Season 1 E1 - Disillusioned Adventurers Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Old Man Kizuna     Danger and opportunity are everywhere in     this place they call the Labyrinth City. [00:07] Old Man Kizuna     The city itself is a labyrinth, and young     men and women risk their lives there. [00:17] Nick     My name's Nick. [00:18] Nick     I'm a Swashbuckler with Masters of War,     a group of skilled adventurers. [00:22] Nick     I've got a girlfriend, and life is great.     My dream is to make Masters of War an A-Rank party... [00:28] Argas     Nick, we no longer need you in our party. [00:31] Nick     What? [00:32] Nick     Argas, the man I looked up to like a father,     kicked me out of the party. [00:38] Claudine     Let's break up, then! [00:41] Nick     The girl I thought was my girlfriend     dumped and betrayed me. [00:45] Nick     And the next thing I knew... [00:47] Nick     I was an idol otaku! [00:53] Nick     Agate! SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World SIGN    "Disillusioned Adventurers" SIGN    "Disillusioned Adventurers" SIGN    "Disillusioned Adventurers" SIGN    "Disillusioned Adventurers" SIGN    "Disillusioned Adventurers" SIGN    "Disillusioned Adventurers" SIGN    "Disillusioned Adventurers" SIGN    "Disillusioned Adventurers" [02:33] Nick     You're the best, Agate! [02:36] Agate     Now, you all know what our next song is... [02:38] Nick/Fans     The "Saint's Fight Song"! [02:52] (Flashback) Nick     Why, Argas? [02:56] (Flashback) Nick     You want me to forgive Garosso, too,     after he stole money from us for some girl? [03:00] (Flashback) Argas     It's not just Garosso. [03:03] (Flashback) Argas     You don't think like an adventurer! [03:07] (Flashback) Argas     You were just a kid when I     took you in and raised you up, [03:10] (Flashback) Argas     and now you're telling everyone what to do. [03:13] (Flashback) Nick     What are you— [03:15] (Flashback) Argas     We're done talking. You and I just     have different ways of doing things. [03:19] (Flashback) Argas     You aren't a kid anymore.     Go find some place you're better suited to. [03:24] (Flashback) Nick     Argas, I... [03:32] (Flashback) Nick     I looked up to you... [03:39] (Flashback) Agate     You're soaked. [03:51] (Flashback) Agate     Um... [03:57] (Flashback) Agate     Don't shoo me off like some stray dog! [04:00] (Flashback) Agate     Um... [04:06] (Flashback) Agate     I-I'm an idol! [04:09] (Flashback) Nick     I don't see it. [04:11] (Flashback) Agate     I-I'm just getting started,     but I'm working really hard. [04:15] (Flashback) Nick     No, I don't see why you're talking to me. [04:18] (Flashback) Agate     An idol's job is to cheer people up     and give them courage! [04:22] (Flashback) Agate     I'll be at Southgate Hall tomorrow! [04:25] (Flashback) Nick     I'm not going. [04:27] (Flashback) Agate     Make sure you're there, Mr. Stray Dog! [04:33] (Flashback) Nick     I said I wasn't going... SIGN    Elly Productions     Fan Appreciation Event     Starring     Garnet Amber Agate Topaz     7:00 PM at Southgate Hall [04:38] (Flashback) Nick     Agate? [04:40] Agate     Thank you, everyone! [04:43] Nick     I'm so glad I came! [04:45] Sales Clerk     Thank you for your purchase! [04:51] Nick     Agate was just wonderful... SIGN    Adventurer's Guild Newbies [05:01] Nick     Now, time to meet some new friends at     the place where adventurers gather. [05:05] Nick     If I'm gonna be an idol otaku, I want     to make the money I spend honestly! [05:09] Nick     Just wait for me, Agate! SIGN    Adventurer's Guild Newbies SIGN    We at Moon Enjoy are the      LEGIT deal! SIGN    We may look like     n00bs but we ain't!     yolo iykwim!  SIGN    Moon Mascot SIGN    2 Slots available! SIGN    Lfg people who     want to be S-Rank!     Only apply if srs!! SIGN    US SIGN    We've only been     around 4 2 months     but we've got     S-Rank Energy! SIGN    Scary-lookin' dudes welcome                    No playboys [05:25] Nick     Okay! [05:29] Nick     Yah... [05:30] Adventurer A     Hm? [05:33] Argas     Nick, you're not cut out     to be an adventurer. [05:38] Nick     Yah! Twah! [05:40] Nick     If only I could namedrop Masters of War... [05:42] Wizard     You want to join a party with me? [05:45] Adventurer B     Sure! [05:46] Nick     I can't believe in anyone anymore. SIGN    Adventurer's Guild Newbies [05:50] Clerk     Better luck next time! [05:53] Nick     I couldn't talk to a single person... [06:01] Adventurers     Cheers! [06:04] Female Adventurer     It's delicious! [06:05] Female Adventurer     I'll never forget the taste of     the food I shared with you all! [06:09] Adventurer B     To our new party! [06:11] Party     Cheers! [06:14] Nick     Yuck. [06:17] Nick     Maybe I can't laugh like that anymore... [06:20] Waitress     Party of three! [06:23] Staff     Welcome! [06:24] Waitress     Sorry, you'll have to share a table. [06:25] Waitress     Try to get along. [06:26] Waitress     Oh, one stewed mole-pig offal,     coming right up! [06:41] Nick     A party? [06:44] Nick     Doesn't look like it... [06:47] Drunk     Hey there! [06:49] Drunk     You want to go on an adventure with me? [06:53] Drunk     I'm so sorry! [06:56] Nick     That jewel's pretty old. And expensive. [07:02] Nick     Every item of clothing she's wearing     tells me she's from a rich family, [07:07] Nick     one that must've loved her a whole lot. [07:10] Nick     But she sticks out here, badly. [07:15] Nick     She looks like a mage, but... [07:17] Nick     Is she an assassin? [07:24] Nick     And that cleric's been drinking     since before he got here. [07:26] Nick     With the girls on each side? No. [07:30] Nick     He just left a cabaret club.     I can still smell their perfume. [07:35] Nick     And no medal, either,     which means he was excommunicated. [07:39] Nick     Cleric is a popular job,     and everybody's ignoring him. [07:45] Nick     And there's a dragonian. [07:47] Nick     She looks like she's seen     more than her share of battles, [07:49] Nick     but she reminds me of a wounded animal. [08:06] Nick     To Argas. To my beautiful girlfriend. [08:11] Nick     And to the gloomy bastards in front of me. [08:14] Nick     Screw adventuring. Screw having a girlfriend. [08:18] Nick     Any friend I make is just     going to betray me later. [08:21] Nick     I'll never be able to trust anyone. [08:25] Nick     Argas might be right. [08:27] Nick     Maybe I'm not cut out to be an adventurer. [08:30] Nick     But... [08:39] Nick; Zem; Curran; Tiana     You just can't trust anyone! [08:53] (Flashback) Tiana     Lightning Strike! [09:05] (Flashback) Instructor A     Just what I'd expect to see from     the daughter of the Erenafelt clan! [09:08] (Flashback) Instructor B     You couldn't do that without mastering     both water and wind magic! [09:12] (Flashback) Tiana     I'm not learning magic to become famous     and powerful, but to train my mind. [09:18] (Flashback) Velokkio     You're amazing, Tiana. [09:20] (Flashback) Velokkio     You've mastered multi-element magic     and still retain your humility. [09:24] (Flashback) Velokkio     You're the pride and joy of our school. [09:28] (Flashback) Tiana     Thank you, Master. [09:33] Tiana     Magic doesn't exist just to     make our daily lives easier. [09:38] Tiana     Learning magic means learning     about human society... [09:42] Tiana     and even about our world itself. [09:58] (Flashback) Clerk     Welcome! [09:59] (Flashback) Tiana     Is Alex here? [10:01] (Flashback) Clerk     Um... [10:03] (Flashback) Tiana     It's fine. I'll take some tea. [10:07] (Flashback) Lynn     Oh, Alex, you're so silly! [10:10] (Flashback) Tiana     Alex! [10:13] (Flashback) Alex     Hello, Tiana. [10:14] (Flashback) Alex     You're looking cheerful this morning! [10:15] (Flashback) Tiana     I'm feeling cheerful! Get this, Alex! [10:18] (Flashback) Alex     Did you astonish your teachers     with another amazing spell? [10:22] (Flashback) Tiana     The teachers loved my lightning magic! [10:26] (Flashback) Tiana     I'll be able to graduate a year early! [10:28] (Flashback) Alex     That's, well... [10:32] (Flashback) Lynn     She's just like the rumors said. [10:36] (Flashback) Tiana     Who's that? [10:37] (Flashback) Lynn     I'm Lynn, the eldest daughter     of the Delcott family. [10:41] (Flashback) Tiana     Oh, those merchants who got rich... [10:43] (Flashback) Alex     Don't talk to her like that. [10:46] (Flashback) Alex     I heard you're bullying her at school, too. [10:49] (Flashback) Tiana     Huh?! [10:50] (Flashback) Alex     Tiana, I know you've got it out for Lynn. [10:55] (Flashback) Tiana     What are you talking about? [10:56] (Flashback) Lynn     You even seduced the school's teachers... [10:58] (Flashback) Tiana     You just insulted not only me,     but the entire school. [11:03] (Flashback) Alex     The teachers are suspected of taking     bribes to change students' grades. [11:09] (Flashback) Tiana     Th-That's ridiculous... [11:10] Alex     You need to stop, Tiana! [11:13] (Flashback) Tiana     A-Alex? [11:15] (Flashback) Alex     It's always the same thing with you. [11:16] (Flashback) Alex     You're either bragging about your magic [11:18] (Flashback) Alex     or looking down on people who aren't     as rich and powerful as you. [11:21] (Flashback) Alex     You always said you were     "working hard for me," right? [11:24] (Flashback) Alex     Working hard for me? Hah! [11:26] (Flashback) Alex     Do you know what they're all saying about me     now that you're the school's top student? [11:30] (Flashback) Alex     I was supposed to be in the     Mages Union like my father, [11:33] (Flashback) Alex     and now my fiancée is better than me! [11:35] (Flashback) Alex     Do you know what they say? [11:38] (Flashback) Tiana     Alex... [11:40] (Flashback) Alex     It's over. [11:41] (Flashback) Alex     My engagement to you...     All those days of humiliation... [11:46] (Flashback) Alex     Tiana... [11:48] (Flashback) Alex     who was it you were looking at? [12:26] Alex     Who was it you were looking at? [12:30] Alex     Who were you seeing in front of you? [12:39] Tiana     Maybe I was only seeing myself. [13:04] (Flashback) Researcher     Sorry, we can't hire anybody     without a letter of recommendation. [13:07] (Flashback) Blacksmith     A noblewoman wouldn't last a day here. [13:10] (Flashback) Shopkeeper     Sorry, we're not hiring. [13:17] (Flashback) Tiana     It's harder to find a job than I thought. SIGN    Your chance to get rich! SIGN    Terane Dragon Racetrack Betting Slip [13:27] Crowd     Go! You can do it! [13:27] Tiana     Come on! Come on! Come on! [13:30] Tiana     Come on! Come on! [13:40] (Flashback) Tiana     I won... [13:41] Tiana     That's the scary thing about gambling. [13:44] Tiana     It wasn't long before I went through the     same thing that happens to every gambler. [13:51] (Flashback) Tiana     I lost. [13:56] Tiana     How am I going to pay the rent? SIGN    Come be an     adventurer! [14:05] (Flashback) Adventurer E     Hey, you're a mage, right? [14:09] (Flashback) Adventurer E     No, never mind! Sorry! [14:15] (Flashback) Tiana     Oops. Gotta remember to smile. [14:17] (Flashback) Adventurer F     Um... [14:20] (Flashback) Adventurer F     A monster! Run away! [14:24] (Flashback) Waitress     Party of three! [14:26] (Flashback) Staff     Welcome! [14:27] (Flashback) Waitress     Sorry, you'll have to share a table. [14:29] (Flashback) Waitress     Try to get along. [14:30] (Flashback) Waitress     Oh, one stewed mole-pig offal,     coming right up! [14:36] Nick     Your fiancé dumped you, huh? [14:38] Nick     That's rough. [14:40] Zem     You're in no position to talk. [14:41] Nick     Wow, harsh. What about you, Mr. Cleric? [14:51] Zem     I... [14:54] Zem     My city is known for its medicinal herbs, [14:56] Zem     and for its temple worshiping the     god of Divine Inspiration, Medler. [15:00] Zem     I was a cleric there. [15:03] (Flashback) Miril     Father Zem! Father Zem! [15:05] (Flashback) Miril     Look at this! [15:09] (Flashback) Miril     I even found some Pilchard Grass. [15:11] (Flashback) Zem     Wonderful. [15:13] (Flashback) Zem     Thank you, Miril. [15:16] (Flashback) Zem     Here's a little something for you. [15:22] (Flashback) Miril     Bye, Father Zem! [15:33] (Flashback) Miril     Father Zem! [15:35] (Flashback) Zem     Hello, Miril. [15:36] (Flashback) Zem     You're later than usual today. [15:38] (Flashback) Miril     I was working extra hard for you! [15:45] (Flashback) Miril     Father Zem, do you like me? [15:48] (Flashback) Zem     You're being a spoiled     little girl today, I see. [15:50] (Flashback) Miril     No, I'm all grown up! [15:54] (Flashback) Miril     But... [15:55] (Flashback) Miril     I want to be more of a grown-up. [16:00] (Flashback) Zem     Thank you, Miril. [16:02] (Flashback) Zem     But listen to me. I'm a man of the cloth. [16:07] (Flashback) Zem     I'm not allowed to date anyone. [16:10] (Flashback) Zem     You should expend your     efforts for your own sake. [16:17] (Flashback) Miril     Father Zem, you jerk! [16:19] (Flashback) Miril     I hate you! [16:32] (Flashback) Miril     This is your fault, Father Zem. [16:38] (Flashback) Patient     Thank you, Father Zem. [16:40] (Flashback) Zem     Not at all... [16:42] (Flashback) Patient     Oh, I haven't congratulated you yet. [16:46] (Flashback) Patient     I've heard you're being     promoted to High Cleric! [16:50] (Flashback) Zem     That's a strange rumor to spread     about a young kid like me. [16:55] (Flashback) Priest     Out of the way! [16:56] (Flashback) Priest     Is Zem here?! [16:59] (Flashback) Zem     What's going on? [17:01] (Flashback) Zem     Miril! What's wrong? [17:04] (Flashback) Zem     Poor thing... [17:06] (Flashback) Zem     Who did this? [17:08] (Flashback) Priest B     Don't play dumb! [17:10] (Flashback) Priest B     You were even paying her! [17:14] (Flashback) Zem     M-Miril! [17:16] (Flashback) Miril     I believed in you, Father Zem! [17:23] (Flashback) Zem     Miril... [17:31] (Flashback) Guard     Are you too good for the     food here, Your Holiness? [17:35] Zem     Three months. [17:37] Zem     I was in there for three months     before being banished. [17:40] Zem     Nobody believed I was innocent. [17:43] (Flashback) Citizen     Get out of our city, pervert! [17:48] (Flashback) Patient     I was a fool to believe in you! [18:01] (Flashback) Velkia     Oh, Father! Welcome! [18:04] (Flashback) Velkia     Are you on a pilgrimage? [18:08] (Flashback) Zem     Something like that. [18:14] (Flashback) Zem     Are you in need of healing? [18:38] (Flashback) Velkia     Did you sleep well? [18:41] (Flashback) Velkia     Thanks to you, the pain in my back is gone. [18:44] (Flashback) Velkia     You saw for yourself, right? [18:56] (Flashback) Zem     You shouldn't overwork yourself. [18:57] (Flashback) Zem     Chronic back pain takes time to heal. [19:03] (Flashback) Velkia     You'll have to stay here     a little longer, then. [19:07] (Flashback) Velkia     That was a joke. [19:08] (Flashback) Velkia     You should go to Labyrinth City     and become an adventurer. [19:14] (Flashback) Velkia     Make friends. Fall in love. [19:17] (Flashback) Velkia     Let loose once in a while. [19:20] (Flashback) Velkia     Go out and see the world. [19:23] (Flashback) Velkia     You're not a criminal. [19:28] (Flashback) Velkia     Right? [19:29] (Flashback) Zem     But I... [19:33] (Flashback) Velkia     Oh, I've got something for you. [19:41] (Flashback) Zem     I can't accept this. [19:44] (Flashback) Velkia     Think of it as a donation     to the church, Father. [19:48] (Flashback) Zem     "Former" Father. [19:51] (Flashback) Velkia     Some idiot stayed here once and left     it as collateral for the room charge. [19:57] (Flashback) Velkia     You have to live, don't you? [20:00] (Flashback) Zem     Right. [20:01] Nick     And then you took a bit too much of     a liking to the ladies, is that it? [20:05] Zem     That's a rude way to put it,     but yes, essentially. [20:11] Tiana     Maybe all guys are like that. [20:17] Nick     Well, I can't believe     everything you guys say. [20:21] Nick     They're just stories told over a mug of beer. [20:24] Nick     Stories from people I'll never     see again after tonight. [20:28] Nick     It's the same for you all, right? [20:30] Tiana     Yes, that's true. [20:33] Zem     I'm actually going to defeat     the Demon King after this. [20:39] Nick     And? [20:41] Nick     Is it your turn? [20:45] Curran     I... [20:51] Curran     Something important was stolen from me... [20:56] Curran     By the person who was     most important to me... [20:59] Curran     So I says to the guy, I says,     "You can't take it!" [21:03] Zem     She's falling-down drunk... [21:05] Curran     Are you listening? [21:06] Zem     Yes, I'm listening! [21:08] Curran     So anyway, I says to him... [21:13] (Flashback) Claudine     Wow... [21:16] (Flashback) Claudine     You're the best! [21:19] (Flashback) Claudine     So, [21:21] (Flashback) Claudine     let's break up, then! [21:22] (Flashback) Nick     What are you talking about? [21:26] (Flashback) Leon     Girls don't like pushy guys! [21:29] (Flashback) Nick     Why do you have that?! [21:32] (Flashback) Claudine     Nick, you really were... the best     mark for a con I've ever met! [21:36] (Flashback) Nick     Wait, Claudine! [21:38] (Flashback) Nick     Tell me it's not true! [21:43] Nick     Ow... [21:51] Nick     Who are these people? [21:54] Curran     I can't eat another bite... [21:59] (Flashback) Nick; Zem; Curran; Tiana     You just can't trust anyone! [22:05] Nick     So, who the hell are you? [22:07] Nick     Get out of here. [22:08] Nick     Also, where the hell am I? [22:10] Tiana     I'm Tiana the mage, and this is my room. [22:14] Tiana     You need to leave, not me. [22:17] Nick     'Kay, bye. [22:19] Zem     I've embarrassed myself so badly... [22:20] Curran     Sorry. [22:30] (Flashback) Agate     I-I'm an idol! [22:36] Nick     Wait... [22:40] Nick     Wait a second! [22:41] Nick     Is this really okay? [22:43] Zem     What? [22:45] Nick     If we split up, can we make     enough money to survive? [22:53] Nick     Whether it's being an idol otaku,     or eating too much fancy food, [22:55] Nick     or gambling, or carousing with girls... [22:58] Nick     We don't even know if we'll have enough     money to rent a room the next day, [23:02] Nick     let alone do the things we love! [23:04] Nick     Is it okay for us to just live like that? [23:08] Nick     Are you okay with that? [23:09] Nick     Do the things we love mean so little to us? [23:14] Zem     But