E10 - Tsukihi Phoenix, Part Three
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SIGN Red Scene
[00:04] Shinobu
Master,
[00:05] Shinobu
I have something important to discuss with you.
[00:08] Shinobu
Well?
[00:09] Shinobu
Do you have a moment to talk?
[00:11] Koyomi
It can't be later?
[00:13] Koyomi
Can't it wait until I'm done studying?
[00:15] Shinobu
It's actually a rather serious situation,
[00:18] Shinobu
one requiring drastic action.
[00:20] Koyomi
What is it?
[00:23] Koyomi
Very well...
[00:24] Koyomi
I'll listen.
[00:26] Shinobu
Master,
[00:28] Shinobu
according to secret information I've acquired,
[00:32] Shinobu
Mister Donuts is having
SIGN 100-Yen Donut Sale
[00:35] ---
a sale where any donut costs 100 yen!
[00:39] Shinobu
If we don't leave immediately, they'll sell out...
[00:43] Koyomi
Fine, fine.
[00:45] Koyomi
I'll go to buy you some before dinner,
[00:46] ---
so I can get out of the house.
[00:48] Koyomi
You like golden chocolate, right?
[00:50] Shinobu
No.
[00:51] Shinobu
Take me there.
[00:53] Shinobu
I want to choose for myself!
[00:56] Koyomi
It's really sunny out.
[00:57] Koyomi
Will you be okay?
[00:59] Shinobu
I'll just get a nasty sunburn.
[01:01] Shinobu
I'm not really a normal vampire anymore.
[01:05] Shinobu
I won't even need sunscreen,
[01:07] Shinobu
just a hat should suffice.
[01:10] Koyomi
No, I'll let you know when we're at the store.
[01:13] Koyomi
Until then, stay in my shadow.
[01:15] Koyomi
You'd prefer to minimize your
time in the sun, right?
[01:19] Shinobu
Yes. The sun is my enemy.
[01:22] Koyomi
It'll only take thirty minutes or so.
[01:23] Koyomi
Be sure you stay awake.
[01:25] Shinobu
See you soon, then.
[01:26] Shinobu
Bye.
SIGN Episode 10: Tsukihi Phoenix, Part 3
[03:11] Tsukihi
Onii-chan?
[03:12] Tsukihi
Heading out again?
[03:13] Koyomi
Yeah... I am.
[03:16] Tsukihi
Onii-chan, will Karen-chan be
home late again today?
[03:19] Koyomi
I dunno.
[03:21] Tsukihi
I see.
[03:22] Tsukihi
Well, when she's really into something,
[03:24] ---
she stops paying attention
to her surroundings.
[03:27] Koyomi
Why? Did you have something
to discuss with her?
[03:30] Koyomi
Aren't you done with your Fire Sisters stuff?
[03:35] Tsukihi
Yeah, it's really nothing...
[03:39] Tsukihi
But you know, well,
[03:40] Tsukihi
I haven't been spending much
time with her lately.
[03:45] Tsukihi
I'm sure you've already figured this out,
[03:48] Tsukihi
but I'm not as into justice as she is.
[03:55] Tsukihi
I like justice, and I love justice,
[03:58] Tsukihi
but I don't really have any clear
image of it inside me.
[04:02] Tsukihi
You know how Karen-chan says,
[04:03] ---
"My blood of justice won't forgive you!"
and stuff like that?
[04:05] Tsukihi
And "My blood of justice burns"? Like that?
[04:07] Koyomi
She does.
[04:09] Tsukihi
But I've never felt that way before.
[04:12] Tsukihi
She has it within her, and I don't.
[04:18] Tsukihi
The justice I have faith in
[04:21] Tsukihi
is her brand and yours.
[04:25] Tsukihi
If she wasn't so sure about it,
[04:29] ---
I wouldn't believe in something as vague as justice.
[04:33] Tsukihi
In that sense, you're right.
[04:36] Tsukihi
My justice is fake.
[04:38] Tsukihi
The reason I talk about it is because
[04:40] ---
I'm too easily influenced by
the people around me.
[04:43] Tsukihi
If Karen-chan does what she
does for other people,
[04:46] Tsukihi
I do it because of them.
