E3 - Karen Bee, Part Three Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Araragi     It's starting to look a little better. [00:06] Araragi     Want to take a break? [00:08] Kanbaru     Yeah, let's! [00:10] Kanbaru     Your cleaning skills are amazing. [00:14] Kanbaru     Perhaps I make my room messy [00:17] Kanbaru     just so I can see your skill. [00:19] Araragi     That'd be a pain, so cut it out. [00:21] Kanbaru     You'll make a great wife. [00:23] Araragi     I don't want to be a wife! [00:25] Kanbaru     I'd almost want you as my wife... [00:27] Araragi     No, [00:28] Araragi     I wouldn't want you for a husband. [00:30] Kanbaru     Then you'll marry me? [00:32] Araragi     If our positions were reversed. [00:34] Araragi     But either way, Senjougahara would kill you. [00:37] Araragi     Well, she'd probably kill me, too. [00:40] Kanbaru     But you know, Araragi-sempai... [00:42] Kanbaru     You and Senjougahara-sempai [00:43] Kanbaru     make a good couple. [00:47] Kanbaru     However, [00:48] Kanbaru     I think you'll end up marrying     Hanekawa-sempai. [00:51] Araragi     Don't say that! [00:53] Kanbaru     And you'll have me for a lover, SIGN    Koyomi Tsubasa SIGN    Suruga SIGN    Nadeko [00:55] Kanbaru     and maybe Sengoku-chan as your #3? SIGN    Koyomi Suruga [00:57] Araragi     Following that logic, SIGN    Nadeko SIGN    Tsubasa SIGN    Mayoi [00:59] Araragi     I'm really in love with Hachikuji. [01:00] Araragi     Th-That isn't true... [01:02] Araragi     I'm marrying Senjougahara someday. SIGN    Cold Sweat [01:07] Kanbaru     I don't know what to say [01:10] Kanbaru     about your dream proposal. [01:13] Kanbaru     But still, Araragi-sempai, [01:15] Kanbaru     if I really pursued you, you couldn't refuse. [01:19] Araragi     T-To marry? [01:21] Kanbaru     Nope. [01:23] Kanbaru     To be your mistress! [01:25] Araragi     I would refuse! [01:28] Kanbaru     It's easy for girls to [01:30] Kanbaru     take advantage of your kindness,     so be careful. [01:33] Kanbaru     That's what I mean. [01:34] Kanbaru     For now, that's all it is. [01:37] Kanbaru     I like our current relationship. [01:39] Kanbaru     I wouldn't do anything to endanger it. [01:41] Kanbaru     But should you ever do anything to     hurt Senjougahara-sempai, [01:46] Kanbaru     I'm certain I would... [01:51] Araragi     Actually, if I married Hanekawa, [01:55] Araragi     wouldn't Senjougahara kill her, too? [01:58] Araragi     I wouldn't want that. [02:00] Araragi     Didn't I tell you? [02:01] Araragi     I'm more grateful to Hanekawa     than to anyone else. [02:04] Kanbaru     Well... [02:06] Kanbaru     Hanekawa-sempai... [02:08] Kanbaru     Hanekawa-sempai and     Senjougahara-sempai... [02:12] Kanbaru     Well, I don't think you should     worry about that relationship. [02:15] Araragi     What? [02:16] Kanbaru     They have their own little world, you know. [02:21] Kanbaru     I'm not terribly pleased about it. [02:24] Kanbaru     But since those two are happy with it, [02:26] Kanbaru     it isn't my place to say anything. [02:31] Araragi     Oh, Kanbaru... [02:33] Araragi     Wanna play this, while we take a break? [02:35] Kanbaru     Oh, Hanafuda! SIGN    Shishinden [02:37] Kanbaru     I forgot I had that. [02:39] Kanbaru     But I don't know the rules. [02:41] Kanbaru     I just bought it on a whim,     at a department store. [02:44] Araragi     Oh, I see... [02:46] Araragi     Then we can't play. [02:47] Kanbaru     No, that's not true, Araragi-sempai. [02:50] Kanbaru     If you teach me, I can play! [02:52] Kanbaru     It may surprise you, [02:54] Kanbaru     but I'm good at learning     the rules to games. [02:59] Kanbaru     What's wrong, Araragi-sempai? [03:01] Kanbaru     This round, you're the parent. [03:03] Araragi     Sorry... [03:04] Araragi     I've got