E5 - Karen Bee, Part Five

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[00:05] Koyomi
    Where's the big one?
[00:07] Tsukihi
    Hanekawa-san's looking after her.
[00:11] Koyomi
    Then tell me the details.
[00:14] Tsukihi
    Sure, okay.
[00:16] Tsukihi
    But will you promise me something first?
[00:19] Koyomi
    Are you in a position to make demands?
[00:21] Tsukihi
    Sure, I am. I'm your little sister.
[00:23] Koyomi
    And I'm your big brother,
    so I can refuse them.
[00:28] Tsukihi
    Fine. Forget it.
[00:30] Koyomi
    By the way, what were you
    going to ask me to do?
[00:33] Tsukihi
    Not to get mad at Karen-chan.
[00:36] Koyomi
    No.
[00:36] Tsukihi
    You can be mad at me,
[00:38] Tsukihi
    but don't get mad at Karen-chan.
[00:40] Koyomi
    I'm getting mad at both of you.
[00:42] Tsukihi
    You can be mad at Karen-chan,
[00:44] Tsukihi
    but please don't get mad at me.
[00:45] Koyomi
    I'm already mad.
[00:47] Koyomi
    So start talking, and get it off your chest.
[00:50] Tsukihi
    You think you're so cool.
[00:52] Tsukihi
    You promised you wouldn't get mad
[00:53] Tsukihi
    when Hanekawa-san was around.
[00:56] Tsukihi
    Do you have any regrets, Onii-chan?
[00:59] Koyomi
    Regrets?
[01:00] Koyomi
    Of course I do.
[01:02] Koyomi
    Does anyone not?
[01:04] Tsukihi
    Well, I don't know...
[01:06] Tsukihi
    I guess I'm not the type to regret things.
[01:09] Koyomi
    I bet.
[01:10] Koyomi
    You two sisters are like that.
[01:12] Tsukihi
    But that means that sometimes,
[01:14] Tsukihi
    I regret that I didn't regret something
[01:18] Tsukihi
    when I should have.
[01:26] Tsukihi
    Not that it matters.
[01:29] Koyomi
    I guess you really want a strangling...
[01:31] Tsukihi
    No, that's not it...
SIGN    Black Scene
[01:34] Koyomi
    Then get to the point.
[01:37] Tsukihi
    I know, Onii-chan...
[01:38] Tsukihi
    I'll tell you something cool.
[01:40] Tsukihi
    Something cool?
[01:41] Tsukihi
    You know how I always say
    I'm "platinum" mad?
[01:44] Tsukihi
    It was originally "pretty" mad.
[01:48] Tsukihi
    So it doesn't mean that I'm so mad,
[01:50] Tsukihi
    the word "platinum" comes to mind.
[01:52] Koyomi
    I've never heard you say "platinum" mad.
[01:55] Tsukihi
    How come you don't know?
[01:57] Tsukihi
    I'm platinum mad!
[01:58] Koyomi
    You're clearly extremely upset!
[02:00] Koyomi
    And stop trying to cleverly
    change the subject.
[02:04] Tsukihi
    Okay, Onii-chan.
[02:05] Tsukihi
    Then why don't you tell me
    something you regret?
[02:10] Tsukihi
    I want to hear it.
[02:13] Tsukihi
    Just telling you straight out would
    be kind of upsetting.
[02:16] Tsukihi
    So maybe we could like, share secrets?
[02:20] Tsukihi
    Like we were on a school trip or something!
[02:22] Koyomi
    Idiot...
SIGN    Black Scene
[02:23] Koyomi
    Still, what I regret, huh?
[02:26] Koyomi
    It's hard to come up with something,
[02:28] Koyomi
    now that I think about it.
[02:29] Tsukihi
    Like, something that's kind
    of embarrassing.
[02:32] Tsukihi
    Like... Oh...
[02:35] Tsukihi
    Why don't you have any friends?
[02:38] Koyomi
    I have friends now!
[02:38] Tsukihi
    Do you?
[02:39] Tsukihi
    How many?
