# Non Non Biyori
The closest book store sells Jump every Wednesday, the video rental shop is ten stations down. Vegetables are left out for sale, and no one’s ever even see a lock on a house. That’s the country life they live, but these five girls at Asahigaoka Branch School are enjoying it! Enjoy the leisurely, laid-back life of these unique girls!
# Season 3 - Non Non Biyori Nonstop
# E1 - I Played the Frog Song
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKQ22G/i-played-the-frog-song)
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**[01:57] Kazuho**
Need the toothpicks?
**[01:59] Renge**
Thanks.
**[02:02] Renge**
See you later.
**[02:41] Renge**
*I started first grade this spring.*
**[02:46] Renge**
*There are five students at our branch school.*
**[03:07] Renge**
*I guess this really is the country.*
**[03:11] Renge**
*But we still have fun every day.*
***SIGN*** Nonstop
***SIGN*** Episode 1
***SIGN*** I Played the Frog Song
**[04:49] Konomi**
Morning, Renge-chan.
**[04:51] Konomi**
You're earlier than usual today.
**[04:59] Renge**
Konomi-nee, what's that?
**[05:02] Konomi**
A flute.
**[05:04] Renge**
Flute?
**[05:05] Konomi**
It's a musical instrument. Like a recorder,
but you hold it horizontally.
**[05:09] Renge**
Do you play it for one of
your high school classes?
**[05:12] Konomi**
No, I'm in the school concert band.
**[05:15] Konomi**
We play all kinds of different
instruments there.
**[05:19] Renge**
I have music class today,
**[05:22] Renge**
but I can't get "do" to come out right.
**[05:26] Konomi**
Want to practice together
at my house next time?
**[05:43] Konomi**
Are you going anywhere over the long weekend?
**[05:46] Hotaru**
Just shopping with my parents. Mama—
**[05:49] Hotaru**
I mean, my mother has
something she wants to buy.
**[05:52] Natsumi**
Nee-chan, I wanna go shopping, too.
**[05:55] Komari**
Didn't Mom tell you to clean your room first?
**[06:01] Natsumi**
Ren-chon, you're here early.
**[06:03] Komari**
You're practicing?
**[06:05] Renge**
I want to be able to play
this song right for someone.
**[06:08] Hotaru**
Who?
**[06:10] Renge**
It's a secret.
**[06:11] Renge**
And I'm gonna practice with Konomi-nee soon.
**[06:14] Komari**
Oh, right. Konomi-chan plays
the flute at her high school.
**[06:18] Kazuho**
Morning, everyone.
***SIGN*** New Japanese Drills by Repetition
Grade 1
***SIGN*** New Japanese
5
***SIGN*** Training for Perfection
***SIGN*** 7th Grade Japanese
Review Drills
***SIGN*** Training for Perfection
***SIGN*** 8th Grade Japanese
Review Drills
***SIGN*** Training for Perfection
***SIGN*** 8th Grade Japanese
Review Drills
***SIGN*** Study
Period
**[06:54] Kazuho**
Ren-chon, you've improved a lot,
but that one note's a bit squeaky.
**[06:58] Kazuho**
We'll be playing this same song
next time we have music class.
**[07:02] Kazuho**
Keep working at it.
**[07:03] Renge**
Okay.
**[07:08] Natsumi**
I'm starving!
**[07:22] Natsumi**
Give me a bite of yours.
***SIGN*** On Duty
Hotarun | Koma-chan
**[07:26] Natsumi**
Nee-chan, aren't you done
with class duty stuff yet?
**[07:30] Komari**
Don't rush with me. I only just got started.
**[07:34] Natsumi**
Well, I'm bored. Get it done faster.
**[07:37] Komari**
Get up and help, then.
**[07:39] Natsumi**
*I'm* not on duty.
**[07:43] Natsumi**
Ren-chon, what're the toothpicks for?
**[07:46] Renge**
I brought them so I could make a doll.
**[07:49] Natsumi**
A doll? How?
**[07:51] Renge**
First...
**[07:52] Renge**
You wrap clear tape around
them to make them thicker.
**[07:56] Renge**
That's how you make the arms and legs.
**[08:00] Renge**
Then you put them together
in the shape you want, and...
**[08:05] Renge**
It's done! The doll is done!
**[08:08] Natsumi**
Huh, that's a pretty easy way to make a doll.
**[08:11] Natsumi**
Maybe I'll try making one.
**[08:13] Renge**
We can play with these until they're
done with their class duties.
***SIGN*** Grade Class 1
***SIGN*** Weather
***SIGN*** Sunny
***SIGN*** Logkeeper
***SIGN*** Ichijou Hotaru
***SIGN*** Students
on Duty
***SIGN*** Ichijou Hotaru
***SIGN*** Koshigaya Komari
***SIGN*** Students Absent:
***SIGN*** Period
***SIGN*** Class
***SIGN*** Teacher
***SIGN*** Material Covered
***SIGN*** Japanese
***SIGN*** Miyauchi
Kazuho
***SIGN*** Kanji
***SIGN*** Math
***SIGN*** Miyauchi
Kazuho
***SIGN*** Multiplication
of fractions
***SIGN*** Science
***SIGN*** Miyauchi
Kazuho
***SIGN*** How Objects Burn
***SIGN*** Are you
done yet?
**[08:23] Hotaru**
Hey, what's that? A doll?
**[08:26] Renge**
I made it out of tape.
**[08:28] Renge**
I made the speech bubble out of tape, too.
**[08:30] Hotaru**
Wow, that's pretty cool.
**[08:32] Renge**
Make one with us when you're done working.
**[08:36] Hotaru**
Sure, I'd love to.
**[08:42] Natsumi**
Hey, hey, Nee-chan! Aren't you done yet?
**[08:46] Natsumi**
Quite taking so long!
**[08:48] Natsumi**
Get it done already and
come play dolls with us!
**[08:59] Natsumi**
That's not right!
**[09:00] Natsumi**
I did the same thing Ren-chon did,
but the reaction was totally different!
**[09:03] Natsumi**
And you ripped off its torso! That's harsh!
**[09:05] Renge**
Nattsun! I've got an extra torso!
**[09:07] Renge**
Fix it with this!
**[09:08] Natsumi**
Way to go, Ren-chon! You're always prepared!
**[09:27] Natsumi**
All right! It looks even
more like a dachshund now.
**[09:31] Komari**
It's... not a bear?
**[09:33] Komari**
Whatever.
**[09:35] Komari**
Hotaru, were you filling out the class log?
**[09:38] Hotaru**
Yes, but I'm not quite done yet.
**[09:41] Komari**
What do you have left?
**[09:43] Hotaru**
Well, I'm done with the
class records and stuff,
**[09:46] Hotaru**
but I still have the part about my
thoughts and ideas for improvement.
**[09:49] Komari**
Then let's wrap that up
quick and be done with it.
**[09:52] Hotaru**
Yeah. Was there anything about today
that you think could be improved?
**[09:56] Komari**
Hmm... Natsumi was annoying
during music class.
**[09:59] Komari**
Also, she ate three servings
of curry during lunch,
**[10:03] Komari**
and she was off playing around
during the study period... and...
**[10:06] Natsumi**
I object, dachs!
**[10:08] Natsumi**
Kazu-nee was sleeping during
the study period, dachs.
**[10:11] Natsumi**
I don't think Natsumi-chan
should shoulder all the blame, dachs.
**[10:15] Natsumi**
So don't write about Natsumi-chan, dachs.
**[10:18] Natsumi**
Write about Kazu-nee, dachs!
**[10:20] Hotaru**
U-Um, Komari-senpai, what do I do now?
**[10:23] Komari**
It's fine. Don't worry about it.
Just make it all about Natsumi.
**[10:27] Natsumi**
Don't, dachs! Don't, dachs!
**[10:29] Natsumi**
When you write about me all the
time, Mom hears about it, dachs!
**[10:33] Komari**
Oh, all right, fine! You can give it a rest!
**[10:36] Komari**
We'll write about Kazu-nee,
so just shut up already!
**[10:39] Komari**
Also, just making its torso longer
doesn't make it look like a dachshund.
**[10:43] Natsumi**
'Kay.
**[10:44] Natsumi**
Let's play, Ren-chon.
**[10:46] Renge**
'Kay.
**[10:47] Komari**
Sheesh...
**[10:49] Komari**
Okay, for things that could've
been improved today,
**[10:51] Komari**
we'll say the teacher fell asleep
and should be more careful.
**[10:55] Hotaru**
Okay.
**[10:56] Komari**
Oh, put Sensei down for coming in late, too.
**[10:58] Hotaru**
Oh, this part isn't just for students?
**[11:01] Komari**
As for thoughts about today...
**[11:04] Komari**
I don't know... I can't think of anything.
**[11:07] Komari**
I guess we can just put that
Natsumi ate too much curry—
**[11:10] Natsumi**
You're writing about me anyway?!
**[11:12] Natsumi**
So you were lying when you said
you wouldn't?! That's dirty!
**[11:16] Komari**
I never said we weren't going to.
**[11:18] Komari**
I just said we'd write about Kazu-nee.
**[11:20] Natsumi**
You're such a pain!
**[11:22] Renge**
Nattsun, calm down!
**[11:23] Renge**
I made a new doll! We'll play with this one!
**[11:27] Natsumi**
Don't stop me, Ren-chon!
**[11:29] Natsumi**
I can't be calm about—
**[12:13] Komari**
Okay, now that Natsumi's frozen,
let's finish the class log.
**[12:17] Hotaru**
R-Right...
***SIGN*** Faculty Room
**[12:20] Komari**
That took way too long since
Natsumi kept butting in.
**[12:24] Hotaru**
Well, all that's left is to take
the class log to the faculty room.
**[12:28] Natsumi**
What should we do when we get home?
**[12:31] Renge**
We still have time before the bus comes,
**[12:33] Renge**
so we can keep playing with dolls.
**[12:35] Natsumi**
How long until it gets here?
**[12:37] Renge**
An hour.
**[12:39] Komari**
Excuse us.
**[12:40] Natsumi**
Hey, Kazu-nee's sleeping again!
**[12:43] Natsumi**
I told you, Nee-chan!
Kazu-nee's the one who needs to improve!
**[12:47] Komari**
I wondered why she wasn't
coming to the classroom...
**[12:51] Komari**
We have time before the bus gets here, right?
**[12:55] Komari**
So...
**[13:04] Kazuho**
Oh, shoot! I fell asleep.
**[13:06] Kazuho**
I need to finish organizing the print-outs...
***SIGN*** Pathetic
Wake up
***SIGN*** Maaaa
***SIGN*** Stop
Sleeping
***SIGN*** Awaken
Now
***SIGN*** Whoa. So many creepy-faced dolls here.
**[13:25] ---**
Nonstop
**[14:06] Akane**
This isn't working.
It's just not coming out right.
**[14:10] Akane**
And playing in front of people makes
me nervous, which makes it even worse,
**[14:14] Akane**
and when I practice with other kids,
I'm too embarrassed to ask for help...
**[14:18] Akane**
Maybe someone who's so anxious with
strangers isn't cut out for concert band.
**[14:23] Akane**
Wait, no! I need to practice more
so I can play in front of—
**[14:28] Konomi**
Oh, someone's still here?
**[14:30] Konomi**
You're... the new member,
Shinoda Akane-chan, right?
**[14:34] Akane**
Uh, yes...
**[14:35] Konomi**
I'm about to lock up the music room.
**[14:37] Akane**
Oh, okay.
**[14:38] Konomi**
You were practicing on your
own? That's impressive.
**[14:41] Konomi**
If you're having trouble with anything,
feel free to ask for help, okay?
**[14:48] Akane**
Then, um...
**[14:53] Akane**
Since you offered...
**[15:00] Konomi**
I see. You're anxious around strangers,
**[15:02] Konomi**
so you get nervous in front of
people and can't play well,
**[15:06] Konomi**
and you want to work on that?
**[15:08] Akane**
Yeah...
**[15:09] Konomi**
Hmm... Yes, I see.
**[15:12] Konomi**
Then why don't you come practice at my house?
**[15:15] Akane**
Huh?
**[15:16] Konomi**
The best way to get comfortable with
strangers is to practice with someone, right?
**[15:19] Konomi**
Are you free this weekend?
**[15:22] Akane**
Uh, y-yes...
**[15:24] Konomi**
Okay, then, get off at the station
near my house this weekend.
**[15:27] Konomi**
I'll get someone to show
you the way from there.
**[15:29] Akane**
Huh? Show me the way?
You're not coming yourself?
**[15:32] Konomi**
It'll be more practice to get over
your anxiety with strangers.
**[15:35] Konomi**
So make friends with them when
they bring you to my house, okay?
**[15:38] Akane**
*With a stranger?*
**[15:40] Akane**
* But I guess it is a good*
* opportunity. I should go for it.*
**[15:56] Renge**
Meowning.
***SIGN*** Non Non Biyori
**[16:05] Renge**
Nice to meet you. My name's Renge.
**[16:08] Renge**
Konomi-nee told me to take you to her house.
**[16:12] Renge**
She said she'll help me practice
with my recorder after I do.
**[16:17] Renge**
So what's your name, anyway?
**[16:20] Akane**
U-Uh... It's Akane.
**[16:23] Renge**
Okay, got it. You're Aka-chan.
**[16:26] Akane**
Aka-chan... means "baby"...
**[16:27] Renge**
Okay, I'll show you the way now.
**[16:30] Akane**
Uh, I'd prefer it if you called me Akane...
**[16:34] Renge**
Are you Konomi-nee's friend, Akane-chan?
**[16:38] Akane**
I-It's more like I'm her
underclassman at school...
**[16:41] Renge**
Oh, okay.
**[16:46] Akane**
* I don't even know what to*
* talk to a little kid about...*
**[16:50] Akane**
* This defeats the purpose of*
* coming all the way... No, no!*
**[16:53] Akane**
* I can't be like this! I have*
* to try harder to talk to her!*
**[16:56] Renge**
Hey!
**[16:58] Akane**
Wh-What's the matter?
**[17:00] Renge**
I found my lifelong enemy over here!
**[17:05] Renge**
Cockleburs! They always
get stuck to my clothes!
**[17:08] Renge**
You won't have your way today!
**[17:11] Renge**
Prepare yourself!
**[17:13] Renge**
Smack!
**[17:18] Renge**
You can have this.
**[17:19] Akane**
Huh? Oh, uh, thanks...
**[17:23] Akane**
*What am I supposed to do with this?*
**[17:29] Akane**
Wh-What is it? Did you find something else?
**[17:32] Renge**
A frog!
**[17:34] Akane**
A frog? Oh, yeah, frogs are cute, huh?
**[17:43] Renge**
Want this toad?
**[17:45] Akane**
N-No, I don't! Put it on the ground!
**[17:49] Renge**
Okay, I'll put it down like this and
pretend it can walk on two feet.
**[17:53] Akane**
No, don't make it walk! Let it go!
**[17:56] Renge**
His name is Fatty!
***SIGN*** Cattle Crossing
**[17:59] Akane**
It doesn't need a name!
**[18:00] Akane**
Whoa, whoa! Don't walk
it this way! Stop! Stop!
**[18:05] Konomi**
So Renge-chan chased you
around with a frog, huh?
**[18:09] Akane**
Yeah...
**[18:10] Konomi**
Sounds like a crazy time.
**[18:13] Konomi**
She's just a kid, though.
You should cut her some slack.
**[18:19] Renge**
I washed my hands.
**[18:21] Konomi**
Here's the recorder you left with me.
**[18:24] Renge**
Thanks.
**[18:30] Renge**
That's not the same as my recorder!
**[18:32] Renge**
What's it sound like? Play it for me!
**[18:35] Akane**
Uh, o-okay...
**[18:49] Renge**
Wow! It made a sound!
**[18:51] Renge**
And it has so many buttons!
It's so cool! Like an octopus tentacle!
**[18:55] Akane**
Couldn't you think of anything
else to compare it to?
**[18:59] Renge**
That octorecorder sure is cool, though.
**[19:02] Renge**
I wanna play the octorecorder!
**[19:03] Akane**
It's a flute, not an octorecorder.
**[19:06] Renge**
Huh?
**[19:07] Konomi**
You said you were anxious around strangers,
but you're talking with Renge-chan just fine.
**[19:11] Akane**
Y-You think so?
**[19:13] Konomi**
Maybe having her chase you around with
a frog actually loosened up your nerves.
**[19:18] Renge**
I'm gonna practice the "do" sound.
**[19:24] Akane**
Oh, Renge-chan, to play "do,"
**[19:26] Akane**
cover the hole with the pad of your finger.
**[19:30] Akane**
And try blowing with a little less force.
**[19:41] Konomi**
There you go! You got it!
**[19:43] Akane**
That sounds perfect.
**[19:44] Konomi**
Why don't we all play something together?
**[19:47] Renge**
Let's play the "Frog Song!"
**[19:49] Renge**
Is that okay?
**[19:51] Akane**
Sure. I know that one.
**[19:54] Konomi**
Okay.
**[19:56] Renge**
Ready... go!
**[20:30] Akane**
Thank you for all your help today.
**[20:32] Konomi**
Come by again sometime.
**[20:33] Akane**
Sure.
**[20:35] Akane**
U-Um...
**[20:44] Akane**
Could you... practice with me again sometime?
**[20:49] Konomi**
Of course!
**[20:50] Renge**
I wanna practice with you, too!
**[20:55] Renge**
Promise, okay?
**[20:59] Akane**
Sure! Thanks for everything
today, Renge-chan!
**[21:32] Akane**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Non Non Biyori
***SIGN*** Nonstop
**[21:43] Hotaru**
You've gotten much better, Ren-chan.
**[21:45] Komari**
But who was it that you
wanted to play this for?
**[21:54] Renge**
I heard cows make more milk when
you play classical music for them.
***SIGN*** Non Non Biyori
***SIGN*** That's all for today
**[23:30] Konomi**
Hey, why don't I introduce you
to another neighbor of mine?
**[23:35] Akane**
I'll do my best to overcome
my anxiety with strangers!
**[23:37] Kazuho**
Once the rain stops,
how about we build a greenhouse?
**[23:40] Komari**
I'll lend you my lap for
a pillow! As a big sister!
**[23:42] Akane**
Using your lap as a pillow
is just too embarrassing!
**[23:44] Akane**
Ichijou-san, it's a pleasure to meet you!
***SIGN*** Next Time
Episode 2
***SIGN*** Hotaru Looked Like a Grown-up?
***SIGN*** Photo: Black Ponta
***SIGN*** Please Watch Again
# E2 - Hotaru Was Really Mature?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU02PPD/hotaru-was-really-mature)
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**[00:02] Kazuho**
Hey, Ren-chon? Ren-chon!
**[00:06] Kazuho**
Oh, there you are.
**[00:09] Renge**
Need something?
**[00:10] Kazuho**
Not really. I was just thinking of
planting some veggies in the garden.
**[00:14] Kazuho**
Want to help me out?
**[00:16] Renge**
What?! I can grow vegetables?!
**[00:19] Kazuho**
Wow, you're into this.
**[00:21] Renge**
I'll call everyone else!
**[00:25] Kazuho**
Sorry to have you all
come over on a Sunday.
**[00:28] Kazuho**
I was thinking of planting
these seedlings in the garden.
**[00:32] Hotaru**
You're planting these?
**[00:34] Kazuho**
That's right.
**[00:35] Renge**
There sure are a lot.
**[00:37] Renge**
What are they?
**[00:38] Kazuho**
Those ones are bell peppers.
**[00:40] Renge**
Bel—
**[00:47] Renge**
Actually, I have stuff to do.
**[00:50] Renge**
Gonna do my homework.
**[00:51] Kazuho**
I'm just kidding. They're tomatoes.
**[00:53] Renge**
Hey! Why did you lie?!
**[00:56] Renge**
Lying's really, really bad!
**[00:57] Kazuho**
Sorry, sorry. I just felt
like teasing you a little.
**[01:01] Kazuho**
You really hate bell peppers, huh?
**[01:04] Natsumi**
Well, they are bitter.
**[01:05] Komari**
I'm not a big fan of them, either.
**[01:07] Komari**
Are you, Hotaru?
**[01:08] Hotaru**
I don't mind bell peppers.
**[01:10] Renge**
You're so grown-up, Hotarun.
**[01:13] Natsumi**
For real.
**[01:14] Komari**
Yep.
**[01:17] Hotaru**
I... I am?
***SIGN*** Nonstop
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** Hotaru Was Really Mature?
**[02:57] Komari**
Can we start planting them now?
**[02:58] Kazuho**
Not just yet.
**[03:00] Kazuho**
We need to fertilize them
and put down the mulch first.
***SIGN*** Mulch
**[03:02] Komari**
Oh, we're starting with that?
**[03:04] Hotaru**
Mulch?
**[03:06] Renge**
What's this for?
**[03:08] Kazuho**
You lay it down on the ground
where the seedlings go.
**[03:11] Kazuho**
I guess you can think of it
as a futon for the tomatoes.
**[03:14] Hotaru**
A futon?
**[03:16] Renge**
I'll put it down just right!
**[03:18] Kazuho**
Okay, then, let's get started.
**[03:20] Kazuho**
I placed some stakes so
we'll know where to plant.
**[03:23] Kazuho**
Could you start digging
some ruts along those?
**[03:25] Komari**
Got it.
**[03:33] Komari**
Careful, Renge. You'll throw dirt
all over us if you dig like that.
**[03:38] Renge**
Oh, no! I forgot myself!
**[03:40] Renge**
Understood!
**[03:42] Komari**
Sheesh...
**[03:52] Komari**
Earthworm!
**[03:56] Natsumi**
Hey! Why'd you throw dirt
all over me, Nee-chan?!
**[04:00] Komari**
I-I didn't mean to!
**[04:02] Komari**
An earthworm! There was an earthworm!
**[04:44] Hotaru**
They're planted in such perfect lines.
**[04:46] Natsumi**
I'm exhausted...
**[04:48] Komari**
All you did was play around.
**[04:50] Komari**
Hotaru worked harder than anyone.
**[04:52] Hotaru**
It kind of got me interested.
**[04:55] Renge**
We're all done!
**[04:56] Kazuho**
Great job, everyone. Now we can...
**[05:05] Renge**
It's raining.
**[05:10] Natsumi**
It just started out of nowhere.
**[05:12] Komari**
At least we finished the planting first.
**[05:14] Hotaru**
Yeah.
**[05:19] Renge**
It's raining really hard now.
**[05:21] Renge**
Will the tomatoes be okay?
**[05:22] Natsumi**
They're plants. I think they
can handle a little rain.
**[05:25] Renge**
Really?
**[05:27] Renge**
But they must be cold.
Can't we do anything for them?
**[05:31] Komari**
I'm not sure what...
**[05:33] Kazuho**
Here, I brought towels.
**[05:35] Hotaru**
Thank you.
**[05:37] Hotaru**
Ren-chan, let's go inside for now.
**[05:39] Hotaru**
We should dry ourselves off.
**[05:41] Kazuho**
Is something wrong?
**[05:43] Natsumi**
Well, Ren-chon was just saying
the tomatoes looked cold.
**[05:48] Renge**
They must be cold with just the futon.
**[05:50] Natsumi**
But if you want more than that,
you'd have to build them a house.
**[05:53] Kazuho**
Hmm... A house, huh?
**[05:57] Natsumi**
Wait, is this heading toward...
**[06:01] Kazuho**
Okay, once the rain stops,
how about we build a greenhouse?
**[06:11] Hotaru**
It cleared up so quickly.
**[06:13] Komari**
Guess it was a passing shower.
**[06:15] Natsumi**
Man, I really shouldn't have said that...
**[06:18] Renge**
I'll help, too!
**[06:19] Kazuho**
Okay, you can bring over the vinyl.
**[06:21] Renge**
Got it!
**[06:49] Renge**
Kazu-nee, look! It's really a house!
**[06:52] Kazuho**
You all really worked hard.
**[06:55] Hotaru**
I never knew this was how
greenhouses were made.
**[06:58] Renge**
C-Can we go inside the
house for a little bit?
**[07:00] Renge**
I wanna welcome the tomatoes
to their new home!
**[07:02] Kazuho**
Sure, go ahead.
**[07:14] Hotaru**
Can I come in, too?
**[07:16] Renge**
Come on in!
**[07:18] Renge**
Koma-chan and Nattsun, too! Come over here!
**[07:21] Renge**
Look at all the happy tomatoes!
***SIGN*** Non Non Biyori
**[07:43] Hotaru**
Mom, Mom! Where are the new
clothes I got the other day?
**[07:47] Mom**
In your room.
**[07:54] Hotaru**
I get to see Senpai again today!
**[08:08] Konomi**
Okay, ready to wrap up for today?
**[08:10] Akane**
Sure.
**[08:11] Akane**
Thank you for helping me practice
even though it's Sunday.
**[08:16] Konomi**
You've gotten better since
last time, haven't you?
**[08:18] Akane**
Well, I've been practicing at home, too...
**[08:21] Konomi**
Really? That's awesome!
**[08:23] Konomi**
A lot of kids don't bother to practice
at home. You're working hard!
**[08:27] Akane**
N-No, it was really only a little bit...
**[08:30] Konomi**
I'm so proud to have an underclassman
who learns so quickly.
**[08:34] Konomi**
I have nothing more to teach you.
**[08:37] Akane**
Th-That's being too kind!
**[08:39] Konomi**
Okay, I've decided.
**[08:41] Konomi**
I'll push to get you a solo
at our next concert.
**[08:44] Akane**
Huh?!
**[08:45] Akane**
W-Wait a minute!
**[08:47] Konomi**
What? Where'd that come from?
**[08:49] Akane**
That's what I want to know!
**[08:51] Akane**
Th-There's no way I can do a solo!
**[08:57] Akane**
I-I mean, sure,
I'd like to try it out once...
**[09:01] Akane**
But I'd get stage fright in front of
all those people. It'll never work.
**[09:11] Akane**
Oh, but if it's a concert where
no one else is there...
**[09:14] Konomi**
Uh, that sounds kinda scary...
**[09:16] Konomi**
Also, I know you're anxious around
strangers, but are you shy, too?
**[09:20] Akane**
Um... I get anxious around strangers
because I'm shy, I guess...
**[09:23] Konomi**
Hmm...
**[09:25] Konomi**
Hey, why don't I introduce you
to another neighbor of mine?
**[09:30] Akane**
Huh? A neighbor this time?
**[09:32] Konomi**
Yeah! That'll give you some confidence.
**[09:35] Konomi**
Our ultimate goal will be to make
sure you don't get stage fright!
**[09:38] Akane**
Uh... w-well...
**[09:45] Akane**
A-All right!
**[09:47] Akane**
I'll do my best to overcome
my anxiety with strangers!
**[09:49] Konomi**
Hey, that's the spirit!
**[09:52] Konomi**
Okay, then, let's go!
**[09:53] Akane**
Okay!
**[09:54] ---**
Nonstop
**[10:01] Konomi**
So this is my underclassman
in band, Akane-chan.
**[10:05] Konomi**
Be nice to her, okay?
**[10:07] Konomi**
Go on, Akane-chan, say hello.
**[10:18] Akane**
H...
**[10:21] Akane**
Hello...
**[10:25] Komari**
Um... a-are you okay?
**[10:27] Komari**
You're dripping with sweat.
**[10:29] Konomi**
This isn't going so well...
**[10:30] Konomi**
She gets a little anxious around strangers.
**[10:33] Konomi**
I brought her over here to help
her get used to new people.
**[10:36] Natsumi**
I get it!
**[10:37] Natsumi**
Akane-chan, was it?
**[10:39] Natsumi**
I'm Koshigaya Natsumi. Nice to meet ya!
**[10:42] Komari**
Hey! Don't be so casual with
someone older than you!
**[10:44] Akane**
N-N-No, it's okay!
**[10:46] Akane**
Being casual will make it
easier for me to talk, too!
**[10:49] Komari**
Really?
**[10:50] Komari**
Okay, I'll take you up on that.
**[10:52] Komari**
I'm Komari. Nice to meet you.
**[10:54] Akane**
Y-Yeah, I'm pleased to meet you both.
**[10:57] Hotaru**
Oh, nice to meet you.
My name's Ichijou Hotaru.
**[11:01] Akane**
Ichijou-san! It's a pleasure to meet you!
**[11:04] Hotaru**
*Huh? Only I get the polite treatment?!*
**[11:12] Komari**
Oh, so you both play the flute?
**[11:15] Akane**
Y-Yeah, but I'm not that good at it yet...
**[11:18] Komari**
I thought I heard some kind of
music playing this morning.
**[11:21] Komari**
Are you taking a break now?
**[11:22] Konomi**
Yep, that's right.
**[11:24] Komari**
Perfect timing, then!
**[11:25] Komari**
We were about to make some cookies.
**[11:28] Komari**
You can help us out, then have
some as a snack on your break.
**[11:31] Konomi**
Oh, that sounds great!
**[11:34] Konomi**
Let's do it, Akane-chan!
**[11:35] Akane**
O-Okay.
***SIGN*** Nissei
Sunflower
Pastry Flour
For tempura, pastries, okonomiyaki, and udon
**[11:39] Komari**
Flour, eggs, and butter...
**[11:41] Komari**
We've got all the utensils and stuff, too.
**[11:44] Komari**
Okay! Everything's ready!
**[11:46] Komari**
So... what do we do now, exactly?
**[11:48] Natsumi**
Didn't take you long to hit a roadblock...
**[11:50] Akane**
Um, I think you mix the butter first.
**[11:53] Komari**
Oh, really?
**[11:55] Hotaru**
And it's a good idea to sift the flour
**[11:57] Hotaru**
and set aside some butter to grease
the cooking sheet, right?
**[12:00] Akane**
Th-That's right!
**[12:02] Akane**
You're very good at this, Ichijou-san!
**[12:03] Akane**
W-Well, I'll go ahead and mix the butter!
**[12:06] Hotaru**
O-Okay...
**[12:09] Konomi**
There's something I've been wondering...
**[12:11] Konomi**
Do you think Hotaru-chan is older than you?
**[12:15] Konomi**
She's in elementary school.
**[12:16] Akane**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[12:18] Akane**
I won't fall for a silly joke like that.
**[12:24] Konomi**
You* do* think that.
**[12:28] Akane**
What?! Is that true?!
**[12:30] Hotaru**
I'm in fifth grade, actually...
**[12:31] Akane**
What?!
**[12:32] Akane**
I-I'm sorry! I guess I
jumped to conclusions!
**[12:35] Hotaru**
No, it's okay, really!
**[12:37] Hotaru**
Also, I'm younger than you,
so you don't have to be so polite.
**[12:40] Akane**
Oh, um... I'd love to, but since I started
out polite, it's hard to break the habit...
**[12:47] Konomi**
But according to Renge-chan, a surprise
can help loosen your nerves,
**[12:51] Konomi**
so maybe a scary story would
help you speak more casually?
**[12:54] Akane**
Th-There's no way that would work!
**[12:56] Akane**
I'll get back to mixing the butter now.
**[12:58] Akane**
Oh, right. Do you have sugar?
It needs to be mixed in, too.
**[13:02] Konomi**
Oh, isn't there any up there?
**[13:04] Natsumi**
Oh, shoot! It's empty!