a four-hand. [03:05] Araragi     That's six points. SIGN    Koyomi Suruga [03:09] Araragi     So, yeah... [03:11] Araragi     That was a rare hand, so let's end it here. [03:13] Kanbaru     Wait! Grr... [03:15] Kanbaru     We still have one match left. [03:17] Araragi     Don't get so mad... [03:19] Araragi     Bracelet! Bracelet! [03:21] Araragi     It's just a game. [03:22] Kanbaru     How can you win without     even taking it seriously?! [03:25] Araragi     But I am winning. [03:28] Araragi     It's just a game. [03:30] Araragi     You should enjoy it... [03:32] Araragi     For example, look at Sengoku. [03:34] Araragi     She taught me something called "Twister." [03:37] Araragi     She lost to a total newbie like me, [03:39] Araragi     but she still seemed really happy. [03:41] Kanbaru     Araragi-sempai, [03:42] Kanbaru     it seems you've not yet recognized [03:45] Kanbaru     the true final boss's existence. [03:47] Araragi     What are you talking about? [03:49] Kanbaru     Nothing. [03:50] Kanbaru     It's not for me to say anything. [04:00] Araragi     Kanbaru? [04:01] Kanbaru     What is it, Araragi-sempai? [04:03] Araragi     We should decide a punishment game first. [04:05] Kanbaru     You're certainly in a hurry. [04:06] Kanbaru     And I intend to ask for a sexual pact... [04:09] Kanbaru     I mean, sexual act. [04:12] Araragi     I see. [04:12] Araragi     You can order me to die, if you want. [04:14] Araragi     Never, ever, start gambling! SIGN    Episode 3: Karen Bee, Part 3 [05:53] Araragi     I asked Kanbaru about something     I'd been wondering... [05:57] Araragi     What she tells her family [05:59] Araragi     about her left arm. [06:02] Kanbaru     I tell them it's injured. [06:04] Kanbaru     I don't think it's something     I could really explain. [06:08] Araragi     But does that work? [06:10] Araragi     Unlike my vampirism, [06:12] Araragi     your left arm is something they can see. [06:16] Kanbaru     Well, my grandma and grandpa [06:19] Kanbaru     do worry about me, naturally. [06:22] Kanbaru     But despite everything,     what happened with [06:25] Kanbaru     my mother puts a wall      between me and them. [06:27] Kanbaru     So they never ask anything [06:31] Kanbaru     I wouldn't want them to ask. [06:37] Kanbaru     Either way, I only have to tolerate it [06:39] Kanbaru     for a few more years. [06:53] Kaiki     Are you a child from this household? [06:55] Araragi     No... [06:58] Araragi     Actually, I'm not. [07:03] Kaiki     I apologize. [07:05] Kaiki     I haven't introduced myself. [07:07] Kaiki     The caution you've shown a total stranger     is extremely appropriate. [07:11] Kaiki     Treasure it. [07:14] Kaiki     My name is Kaiki. [07:16] Araragi     Kaiki? [07:17] Kaiki     Yes. [07:18] Kaiki     "Kai," like a mound of clamshells. [07:19] Kaiki     "Ki," like a dead tree. [07:23] Araragi     My name is Araragi. [07:26] Araragi     The kanji are, uh... [07:27] Kaiki     No need to explain. [07:30] Kaiki     It's a name I just heard said. [07:37] Kaiki     But I suppose if I'm a dead tree, [07:40] Kaiki     you must be a sapling. [07:44] Araragi     Well, if you need something     at Kanbaru's place... [07:49] Kaiki     You're polite, for a child these days. [07:53] Kaiki     And kind, too. Interesting. [07:57] Kaiki     But your kindness is wasted on me. [08:01] Kaiki     And I've no particular business     with this household. [08:04] Kaiki     However... [08:06] Kaiki     I'd heard that the Gaen child lived here. [08:12] Kaiki     I haven't anything to do here,     but I thought I might take a look. [08:15] Kaiki     That's all. [08:17] Araragi     Gaen? [08:18] Araragi     Isn't that the maiden name     of Kanbaru's mother? [08:21] Araragi     Then her child would be Kanbaru Suruga? [08:28] Kaiki     But I've wasted my