Season 3 - Non Non Biyori Nonstop

E1 - I Played the Frog Song

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[01:57] Kazuho
    Need the toothpicks?
[01:59] Renge
    Thanks.
[02:02] Renge
    See you later.
[02:41] Renge
    I started first grade this spring.
[02:46] Renge
    There are five students at our branch school.
[03:07] Renge
    I guess this really is the country.
[03:11] Renge
    But we still have fun every day.
SIGN    Nonstop
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    I Played the Frog Song
[04:49] Konomi
    Morning, Renge-chan.
[04:51] Konomi
    You're earlier than usual today.
[04:59] Renge
    Konomi-nee, what's that?
[05:02] Konomi
    A flute.
[05:04] Renge
    Flute?
[05:05] Konomi
    It's a musical instrument. Like a recorder,
    but you hold it horizontally.
[05:09] Renge
    Do you play it for one of
    your high school classes?
[05:12] Konomi
    No, I'm in the school concert band.
[05:15] Konomi
    We play all kinds of different
    instruments there.
[05:19] Renge
    I have music class today,
[05:22] Renge
    but I can't get "do" to come out right.
[05:26] Konomi
    Want to practice together
    at my house next time?
[05:43] Konomi
    Are you going anywhere over the long weekend?
[05:46] Hotaru
    Just shopping with my parents. Mama—
[05:49] Hotaru
    I mean, my mother has
    something she wants to buy.
[05:52] Natsumi
    Nee-chan, I wanna go shopping, too.
[05:55] Komari
    Didn't Mom tell you to clean your room first?
[06:01] Natsumi
    Ren-chon, you're here early.
[06:03] Komari
    You're practicing?
[06:05] Renge
    I want to be able to play
    this song right for someone.
[06:08] Hotaru
    Who?
[06:10] Renge
    It's a secret.
[06:11] Renge
    And I'm gonna practice with Konomi-nee soon.
[06:14] Komari
    Oh, right. Konomi-chan plays
    the flute at her high school.
[06:18] Kazuho
    Morning, everyone.
SIGN    New Japanese Drills by Repetition
    Grade 1
SIGN    New Japanese
    5
SIGN    Training for Perfection
SIGN    7th Grade Japanese
    Review Drills
SIGN    Training for Perfection
SIGN    8th Grade Japanese
    Review Drills
SIGN    Training for Perfection
SIGN    8th Grade Japanese
    Review Drills
SIGN    Study
    Period
[06:54] Kazuho
    Ren-chon, you've improved a lot,
    but that one note's a bit squeaky.
[06:58] Kazuho
    We'll be playing this same song
    next time we have music class.
[07:02] Kazuho
    Keep working at it.
[07:03] Renge
    Okay.
[07:08] Natsumi
    I'm starving!
[07:22] Natsumi
    Give me a bite of yours.
SIGN    On Duty
    Hotarun | Koma-chan
[07:26] Natsumi
    Nee-chan, aren't you done
    with class duty stuff yet?
[07:30] Komari
    Don't rush with me. I only just got started.
[07:34] Natsumi
    Well, I'm bored. Get it done faster.
[07:37] Komari
    Get up and help, then.
[07:39] Natsumi
    I'm not on duty.
[07:43] Natsumi
    Ren-chon, what're the toothpicks for?
[07:46] Renge
    I brought them so I could make a doll.
[07:49] Natsumi
    A doll? How?
[07:51] Renge
    First...
[07:52] Renge
    You wrap clear tape around
    them to make them thicker.
[07:56] Renge
    That's how you make the arms and legs.
[08:00] Renge
    Then you put them together
    in the shape you want, and...
[08:05] Renge
    It's done! The doll is done!
[08:08] Natsumi
    Huh, that's a pretty easy way to make a doll.
[08:11] Natsumi
    Maybe I'll try making one.
[08:13] Renge
    We can play with these until they're
    done with their class duties.
SIGN    Grade Class 1
SIGN    Weather
SIGN    Sunny
SIGN    Logkeeper
SIGN    Ichijou Hotaru
SIGN    Students
    on Duty
SIGN    Ichijou Hotaru
SIGN    Koshigaya Komari
SIGN    Students Absent:
SIGN    Period
SIGN    Class
SIGN    Teacher
SIGN    Material Covered
SIGN    Japanese
SIGN    Miyauchi
    Kazuho
SIGN    Kanji
SIGN    Math
SIGN    Miyauchi
    Kazuho
SIGN    Multiplication
    of fractions
SIGN    Science
SIGN    Miyauchi
    Kazuho
SIGN    How Objects Burn
SIGN    Are you
    done yet?
[08:23] Hotaru
    Hey, what's that? A doll?
[08:26] Renge
    I made it out of tape.
[08:28] Renge
    I made the speech bubble out of tape, too.
[08:30] Hotaru
    Wow, that's pretty cool.
[08:32] Renge
    Make one with us when you're done working.
[08:36] Hotaru
    Sure, I'd love to.
[08:42] Natsumi
    Hey, hey, Nee-chan! Aren't you done yet?
[08:46] Natsumi
    Quite taking so long!
[08:48] Natsumi
    Get it done already and
    come play dolls with us!
[08:59] Natsumi
    That's not right!
[09:00] Natsumi
    I did the same thing Ren-chon did,
    but the reaction was totally different!
[09:03] Natsumi
    And you ripped off its torso! That's harsh!
[09:05] Renge
    Nattsun! I've got an extra torso!
[09:07] Renge
    Fix it with this!
[09:08] Natsumi
    Way to go, Ren-chon! You're always prepared!
[09:27] Natsumi
    All right! It looks even
    more like a dachshund now.
[09:31] Komari
    It's... not a bear?
[09:33] Komari
    Whatever.
[09:35] Komari
    Hotaru, were you filling out the class log?
[09:38] Hotaru
    Yes, but I'm not quite done yet.
[09:41] Komari
    What do you have left?
[09:43] Hotaru
    Well, I'm done with the
    class records and stuff,
[09:46] Hotaru
    but I still have the part about my
    thoughts and ideas for improvement.
[09:49] Komari
    Then let's wrap that up
    quick and be done with it.
[09:52] Hotaru
    Yeah. Was there anything about today
    that you think could be improved?
[09:56] Komari
    Hmm... Natsumi was annoying
    during music class.
[09:59] Komari
    Also, she ate three servings
    of curry during lunch,
[10:03] Komari
    and she was off playing around
    during the study period... and...
[10:06] Natsumi
    I object, dachs!
[10:08] Natsumi
    Kazu-nee was sleeping during
    the study period, dachs.
[10:11] Natsumi
    I don't think Natsumi-chan
    should shoulder all the blame, dachs.
[10:15] Natsumi
    So don't write about Natsumi-chan, dachs.
[10:18] Natsumi
    Write about Kazu-nee, dachs!
[10:20] Hotaru
    U-Um, Komari-senpai, what do I do now?
[10:23] Komari
    It's fine. Don't worry about it.
    Just make it all about Natsumi.
[10:27] Natsumi
    Don't, dachs! Don't, dachs!
[10:29] Natsumi
    When you write about me all the
    time, Mom hears about it, dachs!
[10:33] Komari
    Oh, all right, fine! You can give it a rest!
[10:36] Komari
    We'll write about Kazu-nee,
    so just shut up already!
[10:39] Komari
    Also, just making its torso longer
    doesn't make it look like a dachshund.
[10:43] Natsumi
    'Kay.
[10:44] Natsumi
    Let's play, Ren-chon.
[10:46] Renge
    'Kay.
[10:47] Komari
    Sheesh...
[10:49] Komari
    Okay, for things that could've
    been improved today,
[10:51] Komari
    we'll say the teacher fell asleep
    and should be more careful.
[10:55] Hotaru
    Okay.
[10:56] Komari
    Oh, put Sensei down for coming in late, too.
[10:58] Hotaru
    Oh, this part isn't just for students?
[11:01] Komari
    As for thoughts about today...
[11:04] Komari
    I don't know... I can't think of anything.
[11:07] Komari
    I guess we can just put that
    Natsumi ate too much curry—
[11:10] Natsumi
    You're writing about me anyway?!
[11:12] Natsumi
    So you were lying when you said
    you wouldn't?! That's dirty!
[11:16] Komari
    I never said we weren't going to.
[11:18] Komari
    I just said we'd write about Kazu-nee.
[11:20] Natsumi
    You're such a pain!
[11:22] Renge
    Nattsun, calm down!
[11:23] Renge
    I made a new doll! We'll play with this one!
[11:27] Natsumi
    Don't stop me, Ren-chon!
[11:29] Natsumi
    I can't be calm about—
[12:13] Komari
    Okay, now that Natsumi's frozen,
    let's finish the class log.
[12:17] Hotaru
    R-Right...
SIGN    Faculty Room
[12:20] Komari
    That took way too long since
    Natsumi kept butting in.
[12:24] Hotaru
    Well, all that's left is to take
    the class log to the faculty room.
[12:28] Natsumi
    What should we do when we get home?
[12:31] Renge
    We still have time before the bus comes,
[12:33] Renge
    so we can keep playing with dolls.
[12:35] Natsumi
    How long until it gets here?
[12:37] Renge
    An hour.
[12:39] Komari
    Excuse us.
[12:40] Natsumi
    Hey, Kazu-nee's sleeping again!
[12:43] Natsumi
    I told you, Nee-chan!
    Kazu-nee's the one who needs to improve!
[12:47] Komari
    I wondered why she wasn't
    coming to the classroom...
[12:51] Komari
    We have time before the bus gets here, right?
[12:55] Komari
    So...
[13:04] Kazuho
    Oh, shoot! I fell asleep.
[13:06] Kazuho
    I need to finish organizing the print-outs...
SIGN    Pathetic
    Wake up
SIGN    Maaaa
SIGN    Stop
    Sleeping
SIGN    Awaken
    Now
SIGN    Whoa. So many creepy-faced dolls here.
[13:25] ---
    Nonstop
[14:06] Akane
    This isn't working.
    It's just not coming out right.
[14:10] Akane
    And playing in front of people makes
    me nervous, which makes it even worse,
[14:14] Akane
    and when I practice with other kids,
    I'm too embarrassed to ask for help...
[14:18] Akane
    Maybe someone who's so anxious with
    strangers isn't cut out for concert band.
[14:23] Akane
    Wait, no! I need to practice more
    so I can play in front of—
[14:28] Konomi
    Oh, someone's still here?
[14:30] Konomi
    You're... the new member,
    Shinoda Akane-chan, right?
[14:34] Akane
    Uh, yes...
[14:35] Konomi
    I'm about to lock up the music room.
[14:37] Akane
    Oh, okay.
[14:38] Konomi
    You were practicing on your
    own? That's impressive.
[14:41] Konomi
    If you're having trouble with anything,
    feel free to ask for help, okay?
[14:48] Akane
    Then, um...
[14:53] Akane
    Since you offered...
[15:00] Konomi
    I see. You're anxious around strangers,
[15:02] Konomi
    so you get nervous in front of
    people and can't play well,
[15:06] Konomi
    and you want to work on that?
[15:08] Akane
    Yeah...
[15:09] Konomi
    Hmm... Yes, I see.
[15:12] Konomi
    Then why don't you come practice at my house?
[15:15] Akane
    Huh?
[15:16] Konomi
    The best way to get comfortable with
    strangers is to practice with someone, right?
[15:19] Konomi
    Are you free this weekend?
[15:22] Akane
    Uh, y-yes...
[15:24] Konomi
    Okay, then, get off at the station
    near my house this weekend.
[15:27] Konomi
    I'll get someone to show
    you the way from there.
[15:29] Akane
    Huh? Show me the way?
    You're not coming yourself?
[15:32] Konomi
    It'll be more practice to get over
    your anxiety with strangers.
[15:35] Konomi
    So make friends with them when
    they bring you to my house, okay?
[15:38] Akane
    With a stranger?
[15:40] Akane
    But I guess it is a good
    opportunity. I should go for it.
[15:56] Renge
    Meowning.
SIGN    Non Non Biyori
[16:05] Renge
    Nice to meet you. My name's Renge.
[16:08] Renge
    Konomi-nee told me to take you to her house.
[16:12] Renge
    She said she'll help me practice
    with my recorder after I do.
[16:17] Renge
    So what's your name, anyway?
[16:20] Akane
    U-Uh... It's Akane.
[16:23] Renge
    Okay, got it. You're Aka-chan.
[16:26] Akane
    Aka-chan... means "baby"...
[16:27] Renge
    Okay, I'll show you the way now.
[16:30] Akane
    Uh, I'd prefer it if you called me Akane...
[16:34] Renge
    Are you Konomi-nee's friend, Akane-chan?
[16:38] Akane
    I-It's more like I'm her
    underclassman at school...
[16:41] Renge
    Oh, okay.
[16:46] Akane
    I don't even know what to
    talk to a little kid about...
[16:50] Akane
    This defeats the purpose of
    coming all the way... No, no!
[16:53] Akane
    I can't be like this! I have
    to try harder to talk to her!
[16:56] Renge
    Hey!
[16:58] Akane
    Wh-What's the matter?
[17:00] Renge
    I found my lifelong enemy over here!
[17:05] Renge
    Cockleburs! They always
    get stuck to my clothes!
[17:08] Renge
    You won't have your way today!
[17:11] Renge
    Prepare yourself!
[17:13] Renge
    Smack!
[17:18] Renge
    You can have this.
[17:19] Akane
    Huh? Oh, uh, thanks...
[17:23] Akane
    What am I supposed to do with this?
[17:29] Akane
    Wh-What is it? Did you find something else?
[17:32] Renge
    A frog!
[17:34] Akane
    A frog? Oh, yeah, frogs are cute, huh?
[17:43] Renge
    Want this toad?
[17:45] Akane
    N-No, I don't! Put it on the ground!
[17:49] Renge
    Okay, I'll put it down like this and
    pretend it can walk on two feet.
[17:53] Akane
    No, don't make it walk! Let it go!
[17:56] Renge
    His name is Fatty!
SIGN    Cattle Crossing
[17:59] Akane
    It doesn't need a name!
[18:00] Akane
    Whoa, whoa! Don't walk
    it this way! Stop! Stop!
[18:05] Konomi
    So Renge-chan chased you
    around with a frog, huh?
[18:09] Akane
    Yeah...
[18:10] Konomi
    Sounds like a crazy time.
[18:13] Konomi
    She's just a kid, though.
    You should cut her some slack.
[18:19] Renge
    I washed my hands.
[18:21] Konomi
    Here's the recorder you left with me.
[18:24] Renge
    Thanks.
[18:30] Renge
    That's not the same as my recorder!
[18:32] Renge
    What's it sound like? Play it for me!
[18:35] Akane
    Uh, o-okay...
[18:49] Renge
    Wow! It made a sound!
[18:51] Renge
    And it has so many buttons!
    It's so cool! Like an octopus tentacle!
[18:55] Akane
    Couldn't you think of anything
    else to compare it to?
[18:59] Renge
    That octorecorder sure is cool, though.
[19:02] Renge
    I wanna play the octorecorder!
[19:03] Akane
    It's a flute, not an octorecorder.
[19:06] Renge
    Huh?
[19:07] Konomi
    You said you were anxious around strangers,
    but you're talking with Renge-chan just fine.
[19:11] Akane
    Y-You think so?
[19:13] Konomi
    Maybe having her chase you around with
    a frog actually loosened up your nerves.
[19:18] Renge
    I'm gonna practice the "do" sound.
[19:24] Akane
    Oh, Renge-chan, to play "do,"
[19:26] Akane
    cover the hole with the pad of your finger.
[19:30] Akane
    And try blowing with a little less force.
[19:41] Konomi
    There you go! You got it!
[19:43] Akane
    That sounds perfect.
[19:44] Konomi
    Why don't we all play something together?
[19:47] Renge
    Let's play the "Frog Song!"
[19:49] Renge
    Is that okay?
[19:51] Akane
    Sure. I know that one.
[19:54] Konomi
    Okay.
[19:56] Renge
    Ready... go!
[20:30] Akane
    Thank you for all your help today.
[20:32] Konomi
    Come by again sometime.
[20:33] Akane
    Sure.
[20:35] Akane
    U-Um...
[20:44] Akane
    Could you... practice with me again sometime?
[20:49] Konomi
    Of course!
[20:50] Renge
    I wanna practice with you, too!
[20:55] Renge
    Promise, okay?
[20:59] Akane
    Sure! Thanks for everything
    today, Renge-chan!
[21:32] Akane
    Yes!
SIGN    Non Non Biyori
SIGN    Nonstop
[21:43] Hotaru
    You've gotten much better, Ren-chan.
[21:45] Komari
    But who was it that you
    wanted to play this for?
[21:54] Renge
    I heard cows make more milk when
    you play classical music for them.
SIGN    Non Non Biyori
SIGN    That's all for today
[23:30] Konomi
    Hey, why don't I introduce you
    to another neighbor of mine?
[23:35] Akane
    I'll do my best to overcome
    my anxiety with strangers!
[23:37] Kazuho
    Once the rain stops,
    how about we build a greenhouse?
[23:40] Komari
    I'll lend you my lap for
    a pillow! As a big sister!
[23:42] Akane
    Using your lap as a pillow
    is just too embarrassing!
[23:44] Akane
    Ichijou-san, it's a pleasure to meet you!
SIGN    Next Time
    Episode 2
SIGN    Hotaru Looked Like a Grown-up?
SIGN    Photo: Black Ponta
SIGN    Please Watch Again

E2 - Hotaru Was Really Mature?

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[00:02] Kazuho
    Hey, Ren-chon? Ren-chon!
[00:06] Kazuho
    Oh, there you are.
[00:09] Renge
    Need something?
[00:10] Kazuho
    Not really. I was just thinking of
    planting some veggies in the garden.
[00:14] Kazuho
    Want to help me out?
[00:16] Renge
    What?! I can grow vegetables?!
[00:19] Kazuho
    Wow, you're into this.
[00:21] Renge
    I'll call everyone else!
[00:25] Kazuho
    Sorry to have you all
    come over on a Sunday.
[00:28] Kazuho
    I was thinking of planting
    these seedlings in the garden.
[00:32] Hotaru
    You're planting these?
[00:34] Kazuho
    That's right.
[00:35] Renge
    There sure are a lot.
[00:37] Renge
    What are they?
[00:38] Kazuho
    Those ones are bell peppers.
[00:40] Renge
    Bel—
[00:47] Renge
    Actually, I have stuff to do.
[00:50] Renge
    Gonna do my homework.
[00:51] Kazuho
    I'm just kidding. They're tomatoes.
[00:53] Renge
    Hey! Why did you lie?!
[00:56] Renge
    Lying's really, really bad!
[00:57] Kazuho
    Sorry, sorry. I just felt
    like teasing you a little.
[01:01] Kazuho
    You really hate bell peppers, huh?
[01:04] Natsumi
    Well, they are bitter.
[01:05] Komari
    I'm not a big fan of them, either.
[01:07] Komari
    Are you, Hotaru?
[01:08] Hotaru
    I don't mind bell peppers.
[01:10] Renge
    You're so grown-up, Hotarun.
[01:13] Natsumi
    For real.
[01:14] Komari
    Yep.
[01:17] Hotaru
    I... I am?
SIGN    Nonstop
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    Hotaru Was Really Mature?
[02:57] Komari
    Can we start planting them now?
[02:58] Kazuho
    Not just yet.
[03:00] Kazuho
    We need to fertilize them
    and put down the mulch first.
SIGN    Mulch
[03:02] Komari
    Oh, we're starting with that?
[03:04] Hotaru
    Mulch?
[03:06] Renge
    What's this for?
[03:08] Kazuho
    You lay it down on the ground
    where the seedlings go.
[03:11] Kazuho
    I guess you can think of it
    as a futon for the tomatoes.
[03:14] Hotaru
    A futon?
[03:16] Renge
    I'll put it down just right!
[03:18] Kazuho
    Okay, then, let's get started.
[03:20] Kazuho
    I placed some stakes so
    we'll know where to plant.
[03:23] Kazuho
    Could you start digging
    some ruts along those?
[03:25] Komari
    Got it.
[03:33] Komari
    Careful, Renge. You'll throw dirt
    all over us if you dig like that.
[03:38] Renge
    Oh, no! I forgot myself!
[03:40] Renge
    Understood!
[03:42] Komari
    Sheesh...
[03:52] Komari
    Earthworm!
[03:56] Natsumi
    Hey! Why'd you throw dirt
    all over me, Nee-chan?!
[04:00] Komari
    I-I didn't mean to!
[04:02] Komari
    An earthworm! There was an earthworm!
[04:44] Hotaru
    They're planted in such perfect lines.
[04:46] Natsumi
    I'm exhausted...
[04:48] Komari
    All you did was play around.
[04:50] Komari
    Hotaru worked harder than anyone.
[04:52] Hotaru
    It kind of got me interested.
[04:55] Renge
    We're all done!
[04:56] Kazuho
    Great job, everyone. Now we can...
[05:05] Renge
    It's raining.
[05:10] Natsumi
    It just started out of nowhere.
[05:12] Komari
    At least we finished the planting first.
[05:14] Hotaru
    Yeah.
[05:19] Renge
    It's raining really hard now.
[05:21] Renge
    Will the tomatoes be okay?
[05:22] Natsumi
    They're plants. I think they
    can handle a little rain.
[05:25] Renge
    Really?
[05:27] Renge
    But they must be cold.
    Can't we do anything for them?
[05:31] Komari
    I'm not sure what...
[05:33] Kazuho
    Here, I brought towels.
[05:35] Hotaru
    Thank you.
[05:37] Hotaru
    Ren-chan, let's go inside for now.
[05:39] Hotaru
    We should dry ourselves off.
[05:41] Kazuho
    Is something wrong?
[05:43] Natsumi
    Well, Ren-chon was just saying
    the tomatoes looked cold.
[05:48] Renge
    They must be cold with just the futon.
[05:50] Natsumi
    But if you want more than that,
    you'd have to build them a house.
[05:53] Kazuho
    Hmm... A house, huh?
[05:57] Natsumi
    Wait, is this heading toward...
[06:01] Kazuho
    Okay, once the rain stops,
    how about we build a greenhouse?
[06:11] Hotaru
    It cleared up so quickly.
[06:13] Komari
    Guess it was a passing shower.
[06:15] Natsumi
    Man, I really shouldn't have said that...
[06:18] Renge
    I'll help, too!
[06:19] Kazuho
    Okay, you can bring over the vinyl.
[06:21] Renge
    Got it!
[06:49] Renge
    Kazu-nee, look! It's really a house!
[06:52] Kazuho
    You all really worked hard.
[06:55] Hotaru
    I never knew this was how
    greenhouses were made.
[06:58] Renge
    C-Can we go inside the
    house for a little bit?
[07:00] Renge
    I wanna welcome the tomatoes
    to their new home!
[07:02] Kazuho
    Sure, go ahead.
[07:14] Hotaru
    Can I come in, too?
[07:16] Renge
    Come on in!
[07:18] Renge
    Koma-chan and Nattsun, too! Come over here!
[07:21] Renge
    Look at all the happy tomatoes!
SIGN    Non Non Biyori
[07:43] Hotaru
    Mom, Mom! Where are the new
    clothes I got the other day?
[07:47] Mom
    In your room.
[07:54] Hotaru
    I get to see Senpai again today!
[08:08] Konomi
    Okay, ready to wrap up for today?
[08:10] Akane
    Sure.
[08:11] Akane
    Thank you for helping me practice
    even though it's Sunday.
[08:16] Konomi
    You've gotten better since
    last time, haven't you?
[08:18] Akane
    Well, I've been practicing at home, too...
[08:21] Konomi
    Really? That's awesome!
[08:23] Konomi
    A lot of kids don't bother to practice
    at home. You're working hard!
[08:27] Akane
    N-No, it was really only a little bit...
[08:30] Konomi
    I'm so proud to have an underclassman
    who learns so quickly.
[08:34] Konomi
    I have nothing more to teach you.
[08:37] Akane
    Th-That's being too kind!
[08:39] Konomi
    Okay, I've decided.
[08:41] Konomi
    I'll push to get you a solo
    at our next concert.
[08:44] Akane
    Huh?!
[08:45] Akane
    W-Wait a minute!
[08:47] Konomi
    What? Where'd that come from?
[08:49] Akane
    That's what I want to know!
[08:51] Akane
    Th-There's no way I can do a solo!
[08:57] Akane
    I-I mean, sure,
    I'd like to try it out once...
[09:01] Akane
    But I'd get stage fright in front of
    all those people. It'll never work.
[09:11] Akane
    Oh, but if it's a concert where
    no one else is there...
[09:14] Konomi
    Uh, that sounds kinda scary...
[09:16] Konomi
    Also, I know you're anxious around
    strangers, but are you shy, too?
[09:20] Akane
    Um... I get anxious around strangers
    because I'm shy, I guess...
[09:23] Konomi
    Hmm...
[09:25] Konomi
    Hey, why don't I introduce you
    to another neighbor of mine?
[09:30] Akane
    Huh? A neighbor this time?
[09:32] Konomi
    Yeah! That'll give you some confidence.
[09:35] Konomi
    Our ultimate goal will be to make
    sure you don't get stage fright!
[09:38] Akane
    Uh... w-well...
[09:45] Akane
    A-All right!
[09:47] Akane
    I'll do my best to overcome
    my anxiety with strangers!
[09:49] Konomi
    Hey, that's the spirit!
[09:52] Konomi
    Okay, then, let's go!
[09:53] Akane
    Okay!
[09:54] ---
    Nonstop
[10:01] Konomi
    So this is my underclassman
    in band, Akane-chan.
[10:05] Konomi
    Be nice to her, okay?
[10:07] Konomi
    Go on, Akane-chan, say hello.
[10:18] Akane
    H...
[10:21] Akane
    Hello...
[10:25] Komari
    Um... a-are you okay?
[10:27] Komari
    You're dripping with sweat.
[10:29] Konomi
    This isn't going so well...
[10:30] Konomi
    She gets a little anxious around strangers.
[10:33] Konomi
    I brought her over here to help
    her get used to new people.
[10:36] Natsumi
    I get it!
[10:37] Natsumi
    Akane-chan, was it?
[10:39] Natsumi
    I'm Koshigaya Natsumi. Nice to meet ya!
[10:42] Komari
    Hey! Don't be so casual with
    someone older than you!
[10:44] Akane
    N-N-No, it's okay!
[10:46] Akane
    Being casual will make it
    easier for me to talk, too!
[10:49] Komari
    Really?
[10:50] Komari
    Okay, I'll take you up on that.
[10:52] Komari
    I'm Komari. Nice to meet you.
[10:54] Akane
    Y-Yeah, I'm pleased to meet you both.
[10:57] Hotaru
    Oh, nice to meet you.
    My name's Ichijou Hotaru.
[11:01] Akane
    Ichijou-san! It's a pleasure to meet you!
[11:04] Hotaru
    Huh? Only I get the polite treatment?!
[11:12] Komari
    Oh, so you both play the flute?
[11:15] Akane
    Y-Yeah, but I'm not that good at it yet...
[11:18] Komari
    I thought I heard some kind of
    music playing this morning.
[11:21] Komari
    Are you taking a break now?
[11:22] Konomi
    Yep, that's right.
[11:24] Komari
    Perfect timing, then!
[11:25] Komari
    We were about to make some cookies.
[11:28] Komari
    You can help us out, then have
    some as a snack on your break.
[11:31] Konomi
    Oh, that sounds great!
[11:34] Konomi
    Let's do it, Akane-chan!
[11:35] Akane
    O-Okay.
SIGN    Nissei
    Sunflower
    Pastry Flour
    For tempura, pastries, okonomiyaki, and udon
[11:39] Komari
    Flour, eggs, and butter...
[11:41] Komari
    We've got all the utensils and stuff, too.
[11:44] Komari
    Okay! Everything's ready!
[11:46] Komari
    So... what do we do now, exactly?
[11:48] Natsumi
    Didn't take you long to hit a roadblock...
[11:50] Akane
    Um, I think you mix the butter first.
[11:53] Komari
    Oh, really?
[11:55] Hotaru
    And it's a good idea to sift the flour
[11:57] Hotaru
    and set aside some butter to grease
    the cooking sheet, right?
[12:00] Akane
    Th-That's right!
[12:02] Akane
    You're very good at this, Ichijou-san!
[12:03] Akane
    W-Well, I'll go ahead and mix the butter!
[12:06] Hotaru
    O-Okay...
[12:09] Konomi
    There's something I've been wondering...
[12:11] Konomi
    Do you think Hotaru-chan is older than you?
[12:15] Konomi
    She's in elementary school.
[12:16] Akane
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[12:18] Akane
    I won't fall for a silly joke like that.
[12:24] Konomi
    You* do* think that.
[12:28] Akane
    What?! Is that true?!
[12:30] Hotaru
    I'm in fifth grade, actually...
[12:31] Akane
    What?!
[12:32] Akane
    I-I'm sorry! I guess I
    jumped to conclusions!
[12:35] Hotaru
    No, it's okay, really!
[12:37] Hotaru
    Also, I'm younger than you,
    so you don't have to be so polite.
[12:40] Akane
    Oh, um... I'd love to, but since I started
    out polite, it's hard to break the habit...
[12:47] Konomi
    But according to Renge-chan, a surprise
    can help loosen your nerves,
[12:51] Konomi
    so maybe a scary story would
    help you speak more casually?
[12:54] Akane
    Th-There's no way that would work!
[12:56] Akane
    I'll get back to mixing the butter now.
[12:58] Akane
    Oh, right. Do you have sugar?
    It needs to be mixed in, too.
[13:02] Konomi
    Oh, isn't there any up there?
[13:04] Natsumi
    Oh, shoot! It's empty!
[13:06] Konomi
    You don't have refills under
    the sink or anything?
[13:08] Komari
    Um... just a sec...
[13:12] Komari
    That's salt... Where was the sugar again?
SIGN    Caster Sugar
[13:17] Akane
    Thank you.
[13:19] Akane
    Komari-chan, there's sugar right here.
[13:22] Komari
    Huh? I just looked there
    and didn't see any.
[13:25] Akane
    Well, someone just left some here...
[13:28] Akane
    Huh? No one's there!
[13:31] Akane
    It wasn't you, Konomi-senpai?
[13:33] Konomi
    No, I was looking around the sink.
[13:36] Akane
    Huh?
[13:37] Komari
    You don't think... A ghost?
[13:43] Komari
    Let's bake the cookies in the living room!
[13:45] Akane
    Yeah!
[13:46] Komari
    Baking around water is dangerous!
    It's just too dangerous!
[13:49] Akane
    Yeah!
[13:50] Natsumi
    What are those two doing?
[13:53] Konomi
    Well... it's nice that they're
    learning to cooperate, I guess?
[13:58] Akane
    I feel like all we did in the end was
    have them make cookies for us...
[14:03] Akane
    But Hotaru-chan really seems
    very mature, doesn't she?
[14:06] Akane
    I hope it doesn't bother her that
    I thought she was older...
[14:10] Konomi
    I'm sure she's fine.
[14:11] Konomi
    What about you? Do you feel okay?
[14:13] Konomi
    I might have been a little forceful
    in taking you to meet them...
[14:16] Akane
    Oh, no, I'm totally fine.
[14:19] Akane
    I get anxious around strangers,
    but I kind of like being in a group.
[14:23] Konomi
    Really? I'm glad to hear that!
[14:24] Konomi
    Well, Komari-chan, Nacchan,
    and Glasses-kun are all really nice.
[14:29] Konomi
    Let's keep getting you used to this stuff,
    so you'll be ready for the concert.
[14:32] Akane
    O-Okay! I'll do my best!
[14:34] Akane
    Wait, hang on... Glasses-kun?
[14:37] Akane
    Was there someone with glasses there?
[14:39] Konomi
    No, I didn't see him today.
[14:42] ---
    Nonstop
[14:47] ---
    Nonstop
[14:53] Hotaru
    Shopping was so much fun!
[14:55] Mom
    It's too bad the car broke down and
    we had to take the train home.
[14:58] Mom
    Are you worn out now?
[15:00] Hotaru
    No, I'm fine. I haven't
    ridden a train in ages.
[15:03] Hotaru
    Hey, Papa, can we eat these
    sweets when we get home?
[15:07] Dad
    You just had ice cream at
    the department store.
[15:10] Dad
    You shouldn't. You'll spoil
    your appetite for dinner.
[15:13] Hotaru
    What?!
[15:14] Hotaru
    No! No! I can have some, can't I?!
[15:17] Dad
    Now, come on, Hotaru...
[15:19] Hotaru
    Please, Papa? Can't I?
[15:22] Dad
    Oh, all right. But you'd better
    eat your dinner, too.
[15:25] Hotaru
    Really?! Yay! I love you, Papa!
[15:32] Hotaru
    Mama, Papa! We're at the station!
[15:34] Mom
    Yes, I know.
[15:39] Hotaru
    Come on, let's hurry!
[15:40] Dad
    Come on, Hotaru, calm down.
[15:43] Hotaru
    Oh, it's fine!
[15:55] Hotaru
    K-Konomi-san...
[15:57] Konomi
    Hi there, Hotaru-chan.
[16:00] Mom
    Oh? Hotaru, is this a friend?
[16:02] Konomi
    Hello, it's nice to meet you.
    I'm Fujimiya Konomi.
[16:05] Konomi
    I'm a friend of your daughter's.
[16:06] Mom
    I thought no one else was on that train.
[16:08] Mom
    Were we too noisy? Sorry about that.
[16:11] Konomi
    Oh, no, not at all.
[16:13] Konomi
    I just... didn't have anything
    to do, so I went to town...
[16:17] Hotaru
    I-I see...
[16:19] Mom
    Hotaru, want to visit with
    her before heading home?
[16:21] Hotaru
    Huh?!
[16:22] Hotaru
    Um... er...
[16:29] Mom
    Okay, Hotaru, make sure
    you're home by dinner.
[16:33] Hotaru
    Okay...
[16:33] Dad
    Bye.
[16:37] Konomi
    Uh... sorry about... this.
[16:40] Hotaru
    No, it's okay! I didn't
    have anything else to do!
[16:44] Konomi
    Oh...
[16:46] Konomi
    So, um... are you always like that?
[16:50] Hotaru
    N-N-No, I'm not at all!
    I mean, I am, but... I mean...
[16:55] Hotaru
    I-I didn't think there was anyone
    else on the train, so... um...
[16:59] Hotaru
    Th-That's why I was like
    that with my parents...
[17:03] Konomi
    Oh, I guess I'd forgotten that
    you're still in fifth grade.
[17:07] Konomi
    It makes sense that you'd be
    like that with your parents.
[17:10] Hotaru
    Y-You think so?
[17:12] Konomi
    Yeah, that's right...
[17:14] Konomi
    You're still at an age where
    you want to be babied a bit.
[17:17] Konomi
    Okay! You can be babyish with me, too!
[17:20] Hotaru
    Huh?!
[17:21] Konomi
    Komari-chan was a total baby
    when she was your age, too.
[17:25] Hotaru
    O-Oh...
[17:26] Konomi
    So I should treat you like an elementary
    schooler, too, shouldn't I?
[17:31] Konomi
    So there you go! Just jump right
    into my arms, like a child!
[17:35] Hotaru
    Huh?! U-Um, Konomi-san?
[17:39] Konomi
    What's wrong, Hotaru-chan?
[17:40] Hotaru
    I appreciate the sentiment,
    but it's a little too embarrassing...
[17:44] Konomi
    You're not putting on a front?
[17:45] Hotaru
    N-No, I'm not! I'm not!
[17:48] Konomi
    Well, no reason to just
    stand out here talking.
[17:50] Konomi
    Let's hold hands on the way to my house.
[17:52] Konomi
    That's not embarrassing, is it?
[17:54] Hotaru
    U-Um...
[17:56] Konomi
    You'll get lost if you don't hold my hand.
[18:01] Konomi
    Have you ever gotten lost before?
[18:03] Hotaru
    A-A few times...
[18:05] Konomi
    I thought so!
[18:06] Konomi
    Komari-chan got lost about once a
    month when she was in fifth grade.
[18:09] Hotaru
    What?! Once a month?!
[18:10] Konomi
    So come on. Give me your hand.
[18:22] Konomi
    Yeah, it was just like this.
[18:25] Konomi
    Reminds me of when Komari-chan and
    the rest were in elementary school.
[18:28] Hotaru
    R-Really?
[18:30] Hotaru
    B-By the way, what was Komari-senpai
    like in elementary school?
[18:35] Konomi
    Hmm, well...
[18:37] Konomi
    Not too different from now, really.
[18:39] Konomi
    She cried a lot, and she's
    not even that much taller.
[18:42] Hotaru
    Wow...
[18:43] Konomi
    She drank from a bottle until...
[18:46] Konomi
    A bottle?!
[18:48] Konomi
    Oh, yeah. Until she was five.
[18:50] Hotaru
    Five?!
[18:51] Hotaru
    Even that seems a bit late...
[18:53] Konomi
    Well, that's how Komari-chan was,
    so you don't need to be embarrassed.
[18:57] Konomi
    Kids should act like kids.
[18:59] Hotaru
    Right...
[19:01] Konomi
    Or would you have preferred to be carried?
[19:04] Hotaru
    Th-That's all right!
    This is perfectly fine!
[19:10] Konomi
    Well, there's my house.
[19:13] Konomi
    You didn't get lost. Good job, Hotaru-chan.
[19:16] Hotaru
    Yeah...
[19:17] Komari
    Huh?
[19:19] Komari
    Why're you two holding hands?
[19:22] Hotaru
    K-K-K-Komari-senpai!
[19:24] Hotaru
    Th-This isn't what you think! It's...
[19:27] Hotaru
    Well, some things happened, and...
[19:28] Konomi
    You know, since Hotaru-chan's
    in fifth grade,
[19:30] Konomi
    I thought I should treat her
    like an elementary schooler.
[19:33] Hotaru
    Y-Yeah!
[19:34] Komari
    Oh, I get it.
[19:36] Komari
    That's right. You are still
    in elementary school, huh?
[19:39] Komari
    Hey, I've got a great idea!
[19:41] Komari
    Come over here!
[19:42] Komari
    There.
[19:44] Komari
    Come on, Hotaru, over here.
[19:48] Komari
    I'll lend you my lap for
    a pillow, as a big sister!
[19:50] Hotaru
    Y-Your lap?!
[19:52] Konomi
    Oh, yeah, I did that for you a lot.
[19:54] Konomi
    You might as well let her indulge you, too.
[19:57] Hotaru
    Huh?!
[19:57] Komari
    Come on, Hotaru. Right over here.
[20:03] Hotaru
    Senpai's lap... as a pillow...
[20:07] Komari
    Hotaru, what's the problem?
[20:12] Komari
    Hotaru?
[20:14] Hotaru
    U-U-Using your lap as a pillow
    is just too embarrassing!
[20:18] Hotaru
    I-I-I'm going home for today!
[20:24] Komari
    She left...
[20:25] Konomi
    Maybe we went too far.
    We'll have to apologize later.
SIGN    Non Non Biyori
[20:51] Hotaru
    Yesterday was so embarrassing.
[20:54] Hotaru
    I can't let the others see me act like
    that around my parents anymore.
[21:04] Hotaru
    Hey, Pechi, you'll get a
    tummyache if you eat grass.
[21:08] Hotaru
    Come over here.
[21:12] Hotaru
    Jeez, Pechi, that tickles.
[21:18] Konomi
    Oh, it's you, Hotaru-chan.
[21:20] Konomi
    Sorry about yesterday.
    You can just act the way you always—
[21:24] Hotaru
    Oh, Pechi, you're so cute!
[21:26] Hotaru
    I'm gonna give you cuddles!
[21:29] Hotaru
    Here! Cuddle, cuddle! Cuddle, cuddle!
[21:32] Hotaru
    Cuddle, cuddle, cuddle! Cuddle, cuddle!
[21:35] Hotaru
    Cuddle, cuddle, cuddle! Cuddle,
    cuddle, cuddle, cuddle, cuddle!
[21:38] Hotaru
    Cuddle, cuddle, cuddle, cuddle!
[21:40] Hotaru
    Cuddle! Cuddle, cuddle, cuddle,
    cuddle, cuddle, cuddle!
[21:43] Hotaru
    I'll cuddle you even more when we get home!
[21:55] Konomi
    Uh...
[21:58] Hotaru
    Uh...
SIGN    Non Non Biyori
SIGN    That's all for today
[23:31] Hikage
    Let's play, Natsumi!
[23:32] Natsumi
    I'm not sure if we can get clay
    from our yard, though...
[23:35] Hikage
    What's the matter?
[23:36] Natsumi
    How about this, then?!
[23:38] Konomi
    Hikage-chan, why are you dressed like that?
[23:40] Natsumi
    Finisher: Surefire Kill!
[23:44] Hikage
    A komuso just popped out of the bushes!
SIGN    Next Time
    Episode 3
SIGN    We Were Always Like This
SIGN    Photo: Genbor-No
SIGN    Please Watch Again

