E11 - Tsukihi Phoenix, Part Four

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[00:02] Suruga
    The Dying Bird...
[00:03] Suruga
    A type of supernatural cuckoo.
[00:06] Suruga
    The cuckoo from the poem:
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    "I see green leaves and hear
    the mountain cuckoo's cry,
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    as I eat the first tuna of the year."
[00:12] Suruga
    They lied when they said it was a phoenix.
[00:16] Suruga
    This bird habitually plants its
    eggs in other birds' nests.
[00:20] Suruga
    It waits for the mother bird of
    another species to leave,
[00:24] Suruga
    and then pushes those eggs out
    of the nest, onto the ground.
[00:27] Suruga
    Then it lays its own eggs,
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    for the mother bird to warm and hatch.
[00:36] Suruga
    The supernatural cuckoo,
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    the Dying Bird, exhibits the same behavior.
[00:42] Suruga
    It does the same thing.
[00:44] Suruga
    It plants its egg in a human nest.
[00:47] Suruga
    Inside the womb of a pregnant mother,
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    it reincarnates itself like a phoenix,
    the immortal bird.
[00:54] Suruga
    The common legend of the phoenix
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    describes the bird, at its life's end,
[01:00] Suruga
    throwing itself into the flames,
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    so it can be reborn.
[01:09] Suruga
    In this case, the flame is a human mother.
[01:13] Suruga
    To be precise, the Dying Bird's victim
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    is not your sister,
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    but is, instead, your mother.
[01:22] Suruga
    Over ten years ago,
[01:25] Suruga
    your mother carried a monster in her womb.
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[01:29] Koyomi
    And a year later, Araragi Tsukihi was born.
[01:34] Koyomi
    The Dying Bird was reborn.
[01:37] Suruga
    In the larger scheme, it's a harmless creature.
[01:41] Suruga
    It never hurts anyone.
[01:43] Suruga
    But it is a fake.
[01:46] Suruga
    And it is immortal.
[01:50] Suruga
    Any wound heals instantly.
[01:52] Suruga
    Any illness vanishes.
[01:54] Suruga
    It lives out its lifespan.
[01:56] Suruga
    And then it dies, and is reborn.
[01:59] Suruga
    It has repeated this cycle up to the modern era.
[02:03] Suruga
    Just like a cuckoo...
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[02:11] Karen
    Nii-chan, what is this?!
[02:12] Karen
    What happened?
[02:13] Karen
    An artillery strike?
[02:14] Karen
    Have syndicate pursuit teams
    fired a cannon at us?
[02:17] Koyomi
    Honestly, well...
[02:19] Koyomi
    I don't know.
[02:21] Koyomi
    I went to Mister Donuts, to take a study break,
[02:23] Koyomi
    and when I returned, it was like this.
[02:26] Koyomi
    Maybe a dump truck hit the house,
    before driving off.
[02:31] Karen
    So you've been standing guard...
[02:34] Karen
    Thanks!
[02:35] Karen
    But you haven't gotten to study
    at all today, have you?
[02:39] Koyomi
    I guess not.
[02:40] Karen
    Okay, Nii-chan, I'll take over!
[02:42] Karen
    Now it's my turn.
[02:44] Karen
    Until Mom and Dad get home,
[02:46] Karen
    I shall be Cerberus, Guardian of Hell.
[02:49] Karen
    So get back to your room and study.
[02:55] Karen
    By the way, where's Tsukihi-chan?
[02:58] Koyomi
    I think she was on the second floor
    when it happened.
[03:01] Koyomi
    She watched the front until I returned.
[03:04] Koyomi
    But since she was here when it happened,
[03:07] Koyomi
    it was a big shock.
[03:09] Koyomi
    She's out cold on the second floor.
[03:11] Karen
    Yeah...
[03:12] Karen
    She actually gets rattled pretty easily...
[03:17] Koyomi
    I'm sure you have things you'd like to ask her,
[03:19] Koyomi
    but she really is fast asleep.
[03:21] Koyomi
    Let her rest for a while.
[03:22] Karen
    Aye aye!
[03:25] Koyomi
    Karen-chan?
[03:27] Karen
    What is it, Nii-chan?
