E10 - Tsukihi Phoenix, Part Three Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Red Scene [00:04] Shinobu     Master, [00:05] Shinobu     I have something important to discuss with you. [00:08] Shinobu     Well? [00:09] Shinobu     Do you have a moment to talk? [00:11] Koyomi     It can't be later? [00:13] Koyomi     Can't it wait until I'm done studying? [00:15] Shinobu     It's actually a rather serious situation, [00:18] Shinobu     one requiring drastic action. [00:20] Koyomi     What is it? [00:23] Koyomi     Very well... [00:24] Koyomi     I'll listen. [00:26] Shinobu     Master, [00:28] Shinobu     according to secret information I've acquired, [00:32] Shinobu     Mister Donuts is having SIGN    100-Yen Donut Sale [00:35] ---     a sale where any donut costs 100 yen! [00:39] Shinobu     If we don't leave immediately, they'll sell out... [00:43] Koyomi     Fine, fine. [00:45] Koyomi     I'll go to buy you some before dinner, [00:46] ---     so I can get out of the house. [00:48] Koyomi     You like golden chocolate, right? [00:50] Shinobu     No. [00:51] Shinobu     Take me there. [00:53] Shinobu     I want to choose for myself! [00:56] Koyomi     It's really sunny out. [00:57] Koyomi     Will you be okay? [00:59] Shinobu     I'll just get a nasty sunburn. [01:01] Shinobu     I'm not really a normal vampire anymore. [01:05] Shinobu     I won't even need sunscreen, [01:07] Shinobu     just a hat should suffice. [01:10] Koyomi     No, I'll let you know when we're at the store. [01:13] Koyomi     Until then, stay in my shadow. [01:15] Koyomi     You'd prefer to minimize your     time in the sun, right? [01:19] Shinobu     Yes. The sun is my enemy. [01:22] Koyomi     It'll only take thirty minutes or so. [01:23] Koyomi     Be sure you stay awake. [01:25] Shinobu     See you soon, then. [01:26] Shinobu     Bye. SIGN    Episode 10: Tsukihi Phoenix, Part 3 [03:11] Tsukihi     Onii-chan? [03:12] Tsukihi     Heading out again? [03:13] Koyomi     Yeah... I am. [03:16] Tsukihi     Onii-chan, will Karen-chan be     home late again today? [03:19] Koyomi     I dunno. [03:21] Tsukihi     I see. [03:22] Tsukihi     Well, when she's really into something, [03:24] ---     she stops paying attention     to her surroundings. [03:27] Koyomi     Why? Did you have something     to discuss with her? [03:30] Koyomi     Aren't you done with your Fire Sisters stuff? [03:35] Tsukihi     Yeah, it's really nothing... [03:39] Tsukihi     But you know, well, [03:40] Tsukihi     I haven't been spending much     time with her lately. [03:45] Tsukihi     I'm sure you've already figured this out, [03:48] Tsukihi     but I'm not as into justice as she is. [03:55] Tsukihi     I like justice, and I love justice, [03:58] Tsukihi     but I don't really have any clear     image of it inside me. [04:02] Tsukihi     You know how Karen-chan says, [04:03] ---     "My blood of justice won't forgive you!"     and stuff like that? [04:05] Tsukihi     And "My blood of justice burns"? Like that? [04:07] Koyomi     She does. [04:09] Tsukihi     But I've never felt that way before. [04:12] Tsukihi     She has it within her, and I don't. [04:18] Tsukihi     The justice I have faith in [04:21] Tsukihi     is her brand and yours. [04:25] Tsukihi     If she wasn't so sure about it, [04:29] ---     I wouldn't believe in something as vague as justice. [04:33] Tsukihi     In that sense, you're right. [04:36] Tsukihi     My justice is fake. [04:38] Tsukihi     The reason I talk about it is because [04:40] ---     I'm too easily influenced by     the people around me. [04:43] Tsukihi     If Karen-chan does what she     does for other people, [04:46] Tsukihi     I do it because of them. [04:50] Tsukihi     