that doesn't mean... [23:16] Nick     So why don't we... [23:18] Nick     If the four of us can't trust anybody, [23:20] Nick     why don't we all form a party together? [23:23] Old Man Kizuna     Someday, the four of them     would go on to save the world. [23:30] Old Man Kizuna     But that won't happen for     a long, long time... SIGN    Next time:     "The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!" [23:35] Nick     Next time:     "The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!" E2 - The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Receptionist     U-Um... [00:05] Party     Yes? [00:06] Vilma     Hey! Don't go making our     pretty little receptionist cry. [00:12] Vilma     So you're Nick? [00:14] Vilma     From Masters of War? [00:17] Nick     Yeah. If you know me,     that'll make this fast. [00:20] Vilma     Let's see... [00:21] Vilma     Swashbuckler, Dragoon, Mage, Cleric. [00:25] Vilma     A nicely balanced party. [00:29] Vilma     Oh, so the survivor girl is back at it? [00:35] Nick     What do you mean? [00:37] Vilma     Her. [00:39] Vilma     She achieved a miracle by coming back     alive alone from a C-Rank labyrinth. [00:43] Vilma     The guilds talk about her. [00:47] Nick     Survivor, huh? [00:50] Curran     Survivor... [00:52] Tiana     Curran? [00:53] Vilma     I'm sure you've been through a lot, [00:56] Vilma     but the most important ability an adventurer     can have is the ability to come back alive. [01:02] Zem     To come back alive... [01:05] Vilma     So what will you name your party? [01:09] Nick     Survivors... [01:12] Nick     We're going to come back     here alive, no matter what. [01:16] Nick     So why don't we call ourselves "Survivors"? [01:18] Zem     It's a little obvious. [01:19] Tiana     But not bad. [01:21] Curran     Survivors... [01:23] Nick     Curran? [01:25] Curran     I like it. [01:27] Curran     It's important to be tough to kill! [01:31] Vilma     So your name will be... [01:33] Party     Survivors! SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World [03:05] Old Kizuna     It seems a miracle to me that     they met in that tavern that night. [03:12] Old Kizuna     But now that they were a party,     what of their adventures? [03:17] Nick     All right, one more time. SIGN    "The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!" SIGN    "The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!" SIGN    "The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!" SIGN    "The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!" SIGN    "The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!" SIGN    "The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!" SIGN    "The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!" SIGN    "The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!" SIGN    "The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!" SIGN    "The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!" SIGN    "The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!" SIGN    "The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!" SIGN    "The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!" SIGN    "The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!" [03:19] Nick     As disillusioned adventurers, we're going     to set out three laws for ourselves. [03:24] Zem     "Laws" is a bit of an exaggeration. [03:26] Curran     The Three Laws of the Survivors! [03:28] Nick     What's the first, Tiana? [03:30] Tiana     No interfering with other peoples' hobbies! [03:32] Nick     Zem. [03:33] Zem     Watch the money. [03:34] Nick     Curran. [03:35] Curran     Come back alive, no matter what. [03:36] Nick     That's right. [03:38] Nick     For the money, we'll all have a part in     keeping it safe, instead of just one person. [03:42] Nick     I'll handle the books. [03:44] Nick     Tiana checks what I put in the books     and holds the money we carry with us. [03:46] Nick     Curran's in charge of the safe. [03:47] Curran     I-I'm kind of nervous... [03:50] Nick     I'll get you a really sturdy one     that can't be busted open [03:52] Nick     with a sledgehammer, or even magic. [03:54] Nick     And Zem will handle the key... [03:55] Zem     Forcing. [03:57] Zem     It's a technique used by magicians.     You're making it look like you're assigning roles, [04:00] Zem     but actually arranging things     to benefit yourself. [04:04] Nick     That's just what I wanted to hear! [04:05] Nick     If anything else seems sketchy, tell me. [04:07] Tiana     In fact... [04:09] Tiana     It's actually Nick who's going to have the     hardest time getting into the safe like this. [04:13] Nick     'Cause I'd have to get past you to do it. [04:17] Zem     Why not try to break into the     safe while we're all asleep? [04:20] Curran     I'm gonna eat so much yummy food! [04:22] Tiana     Look. She's all set to steal from the party! [04:25] Zem     You're being careful about this. [04:28] Nick     I learned from my time at Masters of War [04:32] Nick     that just putting someone in charge     of something isn't "trust". [04:34] Nick     "Trust" means everyone recognizing that     the other person isn't out to hurt them. [04:37] Zem     You're telling us to both trust,     and doubt, each other. [04:42] Curran     Th-That's difficult. [04:45] Nick     Curran. [04:47] Nick     Can you bring yourself to believe in me? [04:53] Curran     I'd like to, I think. [04:58] Curran     But... [04:59] Curran     It's hard to believe in someone.     And even harder to doubt them. [05:05] Tiana     Believing in someone     is the easiest thing in the world. [05:07] Zem     'Cause, in a sense, you're letting     someone else take charge of your fate. [05:12] Nick     Yeah. [05:13] Nick     And doing that is what brought us here. [05:16] Nick     That's why we all need to be     very skeptical of each other. [05:23] Curran     But... I want to believe in everyone. [05:28] Tiana     Well... [05:31] Nick     We feel the same way. [05:33] Zem     We want to believe. [05:40] Zem     The Sticky Aqueducts. [05:42] Nick     We're starting at G-Rank, which means     we're only allowed access to three labyrinths. [05:47] Nick     We need to go into two of them and defeat     the bosses there to be promoted to F-Rank. [05:53] Tiana     It sounds easy, the way you're putting it. [05:55] Nick     And it's not that hard, actually. [05:57] Nick     They're basically practice areas     for us to learn the ropes. [06:02] Zem     But Tiana and I have never     been in combat before. [06:06] Tiana     And I can't imagine what I learned     at school being too useful here. [06:09] Nick     True... [06:11] Nick     I can't imagine someone     getting killed here... [06:14] Nick     No, I suppose you might,     if you let yourself get cocky. [06:21] Nick     There it is. [06:23] Tiana     That? [06:24] Nick     This is Survivors' first prey. [06:28] Nick     A slime! [06:29] Tiana     It's cuter than I expected. [06:32] Curran     It's chewing grass! [06:34] Curran     Is that grass yummy? [06:35] Nick     It may look harmless,     but it'll eat anything. [06:39] Nick     If it gets too big, it'll go to a farm     somewhere and start eating the cows. [06:42] Zem     That would be a problem. [06:44] Nick     That said... [06:47] Nick     You can defeat a slime empty-handed     just by grabbing its core. [06:49] Nick     This is where we'll get our money.     So make sure you don't leave any behind. [06:54] Zem     Okay, Teacher Nick! [07:00] Zem     Tiana, joining this party     is a gamble for you, right? [07:04] Tiana     Hey! [07:05] Tiana     Teacher Nick, Zem is interfering     with somebody's hobbies. [07:09] Zem     Oh, that's right. [07:12] Nick     If you're talking instead of paying     attention, you're going to regret it. [07:15] Tiana     Okay, Teacher. [07:19] Nick     Maybe we were right to     form a party together. [07:24] Nick     Maybe, if I'm with them, I can... [07:30] Zem     I know they're monsters, but it still feels     wrong to take a living creature's life. [07:35] Nick     But if we don't get rid of the miasma, [07:37] Nick     normal plants and animals     will become monsters, too. [07:40] Tiana     If you don't cull the monsters     and get rid of the miasma, [07:44] Tiana     the labyrinths will grow bigger. [07:46] Tiana     You'll just have to keep     telling yourself that. [07:48] Zem     But why do monsters attack people? [07:52] Tiana     There's extensive research on trying     to communicate with monsters. [07:56] Tiana     But all monsters, regardless     of type, attack people. [07:59] Zem     So we have to fight them? [08:02] Zem     That's kind of sad. [08:04] Nick     Yeah. [08:06] Nick     Just don't let your guard down. [08:09] Tiana     But we've gone up a few floors, [08:10] Tiana     and the only change we've seen is that     there's more of them and they've gotten faster. [08:15] Tiana     I may not look it, but I've defeated     orcs and goblins, you know. [08:23] Nick     The ones on this floor will     shoot sticky fluids at you, [08:26] Nick     and if you step on them they have the     same lethal power as a banana peel. [08:30] Nick     So as I was saying... [08:32] Tiana     "Don't let your guard down." [08:36] Tiana     I know. [08:37] Tiana     No letting your guard down.     Your safety's your responsibility. [08:40] Tiana     This was my fault. [08:42] Tiana     Ow... [08:44] Tiana     But... [08:45] Tiana     I'm going to pay them back for that! [08:47] Nick     Wait! [08:48] Tiana     Icicle Dance! [09:03] Tiana     Y-You're okay... [09:08] Tiana     right? [09:09] Tiana     I'm sorry I just fired off a spell like that,     but you should be more careful... [09:13] Curran     I tried to believe in you! [09:17] Curran     I wanted to believe in you, Tiana! [09:23] Tiana     What? I-I'm trying, too... [09:27] Curran     Next time... [09:30] Curran     I might be the one to make a mistake. [09:37] Tiana     What the hell? [09:39] Tiana     I was trying to believe in you, too. [09:52] Tiana     We're up to the top floor already? [09:54] Nick     Everything that happens here     will teach you something. [09:56] Nick     So stay focused until the very end. [10:12] Zem     Nick! Nick! [10:14] Zem     There's a really big one up ahead of us! [10:16] Nick     That's a huge slime,     the boss of the Sticky Aqueducts. [10:19] Nick     So here's his deal... [10:20] Zem     Tiana? [10:22] Tiana     I can deal with him myself! [10:25] Nick     Well, I guess it's okay. [10:29] Tiana     Ice Spear! [10:39] Tiana     How about that? [10:40] Nick     Get away, Tiana! [10:58] Curran     I can't trust her. [11:00] Zem     Huh? What was that? [11:03] Nick     Huge slimes react to powerful magic     by sending slime everywhere. [11:08] Tiana     If you'd just told me,     I could've done something. [11:11] Nick     And if you'd told me what kind of magic you     were using, I could've given you advice. [11:16] Nick     And Zem... [11:17] Zem     Yes? [11:19] Nick     You belong in the rear,     not the front, right? [11:22] Zem     I felt guilty just sitting in the rear... [11:25] Nick     No, that's your job. [11:28] Nick     Or did you think it would be     faster to defeat it yourself [11:31] Nick     instead of counting on your     fellow party members? [11:34] Zem     That's right. [11:39] Nick     I think this is a good time. [11:44] Nick     This is every weapon I own. [11:46] Nick     I'm good at unarmed combat,     with daggers, and with scouting. [11:49] Nick     Also, I'm good with handling     items and bookkeeping. [11:54] Nick     I don't know a damn thing about magic. [11:56] Nick     And I can't use heavy weapons. [11:59] Nick     Nor perform alchemy or healing spells. [12:03] Tiana     Is this your way of showing us your secrets? [12:07] Nick     You can't trust the people around you [12:10] Nick     because you don't know     what they're capable of. [12:12] Nick     I think if we better understood each other,     we might trust each other more. [12:17] Tiana     So we're all supposed to     reveal our weaknesses? [12:21] Nick     No. [12:22] Nick     I know you've all got your reasons     for being the way you are, [12:25] Nick     assuming we all believe     each other's stories. [12:30] Nick     The one thing we all have in common [12:32] Nick     is that someone exploited us     for what we're good at. [12:35] Nick     Some people were jealous of our skills. [12:37] Nick     Some people took advantage     of them to deceive us. [12:40] Nick     That's how we became disillusioned, [12:43] Nick     and that makes us reluctant     to reveal our true skills. [12:47] Nick     So if you don't want to tell us,     you don't have to. [12:51] Nick     Our time together is uncertain, but if you     want to talk at some point down the road, [12:54] Nick     you can do it then. [12:57] Nick     But instead... there's one     thing I want you to decide: [13:01] Nick     what you hope to accomplish in this party. [13:03] Curran     What I hope to accomplish... [13:09] Zem     If you wanted to defeat me, it would be easy. [13:11] Zem     Swords, fists, magic...     I'm weak to all those. [13:14] Zem     But you wouldn't want to     take a long time doing it. [13:18] Zem     'Cause I can heal small wounds with magic! [13:22] Nick     Stop talking like somebody's     going to try and kill you. [13:24] Zem     My apologies. [13:42] Tiana     I'm a mage. [13:44] Tiana     Wind and water are my best elements. [13:47] Tiana     I can also use lightning     as a combination of the two. [13:50] Tiana     I can use earth, as well,     but I'm not as strong with it. [13:53] Tiana     And I can barely use fire magic at all. [13:58] Tiana     I screwed up this morning. [14:02] Tiana     I'm sorry. [14:05] Tiana     I'm helpless against earth and fire attacks,     as well as quick attacks at close range. [14:11] Curran     Why are you telling me this? [14:13] Tiana     Oh, that's right. [14:16] Tiana     You're good with fire and     close-range attacks. [14:19] Curran     And? [14:20] Tiana     No, I was just thinking I should've     kept my mouth shut. That's all. [14:55] Tiana     Thanks. [14:57] Curran     Too bad. [15:00] Curran     I was planning on burning you     to a crisp... but I missed. [15:06] Tiana     Well, don't miss next time. [15:10] Tiana     Or I won't be able to trust you when     you're out fighting in front of me. [15:16] Curran     Leave it to me. [15:21] Nick     Okay, last up is the Goblin Forest. [15:24] Nick     Mostly goblins live here. [15:28] Nick     Goblins are weak individually,     but fight in packs. [15:31] Nick     You need to make sure you don't get surrounded. [15:37] Nick     You okay? [15:40] Zem     I guess humanoid monsters aren't     as easy to defeat as slimes. [15:44] Nick     They've got a degree of intelligence, [15:46] Nick     so they can use simple words to     organize and attack in formation! [15:51] Zem     I didn't realize how strong Nick was... [15:54] Tiana     Idle talk will cost you three dinah! [15:58] Zem     Thank you! [16:00] Nick     That's most of them in this area. [16:04] Nick     I'll check the surrounding area. [16:06] Tiana     Oh, I can handle that. [16:08] Tiana     Detect Magic! [16:11] Tiana     There are 10 or so to the northeast     in about 500 meters... [16:15] Tiana     I think. [16:17] Tiana     They're spread out,     but the closest is there. [16:21] Nick     How can you tell? [16:22] Tiana     Detect Magic can find any traces of     magic within a three kilometer radius. [16:27] Nick     You're amazing. [16:30] Zem     Not many people could detect     magic across that wide an area. [16:34] Tiana     I've learned we can't trust Nick, though. [16:37] Zem     That's right. [16:39] Nick     Why not? [16:41] Tiana     When you told us about your skills,     you didn't say you could fight like that. [16:45] Zem     You seem to have a major problem with     your ability to evaluate yourself. [16:49] Curran     That's right! [16:50] Curran     You were so strong, I barely     got to do anything! [16:53] Zem     And I just shared my own weakness like an idiot. [16:56] Nick     I mean, well... [16:58] Tiana     What the hell? [17:00] Nick     What's wrong? [17:01] Tiana     One of them has way too     much magic to be a goblin. [17:05] Tiana     Five times normal. [17:07] Nick     That's bad. [17:09] Zem     Any idea what it might be? [17:11] Nick     An ogre, probably. [17:13] Nick     An evolved version of a hobgoblin     that's vastly more powerful. [17:17] Zem     And difficult even for you? [17:20] Nick     Even if we work together,     if we're not careful... you know. [17:24] Nick     We don't have enough experience     working together as a team. [17:29] Zem     What should we do, then? Retreat? [17:33] Nick     No, that's not an option. [17:35] Nick     If we don't stop it here, [17:37] Nick     that pack will absorb the others around it [17:40] Nick     and finally start to attack     the people who live nearby. [17:43] Nick     And more than anything... it's worth money. [17:48] Zem     I hate to say it, but, yeah... [17:50] Tiana     Ogres are highly resistant to magic, right? [17:55] Tiana     I won't be able to do much     more than distract it. [17:57] Nick     In the end, Curran and I will     just have to deal with it. [18:02] Nick     The plan's simple. [18:04] Nick     Tiana uses spells to distract it, [18:06] Nick     Zem buffs with his magic, [18:08] Nick     and Curran and I attack. [18:10] Nick     But if we're going to break through     the tough skin of an ogre, [18:14] Nick     Curran, we need your attack power. [18:25] Curran     Don't worry. I'm fine. [18:28] Nick     Okay, let's go. [18:36] Curran     Tiana. [18:38] Curran     I still don't fully trust you. [18:42] Curran     I'd like to, but I don't know if I can. [18:48] Tiana     Don't worry. [18:51] Tiana     That's true for me, too... [18:53] Tiana     No, for everybody, I'm sure. [19:00] Tiana     We all think that. [19:03] Tiana     We don't know if we can trust     each other... but we want to. [19:10] Tiana     Here it comes. [19:12] Tiana     Go. With your back turned towards me. [19:15] Tiana     Can you do that? [19:17] Curran     I can... [19:20] Curran     I can do that much! [19:23] Nick     Let's go! [19:24] Zem     Unyielding Fortress! Iron Strength! [19:29] Tiana     Icicle Dance! [19:41] Ogre     Don't get cocky, humans! [19:44] Ogre     Attack! [19:47] Curran     What I want to accomplish... [19:49] Curran     What I want to accomplish in this party... [19:52] Curran     I knew that from the start! [19:55] Curran     I want to believe in everyone! [20:00] Curran     She apologized instead of blaming me     for running out in front. [20:05] Curran     She's a