[03:28] Koyomi
    Would you be able to die for me?
[03:32] Karen
    Sure.
[03:33] Karen
    Why?
[03:35] Koyomi
    Then, could you die for Tsukihi-chan?
[03:38] Karen
    I could.
[03:40] Karen
    With a smile on my face.
[03:42] Karen
    She's my little sister.
[03:44] Karen
    Of course I could.
[03:47] Koyomi
    Yeah, of course.
[03:49] Koyomi
    And I'd die for you, too.
[03:53] Koyomi
    Again and again,
[03:55] Koyomi
    like some immortal Dracula.
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[03:57] Koyomi
    I'd die every day until I was dead.
[04:06] Koyomi
    Immortal, huh?
[04:08] Koyomi
    Not a vampire,
[04:10] Koyomi
    but a phoenix, huh?
[04:12] Koyomi
    It's all so sudden...
[04:14] Koyomi
    I can't keep up with everything.
[04:23] Koyomi
    Hey.
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[04:27] Tsukihi
    What are you doing?!
[04:35] Tsukihi
    I can't believe it...
[04:36] Tsukihi
    This can't be happening!
[04:38] Tsukihi
    My first kiss...
[04:39] Tsukihi
    I was going to give it to Rosokuzawa!
[04:49] Tsukihi
    What's so funny?!
[04:51] Koyomi
    Nothing...
[04:52] Koyomi
    I was just thinking that I felt
    nothing when I kissed you.
[04:56] Koyomi
    It wasn't exciting, and I didn't enjoy it.
[05:00] Koyomi
    You really are my sister.
[05:03] Koyomi
    Tsukihi-chan, did you know
[05:05] Koyomi
    that there was a time when
    I wasn't your brother?
[05:10] Tsukihi
    What are you talking about?
[05:11] Koyomi
    There was a time when I wasn't
    Karen-chan's brother, either.
[05:14] Koyomi
    For the first three years of
    my life, I was an only child.
[05:18] Koyomi
    And the year after that, I only had one sister.
[05:22] Koyomi
    It was four years before I finally
    became your brother.
[05:26] Tsukihi
    Well, yeah...
[05:27] Koyomi
    But, Tsukihi-chan...
[05:30] Koyomi
    Araragi Tsukihi has always
    been my little sister.
[05:34] Koyomi
    My little sister, as well as
    Karen-chan's little sister.
[05:37] Koyomi
    That has never been untrue.
[05:42] Koyomi
    Don't count my kiss...
[05:44] Koyomi
    That's how family works.
[05:46] Koyomi
    For example, when we were little,
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    how many times did we say we
    were gonna get married?
[05:51] Koyomi
    I couldn't tell you.
[05:53] Koyomi
    Of course, I would've married you both.
[05:55] Tsukihi
    Stupid.
[05:56] Tsukihi
    You think you can fool me
    by bringing up the past?
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[06:00] Tsukihi
    I'm platinum mad...
[06:05] Tsukihi
    Hey, Karen-chan.
[06:07] Tsukihi
    I'm going out for a bit.
[06:09] Karen
    Okay, bye.
[06:11] Koyomi
    While I'm gone, keep an eye out.
[06:13] Koyomi
    No one gets in.
[06:15] Karen
    Leave it to me.
[06:16] Karen
    Karen-chan does whatever her brother says.
[06:29] Suruga
    You're going, my master?
[06:33] Koyomi
    Yes, I am.
[06:34] Suruga
    Where? To do what?
[06:36] Koyomi
    To them. To fight.
[06:38] Suruga
    Why?
[06:40] Koyomi
    For my sister.
[06:41] Suruga
    What will that gain you?
[06:44] Koyomi
    Nothing at all.
[06:46] Koyomi
    I'll only waste some time.
[06:49] Suruga
    I see...
[06:50] Suruga
    Tsukihi, was it?
[06:53] Suruga
    Your miniscule sister.
[06:56] Koyomi
    Yeah...
[06:58] Koyomi
    What? You learned her name?
[07:01] Koyomi
    It's rare for you to learn a human's name.
[07:04] Suruga
    After hearing you scream it so many times...
[07:07] Suruga
    And it's a good name.
[07:09] Koyomi
    A good name?
