E1 - Disillusioned Adventurers
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[00:01] Old Man Kizuna
Danger and opportunity are everywhere in
this place they call the Labyrinth City.
[00:07] Old Man Kizuna
The city itself is a labyrinth, and young
men and women risk their lives there.
[00:17] Nick
My name's Nick.
[00:18] Nick
I'm a Swashbuckler with Masters of War,
a group of skilled adventurers.
[00:22] Nick
I've got a girlfriend, and life is great.
My dream is to make Masters of War an A-Rank party...
[00:28] Argas
Nick, we no longer need you in our party.
[00:31] Nick
What?
[00:32] Nick
Argas, the man I looked up to like a father,
kicked me out of the party.
[00:38] Claudine
Let's break up, then!
[00:41] Nick
The girl I thought was my girlfriend
dumped and betrayed me.
[00:45] Nick
And the next thing I knew...
[00:47] Nick
I was an idol otaku!
[00:53] Nick
Agate!
SIGN Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't
Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
SIGN Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't
Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
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[02:33] Nick
You're the best, Agate!
[02:36] Agate
Now, you all know what our next song is...
[02:38] Nick/Fans
The "Saint's Fight Song"!
[02:52] (Flashback) Nick
Why, Argas?
[02:56] (Flashback) Nick
You want me to forgive Garosso, too,
after he stole money from us for some girl?
[03:00] (Flashback) Argas
It's not just Garosso.
[03:03] (Flashback) Argas
You don't think like an adventurer!
[03:07] (Flashback) Argas
You were just a kid when I
took you in and raised you up,
[03:10] (Flashback) Argas
and now you're telling everyone what to do.
[03:13] (Flashback) Nick
What are you—
[03:15] (Flashback) Argas
We're done talking. You and I just
have different ways of doing things.
[03:19] (Flashback) Argas
You aren't a kid anymore.
Go find some place you're better suited to.
[03:24] (Flashback) Nick
Argas, I...
[03:32] (Flashback) Nick
I looked up to you...
[03:39] (Flashback) Agate
You're soaked.
[03:51] (Flashback) Agate
Um...
[03:57] (Flashback) Agate
Don't shoo me off like some stray dog!
[04:00] (Flashback) Agate
Um...
[04:06] (Flashback) Agate
I-I'm an idol!
[04:09] (Flashback) Nick
I don't see it.
[04:11] (Flashback) Agate
I-I'm just getting started,
but I'm working really hard.
[04:15] (Flashback) Nick
No, I don't see why you're talking to me.
[04:18] (Flashback) Agate
An idol's job is to cheer people up
and give them courage!
[04:22] (Flashback) Agate
I'll be at Southgate Hall tomorrow!
[04:25] (Flashback) Nick
I'm not going.
[04:27] (Flashback) Agate
Make sure you're there, Mr. Stray Dog!
[04:33] (Flashback) Nick
I said I wasn't going...
SIGN Elly Productions
Fan Appreciation Event
Starring
Garnet Amber Agate Topaz
7:00 PM at Southgate Hall
[04:38] (Flashback) Nick
Agate?
[04:40] Agate
Thank you, everyone!
[04:43] Nick
I'm so glad I came!
[04:45] Sales Clerk
Thank you for your purchase!
[04:51] Nick
Agate was just wonderful...
SIGN Adventurer's Guild Newbies
[05:01] Nick
Now, time to meet some new friends at
the place where adventurers gather.
[05:05] Nick
If I'm gonna be an idol otaku, I want
to make the money I spend honestly!
[05:09] Nick
Just wait for me, Agate!
SIGN Adventurer's Guild Newbies
SIGN We at Moon Enjoy are the
LEGIT deal!
SIGN We may look like
n00bs but we ain't!
yolo iykwim!
SIGN Moon Mascot
SIGN 2 Slots available!
SIGN Lfg people who
want to be S-Rank!
Only apply if srs!!
SIGN US
SIGN We've only been
around 4 2 months
but we've got
S-Rank Energy!
SIGN Scary-lookin' dudes welcome
No playboys
[05:25] Nick
Okay!
[05:29] Nick
Yah...
[05:30] Adventurer A
Hm?
[05:33] Argas
Nick, you're not cut out
to be an adventurer.