**[13:06] Konomi**
You don't have refills under
the sink or anything?
**[13:08] Komari**
Um... just a sec...
**[13:12] Komari**
That's salt... Where was the sugar again?
***SIGN*** Caster Sugar
**[13:17] Akane**
Thank you.
**[13:19] Akane**
Komari-chan, there's sugar right here.
**[13:22] Komari**
Huh? I just looked there
and didn't see any.
**[13:25] Akane**
Well, someone just left some here...
**[13:28] Akane**
Huh? No one's there!
**[13:31] Akane**
It wasn't you, Konomi-senpai?
**[13:33] Konomi**
No, I was looking around the sink.
**[13:36] Akane**
Huh?
**[13:37] Komari**
You don't think... A ghost?
**[13:43] Komari**
Let's bake the cookies in the living room!
**[13:45] Akane**
Yeah!
**[13:46] Komari**
Baking around water is dangerous!
It's just too dangerous!
**[13:49] Akane**
Yeah!
**[13:50] Natsumi**
What are those two doing?
**[13:53] Konomi**
Well... it's nice that they're
learning to cooperate, I guess?
**[13:58] Akane**
I feel like all we did in the end was
have them make cookies for us...
**[14:03] Akane**
But Hotaru-chan really seems
very mature, doesn't she?
**[14:06] Akane**
I hope it doesn't bother her that
I thought she was older...
**[14:10] Konomi**
I'm sure she's fine.
**[14:11] Konomi**
What about you? Do you feel okay?
**[14:13] Konomi**
I might have been a little forceful
in taking you to meet them...
**[14:16] Akane**
Oh, no, I'm totally fine.
**[14:19] Akane**
I get anxious around strangers,
but I kind of like being in a group.
**[14:23] Konomi**
Really? I'm glad to hear that!
**[14:24] Konomi**
Well, Komari-chan, Nacchan,
and Glasses-kun are all really nice.
**[14:29] Konomi**
Let's keep getting you used to this stuff,
so you'll be ready for the concert.
**[14:32] Akane**
O-Okay! I'll do my best!
**[14:34] Akane**
Wait, hang on... Glasses-kun?
**[14:37] Akane**
Was there someone with glasses there?
**[14:39] Konomi**
No, I didn't see him today.
**[14:42] ---**
Nonstop
**[14:47] ---**
Nonstop
**[14:53] Hotaru**
Shopping was so much fun!
**[14:55] Mom**
It's too bad the car broke down and
we had to take the train home.
**[14:58] Mom**
Are you worn out now?
**[15:00] Hotaru**
No, I'm fine. I haven't
ridden a train in ages.
**[15:03] Hotaru**
Hey, Papa, can we eat these
sweets when we get home?
**[15:07] Dad**
You just had ice cream at
the department store.
**[15:10] Dad**
You shouldn't. You'll spoil
your appetite for dinner.
**[15:13] Hotaru**
What?!
**[15:14] Hotaru**
No! No! I can have some, can't I?!
**[15:17] Dad**
Now, come on, Hotaru...
**[15:19] Hotaru**
Please, Papa? Can't I?
**[15:22] Dad**
Oh, all right. But you'd better
eat your dinner, too.
**[15:25] Hotaru**
Really?! Yay! I love you, Papa!
**[15:32] Hotaru**
Mama, Papa! We're at the station!
**[15:34] Mom**
Yes, I know.
**[15:39] Hotaru**
Come on, let's hurry!
**[15:40] Dad**
Come on, Hotaru, calm down.
**[15:43] Hotaru**
Oh, it's fine!
**[15:55] Hotaru**
K-Konomi-san...
**[15:57] Konomi**
Hi there, Hotaru-chan.
**[16:00] Mom**
Oh? Hotaru, is this a friend?
**[16:02] Konomi**
Hello, it's nice to meet you.
I'm Fujimiya Konomi.
**[16:05] Konomi**
I'm a friend of your daughter's.
**[16:06] Mom**
I thought no one else was on that train.
**[16:08] Mom**
Were we too noisy? Sorry about that.
**[16:11] Konomi**
Oh, no, not at all.
**[16:13] Konomi**
I just... didn't have anything
to do, so I went to town...
**[16:17] Hotaru**
I-I see...
**[16:19] Mom**
Hotaru, want to visit with
her before heading home?
**[16:21] Hotaru**
Huh?!
**[16:22] Hotaru**
Um... er...
**[16:29] Mom**
Okay, Hotaru, make sure
you're home by dinner.
**[16:33] Hotaru**
Okay...
**[16:33] Dad**
Bye.
**[16:37] Konomi**
Uh... sorry about... this.
**[16:40] Hotaru**
No, it's okay! I didn't
have anything else to do!
**[16:44] Konomi**
Oh...
**[16:46] Konomi**
So, um... are you always like that?
**[16:50] Hotaru**
N-N-No, I'm not at all!
I mean, I am, but... I mean...
**[16:55] Hotaru**
I-I didn't think there was anyone
else on the train, so... um...
**[16:59] Hotaru**
Th-That's why I was like
that with my parents...
**[17:03] Konomi**
Oh, I guess I'd forgotten that
you're still in fifth grade.
**[17:07] Konomi**
It makes sense that you'd be
like that with your parents.
**[17:10] Hotaru**
Y-You think so?
**[17:12] Konomi**
Yeah, that's right...
**[17:14] Konomi**
You're still at an age where
you want to be babied a bit.
**[17:17] Konomi**
Okay! You can be babyish with me, too!
**[17:20] Hotaru**
Huh?!
**[17:21] Konomi**
Komari-chan was a total baby
when she was your age, too.
**[17:25] Hotaru**
O-Oh...
**[17:26] Konomi**
So I should treat you like an elementary
schooler, too, shouldn't I?
**[17:31] Konomi**
So there you go! Just jump right
into my arms, like a child!
**[17:35] Hotaru**
Huh?! U-Um, Konomi-san?
**[17:39] Konomi**
What's wrong, Hotaru-chan?
**[17:40] Hotaru**
I appreciate the sentiment,
but it's a little too embarrassing...
**[17:44] Konomi**
You're not putting on a front?
**[17:45] Hotaru**
N-No, I'm not! I'm not!
**[17:48] Konomi**
Well, no reason to just
stand out here talking.
**[17:50] Konomi**
Let's hold hands on the way to my house.
**[17:52] Konomi**
That's not embarrassing, is it?
**[17:54] Hotaru**
U-Um...
**[17:56] Konomi**
You'll get lost if you don't hold my hand.
**[18:01] Konomi**
Have you ever gotten lost before?
**[18:03] Hotaru**
A-A few times...
**[18:05] Konomi**
I thought so!
**[18:06] Konomi**
Komari-chan got lost about once a
month when she was in fifth grade.
**[18:09] Hotaru**
What?! Once a month?!
**[18:10] Konomi**
So come on. Give me your hand.
**[18:22] Konomi**
Yeah, it was just like this.
**[18:25] Konomi**
Reminds me of when Komari-chan and
the rest were in elementary school.
**[18:28] Hotaru**
R-Really?
**[18:30] Hotaru**
B-By the way, what was Komari-senpai
like in elementary school?
**[18:35] Konomi**
Hmm, well...
**[18:37] Konomi**
Not too different from now, really.
**[18:39] Konomi**
She cried a lot, and she's
not even that much taller.
**[18:42] Hotaru**
Wow...
**[18:43] Konomi**
She drank from a bottle until...
**[18:46] Konomi**
A bottle?!
**[18:48] Konomi**
Oh, yeah. Until she was five.
**[18:50] Hotaru**
Five?!
**[18:51] Hotaru**
Even that seems a bit late...
**[18:53] Konomi**
Well, that's how Komari-chan was,
so you don't need to be embarrassed.
**[18:57] Konomi**
Kids should act like kids.
**[18:59] Hotaru**
Right...
**[19:01] Konomi**
Or would you have preferred to be carried?
**[19:04] Hotaru**
Th-That's all right!
This is perfectly fine!
**[19:10] Konomi**
Well, there's my house.
**[19:13] Konomi**
You didn't get lost. Good job, Hotaru-chan.
**[19:16] Hotaru**
Yeah...
**[19:17] Komari**
Huh?
**[19:19] Komari**
Why're you two holding hands?
**[19:22] Hotaru**
K-K-K-Komari-senpai!
**[19:24] Hotaru**
Th-This isn't what you think! It's...
**[19:27] Hotaru**
Well, some things happened, and...
**[19:28] Konomi**
You know, since Hotaru-chan's
in fifth grade,
**[19:30] Konomi**
I thought I should treat her
like an elementary schooler.
**[19:33] Hotaru**
Y-Yeah!
**[19:34] Komari**
Oh, I get it.
**[19:36] Komari**
That's right. You are still
in elementary school, huh?
**[19:39] Komari**
Hey, I've got a great idea!
**[19:41] Komari**
Come over here!
**[19:42] Komari**
There.
**[19:44] Komari**
Come on, Hotaru, over here.
**[19:48] Komari**
I'll lend you my lap for
a pillow, as a big sister!
**[19:50] Hotaru**
Y-Your lap?!
**[19:52] Konomi**
Oh, yeah, I did that for you a lot.
**[19:54] Konomi**
You might as well let her indulge you, too.
**[19:57] Hotaru**
Huh?!
**[19:57] Komari**
Come on, Hotaru. Right over here.
**[20:03] Hotaru**
*Senpai's lap... as a pillow...*
**[20:07] Komari**
Hotaru, what's the problem?
**[20:12] Komari**
Hotaru?
**[20:14] Hotaru**
U-U-Using your lap as a pillow
is just too embarrassing!
**[20:18] Hotaru**
I-I-I'm going home for today!
**[20:24] Komari**
She left...
**[20:25] Konomi**
Maybe we went too far.
We'll have to apologize later.
***SIGN*** Non Non Biyori
**[20:51] Hotaru**
Yesterday was so embarrassing.
**[20:54] Hotaru**
I can't let the others see me act like
that around my parents anymore.
**[21:04] Hotaru**
Hey, Pechi, you'll get a
tummyache if you eat grass.
**[21:08] Hotaru**
Come over here.
**[21:12] Hotaru**
Jeez, Pechi, that tickles.
**[21:18] Konomi**
Oh, it's you, Hotaru-chan.
**[21:20] Konomi**
Sorry about yesterday.
You can just act the way you always—
**[21:24] Hotaru**
Oh, Pechi, you're so cute!
**[21:26] Hotaru**
I'm gonna give you cuddles!
**[21:29] Hotaru**
Here! Cuddle, cuddle! Cuddle, cuddle!
**[21:32] Hotaru**
Cuddle, cuddle, cuddle! Cuddle, cuddle!
**[21:35] Hotaru**
Cuddle, cuddle, cuddle! Cuddle,
cuddle, cuddle, cuddle, cuddle!
**[21:38] Hotaru**
Cuddle, cuddle, cuddle, cuddle!
**[21:40] Hotaru**
Cuddle! Cuddle, cuddle, cuddle,
cuddle, cuddle, cuddle!
**[21:43] Hotaru**
I'll cuddle you even more when we get home!
**[21:55] Konomi**
Uh...
**[21:58] Hotaru**
Uh...
***SIGN*** Non Non Biyori
***SIGN*** That's all for today
**[23:31] Hikage**
Let's play, Natsumi!
**[23:32] Natsumi**
I'm not sure if we can get clay
from our yard, though...
**[23:35] Hikage**
What's the matter?
**[23:36] Natsumi**
How about this, then?!
**[23:38] Konomi**
Hikage-chan, why are you dressed like that?
**[23:40] Natsumi**
Finisher: Surefire Kill!
**[23:44] Hikage**
A komuso just popped out of the bushes!
***SIGN*** Next Time
Episode 3
***SIGN*** We Were Always Like This
***SIGN*** Photo: Genbor-No
***SIGN*** Please Watch Again
# E3 - We Were Always Like This
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***SIGN*** Nonstop
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** We Were Always Like This
**[02:01] Natsumi**
Coming...
**[02:04] Natsumi**
Yeah, I'm coming. Who is it?
**[02:11] Natsumi**
Oh, Hika-nee.
**[02:13] Hikage**
I'm back from Tokyo.
**[02:15] Hikage**
Let's play, Natsumi!
**[02:20] Natsumi**
Okay!
**[02:22] Natsumi**
Sweet! So what should we play?
**[02:24] Hikage**
I just got off the Shinkansen,
**[02:27] Hikage**
so I wanna do something that
involves moving around a lot!
**[02:30] Natsumi**
All right! In that case...
**[02:32] Natsumi**
I'll show you my Surefire Kill Shot,
**[02:35] Natsumi**
the new finisher shot I've been
working on while you were away!
**[02:37] Hikage**
Surefire Kill? What the heck?
**[02:40] Hikage**
Whatever! Bring it!
**[02:42] Natsumi**
Finisher: Surefire Kill Shot!
**[02:50] Hikage**
Okay, don't actually use surefire
kill finishers, idiot!
**[03:13] Hikage**
Don't actually use surefire
kill finishers, idiot.
**[03:17] Natsumi**
Was the first time you said
it a conditioned reflex?
**[03:20] Hikage**
Come on! This is what you
do the minute I get home?!
**[03:23] Hikage**
My fun time back at home is already over!
**[03:27] Natsumi**
My finisher, Surefire Kill Shot,
kills anything and everything.
**[03:30] Hikage**
Well, don't kill my visit
home with it, too!
**[03:33] Hikage**
What are we gonna do?
**[03:36] Hikage**
If your mom finds out,
she'll wring our necks.
**[03:38] Natsumi**
Hmm... Well, yeah, I guess so.
**[03:42] Natsumi**
However, Hika-nee! Just think about this!
**[03:46] Natsumi**
We've faced and overcome countless
situations like this before, haven't we?
**[03:51] Hikage**
Uh, yeah, I don't remember
overcoming any...
**[03:54] Natsumi**
I believe it would be best to learn from
our past and apologize immediately.
**[03:58] Hikage**
Th-That sounds way too reasonable!
**[04:01] Hikage**
Are you really Natsumi?!
**[04:04] Natsumi**
I'm not the same Natsumi-chan
you knew before.
**[04:08] Natsumi**
But I worry that this idea
alone isn't enough.
**[04:11] Natsumi**
We should come up with other options
in the event of an emergency.
**[04:14] Hikage**
G-Good point...
**[04:16] Natsumi**
My second proposal is
destruction of evidence.
**[04:19] Natsumi**
But that wouldn't solve the actual problem.
It would only delay the inevitable.
**[04:23] Hikage**
Yeah... That's a last resort.
**[04:26] Natsumi**
And I have a third, creative proposal.
**[04:29] Hikage**
Oh? What is it? Tell me!
**[04:37] Natsumi**
We collect clay from the ground and
recreate the planter from scratch!
**[04:41] Hikage**
You're definitely the
same Natsumi as before.
**[04:43] Hikage**
The first plan's obviously the best!
**[04:46] Hikage**
Let's go apologize right now!
**[04:48] Natsumi**
Okay.
**[04:49] Natsumi**
But if it comes to it,
we use the third one.
**[04:51] Hikage**
They're only two that matter, you doofus!
**[04:53] Hikage**
O-Okay, let's find your
mom and apologize to—
**[04:57] Komari**
Hey, Hika-nee, you're back home?
**[05:07] Hikage**
Sorry!
**[05:08] Hikage**
We were just talking about what pose
we'd use if we were Sentai heroes!
**[05:12] Natsumi**
Nee-chan, sorry, but could
you leave us alone for now?
**[05:16] Natsumi**
Our future is riding on this.
**[05:18] Komari**
What are you talking about?
**[05:20] Komari**
W-Well, if you two are playing
by yourselves, that's fine.
**[05:23] Komari**
See you later, Hika-nee.
**[05:25] Hikage**
S-Sure.
**[05:30] Hikage**
Is she gone?
**[05:31] Natsumi**
Looks like it.
**[05:33] Natsumi**
Anyway, Hika-nee, I just realized something!
**[05:36] Hikage**
What?
**[05:37] Natsumi**
What if Nee-chan or Nii-chan
were to see this?
**[05:40] Natsumi**
Even if we apologize, it'll look like we're
only doing it because we got caught.
**[05:45] Natsumi**
We need to find Mom and apologize
before anyone finds out.
**[05:48] Hikage**
Then can't one of us stay here
and make sure no one comes by?
**[05:56] Natsumi**
Hika-nee, are you not aware
**[05:58] Natsumi**
of the things called "sincerity points"
that you get when you apologize?
**[06:01] Hikage**
Do I look like I'm aware?
**[06:04] Natsumi**
If just one of us goes to apologize,
**[06:06] Natsumi**
the question of why the other one
didn't also apologize will follow,
**[06:10] Natsumi**
and we lose 40 sincerity points.
**[06:12] Natsumi**
Those 40 points are huge!
**[06:14] Hikage**
Uh-huh...
**[06:16] Natsumi**
We both go together, clearly explain
what happened, and apologize.
**[06:19] Natsumi**
That'll give us 30 sincerity points.
**[06:22] Natsumi**
And if we apologize in the
Sentai poses from before,
**[06:24] Natsumi**
we lose 100 points!
**[06:25] Hikage**
Whoa, whoa! Seriously, let's not do
anything that'll lose us points!
**[06:30] Hikage**
You know, why don't we just
yell for your mom from here?
**[06:33] Natsumi**
No, that would only disturb the
neighbors, which adds to our crimes.
**[06:38] Natsumi**
For now, we'll just find Mom as
soon as we can and apologize.
**[06:41] Hikage**
O-Okay, fine.
**[06:50] Natsumi**
Not here.
**[06:53] Natsumi**
Not here.
**[06:55] Natsumi**
Th-That's weird...
**[06:57] Natsumi**
I can't find Mom anywhere.
**[06:59] Hikage**
Maybe she's just not home?
**[07:02] Natsumi**
Hey, Nee-chan, do you know where Mom is?
**[07:06] Komari**
Mom?
**[07:08] Komari**
Uh... I think she went to the candy store
to buy rice crackers, since we ran out...
**[07:13] Natsumi**
Th-The candy store?!
**[07:15] Natsumi**
Hika-nee!
**[07:16] Natsumi**
Come with me! Time to make a strategy!
**[07:19] Hikage**
Right!
**[07:20] Komari**
What's up with those two?
**[07:22] Hikage**
Well, what now?
**[07:24] Hikage**
We were gonna apologize right away,
but your mom's not home!
**[07:27] Hikage**
Shouldn't we come up with
an emergency plan?
**[07:31] Natsumi**
At this point, I guess we'll have to.
**[07:34] Natsumi**
I'm not sure if we can get clay
from our yard, though...
**[07:37] Hikage**
No, not the third plan!
There are only two proposals here!
**[07:41] Hikage**
For now, we should hide the planter
before Komari or your brother find it.
**[07:45] Hikage**
Then, when your mom gets home,
we'll apologize to her.
**[07:48] Natsumi**
I'm not too enthusiastic about that,
but if it's what you want...
**[07:52] Hikage**
Well, get enthusiastic!
**[07:53] Hikage**
Argh, we can't drag this out any longer!
**[07:56] Hikage**
Natsumi, get a bag we can put
the pieces of the planter in!
**[07:58] Hikage**
I'll stand guard at the crime scene!
**[08:00] Natsumi**
Roger!
**[08:03] Mom**
Honestly, I only went to
buy rice crackers...
**[08:07] Mom**
That Kaede-chan is one shrewd saleswoman.
**[08:10] Mom**
Well, I have hungry teens
at home, so it'll be fine.
**[08:14] Natsumi**
Hika-nee, I brought a bag.
**[08:16] Hikage**
Good!
**[08:18] Hikage**
Put all the pieces in the bag.
**[08:20] Natsumi**
Got it!
**[08:21] Natsumi**
Wait, what do we do with the tree?
**[08:23] Hikage**
Hide it in the bushes or something.
**[08:25] Hikage**
The ball might give away the fact that we
broke the planter, so let's hide it, too.
**[08:29] Natsumi**
Done and done, Hika-nee!
**[08:31] Hikage**
Okay!
**[08:32] Hikage**
All right, all the evidence is concealed!
**[08:34] Natsumi**
Let's scram before we get caught!
**[08:35] ---**
Nonstop
**[08:39] Hikage**
Gah! We got totally chewed out!
**[08:42] Natsumi**
Wait, why are you getting mad at me?
**[08:45] Hikage**
If you hadn't said anything weird,
we would've gotten off a lot easier!
**[08:50] Natsumi**
I mean, you seemed on board
with it at the time.
**[08:52] Natsumi**
Besides, this happened because you
didn't catch my Surefire Kill Shot.
**[08:55] Hikage**
That was nothing but a wild pitch!
**[08:57] Natsumi**
Hey! Are you mocking my Surefire Kill Shot?
**[09:01] Hikage**
Yes!
**[09:02] Natsumi**
What?!
**[09:04] Hikage**
What?!
**[09:05] Both**
Why, you!
**[09:19] Hikage**
I'm going to bed.
**[09:22] Renge**
But it's still early, Hika-nee.
**[09:30] Hikage**
I ended up getting in trouble as
soon as I made it back home.
**[09:34] Hikage**
Going to see Natsumi straight
away was a mistake.
**[09:37] Hikage**
She's always been nothing
but trouble for me.
**[09:46] Natsumi**
I'm going to bed.
**[09:48] Komari**
Huh? But it's so early.
**[09:53] Natsumi**
Night.
**[09:55] Komari**
Night...
**[10:00] Natsumi**
Why'd I have to get yelled at by
not just Mom, but Hika-nee, too?
**[10:05] Natsumi**
I know I was the one who threw the ball,
**[10:08] Natsumi**
but she was playing with me,
so why'd she have to get mad?
**[10:17] Hikage**
Now that I think about it, she and I...
**[10:27] Natsumi**
Hika-nee and I always...
**[10:30] Both**
...fought all the time.
**[10:49] (Flashback) Hikage**
So hot...
**[10:51] (Flashback) Hikage**
I came outside because I was bored,
**[10:53] (Flashback) Hikage**
but it's insanely hot.
**[10:57] (Flashback) Hikage**
What's that? A cat?
**[11:04] (Flashback) Hikage**
Hey! Are you a cat?
**[11:06] (Flashback) Hikage**
Come on out!
**[11:22] (Flashback) Hikage**
A...
**[11:23] (Flashback) Hikage**
A komuso just popped out of the bushes!
***SIGN*** Banana
**[11:25] (Flashback) Natsumi**
That's right! My name is Komuso Man!
**[11:29] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Even you could never guess
my true identity, Hika-nee!
**[11:34] (Flashback) Hikage**
Why do you have a laundry basket
on your head, Natsumi?
**[11:42] (Flashback) Natsumi**
I was playing by myself!
**[11:44] (Flashback) Hikage**
You just revealed your identity...
**[11:46] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Hika-nee, got anything to do?
**[11:48] (Flashback) Natsumi**
If you don't, let's do this!
**[11:50] (Flashback) Hikage**
Huh?
**[11:51] (Flashback) Hikage**
Do what? You mean playing
pretend with that?
**[11:54] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Yeah!
**[11:55] (Flashback) Natsumi**
We'll do rock-paper-scissors to
see who gets to be Komuso Man!
**[11:58] (Flashback) Hikage**
Wait, wait! Are you nuts?
I'm not doing that!
**[12:01] (Flashback) Natsumi**
You gotta throw something, or you lose!
**[12:04] (Flashback) Hikage**
Uh, are you listening?!
**[12:04] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
**[12:04] (Flashback) Hikage**
Shoot!
**[12:06] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Yeah! I win!
**[12:12] (Flashback) Hikage**
Okay, since you won, you can do
all the pretending you want,
**[12:17] (Flashback) Hikage**
and I'll do what I want to do.
**[12:32] (Flashback) Hikage**
Why?
**[12:34] (Flashback) Hikage**
You won, so shouldn't you be Komuso Man?
**[12:36] (Flashback) Hikage**
And what even *is* this character, anyway?
**[12:39] (Flashback) Hikage**
How am I supposed to interact with you?
**[12:41] (Flashback) Natsumi**
You look so cool...
**[12:44] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Don't worry about that! That doesn't
matter! Let's just play pretend now!
**[12:57] (Flashback) Hikage**
My name is Komuso Man!
**[12:59] (Flashback) Hikage**
I will bring the hammer of
justice down upon evil!
**[13:02] (Flashback) Natsumi**
There you are, Komuso Man, you fiend!
**[13:05] (Flashback) Natsumi**
I, Natsumi-chan, will get rid of you!
**[13:08] (Flashback) Hikage**
Huh? Oh, this guy's a fiend?
**[13:12] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Take this!
**[13:14] (Flashback) Hikage**
Bring it on!
**[13:19] (Flashback) Hikage**
Hup!
**[13:21] (Flashback) Hikage**
Heh, what's the matter?
**[13:23] (Flashback) Hikage**
You're never gonna beat me that way!
**[13:27] (Flashback) Hikage**
Nyah, nyah! If you don't like
that, just try to beat me!
**[13:32] (Flashback) Natsumi**
How about this, then?!
**[13:34] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Forbidden Shin Kick!
**[13:40] (Flashback) Natsumi**
How 'bout now?! Ready to give up?!
**[13:42] (Flashback) Natsumi**
You can never beat me, Hika-nee!
**[13:44] (Flashback) Natsumi**
If you don't like that,
just try and catch me!
**[13:48] (Flashback) Natsumi**
That's what you get, Komuso Man!
**[13:51] (Flashback) Hikage**
Not my shins...
**[13:52] (Flashback) Natsumi**
That's what you get, Komuso Man!
**[13:53] (Flashback) Hikage**
No, seriously, going for
the shins is wrong.
**[13:56] (Flashback) Hikage**
What the heck is with her?
**[13:59] (Flashback) Hikage**
I'm gonna make her pay!
**[14:03] (Flashback) Hikage**
I'll catch you just like you wanted
**[14:04] (Flashback) Hikage**
and beat you to a pulp!
**[14:07] (Flashback) Hikage**
Hold up, Natsumi!
**[14:14] (Flashback) Hikage**
She sure runs away fast...
**[14:17] (Flashback) Hikage**
Right! This way! My instinct
tells me she's this way!
***SIGN*** Cattle Crossing
**[14:36] (Flashback) Hikage**
No... seriously... why even run away?
**[14:41] (Flashback) Hikage**
Komuso Man's already worn out...
before the battle even started...
**[14:46] (Flashback) Hikage**
I gotta find somewhere to rest...
**[14:50] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Konomi-chan, aren't these Popsicles yummy?
**[14:53] (Flashback) Konomi**
They are.
**[14:56] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Oh, it's Hika-nee.
**[14:58] (Flashback) Konomi**
Huh? Hikage-chan, why are
you dressed like that?
**[15:02] (Flashback) Natsumi**
She's Komuso Man.
**[15:03] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Hika-nee, Konomi-chan bought us Popsicles!
**[15:07] (Flashback) Natsumi**
The kind that break in two!
**[15:09] (Flashback) Hikage**
Huh? No, wait...
**[15:12] (Flashback) Hikage**
What happened to playing pretend?
**[15:14] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Oh, I'm done with that.
**[15:17] (Flashback) Hikage**
Oh. I see.
**[15:20] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Anyway, these Popsicles are two in one!
**[15:24] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Wanna have one, too?
**[15:27] (Flashback) Hikage**
Of course I do.
**[15:34] (Flashback) Natsumi**
It fell...
***SIGN*** Non Non Biyori
***SIGN*** Go straight home after school
**[15:43] (Flashback) Natsumi**
What?
**[15:44] (Flashback) Natsumi**
You can't play today?
**[15:46] (Flashback) Hikage**
Yeah, I was planning to go
shopping in town today.
**[15:50] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Aw... But I wanted to go to the
secret base you showed me before.
**[15:55] (Flashback) Hikage**
If you want to go, go by yourself.
**[15:57] (Flashback) Hikage**
This is also your punishment
for yesterday, you know.
**[16:01] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Huh?
**[16:04] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Okay, fine. I'll go by myself.
**[16:08] (Flashback) Hikage**
Good. Go for it.
**[16:32] (Flashback) Natsumi**
I thought it was around here...
**[16:40] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Found it!
**[16:55] (Flashback) Hikage**
I tried to go shopping, but I didn't
find anything worth buying.
**[17:00] (Flashback) Hikage**
Maybe I should've just stayed
at home doing nothing.
**[17:03] (Flashback) Mom**
Hikage-chan!
**[17:05] (Flashback) Hikage**
Auntie Yukiko?
**[17:07] (Flashback) Hikage**
What's wrong?
**[17:09] (Flashback) Mom**
Have you seen Natsumi?
**[17:11] (Flashback) Hikage**
Huh?
**[17:12] (Flashback) Mom**
She hasn't made it home yet.
**[17:15] (Flashback) Mom**
Who knows where she wandered off to?
**[17:18] (Flashback) Mom**
If you see her, let me know, okay?
**[17:20] (Flashback) Mom**
Please!
**[17:36] (Flashback) Hikage**
Natsumi!
**[17:37] (Flashback) Hikage**
I know you're here, Natsumi!
**[17:42] (Flashback) Hikage**
No way... She's not here?
**[17:45] (Flashback) Hikage**
Guess I had it wrong.
**[17:47] (Flashback) Hikage**
No, once she says she'll do something,
there's no changing her mind.
**[17:51] (Flashback) Hikage**
I'm sure she was here.
**[17:54] (Flashback) Hikage**
She might still be nearby.
**[18:31] (Flashback) Hikage**
What are you doing out here?
**[18:34] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Hika-nee...
**[18:39] (Flashback) Natsumi**
I scraped my knees...
**[18:42] (Flashback) Natsumi**
And then I couldn't find the way home...
**[18:46] (Flashback) Natsumi**
And... And...
**[19:00] (Flashback) Hikage**
Let's go home.
**[19:08] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Hika-nee...
**[19:09] (Flashback) Hikage**
Hmm?
**[19:11] (Flashback) Natsumi**
I'm sorry about yesterday.
**[19:16] (Flashback) Hikage**
It's fine.
**[19:18] (Flashback) Hikage**
I was wrong to tell you to
play by yourself, too.
**[19:27] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Hika-nee...
**[19:29] (Flashback) Hikage**
Hm?
**[19:31] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Can you play tomorrow?
**[19:35] (Flashback) Hikage**
Sure. I can play.
**[19:48] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Hika-nee...
**[19:50] (Flashback) Hikage**
What now?
**[19:53] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Apologize to my mom with me.
**[19:55] (Flashback) Hikage**
No way, doofus! Get in trouble by yourself!
**[20:22] Hikage**
So early, and it's already this hot...
**[20:26] Hikage**
I don't feel like doing
anything when it's this hot.
**[20:31] Natsumi**
There you are, Komuso Man!
**[20:34] Hikage**
Wh-What are you doing, Re—
**[20:37] Hikage**
Wait, Natsumi's with you?
**[20:39] Renge**
I was playing with Nattsun.
**[20:42] Renge**
Hey, I know!
**[20:44] Renge**
Since all three of us are here,
let's go to the secret base!
**[20:47] Hikage**
But...
**[20:50] Hikage**
It's... so hot today...
**[20:54] Natsumi**
Hika-nee...