noble! [20:07] Curran     She's probably never had     to apologize to anyone! [20:12] Curran     I won't look behind me! [20:14] Curran     I'll believe! I'll believe to the end! [20:28] Curran     I'll... [20:31] Curran     believe and believe and believe and believe! [20:34] Curran     Fire Dragon Strike! [20:50] Curran     Well? I did it! [20:52] Curran     See? Turning my back on Tiana     was as easy as eating happonyaki! [20:56] Tiana     Oh? This might not be the only     chance I get to aim at you. [21:00] Curran     Really? [21:02] Curran     I won't let you beat me! [21:04] Tiana     Look forward to it. [21:06] Zem     Do those two not like each other? [21:11] Nick     Maybe not. [21:21] Nick     Want to help, guys? [21:23] Tiana     I don't get involved with     people's private hobbies. [21:27] Nick     I'm not doing it because it's my hobby! [21:29] Zem     We have to do it if we want to get paid. [21:33] Tiana     It's tough being an adventurer. [21:35] Curran     It's easy when you get used to it. [21:42] Calios     You don't have to learn anything, Curran. [21:46] Curran     They didn't teach me anything last time. [21:50] Nick     Whew, that was close. [21:51] Nick     This one was in the process of evolving. [21:53] Nick     If we'd had another ogre,     it would've been bad. [21:57] Nick     It's stuck on! [22:00] Nick     Damn it! [22:04] Nick     Sorry, you okay? [22:06] Curran     Y-Yeah... [22:10] Curran/Nick     "Crack"? SIGN    Next time:     "Curran's Secret" [23:36] Tiana     Next time: "Curran's Secret". E3 - Curran's Secret Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:32] Curran     It wasn't a dream, then? SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World SIGN    "Curran's Secret" SIGN    "Curran's Secret" SIGN    "Curran's Secret" SIGN    "Curran's Secret" SIGN    "Curran's Secret" SIGN    "Curran's Secret" SIGN    "Curran's Secret" SIGN    "Curran's Secret" [02:09] Curran     Dragonians are a proud race, with a destiny. [02:13] Curran     Their destiny is to serve the human who     will become the hero, and save the world. [02:20] Shopkeep     You can hold them in your hands     for a better look, miss. [02:29] Curran     How much is this? [02:31] Shopkeep     20,000 dinah. [02:34] Curran     20,000... [02:35] Shopkeep     Sorry. No discounts. [02:44] Curran     Wh-What's wrong? [02:46] Shopkeep     You're a Dragonian! You need to be careful! [02:50] Shopkeep     I can't sell it, now that it's damaged. [02:53] Curran     I didn't do it! [02:55] Curran     It wasn't me! [02:56] Shopkeep     It's okay to be careless, occasionally. [02:58] Shopkeep     But it's not nice to lie. [03:01] Curran     B-But... [03:02] Shopkeep     You look like you just came out     of the backwoods, [03:05] Shopkeep     but here in the Labyrinth City,     we take these things seriously. [03:10] Shopkeep     I'm not a monster.     I know you didn't mean it. [03:15] Shopkeep     I'll let it slide if you     buy it for half price. [03:18] Shopkeep     Or would you rather we take     this to the Solar Knights? [03:23] Calios     I told you to talk to me when     you go shopping, Curran. [03:27] Curran     Calios! [03:29] Shopkeep     That Dragonian girl ruined     a 20,000 dinah pendant! [03:35] Shopkeep     I can't sell it now... [03:37] Curran     C-Calios... [03:39] Calios     Try scratching this pendant. [03:43] Shopkeep     Wh-What?! [03:45] Calios     You can't sell it anyway, right? [03:47] Calios     So who cares what she does with it? [03:49] Shopkeep     That's only if I get my 10,000 dinah! [03:54] Calios     Sure, I'll pay for it. [03:56] Calios     You know what'll happen     if I do, though, right? [03:59] Calios     Just try it. [04:17] Calios     Can you make a smaller scratch on it? [04:19] Curran     N-No. [04:22] Calios     You heard the lady. [04:24] Calios     You were likely trying to foist damaged     goods on her, but you picked the wrong girl. [04:28] Shopkeep     I-It's got nothing to do with you! [04:30] Calios     I'm the one who paid the money. [04:32] Shopkeep     Wh-What are you doing?! [04:35] Calios     It's an old con. [04:38] Calios     He swapped it for the damaged pendant,     to make it look like you'd done it. [04:44] Calios     So, you wanted to take this     to the Solar Knights, right? [04:48] Shopkeep     No, well... [04:51] Calios     Curran, do you want this pendant? [04:53] Curran     Y-Yes... [04:55] Calios     I'm taking this in exchange     for not turning you in. [04:58] Calios     And you'll give me back the     gold piece I just gave you. [05:01] Shopkeep     Damn it! [05:04] Calios     Here you go. [05:09] Curran     Calios... [05:13] Curran     Dragonians are a proud race, with a destiny. [05:16] Curran     Their destiny is to serve the human who     will become the hero, and save the world. [05:21] Curran     I believed that it was him. I worshiped     him and gave him everything I had. [05:27] Curran     I believed in him completely. And every     day I spent with him was wonderful. [05:47] Calios     Are you ready, Curran? [05:50] Calios     What's all that gear? [05:52] Calios     You won't be able to beat our foe     today without light equipment. [05:55] Curran     But... [05:58] Calios     Nobody's brave enough to     try and steal from you! [06:03] Calios     And we'll be coming back alive,     no matter what, right? [06:08] Curran     Yeah. [06:10] Curran     You're right. [06:11] Curran     Ten years after the war,     with the world at peace, [06:15] Curran     I was so lucky to meet     someone I could serve. [06:20] Curran     Fire Dragon Strike! [06:29] Mage     Amazing, Curran! You're incredible! [06:32] Cleric     You're even stronger than S-Rank! [06:36] Calios     Well done, Curran! [06:46] Curran     You sure I don't have to help? [06:49] Cleric     Don't take any more of our jobs, okay? [06:52] Mage     You've got that right! [06:55] Calios     That's the right thing to say.     I'm happy you feel that way. [06:59] Calios     But an adventurer has to trust their party. [07:04] Curran     Yes, but... [07:06] Calios     If you're not good at something,     leave it to somebody else. [07:09] Calios     Just do the things you're good at. [07:14] Calios     I'm counting on you, Curran. [07:17] Curran     Of course! Leave it to me, Calios! [07:24] Calios     We're almost to the pot snake. [07:27] Calios     It's wary, and if it hides in its pot,     magic won't work on it. [07:32] Calios     But if you smash into its pot,     it'll get angry and come out. [07:35] Calios     That's where you come in! [07:37] Calios     Of course, it'll attack whoever comes at it. [07:39] Calios     But we'll do everything     we can to protect you. [07:42] Cleric     Believe in us! [07:43] Curran     Okay! Leave it to me, Calios! [08:04] Calios     Great, Curran! [08:05] Curran     Thanks! [08:15] Calios     Okay, back her up! [08:29] Curran     Calios, what's that?! [08:31] Calios     It's just trying to scare you! [08:33] Calios     Stay focused! [08:34] Calios     We'll get ready to deal the killing blow! [08:36] Calios     Keep it occupied! [08:37] Curran     O-Okay! [08:44] Curran     Calios, are you ready yet? [08:49] Curran     Calios! [08:57] Curran     Calios, help... [09:10] Calios     It builds up powerful poison in its body     that it will unleash in emergencies. [09:15] Calios     But after that, it becomes temporarily weak. [09:22] Calios     Which means we can handle     the rest on our own. [09:25] Calios     Thank you, Curran. [09:27] Curran     Wh-Why? [09:30] Mage     She's still talking! [09:33] Calios     Dragonians are a scary race. They're tough. [09:37] Calios     Now, let's get what we came for and go home! [09:41] Curran     Help me... [09:43] Curran     Calios! [09:45] Cleric     I can't hold it all! [09:48] Curran     Wait, Calios! [10:06] Curran     The Dragon King's Jewel... [10:08] Curran     I need it back... [10:11] (Flashback) Curran's Father     I used the finest materials and spent     a year empowering it with magic. [10:15] (Flashback) Curran's Father     It will stay with you your whole life,     and grow alongside you. [10:20] Curran     I need to protect it... [10:33] Innkeeper     Weren't you with Calios? [10:36] Adventurers     She came back? [10:37] Adventurers     She's alive? [10:39] Adventurers     I can't believe it! [10:42] Curran     Wh-Where's Calios? [10:45] Innkeeper     Um... well... [10:49] Innkeeper     He said you died in the labyrinth. [10:54] Curran     My things! [10:55] Curran     Where are my things?! [10:57] Innkeeper     Calios said something about sending     them back to your family! [11:06] (Flashback) Calios     I'm counting on you, Curran. [11:56] Curran     Food... [11:59] Curran     Maybe I should eat. [12:05] Curran     Is this enough? [12:10] Fifs     Excuse me. [12:21] Clerk     Welcome! [12:25] Fifs     One pork ginger plate. [12:27] Clerk     Sure thing! [12:29] Men     Hey, isn't that... [12:31] Men     Yeah, it's him!     Fifs, the Solo Eater! [12:36] Curran     Fifs... [12:37] Clerk     Here you go! [12:57] Curran     He's so cool! [13:00] Clerk     Welcome! [13:06] Curran     One pork ginger plate. [13:08] Clerk     Okay, chef, whip up another     pork ginger plate! [13:11] Curran     After that, I would hear people talking about     him every time I came into the restaurant. [13:17] Curran     He was so strong that the guild let     him go into the labyrinths solo. [13:22] Curran     His registered party name     was "The Solo Eater". [13:26] Curran     They all called him Fifs, the Solo Eater. [13:52] Curran     Yum! SIGN    À la carte SIGN    Soups SIGN    Beetlemania Stew SIGN    Jellied Jell-Jell Tortoise SIGN    Trial-By-Fire Tarwhine SIGN    Seafood Skewers SIGN    Lamb Skewers SIGN    Water Dragon Baked in Oven [14:22] Fifs     I always say that you've gotta     try this place's lamb skewers. SIGN    Beetlemania Stew SIGN    Jellied Jell-Jell Tortoise SIGN    Trial-By-Fire Tarwhine SIGN    Seafood Skewers SIGN    Lamb Skewers SIGN    Water Dragon Baked in Oven SIGN    Soups [14:28] Fifs     Oh, and don't forget the     stewed beef and beets soup. SIGN    Egg (Chicken, Quail, Lizard) SIGN    Infinite Wakame SIGN    Glorious Doppleganger Mushroom Soup SIGN    Stewed Beef & Beets SIGN    Hellswallow's Soup SIGN    Daily Market Price [14:32] Fifs     Yes, the one that's the second     from the bottom on the menu! [14:58] Fifs     I guess it's time to get a new coat! [15:00] Fifs     It wouldn't do to visit a fancy     restaurant in a dirty coat! [15:21] Drunk     Oh, yeah, the bathroom's over there. [15:28] Fifs     That's my life. [15:34] Fifs     Thanks. I should've been more careful. [15:37] Curran     N... [15:38] Curran     N-No, thank you! [15:42] Fifs     The food here's just too good.     That's my problem. [15:45] Fifs     I'd recommend the shrimp     and mushrooms in olive oil, [15:48] Fifs     but I'll try that next time I come by. [15:54] Curran     No, thank you, Fifs. [15:57] Curran     You taught me a lot about     how to enjoy good food. [16:04] Curran     That was the last time I saw Fifs. [16:07] Curran     From what I heard, he's somewhere     out there in the labyrinths. [16:13] Curran     Being betrayed and stolen from     opened a hole in my heart. [16:16] Curran     And delicious food did     a good job filling it. [16:23] Curran     Which meant my new enemy would be food. [16:26] Curran     Good food costs money. [16:29] Curran     And I needed to make money. [16:44] Nick     This one's... [16:46] Nick     No, it's more... [16:50] Nick     No, I think it was smaller... [16:53] Nick     Why didn't she get mad back then? [17:00] Nick     The fact that she didn't     just makes it scarier... [17:03] Agate     It's the stray dog! [17:04] Nick     Don't call me that! [17:06] Agate     Oh, you're not quite as     stray as you were before. [17:10] Nick     A-Ah... Aga— [17:14] Agate     You don't think that means     she really doesn't care? [17:18] Nick     Yeah, but she might be really     mad and not showing it. [17:22] Agate     But how would you or anybody else know? [17:25] Nick     True, but... [17:28] Agate     Why not ask her where they     sell it or something? [17:33] Nick     You're acting like it's not your problem... [17:35] Agate     It's not. [17:36] Nick     True. [17:38] Agate     You're being selfish. [17:40] Agate     You don't care what she thinks. [17:43] Agate     You want to apologize by     giving her something. [17:46] Agate     That's selfish, isn't it? [17:49] Agate     But I think that's okay. [17:52] Agate     I'm sure the reason I talked to you     that day was that I'm selfish, too. [17:57] Agate     If you're not going to be able to     move on until this is dealt with, [18:01] Agate     then why not just be selfish? [18:04] Nick     That's one way to put it. [18:07] Agate     Your gift to her should be you, yourself. [18:11] Nick     Me, myself? [18:25] Nick     That looks good! [18:28] Curran     Nick! This is happonyaki! [18:31] Curran     It's little balls of fried flour with     chopped up eight-legs inside it! [18:36] Curran     Here! [18:43] Curran     That's what everybody does! [18:44] Nick     My throat's burning so bad,     I could breathe fire! [18:47] Nick     You sure this isn't just for Dragonians? [18:49] Curran     Maybe it is! [18:51] Curran     Oh, and the little floaty     things on top are alive. [18:55] Curran     Make sure you chew thoroughly or     they'll eat you from the inside out! [18:58] Nick     I already swallowed it! [19:03] Nick     She's laughing so cheerfully... [19:05] Nick     This must be who Curran is, normally. [19:10] Nick     Do you like birds, Curran? [19:13] Curran     I do. [19:15] Nick     Y-You do? [19:16] Curran     With sauce, or with salt! [19:19] Curran     Especially with that crispy skin. [19:21] Nick     No, I mean like, swans... [19:26] Curran     I don't know, 'cause I've never had one. [19:31] Curran     But as much as anybody, I guess? [19:34] Nick     As much as anybody... [19:35] Curran     Listen, you really don't need     to worry about that pendant. [19:40] Nick     But... [19:41] Curran     I'm a lot better off this way. [19:48] Curran     I'm a lot better off this way. [19:53] Nick     Oh. [19:55] Curran     Nick. [19:57] Curran     It's going to get cold. [19:59] Nick     Oh. [20:01] Nick     Aah! [20:03] Nick     It's burning hot! [20:08] Adventurer A     Hey, Survivors! [20:10] Adventurer B     I heard you got to F-Rank! [20:11] Adventurer B     Looks like you're doing well! [20:17] Adventurer C     You're a cutie, mister. [20:21] Adventurer D     Doc, that medicine really worked! [20:30] Adventurer E     Oh, Curran! [20:32] Adventurer F     Come over and let's have a drink! [20:33] Curran     Sure! Let's have another drinking party! [20:37] Nick     It's kinda loud. [20:39] Zem     Yes... [20:41] Adventurer G     Miss, come on an adventure with me! [20:43] Adventurer H     I-I'm in love with you! [20:45] Adventurer H     Be my girlfriend, please! [20:47] Tiana     Why's it so busy? [20:50] Tiana     And what are you doing here? [20:56] Curran     It's strange... [20:58] Curran     I never could've imagined the first time I     sat down here that I'd feel so at peace. [21:05] Curran     It's so warm... [21:07] Curran     It was probably like this on that day. [21:44] Receptionist     Um... [21:46] Receptionist     Can we have a little talk? [21:50] Party     Search the Labyrinth of Bonds? [21:54] Tiana     What's that? [21:55] Vilma     There's something I want you to find for me. [21:59] Nick     Don't keep us waiting. What is it? [22:01] Vilma     The sacred blade, the "Sword of Bonds". [22:06] Old Man Kizuna     Now, whether they took this job or not [22:11] Old Man Kizuna     would determine their fates     for the rest of their lives... [23:36] Tiana     Next time: "The Labyrinth of Bonds". SIGN    Next time:     "The Labyrinth of Bonds" E4 - The Labyrinth of Bonds Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] Vilma     If you bring me the Sword of Bonds,     I'll pay a fine price for it. [00:11] (Flashback) Nick     And if we can't find it? [00:13] (Flashback) Vilma     30,000 dinah per excursion. [00:18] (Flashback) Zem     For a beginner-level labyrinth? [00:20] (Flashback) Tiana     That's quite the offer. [00:22] (Flashback) Nick     And if we do find this "Sword of Bonds", [00:25] (Flashback) Nick     I don't want you claiming [00:26] (Flashback) Nick     it's in bad condition, or we got     the wrong one, or something. [00:29] (Flashback) Nick     Let's make this more specific. [00:33] (Flashback) Vilma     You're so suspicious. [00:35] (Flashback) Nick     First, a map and a list     of monsters in the area. [00:38] (Flashback) Nick     You tell us all the places that     have already been searched. [00:40] (Flashback) Nick     Give us details on the sword, too. [00:41] (Flashback) Nick     And guarantee us a minimum     price regardless of condition. [00:44] (Flashback) Nick     And we need that all in writing. [00:59] Zem     So we're looking for a sword     that amplifies a party's power [01:03] Zem     based on the bonds between them. [01:06] Zem     It's ironic, isn't it? [01:07] Tiana     I think it's perfect for us. [01:09] Curran     That's right. We're trusting     each other more and more! [01:12] Zem     That's good to hear. [01:29] Zem     Automatic lighting, a corridor     built with everything at almost [01:32] Zem     obsessive-compulsive levels     of regular spacing. [01:34] Zem     What kind of civilization was this? [01:37] Tiana     Even the monsters are artificial. [01:41] Nick     There might be secret passages.     