E3 - We Were Always Like This

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SIGN    Nonstop
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    We Were Always Like This
[02:01] Natsumi
    Coming...
[02:04] Natsumi
    Yeah, I'm coming. Who is it?
[02:11] Natsumi
    Oh, Hika-nee.
[02:13] Hikage
    I'm back from Tokyo.
[02:15] Hikage
    Let's play, Natsumi!
[02:20] Natsumi
    Okay!
[02:22] Natsumi
    Sweet! So what should we play?
[02:24] Hikage
    I just got off the Shinkansen,
[02:27] Hikage
    so I wanna do something that
    involves moving around a lot!
[02:30] Natsumi
    All right! In that case...
[02:32] Natsumi
    I'll show you my Surefire Kill Shot,
[02:35] Natsumi
    the new finisher shot I've been
    working on while you were away!
[02:37] Hikage
    Surefire Kill? What the heck?
[02:40] Hikage
    Whatever! Bring it!
[02:42] Natsumi
    Finisher: Surefire Kill Shot!
[02:50] Hikage
    Okay, don't actually use surefire
    kill finishers, idiot!
[03:13] Hikage
    Don't actually use surefire
    kill finishers, idiot.
[03:17] Natsumi
    Was the first time you said
    it a conditioned reflex?
[03:20] Hikage
    Come on! This is what you
    do the minute I get home?!
[03:23] Hikage
    My fun time back at home is already over!
[03:27] Natsumi
    My finisher, Surefire Kill Shot,
    kills anything and everything.
[03:30] Hikage
    Well, don't kill my visit
    home with it, too!
[03:33] Hikage
    What are we gonna do?
[03:36] Hikage
    If your mom finds out,
    she'll wring our necks.
[03:38] Natsumi
    Hmm... Well, yeah, I guess so.
[03:42] Natsumi
    However, Hika-nee! Just think about this!
[03:46] Natsumi
    We've faced and overcome countless
    situations like this before, haven't we?
[03:51] Hikage
    Uh, yeah, I don't remember
    overcoming any...
[03:54] Natsumi
    I believe it would be best to learn from
    our past and apologize immediately.
[03:58] Hikage
    Th-That sounds way too reasonable!
[04:01] Hikage
    Are you really Natsumi?!
[04:04] Natsumi
    I'm not the same Natsumi-chan
    you knew before.
[04:08] Natsumi
    But I worry that this idea
    alone isn't enough.
[04:11] Natsumi
    We should come up with other options
    in the event of an emergency.
[04:14] Hikage
    G-Good point...
[04:16] Natsumi
    My second proposal is
    destruction of evidence.
[04:19] Natsumi
    But that wouldn't solve the actual problem.
    It would only delay the inevitable.
[04:23] Hikage
    Yeah... That's a last resort.
[04:26] Natsumi
    And I have a third, creative proposal.
[04:29] Hikage
    Oh? What is it? Tell me!
[04:37] Natsumi
    We collect clay from the ground and
    recreate the planter from scratch!
[04:41] Hikage
    You're definitely the
    same Natsumi as before.
[04:43] Hikage
    The first plan's obviously the best!
[04:46] Hikage
    Let's go apologize right now!
[04:48] Natsumi
    Okay.
[04:49] Natsumi
    But if it comes to it,
    we use the third one.
[04:51] Hikage
    They're only two that matter, you doofus!
[04:53] Hikage
    O-Okay, let's find your
    mom and apologize to—
[04:57] Komari
    Hey, Hika-nee, you're back home?
[05:07] Hikage
    Sorry!
[05:08] Hikage
    We were just talking about what pose
    we'd use if we were Sentai heroes!
[05:12] Natsumi
    Nee-chan, sorry, but could
    you leave us alone for now?
[05:16] Natsumi
    Our future is riding on this.
[05:18] Komari
    What are you talking about?
[05:20] Komari
    W-Well, if you two are playing
    by yourselves, that's fine.
[05:23] Komari
    See you later, Hika-nee.
[05:25] Hikage
    S-Sure.
[05:30] Hikage
    Is she gone?
[05:31] Natsumi
    Looks like it.
[05:33] Natsumi
    Anyway, Hika-nee, I just realized something!
[05:36] Hikage
    What?
[05:37] Natsumi
    What if Nee-chan or Nii-chan
    were to see this?
[05:40] Natsumi
    Even if we apologize, it'll look like we're
    only doing it because we got caught.
[05:45] Natsumi
    We need to find Mom and apologize
    before anyone finds out.
[05:48] Hikage
    Then can't one of us stay here
    and make sure no one comes by?
[05:56] Natsumi
    Hika-nee, are you not aware
[05:58] Natsumi
    of the things called "sincerity points"
    that you get when you apologize?
[06:01] Hikage
    Do I look like I'm aware?
[06:04] Natsumi
    If just one of us goes to apologize,
[06:06] Natsumi
    the question of why the other one
    didn't also apologize will follow,
[06:10] Natsumi
    and we lose 40 sincerity points.
[06:12] Natsumi
    Those 40 points are huge!
[06:14] Hikage
    Uh-huh...
[06:16] Natsumi
    We both go together, clearly explain
    what happened, and apologize.
[06:19] Natsumi
    That'll give us 30 sincerity points.
[06:22] Natsumi
    And if we apologize in the
    Sentai poses from before,
[06:24] Natsumi
    we lose 100 points!
[06:25] Hikage
    Whoa, whoa! Seriously, let's not do
    anything that'll lose us points!
[06:30] Hikage
    You know, why don't we just
    yell for your mom from here?
[06:33] Natsumi
    No, that would only disturb the
    neighbors, which adds to our crimes.
[06:38] Natsumi
    For now, we'll just find Mom as
    soon as we can and apologize.
[06:41] Hikage
    O-Okay, fine.
[06:50] Natsumi
    Not here.
[06:53] Natsumi
    Not here.
[06:55] Natsumi
    Th-That's weird...
[06:57] Natsumi
    I can't find Mom anywhere.
[06:59] Hikage
    Maybe she's just not home?
[07:02] Natsumi
    Hey, Nee-chan, do you know where Mom is?
[07:06] Komari
    Mom?
[07:08] Komari
    Uh... I think she went to the candy store
    to buy rice crackers, since we ran out...
[07:13] Natsumi
    Th-The candy store?!
[07:15] Natsumi
    Hika-nee!
[07:16] Natsumi
    Come with me! Time to make a strategy!
[07:19] Hikage
    Right!
[07:20] Komari
    What's up with those two?
[07:22] Hikage
    Well, what now?
[07:24] Hikage
    We were gonna apologize right away,
    but your mom's not home!
[07:27] Hikage
    Shouldn't we come up with
    an emergency plan?
[07:31] Natsumi
    At this point, I guess we'll have to.
[07:34] Natsumi
    I'm not sure if we can get clay
    from our yard, though...
[07:37] Hikage
    No, not the third plan!
    There are only two proposals here!
[07:41] Hikage
    For now, we should hide the planter
    before Komari or your brother find it.
[07:45] Hikage
    Then, when your mom gets home,
    we'll apologize to her.
[07:48] Natsumi
    I'm not too enthusiastic about that,
    but if it's what you want...
[07:52] Hikage
    Well, get enthusiastic!
[07:53] Hikage
    Argh, we can't drag this out any longer!
[07:56] Hikage
    Natsumi, get a bag we can put
    the pieces of the planter in!
[07:58] Hikage
    I'll stand guard at the crime scene!
[08:00] Natsumi
    Roger!
[08:03] Mom
    Honestly, I only went to
    buy rice crackers...
[08:07] Mom
    That Kaede-chan is one shrewd saleswoman.
[08:10] Mom
    Well, I have hungry teens
    at home, so it'll be fine.
[08:14] Natsumi
    Hika-nee, I brought a bag.
[08:16] Hikage
    Good!
[08:18] Hikage
    Put all the pieces in the bag.
[08:20] Natsumi
    Got it!
[08:21] Natsumi
    Wait, what do we do with the tree?
[08:23] Hikage
    Hide it in the bushes or something.
[08:25] Hikage
    The ball might give away the fact that we
    broke the planter, so let's hide it, too.
[08:29] Natsumi
    Done and done, Hika-nee!
[08:31] Hikage
    Okay!
[08:32] Hikage
    All right, all the evidence is concealed!
[08:34] Natsumi
    Let's scram before we get caught!
[08:35] ---
    Nonstop
[08:39] Hikage
    Gah! We got totally chewed out!
[08:42] Natsumi
    Wait, why are you getting mad at me?
[08:45] Hikage
    If you hadn't said anything weird,
    we would've gotten off a lot easier!
[08:50] Natsumi
    I mean, you seemed on board
    with it at the time.
[08:52] Natsumi
    Besides, this happened because you
    didn't catch my Surefire Kill Shot.
[08:55] Hikage
    That was nothing but a wild pitch!
[08:57] Natsumi
    Hey! Are you mocking my Surefire Kill Shot?
[09:01] Hikage
    Yes!
[09:02] Natsumi
    What?!
[09:04] Hikage
    What?!
[09:05] Both
    Why, you!
[09:19] Hikage
    I'm going to bed.
[09:22] Renge
    But it's still early, Hika-nee.
[09:30] Hikage
    I ended up getting in trouble as
    soon as I made it back home.
[09:34] Hikage
    Going to see Natsumi straight
    away was a mistake.
[09:37] Hikage
    She's always been nothing
    but trouble for me.
[09:46] Natsumi
    I'm going to bed.
[09:48] Komari
    Huh? But it's so early.
[09:53] Natsumi
    Night.
[09:55] Komari
    Night...
[10:00] Natsumi
    Why'd I have to get yelled at by
    not just Mom, but Hika-nee, too?
[10:05] Natsumi
    I know I was the one who threw the ball,
[10:08] Natsumi
    but she was playing with me,
    so why'd she have to get mad?
[10:17] Hikage
    Now that I think about it, she and I...
[10:27] Natsumi
    Hika-nee and I always...
[10:30] Both
    ...fought all the time.
[10:49] (Flashback) Hikage
    So hot...
[10:51] (Flashback) Hikage
    I came outside because I was bored,
[10:53] (Flashback) Hikage
    but it's insanely hot.
[10:57] (Flashback) Hikage
    What's that? A cat?
[11:04] (Flashback) Hikage
    Hey! Are you a cat?
[11:06] (Flashback) Hikage
    Come on out!
[11:22] (Flashback) Hikage
    A...
[11:23] (Flashback) Hikage
    A komuso just popped out of the bushes!
SIGN    Banana
[11:25] (Flashback) Natsumi
    That's right! My name is Komuso Man!
[11:29] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Even you could never guess
    my true identity, Hika-nee!
[11:34] (Flashback) Hikage
    Why do you have a laundry basket
    on your head, Natsumi?
[11:42] (Flashback) Natsumi
    I was playing by myself!
[11:44] (Flashback) Hikage
    You just revealed your identity...
[11:46] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Hika-nee, got anything to do?
[11:48] (Flashback) Natsumi
    If you don't, let's do this!
[11:50] (Flashback) Hikage
    Huh?
[11:51] (Flashback) Hikage
    Do what? You mean playing
    pretend with that?
[11:54] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Yeah!
[11:55] (Flashback) Natsumi
    We'll do rock-paper-scissors to
    see who gets to be Komuso Man!
[11:58] (Flashback) Hikage
    Wait, wait! Are you nuts?
    I'm not doing that!
[12:01] (Flashback) Natsumi
    You gotta throw something, or you lose!
[12:04] (Flashback) Hikage
    Uh, are you listening?!
[12:04] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
[12:04] (Flashback) Hikage
    Shoot!
[12:06] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Yeah! I win!
[12:12] (Flashback) Hikage
    Okay, since you won, you can do
    all the pretending you want,
[12:17] (Flashback) Hikage
    and I'll do what I want to do.
[12:32] (Flashback) Hikage
    Why?
[12:34] (Flashback) Hikage
    You won, so shouldn't you be Komuso Man?
[12:36] (Flashback) Hikage
    And what even is this character, anyway?
[12:39] (Flashback) Hikage
    How am I supposed to interact with you?
[12:41] (Flashback) Natsumi
    You look so cool...
[12:44] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Don't worry about that! That doesn't
    matter! Let's just play pretend now!
[12:57] (Flashback) Hikage
    My name is Komuso Man!
[12:59] (Flashback) Hikage
    I will bring the hammer of
    justice down upon evil!
[13:02] (Flashback) Natsumi
    There you are, Komuso Man, you fiend!
[13:05] (Flashback) Natsumi
    I, Natsumi-chan, will get rid of you!
[13:08] (Flashback) Hikage
    Huh? Oh, this guy's a fiend?
[13:12] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Take this!
[13:14] (Flashback) Hikage
    Bring it on!
[13:19] (Flashback) Hikage
    Hup!
[13:21] (Flashback) Hikage
    Heh, what's the matter?
[13:23] (Flashback) Hikage
    You're never gonna beat me that way!
[13:27] (Flashback) Hikage
    Nyah, nyah! If you don't like
    that, just try to beat me!
[13:32] (Flashback) Natsumi
    How about this, then?!
[13:34] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Forbidden Shin Kick!
[13:40] (Flashback) Natsumi
    How 'bout now?! Ready to give up?!
[13:42] (Flashback) Natsumi
    You can never beat me, Hika-nee!
[13:44] (Flashback) Natsumi
    If you don't like that,
    just try and catch me!
[13:48] (Flashback) Natsumi
    That's what you get, Komuso Man!
[13:51] (Flashback) Hikage
    Not my shins...
[13:52] (Flashback) Natsumi
    That's what you get, Komuso Man!
[13:53] (Flashback) Hikage
    No, seriously, going for
    the shins is wrong.
[13:56] (Flashback) Hikage
    What the heck is with her?
[13:59] (Flashback) Hikage
    I'm gonna make her pay!
[14:03] (Flashback) Hikage
    I'll catch you just like you wanted
[14:04] (Flashback) Hikage
    and beat you to a pulp!
[14:07] (Flashback) Hikage
    Hold up, Natsumi!
[14:14] (Flashback) Hikage
    She sure runs away fast...
[14:17] (Flashback) Hikage
    Right! This way! My instinct
    tells me she's this way!
SIGN    Cattle Crossing
[14:36] (Flashback) Hikage
    No... seriously... why even run away?
[14:41] (Flashback) Hikage
    Komuso Man's already worn out...
    before the battle even started...
[14:46] (Flashback) Hikage
    I gotta find somewhere to rest...
[14:50] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Konomi-chan, aren't these Popsicles yummy?
[14:53] (Flashback) Konomi
    They are.
[14:56] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Oh, it's Hika-nee.
[14:58] (Flashback) Konomi
    Huh? Hikage-chan, why are
    you dressed like that?
[15:02] (Flashback) Natsumi
    She's Komuso Man.
[15:03] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Hika-nee, Konomi-chan bought us Popsicles!
[15:07] (Flashback) Natsumi
    The kind that break in two!
[15:09] (Flashback) Hikage
    Huh? No, wait...
[15:12] (Flashback) Hikage
    What happened to playing pretend?
[15:14] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Oh, I'm done with that.
[15:17] (Flashback) Hikage
    Oh. I see.
[15:20] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Anyway, these Popsicles are two in one!
[15:24] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Wanna have one, too?
[15:27] (Flashback) Hikage
    Of course I do.
[15:34] (Flashback) Natsumi
    It fell...
SIGN    Non Non Biyori
SIGN    Go straight home after school
[15:43] (Flashback) Natsumi
    What?
[15:44] (Flashback) Natsumi
    You can't play today?
[15:46] (Flashback) Hikage
    Yeah, I was planning to go
    shopping in town today.
[15:50] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Aw... But I wanted to go to the
    secret base you showed me before.
[15:55] (Flashback) Hikage
    If you want to go, go by yourself.
[15:57] (Flashback) Hikage
    This is also your punishment
    for yesterday, you know.
[16:01] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Huh?
[16:04] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Okay, fine. I'll go by myself.
[16:08] (Flashback) Hikage
    Good. Go for it.
[16:32] (Flashback) Natsumi
    I thought it was around here...
[16:40] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Found it!
[16:55] (Flashback) Hikage
    I tried to go shopping, but I didn't
    find anything worth buying.
[17:00] (Flashback) Hikage
    Maybe I should've just stayed
    at home doing nothing.
[17:03] (Flashback) Mom
    Hikage-chan!
[17:05] (Flashback) Hikage
    Auntie Yukiko?
[17:07] (Flashback) Hikage
    What's wrong?
[17:09] (Flashback) Mom
    Have you seen Natsumi?
[17:11] (Flashback) Hikage
    Huh?
[17:12] (Flashback) Mom
    She hasn't made it home yet.
[17:15] (Flashback) Mom
    Who knows where she wandered off to?
[17:18] (Flashback) Mom
    If you see her, let me know, okay?
[17:20] (Flashback) Mom
    Please!
[17:36] (Flashback) Hikage
    Natsumi!
[17:37] (Flashback) Hikage
    I know you're here, Natsumi!
[17:42] (Flashback) Hikage
    No way... She's not here?
[17:45] (Flashback) Hikage
    Guess I had it wrong.
[17:47] (Flashback) Hikage
    No, once she says she'll do something,
    there's no changing her mind.
[17:51] (Flashback) Hikage
    I'm sure she was here.
[17:54] (Flashback) Hikage
    She might still be nearby.
[18:31] (Flashback) Hikage
    What are you doing out here?
[18:34] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Hika-nee...
[18:39] (Flashback) Natsumi
    I scraped my knees...
[18:42] (Flashback) Natsumi
    And then I couldn't find the way home...
[18:46] (Flashback) Natsumi
    And... And...
[19:00] (Flashback) Hikage
    Let's go home.
[19:08] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Hika-nee...
[19:09] (Flashback) Hikage
    Hmm?
[19:11] (Flashback) Natsumi
    I'm sorry about yesterday.
[19:16] (Flashback) Hikage
    It's fine.
[19:18] (Flashback) Hikage
    I was wrong to tell you to
    play by yourself, too.
[19:27] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Hika-nee...
[19:29] (Flashback) Hikage
    Hm?
[19:31] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Can you play tomorrow?
[19:35] (Flashback) Hikage
    Sure. I can play.
[19:48] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Hika-nee...
[19:50] (Flashback) Hikage
    What now?
[19:53] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Apologize to my mom with me.
[19:55] (Flashback) Hikage
    No way, doofus! Get in trouble by yourself!
[20:22] Hikage
    So early, and it's already this hot...
[20:26] Hikage
    I don't feel like doing
    anything when it's this hot.
[20:31] Natsumi
    There you are, Komuso Man!
[20:34] Hikage
    Wh-What are you doing, Re—
[20:37] Hikage
    Wait, Natsumi's with you?
[20:39] Renge
    I was playing with Nattsun.
[20:42] Renge
    Hey, I know!
[20:44] Renge
    Since all three of us are here,
    let's go to the secret base!
[20:47] Hikage
    But...
[20:50] Hikage
    It's... so hot today...
[20:54] Natsumi
    Hika-nee...
[20:59] Natsumi
    C-Come with us... to the secret base.
[21:29] Hikage
    Okay. Let's go to the secret base.
[21:33] Renge
    Wow! You're actually agreeing to
    something for once, Hika-nee!
[21:37] Hikage
    Okay, Renge! Get your hat and water bottle!
[21:40] Natsumi
    Hey, Hika-nee! Your feet are wide open!
[21:43] Renge
    Finisher: Shin Kick!
[21:46] Hikage
    Ow! What the heck have
    you been teaching her?!
[21:48] Natsumi
    Ren-chon, run for it!
[21:50] Renge
    Run!
[21:51] Hikage
    Darn it, Natsumi!
    You're gonna pay for that!
SIGN    Non Non Biyori
SIGN    That's all for today
[23:31] Both
    The Cosmos Detectives!
[23:33] Shiori
    Yeah!
[23:33] Renge
    One... one... zero...
[23:36] Kaede
    Wait, Renge! Don't call
    the police! Seriously!
[23:38] Shiori
    Renge-chan! I found the arrest
    warrant on the ground!
[23:40] Shiori
    Thanks for the tomato, Onee-chan!
[23:43] Natsumi
    I'm impressed, Ren-chon.
[23:44] Renge
    What?! I-I knew it!
SIGN    Next Time
    Episode 4
SIGN    I Turned Into Santa to Deliver Tomatoes
SIGN    Photo: Akyufe
SIGN    Please Watch Again
SIGN    Nonstop