[05:38] Nick
Yah! Twah!
[05:40] Nick
If only I could namedrop Masters of War...
[05:42] Wizard
You want to join a party with me?
[05:45] Adventurer B
Sure!
[05:46] Nick
I can't believe in anyone anymore.
SIGN Adventurer's Guild Newbies
[05:50] Clerk
Better luck next time!
[05:53] Nick
I couldn't talk to a single person...
[06:01] Adventurers
Cheers!
[06:04] Female Adventurer
It's delicious!
[06:05] Female Adventurer
I'll never forget the taste of
the food I shared with you all!
[06:09] Adventurer B
To our new party!
[06:11] Party
Cheers!
[06:14] Nick
Yuck.
[06:17] Nick
Maybe I can't laugh like that anymore...
[06:20] Waitress
Party of three!
[06:23] Staff
Welcome!
[06:24] Waitress
Sorry, you'll have to share a table.
[06:25] Waitress
Try to get along.
[06:26] Waitress
Oh, one stewed mole-pig offal,
coming right up!
[06:41] Nick
A party?
[06:44] Nick
Doesn't look like it...
[06:47] Drunk
Hey there!
[06:49] Drunk
You want to go on an adventure with me?
[06:53] Drunk
I'm so sorry!
[06:56] Nick
That jewel's pretty old. And expensive.
[07:02] Nick
Every item of clothing she's wearing
tells me she's from a rich family,
[07:07] Nick
one that must've loved her a whole lot.
[07:10] Nick
But she sticks out here, badly.
[07:15] Nick
She looks like a mage, but...
[07:17] Nick
Is she an assassin?
[07:24] Nick
And that cleric's been drinking
since before he got here.
[07:26] Nick
With the girls on each side? No.
[07:30] Nick
He just left a cabaret club.
I can still smell their perfume.
[07:35] Nick
And no medal, either,
which means he was excommunicated.
[07:39] Nick
Cleric is a popular job,
and everybody's ignoring him.
[07:45] Nick
And there's a dragonian.
[07:47] Nick
She looks like she's seen
more than her share of battles,
[07:49] Nick
but she reminds me of a wounded animal.
[08:06] Nick
To Argas. To my beautiful girlfriend.
[08:11] Nick
And to the gloomy bastards in front of me.
[08:14] Nick
Screw adventuring. Screw having a girlfriend.
[08:18] Nick
Any friend I make is just
going to betray me later.
[08:21] Nick
I'll never be able to trust anyone.
[08:25] Nick
Argas might be right.
[08:27] Nick
Maybe I'm not cut out to be an adventurer.
[08:30] Nick
But...
[08:39] Nick; Zem; Curran; Tiana
You just can't trust anyone!
[08:53] (Flashback) Tiana
Lightning Strike!
[09:05] (Flashback) Instructor A
Just what I'd expect to see from
the daughter of the Erenafelt clan!
[09:08] (Flashback) Instructor B
You couldn't do that without mastering
both water and wind magic!
[09:12] (Flashback) Tiana
I'm not learning magic to become famous
and powerful, but to train my mind.
[09:18] (Flashback) Velokkio
You're amazing, Tiana.
[09:20] (Flashback) Velokkio
You've mastered multi-element magic
and still retain your humility.
[09:24] (Flashback) Velokkio
You're the pride and joy of our school.
[09:28] (Flashback) Tiana
Thank you, Master.
[09:33] Tiana
Magic doesn't exist just to
make our daily lives easier.
[09:38] Tiana
Learning magic means learning
about human society...
[09:42] Tiana
and even about our world itself.
[09:58] (Flashback) Clerk
Welcome!
[09:59] (Flashback) Tiana
Is Alex here?
[10:01] (Flashback) Clerk
Um...
[10:03] (Flashback) Tiana
It's fine. I'll take some tea.
[10:07] (Flashback) Lynn
Oh, Alex, you're so silly!
[10:10] (Flashback) Tiana
Alex!
[10:13] (Flashback) Alex
Hello, Tiana.
[10:14] (Flashback) Alex
You're looking cheerful this morning!
[10:15] (Flashback) Tiana
I'm feeling cheerful! Get this, Alex!