time. [08:31] Kaiki     I hardly feel any aura at all. [08:33] Kaiki     One-third, I'd say... [08:36] Kaiki     It won't cause problems if I ignore it. [08:39] Kaiki     No, I have no choice but to ignore it. [08:41] Kaiki     Unfortunately, there's no money to be made. [08:46] Kaiki     The lesson for me here is that [08:50] Kaiki     even if the truth is as one suspects, [08:53] Kaiki     it may still be worthless. [09:02] Araragi     Um... [09:09] Araragi     No... [09:10] Araragi     He's totally different from     that slacker, Oshino. [09:14] Araragi     He was more like Guillotine Cutter. [09:18] Araragi     Well, both Oshino and Guillotine Cutter [09:21] Araragi     were totally different types, but... [09:26] Araragi     I'll follow him. [09:34] Araragi     Maybe it's intuition, [09:36] Araragi     but I have a feeling that it's a bad     idea to get involved with him. [09:40] Araragi     Those strange, depressing funeral clothes. [09:43] Araragi     But there was something far beyond that... [09:46] Araragi     Something ominous. [09:48] Araragi     Ominous... [09:49] Araragi     And threatening. SIGN    A Threat [10:01] Araragi     Hey! Senjougahara! [10:09] Araragi     Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! [10:14] Araragi     Don't do things that will seriously depress me! SIGN    No Entry [10:22] Araragi     Hey, Senjougahara. [10:25] Senjougahara     I don't know any boy who'd     neglect his studies, [10:29] Senjougahara     to wander around here. [10:30] Araragi     Well... Y-You've misunderstood. [10:34] Senjougahara     Silence. I most certainly have not. [10:37] Senjougahara     Running from my tutelage is one thing,     but to run from Hanekawa-san's, [10:41] Senjougahara     you must be a true coward. [10:43] Senjougahara     I'm disappointed in you. [10:44] Araragi     No, no. [10:45] Araragi     Hanekawa's busy today,     and couldn't make it. [10:48] Senjougahara     I'm tired of excuses, incompetent fool. [10:51] Senjougahara     In the end, you're all talk, Araragi-kun. [10:55] Senjougahara     The fact that a man like you won my heart [10:58] Senjougahara     will shame me for the rest of my life. [11:00] Araragi     You say things that would drive     any other man to suicide, [11:03] Araragi     all like it's nothing, you know? [11:05] Senjougahara     Insect. [11:15] Araragi     Gahara-san! Gahara-san! [11:16] Senjougahara     What is it, Churaragi-kun. [11:18] Araragi     Don't say my name like an obscure     regional Okinawa word! [11:21] Araragi     My name is Araragi! [11:23] Araragi     And that's Hachikuji's gag! [11:26] Senjougahara     Sorry! I bit my tongue. [11:27] Araragi     No, you did it deliberately. [11:29] Senjougahara     I bit my tongue, and you can die. [11:30] Araragi     She really did do it deliberately! [11:32] Senjougahara     Don't get the wrong idea. [11:33] Senjougahara     I actually hate human garbage like you. [11:38] Araragi     Are you just taking advantage     of your tsundere status [11:41] Araragi     to say what you really think?! [11:43] Senjougahara     But they say a woman's better off [11:46] Senjougahara     with an unloved man,     versus a man who loves. [11:49] Araragi     That isn't quite right! SIGN    An Unloved Man [11:50] Senjougahara     It's a joke. [11:52] Senjougahara     Everyone loves you,     and you're super-popular. SIGN    Watch your head. SIGN    Danger Zone SIGN    Danger [12:05] Senjougahara     Stare. [12:06] Senjougahara     Three. Or maybe it's five? [12:09] Araragi     Wh-What's that? [12:11] Senjougahara     The number of girls you've     played with today. SIGN    One SIGN    Two SIGN    Three SIGN    Four SIGN    Five [12:19] Senjougahara     Six, to be completely accurate. SIGN    Six SIGN    Grandma [12:23] Senjougahara     So, with that in the open, SIGN    Danger Zone