[02:40] Koyomi
    How many?
[02:41] Koyomi
    Let me tell you...
[02:45] Koyomi
    Five!
[02:47] Tsukihi
    Wow, that seriously scared me.
[02:50] Tsukihi
    Poor onii-chan...
[02:51] Tsukihi
    You're going to die of loneliness!
[02:53] Koyomi
    Don't be so mean to your brother!
[02:56] Koyomi
    Anyway, I have some now,
[02:58] Koyomi
    but you're asking why I didn't
    have any for a while.
[03:01] Koyomi
    Well, here's what I used to think.
[03:05] Koyomi
    If you make friends, that means
    your human hardness—
[03:07] Tsukihi
    No, I've already heard enough
    embarrassing stuff.
[03:11] Tsukihi
    I'm sorry I asked.
[03:13] Koyomi
    Don't apologize yet!
[03:14] Koyomi
    I haven't said anything embarrassing!
[03:16] Tsukihi
    Stop it, Onii-chan!
[03:18] Tsukihi
    That's enough!
[03:18] Tsukihi
    You needn't reopen the wounds anymore!
[03:21] Tsukihi
    Stop it... It's over!
[03:23] Koyomi
    It's not over!
[03:24] Hanekawa
    Araragi-kun, I can hear you
    from the second floor!
[03:28] Hanekawa
    And I can hear you talking about something
[03:30] Hanekawa
    that really doesn't sound too important.
[03:32] Hanekawa
    Could you be a little more quiet?
[03:35] Koyomi
    Yeah, sorry.
[03:37] Koyomi
    I'll be more care...
SIGN    Episode 5:  Karen Bee, Part 5
[05:21] Koyomi
    Let's talk about Araragi Karen for a while.
[05:24] Koyomi
    Of course, this is just based on what
[05:27] Koyomi
    I heard from Tsukihi and Hanekawa.
[05:30] Koyomi
    So it may differ slightly from what happened.
[05:34] Kaiki
    Welcome, young lady.
[05:35] Kaiki
    My name is Kaiki.
[05:37] Kaiki
    "Kai," like a mound of clamshells.
[05:40] Kaiki
    "Ki," like a dead tree. What's your name?
[05:42] Karen
    Araragi Karen.
[05:44] Karen
    The "kozato" radical, with the
    kanji for possibility.
[05:46] Karen
    "It is good."
[05:47] Karen
    And "ki," like a young tree.
[05:48] Karen
    And my given name means
    "to admire the flame."
[05:49] Karen
    Karen.
[05:51] Kaiki
    An excellent name.
[05:52] Kaiki
    Be grateful to your parents.
[05:59] Kaiki
    So, which are you?
[06:01] Kaiki
    Do you want to learn a charm?
[06:03] Kaiki
    Or have one undone?
[06:07] Kaiki
    The former is 10,000 yen.
[06:08] Kaiki
    The latter, 20,000.
[06:10] Karen
    Neither.
[06:11] Karen
    I've come here to punch you!
[06:13] Kaiki
    To punch me.
[06:15] Kaiki
    So the message you sent me was a fake,
[06:18] Kaiki
    and this is a trap.
[06:20] Kaiki
    I see.
[06:21] Kaiki
    Well done.
[06:23] Kaiki
    Of course, I don't believe that
[06:26] Kaiki
    you were the one who did it.
[06:28] Kaiki
    I can't imagine a simpleton like you
SIGN    Black Scene
[06:31] Kaiki
    being able to reach me.
[06:36] Kaiki
    Not many people could.
[06:38] Kaiki
    Only someone who's a touch abnormal
[06:41] Kaiki
    could get this far.
[06:46] Karen
    What you're doing is a giant pain in the butt.
[06:49] Karen
    You don't need me to explain, do you?
[06:51] Kaiki
    A pain?
[06:53] Kaiki
    I'm giving you kids what you want.
[06:57] Kaiki
    How you use it is your responsibility.
[06:59] Karen
    Our responsibility?
[07:02] Karen
    How is it our responsibility?