[07:11] Koyomi
    Is it?
[07:12] Suruga
    I like the "tsuki," from "moon," part.
[07:14] Suruga
    The sun is my enemy,
[07:16] Suruga
    but the moon has been quite good to me.
[07:19] Suruga
    And so,
[07:20] Suruga
    perhaps I shall repay it.
[07:25] Koyomi
    Okay.
[07:27] Koyomi
    Thanks.
[07:29] Suruga
    No need for thanks...
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[08:01] Yozuru
    Uninvited company...
[08:04] Yozuru
    Oshino-kun would say "Oh, you're late.
[08:08] Yozuru
    I've been waiting for you."
[08:11] Yozuru
    But I'm not that friendly.
[08:16] Koyomi
    Oshino...
[08:18] Koyomi
    Oshino was never so violent.
[08:25] Yozuru
    I'm sure that's true!
[08:25] Yozuru
    That's how he was...
[08:27] Yozuru
    That's how it is with him.
[08:29] Yozuru
    So what do we do?
[08:32] Yozuru
    An outright brawl is fine with us.
[08:35] Yozuru
    It's simple.
[08:37] Yozuru
    We're all about violence.
[08:39] Yozuru
    And thankfully, both of our teams
    include a human and a monster.
[08:42] Yozuru
    You and me.
[08:44] Yozuru
    And the former Heart-under-blade-chan; Yotsugi-chan.
[08:47] Yozuru
    How does that sound?
[08:52] Yozuru
    Not happy?
[08:53] Yozuru
    Then, I can take the former Heart-under-blade,
[08:56] ---
    and you can have Yotsugi.
[08:59] Yozuru
    She's the one who attacked
    your sister, fake or not.
[09:05] Koyomi
    No,
[09:05] Koyomi
    the first pairing is better.
[09:08] Shinobu
    Excellent.
[09:09] Shinobu
    Then, girl,
[09:10] Shinobu
    come downstairs.
[09:12] Shinobu
    There's a perfect room on the
    second floor for us to fight in.
[09:15] Shinobu
    We can enjoy ourselves there.
[09:18] Shinobu
    I'll show you the difference that
    years of experience make.
[09:22] Yotsugi
    Sure, that's fine.
[09:24] Yotsugi
    Even after powering up,
    you're still weaker than I am.
[09:28] Yotsugi
    Respect for the Elderly Day is
    still a month from now.
[09:31] Yotsugi
    But if you're willing to force
[09:33] ---
    that tired old body to show me the
    difference of years of experience,
[09:36] Yotsugi
    I'll go with you,
[09:38] Yotsugi
    Grannie.
[09:40] Yotsugi
    I said, with a posed look.
[09:45] Suruga
    You're a minor Far Eastern youkai,
[09:47] ---
    lacking even existent texts about her.
[09:49] Suruga
    I'll see to it that you can't ever
    have a posed look again.
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[09:55] Yotsugi
    Well, I'm off to take care of
    the elderly, Onee-chan.
[10:00] Yotsugi
    I said, with a posed look.
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[10:07] Koyomi
    Kagenui-san, what's your relationship to Oshino?
[10:12] Koyomi
    You know the idiot in the
    Hawaiian shirt, Oshino Meme?
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[10:17] Yozuru
    What? Oshino-kun's still wearing those shirts?
[10:22] Yozuru
    I thought it was just some kind of trademark,
[10:24] Yozuru
    but if he's still doing it, perhaps
    there's a deeper reason...
[10:29] Yozuru
    Well, it's nothing really.
[10:33] Yozuru
    Just an old friend.
[10:35] Yozuru
    Oshino-kun, Kaiki-kun, and I
[10:37] Yozuru
    were all university classmates.
[10:41] Koyomi
    Oshino, okay...
[10:43] Koyomi
    But Kaiki?
[10:44] Koyomi
    Kaiki?
[10:44] Koyomi
    Did she say Kaiki?
[10:46] Koyomi
    Kaiki...
[10:47] Koyomi
    You mean Kaiki Deishuu?
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[10:49] Yozuru
    That's right. Kaiki-kun...
[10:51] Yozuru
    We shared a major, and he was in my club.