We two have always been     different in that way. [04:53] Tsukihi     So, Onii-chan... [04:55] Tsukihi     Lately, I've begun thinking it's time     to put the Fire Sisters to bed. [05:01] Koyomi     Sounds good to me. [05:03] Koyomi     Actually, I think you two have     gotten along too well up to this point. [05:09] Tsukihi     I know it isn't anything that can be helped... [05:12] Tsukihi     Once she reaches high school, [05:14] Tsukihi     will she bully me like you do? [05:17] Koyomi     Don't talk about me like that! [05:20] Koyomi     I consider myself a helpful,     and reliable, older brother. [05:25] Tsukihi     Helpful? [05:27] Tsukihi     You mean like brushing our teeth,     while touching our breasts? [05:31] Tsukihi     Okay, I've decided. [05:33] Tsukihi     Once Karen-chan returns, [05:34] ---     we'll discuss the future of the Fire Sisters! [05:38] Koyomi     What? So you might split up? [05:41] Tsukihi     It is possible... [05:42] Tsukihi     We have creative differences! [05:44] Tsukihi     If she wants to go at it alone, I won't stop her. [05:48] Tsukihi     I shall swallow my tears, watching her go! [05:50] Tsukihi     Come to our farewell party, okay? [05:52] Tsukihi     I'll invite lots of middle-school girls and stuff. [05:55] Koyomi     Fine... I'll make the time to go. [05:59] Tsukihi     So, my helpful brother, [06:01] Tsukihi     weren't you going to leave? [06:03] Koyomi     Oh, that's right... [06:06] Koyomi     Watch the house, okay? [06:08] Koyomi     I'll be home soon. [06:10] Koyomi     Need me to pick up anything? [06:12] Tsukihi     Nope. See you. [06:14] Koyomi     See me... [06:16] Koyomi     And get back to your room. [06:19] Koyomi     I can't open the door with     you here, dressed like that [06:24] Koyomi     Stop wandering around partially clothed,     is what I'm saying. [06:28] Koyomi     Don't dress like that. [06:31] Koyomi     Hey, Tsukihi-chan... [06:33] Koyomi     I'm gonna take that off. [06:34] Tsukihi     Wh-What? [06:35] Tsukihi     Stop it, Onii-chan... [06:36] Tsukihi     What are you doing? [06:38] Tsukihi     No! SIGN    Black Scene [06:45] Koyomi     I knew it. [06:46] Tsukihi     What? What? What? [06:47] Tsukihi     What's going on? [06:49] Tsukihi     Why is my brother stripping off my clothes, [06:51] ---     grabbing my hands, and pushing me down? [06:53] Koyomi     Um, Tsukihi-chan... [06:55] Koyomi     Didn't you have a scar here? [06:58] Koyomi     The scar that should have     been there is gone. [07:00] Koyomi     The doctors were certain that [07:02] ---     the scar would never, ever fade, but... [07:05] Koyomi     Wait. There aren't any     scars on your body... [07:10] Tsukihi     Scars heal. I'm a human being! [07:14] Koyomi     Yeah, I guess so. [07:15] Tsukihi     And just get off me, Onii-chan. [07:18] Tsukihi     If you wanted to see if the scar was there, [07:20] ---     you didn't have to grab my hands     and get on top of me. [07:24] Koyomi     That's... That's true. [07:29] Tsukihi     Why did you grab my breast,     before getting off me? [07:32] Koyomi     Just because. [07:33] Koyomi     It was right in front of me,     so I wondered how it would feel. [07:36] Tsukihi     That's the only reason?! [07:37] Koyomi     Yeah, see... [07:39] Koyomi     Squish squish squish squish. [07:41] Tsukihi     Don't touch me with your feet! [07:42] Tsukihi     It isn't making any fun     sound effects like that! [07:44] Tsukihi     Jeez, Onii-chan, you're touching your     little sisters' body way too much! [07:47] Koyomi     Um, if someone only heard that line, [07:49] ---     they'd get some really     strange ideas about me. [07:51] Tsukihi     Jeez... [07:52] Tsukihi     