Let's keep an eye out. [01:44] Tiana     Yeah. [01:45] Curran     True. [01:50] Sword of Bonds     New adventurers? I wonder if they     can make it all the way here. SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World SIGN    "The Labyrinth of Bonds" SIGN    "The Labyrinth of Bonds" SIGN    "The Labyrinth of Bonds" SIGN    "The Labyrinth of Bonds" SIGN    "The Labyrinth of Bonds" SIGN    "The Labyrinth of Bonds" SIGN    "The Labyrinth of Bonds" SIGN    "The Labyrinth of Bonds" [03:36] Zem     Now we go straight ahead for a bit. [03:38] Nick     Roger. [03:45] Nick     Hold up. [03:48] Nick     What's that? [03:51] Zem     There're lamps at dead ends,     just like our information said. [03:54] Nick     No, didn't the documents we     got say the lamps were red? [03:59] Zem     True. [04:02] Tiana     Wait! [04:03] Nick     Our mission is to explore. [04:06] Nick     We should be thorough. [04:08] Nick     And also... [04:10] Zem     You smell money? [04:13] Nick     That's part of it, but this is weird, isn't it? [04:16] Curran     Nick! [04:17] Zem     Nick! [04:18] Tiana     That was just supposed to be a wall! [04:24] Sword of Bonds     Now, here's where you're     going to run into problems. [04:33] Tiana     Are we supposed to find it inside all these? [04:36] Nick     No. [04:43] Nick     It's that one. [04:44] Zem     Nick? [04:51] Nick     This way. [04:57] Tiana     Wait. [04:58] Tiana     Detect Magic. [05:06] Tiana     There's no magic within a     one-kilometer radius at a minimum. [05:11] Tiana     I'm not sure if that means it's safe,     or if somebody is blocking the search. [05:21] Nick     So we'll have to find out who     "someone" is and report that, too. [05:27] Curran     I-Is that it? [05:34] Sword of Bonds     Adventurers! [05:35] Nick     What? [05:37] Sword of Bonds     You've overcome great trials     to reach this corridor. [05:43] Sword of Bonds     You are worthy of possessing my power! [05:43] Nick     Is this what's talking? [05:46] Tiana     Is this the Sword of Bonds? [05:46] Sword of Bonds     Be your foe man, beast, angel, or devil,     this power will lead you to a glorious... [05:48] Nick     I don't think so. [05:50] Sword of Bonds     Yes, a glorious victory! [05:50] Zem     I don't see an actual blade. [05:52] Curran     Think it's broken? [05:53] Sword of Bonds     You're listening, aren't you?! [05:55] Tiana     Hey, you think this is a magic sword? [05:58] Nick     A magic sword? [06:00] Nick     I don't know what good it'll     do without a blade, though. [06:03] Curran     It's broken. [06:04] Tiana     With some of these, the wielder's     magic actually forms the blade. [06:08] Zem     Is that how this one works? [06:10] Curran     It's broken. [06:11] Sword of Bonds     Who do you think I am? [06:14] Nick     No idea. [06:15] Nick     We're busy looking for the Sword of Bonds. [06:18] Nick     We don't have time to learn     the names of broken swords... [06:20] Sword of Bonds     I am the legendary Sword     of Bonds which you seek. [06:26] Sword of Bonds     I am the finest masterpiece     of the Terane Magic Armory... [06:29] Nick     The hell you are. [06:31] Sword of Bonds     What? [06:32] Curran     We weren't looking for any broken swords! [06:34] Tiana     We don't know for sure that it's broken. [06:35] Sword of Bonds     I am not broken! [06:37] Zem     Guys, let's listen to the nice old man... [06:41] Sword of Bonds     How dare you call me a "nice old man"?! [06:44] Zem     I was trying to help you! [06:46] Tiana     Zem, calm down. [06:48] Zem     Sorry, I was just caught off guard by     a sword talking like it was normal. [06:52] Sword of Bonds     I am a proud sacred blade! I only help     those who value justice and friendship. [06:58] Sword of Bonds     I am the Terane Magic Armory's     greatest masterpiece. [07:02] Sword of Bonds     The Angel-Class Psychic Weapon.     Product Name: The Sword of Bonds. [07:06] Zem     Product Name? [07:08] Sword of Bonds     That was also the project name. [07:09] Nick     Cool. Very cool. [07:11] Nick     Now, don't make a fuss. We promise not     to drop you before you're in the bag. [07:14] Sword of Bonds     You're not going to equip me? [07:16] Nick     I only use short swords. [07:18] Sword of Bonds     How about the Dragonian girl? [07:20] Curran     I only use my Dragonbone Sword. [07:23] Sword of Bonds     You didn't come here in search of me? [07:25] Nick     Sure we did. [07:28] Sword of Bonds     Then shouldn't you be rejoicing? [07:31] Sword of Bonds     Wait, what are you going to do with me? [07:34] Nick     What else? [07:37] All     Sell you. [07:41] Sword of Bonds     No! [07:44] Curran     The contract says we only get     half the money if it's busted. [07:47] Sword of Bonds     Wait! I don't want to end up     in some warehouse somewhere! [07:50] Sword of Bonds     Do you have any idea how many years [07:52] Sword of Bonds     I've wasted after being deceived     by those liars at the guild? [07:55] Tiana     "Liars"? "Deceived"? What do you mean? [07:59] Sword of Bonds     The guild sealed me in a labyrinth, [08:01] Sword of Bonds     saying it would help me find     someone worthy to wield me. [08:05] Sword of Bonds     But I waited and waited, and nobody came. [08:09] Sword of Bonds     And do you know why? [08:10] Sword of Bonds     Because they never intended     to let anyone have me. [08:17] Nick     I'm sympathetic, sure,     but we've got bills to pay. [08:21] Sword of Bonds     Yes, if you sell me, you'll get     enough money to last ten lifetimes. [08:25] Sword of Bonds     But if I travel with you, I can     provide you with unparalleled power! [08:31] Tiana     If we've got all that money,     we won't need to adventure, right? [08:37] Sword of Bonds     I want to apologize for something. [08:41] Sword of Bonds     The Guardian system has been activated. [08:44] Nick     I don't speak Ancient. What does that mean? [08:47] Sword of Bonds     In other words, my guardian has awakened. [08:52] Sword of Bonds     You won't be able to leave this hall     without defeating the Amalgam Golem. [08:57] Nick     Amalgam Golem? [09:20] Tiana     Icicle Dance! [09:25] Curran     It's working! [09:29] Sword of Bonds     Wait, Dragonian girl! [09:36] Nick     Something's wrong! [09:37] Nick     Get away, Curran! [09:51] Nick     Curran! [09:54] Nick     Crap. If we're not careful,     the Survivors are all going to die here, [09:58] Nick     in a beginner labyrinth! [10:03] Nick     Retreat! Head for the exit! [10:05] Nick     Hurry! [10:13] Nick     Damn it! Nothing's working! [10:16] Nick     But while I'm attacking it,     it's focusing on me. [10:19] Nick     I have to let everybody get away     while it's coming after me. [10:23] Sword of Bonds     Its body is comprised of nanomachines. [10:26] Sword of Bonds     Ranged or sharp weapons won't touch it. [10:29] Nick     Which means? [10:30] Sword of Bonds     Use me as your blade! [10:32] Sword of Bonds     You can do what you want with me     after you make it out of here. [10:36] Sword of Bonds     This is my first and last     request, as a weapon. [10:40] Nick     I can't promise what happens     to you after we leave. [10:42] Sword of Bonds     Then the contract is made. [10:50] Tiana     Ice Spear! [10:54] Tiana     It's no good! It's not even budging! [10:56] Tiana     Magic and physical attacks aren't working! [11:00] Sword of Bonds     Hmm... [11:02] Tiana     That's... [11:03] Zem     The power of the sacred blade. [11:05] Curran     It wasn't broken? [11:06] Sword of Bonds     That girl will do nicely. [11:08] Sword of Bonds     Nick, was it? Envision her in your     mind and shout this word: "Union"! [11:15] Nick     Envision Curran? [11:18] Sword of Bonds     Just do it! "Union"! [11:21] Nick     Union, right? [11:24] Nick     Okay. [11:26] Nick     Union! [11:30] Nick     Huh? [11:32] Nick     You tricked me, you old bastard! [11:34] Sword of Bonds     That's strange. [11:36] Sword of Bonds     You met the conditions to use it! [11:40] Nick     It's working? [11:41] Sword of Bonds     Even my blade can't kill it! [11:44] Sword of Bonds     Below you! [11:47] Nick     What is this thing?! [11:54] All     Nick! [11:58] Zem     We'll have to deal with it ourselves. [12:01] Curran     But our attacks don't work. [12:04] Tiana     What about this? [12:06] Tiana     Freezing! [12:16] Curran     It stopped. [12:17] Tiana     I tried freezing it, instead of attacking it. [12:20] Tiana     Curran, go get Nick! [12:22] Curran     Okay! [12:30] Tiana     It's trying to get free by discarding     the parts of itself that froze? [12:45] Zem     Quick Heal! [12:46] Tiana     Freezing! [12:48] Tiana     We can't do anything more than buy time. [12:51] Tiana     But we have to do it anyway! [12:56] Zem     Let's show them what a     pair of casters can do! [13:14] Nick     I guess I broke a few bones, huh? [13:17] Nick     Unyielding Fortress's duration ran out, too. [13:19] Curran     Nick, where are you?! [13:22] Nick     Curran! Are you guys okay up there? [13:25] Curran     The two of them are buying time! [13:28] Nick     If we lose one more person, we're finished. [13:30] Nick     Take them and run! [13:33] Nick     We need to get out of here! [13:35] Nick     Getting as many people back alive as     possible is what the Survivors do! [13:39] Curran     Not "as many people as possible". [13:41] Curran     We all go back together! [13:42] Nick     You can't survive if you keep     hoping for the impossible! [13:45] Curran     We're all going back together! [13:53] Nick     I'm sorry... [14:02] Nick     for breaking your pendant... [14:06] Curran     I told you... [14:07] Nick     You said not to worry about it,     but it was important to you, wasn't it? [14:13] Curran     My last party leader gave it to me. [14:17] Curran     I wanted to throw it away,     but I just couldn't do it. [14:22] Curran     I was never able to believe it... [14:25] Curran     That I was tricked,     that they left me to die... [14:30] Curran     I never could believe it... [14:35] Curran     I kept hoping that one day I'd wake up     and Calios would be there like always, [14:38] Curran     and that we'd go back to     adventuring like we always did. [14:45] Curran     Seeing the pendant made me     want to believe in Calios, [14:49] Curran     even if I knew I was just     running away from reality. [14:54] Curran     I knew it, but I couldn't     forget my days with Calios. [15:00] Curran     I chose to spend my time with my memories,     instead of with the people around me. [15:04] Curran     It was... [15:06] Curran     It was so much fun! [15:11] Curran     So when the pendant broke that day... [15:16] Curran     it wasn't a bad thing for me at all. [15:20] Nick     Curran. [15:22] Curran     It wasn't a bad thing at all. [15:35] Sword of Bonds     Nick, say the word again. [15:44] Tiana     Freezing! [15:47] Zem     Unyielding Fortress! Quick Heal! [15:49] Zem     Unyielding Fortress! Unyielding Fortress! [15:52] Tiana     That's enough, Zem. [15:53] Zem     But... But... [15:55] Tiana     Use the rest of your spells     when Nick gets back. [15:59] Tiana     I'm done for. [16:01] Zem     But... But...! [16:05] Zem     This can't... This can't be how it ends! [16:08] Tiana     We did great, didn't we? [16:11] Tiana     We did all this without Nick and Curran. [16:18] Tiana     Don't you dare smirk at us! [16:40] Sword of Bonds     He has a core that controls his movements. [16:43] Sword of Bonds     The core moves at random     throughout its liquid metal body, [16:47] Sword of Bonds     keeping it perfectly safe at all times! [17:00] Sword of Bonds     But the lesson here is this: nothing     can save you from ultimate power. [17:22] Zem     Nick! [17:23] Tiana     Curran! [17:34] Nick     Ignition! [17:37] Vilma     An aura blade, just like we were told. [17:43] Curran     Wow, it looks just like the real thing! [17:45] Tiana     I think you meant to say that the     real thing looks so incredible! [17:50] Curran     That's right! [17:51] Curran     It looks just as incredible     as the real thing! [17:53] Kizuna     It's nothing impressive. [17:55] Zem     Very true! [17:56] Zem     Though if you keep saying "real thing", [17:58] Zem     someone might start wondering if there     was a fake out there somewhere! [18:00] Zem     What a wonderful sacred blade! [18:01] Zem     It's such a shame we have to let go of it. [18:03] Kizuna     It's nothing impressive, at all. [18:05] Vilma     It's not as powerful as we'd     thought, but I guess it is old. [18:09] Kizuna     It's nowhere as strong as me. [18:14] Vilma     Very well. We'll pay the agreed upon amount. [18:17] Nick     Good. It would suck if we got lied to. [18:22] Vilma     So? [18:28] Vilma     Who's the boy...? girl...? who's been     standing there this whole time? [18:31] Vilma     A new member of the Survivors? [18:33] Kizuna     Indeed! I am Kizuna! [18:35] Vilma     How peculiar. Doesn't that just mean     "Bonds", same as the sword? [18:39] Vilma     Well, good luck, I guess. [18:41] Kizuna     Of course! Leave it to me! [18:44] Tiana     We were lucky that there was that     stock of mass-produced copies. [18:49] Kizuna     Those guys at the guild were easy to fool! [18:52] Nick     Didn't you say something about     valuing justice and friendship? [18:55] Kizuna     Saving somebody's life sounds like     friendship and justice to me. [19:00] Nick     "Life"? You're a sword. [19:02] Kizuna     I'm a sword and a person! [19:04] Kizuna     I've got a parallelization function! [19:07] Zem     A function that lets a sacred     blade take human form. [19:10] Curran     I still don't really     understand how it works. [19:13] Zem     I was scared for a second     when you said your name. [19:17] Kizuna     Why? [19:18] Nick     'Cause people will figure it out! [19:21] Kizuna     Well, I can't help it. [19:23] Tiana     Sentient magic items have a lot of     their power tied to their names. [19:27] Nick     They do? [19:28] Tiana     For instance, if we named it "Mop" it     might gain the power to clean our rooms. [19:33] Nick     That's pretty simplistic. [19:36] Nick     Here's our pay for this job! [19:47] Tiana     We've finally got money     to spend on our hobbies! [19:51] Zem     Until now it's all gone to rent and bills! [19:54] Curran     It's been so long. [19:58] Nick     Let's go, then. [20:00] Kizuna     You going to the tavern? [20:02] Nick     We're a little different when     it comes to that, actually. [20:05] Nick     Survivors Rule #1! [20:08] All     No interfering with other peoples' hobbies! [20:10] Kizuna     What? [20:12] Nick     We all have something we must protect. [20:14] Nick     A forbidden holy ground where     no one else may tread. [20:18] Kizuna     O-Oh! I don't understand,     but that sounds very important! [20:23] Nick     So we're going to take some time off. [20:26] Nick     What will you do? [20:28] Nick     I'm going to an idol concert. [20:29] Nick     If you want to come,     you have to come in blade mode. [20:33] Kizuna     How boring! [20:35] Kizuna     I'll read a book or something, then. [20:38] Nick     Sure. [20:43] Kizuna     You're not going? [20:45] Tiana     There's still time until the race starts. [20:47] Tiana     Want to come with me? [20:49] Kizuna     Really? [20:52] Kizuna     It's uh... forbidden ground, right? [20:55] Tiana     You can come, but no complaining     about how I use my money! [21:01] Kizuna     Okay! [21:02] Kizuna     I'm a member of the     Survivors, too, after all! [21:21] Tiana     Hey, Kizuna. [21:23] Kizuna     What? [21:25] Tiana     You waited hundreds of years     for us to come, right? [21:30] Kizuna     Oh, that's right. [21:32] Kizuna     I waited hundreds, no, thousands of     years, for someone to come use me! [21:37] Tiana     I see. [21:43] Tiana     You really hung in there, right? [21:46] Kizuna     Don't treat me like a kid! [21:49] Tiana     You're a good kid. [21:51] Kizuna     Hey, don't make fun of me! [21:53] Kizuna     I'll slice you in two! [21:55] Tiana     Don't you dare, Mop! [21:57] Kizuna     I'll clean your clock, damn it! [22:01] Tiana     Oh, no! He'll wipe the floor with me! [22:01] Kizuna     I'm not a mop! [22:03] Old Man Kizuna     This was where it started. [22:05] Old Man Kizuna     Their, no, our     true adventure... started here... [22:13] Old Man Kizuna     Looking back, it all started here... SIGN    Next time:     "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers." [23:34] Sword of Bonds     "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers." E5 - A Meeting with the Iron Tigers. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Kizuna     The unchanging course of the stars... [00:03] Customer     You lied to me, asshole! [00:05] Kizuna     The doings of mankind... [00:06] Owner     Look over there! The Solar Knights! [00:08] Customer     Wait, shithead! [00:10] Kizuna     The dust, gathering on the windowsill... [00:14] Kizuna     A bard! [00:17] Kizuna     The sigh of a man with strange loves... [00:21] Kizuna     The shriveled-up body of     a Black Greatrock Worm. [00:24] Kizuna     Decorations brought back from     the Valley of Dragons... [00:28] Kizuna     The half-eaten food of an adventurer who fled     the Labyrinth and now sobs through his meal... [00:30] Adventurer     What the hell were you     thinking, you bastard? [00:34] Kizuna     It's all so beautiful! [00:38] Zem     He's like a poet. [00:40] Tiana     Has he been like that the whole time? [00:42] Nick     Yup. [00:44] Nick     If anything, he's calmer than usual. [00:48] Kizuna     A high-quality igniter,     modified to one's tastes and much loved! [01:00] Kizuna     I can feel the history it carries. [01:03] Tiana     Thanks. [01:05] Tiana     That thing you've got there     looks good on you, too. [01:09] Kizuna     Right? Right? [01:15] Zem     You look wonderful. [01:17] Curran     That's right!     It looks impressive, even if you don't! [01:20] Zem     Curran, that's not a compliment. [01:23] Nick     Kizuna, how many times do you have to hear     it from all of us before you're satisfied? [01:28] Kizuna     There's no such thing as     too many compliments. [01:30] Kizuna     They're something both the     giver and receiver can enjoy. [01:34] Nick     True. [01:35] Nick     You look great. [01:38] Nick     Now, let's get to it. [01:40] Nick     First, Curran. [01:42] Nick     Zem. [01:44] Nick     Tiana. [01:45] Nick     I'd like to entrust you with the     task of keeping our funds safe. [01:52] Zem     It seems to be protected with magic. [01:55] Tiana     And this is a magic abacus. It can calculate     automatically, which is a great help. [01:59] Nick     And this is what I'd like     you all to protect. [02:06] Zem     Two bronze pieces.     