**[20:59] Natsumi**
C-Come with us... to the secret base.
**[21:29] Hikage**
Okay. Let's go to the secret base.
**[21:33] Renge**
Wow! You're actually agreeing to
something for once, Hika-nee!
**[21:37] Hikage**
Okay, Renge! Get your hat and water bottle!
**[21:40] Natsumi**
Hey, Hika-nee! Your feet are wide open!
**[21:43] Renge**
Finisher: Shin Kick!
**[21:46] Hikage**
Ow! What the heck have
you been teaching her?!
**[21:48] Natsumi**
Ren-chon, run for it!
**[21:50] Renge**
Run!
**[21:51] Hikage**
Darn it, Natsumi!
You're gonna pay for that!
***SIGN*** Non Non Biyori
***SIGN*** That's all for today
**[23:31] Both**
The Cosmos Detectives!
**[23:33] Shiori**
Yeah!
**[23:33] Renge**
One... one... zero...
**[23:36] Kaede**
Wait, Renge! Don't call
the police! Seriously!
**[23:38] Shiori**
Renge-chan! I found the arrest
warrant on the ground!
**[23:40] Shiori**
Thanks for the tomato, Onee-chan!
**[23:43] Natsumi**
I'm impressed, Ren-chon.
**[23:44] Renge**
What?! I-I knew it!
***SIGN*** Next Time
Episode 4
***SIGN*** I Turned Into Santa to Deliver Tomatoes
***SIGN*** Photo: Akyufe
***SIGN*** Please Watch Again
***SIGN*** Nonstop
# E4 - I Turned Into Santa to Deliver Tomatoes
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV755E/i-turned-into-santa-to-deliver-tomatoes)
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**[00:14] Kazuho**
Look, Ren-chon. I picked a tomato.
**[00:19] Renge**
Tomato! Tomato!
**[00:20] Renge**
It's one of the tomatoes I grew!
**[00:23] Renge**
Is it ready to eat?
**[00:25] Kazuho**
Yep.
**[00:27] Kazuho**
Just make sure you rinse
it off with water first.
**[00:43] Renge**
This flavor is, without a doubt,
the dressing of the sun!
**[00:46] Kazuho**
I think you mean "blessing."
***SIGN*** Nonstop
***SIGN*** Episode 4
***SIGN*** I Turned Into Santa to Deliver Tomatoes
**[02:22] Renge**
Hey, can I go pass out these
tomatoes to everyone?
**[02:26] Kazuho**
Oh, that's a good idea.
They'll be so happy.
**[02:33] Renge**
Okay, I'm gonna go give
everyone some tomatoes!
**[02:37] Renge**
I'll be a summer Santa Claus!
**[02:40] Kazuho**
Wow, you're fired up.
**[02:42] Kazuho**
Just don't get too carried
away and end up lost.
**[02:46] Renge**
Roger!
**[02:49] Hotaru**
Pechi...
**[02:52] Hotaru**
Your tummy's so soft!
**[02:54] Hotaru**
You're so soft, Pechi!
**[03:01] Hotaru**
Someone's here?
**[03:03] Hotaru**
Wait just a sec.
**[03:05] Hotaru**
Yes?
**[03:06] Hotaru**
Oh, Ren-chan. Good morning.
**[03:09] Renge**
Merry Summer Christmas!
**[03:12] Hotaru**
Merry...?
**[03:14] Hotaru**
Um... Did you come over to play?
**[03:17] Renge**
I'd love to play,
**[03:20] Renge**
but today, I came to deliver these.
**[03:22] Renge**
Here. It's one of the tomatoes
I personally grew.
**[03:27] Hotaru**
Oh, wow! The tomatoes we
planted in the spring?
**[03:31] Hotaru**
I can have one?
**[03:33] Renge**
You sure can.
**[03:34] Renge**
And now I'll be taking my leave.
**[03:38] Hotaru**
Oh, you're leaving already?
**[03:41] Renge**
I'm gonna be Santa today and deliver
these tomatoes to everyone!
**[03:44] Hotaru**
Okay. Be careful.
**[03:47] Renge**
'Kay!
**[04:22] Renge**
Santa's job sure is hard work.
**[04:25] Renge**
All that's left is Candy Store...
**[04:29] Renge**
Wha?!
**[04:30] Renge**
What's wrong? Why are you crying?!
**[04:35] Shiori**
I don't...
**[04:36] Shiori**
I don't know how to get home...
**[04:40] Renge**
What?! Y-You're lost?!
**[04:43] Renge**
You don't know where your house is?
**[04:45] Shiori**
No...
**[04:46] Renge**
Th-Then do you know which
way you came from?
**[04:52] Shiori**
Th-That way... above that...
**[04:57] Shiori**
Below that...
**[04:59] Shiori**
Tsukune!
**[05:01] Renge**
Tsukune?!
**[05:02] Renge**
Where did tsukune come from?!
**[05:05] Shiori**
I don't know!
**[05:07] Shiori**
What *is* tsukune?!
**[05:09] Renge**
They're meatballs that you put in a hotpot!
**[05:13] Shiori**
I want some tsukune...
**[05:19] Renge**
H-Hey, I know!
**[05:21] Renge**
You can have this tomato.
**[05:33] Shiori**
I forgot to thank you for it...
**[05:36] Renge**
You just did, so it's okay.
**[05:39] Renge**
You're such a good girl.
**[05:41] Renge**
Here, I'll take you to the police officer.
**[05:45] Shiori**
Okay.
**[06:07] Renge**
This is where the police officer is.
**[06:10] Renge**
Going to see the police
makes me kinda nervous...
**[06:16] Renge**
W-Wait!
**[06:17] Renge**
Even Santa would get in trouble
for just charging in like that!
**[06:22] Shiori**
Daddy! I'm back!
**[06:24] Officer**
Welcome back.
**[06:25] Renge**
What...
**[06:27] Shiori**
I got lost, and she showed me the way home!
**[06:30] Officer**
What?
**[06:31] Renge**
The police officer's place is your house?
**[06:33] Shiori**
Yeah! My daddy's the resident officer!
**[06:36] Officer**
Thank you for bringing her home.
**[06:39] Renge**
The officer praised me...
**[06:42] Officer**
It must have been hot out there.
**[06:44] Officer**
Would you like some juice?
**[06:45] Shiori**
Would you like some?
**[06:46] Renge**
Juice!
**[06:49] Renge**
Wait, I forgot!
**[06:50] Renge**
I have to be Santa and take these
tomatoes to the candy store!
**[06:55] Officer**
Huh? Santa?
**[06:56] Renge**
So I have to go do my job.
**[07:01] Renge**
I'm sorry for the trouble.
**[07:03] Officer**
Oh, no, we're the ones
who should apologize.
**[07:07] Renge**
Well, bye-bye!
**[07:09] Shiori**
Thanks for the tomato, Onee-chan!
**[07:12] Renge**
Onee...!
**[07:15] Shiori**
Bye-bye!
**[07:17] Renge**
Bye-bye!
**[07:24] Shiori**
Bye-bye!
**[07:26] Renge**
Bye-bye!
**[07:32] Shiori**
Bye-bye!
**[07:34] Renge**
Bye-bye!
**[07:38] Kaede**
This is good!
**[07:39] Kaede**
You really grew these, Renge?
**[07:41] Renge**
I really raised them!
**[07:44] Renge**
I planted the seedlings,
and I built them a house!
**[07:47] Renge**
Also, on the way here, I found a lost girl,
**[07:51] Renge**
so I gave her a tomato and walked her home!
**[07:53] Kaede**
Oh? I bet she was happy.
**[07:56] Renge**
She was!
**[07:57] Renge**
She said, "Thanks, Onee-chan!"
**[08:02] Kaede**
Oh? Who said what, now?
**[08:05] Renge**
Wha?!
**[08:05] Renge**
Why are you looking at me like that?!
**[08:07] Renge**
I was the onee-san!
**[08:09] Kaede**
I was just kidding.
**[08:12] Kaede**
Huh... Renge, a big sister...
**[08:17] Kaede**
Okay, Renge!
**[08:18] Renge**
Wha?
**[08:20] Kaede**
Want to grow tomatoes with me next year?
**[08:22] ---**
Nonstop
**[08:22] Renge**
Yeah! I do, I do!
**[08:29] Renge**
I thought my new eraser was right here...
***SIGN*** New Year's
Allowance
***SIGN*** Police Handcuffs
**[08:43] Renge**
Candy Store, I want this!
**[08:45] Kaede**
Okay.
**[08:47] Kaede**
That'll be 500 yen.
**[08:48] Renge**
That's pretty steep.
**[08:52] Renge**
All of my New Year's allowance...
**[09:00] Renge**
I'll take it!
**[09:02] Kaede**
S-Sure... Thanks.
**[09:05] Kaede**
Need a bag?
**[09:07] Renge**
I'll take it as-is.
**[09:11] Renge**
Now I'm a police officer, too!
**[09:14] Renge**
Thanks, Candy Store!
**[09:16] Kaede**
Sure. Careful out there.
**[09:25] Renge**
Don't move, Candy Store! I'm a cop!
**[09:29] Kaede**
Oh, a pretend cop, huh?
**[09:31] Renge**
I won't stand for you calling me "pretend"!
**[09:34] Renge**
You're under arrest for obstruction
of official duties!
**[09:38] Kaede**
Hey, where'd you learn
a big word like that?
**[09:41] Renge**
Ka-chink.
**[09:43] Renge**
Now you can't get away.
**[09:45] Kaede**
Jeez, what are you even doing?
**[09:48] Kaede**
I guess you're still a kid, after all.
**[09:50] Kaede**
Okay, come on, now. Get the key.
**[09:52] Kaede**
I can't do my job like this.
**[09:54] Renge**
Key? I don't have a key.
**[09:57] Kaede**
Huh?
**[09:59] Kaede**
No, I don't mean your house key.
The key to the handcuffs.
**[10:03] Renge**
I don't know where it is.
**[10:07] Kaede**
Um...
**[10:09] Kaede**
Where were these handcuffs?
***SIGN*** Police Handcuffs
**[10:11] Renge**
Right here.
**[10:12] Kaede**
The key must be around there somewhere.
**[10:14] Renge**
There's nothing left in it.
**[10:17] Kaede**
There's really nothing?
**[10:18] Kaede**
Maybe it fell on the floor?
**[10:22] Renge**
I don't see it.
**[10:25] Kaede**
They're just toy handcuffs.
**[10:27] Kaede**
If I use enough strength,
they should break...
**[10:30] Renge**
What? You're gonna break my handcuffs?
**[10:35] Renge**
I bought them with my entire
New Year's allowance...
**[10:38] Renge**
I have to say goodbye already?
**[10:39] Kaede**
I'm just kidding!
Of course I won't break them!
**[10:43] Kaede**
For now, I'd better go into the back...
**[10:48] Kaede**
Shoot... This kind of toy should
have a release button on the side,
**[10:53] Kaede**
but there's nothing...
**[10:54] Renge**
Are you okay? Should I call someone?
**[10:58] Kaede**
No, not just yet.
**[11:00] Natsumi**
Heya.
**[11:02] Natsumi**
Huh? Candy Store's not here?
**[11:05] Kaede**
Why does she have to show
up now, of all times?!
**[11:08] Renge**
You don't want Nattsun to find out?
**[11:10] Kaede**
No. She'd never stop laughing at me.
**[11:12] Renge**
Th-Then I'll do something about her!
**[11:17] Renge**
We'll hide it with a towel! Will that work?
**[11:20] Kaede**
It's not hiding anything!
It's still right there!
**[11:23] Renge**
How is it "right there"
when it's covered up?
**[11:26] Kaede**
Never mind. You don't
need to know that yet.
**[11:30] Natsumi**
Hey, there you are.
**[11:32] Natsumi**
And Ren-chon's here, too?
**[11:34] Kaede**
What's up? What do you need?
**[11:37] Natsumi**
You're acting kind of cold.
**[11:40] Natsumi**
Is something wrong?
**[11:41] Kaede**
No, nothing.
**[11:43] Kaede**
Nothing at all.
**[11:47] Natsumi**
Hey! Ren-chon's crying!
**[11:49] Kaede**
Huh?!
**[11:54] Natsumi**
You couldn't get the handcuffs off?!
You're such a doofus!
**[11:57] Kaede**
Don't laugh! It's not like
I wanted this to happen!
**[12:01] Natsumi**
Ooh, she's shouting, she's shouting.
**[12:05] Natsumi**
I guess you and I have been
through a lot, haven't we?
**[12:08] Natsumi**
Like when you made me grovel
at our cultural festival,
**[12:11] Natsumi**
and the time you kicked me down
the hill when we were skiing...
**[12:14] Natsumi**
And the time I dove head-first into the
kotatsu because you were chasing me.
**[12:18] Natsumi**
You haven't forgotten about that, have you?
**[12:20] Natsumi**
I won't let these injustices go unavenged!
**[12:21] Kaede**
Hey! Quit it!
**[12:23] Natsumi**
Laugh-Your-Head-Off Tickle Hell!
**[12:27] Kaede**
Y-You idiot! Cut it out!
**[12:29] Natsumi**
What are you talking about?
Don't you know what Tickle Hell is?!
**[12:32] Natsumi**
It's called "Hell" because it
doesn't end anytime soon!
**[12:38] Kaede**
You'd better remember this later!
**[12:42] Natsumi**
You're freaking out, Candy Store!
**[12:44] Renge**
I'm sorry, Candy Store.
**[12:47] Renge**
This happened because I was
pretending to be a cop.
**[12:50] Kaede**
U-Uh... It's fine!
It's not your fault, Renge!
**[12:55] Kaede**
What are you doing, Renge?
**[12:57] Renge**
I'm... I'm calling the police.
**[13:00] Renge**
The police should know how
to get handcuffs off.
**[13:05] Renge**
One... one... zero...
**[13:07] Kaede**
Wait, Renge! Don't call
the police! Seriously!
**[13:10] Natsumi**
What? Did you do something you don't
want the police finding out about?
**[13:14] Kaede**
Of course not!
**[13:15] Kaede**
But what would people say if we
called the police over this?!
**[13:20] Natsumi**
I was just kidding.
**[13:22] Natsumi**
Anyway, so you really can't get those off?
**[13:24] Kaede**
Huh? Well... we can't find the key,
**[13:28] Kaede**
and there's no release button.
**[13:30] Natsumi**
Let me take a look.
**[13:32] Natsumi**
Oh, I have a pair like this, too.
**[13:34] Natsumi**
It's actually right here,
where the chain connects...
**[13:38] Natsumi**
There, it's off.
**[13:40] Kaede**
Who's gonna notice that?
**[13:42] Natsumi**
You're the store owner.
You should've done your research.
**[13:45] Natsumi**
Well? Gonna thank me or not?
**[13:47] Natsumi**
You would've been stuck like
that forever if not for me.
**[13:50] Kaede**
Darn it... You're a real pain
in the butt, you know that?
**[13:54] Natsumi**
Excuse me?! That's some attitude
after I helped you out!
**[13:57] Kaede**
I admit that, as the store owner,
I shouldn't have forgotten how these work.
**[14:02] Kaede**
So I'm sorry.
**[14:05] Kaede**
Renge, read this.
**[14:12] Renge**
Nattsun, Nattsun!
**[14:14] Renge**
Put out your hands!
**[14:16] Natsumi**
What for?
**[14:20] Natsumi**
What is this?
**[14:21] Kaede**
Natsumi... You and I have been
through a lot, haven't we?
**[14:25] Kaede**
Like when you didn't serve my
order at the cultural festival,
**[14:28] Kaede**
and the time you took my ladder when
I was shoveling snow off the roof...
**[14:32] Kaede**
You haven't forgotten about that, have you?
**[14:35] Natsumi**
H-Huh? Did that really happen?
**[14:38] Kaede**
You said it's called "Hell" because
it doesn't end anytime soon, right?!
**[14:42] Natsumi**
Whoa, stop!
***SIGN*** Arrest Warrant
Officer Renge,
arrest Natsumi.
**[14:45] Kaede**
Laugh-Your-Head-Off Tickle Hell!
**[14:47] Renge**
I've protected the peace.
**[14:50] Renge**
I'm a police officer!
**[14:51] ---**
Nonstop
**[14:52] Kaede**
It's Hell, ain't it?!
**[15:17] Renge**
Aren't you the resident officer's daughter?
**[15:19] Shiori**
You're the onee-chan who helped me!
**[15:21] Renge**
Onee...!
**[15:23] Renge**
Onee-chan has such a nice ring to it...
**[15:26] Renge**
What brings you here today?
Are you lost again?
**[15:30] Shiori**
No, I'm not lost today.
**[15:32] Shiori**
I'm playing outside 'cause
the weather's nice.
**[15:36] Renge**
I see. What were you playing?
**[15:39] Shiori**
Well, there was a butterfly,
so I was watching it...
**[15:45] Shiori**
Then I tried to chase it, but I quit...
**[15:48] Shiori**
And then, um... um...
**[15:51] Shiori**
I'm not really sure.
**[15:55] Renge**
I know! If you're not lost,
wanna play with me?
**[15:59] Shiori**
Yeah! Let's play!
**[16:01] Renge**
By the way, I never heard your name.
**[16:04] Renge**
Mine's Renge.
**[16:05] Shiori**
I'm Shiori.
**[16:07] Shiori**
Hey, you know what? I wanna play police!
**[16:10] Shiori**
We'll be police officers and protect
the peace for the universe!
**[16:13] Renge**
That's a very good idea!
**[16:16] Renge**
In that case, we should go on patrol to
protect the universe from bad guys!
**[16:20] Shiori**
Right!
**[16:22] Renge**
Okay, let's go!
**[16:26] Hikage**
And the last card is mine.
**[16:29] Hikage**
That's three wins in a row for me.
**[16:32] Natsumi**
You're so good at Concentration, Hika-nee.
**[16:34] Hikage**
It's all in the memory.
**[16:37] Hikage**
Okay, one more game!
**[16:38] Natsumi**
Really? Again?
**[16:40] Renge**
Take a good look.
**[16:42] Renge**
Those two are well-known for
their mischief in these parts.
**[16:46] Renge**
They do bad stuff and get
in trouble all the time.
**[16:48] Shiori**
Wow! We gotta arrest them!
**[16:51] Renge**
We don't have an arrest
warrant for them yet,
**[16:54] Renge**
so we can't do anything.
**[16:56] Shiori**
Oh, okay...
**[16:56] Renge**
So for now, we'll just keep
an eye on them from here.
**[17:00] Renge**
Be as quiet as you can.
Don't let them notice you.
**[17:07] Shiori**
Renge-chan! I found the arrest
warrant on the ground!
**[17:09] Renge**
Nattsun! Hika-nee! You're under arrest!
**[17:12] Natsumi**
Say what? What's up, Ren-chon?
**[17:14] Renge**
We're the Cosmos Detectives, and we
keep the peace in the universe!
**[17:17] Renge**
Give it up!
**[17:19] Hika**
Huh?
**[17:19] Natsumi**
Uh, there's nothing to
really give up, though...
**[17:22] Natsumi**
Also, who's that?
**[17:24] Renge**
Shiori-chan! She's the resident
police officer's daughter!
**[17:27] Hikage**
Oh, the one from...
**[17:29] Shiori**
I'm Shiori, but that's just my alter ego!
**[17:33] Shiori**
My secret true identity is...
**[17:36] Both**
The Cosmos Detectives!
**[17:38] Shiori**
Yeah!
**[17:39] Both**
Huh...
**[17:40] Renge**
And we're here to arrest
your mischievous duo!
**[17:43] Renge**
Come with us quietly!
**[17:45] Hikage**
We haven't done anything, though.
**[17:48] Renge**
I know you broke a planter and
got yelled at by Nattsun's mom!
**[17:58] Natsumi**
I'm impressed, Ren-chon.
**[18:00] Natsumi**
So you already know about that, eh?
**[18:02] Hikage**
Cosmos Detectives...
**[18:04] Hikage**
I guess we can't just let this slide.
**[18:08] Renge**
What?! I-I knew it!
**[18:10] Renge**
You've revealed your true identities!
**[18:12] Hikage**
That's right. Renge's big
sister is just my alter ego.
**[18:17] Hikage**
My true identity is...
**[18:20] Hikage**
The Abominable Totem Pole Alien!
**[18:23] Renge**
T-Totem Pole Alien?!
**[18:26] Renge**
I-I never realized that Hika-nee...
**[18:30] Hikage**
What's wrong, Renge? You scared?
**[18:33] Hikage**
Try and catch me if you think you can!
**[18:36] Renge**
That Hika-nee would get so giddy about
riding on someone's shoulders at her age...
**[18:41] Renge**
You've been caught in the act!
**[18:44] Hikage**
Wait a minute. Don't interpret it that way.
**[18:46] Hikage**
I was playing along with *you*.
**[18:48] Hikage**
Darn it, Natsumi!
**[18:50] Hikage**
Let's show them how scary we are!
**[18:52] Natsumi**
Okay!
**[18:53] Hikage**
Well, you'd better run, or we'll catch ya!
**[18:57] Renge**
We gotta run!
**[19:03] Renge**
Hang on!
**[19:05] Renge**
Hika-nee and Nattsun, you're barely moving!
**[19:08] Hikage**
Come on, Natsumi! What's the holdup?!
**[19:10] Natsumi**
Well, you expect me to move fast with
a high schooler on my shoulders?
**[19:14] Natsumi**
I mean, we're just humoring them.
No need to get so serious about it.
**[19:19] Hikage**
Yeah, I guess.
**[19:20] Shiori**
I found a great weapon!
**[19:22] Renge**
Well done!
**[19:23] Renge**
If we spray them with this,
we can fight them off!
**[19:29] Renge**
Don't move, Hika-nee! Move and I'll shoot!
**[19:31] Hikage**
R-Renge, what are you doing?!
**[19:33] Hikage**
Don't point that at us!
**[19:35] Hikage**
G-Go on, Natsumi! Say something to her!
**[19:38] Natsumi**
Uh...
**[19:40] Natsumi**
Ren-chon, now's your chance! Get her!
**[19:41] Hikage**
Huh?!
**[19:43] Natsumi**
The truth is, I'm a Cosmos Detective, too!
**[19:45] Natsumi**
I was pretending to be Hika-nee's
buddy to observe her!
**[19:48] Renge**
What?!
**[19:50] Natsumi**
I'll keep Hika-nee still!
**[19:52] Natsumi**
So aim straight at her and shoot!
**[19:55] Hikage**
Wha... Hey! Don't betray me!
**[19:58] Hikage**
I-I'm a Cosmos Detective, too!
**[20:00] Renge**
Huh...
**[20:01] Renge**
What should we do?
**[20:03] Shiori**
We can't betray our allies.
**[20:05] Renge**
Then you can both come on patrol with us.
**[20:08] Hikage**
Y-Yeah, of course.
**[20:10] Hikage**
So just put down the hose and...
**[20:13] Shiori**
Whoops!
**[20:14] Shiori**
I was standing on the hose!
**[20:21] Hikage**
Well, that sucked.
**[20:26] Renge**
Hey, Cosmos Detective Black.
**[20:29] Hikage**
Who are you calling Black?
I'm not playing anymore.
**[20:32] Renge**
I'm not trying to play. Look.
**[20:34] Renge**
Shiori-chan fell asleep.
**[20:37] Hikage**
Huh? For real?
**[20:40] Natsumi**
I know the resident officer's number.
**[20:43] Natsumi**
Want me to call him over?
**[20:45] Hikage**
Yeah, I guess so.
**[20:47] Hikage**
I'll put her in a futon until he gets here.
**[20:50] Natsumi**
Got it.
**[20:52] Hikage**
I'll lay out the futon.
**[20:53] Renge**
You and Nattsun are acting
kinda like big sisters.
**[20:57] Hikage**
Huh?
**[20:59] Hikage**
Well, we're older, after all.
**[21:01] Renge**
I'm older than Shiori-chan, too.
**[21:04] Renge**
So I'll carry her on my back to
the room where the futon is.
**[21:08] Hikage**
Uh, I don't think you can carry her...
**[21:11] Renge**
I can handle it.
**[21:14] Renge**
Shiori-chan, you'll catch a
cold if you sleep out here.
**[21:17] Renge**
I'll carry you on my back
to a room with a futon.
**[21:21] Shiori**
'Kay...
**[21:26] Hikage**
Renge, if it's too much,
say so before you fall.
**[21:29] Hikage**
You're already wobbling.
**[21:31] Renge**
Th-This is nothing!
**[21:34] Renge**
I'm a big sister, too!
**[21:36] Renge**
You worry too much, Hika-nee!
**[21:39] Hikage**
Uh, I'm your big sister, you know...
**[21:42] Hikage**
Hey, watch where you're going!
**[21:43] Renge**
I'm fine!
**[21:45] Hikage**
Just let me carry her.
**[21:47] Renge**
I'm the big sister!
***SIGN*** Non Non Biyori
***SIGN*** That's all for today
**[23:31] Hotaru**
A-Amazing! My Koma-plushie
is talking and moving!
**[23:34] Komari**
It must've actually been
a giant salamander!
**[23:37] Renge**
I know!
**[23:38] Renge**
Since you're here, you can play with
me like a fish that just found water!
**[23:42] Plushie**
I am... Koma-plushie...
***SIGN*** Next Time
Episode 5
***SIGN*** I Made Something Incredible
***SIGN*** Photo: Sho°3
***SIGN*** Please Watch Again
***SIGN*** Nonstop
# E5 - I Made Something Incredible
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**[00:08] Hotaru**
Hello, Ichijou residence.
**[00:11] Hotaru**
Komari-senpai!
**[00:13] Hotaru**
Yes, it sure is hot today.
**[00:16] Hotaru**
What? Our free study projects?
**[00:19] Komari**
* Yeah, Natsumi made me hold some "magic hand"*
* and said her robot was complete.*
**[00:25] Komari**
*I really wish she'd give me a break...*
**[00:28] Hotaru**
That must have been crazy.
**[00:30] Komari**
*Well, anyway, are you free today?*
**[00:34] Hotaru**
Oh... My parents are out shopping,
so I need to watch the house...
**[00:38] Hotaru**
And I have some things I need to do...
**[00:42] Hotaru**
But how about tomorrow?
**[00:44] Hotaru**
I'll be free then.
**[00:46] Komari**
* Okay, tomorrow it is.*
* I'll invite the others, too.*
**[00:50] Komari**
*See ya.*
**[00:51] Hotaru**
Okay.
**[00:55] Hotaru**
Our free study projects...
**[01:00] Hotaru**
I'll have to finish mine today.
**[01:06] Hotaru**
I've already put the
walking robot together,
**[01:09] Hotaru**
so now I just need to use
the laptop Dad lent me
**[01:11] Hotaru**
to load the spoken lines
into the talking robot.
**[01:15] Hotaru**
I'll just put in some simple
words for starters...
**[01:20] Hotaru**
And now... I just put these two robots...
**[01:29] Hotaru**
inside this...
***SIGN*** Nonstop
***SIGN*** Episode 5
***SIGN*** I Made Something Incredible
**[03:10] Natsumi**
Hold it!
**[03:12] Natsumi**
My robot masterpiece,
Komaringar V Version 2!
**[03:16] Komari**
Seriously, don't make me
your free study project!
**[03:22] Hotaru**
There. Now to test it in an open space.
**[03:25] Hotaru**
Switch on!
**[03:29] Plushie**
*I...*
**[03:32] Plushie**
*I am... Koma-plushie...*
**[03:40] Hotaru**
A-Amazing! My Koma-plushie
is talking and moving!
**[03:47] Plushie**
*I am... Koma-plushie...*
**[03:47] Hotaru**
No, Pechi! Stop barking at it!
**[03:50] Hotaru**
Come over here.
**[03:52] Hotaru**
It's just a stuffed toy. Don't be scared.
**[03:55] Hotaru**
Look, Pechi, just watch!
**[03:57] Hotaru**
When this Koma-plushie
**[03:59] Hotaru**
is about to run into a wall...
**[04:04] Plushie**
*Dead end.*
**[04:05] Hotaru**
Look! It changes direction
to avoid the wall!
**[04:08] Hotaru**
Isn't that amazing?!
**[04:10] Hotaru**
There's an infrared sensor
in the dog's nose,
**[04:13] Hotaru**
so it can tell when there's
a wall in the way!
**[04:16] Hotaru**
So even if it comes toward
you, it'll turn and...
**[04:22] Hotaru**
Huh? It didn't turn?
**[04:24] Hotaru**
Maybe it only works on flat walls...
**[04:27] Hotaru**
But you didn't bark this time.
Good boy, Pechi.
**[04:32] Hotaru**
Oh, someone's here.
**[04:34] Hotaru**
I'll go see who it is.
**[04:35] Hotaru**
Don't do anything mean
to the Koma-plushie, okay?
**[04:41] Plushie**
*Koma-plushie.*
**[04:54] Plushie**
*I am... Koma-plushie.*
**[05:00] Plushie**
*I am... Koma-plu—*
**[05:05] Plushie**
*...shie.*
**[05:12] Plushie**
*Koma-plushie.*
**[05:19] Plushie**
*I am... Koma-plushie.*
**[05:38] Plushie**
*Dead end.*
**[05:42] Hotaru**
Sorry to make you wait, Pechi.
**[05:44] Hotaru**
They gave me the neighborhood bulletin,
then we got to talking...
**[05:48] Hotaru**
Huh? Where's the Koma-plushie?
**[05:54] Hotaru**
The Koma-plushie... didn't go
outside or anything, did it?
**[06:03] Hotaru**
My Koma-plushie escaped!
**[06:23] Plushie**
*Koma-plushie.*
**[07:04] Plushie**
*Koma-plushie.*
**[07:12] Plushie**
*I am... Koma-plushie.*
***SIGN*** Nonstop
**[07:27] Akane**
Wait... You can't be serious...
**[07:30] Renge**
It's Aka-chan!
**[07:31] Renge**
Aka-chan!
**[07:33] Akane**
R-Renge-chan.
**[07:35] Akane**
You're using that weird nickname again.
**[07:39] Akane**
Call me Akane.
**[07:40] Renge**
I can't use it? But it's cute.
**[07:44] Renge**
Anyway, why were you just
standing around out here?
**[07:47] Renge**
Aren't you going to Konomi-chan's house?
**[07:49] Akane**
Oh... uh... I was going to, but...
**[07:53] Akane**
I was going to, but...
**[07:57] Akane**
Um... well...
**[08:02] Akane**
I got the date wrong!
**[08:06] Akane**
I practiced so hard at
home yesterday for this,
**[08:10] Akane**
then I looked at my phone just now and
realized our practice is tomorrow!
**[08:15] Akane**
I'm so embarrassed at myself for practicing
**[08:17] Akane**
until I got all confident and
taking the train out here...
**[08:22] Renge**
I see.
**[08:24] Renge**
But if you talk to Konomi-nee,
**[08:27] Renge**
she'll still play with you today.
**[08:29] Renge**
I'll go get her.
**[08:31] Akane**
Ah... W-Wait!
**[08:33] Renge**
What's wrong?
**[08:34] Akane**
If Senpai found out that
I got the date wrong,
**[08:39] Akane**
it'd be kind of embarrassing...
**[08:41] Akane**
I'll just go home for today...