E4 - I Turned Into Santa to Deliver Tomatoes

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[00:14] Kazuho
    Look, Ren-chon. I picked a tomato.
[00:19] Renge
    Tomato! Tomato!
[00:20] Renge
    It's one of the tomatoes I grew!
[00:23] Renge
    Is it ready to eat?
[00:25] Kazuho
    Yep.
[00:27] Kazuho
    Just make sure you rinse
    it off with water first.
[00:43] Renge
    This flavor is, without a doubt,
    the dressing of the sun!
[00:46] Kazuho
    I think you mean "blessing."
SIGN    Nonstop
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    I Turned Into Santa to Deliver Tomatoes
[02:22] Renge
    Hey, can I go pass out these
    tomatoes to everyone?
[02:26] Kazuho
    Oh, that's a good idea.
    They'll be so happy.
[02:33] Renge
    Okay, I'm gonna go give
    everyone some tomatoes!
[02:37] Renge
    I'll be a summer Santa Claus!
[02:40] Kazuho
    Wow, you're fired up.
[02:42] Kazuho
    Just don't get too carried
    away and end up lost.
[02:46] Renge
    Roger!
[02:49] Hotaru
    Pechi...
[02:52] Hotaru
    Your tummy's so soft!
[02:54] Hotaru
    You're so soft, Pechi!
[03:01] Hotaru
    Someone's here?
[03:03] Hotaru
    Wait just a sec.
[03:05] Hotaru
    Yes?
[03:06] Hotaru
    Oh, Ren-chan. Good morning.
[03:09] Renge
    Merry Summer Christmas!
[03:12] Hotaru
    Merry...?
[03:14] Hotaru
    Um... Did you come over to play?
[03:17] Renge
    I'd love to play,
[03:20] Renge
    but today, I came to deliver these.
[03:22] Renge
    Here. It's one of the tomatoes
    I personally grew.
[03:27] Hotaru
    Oh, wow! The tomatoes we
    planted in the spring?
[03:31] Hotaru
    I can have one?
[03:33] Renge
    You sure can.
[03:34] Renge
    And now I'll be taking my leave.
[03:38] Hotaru
    Oh, you're leaving already?
[03:41] Renge
    I'm gonna be Santa today and deliver
    these tomatoes to everyone!
[03:44] Hotaru
    Okay. Be careful.
[03:47] Renge
    'Kay!
[04:22] Renge
    Santa's job sure is hard work.
[04:25] Renge
    All that's left is Candy Store...
[04:29] Renge
    Wha?!
[04:30] Renge
    What's wrong? Why are you crying?!
[04:35] Shiori
    I don't...
[04:36] Shiori
    I don't know how to get home...
[04:40] Renge
    What?! Y-You're lost?!
[04:43] Renge
    You don't know where your house is?
[04:45] Shiori
    No...
[04:46] Renge
    Th-Then do you know which
    way you came from?
[04:52] Shiori
    Th-That way... above that...
[04:57] Shiori
    Below that...
[04:59] Shiori
    Tsukune!
[05:01] Renge
    Tsukune?!
[05:02] Renge
    Where did tsukune come from?!
[05:05] Shiori
    I don't know!
[05:07] Shiori
    What is tsukune?!
[05:09] Renge
    They're meatballs that you put in a hotpot!
[05:13] Shiori
    I want some tsukune...
[05:19] Renge
    H-Hey, I know!
[05:21] Renge
    You can have this tomato.
[05:33] Shiori
    I forgot to thank you for it...
[05:36] Renge
    You just did, so it's okay.
[05:39] Renge
    You're such a good girl.
[05:41] Renge
    Here, I'll take you to the police officer.
[05:45] Shiori
    Okay.
[06:07] Renge
    This is where the police officer is.
[06:10] Renge
    Going to see the police
    makes me kinda nervous...
[06:16] Renge
    W-Wait!
[06:17] Renge
    Even Santa would get in trouble
    for just charging in like that!
[06:22] Shiori
    Daddy! I'm back!
[06:24] Officer
    Welcome back.
[06:25] Renge
    What...
[06:27] Shiori
    I got lost, and she showed me the way home!
[06:30] Officer
    What?
[06:31] Renge
    The police officer's place is your house?
[06:33] Shiori
    Yeah! My daddy's the resident officer!
[06:36] Officer
    Thank you for bringing her home.
[06:39] Renge
    The officer praised me...
[06:42] Officer
    It must have been hot out there.
[06:44] Officer
    Would you like some juice?
[06:45] Shiori
    Would you like some?
[06:46] Renge
    Juice!
[06:49] Renge
    Wait, I forgot!
[06:50] Renge
    I have to be Santa and take these
    tomatoes to the candy store!
[06:55] Officer
    Huh? Santa?
[06:56] Renge
    So I have to go do my job.
[07:01] Renge
    I'm sorry for the trouble.
[07:03] Officer
    Oh, no, we're the ones
    who should apologize.
[07:07] Renge
    Well, bye-bye!
[07:09] Shiori
    Thanks for the tomato, Onee-chan!
[07:12] Renge
    Onee...!
[07:15] Shiori
    Bye-bye!
[07:17] Renge
    Bye-bye!
[07:24] Shiori
    Bye-bye!
[07:26] Renge
    Bye-bye!
[07:32] Shiori
    Bye-bye!
[07:34] Renge
    Bye-bye!
[07:38] Kaede
    This is good!
[07:39] Kaede
    You really grew these, Renge?
[07:41] Renge
    I really raised them!
[07:44] Renge
    I planted the seedlings,
    and I built them a house!
[07:47] Renge
    Also, on the way here, I found a lost girl,
[07:51] Renge
    so I gave her a tomato and walked her home!
[07:53] Kaede
    Oh? I bet she was happy.
[07:56] Renge
    She was!
[07:57] Renge
    She said, "Thanks, Onee-chan!"
[08:02] Kaede
    Oh? Who said what, now?
[08:05] Renge
    Wha?!
[08:05] Renge
    Why are you looking at me like that?!
[08:07] Renge
    I was the onee-san!
[08:09] Kaede
    I was just kidding.
[08:12] Kaede
    Huh... Renge, a big sister...
[08:17] Kaede
    Okay, Renge!
[08:18] Renge
    Wha?
[08:20] Kaede
    Want to grow tomatoes with me next year?
[08:22] ---
    Nonstop
[08:22] Renge
    Yeah! I do, I do!
[08:29] Renge
    I thought my new eraser was right here...
SIGN    New Year's
    Allowance
SIGN    Police Handcuffs
[08:43] Renge
    Candy Store, I want this!
[08:45] Kaede
    Okay.
[08:47] Kaede
    That'll be 500 yen.
[08:48] Renge
    That's pretty steep.
[08:52] Renge
    All of my New Year's allowance...
[09:00] Renge
    I'll take it!
[09:02] Kaede
    S-Sure... Thanks.
[09:05] Kaede
    Need a bag?
[09:07] Renge
    I'll take it as-is.
[09:11] Renge
    Now I'm a police officer, too!
[09:14] Renge
    Thanks, Candy Store!
[09:16] Kaede
    Sure. Careful out there.
[09:25] Renge
    Don't move, Candy Store! I'm a cop!
[09:29] Kaede
    Oh, a pretend cop, huh?
[09:31] Renge
    I won't stand for you calling me "pretend"!
[09:34] Renge
    You're under arrest for obstruction
    of official duties!
[09:38] Kaede
    Hey, where'd you learn
    a big word like that?
[09:41] Renge
    Ka-chink.
[09:43] Renge
    Now you can't get away.
[09:45] Kaede
    Jeez, what are you even doing?
[09:48] Kaede
    I guess you're still a kid, after all.
[09:50] Kaede
    Okay, come on, now. Get the key.
[09:52] Kaede
    I can't do my job like this.
[09:54] Renge
    Key? I don't have a key.
[09:57] Kaede
    Huh?
[09:59] Kaede
    No, I don't mean your house key.
    The key to the handcuffs.
[10:03] Renge
    I don't know where it is.
[10:07] Kaede
    Um...
[10:09] Kaede
    Where were these handcuffs?
SIGN    Police Handcuffs
[10:11] Renge
    Right here.
[10:12] Kaede
    The key must be around there somewhere.
[10:14] Renge
    There's nothing left in it.
[10:17] Kaede
    There's really nothing?
[10:18] Kaede
    Maybe it fell on the floor?
[10:22] Renge
    I don't see it.
[10:25] Kaede
    They're just toy handcuffs.
[10:27] Kaede
    If I use enough strength,
    they should break...
[10:30] Renge
    What? You're gonna break my handcuffs?
[10:35] Renge
    I bought them with my entire
    New Year's allowance...
[10:38] Renge
    I have to say goodbye already?
[10:39] Kaede
    I'm just kidding!
    Of course I won't break them!
[10:43] Kaede
    For now, I'd better go into the back...
[10:48] Kaede
    Shoot... This kind of toy should
    have a release button on the side,
[10:53] Kaede
    but there's nothing...
[10:54] Renge
    Are you okay? Should I call someone?
[10:58] Kaede
    No, not just yet.
[11:00] Natsumi
    Heya.
[11:02] Natsumi
    Huh? Candy Store's not here?
[11:05] Kaede
    Why does she have to show
    up now, of all times?!
[11:08] Renge
    You don't want Nattsun to find out?
[11:10] Kaede
    No. She'd never stop laughing at me.
[11:12] Renge
    Th-Then I'll do something about her!
[11:17] Renge
    We'll hide it with a towel! Will that work?
[11:20] Kaede
    It's not hiding anything!
    It's still right there!
[11:23] Renge
    How is it "right there"
    when it's covered up?
[11:26] Kaede
    Never mind. You don't
    need to know that yet.
[11:30] Natsumi
    Hey, there you are.
[11:32] Natsumi
    And Ren-chon's here, too?
[11:34] Kaede
    What's up? What do you need?
[11:37] Natsumi
    You're acting kind of cold.
[11:40] Natsumi
    Is something wrong?
[11:41] Kaede
    No, nothing.
[11:43] Kaede
    Nothing at all.
[11:47] Natsumi
    Hey! Ren-chon's crying!
[11:49] Kaede
    Huh?!
[11:54] Natsumi
    You couldn't get the handcuffs off?!
    You're such a doofus!
[11:57] Kaede
    Don't laugh! It's not like
    I wanted this to happen!
[12:01] Natsumi
    Ooh, she's shouting, she's shouting.
[12:05] Natsumi
    I guess you and I have been
    through a lot, haven't we?
[12:08] Natsumi
    Like when you made me grovel
    at our cultural festival,
[12:11] Natsumi
    and the time you kicked me down
    the hill when we were skiing...
[12:14] Natsumi
    And the time I dove head-first into the
    kotatsu because you were chasing me.
[12:18] Natsumi
    You haven't forgotten about that, have you?
[12:20] Natsumi
    I won't let these injustices go unavenged!
[12:21] Kaede
    Hey! Quit it!
[12:23] Natsumi
    Laugh-Your-Head-Off Tickle Hell!
[12:27] Kaede
    Y-You idiot! Cut it out!
[12:29] Natsumi
    What are you talking about?
    Don't you know what Tickle Hell is?!
[12:32] Natsumi
    It's called "Hell" because it
    doesn't end anytime soon!
[12:38] Kaede
    You'd better remember this later!
[12:42] Natsumi
    You're freaking out, Candy Store!
[12:44] Renge
    I'm sorry, Candy Store.
[12:47] Renge
    This happened because I was
    pretending to be a cop.
[12:50] Kaede
    U-Uh... It's fine!
    It's not your fault, Renge!
[12:55] Kaede
    What are you doing, Renge?
[12:57] Renge
    I'm... I'm calling the police.
[13:00] Renge
    The police should know how
    to get handcuffs off.
[13:05] Renge
    One... one... zero...
[13:07] Kaede
    Wait, Renge! Don't call
    the police! Seriously!
[13:10] Natsumi
    What? Did you do something you don't
    want the police finding out about?
[13:14] Kaede
    Of course not!
[13:15] Kaede
    But what would people say if we
    called the police over this?!
[13:20] Natsumi
    I was just kidding.
[13:22] Natsumi
    Anyway, so you really can't get those off?
[13:24] Kaede
    Huh? Well... we can't find the key,
[13:28] Kaede
    and there's no release button.
[13:30] Natsumi
    Let me take a look.
[13:32] Natsumi
    Oh, I have a pair like this, too.
[13:34] Natsumi
    It's actually right here,
    where the chain connects...
[13:38] Natsumi
    There, it's off.
[13:40] Kaede
    Who's gonna notice that?
[13:42] Natsumi
    You're the store owner.
    You should've done your research.
[13:45] Natsumi
    Well? Gonna thank me or not?
[13:47] Natsumi
    You would've been stuck like
    that forever if not for me.
[13:50] Kaede
    Darn it... You're a real pain
    in the butt, you know that?
[13:54] Natsumi
    Excuse me?! That's some attitude
    after I helped you out!
[13:57] Kaede
    I admit that, as the store owner,
    I shouldn't have forgotten how these work.
[14:02] Kaede
    So I'm sorry.
[14:05] Kaede
    Renge, read this.
[14:12] Renge
    Nattsun, Nattsun!
[14:14] Renge
    Put out your hands!
[14:16] Natsumi
    What for?
[14:20] Natsumi
    What is this?
[14:21] Kaede
    Natsumi... You and I have been
    through a lot, haven't we?
[14:25] Kaede
    Like when you didn't serve my
    order at the cultural festival,
[14:28] Kaede
    and the time you took my ladder when
    I was shoveling snow off the roof...
[14:32] Kaede
    You haven't forgotten about that, have you?
[14:35] Natsumi
    H-Huh? Did that really happen?
[14:38] Kaede
    You said it's called "Hell" because
    it doesn't end anytime soon, right?!
[14:42] Natsumi
    Whoa, stop!
SIGN    Arrest Warrant
    
    Officer Renge,
    arrest Natsumi.
[14:45] Kaede
    Laugh-Your-Head-Off Tickle Hell!
[14:47] Renge
    I've protected the peace.
[14:50] Renge
    I'm a police officer!
[14:51] ---
    Nonstop
[14:52] Kaede
    It's Hell, ain't it?!
[15:17] Renge
    Aren't you the resident officer's daughter?
[15:19] Shiori
    You're the onee-chan who helped me!
[15:21] Renge
    Onee...!
[15:23] Renge
    Onee-chan has such a nice ring to it...
[15:26] Renge
    What brings you here today?
    Are you lost again?
[15:30] Shiori
    No, I'm not lost today.
[15:32] Shiori
    I'm playing outside 'cause
    the weather's nice.
[15:36] Renge
    I see. What were you playing?
[15:39] Shiori
    Well, there was a butterfly,
    so I was watching it...
[15:45] Shiori
    Then I tried to chase it, but I quit...
[15:48] Shiori
    And then, um... um...
[15:51] Shiori
    I'm not really sure.
[15:55] Renge
    I know! If you're not lost,
    wanna play with me?
[15:59] Shiori
    Yeah! Let's play!
[16:01] Renge
    By the way, I never heard your name.
[16:04] Renge
    Mine's Renge.
[16:05] Shiori
    I'm Shiori.
[16:07] Shiori
    Hey, you know what? I wanna play police!
[16:10] Shiori
    We'll be police officers and protect
    the peace for the universe!
[16:13] Renge
    That's a very good idea!
[16:16] Renge
    In that case, we should go on patrol to
    protect the universe from bad guys!
[16:20] Shiori
    Right!
[16:22] Renge
    Okay, let's go!
[16:26] Hikage
    And the last card is mine.
[16:29] Hikage
    That's three wins in a row for me.
[16:32] Natsumi
    You're so good at Concentration, Hika-nee.
[16:34] Hikage
    It's all in the memory.
[16:37] Hikage
    Okay, one more game!
[16:38] Natsumi
    Really? Again?
[16:40] Renge
    Take a good look.
[16:42] Renge
    Those two are well-known for
    their mischief in these parts.
[16:46] Renge
    They do bad stuff and get
    in trouble all the time.
[16:48] Shiori
    Wow! We gotta arrest them!
[16:51] Renge
    We don't have an arrest
    warrant for them yet,
[16:54] Renge
    so we can't do anything.
[16:56] Shiori
    Oh, okay...
[16:56] Renge
    So for now, we'll just keep
    an eye on them from here.
[17:00] Renge
    Be as quiet as you can.
    Don't let them notice you.
[17:07] Shiori
    Renge-chan! I found the arrest
    warrant on the ground!
[17:09] Renge
    Nattsun! Hika-nee! You're under arrest!
[17:12] Natsumi
    Say what? What's up, Ren-chon?
[17:14] Renge
    We're the Cosmos Detectives, and we
    keep the peace in the universe!
[17:17] Renge
    Give it up!
[17:19] Hika
    Huh?
[17:19] Natsumi
    Uh, there's nothing to
    really give up, though...
[17:22] Natsumi
    Also, who's that?
[17:24] Renge
    Shiori-chan! She's the resident
    police officer's daughter!
[17:27] Hikage
    Oh, the one from...
[17:29] Shiori
    I'm Shiori, but that's just my alter ego!
[17:33] Shiori
    My secret true identity is...
[17:36] Both
    The Cosmos Detectives!
[17:38] Shiori
    Yeah!
[17:39] Both
    Huh...
[17:40] Renge
    And we're here to arrest
    your mischievous duo!
[17:43] Renge
    Come with us quietly!
[17:45] Hikage
    We haven't done anything, though.
[17:48] Renge
    I know you broke a planter and
    got yelled at by Nattsun's mom!
[17:58] Natsumi
    I'm impressed, Ren-chon.
[18:00] Natsumi
    So you already know about that, eh?
[18:02] Hikage
    Cosmos Detectives...
[18:04] Hikage
    I guess we can't just let this slide.
[18:08] Renge
    What?! I-I knew it!
[18:10] Renge
    You've revealed your true identities!
[18:12] Hikage
    That's right. Renge's big
    sister is just my alter ego.
[18:17] Hikage
    My true identity is...
[18:20] Hikage
    The Abominable Totem Pole Alien!
[18:23] Renge
    T-Totem Pole Alien?!
[18:26] Renge
    I-I never realized that Hika-nee...
[18:30] Hikage
    What's wrong, Renge? You scared?
[18:33] Hikage
    Try and catch me if you think you can!
[18:36] Renge
    That Hika-nee would get so giddy about
    riding on someone's shoulders at her age...
[18:41] Renge
    You've been caught in the act!
[18:44] Hikage
    Wait a minute. Don't interpret it that way.
[18:46] Hikage
    I was playing along with you.
[18:48] Hikage
    Darn it, Natsumi!
[18:50] Hikage
    Let's show them how scary we are!
[18:52] Natsumi
    Okay!
[18:53] Hikage
    Well, you'd better run, or we'll catch ya!
[18:57] Renge
    We gotta run!
[19:03] Renge
    Hang on!
[19:05] Renge
    Hika-nee and Nattsun, you're barely moving!
[19:08] Hikage
    Come on, Natsumi! What's the holdup?!
[19:10] Natsumi
    Well, you expect me to move fast with
    a high schooler on my shoulders?
[19:14] Natsumi
    I mean, we're just humoring them.
    No need to get so serious about it.
[19:19] Hikage
    Yeah, I guess.
[19:20] Shiori
    I found a great weapon!
[19:22] Renge
    Well done!
[19:23] Renge
    If we spray them with this,
    we can fight them off!
[19:29] Renge
    Don't move, Hika-nee! Move and I'll shoot!
[19:31] Hikage
    R-Renge, what are you doing?!
[19:33] Hikage
    Don't point that at us!
[19:35] Hikage
    G-Go on, Natsumi! Say something to her!
[19:38] Natsumi
    Uh...
[19:40] Natsumi
    Ren-chon, now's your chance! Get her!
[19:41] Hikage
    Huh?!
[19:43] Natsumi
    The truth is, I'm a Cosmos Detective, too!
[19:45] Natsumi
    I was pretending to be Hika-nee's
    buddy to observe her!
[19:48] Renge
    What?!
[19:50] Natsumi
    I'll keep Hika-nee still!
[19:52] Natsumi
    So aim straight at her and shoot!
[19:55] Hikage
    Wha... Hey! Don't betray me!
[19:58] Hikage
    I-I'm a Cosmos Detective, too!
[20:00] Renge
    Huh...
[20:01] Renge
    What should we do?
[20:03] Shiori
    We can't betray our allies.
[20:05] Renge
    Then you can both come on patrol with us.
[20:08] Hikage
    Y-Yeah, of course.
[20:10] Hikage
    So just put down the hose and...
[20:13] Shiori
    Whoops!
[20:14] Shiori
    I was standing on the hose!
[20:21] Hikage
    Well, that sucked.
[20:26] Renge
    Hey, Cosmos Detective Black.
[20:29] Hikage
    Who are you calling Black?
    I'm not playing anymore.
[20:32] Renge
    I'm not trying to play. Look.
[20:34] Renge
    Shiori-chan fell asleep.
[20:37] Hikage
    Huh? For real?
[20:40] Natsumi
    I know the resident officer's number.
[20:43] Natsumi
    Want me to call him over?
[20:45] Hikage
    Yeah, I guess so.
[20:47] Hikage
    I'll put her in a futon until he gets here.
[20:50] Natsumi
    Got it.
[20:52] Hikage
    I'll lay out the futon.
[20:53] Renge
    You and Nattsun are acting
    kinda like big sisters.
[20:57] Hikage
    Huh?
[20:59] Hikage
    Well, we're older, after all.
[21:01] Renge
    I'm older than Shiori-chan, too.
[21:04] Renge
    So I'll carry her on my back to
    the room where the futon is.
[21:08] Hikage
    Uh, I don't think you can carry her...
[21:11] Renge
    I can handle it.
[21:14] Renge
    Shiori-chan, you'll catch a
    cold if you sleep out here.
[21:17] Renge
    I'll carry you on my back
    to a room with a futon.
[21:21] Shiori
    'Kay...
[21:26] Hikage
    Renge, if it's too much,
    say so before you fall.
[21:29] Hikage
    You're already wobbling.
[21:31] Renge
    Th-This is nothing!
[21:34] Renge
    I'm a big sister, too!
[21:36] Renge
    You worry too much, Hika-nee!
[21:39] Hikage
    Uh, I'm your big sister, you know...
[21:42] Hikage
    Hey, watch where you're going!
[21:43] Renge
    I'm fine!
[21:45] Hikage
    Just let me carry her.
[21:47] Renge
    I'm the big sister!
SIGN    Non Non Biyori
SIGN    That's all for today
[23:31] Hotaru
    A-Amazing! My Koma-plushie
    is talking and moving!
[23:34] Komari
    It must've actually been
    a giant salamander!
[23:37] Renge
    I know!
[23:38] Renge
    Since you're here, you can play with
    me like a fish that just found water!
[23:42] Plushie
    I am... Koma-plushie...
SIGN    Next Time
    Episode 5
SIGN    I Made Something Incredible
SIGN    Photo: Sho°3
SIGN    Please Watch Again
SIGN    Nonstop