Three small bronze pieces. [02:10] Tiana     230 dinah all together. [02:12] Tiana     What about it? [02:13] Curran     You could buy a snack. [02:16] Nick     This is all the wealth the     Survivors have right now. [02:21] Tiana     W-Wait. [02:22] Tiana     What does that mean? [02:23] Zem     Did we overspend a little? [02:25] Curran     A snack is all you could buy! [02:28] Nick     So... let's go make some money, guys! [02:31] All     Yeah! SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World SIGN    "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers." SIGN    "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers." SIGN    "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers." SIGN    "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers." SIGN    "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers." SIGN    "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers." SIGN    "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers." SIGN    "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers." [04:13] (Flashback) Velokkio     Tiana, [04:16] (Flashback) Velokkio     as of today, you're no longer     a student at this school. [04:21] (Flashback) Tiana     Yes... [04:23] (Flashback) Velokkio     But you're still a mage. [04:29] (Flashback) Velokkio     Oh, you may have this as a gift. [04:35] (Flashback) Tiana     An igniter? [04:38] (Flashback) Velokkio     It's a goodbye gift. [04:41] (Flashback) Velokkio     You'd wanted it, right? [04:46] (Flashback) Tiana     Thank you, sir. [04:48] Tiana     I'd ruined the career of somebody I admired. [04:53] Tiana     He'd been caught up in the scandal with me. [04:56] Tiana     I'd taken away the title of Sage     that he'd wanted so badly. [05:01] Tiana     Forever. [05:03] Tiana     But still, he spoke like nothing bothered     him at all, and this is what he said. [05:07] Tiana     "Because nobody needs us, we are free." [05:14] (Flashback) Velokkio     But freedom can be quite restrictive. [05:18] (Flashback) Tiana     Huh? [05:19] (Flashback) Velokkio     No, nothing. [05:23] (Flashback) Velokkio     And we're going to find ourselves     restricted in many ways. [05:30] (Flashback) Velokkio     We want to be free, but we     want somebody to need us. [05:36] (Flashback) Velokkio     Perhaps humans deserve to be destroyed. [05:45] (Flashback) Velokkio     I'm joking. [05:51] (Flashback) Velokkio     It's strange, don't you think? [05:53] (Flashback) Velokkio     Even after all this, we can still laugh. [05:58] (Flashback) Velokkio     Perhaps it's a sign that     the worst is yet to come. [06:06] (Flashback) Tiana     I was never able tell if you're     joking or not, Master. [06:11] (Flashback) Velokkio     W-Was it not funny? [06:14] (Flashback) Tiana     It's more like... [06:18] (Flashback) Tiana     It's inappropriate. [06:23] (Flashback) Velokkio     I see. [06:28] (Flashback) Velokkio     Inappropriate? I suppose you're right. [06:31] (Flashback) Velokkio     I suppose you may be right. [06:36] (Flashback) Tiana     You seem to be enjoying this somehow. [06:44] (Flashback) Tiana     Master, you're laughing too much. [06:47] (Flashback) Velokkio     I'm sorry. [06:49] (Flashback) Velokkio     Just, whenever there's a silence,     I can't help myself... [06:55] (Flashback) Velokkio     I say whatever's on my mind. [07:01] (Flashback) Tiana     Um, I'll be going. [07:05] (Flashback) Velokkio     Oh, yes. [07:11] Tiana     Was there something I could do for him? [07:15] Tiana     I wondered that, even though I knew     I was overstepping myself. [07:19] Tiana     It was rude, almost impudent. [07:23] Tiana     I'm sorry. This is all my fault. [07:28] (Flashback) Velokkio     This is goodbye, isn't it? [07:30] (Flashback) Velokkio     Yes, of course it is. [07:35] (Flashback) Velokkio     I'll give you one last lesson, then. [07:41] (Flashback) Velokkio     To know who you are. [07:44] (Flashback) Velokkio     To know what you've learned,     what you can do... [07:49] (Flashback) Velokkio     That's a treasure that     nobody can take from you. [07:52] (Flashback) Velokkio     Remember that, at all times. [08:00] (Flashback) Tiana     That's not a joke, is it? [08:07] (Flashback) Velokkio     I'm sorry. [08:09] (Flashback) Velokkio     I couldn't say. [08:17] Tiana     Am I the only one who sometimes wonders     when I wake up in the morning [08:22] Tiana     if maybe I'll open my eyes and everything     will be back to how it was, [08:25] Tiana     before all this happened? [08:36] Tiana     If only it were true... [08:39] Tiana     I wonder if I'll wake up     in my bed in the mansion, [08:42] Tiana     surrounded by pillows and fluffy blankets, [08:44] Tiana     and wonder how many wonderful things     I'll learn about Alex today, [08:50] Tiana     or how many times I'll     be of use to my Master. [08:53] Tiana     I was so happy, so blessed,     to be a dreaming maiden like that. [09:01] Tiana     I'm sure everybody else has had     the same thought at least once. [09:06] Tiana     "If only I could go back in time     to when everything was fine..." [09:19] Tiana     We dream of a wish that not even the most     ancient, powerful magic could grant, [09:27] Tiana     again and again, before we wake up... [09:34] (Flashback) Nick     Your birthday present. [09:35] (Flashback) Claudine     Wow, you remembered! [09:39] (Flashback) Claudine     This is just what I wanted! [09:41] (Flashback) Nick     I'm glad you like it, Claudine. [09:44] (Flashback) Claudine     But... [09:46] (Flashback) Claudine     More! I want more! [09:51] (Flashback) Claudine     The shriveled-up body of a Black     Greatrock Worm, the half-eaten food... [09:54] (Flashback) Claudine     I want more! [09:56] Nick     C-Claudine? [09:58] (Flashback) Claudine     Everything that changed since I was sealed     away, everything that hasn't changed... [10:04] (Flashback) Claudine     I want to see it all! [10:06] Nick     Get a hold of yourself, Claudine! [10:14] Nick     Was that his telepathy? [10:18] Nick     Don't send your sleep talk into my brain. [10:22] Kizuna     I want to see it all... to know it all... [10:27] Nick     Is it just me? [10:31] Zem     Is it just me? [10:34] Curran     Is it just me? [10:38] Curran     Good morning. [10:39] All     Morning! [10:41] Kizuna     I have no past I want to return to! [10:44] Kizuna     The time I'm spending with you now     is the most fun I've ever had! [10:46] Zem     How innocent... [10:48] Tiana     I can't look!     I can't bear to look at him, Nick! [10:51] Curran     I wish I was like that. [11:05] Kizuna     Yup, that's a Rasetsu Ogre. [11:07] Zem     I thought we beat him before... [11:09] Nick     It's not the same one, actually. [11:13] Tiana     They're reborn each time     the Miasma gets thick. [11:16] Tiana     Poor things. [11:18] Curran     It's fun to chat with everybody. [11:20] Kizuna     Telepathy's not for chatting and having fun. [11:25] Zem     I'm nervous. I've never even     used a Communications Gem. [11:30] Curran     I can hear you from all the way over here! [11:33] Tiana     You're too far ahead! [11:35] Kizuna     My true power isn't telepathy! [11:38] Kizuna     Behold the power of my blade! [11:42] Nick     Idiot! What was the point     of using telepathy, then?! [11:50] Kizuna     A brute-force attack won't work on me! [12:05] Kizuna     Parallel. [12:08] Curran     There's more of them! [12:09] Zem     He did something! [12:11] Tiana     That's not fair. [12:13] Kizuna     I can use my telepathy to hear you all! [12:20] Kizuna     I can create up to five copies. [12:23] Nick     I feel tired for some reason. [12:26] Kizuna     Of course. I'm using your     stamina and magic to do it. [12:31] Nick     What? [12:32] Kizuna     Haha! Don't worry about it. [12:35] Kizuna     Delete! [12:39] Nick     Well, I feel like I should be more     concerned about part of that. [12:42] Nick     But I'm honestly amazed. [12:44] Nick     Your Parallel skill is amazing, [12:46] Nick     but so is your skill with a sword. [12:48] Kizuna     Sword skills were installed in me     during the development stage. [12:53] Curran     Installed? [12:55] Kizuna     I mean that I absorbed the techniques     of a swordsman who used me in the past! [13:00] Tiana     I knew it! That's cheating! [13:01] Kizuna     It's not cheating! How rude. [13:04] Nick     Either way, we're definitely     glad to have you along. [13:07] Kizuna     I've got my most powerful technique, too. [13:10] Nick     I'm not planning on using     Union at all for a while. [13:13] Kizuna     Wh-Why? [13:15] Nick     We can't use something that makes us     collapse from exhaustion afterward. [13:19] Kizuna     What? Stingy bastard. [13:20] Zem     It's good to have something     we can rely on if we have to. [13:23] Tiana     Yup. We're counting on you. [13:26] Curran     I'm hungry! [13:27] Nick     Maybe we should get something to eat. [13:29] Nick     What about you two? [13:30] Curran     I'm hungry! [13:32] Tiana     I'll go check on the dragons, then... [13:35] Zem     I'll go check on the ladies, then. [13:38] Kizuna     Hey! Don't use telepathy for chit-chat! [13:46] Nick     So you did end up coming with us. [13:49] Kizuna     Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! [13:51] Nick     No fair using mental attacks! [13:54] Kizuna     I'm in my "fun" phase, and I have     fun no matter what I'm doing. [13:58] Curran     What if somebody drops a pair     of chopsticks? Is that fun? [14:02] Kizuna     It might be! [14:06] Nick     What are you talking about? [14:09] Curran     I smell something good! [14:13] Kizuna     This is... [14:15] (Flashback) Claudine     I want more! [14:19] Kizuna     It stimulates the appetite. [14:21] Nick     No, wait... [14:25] Nick     Well, whatever. [14:28] Kizuna     Yeah, this is good. [14:31] Curran     If you're not careful with how you     prepare the fish, it gets all dry. [14:35] Curran     But they make it just right,     and the sauce is great, too! [14:39] Curran     They know how to cook! [14:42] Nick     You've got high expectations. [14:44] Curran     I am a foodie, after all. [14:46] Nick     Yeah, you do eat through our food budget. [14:50] Curran     Survivors Rule #1. [14:54] Nick     Sorry, sorry. [14:57] Claudine     I'm so happy you remembered! [15:06] Nick     That's Claudine... [15:09] Claudine     This is just what I wanted! [15:12] Jonathan     I'm glad you like it, Claudine. [15:17] Nick     I'm glad you like it, Claudine. [15:22] Claudine     Actually, I have to go back to my hometown. [15:26] Claudine     My mom's sick and doesn't     have much time left. [15:30] Jonathan     What? [15:33] Claudine     But it's so far away. [15:35] Claudine     It's a month by carriage! [15:38] Claudine     I need so much money! [15:41] Claudine     Money! I want money so badly! [15:46] Claudine     Sob! Sob! Sob! [15:48] Jonathan     Poor Claudine! [15:50] Jonathan     Don't worry. I'll take care of it all. [15:53] Nick     Hey there. [15:56] Claudine     Nick! [15:57] Jonathan     Wh-Who are you? [15:59] Nick     Poor thing. Your mom moved away, huh? [16:04] Nick     You told me she lived     three days to the East. [16:07] Claudine     Th-Three days is pretty far! [16:11] Nick     Oh, and happy birthday. [16:13] Nick     You know, you're the first person I've met     who has two birthdays in a year! [16:18] Jonathan     Wh-Who is this, Claudine? [16:20] Claudine     I-I don't remember inviting you. [16:24] Claudine     Wh-What? [16:26] Nick     If you sell that thing,     it's an easy fraud charge. [16:30] Nick     It's an expensive luxury item,     and clearly appraised. [16:35] Claudine     Let's go. Looks like this     weirdo wants to bother us. [16:38] Nick     So, what's next? You're going to live the     rest of your life with a bounty on your head? [16:41] Nick     Your mom will be so sad. [16:46] Claudine     Damn it! [16:47] Nick     Damage it, and you're liable for damages. [16:55] Nick     Here, this is yours, right? [17:01] Jonathan     Was she lying to me? [17:05] Curran     Hey, Nick. [17:08] Curran     Your meal's gotten cold. [17:10] Nick     Oh, sorry. [17:12] Kizuna     I'll take another Alley Cat Pudding     Parfait with extra caramel! [17:17] Nick     Most gathering quests involve plants     which only bloom in the Labyrinths. [17:22] Nick     Herbs, poisons... [17:24] Nick     Zem would know more about that than me. [17:26] Nick     If it's a cave Labyrinth,     they'll ask for ores and jewels. [17:31] Nick     That's more suited for a dwarf who     grew up in the mountains than us. [17:40] Nick     Did you get to see your mom, Claudine? [17:42] Curran     This is a present from Mom.     She said to say hello. [17:46] Nick     Glad to hear she's doing well. [17:48] Claudine     She's made a full recovery, actually! [17:51] Nick     Amazing. [17:52] Nick     I'd love to recruit her for the Survivors. [17:56] Leon     You weren't very nice to our     Claudine here, yesterday. [18:00] Nick     "Our"? [18:01] Nick     Oh, I just told her not to make her mom sad. [18:06] Nick     So, you're with the Iron Kitties? [18:08] Claudine     The Iron Tigers! [18:10] Leon     Leon. [18:12] Nick     Sorry. I'm bad with names. [18:16] Nick     You were planning on selling the necklace [18:18] Nick     to get the funds to run from     the Iron Tigers, right? [18:20] Leon     What? [18:21] Claudine     L-Lies! [18:23] Claudine     He's just mad because I dumped him! [18:26] Leon     If girls don't like you,     you see every girl as a villain. [18:29] Nick     And you villains both get along, then? [18:31] Leon     Why don't we take this outside, asshole? [18:35] Curran     Hey, Nick! [18:37] Nick     The kitty wants to sunbathe, he says. [18:43] Leon     This'll do, I suppose. [18:45] Nick     Yeah. Lots of sunlight. [18:51] Leon     I'm sorry! [18:54] Leon     Man, I am so sorry! [18:58] Leon     Claudine underestimated     what you were capable of. [19:01] Leon     It's not easy to make money in a party. [19:05] Leon     I've heard all about you guys, you know. [19:08] Leon     And I'm glad you put a stop     to Claudine's bullshit. [19:12] Leon     As for her... you can have her. [19:17] Leon     She's conned a lot of people,     and made a lot of enemies. [19:22] Leon     Like you, right? [19:25] Leon     She made us a lot of money, but I     think our time together's at an end. [19:29] Leon     And... [19:32] Leon     The Dragonian lady, the noble girl,     and that naive-looking priest... [19:38] Leon     You've even got a kid with you lately. [19:42] Leon     Well? [19:43] Leon     You making bank? [19:45] Nick     What are you talking about? [19:47] Leon     You're robbing them blind, aren't you? [19:50] Leon     Like us. [19:52] Nick     Me? [19:53] Nick     Robbing Curran or Tiana? [19:57] Nick     Yeah? [19:59] Nick     I see... [20:03] Leon     Right? [20:06] Nick     Man, I can't believe you... [20:11] Leon     So, yeah, when you finally     decide to blow up the party [20:15] Leon     and run off with the money,     let us in on it... [20:20] Nick     Sorry. [20:23] Nick     I thought you were a     Tigerian when I hit you. [20:26] Nick     I don't like hurting wimpy little kitties. [20:37] Leon     You're good. [20:39] Nick     You aren't, really. [20:41] Leon     Sh-Shut up! [20:44] Nick     I want money, too, you know. [20:47] Nick     Especially if I don't have to work for it. [20:50] Nick     But what would the money I got     from scamming them be worth? [20:55] Nick     Even if I made a fortune,     would the ale I got with it taste good? [21:01] Nick     Have you gotten to the point where     you can get drunk on ale like that? [21:06] Beg     Wind Cluster! [21:10] Beg     I made it in time, little kitty. [21:13] Leon     If you were listening,     you should have helped earlier. [21:15] Nick     If you think it's okay to     ambush somebody two on one, [21:19] Nick     you haven't learned your manners. [21:21] Beg     It's your fault for eating     a surprise attack— [21:26] Curran     It's whose fault for eating what now? [21:31] Curran     The only thing worth eating is food. [21:33] Nick     Sorry. Thanks for coming. [21:35] Vilma     That's enough! [21:37] Nick     The old lady! [21:39] Vilma     Call me Vilma! [21:41] Nick     Ow! [21:41] Leon     You can't dodge that? [21:44] Vilma     Leon, was it? [21:45] Vilma     That goes for you, too. [21:48] Vilma     Oh, and Curran, let the kid go. [21:56] Vilma     So, what now? [21:58] Nick     Huh? You didn't come to stop us? [22:01] Vilma     If you're going to follow the rules,     I've got no intention of stopping you. [22:04] Nick     The rules? [22:05] Leon     Yeah, there's only one way to settle this. [22:08] Leon     A Mathematics Bare Knuckle Battle! [22:13] All     Mathematics Bare Knuckle? SIGN    Next time:     "Mathematics Bare Knuckle" [23:35] Vilma     Next time: "Mathematics Bare Knuckle". E6 - Mathematics Bare Knuckle Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Vilma     Ten rounds total. [00:02] Vilma     One-on-one bouts of mathematics and     brawling held at the same time. [00:08] Vilma     The round ends when one side     solves the math problems. [00:12] Kizuna     So unless you can finish the math     problems, the fight goes on forever. [00:17] Vilma     It's the only way to get bloodthirsty     adventurers to learn their arithmetic! [00:22] Vilma     Each problem set will be     tougher than the last. [00:25] Vilma     And at the start of the next round, [00:27] Vilma     for each 10-point difference in your scores, [00:30] Vilma     you get one free hit at the enemy brawler. [00:34] Curran     That's a heavy responsibility. [00:36] Vilma     We'll use this to determine     the mathematics players. [00:42] Tiana     Huh? [00:43] Zem     It's Curran. [00:46] Curran     N-N-N-N-N! [00:48] Nick     It's me, Nick. [00:49] Nick     Calm down. [00:49] Curran     I-I-I-I-I. [00:50] Nick     Yes, you can do it. [00:52] Curran     B-B-B-B-B! [00:54] Nick     You'll be fine. [00:55] Nick     Don't worry. [00:56] Kizuna     How can he tell what she's saying? [00:58] Leon     Hmph. I hope one screw-up     doesn't get everyone killed. [01:06] Curran     U-U-U-U-U! [01:07] Nick     She's saying "Uuuh." SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World SIGN    "Mathematics Bare Knuckle" SIGN    "Mathematics Bare Knuckle" SIGN    "Mathematics Bare Knuckle" SIGN    "Mathematics Bare Knuckle" SIGN    "Mathematics Bare Knuckle" SIGN    "Mathematics Bare Knuckle" SIGN    "Mathematics Bare Knuckle" SIGN    "Mathematics Bare Knuckle" [02:46] Kizuna     Well? [02:47] Zem     Hmm, I think she's got potential! [02:51] Curran     What was my score? [02:53] Zem     Curran, you worked hard, didn't you? [02:56] Curran     Yup. So what was my score? [02:58] Zem     If you did this good before you even     started studying, I think there's hope. [03:01] Curran     What was my score? [03:02] Nick     Curran, let the poor guy off the hook. [03:06] Curran     It was no good? [03:09] Zem     That's not true. SIGN    Curran [03:15] Curran     I can't do this. [03:18] Zem     Curran, the most important thing right now [03:21] Zem     is that we were able to see what     you can do and what you can't. [03:27] Zem     So we just need to get you better     at the things you understand, [03:30] Zem     and help you learn the things you don't. [03:34] Curran     Can I do that? [03:36] Zem     Of course. [03:42] Kizuna     You should just let me help. [03:45] Zem     Kizuna, you're too strong. [03:49] Kizuna     But I want to help the Survivors, too. [03:54] Zem     Of course, we want your help. [03:58] Kizuna     Okay... [03:59] Zem     Not as a sacred blade,     but as a party member. [04:04] Kizuna     Leave it to me! [04:08] Nick     We spent the next week training     and coming up with