[10:18] (Flashback) Alex
Did you astonish your teachers
with another amazing spell?
[10:22] (Flashback) Tiana
The teachers loved my lightning magic!
[10:26] (Flashback) Tiana
I'll be able to graduate a year early!
[10:28] (Flashback) Alex
That's, well...
[10:32] (Flashback) Lynn
She's just like the rumors said.
[10:36] (Flashback) Tiana
Who's that?
[10:37] (Flashback) Lynn
I'm Lynn, the eldest daughter
of the Delcott family.
[10:41] (Flashback) Tiana
Oh, those merchants who got rich...
[10:43] (Flashback) Alex
Don't talk to her like that.
[10:46] (Flashback) Alex
I heard you're bullying her at school, too.
[10:49] (Flashback) Tiana
Huh?!
[10:50] (Flashback) Alex
Tiana, I know you've got it out for Lynn.
[10:55] (Flashback) Tiana
What are you talking about?
[10:56] (Flashback) Lynn
You even seduced the school's teachers...
[10:58] (Flashback) Tiana
You just insulted not only me,
but the entire school.
[11:03] (Flashback) Alex
The teachers are suspected of taking
bribes to change students' grades.
[11:09] (Flashback) Tiana
Th-That's ridiculous...
[11:10] Alex
You need to stop, Tiana!
[11:13] (Flashback) Tiana
A-Alex?
[11:15] (Flashback) Alex
It's always the same thing with you.
[11:16] (Flashback) Alex
You're either bragging about your magic
[11:18] (Flashback) Alex
or looking down on people who aren't
as rich and powerful as you.
[11:21] (Flashback) Alex
You always said you were
"working hard for me," right?
[11:24] (Flashback) Alex
Working hard for me? Hah!
[11:26] (Flashback) Alex
Do you know what they're all saying about me
now that you're the school's top student?
[11:30] (Flashback) Alex
I was supposed to be in the
Mages Union like my father,
[11:33] (Flashback) Alex
and now my fiancée is better than me!
[11:35] (Flashback) Alex
Do you know what they say?
[11:38] (Flashback) Tiana
Alex...
[11:40] (Flashback) Alex
It's over.
[11:41] (Flashback) Alex
My engagement to you...
All those days of humiliation...
[11:46] (Flashback) Alex
Tiana...
[11:48] (Flashback) Alex
who was it you were looking at?
[12:26] Alex
Who was it you were looking at?
[12:30] Alex
Who were you seeing in front of you?
[12:39] Tiana
Maybe I was only seeing myself.
[13:04] (Flashback) Researcher
Sorry, we can't hire anybody
without a letter of recommendation.
[13:07] (Flashback) Blacksmith
A noblewoman wouldn't last a day here.
[13:10] (Flashback) Shopkeeper
Sorry, we're not hiring.
[13:17] (Flashback) Tiana
It's harder to find a job than I thought.
SIGN Your chance to get rich!
SIGN Terane Dragon Racetrack Betting Slip
[13:27] Crowd
Go! You can do it!
[13:27] Tiana
Come on! Come on! Come on!
[13:30] Tiana
Come on! Come on!
[13:40] (Flashback) Tiana
I won...
[13:41] Tiana
That's the scary thing about gambling.
[13:44] Tiana
It wasn't long before I went through the
same thing that happens to every gambler.
[13:51] (Flashback) Tiana
I lost.
[13:56] Tiana
How am I going to pay the rent?
SIGN Come be an
adventurer!
[14:05] (Flashback) Adventurer E
Hey, you're a mage, right?
[14:09] (Flashback) Adventurer E
No, never mind! Sorry!
[14:15] (Flashback) Tiana
Oops. Gotta remember to smile.
[14:17] (Flashback) Adventurer F
Um...
[14:20] (Flashback) Adventurer F
A monster! Run away!
[14:24] (Flashback) Waitress
Party of three!
[14:26] (Flashback) Staff
Welcome!
[14:27] (Flashback) Waitress
Sorry, you'll have to share a table.
[14:29] (Flashback) Waitress
Try to get along.
[14:30] (Flashback) Waitress
Oh, one stewed mole-pig offal,
coming right up!
[14:36] Nick
Your fiancé dumped you, huh?
[14:38] Nick
That's rough.