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[10:53] Yozuru
    We used to play four-person shogi
    with another upperclassman.
[10:58] Koyomi
    Was it the shogi research club?
[11:01] Yozuru
    No, the occult research club.
[11:03] Yozuru
    Actually, it was Kaiki-kun who
    was kind enough to tell us
[11:08] Yozuru
    about your sister.
[11:16] Koyomi
    Kaiki!
[11:18] Koyomi
    So this was all your fault?
[11:20] Koyomi
    It was all your doing?!
[11:26] Koyomi
    Kagenui-san.
[11:27] Koyomi
    I'm on my sister's side in this.
[11:30] Yozuru
    Your sister is a fake.
[11:33] Yozuru
    She isn't your real sister.
[11:35] Yozuru
    Even if you recognize that the sister
    you believed to be real is a fake,
[11:40] Yozuru
    can you truly love her, as you always have?
[11:44] Koyomi
    I can.
[11:45] Koyomi
    No, I'll love her even more.
[11:48] Koyomi
    Isn't it hot,
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[11:50] Koyomi
    having a sister who isn't your real sister?!
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[11:57] Yozuru
    I understand your feelings.
[11:59] Yozuru
    And I suppose I must respect them.
[12:02] Yozuru
    But from the perspective of a good guy like me...
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[12:06] Yozuru
    Nothing I say will change your mind.
[12:09] Yozuru
    I've given up trying to convince you.
[12:12] Yozuru
    I'm different from Oshino-kun
    and Kaiki-kun, after all.
[12:16] Yozuru
    I can only speak with my fists.
[12:18] Yozuru
    But... But...
[12:20] Yozuru
    I wonder.
[12:22] Yozuru
    Even if you're all right with it...
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[12:38] Yozuru
    Even if you're all right with it,
[12:41] Yozuru
    how about the rest of your family?!
[12:49] Yozuru
    You were once immortal.
[12:53] Yozuru
    So perhaps you'd be fine
[12:54] Yozuru
    with a fake sister who's an immortal creature.
[12:58] Yozuru
    But how about the rest of your family?
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    Those who have nothing to do
    with the supernatural?
[13:06] Yozuru
    For example, Karen-chan, was it?
[13:08] Yozuru
    If your other sister knew her little sister
[13:10] ---
    is a supernatural creature,
[13:13] ---
    could she answer the same way?
[13:16] Yozuru
    Or your mother?
[13:17] Yozuru
    If she knew that she birthed a monster,
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    could she say the same thing as you?
[13:24] Yozuru
    What about your father?!
[13:32] Yozuru
    And what about her?
[13:35] Yozuru
    If the fake knew everything,
[13:37] Yozuru
    could she continue living
[13:39] Yozuru
    like she always has?
[13:43] Yozuru
    Everything's all right now,
    because she doesn't know.
[13:46] Yozuru
    But when she finds out,
[13:48] Yozuru
    won't she be hurt?
[13:51] Yozuru
    An immortal monster cannot
    adapt to its surroundings...
[13:55] Yozuru
    You should know that better than anyone.
[13:57] Yozuru
    Or will she try to be a hero,
    with her inhuman body?
[14:02] Yozuru
    The Fire Sisters, wasn't it?
[14:05] Yozuru
    But how proud, how cruel
[14:08] Yozuru
    could an immortal monster be toward humans?
[14:13] Yozuru
    You know that better than anyone, as well!
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[14:19] Yozuru
    Our job is to stop it before that happens.
[14:23] Yozuru
    Whatever you value...
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    What you consider right is up to you.
[14:28] Yozuru
    But don't force it onto other people!
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[14:38] Yozuru
    I'm not finished yet.
[14:42] Yozuru
    I'm starting to worry about Yotsugi, also.
[14:45] Yozuru
    Let's go take a look!
[14:55] Suruga
    What are you doing,
[14:57] Suruga
    my master?
[15:02] Yozuru
    What?
[15:03] Yozuru
    For all her big talk, this is as far as she got?
[15:06] Yozuru
    Looks like you're having a tough time, Yotsugi.
[15:10] Yotsugi
    I was preparing to stage an elaborate comeback.
[15:13] Yotsugi
    Don't worry about me when
    you don't have to, Onee-chan.