[07:03] Karen
    How dare you?!
[07:04] Karen
    You're ruining people's relationships...
[07:07] Karen
    What are you thinking?
[07:09] Kaiki
    What am I thinking?
[07:11] Kaiki
    Quite a deep question.
[07:13] Kaiki
    Unfortunately, I'll have to respond
    with a shallow answer.
[07:19] Kaiki
    I'm doing it for the money, naturally.
[07:21] Karen
    Money?
[07:23] Kaiki
    Money makes the world go round.
[07:27] Kaiki
    I suppose you've come here out of
[07:30] Kaiki
    some primitive sense of justice.
[07:32] Kaiki
    But that was a mistake.
[07:36] Kaiki
    You could have earned 100,000 yen for this.
[07:38] Kaiki
    The lesson for you here is that working for free
[07:40] Kaiki
    isn't worth it.
[07:42] Karen
    No one hired me!
[07:44] Karen
    I'm not here because someone asked me to be!
[07:48] Kaiki
    I see...
[07:49] Kaiki
    Then you should have had someone ask you.
[07:51] Karen
    Even if someone had, I wouldn't
    have taken their money!
[07:54] Kaiki
    So young...
[07:56] Kaiki
    I'm not at all jealous, though.
[07:59] Kaiki
    What's wrong?
[08:00] Kaiki
    You're shaking, Araragi.
[08:03] Karen
    I'm not shaking...
[08:07] Kaiki
    Araragi, you've heard what I wanted.
[08:11] Kaiki
    Now it's your turn.
[08:13] Kaiki
    What do you want?
[08:15] Karen
    I told you already.
[08:17] Karen
    I came here to punch you!
[08:20] Kaiki
    Just to punch me?
[08:22] Karen
    I'll kick you, too!
[08:23] Kaiki
    Violence, then?
[08:24] Karen
    Force!
[08:26] Karen
    And I'll make you stop this.
[08:28] Karen
    Selling this crap to middle schoolers?
[08:31] Karen
    What are you thinking?
[08:32] Karen
    And you call yourself an adult?!
[08:34] Kaiki
    I'm an adult, yes.
[08:36] Kaiki
    And of course I'm selling it to them...
[08:42] Kaiki
    I'm a con man.
[08:46] Karen
    Aren't you embarrassed,
    selling charms to middle schoolers?
[08:49] Kaiki
    Not at all.
[08:50] Kaiki
    Children are simple to fool.
[08:53] Kaiki
    That's all.
[08:54] Kaiki
    But, Araragi, if you want to stop me,
[08:58] Kaiki
    punches and kicks are useless.
[09:01] Kaiki
    The fastest way would be to bring money.
[09:05] Kaiki
    My target for this little business is 3,000,000 yen.
SIGN    3,000,000 Yen
[09:09] Kaiki
    I've waited over two months for it to take root.
[09:12] Kaiki
    Any less, and it wouldn't be worth my time.
[09:15] Karen
    And you call yourself human?
[09:18] Kaiki
    Unfortunately, I am human, yes.
[09:21] Kaiki
    I'm willing to sacrifice my life to protect
[09:24] Kaiki
    what's dear to me.
[09:26] Kaiki
    Just as you fill your heart through good deeds,
[09:28] Kaiki
    I fill my bank account with evil ones.
[09:32] Kaiki
    Is there really a difference?
[09:34] Karen
    A-A difference?
[09:36] Kaiki
    No, there's no difference at all.
[09:38] Kaiki
    Your activities may make someone happier.
[09:42] Kaiki
    But the same is true
[09:43] Kaiki
    if I take the money I've earned and use it
[09:47] Kaiki
    to grease the gears of a capitalist economy.
[09:50] Kaiki
    The lesson for you here is that
[09:53] Kaiki
    just as there isn't a problem that
    can't be solved by being right,
[09:56] Kaiki
    there isn't a problem that
    can't be solved by money.
SIGN    Black Scene
[10:02] Kaiki
    The same is true of my victims, yes?
[10:05] Kaiki
    They paid me in money.