**[08:47] Renge**
I know!
**[08:48] Renge**
Since you're here, you can play with
me like a fish that just found water!
**[08:53] Akane**
Found... water?
**[08:55] Akane**
W-Well, sure, I can play...
but what should we play?
**[09:09] Renge**
Salt...
**[09:11] Renge**
I'm a slug that just found salt.
**[09:14] Akane**
That's pretty different from
what you said earlier...
**[09:17] Renge**
I guess you weren't too fond of that game.
**[09:20] Akane**
Oh, uh... yeah...
**[09:22] Renge**
What do you usually play
outside, Akane-chin?
**[09:26] Akane**
When I was little, I played things
like hopscotch and jump rope...
**[09:30] Renge**
Hopscotch? What's that?
**[09:33] Akane**
Huh? You don't know?
**[09:35] Akane**
You draw circles on the
ground and jump into them.
**[09:38] Renge**
Ooh! That sounds fun!
**[09:41] Renge**
Let's do that!
**[09:42] Akane**
Oh, but Senpai might notice
if we play right here,
**[09:46] Akane**
so let's move...
**[09:52] Akane**
You draw circles like this,
**[09:54] Akane**
then jump from one to the next
without stepping outside them.
**[09:57] Renge**
Okay, I'll try it!
**[09:59] Renge**
You can watch my brave exploits!
**[10:02] Akane**
Okay, sure.
**[10:09] Renge**
Hop! Hop!
**[10:10] Akane**
Not like that, Renge-chan.
**[10:12] Akane**
You use your feet to—
**[10:13] Renge**
Scotch!
**[10:16] Akane**
N-Not like that!
That's not how you play it!
**[10:20] Renge**
You said to use my feet, though.
**[10:22] Akane**
That's not how you're supposed to use them!
**[10:26] Akane**
Like this.
**[10:28] Akane**
You just jump with your feet.
**[10:30] Renge**
I get it now.
**[10:32] Renge**
Hop... hop... scotch!
**[10:36] Renge**
Hop... scotch! Hop... scotch!
**[10:39] Renge**
Hop... hop... scotch!
**[10:46] Akane**
It's pretty hot for playing outside.
**[10:50] Renge**
Want to have some water at my house?
**[10:53] Akane**
Yeah, I'd appreciate that.
**[10:56] Renge**
Okay, come with me to my house—
**[10:58] Konomi**
Hey, Renge-chan.
**[11:01] Konomi**
Another hot day today, huh?
**[11:03] Konomi**
What are you doing here by yourself?
**[11:06] Renge**
Oh, I was playing hopscotch.
**[11:09] Konomi**
Hopscotch? Oh, I see now.
**[11:13] Konomi**
Hey, I know. If you're alone,
want to come to my house?
**[11:16] Konomi**
It's so hot outside.
**[11:18] Renge**
That's okay. I wanna play
a little more first.
**[11:21] Konomi**
Oh...
**[11:23] Konomi**
Okay, then, want to play hide-and-seek
for a little while?
**[11:27] Konomi**
I'll hide, so you try to find me.
**[11:30] Renge**
B-But... it's dangerous to play
hide-and-seek right now.
**[11:34] Konomi**
What are you talking about, Renge-chan?
**[11:37] Konomi**
Go on, cover your eyes and start counting.
**[11:43] Renge**
One... Two... Three...
**[11:44] Konomi**
Okay, where should I hide?
**[11:47] Renge**
Four... Five... Six...
**[11:47] Konomi**
*Hmm... Maybe just behind this tree?*
**[11:51] Renge**
Seven... Eight... Nine... Ten... Eleven...
**[11:54] Akane**
*Thank goodness I hid in the grass.*
**[11:57] Renge**
Twelve... Thirteen...
**[11:58] Konomi**
Hey, wait! Renge-chan!
**[12:01] Konomi**
Look at this! There's a
game trail right here!
**[12:04] Konomi**
Maybe a wild rabbit just passed by,
**[12:07] Konomi**
or maybe a baby deer...
**[12:09] Konomi**
What do you think? Want to look for it?
**[12:11] Renge**
B-But I'd feel bad if we scared it.
**[12:14] Renge**
And it might already be gone, anyway.
**[12:18] Konomi**
Yeah, I guess so.
**[12:20] Konomi**
Ready to continue our game, then?
**[12:23] Akane**
*I'm safe! Thanks, Renge-cha—*
**[12:25] Natsumi**
Hey!
**[12:28] Natsumi**
Ren-chon and Konomi-chan!
**[12:30] Natsumi**
What're you playing?
**[12:32] Konomi**
Hey, Nacchan.
**[12:34] Konomi**
We were about to play hide-and-seek,
but then we found a game trail.
**[12:38] Konomi**
I was just saying a wild
rabbit might've made it.
**[12:41] Natsumi**
What? Really?!
**[12:43] Natsumi**
All right! Let's catch it!
**[12:46] Natsumi**
Is this the trail?
**[12:49] Natsumi**
Whoa! Something moved!
**[12:52] Konomi**
So it's still close by!
**[12:54] Natsumi**
Okay, I'm gonna go after it! Follow me!
**[12:59] Natsumi**
This way!
**[13:00] Natsumi**
It went in there! Hold up!
**[13:04] Akane**
*Why did this happen?!*
**[13:06] Akane**
* I'll be embarrassed to death*
* if they find me now!*
**[13:09] Akane**
*But I'm super fast at running away,*
**[13:11] Akane**
*so I'll just outrun them!*
**[13:31] Renge**
You ended up like a slug
that found salt anyway.
**[13:35] Akane**
Not a slug...
**[13:38] Akane**
But... could I get some water
from your house, Senpai?
**[13:42] Konomi**
Sure, but... what are you
doing out here, Akane-chan?
**[13:59] Akane**
What a rough day.
**[14:02] Akane**
I wasn't expecting to be mistaken for a
wild animal while playing hopscotch.
**[14:07] Akane**
But at least Konomi-senpai wasn't bothered
by it and practiced with me anyway...
**[14:16] Akane**
What was that?
**[14:17] Akane**
There's something in the grass...
**[14:20] Akane**
Maybe there really is a wild animal?
**[14:24] Akane**
*I-It's a cat or something, right?*
**[14:27] Akane**
* What if it's an animal*
* I've never seen before?*
**[14:37] Plushie**
*I am... Koma-plushie.*
**[14:52] Hotaru**
I'm so glad you came back home!
**[14:55] Hotaru**
Nobody saw you, right?
***SIGN*** Nonstop
**[15:06] Hotaru**
Hello, Ichijou residence.
**[15:09] Hotaru**
Komari-senpai!
**[15:11] Hotaru**
Oh, right now? Yes! I'll be right there!
**[15:15] Akane**
I-I-It's nice to see you again...
**[15:19] Akane**
U-Um... What shall we do today?
**[15:24] Hotaru**
Um, we're both younger than you,
**[15:28] Hotaru**
so you don't need to be so polite.
**[15:30] Akane**
Wha... Ah... Oh, yeah, you're right...
**[15:32] Akane**
And you don't need to be polite, either.
**[15:34] Komari**
I haven't seen you since that last time,
**[15:36] Komari**
so I thought it'd be nice
to hang out again.
**[15:39] Akane**
I was a little nervous since
Konomi-senpai isn't here today...
**[15:44] Akane**
B-But I'm okay now.
Thank you for inviting me over.
**[15:49] Komari**
Not at all. We should thank
you for coming all this way.
**[15:52] Hotaru**
You go to the same school
as Konomi-san, right?
**[15:56] Akane**
Oh... Yeah. We're in the same club, too.
**[15:59] Komari**
High school must be so cool!
**[16:01] Komari**
It's more like city life
there than here, right?
**[16:04] Hotaru**
Do you hang out with
Konomi-san at school, too?
**[16:08] Akane**
Oh... N-No.
**[16:10] Akane**
We're in different grades, so I don't
see her during breaks that often,
**[16:14] Akane**
but on club days, we sometimes
walk home together partway.
**[16:18] Komari**
Oh, yeah, you practice with
Konomi-chan a lot, huh?
**[16:23] Komari**
Is something wrong?
Why are you staring at me?
**[16:27] Akane**
N-No, nothing! Something completely
unrelated just came to my mind...
**[16:31] Komari**
Really? What? I wanna know!
**[16:33] Hotaru**
I'd like to know, too!
**[16:36] Akane**
Well, it really has nothing
to do with anything...
**[16:40] Akane**
And I feel like things would
get weird if I said it...
**[16:43] Komari**
Aw, nah, it's fine.
**[16:45] Komari**
Natsumi says weird stuff
all the time already.
**[16:49] Akane**
Don't laugh, okay?
**[16:51] Akane**
Last time I was here...
**[16:53] Akane**
When I was on my way home,
**[16:56] Akane**
something that looked like a miniature
Komari-chan popped out of the bushes...
**[17:00] Komari**
Wait, what was it? A ghost?
**[17:03] Akane**
I-It startled me, too,
so I ran away on the spot.
**[17:06] Akane**
And now I don't remember it very clearly...
**[17:08] Hotaru**
Uh... How big was it?
**[17:12] Akane**
Um... About like this, I think.
**[17:16] Komari**
W-Wait, did it have legs?
**[17:19] Komari**
A ghost wouldn't have legs...
**[17:21] Akane**
Legs... It did have legs.
**[17:24] Akane**
Actually, it was riding on some kind
of animal that had four legs,
**[17:29] Akane**
so it had six?
**[17:30] Komari**
Six?!
**[17:31] Hotaru**
*That was definitely...*
**[17:33] Hotaru**
*my Mecha Koma-plushie!*
**[17:35] Akane**
Oh, but the thing riding on it that
looked like you had two legs.
**[17:41] Komari**
B-But why was there a tiny
person that looked like me?
**[17:45] Komari**
Was it some kind of vengeful
spirit or doppelganger?!
**[17:48] Hotaru**
*Wh-What do I do?!*
**[17:50] Hotaru**
* I can't just come out and say*
* it's a robotic Koma-plushie!*
**[17:53] Komari**
What do you think, Hotaru?!
**[17:55] Hotaru**
Huh?! Me?!
**[17:59] Hotaru**
Why don't we... talk about
beetles or something instead?
**[18:03] Komari**
What? Why?
**[18:04] Komari**
I mean, if it was just a ghost story,
I wouldn't want to hear it,
**[18:08] Komari**
* but if it looked like me,*
* that just makes me curious...*
**[18:11] Hotaru**
R-Right...
**[18:13] Komari**
If it's a ghost with some connection to me,
**[18:16] Komari**
it might come for me eventually!
**[18:18] Komari**
Just picture it, Hotaru!
**[18:20] Komari**
What would you do if that ghost
showed up here right now?!
**[18:24] Hotaru**
I'd cry.
**[18:25] Komari**
Right?!
**[18:27] Komari**
So I need to hear more about it!
**[18:29] Komari**
We might figure out that it was
something else you mistook for me!
**[18:33] Akane**
Uh... I-I'm sorry for talking
about something so weird...
**[18:38] Komari**
No, it's okay. You did warn us.
**[18:41] Komari**
You said it was riding on
an animal or something.
**[18:44] Komari**
Does that mean it was some kind of yokai?
**[18:47] Akane**
Um, I think...
**[18:50] Akane**
What was it again?
**[18:52] Akane**
A tsuchinoko... with hands and feet?
**[18:54] Komari**
What?! A tsuchinoko?!
**[18:56] Komari**
So it *was* something like that...
**[18:59] Komari**
I-If it was really a tsuchinoko,
that's basically a yokai...
**[19:03] Akane**
Uh, b-but... a tsuchinoko with hands
and feet doesn't make sense.
**[19:07] Akane**
It might've been a great
salamander or something...
**[19:10] Komari**
That's it!
**[19:11] Komari**
It must've actually been
a giant salamander!
**[19:15] Komari**
Okay! So the thing it was riding on wasn't
a yokai! It just looked like one!
**[19:20] Akane**
Y-Yeah, I guess so...
**[19:23] Hotaru**
U-Um...
**[19:27] Hotaru**
Could the animal have been
a dog, by any chance?
**[19:30] Akane**
A dog? It didn't look like one...
**[19:34] Hotaru**
* Huh? So maybe it wasn't*
* the Mecha Koma-plushie,*
**[19:38] Hotaru**
* and she really is talking*
* about something else?*
**[19:41] Komari**
Did you notice anything else about it?
**[19:43] Akane**
It made a noise like "Koma-pluh..."
**[19:45] Hotaru**
So it *was* a dog!
**[19:47] Komari**
Where'd that come from, Hotaru?
**[19:50] Komari**
Dogs don't make that noise.
**[19:52] Hotaru**
Ah... eh... uh... I...
**[19:55] Hotaru**
D-Dogs sound more like that than you'd
think... when they're growling...
**[20:01] Komari**
R-Really?
**[20:03] Komari**
I've never heard one that
sounded like that.
**[20:08] Hotaru**
U-U-U-Um... Like...
**[20:18] Hotaru**
Koma-pluh!
**[20:22] Hotaru**
It's kind of like that.
**[20:24] Komari**
Uh... I see...
**[20:27] Komari**
You didn't really have to
give a demonstration...
**[20:31] Komari**
But "Koma-pluh" kinda has part
of my name in it, doesn't it?
**[20:37] Komari**
Koma-pluh...
**[20:40] Komari**
Wait... Hotaru, didn't you...
make a plushie of me?
**[20:46] Akane**
Really?
**[20:48] Komari**
Yeah, for our class project
over summer break.
**[20:51] Hotaru**
Th-Th-Th-Th-That's right!
**[20:53] Hotaru**
We all made them together!
**[20:55] Hotaru**
W-Would you like to make
one, too, Akane-san?
**[21:02] Komari**
That reaction... Does it mean...
**[21:05] Komari**
you know something?
**[21:12] Hotaru**
I'm sorry, Senpai! I actually—
**[21:15] Komari**
Hotaru!
**[21:16] Komari**
You don't have to say anything!
**[21:18] Komari**
I get it now! A great salamander's ghost
possessed the plushie you made!
**[21:27] Komari**
I have a plan I've been holding
on to for situations like this!
**[21:31] Komari**
Don't worry, Hotaru!
**[21:32] Komari**
I'll go get the stuff we need for it!
**[21:35] Komari**
Wait right there, Hotaru!
**[21:42] Hotaru**
I'm home...
**[21:45] Mom**
Welcome home.
**[21:46] Mom**
Dinner is almost ready.
Go on and wash your hands.
**[21:49] Hotaru**
Okay.
**[21:55] Mom**
Hotaru-chan, what is that?
**[21:57] Hotaru**
Komari-senpai gave me salt
to set out for good luck.
***SIGN*** Non Non Biyori
***SIGN*** That's all for today
**[23:32] Renge**
Rhino, rhino, rhinoceros,
rhinoceros beetles...
**[23:36] Renge**
Big, shiny rhinoceros beetles...
**[23:41] Renge**
Big, smooth rhinoceros beetles...
***SIGN*** Next Time
Episode 6
***SIGN*** We All Went Camping Together
***SIGN*** Photo: Komagitsune
***SIGN*** Please Watch Again
***SIGN*** Nonstop
# E6 - We All Went Camping Together
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGD8XN/we-all-went-camping-together)
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**[00:18] Renge**
Nee-nee, are you pretending
to be a Jizou statue?
**[00:21] Renge**
Can I play, too?
**[00:23] Kazuho**
No, I wasn't pretending
to be a Jizou statue.
**[00:26] Kazuho**
I was just checking the calendar.
**[00:28] Kazuho**
Wait, Ren-chon, did you
forget what tomorrow is?
**[00:33] Renge**
Tomorrow is Wednesday.
**[00:35] Kazuho**
Yeah, but...
**[00:37] Kazuho**
See this mark on tomorrow's date?
**[00:40] Kazuho**
You've been looking forward to it for ages.
**[00:43] Kazuho**
Think! What's tomorrow?
**[00:57] Renge**
It's Wednesday.
**[00:59] Kazuho**
Yes... Yes, it is,
but that's not what I mean.
**[01:03] Kazuho**
Tomorrow's when we're going camping!
**[01:08] Renge**
That's right! I forgot!
We're going camping with everyone!
**[01:12] Renge**
Nee-nee, we gotta get ready!
We gotta get ready to camp!
**[01:16] Renge**
Hurry! Hurry!
**[01:19] Kazuho**
Actually, I already have everything ready.
**[01:21] Kazuho**
Is there anything special
you want to prepare?
**[01:24] Renge**
My heart and mind!
**[01:26] Kazuho**
You'll have to do that yourself.
***SIGN*** Nonstop
***SIGN*** Episode 6
***SIGN*** We All Went Camping Together
**[03:26] Renge**
The campground! It's the campground!
**[03:30] Renge**
Over here? Is this where
we put up the tent?
**[03:33] Kazuho**
That's right.
**[03:36] Kazuho**
Okay, can you all help pitch the tent?
**[03:39] All**
Sure!
**[03:40] Kazuho**
And Nii-chan, when we're done, you can
pitch your own tent next to ours.
**[04:05] Natsumi**
Ren-chon, Ren-chon.
**[04:07] Natsumi**
Come over here and help us out.
**[04:09] Renge**
I'll help! I'll help!
**[04:12] Renge**
What should I do?
**[04:14] Natsumi**
Well, can you stick the peg in here?
**[04:17] Renge**
Peg?
**[04:18] Natsumi**
The things we tie the tent
to so it won't blow away.
**[04:20] Natsumi**
We pound them into the
ground with a hammer.
**[04:23] Renge**
These are called pegs?
**[04:25] Natsumi**
Yep.
**[04:29] Renge**
Hmm...
**[04:48] Komari**
You two! Stop playing around and help us!
**[05:07] Renge**
The tent is done!
**[05:11] Renge**
I'm going in first!
**[05:13] Natsumi**
I wanna see the inside, too!
**[05:15] Kazuho**
You two can go in and play, too.
**[05:17] Both**
Okay!
**[05:18] Renge**
Greatman Punch!
**[05:20] Natsumi**
Punch!
**[05:21] Renge**
Greatman Kick!
**[05:21] Komari**
Hey, don't get too crazy! Let's go!
**[05:23] Natsumi**
Kick!
**[05:24] Kazuho**
We'll have a barbecue around sundown.
**[06:09] Kazuho**
Okay, now...
**[06:11] All**
Let's eat!
**[06:20] Hotaru**
It's delicious!
**[06:22] Komari**
Yeah!
**[06:28] Natsumi**
It's so good!
**[06:41] Komari**
I'm stuffed.
**[06:43] Natsumi**
Kazu-nee, should we toss the
paper plates in this bag?
**[06:47] Kazuho**
I dunno... I drank too much an' now...
**[06:51] Kazuho**
Uh, the bag...
**[06:56] Renge**
Hiyah! Mosquito.
**[07:00] Natsumi**
She's so drunk, she's attracting mosquitoes.
**[07:03] Komari**
We shouldn't leave her like this.
Let's carry her into the tent.
**[07:08] Hotaru**
Y-Yeah, we should.
**[07:10] Renge**
Nattsun, Nattsun. What are
we gonna play tomorrow?
**[07:13] Natsumi**
What? You're going to bed already?
**[07:17] Natsumi**
I was gonna catch rhinoceros beetles
with this brown sugar syrup.
**[07:21] Natsumi**
You really want to sleep?
**[07:23] Renge**
Rh-Rhino...!
**[07:24] Renge**
I-I'm not going to bed yet!
Let's go catch some now!
**[07:28] Natsumi**
Now, just hang on. It's still too early.
**[07:31] Natsumi**
So let's play cards in the tent for now!
Are you ready, Ren-chon?
**[07:36] Renge**
Ready!
**[07:37] Natsumi**
All right! The Ren-chon Tent Charge!
**[07:41] Renge**
Yeah!
**[07:46] Natsumi**
Kazu-nee's in the way.
***SIGN*** Yo No Ri
N Bi N No
**[08:00] Komari**
And I'm out!
**[08:01] Natsumi**
Aw, I lost!
**[08:03] Komari**
So what should we play next?
**[08:05] Hotaru**
Let's see... How about sevens?
**[08:07] Renge**
Hey, Nattsun.
**[08:09] Renge**
Aren't we gonna go put out
that syrup for the beetles?
**[08:12] Natsumi**
Oh, I forgot. Ready to go, Ren-chon?
**[08:15] Komari**
What? Right now?
**[08:17] Komari**
Why didn't you do that earlier?
**[08:19] Renge**
Nattsun said right after
dinnertime was too soon.
**[08:23] Natsumi**
Yeah, that was a lie.
**[08:25] Renge**
What?! Why did you lie about that?!
**[08:27] Natsumi**
I just didn't want to move
because I was too full.
**[08:30] Natsumi**
But walking at night will
be fun! Like an adventure!
**[08:34] Komari**
You say that now, but you'll get
scared and come right back.
**[08:37] Natsumi**
Please. I'm not you.
**[08:39] Hotaru**
Uh... B-But it's nighttime.
**[08:42] Hotaru**
Shouldn't we take Sensei with us?
**[08:45] Natsumi**
What? Kazu-nee's passed out drunk.
**[08:48] Natsumi**
Hey, it'll be fine.
We'll be back in no time.
**[08:51] Natsumi**
So let's get going!
**[08:53] Renge**
Rhino, rhino, rhinoceros,
rhinoceros beetles...
**[08:57] Renge**
Big, shiny rhinoceros beetles...
**[08:59] Komari**
So... what should we do? Play sevens?
**[09:02] Hotaru**
I guess so. She said they'd be
back soon, so why don't we wait?
**[09:07] Komari**
Agreed. Maybe I'll go
buy some drinks first.
**[09:10] Hotaru**
Oh, I'll go with you.
**[09:13] Kazuho**
I guess I fell asleep...
**[09:16] Komari**
Oh, Kazu-nee, you're awake.
**[09:17] Kazuho**
Hey, where's Ren-ryon?
**[09:20] Hotaru**
Oh, she went with Natsumi-senpai to put
out brown sugar syrup for beetles.
**[09:24] Kazuho**
Huh?
**[09:25] Kazuho**
That's dangerous for two kids.
I'll go check on them.
**[09:30] Komari**
Um, but... are you okay?
You seem pretty drunk...
**[09:34] Kazuho**
I'm fine, I'm fine!
**[09:37] Kazuho**
This is nothing! No problem!
**[09:46] Kazuho**
It's... not a good idea to
be too loud, though...
**[09:50] Kazuho**
But I'm fine, see?
**[09:51] Komari**
If that's a bad idea,
you're not fine at all!
**[09:54] Kazuho**
Well, guess I'm goin' on a little journey.
**[09:58] Komari**
No, don't go on a journey! Just find them!
**[10:04] Kazuho**
Huh? I can't get out of the tent...
**[10:06] Komari**
Kazu-nee, the door's over here!
You're gonna tear down the tent!
**[10:14] Kazuho**
I'm kinda... wobbly...
**[10:17] Kazuho**
Yeah, can't. Break time.
**[10:23] Kazuho**
Hey, it'll be easier to move like this.
**[10:27] Kazuho**
I'll look for the girls this way.
**[10:34] Renge**
I hear so many bugs.
**[10:37] Natsumi**
I think they're katydids.
**[10:39] Renge**
So, Nattsun, which tree
do we put the syrup on?
**[10:42] Natsumi**
Good question. We don't want
to wander out too far.
**[10:46] Kazuho**
Hey, Ren-ryon!
**[10:55] Renge**
I heard a weird noise.
**[10:57] Natsumi**
Probably a bug, right?
**[10:59] Natsumi**
Come on, Ren-chon. I'll leave you here.
**[11:02] Natsumi**
Ren-chon!
**[11:03] Renge**
Coming!
**[11:06] Kazuho**
Where are ya?
**[11:08] Kazuho**
There you are!
**[11:12] Kazuho**
Wait! Wait up! Ren-ryon!
**[11:18] Kazuho**
Wait!
**[11:20] Natsumi**
Wh-What happened, Ren-chon?!
**[11:22] Renge**
S-Something grabbed my leg!
**[11:24] Renge**
There! Over there!
**[11:26] Natsumi**
What? Where?!
**[11:29] Natsumi**
There's no one there.
**[11:30] Natsumi**
You probably tripped on a
tree root or something.
**[11:33] Natsumi**
Look, if anything shows up,
I'll take care of it.
**[11:38] Natsumi**
Hey, let's use that tree.
**[11:41] Natsumi**
We'll put the syrup in that hollow spot.
**[11:44] Natsumi**
You can spread it on.
**[11:45] Renge**
Okay.
**[11:48] Renge**
It's stuck. The syrup won't come out.
**[11:51] Natsumi**
Really? We'll just take the lid off.
**[11:55] Kazuho**
Hey, Ren-ryon...
**[11:58] Natsumi**
Can you reach, Ren-chon?
**[12:00] Renge**
It's a little too high.
**[12:01] Natsumi**
Want me to pick you up?
**[12:03] Kazuho**
Ren-ryon, can't you hear me?
**[12:08] Kazuho**
Whoops. My hair tie's stuck on a branch.
**[12:09] Kazuho**
I'll just take it out.
**[12:14] Renge**
I hear something.
**[12:23] Kazuho**
You finally noticed me...
**[12:32] Renge**
There really was a ghost!
**[12:34] Natsumi**
W-W-We're in trouble! It's really real!
**[12:37] Natsumi**
Whatever! Just run, Ren-chon!
**[12:41] Komari**
And I'm out.
**[12:43] Hotaru**
Aw, I lost.
**[12:45] Komari**
Want to play sevens now?
**[12:47] Hotaru**
Good idea.
**[12:49] Natsumi**
It's out there!
**[12:52] Komari**
What? Did something happen?
**[12:55] Renge**
Th-There was a long-haired ghost!
**[12:57] Komari**
What?! A gho—
**[12:59] Hotaru**
Um, I think that might have been Sensei...
**[13:02] Both**
Huh?
**[13:04] Hotaru**
Well, she went out looking
for you two not long ago...
**[13:08] Komari**
Wh-What, you thought Kazu-nee was a ghost?
**[13:12] Komari**
Natsumi, there's no such
thing as ghosts, you know.
**[13:15] Natsumi**
Never thought I'd hear that from you...
**[13:19] Kazuho**
Hey, everyone...
**[13:24] Komari**
There's Kazu-nee now.
**[13:26] Komari**
Jeez, Kazu-nee!
**[13:28] Komari**
You scared Natsumi and Renge.
**[13:30] Komari**
What are you—
***SIGN*** Non Non Biyori
***SIGN*** Nonstop
**[14:00] Hikage**
Man...
**[14:01] Hikage**
It's summer vacation, you know.
**[14:04] Hikage**
Summer vacation! Get it?
**[14:06] Natsumi**
You're really pushing the
"summer vacation" thing.
**[14:09] Hikage**
Well, sure I am. It's summer vacation.
**[14:13] Hikage**
Anyway, Natsumi-kun, do you
know what "vacation" means?
**[14:17] Natsumi**
English, right?
**[14:18] Hikage**
Yeah, since I was talking
about summer vacation,
**[14:21] Hikage**
of course that's "vacation" in English.
**[14:23] Hikage**
The word may have a sweet ring
to it, but there's one problem.
**[14:28] Hikage**
And you seem to have the
same problem yourself.
**[14:32] Natsumi**
Right.
**[14:33] Natsumi**
That's what I came here to
talk to you about today.
***SIGN*** Japanese
**[14:42] Both**
There's way too much summer homework!
**[14:45] Natsumi**
What do they expect us
to do with all this?!
**[14:48] Natsumi**
Have paper as our main diet
with grilled salmon?!
**[14:50] Hikage**
Yeah, exactly!
**[14:51] Hikage**
Summer vacation, my foot!
**[14:53] Hikage**
This is making my face look more
blue than the midsummer sky!
**[14:57] Natsumi**
Exactly!
**[14:59] Natsumi**
And I got more than everyone else just
'cause my grades were a little low!
**[15:04] Hikage**
Seriously?! That sucks!
**[15:06] Hikage**
What horrible teacher would do that?!
**[15:08] Hikage**
I wanna see them right now!
**[15:09] Kazuho**
Hey, you two. I brought some juice.
**[15:13] Both**
Yep! There's the teacher!
**[15:15] Kazuho**
What? What's going on?
**[15:17] Natsumi**
Listen, Kazu-nee!
**[15:18] Natsumi**
I have so much summer homework,
**[15:19] Natsumi**
I might have to camp out with
Hika-nee to get it done!
**[15:23] Kazuho**
Oh? Well, you do love camping, Natsumi.
**[15:28] Kazuho**
How convenient.
**[15:39] Kazuho**
Gotcha.
**[15:47] Natsumi**
What is this? My mood just dropped
so low, it's actually better.
**[15:51] Natsumi**
What is this feeling?
**[15:53] Hikage**
That's hatred.
**[15:55] Natsumi**
Darn that Kazu-nee, acting
like it's not her problem...
**[15:59] Natsumi**
Right! I've got a good idea!
**[16:01] Natsumi**
Hika-nee, why don't we boycott this
homework and just refuse to do it?!
**[16:05] Hikage**
Huh? What the heck are you saying?
**[16:08] Natsumi**
If we just let them have their way with us,
**[16:10] Natsumi**
they might just give us even
more homework from now on!
**[16:13] Natsumi**
We have to prevent that, whatever it takes!
**[16:16] Hikage**
U-Uh...
**[16:17] Hikage**
That's your homework in that bag, right?
**[16:20] Hikage**
Weren't we gonna do this together?
**[16:22] Natsumi**
That was the plan, but I
can't take it any longer!
**[16:25] Natsumi**
Okay! Now that that's settled,
**[16:28] Natsumi**
let's ditch this homework
and play 'til we drop!
**[16:30] Hikage**
Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wait a minute!
**[16:32] Hikage**
That might work for you since your
school has so few students,
**[16:36] Hikage**
but my school has a lot of students!
**[16:39] Hikage**
It's not a protest if I'm doing it alone!
**[16:41] Hikage**
Plus, if I don't do this homework
now, I'll never finish it in time!
**[16:46] Natsumi**
Yeah? Same goes for me.
**[16:49] Natsumi**
But we're boycotting it, so we
don't need to finish it in time.
**[16:52] Hikage**
*I'm* not, you idiot!
**[16:53] Hikage**
Anyway! There's no way I'm boycotting
anything! Understand?!
***SIGN*** We Refuse!
**[17:02] Hikage**
Yes! I win!
**[17:04] Natsumi**
Darn, I lost.
**[17:06] Hikage**
Man, once I gave up on that homework,
the rest came instantly.
**[17:11] Hikage**
I feel so liberated right now.
**[17:14] Hikage**
Okay, what should we do next?
**[17:16] Natsumi**
You know, Hika-nee... aren't card
games boring with just two players?
**[17:20] Hikage**
Huh? What should we do, then?
**[17:22] Natsumi**
Play George Washington.
**[17:27] Natsumi**
Hey, Washington,
what'd you eat yesterday?
**[17:30] Hikage**
Just stop.
**[17:39] Hikage**
You just thought, "I might as well
have done my homework," didn't you?
**[17:44] Hikage**
Huh? What do you mean?
I'm not thinking that.