plans. [04:14] Curran     Zem's been hanging out     with girls all day lately. [04:19] Girls     Oh, Zem, you pervert! [04:22] Girls     Eww! [04:23] Melissa     Why don't you stop wasting everybody's     time and get to the point? [04:28] Zem     You knew, then? [04:31] Melissa     It's no fun to drink with     someone who's so glum. [04:34] Melissa     You've been like that all the time lately. [04:36] Zem     All right, if you insist... [04:39] Girl A     I've heard more stories about that     Claudine girl breaking men's hearts... [04:43] Girl B     Beg? The creepy guy, right? [04:47] Girl C     So Leon's not just strong,     he's pretty smart. [04:52] Girl D     The Iron Tigers went too far! [04:54] Melissa     Oh, that new girl, Rose, was     talking about some strange man. [05:00] Zem     So you know something about a strange man? [05:03] Rose     That's right. [05:05] Zem     Can you tell me more? [05:09] Rose     All right. [05:11] Rose     Hmm... [05:13] Rose     Wavy, flaxen hair, [05:15] Rose     beautiful soft blue eyes... [05:18] Rose     long, light pink fingers, [05:21] Rose     a sexy voice like velvet... [05:23] Rose     He wears a cassock that stands     out in a place like this... [05:26] Zem     Who are you talking about? [05:29] Rose     A strange man. [05:31] Nick     They're going to try some     kind of trick tomorrow. [05:35] Curran     Yeah. [05:36] Zem     The way they acted, the way they lured     us into this, they've done it before. [05:42] Nick     I've had Zem look into them. [05:45] Curran     So he wasn't just out getting drunk? [05:47] Zem     I had a lot to drink,     and asked lots of questions. [05:52] Rose     He's cheating. I know it. [05:55] Rose     But I can't figure out how. [05:58] Rose     He's sharp, like he's got eyes     on the back of his head. [06:01] Rose     And I can't figure it out! [06:04] Zem     What they do is share information     so they can outsmart their enemy. [06:09] Tiana     They're probably using Thought Gems. [06:12] Nick     Those work like telepathy, right? [06:15] Kizuna     Not nearly as powerful, though. [06:17] Curran     What do I do? [06:19] Nick     Use all you've learned     to solve the problems. [06:23] Curran     That's all? [06:25] Tiana     Until I give the signal. [06:31] Claudine     I was pretty happy as a kid. [06:34] Claudine     My parents worked at a carriage station, [06:36] Claudine     but started embezzling small     amounts of money and got fired. [06:43] Claudine     They were about to sell     me off when I ran away. [06:48] Claudine     But then I had to survive. [06:53] Claudine     I was pretty enough, which helped     me do enough fraud to live. [06:56] Claudine     I was smart enough to do     enough cons to get by. [06:59] Claudine     I met some decent enough guys     to earn a decent enough living. [07:03] Claudine     And that's when I met Nick. [07:06] (Flashback) Nick     Happy Birthday! [07:08] Claudine     I thought that the more people I could     steal from, the happier I'd be. [07:13] Claudine     I just... [07:23] Claudine     I'll get you yet, Nick! [07:29] Vilma     Okay, let the Mathematics Bare Knuckle begin! [07:38] Curran     I know these! [07:39] Curran     They're the type of problems I've studied! [07:42] Claudine     Don't look so happy. [07:45] Claudine     These are problems a kid could do. [07:47] Curran     Sh-Shut up. [07:50] Curran     I'll finish this up fast to help Nick! [07:52] Crowd     Get him, Nick! [07:54] Crowd     Kick Leon's ass! [07:56] Nick     This is a good opportunity for Curran. [07:59] Nick     She looks like she's bad at math. [08:01] Nick     They're not going to miss a chance     to take advantage of that. [08:07] Nick     He's not taking the bait. [08:09] Nick     Which means... [08:13] Nick     He's not attacking. [08:14] Nick     So he's buying time? [08:17] Nick     This much was planned for... [08:20] Leon     He's figured out some part of it. [08:23] Leon     Good luck figuring out the rest! [08:25] Leon     You'll never reach it without real smarts. [08:32] Zem     Focus, Curran. [08:34] Zem     What's important now is     getting the right answers! [08:40] Curran     I-I'm done! [08:43] Clerk     Curran finished first! [08:45] Clerk     We will now begin the judging. [08:47] Clerk     Take a moment's break! SIGN    Claudine SIGN    Curran [08:50] Vilma     Curran 86 points, Claudine 98 points! [08:57] Zem     Yeah, that's the problem with going fast. [09:00] Zem     You get in such a rush that you get sloppy [09:03] Zem     and end up losing points. [09:06] Claudine     You're better than I thought. [09:09] Claudine     Let's see how long you can last. [09:11] Curran     S-Sorry, Nick! [09:14] Nick     It's fine! [09:15] Nick     Nobody gets worried about     a little pat from a kitty. [09:19] Leon     Penalty time already? [09:22] Leon     Here I go! [09:24] Nick     Come on, kitty. [09:29] Leon     Sorry, my hand slipped. [09:33] Nick     So this is what you've     got up your sleeve... [09:35] Nick     no, no, it's not. [09:38] Nick     Don't you worry about it. [09:41] Nick     What happens when you have to brawl     and do math at the same time? [09:44] Nick     You might think the math is     there to preserve your stamina. [09:47] Nick     You could try to save your brawler's strength [09:51] Nick     by ending the math part fast,     like Curran tried to do. [09:54] Nick     The math might seem less     important than the fighting, [09:56] Nick     until you realize that you can use     it to go on the offensive, too! [10:01] Clerk     Round 2, start! [10:04] Nick     Abusing the penalties     might not feel very nice, [10:08] Nick     but it's a standard way to fight. [10:10] Nick     Nothing's as effective as an attack     your opponent can't block. [10:14] Nick     Especially, if your math player is good,     you can use it to get aggressive. [10:21] Nick     Theoretically, if you could answer     every question instantly, [10:25] Nick     you could inflict massive penalty     hits no matter how smart they were, [10:28] Nick     since they wouldn't get to     answer a single question. [10:32] Nick     It's not the brawlers who determine     the outcome of the game. [10:36] Nick     Hence the attempts to buy time. [10:39] Nick     And that's where they'll try to cheat. [10:43] Nick     And so will we! SIGN    Claudine SIGN    Curran [10:48] Vilma     Claudine 98, Curran 79! [10:52] Claudine     What a shame. I almost got him two hits. [10:59] Nick     Curran! [11:01] Nick     Wipe that look off your face. [11:04] Nick     You're not the one getting hit. [11:06] Curran     I know that! [11:08] Curran     But... but... [11:11] Nick     Don't worry about me.     Focus on the problems. [11:14] Curran     But it's my fault you're being hit! [11:17] Curran     Because I'm stupid! [11:20] Nick     I'll tell you the truth... [11:22] Nick     A week ago I couldn't even     imagine it would go like this. [11:25] Nick     I was ready to take dozens of hits. [11:28] Nick     But just count them. [11:30] Nick     How many times have I been hit? [11:32] Curran     T-Two. [11:35] Nick     Yeah. You started off getting     80 percent of the questions wrong, [11:38] Nick     and now you're a full-fledged     Mathematics Bare Knuckle player! [11:42] Nick     You're giving it your best! I can tell! [11:45] Nick     So don't call yourself stupid! [11:49] Curran     But I might start getting more wrong. [11:53] Nick     It's fine. [11:55] Nick     That's fine. [11:56] Nick     If you get one wrong, just use what you     learned to get it right next time. [11:59] Curran     Nick... [12:00] Nick     Curran, you're amazing! [12:06] Claudine     What are you so excited about?     This is simple arithmetic. [12:10] Curran     I'm excited because I can do something     now that I couldn't before! [12:16] Vilma     I'll pretend I didn't hear all that. [12:19] Vilma     Any more talking and I'll treat     this as illegal stalling. [12:23] Clerk     Round 3! Start! [12:26] Claudine     Like I said, you're just some     Dragonian bumpkin who [12:28] Claudine     won't be able to solve     these problems for long! [12:35] Curran     I was happy to be able to do     math I couldn't do before. [12:38] Curran     But I couldn't let myself show     it because Nick was getting hit. [12:41] Curran     But Nick was happy for my progress! [12:44] Curran     So I won't hesitate anymore! [12:49] Tiana     If you want to run a con, you do it fast. [12:52] Tiana     Most people would do it     right after the start, [12:56] Tiana     and get things over and done with     before they had a chance to slip up. [12:59] Tiana     But there's a reason they didn't. [13:02] Zem     Early in the game, you'd lose time repeating     the questions and answers to each other. [13:07] Zem     Which means... [13:08] Kizuna     They're trying to buy time and     let the problems get harder. [13:13] Kizuna     When Curran stops being able     to blaze through the questions, [13:16] Kizuna     they'll use the Thought Gems     to give Claudine a boost. [13:21] Nick     I'm getting tired. [13:24] Nick     If I want to use my speed to go on the     offensive, this is my last chance, but... [13:28] Crowd     Stop running around! [13:30] Crowd     Coward! [13:32] Leon     Let the crowd say what they want. [13:34] Leon     But buying time is part of our secret plan. [13:37] Leon     I'll last as long as my strength holds out! [13:47] Tiana     That's strange... [13:48] Tiana     I'm not seeing any traces of magic use. [13:52] Tiana     Were we wrong? [13:54] Tiana     Or is there some other plan? [13:58] Zem     The math's about to go beyond     what Curran learned. [14:01] Zem     In the next round, she'll... [14:10] Tiana     Looks like I'll need to make more smoke. [14:27] Tiana     Vilma. [14:30] Vilma     What? [14:32] Tiana     This is just wasting everybody's time. [14:35] Tiana     Why don't we do all the     remaining problems at once? [14:37] Tiana     Our leader's tough enough to take it. [14:39] Crowds     Sounds like fun! [14:40] Crowds     Do it! [14:43] Vilma     You understand that means he'll take all     the penalty punches at once, right? [14:48] Nick     Sounds good to me! [14:49] Nick     I was going to say it if nobody else did. [14:52] Curran     Nick... [14:54] Leon     Is that woman stupid? [14:57] Leon     He might be strong, but only for a human. [15:01] Leon     With the damage he's taken,     does she think he can survive? [15:07] Leon     If he's lucky, it'll put him in a coma.     If he's not, he's a dead man. [15:12] Leon     Are they trying to stop us from buying time? [15:14] Leon     But it's too late! [15:15] Leon     Our plan's already complete! [15:17] Leon     Your struggles will only     make it easier for us! [15:22] Tiana     I'll drive that alley cat from its hole! [15:26] Vilma     Now begin! [15:30] Tiana     Come on out, alley cat! [15:33] Claudine     I've solved all the problems so far on my own, [15:35] Claudine     but I can't let there be any     chance of me losing this. [15:40] Crowd     She's fast! [15:41] Crowd     Nice, Dragonian! [15:45] Claudine     She's bluffing. [15:47] Claudine     I've seen the scores she's gotten.     She doesn't really know any of this stuff. [15:51] Claudine     She's trying to pressure me by     writing wrong answers quickly. [15:55] Claudine     But this is my chance. [15:57] Claudine     I'll speed up and get through this. [16:00] Claudine     Beg, your turn. [16:02] Beg     I've been waiting for this! [16:04] Claudine     We'll do these fast. [16:06] Claudine     First, 78+594/3. [16:11] Claudine     We've made a ton of money     with these Thought Gems, [16:15] Claudine     but it's too dangerous. [16:17] Claudine     This'll be the last time. [16:19] Claudine     And then I'll leave the Iron Tigers... [16:22] Claudine     Yeah. And then maybe I'll live a quiet,     normal life in some small town. [16:27] Beg     You ready? [16:29] Claudine     Go. [16:30] Beg     First is 2, 7, 6. [16:33] Beg     Second is 3, 6, 8. [16:36] Beg     The third is... [16:52] Nick     So, I don't see the other member     of the Iron Tigers anywhere. [16:56] Nick     He's not sick or anything, right? [16:58] Leon     Oh, yeah. The guy said he had better     stuff to do than show up for this fight. [17:04] Leon     Wait, that girl made a big fuss     about changing the rules. [17:08] Leon     Where'd she go? [17:10] Leon     Did they figure part of it out? [17:12] Leon     No, it's impossible. [17:14] Leon     Even if they did, it shouldn't matter. [17:17] Leon     It shouldn't get them where they need to go. [17:20] Leon     Why do I have this awful feeling... [17:25] Leon     Don't tell me... [17:27] Leon     This whole thing's a trap? [17:28] Leon     Wait, Claudine! [17:30] Claudine     Shut up and don't talk to me! [17:33] Vilma     What are you talking about? [17:37] Leon     It's too dangerous, Claudine! [17:39] Leon     You're good enough at math to outwit     that Dragonian on your own, right? [17:44] Claudine     Give me the whole thing starting     from the second problem again. [17:46] Claudine     No, not that one. The one after 32.6! [17:50] Claudine     Damn it! Just give me     the answer to that one! [17:56] Claudine     I thought he'd be ruined     forever after I dumped him. [17:59] Claudine     But now he's back as an adventurer. [18:02] Claudine     What is he? [18:03] Claudine     What's that guy's deal?! [18:06] Claudine     This time, I'll get him hurt. [18:08] Beg     Um, I'm redoing the problem after 32.6... [18:14] Beg     So, um, wait... [18:15] Kizuna     I can't bear to watch this anymore! [18:18] Kizuna     That's the one Claudine wants! [18:20] Beg     Oh, right! Thanks! [18:22] Beg     Huh? [18:38] Nick     Here's why you're an idiot: you let     Vilma hear you propose the duel! [18:44] Nick     The guild's using this battle     for their own purposes. [18:47] Nick     We've got the alley cat by the tail! [18:53] Claudine     He's taking too long! [18:54] Claudine     What the hell is Beg doing? [18:56] Claudine     Are you done yet? [18:57] Claudine     Answer me! [18:59] Claudine     You're taking too damn long! [19:04] Claudine     You're taking too long! [19:14] Tiana     Sorry, did we keep you waiting? [19:21] Beg     Sorry, I messed up. [19:25] Claudine     Idiot. [19:26] Tiana     So here's your tail. [19:31] Vilma     That's a Thought Gem. I'm sure of it. [19:36] Vilma     You've got one, too, don't you, Claudine? [19:40] Tiana     I got a little worried when I     couldn't pick up any magic. [19:43] Tiana     Sheesh... You waited too     long to try and cheat. [19:46] Crowd     What? [19:47] Crowd     They were cheating? [19:50] Vilma     Too bad. [19:52] Vilma     I was hoping you might continue     a fair fight until the end. [19:57] Vilma     You screwed up, big time. [20:03] Leon     When? [20:05] Leon     When did you figure it out? [20:07] Curran     We knew from the start     that you were bad people! [20:11] Leon     Curran, that's not what he meant. [20:13] Claudine     When? [20:19] Claudine     I wasn't a bad person to start with! [20:25] Claudine     I wasn't a bad person to start with, either! [20:29] Leon     That's enough, Claudine. [20:31] Claudine     I wasn't... [20:33] Leon     We're finished. [20:35] Claudine     I wanted to believe, too... [20:38] Claudine     I wanted to believe! [20:42] Curran     Nobody's a bad person to start with. [20:45] Curran     Maybe you went off the right path somewhere, [20:47] Curran     but I don't have the right     to say that to you. [20:49] Curran     'Cause sometimes maybe it's wrong,     but you feel like you don't have a choice. [20:54] Tiana     But if you realize you made a mistake,     you can go back and fix it. [21:00] Tiana     You can't start over, but you     can correct your mistakes. [21:05] Tiana     That's what I've been telling myself lately. SIGN    ELUSIVE AND STRANGE!     A mysterious creature appears! [21:14] Kizuna     A mysterious, elusive creature     appears in the Labyrinth City. [21:17] Kizuna     Seems neat! [21:19] Nick     You can't waste time on every     weird thing out there. [21:22] Kizuna     Oh? Are you scared? [21:24] Nick     No, I don't mean the creature,     I mean the article. [21:28] Nick     Don't believe that garbage. [21:32] Kizuna     You're so boring. [21:33] Zem     Nick's more of a realist than I thought. [21:38] Curran     Hey, Nick. [21:39] Curran     If I didn't need to get the right answers,     was there any reason for me to study? [21:44] Nick     It's not that simple. [21:46] Nick     We were only able to win in     the end because you showed [21:49] Nick     what you could do at the start. [21:51] Nick     You did a good job, Curran. [21:54] Curran     Y-Yeah? [21:57] Tiana     And I think what you've learned     will help in your daily life, too. [22:01] Kizuna     W-Will it? [22:04] Kizuna     You might be able to tell at a glance who's     got the best deal on the extra-large size! [22:09] Curran     Oh, that's handy! SIGN    Next time:     "Gambling Lesson" [23:36] Leon     Next time: "Gambling Lesson". E7 - Gambling Lesson Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Leon     Once there was an adventurer     party called the Silver Tigers. [00:05] Leon     Their leader, Bishot, was a man of     rare intelligence for a Tigerian. [00:08] Leon     He was my older brother. [00:11] Leon     The Mechasteel Moonhell... [00:14] Leon     That Labyrinth was like a living     creature that sought out our blood, [00:17] Leon     and our lives, and stole     them without remorse. [00:25] Leon     But we wouldn't let that     place get away with it. [00:28] Leon     We found "them", we defeated them,     and stole everything they had. [00:33] Leon     And without his genius,     that would've been impossible. [00:38] Leon     He attained every kind of     wealth and fame imaginable, [00:41] Leon     and died just like you'd expect him to. [00:44] Leon     A small, miserable death, without     a trace of intelligence or dignity. [00:49] Leon     And that's why I thought to myself... [00:52] Leon     You can't believe in humanity! [01:08] Knight     Start talking. [01:10] Knight     No one ever saw a trace of the treasures     you stole, not even on the black market. [01:15] Leon     I have one special secret. [01:19] Knight     You have it with you, don't you? [01:21] Leon     One of the things we stole from     the labyrinth that night... [01:24] Leon     How'd you figure it out? [01:27] Knight     You've decided to start talking? [01:29] Leon     If you hadn't figured it out, [01:30] Leon     you would've lived to have a nice     drink at the tavern tomorrow. [01:34] Leon     A treasure that was too dangerous     to sell, and too dangerous to use. [01:40] Leon     Come forth! Sword of Destruction! [01:43] Leon     Life's a gamble, people say. [01:47] Leon     And that's true for us Tigerians, too. [01:50] Leon     Tonight, my gamble was that... SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World [03:24] Tiana     I don't like it. SIGN    "Gambling Lesson" SIGN    "Gambling Lesson" SIGN    "Gambling Lesson" SIGN    "Gambling Lesson" SIGN    "Gambling Lesson" SIGN    "Gambling Lesson" SIGN    "Gambling Lesson" SIGN    "Gambling Lesson" [03:26] Tiana     The wealthy patron. [03:27] Donny     Dealer! Hurry it up! [03:28] Tiana     And I'm calling him Mr. Gigolo. [03:31] Dealer     Of course. [03:32] Tiana     And then the dealer who's robbing him blind, [03:35] Tiana     along with the small-time shark who     wants to make some pocket change. [03:39] Tiana     I don't like it. [03:43] Tiana     I'll have no problems crushing them all. [03:55] Nick     There's a reason we're here. [03:57] Nick     After the Mathematics Bare Knuckle, [03:59] Nick     we made some decent cash     and split up to take a break. SIGN    Infuriated Grape Ice Cream SIGN    Infuriated Grape Ice Cream? [04:04] Nick     The ice cream at the casino's     supposed to be really good. [04:08] Tiana     I'm willing to take you there,     but once we arrive, we split up. [04:12] Nick     I'm basically here to watch over Kizuna. SIGN    Sold Out [04:14] Female Clerk     Okay, we're all sold out! [04:16] Kizuna     What? What's going on? [04:19] Kizuna     Do you know how long     I've been in this line? [04:20] Female Clerk     Please come back soon! [04:23] Kizuna     How dare you treat me like this?! [04:25] Kizuna     Just you wait! I'll be back! [04:28] Female Clerk     We'll be waiting! [04:31] Kizuna     Crap. We didn't get what we came for. [04:35] Nick     Since you're here,     why not enjoy some gambling? [04:38] Kizuna     I can't gamble.     