Jeez, jeez, jeez! [07:55] Tsukihi     Why is it that sisters have pure     relationships with their boyfriends, [07:59] Tsukihi     but are still required to have a physical relationship with their brother? [08:02] Koyomi     Oh... [08:03] Koyomi     What was his name? [08:05] Koyomi     Your boyfriend. [08:06] Koyomi     Rosokuzawa-kun? [08:07] Koyomi     You haven't split up yet? [08:09] Tsukihi     Sorry, but I'm in love. [08:11] Tsukihi     Karen-chan's boyfriend, Mizudori-kun, [08:13] ---     hasn't been getting along     with her as well lately. [08:16] Tsukihi     But I think they're all right, too. [08:20] Koyomi     Okay, I'm leaving now. [08:22] Tsukihi     Don't bother coming home! [08:24] Tsukihi     There's no home for you! [08:26] Koyomi     No, I'm coming back... [08:29] Koyomi     Inside your heart! [08:31] Shinobu     Flocky chou? [08:33] Shinobu     What is this? Is such a thing possible? [08:35] Shinobu     To combine the pon de ring     and the French cruller... [08:39] Shinobu     Incredible! [08:41] Shinobu     Old-fashioned! [08:43] Shinobu     Just looking at it reveals how     delicious it must be. [08:45] Shinobu     I can tell! I don't even have to eat it. [08:48] Shinobu     I will, though! [08:49] Shinobu     And the mere name "tofu donut" entices me... [08:54] Shinobu     And look at these muffins,     lined up like jewels... [08:58] Shinobu     Why was the existence of     these muffins hidden from me? [09:02] Shinobu     Curse them! Unforgivable. [09:05] Shinobu     However, and there's no need     to even say this, [09:08] ---     the best part is having all the wonderful [09:11] ---     donuts I've consumed so far, [09:13] ---     including the golden chocolate,     laid out before me, in such numbers! [09:17] Shinobu     Incredible! [09:18] Shinobu     Master, can I eat them all? SIGN    Black Scene [09:21] Koyomi     Of course not! [09:24] Shinobu     Then what?! [09:25] ---     I will be forced to select a few for my meal, [09:28] ---     from the dozens upon dozens set out here? [09:32] Koyomi     I'll bring you once a month or something. [09:34] Koyomi     So you can wait. [09:36] Koyomi     Hmm, [09:37] Koyomi     I suppose you can pick three to start. [09:41] Shinobu     Oh, my master... [09:43] Shinobu     Don't be so foolish. [09:46] Shinobu     If you're thinking about the future, [09:48] ---     then why not consider this an investment [09:51] ---     for getting on my good side? [09:54] Koyomi     What happens if I get on your good side? [10:05] Koyomi     Oh, fine... Yeah, yeah. [10:07] Koyomi     Let's do this... [10:08] Koyomi     Let's each choose five. [10:10] Koyomi     Ten total. [10:11] Koyomi     And we can share. [10:13] Koyomi     But no muffins and no pies. [10:15] Koyomi     They aren't part of the 100-yen sale. [10:19] Shinobu     Very well. [10:21] Shinobu     I accept. [10:37] Koyomi     So, Shinobu... [10:38] Koyomi     I wanted to ask you something. [10:40] Koyomi     On my way to Kanbaru's place,     and when I was coming back, [10:44] Koyomi     those two girls who asked me for directions... [10:46] Koyomi     The older, with the Kyoto accent,     and the younger of the "posed look." [10:49] Koyomi     What did you think of them? [10:54] Shinobu     I suppose I could tell you     about the posed look one. [10:59] Koyomi     What do you mean? [11:00] Shinobu     She wasn't human. [11:02] Shinobu     She was a supernatural creature. [11:03] Shinobu     She took on human form, [11:06] Shinobu     but like me, she isn't the age she appears. [11:09] Shinobu     And Ononoki Yotsugi is, of course, an alias. SIGN    Ononoki Yotsugi [11:13] Koyomi     I was wondering about her     first