[14:40] Zem
You're in no position to talk.
[14:41] Nick
Wow, harsh. What about you, Mr. Cleric?
[14:51] Zem
I...
[14:54] Zem
My city is known for its medicinal herbs,
[14:56] Zem
and for its temple worshiping the
god of Divine Inspiration, Medler.
[15:00] Zem
I was a cleric there.
[15:03] (Flashback) Miril
Father Zem! Father Zem!
[15:05] (Flashback) Miril
Look at this!
[15:09] (Flashback) Miril
I even found some Pilchard Grass.
[15:11] (Flashback) Zem
Wonderful.
[15:13] (Flashback) Zem
Thank you, Miril.
[15:16] (Flashback) Zem
Here's a little something for you.
[15:22] (Flashback) Miril
Bye, Father Zem!
[15:33] (Flashback) Miril
Father Zem!
[15:35] (Flashback) Zem
Hello, Miril.
[15:36] (Flashback) Zem
You're later than usual today.
[15:38] (Flashback) Miril
I was working extra hard for you!
[15:45] (Flashback) Miril
Father Zem, do you like me?
[15:48] (Flashback) Zem
You're being a spoiled
little girl today, I see.
[15:50] (Flashback) Miril
No, I'm all grown up!
[15:54] (Flashback) Miril
But...
[15:55] (Flashback) Miril
I want to be more of a grown-up.
[16:00] (Flashback) Zem
Thank you, Miril.
[16:02] (Flashback) Zem
But listen to me. I'm a man of the cloth.
[16:07] (Flashback) Zem
I'm not allowed to date anyone.
[16:10] (Flashback) Zem
You should expend your
efforts for your own sake.
[16:17] (Flashback) Miril
Father Zem, you jerk!
[16:19] (Flashback) Miril
I hate you!
[16:32] (Flashback) Miril
This is your fault, Father Zem.
[16:38] (Flashback) Patient
Thank you, Father Zem.
[16:40] (Flashback) Zem
Not at all...
[16:42] (Flashback) Patient
Oh, I haven't congratulated you yet.
[16:46] (Flashback) Patient
I've heard you're being
promoted to High Cleric!
[16:50] (Flashback) Zem
That's a strange rumor to spread
about a young kid like me.
[16:55] (Flashback) Priest
Out of the way!
[16:56] (Flashback) Priest
Is Zem here?!
[16:59] (Flashback) Zem
What's going on?
[17:01] (Flashback) Zem
Miril! What's wrong?
[17:04] (Flashback) Zem
Poor thing...
[17:06] (Flashback) Zem
Who did this?
[17:08] (Flashback) Priest B
Don't play dumb!
[17:10] (Flashback) Priest B
You were even paying her!
[17:14] (Flashback) Zem
M-Miril!
[17:16] (Flashback) Miril
I believed in you, Father Zem!
[17:23] (Flashback) Zem
Miril...
[17:31] (Flashback) Guard
Are you too good for the
food here, Your Holiness?
[17:35] Zem
Three months.
[17:37] Zem
I was in there for three months
before being banished.
[17:40] Zem
Nobody believed I was innocent.
[17:43] (Flashback) Citizen
Get out of our city, pervert!
[17:48] (Flashback) Patient
I was a fool to believe in you!
[18:01] (Flashback) Velkia
Oh, Father! Welcome!
[18:04] (Flashback) Velkia
Are you on a pilgrimage?
[18:08] (Flashback) Zem
Something like that.
[18:14] (Flashback) Zem
Are you in need of healing?
[18:38] (Flashback) Velkia
Did you sleep well?
[18:41] (Flashback) Velkia
Thanks to you, the pain in my back is gone.
[18:44] (Flashback) Velkia
You saw for yourself, right?
[18:56] (Flashback) Zem
You shouldn't overwork yourself.
[18:57] (Flashback) Zem
Chronic back pain takes time to heal.
[19:03] (Flashback) Velkia
You'll have to stay here
a little longer, then.
[19:07] (Flashback) Velkia
That was a joke.
[19:08] (Flashback) Velkia
You should go to Labyrinth City
and become an adventurer.
[19:14] (Flashback) Velkia
Make friends. Fall in love.