I have ethics rules installed. [04:43] Kizuna     Wow, look! Anti-magic paint! [04:46] Male Clerk     You're correct. [04:47] Male Clerk     Everything used in our games     has anti-magic on it. [04:52] Kizuna     That's an expensive way to stop cheaters. [04:56] Male Clerk     Thank you. SIGN    WELCOME [05:01] Leon     Where are you, Nick? [05:04] Leon     I can smell you! [05:24] Tiana     They want me to join in and take     some money from Mr. Gigolo, too? [05:28] Tiana     I see. They're making it pretty obvious. [05:33] Tiana     Sure, I'm in. [05:35] Tiana     In the end, I'll take you all     for everything you've got. [05:39] Tiana     But right now, it's Mr. Gigolo I don't like. [05:53] Donny     Damn it! [05:54] Donny     You tricked me! [05:56] Tiana     Tricked? [05:57] Tiana     Who tricked who? [06:01] Tiana     Don't be silly.     That's why we're all here, right? [06:04] Tiana     You've got no talent for gambling. [06:07] Tiana     Or rather, you're no gambler. [06:10] Donny     What? [06:12] Tiana     If you can't play with your own money, [06:13] Tiana     then go home and bet with your     friends for penny candy. [06:22] Bell     U-Um, are you trying to get him to give up? [06:28] Tiana     No real gambler would pass up the     opportunity to take three easy marks. [06:36] Bell     Thanks. [06:39] Tiana     I'm not one to tell other people     how to live their lives... [06:42] Tiana     But why not ditch the guy? [06:45] Bell     Is it that easy to throw someone aside? [06:49] Tiana     It is. [06:51] Tiana     Both throwing someone away,     and being thrown away. [06:54] Bell     Is that true? [06:57] Tiana     Knowing when to give up is     what makes a good gambler. [06:59] Tiana     Once you get attached,     you start making mistakes. [07:02] Bell     Will I ever be able to be a gambler? [07:05] Tiana     You already are, right? [07:09] Tiana     Some guys will keep betting on the dark     horse, and then win big in the end. [07:16] Bell     Wh-What? [07:18] Donny     A-A monster! [07:20] Bell     Donny? [07:21] Customers     It'll eat me! [07:22] Customers     A monster! [07:25] Tiana     A monster? [07:30] Leon     Nick! [07:33] Leon     Come on out, Nick! [07:35] Leon     What am I doing? [07:39] Leon     Where am I? [07:43] Leon     I'm just looking for Nick... [07:48] Leon     I realized... [07:50] Leon     On that day, I realized... [07:53] Leon     Yeah. He never despaired. [07:58] Leon     I hated him. I was jealous of him.     I was envious of him. [08:02] Leon     I wanted to be like him.     I was miserable because of him. [08:06] Leon     I don't even know... [08:08] Leon     I can't even remember which of     those feelings were real anymore. [08:23] (Flashback) Leon     Well? [08:24] (Flashback) Leon     This is what you wanted, right? [08:28] (Flashback) Sword of Destruction     It's been a long, long time, Leon. [08:30] (Flashback) Sword of Destruction     Are you finally ready to use me? [08:33] (Flashback) Leon     There's a man I want to kill. [08:35] (Flashback) Sword of Destruction     The pants-pisser here? [08:38] (Flashback) Leon     No, he's not here. [08:41] (Flashback) Sword of Destruction     You remember his smell, right? [08:44] (Flashback) Leon     Yeah, I'll never be able to     forget that awful scent. [08:48] (Flashback) Sword of Destruction     Then I'll evolve your senses, so that you     can find him with your own sense of smell. [08:55] (Flashback) Leon     The wonders of modern technology, huh? [08:57] (Flashback) Sword of Destruction     Don't be silly. This technology     is hundreds of years old. [09:02] (Flashback) Sword of Destruction     You've all regressed greatly. [09:05] (Flashback) Leon     I'm joking. [09:09] (Flashback) Leon     Evolution! [09:17] Leon     Where are you, Nick? [09:22] Leon     His smell's coming from this way? [09:27] Tiana     What's a monster doing in the casino? [09:29] Tiana     This is bad. [09:31] Tiana     I handed over my weapons when I came in. [09:34] Leon     That smell... I know you. [09:37] Leon     You were with him, weren't you? [09:39] Bell     S-Someone you know? [09:41] Tiana     No! [09:42] Leon     Where's Nick? [09:44] Tiana     Nick? You mean that Nick? [09:46] Leon     That shithead Nick! [09:49] Tiana     The one who's big into idols? [09:50] Leon     The one who set us up in the     Mathematics Bare Knuckle! [09:55] Tiana     The one who complains about     little stuff far too much? [09:57] Bell     He definitely is someone you know, right? [09:59] Leon     The one who kept calling me a kitty! [10:03] Tiana     Which means you're... [10:06] Bell     Someone she knows! [10:06] Leon     I'm Leon! [10:08] Tiana     You're that Leon? [10:08] Bell     See? I knew you knew him. [10:11] Tiana     You've changed a lot since I last saw you. [10:15] Tiana     What do you want with Nick? [10:16] Leon     What else? I want to break him in half. [10:20] Tiana     And you think I'll hand him over? [10:22] Leon     That's up to you. [10:24] Leon     I'm curious to see which you value more:     your own life or Nick's. [10:30] Tiana     What do you expect me to say?     My life or Nick's... [10:34] Leon     Hey, choose your next words carefully. [10:37] Leon     My enhanced sense of smell     can even sniff out lies. [10:44] Leon     The second I know you're lying, you're     going to end up a stain on the carpet. [10:54] Nick     It's pretty loud out there. [10:57] Kizuna     What's going on?! [11:00] Tiana     My life or Nick's... [11:03] Tiana     It's a stupid question.     One with only one answer. [11:06] Tiana     But if I say it, I'll end     up as a carpet stain. [11:13] Tiana     I'm sure of it. [11:22] Tiana     Hey, you. [11:25] Tiana     Why did you think you could     use me as a hostage? [11:28] Leon     What? Because if I threaten the     life of one of his comrades... [11:34] Leon     What's so funny? [11:35] Tiana     Comrades, huh? [11:37] Tiana     So does that mean, even to a villain     like you, we look like comrades? [11:41] Leon     What are you saying? [11:43] Tiana     We're not comrades. [11:45] Tiana     None of us trust each other. [11:47] Tiana     We're a group of adventurers who don't     believe in humanity, or each other. [11:52] Leon     You can't believe in humanity! [11:55] Tiana     I see... comrades, huh? [12:01] Leon     Do you understand the situation you're in? [12:03] Tiana     Of course I do. [12:06] Tiana     I guess we do look like     comrades, then? That's funny. [12:11] Leon     You... [12:17] Tiana     This is pretty pricey stuff. [12:20] Tiana     The pipe's made from a spirit tree. [12:22] Tiana     And the leaves are specially     grown in the south. [12:26] Tiana     I guess this is my last smoke, though. [12:29] Tiana     Oh, right.     This igniter's a little different. [12:33] Tiana     It's got a special thing where you     can disable the limiter and... [12:37] Tiana     Lightning Flash! [12:46] Tiana     And you can do little attacks with it! [12:55] Tiana     Crap! [12:57] Tiana     Once something changes, it never     goes back to how it was before. [12:59] Tiana     That's what my brother always said. [13:02] Tiana     That was a big burn...     and it's already healed? [13:06] Leon     That just now told me how you really feel. [13:12] Tiana     You there! [13:14] Tiana     She's your money ticket, right? Protect her! [13:17] Tiana     Quickly! [13:23] Donny     I-I'm not with Bell for the money! [13:28] Tiana     Hurry! [13:31] Tiana     We're not comrades like you think. [13:36] Tiana     We're just people who've lost everything, [13:39] Tiana     leaning on each other to keep     from collapsing entirely. [13:43] Tiana     We'd never help each other if it meant we     had to risk something that mattered to us. [13:46] Leon     What? [13:49] Leon     I don't smell a lie. [13:51] Leon     She means it... [13:53] Leon     No, this is... [13:55] Leon     The smell of hope and resignation. [13:59] Leon     Pathetic. [14:00] Tiana     I guarantee to you that even if you take     me hostage, Nick won't come for me! [14:06] Leon     Then... [14:08] Leon     die! [14:12] Nick     Oh, a big cat. [14:17] Nick     You know this guy? [14:21] Tiana     That's right. [14:22] Nick     I can't have you dying on me. [14:25] Nick     'Cause having you around is to my benefit. [14:30] Leon     So you finally came, huh? [14:32] Nick     Hey there, big cat. [14:35] Leon     You haven't changed. [14:36] Tiana     Nick, be careful!     He's not who he used to be. [14:39] Nick     Used to be? [14:41] Nick     Do I know any big cats? [14:44] Leon     You do! I used to be a kitty! [14:48] Nick     So you've started admitting it. [14:51] Leon     You knew who I was! [14:54] Sword of Destruction     Wait, Leon. [14:57] Sword of Destruction     There's one more here. [14:58] Leon     What? [14:59] Sword of Destruction     There's one more here. [15:01] Leon     What did you say? [15:04] Sword of Bonds     You've finally noticed, huh? [15:06] Sword of Destruction     So it's you, Sword of Bonds! [15:09] Sword of Bonds     I should've known it would     be you, Sword of Evolution. [15:12] Leon     Hey, who are you talking to? [15:15] Nick     He's talking to his sword, too? [15:17] Sword of Bonds     He should be. [15:19] Sword of Bonds     But the owner is only barely     keeping the sword under control. [15:22] Sword of Destruction     It's been centuries since last we met. [15:24] Sword of Destruction     Begone instead of trying to get in my way. [15:27] Sword of Bonds     That's not possible. [15:29] Sword of Destruction     Then, I'll get rid of you by force. [15:32] Sword of Destruction     Leon, I'll bestow upon you my full grace! [15:35] Sword of Destruction     Irrational Moonlight! [15:43] Tiana     You're kidding! [15:44] Nick     He got bigger again! [15:46] Sword of Bonds     That's crazy! His wielder     won't survive that! [15:48] Sword of Bonds     He's swallowing up not just     their body, but their mind, too. [15:52] Nick     Hey, big cat! [15:54] Nick     If you get too big, you won't fit on     the roof when you go to sunbathe! [16:00] Nick     We can't even talk to him, huh? [16:01] Tiana     Kizuna! Union! [16:04] Nick     Will it work? [16:05] Sword of Bonds     Try it! [16:11] Nick     Okay... [16:12] Nick/Tiana     Union! [16:30] Donny     Wh-What is that? [16:33] Bell     Who is that? [16:35] Nick/Tiana     Ice Age! [16:38] Donny     It's so cold! What is this? [16:44] Nick/Tiana     Ice Shield! [16:50] Nick/Tiana     It's not working, huh? [16:54] Leon     No... What am I doing? [16:57] Leon     Why am I doing this? [17:00] Leon     I won't make any money...     I won't make anyone happy... [17:04] Leon     This isn't what I wanted to do! [17:09] Leon     Stop it! [17:11] Leon     I just wanted to rough him up a little bit! [17:15] Leon     I sent people flying. [17:17] Leon     Guards, innocent women, and children alike. [17:19] Leon     These expensive-looking decorations... [17:21] Leon     This place where everyone has fun...     I've wrecked it all! [17:24] Sword of Destruction     That's right. [17:26] Sword of Destruction     Your power can destroy a place that was once     filled with smiles with a single strike. [17:31] Sword of Destruction     It's fun, isn't it? [17:32] Sword of Destruction     To have overwhelming power. [17:35] Sword of Destruction     Look. Everyone is in awe of your power. [17:38] Sword of Destruction     They flee, knowing that death     awaits them at any moment! [17:45] Leon     Stop it! Stop! [17:47] Sword of Destruction     It's too late.     This is what you've always done. [17:53] Nick/Tiana     Ice Shield! [18:00] Sword of Destruction     When you took me from the Mechasteel     Moonhell Labyrinth on that day, [18:04] Sword of Destruction     you were already like this. [18:07] Sword of Destruction     That's why you were able to hold me. [18:10] Leon     No! [18:11] Leon     I just wanted to be an     adventurer, like my brother! [18:15] Sword of Destruction     But he's dead. [18:18] Nick     Ice Spear! [18:21] Leon     That's right! He was killed by assholes     who I thought were comrades! [18:26] Leon     A bunch of cowards who he did everything for, [18:31] Leon     but who couldn't do anything without him! [18:33] Sword of Destruction     That's right. [18:34] Sword of Destruction     That's why you hate people. [18:36] Leon     I had the right to! [18:38] Sword of Destruction     Sure you had the right. [18:40] Sword of Destruction     And then, little by little,     you loosened the rules, [18:44] Sword of Destruction     until you had the right     to look down on everyone! [18:47] Sword of Destruction     Life's easy when you're better     than everyone else, right? [18:51] Sword of Destruction     'Cause you don't need to think     about anything more than that. [18:54] Leon     That's how I justified it. [18:58] Leon     When someone tricked me, it was their fault, [19:00] Leon     but when I tricked someone,     it was also their fault. [19:04] Sword of Destruction     That's why you were chosen! [19:06] Sword of Destruction     And you grew up just like I hoped! [19:09] Leon     You're wrong! [19:10] Sword of Destruction     I'm not. [19:12] Sword of Destruction     My powers will never evolve in a     way their bearer doesn't want. [19:17] Leon     I wasn't a bad guy from the start, either! [19:26] Leon     I'm not a bad guy! [19:28] Sword of Destruction     This is what you wanted, Leon! [19:31] Leon     Stop it! [19:33] Leon     Somebody stop me! [19:35] Leon     Somebody... save me! [19:42] Leon     Nick... [19:47] Sword of Destruction     Who's there? [19:48] Sword of Destruction     Don't get in my way! [19:50] Sword of Destruction     I have to evolve him into     the strongest hero! [19:55] Sword of Destruction     Stop it! [20:01] Nick/Tiana     Ice Coffin! [20:06] Nick/Tiana     The anti-magic paint on these cards     deflected the magic of the Sword of Destruction. [20:11] Sword of Bonds     With the light that brings evolution sealed,     its wielder is cut off from those blessings. [20:17] Sword of Bonds     Simple, but very clever. [20:29] Leon     Thank you... [20:37] Leon     The same thing happens every time. [20:41] Leon     I'm a small-time villain. [20:44] Leon     My whole life's been this revolving cycle. [20:47] Tiana     We're just people who've lost everything, [20:49] Tiana     leaning on each other to keep     from collapsing entirely. [20:54] Leon     Stupid girl... [20:56] Leon     That's what a comrade is, right? [20:59] Guard     You have a visitor. [21:02] Leon     You come to see the tiger     in his cage at the zoo? [21:05] Nick     Yup. [21:08] Nick     He's lost a lot of weight in a short time. [21:10] Nick     His race is tough, but that wasn't     the only reason he was strong. [21:14] Nick     He was only able to buy time in our     fight because he trained every day. [21:19] Nick     It's a waste. [21:23] Nick     The building's a mess, but nobody died. [21:29] Leon     So I should've smashed the place up more? [21:31] Nick     Maybe. [21:32] Nick     You'll get out of shape     fast in a place like this. [21:37] Nick     I sealed that sword away. [21:40] Leon     So that blonde girl was... [21:42] Nick     We've got a secret between     just the two of us, huh? [21:45] Leon     I see... [21:48] Leon     That woman was... [21:49] Nick     Don't tell anyone. [21:51] Leon     Oh... [21:53] Leon     I thought it was weird that     anybody but you could beat me. [21:59] Leon     Nick. [22:03] Leon     You can't get drunk on beer you paid for     with money earned from lying, right? [22:10] Nick     I'm sure. SIGN    Next time:     "The Beautiful Paladin" [23:36] Tiana     Next time: "The Beautiful Paladin". E8 - The Beautiful Paladin Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] Nick     Okay, I'll try and keep up this pace! [00:07] Agate     Yeah, work hard! Work hard! [00:15] Nick     I must be tired. [00:16] Nick     I'm hearing Agate's voice... [00:19] Agate     Your hard work is paying off. [00:21] Nick     Is that really you, Agate? [00:24] Agate     Yes. [00:25] Agate     Agate lives in the hearts     of her most devout fans. [00:31] Nick     And I've finally reached that level?! [00:34] Agate     Now you must continue to buy     all her merchandise forever! [00:39] Nick     The Agate in my heart is kind of greedy. [00:44] Agate     You'll wind up out of breath     if you keep running. [00:47] Agate     Why not take a break? [00:49] Nick     Y-Yeah. Good idea, Agate... [00:52] Nick     Agate?! [00:56] Agate     You're just running around this park with     nowhere else to go, then, Mr. Stray Dog? [01:01] Nick     Is that what it looked like? [01:04] Agate     You have some goal, don't you? [01:08] Nick     Well, I guess so. [01:10] Agate     I'm glad. [01:11] Agate     Now I feel a