[04:50] Tsukihi
We two have always been
different in that way.
[04:53] Tsukihi
So, Onii-chan...
[04:55] Tsukihi
Lately, I've begun thinking it's time
to put the Fire Sisters to bed.
[05:01] Koyomi
Sounds good to me.
[05:03] Koyomi
Actually, I think you two have
gotten along too well up to this point.
[05:09] Tsukihi
I know it isn't anything that can be helped...
[05:12] Tsukihi
Once she reaches high school,
[05:14] Tsukihi
will she bully me like you do?
[05:17] Koyomi
Don't talk about me like that!
[05:20] Koyomi
I consider myself a helpful,
and reliable, older brother.
[05:25] Tsukihi
Helpful?
[05:27] Tsukihi
You mean like brushing our teeth,
while touching our breasts?
[05:31] Tsukihi
Okay, I've decided.
[05:33] Tsukihi
Once Karen-chan returns,
[05:34] ---
we'll discuss the future of the Fire Sisters!
[05:38] Koyomi
What? So you might split up?
[05:41] Tsukihi
It is possible...
[05:42] Tsukihi
We have creative differences!
[05:44] Tsukihi
If she wants to go at it alone, I won't stop her.
[05:48] Tsukihi
I shall swallow my tears, watching her go!
[05:50] Tsukihi
Come to our farewell party, okay?
[05:52] Tsukihi
I'll invite lots of middle-school girls and stuff.
[05:55] Koyomi
Fine... I'll make the time to go.
[05:59] Tsukihi
So, my helpful brother,
[06:01] Tsukihi
weren't you going to leave?
[06:03] Koyomi
Oh, that's right...
[06:06] Koyomi
Watch the house, okay?
[06:08] Koyomi
I'll be home soon.
[06:10] Koyomi
Need me to pick up anything?
[06:12] Tsukihi
Nope. See you.
[06:14] Koyomi
See me...
[06:16] Koyomi
And get back to your room.
[06:19] Koyomi
I can't open the door with
you here, dressed like that
[06:24] Koyomi
Stop wandering around partially clothed,
is what I'm saying.
[06:28] Koyomi
Don't dress like that.
[06:31] Koyomi
Hey, Tsukihi-chan...
[06:33] Koyomi
I'm gonna take that off.
[06:34] Tsukihi
Wh-What?
[06:35] Tsukihi
Stop it, Onii-chan...
[06:36] Tsukihi
What are you doing?
[06:38] Tsukihi
No!
SIGN Black Scene
[06:45] Koyomi
I knew it.
[06:46] Tsukihi
What? What? What?
[06:47] Tsukihi
What's going on?
[06:49] Tsukihi
Why is my brother stripping off my clothes,
[06:51] ---
grabbing my hands, and pushing me down?
[06:53] Koyomi
Um, Tsukihi-chan...
[06:55] Koyomi
Didn't you have a scar here?
[06:58] Koyomi
The scar that should have
been there is gone.
[07:00] Koyomi
The doctors were certain that
[07:02] ---
the scar would never, ever fade, but...
[07:05] Koyomi
Wait. There aren't any
scars on your body...
[07:10] Tsukihi
Scars heal. I'm a human being!
[07:14] Koyomi
Yeah, I guess so.
[07:15] Tsukihi
And just get off me, Onii-chan.
[07:18] Tsukihi
If you wanted to see if the scar was there,
[07:20] ---
you didn't have to grab my hands
and get on top of me.
[07:24] Koyomi
That's... That's true.
[07:29] Tsukihi
Why did you grab my breast,
before getting off me?
[07:32] Koyomi
Just because.
[07:33] Koyomi
It was right in front of me,
so I wondered how it would feel.
[07:36] Tsukihi
That's the only reason?!
[07:37] Koyomi
Yeah, see...
[07:39] Koyomi
Squish squish squish squish.
[07:41] Tsukihi
Don't touch me with your feet!
[07:42] Tsukihi
It isn't making any fun
sound effects like that!
[07:44] Tsukihi
Jeez, Onii-chan, you're touching your
little sisters' body way too much!
[07:47] Koyomi
Um, if someone only heard that line,
[07:49] ---
they'd get some really
strange ideas about me.
[07:51] Tsukihi
Jeez...