[10:08] Kaiki
    This means that they recognized
[10:09] Kaiki
    money as an object of value.
SIGN    Black Scene
[10:12] Kaiki
    Is the same not true of you?
[10:14] Kaiki
    Or did you not pay
[10:15] Kaiki
    in money when you bought that jacket?
[10:18] Karen
    D-Don't talk about the jacket!
[10:22] Karen
    Just give me your answer...
[10:24] Karen
    Do you want to be punched?
[10:25] Karen
    Or...
[10:27] Kaiki
    I don't want to be punched.
[10:28] Kaiki
    Nor do I want to be kicked.
[10:30] Kaiki
    I dislike pain.
[10:32] Kaiki
    So,
[10:34] Kaiki
    here is a present for you, a bee.
[11:07] Kaiki
    It's working quite well.
[11:10] Kaiki
    You must have an active imagination.
[11:13] Kaiki
    The lesson for you here is to assume
[11:16] Kaiki
    that any person you see is a con man.
[11:19] Kaiki
    Learn to doubt others.
[11:22] Kaiki
    Did you think I would beg for forgiveness?
[11:25] Kaiki
    Then you're just a fool.
[11:27] Kaiki
    If you want me to have a change of heart,
[11:29] Kaiki
    bring some cash.
[11:30] Kaiki
    I'd be willing to discuss it for 10,000,000 yen.
[11:33] Karen
    What did you do?
[11:35] Karen
    What did you do to me?!
[11:37] Kaiki
    Something bad.
[11:39] Kaiki
    Of course, nothing is free.
[11:41] Kaiki
    I'll take money for it.
[11:43] Kaiki
    4,000 yen? I suppose that will do.
[11:47] Kaiki
    I'll throw in our little chat as a bonus.
[11:50] Kaiki
    I suppose I can leave some change
    for train fare home...
[11:52] Kaiki
    Oh, you already have a ticket.
[11:56] Kaiki
    Then you won't need this change.
[11:59] Kaiki
    In a moment, the poison will take hold,
[12:00] Kaiki
    and you'll be able to move.
[12:02] Kaiki
    I recommend using a cell to call for help.
[12:06] Kaiki
    In the meantime, I'll make my escape.
[12:09] Kaiki
    Of course, I'll continue what I was doing.
[12:12] Kaiki
    But from now on, I'll avoid meeting
    my customers directly.
[12:18] Kaiki
    An excellent lesson...
[12:20] Kaiki
    Farewell.
SIGN    Black Scene
[12:26] Hanekawa
    Araragi-kun, are you upset?
[12:29] Koyomi
    About what?
[12:30] Hanekawa
    Well, you know...
[12:31] Hanekawa
    I was the one who tracked him down.
[12:34] Hanekawa
    Are you mad about what
    happened to Karen-chan?
[12:38] Koyomi
    I wouldn't say I'm mad.
[12:40] Koyomi
    But I'd like to say that if you were going to
[12:43] Koyomi
    help the Fire Sisters, you should have told me.
[12:46] Hanekawa
    But wouldn't you have gotten mad?
[12:49] Hanekawa
    And if I decide I want to be friends
    with Karen-chan and Tsukihi-chan,
[12:53] Hanekawa
    isn't it my choice?
[12:54] Koyomi
    It is your choice.
[12:55] Hanekawa
    Yup.
[12:58] Hanekawa
    But as an apology for not telling you
[13:00] Hanekawa
    about Karen-chan and Tsukihi-chan,
[13:04] Hanekawa
    you can have this ticket!
[13:06] Koyomi
    What's this?
[13:07] Hanekawa
    This ticket entitles you to touch my breasts
[13:09] Hanekawa
    whenever you want, for as long as you like.
[13:11] Hanekawa
    It's yours.
[13:13] Koyomi
    Seriously?
[13:15] Hanekawa
    Seriously.
[13:16] Hanekawa
    But if you use it, I'll hate you forever.
[13:19] Koyomi
    Then it's useless!
