E1 - Disillusioned Adventurers

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[00:01] Old Man Kizuna
    Danger and opportunity are everywhere in
    this place they call the Labyrinth City.
[00:07] Old Man Kizuna
    The city itself is a labyrinth, and young
    men and women risk their lives there.
[00:17] Nick
    My name's Nick.
[00:18] Nick
    I'm a Swashbuckler with Masters of War,
    a group of skilled adventurers.
[00:22] Nick
    I've got a girlfriend, and life is great.
    My dream is to make Masters of War an A-Rank party...
[00:28] Argas
    Nick, we no longer need you in our party.
[00:31] Nick
    What?
[00:32] Nick
    Argas, the man I looked up to like a father,
    kicked me out of the party.
[00:38] Claudine
    Let's break up, then!
[00:41] Nick
    The girl I thought was my girlfriend
    dumped and betrayed me.
[00:45] Nick
    And the next thing I knew...
[00:47] Nick
    I was an idol otaku!
[00:53] Nick
    Agate!
SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't
    Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't 
    Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
SIGN    "Disillusioned Adventurers"
SIGN    "Disillusioned Adventurers"
SIGN    "Disillusioned Adventurers"
SIGN    "Disillusioned Adventurers"
SIGN    "Disillusioned Adventurers"
SIGN    "Disillusioned Adventurers"
SIGN    "Disillusioned Adventurers"
SIGN    "Disillusioned Adventurers"
[02:33] Nick
    You're the best, Agate!
[02:36] Agate
    Now, you all know what our next song is...
[02:38] Nick/Fans
    The "Saint's Fight Song"!
[02:52] (Flashback) Nick
    Why, Argas?
[02:56] (Flashback) Nick
    You want me to forgive Garosso, too,
    after he stole money from us for some girl?
[03:00] (Flashback) Argas
    It's not just Garosso.
[03:03] (Flashback) Argas
    You don't think like an adventurer!
[03:07] (Flashback) Argas
    You were just a kid when I
    took you in and raised you up,
[03:10] (Flashback) Argas
    and now you're telling everyone what to do.
[03:13] (Flashback) Nick
    What are you—
[03:15] (Flashback) Argas
    We're done talking. You and I just
    have different ways of doing things.
[03:19] (Flashback) Argas
    You aren't a kid anymore.
    Go find some place you're better suited to.
[03:24] (Flashback) Nick
    Argas, I...
[03:32] (Flashback) Nick
    I looked up to you...
[03:39] (Flashback) Agate
    You're soaked.
[03:51] (Flashback) Agate
    Um...
[03:57] (Flashback) Agate
    Don't shoo me off like some stray dog!
[04:00] (Flashback) Agate
    Um...
[04:06] (Flashback) Agate
    I-I'm an idol!
[04:09] (Flashback) Nick
    I don't see it.
[04:11] (Flashback) Agate
    I-I'm just getting started,
    but I'm working really hard.
[04:15] (Flashback) Nick
    No, I don't see why you're talking to me.
[04:18] (Flashback) Agate
    An idol's job is to cheer people up
    and give them courage!
[04:22] (Flashback) Agate
    I'll be at Southgate Hall tomorrow!
[04:25] (Flashback) Nick
    I'm not going.
[04:27] (Flashback) Agate
    Make sure you're there, Mr. Stray Dog!
[04:33] (Flashback) Nick
    I said I wasn't going...
SIGN    Elly Productions
    Fan Appreciation Event
    Starring
    Garnet Amber Agate Topaz
    7:00 PM at Southgate Hall
[04:38] (Flashback) Nick
    Agate?
[04:40] Agate
    Thank you, everyone!
[04:43] Nick
    I'm so glad I came!
[04:45] Sales Clerk
    Thank you for your purchase!
[04:51] Nick
    Agate was just wonderful...
SIGN    Adventurer's Guild Newbies
[05:01] Nick
    Now, time to meet some new friends at
    the place where adventurers gather.
[05:05] Nick
    If I'm gonna be an idol otaku, I want
    to make the money I spend honestly!
[05:09] Nick
    Just wait for me, Agate!
SIGN    Adventurer's Guild Newbies
SIGN    We at Moon Enjoy are the
                      LEGIT deal!
SIGN    We may look like
    n00bs but we ain't!
    yolo iykwim! 
SIGN    Moon Mascot
SIGN    2 Slots available!
SIGN    Lfg people who
    want to be S-Rank!
    Only apply if srs!!