[07:52] Tsukihi
Jeez, jeez, jeez!
[07:55] Tsukihi
Why is it that sisters have pure
relationships with their boyfriends,
[07:59] Tsukihi
but are still required to have a physical relationship with their brother?
[08:02] Koyomi
Oh...
[08:03] Koyomi
What was his name?
[08:05] Koyomi
Your boyfriend.
[08:06] Koyomi
Rosokuzawa-kun?
[08:07] Koyomi
You haven't split up yet?
[08:09] Tsukihi
Sorry, but I'm in love.
[08:11] Tsukihi
Karen-chan's boyfriend, Mizudori-kun,
[08:13] ---
hasn't been getting along
with her as well lately.
[08:16] Tsukihi
But I think they're all right, too.
[08:20] Koyomi
Okay, I'm leaving now.
[08:22] Tsukihi
Don't bother coming home!
[08:24] Tsukihi
There's no home for you!
[08:26] Koyomi
No, I'm coming back...
[08:29] Koyomi
Inside your heart!
[08:31] Shinobu
Flocky chou?
[08:33] Shinobu
What is this? Is such a thing possible?
[08:35] Shinobu
To combine the pon de ring
and the French cruller...
[08:39] Shinobu
Incredible!
[08:41] Shinobu
Old-fashioned!
[08:43] Shinobu
Just looking at it reveals how
delicious it must be.
[08:45] Shinobu
I can tell! I don't even have to eat it.
[08:48] Shinobu
I will, though!
[08:49] Shinobu
And the mere name "tofu donut" entices me...
[08:54] Shinobu
And look at these muffins,
lined up like jewels...
[08:58] Shinobu
Why was the existence of
these muffins hidden from me?
[09:02] Shinobu
Curse them! Unforgivable.
[09:05] Shinobu
However, and there's no need
to even say this,
[09:08] ---
the best part is having all the wonderful
[09:11] ---
donuts I've consumed so far,
[09:13] ---
including the golden chocolate,
laid out before me, in such numbers!
[09:17] Shinobu
Incredible!
[09:18] Shinobu
Master, can I eat them all?
SIGN Black Scene
[09:21] Koyomi
Of course not!
[09:24] Shinobu
Then what?!
[09:25] ---
I will be forced to select a few for my meal,
[09:28] ---
from the dozens upon dozens set out here?
[09:32] Koyomi
I'll bring you once a month or something.
[09:34] Koyomi
So you can wait.
[09:36] Koyomi
Hmm,
[09:37] Koyomi
I suppose you can pick three to start.
[09:41] Shinobu
Oh, my master...
[09:43] Shinobu
Don't be so foolish.
[09:46] Shinobu
If you're thinking about the future,
[09:48] ---
then why not consider this an investment
[09:51] ---
for getting on my good side?
[09:54] Koyomi
What happens if I get on your good side?
[10:05] Koyomi
Oh, fine... Yeah, yeah.
[10:07] Koyomi
Let's do this...
[10:08] Koyomi
Let's each choose five.
[10:10] Koyomi
Ten total.
[10:11] Koyomi
And we can share.
[10:13] Koyomi
But no muffins and no pies.
[10:15] Koyomi
They aren't part of the 100-yen sale.
[10:19] Shinobu
Very well.
[10:21] Shinobu
I accept.
[10:37] Koyomi
So, Shinobu...
[10:38] Koyomi
I wanted to ask you something.
[10:40] Koyomi
On my way to Kanbaru's place,
and when I was coming back,
[10:44] Koyomi
those two girls who asked me for directions...
[10:46] Koyomi
The older, with the Kyoto accent,
and the younger of the "posed look."
[10:49] Koyomi
What did you think of them?
[10:54] Shinobu
I suppose I could tell you
about the posed look one.
[10:59] Koyomi
What do you mean?
[11:00] Shinobu
She wasn't human.
[11:02] Shinobu
She was a supernatural creature.
[11:03] Shinobu
She took on human form,
[11:06] Shinobu
but like me, she isn't the age she appears.
[11:09] Shinobu
And Ononoki Yotsugi is, of course, an alias.
SIGN Ononoki Yotsugi
[11:13] Koyomi
I was wondering about her
first name, Yotsugi.