name, Yotsugi. SIGN    Kagenui Yodzuru [11:17] Koyomi     Her first name sounds      just like that Kagenui girl. [11:21] Shinobu     She's probably using the name to bind her! [11:25] Shinobu     Just like I'm bound by that brat     in the Hawaiian shirt. SIGN    Oshino Meme SIGN    Oshino Shinobu [11:30] Shinobu     Basically, Ononoki Yotsugi is     Kagenui Yodzuru's familiar. [11:34] Koyomi     Familiar? [11:36] Shinobu     That's what you'd call it in your culture. [11:39] Shinobu     A shikigami, perhaps? [11:43] Koyomi     So, of the two, [11:44] Koyomi     Kagenui is one of those specialists... [11:48] Shinobu     I'm not going to share information     about a respectable person. [11:52] Shinobu     I don't really want you to use me as a tool. [11:58] Shinobu     You won't be able to get me to talk [12:00] Shinobu     just by buying me donuts. [12:02] Shinobu     I'm not that cheap a woman. [12:04] Shinobu     I'm not your servant or your shikigami. [12:08] Shinobu     If you really insist on knowing, [12:11] ---     why not ask the man sitting     in the seat over there? [12:26] Koyomi     Kaiki-san, [12:27] Koyomi     after all that grandstanding when you left, [12:31] Koyomi     why are you here, eating donuts? [12:33] Kaiki     Some minor business. [12:35] Kaiki     Just unpleasant, minor business. [12:38] Kaiki     Araragi, it's nothing for you     to concern yourself over. [12:41] Kaiki     I'll be gone shortly. [12:43] Koyomi     I'd prefer if you left now. [12:46] Kaiki     Don't be in such a hurry. [12:48] Kaiki     I didn't ever want to see you again, either. [12:52] Kaiki     Because of you, I lost a lot of money. [12:57] Koyomi     You do know Kagenui Yodzuru     and Ononoki Yotsugi, right? [13:00] Kaiki     You want to know about them? I'll tell you. [13:02] Kaiki     Pay up. [13:04] Koyomi     Fine... [13:06] Koyomi     How much do I need to pay,     for you to tell me? [13:09] Karen     Let me see. [13:11] Karen     That will do. [13:13] Karen     Araragi. [13:14] Karen     I'll allow you to pay with this     meager change, as a gift [13:18] ---     to honor your relationship     with Senjougahara. [13:21] Koyomi     Tell me... [13:23] Koyomi     Kagenui Yodzuru and Ononoki Yotsugi! [13:25] Karen     They are specialists... [13:27] Karen     Ghost busters like me. [13:29] Karen     Of course, while I'm a fake, they're real. [13:34] Karen     I'm a con man, and they are onmyouji. [13:37] Koyomi     Onmyouji? [13:42] Karen     Naturally, I said "they." [13:45] Karen     But to be precise, Kagenui is the onmyouji, [13:47] ---     and Ononoki is her shikigami. [13:51] Koyomi     You know them? [13:52] Karen     Why would you think so? [13:53] Koyomi     Well, the way you talked. [13:56] Koyomi     Just the way you spoke implied it. [13:59] Karen     I merely know their names. [14:01] Karen     Kagenui is rather famous in the business. [14:06] Karen     Kagenui Yodzuru and Ononoki Yotsugi, [14:08] Karen     modern-day onmyouji. [14:11] Karen     Hey, Araragi, [14:13] Karen     they're specialists, but they     specialize in a very limited field. [14:17] Karen     That two-person cell specializes [14:19] Karen     in immortal creatures. [14:26] Koyomi     An onmyouji specializing     in immortal monsters? [14:29] Koyomi     Jeez... [14:30] Koyomi     Then they're probably after you and me. [14:34] Shinobu     You think we're their targets? [14:37] Shinobu     But perhaps we are not, my master. [14:40] Shinobu     I've eaten many immortal creatures. [14:43] Shinobu     I kill the immortal, too. [14:45] Shinobu     Timed Light     1 [14:46] Shinobu     Timed Light [14:46] Shinobu     And the supernatural isn't immortal. [14:47] Shinobu     Timed