[13:23] Hanekawa
    Well, putting that aside,
[13:27] Hanekawa
    don't be too mean to Karen-chan
    and Tsukihi-chan.
[13:31] Koyomi
    It's fine.
[13:33] Koyomi
    Don't worry about it.
[13:35] Koyomi
    I realize they aren't just doing it for fun.
[13:38] Hanekawa
    I know we talked about this before...
[13:44] Hanekawa
    But still, they are kind of like you.
[13:48] Koyomi
    They resemble me?
[13:49] Hanekawa
    Not on the outside, on the inside.
[13:52] Hanekawa
    I guess I'm one to talk, though.
[13:55] Koyomi
    That's sure true.
[13:56] Koyomi
    Of course, your family and
    mine are different.
[14:02] Hanekawa
    Oshino-san...
[14:04] Hanekawa
    What's Oshino-san up to right now?
[14:07] Koyomi
    I don't know.
[14:08] Koyomi
    But he's watching over us
    from somewhere.
[14:12] Koyomi
    He'll probably just fix whatever's
    wrong with Karen-chan.
[14:17] Koyomi
    From what Shinobu said, the wreathe-fire bee
[14:20] Koyomi
    is a very low-level monster.
[14:23] Hanekawa
    Shinobu-chan?
[14:24] Hanekawa
    Wreathe-fire bee?
[14:30] Hanekawa
    A wreathe-fire bee, huh?
[14:32] Hanekawa
    But I'm glad to see you've
    made up with Shinobu-chan.
[14:36] Koyomi
    I'm not upset about it, but...
[14:42] Hanekawa
    Well, the reason Oshino-san left was
[14:45] Hanekawa
    because he thought he could leave
    Shinobu-chan to you, right?
[14:49] Hanekawa
    Really, it would've made sense
    if you'd reconciled
[14:52] Hanekawa
    just after the culture fair.
[14:54] Koyomi
    I guess that means it's taken a long time.
[14:57] Koyomi
    You could say I've been slacking on the job.
[15:00] Hanekawa
    You haven't been slacking at all.
[15:03] Hanekawa
    I know that very well.
[15:05] Koyomi
    You know everything, don't you?
[15:08] Hanekawa
    I don't know everything.
[15:10] Hanekawa
    I just know what I know.
[15:12] Hanekawa
    The real problem in a fight comes
    after you've made up.
[15:15] Hanekawa
    Keep that in mind.
[15:27] Hanekawa
    I can go the rest of the way myself.
[15:29] Koyomi
    Take my bike.
[15:30] Koyomi
    I'll lend it to you.
[15:31] Hanekawa
    You're sure?
[15:32] Hanekawa
    I'll take it, I guess.
[15:35] Hanekawa
    Okay, then thanks.
[15:39] Hanekawa
    I'll give it back tomorrow.
[15:41] Koyomi
    Yeah.
[15:42] Hanekawa
    Get this solved tonight.
[15:45] Hanekawa
    You have to start studying
    again tomorrow.
[15:50] Hanekawa
    It's good that you're being a brother,
[15:52] Hanekawa
    but don't forget that you're a
    high school student, too!
[15:58] Karen
    You're making too big a deal
    out of this, Nii-chan.
[16:00] Karen
    That's why I didn't want to tell you.
[16:03] Karen
    People should keep their mouths shut.
[16:05] Karen
    It's just a fever.
[16:08] Koyomi
    Shut up.
[16:09] Koyomi
    You're sick, so shut up and do what I say.
[16:13] Koyomi
    Want to eat something?
[16:14] Koyomi
    Canned peaches?
[16:15] Karen
    No appetite.
[16:17] Koyomi
    I see.
[16:19] Koyomi
    I'm gonna let down your hair.
[16:20] Karen
    I want to take a bath.
[16:22] Karen
    This sweat feels awful.
[16:24] Koyomi
    Your hair.
[16:26] Karen
    Go ahead.
[16:32] Koyomi
    A bath isn't happening,
[16:34] Koyomi
    but I'll wipe down your body.
[16:38] Karen
    Thanks.
[16:39] Karen
    Not that I like it.