SIGN Kagenui Yodzuru
[11:17] Koyomi
Her first name sounds
just like that Kagenui girl.
[11:21] Shinobu
She's probably using the name to bind her!
[11:25] Shinobu
Just like I'm bound by that brat
in the Hawaiian shirt.
SIGN Oshino Meme
SIGN Oshino Shinobu
[11:30] Shinobu
Basically, Ononoki Yotsugi is
Kagenui Yodzuru's familiar.
[11:34] Koyomi
Familiar?
[11:36] Shinobu
That's what you'd call it in your culture.
[11:39] Shinobu
A shikigami, perhaps?
[11:43] Koyomi
So, of the two,
[11:44] Koyomi
Kagenui is one of those specialists...
[11:48] Shinobu
I'm not going to share information
about a respectable person.
[11:52] Shinobu
I don't really want you to use me as a tool.
[11:58] Shinobu
You won't be able to get me to talk
[12:00] Shinobu
just by buying me donuts.
[12:02] Shinobu
I'm not that cheap a woman.
[12:04] Shinobu
I'm not your servant or your shikigami.
[12:08] Shinobu
If you really insist on knowing,
[12:11] ---
why not ask the man sitting
in the seat over there?
[12:26] Koyomi
Kaiki-san,
[12:27] Koyomi
after all that grandstanding when you left,
[12:31] Koyomi
why are you here, eating donuts?
[12:33] Kaiki
Some minor business.
[12:35] Kaiki
Just unpleasant, minor business.
[12:38] Kaiki
Araragi, it's nothing for you
to concern yourself over.
[12:41] Kaiki
I'll be gone shortly.
[12:43] Koyomi
I'd prefer if you left now.
[12:46] Kaiki
Don't be in such a hurry.
[12:48] Kaiki
I didn't ever want to see you again, either.
[12:52] Kaiki
Because of you, I lost a lot of money.
[12:57] Koyomi
You do know Kagenui Yodzuru
and Ononoki Yotsugi, right?
[13:00] Kaiki
You want to know about them? I'll tell you.
[13:02] Kaiki
Pay up.
[13:04] Koyomi
Fine...
[13:06] Koyomi
How much do I need to pay,
for you to tell me?
[13:09] Karen
Let me see.
[13:11] Karen
That will do.
[13:13] Karen
Araragi.
[13:14] Karen
I'll allow you to pay with this
meager change, as a gift
[13:18] ---
to honor your relationship
with Senjougahara.
[13:21] Koyomi
Tell me...
[13:23] Koyomi
Kagenui Yodzuru and Ononoki Yotsugi!
[13:25] Karen
They are specialists...
[13:27] Karen
Ghost busters like me.
[13:29] Karen
Of course, while I'm a fake, they're real.
[13:34] Karen
I'm a con man, and they are onmyouji.
[13:37] Koyomi
Onmyouji?
[13:42] Karen
Naturally, I said "they."
[13:45] Karen
But to be precise, Kagenui is the onmyouji,
[13:47] ---
and Ononoki is her shikigami.
[13:51] Koyomi
You know them?
[13:52] Karen
Why would you think so?
[13:53] Koyomi
Well, the way you talked.
[13:56] Koyomi
Just the way you spoke implied it.
[13:59] Karen
I merely know their names.
[14:01] Karen
Kagenui is rather famous in the business.
[14:06] Karen
Kagenui Yodzuru and Ononoki Yotsugi,
[14:08] Karen
modern-day onmyouji.
[14:11] Karen
Hey, Araragi,
[14:13] Karen
they're specialists, but they
specialize in a very limited field.
[14:17] Karen
That two-person cell specializes
[14:19] Karen
in immortal creatures.
[14:26] Koyomi
An onmyouji specializing
in immortal monsters?
[14:29] Koyomi
Jeez...
[14:30] Koyomi
Then they're probably after you and me.
[14:34] Shinobu
You think we're their targets?
[14:37] Shinobu
But perhaps we are not, my master.
[14:40] Shinobu
I've eaten many immortal creatures.
[14:43] Shinobu
I kill the immortal, too.
[14:45] Shinobu
Timed Light
1
[14:46] Shinobu
Timed Light
[14:46] Shinobu
And the supernatural isn't immortal.