Light     3 [14:48] Shinobu     It isn't even alive. [14:51] Koyomi     Yeah... [14:52] Koyomi     Well, I guess if you're not living, you can't die. [14:55] Koyomi     So I guess anything supernatural is immortal. [14:59] Koyomi     But strict definitions aside, [15:02] Koyomi     when you say that they might     not be after us, Shinobu, [15:05] ---     does that mean there are     vampires in this city besides us? [15:12] Shinobu     It doesn't have to be vampires. [15:15] Shinobu     It wouldn't be strange. [15:17] Shinobu     No. [15:18] Shinobu     I suppose it would. [15:20] Koyomi     Come to think of it, [15:22] Koyomi     even just among those I know, [15:24] ---     many people have supernatural     creatures inside them. [15:29] Koyomi     Like Kanbaru Suruga, with a     monkey in her left hand. [15:32] Koyomi     Or Hanekawa Tsubasa,     with a cat inside her mind. [15:38] Koyomi     So it wouldn't be particularly odd     if there were others [15:41] ---     housing creatures that I don't know about. [15:45] Koyomi     Kagenui-san and Ononoki-chan. [15:47] Koyomi     If they're setting up base in the same     abandoned building as Oshino, SIGN    Homeless [15:51] Koyomi     they're likely in the same business.     I should deal with them quickly. SIGN    Black Scene SIGN    Black Scene [16:08] Yozuru     You... [16:11] Koyomi     Hi. [16:13] Yozuru     First, I should thank you. [16:15] Yozuru     I followed the directions you gave me, [16:18] ---     and it led me to the Eikou Cram School. [16:20] Yozuru     And you told Yotsugi, as well. [16:23] Koyomi     Um, I'm sorry... [16:25] Koyomi     I'd like to make something clear. [16:29] Koyomi     You came to this city to exterminate us, right? [16:35] Koyomi     You've come to kill her, an immortal     creature not of this world, [16:38] ---     along with me, her servant, yes? [16:42] Koyomi     Both of you asking me for     directions was no coincidence. [16:45] Koyomi     You were investigating me. [16:50] Koyomi     Devil boy, [16:52] Koyomi     you seem to be under a misapprehension. [16:58] Koyomi     Matters pertaining to the iron-blooded,     cold-blooded, hot-blooded [17:03] Koyomi     killer of monsters and lord of the night, [17:05] Koyomi     Kiss-shot Acerola-orion Heart-under-blade, [17:09] Koyomi     have already been resolved. [17:12] Koyomi     And our industry hardly has the free time [17:14] ---     to squander resources on a normal human [17:17] ---     with a few lingering aftereffects. [17:21] Koyomi     Of course, that's thanks to     Oshino-kun's habitual interference and meddling. [17:28] Koyomi     Oshino-kun? [17:30] Koyomi     Did she just say Oshino-kun? SIGN    Yellow Scene [17:31] Koyomi     Hey, master. Focus. [17:35] Koyomi     You have other things to think about now. [17:43] Koyomi     That's right. That's right... [17:45] Koyomi     If they aren't here for Oshino Shinobu     and Araragi Koyomi, [17:49] Koyomi     then why have Kagenui-san and     Ononoki-chan come? [17:53] Tsukihi     Shut up! Shut up, shut up, shut up! [17:57] Tsukihi     How long will you stand there,     pressing the doorbell? [17:59] Tsukihi     Can't you tell I'm pretending     not to be here?! [18:01] Yotsugi     Unlimited Rulebook. [18:04] Yotsugi     I said, with a posed look. SIGN    Black Scene [18:41] Yozuru     Calm down, devil boy. [18:44] Yozuru     Don't get so worked up. [18:46] Yozuru     Oshino-kun would probably     say something like, [18:50] ---     "You're looking lively.     