[19:17] (Flashback) Velkia
Let loose once in a while.
[19:20] (Flashback) Velkia
Go out and see the world.
[19:23] (Flashback) Velkia
You're not a criminal.
[19:28] (Flashback) Velkia
Right?
[19:29] (Flashback) Zem
But I...
[19:33] (Flashback) Velkia
Oh, I've got something for you.
[19:41] (Flashback) Zem
I can't accept this.
[19:44] (Flashback) Velkia
Think of it as a donation
to the church, Father.
[19:48] (Flashback) Zem
"Former" Father.
[19:51] (Flashback) Velkia
Some idiot stayed here once and left
it as collateral for the room charge.
[19:57] (Flashback) Velkia
You have to live, don't you?
[20:00] (Flashback) Zem
Right.
[20:01] Nick
And then you took a bit too much of
a liking to the ladies, is that it?
[20:05] Zem
That's a rude way to put it,
but yes, essentially.
[20:11] Tiana
Maybe all guys are like that.
[20:17] Nick
Well, I can't believe
everything you guys say.
[20:21] Nick
They're just stories told over a mug of beer.
[20:24] Nick
Stories from people I'll never
see again after tonight.
[20:28] Nick
It's the same for you all, right?
[20:30] Tiana
Yes, that's true.
[20:33] Zem
I'm actually going to defeat
the Demon King after this.
[20:39] Nick
And?
[20:41] Nick
Is it your turn?
[20:45] Curran
I...
[20:51] Curran
Something important was stolen from me...
[20:56] Curran
By the person who was
most important to me...
[20:59] Curran
So I says to the guy, I says,
"You can't take it!"
[21:03] Zem
She's falling-down drunk...
[21:05] Curran
Are you listening?
[21:06] Zem
Yes, I'm listening!
[21:08] Curran
So anyway, I says to him...
[21:13] (Flashback) Claudine
Wow...
[21:16] (Flashback) Claudine
You're the best!
[21:19] (Flashback) Claudine
So,
[21:21] (Flashback) Claudine
let's break up, then!
[21:22] (Flashback) Nick
What are you talking about?
[21:26] (Flashback) Leon
Girls don't like pushy guys!
[21:29] (Flashback) Nick
Why do you have that?!
[21:32] (Flashback) Claudine
Nick, you really were... the best
mark for a con I've ever met!
[21:36] (Flashback) Nick
Wait, Claudine!
[21:38] (Flashback) Nick
Tell me it's not true!
[21:43] Nick
Ow...
[21:51] Nick
Who are these people?
[21:54] Curran
I can't eat another bite...
[21:59] (Flashback) Nick; Zem; Curran; Tiana
You just can't trust anyone!
[22:05] Nick
So, who the hell are you?
[22:07] Nick
Get out of here.
[22:08] Nick
Also, where the hell am I?
[22:10] Tiana
I'm Tiana the mage, and this is my room.
[22:14] Tiana
You need to leave, not me.
[22:17] Nick
'Kay, bye.
[22:19] Zem
I've embarrassed myself so badly...
[22:20] Curran
Sorry.
[22:30] (Flashback) Agate
I-I'm an idol!
[22:36] Nick
Wait...
[22:40] Nick
Wait a second!
[22:41] Nick
Is this really okay?
[22:43] Zem
What?
[22:45] Nick
If we split up, can we make
enough money to survive?
[22:53] Nick
Whether it's being an idol otaku,
or eating too much fancy food,
[22:55] Nick
or gambling, or carousing with girls...
[22:58] Nick
We don't even know if we'll have enough
money to rent a room the next day,
[23:02] Nick
let alone do the things we love!
[23:04] Nick
Is it okay for us to just live like that?
[23:08] Nick
Are you okay with that?
[23:09] Nick
Do the things we love mean so little to us?
[23:14] Zem
But that doesn't mean...
[23:16] Nick
So why don't we...
[23:18] Nick
If the four of us can't trust anybody,
[23:20] Nick
why don't we all form a party together?
[23:23] Old Man Kizuna
Someday, the four of them
would go on to save the world.
[23:30] Old Man Kizuna
But that won't happen for
a long, long time...
SIGN Next time:
"The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!"
[23:35] Nick
Next time:
"The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!"