[14:47] Shinobu
Timed Light
3
[14:48] Shinobu
It isn't even alive.
[14:51] Koyomi
Yeah...
[14:52] Koyomi
Well, I guess if you're not living, you can't die.
[14:55] Koyomi
So I guess anything supernatural is immortal.
[14:59] Koyomi
But strict definitions aside,
[15:02] Koyomi
when you say that they might
not be after us, Shinobu,
[15:05] ---
does that mean there are
vampires in this city besides us?
[15:12] Shinobu
It doesn't have to be vampires.
[15:15] Shinobu
It wouldn't be strange.
[15:17] Shinobu
No.
[15:18] Shinobu
I suppose it would.
[15:20] Koyomi
Come to think of it,
[15:22] Koyomi
even just among those I know,
[15:24] ---
many people have supernatural
creatures inside them.
[15:29] Koyomi
Like Kanbaru Suruga, with a
monkey in her left hand.
[15:32] Koyomi
Or Hanekawa Tsubasa,
with a cat inside her mind.
[15:38] Koyomi
So it wouldn't be particularly odd
if there were others
[15:41] ---
housing creatures that I don't know about.
[15:45] Koyomi
Kagenui-san and Ononoki-chan.
[15:47] Koyomi
If they're setting up base in the same
abandoned building as Oshino,
SIGN Homeless
[15:51] Koyomi
they're likely in the same business.
I should deal with them quickly.
SIGN Black Scene
SIGN Black Scene
[16:08] Yozuru
You...
[16:11] Koyomi
Hi.
[16:13] Yozuru
First, I should thank you.
[16:15] Yozuru
I followed the directions you gave me,
[16:18] ---
and it led me to the Eikou Cram School.
[16:20] Yozuru
And you told Yotsugi, as well.
[16:23] Koyomi
Um, I'm sorry...
[16:25] Koyomi
I'd like to make something clear.
[16:29] Koyomi
You came to this city to exterminate us, right?
[16:35] Koyomi
You've come to kill her, an immortal
creature not of this world,
[16:38] ---
along with me, her servant, yes?
[16:42] Koyomi
Both of you asking me for
directions was no coincidence.
[16:45] Koyomi
You were investigating me.
[16:50] Koyomi
Devil boy,
[16:52] Koyomi
you seem to be under a misapprehension.
[16:58] Koyomi
Matters pertaining to the iron-blooded,
cold-blooded, hot-blooded
[17:03] Koyomi
killer of monsters and lord of the night,
[17:05] Koyomi
Kiss-shot Acerola-orion Heart-under-blade,
[17:09] Koyomi
have already been resolved.
[17:12] Koyomi
And our industry hardly has the free time
[17:14] ---
to squander resources on a normal human
[17:17] ---
with a few lingering aftereffects.
[17:21] Koyomi
Of course, that's thanks to
Oshino-kun's habitual interference and meddling.
[17:28] Koyomi
Oshino-kun?
[17:30] Koyomi
Did she just say Oshino-kun?
SIGN Yellow Scene
[17:31] Koyomi
Hey, master. Focus.
[17:35] Koyomi
You have other things to think about now.
[17:43] Koyomi
That's right. That's right...
[17:45] Koyomi
If they aren't here for Oshino Shinobu
and Araragi Koyomi,
[17:49] Koyomi
then why have Kagenui-san and
Ononoki-chan come?
[17:53] Tsukihi
Shut up! Shut up, shut up, shut up!
[17:57] Tsukihi
How long will you stand there,
pressing the doorbell?
[17:59] Tsukihi
Can't you tell I'm pretending
not to be here?!
[18:01] Yotsugi
Unlimited Rulebook.
[18:04] Yotsugi
I said, with a posed look.
SIGN Black Scene
[18:41] Yozuru
Calm down, devil boy.
[18:44] Yozuru
Don't get so worked up.
[18:46] Yozuru
Oshino-kun would probably
say something like,
[18:50] ---
"You're looking lively.
Did something good happen?"
[18:54] Koyomi
Shut up!
[18:55] Koyomi
You...
[18:56] Koyomi
You bastards...
[18:57] Koyomi
You killed my sister...