E5 - I Made Something Incredible

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[00:08] Hotaru
    Hello, Ichijou residence.
[00:11] Hotaru
    Komari-senpai!
[00:13] Hotaru
    Yes, it sure is hot today.
[00:16] Hotaru
    What? Our free study projects?
[00:19] Komari
    Yeah, Natsumi made me hold some "magic hand"
    and said her robot was complete.
[00:25] Komari
    I really wish she'd give me a break...
[00:28] Hotaru
    That must have been crazy.
[00:30] Komari
    Well, anyway, are you free today?
[00:34] Hotaru
    Oh... My parents are out shopping,
    so I need to watch the house...
[00:38] Hotaru
    And I have some things I need to do...
[00:42] Hotaru
    But how about tomorrow?
[00:44] Hotaru
    I'll be free then.
[00:46] Komari
    Okay, tomorrow it is.
    I'll invite the others, too.
[00:50] Komari
    See ya.
[00:51] Hotaru
    Okay.
[00:55] Hotaru
    Our free study projects...
[01:00] Hotaru
    I'll have to finish mine today.
[01:06] Hotaru
    I've already put the
    walking robot together,
[01:09] Hotaru
    so now I just need to use
    the laptop Dad lent me
[01:11] Hotaru
    to load the spoken lines
    into the talking robot.
[01:15] Hotaru
    I'll just put in some simple
    words for starters...
[01:20] Hotaru
    And now... I just put these two robots...
[01:29] Hotaru
    inside this...
SIGN    Nonstop
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    I Made Something Incredible
[03:10] Natsumi
    Hold it!
[03:12] Natsumi
    My robot masterpiece,
    Komaringar V Version 2!
[03:16] Komari
    Seriously, don't make me
    your free study project!
[03:22] Hotaru
    There. Now to test it in an open space.
[03:25] Hotaru
    Switch on!
[03:29] Plushie
    I...
[03:32] Plushie
    I am... Koma-plushie...
[03:40] Hotaru
    A-Amazing! My Koma-plushie
    is talking and moving!
[03:47] Plushie
    I am... Koma-plushie...
[03:47] Hotaru
    No, Pechi! Stop barking at it!
[03:50] Hotaru
    Come over here.
[03:52] Hotaru
    It's just a stuffed toy. Don't be scared.
[03:55] Hotaru
    Look, Pechi, just watch!
[03:57] Hotaru
    When this Koma-plushie
[03:59] Hotaru
    is about to run into a wall...
[04:04] Plushie
    Dead end.
[04:05] Hotaru
    Look! It changes direction
    to avoid the wall!
[04:08] Hotaru
    Isn't that amazing?!
[04:10] Hotaru
    There's an infrared sensor
    in the dog's nose,
[04:13] Hotaru
    so it can tell when there's
    a wall in the way!
[04:16] Hotaru
    So even if it comes toward
    you, it'll turn and...
[04:22] Hotaru
    Huh? It didn't turn?
[04:24] Hotaru
    Maybe it only works on flat walls...
[04:27] Hotaru
    But you didn't bark this time.
    Good boy, Pechi.
[04:32] Hotaru
    Oh, someone's here.
[04:34] Hotaru
    I'll go see who it is.
[04:35] Hotaru
    Don't do anything mean
    to the Koma-plushie, okay?
[04:41] Plushie
    Koma-plushie.
[04:54] Plushie
    I am... Koma-plushie.
[05:00] Plushie
    I am... Koma-plu—
[05:05] Plushie
    ...shie.
[05:12] Plushie
    Koma-plushie.
[05:19] Plushie
    I am... Koma-plushie.
[05:38] Plushie
    Dead end.
[05:42] Hotaru
    Sorry to make you wait, Pechi.
[05:44] Hotaru
    They gave me the neighborhood bulletin,
    then we got to talking...
[05:48] Hotaru
    Huh? Where's the Koma-plushie?
[05:54] Hotaru
    The Koma-plushie... didn't go
    outside or anything, did it?
[06:03] Hotaru
    My Koma-plushie escaped!
[06:23] Plushie
    Koma-plushie.
[07:04] Plushie
    Koma-plushie.
[07:12] Plushie
    I am... Koma-plushie.
SIGN    Nonstop
[07:27] Akane
    Wait... You can't be serious...
[07:30] Renge
    It's Aka-chan!
[07:31] Renge
    Aka-chan!
[07:33] Akane
    R-Renge-chan.
[07:35] Akane
    You're using that weird nickname again.
[07:39] Akane
    Call me Akane.
[07:40] Renge
    I can't use it? But it's cute.
[07:44] Renge
    Anyway, why were you just
    standing around out here?
[07:47] Renge
    Aren't you going to Konomi-chan's house?
[07:49] Akane
    Oh... uh... I was going to, but...
[07:53] Akane
    I was going to, but...
[07:57] Akane
    Um... well...
[08:02] Akane
    I got the date wrong!
[08:06] Akane
    I practiced so hard at
    home yesterday for this,
[08:10] Akane
    then I looked at my phone just now and
    realized our practice is tomorrow!
[08:15] Akane
    I'm so embarrassed at myself for practicing
[08:17] Akane
    until I got all confident and
    taking the train out here...
[08:22] Renge
    I see.
[08:24] Renge
    But if you talk to Konomi-nee,
[08:27] Renge
    she'll still play with you today.
[08:29] Renge
    I'll go get her.
[08:31] Akane
    Ah... W-Wait!
[08:33] Renge
    What's wrong?
[08:34] Akane
    If Senpai found out that
    I got the date wrong,
[08:39] Akane
    it'd be kind of embarrassing...
[08:41] Akane
    I'll just go home for today...
[08:47] Renge
    I know!
[08:48] Renge
    Since you're here, you can play with
    me like a fish that just found water!
[08:53] Akane
    Found... water?
[08:55] Akane
    W-Well, sure, I can play...
    but what should we play?
[09:09] Renge
    Salt...
[09:11] Renge
    I'm a slug that just found salt.
[09:14] Akane
    That's pretty different from
    what you said earlier...
[09:17] Renge
    I guess you weren't too fond of that game.
[09:20] Akane
    Oh, uh... yeah...
[09:22] Renge
    What do you usually play
    outside, Akane-chin?
[09:26] Akane
    When I was little, I played things
    like hopscotch and jump rope...
[09:30] Renge
    Hopscotch? What's that?
[09:33] Akane
    Huh? You don't know?
[09:35] Akane
    You draw circles on the
    ground and jump into them.
[09:38] Renge
    Ooh! That sounds fun!
[09:41] Renge
    Let's do that!
[09:42] Akane
    Oh, but Senpai might notice
    if we play right here,
[09:46] Akane
    so let's move...
[09:52] Akane
    You draw circles like this,
[09:54] Akane
    then jump from one to the next
    without stepping outside them.
[09:57] Renge
    Okay, I'll try it!
[09:59] Renge
    You can watch my brave exploits!
[10:02] Akane
    Okay, sure.
[10:09] Renge
    Hop! Hop!
[10:10] Akane
    Not like that, Renge-chan.
[10:12] Akane
    You use your feet to—
[10:13] Renge
    Scotch!
[10:16] Akane
    N-Not like that!
    That's not how you play it!
[10:20] Renge
    You said to use my feet, though.
[10:22] Akane
    That's not how you're supposed to use them!
[10:26] Akane
    Like this.
[10:28] Akane
    You just jump with your feet.
[10:30] Renge
    I get it now.
[10:32] Renge
    Hop... hop... scotch!
[10:36] Renge
    Hop... scotch! Hop... scotch!
[10:39] Renge
    Hop... hop... scotch!
[10:46] Akane
    It's pretty hot for playing outside.
[10:50] Renge
    Want to have some water at my house?
[10:53] Akane
    Yeah, I'd appreciate that.
[10:56] Renge
    Okay, come with me to my house—
[10:58] Konomi
    Hey, Renge-chan.
[11:01] Konomi
    Another hot day today, huh?
[11:03] Konomi
    What are you doing here by yourself?
[11:06] Renge
    Oh, I was playing hopscotch.
[11:09] Konomi
    Hopscotch? Oh, I see now.
[11:13] Konomi
    Hey, I know. If you're alone,
    want to come to my house?
[11:16] Konomi
    It's so hot outside.
[11:18] Renge
    That's okay. I wanna play
    a little more first.
[11:21] Konomi
    Oh...
[11:23] Konomi
    Okay, then, want to play hide-and-seek
    for a little while?
[11:27] Konomi
    I'll hide, so you try to find me.
[11:30] Renge
    B-But... it's dangerous to play
    hide-and-seek right now.
[11:34] Konomi
    What are you talking about, Renge-chan?
[11:37] Konomi
    Go on, cover your eyes and start counting.
[11:43] Renge
    One... Two... Three...
[11:44] Konomi
    Okay, where should I hide?
[11:47] Renge
    Four... Five... Six...
[11:47] Konomi
    Hmm... Maybe just behind this tree?
[11:51] Renge
    Seven... Eight... Nine... Ten... Eleven...
[11:54] Akane
    Thank goodness I hid in the grass.
[11:57] Renge
    Twelve... Thirteen...
[11:58] Konomi
    Hey, wait! Renge-chan!
[12:01] Konomi
    Look at this! There's a
    game trail right here!
[12:04] Konomi
    Maybe a wild rabbit just passed by,
[12:07] Konomi
    or maybe a baby deer...
[12:09] Konomi
    What do you think? Want to look for it?
[12:11] Renge
    B-But I'd feel bad if we scared it.
[12:14] Renge
    And it might already be gone, anyway.
[12:18] Konomi
    Yeah, I guess so.
[12:20] Konomi
    Ready to continue our game, then?
[12:23] Akane
    I'm safe! Thanks, Renge-cha—
[12:25] Natsumi
    Hey!
[12:28] Natsumi
    Ren-chon and Konomi-chan!
[12:30] Natsumi
    What're you playing?
[12:32] Konomi
    Hey, Nacchan.
[12:34] Konomi
    We were about to play hide-and-seek,
    but then we found a game trail.
[12:38] Konomi
    I was just saying a wild
    rabbit might've made it.
[12:41] Natsumi
    What? Really?!
[12:43] Natsumi
    All right! Let's catch it!
[12:46] Natsumi
    Is this the trail?
[12:49] Natsumi
    Whoa! Something moved!
[12:52] Konomi
    So it's still close by!
[12:54] Natsumi
    Okay, I'm gonna go after it! Follow me!
[12:59] Natsumi
    This way!
[13:00] Natsumi
    It went in there! Hold up!
[13:04] Akane
    Why did this happen?!
[13:06] Akane
    I'll be embarrassed to death
    if they find me now!
[13:09] Akane
    But I'm super fast at running away,
[13:11] Akane
    so I'll just outrun them!
[13:31] Renge
    You ended up like a slug
    that found salt anyway.
[13:35] Akane
    Not a slug...
[13:38] Akane
    But... could I get some water
    from your house, Senpai?
[13:42] Konomi
    Sure, but... what are you
    doing out here, Akane-chan?
[13:59] Akane
    What a rough day.
[14:02] Akane
    I wasn't expecting to be mistaken for a
    wild animal while playing hopscotch.
[14:07] Akane
    But at least Konomi-senpai wasn't bothered
    by it and practiced with me anyway...
[14:16] Akane
    What was that?
[14:17] Akane
    There's something in the grass...
[14:20] Akane
    Maybe there really is a wild animal?
[14:24] Akane
    I-It's a cat or something, right?
[14:27] Akane
    What if it's an animal
    I've never seen before?
[14:37] Plushie
    I am... Koma-plushie.
[14:52] Hotaru
    I'm so glad you came back home!
[14:55] Hotaru
    Nobody saw you, right?
SIGN    Nonstop
[15:06] Hotaru
    Hello, Ichijou residence.
[15:09] Hotaru
    Komari-senpai!
[15:11] Hotaru
    Oh, right now? Yes! I'll be right there!
[15:15] Akane
    I-I-It's nice to see you again...
[15:19] Akane
    U-Um... What shall we do today?
[15:24] Hotaru
    Um, we're both younger than you,
[15:28] Hotaru
    so you don't need to be so polite.
[15:30] Akane
    Wha... Ah... Oh, yeah, you're right...
[15:32] Akane
    And you don't need to be polite, either.
[15:34] Komari
    I haven't seen you since that last time,
[15:36] Komari
    so I thought it'd be nice
    to hang out again.
[15:39] Akane
    I was a little nervous since
    Konomi-senpai isn't here today...
[15:44] Akane
    B-But I'm okay now.
    Thank you for inviting me over.
[15:49] Komari
    Not at all. We should thank
    you for coming all this way.
[15:52] Hotaru
    You go to the same school
    as Konomi-san, right?
[15:56] Akane
    Oh... Yeah. We're in the same club, too.
[15:59] Komari
    High school must be so cool!
[16:01] Komari
    It's more like city life
    there than here, right?
[16:04] Hotaru
    Do you hang out with
    Konomi-san at school, too?
[16:08] Akane
    Oh... N-No.
[16:10] Akane
    We're in different grades, so I don't
    see her during breaks that often,
[16:14] Akane
    but on club days, we sometimes
    walk home together partway.
[16:18] Komari
    Oh, yeah, you practice with
    Konomi-chan a lot, huh?
[16:23] Komari
    Is something wrong?
    Why are you staring at me?
[16:27] Akane
    N-No, nothing! Something completely
    unrelated just came to my mind...
[16:31] Komari
    Really? What? I wanna know!
[16:33] Hotaru
    I'd like to know, too!
[16:36] Akane
    Well, it really has nothing
    to do with anything...
[16:40] Akane
    And I feel like things would
    get weird if I said it...
[16:43] Komari
    Aw, nah, it's fine.
[16:45] Komari
    Natsumi says weird stuff
    all the time already.
[16:49] Akane
    Don't laugh, okay?
[16:51] Akane
    Last time I was here...
[16:53] Akane
    When I was on my way home,
[16:56] Akane
    something that looked like a miniature
    Komari-chan popped out of the bushes...
[17:00] Komari
    Wait, what was it? A ghost?
[17:03] Akane
    I-It startled me, too,
    so I ran away on the spot.
[17:06] Akane
    And now I don't remember it very clearly...
[17:08] Hotaru
    Uh... How big was it?
[17:12] Akane
    Um... About like this, I think.
[17:16] Komari
    W-Wait, did it have legs?
[17:19] Komari
    A ghost wouldn't have legs...
[17:21] Akane
    Legs... It did have legs.
[17:24] Akane
    Actually, it was riding on some kind
    of animal that had four legs,
[17:29] Akane
    so it had six?
[17:30] Komari
    Six?!
[17:31] Hotaru
    That was definitely...
[17:33] Hotaru
    my Mecha Koma-plushie!
[17:35] Akane
    Oh, but the thing riding on it that
    looked like you had two legs.
[17:41] Komari
    B-But why was there a tiny
    person that looked like me?
[17:45] Komari
    Was it some kind of vengeful
    spirit or doppelganger?!
[17:48] Hotaru
    Wh-What do I do?!
[17:50] Hotaru
    I can't just come out and say
    it's a robotic Koma-plushie!
[17:53] Komari
    What do you think, Hotaru?!
[17:55] Hotaru
    Huh?! Me?!
[17:59] Hotaru
    Why don't we... talk about
    beetles or something instead?
[18:03] Komari
    What? Why?
[18:04] Komari
    I mean, if it was just a ghost story,
    I wouldn't want to hear it,
[18:08] Komari
    but if it looked like me,
    that just makes me curious...
[18:11] Hotaru
    R-Right...
[18:13] Komari
    If it's a ghost with some connection to me,
[18:16] Komari
    it might come for me eventually!
[18:18] Komari
    Just picture it, Hotaru!
[18:20] Komari
    What would you do if that ghost
    showed up here right now?!
[18:24] Hotaru
    I'd cry.
[18:25] Komari
    Right?!
[18:27] Komari
    So I need to hear more about it!
[18:29] Komari
    We might figure out that it was
    something else you mistook for me!
[18:33] Akane
    Uh... I-I'm sorry for talking
    about something so weird...
[18:38] Komari
    No, it's okay. You did warn us.
[18:41] Komari
    You said it was riding on
    an animal or something.
[18:44] Komari
    Does that mean it was some kind of yokai?
[18:47] Akane
    Um, I think...
[18:50] Akane
    What was it again?
[18:52] Akane
    A tsuchinoko... with hands and feet?
[18:54] Komari
    What?! A tsuchinoko?!
[18:56] Komari
    So it was something like that...
[18:59] Komari
    I-If it was really a tsuchinoko,
    that's basically a yokai...
[19:03] Akane
    Uh, b-but... a tsuchinoko with hands
    and feet doesn't make sense.
[19:07] Akane
    It might've been a great
    salamander or something...
[19:10] Komari
    That's it!
[19:11] Komari
    It must've actually been
    a giant salamander!
[19:15] Komari
    Okay! So the thing it was riding on wasn't
    a yokai! It just looked like one!
[19:20] Akane
    Y-Yeah, I guess so...
[19:23] Hotaru
    U-Um...
[19:27] Hotaru
    Could the animal have been
    a dog, by any chance?
[19:30] Akane
    A dog? It didn't look like one...
[19:34] Hotaru
    Huh? So maybe it wasn't
    the Mecha Koma-plushie,
[19:38] Hotaru
    and she really is talking
    about something else?
[19:41] Komari
    Did you notice anything else about it?
[19:43] Akane
    It made a noise like "Koma-pluh..."
[19:45] Hotaru
    So it was a dog!
[19:47] Komari
    Where'd that come from, Hotaru?
[19:50] Komari
    Dogs don't make that noise.
[19:52] Hotaru
    Ah... eh... uh... I...
[19:55] Hotaru
    D-Dogs sound more like that than you'd
    think... when they're growling...
[20:01] Komari
    R-Really?
[20:03] Komari
    I've never heard one that
    sounded like that.
[20:08] Hotaru
    U-U-U-Um... Like...
[20:18] Hotaru
    Koma-pluh!
[20:22] Hotaru
    It's kind of like that.
[20:24] Komari
    Uh... I see...
[20:27] Komari
    You didn't really have to
    give a demonstration...
[20:31] Komari
    But "Koma-pluh" kinda has part
    of my name in it, doesn't it?
[20:37] Komari
    Koma-pluh...
[20:40] Komari
    Wait... Hotaru, didn't you...
    make a plushie of me?
[20:46] Akane
    Really?
[20:48] Komari
    Yeah, for our class project
    over summer break.
[20:51] Hotaru
    Th-Th-Th-Th-That's right!
[20:53] Hotaru
    We all made them together!
[20:55] Hotaru
    W-Would you like to make
    one, too, Akane-san?
[21:02] Komari
    That reaction... Does it mean...
[21:05] Komari
    you know something?
[21:12] Hotaru
    I'm sorry, Senpai! I actually—
[21:15] Komari
    Hotaru!
[21:16] Komari
    You don't have to say anything!
[21:18] Komari
    I get it now! A great salamander's ghost
    possessed the plushie you made!
[21:27] Komari
    I have a plan I've been holding
    on to for situations like this!
[21:31] Komari
    Don't worry, Hotaru!
[21:32] Komari
    I'll go get the stuff we need for it!
[21:35] Komari
    Wait right there, Hotaru!
[21:42] Hotaru
    I'm home...
[21:45] Mom
    Welcome home.
[21:46] Mom
    Dinner is almost ready.
    Go on and wash your hands.
[21:49] Hotaru
    Okay.
[21:55] Mom
    Hotaru-chan, what is that?
[21:57] Hotaru
    Komari-senpai gave me salt
    to set out for good luck.
SIGN    Non Non Biyori
SIGN    That's all for today
[23:32] Renge
    Rhino, rhino, rhinoceros,
    rhinoceros beetles...
[23:36] Renge
    Big, shiny rhinoceros beetles...
[23:41] Renge
    Big, smooth rhinoceros beetles...
SIGN    Next Time
    Episode 6
SIGN    We All Went Camping Together
SIGN    Photo: Komagitsune
SIGN    Please Watch Again
SIGN    Nonstop

E6 - We All Went Camping Together

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[00:18] Renge
    Nee-nee, are you pretending
    to be a Jizou statue?
[00:21] Renge
    Can I play, too?
[00:23] Kazuho
    No, I wasn't pretending
    to be a Jizou statue.
[00:26] Kazuho
    I was just checking the calendar.
[00:28] Kazuho
    Wait, Ren-chon, did you
    forget what tomorrow is?
[00:33] Renge
    Tomorrow is Wednesday.
[00:35] Kazuho
    Yeah, but...
[00:37] Kazuho
    See this mark on tomorrow's date?
[00:40] Kazuho
    You've been looking forward to it for ages.
[00:43] Kazuho
    Think! What's tomorrow?
[00:57] Renge
    It's Wednesday.
[00:59] Kazuho
    Yes... Yes, it is,
    but that's not what I mean.
[01:03] Kazuho
    Tomorrow's when we're going camping!
[01:08] Renge
    That's right! I forgot!
    We're going camping with everyone!
[01:12] Renge
    Nee-nee, we gotta get ready!
    We gotta get ready to camp!
[01:16] Renge
    Hurry! Hurry!
[01:19] Kazuho
    Actually, I already have everything ready.
[01:21] Kazuho
    Is there anything special
    you want to prepare?
[01:24] Renge
    My heart and mind!
[01:26] Kazuho
    You'll have to do that yourself.
SIGN    Nonstop
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    We All Went Camping Together
[03:26] Renge
    The campground! It's the campground!
[03:30] Renge
    Over here? Is this where
    we put up the tent?
[03:33] Kazuho
    That's right.
[03:36] Kazuho
    Okay, can you all help pitch the tent?
[03:39] All
    Sure!
[03:40] Kazuho
    And Nii-chan, when we're done, you can
    pitch your own tent next to ours.
[04:05] Natsumi
    Ren-chon, Ren-chon.
[04:07] Natsumi
    Come over here and help us out.
[04:09] Renge
    I'll help! I'll help!
[04:12] Renge
    What should I do?
[04:14] Natsumi
    Well, can you stick the peg in here?
[04:17] Renge
    Peg?
[04:18] Natsumi
    The things we tie the tent
    to so it won't blow away.
[04:20] Natsumi
    We pound them into the
    ground with a hammer.
[04:23] Renge
    These are called pegs?
[04:25] Natsumi
    Yep.
[04:29] Renge
    Hmm...
[04:48] Komari
    You two! Stop playing around and help us!
[05:07] Renge
    The tent is done!
[05:11] Renge
    I'm going in first!
[05:13] Natsumi
    I wanna see the inside, too!
[05:15] Kazuho
    You two can go in and play, too.
[05:17] Both
    Okay!
[05:18] Renge
    Greatman Punch!
[05:20] Natsumi
    Punch!
[05:21] Renge
    Greatman Kick!
[05:21] Komari
    Hey, don't get too crazy! Let's go!
[05:23] Natsumi
    Kick!
[05:24] Kazuho
    We'll have a barbecue around sundown.
[06:09] Kazuho
    Okay, now...
[06:11] All
    Let's eat!
[06:20] Hotaru
    It's delicious!
[06:22] Komari
    Yeah!
[06:28] Natsumi
    It's so good!
[06:41] Komari
    I'm stuffed.
[06:43] Natsumi
    Kazu-nee, should we toss the
    paper plates in this bag?
[06:47] Kazuho
    I dunno... I drank too much an' now...
[06:51] Kazuho
    Uh, the bag...
[06:56] Renge
    Hiyah! Mosquito.
[07:00] Natsumi
    She's so drunk, she's attracting mosquitoes.
[07:03] Komari
    We shouldn't leave her like this.
    Let's carry her into the tent.
[07:08] Hotaru
    Y-Yeah, we should.
[07:10] Renge
    Nattsun, Nattsun. What are
    we gonna play tomorrow?
[07:13] Natsumi
    What? You're going to bed already?
[07:17] Natsumi
    I was gonna catch rhinoceros beetles
    with this brown sugar syrup.
[07:21] Natsumi
    You really want to sleep?
[07:23] Renge
    Rh-Rhino...!
[07:24] Renge
    I-I'm not going to bed yet!
    Let's go catch some now!
[07:28] Natsumi
    Now, just hang on. It's still too early.
[07:31] Natsumi
    So let's play cards in the tent for now!
    Are you ready, Ren-chon?
[07:36] Renge
    Ready!
[07:37] Natsumi
    All right! The Ren-chon Tent Charge!
[07:41] Renge
    Yeah!
[07:46] Natsumi
    Kazu-nee's in the way.
SIGN    Yo No Ri
    N Bi N No
[08:00] Komari
    And I'm out!
[08:01] Natsumi
    Aw, I lost!
[08:03] Komari
    So what should we play next?
[08:05] Hotaru
    Let's see... How about sevens?
[08:07] Renge
    Hey, Nattsun.
[08:09] Renge
    Aren't we gonna go put out
    that syrup for the beetles?
[08:12] Natsumi
    Oh, I forgot. Ready to go, Ren-chon?
[08:15] Komari
    What? Right now?
[08:17] Komari
    Why didn't you do that earlier?
[08:19] Renge
    Nattsun said right after
    dinnertime was too soon.
[08:23] Natsumi
    Yeah, that was a lie.
[08:25] Renge
    What?! Why did you lie about that?!
[08:27] Natsumi
    I just didn't want to move
    because I was too full.
[08:30] Natsumi
    But walking at night will
    be fun! Like an adventure!
[08:34] Komari
    You say that now, but you'll get
    scared and come right back.
[08:37] Natsumi
    Please. I'm not you.
[08:39] Hotaru
    Uh... B-But it's nighttime.
[08:42] Hotaru
    Shouldn't we take Sensei with us?
[08:45] Natsumi
    What? Kazu-nee's passed out drunk.
[08:48] Natsumi
    Hey, it'll be fine.
    We'll be back in no time.
[08:51] Natsumi
    So let's get going!
[08:53] Renge
    Rhino, rhino, rhinoceros,
    rhinoceros beetles...
[08:57] Renge
    Big, shiny rhinoceros beetles...
[08:59] Komari
    So... what should we do? Play sevens?
[09:02] Hotaru
    I guess so. She said they'd be
    back soon, so why don't we wait?
[09:07] Komari
    Agreed. Maybe I'll go
    buy some drinks first.
[09:10] Hotaru
    Oh, I'll go with you.
[09:13] Kazuho
    I guess I fell asleep...
[09:16] Komari
    Oh, Kazu-nee, you're awake.
[09:17] Kazuho
    Hey, where's Ren-ryon?
[09:20] Hotaru
    Oh, she went with Natsumi-senpai to put
    out brown sugar syrup for beetles.
[09:24] Kazuho
    Huh?
[09:25] Kazuho
    That's dangerous for two kids.
    I'll go check on them.
[09:30] Komari
    Um, but... are you okay?
    You seem pretty drunk...
[09:34] Kazuho
    I'm fine, I'm fine!
[09:37] Kazuho
    This is nothing! No problem!
[09:46] Kazuho
    It's... not a good idea to
    be too loud, though...
[09:50] Kazuho
    But I'm fine, see?
[09:51] Komari
    If that's a bad idea,
    you're not fine at all!
[09:54] Kazuho
    Well, guess I'm goin' on a little journey.
[09:58] Komari
    No, don't go on a journey! Just find them!
[10:04] Kazuho
    Huh? I can't get out of the tent...
[10:06] Komari
    Kazu-nee, the door's over here!
    You're gonna tear down the tent!
[10:14] Kazuho
    I'm kinda... wobbly...
[10:17] Kazuho
    Yeah, can't. Break time.
[10:23] Kazuho
    Hey, it'll be easier to move like this.
[10:27] Kazuho
    I'll look for the girls this way.
[10:34] Renge
    I hear so many bugs.
[10:37] Natsumi
    I think they're katydids.
[10:39] Renge
    So, Nattsun, which tree
    do we put the syrup on?
[10:42] Natsumi
    Good question. We don't want
    to wander out too far.
[10:46] Kazuho
    Hey, Ren-ryon!
[10:55] Renge
    I heard a weird noise.
[10:57] Natsumi
    Probably a bug, right?
[10:59] Natsumi
    Come on, Ren-chon. I'll leave you here.
[11:02] Natsumi
    Ren-chon!
[11:03] Renge
    Coming!
[11:06] Kazuho
    Where are ya?
[11:08] Kazuho
    There you are!
[11:12] Kazuho
    Wait! Wait up! Ren-ryon!
[11:18] Kazuho
    Wait!
[11:20] Natsumi
    Wh-What happened, Ren-chon?!
[11:22] Renge
    S-Something grabbed my leg!
[11:24] Renge
    There! Over there!
[11:26] Natsumi
    What? Where?!
[11:29] Natsumi
    There's no one there.
[11:30] Natsumi
    You probably tripped on a
    tree root or something.
[11:33] Natsumi
    Look, if anything shows up,
    I'll take care of it.
[11:38] Natsumi
    Hey, let's use that tree.
[11:41] Natsumi
    We'll put the syrup in that hollow spot.
[11:44] Natsumi
    You can spread it on.
[11:45] Renge
    Okay.
[11:48] Renge
    It's stuck. The syrup won't come out.
[11:51] Natsumi
    Really? We'll just take the lid off.
[11:55] Kazuho
    Hey, Ren-ryon...
[11:58] Natsumi
    Can you reach, Ren-chon?
[12:00] Renge
    It's a little too high.
[12:01] Natsumi
    Want me to pick you up?
[12:03] Kazuho
    Ren-ryon, can't you hear me?
[12:08] Kazuho
    Whoops. My hair tie's stuck on a branch.
[12:09] Kazuho
    I'll just take it out.
[12:14] Renge
    I hear something.
[12:23] Kazuho
    You finally noticed me...
[12:32] Renge
    There really was a ghost!
[12:34] Natsumi
    W-W-We're in trouble! It's really real!
[12:37] Natsumi
    Whatever! Just run, Ren-chon!
[12:41] Komari
    And I'm out.
[12:43] Hotaru
    Aw, I lost.
[12:45] Komari
    Want to play sevens now?
[12:47] Hotaru
    Good idea.
[12:49] Natsumi
    It's out there!
[12:52] Komari
    What? Did something happen?
[12:55] Renge
    Th-There was a long-haired ghost!
[12:57] Komari
    What?! A gho—
[12:59] Hotaru
    Um, I think that might have been Sensei...
[13:02] Both
    Huh?
[13:04] Hotaru
    Well, she went out looking
    for you two not long ago...
[13:08] Komari
    Wh-What, you thought Kazu-nee was a ghost?
[13:12] Komari
    Natsumi, there's no such
    thing as ghosts, you know.
[13:15] Natsumi
    Never thought I'd hear that from you...
[13:19] Kazuho
    Hey, everyone...
[13:24] Komari
    There's Kazu-nee now.
[13:26] Komari
    Jeez, Kazu-nee!
[13:28] Komari
    You scared Natsumi and Renge.
[13:30] Komari
    What are you—
SIGN    Non Non Biyori
SIGN    Nonstop
[14:00] Hikage
    Man...
[14:01] Hikage
    It's summer vacation, you know.
[14:04] Hikage
    Summer vacation! Get it?
[14:06] Natsumi
    You're really pushing the
    "summer vacation" thing.
[14:09] Hikage
    Well, sure I am. It's summer vacation.
[14:13] Hikage
    Anyway, Natsumi-kun, do you
    know what "vacation" means?
[14:17] Natsumi
    English, right?
[14:18] Hikage
    Yeah, since I was talking
    about summer vacation,
[14:21] Hikage
    of course that's "vacation" in English.
[14:23] Hikage
    The word may have a sweet ring
    to it, but there's one problem.
[14:28] Hikage
    And you seem to have the
    same problem yourself.
[14:32] Natsumi
    Right.
[14:33] Natsumi
    That's what I came here to
    talk to you about today.
SIGN    Japanese
[14:42] Both
    There's way too much summer homework!
[14:45] Natsumi
    What do they expect us
    to do with all this?!
[14:48] Natsumi
    Have paper as our main diet
    with grilled salmon?!
[14:50] Hikage
    Yeah, exactly!
[14:51] Hikage
    Summer vacation, my foot!
[14:53] Hikage
    This is making my face look more
    blue than the midsummer sky!
[14:57] Natsumi
    Exactly!
[14:59] Natsumi
    And I got more than everyone else just
    'cause my grades were a little low!
[15:04] Hikage
    Seriously?! That sucks!
[15:06] Hikage
    What horrible teacher would do that?!
[15:08] Hikage
    I wanna see them right now!
[15:09] Kazuho
    Hey, you two. I brought some juice.
[15:13] Both
    Yep! There's the teacher!
[15:15] Kazuho
    What? What's going on?
[15:17] Natsumi
    Listen, Kazu-nee!
[15:18] Natsumi
    I have so much summer homework,
[15:19] Natsumi
    I might have to camp out with
    Hika-nee to get it done!
[15:23] Kazuho
    Oh? Well, you do love camping, Natsumi.
[15:28] Kazuho
    How convenient.
[15:39] Kazuho
    Gotcha.
[15:47] Natsumi
    What is this? My mood just dropped
    so low, it's actually better.
[15:51] Natsumi
    What is this feeling?
[15:53] Hikage
    That's hatred.
[15:55] Natsumi
    Darn that Kazu-nee, acting
    like it's not her problem...
[15:59] Natsumi
    Right! I've got a good idea!
[16:01] Natsumi
    Hika-nee, why don't we boycott this
    homework and just refuse to do it?!
[16:05] Hikage
    Huh? What the heck are you saying?
[16:08] Natsumi
    If we just let them have their way with us,
[16:10] Natsumi
    they might just give us even
    more homework from now on!
[16:13] Natsumi
    We have to prevent that, whatever it takes!
[16:16] Hikage
    U-Uh...
[16:17] Hikage
    That's your homework in that bag, right?
[16:20] Hikage
    Weren't we gonna do this together?
[16:22] Natsumi
    That was the plan, but I
    can't take it any longer!
[16:25] Natsumi
    Okay! Now that that's settled,
[16:28] Natsumi
    let's ditch this homework
    and play 'til we drop!
[16:30] Hikage
    Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wait a minute!
[16:32] Hikage
    That might work for you since your
    school has so few students,
[16:36] Hikage
    but my school has a lot of students!
[16:39] Hikage
    It's not a protest if I'm doing it alone!
[16:41] Hikage
    Plus, if I don't do this homework
    now, I'll never finish it in time!
[16:46] Natsumi
    Yeah? Same goes for me.
[16:49] Natsumi
    But we're boycotting it, so we
    don't need to finish it in time.
[16:52] Hikage
    I'm not, you idiot!
[16:53] Hikage
    Anyway! There's no way I'm boycotting
    anything! Understand?!
SIGN    We Refuse!
[17:02] Hikage
    Yes! I win!
[17:04] Natsumi
    Darn, I lost.
[17:06] Hikage
    Man, once I gave up on that homework,
    the rest came instantly.
[17:11] Hikage
    I feel so liberated right now.
[17:14] Hikage
    Okay, what should we do next?
[17:16] Natsumi
    You know, Hika-nee... aren't card
    games boring with just two players?
[17:20] Hikage
    Huh? What should we do, then?
[17:22] Natsumi
    Play George Washington.
[17:27] Natsumi
    Hey, Washington,
    what'd you eat yesterday?
[17:30] Hikage
    Just stop.
[17:39] Hikage
    You just thought, "I might as well
    have done my homework," didn't you?
[17:44] Hikage
    Huh? What do you mean?
    I'm not thinking that.
[17:46] Natsumi
    You don't have to worry about
    that. We're boycotting.
[17:50] Natsumi
    Summer vacation's almost over and
    you haven't even touched it,
[17:54] Natsumi
    so it's not going to get done anyway.
[17:56] Hikage
    Y-Yeah, I guess...
[17:59] Hikage
    Okay, let's play video games
    in the living room, then.
[18:01] Natsumi
    Yeah, good idea!
[18:13] Natsumi
    This is... pretty tense, isn't it?
[18:16] ---
    Yeah.
[18:17] ---
    Not studying and playing games right
    in front of my little sister and your teacher.
[18:21] Hikage
    It feels so immoral.
[18:23] Hikage
    Just come out and say we're boycotting.
[18:26] Hikage
    We didn't need to take off the headbands.
[18:28] Natsumi
    Uh... I don't think I'm ready for that...
[18:31] Hikage
    What are you talking about? Just say it!
[18:33] Hikage
    Say it!
[18:35] Natsumi
    Cut it out!
[18:36] Hikage
    Say it!
[18:37] Natsumi
    Cut it out!
[18:39] Hikage
    Say it!
[18:41] Kazuho
    What are they doing? It's like a
    failed attempt at girl talk...
[18:46] Renge
    I finished my homework.
[18:48] Kazuho
    Oh, good job, Ren-chon.
[18:50] Kazuho
    You sure worked hard.
[18:53] Renge
    I'm gonna go play now.
[18:55] Renge
    Are you two done with your homework, Hika-nee?
[18:58] Hikage
    Y-Yeah, of course I did my
    homework! Why wouldn't I?
[19:02] Renge
    Then I wanna play, too!
[19:04] Hikage
    S-Sure...
[19:06] Natsumi
    Oh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
[19:08] Natsumi
    You can take over for me.
[19:12] Renge
    Hika-nee, you won't beat me!
[19:15] Hikage
    W-Well, I'm not gonna lose!
[19:32] Hikage
    Natsumi's taking a while.
[19:35] Hikage
    I'm gonna go check on her.
[19:36] Renge
    'Kay.
[19:39] Hikage
    Jeez, where did she go?
[19:43] Hikage
    Huh? She's not in here.
[19:45] Hikage
    The door's even open.
[19:46] Hikage
    Hey, Natsumi!
[19:49] Hikage
    You in here?
[19:51] Hikage
    Hey, Natsumi!
[19:54] Hikage
    What are y—
[20:03] Hikage
    Who said you could get started before me?!
[20:05] Natsumi
    Let me go, Hika-nee!
[20:07] Natsumi
    I'm seriously not gonna finish in time!
[20:08] Hikage
    Excuse me?! It was your idea, you know!
[20:11] Natsumi
    I couldn't take the pressure! Forgive me!
[20:14] Hikage
    No chance! Not after all
    you put me through!
[20:28] Natsumi
    My... homework...
[20:30] Hikage
    Oh, uh... yeah...
[20:35] Hikage
    Natsumi...
[20:38] Hikage
    What do you say we boycott that boycott?
[20:50] Natsumi
    Ren-chon! Get me a towel and a
    hair dryer to dry my textbook!
[20:54] Hikage
    And get us a late-night
    snack while there's time!
SIGN    New Semester
SIGN    We Refuse
SIGN    Non Non Biyori
SIGN    That's all for today
[23:33] Renge
    Dumpling?!
[23:34] Renge
    I was catching crabs.
[23:36] Kazuho
    It wasn't! It wasn't a dream!
[23:38] Renge
    It's the Merlion!
[23:40] Natsumi
    Just cut off my head and
    ring the gong right now.
SIGN    Next Time
    Episode 7
SIGN    It Was a Thrilling Autumn
SIGN    Photo: Karuku
SIGN    Please Watch Again
SIGN    Nonstop