SIGN    US
SIGN    We've only been
    around 4 2 months
    but we've got
    S-Rank Energy!
SIGN    Scary-lookin' dudes welcome
    
    
    
    No playboys
[05:25] Nick
    Okay!
[05:29] Nick
    Yah...
[05:30] Adventurer A
    Hm?
[05:33] Argas
    Nick, you're not cut out
    to be an adventurer.
[05:38] Nick
    Yah! Twah!
[05:40] Nick
    If only I could namedrop Masters of War...
[05:42] Wizard
    You want to join a party with me?
[05:45] Adventurer B
    Sure!
[05:46] Nick
    I can't believe in anyone anymore.
SIGN    Adventurer's Guild Newbies
[05:50] Clerk
    Better luck next time!
[05:53] Nick
    I couldn't talk to a single person...
[06:01] Adventurers
    Cheers!
[06:04] Female Adventurer
    It's delicious!
[06:05] Female Adventurer
    I'll never forget the taste of
    the food I shared with you all!
[06:09] Adventurer B
    To our new party!
[06:11] Party
    Cheers!
[06:14] Nick
    Yuck.
[06:17] Nick
    Maybe I can't laugh like that anymore...
[06:20] Waitress
    Party of three!
[06:23] Staff
    Welcome!
[06:24] Waitress
    Sorry, you'll have to share a table.
[06:25] Waitress
    Try to get along.
[06:26] Waitress
    Oh, one stewed mole-pig offal,
    coming right up!
[06:41] Nick
    A party?
[06:44] Nick
    Doesn't look like it...
[06:47] Drunk
    Hey there!
[06:49] Drunk
    You want to go on an adventure with me?
[06:53] Drunk
    I'm so sorry!
[06:56] Nick
    That jewel's pretty old. And expensive.
[07:02] Nick
    Every item of clothing she's wearing
    tells me she's from a rich family,
[07:07] Nick
    one that must've loved her a whole lot.
[07:10] Nick
    But she sticks out here, badly.
[07:15] Nick
    She looks like a mage, but...
[07:17] Nick
    Is she an assassin?
[07:24] Nick
    And that cleric's been drinking
    since before he got here.
[07:26] Nick
    With the girls on each side? No.
[07:30] Nick
    He just left a cabaret club.
    I can still smell their perfume.
[07:35] Nick
    And no medal, either,
    which means he was excommunicated.
[07:39] Nick
    Cleric is a popular job,
    and everybody's ignoring him.
[07:45] Nick
    And there's a dragonian.
[07:47] Nick
    She looks like she's seen
    more than her share of battles,
[07:49] Nick
    but she reminds me of a wounded animal.
[08:06] Nick
    To Argas. To my beautiful girlfriend.
[08:11] Nick
    And to the gloomy bastards in front of me.
[08:14] Nick
    Screw adventuring. Screw having a girlfriend.
[08:18] Nick
    Any friend I make is just
    going to betray me later.
[08:21] Nick
    I'll never be able to trust anyone.
[08:25] Nick
    Argas might be right.
[08:27] Nick
    Maybe I'm not cut out to be an adventurer.
[08:30] Nick
    But...
[08:39] Nick; Zem; Curran; Tiana
    You just can't trust anyone!
[08:53] (Flashback) Tiana
    Lightning Strike!
[09:05] (Flashback) Instructor A
    Just what I'd expect to see from
    the daughter of the Erenafelt clan!
[09:08] (Flashback) Instructor B
    You couldn't do that without mastering
    both water and wind magic!
[09:12] (Flashback) Tiana
    I'm not learning magic to become famous
    and powerful, but to train my mind.
[09:18] (Flashback) Velokkio
    You're amazing, Tiana.
[09:20] (Flashback) Velokkio
    You've mastered multi-element magic
    and still retain your humility.
[09:24] (Flashback) Velokkio
    You're the pride and joy of our school.
[09:28] (Flashback) Tiana
    Thank you, Master.
[09:33] Tiana
    Magic doesn't exist just to
    make our daily lives easier.
[09:38] Tiana
    Learning magic means learning
    about human society...
[09:42] Tiana
    and even about our world itself.
[09:58] (Flashback) Clerk
    Welcome!
[09:59] (Flashback) Tiana
    Is Alex here?
[10:01] (Flashback) Clerk
    Um...
[10:03] (Flashback) Tiana
    It's fine. I'll take some tea.
[10:07] (Flashback) Lynn
    Oh, Alex, you're so silly!
[10:10] (Flashback) Tiana
    Alex!