Did something good happen?" [18:54] Koyomi     Shut up! [18:55] Koyomi     You... [18:56] Koyomi     You bastards... [18:57] Koyomi     You killed my sister... [18:59] Koyomi     My sister Tsukihi-chan... [19:01] Koyomi     I'll make you pay! [19:03] Yozuru     What, that was your sister? [19:06] Yozuru     I see. [19:07] Yozuru     Right, your name is Araragi, too. [19:10] Yozuru     I thought it was just a coincidence. [19:12] Yozuru     I understand. [19:14] Yozuru     Our information had some gaps. [19:16] Yozuru     Then that must have been a shock for you. [19:20] Yozuru     Sorry, sorry. [19:22] Koyomi     You think an apology will help? [19:24] Yozuru     Observe. [19:35] Yozuru     Devil boy, [19:37] Yozuru     you appear to have a thing     for immortal creatures. [19:41] Yozuru     Your sister is possessed by an immortal bird. [19:44] Yozuru     That was never truly your sister. [19:47] ---     It is human, yet not human. [19:50] Yozuru     What you see there is the rare firebird, [19:53] Yozuru     the evil phoenix. [19:55] Yozuru     I said, with a posed look. [19:58] Shinobu     Enough. [19:59] Shinobu     I will not allow any more of this. [20:01] Shinobu     You can't wish [20:03] ---     to attract more attention than     you already have, correct? [20:08] Yozuru     We don't care. [20:10] Yozuru     We're not clever enough to be     concerned with time or place... [20:14] Yozuru     And how will you stop us? [20:16] Yozuru     What can you do? [20:18] Yozuru     Vampire... [20:20] Yozuru     Former vampire. [20:22] Yozuru     Without your skills, you're no threat to me. [20:26] Shinobu     Possibly! [20:29] Shinobu     But whether that's true for you,     is it true for the girl? [20:32] Shinobu     I doubt she's strong enough [20:35] Shinobu     to withstand my energy drain. [20:38] Shinobu     And if I drain her dry, [20:41] Shinobu     I think I could handle you... [20:45] Koyomi     A bluff! [20:46] Shinobu     I'm not going to interfere with you. [20:50] Shinobu     But I shall request that you     withdraw for now. [20:53] Shinobu     You could do that for me, couldn't you? [20:56] Shinobu     Time isn't an important factor for you. [21:01] Yozuru     Fine, then. [21:02] Yozuru     As you say, we'll leave now. [21:04] Yozuru     Let's go. [21:05] Yozuru     Despite what I said, [21:06] ---     we have no interest in killing [21:10] ---     a sister in front of her brother. [21:14] Yozuru     Naturally. [21:16] Yozuru     She isn't your real sister. [21:18] Koyomi     Not my real sister... [21:21] Koyomi     A fake sister? [21:24] Koyomi     I'm sure the devil boy [21:25] ---     needs time to get this straight in his head. [21:28] Koyomi     We'll give you time, out of respect for the legendary vampire. [21:33] Koyomi     We'll pretend to fall for your bluff, [21:36] Koyomi     so prepare yourself in any way you like. [21:42] Koyomi     We'll return tomorrow. [21:43] Koyomi     Be sure everything has been handled by then. [21:46] Koyomi     Running won't help. [21:48] Koyomi     To be clear, neither of us is as easy     to deal with as Oshino-kun. [21:51] Koyomi     We won't let any prey escape. [21:54] Koyomi     And if you try to stop us, [21:55] Koyomi     we'll ignore the ruling that     decided you were harmless, [21:57] Koyomi     and we'll eliminate you, too. [22:00] Koyomi     Goodbye. [22:01] Koyomi     Why... [22:02] Koyomi     Why are you after Tsukihi-chan? [22:06] Koyomi     There's no reason for you to... [22:09] Yozuru     There is. [22:10] Yozuru     She's a supernatural creature... [22:13] Yozuru     A monstrous fake that snuck     into a human family, [22:16] Yozuru     pretended to be human, [22:18] Yozuru     and deceived humans! [22:20] Yozuru     We call that evil. [22:26] Yozuru     We're the good guys... [22:29] Yozuru     So we cannot ignore a con like that. [22:33] Yozuru     We can't allow it.