SIGN    Danger [12:26] Senjougahara     everyone loves you,     and you're super-popular. [12:35] Senjougahara     Don't worry, Araragi-san. SIGN    Danger Zone SIGN    Danger [12:38] Senjougahara     I may not seem it, [12:39] Senjougahara     but I'm quite tolerant regarding adultery. [12:42] Araragi     I'm not committing adultery. [12:43] Araragi     I'm not even engaging in the "adult" part. [12:46] Senjougahara     So regardless of what you play, with whom, [12:49] Senjougahara     that is your choice. [12:52] Senjougahara     But if any of it ever gets the     slightest bit serious, [12:55] Senjougahara     I'll kill you. SIGN    Danger Zone SIGN    Danger [12:59] Senjougahara     Don't worry. [13:00] Senjougahara     I won't let you die alone. [13:03] Senjougahara     I'll send the other woman     right after you. [13:06] Araragi     Why don't you just die, too? [13:07] Senjougahara     Then I'll send Kanbaru,     so you don't get lonely! [13:11] Araragi     What do you think Kanbaru is? [13:13] Senjougahara     An underclassman I can     use however I like. [13:14] Araragi     A cruel definition,     stated without hesitation! [13:16] Senjougahara     A joke. [13:17] Senjougahara     Kanbaru is a cute little underclassman. [13:19] Senjougahara     And I don't believe in life     after death at all. [13:24] Araragi     I see... [13:26] Senjougahara     I just wanted you to understand that [13:29] Senjougahara     this is what it means to date me. [13:33] Araragi     I get it. [13:34] Araragi     I wouldn't cheat, anyway. [13:36] Senjougahara     Okay. [13:38] Senjougahara     Very well, then. [13:39] Senjougahara     As long as you don't forget     to whom you belong, [13:43] Senjougahara     that's fine. [13:45] Senjougahara     I put a decent amount of effort     into being your woman. [13:50] Senjougahara     If possible, I'd like you to do the same. [13:54] Araragi     Effort, huh? [13:56] Araragi     I am... [13:57] Araragi     I've never forgotten to whom I belong. [14:00] Senjougahara     I see... [14:04] Senjougahara     By the way, Araragi-kun, SIGN    Danger Zone [14:05] Senjougahara     that said, I'd like to be certain     that you know this... [14:11] Senjougahara     Speaking as a girlfriend,     it's actually quite wonderful [14:15] Senjougahara     to have such a popular boyfriend. [14:17] Araragi     Too close to what she's really thinking! [14:21] Araragi     Are you going somewhere? [14:23] Senjougahara     I finished my shopping, and I'm heading home. [14:26] Senjougahara     Speaking of which, what are     you doing out here? [14:29] Senjougahara     This isn't your normal territory. [14:31] Araragi     Can't you tell? [14:33] Senjougahara     Unfortunately, I've never studied the     actions of microscopic organisms. [14:38] Senjougahara     But if I had to guess regardless,     given what I know about you, [14:41] Senjougahara     I'd say you're returning from     some misdemeanor. [14:44] Araragi     Do you think I just go out      and commit misdemeanors? [14:47] Araragi     I'm on my way back from Kanbaru's. [14:50] Senjougahara     I see. [14:50] Senjougahara     You were committing     misdemeanors at Kanbaru's. [14:52] Araragi     I was not! [14:53] Senjougahara     Oh? [14:54] Senjougahara     I thought you saw Kanbaru naked. [14:57] Araragi     I... I did not! [14:58] Araragi     At least, not from the front. [15:01] Araragi     I simply thought a minor detail     like that wasn't worth sharing. [15:05] Araragi     Come to think of it, [15:07] Araragi     I saw a weird guy in front     of Kanbaru's house. [15:09] Senjougahara     Oh? [15:10] Senjougahara     When did they hang a mirror     in front of Kanbaru's house? [15:13] Araragi     He was strange... [15:15] Araragi     Kind of ill-omened. [15:18] Senjougahara     Ill-omened? [15:19] Araragi     