E7 - It Was a Thrilling Autumn

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[00:04] Kazuho
    So, as I've been saying for a while,
SIGN    Parents' Day
[00:07] Kazuho
    tomorrow is Parents' Day.
[00:09] Kazuho
    Be sure to show your parents the
    print-outs I just gave you.
[00:13] Komari
    Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
[00:15] Hotaru
    I'll have to study a lot so
    they see me at my best.
[00:17] Renge
    Every day is like Parents' Day for me,
[00:21] Renge
    so it doesn't feel that special.
[00:23] Kazuho
    True, since your big sister's always here.
[00:25] Renge
    Then can I invite Candy Store, too?
[00:27] Renge
    That'll make it feel special!
[00:30] Kazuho
    Hmm... Do you think she'd show up?
[00:32] Kazuho
    Anyway, that's what's going on...
SIGN    Nonstop
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    It Was a Thrilling Autumn
[02:16] Kazuho
    Uh, Parents' Day hasn't even started yet.
[02:20] Kazuho
    Why do you look so burned out?
[02:22] Natsumi
    I was just thinking about what my mom will
    do when she sees my current status...
[02:28] Natsumi
    I should've tried to make sure I'd be
    able to answer questions in class.
[02:33] Kazuho
    Well, what will be will be.
[02:36] Kazuho
    You only have yourself to
    blame for not studying.
[02:40] Kazuho
    Okay, that does it for our closing.
[02:42] Kazuho
    Do your best tomorrow, everyone.
[02:44] Natsumi
    Oh, also, when I told Mom you
    sleep during study periods,
[02:49] Natsumi
    she said she might bring
    lightning down on you, too,
[02:51] Natsumi
    depending on what happens
    during Parents' Day.
[02:54] Kazuho
    What's Yukiko-san going to do when
    she sees my current status?
[02:59] Kazuho
    I should've taught our classes properly.
[03:02] Natsumi
    I guess we'll be in the same boat tomorrow.
[03:04] Natsumi
    Kazu-nee! Maybe you should come up with
[03:07] Natsumi
    the questions for tomorrow's class now
    and tell me what they're gonna be!
[03:11] Kazuho
    Ah, of course!
[03:13] Kazuho
    And if you're able to answer them,
[03:15] Kazuho
    she'll say I'm doing a good
    job of teaching, too!
[03:33] Kazuho
    Natsumi-kun, for whatever
    it's worth, I am a teacher.
[03:36] Kazuho
    I can't rig Parents' Day like that.
[03:39] Natsumi
    You sounded like you were
    all for it a minute ago!
[03:42] Kazuho
    Anyway, let's all commit to our studies
    fair and square for tomorrow!
[03:45] Kazuho
    I'll be here to help!
[03:47] Natsumi
    R-Right! Got it!
[03:49] Kazuho
    Natsumi, take out your textbook!
[03:50] Natsumi
    Okay!
[03:51] Kazuho
    We'll start with Japanese!
[03:52] Komari
    Can the rest of us go home?
[03:53] Natsumi
    Right!
[03:54] Hotaru
    I-I'm not sure...
SIGN    Asahigaoka Branch School
[04:02] Renge
    Candy Store, the classroom's this way!
[04:04] Kaede
    I know. I graduated from here, remember?
[04:07] Kazuho
    Thanks a lot for taking
    the time to come here.
[04:10] Kazuho
    Our parents suddenly came down with colds.
[04:13] Kaede
    Oh, it's no big deal.
[04:15] Kaede
    Just buy something from the store
    sometime, and we'll call it even.
[04:18] Kazuho
    Sure.
[04:19] Kaede
    By the way, I heard Yukiko-san
    would be here watching today.
[04:24] Kazuho
    Well, I gave Natsumi some real Spartan
    training yesterday, so it'll be fine.
[04:29] Kaede
    Really?
[04:30] Kazuho
    Yeah, surprisingly enough,
[04:32] Kazuho
    Natsumi actually has a pretty good memory.
[04:35] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Happy Henry lives beside Boron Cottage!
[04:38] (Flashback) Kazuho
    You're a genius!
[04:40] Kaede
    Well, she does remember some
    of the weirdest things...
[04:43] Yukiko
    Kazu-chan! Good morning!
[04:46] Yukiko
    This will be my first time
    seeing you teach your class.
[04:49] Kazuho
    Speak of the devil...
[04:50] Yukiko
    Hm? What was that?
[04:52] Kazuho
    Uh, nothing!
[04:53] Kazuho
    A-Anyway, Yukiko-san,
    Natsumi here sure is amazing.
[04:57] Kazuho
    I was helping her study a bit, and she
    just breezed through the questions!
[05:02] Kazuho
    I think she might just be a genius.
[05:04] Yukiko
    Oh, really? Then I guess I should
    expect to be impressed today!
[05:08] Kazuho
    O-Of course!
[05:10] Kazuho
    We'll show you Natsumi at her best!
[05:13] Kazuho
    Right, Natsumi?
[05:14] Natsumi
    Right...
[05:15] Kazuho
    Uh-oh.
[05:16] Kazuho
    Ah... S-Sorry! I need to
    see Natsumi for a moment!
[05:21] Kazuho
    Okay, Natsumi, what's wrong?
[05:23] Natsumi
    When I woke up this morning,
[05:25] Natsumi
    everything we went over yesterday
    had vanished from my memory.
[05:29] Kazuho
    Huh?!
[05:30] Natsumi
    Maybe all that happened yesterday
    was just a dream...
[05:34] Kazuho
    It wasn't! It wasn't a dream!
SIGN    Grade 8 Class 1
SIGN    +Grade 1
    
    +Grade 7
    
    +Grade 9
    
    +Grade 5
[05:42] Kazuho
    O-Okay, then, let's start class.
[05:46] Kazuho
    Since everyone's in different grades,
    we'll divide up by grade.
SIGN    New Japanese
    Elementary
[05:51] Renge
    The whale flew through the sky...
[05:55] Renge
    I read my book!
[05:57] Kaede
    Wow...
[05:58] Hotaru
    A cube whose sides measure
    five centimeters...
[06:07] Komari
    Um... Iron and sulfur combine
    to form iron sulfide.
[06:12] Kazuho
    Okay, now for the last
    class, seventh grade.
[06:18] Kazuho
    Natsumi, which subject do
    you think you can handle?
[06:20] Natsumi
    I don't think I can do any of them.
[06:28] Kazuho
    O-Okay, why don't we start with
    single-digit multiplication?
[06:33] Kazuho
    Oh, man... Yukiko-san's
    face is looking grim...
[06:37] Kazuho
    I know this isn't a problem
    to give a seventh grader.
[06:42] Kazuho
    But I have to give her one she can
    answer for sure to get her started!
[06:47] Kazuho
    She looks pretty confident about this, too!
[06:50] Kazuho
    Okay, Natsumi-kun! Recite the eights table!
[06:57] Natsumi
    Eight times one is eight.
[06:59] Natsumi
    Eight times two is sixteen.
[07:02] Natsumi
    Eight times three is...
[07:03] Natsumi
    is... is...
[07:06] Natsumi
    is...
[07:08] Natsumi
    Not the eights! Anything but the eights!
[07:11] Kazuho
    Or the threes, apparently...
[07:12] Renge
    It's 24!
[07:16] Kazuho
    Now, Ren-chon, it's Natsumi's
    turn right now.
[07:20] Natsumi
    Y-Yeah!
[07:21] Natsumi
    I was just about to answer, too.
[07:23] Renge
    I-I couldn't help myself!
[07:26] Both
    Nice one!
[07:27] Kazuho
    What next?
[07:28] Natsumi
    C-Catching trout by hand?
[07:31] Kazuho
    That's not a class subject!
[07:32] Natsumi
    Tell me... what does Mom's face look like?
[07:35] Kazuho
    Sh-She's mad! Furious!
[07:37] Natsumi
    Sh-She is?!
[07:39] Natsumi
    Th-Then I have to answer something
    and get her in a better mood!
[07:42] Kazuho
    Okay, got it!
[07:45] Kazuho
    Music!
[07:46] Kazuho
    What is this symbol called?!
[07:47] Natsumi
    Magatama?! I have no idea!
[07:49] Kazuho
    Science!
[07:50] Kazuho
    What rule is represented by this gesture?!
[07:52] Natsumi
    The trick to never losing
    at rock-paper-scissors?!
[07:55] Natsumi
    I don't know!
[07:56] Kazuho
    Translate this English!
[07:57] Natsumi
    I may have been wild in
    the past, but I still...
[08:02] Kazuho
    Why aren't you saying "I don't know"?!
[08:04] Natsumi
    S-So... how does Mom look?
[08:12] Kazuho
    Sh-She's smiling!
[08:14] Natsumi
    Smiling?!
[08:15] Kazuho
    Yeah, she's smiling.
[08:16] Natsumi
    She's smiling, huh?
[08:18] Kazuho
    What now, Natsumi?
[08:20] Kazuho
    What do you want to do?
[08:26] Natsumi
    Just cut off my head and
    ring the gong right now.
SIGN    Non Non Biyori
[08:53] Kazuho
    It's a bit early, but let's have lunch now.
[08:57] Kazuho
    The parents will be joining
    us in making curry.
[09:00] Kazuho
    Right this way to the home ec room.
[09:03] Kazuho
    Ah, Yukiko-san, thank you
    again for coming today!
[09:06] Kazuho
    I appreciate you making the trip.
[09:08] Kazuho
    But more importantly, you got to
    see Natsumi in action today.
[09:13] Kazuho
    What did you think?
    Didn't she do wonderfully?
[09:18] Kazuho
    She did poorly?
[09:22] Kazuho
    No dice, huh?
SIGN    Nonstop
[09:51] Shiori
    Oh, it's Renge-chan.
[09:54] Renge
    I came to play. Can you play now?
[09:57] Shiori
    I can!
[09:59] Mom
    Oh, Shiori, is this the girl
    who played with you before?
[10:02] Shiori
    Mama, this is Renge-chan.
[10:05] Mom
    Thank you for bringing Shiori
    home when she was lost.
[10:08] Renge
    You're welcome.
[10:10] Shiori
    Mama, can I go play with her?
[10:12] Mom
    Of course. Just stay close to home
    so you don't get lost again.
[10:20] Shiori
    I'm gonna have a baby sister soon.
[10:22] Renge
    Really?
[10:24] Renge
    What do you want to do?
[10:26] Shiori
    Go for a walk.
[10:28] Range
    Walks are nice.
    There's a place nearby here...
[10:31] Shiori
    Not for me. I'm taking this for a walk.
[10:40] Shiori
    I'm taking this for a walk!
[10:44] Renge
    I see. That was a higher level of
    conversation than I was ready for.
[10:48] Renge
    I'd like to know more.
[10:51] Shiori
    Well...
[10:52] Shiori
    I can't have a dog at home,
    so this is my pet.
[10:56] Shiori
    Since it's nice out, we're going for a walk.
[10:58] Renge
    Now I get it.
[11:00] Renge
    If it's your pet, did you give it a name?
[11:03] Shiori
    Not yet.
[11:04] Renge
    Okay, then, I'll name it!
[11:10] Renge
    Dumpling.
[11:12] Shiori
    That's cute!
[11:13] Shiori
    Starting today, your name is Dumpling!
[11:20] Renge
    Dumpling?!
[11:22] Renge
    Y-You shouldn't kick it if it's your pet!
[11:25] Shiori
    It's my pet, but it's still a ball.
[11:27] Renge
    G-Good point...
[11:29] Renge
    I guess I lost my composure.
[11:32] Shiori
    Okay, let's toss the ball back and forth.
[11:34] Renge
    You got it!
[11:52] Shiori
    Why does the ball stop by itself
    when it's done rolling?
[11:59] Renge
    Where did that come from?!
[12:01] Shiori
    I can't stay still when people tell me to,
[12:05] Shiori
    but Dumpling can roll all
    that way and then stop.
[12:09] Shiori
    Even though it's so round...
[12:17] Renge
    Yes, I can see why you'd have
    your suspicions about that.
[12:22] Renge
    I'll solve this riddle for you.
[12:24] Shiori
    Yay!
[12:26] Renge
    I just learned the term
    "air resistance" not long ago.
[12:30] Renge
    And right after that...
[12:32] Renge
    I also learned the term "friction."
[12:35] Shiori
    Masatsu (friction)! I know what that is!
[12:37] Renge
    You know what friction is?
    Not bad, Shiori-chin.
[12:42] Shiori
    I ate one yesterday!
[12:43] Renge
    You ate friction?!
[12:45] (Flashback) Mom
    Shiori, here's a sweet
    potato (satsuma imo).
[12:48] (Flashback) Shiori
    Yay! Masatsu imo!
[12:50] Shiori
    It was so sweet and yummy!
[12:52] Renge
    It's sweet?!
[12:53] Renge
    What gave you the idea to eat friction?
[12:57] Shiori
    Because... it's fall.
[12:59] Renge
    Because... it's fall?
[13:03] Renge
    Well, whatever.
[13:05] Renge
    Anyway, there's friction between
    Dumpling and the ground,
[13:08] Renge
    and that makes Dumpling stop.
[13:10] Shiori
    That's not right. You dig up
    masatsu out of the ground.
[13:15] Renge
    Wha...
[13:17] Renge
    You know what? Let's stop
    talking about this.
[13:21] Renge
    I guess I didn't understand friction
    as well as I thought I did.
[13:25] Shiori
    Okay.
[13:26] Shiori
    Then why do balls fall down
    after you throw them up?
[13:30] Renge
    Because Earth pulls them down.
[13:32] Shiori
    Does Earth have hands?
[13:35] Renge
    Earth is perfectly round,
    just like Dumpling.
[13:39] Renge
    But it pulls things toward it
    with a force we can't see.
[13:42] Renge
    I read about it in a science book.
[13:44] Shiori
    Earth is perfectly round,
    just like Dumpling?
[13:47] Renge
    That's right.
[13:48] Shiori
    Oh...
[13:57] Shiori
    But it's kind of bumpy where the lines are,
[14:00] Shiori
    so it's not perfectly round.
[14:07] Renge
    When you put it that way,
[14:09] Renge
    Earth has mountains and oceans
    and stuff, so it's bumpy, too.
[14:14] Renge
    Which means... it's not perfectly round!
[14:18] Shiori
    Then what is perfectly round?
[14:21] Renge
    I read about that in a science book, too.
[14:24] Renge
    No matter how smooth something is,
[14:26] Renge
    if you look through a microscope,
    it's actually bumpy!
[14:30] Shiori
    So I've never actually seen
    anything perfectly round?
[14:34] Renge
    That's what it means.
[14:42] Shiori
    What does "round" mean, anyway?
[15:34] Natsumi
    Hey, it's Ren-chon and her friend.
[15:36] Natsumi
    What're you up to? Tossing a ball?
[15:39] Renge
    We were debating the statement that a
    perfectly round object doesn't exist.
[15:44] Natsumi
    That's a pretty high-level conversation...
SIGN    Nonstop
[16:02] Natsumi
    Ren-chon!
[16:08] Natsumi
    What're you doing?
[16:10] Renge
    I was catching crabs.
[16:13] Natsumi
    Oh, that's right. You caught one
    in summer, but you let it go,
[16:16] Natsumi
    since it was so hot.
[16:18] Renge
    Yeah. But is it better now?
[16:21] Natsumi
    Well, I guess this would be
    a better time to keep one.
[16:24] Natsumi
    You gave that other crab
    a name, didn't you?
[16:27] Natsumi
    I think it was, uh... Medicine!
[16:31] Renge
    It was Salt!
[16:32] Natsumi
    Wow, that got your attention.
[16:33] Renge
    I was catching them again
    because it's cooler now.
[16:36] Renge
    I'll keep this Salt until summer,
[16:39] Renge
    and when it gets hot, I'll let him go.
[16:41] Natsumi
    Oh, you're giving this one the same name?
[16:44] Natsumi
    I'll let you use our old fish tank, then.
[16:47] Renge
    Wow! Really?
[16:49] Natsumi
    Sure. Come with me to my house.
[17:00] Natsumi
    Let's see... I think it was under here...
[17:05] Natsumi
    Oh, there it is.
[17:07] Renge
    That's a huge tank.
[17:09] Natsumi
    Hey, I know. Why don't we use
    a different kind of filter
[17:13] Natsumi
    to make it a more authentic setup?
[17:14] Renge
    Filter? Like the thing that
    makes bubbles for goldfish?
[17:18] Natsumi
    Yeah, that.
[17:22] Natsumi
    I guess we can use some of the
    filter media from the pond.
[17:25] Natsumi
    Ren-chon, wait here a sec.
[17:32] Renge
    Hop... hop... scotch!
[17:49] Natsumi
    Ren-chon, I got the filter media.
[17:52] Natsumi
    Were you watching the koi?
[17:53] Renge
    Well, Hikarimono Boss was staring
    at me with his mouth open.
[17:59] Renge
    I think Hikarimono Boss wanted
    to have a staring contest.
[18:03] Natsumi
    When did our family's koi get that name?
[18:09] Natsumi
    We've got the filter media.
[18:11] Natsumi
    Now we just need a heater
    and some dechlorinator,
[18:13] Natsumi
    and we can finish setting
    it up at your house.
[18:15] Renge
    Yay! I'm getting excited!
[18:19] Natsumi
    I should've known carrying this tank
    all the way here wouldn't be easy...
[18:24] Natsumi
    Want to set it up on top
    of this shoe cupboard?
[18:26] Renge
    Yeah, that's okay!
[18:28] Natsumi
    We should get some water
[18:30] Natsumi
    and a few rocks to put in the tank.
[18:32] Natsumi
    Do you have a bucket?
[18:34] Renge
    The bucket's outside!
[18:36] Natsumi
    Okay, I'll get some water in the bucket.
[18:38] Natsumi
    Ren-chon, can you find some
    rocks to put in the tank?
[18:42] Natsumi
    They should probably be fairly big ones.
[18:45] Renge
    Okay!
[18:48] Renge
    This rock isn't quite what I'm looking for.
[18:53] Natsumi
    There's the dechlorinator.
[18:58] Renge
    Not this one, either...
[19:03] Natsumi
    Okay, everything's ready!
[19:06] Renge
    We can set up the tank now?
[19:10] Natsumi
    All right, then!
    Now that everything's ready,
[19:14] Natsumi
    it's time for Ren-chon's long-awaited...
[19:19] Natsumi
    ...fish tank set-up!
[19:21] Renge
    Roger!
[19:23] Natsumi
    First, we put in the filter
    media I got from the pond...
[19:27] Natsumi
    Then we put this flat-type
    filter on top of it.
[19:31] Renge
    It's not like the one that
    makes bubbles for goldfish?
[19:34] Natsumi
    This filter has a thin hose on it,
[19:37] Natsumi
    and the water comes out of that.
[19:39] Renge
    Oh! Water comes out?
[19:42] Natsumi
    Once that's in place,
[19:43] Natsumi
    we lay out the rocks and put the heater in.
[19:46] Renge
    'Kay!
[19:48] Natsumi
    Then we put in the bigger rocks,
[19:51] Natsumi
    and adjust the hose a bit.
[19:54] Natsumi
    Then we add the water, and...
[19:56] Natsumi
    The fish tank decoration is done!
[19:58] Renge
    Wow! It looks like a mountain!
[20:00] Natsumi
    Okay, lastly, could you
    plug this in for me?
[20:04] Renge
    Roger!
[20:10] Renge
    It's making a noise!
[20:12] Natsumi
    That's the pump kicking on.
[20:14] Natsumi
    Come over here and take a look at the tank.
[20:17] Renge
    What is it?
[20:18] Renge
    Wha?! Th-This is...
[20:21] Renge
    Water's coming out from the mountain!
[20:23] Natsumi
    Yes! That's this tank's gimmick!
[20:26] Natsumi
    The filter creates a waterfall!
[20:30] Renge
    It's the Merlion!
[20:32] Natsumi
    Huh? It's not the Merlion.
    It's a waterfall!
[20:35] Renge
    Th-That's what it is?
    It's amazing as a waterfall, too!
[20:39] Natsumi
    Actually, I'm amazed you
    know what the Merlion is.
[20:42] Renge
    I saw it on TV yesterday.
[20:44] Renge
    Anyway, can I put Salt in the tank now?
[20:47] Natsumi
    Well, it'd actually be better to wait
    until there's more water in it...
[20:52] Natsumi
    But the filter's in, so it'll be fine.
[20:55] Renge
    Okay!
[20:56] Renge
    For the finishing touch...
[20:59] Renge
    I'll add a pinch of salt.
[21:02] Natsumi
    We're not cooking here!
[21:05] Renge
    Wow! Look, look!
[21:07] Renge
    There's a river in the tank!
[21:10] Renge
    Nattsun, it's so cool!
[21:12] Natsumi
    I'm just glad you like it.
[21:14] Kazuho
    What're you two doing?
[21:16] Kazuho
    Hey, where'd the tank come
    from? That looks great.
[21:19] Renge
    Yeah, Nattsun set it up for me!
[21:22] Kazuho
    Oh? Natsumi can't study, but she
    can do stuff like this? That's impressive.
[21:27] Natsumi
    You didn't have to say that, Kazu-nee.
[21:29] Kazuho
    Well, you did go to the trouble
    of setting it up for her.
[21:33] Kazuho
    Why don't you have dinner
    here before you go home?
[21:35] Kazuho
    I'll fix something.
[21:36] Natsumi
    Really?! I'd love to!
[21:38] Renge
    Ooh! You're gonna have
    dinner with us, Nattsun?
[21:41] Renge
    Then we can go play until it's ready!
[21:44] Natsumi
    Okay!
[21:45] Kazuho
    Great.
[21:46] Kazuho
    Now that that's settled, I'll let
    Yukiko-san know and then start cooking.
[21:51] Renge
    Nee-nee, what're we having
    for dinner tonight?
[21:54] Kazuho
    I'm making crab cream croquettes tonight.
SIGN    Non Non Biyori
SIGN    That's all for today
[23:31] Renge
    Akane-chin, you seem happier
    than you were yesterday.
[23:34] Renge
    Did something good happen?
[23:36] Komari
    That sounded like a tea kettle!
[23:39] Akane
    Thank you for everything
    you've done for me!
[23:41] Akane
    Good luck on your exams!
[23:43] Konomi
    Akane-chan, just do what
    you've always done.
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    Entrance Exams Coming Up
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E8 - My Senpai Had Entrance Exams Coming Up