[16:41] Koyomi
    Right.
[16:42] Koyomi
    Then remove your clothes.
[16:49] Koyomi
    Hey, I said to remove your clothes.
[16:51] Karen
    Sorry, Nii-chan.
[16:54] Karen
    I'm tired...
[16:55] Karen
    Take my clothes off.
[16:58] Karen
    Wipe me down.
[16:59] Karen
    Put them back on.
[17:01] Koyomi
    Why, you...
SIGN    Nii-chan saw  me naked, and I am so  freaking embarrassed.  —Karen
[17:04] Karen
    Nii-chan saw me naked,
[17:05] Karen
    and I am so freaking embarrassed.
[17:07] Koyomi
    Why is it a haiku?
[17:09] Karen
    Because I'm embarrassed!
[17:11] Koyomi
    You dance around half naked
    when you get out of the bath.
[17:13] Koyomi
    I don't want to hear it.
[17:15] Karen
    I'm not dancing!
[17:16] Karen
    That's aerobics!
[17:23] Koyomi
    I'll wipe down your back.
[17:25] Koyomi
    Turn over.
[17:28] Karen
    Too lazy.
[17:29] Karen
    Turn me over.
[17:32] Karen
    Damn it...
[17:35] Karen
    I screwed this up.
[17:40] Karen
    I know strength is more important
[17:41] Karen
    than being right. I didn't need you to tell me.
[17:45] Karen
    But you can't get strong all of a sudden.
[17:48] Karen
    However,
[17:49] Karen
    that doesn't mean you can just
    ignore all the bad stuff you see
[17:53] Karen
    until you are strong.
[17:55] Karen
    The blood of justice flows through me,
[17:58] Karen
    and it tells me to punish evil.
[17:59] Koyomi
    You just like punching people.
[18:02] Koyomi
    That's what I think.
[18:03] Karen
    I'm sure it all looks like a game to you.
[18:06] Karen
    But Kaiki...
[18:09] Karen
    Kaiki Deishuu...
[18:11] Karen
    Tsukihi-chan already told you
[18:14] Karen
    why he was spreading those
    weird charms and curses
[18:18] Karen
    around the middle schools, right?
[18:21] Karen
    That's right... It was for money.
[18:23] Karen
    He spread hatred...
[18:25] Karen
    Fear...
[18:26] Karen
    And then, he took advantage of it,
[18:28] Karen
    to take money without
    actually doing anything.
[18:33] Karen
    And when I asked him if
    he weren't ashamed,
[18:35] Karen
    here is what he said.
[18:39] Karen
    Without a trace of shame, he said,
[18:41] Karen
    "Children are easier to fool."
[18:44] Koyomi
    Easier to fool...
[18:45] Karen
    Tsukihi-chan's friend... Sengoku, was it?
[18:48] Karen
    She didn't really want to talk about it,
[18:52] Karen
    but whatever happened, didn't you save her?
[18:56] Karen
    But she was one of the lucky ones.
[18:59] Karen
    Some kids went to Kaiki for help, not knowing
    he was the source of the rumors.
[19:03] Karen
    And when they tried to get the money,
[19:05] Karen
    he demanded they be arrested
    for shoplifting.
[19:07] Karen
    Could you have let that happen?
[19:10] Karen
    Could you have looked them
    in the eye and said,
[19:11] Karen
    "I'm not strong yet, so I won't do anything"?
[19:16] Karen
    He told me money was everything.
[19:19] Karen
    I didn't think anyone like that
    existed outside of manga.
[19:23] Karen
    I mean, money is important.
[19:26] ---
    But aren't there other things
    that matter, too?
SIGN    Love
[19:29] Karen
    Like love!
[19:30] Koyomi
    Our opinions overlapped.
[19:31] Karen
    Money isn't everything.
[19:34] Karen
    It's just most everything!
[19:35] Koyomi
    Okay, maybe not.
[19:38] Karen
    Nii-chan, Tsukihi-chan and I
    are serious about this.
[19:42] Karen
    We won't stop here.