[18:59] Koyomi
My sister Tsukihi-chan...
[19:01] Koyomi
I'll make you pay!
[19:03] Yozuru
What, that was your sister?
[19:06] Yozuru
I see.
[19:07] Yozuru
Right, your name is Araragi, too.
[19:10] Yozuru
I thought it was just a coincidence.
[19:12] Yozuru
I understand.
[19:14] Yozuru
Our information had some gaps.
[19:16] Yozuru
Then that must have been a shock for you.
[19:20] Yozuru
Sorry, sorry.
[19:22] Koyomi
You think an apology will help?
[19:24] Yozuru
Observe.
[19:35] Yozuru
Devil boy,
[19:37] Yozuru
you appear to have a thing
for immortal creatures.
[19:41] Yozuru
Your sister is possessed by an immortal bird.
[19:44] Yozuru
That was never truly your sister.
[19:47] ---
It is human, yet not human.
[19:50] Yozuru
What you see there is the rare firebird,
[19:53] Yozuru
the evil phoenix.
[19:55] Yozuru
I said, with a posed look.
[19:58] Shinobu
Enough.
[19:59] Shinobu
I will not allow any more of this.
[20:01] Shinobu
You can't wish
[20:03] ---
to attract more attention than
you already have, correct?
[20:08] Yozuru
We don't care.
[20:10] Yozuru
We're not clever enough to be
concerned with time or place...
[20:14] Yozuru
And how will you stop us?
[20:16] Yozuru
What can you do?
[20:18] Yozuru
Vampire...
[20:20] Yozuru
Former vampire.
[20:22] Yozuru
Without your skills, you're no threat to me.
[20:26] Shinobu
Possibly!
[20:29] Shinobu
But whether that's true for you,
is it true for the girl?
[20:32] Shinobu
I doubt she's strong enough
[20:35] Shinobu
to withstand my energy drain.
[20:38] Shinobu
And if I drain her dry,
[20:41] Shinobu
I think I could handle you...
[20:45] Koyomi
A bluff!
[20:46] Shinobu
I'm not going to interfere with you.
[20:50] Shinobu
But I shall request that you
withdraw for now.
[20:53] Shinobu
You could do that for me, couldn't you?
[20:56] Shinobu
Time isn't an important factor for you.
[21:01] Yozuru
Fine, then.
[21:02] Yozuru
As you say, we'll leave now.
[21:04] Yozuru
Let's go.
[21:05] Yozuru
Despite what I said,
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we have no interest in killing
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a sister in front of her brother.
[21:14] Yozuru
Naturally.
[21:16] Yozuru
She isn't your real sister.
[21:18] Koyomi
Not my real sister...
[21:21] Koyomi
A fake sister?
[21:24] Koyomi
I'm sure the devil boy
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needs time to get this straight in his head.
[21:28] Koyomi
We'll give you time, out of respect for the legendary vampire.
[21:33] Koyomi
We'll pretend to fall for your bluff,
[21:36] Koyomi
so prepare yourself in any way you like.
[21:42] Koyomi
We'll return tomorrow.
[21:43] Koyomi
Be sure everything has been handled by then.
[21:46] Koyomi
Running won't help.
[21:48] Koyomi
To be clear, neither of us is as easy
to deal with as Oshino-kun.
[21:51] Koyomi
We won't let any prey escape.
[21:54] Koyomi
And if you try to stop us,
[21:55] Koyomi
we'll ignore the ruling that
decided you were harmless,
[21:57] Koyomi
and we'll eliminate you, too.
[22:00] Koyomi
Goodbye.
[22:01] Koyomi
Why...
[22:02] Koyomi
Why are you after Tsukihi-chan?
[22:06] Koyomi
There's no reason for you to...
[22:09] Yozuru
There is.
[22:10] Yozuru
She's a supernatural creature...
[22:13] Yozuru
A monstrous fake that snuck
into a human family,
[22:16] Yozuru
pretended to be human,
[22:18] Yozuru
and deceived humans!
[22:20] Yozuru
We call that evil.
[22:26] Yozuru
We're the good guys...
[22:29] Yozuru
So we cannot ignore a con like that.
[22:33] Yozuru
We can't allow it.