[10:13] (Flashback) Alex
    Hello, Tiana.
[10:14] (Flashback) Alex
    You're looking cheerful this morning!
[10:15] (Flashback) Tiana
    I'm feeling cheerful! Get this, Alex!
[10:18] (Flashback) Alex
    Did you astonish your teachers
    with another amazing spell?
[10:22] (Flashback) Tiana
    The teachers loved my lightning magic!
[10:26] (Flashback) Tiana
    I'll be able to graduate a year early!
[10:28] (Flashback) Alex
    That's, well...
[10:32] (Flashback) Lynn
    She's just like the rumors said.
[10:36] (Flashback) Tiana
    Who's that?
[10:37] (Flashback) Lynn
    I'm Lynn, the eldest daughter
    of the Delcott family.
[10:41] (Flashback) Tiana
    Oh, those merchants who got rich...
[10:43] (Flashback) Alex
    Don't talk to her like that.
[10:46] (Flashback) Alex
    I heard you're bullying her at school, too.
[10:49] (Flashback) Tiana
    Huh?!
[10:50] (Flashback) Alex
    Tiana, I know you've got it out for Lynn.
[10:55] (Flashback) Tiana
    What are you talking about?
[10:56] (Flashback) Lynn
    You even seduced the school's teachers...
[10:58] (Flashback) Tiana
    You just insulted not only me,
    but the entire school.
[11:03] (Flashback) Alex
    The teachers are suspected of taking
    bribes to change students' grades.
[11:09] (Flashback) Tiana
    Th-That's ridiculous...
[11:10] Alex
    You need to stop, Tiana!
[11:13] (Flashback) Tiana
    A-Alex?
[11:15] (Flashback) Alex
    It's always the same thing with you.
[11:16] (Flashback) Alex
    You're either bragging about your magic
[11:18] (Flashback) Alex
    or looking down on people who aren't
    as rich and powerful as you.
[11:21] (Flashback) Alex
    You always said you were
    "working hard for me," right?
[11:24] (Flashback) Alex
    Working hard for me? Hah!
[11:26] (Flashback) Alex
    Do you know what they're all saying about me
    now that you're the school's top student?
[11:30] (Flashback) Alex
    I was supposed to be in the
    Mages Union like my father,
[11:33] (Flashback) Alex
    and now my fiancée is better than me!
[11:35] (Flashback) Alex
    Do you know what they say?
[11:38] (Flashback) Tiana
    Alex...
[11:40] (Flashback) Alex
    It's over.
[11:41] (Flashback) Alex
    My engagement to you...
    All those days of humiliation...
[11:46] (Flashback) Alex
    Tiana...
[11:48] (Flashback) Alex
    who was it you were looking at?
[12:26] Alex
    Who was it you were looking at?
[12:30] Alex
    Who were you seeing in front of you?
[12:39] Tiana
    Maybe I was only seeing myself.
[13:04] (Flashback) Researcher
    Sorry, we can't hire anybody
    without a letter of recommendation.
[13:07] (Flashback) Blacksmith
    A noblewoman wouldn't last a day here.
[13:10] (Flashback) Shopkeeper
    Sorry, we're not hiring.
[13:17] (Flashback) Tiana
    It's harder to find a job than I thought.
SIGN    Your chance to get rich!
SIGN    Terane Dragon Racetrack Betting Slip
[13:27] Crowd
    Go! You can do it!
[13:27] Tiana
    Come on! Come on! Come on!
[13:30] Tiana
    Come on! Come on!
[13:40] (Flashback) Tiana
    I won...
[13:41] Tiana
    That's the scary thing about gambling.
[13:44] Tiana
    It wasn't long before I went through the
    same thing that happens to every gambler.
[13:51] (Flashback) Tiana
    I lost.
[13:56] Tiana
    How am I going to pay the rent?
SIGN    Come be an
    adventurer!
[14:05] (Flashback) Adventurer E
    Hey, you're a mage, right?
[14:09] (Flashback) Adventurer E
    No, never mind! Sorry!
[14:15] (Flashback) Tiana
    Oops. Gotta remember to smile.
[14:17] (Flashback) Adventurer F
    Um...
[14:20] (Flashback) Adventurer F
    A monster! Run away!
[14:24] (Flashback) Waitress
    Party of three!
[14:26] (Flashback) Staff
    Welcome!
[14:27] (Flashback) Waitress
    Sorry, you'll have to share a table.
[14:29] (Flashback) Waitress
    Try to get along.