[19:44] Karen
    If this happens again, we'll do the same thing.
[19:48] Karen
    This time, I may have lost the outcome.
[19:50] Karen
    But I didn't lose mentally.
[19:52] Karen
    And next time, I'll win.
[19:53] Karen
    I'll keep it up until I win.
[19:54] Karen
    I'll try, even if I don't win.
[19:56] Karen
    The outcome isn't all that's important.
    Right, Nii-chan?
[20:00] Koyomi
    Lose the match, but win the game, huh?
[20:03] Koyomi
    That's not something I'd expect
    to hear from a martial artist.
[20:07] Karen
    You can lose the match and the game,
[20:09] Karen
    but if you don't lose to yourself,
    it isn't a loss.
[20:12] Karen
    That's my way.
[20:14] Koyomi
    But as long as you stay like that,
[20:17] Koyomi
    those around you will suffer.
[20:20] Koyomi
    That's why you'll never grow up.
[20:25] Karen
    I'm already grown up.
[20:26] Karen
    Look at these boobs!
[20:28] Koyomi
    Not even half Hanekawa's size.
[20:30] Koyomi
    What of it?
[20:32] Karen
    Tsubasa-san is that big?
[20:34] Koyomi
    She's the real thing.
[20:36] Koyomi
    I think you know that.
SIGN    Black Scene
[20:38] Koyomi
    Honestly,
[20:40] Koyomi
    I'd prefer if you didn't hang
    out with Hanekawa.
[20:43] Koyomi
    But I guess this is a good chance.
[20:45] Koyomi
    From now on, you should
    start learning from her.
[20:49] Koyomi
    Don't move.
[20:50] Koyomi
    It's hard to wipe you down.
[20:51] Karen
    It's fine now. I feel much better.
[20:54] Koyomi
    We're almost done. Don't stop now.
[20:57] Karen
    I don't want to get you sick.
[21:02] Koyomi
    Get me sick?
[21:04] Koyomi
    Wait a second.
SIGN    Black Scene
[21:06] Koyomi
    Shinobu.
[21:07] Kiss-Shot
    What?
[21:08] Kiss-Shot
    It's almost time for bed.
[21:12] Koyomi
    Then, one thing before bed...
[21:15] Koyomi
    Is there any way to transfer
    her illness to me?
[21:19] Koyomi
    It's more of a supernatural poison
    than an illness.
[21:22] Koyomi
    And it was given to her deliberately.
[21:25] Koyomi
    So wouldn't it be possible for
    her to give it to me?
[21:30] Kiss-Shot
    So you're saying you'll take her illness?
[21:35] Kiss-Shot
    There is a way.
[21:36] Kiss-Shot
    But honestly, I can't recommend it.
[21:41] Kiss-Shot
    Or it would be more accurate to say
[21:42] Kiss-Shot
    I certainly wouldn't prefer it.
[21:45] Koyomi
    I understand there's a risk.
[21:46] Kiss-Shot
    I don't know if "risk" is the right word.
[21:49] Kiss-Shot
    Well, I suppose it's an urban legend.
[21:52] Kiss-Shot
    I think the kid used totally different
    words to describe it.
[21:56] Koyomi
    What?
[21:57] Koyomi
    That's pretty vague.
    And not like you at all.
[22:01] Kiss-Shot
    Well, I don't know...
[22:02] Kiss-Shot
    Whether it's something that would
    be allowed, I couldn't say.
[22:06] Koyomi
    I don't know what you're talking about,
[22:08] Koyomi
    but of course it would.
[22:10] Koyomi
    If there's any way to alleviate her suffering,
[22:12] Koyomi
    we should take it.
[22:14] Kiss-Shot
    Very true.
[22:17] Kiss-Shot
    Do what you will.
[22:21] Karen
    Nii-chan,
[22:23] Karen
    I don't know if you went to
    the bathroom or what,
[22:25] Karen
    but you should have at least dressed me first.
[22:29] Koyomi
    Karen-chan.
[22:34] Koyomi
    I'm going to kiss you now.