[15:17] Yotsugi
    I said, with a posed look.
[15:19] Yozuru
    Right, right.
[15:21] Yozuru
    But allow your sister to have this pleasure.
[15:25] Yozuru
    Former Heart-under-blade,
[15:27] Yozuru
    want to have a final round with me?
[15:46] Suruga
    No, I won't fight.
[15:49] Suruga
    And a final round?
[15:52] Suruga
    Don't be stupid, human.
[15:54] Suruga
    My master hasn't lost to you yet.
[15:59] Suruga
    Correct, my master?
[16:04] Koyomi
    That's right.
[16:05] Koyomi
    I haven't lost yet...
[16:09] Koyomi
    I haven't conceded to you yet.
[16:13] Koyomi
    Not to your fists or to your words.
[16:19] Koyomi
    I haven't accepted either!
[16:23] Yozuru
    Didn't you listen to me?
[16:24] Yozuru
    Whatever you value...
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    What you consider right is up to you.
[16:30] Yozuru
    But don't force those ideals onto other people.
[16:35] Koyomi
    It isn't "other people."
[16:37] Koyomi
    Not "other people."
[16:40] Koyomi
    It's my family.
[16:42] Koyomi
    I'll force my ideals on my family.
[16:46] Koyomi
    And since they're family, I'll lie to them.
[16:48] Koyomi
    I'll deceive them. I'll cause trouble for them.
[16:50] Koyomi
    I'll make them worry.
[16:52] Koyomi
    I'll owe them things...
[16:55] Koyomi
    Things I'll never be able to repay.
[16:58] Koyomi
    However, I think that's okay.
[17:02] Koyomi
    Kagenui-san...
[17:04] Koyomi
    Miss Good Guy.
[17:07] Koyomi
    If you say that being a fake is evil,
[17:10] Koyomi
    then I will shoulder the burden of that evil.
[17:13] Koyomi
    If lying is evil,
[17:16] Koyomi
    then I'm fine with being evil.
[17:18] Koyomi
    I don't need them to like me.
[17:21] Koyomi
    I'm fine with being the worst kind of person.
[17:23] Tsukihi
    Onii-chan!
[17:24] Koyomi
    As long as she calls me that,
[17:28] Koyomi
    it's enough for me...
[17:32] Yozuru
    The theory of fundamental evil?
[17:34] Yozuru
    As a high school student, you've learned
    the theory of fundamental good, right?
[17:37] Yozuru
    It was a concept developed by
    Chinese philosopher Mencius.
[17:41] Yozuru
    He said that humans are born
    fundamentally good.
[17:44] Yozuru
    That's the one.
[17:46] Koyomi
    Um...
[17:47] Yozuru
    If the theory of fundamental good is an ideal,
[17:50] Yozuru
    the theory of fundamental evil is simple realism.
[17:51] Yozuru
    Desire lies at the core of human nature.
[17:54] Yozuru
    And humans are ruled by these desires.
[17:57] Yozuru
    That was the less tactful theory of Xun Zi.
[18:00] Yozuru
    He claimed that humans are born evil.
[18:04] Koyomi
    Born
[18:06] Koyomi
    evil?
[18:07] Yozuru
    Yes.
[18:08] Yozuru
    Thus, if a person does good,
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    that is not their true self, but a lie.
[18:15] Yozuru
    That was his theory.
[18:16] Yozuru
    It would be a lie, a fake,
[18:19] Yozuru
    and due only to hypocrisy...
[18:21] Koyomi
    Hypocrisy.
[18:22] Yozuru
    Artificial. And thus,
    by definition, deliberate.
[18:25] Yozuru
    He said all good is thereby
    hypocrisy, and therefore,
[18:30] Yozuru
    it constitutes a deliberate attempt to be good.
[18:34] Yozuru
    It was a game that Kaiki-kun
    often used to discuss...
[18:38] Yozuru
    Given the real thing,
    and an indistinguishable fake,
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    which is worth more?
[18:46] Koyomi
    The real thing and a fake...
[18:49] Yozuru
    Naturally, my response was that
[18:51] Yozuru
    the real thing was worth more.