His name was... [15:22] Araragi     Kaiki? [15:24] Araragi     Was that it? SIGN    Black Scene SIGN    Five SIGN    Four SIGN    Three SIGN    Two SIGN    One SIGN    7/30 Early Morning [15:40] Araragi     Do you know this Kaiki guy? [15:53] Senjougahara     I'd prefer that you not ask. [15:56] Araragi     If I shouldn't, then I won't. [15:58] Araragi     But that isn't really the case, is it? [16:00] Araragi     If you have to do all this... [16:04] Araragi     It was just to protect me. [16:05] Araragi     Senjougahara kidnapped me [16:08] Araragi     in order to protect me. [16:14] Araragi     For you to go to these lengths, [16:16] Araragi     it must be a big deal. [16:17] Senjougahara     You think so? [16:18] Senjougahara     Personally, I'd say that it's likely [16:21] Senjougahara     that I'd kidnap you, with even     the slightest of pretexts. [16:25] Araragi     Yeah... [16:31] Senjougahara     Kaiki Deishuu. [16:34] Senjougahara     That's his name. [16:36] Senjougahara     Kaiki is an uncommon name. [16:38] Senjougahara     And if you saw him and "ill-omened"     sprang to mind, that's him. [16:41] Senjougahara     I know no other man who suits [16:43] Senjougahara     that term so well. [16:46] Senjougahara     Yes, [16:47] Senjougahara     just as you know nothing at all... [16:51] Senjougahara     I hadn't imagined he'd     return to this town... [16:54] Senjougahara     Surprising, inexplicable... [16:56] Senjougahara     Honestly, I didn't expect it in the slightest. [16:58] Araragi     What's he like? [17:00] Araragi     It's unusual for you to have such antipathy [17:02] Senjougahara     for someone. [17:05] Senjougahara     Kaiki is a fraud. [17:09] Senjougahara     You and Oshino-san solved my problem, [17:13] Senjougahara     if you recall? [17:18] Araragi     Yeah. [17:19] Senjougahara     And did I not tell you? [17:21] Senjougahara     How, before you introduced     me to Oshino-san, [17:24] Senjougahara     I met with five con men. SIGN    Three Four Two One Five [17:28] Senjougahara     Kaiki was one of them. [17:30] Senjougahara     The first. [17:32] Araragi     I understand. [17:33] Araragi     His feel was akin to that of Oshino     and Guillotine Cutter. [17:37] Araragi     Those two are similar by virtue of their     expertise in the supernatural. [17:41] Araragi     And Kaiki... [17:42] Araragi     Kaiki Deishuu is just like them. [17:46] Araragi     Regardless of whether he's     for real or a fake... [17:49] Senjougahara     He's a fake, [17:50] Senjougahara     but he's a master con man. [17:53] Senjougahara     My entire family and I have     suffered greatly at his hands. [17:57] Senjougahara     He did a few tricks, took our money, [18:00] Senjougahara     and vanished without helping at all. [18:03] Senjougahara     But that's a minor issue. [18:07] Araragi     So, what isn't minor? [18:10] Senjougahara     I do not [18:11] Senjougahara     want you involved with him. [18:15] Senjougahara     That's all. [18:17] Senjougahara     I will no longer relinquish that     which is important to me. [18:20] Senjougahara     I won't lose anything else. [18:21] Senjougahara     Therefore, [18:23] Senjougahara     I am going to protect you, Araragi-kun. [18:31] Araragi     Is this Kaiki that much of a problem? [18:35] Araragi     Why do you want me to keep away? [18:37] Senjougahara     Hmm... [18:38] Senjougahara     He's too much for a man     of justice like yourself. [18:41] Araragi     A man of justice? [18:43] Araragi     I'm not one of the Fire Sisters. [18:45] Senjougahara     Until I know at least what he's after, [18:49] Senjougahara     why he's returned, [18:52] Senjougahara     I'd like you to please remain here. [18:57] Senjougahara     No. [18:58] Senjougahara     Even if he isn't here for any specific reason, [19:01] Senjougahara     I'd