**[17:46] Natsumi**
You don't have to worry about
that. We're boycotting.
**[17:50] Natsumi**
Summer vacation's almost over and
you haven't even touched it,
**[17:54] Natsumi**
so it's not going to get done anyway.
**[17:56] Hikage**
Y-Yeah, I guess...
**[17:59] Hikage**
Okay, let's play video games
in the living room, then.
**[18:01] Natsumi**
Yeah, good idea!
**[18:13] Natsumi**
This is... pretty tense, isn't it?
**[18:16] ---**
Yeah.
**[18:17] ---**
Not studying and playing games right
in front of my little sister and your teacher.
**[18:21] Hikage**
It feels so immoral.
**[18:23] Hikage**
Just come out and say we're boycotting.
**[18:26] Hikage**
We didn't need to take off the headbands.
**[18:28] Natsumi**
Uh... I don't think I'm ready for that...
**[18:31] Hikage**
What are you talking about? Just say it!
**[18:33] Hikage**
Say it!
**[18:35] Natsumi**
Cut it out!
**[18:36] Hikage**
Say it!
**[18:37] Natsumi**
Cut it out!
**[18:39] Hikage**
Say it!
**[18:41] Kazuho**
* What are they doing? It's like a*
* failed attempt at girl talk...*
**[18:46] Renge**
I finished my homework.
**[18:48] Kazuho**
Oh, good job, Ren-chon.
**[18:50] Kazuho**
You sure worked hard.
**[18:53] Renge**
I'm gonna go play now.
**[18:55] Renge**
Are you two done with your homework, Hika-nee?
**[18:58] Hikage**
Y-Yeah, of course I did my
homework! Why wouldn't I?
**[19:02] Renge**
Then I wanna play, too!
**[19:04] Hikage**
S-Sure...
**[19:06] Natsumi**
Oh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
**[19:08] Natsumi**
You can take over for me.
**[19:12] Renge**
Hika-nee, you won't beat me!
**[19:15] Hikage**
W-Well, I'm not gonna lose!
**[19:32] Hikage**
Natsumi's taking a while.
**[19:35] Hikage**
I'm gonna go check on her.
**[19:36] Renge**
'Kay.
**[19:39] Hikage**
Jeez, where did she go?
**[19:43] Hikage**
Huh? She's not in here.
**[19:45] Hikage**
The door's even open.
**[19:46] Hikage**
Hey, Natsumi!
**[19:49] Hikage**
You in here?
**[19:51] Hikage**
Hey, Natsumi!
**[19:54] Hikage**
What are y—
**[20:03] Hikage**
Who said you could get started before me?!
**[20:05] Natsumi**
Let me go, Hika-nee!
**[20:07] Natsumi**
I'm seriously not gonna finish in time!
**[20:08] Hikage**
Excuse me?! It was your idea, you know!
**[20:11] Natsumi**
I couldn't take the pressure! Forgive me!
**[20:14] Hikage**
No chance! Not after all
you put me through!
**[20:28] Natsumi**
My... homework...
**[20:30] Hikage**
Oh, uh... yeah...
**[20:35] Hikage**
Natsumi...
**[20:38] Hikage**
What do you say we boycott that boycott?
**[20:50] Natsumi**
Ren-chon! Get me a towel and a
hair dryer to dry my textbook!
**[20:54] Hikage**
And get us a late-night
snack while there's time!
***SIGN*** New Semester
***SIGN*** We Refuse
***SIGN*** Non Non Biyori
***SIGN*** That's all for today
**[23:33] Renge**
Dumpling?!
**[23:34] Renge**
I was catching crabs.
**[23:36] Kazuho**
It wasn't! It wasn't a dream!
**[23:38] Renge**
It's the Merlion!
**[23:40] Natsumi**
Just cut off my head and
ring the gong right now.
***SIGN*** Next Time
Episode 7
***SIGN*** It Was a Thrilling Autumn
***SIGN*** Photo: Karuku
***SIGN*** Please Watch Again
***SIGN*** Nonstop
# E7 - It Was a Thrilling Autumn
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**[00:04] Kazuho**
So, as I've been saying for a while,
***SIGN*** Parents' Day
**[00:07] Kazuho**
tomorrow is Parents' Day.
**[00:09] Kazuho**
Be sure to show your parents the
print-outs I just gave you.
**[00:13] Komari**
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
**[00:15] Hotaru**
I'll have to study a lot so
they see me at my best.
**[00:17] Renge**
Every day is like Parents' Day for me,
**[00:21] Renge**
so it doesn't feel that special.
**[00:23] Kazuho**
True, since your big sister's always here.
**[00:25] Renge**
Then can I invite Candy Store, too?
**[00:27] Renge**
That'll make it feel special!
**[00:30] Kazuho**
Hmm... Do you think she'd show up?
**[00:32] Kazuho**
Anyway, that's what's going on...
***SIGN*** Nonstop
***SIGN*** Episode 7
***SIGN*** It Was a Thrilling Autumn
**[02:16] Kazuho**
Uh, Parents' Day hasn't even started yet.
**[02:20] Kazuho**
Why do you look so burned out?
**[02:22] Natsumi**
I was just thinking about what my mom will
do when she sees my current status...
**[02:28] Natsumi**
I should've tried to make sure I'd be
able to answer questions in class.
**[02:33] Kazuho**
Well, what will be will be.
**[02:36] Kazuho**
You only have yourself to
blame for not studying.
**[02:40] Kazuho**
Okay, that does it for our closing.
**[02:42] Kazuho**
Do your best tomorrow, everyone.
**[02:44] Natsumi**
Oh, also, when I told Mom you
sleep during study periods,
**[02:49] Natsumi**
she said she might bring
lightning down on you, too,
**[02:51] Natsumi**
depending on what happens
during Parents' Day.
**[02:54] Kazuho**
What's Yukiko-san going to do when
she sees *my* current status?
**[02:59] Kazuho**
I should've taught our classes properly.
**[03:02] Natsumi**
I guess we'll be in the same boat tomorrow.
**[03:04] Natsumi**
Kazu-nee! Maybe you should come up with
**[03:07] Natsumi**
the questions for tomorrow's class now
and tell me what they're gonna be!
**[03:11] Kazuho**
Ah, of course!
**[03:13] Kazuho**
And if you're able to answer them,
**[03:15] Kazuho**
she'll say I'm doing a good
job of teaching, too!
**[03:33] Kazuho**
Natsumi-kun, for whatever
it's worth, I *am* a teacher.
**[03:36] Kazuho**
I can't rig Parents' Day like that.
**[03:39] Natsumi**
You sounded like you were
all for it a minute ago!
**[03:42] Kazuho**
Anyway, let's all commit to our studies
fair and square for tomorrow!
**[03:45] Kazuho**
I'll be here to help!
**[03:47] Natsumi**
R-Right! Got it!
**[03:49] Kazuho**
Natsumi, take out your textbook!
**[03:50] Natsumi**
Okay!
**[03:51] Kazuho**
We'll start with Japanese!
**[03:52] Komari**
Can the rest of us go home?
**[03:53] Natsumi**
Right!
**[03:54] Hotaru**
I-I'm not sure...
***SIGN*** Asahigaoka Branch School
**[04:02] Renge**
Candy Store, the classroom's this way!
**[04:04] Kaede**
I know. I graduated from here, remember?
**[04:07] Kazuho**
Thanks a lot for taking
the time to come here.
**[04:10] Kazuho**
Our parents suddenly came down with colds.
**[04:13] Kaede**
Oh, it's no big deal.
**[04:15] Kaede**
Just buy something from the store
sometime, and we'll call it even.
**[04:18] Kazuho**
Sure.
**[04:19] Kaede**
By the way, I heard Yukiko-san
would be here watching today.
**[04:24] Kazuho**
Well, I gave Natsumi some real Spartan
training yesterday, so it'll be fine.
**[04:29] Kaede**
Really?
**[04:30] Kazuho**
Yeah, surprisingly enough,
**[04:32] Kazuho**
Natsumi actually has a pretty good memory.
**[04:35] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Happy Henry lives beside Boron Cottage!
**[04:38] (Flashback) Kazuho**
You're a genius!
**[04:40] Kaede**
Well, she does remember some
of the weirdest things...
**[04:43] Yukiko**
Kazu-chan! Good morning!
**[04:46] Yukiko**
This will be my first time
seeing you teach your class.
**[04:49] Kazuho**
Speak of the devil...
**[04:50] Yukiko**
Hm? What was that?
**[04:52] Kazuho**
Uh, nothing!
**[04:53] Kazuho**
A-Anyway, Yukiko-san,
Natsumi here sure is amazing.
**[04:57] Kazuho**
I was helping her study a bit, and she
just breezed through the questions!
**[05:02] Kazuho**
I think she might just be a genius.
**[05:04] Yukiko**
Oh, really? Then I guess I should
expect to be impressed today!
**[05:08] Kazuho**
O-Of course!
**[05:10] Kazuho**
We'll show you Natsumi at her best!
**[05:13] Kazuho**
Right, Natsumi?
**[05:14] Natsumi**
Right...
**[05:15] Kazuho**
Uh-oh.
**[05:16] Kazuho**
Ah... S-Sorry! I need to
see Natsumi for a moment!
**[05:21] Kazuho**
Okay, Natsumi, what's wrong?
**[05:23] Natsumi**
When I woke up this morning,
**[05:25] Natsumi**
everything we went over yesterday
had vanished from my memory.
**[05:29] Kazuho**
Huh?!
**[05:30] Natsumi**
Maybe all that happened yesterday
was just a dream...
**[05:34] Kazuho**
It wasn't! It wasn't a dream!
***SIGN*** Grade 8 Class 1
***SIGN*** +Grade 1
+Grade 7
+Grade 9
+Grade 5
**[05:42] Kazuho**
O-Okay, then, let's start class.
**[05:46] Kazuho**
Since everyone's in different grades,
we'll divide up by grade.
***SIGN*** New Japanese
Elementary
**[05:51] Renge**
The whale flew through the sky...
**[05:55] Renge**
I read my book!
**[05:57] Kaede**
Wow...
**[05:58] Hotaru**
A cube whose sides measure
five centimeters...
**[06:07] Komari**
Um... Iron and sulfur combine
to form iron sulfide.
**[06:12] Kazuho**
Okay, now for the last
class, seventh grade.
**[06:18] Kazuho**
Natsumi, which subject do
you think you can handle?
**[06:20] Natsumi**
I don't think I can do any of them.
**[06:28] Kazuho**
O-Okay, why don't we start with
single-digit multiplication?
**[06:33] Kazuho**
* Oh, man... Yukiko-san's*
* face is looking grim...*
**[06:37] Kazuho**
* I know this isn't a problem*
* to give a seventh grader.*
**[06:42] Kazuho**
* But I have to give her one she can*
* answer for sure to get her started!*
**[06:47] Kazuho**
*She looks pretty confident about this, too!*
**[06:50] Kazuho**
Okay, Natsumi-kun! Recite the eights table!
**[06:57] Natsumi**
Eight times one is eight.
**[06:59] Natsumi**
Eight times two is sixteen.
**[07:02] Natsumi**
Eight times three is...
**[07:03] Natsumi**
is... is...
**[07:06] Natsumi**
is...
**[07:08] Natsumi**
Not the eights! Anything but the eights!
**[07:11] Kazuho**
Or the threes, apparently...
**[07:12] Renge**
It's 24!
**[07:16] Kazuho**
Now, Ren-chon, it's Natsumi's
turn right now.
**[07:20] Natsumi**
Y-Yeah!
**[07:21] Natsumi**
I was just about to answer, too.
**[07:23] Renge**
I-I couldn't help myself!
**[07:26] Both**
Nice one!
**[07:27] Kazuho**
What next?
**[07:28] Natsumi**
C-Catching trout by hand?
**[07:31] Kazuho**
That's not a class subject!
**[07:32] Natsumi**
Tell me... what does Mom's face look like?
**[07:35] Kazuho**
Sh-She's mad! Furious!
**[07:37] Natsumi**
Sh-She is?!
**[07:39] Natsumi**
Th-Then I have to answer something
and get her in a better mood!
**[07:42] Kazuho**
Okay, got it!
**[07:45] Kazuho**
Music!
**[07:46] Kazuho**
What is this symbol called?!
**[07:47] Natsumi**
Magatama?! I have no idea!
**[07:49] Kazuho**
Science!
**[07:50] Kazuho**
What rule is represented by this gesture?!
**[07:52] Natsumi**
The trick to never losing
at rock-paper-scissors?!
**[07:55] Natsumi**
I don't know!
**[07:56] Kazuho**
Translate this English!
**[07:57] Natsumi**
I may have been wild in
the past, but I still...
**[08:02] Kazuho**
Why aren't you saying "I don't know"?!
**[08:04] Natsumi**
S-So... how does Mom look?
**[08:12] Kazuho**
Sh-She's smiling!
**[08:14] Natsumi**
Smiling?!
**[08:15] Kazuho**
Yeah, she's smiling.
**[08:16] Natsumi**
She's smiling, huh?
**[08:18] Kazuho**
What now, Natsumi?
**[08:20] Kazuho**
What do you want to do?
**[08:26] Natsumi**
Just cut off my head and
ring the gong right now.
***SIGN*** Non Non Biyori
**[08:53] Kazuho**
It's a bit early, but let's have lunch now.
**[08:57] Kazuho**
The parents will be joining
us in making curry.
**[09:00] Kazuho**
Right this way to the home ec room.
**[09:03] Kazuho**
Ah, Yukiko-san, thank you
again for coming today!
**[09:06] Kazuho**
I appreciate you making the trip.
**[09:08] Kazuho**
But more importantly, you got to
see Natsumi in action today.
**[09:13] Kazuho**
What did you think?
Didn't she do wonderfully?
**[09:18] Kazuho**
She did poorly?
**[09:22] Kazuho**
No dice, huh?
***SIGN*** Nonstop
**[09:51] Shiori**
Oh, it's Renge-chan.
**[09:54] Renge**
I came to play. Can you play now?
**[09:57] Shiori**
I can!
**[09:59] Mom**
Oh, Shiori, is this the girl
who played with you before?
**[10:02] Shiori**
Mama, this is Renge-chan.
**[10:05] Mom**
Thank you for bringing Shiori
home when she was lost.
**[10:08] Renge**
You're welcome.
**[10:10] Shiori**
Mama, can I go play with her?
**[10:12] Mom**
Of course. Just stay close to home
so you don't get lost again.
**[10:20] Shiori**
I'm gonna have a baby sister soon.
**[10:22] Renge**
Really?
**[10:24] Renge**
What do you want to do?
**[10:26] Shiori**
Go for a walk.
**[10:28] Range**
Walks are nice.
There's a place nearby here...
**[10:31] Shiori**
Not for me. I'm taking this for a walk.
**[10:40] Shiori**
I'm taking this for a walk!
**[10:44] Renge**
I see. That was a higher level of
conversation than I was ready for.
**[10:48] Renge**
I'd like to know more.
**[10:51] Shiori**
Well...
**[10:52] Shiori**
I can't have a dog at home,
so this is my pet.
**[10:56] Shiori**
Since it's nice out, we're going for a walk.
**[10:58] Renge**
Now I get it.
**[11:00] Renge**
If it's your pet, did you give it a name?
**[11:03] Shiori**
Not yet.
**[11:04] Renge**
Okay, then, I'll name it!
**[11:10] Renge**
Dumpling.
**[11:12] Shiori**
That's cute!
**[11:13] Shiori**
Starting today, your name is Dumpling!
**[11:20] Renge**
Dumpling?!
**[11:22] Renge**
Y-You shouldn't kick it if it's your pet!
**[11:25] Shiori**
It's my pet, but it's still a ball.
**[11:27] Renge**
G-Good point...
**[11:29] Renge**
I guess I lost my composure.
**[11:32] Shiori**
Okay, let's toss the ball back and forth.
**[11:34] Renge**
You got it!
**[11:52] Shiori**
Why does the ball stop by itself
when it's done rolling?
**[11:59] Renge**
Where did that come from?!
**[12:01] Shiori**
I can't stay still when people tell me to,
**[12:05] Shiori**
but Dumpling can roll all
that way and then stop.
**[12:09] Shiori**
Even though it's so round...
**[12:17] Renge**
Yes, I can see why you'd have
your suspicions about that.
**[12:22] Renge**
I'll solve this riddle for you.
**[12:24] Shiori**
Yay!
**[12:26] Renge**
I just learned the term
"air resistance" not long ago.
**[12:30] Renge**
And right after that...
**[12:32] Renge**
I also learned the term "friction."
**[12:35] Shiori**
Masatsu (friction)! I know what that is!
**[12:37] Renge**
You know what friction is?
Not bad, Shiori-chin.
**[12:42] Shiori**
I ate one yesterday!
**[12:43] Renge**
You ate friction?!
**[12:45] (Flashback) Mom**
Shiori, here's a sweet
potato (satsuma imo).
**[12:48] (Flashback) Shiori**
Yay! Masatsu imo!
**[12:50] Shiori**
It was so sweet and yummy!
**[12:52] Renge**
It's sweet?!
**[12:53] Renge**
What gave you the idea to eat friction?
**[12:57] Shiori**
Because... it's fall.
**[12:59] Renge**
Because... it's fall?
**[13:03] Renge**
Well, whatever.
**[13:05] Renge**
Anyway, there's friction between
Dumpling and the ground,
**[13:08] Renge**
and that makes Dumpling stop.
**[13:10] Shiori**
That's not right. You dig up
masatsu out of the ground.
**[13:15] Renge**
Wha...
**[13:17] Renge**
You know what? Let's stop
talking about this.
**[13:21] Renge**
I guess I didn't understand friction
as well as I thought I did.
**[13:25] Shiori**
Okay.
**[13:26] Shiori**
Then why do balls fall down
after you throw them up?
**[13:30] Renge**
Because Earth pulls them down.
**[13:32] Shiori**
Does Earth have hands?
**[13:35] Renge**
Earth is perfectly round,
just like Dumpling.
**[13:39] Renge**
But it pulls things toward it
with a force we can't see.
**[13:42] Renge**
I read about it in a science book.
**[13:44] Shiori**
Earth is perfectly round,
just like Dumpling?
**[13:47] Renge**
That's right.
**[13:48] Shiori**
Oh...
**[13:57] Shiori**
But it's kind of bumpy where the lines are,
**[14:00] Shiori**
so it's not perfectly round.
**[14:07] Renge**
When you put it that way,
**[14:09] Renge**
Earth has mountains and oceans
and stuff, so it's bumpy, too.
**[14:14] Renge**
Which means... it's not perfectly round!
**[14:18] Shiori**
Then what *is* perfectly round?
**[14:21] Renge**
I read about that in a science book, too.
**[14:24] Renge**
No matter how smooth something is,
**[14:26] Renge**
if you look through a microscope,
it's actually bumpy!
**[14:30] Shiori**
So I've never actually seen
anything perfectly round?
**[14:34] Renge**
That's what it means.
**[14:42] Shiori**
What does "round" mean, anyway?
**[15:34] Natsumi**
Hey, it's Ren-chon and her friend.
**[15:36] Natsumi**
What're you up to? Tossing a ball?
**[15:39] Renge**
We were debating the statement that a
perfectly round object doesn't exist.
**[15:44] Natsumi**
That's a pretty high-level conversation...
***SIGN*** Nonstop
**[16:02] Natsumi**
Ren-chon!
**[16:08] Natsumi**
What're you doing?
**[16:10] Renge**
I was catching crabs.
**[16:13] Natsumi**
Oh, that's right. You caught one
in summer, but you let it go,
**[16:16] Natsumi**
since it was so hot.
**[16:18] Renge**
Yeah. But is it better now?
**[16:21] Natsumi**
Well, I guess this would be
a better time to keep one.
**[16:24] Natsumi**
You gave that other crab
a name, didn't you?
**[16:27] Natsumi**
I think it was, uh... Medicine!
**[16:31] Renge**
It was Salt!
**[16:32] Natsumi**
Wow, that got your attention.
**[16:33] Renge**
I was catching them again
because it's cooler now.
**[16:36] Renge**
I'll keep this Salt until summer,
**[16:39] Renge**
and when it gets hot, I'll let him go.
**[16:41] Natsumi**
Oh, you're giving this one the same name?
**[16:44] Natsumi**
I'll let you use our old fish tank, then.
**[16:47] Renge**
Wow! Really?
**[16:49] Natsumi**
Sure. Come with me to my house.
**[17:00] Natsumi**
Let's see... I think it was under here...
**[17:05] Natsumi**
Oh, there it is.
**[17:07] Renge**
That's a huge tank.
**[17:09] Natsumi**
Hey, I know. Why don't we use
a different kind of filter
**[17:13] Natsumi**
to make it a more authentic setup?
**[17:14] Renge**
Filter? Like the thing that
makes bubbles for goldfish?
**[17:18] Natsumi**
Yeah, that.
**[17:22] Natsumi**
I guess we can use some of the
filter media from the pond.
**[17:25] Natsumi**
Ren-chon, wait here a sec.
**[17:32] Renge**
Hop... hop... scotch!
**[17:49] Natsumi**
Ren-chon, I got the filter media.
**[17:52] Natsumi**
Were you watching the koi?
**[17:53] Renge**
Well, Hikarimono Boss was staring
at me with his mouth open.
**[17:59] Renge**
I think Hikarimono Boss wanted
to have a staring contest.
**[18:03] Natsumi**
When did our family's koi get that name?
**[18:09] Natsumi**
We've got the filter media.
**[18:11] Natsumi**
Now we just need a heater
and some dechlorinator,
**[18:13] Natsumi**
and we can finish setting
it up at your house.
**[18:15] Renge**
Yay! I'm getting excited!
**[18:19] Natsumi**
I should've known carrying this tank
all the way here wouldn't be easy...
**[18:24] Natsumi**
Want to set it up on top
of this shoe cupboard?
**[18:26] Renge**
Yeah, that's okay!
**[18:28] Natsumi**
We should get some water
**[18:30] Natsumi**
and a few rocks to put in the tank.
**[18:32] Natsumi**
Do you have a bucket?
**[18:34] Renge**
The bucket's outside!
**[18:36] Natsumi**
Okay, I'll get some water in the bucket.
**[18:38] Natsumi**
Ren-chon, can you find some
rocks to put in the tank?
**[18:42] Natsumi**
They should probably be fairly big ones.
**[18:45] Renge**
Okay!
**[18:48] Renge**
This rock isn't quite what I'm looking for.
**[18:53] Natsumi**
There's the dechlorinator.
**[18:58] Renge**
Not this one, either...
**[19:03] Natsumi**
Okay, everything's ready!
**[19:06] Renge**
We can set up the tank now?
**[19:10] Natsumi**
All right, then!
Now that everything's ready,
**[19:14] Natsumi**
it's time for Ren-chon's long-awaited...
**[19:19] Natsumi**
...fish tank set-up!
**[19:21] Renge**
Roger!
**[19:23] Natsumi**
First, we put in the filter
media I got from the pond...
**[19:27] Natsumi**
Then we put this flat-type
filter on top of it.
**[19:31] Renge**
It's not like the one that
makes bubbles for goldfish?
**[19:34] Natsumi**
This filter has a thin hose on it,
**[19:37] Natsumi**
and the water comes out of that.
**[19:39] Renge**
Oh! Water comes out?
**[19:42] Natsumi**
Once that's in place,
**[19:43] Natsumi**
we lay out the rocks and put the heater in.
**[19:46] Renge**
'Kay!
**[19:48] Natsumi**
Then we put in the bigger rocks,
**[19:51] Natsumi**
and adjust the hose a bit.
**[19:54] Natsumi**
Then we add the water, and...
**[19:56] Natsumi**
The fish tank decoration is done!
**[19:58] Renge**
Wow! It looks like a mountain!
**[20:00] Natsumi**
Okay, lastly, could you
plug this in for me?
**[20:04] Renge**
Roger!
**[20:10] Renge**
It's making a noise!
**[20:12] Natsumi**
That's the pump kicking on.
**[20:14] Natsumi**
Come over here and take a look at the tank.
**[20:17] Renge**
What is it?
**[20:18] Renge**
Wha?! Th-This is...
**[20:21] Renge**
Water's coming out from the mountain!
**[20:23] Natsumi**
Yes! That's this tank's gimmick!
**[20:26] Natsumi**
The filter creates a waterfall!
**[20:30] Renge**
It's the Merlion!
**[20:32] Natsumi**
Huh? It's not the Merlion.
It's a waterfall!
**[20:35] Renge**
Th-That's what it is?
It's amazing as a waterfall, too!
**[20:39] Natsumi**
Actually, I'm amazed you
know what the Merlion is.
**[20:42] Renge**
I saw it on TV yesterday.
**[20:44] Renge**
Anyway, can I put Salt in the tank now?
**[20:47] Natsumi**
Well, it'd actually be better to wait
until there's more water in it...
**[20:52] Natsumi**
But the filter's in, so it'll be fine.
**[20:55] Renge**
Okay!
**[20:56] Renge**
For the finishing touch...
**[20:59] Renge**
I'll add a pinch of salt.
**[21:02] Natsumi**
We're not cooking here!
**[21:05] Renge**
Wow! Look, look!
**[21:07] Renge**
There's a river in the tank!
**[21:10] Renge**
Nattsun, it's so cool!
**[21:12] Natsumi**
I'm just glad you like it.
**[21:14] Kazuho**
What're you two doing?
**[21:16] Kazuho**
Hey, where'd the tank come
from? That looks great.
**[21:19] Renge**
Yeah, Nattsun set it up for me!
**[21:22] Kazuho**
Oh? Natsumi can't study, but she
can do stuff like this? That's impressive.
**[21:27] Natsumi**
You didn't have to say that, Kazu-nee.
**[21:29] Kazuho**
Well, you did go to the trouble
of setting it up for her.
**[21:33] Kazuho**
Why don't you have dinner
here before you go home?
**[21:35] Kazuho**
I'll fix something.
**[21:36] Natsumi**
Really?! I'd love to!
**[21:38] Renge**
Ooh! You're gonna have
dinner with us, Nattsun?
**[21:41] Renge**
Then we can go play until it's ready!
**[21:44] Natsumi**
Okay!
**[21:45] Kazuho**
Great.
**[21:46] Kazuho**
Now that that's settled, I'll let
Yukiko-san know and then start cooking.
**[21:51] Renge**
Nee-nee, what're we having
for dinner tonight?
**[21:54] Kazuho**
I'm making crab cream croquettes tonight.
***SIGN*** Non Non Biyori
***SIGN*** That's all for today
**[23:31] Renge**
Akane-chin, you seem happier
than you were yesterday.
**[23:34] Renge**
Did something good happen?
**[23:36] Komari**
That sounded like a tea kettle!
**[23:39] Akane**
Thank you for everything
you've done for me!
**[23:41] Akane**
Good luck on your exams!
**[23:43] Konomi**
Akane-chan, just do what
you've always done.
***SIGN*** Next Time
Episode 8
***SIGN*** My Senpai Had
Entrance Exams Coming Up
***SIGN*** Photo: Hoheshi
***SIGN*** Please Watch Again
***SIGN*** Nonstop
# E8 - My Senpai Had Entrance Exams Coming Up
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**[00:04] Akane**
What? You're leaving the club, Senpai?
**[00:07] Girl**
Yeah. I have entrance exams coming up,
**[00:10] Girl**
and I can't study when I'm
busy with club stuff.
**[00:13] Akane**
Oh... Th-That's true.
**[00:15] Akane**
It was great to be in the club with you!
**[00:17] Akane**
Good luck on your exams!
**[00:19] Girl**
Thanks!
**[00:23] Girl**
Akane!
**[00:25] Girl**
I returned the club room key.
Wanna head home together?
**[00:28] Akane**
Yeah, sure.
**[00:30] Akane**
Wait, don't you take the bus?
I take the train.
**[00:34] Girl**
Yeah, so we can just walk to the bus stop.
**[00:39] Akane**
The song we did today was kinda hard, huh?
**[00:42] Girl**
Yeah, really hard.
**[00:47] Akane**
*Entrance exams...*
**[00:49] Akane**
*With Konomi-senpai acting as my go-between,*
**[00:52] Akane**
*I made some friends in the club,*
**[00:54] Akane**
* and my flute playing*
* improved a little, but...*
**[01:00] Girl**
See ya!
**[01:01] Akane**
See ya.
**[01:04] Akane**
I wonder if Konomi-senpai's
going to quit, too...
***SIGN*** Nonstop
***SIGN*** Episode 8
***SIGN*** My Senpai Had Entrance Exams Coming Up
**[02:51] Konomi**
Hey, it's Akane-chan!
**[02:54] Konomi**
Over here! Akane-chan!
**[02:57] Akane**
Konomi-senpai? What are you doing out here?
***SIGN*** Goldfish Scooping
**[03:01] Akane**
Oh, there's a festival...
**[03:02] Konomi**
Yep, a festival.
**[03:04] Akane**
I thought you left kind of abruptly
after our club practice.
**[03:08] Akane**
Was it to come here?
**[03:11] Konomi**
Well, actually, I'm on my way
over to Nacchan's house,
**[03:15] Konomi**
but I thought I should pick
up a little gift here first.
**[03:18] Akane**
Oh...
**[03:19] Konomi**
Hey, since you're here, let's walk
around the festival together.
**[03:23] Akane**
Huh? Sure, that's fine,
**[03:25] Akane**
but what are you going to buy as a gift?
**[03:27] Konomi**
Hmm, I'm not sure...
**[03:32] Konomi**
Maybe I'll get her a mask.
**[03:34] Konomi**
Although these look more suited
for Renge-chan than Nacchan...
**[03:38] Akane**
For Renge-chan?
**[03:39] Konomi**
I bet she'd love this robot-looking one.
**[03:42] Akane**
So that's the sort of thing
that Renge-chan likes...
**[03:45] Konomi**
Excuse me! I'd like this mask, please.
**[03:48] Lady**
Sure.
**[03:50] Konomi**
Oh, and give me one that'll look
good on my friend here, too.
**[03:53] Akane**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** Ekimae-sando
**[03:59] Akane**
Does it... look good on me?
**[04:04] Konomi**
I'm... sorry about this.
**[04:06] Akane**
Why are you apologizing?
**[04:08] Konomi**
I thought it'd be a good way to thank
you for going gift-shopping with me...
**[04:13] Akane**
Ah...
***SIGN*** Candied Apples
**[04:15] Konomi**
That just leaves gifts for
Nacchan and her sister.
***SIGN*** Yakitori
**[04:18] Konomi**
We could get food, but it would smell,
and since we're taking the train...
***SIGN*** Yakisoba
**[04:21] Akane**
Oh, that's a good point.
**[04:25] Konomi**
Is there anything we could win
from a lottery or something?
**[04:29] Akane**
What about that candy-cutting
booth over there?
***SIGN*** Candy-Cutting
**[04:32] Konomi**
Oh, good idea!
**[04:34] Konomi**
I did these all the time as a
kid, so I'm really good at it.
**[04:38] Konomi**
Wanna do one, too?
**[04:39] Akane**
Okay, just a quick one, then.
**[04:43] Konomi**
You just carve it out like this...
**[05:03] Akane**
*Should I ask her about the club?*
**[05:06] Akane**
*I don't know how to approach it, though...*
**[05:12] Konomi**
Akane-chan, yours broke so fast.