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[00:04] Akane
    What? You're leaving the club, Senpai?
[00:07] Girl
    Yeah. I have entrance exams coming up,
[00:10] Girl
    and I can't study when I'm
    busy with club stuff.
[00:13] Akane
    Oh... Th-That's true.
[00:15] Akane
    It was great to be in the club with you!
[00:17] Akane
    Good luck on your exams!
[00:19] Girl
    Thanks!
[00:23] Girl
    Akane!
[00:25] Girl
    I returned the club room key.
    Wanna head home together?
[00:28] Akane
    Yeah, sure.
[00:30] Akane
    Wait, don't you take the bus?
    I take the train.
[00:34] Girl
    Yeah, so we can just walk to the bus stop.
[00:39] Akane
    The song we did today was kinda hard, huh?
[00:42] Girl
    Yeah, really hard.
[00:47] Akane
    Entrance exams...
[00:49] Akane
    With Konomi-senpai acting as my go-between,
[00:52] Akane
    I made some friends in the club,
[00:54] Akane
    and my flute playing
    improved a little, but...
[01:00] Girl
    See ya!
[01:01] Akane
    See ya.
[01:04] Akane
    I wonder if Konomi-senpai's
    going to quit, too...
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[02:51] Konomi
    Hey, it's Akane-chan!
[02:54] Konomi
    Over here! Akane-chan!
[02:57] Akane
    Konomi-senpai? What are you doing out here?
SIGN    Goldfish Scooping
[03:01] Akane
    Oh, there's a festival...
[03:02] Konomi
    Yep, a festival.
[03:04] Akane
    I thought you left kind of abruptly
    after our club practice.
[03:08] Akane
    Was it to come here?
[03:11] Konomi
    Well, actually, I'm on my way
    over to Nacchan's house,
[03:15] Konomi
    but I thought I should pick
    up a little gift here first.
[03:18] Akane
    Oh...
[03:19] Konomi
    Hey, since you're here, let's walk
    around the festival together.
[03:23] Akane
    Huh? Sure, that's fine,
[03:25] Akane
    but what are you going to buy as a gift?
[03:27] Konomi
    Hmm, I'm not sure...
[03:32] Konomi
    Maybe I'll get her a mask.
[03:34] Konomi
    Although these look more suited
    for Renge-chan than Nacchan...
[03:38] Akane
    For Renge-chan?
[03:39] Konomi
    I bet she'd love this robot-looking one.
[03:42] Akane
    So that's the sort of thing
    that Renge-chan likes...
[03:45] Konomi
    Excuse me! I'd like this mask, please.
[03:48] Lady
    Sure.
[03:50] Konomi
    Oh, and give me one that'll look
    good on my friend here, too.
[03:53] Akane
    Huh?!
SIGN    Ekimae-sando
[03:59] Akane
    Does it... look good on me?
[04:04] Konomi
    I'm... sorry about this.
[04:06] Akane
    Why are you apologizing?
[04:08] Konomi
    I thought it'd be a good way to thank
    you for going gift-shopping with me...
[04:13] Akane
    Ah...
SIGN    Candied Apples
[04:15] Konomi
    That just leaves gifts for
    Nacchan and her sister.
SIGN    Yakitori
[04:18] Konomi
    We could get food, but it would smell,
    and since we're taking the train...
SIGN    Yakisoba
[04:21] Akane
    Oh, that's a good point.
[04:25] Konomi
    Is there anything we could win
    from a lottery or something?
[04:29] Akane
    What about that candy-cutting
    booth over there?
SIGN    Candy-Cutting
[04:32] Konomi
    Oh, good idea!
[04:34] Konomi
    I did these all the time as a
    kid, so I'm really good at it.
[04:38] Konomi
    Wanna do one, too?
[04:39] Akane
    Okay, just a quick one, then.
[04:43] Konomi
    You just carve it out like this...
[05:03] Akane
    Should I ask her about the club?
[05:06] Akane
    I don't know how to approach it, though...
[05:12] Konomi
    Akane-chan, yours broke so fast.
[05:15] Akane
    I was thinking about something else...
[05:17] Konomi
    Okay, then, you can just sit there
    and watch my carving skills.
[05:23] Konomi
    If you take it nice and slow, like this...
[05:39] Konomi
    Gosh, that sure was embarrassing.
[05:43] Konomi
    Don't tell the gang back
    at the village, okay?
[05:46] Akane
    I don't think it's really
    that embarrassing...
[05:51] Konomi
    Okay, then, let's try
    the shooting game next.
[05:53] Akane
    I've never done a shooting game before...
[05:59] Konomi
    Actually, I haven't, either.
[06:03] Konomi
    But this kind of thing is
    all about beginner's luck.
SIGN    Fukuwarai
[06:13] Akane
    Oh, you hit it!
[06:14] Konomi
    Wow! Beginner's luck really did kick in!
[06:17] Akane
    Okay, maybe I'll get it, too.
[06:25] Konomi
    You nailed it, too, Akane-chan!
[06:27] Akane
    Konomi-senpai, let's try it
    one more time! One more!
[06:31] Konomi
    All right! I'm not gonna lose!
[06:36] Konomi
    Aw, I missed.
[06:38] Akane
    I missed mine, too.
[06:41] Akane
    Those first shots were
    the only ones we landed.
[06:44] Konomi
    Well, that's how it goes.
[06:52] Konomi
    I ended up just enjoying
    this festival myself.
[06:55] Konomi
    We got quite a few gifts, too.
[06:58] Akane
    Yeah.
[07:00] Konomi
    You probably need to be
    heading home now, huh?
[07:03] Akane
    Oh... Yeah.
[07:15] Akane
    Um, Konomi-senpai!
[07:18] Konomi
    What is it, Akane-chan?
[07:24] Akane
    Um, so...
[07:26] Akane
    You have entrance exams soon, don't you?
[07:29] Konomi
    Yeah... I guess I do.
[07:38] Akane
    When I first joined the club,
    I didn't have any friends there.
[07:43] Akane
    I wasn't sure if I'd be able to stick with it.
[07:48] Akane
    But thanks to you,
[07:51] Akane
    I made friends with Renge-chan
    and some girls in the club...
[07:55] Akane
    And I enjoy the flute so
    much more than before.
[07:59] Akane
    So...
[08:01] Akane
    Thank you for everything
    you've done for me!
[08:04] Akane
    Good luck on your exams!
[08:08] Konomi
    Akane-chan...
[08:11] Konomi
    I already got into a local
    university on a recommendation,
[08:15] Konomi
    so I'm staying in the club until graduation.
[08:17] Akane
    Huh?
[08:22] Konomi
    Oh, could you say that
    one thing again, though?
[08:25] Konomi
    That made me happy.
[08:26] Akane
    Never!
[08:28] Konomi
    Oh, hey, want to go to Nacchan's with me?
[08:31] Akane
    N-N-No, thank you!
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    Salad flavor
[08:53] Komari
    Which should I go for?
[08:56] Natsumi
    Whoa, that was good! One shot!
[08:59] Konomi
    Thanks for the bath. It felt great.
[09:02] Komari
    You're staying over tonight, right?
[09:04] Konomi
    Yeah, your mom told me I should.
[09:07] Komari
    Where do you want to sleep?
    I gotta get a futon.
[09:10] Natsumi
    Let's all three sleep in my room!
[09:12] Natsumi
    That'll be more fun!
[09:14] Konomi
    Okay, let's do that, then.
[09:17] Komari
    There, the futon's ready.
[09:20] Komari
    The one in the middle is yours, Konomi-chan.
[09:23] Komari
    Well, let's turn off the light and go to—
[09:30] Natsumi
    It's too early to go to bed, Nee-chan!
[09:33] Natsumi
    We gotta have a pillow fight first!
[09:34] Komari
    Ow! I wondered why you
    threw that out of nowhere!
[09:38] Komari
    We're not playing a silly
    kids' game like that!
[09:41] Komari
    Stupid Natsumi!
[09:44] Natsumi
    So she said as she threw
    a pillow right back!
[09:47] Natsumi
    All right! I'm gonna show
    you how I throw pillows!
[09:51] Natsumi
    Natsumi-chan Dynamite Pillow Attack!
[09:55] Natsumi
    Ow!
[09:57] Natsumi
    I hit my hand on the sliding
    screen! That hurt!
[10:00] Natsumi
    Boy, that was a mistake...
[10:06] Natsumi
    Why are you both staring like that?
[10:09] Natsumi
    You look like I broke the
    screen or... something...
[10:18] Natsumi
    It was not my fault.
[10:22] Natsumi
    Please understand this.
[10:24] Konomi
    Uh, we were watching.
[10:25] Komari
    You pretty much ordered us to.
[10:28] Natsumi
    C-Crap, crap, crap!
    I put a hole in the screen!
[10:32] Natsumi
    Wh-What do I do?
[10:34] Natsumi
    If Mom finds out, I'm in serious trouble.
[10:37] Natsumi
    Nee-chan... Nee-chan, take my place.
[10:40] Komari
    Take your place?!
    I had nothing to do with it!
[10:43] Konomi
    Nacchan, let's just go to sleep now.
[10:46] Konomi
    We should be well-rested for
    getting in trouble tomorrow.
[10:49] Natsumi
    You can't abandon me, too, Konomi-chan!
[10:52] Konomi
    Abandon you? What can I
    even do about it, though?
[10:56] Natsumi
    I just need to find a way to buy time...
[11:00] Natsumi
    That's it!
[11:01] Natsumi
    I'll cover the hole with this.
[11:04] Natsumi
    There! That should...
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[11:08] Natsumi
    It's the Fukuwarai!
[11:10] Natsumi
    W-Will this work? Will she
    believe it's a poster?
[11:13] Konomi
    I don't think so. It's clearly not a poster.
[11:16] Natsumi
    Okay, well, fortune comes
    to those who smile!
[11:19] Komari
    Hey, if you're gonna put the
    face on, pay attention!
[11:22] Komari
    The cat looks ridiculous!
[11:24] Natsumi
    Well, anyway, I covered the hole.
[11:26] Natsumi
    Now... I'll put something against the
    door so Mom can't suddenly come in!
[11:31] Natsumi
    It should be around here...
[11:33] Natsumi
    Found it! The thing for the morning glories!
[11:35] Natsumi
    I'll just block the door with this.
[11:38] Natsumi
    There. All set.
[11:40] Konomi
    Won't that just make her suspicious?
[11:43] Natsumi
    If it does, we'll fix everything with some
    inspiring words of youth or adolescence!
[11:47] Natsumi
    Well, all the emergency
    measures are in place now.
[11:50] Natsumi
    Konomi-chan, what should I do next?
[11:53] Konomi
    What do you mean?
    Shouldn't you just apologize?
[11:59] Komari
    Wait, what? What is it?
[12:01] Natsumi
    The sound of the floor
    creaking in the distance...
[12:04] Natsumi
    There's no question!
    Mom is heading toward this room!
[12:07] Komori
    I don't know how you can hear that...
[12:09] Natsumi
    Th-This is bad!
    I don't even have a plan yet!
[12:13] Natsumi
    N-No, it'll be fine! I covered
    the hole with the Fukuwarai,
[12:16] Natsumi
    and I blocked the door to the room.
[12:18] Natsumi
    Yes, the defensive measures are in place.
[12:20] Yukiko
    Hey, you girls!
[12:22] Natsumi
    Whatever happens, I can't let
    Mom in the room right now!
[12:26] Natsumi
    I'm trusting you, morning glory thing!
[12:29] Yukiko
    Hey! You're making too
    much noise late at night!
[12:32] Natsumi
    I'll never trust you again,
    morning glory thing.
[12:35] Natsumi
    Ah, greetings, Mother!
[12:37] Natsumi
    We were just about to go to sleep!
[12:40] Yukiko
    Yeah, right. If I hadn't come in,
    you would've been up all night.
[12:43] Natsumi
    No! That is most certainly not the case!
[12:46] Natsumi
    We are currently racked with sleepiness!
[12:48] Yukiko
    Why do I get the feeling
    you're acting weird?
[12:50] Natsumi
    Wh-What's this?! You wound me!
[12:52] Natsumi
    This is how I always act!
[12:55] Yukiko
    You didn't do something bad again, did you?
[12:59] Yukiko
    Why in the world did you
    put up a Fukuwarai there?
[13:02] Natsumi
    Oh, um, no reason at all, really!
[13:06] Yukiko
    Wait, Natsumi... Did you think you
    were the one who broke the screen?
[13:10] Natsumi
    Huh?
[13:15] Yukiko
    That happened earlier today
[13:17] Yukiko
    when I was cleaning your room
    and bumped it with my elbow.
[13:22] Yukiko
    A hole of that size is easy enough
    to fix, so I just left it alone.
[13:27] Yukiko
    Sorry I didn't tell you.
[13:29] Komari
    Come to think of it, we watched
    Natsumi throw the pillow...
[13:33] Konomi
    But we didn't see whether the hole
    was there before that or not.
[13:38] Natsumi
    You mean... I didn't
    break the screen at all?
[13:42] Konomi
    Looks that way.
[13:47] Natsumi
    All right!
[13:49] Natsumi
    Natsumi-chan wins the case!
[13:51] Natsumi
    See, Nee-chan?
    I told you it wasn't my fault!
[13:55] Natsumi
    I never lie, you know!
[13:58] Komari
    No, you totally said that to
    avoid getting in trouble.
[14:02] Natsumi
    Whew, I'm saved!
[14:04] Natsumi
    I wasn't sure what was gonna happen!
[14:06] Natsumi
    Well, now that my innocence has been proven,
[14:09] Natsumi
    I don't need this Fukuwarai anymore!
[14:30] Natsumi
    Fortune doesn't come to those who smile?
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[14:50] Konomi
    All right, let's take a little break.
[14:53] Akane
    Okay.
[14:54] Konomi
    Did you bring a change
    of clothes, Akane-chan?
[14:56] Akane
    I sure did.
[14:58] Renge
    Are you staying overnight, Akane-chin?
[15:01] Akane
    Yeah. Like a training camp.
[15:04] Renge
    Oh, that sounds cool!
[15:06] Renge
    Konomi-chan, you spent the night at
    Nattsun's for moon-viewing day, didn't you?
[15:11] Konomi
    That's right.
[15:13] Konomi
    We had fun, so I invited
    Akane-chan to stay this time.
[15:16] Renge
    I see.
[15:18] Konomi
    Wait here a sec. I'll get us some drinks.
[15:21] Akane
    Th-Thank you.
[15:30] Renge
    What's wrong, Akane-chin?
[15:32] Akane
    Huh? Wh-What do you mean?
[15:34] Renge
    You were staring into space.
[15:37] Akane
    Uh... Oh, just...
[15:41] Akane
    Senpai's about to graduate,
[15:44] Akane
    so I was wondering how long
    I'd be able to visit here.
[15:54] Komari
    Hi, Konomi-chan!
[15:56] Natsumi
    Is Ren-chon here?
[15:57] Hotaru
    We heard Ren-chan was at your house.
[16:01] Konomi
    Wow, you're all together.
[16:03] Konomi
    Renge-chan, Akane-chan, and I were
    just doing a little flute practice.
[16:08] Konomi
    Hey, I know!
[16:09] Akane
    What?! Perform in front
    of everyone by myself?!
[16:13] Konomi
    I thought it'd be a great opportunity,
    since they're all here.
[16:16] Akane
    Wha... uh...
[16:18] Komari
    I wanna hear your flute!
[16:20] Akane
    B-But you're right.
[16:22] Akane
    All this practicing was so I
    could play in front of people.
[16:27] Akane
    All right! I'll do it!
[16:50] Komari
    That sounded like a tea kettle!
[16:53] Konomi
    Wh-What's wrong, Akane-chan? Are you okay?
[16:56] Akane
    Y-Yeah... Between my nerves and the
    heat, my head just went fuzzy...
[17:00] Komari
    Um... We can save this for another time.
[17:04] Akane
    N-N-No! I'm gonna do it, Komari-chan!
[17:08] Konomi
    Hey, I know. Since it's warm today,
    why not perform outside?
[17:12] Konomi
    You should be able to relax
    a little more that way.
[17:15] Akane
    Y-You're right! Let's do that!
[17:39] Konomi
    How about right around here?
[17:41] Akane
    O-Okay!
[18:00] Konomi
    Akane-chan, just do what
    you've always done.
[19:58] Konomi
    You did great today.
[19:59] Konomi
    What time are you leaving tomorrow?
[20:02] Akane
    Oh, I was thinking of
    leaving in the evening.
[20:04] Konomi
    Okay. So we can practice
    a bit more tomorrow.
[20:08] Konomi
    I'm gonna turn off the light.
[20:10] Akane
    Okay.
[20:25] Konomi
    Akane-chan, you awake?
[20:31] Akane
    What is it?
[20:33] Konomi
    I'm going to keep playing
    the flute in college,
[20:37] Konomi
    so let's keep practicing together.
[20:48] Akane
    Okay!
[20:49] Konomi
    You scared me!
[20:51] Konomi
    Not so loud. It's nighttime, you know.
[20:53] Akane
    S-Sorry...
[20:55] Konomi
    Sorry for talking when you
    were about to fall asleep.
[20:58] Akane
    N-No, it's all right!
[21:01] Konomi
    Well, we have practice tomorrow,
    so we should sleep.
[21:04] Akane
    R-Right!
[21:06] Konomi
    Okay, goodnight.
[21:08] Akane
    Goodnight.
[21:13] Renge
    Konomi-chan, I came to practice with you.
[21:16] Konomi
    Oh, Renge-chan. Come on in.
[21:20] Konomi
    Since Renge-chan's here,
    I'm going to get some drinks.
[21:23] Akane
    Okay.
[21:32] Renge
    Akane-chin, you seem happier
    than you were yesterday.
[21:35] Renge
    Did something good happen?
[21:42] Akane
    Yeah, just a little.
[21:45] Akane
    Anyway, which song should we practice today?
[21:48] Renge
    Well, I wanted to do the one from—
[21:51] Konomi
    Renge-chan, I brought some juice.
[21:53] Renge
    Ooh! Juice!
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[23:30] Komari
    E-Eek!
[23:32] Komari
    A weasel got into the house!
[23:34] Natsumi
    I just wore long johns on my head!
[23:36] Hotaru
    I made a sweater for you, Senpai!
[23:39] Yukiko
    Oh, so Komari's cooking?
[23:40] Natsumi
    You forgot to season it,
    and it just tasted burnt!
[23:43] Natsumi
    It was flavorless burn-tin!
[23:44] Komari
    All right! I'll put in a ton of sugar!
SIGN    Next Time
    Episode 9
SIGN    We Made Tasty Food
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E9 - We Made Tasty Food