[14:30] (Flashback) Waitress
    Oh, one stewed mole-pig offal,
    coming right up!
[14:36] Nick
    Your fiancé dumped you, huh?
[14:38] Nick
    That's rough.
[14:40] Zem
    You're in no position to talk.
[14:41] Nick
    Wow, harsh. What about you, Mr. Cleric?
[14:51] Zem
    I...
[14:54] Zem
    My city is known for its medicinal herbs,
[14:56] Zem
    and for its temple worshiping the
    god of Divine Inspiration, Medler.
[15:00] Zem
    I was a cleric there.
[15:03] (Flashback) Miril
    Father Zem! Father Zem!
[15:05] (Flashback) Miril
    Look at this!
[15:09] (Flashback) Miril
    I even found some Pilchard Grass.
[15:11] (Flashback) Zem
    Wonderful.
[15:13] (Flashback) Zem
    Thank you, Miril.
[15:16] (Flashback) Zem
    Here's a little something for you.
[15:22] (Flashback) Miril
    Bye, Father Zem!
[15:33] (Flashback) Miril
    Father Zem!
[15:35] (Flashback) Zem
    Hello, Miril.
[15:36] (Flashback) Zem
    You're later than usual today.
[15:38] (Flashback) Miril
    I was working extra hard for you!
[15:45] (Flashback) Miril
    Father Zem, do you like me?
[15:48] (Flashback) Zem
    You're being a spoiled
    little girl today, I see.
[15:50] (Flashback) Miril
    No, I'm all grown up!
[15:54] (Flashback) Miril
    But...
[15:55] (Flashback) Miril
    I want to be more of a grown-up.
[16:00] (Flashback) Zem
    Thank you, Miril.
[16:02] (Flashback) Zem
    But listen to me. I'm a man of the cloth.
[16:07] (Flashback) Zem
    I'm not allowed to date anyone.
[16:10] (Flashback) Zem
    You should expend your
    efforts for your own sake.
[16:17] (Flashback) Miril
    Father Zem, you jerk!
[16:19] (Flashback) Miril
    I hate you!
[16:32] (Flashback) Miril
    This is your fault, Father Zem.
[16:38] (Flashback) Patient
    Thank you, Father Zem.
[16:40] (Flashback) Zem
    Not at all...
[16:42] (Flashback) Patient
    Oh, I haven't congratulated you yet.
[16:46] (Flashback) Patient
    I've heard you're being
    promoted to High Cleric!
[16:50] (Flashback) Zem
    That's a strange rumor to spread
    about a young kid like me.
[16:55] (Flashback) Priest
    Out of the way!
[16:56] (Flashback) Priest
    Is Zem here?!
[16:59] (Flashback) Zem
    What's going on?
[17:01] (Flashback) Zem
    Miril! What's wrong?
[17:04] (Flashback) Zem
    Poor thing...
[17:06] (Flashback) Zem
    Who did this?
[17:08] (Flashback) Priest B
    Don't play dumb!
[17:10] (Flashback) Priest B
    You were even paying her!
[17:14] (Flashback) Zem
    M-Miril!
[17:16] (Flashback) Miril
    I believed in you, Father Zem!
[17:23] (Flashback) Zem
    Miril...
[17:31] (Flashback) Guard
    Are you too good for the 
    food here, Your Holiness?
[17:35] Zem
    Three months.
[17:37] Zem
    I was in there for three months
    before being banished.
[17:40] Zem
    Nobody believed I was innocent.
[17:43] (Flashback) Citizen
    Get out of our city, pervert!
[17:48] (Flashback) Patient
    I was a fool to believe in you!
[18:01] (Flashback) Velkia
    Oh, Father! Welcome!
[18:04] (Flashback) Velkia
    Are you on a pilgrimage?
[18:08] (Flashback) Zem
    Something like that.
[18:14] (Flashback) Zem
    Are you in need of healing?
[18:38] (Flashback) Velkia
    Did you sleep well?
[18:41] (Flashback) Velkia
    Thanks to you, the pain in my back is gone.
[18:44] (Flashback) Velkia
    You saw for yourself, right?
[18:56] (Flashback) Zem
    You shouldn't overwork yourself.
[18:57] (Flashback) Zem
    Chronic back pain takes time to heal.
[19:03] (Flashback) Velkia
    You'll have to stay here
    a little longer, then.
[19:07] (Flashback) Velkia
    That was a joke.
[19:08] (Flashback) Velkia
    You should go to Labyrinth City
    and become an adventurer.
