E5 - A Meeting with the Iron Tigers.

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[00:00] Kizuna
    The unchanging course of the stars...
[00:03] Customer
    You lied to me, asshole!
[00:05] Kizuna
    The doings of mankind...
[00:06] Owner
    Look over there! The Solar Knights!
[00:08] Customer
    Wait, shithead!
[00:10] Kizuna
    The dust, gathering on the windowsill...
[00:14] Kizuna
    A bard!
[00:17] Kizuna
    The sigh of a man with strange loves...
[00:21] Kizuna
    The shriveled-up body of
    a Black Greatrock Worm.
[00:24] Kizuna
    Decorations brought back from
    the Valley of Dragons...
[00:28] Kizuna
    The half-eaten food of an adventurer who fled
    the Labyrinth and now sobs through his meal...
[00:30] Adventurer
    What the hell were you
    thinking, you bastard?
[00:34] Kizuna
    It's all so beautiful!
[00:38] Zem
    He's like a poet.
[00:40] Tiana
    Has he been like that the whole time?
[00:42] Nick
    Yup.
[00:44] Nick
    If anything, he's calmer than usual.
[00:48] Kizuna
    A high-quality igniter,
    modified to one's tastes and much loved!
[01:00] Kizuna
    I can feel the history it carries.
[01:03] Tiana
    Thanks.
[01:05] Tiana
    That thing you've got there
    looks good on you, too.
[01:09] Kizuna
    Right? Right?
[01:15] Zem
    You look wonderful.
[01:17] Curran
    That's right!
    It looks impressive, even if you don't!
[01:20] Zem
    Curran, that's not a compliment.
[01:23] Nick
    Kizuna, how many times do you have to hear
    it from all of us before you're satisfied?
[01:28] Kizuna
    There's no such thing as
    too many compliments.
[01:30] Kizuna
    They're something both the
    giver and receiver can enjoy.
[01:34] Nick
    True.
[01:35] Nick
    You look great.
[01:38] Nick
    Now, let's get to it.
[01:40] Nick
    First, Curran.
[01:42] Nick
    Zem.
[01:44] Nick
    Tiana.
[01:45] Nick
    I'd like to entrust you with the
    task of keeping our funds safe.
[01:52] Zem
    It seems to be protected with magic.
[01:55] Tiana
    And this is a magic abacus. It can calculate
    automatically, which is a great help.
[01:59] Nick
    And this is what I'd like
    you all to protect.
[02:06] Zem
    Two bronze pieces.
    Three small bronze pieces.
[02:10] Tiana
    230 dinah all together.
[02:12] Tiana
    What about it?
[02:13] Curran
    You could buy a snack.
[02:16] Nick
    This is all the wealth the
    Survivors have right now.
[02:21] Tiana
    W-Wait.
[02:22] Tiana
    What does that mean?
[02:23] Zem
    Did we overspend a little?
[02:25] Curran
    A snack is all you could buy!
[02:28] Nick
    So... let's go make some money, guys!
[02:31] All
    Yeah!
SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't
    Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't 
    Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
SIGN    "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers."
SIGN    "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers."
SIGN    "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers."
SIGN    "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers."
SIGN    "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers."
SIGN    "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers."
SIGN    "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers."
SIGN    "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers."
[04:13] (Flashback) Velokkio
    Tiana,
[04:16] (Flashback) Velokkio
    as of today, you're no longer
    a student at this school.
[04:21] (Flashback) Tiana
    Yes...
[04:23] (Flashback) Velokkio
    But you're still a mage.
[04:29] (Flashback) Velokkio
    Oh, you may have this as a gift.
[04:35] (Flashback) Tiana
    An igniter?
[04:38] (Flashback) Velokkio
    It's a goodbye gift.
[04:41] (Flashback) Velokkio
    You'd wanted it, right?
[04:46] (Flashback) Tiana
    Thank you, sir.
[04:48] Tiana
    I'd ruined the career of somebody I admired.
[04:53] Tiana
    He'd been caught up in the scandal with me.
[04:56] Tiana
    I'd taken away the title of Sage
    that he'd wanted so badly.
[05:01] Tiana
    Forever.
[05:03] Tiana
    But still, he spoke like nothing bothered
    him at all, and this is what he said.
[05:07] Tiana
    "Because nobody needs us, we are free."