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[00:12] Natsumi
    Nee-chan.
[00:15] Komari
    What?
[00:15] Natsumi
    I guess we're going to the
    department store. Wanna come?
[00:20] Komari
    I'll pass.
[00:22] Natsumi
    Are you sure?
[00:24] Natsumi
    Can you stay home all by your widdle self?
[00:27] Komari
    You're making fun of me, aren't you?
[00:30] Natsumi
    You might get attacked
    by ghosts or something.
[00:32] Komari
    Okay, listen!
[00:33] Komari
    "Ghosts" are just silly
    explanations people give for fun
[00:36] Komari
    when a lot of coincidences happen at once!
[00:39] Komari
    Why would I be afraid of
    something that's made up?
[00:42] Komari
    I'm not a child!
[00:44] Komari
    In fact, I'm your older sister!
[00:47] Komari
    Don't treat me like I'm stupid!
[00:49] Natsumi
    I didn't expect you to
    take it that seriously.
[00:52] Natsumi
    Well, watch out for ghosts, then.
[00:54] Komari
    It's still daytime! There won't be any!
[00:57] Natsumi
    But zashiki warashi come out
    during the day, don't they?
[01:01] Natsumi
    Well, see ya later.
[01:06] Komari
    Sheesh...
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[02:54] Komari
    I'm hungry.
[03:00] Komari
    I swear, that Natsumi...
[03:03] Komari
    She treats me like a little kid.
[03:05] Komari
    There's not gonna be any gho—
[03:15] Komari
    You can't fool me!
[03:17] Komari
    Ghosts don't come out during
    the day. That's nonsense.
[03:26] Komari
    E-Eek!
[03:29] Komari
    A weasel got into the house!
[03:32] Konomi
    Crazy that we ran into each other
    on the street like this, huh?
[03:36] Konomi
    Were you two out playing?
[03:38] Hotaru
    Well, we were thinking of
    inviting you guys to join us.
[03:41] Konomi
    Oh, then why don't I call the
    others and see if they can come?
[03:45] Hotaru
    I'd appreciate that.
[03:47] Komari
    I can't believe it got away...
[03:50] Komari
    I should've closed the kitchen door.
[03:54] Komari
    Where'd it go?
[03:57] Komari
    J-Just the phone...
[04:00] Komari
    Jeez, don't scare me like that.
[04:04] Komari
    Hello?
[04:06] Konomi
    Aw, I lost my signal.
[04:09] Konomi
    I guess it'll be hard to
    call them from the road.
[04:11] Hotaru
    My house is close. We can
    call them from there.
[04:15] Renge
    Yeah, let's go.
[04:17] Komari
    A silent call?
[04:20] Komari
    Who would do that?
[04:22] Komari
    But... I can't be bothered
    with that right now.
[04:27] Komari
    I didn't think...
[04:28] Komari
    you'd show yourself to me like this!
[04:32] Komari
    Stay there, stay there...
[04:35] Komari
    Don't move...
[04:41] Hotaru
    I'll go get us something to drink.
[04:44] Konomi
    Okay.
[04:45] Konomi
    I'll call Komari-chan.
[04:48] Renge
    Hey, hey, Konomi-nee, are you
    watching that one thing?
[04:52] Konomi
    What thing?
[04:53] Renge
    The TV show with lots of dogs.
[04:56] Renge
    It had puppies, too. It was really cute!
[05:00] Konomi
    Oh, that?
[05:02] Komari
    Wh-Why is this weasel
    standing perfectly still?
[05:06] Komari
    Don't you know the first one
    to move loses? So just move!
[05:12] Komari
    Th-The phone again?
[05:15] Komari
    That prank call earlier,
    and now this? Who is it?
[05:17] Komari
    I'm coming...
[05:20] Komari
    Hello?
[05:21] Konomi
    I'm watching.
[05:24] Komari
    W-Wait... Was that silent call earlier...
[05:28] Komari
    one of the daytime ghosts
    Natsumi was talking about?
[05:31] Komari
    And there's a weasel watching me,
    just like this call said...
[05:44] Komari
    I get it now!
[05:45] Komari
    You're some kind of ghost weasel
    that sends messages via phone?!
[05:49] Komari
    No! This is just a bunch
    of coincidences at once!
[05:52] Komari
    There's no such thing as ghosts!
[05:54] Komari
    Natsumi would laugh at me for this!
[05:57] Komari
    I'm gonna catch you, no matter what!
[06:06] Komari
    Ow...
[06:29] Natsumi
    I see.
[06:30] Natsumi
    So after all those things happened,
    you decided to hide here.
[06:36] Natsumi
    I get it now.
[06:38] Natsumi
    This is how zashiki warashi stories happen.
[06:41] Komari
    I'm not a warashi!
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[07:12] Natsumi
    Why are you making that face while knitting?
[07:14] Komari
    Huh? Was I making a weird face?
[07:17] Natsumi
    Super weird.
[07:19] Natsumi
    What's wrong? Did something happen?
[07:21] Komari
    Well...
[07:23] Komari
    Hotaru and I agreed we'd knit
    a present for each other...
[07:29] Komari
    But we're supposed to exchange them
    today, and I can't get anything done.
[07:33] Komari
    Do something, Natsumi!
[07:35] Komari
    I helped you with your homework last time!
[07:38] Natsumi
    Uh, I don't know what you
    want me to do about it...
[07:43] Natsumi
    You've got a whole pile of
    knitted things on the floor.
[07:46] Natsumi
    What about them?
[07:47] Komari
    They're... the ones I
    did manage to finish...
[07:50] Natsumi
    Hey, you did get something made, then.
[07:53] Natsumi
    What's this?
[07:54] Komari
    Uh, it's a sweater...
[07:57] Natsumi
    Yeah? Can I try it on?
[07:59] Komari
    S-Sure.
[08:07] Natsumi
    Huh?
[08:09] Natsumi
    There's no hole to put my head through.
[08:13] Komari
    Yeah. I forgot to make one.
[08:17] Natsumi
    Come on!
[08:18] Natsumi
    This isn't a sweater! It's long johns!
[08:20] Natsumi
    I just wore long johns on my head!
[08:23] Komari
    It's not long johns! It's a sweater!
[08:26] Komari
    I was trying to make a sweater!
[08:28] Komari
    If Hotaru sees this, my dignity as
    her senpai will be shattered...
[08:33] Natsumi
    Huh? Uh, I don't think you
    had that to begin with...
[08:38] Hotaru
    Senpai!
[08:43] Hotaru
    I'm here.
[08:45] Komari
    Oh... G-Good morning.
[08:47] Komari
    Uh, so... about the knitting...
[08:50] Hotrau
    Yeah!
[08:52] Hotaru
    I made a sweater for you, Senpai!
[08:55] Hotaru
    Oh, and that's not all I made!
[08:57] Hotaru
    I made a knit hat and some mittens, too!
[09:01] Komari
    W-Wow, you made so much...
[09:03] Komari
    I'm... so happy. Thank you, Hotaru.
[09:07] Hotaru
    Really?!
[09:08] Hotaru
    I'm so glad you like them!
[09:13] Komari
    Natsumi, help!
[09:16] Natsumi
    Huh?
[09:18] Natsumi
    Uh... You sure are good
    at knitting, Hotarun.
[09:23] Natsumi
    But you know what?
    My sister's right up there, too!
[09:27] Natsumi
    She made all kinds of things for you!
[09:30] Hotaru
    What? Really?
[09:32] Natsumi
    But of course!
[09:33] Natsumi
    Like this!
[09:35] Natsumi
    What do you think it is?
    It looks like a sweater, right?
[09:39] Komari
    W-Wait... She's not gonna say
    it's long johns, is she?!
[09:41] Natsumi
    It's actually... fluffy leggings
    that'll keep you warm even in winter!
[09:46] Hotaru
    L-Leggings? Those seem like
    they'd be hard to make...
[09:50] Natsumi
    Yes! Since they're made of yarn,
    they're the perfect leg warmers!
[09:55] Hotaru
    Oh, wow!
[09:57] Hotaru
    Senpai, are you sure I can have these?
[10:00] Komari
    Huh? Uh, yeah... If you
    want them, they're yours.
[10:14] Natsumi
    And that's not all!
[10:17] Natsumi
    Nee-chan's got lots of other
    things here for you, too!
[10:20] Natsumi
    The next item to jump out of
    this pile of knitting is...
[10:23] Natsumi
    This!
[10:30] Natsumi
    Uh... What is this?
[10:32] Hotaru
    Um... What is...
[10:35] Natsumi
    Er... It's, um... a ball...
[10:39] Natsumi
    No, actually, it's...
[10:45] Natsumi
    The top part of Tsutenkaku.
[10:54] Natsumi
    I'm kidding! It's a ball!
[10:56] Natsumi
    You have a dog, right?
[10:59] Natsumi
    It's a ball meant to be a dog toy!
[11:01] Natsumi
    But you don't want it to
    get stuck in his throat,
[11:03] Natsumi
    so just use it as a decoration
    that looks like a dog toy!
[11:07] Hotaru
    Uh... so... the Tsutenkaku thing...
[11:10] Natsumi
    That was just a joke!
[11:12] Natsumi
    It doesn't look anything like
    the top of Tsutenkaku, right?
[11:15] Natsumi
    If you take a joke like that seriously,
[11:17] Natsumi
    my pain will mount as high
    as Tsutenkaku itself!
[11:20] Hotaru
    Uh-huh...
[11:21] Natsumi
    So... uh...
[11:27] Natsumi
    We've still got more knitted goods!
[11:30] Komari
    Huh?!
[11:30] Natsumi
    The last thing I have to show you is...
[11:32] Natsumi
    Gimme something to bounce
    back from that last one!
[11:37] Natsumi
    This!
[11:42] Natsumi
    Yep. We're done.
[11:45] Hotaru
    Uh... What is it?
[11:48] Natsumi
    Um, it's...
[11:50] Natsumi
    A scarf! Yeah! It's a scarf!
[11:53] Natsumi
    A cutting-edge scarf with a bunch of tube
    bits that let in air for insulation!
[11:59] Natsumi
    Um... ah...
[12:03] Komari
    Hotaru!
[12:05] Komari
    The thing is...
[12:08] Komari
    I really tried to knit some things,
[12:11] Komari
    but none of them came out right.
[12:13] Komari
    The thing she called "leggings" was supposed
    to be a sweater, but I messed it up.
[12:20] Komari
    So, Hotaru... I'm sorry I didn't tell you!
[12:28] Hotaru
    But... you did make all these
    by yourself, didn't you?
[12:34] Hotaru
    Just knitting one thing
    takes such a long time.
[12:39] Hotaru
    I'm really happy just knowing
    you made all these for me!
[12:44] Hotaru
    Thank you, Senpai!
[12:49] Komari
    H-Hotaru!
[12:50] Hotaru
    Okay, next time you knit something,
    let's do it together.
[12:54] Hotaru
    I can show you what to do if
    it's something I know about.
[12:57] Komari
    O-Okay!
[13:00] Komari
    Sorry for asking you to do
    all that, too, Natsumi.
[13:03] Natsumi
    Nah. Of course I'm gonna help out
    my big sister when she needs it.
[13:08] Natsumi
    It's fine.
[13:10] Natsumi
    Now, about those long johns!
[13:13] Hotaru
    Huh? Long johns?
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[13:36] Komari
    So...
[13:38] Komari
    I was thinking of making our dinner tonight.
[13:50] Natsumi
    What?! So we don't get any dinner tonight?!
[13:53] Komari
    Why are you already ruling out eating it?!
[13:56] Natsumi
    Well, I mean,
[13:58] Natsumi
    you just tried to make gratin
    not long ago and destroyed it!
[14:01] Natsumi
    You forgot to season it,
    and it just tasted burnt!
[14:03] Natsumi
    It was flavorless burn-tin!
[14:05] Natsumi
    Have you forgotten that?!
[14:06] Komari
    N-No, I remember it, but...
[14:10] Komari
    I just forgot to add some
    seasoning, that's all.
[14:13] Komari
    And I thought the charred parts
    would make it more savory...
[14:18] Natsumi
    Carbonized and savory aren't the same!
[14:20] Natsumi
    O-Okay, then, you can just
    have Nii-chan help you.
[14:24] Natsumi
    Then it should be safe.
[14:25] Komari
    No! When he helps, he just
    does everything by himself!
[14:30] Komari
    It's no fun that way!
[14:31] Natsumi
    Don't destroy an entire meal
    of Natsumi-chan's for fun!
[14:35] Yukiko
    What's all the yelling about, you two?
[14:38] Natsumi
    Nee-chan is trying to poison us all!
[14:41] Natsumi
    Please help!
[14:42] Yukiko
    Oh, so Komari's cooking?
[14:45] Yukiko
    Sounds good to me.
[14:46] Natsumi
    What?!
[14:48] Natsumi
    Your own daughter is trying to
    poison your other daughter!
[14:51] Natsumi
    Even a growing girl can't handle poison!
[14:53] Komari
    Oh, and Mom, don't try to help me, okay?
[14:57] Komari
    I wanna do it myself.
[14:59] Yukiko
    Fine, fine. I won't help you.
[15:01] Yukiko
    Anyway, Natsumi, could you pass
    this bulletin on to the neighbors?
[15:05] Natsumi
    Uh... I have homework, though...
[15:09] Yukiko
    You decide to show an interest
    in your homework now?
[15:14] Yukiko
    All right, fine. Nii-chan, would you?
[15:18] Yukiko
    Okay, I'm going to do the laundry.
[15:20] Natsumi
    Her whole family's dinner is in danger,
    and she shirks all responsibility...
[15:24] Natsumi
    And she calls herself a mother?
[15:27] Komari
    Look, you're belittling me
    way too much, even for you.
[15:31] Natsumi
    Huh? I thought I was actually holding back.
[15:35] Komari
    No, you were belittling me a lot!
[15:39] Komari
    Okay, then! If that's what
    you think, just watch!
[15:42] Komari
    I'm gonna make an amazing meal this
    time and show you what I can do!
[15:46] Natsumi
    Oh, man. Nothing ever goes
    well after a line like that.
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[16:11] Natsumi
    I'm bored. What should I do?
[16:17] Komari
    Oh, it's pretty late already.
[16:20] Komari
    I need to start working on dinner.
[16:24] Komari
    What should I make?
[16:26] Komari
    Something original that'll
    surprise Natsumi...
[16:31] Komari
    I should start with an appetizer,
    like in French cuisine.
[16:35] Komari
    Some hors d'oeuvres!
[16:37] Komari
    And I can put a Japanese spin
    on it by using gyoza...
[16:43] Komari
    Those are hard to make, though...
[16:46] Komari
    Oh, I need to see what
    ingredients we have first.
[16:56] Komari
    Curry it is, then.
[16:58] Komari
    I-It's not like I'm compromising.
    Everyone likes curry.
[17:03] Komari
    And it comes in lots of different types,
[17:05] Komari
    so if I just make my idea of
    perfect curry, it'll be fine!
[17:09] Komari
    Okay, I'll start cutting
    the vegetables first.
[17:35] Komari
    Darn it! I hate onions!
    They're killing my eyes!
[17:39] Komari
    I can't even hum anymore!
[17:42] Komari
    Fine. I'll just put the
    onions in and nothing else.
[17:46] Komari
    That took a lot of effort.
    I'm sure they'll understand.
[17:49] Komari
    Huh?
[17:51] Komari
    The curry pot's already out.
[17:54] Komari
    Isn't this yesterday's meat and potato stew?
[17:57] Komari
    That's it! I can use this!
[18:00] Komari
    It already has basically
    everything that goes in curry!
[18:03] Komari
    I can just heat it up!
[18:05] Komari
    This'll work!
[18:07] Komari
    Wh-What a fantastic idea!
[18:09] Komari
    Even a pro wouldn't have come up with that!
[18:12] Komari
    The sweetness of the stew
    will make the curry richer!
[18:15] Komari
    It's a dream collaboration!
[18:17] Komari
    And to make it even richer, I can add
    honey... except we don't have any, so...
[18:21] Komari
    All right! I'll put in a ton of sugar!
[18:24] Komari
    I have a feeling this is gonna be amazing!
[18:27] Komari
    Sugar, sugar... huh? The sugar's gone...
[18:31] Komari
    That's weird. Where's the sugar?
[18:34] Natsumi
    Wow, the sugar's attracting a ton of ants.
[18:38] Komari
    This isn't good.
[18:40] Komari
    I can't make amazing curry without sugar.
[18:45] Komari
    What do I do? If there's no sugar...
[18:48] Komari
    I have to make an amazing meal,
[18:51] Komari
    or Natsumi will just make fun of me...
[18:55] Komari
    Wait a minute.
[18:56] Komari
    Curry filled with sugar?
    Would that even be good?
[19:01] Komari
    Actually, why did I decide to cook at all?
[19:04] Komari
    I wanted to make something
    great and show up Natsumi,
[19:07] Komari
    but if it tastes bad, there's no point...
[19:12] Komari
    Huh? What's that smell?
[19:14] Komari
    Oh, no! There's smoke coming from the pot!
[19:17] Komari
    G-G-G-Gotta do something! Um, um! Fire!
[19:23] Yukiko
    What on earth are you doing?
[19:25] Yukiko
    It's only a little scorched.
[19:27] Yukiko
    All you need to do is turn off the heat.
[19:29] Yukiko
    This amount of charring is no big deal.
[19:31] Yukiko
    Just put water in it,
[19:33] Yukiko
    then add the curry roux, and you're done.
[19:36] Yukiko
    On low heat.
[19:38] Yukiko
    Well, I'll be in the living room.
[19:40] Yukiko
    Call me if you need anything.
[19:45] Komari
    M-Mom!
[19:52] Komari
    I want to make really good curry...
    so I'd like your help after all.
[19:58] Yukiko
    Of course.
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[21:11] Komari
    Here you go! Dinner is served!
[21:16] Natsumi
    Well, it looks like curry...
[21:20] Komari
    What? Aren't you going to eat?
[21:22] Natsumi
    I mean, I'll eat it, but...
[21:29] Natsumi
    I-It's curry!
[21:31] Natsumi
    Nee-chan made it, but it
    actually tastes like curry!
[21:34] Komari
    It doesn't "taste like" curry. It is curry.
[21:36] Natsumi
    Did you do something to it?
[21:37] Komari
    Not really.
[21:38] Komari
    I just made some good curry.
[21:40] Natsumi
    That doesn't answer my question!
[21:42] Natsumi
    Also, is there more?!
[21:44] Komari
    There is, but I haven't had any
    yet, so don't eat it all now!
[21:59] Komari
    Yum!
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[23:30] Hikage
    Sweet! I got more New Year's
    money than I thought!
[23:34] Hikage
    Now I can live like the Tokyo bourgeoisie!
[23:36] Kaede
    I do have New Year's money
    for you, actually...
[23:39] Renge
    I just realized something.
[23:40] Hikage
    Oh, did you now, Renge-dono?
[23:42] Renge
    Rattle, rattle.
[23:43] Hikage
    Oh, Director!
[23:44] Renge
    Time to operate!
[23:45] Hikage
    It's snowing like crazy!
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[00:10] Renge
    New Year's is great!
[00:13] Renge
    The kadomatsu looks so cool!
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    I look forward to spending
    another year together
    January 1
    Hotaru
SIGN    Happy New Year
    Koshigaya Komari
SIGN    Happy New Year
    Natsumi
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    I appreciate everything you have done for me in the past year.
    I pray for our continued friendship in the coming year.
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[02:09] Hikage
    Nee-chan!
[02:10] Renge
    I brought New Year's cards for all of you.
[02:11] Hikage
    Seriously! I need my New
    Year's money! Please!
[02:15] Kazuho
    Hey...
[02:16] Hikage
    I spent the whole year counting on
    getting New Year's money from you,
[02:19] Hikage
    and I really need it now!
[02:20] Hikage
    I won't get through the winter without it!
[02:23] Kazuho
    Come on, Renge's watching
    you. Stop acting like this.
[02:27] Hikage
    Renge! Help me beg for New Year's money!
[02:30] Renge
    Sigh...
[02:32] Hikage
    Why do you look creeped out?!
    It's New Year's money!
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[02:39] Hikage
    Yeah!
[02:40] Hikage
    Thanks, Nee-chan!
[02:42] Renge
    Thanks, Nee-nee.
[02:44] Hikage
    Now I can buy a crêpe on
    my way home from school.
[02:48] Renge
    I'm gonna buy some candy
    from the candy store!
[02:50] Hikage
    The candy store, huh?
[02:56] Hikage
    Candy Store!
[02:58] Hikage
    Gimme—
[03:01] Renge
    Know what? I got my New Year's money,
    so I'm here to buy some candy.
[03:05] Kaede
    Yeah? Good for you.
[03:09] Hikage
    Hey! I didn't even finish asking
    you for New Year's money!
[03:14] Kaede
    I thought you were gonna say,
    "Gimme a faceful of your counter."
[03:17] Hikage
    Then I'll try again! Gimme New Year's money!
[03:20] Kaede
    Look, I'm not well off enough to
    throw around money like that.
[03:24] Renge
    Hika-nee, you shouldn't be too demanding.
[03:27] Renge
    Candy Store has it rough
    just running the store.
[03:31] Renge
    And I want these, please.
[03:33] Kaede
    You don't want New Year's money, Renge?
[03:36] Renge
    I got mine from Nee-nee, so I'm good.
SIGN    New Year's Allowance
SIGN    To
    Renge
[03:40] Kaede
    I see...
SIGN    To
    Renge
[03:42] Renge
    I got my candy, so I'll go home now.
[03:44] Hikage
    Huh?
[03:47] Renge
    Bye, Candy Store. I'll be back soon.
[03:50] Kaede
    A-All right.
[03:55] Renge
    I'm gonna eat my candy at home.
[03:57] Hikage
    Yeah, sure.
[03:58] Kaede
    Hey, Renge!
[04:01] Kaede
    I do have New Year's money
    for you, actually...
[04:18] Hikage
    Uh, then... I'd like mine, too, please.
[04:24] Hikage
    I got money from Candy Store, too! Sweet!
[04:27] Renge
    Hika-nee, you shouldn't be too greedy.
[04:31] Hikage
    Well, I won't demand it so
    obviously at the next stop.
[04:38] Hikage
    Greetings, Aunt Yukiko! Happy New Year!
[04:44] Yukiko
    Um, Happy New Year.
[04:46] Yukiko
    You're awfully full of vigor today.
[04:49] Hikage
    Not at all! This is how I always am!
[04:52] Yukiko
    Oh... I get it.
[04:55] Yukiko
    You want New Year's money.
[04:57] Konomi
    There.
[04:59] Hikage
    Heya, people. HNY.
[05:02] Komari
    Oh, Hika-nee. Happy New Year.
[05:05] Konomi
    Long time no see, Hikage-chan.
[05:06] Hikage
    'Sup?
[05:08] Komari
    Hey! You already got New Year's money!
[05:13] Hikage
    Aunt Yukiko gave it to me.
[05:15] Renge
    Hika-nee's been real greedy today.
[05:18] Renge
    She didn't just beg Aunt Yukiko.
[05:20] Renge
    She begged Nee-nee and Candy Store, too.
[05:23] Renge
    Konomi-nee, help me set her straight!
[05:26] Konomi
    Well, it's normal for adults
    to give kids New Year's money,
[05:30] Konomi
    and it would be rude to give it
    back once she's received it.
[05:34] Hikage
    That's right. I guess Renge
    wouldn't understand that yet.
[05:38] Konomi
    Still, Kaede-chan's old enough to
    give out New Year's money now, huh?
[05:42] Konomi
    Maybe I should start giving some, too...
[05:46] Hikage
    Oh?!
[05:46] Hikage
    If you have some to give,
    I'll happily accept it!
[05:50] Konomi
    I don't have an envelope for it,
[05:51] Konomi
    but here, Hikage-chan.
[05:53] Hikage
    Wow! You're serious?
[05:55] Hikage
    Sweet! I got more New Year's
    money than I thought!
[05:58] Hikage
    Now I can live like the Tokyo bourgeoisie!
[06:01] Konomi
    Aw, man. I gave someone New Year's money.
[06:04] Hikage
    I'm not giving it back now, even if you ask!
[06:07] Konomi
    Oh, sure, that's fine. I just meant...
[06:10] Konomi
    I'm just a high school third-year,
    not a grown-up,
[06:13] Konomi
    and I gave you, a first-year,
    New Year's money.
[06:17] Hikage
    Huh?
[06:18] Konomi
    Which means, as a first-year, you should
    give the middle school kids New Year's money.
[06:26] Hikage
    Actually, I'll just give this back to you.
[06:29] Konomi
    What? You're returning a gift I gave to you?
[06:33] Konomi
    Didn't I just say that would be rude?
[06:37] Konomi
    Go on. You need to give the
    others some New Year's money.
[06:43] Natsumi
    Yay!
[06:44] Komari
    Thanks for the money!
[06:46] Hikage
    My Tokyo bourgeoisie lifestyle!
[06:50] Konomi
    Was that good, Renge-chan?
[06:51] Renge
    I knew I could count on you, Konomi-nee!
SIGN    Non Non Biyori
[07:01] Renge
    Hika-nee! Let's go play outside!
[07:04] Hikage
    Huh? Are you crazy? It's cold outside.
[07:07] Renge
    What are you talking about?
[07:09] Renge
    Kids are outdoor creatures.
    Cold doesn't bother us.
[07:13] Hikage
    Yeah, but I'm not a kid, and I don't
    recall being born outdoors...
[07:17] Natsumi
    What the heck?
    You're shorter than me, though.
[07:21] Hikage
    And I'm not gonna let you bait me like that.
[07:24] Renge
    You're almost never home!
[07:26] Renge
    Stop complaining and play with us!
[07:29] Natsumi
    Play with us!
[07:31] Hikage
    Ow! Ow!
[07:33] Hikage
    Okay, fine! Stop pulling on me!
[07:37] Hikage
    You guys are hopeless.
[07:39] Hikage
    At least it's daytime, so it
    might still be kinda warm...
[07:53] Hikage
    It's snowing like crazy!
[07:55] Natsumi
    C'mon, Hika-nee. You're way too
    excited over a little snow.
[08:00] Hikage
    I'm not excited! I'm the exact opposite!
    That's why I shouted!
[08:05] Hikage
    It's so cold... I can't play
    outside in a blizzard like this.
[08:09] Hikage
    I'm going in.
[08:10] Renge
    Wait, Hika-nee!
[08:12] Hikage
    Huh? What now?
[08:14] Renge
    I think if we move around a lot,
    we'll warm right up!
[08:19] Renge
    Move around with us, Hika-nee!
[08:22] Natsumi
    Oh, good idea.
    What should we do, Ren-chon?
[08:25] Renge
    Let's see...
[08:27] Hikage
    Could you not just assume I'm in on this?
[08:29] Renge
    I know! We'll play Daruma-san Fell Down!
[08:33] Natsumi
    Okay, Hika-nee, you're up.
[08:35] Hikage
    Huh?
[08:36] Hikage
    I'm up for what?
[08:42] Hikage
    Daruma-san... fell down!
[08:48] Hikage
    Daruma-san...
[08:50] Hikage
    Hey! I'm not even moving at all!
[08:53] Hikage
    We're supposed to be moving
    around to warm up,
[08:56] Hikage
    but I don't even get to move a—
[08:59] Hikage
    Okay! You guys can move now!
[09:02] Hikage
    That's game, set, and match on this plan!
[09:04] Natsumi
    Aw, but I was starting to feel pretty warm.
[09:08] Hikage
    Well, of course! You guys get to move!
[09:10] Natsumi
    We weren't moving that much.
[09:13] Natsumi
    Did you even look at us?
[09:14] Hikage
    No! If I was, that would
    be game, set, and match!
[09:18] Renge
    I just realized something.
[09:19] Hikage
    Oh, did you now, Renge-dono?
[09:22] Renge
    I think giving Hika-nee a chance to make
    comebacks will warm her up faster than moving!
[09:27] Hikage
    Huh?
[09:28] Renge
    Look, you're short of breath already.
[09:30] Renge
    That proves your body's warmer.
[09:32] Natsumi
    I get it!
[09:34] Natsumi
    So if we looked at her using thermography,
    she'd be in the light blue range!
[09:39] Hikage
    I was all blue to begin with!
[09:42] Natsumi
    Wow, looking good!
[09:44] Natsumi
    The light blue is turning to emerald green!
[09:46] Hikage
    At least give me a nice, healthy yellow!
[09:49] Renge
    Dark blue.
[09:50] Hikage
    Don't lower it even more!
[09:52] Hikage
    Also, what's with your fingers?
    Is that supposed to be a thermo reader?
[09:55] Natsumi
    I'm sorry, ma'am.
    We're all out of salmon.
[09:59] Hikage
    You're a fishmonger now?
[10:00] Hikage
    I can't even come up with comebacks anymore.
[10:05] Renge
    Translucent.
[10:06] Hikage
    Now I'm losing all color?!
[10:08] Hikage
    The thermo's only picking up half of it!
[10:10] Natsumi
    I see. Translucent.
[10:13] Hikage
    Wait, what? What are you doing?
[10:15] Natsumi
    Filling out your record.
    Your patient record.
[10:17] Natsumi
    You seem to have an illness that
    makes you turn translucent,
[10:22] Natsumi
    so you should come to our hospital.
[10:24] Hikage
    I'm not translucent, okay?!
[10:25] Hikage
    Also, weren't you just a fishmonger?!
[10:27] Natsumi
    Now, don't worry about a thing.
[10:29] Natsumi
    We specialize in translucence.
[10:31] Natsumi
    We have an attached
    convenience store, you see.
[10:33] Hikage
    Don't describe it like a hospital
    attached to a university!
[10:35] Renge
    Rattle, rattle.
[10:36] Natsumi
    Oh, Director!
[10:38] Hikage
    Wait, what? This is still going?
[10:42] Renge
    Scalpel!
[10:42] Hikage
    Already?! You guys move fast!
[10:45] Hikage
    No operation ever starts that smoothly!
[10:48] Hikage
    There are steps leading up to it!
[10:50] Renge
    That's true, I guess.
[10:52] Renge
    Okay, I'll take your temperature.
[10:54] Renge
    This is a thermometer.
[10:56] Hikage
    Yeah, yeah.
[10:57] Renge
    Beep, beep! Your temperature is recorded.
[11:00] Hikage
    You're still moving too fast.
    All I did was take it from you.
[11:03] Natsumi
    What is the patient's temperature, Director?
[11:07] Renge
    This is...
[11:11] Renge
    too far away!
[11:12] Hikage
    Far away?!
[11:14] Hikage
    What does that even mean?!
[11:15] Hikage
    That's not something you say
    after taking a temperature!
[11:17] Natsumi
    How far away is it, Director?
[11:20] Renge
    About as far as the Pacific.
[11:22] Hikage
    That's not even that far, is it?
[11:23] Natsumi
    I see. So about the same as a
    house on a fifty-year loan.
[11:28] Hikage
    Whoa, that repayment date
    is far off, all right...
[11:30] Natsumi
    Hmm... Your temperature's far away,
    and you're colorless and see-through...
[11:35] Natsumi
    Hika-nee, you'll have to be admitted.
[11:37] Hikage
    Not colorless and transparent!
    I'm translucent!
[11:39] Hikage
    Wait, no! I'm not translucent, either!
[11:41] Natsumi
    Okay, Hika-nee, your room is right here.
[11:44] Hikage
    You're just being random...
[11:45] Natsumi
    This is a shared room, by the way.
[11:49] Natsumi
    From the left, the other patients are...
[11:50] Natsumi
    Horse Mackerel, Mackerel,
    Amberjack, and Young Amberjack.
[11:53] Hikage
    Those are fish!
[11:54] Hikage
    All the patients in this room are fish!
[11:56] Hikage
    You said this was a hospital room,
    but is it actually a fish store?
[12:00] Hikage
    What you said earlier made
    it sound that way, too.
[12:02] Natsumi
    I'm not sure what you're
    talking about, ma'am...
[12:05] Natsumi
    So, Hika-nee, is the bed comfortable?
[12:08] Hikage
    Oh, I'm already in the bed?
[12:11] Hikage
    Uh, well, yeah... I guess it's comfortable.
[12:14] Natsumi
    Isn't it, though?
[12:16] Natsumi
    We keep the temperature just perfect.
[12:19] Natsumi
    We use the best filters and
    high-quality seawater, too.
[12:22] Hikage
    It's a fish tank now?!
[12:23] Renge
    Rattle, rattle.
[12:24] Natsumi
    Oh, Director!
[12:26] Renge
    Time to operate!
[12:27] Hikage
    What? Wait, this is my hospital room...
[12:31] Renge
    Slice!
[12:32] Natsumi
    Fantastic filleting of that amberjack, Boss!
[12:37] Hikage
    Hey!
[12:38] Hikage
    This really is a fish store!
[12:40] Hikage
    And those fish aren't patients!
    They're goods on display!
[12:43] Natsumi
    H-How can you say that?!
[12:46] Natsumi
    Calling our patients "goods"
    is making a mockery of us!
[12:50] Natsumi
    Never say that again!
[12:52] Hikage
    What, so you just filleted
    a patient? Are you nuts?!
[12:55] Hikage
    And Hika-nee, how long are you
    gonna stay in that tank?!
[12:59] Hikage
    Get out of there already!
[13:00] Hikage
    You put me in here!
[13:02] Hikage
    Ugh! You can't even decide whether
    this is a hospital or a fish store!
[13:06] Hikage
    Make up your mind!
[13:08] Natsumi
    Hospital? Fish store?
[13:12] Natsumi
    This is just a convenience store, ma'am.
[13:15] Hikage
    What kind of convenience store
    is this?! I'm done here!
[13:21] Natsumi
    Thank you.
[13:22] Renge
    We appreciate your patronage.
[13:33] Kazuho
    What are those three doing
    out there in this blizzard?
SIGN    Nonstop
SIGN    Miyauchi
[14:04] Kazuho
    Oh, good timing.
[14:06] Kazuho
    You've got a phone call.
[14:12] Renge
    Hello?
[14:33] Honoka
    Renge-chan! Good to see you again!
[14:35] Renge
    Honoka-chin!
[14:37] Renge
    When did you come back?
[14:39] Honoka
    Yesterday. I'm visiting my
    grandma for New Year's.
[14:43] Renge
    Oh, then let's go somewhere to play!
[14:46] Renge
    I'll show you lots more places
    you didn't see last time!
[14:49] Honoka
    Really? Okay, let's go!
[14:55] Renge
    Your hair accessories are cute.
[14:58] Honoka
    Yeah! They're my favorite!
[15:07] Kaede
    Oh, hey, Renge.
[15:10] Kaede
    Who's that behind you?
[15:11] Honoka
    Nice to meet you.
[15:13] Renge
    This is Honoka-chin.
[15:14] Renge
    She's visiting her grandma
    over winter break.
[15:18] Honoka
    Look at all the different snacks!
[15:21] Renge
    I always buy my snacks here.
[15:34] Renge
    By the way, when are you going back home?
[15:37] Honoka
    The day after tomorrow.
[15:39] Renge
    I see.
[15:41] Renge
    You're not staying very long, huh?
[15:43] Honoka
    I told them I wanted to stay longer,
[15:46] Honoka
    but they said it can't be very
    long, since it's winter break.
[15:52] Renge
    Oh, those are really good.
[15:54] Honoka
    What? Which ones?
[15:56] Renge
    They're kinda like sweet yogurt.
[15:59] Honoka
    These? Okay, I'll buy some!
[16:02] Honoka
    I'd like these, please.
[16:03] Kaede
    Thanks.
[16:10] Honoka
    It is good!
[16:11] Renge
    Right?
[16:17] Honoka
    Where are we going next?
[16:19] Renge
    Well...
[16:20] Kaede
    Careful getting home. There's a lot of snow.
[16:22] Renge
    'Kay!
[16:31] Honoka
    Well, Renge-chan, I'll see you tomorrow.
[16:33] Renge
    See you tomorrow.
[16:56] Renge
    I'm going out to play!
[16:58] Kazuho
    Oh, have a good time.
[17:00] Renge
    I'll be back later!
[18:12] Honoka
    Thanks for walking me home.
[18:14] Renge
    You're welcome.
[18:19] Renge
    Honoka-chin, you're leaving tomorrow, right?
[18:22] Honoka
    Oh... Yeah.
SIGN    Ishikawa
[18:29] Renge
    I-It's late! I gotta go home now!
[18:32] Honoka
    Renge-chan!
[19:06] Kazuho
    Oh, morning, Ren-chon.
[19:08] Kazuho
    Want some osechi?
[19:11] Kaede
    Hey, Renge.
[19:13] Renge
    Candy Store, you're here?
[19:15] Kaede
    Yeah. I brought a lucky bag for you.
[19:18] Hikage
    How is that a lucky bag?
    It's just stuff you couldn't sell.
[19:22] Kaede
    Well, don't eat any, then.
[19:24] Hikage
    I mean, I never said I didn't
    want any, so I'll have some...
[19:30] Renge
    Candy Store, can I give
    this to someone else?
[19:34] Kaede
    I already gave it to you.
    You can do what you want with it.
[19:44] Mom
    Honoka, we're going now.
[19:46] Honoka
    O-Okay...
[19:55] Renge
    Honoka-chin!
[19:58] Honoka
    Renge-chan!
[20:00] Honoka
    You came to see me!
[20:02] Renge
    I came to give you this!
[20:05] Honoka
    Wow, candy!
[20:06] Honoka
    I can really have all this?
[20:09] Renge
    Yeah. It's yours.
[20:12] Honoka
    Then...
[20:17] Honoka
    I'll give you this.
[20:18] Renge
    Wha... But those are important to you.
[20:22] Renge
    I can't take it.
[20:23] Honoka
    No, I want you to have it.
[20:43] Honoka
    Now we match!
[20:46] Renge
    Yeah, we match.
[20:48] Mom
    Honoka, we need to go.
[20:50] Honoka
    Oh... Okay.
[21:03] Renge
    Honoka-chin! Bye-bye!
[21:10] Honoka
    Yeah! Bye-bye, Renge-chan!
[21:13] Honoka
    I'll be back!
[21:49] Renge
    I got to say goodbye this time.
SIGN    Non Non Biyori
SIGN    That's all for today
[23:31] Kazuho
    To think that Kaede would...
[23:34] Kazuho
    You agree, don't you, Hikage?
[23:37] Natsumi
    Oh, Nii-chan's studying for entrance exams.
[23:40] Kaede
    Here, Renge. I brought you another cookie.
[23:44] Renge
    I'm gonna be even more of an onee-san.
SIGN    Next Time
    Episode 11
SIGN    I Got Drunk and Remembered
SIGN    Photo: Oono
SIGN    Please Watch Again