[19:14] (Flashback) Velkia
    Make friends. Fall in love.
[19:17] (Flashback) Velkia
    Let loose once in a while.
[19:20] (Flashback) Velkia
    Go out and see the world.
[19:23] (Flashback) Velkia
    You're not a criminal.
[19:28] (Flashback) Velkia
    Right?
[19:29] (Flashback) Zem
    But I...
[19:33] (Flashback) Velkia
    Oh, I've got something for you.
[19:41] (Flashback) Zem
    I can't accept this.
[19:44] (Flashback) Velkia
    Think of it as a donation
    to the church, Father.
[19:48] (Flashback) Zem
    "Former" Father.
[19:51] (Flashback) Velkia
    Some idiot stayed here once and left
    it as collateral for the room charge.
[19:57] (Flashback) Velkia
    You have to live, don't you?
[20:00] (Flashback) Zem
    Right.
[20:01] Nick
    And then you took a bit too much of
    a liking to the ladies, is that it?
[20:05] Zem
    That's a rude way to put it,
    but yes, essentially.
[20:11] Tiana
    Maybe all guys are like that.
[20:17] Nick
    Well, I can't believe
    everything you guys say.
[20:21] Nick
    They're just stories told over a mug of beer.
[20:24] Nick
    Stories from people I'll never
    see again after tonight.
[20:28] Nick
    It's the same for you all, right?
[20:30] Tiana
    Yes, that's true.
[20:33] Zem
    I'm actually going to defeat
    the Demon King after this.
[20:39] Nick
    And?
[20:41] Nick
    Is it your turn?
[20:45] Curran
    I...
[20:51] Curran
    Something important was stolen from me...
[20:56] Curran
    By the person who was
    most important to me...
[20:59] Curran
    So I says to the guy, I says,
    "You can't take it!"
[21:03] Zem
    She's falling-down drunk...
[21:05] Curran
    Are you listening?
[21:06] Zem
    Yes, I'm listening!
[21:08] Curran
    So anyway, I says to him...
[21:13] (Flashback) Claudine
    Wow...
[21:16] (Flashback) Claudine
    You're the best!
[21:19] (Flashback) Claudine
    So,
[21:21] (Flashback) Claudine
    let's break up, then!
[21:22] (Flashback) Nick
    What are you talking about?
[21:26] (Flashback) Leon
    Girls don't like pushy guys!
[21:29] (Flashback) Nick
    Why do you have that?!
[21:32] (Flashback) Claudine
    Nick, you really were... the best
    mark for a con I've ever met!
[21:36] (Flashback) Nick
    Wait, Claudine!
[21:38] (Flashback) Nick
    Tell me it's not true!
[21:43] Nick
    Ow...
[21:51] Nick
    Who are these people?
[21:54] Curran
    I can't eat another bite...
[21:59] (Flashback) Nick; Zem; Curran; Tiana
    You just can't trust anyone!
[22:05] Nick
    So, who the hell are you?
[22:07] Nick
    Get out of here.
[22:08] Nick
    Also, where the hell am I?
[22:10] Tiana
    I'm Tiana the mage, and this is my room.
[22:14] Tiana
    You need to leave, not me.
[22:17] Nick
    'Kay, bye.
[22:19] Zem
    I've embarrassed myself so badly...
[22:20] Curran
    Sorry.
[22:30] (Flashback) Agate
    I-I'm an idol!
[22:36] Nick
    Wait...
[22:40] Nick
    Wait a second!
[22:41] Nick
    Is this really okay?
[22:43] Zem
    What?
[22:45] Nick
    If we split up, can we make
    enough money to survive?
[22:53] Nick
    Whether it's being an idol otaku,
    or eating too much fancy food,
[22:55] Nick
    or gambling, or carousing with girls...
[22:58] Nick
    We don't even know if we'll have enough
    money to rent a room the next day,
[23:02] Nick
    let alone do the things we love!
[23:04] Nick
    Is it okay for us to just live like that?
[23:08] Nick
    Are you okay with that?
[23:09] Nick
    Do the things we love mean so little to us?
[23:14] Zem
    But that doesn't mean...
[23:16] Nick
    So why don't we...
[23:18] Nick
    If the four of us can't trust anybody,
[23:20] Nick
    why don't we all form a party together?
[23:23] Old Man Kizuna
    Someday, the four of them
    would go on to save the world.
[23:30] Old Man Kizuna
    But that won't happen for
    a long, long time...
SIGN    Next time:
    "The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!"
[23:35] Nick
    Next time:
    "The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!"