like you to stay here until he leaves. [19:05] Araragi     What if he moves here? [19:09] Senjougahara     If he moves here... [19:12] Senjougahara     Then you'll have to spend the rest     of your life in this room. [19:14] Araragi     Hey, Gahara-san! [19:15] Senjougahara     Or... [19:17] Senjougahara     I could kill Kaiki. [19:18] Araragi     Wait. [19:19] Senjougahara     I know. I'll go "click" on him. [19:22] Araragi     "Click"? [19:23] Araragi     Cute sounds do not make it okay! SIGN    Not Okay [19:25] Araragi     And it isn't okay! [19:26] Araragi     Anyway, what is this Kaiki guy... [19:31] Araragi     Can I look at that? [19:45] Araragi     Wait, you're groping around too much! [19:47] Araragi     Where are you touching me? [19:49] Senjougahara     It's hard to reach, deep in your pocket. [19:51] Araragi     My pockets aren't that deep. [19:53] Senjougahara     I see. [19:54] Senjougahara     Neither your life nor your pockets     are that deep, right? [19:56] Senjougahara     Do you have to hurt me,     to find my cell phone? SIGN    From: Younger Little Sister Subject: Help Me [20:12] Senjougahara     Araragi-kun? [20:18] Senjougahara     Where are you going? [20:21] Araragi     I've got somewhere to be. [20:23] Araragi     That's enough playing around. [20:24] Araragi     Sorry, but I'm going home. [20:26] Senjougahara     Do you think you can? [20:28] Araragi     I do. It's my home. [20:30] Araragi     And my family. SIGN    Koyomi Voice /Dialogue [20:32] Senjougahara     Just so we're clear, [20:34] Senjougahara     I'm not such a coward that I'd hesitate     because I'm facing a vampire. [20:38] Senjougahara     Nor kind enough to hesitate     because I'm facing my lover. [20:42] Araragi     I know that. [20:45] Araragi     It's why I like you. [20:48] Senjougahara     If you want to get past me,     you'll have to defeat me. [20:52] Senjougahara     Can you do that? [20:54] Araragi     I can. [20:55] Araragi     Those lines don't work     unless they're said together. [20:58] Araragi     Just as you claim to wish to protect me, [21:01] Araragi     I have something I want to protect. [21:03] Senjougahara     Do you expect those words     to convince me? [21:06] Araragi     They don't need to, right? [21:08] Senjougahara     I don't know about that. [21:10] Senjougahara     I'd prefer that you not consider me to be     the understanding type of woman. [21:14] Araragi     But, Senjougahara... [21:16] Araragi     Then when you fell in love,     what did you like about me? [21:19] Araragi     Can you boldly claim to love me,     even if I do nothing here? [21:22] Senjougahara     Oh, no. [21:24] Senjougahara     That's really cool. [21:25] Senjougahara     If I were a man, I'd love you. [21:28] Araragi     Stay a woman, and love me anyway! [21:30] Senjougahara     I do. [21:37] Senjougahara     Hello? [21:39] Senjougahara     I'm busy right now. [21:43] Senjougahara     N-No... [21:46] Senjougahara     That's a misunderstanding... [21:47] Senjougahara     I never said a word about that. [21:50] Senjougahara     Wait a second... [21:51] Senjougahara     You don't have to do that. [21:53] Senjougahara     That wasn't the deal. [21:54] Senjougahara     Stop, please... [21:55] Senjougahara     Give me some time. [21:59] Senjougahara     All right. [22:01] Senjougahara     I'll do everything you say. [22:10] Senjougahara     You can go home, Araragi-kun. [22:14] Senjougahara     Are you sure? [22:16] Senjougahara     I'm sure. [22:17] Senjougahara     A-And Araragi-kun... [22:19] Senjougahara     Well, you know... [22:23] Senjougahara     I'm s-sorr... I'm sorry... [22:30] Senjougahara     Hey, Gahara-san? [22:32] Senjougahara     Who were you talking to, by the way? SIGN    White Scene [22:37] Senjougahara     To be continued. [22:38] Senjougahara     Hanekawa-san. SIGN