E11 - I Got Drunk and Remembered

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[00:16] Kaede
    Renge! Where are you headed?
[00:19] Renge
    I'm gonna play with Shiori-chan.
[00:21] Kaede
    Oh, okay. Be safe.
[00:24] Renge
    I'll keep Shiori-chan safe!
SIGN    Nonstop
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    I Got Drunk and Remembered
[02:12] Renge
    Shiori-chan, don't run
    so fast! You'll trip!
[02:16] Shiori
    It's okay! I won't trip!
[02:19] Renge
    You're being conceited, Shiori-chan.
[02:22] Renge
    I thought that when I was little, too,
[02:25] Renge
    but people do trip and fall.
[02:27] Shiori
    Really?
[02:29] Renge
    You gotta keep an eye on what's
    around you and walk carefully.
[02:33] Shiori
    Okay, I will!
[02:36] Renge
    She wasn't listening at all!
[02:38] Renge
    Shiori-chan, what are you doing?!
[02:40] Shiori
    Look, Renge-chan!
[02:42] Shiori
    I found some weird thing!
[02:46] Renge
    It's a praying mantis's egg sac.
[02:48] Shiori
    That's what this is?
[02:50] Shiori
    Do you think I can give it to my baby
    sister as a gift when she's born?
[02:54] Renge
    I don't think a baby would
    be ready for one of these.
[02:57] Shiori
    Really?
[02:58] Renge
    Really.
[02:59] Shiori
    I see...
[03:01] Shiori
    I need to go home now.
[03:03] Renge
    Is something going on?
[03:05] Shiori
    It's my nap time.
[03:08] Renge
    I see.
[03:09] Renge
    I live right over there.
    Can you make it home by yourself?
[03:12] Shiori
    Yeah, I'll be fine!
[03:14] Shiori
    Bye-bye, Renge-chan!
[03:17] Renge
    Bye-bye!
[03:32] Renge
    What are you guys doing at my house?
[03:34] Natsumi
    Hey, Ren-chon.
[03:36] Natsumi
    We just came over to play.
[03:38] Natsumi
    Where were you?
[03:40] Renge
    I was playing with Shiori-chan.
[03:43] Natsumi
    Oh, yeah?
[03:44] Natsumi
    You're not too tired to
    play some more, are you?
[03:47] Renge
    Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[03:48] Renge
    I am the child of playtime.
[03:50] Renge
    I don't have time to get
    tired out that easily.
[03:55] Renge
    Let's play dodgeball! I'll get the ball!
[03:58] Komari
    Okay.
[04:56] Komari
    Whew, I'm exhausted.
[04:58] Komari
    And I never got to hit Natsumi.
[05:01] Hotaru
    It was fun, though.
[05:03] Renge
    By the way, why didn't your
    brother come, Nattsun?
[05:06] Natsumi
    Oh, Nii-chan's studying for entrance exams.
[05:10] Hotaru
    That's right, he'll be in
    high school next year.
[05:12] Hotaru
    Has he decided where he's going?
[05:15] Komari
    Somewhere close by, he said.
[05:16] Komari
    It does take a while to get
    there by train, though.
[05:19] Komari
    I guess that means I'll be the
    oldest one at school next year...
[05:24] Komari
    That's a lot of responsibility.
[05:26] Natsumi
    I don't think it's that
    much responsibility.
[05:30] Komari
    It's all in how you think about it!
[05:36] Renge
    Come to think of it, Shiori-chan said
    she's gonna have a baby sister soon.
[05:41] Natsumi
    Really?
[05:43] Renge
    Uh-huh.
[05:50] Renge
    I'm gonna be even more of an onee-san.
[05:56] Renge
    Let's play dodgeball one more time.
[05:59] Renge
    I'm gonna get better at it and
    teach Shiori-chan how to play.
[06:07] Natsumi
    Okay!
[06:08] Natsumi
    I'm rested up, so let's get back to it!
[06:12] Renge
    Yeah!
[06:13] Renge
    Nattsun, Hotarun, Koma-chan!
    Let's play dodgeball!
[06:17] Hotaru
    Here it comes, Ren-chan!
[06:18] Renge
    Better get ready, Koma-chan!
[06:20] Komari
    I won't go down that easily!
SIGN    Nonstop
[06:47] Kaede
    Hello?
[06:48] Kaede
    Oh, Senpai. What's up?
[06:51] Kaede
    What? Drinks?
[06:52] Kazuho
    I've been busy getting ready
    for the graduation ceremony,
[06:55] Kazuho
    so I wanted a little change of pace.
[06:58] Kaede
    Sure, that's fine. Where will we be drinking?
[07:01] Kazuho
    Oh, at my house.
[07:03] Kaede
    When should I be there?
[07:05] Kazuho
    Hmm... We should wait until Renge's asleep,
[07:08] Kazuho
    so it'll be a bit late, but around 10 PM?
[07:11] Kaede
    10 PM? Are you planning to drink all night?
[07:15] Kazuho
    Nah, not that long.
[07:16] Kaede
    Okay, well, I'll be there.
[07:19] Kazuho
    All right. I'll be waiting.
[07:25] Kaede
    Drinking, huh?
[07:27] Kaede
    Well, I guess a few drinks
    now and then can't hurt.
SIGN    Handmade
SIGN    Hiyori
SIGN    Imo
    Shochu
[07:43] Kaede
    I drank too... much...
[07:46] Kazuho
    Oh, boy. You okay, Kaede?
[07:49] Kazuho
    Maybe mixing shochu and
    beer was a bad idea...
[07:52] Kazuho
    You didn't tell me you
    had so much shochu...
[07:57] Kazuho
    I had a lot of it left over,
[08:00] Kazuho
    so I thought this would be a
    good time to crack it open.
[08:05] Hikage
    I shouldn't have come home just
    because I'm on break after exams.
[08:08] Hikage
    Don't get wasted together and
    make my life miserable, okay?
[08:11] Kaede
    What, now?
[08:13] Kaede
    I just said I drank too much.
    I didn't say I was drunk.
[08:17] Hikage
    You obviously are!
[08:18] Kaede
    No, you know what?
[08:20] Kaede
    If I was really drunk...
[08:31] Kaede
    Huh, I feel dizzy. Why do I feel dizzy?
[08:33] Hikage
    Because you've been drinking.
[08:38] Kaede
    Oh, it's everything else
    that's shaking, not me.
[08:42] Hikage
    Yeah, you're sloshed.
[08:46] Kaede
    I didn't think I had that much to drink...
[08:50] Kazuho
    You okay? Want some water?
[08:53] Kaede
    Yes, please.
[08:54] Kaede
    Damn it. If Renge saw me like this...
[08:59] Hikage
    Oh, then maybe I should
    get a video of this.
[09:02] Kaede
    What do you mean, "then maybe"?
[09:05] Kaede
    Hey. Don't point that phone at me.
[09:08] Hikage
    Hmm, what to do?
[09:12] Kazuho
    Hey, what's up?
[09:14] Kaede
    Why are you up at this hour, Renge?
[09:18] Renge
    Well, I was thirsty, so I
    came to drink some milk.
[09:22] Kaede
    Milk? Okay, I'll get you some. Wait here.
[09:26] Kaede
    Here.
[09:34] Renge
    I didn't know you were here, Candy Store.
[09:36] Renge
    I wanna hang out with you, too.
[09:38] Kaede
    Yeah, I know how you feel, but it's late.
[09:41] Kaede
    I'll play with you tomorrow.
[09:43] Renge
    You'll play with me tomorrow?
[09:45] Kaede
    The store'll be closed for the day.
[09:47] Renge
    Okay. I'll go to bed, then.
[09:50] Renge
    Goodnight.
[09:51] Kaede
    Yeah, goodnight.
[09:57] Kaede
    Hikage, get me some water.
[09:59] Hikage
    You just got that milk by yourself!
[10:02] Kaede
    Yeah, the moment I stood
    up, the liquor hit me...
[10:05] Kaede
    Everything is spinning...
[10:08] Hikage
    Here, Candy Store. Water.
[10:15] Kazuho
    You didn't have to push yourself like
    that just because Ren-chon came in.
[10:19] Kaede
    What're you talking about?
[10:21] Kaede
    It'd set a bad example for a
    little kid to see me like this.
[10:26] Kazuho
    Well, I pass out drunk in front
    of Ren-chon all the time.
[10:31] Kaede
    Should a teacher really be like that?
[10:34] Kaede
    You gotta get your act together!
[10:37] Hikage
    You do like Renge a lot, huh?
[10:43] Kaede
    I feel like I've heard that
    at some point before...
SIGN    Milky Cookies
[10:55] (Flashback) Kaede
    Here, Renge.
[10:56] (Flashback) Kaede
    I brought you more cookies.
[11:01] (Flashback) Kaede
    There.
[11:08] (Flashback) Kaede
    Don't be so hasty. There's plenty more.
[11:12] (Flashback) Hikage
    Hey, Candy Store, do you enjoy
    taking care of babies that much?
[11:16] (Flashback) Kaede
    Huh? Where'd that come from?
[11:19] (Flashback) Kaede
    It's not fun.
[11:21] (Flashback) Kaede
    I just came to play with her
    because I had spare time.
[11:24] (Flashback) Hikage
    But you've been coming over
    pretty much every day.
[11:28] (Flashback) Kaede
    So what? Got a problem with that?
[11:30] (Flashback) Hikage
    No, it's not that...
[11:35] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Hika-nee! We're here to play!
[11:37] (Flashback) Hikage
    Okay, we can play in my room.
[11:40] (Flashback) Natsumi
    Yay!
[11:45] (Flashback) Konomi
    Oh?
[11:46] (Flashback) Konomi
    You're here, too, Kaede-chan?
[11:49] (Flashback) Konomi
    Do you want... to...
[11:51] (Flashback) Konomi
    Oh, it's Renge-chan!
[11:53] (Flashback) Konomi
    Look, it's me, Konomi!
[11:55] (Flashback) Kaede
    Oh, I wouldn't do that.
[11:58] (Flashback) Kaede
    Renge gets fussy pretty quick with
    people she doesn't know well.
[12:02] (Flashback) Kaede
    Even me, at first.
[12:06] (Flashback) Konomi
    Aw, you remember me!
[12:11] (Flashback) Kaede
    W-Well...
[12:12] (Flashback) Kaede
    I guess she's in a good mood right now,
    since I was just playing with her.
[12:16] (Flashback) Konomi
    Really? She was like this the
    last time I saw her, though.
[12:21] (Flashback) Konomi
    I bet you scared her with that
    surly attitude you have.
[12:25] (Flashback) Kaede
    I'm not surly!
[12:27] (Flashback) Kaede
    Okay, just watch! I'll show
    you how much Renge likes me!
[12:31] (Flashback) Kaede
    Come on, Renge. Come to me.
[12:35] (Flashback) Kaede
    Renge, over here.
[12:40] (Flashback) Kaede
    That's it. Good girl, Renge.
[12:42] (Flashback) Konomi
    Renge-chan, not that way. Come this way.
[12:50] (Flashback) Konomi
    She came to me!
[12:52] (Flashback) Kaede
    Hey, that's not fair! I called to her first!
[12:56] (Flashback) Konomi
    I know. I just wondered what would
    happen if I tried it, too.
[13:00] (Flashback) Kaede
    You have a pretty mean side
    to you, you know that?
[13:03] (Flashback) Kaede
    Okay, this time, we'll compete using toys!
[13:06] (Flashback) Konomi
    Compete? For what?
[13:09] (Flashback) Kaede
    I have her favorite plushie.
    She's sure to come over here.
[13:13] (Flashback) Kaede
    That's it! See?
    I have your favorite plushie!
[13:17] (Flashback) Konomi
    I don't know about competing with toys...
[13:21] (Flashback) Konomi
    Okay, then I'll use this rattle.
[13:25] (Flashback) Konomi
    Renge-chan, how about this?
[13:28] Kaede
    I remember that rattle.
[13:30] Kaede
    When it makes noise while Renge's doing
    something else, she gets really mad.
[13:35] Kaede
    And right now, she's playing
    with her plushie.
[13:39] Kaede
    Maybe I should tell her
    that's a bad idea...
[13:42] Kaede
    But if she goes through with it, I'll win.
[13:51] (Flashback) Kaede
    No.
[13:53] (Flashback) Kaede
    K-Konomi, I wouldn't use that rattle.
[13:57] (Flashback) Kaede
    When you use that,
    she gets really mad and...
[14:02] (Flashback) Konomi
    Wow, she really likes it!
[14:04] (Flashback) Kaede
    Why?! I thought she hated that one!
[14:08] (Flashback) Konomi
    Why are you shouting like that?
[14:10] (Flashback) Konomi
    You'll scare Renge-chan.
[14:14] (Flashback) Konomi
    Like I said before,
    your face is just too scary.
[14:18] (Flashback) Konomi
    Try to be more like this.
[14:20] (Flashback) Konomi
    Peek-a...
[14:22] (Flashback) Konomi
    Boo!
[14:26] (Flashback) Konomi
    See? Why don't you try that?
[14:28] (Flashback) Kaede
    Huh? Do that?
[14:34] (Flashback) Kaede
    Peek-a...
[14:42] (Flashback) Kaede
    Boo.
[14:55] (Flashback) Kaede
    I'm gonna go play with Hikage!
[14:57] (Flashback) Kaede
    Renge, if you start to miss me, too bad!
[15:02] (Flashback) Konomi
    Aw, Kaede-chan left.
[15:05] (Flashback) Konomi
    Want to play with me, then?
[15:17] (Flashback) Hikage
    What are you doing, Candy Store?
[15:19] (Flashback) Kaede
    Uh, I was just... Nothing.
[15:22] (Flashback) Konomi
    Kaede-chan, you're right there?
[15:25] (Flashback) Konomi
    If you're worried about
    Renge-chan, just come in.
[15:27] (Flashback) Kaede
    No... I'm not worried...
[15:30] (Flashback) Konomi
    Come on, just get in here.
[15:32] (Flashback) Kaede
    I just said I'm not worried...
[15:37] (Flashback) Konomi
    What's wrong, Renge-chan?
[15:37] (Flashback) Kaede
    What? What happened?
[15:39] (Flashback) Konomi
    I don't know. She just started crying.
[15:42] (Flashback) Konomi
    Come on, don't cry.
[15:44] (Flashback) Kaede
    Give her to me for now.
[15:46] (Flashback) Konomi
    O-Okay...
[15:47] (Flashback) Kaede
    What's wrong, Renge? It's okay.
[15:51] (Flashback) Kaede
    There, there.
[15:52] (Flashback) Kaede
    There, there. It's okay.
[15:56] (Flashback) Kaede
    There, there. There, there.
[15:59] (Flashback) Kaede
    There, there.
[16:01] (Flashback) Kaede
    There, there, there.
[16:03] (Flashback) Kaede
    There, there.
[16:05] (Flashback) Kaede
    There, there, there.
[16:07] (Flashback) Kaede
    There, there.
[16:09] (Flashback) Kaede
    There, there...
[16:23] (Flashback) Konomi
    Huh? She fell asleep?
[16:24] (Flashback) Hikage
    Maybe she was crying because she was tired.
[16:27] (Flashback) Konomi
    Really? But she didn't stop
    when I picked her up.
[16:32] (Flashback) Konomi
    I guess she really trusts
    you after all, Kaede-chan.
[16:47] (Flashback) Kaede
    Oh, we need to get her futon ready.
[16:50] (Flashback) Konomia
    Right.
[16:51] (Flashback) Hikage
    Candy Store...
[16:53] (Flashback) Hikage
    You really like Renge a lot, huh?
[16:56] (Flashback) Kaede
    I do not!
[16:58] (Flashback) Konomi
    Not so loud.
[17:04] Kaede
    Renge's not a little baby you can soothe
    to sleep when she cries anymore.
[17:09] Kaede
    She's even looking out for a kid
    who's younger than her now.
[17:24] Hikage
    Want some more water?
[17:26] Kaede
    Hikage...
[17:28] Kaede
    Do you remember when you started
    going to the branch school?
[17:33] Hikage
    Huh? What now? What is this?
[17:35] Kaede
    You were about as big then as Renge is now.
[17:40] Kaede
    You were an uncontrollable little brat,
[17:43] Kaede
    but now, you're looking
    out for me like this.
[17:47] Kaede
    You really have grown up.
[17:51] Kaede
    I hear Konomi's worked really hard in the
    wind instruments club for three years, too.
[17:58] Kaede
    And Komari's doing her best to be a
    good big sister, in her own way.
[18:04] Kaede
    Hotaru-chan's adapted well
    to her new environment,
[18:09] Kaede
    and she's made friends with the other kids.
[18:12] Kaede
    And Natsumi...
[18:16] Kaede
    Yeah. They're all good kids.
[18:18] Hikage
    Oh, crap!
[18:19] Hikage
    She started reflecting on the past,
    and now she's even complimenting Natsumi!
[18:23] Hikage
    Wh-What do we do, Nee-chan?
[18:25] Kazuho
    Was she complimenting Natsumi?
[18:27] Kazuho
    I get why that's scary.
[18:29] Kazuho
    H-Hey, Kaede.
[18:31] Kazuho
    I'll get you a futon.
    Why don't we call it a night?
[18:34] Kaede
    Senpai...
[18:36] Kaede
    I'm really grateful to you, too.
[18:42] Kaede
    Like back then...
[18:48] Kazuho
    W-Wait, wait, wait!
    You can't be serious, Kaede!
[18:51] Kazuho
    Are you crying?!
[18:53] Renge
    Candy Store, I can't sleep.
[18:57] Kaede
    What's up, Renge? You can't fall asleep?
[19:00] Kazuho
    This is gonna get ugly!
    Hikage, put her to bed!
[19:03] Hikage
    Hey, Renge! Come sleep with me tonight!
[19:06] Renge
    'Kay.
[19:18] Hikage
    I got Renge to fall asleep.
[19:20] Kazuho
    Good. Kaede seems to be calming down, too.
[19:24] Hikage
    I never thought Candy Store
    would get this drunk.
[19:27] Kazuho
    Well, these things happen sometimes.
[19:31] Kazuho
    Back in the day, Kaede was
    a bit of a lone wolf,
[19:36] Kazuho
    so I was a little worried about her.
[19:39] Kazuho
    And now, she takes such good care of Renge.
[19:44] Kazuho
    Like before...
[19:50] Kazuho
    I'm just... so happy... so happy...
[19:57] Kazuho
    But you know...
[20:05] Kazuho
    When all's said and done, Kaede really
    looks out for all of you guys.
[20:10] Kazuho
    Sometimes it makes me so happy, I just...
[20:16] Kazuho
    To think that Kaede would...
[20:19] Kazuho
    You agree, don't you, Hikage?
[20:28] Hikage
    Go to bed.
[20:32] Kazuho
    But you agree, don't you, Hikage?
[20:34] Hikage
    Ow! That hurts!
[20:54] Renge
    Candy Store?
SIGN    Non Non Biyori
SIGN    That's all for today
[23:31] Song
    Among the mountains ablaze in green,
[23:43] Song
    We can hear echoes of laughter
SIGN    Next Time
    Episode 12
SIGN    The Cherry Blossoms Bloomed Again
SIGN    Photo: Tesk
[23:51] ---
    Nonstop
SIGN    Please Watch Again

E12 - The Cherry Blossoms Bloomed Again

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[00:11] Kazuho
    Morning, Ren-chon.
[00:14] Kazuho
    Why are you standing here
    staring into space?
[00:17] Renge
    The plum trees are in bloom.
[00:20] Kazuho
    Oh, so they are.
[00:24] Kazuho
    It'll be spring soon.
[00:28] Kazuho
    Okay, you need to get
    ready to go to school.
[00:32] Kazuho
    Natsumi's brother's graduation is today.
[00:39] Yukiko
    See you at school.
[00:41] Komari
    Okay.
[00:42] Natsumi
    See ya.
[00:47] Natsumi
    Let's go, Nii-chan.
[00:51] Hotaru
    See you later.
[00:58] Hotaru
    A graduation ceremony...
[01:03] Natsumi
    Wow, Kazu-nee, you're dressed up today.
[01:07] Kazuho
    Well, it's a graduation, after all.
[01:10] Yukiko
    So it's finally Suguru's time...
[01:13] Yukiko
    Don't goof anything up today.
[01:16] Kazuho
    Y-You'll jinx me if you
    say things like that...
SIGN    Congratulations
    on Graduating
[01:29] Renge
    It looks different today!
[01:32] Hotaru
    Yeah. It's not like our usual classroom.
[01:36] Kazuho
    Well, shall we get started?
[01:45] Kazuho
    We will now begin the graduation ceremony.
[01:49] Kazuho
    Would the graduate please enter?
[02:05] Kazuho
    The presentation of your
    graduation certificate.
[02:07] Kazuho
    Koshigaya Suguru-dono,
SIGN    Certificate of Graduation
    Koshigaya Suguru
    This document certifies that you have completed
    all courses at Asahigaoka Branch School.
     Asahigaoka Branch School
[02:10] Kazuho
    this document certifies that
    you have completed
[02:13] Kazuho
    all courses at Asahigaoka Branch School.
[02:16] Kazuho
    Congratulations.
[02:39] Kazuho
    Next, the remaining students will sing
    the school song for our graduate.
[02:44] Komari
    Wait, I'm fine with singing,
    but who's playing the piano?
[02:48] Natsumi
    Dunno.
[02:49] Komari
    Last time, I think it was...
[02:57] Natsumi
    He's playing his own graduation song?
[03:16] Song
    Among the mountains ablaze in green,
[03:28] Song
    We can hear echoes of laughter
[03:40] Song
    Our voices now ring out in song:
[03:52] Song
    Asahigaoka, our dear friend
[04:15] Song
    Our school, bathed in gentle sunlight,
[04:28] Song
    We will never forget you
[04:40] Song
    Even after we fledge to the vast skies
[04:46] Komari
    The ceremony's over.
[04:49] Komari
    Let's go home.
[04:52] Song
    Asahigaoka, our dear friend
[04:52] Natsumi
    You know, we called it a graduation
    ceremony, but I didn't get emotional at all.
[04:57] Komari
    Well, Onii-chan's not moving away or
    anything, so nothing will change.
[05:03] Hotaru
    It's kind of weird, though,
[05:05] Hotaru
    to think he won't be coming
    to our school anymore.
[05:11] Renge
    Still...
[05:13] Renge
    We should thank him.
[05:20] Renge
    Thank you for everything!
[05:27] Hotaru
    Thank you for all you've
    done for us, Onii-san.
[05:31] Natsumi
    Good job.
[05:32] Komari
    Yeah... I guess it does feel kinda weird.
[05:36] Natsumi
    Well, let's go home.
[05:39] Komari
    See you later.
[05:41] Hotaru
    Okay.
[05:42] Renge
    See you.
SIGN    Nonstop
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    The Cherry Blossoms Bloomed Again
[07:28] Renge
    Shiori-chan.
[07:29] Shiori
    Renge-chan!
[07:32] Renge
    Were you going somewhere?
[07:33] Shiori
    Yeah. I was taking a walk.
[07:36] Shiori
    I'm going home to eat now,
    so let's play after that.
[07:39] Renge
    Okay. See you later, then.
[07:42] Shiori
    See you later!
[07:48] Konomi
    Oh, so Glasses-kun had
    his graduation today?
[07:52] Hikage
    Yeah.
[07:53] Akane
    Konomi-senpai!
[07:54] Konomi
    There she is.
[07:55] Akane
    Sorry!
[07:58] Akane
    Did I keep you waiting?
[08:00] Konomi
    Don't worry about it.
[08:08] Konomi
    Well, ready to head to my place?
[08:11] Akane
    Senpai, thank you for inviting me
    over again when you're so busy.
[08:16] Konomi
    Actually, I've been pretty bored
    since the school term ended.
[08:17] Hikage
    Uh...
[08:20] Konomi
    Something wrong?
[08:22] Akane
    Your graduation was just the other day,
[08:26] Akane
    but it feels like it was ages ago.
[08:29] Konomi
    Akane-chan gave me this
    as a graduation gift.
[08:31] Hikage
    U-Um...
[08:32] Konomi
    She made it herself.
[08:35] Hikage
    What's this stick?
[08:39] Konomi
    Hey! It's a flute!
[08:42] Hikage
    A flute?
[08:44] Akane
    I'm sorry it didn't turn out well...
[08:47] Konomi
    No, I like it a lot.
[08:49] Akane
    Really? Thank you!
[08:52] Konomi
    Oh, I know!
[08:54] Kaede
    Look...
[08:55] Kaede
    The store's closed today.
[08:57] Konomi
    But we wanted to buy some snacks for
    Glasses-kun to congratulate him on graduating.
[09:01] Kaede
    You couldn't get him something nicer?
[09:03] Hikage
    Should you be saying that?
[09:05] Kaede
    And, Hikage, don't you have school?
[09:07] Hikage
    Our closing ceremony was a few
    days ago, so I came home.
[09:09] Kaede
    Huh...
[09:11] Hikage
    That's fine and all, but...
[09:13] Hikage
    When are you going to introduce us?
[09:16] Konomi
    Wait, didn't I do that earlier?
[09:18] Hikage
    No, you didn't.
[09:20] Konomi
    This is Akane-chan from my club.
[09:23] Konomi
    She's your age, Hikage-chan.
[09:25] Akane
    H-Hello.
[09:27] Hikage
    Nice to meet you.
[09:28] Akane
    And you, as well.
[09:29] Konomi
    Akane-chan, she's your age.
    You don't have to be polite.
[09:33] Akane
    Oh, okay.
[09:34] Hikage
    So you two go to the same high school?
[09:37] Akane
    Yeah.
[09:38] Hikage
    Oh, well, I go to high school in Tokyo.
[09:41] Akane
    Tokyo?! That's amazing!
[09:44] Hikage
    Sh-She latched on!
[09:45] Hikage
    Yeah, Tokyo.
[09:47] Akane
    Wow... What's Tokyo like?
[09:50] Hikage
    Well, it's awesome, obviously!
[09:52] Akane
    So it really is amazing?
[09:54] Hikage
    Uh, why don't we talk about it inside?
[09:56] Kaede
    I just told you, we're closed today!
[09:59] Hikage
    Well, if you just raise
    the shutter, it opens!
[10:01] Kaede
    Hey! This isn't a tea house!
[10:04] Hikage
    Come on, this way.
[10:05] Akane
    Oh, sure.
[10:06] Kaede
    Sheesh... You'd better
    at least buy something.
[10:09] Konomi
    Huh, those two hit it off
    better than I expected.
[10:24] Natsumi
    Ren-chon, let's play.
[10:26] Renge
    I already made plans to
    play with Shiori-chan.
[10:29] Natsumi
    Really?
[10:30] Renge
    Hey, we can all play together!
[10:32] Komori
    Shiori-chan's the police
    officer's daughter, right?
[10:35] Renge
    Yeah.
[10:36] Natsumi
    Should we head to the police box, then?
[10:37] Hotaru
    Sure.
[10:38] Renge
    Let's go!
[10:41] Renge
    Shiori-chan, I'm here to play.
[10:44] Shiori
    Coming!
[10:50] Shiori
    There are a bunch of you!
[10:52] Renge
    I brought my friends.
[10:53] Natsumi
    Heya.
[10:54] Mom
    Shiori, you can go play,
    but don't be out too late.
[10:59] Shiori
    'Kay!
[10:59] Renge
    Wow, her belly's so big!
[11:02] Shiori
    That's my baby sister.
[11:04] Renge
    That's so cool!
    You're gonna be a big sister!
[11:08] Renge
    The police officer man isn't here?
[11:11] Shiori
    Daddy's outside.
[11:13] Shiori
    Wandering around outside
    is part of his job.
[11:15] Mom
    It's calling "patrolling," Shiori.
[11:27] Natsumi
    You in there, Candy Store?
[11:31] Kaede
    What do you want? I'm off today.
[11:34] Natsumi
    You're open, though.
[11:35] Kaede
    Someone opened it on me.
[11:37] Kaede
    So, you need something?
[11:39] Natsumi
    We need some cardboard.
[11:40] Kaede
    Cardboard? Well, sure, I can spare some.
[11:43] Konomi
    Hey, Nacchan. You're all here, too?
[11:46] Natsumi
    Wow, that's an unusual combination.
[11:49] Konomi
    Here to buy something?
[11:51] Natsumi
    No, we wanted to borrow cardboard
    to play with outside.
[11:54] Konomi
    Oh... Maybe we'll tag along with you, then.
[11:57] Konomi
    That okay with you two?
[11:59] Hikage
    What's up? We're going somewhere?
[12:01] Akane
    That's fine with me.
[12:03] Konomi
    You should come, too, Kaede-chan.
[12:05] Kaede
    I told you, today's my day off.
[12:07] Konomi
    I know! So you can close up the store!
[12:18] Renge
    Hey, Nattsun...
[12:19] Renge
    What are we doing with this cardboard?
[12:23] Natsumi
    Well, if we have hills and cardboard...
[12:26] Natsumi
    What else could it be?
[12:30] Natsumi
    Here I go. Watch me!
[12:38] Renge
    Wow!
[12:41] Renge
    Shiori-chan, race with me!
[12:44] Shiori
    Okay!
[12:45] Kaede
    Whoa, wait a second.
[12:47] Kaede
    It's too dangerous for kids.
    Slide with the older girls.
[12:50] Renge
    Then play with us, Candy Store!
[12:53] Kaede
    Uh... Sure, I guess...
[12:56] Komari
    Shiori-chan, right? Want to slide with—
[12:59] Shiori
    Onee-chan, let's slide together.
[13:02] Hotaru
    Okay, sure.
[13:03] Shiori
    Yay!
[13:05] Akane
    Komari-chan, want to slide with me?
[13:09] Komari
    Sure.
[13:31] Hikage
    What're you smiling about?
[13:33] Hikage
    Are you plotting something?
[13:34] Konomi
    Hey! I don't "plot" things.
[13:39] Hikage
    Huh?
[13:41] Konomi
    I just... I don't know...
[13:43] Konomi
    I think about how you went off to Tokyo,
[13:46] Konomi
    Renge-chan started first grade,
[13:48] Konomi
    and it's been a year since
    I met Akane-chan...
[13:52] Konomi
    It feels like it's been so long,
    but also no time at all.
[13:59] Hikage
    What's that mean?
[14:01] Hikage
    Aren't you kinda young to get
    all sentimental like that?
[14:03] Konomi
    Actually, I've been feeling like
    that more than you'd think.
[14:18] Komari
    Whew, I'm exhausted.
[14:21] Hotaru
    We played for a pretty long time.
[14:22] Renge
    Shiori-chan, we'll walk you home.
[14:25] Shiori
    Okay. Thanks.
[14:28] Natsumi
    Okay, we'll keep going with Shiori-chan.
[14:30] Hikage
    Got it.
[14:31] Konomi
    See you later.
[14:35] Shiori
    Mommy, I'm home.
[14:41] Shiori
    Mommy?
[14:43] Renge
    Your mom's not home?
[14:52] Shiori
    I heard a noise from the
    room in the back...
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[15:03] Shiori
    Mommy, where are you?
[15:04] Shiori
    Mommy!
[15:07] Shiori
    Mommy, are you okay?
[15:09] Mom
    Shiori... and Renge-chan...
[15:12] Renge
    What's wrong?
[15:13] Renge
    You look pale.
[15:15] Mom
    I... I think the baby's coming...
[15:17] Natsumi
    The baby?!
[15:19] Natsumi
    A-A-Are you okay?!
[15:21] Renge
    The police officer man isn't back yet?
[15:24] Komari
    Th-The hospital! We gotta call a taxi!
[15:27] Mom
    The number is written on the board
    on the wall in the police box.
[15:31] Mom
    I'd appreciate it if you could call them.
[15:34] Komari
    Natsumi, go!
[15:35] Natsumi
    G-Got it!
[15:45] Hotaru
    We'll watch Shiori-chan until
    your husband comes home.
[15:50] Mom
    I'm sorry to put you all through this.
[15:54] Shiori
    Mommy...
[15:56] Mom
    I'm sorry, Shiori.
[15:58] Mom
    Be a good girl for a little while, okay?
[17:10] Kazuho
    Ren-chon.
[17:12] Kazuho
    It's almost time for school.
[17:14] Kazuho
    What're you looking at?
[17:15] Renge
    The cherry blossoms.
[17:18] Kazuho
    Oh, they sure are pretty.
[17:21] Renge
    Actually, Nee-nee, I'm surprised
    you're awake for once.
[17:26] Kazuho
    Well, you're in second grade now.
[17:30] Kazuho
    I need to keep my act together, too.
[17:35] Kazuho
    Come on, Ren-chon. Let's have
    breakfast and head to school.
[17:39] Renge
    'Kay.
[17:43] Natsumi
    Oh, Nii-chan, you're heading out already?
[17:45] Natsumi
    It's so early.
[17:48] Komari
    I guess you do have to take
    the train to school now.
[17:51] Natsumi
    I'm still not used to seeing
    you in that uniform.
[17:55] Hotaru
    I'm going now.
[17:58] Mom
    Okay. Be careful.
[18:24] Kazuho
    Ren-chon?
[18:28] Renge
    It's spring again.
[18:30] Kazuho
    It sure is.
[18:32] Natsumi
    Heya.
[18:34] Komari
    Morning, Renge.
[18:36] Hotaru
    Good morning, Sensei.
[18:38] Kazuho
    Oh, you're all together, I see.
[18:40] Renge
    No, wait.
[18:42] Renge
    This isn't all of us yet.
[18:45] Kazuho
    I know.
[18:48] Kazuho
    Let's all go and meet her.
[18:54] Mom
    Coming!
[18:57] Mom
    Oh, good morning, all of you.
[18:59] All
    Good morning.
[19:01] Renge
    Shiori-chan—
[19:07] Renge
    It's the baby!
[19:08] Komari
    It is! She's so cute!
[19:11] Dad
    Hi there, girls.
[19:13] Dad
    Thank you for all you did that
    night. You were a big help.
[19:17] Komari
    Not at all.
[19:18] Hotaru
    We really didn't do anything that special.
[19:20] Kazuho
    What's her name?
[19:21] Mom
    It's Kasumi.
[19:23] Natsumi
    Oh, that's a nice name.
[19:25] Renge
    She's so tiny.
[19:27] Mom
    You know, it's still a little early...
[19:31] Mom
    but when Kasumi is old
    enough to go to school,
[19:34] Mom
    I hope you'll look out for her, Renge-chan.
[19:38] Renge
    School...
[19:39] Kazuho
    That's right. When she
    starts elementary school,
[19:43] Kazuho
    you'll be in middle school, Ren-chon.
[19:46] Kazuho
    You two will be going to school together.
[19:49] Renge
    Then...
[19:51] Renge
    When you're older,
    we'll go to school together.
[19:54] Renge
    I promise.
[20:09] Renge
    We made a promise!
[20:11] Shiori
    Renge-chan!
[20:13] Shiori
    Morning!
[20:14] Renge
    Meowning.
[20:16] Shiori
    Meowning!
[20:18] Natsumi
    Okay, we're all together now.
    Ready to head to the bus stop?
[20:25] Renge
    Shiori-chan, I'll teach you all
    the secrets to dodgeball today.
[20:30] Shiori
    Okay!
[20:30] Renge
    You'll even be able to hold
    your own against Koma-chan.
[20:33] Komari
    Even I wouldn't lose to
    someone that much younger.
[20:36] Natsumi
    Oh...
[20:37] Natsumi
    Come to think of it,
    I forgot to do my homework.
[20:40] Kazuho
    I'm impressed you can say that
    right in front of your teacher.
[20:44] Hotaru
    W-Well, I guess she might just be honest...
[21:20] Renge
    Hotarun! Shiori-chan!
[21:22] Renge
    Hurry before the bus gets here!
[21:24] Komari
    We still have time.
[21:27] Komari
    You know when the bus comes.
[21:29] Natsumi
    This is the same route we take every day,
[21:31] Natsumi
    but you always have so much
    fun with it, Ren-chon.
[21:36] Renge
    It's not the same route every day.
[21:39] Renge
    When it's rainy or cloudy,
[21:42] Renge
    it's a little bit different.
    That's what's fun.
[21:53] Renge
    It's different today, too!
    It's a sunny day!
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