**[05:15] Akane**
I was thinking about something else...
**[05:17] Konomi**
Okay, then, you can just sit there
and watch my carving skills.
**[05:23] Konomi**
If you take it nice and slow, like this...
**[05:39] Konomi**
Gosh, that sure was embarrassing.
**[05:43] Konomi**
Don't tell the gang back
at the village, okay?
**[05:46] Akane**
I don't think it's really
that embarrassing...
**[05:51] Konomi**
Okay, then, let's try
the shooting game next.
**[05:53] Akane**
I've never done a shooting game before...
**[05:59] Konomi**
Actually, I haven't, either.
**[06:03] Konomi**
But this kind of thing is
all about beginner's luck.
***SIGN*** Fukuwarai
**[06:13] Akane**
Oh, you hit it!
**[06:14] Konomi**
Wow! Beginner's luck really did kick in!
**[06:17] Akane**
Okay, maybe I'll get it, too.
**[06:25] Konomi**
You nailed it, too, Akane-chan!
**[06:27] Akane**
Konomi-senpai, let's try it
one more time! One more!
**[06:31] Konomi**
All right! I'm not gonna lose!
**[06:36] Konomi**
Aw, I missed.
**[06:38] Akane**
I missed mine, too.
**[06:41] Akane**
Those first shots were
the only ones we landed.
**[06:44] Konomi**
Well, that's how it goes.
**[06:52] Konomi**
I ended up just enjoying
this festival myself.
**[06:55] Konomi**
We got quite a few gifts, too.
**[06:58] Akane**
Yeah.
**[07:00] Konomi**
You probably need to be
heading home now, huh?
**[07:03] Akane**
Oh... Yeah.
**[07:15] Akane**
Um, Konomi-senpai!
**[07:18] Konomi**
What is it, Akane-chan?
**[07:24] Akane**
Um, so...
**[07:26] Akane**
You have entrance exams soon, don't you?
**[07:29] Konomi**
Yeah... I guess I do.
**[07:38] Akane**
When I first joined the club,
I didn't have any friends there.
**[07:43] Akane**
I wasn't sure if I'd be able to stick with it.
**[07:48] Akane**
But thanks to you,
**[07:51] Akane**
I made friends with Renge-chan
and some girls in the club...
**[07:55] Akane**
And I enjoy the flute so
much more than before.
**[07:59] Akane**
So...
**[08:01] Akane**
Thank you for everything
you've done for me!
**[08:04] Akane**
Good luck on your exams!
**[08:08] Konomi**
Akane-chan...
**[08:11] Konomi**
I already got into a local
university on a recommendation,
**[08:15] Konomi**
so I'm staying in the club until graduation.
**[08:17] Akane**
Huh?
**[08:22] Konomi**
Oh, could you say that
one thing again, though?
**[08:25] Konomi**
That made me happy.
**[08:26] Akane**
Never!
**[08:28] Konomi**
Oh, hey, want to go to Nacchan's with me?
**[08:31] Akane**
N-N-No, thank you!
***SIGN*** Non Non Biyori
***SIGN*** Nonstop
***SIGN*** Fukuwarai
***SIGN*** Jagaruko
Salad flavor
**[08:53] Komari**
Which should I go for?
**[08:56] Natsumi**
Whoa, that was good! One shot!
**[08:59] Konomi**
Thanks for the bath. It felt great.
**[09:02] Komari**
You're staying over tonight, right?
**[09:04] Konomi**
Yeah, your mom told me I should.
**[09:07] Komari**
Where do you want to sleep?
I gotta get a futon.
**[09:10] Natsumi**
Let's all three sleep in my room!
**[09:12] Natsumi**
That'll be more fun!
**[09:14] Konomi**
Okay, let's do that, then.
**[09:17] Komari**
There, the futon's ready.
**[09:20] Komari**
The one in the middle is yours, Konomi-chan.
**[09:23] Komari**
Well, let's turn off the light and go to—
**[09:30] Natsumi**
It's too early to go to bed, Nee-chan!
**[09:33] Natsumi**
We gotta have a pillow fight first!
**[09:34] Komari**
Ow! I wondered why you
threw that out of nowhere!
**[09:38] Komari**
We're not playing a silly
kids' game like that!
**[09:41] Komari**
Stupid Natsumi!
**[09:44] Natsumi**
So she said as she threw
a pillow right back!
**[09:47] Natsumi**
All right! I'm gonna show
you how I throw pillows!
**[09:51] Natsumi**
Natsumi-chan Dynamite Pillow Attack!
**[09:55] Natsumi**
Ow!
**[09:57] Natsumi**
I hit my hand on the sliding
screen! That hurt!
**[10:00] Natsumi**
Boy, that was a mistake...
**[10:06] Natsumi**
Why are you both staring like that?
**[10:09] Natsumi**
You look like I broke the
screen or... something...
**[10:18] Natsumi**
It was not my fault.
**[10:22] Natsumi**
Please understand this.
**[10:24] Konomi**
Uh, we were watching.
**[10:25] Komari**
You pretty much ordered us to.
**[10:28] Natsumi**
C-Crap, crap, crap!
I put a hole in the screen!
**[10:32] Natsumi**
Wh-What do I do?
**[10:34] Natsumi**
If Mom finds out, I'm in serious trouble.
**[10:37] Natsumi**
Nee-chan... Nee-chan, take my place.
**[10:40] Komari**
Take your place?!
I had nothing to do with it!
**[10:43] Konomi**
Nacchan, let's just go to sleep now.
**[10:46] Konomi**
We should be well-rested for
getting in trouble tomorrow.
**[10:49] Natsumi**
You can't abandon me, too, Konomi-chan!
**[10:52] Konomi**
Abandon you? What can I
even do about it, though?
**[10:56] Natsumi**
I just need to find a way to buy time...
**[11:00] Natsumi**
That's it!
**[11:01] Natsumi**
I'll cover the hole with this.
**[11:04] Natsumi**
There! That should...
***SIGN*** Fukuwarai
**[11:08] Natsumi**
It's the Fukuwarai!
**[11:10] Natsumi**
W-Will this work? Will she
believe it's a poster?
**[11:13] Konomi**
I don't think so. It's clearly not a poster.
**[11:16] Natsumi**
Okay, well, fortune comes
to those who smile!
**[11:19] Komari**
Hey, if you're gonna put the
face on, pay attention!
**[11:22] Komari**
The cat looks ridiculous!
**[11:24] Natsumi**
Well, anyway, I covered the hole.
**[11:26] Natsumi**
Now... I'll put something against the
door so Mom can't suddenly come in!
**[11:31] Natsumi**
It should be around here...
**[11:33] Natsumi**
Found it! The thing for the morning glories!
**[11:35] Natsumi**
I'll just block the door with this.
**[11:38] Natsumi**
There. All set.
**[11:40] Konomi**
Won't that just make her suspicious?
**[11:43] Natsumi**
If it does, we'll fix everything with some
inspiring words of youth or adolescence!
**[11:47] Natsumi**
Well, all the emergency
measures are in place now.
**[11:50] Natsumi**
Konomi-chan, what should I do next?
**[11:53] Konomi**
What do you mean?
Shouldn't you just apologize?
**[11:59] Komari**
Wait, what? What is it?
**[12:01] Natsumi**
The sound of the floor
creaking in the distance...
**[12:04] Natsumi**
There's no question!
Mom is heading toward this room!
**[12:07] Komori**
I don't know how you can hear that...
**[12:09] Natsumi**
Th-This is bad!
I don't even have a plan yet!
**[12:13] Natsumi**
* N-No, it'll be fine! I covered*
* the hole with the Fukuwarai,*
**[12:16] Natsumi**
*and I blocked the door to the room.*
**[12:18] Natsumi**
*Yes, the defensive measures are in place.*
**[12:20] Yukiko**
Hey, you girls!
**[12:22] Natsumi**
* Whatever happens, I can't let*
* Mom in the room right now!*
**[12:26] Natsumi**
*I'm trusting you, morning glory thing!*
**[12:29] Yukiko**
Hey! You're making too
much noise late at night!
**[12:32] Natsumi**
* I'll never trust you again,*
* morning glory thing.*
**[12:35] Natsumi**
Ah, greetings, Mother!
**[12:37] Natsumi**
We were just about to go to sleep!
**[12:40] Yukiko**
Yeah, right. If I hadn't come in,
you would've been up all night.
**[12:43] Natsumi**
No! That is most certainly not the case!
**[12:46] Natsumi**
We are currently racked with sleepiness!
**[12:48] Yukiko**
Why do I get the feeling
you're acting weird?
**[12:50] Natsumi**
Wh-What's this?! You wound me!
**[12:52] Natsumi**
This is how I always act!
**[12:55] Yukiko**
You didn't do something bad again, did you?
**[12:59] Yukiko**
Why in the world did you
put up a Fukuwarai there?
**[13:02] Natsumi**
Oh, um, no reason at all, really!
**[13:06] Yukiko**
Wait, Natsumi... Did you think you
were the one who broke the screen?
**[13:10] Natsumi**
Huh?
**[13:15] Yukiko**
That happened earlier today
**[13:17] Yukiko**
when I was cleaning your room
and bumped it with my elbow.
**[13:22] Yukiko**
A hole of that size is easy enough
to fix, so I just left it alone.
**[13:27] Yukiko**
Sorry I didn't tell you.
**[13:29] Komari**
Come to think of it, we watched
Natsumi throw the pillow...
**[13:33] Konomi**
But we didn't see whether the hole
was there before that or not.
**[13:38] Natsumi**
You mean... I didn't
break the screen at all?
**[13:42] Konomi**
Looks that way.
**[13:47] Natsumi**
All right!
**[13:49] Natsumi**
Natsumi-chan wins the case!
**[13:51] Natsumi**
See, Nee-chan?
I told you it wasn't my fault!
**[13:55] Natsumi**
I never lie, you know!
**[13:58] Komari**
No, you totally said that to
avoid getting in trouble.
**[14:02] Natsumi**
Whew, I'm saved!
**[14:04] Natsumi**
I wasn't sure what was gonna happen!
**[14:06] Natsumi**
Well, now that my innocence has been proven,
**[14:09] Natsumi**
I don't need this Fukuwarai anymore!
**[14:30] Natsumi**
Fortune doesn't come to those who smile?
***SIGN*** Nonstop
***SIGN*** Nonstop
**[14:50] Konomi**
All right, let's take a little break.
**[14:53] Akane**
Okay.
**[14:54] Konomi**
Did you bring a change
of clothes, Akane-chan?
**[14:56] Akane**
I sure did.
**[14:58] Renge**
Are you staying overnight, Akane-chin?
**[15:01] Akane**
Yeah. Like a training camp.
**[15:04] Renge**
Oh, that sounds cool!
**[15:06] Renge**
Konomi-chan, you spent the night at
Nattsun's for moon-viewing day, didn't you?
**[15:11] Konomi**
That's right.
**[15:13] Konomi**
We had fun, so I invited
Akane-chan to stay this time.
**[15:16] Renge**
I see.
**[15:18] Konomi**
Wait here a sec. I'll get us some drinks.
**[15:21] Akane**
Th-Thank you.
**[15:30] Renge**
What's wrong, Akane-chin?
**[15:32] Akane**
Huh? Wh-What do you mean?
**[15:34] Renge**
You were staring into space.
**[15:37] Akane**
Uh... Oh, just...
**[15:41] Akane**
Senpai's about to graduate,
**[15:44] Akane**
so I was wondering how long
I'd be able to visit here.
**[15:54] Komari**
Hi, Konomi-chan!
**[15:56] Natsumi**
Is Ren-chon here?
**[15:57] Hotaru**
We heard Ren-chan was at your house.
**[16:01] Konomi**
Wow, you're all together.
**[16:03] Konomi**
Renge-chan, Akane-chan, and I were
just doing a little flute practice.
**[16:08] Konomi**
Hey, I know!
**[16:09] Akane**
What?! Perform in front
of everyone by myself?!
**[16:13] Konomi**
I thought it'd be a great opportunity,
since they're all here.
**[16:16] Akane**
Wha... uh...
**[16:18] Komari**
I wanna hear your flute!
**[16:20] Akane**
B-But you're right.
**[16:22] Akane**
All this practicing was so I
could play in front of people.
**[16:27] Akane**
All right! I'll do it!
**[16:50] Komari**
That sounded like a tea kettle!
**[16:53] Konomi**
Wh-What's wrong, Akane-chan? Are you okay?
**[16:56] Akane**
Y-Yeah... Between my nerves and the
heat, my head just went fuzzy...
**[17:00] Komari**
Um... We can save this for another time.
**[17:04] Akane**
N-N-No! I'm gonna do it, Komari-chan!
**[17:08] Konomi**
Hey, I know. Since it's warm today,
why not perform outside?
**[17:12] Konomi**
You should be able to relax
a little more that way.
**[17:15] Akane**
Y-You're right! Let's do that!
**[17:39] Konomi**
How about right around here?
**[17:41] Akane**
O-Okay!
**[18:00] Konomi**
Akane-chan, just do what
you've always done.
**[19:58] Konomi**
You did great today.
**[19:59] Konomi**
What time are you leaving tomorrow?
**[20:02] Akane**
Oh, I was thinking of
leaving in the evening.
**[20:04] Konomi**
Okay. So we can practice
a bit more tomorrow.
**[20:08] Konomi**
I'm gonna turn off the light.
**[20:10] Akane**
Okay.
**[20:25] Konomi**
Akane-chan, you awake?
**[20:31] Akane**
What is it?
**[20:33] Konomi**
I'm going to keep playing
the flute in college,
**[20:37] Konomi**
so let's keep practicing together.
**[20:48] Akane**
Okay!
**[20:49] Konomi**
You scared me!
**[20:51] Konomi**
Not so loud. It's nighttime, you know.
**[20:53] Akane**
S-Sorry...
**[20:55] Konomi**
Sorry for talking when you
were about to fall asleep.
**[20:58] Akane**
N-No, it's all right!
**[21:01] Konomi**
Well, we have practice tomorrow,
so we should sleep.
**[21:04] Akane**
R-Right!
**[21:06] Konomi**
Okay, goodnight.
**[21:08] Akane**
Goodnight.
**[21:13] Renge**
Konomi-chan, I came to practice with you.
**[21:16] Konomi**
Oh, Renge-chan. Come on in.
**[21:20] Konomi**
Since Renge-chan's here,
I'm going to get some drinks.
**[21:23] Akane**
Okay.
**[21:32] Renge**
Akane-chin, you seem happier
than you were yesterday.
**[21:35] Renge**
Did something good happen?
**[21:42] Akane**
Yeah, just a little.
**[21:45] Akane**
Anyway, which song should we practice today?
**[21:48] Renge**
Well, I wanted to do the one from—
**[21:51] Konomi**
Renge-chan, I brought some juice.
**[21:53] Renge**
Ooh! Juice!
***SIGN*** Non Non Biyori
***SIGN*** That's all for today
**[23:30] Komari**
E-Eek!
**[23:32] Komari**
A weasel got into the house!
**[23:34] Natsumi**
I just wore long johns on my head!
**[23:36] Hotaru**
I made a sweater for you, Senpai!
**[23:39] Yukiko**
Oh, so Komari's cooking?
**[23:40] Natsumi**
You forgot to season it,
and it just tasted burnt!
**[23:43] Natsumi**
It was flavorless burn-tin!
**[23:44] Komari**
All right! I'll put in a ton of sugar!
***SIGN*** Next Time
Episode 9
***SIGN*** We Made Tasty Food
***SIGN*** Photo: Zukki
***SIGN*** Please Watch Again
***SIGN*** Nonstop
# E9 - We Made Tasty Food
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**[00:12] Natsumi**
Nee-chan.
**[00:15] Komari**
What?
**[00:15] Natsumi**
I guess we're going to the
department store. Wanna come?
**[00:20] Komari**
I'll pass.
**[00:22] Natsumi**
Are you sure?
**[00:24] Natsumi**
Can you stay home all by your widdle self?
**[00:27] Komari**
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
**[00:30] Natsumi**
You might get attacked
by ghosts or something.
**[00:32] Komari**
Okay, listen!
**[00:33] Komari**
"Ghosts" are just silly
explanations people give for fun
**[00:36] Komari**
when a lot of coincidences happen at once!
**[00:39] Komari**
Why would I be afraid of
something that's made up?
**[00:42] Komari**
I'm not a child!
**[00:44] Komari**
In fact, I'm your *older* sister!
**[00:47] Komari**
Don't treat me like I'm stupid!
**[00:49] Natsumi**
I didn't expect you to
take it that seriously.
**[00:52] Natsumi**
Well, watch out for ghosts, then.
**[00:54] Komari**
It's still daytime! There won't be any!
**[00:57] Natsumi**
But zashiki warashi come out
during the day, don't they?
**[01:01] Natsumi**
Well, see ya later.
**[01:06] Komari**
Sheesh...
***SIGN*** Nonstop
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** We Made Tasty Food
**[02:54] Komari**
I'm hungry.
**[03:00] Komari**
I swear, that Natsumi...
**[03:03] Komari**
She treats me like a little kid.
**[03:05] Komari**
There's not gonna be any gho—
**[03:15] Komari**
You can't fool me!
**[03:17] Komari**
Ghosts don't come out during
the day. That's nonsense.
**[03:26] Komari**
E-Eek!
**[03:29] Komari**
A weasel got into the house!
**[03:32] Konomi**
Crazy that we ran into each other
on the street like this, huh?
**[03:36] Konomi**
Were you two out playing?
**[03:38] Hotaru**
Well, we were thinking of
inviting you guys to join us.
**[03:41] Konomi**
Oh, then why don't I call the
others and see if they can come?
**[03:45] Hotaru**
I'd appreciate that.
**[03:47] Komari**
I can't believe it got away...
**[03:50] Komari**
I should've closed the kitchen door.
**[03:54] Komari**
Where'd it go?
**[03:57] Komari**
J-Just the phone...
**[04:00] Komari**
Jeez, don't scare me like that.
**[04:04] Komari**
Hello?
**[04:06] Konomi**
Aw, I lost my signal.
**[04:09] Konomi**
I guess it'll be hard to
call them from the road.
**[04:11] Hotaru**
My house is close. We can
call them from there.
**[04:15] Renge**
Yeah, let's go.
**[04:17] Komari**
A silent call?
**[04:20] Komari**
Who would do that?
**[04:22] Komari**
But... I can't be bothered
with that right now.
**[04:27] Komari**
I didn't think...
**[04:28] Komari**
you'd show yourself to me like this!
**[04:32] Komari**
Stay there, stay there...
**[04:35] Komari**
Don't move...
**[04:41] Hotaru**
I'll go get us something to drink.
**[04:44] Konomi**
Okay.
**[04:45] Konomi**
I'll call Komari-chan.
**[04:48] Renge**
Hey, hey, Konomi-nee, are you
watching that one thing?
**[04:52] Konomi**
What thing?
**[04:53] Renge**
The TV show with lots of dogs.
**[04:56] Renge**
It had puppies, too. It was really cute!
**[05:00] Konomi**
Oh, that?
**[05:02] Komari**
Wh-Why is this weasel
standing perfectly still?
**[05:06] Komari**
Don't you know the first one
to move loses? So just move!
**[05:12] Komari**
Th-The phone again?
**[05:15] Komari**
That prank call earlier,
and now this? Who *is* it?
**[05:17] Komari**
I'm coming...
**[05:20] Komari**
Hello?
**[05:21] Konomi**
*I'm watching.*
**[05:24] Komari**
W-Wait... Was that silent call earlier...
**[05:28] Komari**
one of the daytime ghosts
Natsumi was talking about?
**[05:31] Komari**
And there's a weasel watching me,
just like this call said...
**[05:44] Komari**
I get it now!
**[05:45] Komari**
You're some kind of ghost weasel
that sends messages via phone?!
**[05:49] Komari**
No! This is just a bunch
of coincidences at once!
**[05:52] Komari**
There's no such thing as ghosts!
**[05:54] Komari**
Natsumi would laugh at me for this!
**[05:57] Komari**
I'm gonna catch you, no matter what!
**[06:06] Komari**
Ow...
**[06:29] Natsumi**
I see.
**[06:30] Natsumi**
So after all those things happened,
you decided to hide here.
**[06:36] Natsumi**
I get it now.
**[06:38] Natsumi**
This is how zashiki warashi stories happen.
**[06:41] Komari**
I'm not a warashi!
***SIGN*** Non Non Biyori
**[07:12] Natsumi**
Why are you making that face while knitting?
**[07:14] Komari**
Huh? Was I making a weird face?
**[07:17] Natsumi**
*Super* weird.
**[07:19] Natsumi**
What's wrong? Did something happen?
**[07:21] Komari**
Well...
**[07:23] Komari**
Hotaru and I agreed we'd knit
a present for each other...
**[07:29] Komari**
But we're supposed to exchange them
today, and I can't get anything done.
**[07:33] Komari**
Do something, Natsumi!
**[07:35] Komari**
I helped you with your homework last time!
**[07:38] Natsumi**
Uh, I don't know what you
want me to do about it...
**[07:43] Natsumi**
You've got a whole pile of
knitted things on the floor.
**[07:46] Natsumi**
What about them?
**[07:47] Komari**
They're... the ones I
did manage to finish...
**[07:50] Natsumi**
Hey, you did get something made, then.
**[07:53] Natsumi**
What's this?
**[07:54] Komari**
Uh, it's a sweater...
**[07:57] Natsumi**
Yeah? Can I try it on?
**[07:59] Komari**
S-Sure.
**[08:07] Natsumi**
Huh?
**[08:09] Natsumi**
There's no hole to put my head through.
**[08:13] Komari**
Yeah. I forgot to make one.
**[08:17] Natsumi**
Come on!
**[08:18] Natsumi**
This isn't a sweater! It's long johns!
**[08:20] Natsumi**
I just wore long johns on my head!
**[08:23] Komari**
It's not long johns! It's a sweater!
**[08:26] Komari**
I was trying to make a sweater!
**[08:28] Komari**
If Hotaru sees this, my dignity as
her senpai will be shattered...
**[08:33] Natsumi**
Huh? Uh, I don't think you
had that to begin with...
**[08:38] Hotaru**
Senpai!
**[08:43] Hotaru**
I'm here.
**[08:45] Komari**
Oh... G-Good morning.
**[08:47] Komari**
Uh, so... about the knitting...
**[08:50] Hotrau**
Yeah!
**[08:52] Hotaru**
I made a sweater for you, Senpai!
**[08:55] Hotaru**
Oh, and that's not all I made!
**[08:57] Hotaru**
I made a knit hat and some mittens, too!
**[09:01] Komari**
W-Wow, you made so much...
**[09:03] Komari**
I'm... so happy. Thank you, Hotaru.
**[09:07] Hotaru**
Really?!
**[09:08] Hotaru**
I'm so glad you like them!
**[09:13] Komari**
Natsumi, help!
**[09:16] Natsumi**
Huh?
**[09:18] Natsumi**
Uh... You sure are good
at knitting, Hotarun.
**[09:23] Natsumi**
But you know what?
My sister's right up there, too!
**[09:27] Natsumi**
She made all kinds of things for you!
**[09:30] Hotaru**
What? Really?
**[09:32] Natsumi**
But of course!
**[09:33] Natsumi**
Like this!
**[09:35] Natsumi**
What do you think it is?
It looks like a sweater, right?
**[09:39] Komari**
* W-Wait... She's not gonna say*
* it's long johns, is she?!*
**[09:41] Natsumi**
It's actually... fluffy leggings
that'll keep you warm even in winter!
**[09:46] Hotaru**
L-Leggings? Those seem like
they'd be hard to make...
**[09:50] Natsumi**
Yes! Since they're made of yarn,
they're the perfect leg warmers!
**[09:55] Hotaru**
Oh, wow!
**[09:57] Hotaru**
Senpai, are you sure I can have these?
**[10:00] Komari**
Huh? Uh, yeah... If you
want them, they're yours.
**[10:14] Natsumi**
And that's not all!
**[10:17] Natsumi**
Nee-chan's got lots of other
things here for you, too!
**[10:20] Natsumi**
The next item to jump out of
this pile of knitting is...
**[10:23] Natsumi**
This!
**[10:30] Natsumi**
*Uh... What is this?*
**[10:32] Hotaru**
Um... What is...
**[10:35] Natsumi**
Er... It's, um... a ball...
**[10:39] Natsumi**
No, actually, it's...
**[10:45] Natsumi**
The top part of Tsutenkaku.
**[10:54] Natsumi**
I'm kidding! It's a ball!
**[10:56] Natsumi**
You have a dog, right?
**[10:59] Natsumi**
It's a ball meant to be a dog toy!
**[11:01] Natsumi**
But you don't want it to
get stuck in his throat,
**[11:03] Natsumi**
so just use it as a decoration
that *looks* like a dog toy!
**[11:07] Hotaru**
Uh... so... the Tsutenkaku thing...
**[11:10] Natsumi**
That was just a joke!
**[11:12] Natsumi**
It doesn't look anything like
the top of Tsutenkaku, right?
**[11:15] Natsumi**
If you take a joke like that seriously,
**[11:17] Natsumi**
my pain will mount as high
as Tsutenkaku itself!
**[11:20] Hotaru**
Uh-huh...
**[11:21] Natsumi**
So... uh...
**[11:27] Natsumi**
We've still got more knitted goods!
**[11:30] Komari**
Huh?!
**[11:30] Natsumi**
The last thing I have to show you is...
**[11:32] Natsumi**
* Gimme something to bounce*
* back from that last one!*
**[11:37] Natsumi**
This!
**[11:42] Natsumi**
*Yep. We're done.*
**[11:45] Hotaru**
Uh... What is it?
**[11:48] Natsumi**
Um, it's...
**[11:50] Natsumi**
A scarf! Yeah! It's a scarf!
**[11:53] Natsumi**
A cutting-edge scarf with a bunch of tube
bits that let in air for insulation!
**[11:59] Natsumi**
Um... ah...
**[12:03] Komari**
Hotaru!
**[12:05] Komari**
The thing is...
**[12:08] Komari**
I really tried to knit some things,
**[12:11] Komari**
but none of them came out right.
**[12:13] Komari**
The thing she called "leggings" was supposed
to be a sweater, but I messed it up.
**[12:20] Komari**
So, Hotaru... I'm sorry I didn't tell you!
**[12:28] Hotaru**
But... you did make all these
by yourself, didn't you?
**[12:34] Hotaru**
Just knitting one thing
takes such a long time.
**[12:39] Hotaru**
I'm really happy just knowing
you made all these for me!
**[12:44] Hotaru**
Thank you, Senpai!
**[12:49] Komari**
H-Hotaru!
**[12:50] Hotaru**
Okay, next time you knit something,
let's do it together.
**[12:54] Hotaru**
I can show you what to do if
it's something I know about.
**[12:57] Komari**
O-Okay!
**[13:00] Komari**
Sorry for asking you to do
all that, too, Natsumi.
**[13:03] Natsumi**
Nah. Of course I'm gonna help out
my big sister when she needs it.
**[13:08] Natsumi**
It's fine.
**[13:10] Natsumi**
Now, about those long johns!
**[13:13] Hotaru**
Huh? Long johns?
***SIGN*** Nonstop
**[13:36] Komari**
So...
**[13:38] Komari**
I was thinking of making our dinner tonight.
**[13:50] Natsumi**
What?! So we don't get any dinner tonight?!
**[13:53] Komari**
Why are you already ruling out eating it?!
**[13:56] Natsumi**
Well, I mean,
**[13:58] Natsumi**
you just tried to make gratin
not long ago and destroyed it!
**[14:01] Natsumi**
You forgot to season it,
and it just tasted burnt!
**[14:03] Natsumi**
It was flavorless burn-tin!
**[14:05] Natsumi**
Have you forgotten that?!
**[14:06] Komari**
N-No, I remember it, but...
**[14:10] Komari**
I just forgot to add some
seasoning, that's all.
**[14:13] Komari**
And I thought the charred parts
would make it more savory...
**[14:18] Natsumi**
Carbonized and savory aren't the same!
**[14:20] Natsumi**
O-Okay, then, you can just
have Nii-chan help you.
**[14:24] Natsumi**
Then it should be safe.
**[14:25] Komari**
No! When he helps, he just
does everything by himself!
**[14:30] Komari**
It's no fun that way!
**[14:31] Natsumi**
Don't destroy an entire meal
of Natsumi-chan's for fun!
**[14:35] Yukiko**
What's all the yelling about, you two?
**[14:38] Natsumi**
Nee-chan is trying to poison us all!
**[14:41] Natsumi**
Please help!
**[14:42] Yukiko**
Oh, so Komari's cooking?
**[14:45] Yukiko**
Sounds good to me.
**[14:46] Natsumi**
What?!
**[14:48] Natsumi**
Your own daughter is trying to
poison your other daughter!
**[14:51] Natsumi**
Even a growing girl can't handle poison!
**[14:53] Komari**
Oh, and Mom, don't try to help me, okay?
**[14:57] Komari**
I wanna do it myself.
**[14:59] Yukiko**
Fine, fine. I won't help you.
**[15:01] Yukiko**
Anyway, Natsumi, could you pass
this bulletin on to the neighbors?
**[15:05] Natsumi**
Uh... I have homework, though...
**[15:09] Yukiko**
You decide to show an interest
in your homework *now*?
**[15:14] Yukiko**
All right, fine. Nii-chan, would you?
**[15:18] Yukiko**
Okay, I'm going to do the laundry.
**[15:20] Natsumi**
Her whole family's dinner is in danger,
and she shirks all responsibility...
**[15:24] Natsumi**
And she calls herself a mother?
**[15:27] Komari**
Look, you're belittling me
way too much, even for you.
**[15:31] Natsumi**
Huh? I thought I was actually holding back.
**[15:35] Komari**
No, you were belittling me a lot!
**[15:39] Komari**
Okay, then! If that's what
you think, just watch!
**[15:42] Komari**
I'm gonna make an amazing meal this
time and show you what I can do!
**[15:46] Natsumi**
* Oh, man. Nothing ever goes*
* well after a line like that.*
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**[16:11] Natsumi**
I'm bored. What should I do?
**[16:17] Komari**
Oh, it's pretty late already.
**[16:20] Komari**
I need to start working on dinner.
**[16:24] Komari**
What should I make?
**[16:26] Komari**
Something original that'll
surprise Natsumi...
**[16:31] Komari**
I should start with an appetizer,
like in French cuisine.
**[16:35] Komari**
Some hors d'oeuvres!
**[16:37] Komari**
And I can put a Japanese spin
on it by using gyoza...
**[16:43] Komari**
Those are hard to make, though...
**[16:46] Komari**
Oh, I need to see what
ingredients we have first.
**[16:56] Komari**
Curry it is, then.
**[16:58] Komari**
I-It's not like I'm compromising.
Everyone likes curry.
**[17:03] Komari**
And it comes in lots of different types,
**[17:05] Komari**
so if I just make my idea of
perfect curry, it'll be fine!
**[17:09] Komari**
Okay, I'll start cutting
the vegetables first.
**[17:35] Komari**
Darn it! I hate onions!
They're killing my eyes!
**[17:39] Komari**
I can't even hum anymore!