[05:14] (Flashback) Velokkio
    But freedom can be quite restrictive.
[05:18] (Flashback) Tiana
    Huh?
[05:19] (Flashback) Velokkio
    No, nothing.
[05:23] (Flashback) Velokkio
    And we're going to find ourselves
    restricted in many ways.
[05:30] (Flashback) Velokkio
    We want to be free, but we
    want somebody to need us.
[05:36] (Flashback) Velokkio
    Perhaps humans deserve to be destroyed.
[05:45] (Flashback) Velokkio
    I'm joking.
[05:51] (Flashback) Velokkio
    It's strange, don't you think?
[05:53] (Flashback) Velokkio
    Even after all this, we can still laugh.
[05:58] (Flashback) Velokkio
    Perhaps it's a sign that
    the worst is yet to come.
[06:06] (Flashback) Tiana
    I was never able tell if you're
    joking or not, Master.
[06:11] (Flashback) Velokkio
    W-Was it not funny?
[06:14] (Flashback) Tiana
    It's more like...
[06:18] (Flashback) Tiana
    It's inappropriate.
[06:23] (Flashback) Velokkio
    I see.
[06:28] (Flashback) Velokkio
    Inappropriate? I suppose you're right.
[06:31] (Flashback) Velokkio
    I suppose you may be right.
[06:36] (Flashback) Tiana
    You seem to be enjoying this somehow.
[06:44] (Flashback) Tiana
    Master, you're laughing too much.
[06:47] (Flashback) Velokkio
    I'm sorry.
[06:49] (Flashback) Velokkio
    Just, whenever there's a silence,
    I can't help myself...
[06:55] (Flashback) Velokkio
    I say whatever's on my mind.
[07:01] (Flashback) Tiana
    Um, I'll be going.
[07:05] (Flashback) Velokkio
    Oh, yes.
[07:11] Tiana
    Was there something I could do for him?
[07:15] Tiana
    I wondered that, even though I knew
    I was overstepping myself.
[07:19] Tiana
    It was rude, almost impudent.
[07:23] Tiana
    I'm sorry. This is all my fault.
[07:28] (Flashback) Velokkio
    This is goodbye, isn't it?
[07:30] (Flashback) Velokkio
    Yes, of course it is.
[07:35] (Flashback) Velokkio
    I'll give you one last lesson, then.
[07:41] (Flashback) Velokkio
    To know who you are.
[07:44] (Flashback) Velokkio
    To know what you've learned,
    what you can do...
[07:49] (Flashback) Velokkio
    That's a treasure that
    nobody can take from you.
[07:52] (Flashback) Velokkio
    Remember that, at all times.
[08:00] (Flashback) Tiana
    That's not a joke, is it?
[08:07] (Flashback) Velokkio
    I'm sorry.
[08:09] (Flashback) Velokkio
    I couldn't say.
[08:17] Tiana
    Am I the only one who sometimes wonders
    when I wake up in the morning
[08:22] Tiana
    if maybe I'll open my eyes and everything
    will be back to how it was,
[08:25] Tiana
    before all this happened?
[08:36] Tiana
    If only it were true...
[08:39] Tiana
    I wonder if I'll wake up
    in my bed in the mansion,
[08:42] Tiana
    surrounded by pillows and fluffy blankets,
[08:44] Tiana
    and wonder how many wonderful things
    I'll learn about Alex today,
[08:50] Tiana
    or how many times I'll
    be of use to my Master.
[08:53] Tiana
    I was so happy, so blessed,
    to be a dreaming maiden like that.
[09:01] Tiana
    I'm sure everybody else has had
    the same thought at least once.
[09:06] Tiana
    "If only I could go back in time
    to when everything was fine..."
[09:19] Tiana
    We dream of a wish that not even the most
    ancient, powerful magic could grant,
[09:27] Tiana
    again and again, before we wake up...
[09:34] (Flashback) Nick
    Your birthday present.
[09:35] (Flashback) Claudine
    Wow, you remembered!
[09:39] (Flashback) Claudine
    This is just what I wanted!
[09:41] (Flashback) Nick
    I'm glad you like it, Claudine.
[09:44] (Flashback) Claudine
    But...
[09:46] (Flashback) Claudine
    More! I want more!
[09:51] (Flashback) Claudine
    The shriveled-up body of a Black
    Greatrock Worm, the half-eaten food...
[09:54] (Flashback) Claudine
    I want more!