[18:54] Yozuru
    Oshino-kun asserted that they
    had equal value, though.
[18:58] Yozuru
    But here is Kaiki-kun's argument:
[19:01] Yozuru
    The fake is of far greater value.
[19:05] Yozuru
    In its deliberate attempt to be real,
[19:08] ---
    it's more real than the real thing.
[19:13] Yozuru
    Kaiki-kun's such a petty villain,
[19:16] ---
    but he does say some neat things.
[19:19] Yozuru
    I suppose you could say
[19:20] Yozuru
    that's the lesson for us here.
[19:25] Yozuru
    It took us ten years to learn, though.
[19:30] Yozuru
    We're leaving.
[19:31] Yozuru
    We lose.
[19:36] Koyomi
    U-Um, Kagenui-san?
[19:38] Yozuru
    Bored.
[19:39] Yozuru
    We're leaving.
[19:41] Yozuru
    I can't fight when I'm feeling strange like this.
[19:47] Yozuru
    Unlimited Rulebook.
[19:49] Yozuru
    You can shoot a bird, but not one that's nesting.
SIGN    Unlimited Rulebook 
    A rulebook mostly filled with exceptions.
[19:53] Yozuru
    We'll just call your little sister an exception.
[19:57] Yozuru
    In a way, you're her mentor,
    so keep a close watch over her.
[20:01] Yozuru
    Anyway, you weren't ever
[20:03] ---
    really serious about fighting us, were you?
[20:08] Koyomi
    We weren't serious?
[20:09] Yozuru
    I never sensed a desire to kill.
[20:12] Yozuru
    I don't think you were holding back.
[20:14] Yozuru
    But to be honest, it wasn't much fun for me.
[20:18] Koyomi
    If you didn't think I wanted to kill you,
[20:21] Koyomi
    that's because you treated me like
    a human being, Kagenui-san.
[20:27] Koyomi
    You said we both had a human
    and a monster, right?
[20:31] Koyomi
    Since I became this way, only Oshino
    referred to me as a human being.
[20:37] Koyomi
    So I'm the one who wasn't really into it.
[20:40] Koyomi
    I felt weird, and I didn't want to fight.
[20:43] Koyomi
    It's like when I was facing that
    old guy in the Hawaiian shirt.
[20:48] Yozuru
    I suppose I've ended up acting
    like Oshino-kun here.
[20:53] Yozuru
    I kind of regret it...
[20:56] Yozuru
    Pathetic.
[20:57] Yozuru
    So I guess I'll end this
[20:59] Yozuru
    with something Oshino-kun would never say.
[21:07] Yozuru
    Goodbye.
SIGN    Black Scene
[21:27] Tsukihi
    I was worried you were going to kiss me again,
[21:30] Tsukihi
    but I guess you weren't.
[21:33] Tsukihi
    Good morning. Welcome home.
[21:35] Tsukihi
    Where were you?
[21:36] Koyomi
    Actually, I just went out and
    fought a human like a monster,
[21:40] ---
    and a monster like a human, all for you.
[21:44] Tsukihi
    That was kind of you. Thanks.
[21:48] Tsukihi
    Don't overdo it.
[21:49] Koyomi
    Just let me. I do it because I want to.
[21:52] Tsukihi
    I know, I know.
[21:54] Tsukihi
    You love us.
[21:58] Koyomi
    Don't take it like that.
[22:00] Koyomi
    I hate you both.
[22:03] Koyomi
    Once summer break ends,
[22:06] ---
    I'll introduce you to my girlfriend.
[22:10] Tsukihi
    What, Onii-chan?
[22:11] Tsukihi
    You have a girlfriend?
[22:13] Koyomi
    Yeah, ever since May.
[22:15] Tsukihi
    I'm platinum mad!
[22:17] Koyomi
    Don't tell her anything she
    doesn't need to know.
SIGN    Black Scene
[22:21] Koyomi
    I got way more involved than usual,
[22:25] Koyomi
    but there was no point in
    staying there forever.
[22:27] Koyomi
    For now, I'll go back to my room and change.
[22:31] Koyomi
    It's gotten quite late while
    I was doing all this.
[22:36] ---
    It's time for this monster to bow out.
SIGN    To Be Continued