**[17:42] Komari**
Fine. I'll just put the
onions in and nothing else.
**[17:46] Komari**
That took a lot of effort.
I'm sure they'll understand.
**[17:49] Komari**
Huh?
**[17:51] Komari**
The curry pot's already out.
**[17:54] Komari**
Isn't this yesterday's meat and potato stew?
**[17:57] Komari**
That's it! I can use this!
**[18:00] Komari**
It already has basically
everything that goes in curry!
**[18:03] Komari**
I can just heat it up!
**[18:05] Komari**
This'll work!
**[18:07] Komari**
Wh-What a fantastic idea!
**[18:09] Komari**
Even a pro wouldn't have come up with that!
**[18:12] Komari**
The sweetness of the stew
will make the curry richer!
**[18:15] Komari**
It's a dream collaboration!
**[18:17] Komari**
And to make it even richer, I can add
honey... except we don't have any, so...
**[18:21] Komari**
All right! I'll put in a ton of sugar!
**[18:24] Komari**
I have a feeling this is gonna be amazing!
**[18:27] Komari**
Sugar, sugar... huh? The sugar's gone...
**[18:31] Komari**
That's weird. Where's the sugar?
**[18:34] Natsumi**
Wow, the sugar's attracting a ton of ants.
**[18:38] Komari**
This isn't good.
**[18:40] Komari**
I can't make amazing curry without sugar.
**[18:45] Komari**
What do I do? If there's no sugar...
**[18:48] Komari**
I have to make an amazing meal,
**[18:51] Komari**
or Natsumi will just make fun of me...
**[18:55] Komari**
*Wait a minute.*
**[18:56] Komari**
* Curry filled with sugar?*
* Would that even be good?*
**[19:01] Komari**
*Actually, why did I decide to cook at all?*
**[19:04] Komari**
* I wanted to make something*
* great and show up Natsumi,*
**[19:07] Komari**
*but if it tastes bad, there's no point...*
**[19:12] Komari**
Huh? What's that smell?
**[19:14] Komari**
Oh, no! There's smoke coming from the pot!
**[19:17] Komari**
G-G-G-Gotta do something! Um, um! Fire!
**[19:23] Yukiko**
What on earth are you doing?
**[19:25] Yukiko**
It's only a little scorched.
**[19:27] Yukiko**
All you need to do is turn off the heat.
**[19:29] Yukiko**
This amount of charring is no big deal.
**[19:31] Yukiko**
Just put water in it,
**[19:33] Yukiko**
then add the curry roux, and you're done.
**[19:36] Yukiko**
On low heat.
**[19:38] Yukiko**
Well, I'll be in the living room.
**[19:40] Yukiko**
Call me if you need anything.
**[19:45] Komari**
M-Mom!
**[19:52] Komari**
I want to make really good curry...
so I'd like your help after all.
**[19:58] Yukiko**
Of course.
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**[21:11] Komari**
Here you go! Dinner is served!
**[21:16] Natsumi**
Well, it *looks* like curry...
**[21:20] Komari**
What? Aren't you going to eat?
**[21:22] Natsumi**
I mean, I'll eat it, but...
**[21:29] Natsumi**
I-It's curry!
**[21:31] Natsumi**
Nee-chan made it, but it
actually tastes like curry!
**[21:34] Komari**
It doesn't "taste like" curry. It *is* curry.
**[21:36] Natsumi**
Did you do something to it?
**[21:37] Komari**
Not really.
**[21:38] Komari**
I just made some good curry.
**[21:40] Natsumi**
That doesn't answer my question!
**[21:42] Natsumi**
Also, is there more?!
**[21:44] Komari**
There is, but I haven't had any
yet, so don't eat it all now!
**[21:59] Komari**
Yum!
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**[23:30] Hikage**
Sweet! I got more New Year's
money than I thought!
**[23:34] Hikage**
Now I can live like the Tokyo bourgeoisie!
**[23:36] Kaede**
I do have New Year's money
for you, actually...
**[23:39] Renge**
I just realized something.
**[23:40] Hikage**
Oh, did you now, Renge-dono?
**[23:42] Renge**
Rattle, rattle.
**[23:43] Hikage**
Oh, Director!
**[23:44] Renge**
Time to operate!
**[23:45] Hikage**
It's snowing like crazy!
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**[00:10] Renge**
New Year's is great!
**[00:13] Renge**
The kadomatsu looks so cool!
***SIGN*** Miyauchi
***SIGN*** Happy New Year
I look forward to spending
another year together
January 1
Hotaru
***SIGN*** Happy New Year
Koshigaya Komari
***SIGN*** Happy New Year
Natsumi
***SIGN*** New Year's Greetings
I appreciate everything you have done for me in the past year.
I pray for our continued friendship in the coming year.
Koshigaya
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**[02:09] Hikage**
Nee-chan!
**[02:10] Renge**
I brought New Year's cards for all of you.
**[02:11] Hikage**
Seriously! I need my New
Year's money! Please!
**[02:15] Kazuho**
Hey...
**[02:16] Hikage**
I spent the whole year counting on
getting New Year's money from you,
**[02:19] Hikage**
and I *really* need it now!
**[02:20] Hikage**
I won't get through the winter without it!
**[02:23] Kazuho**
Come on, Renge's watching
you. Stop acting like this.
**[02:27] Hikage**
Renge! Help me beg for New Year's money!
**[02:30] Renge**
Sigh...
**[02:32] Hikage**
Why do you look creeped out?!
It's *New Year's money*!
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**[02:39] Hikage**
Yeah!
**[02:40] Hikage**
Thanks, Nee-chan!
**[02:42] Renge**
Thanks, Nee-nee.
**[02:44] Hikage**
Now I can buy a crêpe on
my way home from school.
**[02:48] Renge**
I'm gonna buy some candy
from the candy store!
**[02:50] Hikage**
The candy store, huh?
**[02:56] Hikage**
Candy Store!
**[02:58] Hikage**
Gimme—
**[03:01] Renge**
Know what? I got my New Year's money,
so I'm here to buy some candy.
**[03:05] Kaede**
Yeah? Good for you.
**[03:09] Hikage**
Hey! I didn't even finish asking
you for New Year's money!
**[03:14] Kaede**
I thought you were gonna say,
"Gimme a faceful of your counter."
**[03:17] Hikage**
Then I'll try again! Gimme New Year's money!
**[03:20] Kaede**
Look, I'm not well off enough to
throw around money like that.
**[03:24] Renge**
Hika-nee, you shouldn't be too demanding.
**[03:27] Renge**
Candy Store has it rough
just running the store.
**[03:31] Renge**
And I want these, please.
**[03:33] Kaede**
You don't want New Year's money, Renge?
**[03:36] Renge**
I got mine from Nee-nee, so I'm good.
***SIGN*** New Year's Allowance
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**[03:40] Kaede**
I see...
***SIGN*** To
Renge
**[03:42] Renge**
I got my candy, so I'll go home now.
**[03:44] Hikage**
Huh?
**[03:47] Renge**
Bye, Candy Store. I'll be back soon.
**[03:50] Kaede**
A-All right.
**[03:55] Renge**
I'm gonna eat my candy at home.
**[03:57] Hikage**
Yeah, sure.
**[03:58] Kaede**
Hey, Renge!
**[04:01] Kaede**
I do have New Year's money
for you, actually...
**[04:18] Hikage**
Uh, then... I'd like mine, too, please.
**[04:24] Hikage**
I got money from Candy Store, too! Sweet!
**[04:27] Renge**
Hika-nee, you shouldn't be too greedy.
**[04:31] Hikage**
Well, I won't demand it so
obviously at the next stop.
**[04:38] Hikage**
Greetings, Aunt Yukiko! Happy New Year!
**[04:44] Yukiko**
Um, Happy New Year.
**[04:46] Yukiko**
You're awfully full of vigor today.
**[04:49] Hikage**
Not at all! This is how I always am!
**[04:52] Yukiko**
Oh... I get it.
**[04:55] Yukiko**
You want New Year's money.
**[04:57] Konomi**
There.
**[04:59] Hikage**
Heya, people. HNY.
**[05:02] Komari**
Oh, Hika-nee. Happy New Year.
**[05:05] Konomi**
Long time no see, Hikage-chan.
**[05:06] Hikage**
'Sup?
**[05:08] Komari**
Hey! You already got New Year's money!
**[05:13] Hikage**
Aunt Yukiko gave it to me.
**[05:15] Renge**
Hika-nee's been real greedy today.
**[05:18] Renge**
She didn't just beg Aunt Yukiko.
**[05:20] Renge**
She begged Nee-nee and Candy Store, too.
**[05:23] Renge**
Konomi-nee, help me set her straight!
**[05:26] Konomi**
Well, it's normal for adults
to give kids New Year's money,
**[05:30] Konomi**
and it would be rude to give it
back once she's received it.
**[05:34] Hikage**
That's right. I guess Renge
wouldn't understand that yet.
**[05:38] Konomi**
Still, Kaede-chan's old enough to
give out New Year's money now, huh?
**[05:42] Konomi**
Maybe I should start giving some, too...
**[05:46] Hikage**
Oh?!
**[05:46] Hikage**
If you have some to give,
I'll happily accept it!
**[05:50] Konomi**
I don't have an envelope for it,
**[05:51] Konomi**
but here, Hikage-chan.
**[05:53] Hikage**
Wow! You're serious?
**[05:55] Hikage**
Sweet! I got more New Year's
money than I thought!
**[05:58] Hikage**
Now I can live like the Tokyo bourgeoisie!
**[06:01] Konomi**
Aw, man. I gave someone New Year's money.
**[06:04] Hikage**
I'm not giving it back now, even if you ask!
**[06:07] Konomi**
Oh, sure, that's fine. I just meant...
**[06:10] Konomi**
I'm just a high school third-year,
not a grown-up,
**[06:13] Konomi**
and I gave you, a first-year,
New Year's money.
**[06:17] Hikage**
Huh?
**[06:18] Konomi**
Which means, as a first-year, you should
give the middle school kids New Year's money.
**[06:26] Hikage**
Actually, I'll just give this back to you.
**[06:29] Konomi**
What? You're returning a gift I gave to you?
**[06:33] Konomi**
Didn't I just say that would be rude?
**[06:37] Konomi**
Go on. You need to give the
others some New Year's money.
**[06:43] Natsumi**
Yay!
**[06:44] Komari**
Thanks for the money!
**[06:46] Hikage**
My Tokyo bourgeoisie lifestyle!
**[06:50] Konomi**
Was that good, Renge-chan?
**[06:51] Renge**
I knew I could count on you, Konomi-nee!
***SIGN*** Non Non Biyori
**[07:01] Renge**
Hika-nee! Let's go play outside!
**[07:04] Hikage**
Huh? Are you crazy? It's cold outside.
**[07:07] Renge**
What are you talking about?
**[07:09] Renge**
Kids are outdoor creatures.
Cold doesn't bother us.
**[07:13] Hikage**
Yeah, but I'm not a kid, and I don't
recall being born outdoors...
**[07:17] Natsumi**
What the heck?
You're shorter than me, though.
**[07:21] Hikage**
And I'm not gonna let you bait me like that.
**[07:24] Renge**
You're almost never home!
**[07:26] Renge**
Stop complaining and play with us!
**[07:29] Natsumi**
Play with us!
**[07:31] Hikage**
Ow! Ow!
**[07:33] Hikage**
Okay, fine! Stop pulling on me!
**[07:37] Hikage**
You guys are hopeless.
**[07:39] Hikage**
At least it's daytime, so it
might still be kinda warm...
**[07:53] Hikage**
It's snowing like crazy!
**[07:55] Natsumi**
C'mon, Hika-nee. You're way too
excited over a little snow.
**[08:00] Hikage**
I'm not excited! I'm the exact opposite!
That's why I shouted!
**[08:05] Hikage**
It's so cold... I can't play
outside in a blizzard like this.
**[08:09] Hikage**
I'm going in.
**[08:10] Renge**
Wait, Hika-nee!
**[08:12] Hikage**
Huh? What now?
**[08:14] Renge**
I think if we move around a lot,
we'll warm right up!
**[08:19] Renge**
Move around with us, Hika-nee!
**[08:22] Natsumi**
Oh, good idea.
What should we do, Ren-chon?
**[08:25] Renge**
Let's see...
**[08:27] Hikage**
Could you not just assume I'm in on this?
**[08:29] Renge**
I know! We'll play Daruma-san Fell Down!
**[08:33] Natsumi**
Okay, Hika-nee, you're up.
**[08:35] Hikage**
Huh?
**[08:36] Hikage**
I'm up for what?
**[08:42] Hikage**
Daruma-san... fell down!
**[08:48] Hikage**
Daruma-san...
**[08:50] Hikage**
Hey! I'm not even moving at all!
**[08:53] Hikage**
We're supposed to be moving
around to warm up,
**[08:56] Hikage**
but I don't even get to move a—
**[08:59] Hikage**
Okay! You guys can move now!
**[09:02] Hikage**
That's game, set, and match on this plan!
**[09:04] Natsumi**
Aw, but I was starting to feel pretty warm.
**[09:08] Hikage**
Well, of course! You guys get to move!
**[09:10] Natsumi**
We weren't moving that much.
**[09:13] Natsumi**
Did you even look at us?
**[09:14] Hikage**
No! If I was, that would
be game, set, and match!
**[09:18] Renge**
I just realized something.
**[09:19] Hikage**
Oh, did you now, Renge-dono?
**[09:22] Renge**
I think giving Hika-nee a chance to make
comebacks will warm her up faster than moving!
**[09:27] Hikage**
Huh?
**[09:28] Renge**
Look, you're short of breath already.
**[09:30] Renge**
That proves your body's warmer.
**[09:32] Natsumi**
I get it!
**[09:34] Natsumi**
So if we looked at her using thermography,
she'd be in the light blue range!
**[09:39] Hikage**
I was all blue to begin with!
**[09:42] Natsumi**
Wow, looking good!
**[09:44] Natsumi**
The light blue is turning to emerald green!
**[09:46] Hikage**
At least give me a nice, healthy yellow!
**[09:49] Renge**
Dark blue.
**[09:50] Hikage**
Don't lower it even more!
**[09:52] Hikage**
Also, what's with your fingers?
Is that supposed to be a thermo reader?
**[09:55] Natsumi**
I'm sorry, ma'am.
We're all out of salmon.
**[09:59] Hikage**
You're a fishmonger now?
**[10:00] Hikage**
I can't even come up with comebacks anymore.
**[10:05] Renge**
Translucent.
**[10:06] Hikage**
Now I'm losing *all* color?!
**[10:08] Hikage**
The thermo's only picking up half of it!
**[10:10] Natsumi**
I see. Translucent.
**[10:13] Hikage**
Wait, what? What are you doing?
**[10:15] Natsumi**
Filling out your record.
Your patient record.
**[10:17] Natsumi**
You seem to have an illness that
makes you turn translucent,
**[10:22] Natsumi**
so you should come to our hospital.
**[10:24] Hikage**
I'm not translucent, okay?!
**[10:25] Hikage**
Also, weren't you just a fishmonger?!
**[10:27] Natsumi**
Now, don't worry about a thing.
**[10:29] Natsumi**
We specialize in translucence.
**[10:31] Natsumi**
We have an attached
convenience store, you see.
**[10:33] Hikage**
Don't describe it like a hospital
attached to a university!
**[10:35] Renge**
Rattle, rattle.
**[10:36] Natsumi**
Oh, Director!
**[10:38] Hikage**
Wait, what? This is still going?
**[10:42] Renge**
Scalpel!
**[10:42] Hikage**
Already?! You guys move fast!
**[10:45] Hikage**
No operation ever starts *that smoothly!*
**[10:48] Hikage**
There are steps leading up to it!
**[10:50] Renge**
That's true, I guess.
**[10:52] Renge**
Okay, I'll take your temperature.
**[10:54] Renge**
This is a thermometer.
**[10:56] Hikage**
Yeah, yeah.
**[10:57] Renge**
Beep, beep! Your temperature is recorded.
**[11:00] Hikage**
You're still moving too fast.
All I did was take it from you.
**[11:03] Natsumi**
What is the patient's temperature, Director?
**[11:07] Renge**
This is...
**[11:11] Renge**
too far away!
**[11:12] Hikage**
Far away?!
**[11:14] Hikage**
What does that even mean?!
**[11:15] Hikage**
That's not something you say
after taking a temperature!
**[11:17] Natsumi**
How far away is it, Director?
**[11:20] Renge**
About as far as the Pacific.
**[11:22] Hikage**
That's not even that far, is it?
**[11:23] Natsumi**
I see. So about the same as a
house on a fifty-year loan.
**[11:28] Hikage**
Whoa, that repayment date
is far off, all right...
**[11:30] Natsumi**
Hmm... Your temperature's far away,
and you're colorless and see-through...
**[11:35] Natsumi**
Hika-nee, you'll have to be admitted.
**[11:37] Hikage**
Not colorless and transparent!
I'm translucent!
**[11:39] Hikage**
Wait, no! I'm not translucent, either!
**[11:41] Natsumi**
Okay, Hika-nee, your room is right here.
**[11:44] Hikage**
You're just being random...
**[11:45] Natsumi**
This is a shared room, by the way.
**[11:49] Natsumi**
From the left, the other patients are...
**[11:50] Natsumi**
Horse Mackerel, Mackerel,
Amberjack, and Young Amberjack.
**[11:53] Hikage**
Those are fish!
**[11:54] Hikage**
All the patients in this room are fish!
**[11:56] Hikage**
You said this was a hospital room,
but is it actually a fish store?
**[12:00] Hikage**
What you said earlier made
it sound that way, too.
**[12:02] Natsumi**
I'm not sure what you're
talking about, ma'am...
**[12:05] Natsumi**
So, Hika-nee, is the bed comfortable?
**[12:08] Hikage**
Oh, I'm already in the bed?
**[12:11] Hikage**
Uh, well, yeah... I guess it's comfortable.
**[12:14] Natsumi**
Isn't it, though?
**[12:16] Natsumi**
We keep the temperature just perfect.
**[12:19] Natsumi**
We use the best filters and
high-quality seawater, too.
**[12:22] Hikage**
It's a fish tank now?!
**[12:23] Renge**
Rattle, rattle.
**[12:24] Natsumi**
Oh, Director!
**[12:26] Renge**
Time to operate!
**[12:27] Hikage**
What? Wait, this is my hospital room...
**[12:31] Renge**
Slice!
**[12:32] Natsumi**
Fantastic filleting of that amberjack, Boss!
**[12:37] Hikage**
Hey!
**[12:38] Hikage**
This really is a fish store!
**[12:40] Hikage**
And those fish aren't patients!
They're goods on display!
**[12:43] Natsumi**
H-How can you say that?!
**[12:46] Natsumi**
Calling our patients "goods"
is making a mockery of us!
**[12:50] Natsumi**
Never say that again!
**[12:52] Hikage**
What, so you just filleted
a patient? Are you nuts?!
**[12:55] Hikage**
And Hika-nee, how long are you
gonna stay in that tank?!
**[12:59] Hikage**
Get out of there already!
**[13:00] Hikage**
You put me in here!
**[13:02] Hikage**
Ugh! You can't even decide whether
this is a hospital or a fish store!
**[13:06] Hikage**
Make up your mind!
**[13:08] Natsumi**
Hospital? Fish store?
**[13:12] Natsumi**
This is just a convenience store, ma'am.
**[13:15] Hikage**
What kind of convenience store
is this?! I'm done here!
**[13:21] Natsumi**
Thank you.
**[13:22] Renge**
We appreciate your patronage.
**[13:33] Kazuho**
What are those three doing
out there in this blizzard?
***SIGN*** Nonstop
***SIGN*** Miyauchi
**[14:04] Kazuho**
Oh, good timing.
**[14:06] Kazuho**
You've got a phone call.
**[14:12] Renge**
Hello?
**[14:33] Honoka**
Renge-chan! Good to see you again!
**[14:35] Renge**
Honoka-chin!
**[14:37] Renge**
When did you come back?
**[14:39] Honoka**
Yesterday. I'm visiting my
grandma for New Year's.
**[14:43] Renge**
Oh, then let's go somewhere to play!
**[14:46] Renge**
I'll show you lots more places
you didn't see last time!
**[14:49] Honoka**
Really? Okay, let's go!
**[14:55] Renge**
Your hair accessories are cute.
**[14:58] Honoka**
Yeah! They're my favorite!
**[15:07] Kaede**
Oh, hey, Renge.
**[15:10] Kaede**
Who's that behind you?
**[15:11] Honoka**
Nice to meet you.
**[15:13] Renge**
This is Honoka-chin.
**[15:14] Renge**
She's visiting her grandma
over winter break.
**[15:18] Honoka**
Look at all the different snacks!
**[15:21] Renge**
I always buy my snacks here.
**[15:34] Renge**
By the way, when are you going back home?
**[15:37] Honoka**
The day after tomorrow.
**[15:39] Renge**
I see.
**[15:41] Renge**
You're not staying very long, huh?
**[15:43] Honoka**
I told them I wanted to stay longer,
**[15:46] Honoka**
but they said it can't be very
long, since it's winter break.
**[15:52] Renge**
Oh, those are really good.
**[15:54] Honoka**
What? Which ones?
**[15:56] Renge**
They're kinda like sweet yogurt.
**[15:59] Honoka**
These? Okay, I'll buy some!
**[16:02] Honoka**
I'd like these, please.
**[16:03] Kaede**
Thanks.
**[16:10] Honoka**
It *is* good!
**[16:11] Renge**
Right?
**[16:17] Honoka**
Where are we going next?
**[16:19] Renge**
Well...
**[16:20] Kaede**
Careful getting home. There's a lot of snow.
**[16:22] Renge**
'Kay!
**[16:31] Honoka**
Well, Renge-chan, I'll see you tomorrow.
**[16:33] Renge**
See you tomorrow.
**[16:56] Renge**
I'm going out to play!
**[16:58] Kazuho**
Oh, have a good time.
**[17:00] Renge**
I'll be back later!
**[18:12] Honoka**
Thanks for walking me home.
**[18:14] Renge**
You're welcome.
**[18:19] Renge**
Honoka-chin, you're leaving tomorrow, right?
**[18:22] Honoka**
Oh... Yeah.
***SIGN*** Ishikawa
**[18:29] Renge**
I-It's late! I gotta go home now!
**[18:32] Honoka**
Renge-chan!
**[19:06] Kazuho**
Oh, morning, Ren-chon.
**[19:08] Kazuho**
Want some osechi?
**[19:11] Kaede**
Hey, Renge.
**[19:13] Renge**
Candy Store, you're here?
**[19:15] Kaede**
Yeah. I brought a lucky bag for you.
**[19:18] Hikage**
How is that a lucky bag?
It's just stuff you couldn't sell.
**[19:22] Kaede**
Well, don't eat any, then.
**[19:24] Hikage**
I mean, I never said I didn't
want any, so I'll have some...
**[19:30] Renge**
Candy Store, can I give
this to someone else?
**[19:34] Kaede**
I already gave it to you.
You can do what you want with it.
**[19:44] Mom**
Honoka, we're going now.
**[19:46] Honoka**
O-Okay...
**[19:55] Renge**
Honoka-chin!
**[19:58] Honoka**
Renge-chan!
**[20:00] Honoka**
You came to see me!
**[20:02] Renge**
I came to give you this!
**[20:05] Honoka**
Wow, candy!
**[20:06] Honoka**
I can really have all this?
**[20:09] Renge**
Yeah. It's yours.
**[20:12] Honoka**
Then...
**[20:17] Honoka**
I'll give you this.
**[20:18] Renge**
Wha... But those are important to you.
**[20:22] Renge**
I can't take it.
**[20:23] Honoka**
No, I want you to have it.
**[20:43] Honoka**
Now we match!
**[20:46] Renge**
Yeah, we match.
**[20:48] Mom**
Honoka, we need to go.
**[20:50] Honoka**
Oh... Okay.
**[21:03] Renge**
Honoka-chin! Bye-bye!
**[21:10] Honoka**
Yeah! Bye-bye, Renge-chan!
**[21:13] Honoka**
I'll be back!
**[21:49] Renge**
I got to say goodbye this time.
***SIGN*** Non Non Biyori
***SIGN*** That's all for today
**[23:31] Kazuho**
To think that Kaede would...
**[23:34] Kazuho**
You agree, don't you, Hikage?
**[23:37] Natsumi**
Oh, Nii-chan's studying for entrance exams.
**[23:40] Kaede**
Here, Renge. I brought you another cookie.
**[23:44] Renge**
I'm gonna be even more of an onee-san.
***SIGN*** Next Time
Episode 11
***SIGN*** I Got Drunk and Remembered
***SIGN*** Photo: Oono
***SIGN*** Please Watch Again
# E11 - I Got Drunk and Remembered
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**[00:16] Kaede**
Renge! Where are you headed?
**[00:19] Renge**
I'm gonna play with Shiori-chan.
**[00:21] Kaede**
Oh, okay. Be safe.
**[00:24] Renge**
I'll keep Shiori-chan safe!
***SIGN*** Nonstop
***SIGN*** Episode 11
***SIGN*** I Got Drunk and Remembered
**[02:12] Renge**
Shiori-chan, don't run
so fast! You'll trip!
**[02:16] Shiori**
It's okay! I won't trip!
**[02:19] Renge**
You're being conceited, Shiori-chan.
**[02:22] Renge**
I thought that when I was little, too,
**[02:25] Renge**
but people do trip and fall.
**[02:27] Shiori**
Really?
**[02:29] Renge**
You gotta keep an eye on what's
around you and walk carefully.
**[02:33] Shiori**
Okay, I will!
**[02:36] Renge**
She wasn't listening at all!
**[02:38] Renge**
Shiori-chan, what are you doing?!
**[02:40] Shiori**
Look, Renge-chan!
**[02:42] Shiori**
I found some weird thing!
**[02:46] Renge**
It's a praying mantis's egg sac.
**[02:48] Shiori**
That's what this is?
**[02:50] Shiori**
Do you think I can give it to my baby
sister as a gift when she's born?
**[02:54] Renge**
I don't think a baby would
be ready for one of these.
**[02:57] Shiori**
Really?
**[02:58] Renge**
Really.
**[02:59] Shiori**
I see...
**[03:01] Shiori**
I need to go home now.
**[03:03] Renge**
Is something going on?
**[03:05] Shiori**
It's my nap time.
**[03:08] Renge**
I see.
**[03:09] Renge**
I live right over there.
Can you make it home by yourself?
**[03:12] Shiori**
Yeah, I'll be fine!
**[03:14] Shiori**
Bye-bye, Renge-chan!
**[03:17] Renge**
Bye-bye!
**[03:32] Renge**
What are you guys doing at my house?
**[03:34] Natsumi**
Hey, Ren-chon.
**[03:36] Natsumi**
We just came over to play.
**[03:38] Natsumi**
Where were you?
**[03:40] Renge**
I was playing with Shiori-chan.
**[03:43] Natsumi**
Oh, yeah?
**[03:44] Natsumi**
You're not too tired to
play some more, are you?
**[03:47] Renge**
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
**[03:48] Renge**
I am the child of playtime.
**[03:50] Renge**
I don't have time to get
tired out that easily.
**[03:55] Renge**
Let's play dodgeball! I'll get the ball!
**[03:58] Komari**
Okay.
**[04:56] Komari**
Whew, I'm exhausted.
**[04:58] Komari**
And I never got to hit Natsumi.
**[05:01] Hotaru**
It was fun, though.
**[05:03] Renge**
By the way, why didn't your
brother come, Nattsun?
**[05:06] Natsumi**
Oh, Nii-chan's studying for entrance exams.
**[05:10] Hotaru**
That's right, he'll be in
high school next year.
**[05:12] Hotaru**
Has he decided where he's going?
**[05:15] Komari**
Somewhere close by, he said.
**[05:16] Komari**
It does take a while to get
there by train, though.
**[05:19] Komari**
I guess that means I'll be the
oldest one at school next year...
**[05:24] Komari**
That's a lot of responsibility.
**[05:26] Natsumi**
I don't think it's *that*
much responsibility.
**[05:30] Komari**
It's all in how you think about it!
**[05:36] Renge**
Come to think of it, Shiori-chan said
she's gonna have a baby sister soon.
**[05:41] Natsumi**
Really?
**[05:43] Renge**
Uh-huh.
**[05:50] Renge**
I'm gonna be even more of an onee-san.
**[05:56] Renge**
Let's play dodgeball one more time.
**[05:59] Renge**
I'm gonna get better at it and
teach Shiori-chan how to play.
**[06:07] Natsumi**
Okay!
**[06:08] Natsumi**
I'm rested up, so let's get back to it!
**[06:12] Renge**
Yeah!
**[06:13] Renge**
Nattsun, Hotarun, Koma-chan!
Let's play dodgeball!
**[06:17] Hotaru**
Here it comes, Ren-chan!
**[06:18] Renge**
Better get ready, Koma-chan!
**[06:20] Komari**
I won't go down that easily!
***SIGN*** Nonstop
**[06:47] Kaede**
Hello?
**[06:48] Kaede**
Oh, Senpai. What's up?
**[06:51] Kaede**
What? Drinks?
**[06:52] Kazuho**
I've been busy getting ready
for the graduation ceremony,
**[06:55] Kazuho**
so I wanted a little change of pace.
**[06:58] Kaede**
*Sure, that's fine. Where will we be drinking?*
**[07:01] Kazuho**
Oh, at my house.
**[07:03] Kaede**
*When should I be there?*
**[07:05] Kazuho**
Hmm... We should wait until Renge's asleep,
**[07:08] Kazuho**
so it'll be a bit late, but around 10 PM?
**[07:11] Kaede**
*10 PM? Are you planning to drink all night?*
**[07:15] Kazuho**
Nah, not that long.
**[07:16] Kaede**
Okay, well, I'll be there.
**[07:19] Kazuho**
*All right. I'll be waiting.*
**[07:25] Kaede**
Drinking, huh?
**[07:27] Kaede**
Well, I guess a few drinks
now and then can't hurt.
***SIGN*** Handmade
***SIGN*** Hiyori
***SIGN*** Imo
Shochu
**[07:43] Kaede**
I drank too... much...
**[07:46] Kazuho**
Oh, boy. You okay, Kaede?
**[07:49] Kazuho**
Maybe mixing shochu and
beer was a bad idea...
**[07:52] Kazuho**
You didn't tell me you
had so much shochu...
**[07:57] Kazuho**
I had a lot of it left over,
**[08:00] Kazuho**
so I thought this would be a
good time to crack it open.
**[08:05] Hikage**
I shouldn't have come home just
because I'm on break after exams.
**[08:08] Hikage**
Don't get wasted together and
make my life miserable, okay?
**[08:11] Kaede**
What, now?
**[08:13] Kaede**
I just said I drank too much.
I didn't say I was drunk.
**[08:17] Hikage**
You obviously are!
**[08:18] Kaede**
No, you know what?
**[08:20] Kaede**
If I was really drunk...
**[08:31] Kaede**
Huh, I feel dizzy. Why do I feel dizzy?
**[08:33] Hikage**
Because you've been drinking.
**[08:38] Kaede**
Oh, it's everything else
that's shaking, not me.