[09:56] Nick
    C-Claudine?
[09:58] (Flashback) Claudine
    Everything that changed since I was sealed
    away, everything that hasn't changed...
[10:04] (Flashback) Claudine
    I want to see it all!
[10:06] Nick
    Get a hold of yourself, Claudine!
[10:14] Nick
    Was that his telepathy?
[10:18] Nick
    Don't send your sleep talk into my brain.
[10:22] Kizuna
    I want to see it all... to know it all...
[10:27] Nick
    Is it just me?
[10:31] Zem
    Is it just me?
[10:34] Curran
    Is it just me?
[10:38] Curran
    Good morning.
[10:39] All
    Morning!
[10:41] Kizuna
    I have no past I want to return to!
[10:44] Kizuna
    The time I'm spending with you now
    is the most fun I've ever had!
[10:46] Zem
    How innocent...
[10:48] Tiana
    I can't look!
    I can't bear to look at him, Nick!
[10:51] Curran
    I wish I was like that.
[11:05] Kizuna
    Yup, that's a Rasetsu Ogre.
[11:07] Zem
    I thought we beat him before...
[11:09] Nick
    It's not the same one, actually.
[11:13] Tiana
    They're reborn each time
    the Miasma gets thick.
[11:16] Tiana
    Poor things.
[11:18] Curran
    It's fun to chat with everybody.
[11:20] Kizuna
    Telepathy's not for chatting and having fun.
[11:25] Zem
    I'm nervous. I've never even
    used a Communications Gem.
[11:30] Curran
    I can hear you from all the way over here!
[11:33] Tiana
    You're too far ahead!
[11:35] Kizuna
    My true power isn't telepathy!
[11:38] Kizuna
    Behold the power of my blade!
[11:42] Nick
    Idiot! What was the point
    of using telepathy, then?!
[11:50] Kizuna
    A brute-force attack won't work on me!
[12:05] Kizuna
    Parallel.
[12:08] Curran
    There's more of them!
[12:09] Zem
    He did something!
[12:11] Tiana
    That's not fair.
[12:13] Kizuna
    I can use my telepathy to hear you all!
[12:20] Kizuna
    I can create up to five copies.
[12:23] Nick
    I feel tired for some reason.
[12:26] Kizuna
    Of course. I'm using your
    stamina and magic to do it.
[12:31] Nick
    What?
[12:32] Kizuna
    Haha! Don't worry about it.
[12:35] Kizuna
    Delete!
[12:39] Nick
    Well, I feel like I should be more
    concerned about part of that.
[12:42] Nick
    But I'm honestly amazed.
[12:44] Nick
    Your Parallel skill is amazing,
[12:46] Nick
    but so is your skill with a sword.
[12:48] Kizuna
    Sword skills were installed in me
    during the development stage.
[12:53] Curran
    Installed?
[12:55] Kizuna
    I mean that I absorbed the techniques
    of a swordsman who used me in the past!
[13:00] Tiana
    I knew it! That's cheating!
[13:01] Kizuna
    It's not cheating! How rude.
[13:04] Nick
    Either way, we're definitely
    glad to have you along.
[13:07] Kizuna
    I've got my most powerful technique, too.
[13:10] Nick
    I'm not planning on using
    Union at all for a while.
[13:13] Kizuna
    Wh-Why?
[13:15] Nick
    We can't use something that makes us
    collapse from exhaustion afterward.
[13:19] Kizuna
    What? Stingy bastard.
[13:20] Zem
    It's good to have something
    we can rely on if we have to.
[13:23] Tiana
    Yup. We're counting on you.
[13:26] Curran
    I'm hungry!
[13:27] Nick
    Maybe we should get something to eat.
[13:29] Nick
    What about you two?
[13:30] Curran
    I'm hungry!
[13:32] Tiana
    I'll go check on the dragons, then...
[13:35] Zem
    I'll go check on the ladies, then.
[13:38] Kizuna
    Hey! Don't use telepathy for chit-chat!
[13:46] Nick
    So you did end up coming with us.
[13:49] Kizuna
    Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
[13:51] Nick
    No fair using mental attacks!
[13:54] Kizuna
    I'm in my "fun" phase, and I have
    fun no matter what I'm doing.
[13:58] Curran
    What if somebody drops a pair
    of chopsticks? Is that fun?
[14:02] Kizuna
    It might be!
[14:06] Nick
    What are you talking about?
[14:09] Curran
    I smell something good!
[14:13] Kizuna
    This is...
[14:15] (Flashback) Claudine
    I want more!
[14:19] Kizuna
    It stimulates the appetite.
[14:21] Nick
    No, wait...
[14:25] Nick
    Well, whatever.
[14:28] Kizuna
    Yeah, this is good.
[14:31] Curran
    If you're not careful with how you
    prepare the fish, it gets all dry.
[14:35] Curran
    But they make it just right,
    and the sauce is great, too!
[14:39] Curran
    They know how to cook!
[14:42] Nick
    You've got high expectations.
[14:44] Curran
    I am a foodie, after all.
[14:46] Nick
    Yeah, you do eat through our food budget.
[14:50] Curran
    Survivors Rule #1.
[14:54] Nick
    Sorry, sorry.
[14:57] Claudine
    I'm so happy you remembered!
[15:06] Nick
    That's Claudine...
[15:09] Claudine
    This is just what I wanted!
[15:12] Jonathan
    I'm glad you like it, Claudine.
[15:17] Nick
    I'm glad you like it, Claudine.
[15:22] Claudine
    Actually, I have to go back to my hometown.
[15:26] Claudine
    My mom's sick and doesn't
    have much time left.
[15:30] Jonathan
    What?
[15:33] Claudine
    But it's so far away.
[15:35] Claudine
    It's a month by carriage!
[15:38] Claudine
    I need so much money!
[15:41] Claudine
    Money! I want money so badly!
[15:46] Claudine
    Sob! Sob! Sob!
[15:48] Jonathan
    Poor Claudine!
[15:50] Jonathan
    Don't worry. I'll take care of it all.
[15:53] Nick
    Hey there.
[15:56] Claudine
    Nick!
[15:57] Jonathan
    Wh-Who are you?
[15:59] Nick
    Poor thing. Your mom moved away, huh?
[16:04] Nick
    You told me she lived
    three days to the East.
[16:07] Claudine
    Th-Three days is pretty far!
[16:11] Nick
    Oh, and happy birthday.
[16:13] Nick
    You know, you're the first person I've met
    who has two birthdays in a year!
[16:18] Jonathan
    Wh-Who is this, Claudine?
[16:20] Claudine
    I-I don't remember inviting you.
[16:24] Claudine
    Wh-What?
[16:26] Nick
    If you sell that thing,
    it's an easy fraud charge.
[16:30] Nick
    It's an expensive luxury item,
    and clearly appraised.
[16:35] Claudine
    Let's go. Looks like this
    weirdo wants to bother us.
[16:38] Nick
    So, what's next? You're going to live the
    rest of your life with a bounty on your head?
[16:41] Nick
    Your mom will be so sad.
[16:46] Claudine
    Damn it!
[16:47] Nick
    Damage it, and you're liable for damages.
[16:55] Nick
    Here, this is yours, right?
[17:01] Jonathan
    Was she lying to me?
[17:05] Curran
    Hey, Nick.
[17:08] Curran
    Your meal's gotten cold.
[17:10] Nick
    Oh, sorry.
[17:12] Kizuna
    I'll take another Alley Cat Pudding
    Parfait with extra caramel!
[17:17] Nick
    Most gathering quests involve plants
    which only bloom in the Labyrinths.
[17:22] Nick
    Herbs, poisons...
[17:24] Nick
    Zem would know more about that than me.
[17:26] Nick
    If it's a cave Labyrinth,
    they'll ask for ores and jewels.
[17:31] Nick
    That's more suited for a dwarf who
    grew up in the mountains than us.
[17:40] Nick
    Did you get to see your mom, Claudine?
[17:42] Curran
    This is a present from Mom.
    She said to say hello.
[17:46] Nick
    Glad to hear she's doing well.
[17:48] Claudine
    She's made a full recovery, actually!
[17:51] Nick
    Amazing.
[17:52] Nick
    I'd love to recruit her for the Survivors.
[17:56] Leon
    You weren't very nice to our
    Claudine here, yesterday.
[18:00] Nick
    "Our"?
[18:01] Nick
    Oh, I just told her not to make her mom sad.
[18:06] Nick
    So, you're with the Iron Kitties?
[18:08] Claudine
    The Iron Tigers!
[18:10] Leon
    Leon.
[18:12] Nick
    Sorry. I'm bad with names.