**[08:42] Hikage**
Yeah, you're sloshed.
**[08:46] Kaede**
I didn't think I had *that* much to drink...
**[08:50] Kazuho**
You okay? Want some water?
**[08:53] Kaede**
Yes, please.
**[08:54] Kaede**
Damn it. If Renge saw me like this...
**[08:59] Hikage**
Oh, then maybe I should
get a video of this.
**[09:02] Kaede**
What do you mean, "*then* maybe"?
**[09:05] Kaede**
Hey. Don't point that phone at me.
**[09:08] Hikage**
Hmm, what to do?
**[09:12] Kazuho**
Hey, what's up?
**[09:14] Kaede**
Why are you up at this hour, Renge?
**[09:18] Renge**
Well, I was thirsty, so I
came to drink some milk.
**[09:22] Kaede**
Milk? Okay, I'll get you some. Wait here.
**[09:26] Kaede**
Here.
**[09:34] Renge**
I didn't know you were here, Candy Store.
**[09:36] Renge**
I wanna hang out with you, too.
**[09:38] Kaede**
Yeah, I know how you feel, but it's late.
**[09:41] Kaede**
I'll play with you tomorrow.
**[09:43] Renge**
You'll play with me tomorrow?
**[09:45] Kaede**
The store'll be closed for the day.
**[09:47] Renge**
Okay. I'll go to bed, then.
**[09:50] Renge**
Goodnight.
**[09:51] Kaede**
Yeah, goodnight.
**[09:57] Kaede**
Hikage, get me some water.
**[09:59] Hikage**
You just got that milk by yourself!
**[10:02] Kaede**
Yeah, the moment I stood
up, the liquor hit me...
**[10:05] Kaede**
Everything is spinning...
**[10:08] Hikage**
Here, Candy Store. Water.
**[10:15] Kazuho**
You didn't have to push yourself like
that just because Ren-chon came in.
**[10:19] Kaede**
What're you talking about?
**[10:21] Kaede**
It'd set a bad example for a
little kid to see me like this.
**[10:26] Kazuho**
Well, I pass out drunk in front
of Ren-chon all the time.
**[10:31] Kaede**
Should a teacher really be like that?
**[10:34] Kaede**
You gotta get your act together!
**[10:37] Hikage**
You do like Renge a lot, huh?
**[10:43] Kaede**
I feel like I've heard that
at some point before...
***SIGN*** Milky Cookies
**[10:55] (Flashback) Kaede**
Here, Renge.
**[10:56] (Flashback) Kaede**
I brought you more cookies.
**[11:01] (Flashback) Kaede**
There.
**[11:08] (Flashback) Kaede**
Don't be so hasty. There's plenty more.
**[11:12] (Flashback) Hikage**
Hey, Candy Store, do you enjoy
taking care of babies that much?
**[11:16] (Flashback) Kaede**
Huh? Where'd that come from?
**[11:19] (Flashback) Kaede**
It's not fun.
**[11:21] (Flashback) Kaede**
I just came to play with her
because I had spare time.
**[11:24] (Flashback) Hikage**
But you've been coming over
pretty much every day.
**[11:28] (Flashback) Kaede**
So what? Got a problem with that?
**[11:30] (Flashback) Hikage**
No, it's not that...
**[11:35] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Hika-nee! We're here to play!
**[11:37] (Flashback) Hikage**
Okay, we can play in my room.
**[11:40] (Flashback) Natsumi**
Yay!
**[11:45] (Flashback) Konomi**
Oh?
**[11:46] (Flashback) Konomi**
You're here, too, Kaede-chan?
**[11:49] (Flashback) Konomi**
Do you want... to...
**[11:51] (Flashback) Konomi**
Oh, it's Renge-chan!
**[11:53] (Flashback) Konomi**
Look, it's me, Konomi!
**[11:55] (Flashback) Kaede**
Oh, I wouldn't do that.
**[11:58] (Flashback) Kaede**
Renge gets fussy pretty quick with
people she doesn't know well.
**[12:02] (Flashback) Kaede**
Even me, at first.
**[12:06] (Flashback) Konomi**
Aw, you remember me!
**[12:11] (Flashback) Kaede**
W-Well...
**[12:12] (Flashback) Kaede**
I guess she's in a good mood right now,
since I was just playing with her.
**[12:16] (Flashback) Konomi**
Really? She was like this the
last time I saw her, though.
**[12:21] (Flashback) Konomi**
I bet you scared her with that
surly attitude you have.
**[12:25] (Flashback) Kaede**
I'm not surly!
**[12:27] (Flashback) Kaede**
Okay, just watch! I'll show
you how much Renge likes me!
**[12:31] (Flashback) Kaede**
Come on, Renge. Come to me.
**[12:35] (Flashback) Kaede**
Renge, over here.
**[12:40] (Flashback) Kaede**
That's it. Good girl, Renge.
**[12:42] (Flashback) Konomi**
Renge-chan, not that way. Come this way.
**[12:50] (Flashback) Konomi**
She came to me!
**[12:52] (Flashback) Kaede**
Hey, that's not fair! I called to her first!
**[12:56] (Flashback) Konomi**
I know. I just wondered what would
happen if I tried it, too.
**[13:00] (Flashback) Kaede**
You have a pretty mean side
to you, you know that?
**[13:03] (Flashback) Kaede**
Okay, this time, we'll compete using toys!
**[13:06] (Flashback) Konomi**
Compete? For what?
**[13:09] (Flashback) Kaede**
I have her favorite plushie.
She's sure to come over here.
**[13:13] (Flashback) Kaede**
That's it! See?
I have your favorite plushie!
**[13:17] (Flashback) Konomi**
I don't know about competing with toys...
**[13:21] (Flashback) Konomi**
Okay, then I'll use this rattle.
**[13:25] (Flashback) Konomi**
Renge-chan, how about this?
**[13:28] Kaede**
*I remember that rattle.*
**[13:30] Kaede**
* When it makes noise while Renge's doing*
* something else, she gets really mad.*
**[13:35] Kaede**
* And right now, she's playing*
* with her plushie.*
**[13:39] Kaede**
* Maybe I should tell her*
* that's a bad idea...*
**[13:42] Kaede**
*But if she goes through with it, I'll win.*
**[13:51] (Flashback) Kaede**
No.
**[13:53] (Flashback) Kaede**
K-Konomi, I wouldn't use that rattle.
**[13:57] (Flashback) Kaede**
When you use that,
she gets really mad and...
**[14:02] (Flashback) Konomi**
Wow, she really likes it!
**[14:04] (Flashback) Kaede**
Why?! I thought she hated that one!
**[14:08] (Flashback) Konomi**
Why are you shouting like that?
**[14:10] (Flashback) Konomi**
You'll scare Renge-chan.
**[14:14] (Flashback) Konomi**
Like I said before,
your face is just too scary.
**[14:18] (Flashback) Konomi**
Try to be more like this.
**[14:20] (Flashback) Konomi**
Peek-a...
**[14:22] (Flashback) Konomi**
Boo!
**[14:26] (Flashback) Konomi**
See? Why don't you try that?
**[14:28] (Flashback) Kaede**
Huh? Do that?
**[14:34] (Flashback) Kaede**
Peek-a...
**[14:42] (Flashback) Kaede**
Boo.
**[14:55] (Flashback) Kaede**
I'm gonna go play with Hikage!
**[14:57] (Flashback) Kaede**
Renge, if you start to miss me, too bad!
**[15:02] (Flashback) Konomi**
Aw, Kaede-chan left.
**[15:05] (Flashback) Konomi**
Want to play with me, then?
**[15:17] (Flashback) Hikage**
What are you doing, Candy Store?
**[15:19] (Flashback) Kaede**
Uh, I was just... Nothing.
**[15:22] (Flashback) Konomi**
Kaede-chan, you're right there?
**[15:25] (Flashback) Konomi**
If you're worried about
Renge-chan, just come in.
**[15:27] (Flashback) Kaede**
No... I'm not worried...
**[15:30] (Flashback) Konomi**
Come on, just get in here.
**[15:32] (Flashback) Kaede**
I just said I'm not worried...
**[15:37] (Flashback) Konomi**
What's wrong, Renge-chan?
**[15:37] (Flashback) Kaede**
What? What happened?
**[15:39] (Flashback) Konomi**
I don't know. She just started crying.
**[15:42] (Flashback) Konomi**
Come on, don't cry.
**[15:44] (Flashback) Kaede**
Give her to me for now.
**[15:46] (Flashback) Konomi**
O-Okay...
**[15:47] (Flashback) Kaede**
What's wrong, Renge? It's okay.
**[15:51] (Flashback) Kaede**
There, there.
**[15:52] (Flashback) Kaede**
There, there. It's okay.
**[15:56] (Flashback) Kaede**
There, there. There, there.
**[15:59] (Flashback) Kaede**
There, there.
**[16:01] (Flashback) Kaede**
There, there, there.
**[16:03] (Flashback) Kaede**
There, there.
**[16:05] (Flashback) Kaede**
There, there, there.
**[16:07] (Flashback) Kaede**
There, there.
**[16:09] (Flashback) Kaede**
There, there...
**[16:23] (Flashback) Konomi**
Huh? She fell asleep?
**[16:24] (Flashback) Hikage**
Maybe she was crying because she was tired.
**[16:27] (Flashback) Konomi**
Really? But she didn't stop
when I picked her up.
**[16:32] (Flashback) Konomi**
I guess she really trusts
you after all, Kaede-chan.
**[16:47] (Flashback) Kaede**
Oh, we need to get her futon ready.
**[16:50] (Flashback) Konomia**
Right.
**[16:51] (Flashback) Hikage**
Candy Store...
**[16:53] (Flashback) Hikage**
You really like Renge a lot, huh?
**[16:56] (Flashback) Kaede**
I do not!
**[16:58] (Flashback) Konomi**
Not so loud.
**[17:04] Kaede**
Renge's not a little baby you can soothe
to sleep when she cries anymore.
**[17:09] Kaede**
She's even looking out for a kid
who's younger than her now.
**[17:24] Hikage**
Want some more water?
**[17:26] Kaede**
Hikage...
**[17:28] Kaede**
Do you remember when you started
going to the branch school?
**[17:33] Hikage**
Huh? What now? What is this?
**[17:35] Kaede**
You were about as big then as Renge is now.
**[17:40] Kaede**
You were an uncontrollable little brat,
**[17:43] Kaede**
but now, you're looking
out for me like this.
**[17:47] Kaede**
You really have grown up.
**[17:51] Kaede**
I hear Konomi's worked really hard in the
wind instruments club for three years, too.
**[17:58] Kaede**
And Komari's doing her best to be a
good big sister, in her own way.
**[18:04] Kaede**
Hotaru-chan's adapted well
to her new environment,
**[18:09] Kaede**
and she's made friends with the other kids.
**[18:12] Kaede**
And Natsumi...
**[18:16] Kaede**
Yeah. They're all good kids.
**[18:18] Hikage**
Oh, crap!
**[18:19] Hikage**
She started reflecting on the past,
and now she's even complimenting Natsumi!
**[18:23] Hikage**
Wh-What do we do, Nee-chan?
**[18:25] Kazuho**
Was she complimenting Natsumi?
**[18:27] Kazuho**
I get why that's scary.
**[18:29] Kazuho**
H-Hey, Kaede.
**[18:31] Kazuho**
I'll get you a futon.
Why don't we call it a night?
**[18:34] Kaede**
Senpai...
**[18:36] Kaede**
I'm really grateful to you, too.
**[18:42] Kaede**
Like back then...
**[18:48] Kazuho**
W-Wait, wait, wait!
You can't be serious, Kaede!
**[18:51] Kazuho**
Are you crying?!
**[18:53] Renge**
Candy Store, I can't sleep.
**[18:57] Kaede**
What's up, Renge? You can't fall asleep?
**[19:00] Kazuho**
This is gonna get ugly!
Hikage, put her to bed!
**[19:03] Hikage**
Hey, Renge! Come sleep with me tonight!
**[19:06] Renge**
'Kay.
**[19:18] Hikage**
I got Renge to fall asleep.
**[19:20] Kazuho**
Good. Kaede seems to be calming down, too.
**[19:24] Hikage**
I never thought Candy Store
would get this drunk.
**[19:27] Kazuho**
Well, these things happen sometimes.
**[19:31] Kazuho**
Back in the day, Kaede was
a bit of a lone wolf,
**[19:36] Kazuho**
so I was a little worried about her.
**[19:39] Kazuho**
And now, she takes such good care of Renge.
**[19:44] Kazuho**
Like before...
**[19:50] Kazuho**
I'm just... so happy... so happy...
**[19:57] Kazuho**
But you know...
**[20:05] Kazuho**
When all's said and done, Kaede really
looks out for all of you guys.
**[20:10] Kazuho**
Sometimes it makes me so happy, I just...
**[20:16] Kazuho**
To think that Kaede would...
**[20:19] Kazuho**
You agree, don't you, Hikage?
**[20:28] Hikage**
Go to bed.
**[20:32] Kazuho**
But you agree, don't you, Hikage?
**[20:34] Hikage**
Ow! That hurts!
**[20:54] Renge**
Candy Store?
***SIGN*** Non Non Biyori
***SIGN*** That's all for today
**[23:31] Song**
*Among the mountains ablaze in green,*
**[23:43] Song**
*We can hear echoes of laughter*
***SIGN*** Next Time
Episode 12
***SIGN*** The Cherry Blossoms Bloomed Again
***SIGN*** Photo: Tesk
**[23:51] ---**
Nonstop
***SIGN*** Please Watch Again
# E12 - The Cherry Blossoms Bloomed Again
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**[00:11] Kazuho**
Morning, Ren-chon.
**[00:14] Kazuho**
Why are you standing here
staring into space?
**[00:17] Renge**
The plum trees are in bloom.
**[00:20] Kazuho**
Oh, so they are.
**[00:24] Kazuho**
It'll be spring soon.
**[00:28] Kazuho**
Okay, you need to get
ready to go to school.
**[00:32] Kazuho**
Natsumi's brother's graduation is today.
**[00:39] Yukiko**
See you at school.
**[00:41] Komari**
Okay.
**[00:42] Natsumi**
See ya.
**[00:47] Natsumi**
Let's go, Nii-chan.
**[00:51] Hotaru**
See you later.
**[00:58] Hotaru**
A graduation ceremony...
**[01:03] Natsumi**
Wow, Kazu-nee, you're dressed up today.
**[01:07] Kazuho**
Well, it's a graduation, after all.
**[01:10] Yukiko**
So it's finally Suguru's time...
**[01:13] Yukiko**
Don't goof anything up today.
**[01:16] Kazuho**
Y-You'll jinx me if you
say things like that...
***SIGN*** Congratulations
on Graduating
**[01:29] Renge**
It looks different today!
**[01:32] Hotaru**
Yeah. It's not like our usual classroom.
**[01:36] Kazuho**
Well, shall we get started?
**[01:45] Kazuho**
We will now begin the graduation ceremony.
**[01:49] Kazuho**
Would the graduate please enter?
**[02:05] Kazuho**
The presentation of your
graduation certificate.
**[02:07] Kazuho**
Koshigaya Suguru-dono,
***SIGN*** Certificate of Graduation
Koshigaya Suguru
This document certifies that you have completed
all courses at Asahigaoka Branch School.
Asahigaoka Branch School
**[02:10] Kazuho**
this document certifies that
you have completed
**[02:13] Kazuho**
all courses at Asahigaoka Branch School.
**[02:16] Kazuho**
Congratulations.
**[02:39] Kazuho**
Next, the remaining students will sing
the school song for our graduate.
**[02:44] Komari**
Wait, I'm fine with singing,
but who's playing the piano?
**[02:48] Natsumi**
Dunno.
**[02:49] Komari**
Last time, I think it was...
**[02:57] Natsumi**
*He's playing his own graduation song?*
**[03:16] Song**
*Among the mountains ablaze in green,*
**[03:28] Song**
*We can hear echoes of laughter*
**[03:40] Song**
*Our voices now ring out in song:*
**[03:52] Song**
*Asahigaoka, our dear friend*
**[04:15] Song**
*Our school, bathed in gentle sunlight,*
**[04:28] Song**
*We will never forget you*
**[04:40] Song**
*Even after we fledge to the vast skies*
**[04:46] Komari**
The ceremony's over.
**[04:49] Komari**
Let's go home.
**[04:52] Song**
*Asahigaoka, our dear friend*
**[04:52] Natsumi**
You know, we called it a graduation
ceremony, but I didn't get emotional at all.
**[04:57] Komari**
Well, Onii-chan's not moving away or
anything, so nothing will change.
**[05:03] Hotaru**
It's kind of weird, though,
**[05:05] Hotaru**
to think he won't be coming
to our school anymore.
**[05:11] Renge**
Still...
**[05:13] Renge**
We should thank him.
**[05:20] Renge**
Thank you for everything!
**[05:27] Hotaru**
Thank you for all you've
done for us, Onii-san.
**[05:31] Natsumi**
Good job.
**[05:32] Komari**
Yeah... I guess it does feel kinda weird.
**[05:36] Natsumi**
Well, let's go home.
**[05:39] Komari**
See you later.
**[05:41] Hotaru**
Okay.
**[05:42] Renge**
See you.
***SIGN*** Nonstop
***SIGN*** Episode 12
***SIGN*** The Cherry Blossoms Bloomed Again
**[07:28] Renge**
Shiori-chan.
**[07:29] Shiori**
Renge-chan!
**[07:32] Renge**
Were you going somewhere?
**[07:33] Shiori**
Yeah. I was taking a walk.
**[07:36] Shiori**
I'm going home to eat now,
so let's play after that.
**[07:39] Renge**
Okay. See you later, then.
**[07:42] Shiori**
See you later!
**[07:48] Konomi**
Oh, so Glasses-kun had
his graduation today?
**[07:52] Hikage**
Yeah.
**[07:53] Akane**
Konomi-senpai!
**[07:54] Konomi**
There she is.
**[07:55] Akane**
Sorry!
**[07:58] Akane**
Did I keep you waiting?
**[08:00] Konomi**
Don't worry about it.
**[08:08] Konomi**
Well, ready to head to my place?
**[08:11] Akane**
Senpai, thank you for inviting me
over again when you're so busy.
**[08:16] Konomi**
Actually, I've been pretty bored
since the school term ended.
**[08:17] Hikage**
Uh...
**[08:20] Konomi**
Something wrong?
**[08:22] Akane**
Your graduation was just the other day,
**[08:26] Akane**
but it feels like it was ages ago.
**[08:29] Konomi**
Akane-chan gave me this
as a graduation gift.
**[08:31] Hikage**
U-Um...
**[08:32] Konomi**
She made it herself.
**[08:35] Hikage**
What's this stick?
**[08:39] Konomi**
Hey! It's a flute!
**[08:42] Hikage**
A flute?
**[08:44] Akane**
I'm sorry it didn't turn out well...
**[08:47] Konomi**
No, I like it a lot.
**[08:49] Akane**
Really? Thank you!
**[08:52] Konomi**
Oh, I know!
**[08:54] Kaede**
Look...
**[08:55] Kaede**
The store's closed today.
**[08:57] Konomi**
But we wanted to buy some snacks for
Glasses-kun to congratulate him on graduating.
**[09:01] Kaede**
You couldn't get him something nicer?
**[09:03] Hikage**
Should you be saying that?
**[09:05] Kaede**
And, Hikage, don't you have school?
**[09:07] Hikage**
Our closing ceremony was a few
days ago, so I came home.
**[09:09] Kaede**
Huh...
**[09:11] Hikage**
That's fine and all, but...
**[09:13] Hikage**
When are you going to introduce us?
**[09:16] Konomi**
Wait, didn't I do that earlier?
**[09:18] Hikage**
No, you didn't.
**[09:20] Konomi**
This is Akane-chan from my club.
**[09:23] Konomi**
She's your age, Hikage-chan.
**[09:25] Akane**
H-Hello.
**[09:27] Hikage**
Nice to meet you.
**[09:28] Akane**
And you, as well.
**[09:29] Konomi**
Akane-chan, she's your age.
You don't have to be polite.
**[09:33] Akane**
Oh, okay.
**[09:34] Hikage**
So you two go to the same high school?
**[09:37] Akane**
Yeah.
**[09:38] Hikage**
Oh, well, I go to high school in Tokyo.
**[09:41] Akane**
Tokyo?! That's amazing!
**[09:44] Hikage**
Sh-She latched on!
**[09:45] Hikage**
Yeah, Tokyo.
**[09:47] Akane**
Wow... What's Tokyo like?
**[09:50] Hikage**
Well, it's awesome, obviously!
**[09:52] Akane**
So it really is amazing?
**[09:54] Hikage**
Uh, why don't we talk about it inside?
**[09:56] Kaede**
I just told you, we're closed today!
**[09:59] Hikage**
Well, if you just raise
the shutter, it opens!
**[10:01] Kaede**
Hey! This isn't a tea house!
**[10:04] Hikage**
Come on, this way.
**[10:05] Akane**
Oh, sure.
**[10:06] Kaede**
Sheesh... You'd better
at least buy something.
**[10:09] Konomi**
Huh, those two hit it off
better than I expected.
**[10:24] Natsumi**
Ren-chon, let's play.
**[10:26] Renge**
I already made plans to
play with Shiori-chan.
**[10:29] Natsumi**
Really?
**[10:30] Renge**
Hey, we can all play together!
**[10:32] Komori**
Shiori-chan's the police
officer's daughter, right?
**[10:35] Renge**
Yeah.
**[10:36] Natsumi**
Should we head to the police box, then?
**[10:37] Hotaru**
Sure.
**[10:38] Renge**
Let's go!
**[10:41] Renge**
Shiori-chan, I'm here to play.
**[10:44] Shiori**
Coming!
**[10:50] Shiori**
There are a bunch of you!
**[10:52] Renge**
I brought my friends.
**[10:53] Natsumi**
Heya.
**[10:54] Mom**
Shiori, you can go play,
but don't be out too late.
**[10:59] Shiori**
'Kay!
**[10:59] Renge**
Wow, her belly's so big!
**[11:02] Shiori**
That's my baby sister.
**[11:04] Renge**
That's so cool!
You're gonna be a big sister!
**[11:08] Renge**
The police officer man isn't here?
**[11:11] Shiori**
Daddy's outside.
**[11:13] Shiori**
Wandering around outside
is part of his job.
**[11:15] Mom**
It's calling "patrolling," Shiori.
**[11:27] Natsumi**
You in there, Candy Store?
**[11:31] Kaede**
What do you want? I'm off today.
**[11:34] Natsumi**
You're open, though.
**[11:35] Kaede**
*Someone* opened it on me.
**[11:37] Kaede**
So, you need something?
**[11:39] Natsumi**
We need some cardboard.
**[11:40] Kaede**
Cardboard? Well, sure, I can spare some.
**[11:43] Konomi**
Hey, Nacchan. You're all here, too?
**[11:46] Natsumi**
Wow, that's an unusual combination.
**[11:49] Konomi**
Here to buy something?
**[11:51] Natsumi**
No, we wanted to borrow cardboard
to play with outside.
**[11:54] Konomi**
Oh... Maybe we'll tag along with you, then.
**[11:57] Konomi**
That okay with you two?
**[11:59] Hikage**
What's up? We're going somewhere?
**[12:01] Akane**
That's fine with me.
**[12:03] Konomi**
You should come, too, Kaede-chan.
**[12:05] Kaede**
I told you, today's my day off.
**[12:07] Konomi**
I know! So you can close up the store!
**[12:18] Renge**
Hey, Nattsun...
**[12:19] Renge**
What are we doing with this cardboard?
**[12:23] Natsumi**
Well, if we have hills and cardboard...
**[12:26] Natsumi**
What else could it be?
**[12:30] Natsumi**
Here I go. Watch me!
**[12:38] Renge**
Wow!
**[12:41] Renge**
Shiori-chan, race with me!
**[12:44] Shiori**
Okay!
**[12:45] Kaede**
Whoa, wait a second.
**[12:47] Kaede**
It's too dangerous for kids.
Slide with the older girls.
**[12:50] Renge**
Then play with us, Candy Store!
**[12:53] Kaede**
Uh... Sure, I guess...
**[12:56] Komari**
Shiori-chan, right? Want to slide with—
**[12:59] Shiori**
Onee-chan, let's slide together.
**[13:02] Hotaru**
Okay, sure.
**[13:03] Shiori**
Yay!
**[13:05] Akane**
Komari-chan, want to slide with me?
**[13:09] Komari**
Sure.
**[13:31] Hikage**
What're you smiling about?
**[13:33] Hikage**
Are you plotting something?
**[13:34] Konomi**
Hey! I don't "plot" things.
**[13:39] Hikage**
Huh?
**[13:41] Konomi**
I just... I don't know...
**[13:43] Konomi**
I think about how you went off to Tokyo,
**[13:46] Konomi**
Renge-chan started first grade,
**[13:48] Konomi**
and it's been a year since
I met Akane-chan...
**[13:52] Konomi**
It feels like it's been so long,
but also no time at all.
**[13:59] Hikage**
What's that mean?
**[14:01] Hikage**
Aren't you kinda young to get
all sentimental like that?
**[14:03] Konomi**
Actually, I've been feeling like
that more than you'd think.
**[14:18] Komari**
Whew, I'm exhausted.
**[14:21] Hotaru**
We played for a pretty long time.
**[14:22] Renge**
Shiori-chan, we'll walk you home.
**[14:25] Shiori**
Okay. Thanks.
**[14:28] Natsumi**
Okay, we'll keep going with Shiori-chan.
**[14:30] Hikage**
Got it.
**[14:31] Konomi**
See you later.
**[14:35] Shiori**
Mommy, I'm home.
**[14:41] Shiori**
Mommy?
**[14:43] Renge**
Your mom's not home?
**[14:52] Shiori**
I heard a noise from the
room in the back...
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**[15:03] Shiori**
Mommy, where are you?
**[15:04] Shiori**
Mommy!
**[15:07] Shiori**
Mommy, are you okay?
**[15:09] Mom**
Shiori... and Renge-chan...
**[15:12] Renge**
What's wrong?
**[15:13] Renge**
You look pale.
**[15:15] Mom**
I... I think the baby's coming...
**[15:17] Natsumi**
The baby?!
**[15:19] Natsumi**
A-A-Are you okay?!
**[15:21] Renge**
The police officer man isn't back yet?
**[15:24] Komari**
Th-The hospital! We gotta call a taxi!
**[15:27] Mom**
The number is written on the board
on the wall in the police box.
**[15:31] Mom**
I'd appreciate it if you could call them.
**[15:34] Komari**
Natsumi, go!
**[15:35] Natsumi**
G-Got it!
**[15:45] Hotaru**
We'll watch Shiori-chan until
your husband comes home.
**[15:50] Mom**
I'm sorry to put you all through this.
**[15:54] Shiori**
Mommy...
**[15:56] Mom**
I'm sorry, Shiori.
**[15:58] Mom**
Be a good girl for a little while, okay?
**[17:10] Kazuho**
Ren-chon.
**[17:12] Kazuho**
It's almost time for school.
**[17:14] Kazuho**
What're you looking at?
**[17:15] Renge**
The cherry blossoms.
**[17:18] Kazuho**
Oh, they sure are pretty.
**[17:21] Renge**
Actually, Nee-nee, I'm surprised
you're awake for once.
**[17:26] Kazuho**
Well, you're in second grade now.
**[17:30] Kazuho**
I need to keep my act together, too.
**[17:35] Kazuho**
Come on, Ren-chon. Let's have
breakfast and head to school.
**[17:39] Renge**
'Kay.
**[17:43] Natsumi**
Oh, Nii-chan, you're heading out already?
**[17:45] Natsumi**
It's so early.
**[17:48] Komari**
I guess you do have to take
the train to school now.
**[17:51] Natsumi**
I'm still not used to seeing
you in that uniform.
**[17:55] Hotaru**
I'm going now.
**[17:58] Mom**
Okay. Be careful.
**[18:24] Kazuho**
Ren-chon?
**[18:28] Renge**
It's spring again.
**[18:30] Kazuho**
It sure is.
**[18:32] Natsumi**
Heya.
**[18:34] Komari**
Morning, Renge.
**[18:36] Hotaru**
Good morning, Sensei.
**[18:38] Kazuho**
Oh, you're all together, I see.
**[18:40] Renge**
No, wait.
**[18:42] Renge**
This isn't all of us yet.
**[18:45] Kazuho**
I know.
**[18:48] Kazuho**
Let's all go and meet her.
**[18:54] Mom**
Coming!
**[18:57] Mom**
Oh, good morning, all of you.
**[18:59] All**
Good morning.
**[19:01] Renge**
Shiori-chan—
**[19:07] Renge**
It's the baby!
**[19:08] Komari**
It is! She's so cute!
**[19:11] Dad**
Hi there, girls.
**[19:13] Dad**
Thank you for all you did that
night. You were a big help.
**[19:17] Komari**
Not at all.
**[19:18] Hotaru**
We really didn't do anything that special.
**[19:20] Kazuho**
What's her name?
**[19:21] Mom**
It's Kasumi.
**[19:23] Natsumi**
Oh, that's a nice name.
**[19:25] Renge**
She's so tiny.
**[19:27] Mom**
You know, it's still a little early...
**[19:31] Mom**
but when Kasumi is old
enough to go to school,
**[19:34] Mom**
I hope you'll look out for her, Renge-chan.
**[19:38] Renge**
School...
**[19:39] Kazuho**
That's right. When she
starts elementary school,
**[19:43] Kazuho**
you'll be in middle school, Ren-chon.
**[19:46] Kazuho**
You two will be going to school together.
**[19:49] Renge**
Then...
**[19:51] Renge**
When you're older,
we'll go to school together.
**[19:54] Renge**
I promise.
**[20:09] Renge**
We made a promise!
**[20:11] Shiori**
Renge-chan!
**[20:13] Shiori**
Morning!
**[20:14] Renge**
Meowning.
**[20:16] Shiori**
Meowning!
**[20:18] Natsumi**
Okay, we're all together now.
Ready to head to the bus stop?
**[20:25] Renge**
Shiori-chan, I'll teach you all
the secrets to dodgeball today.
**[20:30] Shiori**
Okay!
**[20:30] Renge**
You'll even be able to hold
your own against Koma-chan.
**[20:33] Komari**
Even I wouldn't lose to
someone that much younger.
**[20:36] Natsumi**
Oh...
**[20:37] Natsumi**
Come to think of it,
I forgot to do my homework.
**[20:40] Kazuho**
I'm impressed you can say that
right in front of your teacher.
**[20:44] Hotaru**
W-Well, I guess she might just be honest...
**[21:20] Renge**
Hotarun! Shiori-chan!
**[21:22] Renge**
Hurry before the bus gets here!
**[21:24] Komari**
We still have time.
**[21:27] Komari**
You know when the bus comes.
**[21:29] Natsumi**
This is the same route we take every day,
**[21:31] Natsumi**
but you always have so much
fun with it, Ren-chon.
**[21:36] Renge**
It's not the same route every day.
**[21:39] Renge**
When it's rainy or cloudy,
**[21:42] Renge**
it's a little bit different.
That's what's fun.
**[21:53] Renge**
It's different today, too!
It's a sunny day!
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