[18:16] Nick
    You were planning on selling the necklace
[18:18] Nick
    to get the funds to run from
    the Iron Tigers, right?
[18:20] Leon
    What?
[18:21] Claudine
    L-Lies!
[18:23] Claudine
    He's just mad because I dumped him!
[18:26] Leon
    If girls don't like you,
    you see every girl as a villain.
[18:29] Nick
    And you villains both get along, then?
[18:31] Leon
    Why don't we take this outside, asshole?
[18:35] Curran
    Hey, Nick!
[18:37] Nick
    The kitty wants to sunbathe, he says.
[18:43] Leon
    This'll do, I suppose.
[18:45] Nick
    Yeah. Lots of sunlight.
[18:51] Leon
    I'm sorry!
[18:54] Leon
    Man, I am so sorry!
[18:58] Leon
    Claudine underestimated
    what you were capable of.
[19:01] Leon
    It's not easy to make money in a party.
[19:05] Leon
    I've heard all about you guys, you know.
[19:08] Leon
    And I'm glad you put a stop
    to Claudine's bullshit.
[19:12] Leon
    As for her... you can have her.
[19:17] Leon
    She's conned a lot of people,
    and made a lot of enemies.
[19:22] Leon
    Like you, right?
[19:25] Leon
    She made us a lot of money, but I
    think our time together's at an end.
[19:29] Leon
    And...
[19:32] Leon
    The Dragonian lady, the noble girl,
    and that naive-looking priest...
[19:38] Leon
    You've even got a kid with you lately.
[19:42] Leon
    Well?
[19:43] Leon
    You making bank?
[19:45] Nick
    What are you talking about?
[19:47] Leon
    You're robbing them blind, aren't you?
[19:50] Leon
    Like us.
[19:52] Nick
    Me?
[19:53] Nick
    Robbing Curran or Tiana?
[19:57] Nick
    Yeah?
[19:59] Nick
    I see...
[20:03] Leon
    Right?
[20:06] Nick
    Man, I can't believe you...
[20:11] Leon
    So, yeah, when you finally
    decide to blow up the party
[20:15] Leon
    and run off with the money,
    let us in on it...
[20:20] Nick
    Sorry.
[20:23] Nick
    I thought you were a
    Tigerian when I hit you.
[20:26] Nick
    I don't like hurting wimpy little kitties.
[20:37] Leon
    You're good.
[20:39] Nick
    You aren't, really.
[20:41] Leon
    Sh-Shut up!
[20:44] Nick
    I want money, too, you know.
[20:47] Nick
    Especially if I don't have to work for it.
[20:50] Nick
    But what would the money I got
    from scamming them be worth?
[20:55] Nick
    Even if I made a fortune,
    would the ale I got with it taste good?
[21:01] Nick
    Have you gotten to the point where
    you can get drunk on ale like that?
[21:06] Beg
    Wind Cluster!
[21:10] Beg
    I made it in time, little kitty.
[21:13] Leon
    If you were listening,
    you should have helped earlier.
[21:15] Nick
    If you think it's okay to
    ambush somebody two on one,
[21:19] Nick
    you haven't learned your manners.
[21:21] Beg
    It's your fault for eating
    a surprise attack—
[21:26] Curran
    It's whose fault for eating what now?
[21:31] Curran
    The only thing worth eating is food.
[21:33] Nick
    Sorry. Thanks for coming.
[21:35] Vilma
    That's enough!
[21:37] Nick
    The old lady!
[21:39] Vilma
    Call me Vilma!
[21:41] Nick
    Ow!
[21:41] Leon
    You can't dodge that?
[21:44] Vilma
    Leon, was it?
[21:45] Vilma
    That goes for you, too.
[21:48] Vilma
    Oh, and Curran, let the kid go.
[21:56] Vilma
    So, what now?
[21:58] Nick
    Huh? You didn't come to stop us?
[22:01] Vilma
    If you're going to follow the rules,
    I've got no intention of stopping you.
[22:04] Nick
    The rules?
[22:05] Leon
    Yeah, there's only one way to settle this.
[22:08] Leon
    A Mathematics Bare Knuckle Battle!
[22:13] All
    Mathematics Bare Knuckle?
SIGN    Next time: 
    "Mathematics Bare Knuckle"
[23:35] Vilma
    Next time: "Mathematics Bare Knuckle".