little less guilty. [01:15] Nick     Guilty? [01:16] Nick     That's a little much, don't you think? [01:18] Agate     Yes. I almost killed someone! [01:21] Nick     That's definitely a little much! [01:25] Agate     You're not a stray dog at all     anymore, are you, Mr. Stray Dog? [01:30] Agate     I've been really happy about that. [01:34] Nick     Sorry. Sometimes, I lose track     of what you're talking about... [01:40] Agate     Of course. [01:41] Agate     Well, do you remember the     day I gave you that ticket? [01:44] Agate     Give me a second so I can get     it all straight in my head! [01:49] Agate     Once I did, two thoughts went to war in my brain: [01:54] Agate     that I'm glad I gave it to you, and that     I never should have given it to you. [01:57] Agate     Oh, I don't mean they literally went to war. [02:00] Nick     I know that. [02:03] Agate     And then, the day of the     concert, you showed up. [02:08] Agate     And the war between     "I'm so glad I gave him the ticket" [02:11] Agate     and "I never should've given     him that ticket" continued. [02:15] Agate     I mean, you'd think I'd feel better     after you showed up, right? [02:19] Nick     Yeah. [02:21] Agate     The greatest thing for an idol is     for someone to care about you. [02:25] Agate     But some people take it too far. [02:29] Agate     If you were that type of person,     instead of helping you feel better, [02:34] Agate     I was worried I might've     ruined your life for good. [02:37] Agate     And each time I saw you in the     stands, I kept thinking that... [02:43] Agate     So I'm glad. [02:47] Agate     Do you follow me now? [02:52] Nick     To be honest, if I hadn't become an idol     otaku, I might've chosen another thing. [02:58] Nick     I might've even become a criminal. [03:01] Nick     But instead, there was somebody like you     to push me back on the right path. [03:07] Nick     That's what an idol is. [03:10] Agate     Huh... [03:11] Nick     "Huh"?! [03:12] Agate     No, no! It's a good "Huh". [03:16] Nick     "Huh". [03:20] Agate     Talking to you has made me feel     better, Mr. Former Stray Dog. [03:26] Agate     I'm an idol, you know. [03:28] Nick     Huh? [03:29] Agate     I'm an idol, right? [03:34] Nick     I could tell there was something     bothering her even before that. [03:37] Nick     She'd canceled all her concerts and     stopped making public appearances. SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World SIGN    "The Beautiful Paladin" SIGN    "The Beautiful Paladin" SIGN    "The Beautiful Paladin" SIGN    "The Beautiful Paladin" SIGN    "The Beautiful Paladin" SIGN    "The Beautiful Paladin" SIGN    "The Beautiful Paladin" SIGN    "The Beautiful Paladin" [05:21] Bell     My name is Bell Haggins. [05:24] Bell     I help out at my boyfriend's bar, [05:27] Bell     and in my free time, I sing. [05:30] Bell     Nobody listens to me. [05:34] Bell     I sing for my own sake. [05:39] (Flashback) Joseph     That was a wonderful song. [05:45] (Flashback) Bell     R-Right... [05:48] (Flashback) Bell     Thank you. [05:50] (Flashback) Joseph     But... [05:52] (Flashback) Joseph     you'd do better if you faced     towards the customers. [05:55] (Flashback) Bell     I see. [05:58] (Flashback) Joseph     My apologies. [06:00] (Flashback) Joseph     I'm Joseph Coleman, a producer     with Jewelry Productions. SIGN    Producer SIGN    Joseph Coleman SIGN    Holy Kingdom of Dineez, South Terane, 1-19-10 2F SIGN    Jewelry Productions [06:06] (Flashback) Joseph     Let me ask you a question: [06:10] (Flashback) Joseph     would you like to be an idol? [06:14] (Flashback) Donny     Bell, I told you to kick out     customers if they act weird. [06:18] (Flashback) Bell     S-Sorry. [06:20] (Flashback) Joseph     My apologies. [06:21] (Flashback) Joseph     You're the owner of this fine establishment? [06:24] (Flashback) Donny     You don't look like a customer to me. [06:26] (Flashback) Joseph     I've come to recruit her as an idol. [06:30] (Flashback) Donny     How much? [06:31] (Flashback) Bell     Donny! [06:33] (Flashback) Joseph     Let's just say it's a world     where dreams come true. [06:39] (Flashback) Donny     Sounds fun. [06:40] (Flashback) Bell     Hey... [06:41] (Flashback) Joseph     I hope you'll come to one of our concerts. [06:46] (Flashback) Joseph     Would it be best if I spoke     to the owner from now on? [06:49] (Flashback) Donny     Yeah. I'm basically her manager. [06:53] (Flashback) Crowd     Man, I can't wait! [06:57] (Flashback) Crowd     I'm so nervous! [07:03] (Flashback) Topaz     This place is incredible... [07:06] (Flashback) Amber     We've come this far.     Let's have fun before we go home. [07:09] (Flashback) Topaz     Y-Yeah. [07:19] (Flashback) Idol     Thanks for coming, everyone! [07:25] Bell     When I was scouted, the feeling     that took root in my heart... [07:30] Bell     was greed. [07:33] Bell     I wanted to be like them! [07:36] Bell     I wanted people to listen     to and enjoy my songs! [07:40] Bell     I wanted people to accept me. [07:44] Bell     I was much greedier than I thought I was. [07:55] (Flashback) Bell/Amber/Topaz     Thank you very much! [07:59] (Flashback) Topaz     You, too? [08:00] (Flashback) Amber     Then, the three of us are rivals, huh? [08:07] Bell     The three of us were all     given different names. [08:10] Bell     We each took the name of a jewel: [08:13] Bell     Topaz. [08:14] Bell     Amber. [08:15] Bell     And I became Agate. [08:18] Bell     My days as an idol were so wonderful... [08:23] Bell     And my relationship with     Donny quickly went south. [08:28] (Flashback) Donny     Hey, Bell... [08:30] (Flashback) Donny     I hate to ask, but can I have some money? [08:34] Bell     So when Donny said those words     to me, I wasn't that sad. [08:39] (Flashback) Bell     The bar's doing that badly? [08:43] (Flashback) Donny     Just this once. [08:45] (Flashback) Donny     You've got the money, right? [08:54] (Flashback) Bell     Um, Donny, I'm... [08:54] Donny     Good timing, Bell! [08:59] Bell     The brighter the spotlights     shone down on me as an idol, [09:02] Bell     the bigger a shadow they cast     over my life with Donny. [09:06] (Flashback) Donny     Please, Bell! This is the last time! [09:09] (Flashback) Bell     Again? [09:09] (Flashback) Donny     This time it'll be fine!     I've got connections! [09:12] (Flashback) Bell     What do you mean? [09:14] (Flashback) Donny     Remember that Tigerian that     came to the bar the other day? [09:17] (Flashback) Donny     He's going to help me out. [09:20] (Flashback) Bell     And you're going gambling with him? [09:21] (Flashback) Donny     D-Dumb girl! [09:23] (Flashback) Donny     It's an investment! [09:24] (Flashback) Donny     Don't worry. I'll give you back     a dozen times what you lend me. [09:30] (Flashback) Donny     Thanks so much, Bell... [09:46] (Flashback) Donny     Hello, Mr. Stray Dog. [09:54] Donny     Donny, I've got enough money     to support you financially. [09:59] Donny     And I know you're blowing     your money on gambling. [10:04] Donny     But... [10:05] Donny     Is that really what you want? [10:08] Donny     The dream you shared with me before     was something totally different! SIGN    Jewelry Productions Fan Appreciation Event SIGN    Starring SIGN    Garnet SIGN    Amber Agate Topaz SIGN    7:00 PM at Southgate Hall [10:13] (Flashback) Donny     People will come from all over     the country to eat my food! [10:16] (Flashback) Donny     Broke-ass adventurers and politicians [10:19] (Flashback) Donny     with pricey tastes will     both be equal before me! [10:24] (Flashback) Donny     Don't worry! When that happens,     I'll be adding more tables, [10:28] (Flashback) Donny     but I'll have a stage for you to     sing on in the middle of the place! [10:32] (Flashback) Donny     We'll bedazzle them with my     cooking and your singing! [10:36] (Flashback) Donny     It'll be so much fun, don't you think? [10:40] Bell     And that was the first time I saw him... [10:48] (Flashback) Claudine     So, let's break up, then! [10:50] (Flashback) Claudine     I mean, if you're not part of Masters of War, [10:53] (Flashback) Claudine     you're just a wimpy Swashbuckler. [10:55] (Flashback) Nick     Wait, Claudine! [10:56] (Flashback) Claudine     Bye. [10:57] (Flashback) Nick     No... Claudine... [11:05] Bell     Then it really started to pour. [11:10] Bell     He didn't even have an umbrella. [11:13] Bell     He didn't even seem to     realize it was raining. [11:25] (Flashback) Bell     You're soaked. [11:29] Bell     Once, Donny had said to me... [11:32] (Flashback) Donny     I'll let you watch as I win a lot of money! [11:34] (Flashback) Donny     Then you'll feel a little better, right? [11:37] (Flashback) Donny     About the future, and stuff. [11:41] Bell     Those words felt to me like a break-up. [11:45] Bell     So I went without saying a thing. [11:48] Bell     I wanted to see for myself, just once. [11:52] (Flashback) Bell     Yeah... [11:55] Bell     And on that day in the     casino, I met a goddess. [12:02] Bell     When Donny was starting     to win, things changed. [12:10] Bell     She wasn't the goddess. [12:15] Bell     She was more like the avatar     of gambling itself, [12:19] Bell     taking all the chips from everyone     there and walking away. [12:25] Bell     She had her eyes on me the whole time. [12:29] Bell     If anything, she seemed to have chosen     that table because I was there. [12:34] Bell     It wasn't Donny or the dealer she     wanted to destroy. It was me. [12:40] Bell     And when she'd finished     punishing me, she laughed, [12:43] Bell     satisfied, and disappeared     in a puff of smoke. [12:48] Bell     The goddess had a sword that     controlled the weather, [12:52] Bell     and in an instant, she turned     the room into a frozen tundra. [12:56] Bell     It was a sight that inspired     awe, and even fear. [13:14] Bell     My paladin... [13:18] (Flashback) Joseph     We've assumed responsibility     for all of your debts. [13:25] (Flashback) Joseph     No one will distract you     from your cooking now. [13:29] (Flashback) Joseph     You may sleep peacefully,     without fear of debt collectors. [13:34] (Flashback) Joseph     But this is also the end of your     relationship with our idol. [13:40] (Flashback) Joseph     Even if you were to somewhere,     someday, see her on the street, [13:45] (Flashback) Joseph     please don't say a word. Just walk by. [13:48] (Flashback) Joseph     Like the other people on the street. [13:51] (Flashback) Joseph     If you fail to do this... [13:54] Donny     B-Bell, I'm sorry! [13:57] (Flashback) Joseph     Donny, you don't even know this girl. [13:57] Donny     I didn't mean... [14:02] (Flashback) Joseph     And a stranger has no right to     touch one of our precious jewels. [14:07] (Flashback) Bell     It's all right, Joseph! [14:09] (Flashback) Donny     B-Bell! [14:11] (Flashback) Joseph     I'm glad I got your signature     on the documents first. [14:14] (Flashback) Joseph     While you were still     capable of signing them. [14:18] (Flashback) Bell     Donny... [14:20] (Flashback) Bell     Your dreams were so innocent and fun. [14:23] (Flashback) Bell     I wish I could've stood by your     side and listened to them forever. [14:27] (Flashback) Bell     I was even willing to quit     being an idol for that. [14:31] (Flashback) Bell     But at some point,     you stopped looking at me. [14:34] (Flashback) Donny     Bell, I... [14:36] (Flashback) Bell     At some point, all you were     seeing was the money behind me. [14:41] (Flashback) Bell     I know you're not actually     that kind of person. [14:45] (Flashback) Bell     But right now, having me around     just makes your life worse. [14:50] (Flashback) Donny     Bell... [14:52] (Flashback) Bell     No, that's not true... [14:55] (Flashback) Bell     The truth is, I'm just tired     of betting on the dark horse. [15:00] (Flashback) Donny     The dark horse? That's me? [15:04] (Flashback) Bell     I'm sorry. [15:06] (Flashback) Donny     That's pretty damn... [15:11] (Flashback) Bell     I'm sorry. [15:15] (Flashback) Donny     It's fine. That's the problem with amateurs. [15:19] (Flashback) Donny     Listen to me, Bell. [15:21] (Flashback) Donny     When you're gambling, the minute you     give up, somebody else takes your prize. [15:26] (Flashback) Joseph     I'm afraid you... [15:28] (Flashback) Donny     Yeah, I know that, Joseph. [15:30] (Flashback) Donny     I'm not worth that much. [15:32] (Flashback) Donny     From my perspective, the offer you're     making is too good to be true. [15:37] (Flashback) Donny     But the way gambling works, [15:41] (Flashback) Donny     you never know how things'll     go until it's over. [15:45] (Flashback) Donny     Just you watch, Bell. [15:49] (Flashback) Bell     Donny. [15:52] (Flashback) Bell     Take this. [15:54] (Flashback) Bell     You saw that goddess, too, right? [15:58] (Flashback) Bell     She'll protect you. [16:02] (Flashback) Donny     Dumb girl. [16:03] (Flashback) Donny     Why would you give a gambler     something so scary? [16:07] (Flashback) Bell     Really? I'm sorry! [16:12] (Flashback) Donny     Nah, it's ironic. I like that. [16:19] (Flashback) Joseph     We were lucky that he hurt himself     dealing with those drunks. [16:24] (Flashback) Joseph     I never want to do something     scary like that again. [16:27] (Flashback) Bell     Thank you so much. [16:30] (Flashback) Bell     Um... the card I just gave him... [16:37] (Flashback) Joseph     "Accept your death". [16:39] (Flashback) Joseph     You've certainly learned to     speak your mind, haven't you? [16:41] (Flashback) Bell     No! I didn't mean... Jeez! [16:45] Bell     I never saw him after that. SIGN    Celebrating Agate's Comeback     Solo Concert [17:10] Nick     When Agate announced she was taking     a break, I was sure it was over. [17:14] Nick     But now she's back, and with a solo concert! [17:20] Agate     Good evening, everyone! [17:31] Agate     I know that I might have worried     you when I took that break... [17:35] Audience     It's okay! [17:36] Audience     We've been waiting! [17:37] Agate     What do you think I was doing? [17:40] Audience     What? [17:42] Audience     You went home to your parents! [17:44] Audience     You ate food! [17:45] Audience     You were asleep the whole time! [17:46] Audience     You walked the dog! [17:51] Agate     Actually, I met a goddess! [17:59] Agate     You remember that sad incident that     took place at the casino, right? [18:06] Agate     I was nearby, and I saw a knight in     pure white battle the raging monster. [18:16] Agate     When danger was near, this pure white     knight appeared from within the light, [18:20] Agate     defeated the bad guy, and left     without giving her name. [18:25] Agate     Yes... the goddess I saw was... [18:29] Agate     the legendary paladin! [18:31] Nick     What?! [18:33] Jonathan     That's a big surprise, huh? [18:34] Nick     Y-Yeah... [18:38] Agate     I thought to myself that I wanted to     help someone and give them courage, [18:43] Agate     like she gave to me. [18:45] Agate     So I wrote this new song, thinking of her, [18:48] Agate     and hoping that the feelings     inside me can reach all of you. [18:56] Agate     Listen to my new song. [18:58] Agate     "The Beautiful Paladin". [19:12] Agate     Holding my head high into the future [19:19] Agate     even if it leads beyond the light, [19:25] Agate     I will keep vowing, I will keep believing. [19:30] Agate     No matter how dazzling the light may be... [19:37] Agate     I'll go on! [19:39] Agate     Idols got their start as bards. [19:43] Agate     And bards were more than     people who just sang songs. [19:48] Agate     They traveled and wrote songs of     the things they heard and saw, [19:54] Agate     of the beautiful and noble     things in this world, [19:57] Agate     and sometimes of the foolishness of mankind. [20:00] Agate     My encounter with the paladin made me     realize that I wanted to be a real idol. [20:07] Agate     I want to be like those bards,     and inspire and encourage people who fight. [20:13] ---     Celebrating Agate's Comeback     Solo Concert     South Terane Auditorium Outdoor Stage     Gates 17:30, Start 18:00     Produced by Jewelry Productions [20:27] Agate     "It feels so good to have a     drink after you exercise. [20:31] Agate     I think I just heard Agate's voice. [20:35] Agate     No, no. She must be tired [20:37] Agate     after her massively successful     comeback concert the other day. [20:41] Agate     There's no way she'd come     to see a stray dog like me! [20:46] Agate     Wahaha!" [20:49] Nick     My internal voice sure likes to prattle on... [20:53] Agate     "But more importantly, this drink... [20:56] Agate     This drink is what I live for!" [20:58] Nick     You okay? [21:00] Agate     W-With what? [21:03] Nick     You looked like something was     bothering you last time. [21:08] Agate     N-Nothing was bothering me... [21:12] Agate     Worries... [21:16] Agate     Of course I have worries. I'm human. [21:21] Agate     You solve one, and then there's another... [21:24] Agate     Or two or three at the same time... [21:28] Nick     Yeah. [21:29] Agate     Or four, or five, or six... [21:33] Nick     Once you get a taste for them,     it's hard to let go. [21:36] Agate     That's true for people and     stray dogs both, woof. [21:41] Nick     You're still doing that? [21:42] Agate     A stray dog can be strong, too, woof. [21:45] Agate     I can do this, woof. [21:48] Nick     Yeah. You gotta. [21:51] Agate     Woof. Woof. [21:54] Nick     Whenever you resolve     something that's bothering you, [21:56] Nick     it means you're taking a step forward. [21:59] Agate     Yeah. [22:07] Nick     You gotta move forward. [22:12] Agate     Woof. SIGN    Next time:     "The Legend of the Labyrinth City - Stepping Man?!" [23:35] Kizuna     Next time: "The Legend of the Labyrinth City - Stepping Man?!". E9 - The Legend of the Labyrinth City - Stepping Man?! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Special Article: The Truth about Stepping Man [00:00] Zem     The mysterious phantom Stepping Man? SIGN    STEPPING [00:05] Kizuna     A terrifying phantom that kidnaps     children under the cover of night! [00:09] Kizuna     It can hop around in mid-air,     and no one in Labyrinth City can stop it! [00:13] Kizuna     Don't you think that's romantic? [00:17] Tiana     "Romance" is one of those words     with a lot of definitions. [00:20] Curran     If it's a bad person, we need to beat it. [00:23] Nick     Don't waste your time on it. [00:24] Nick     You know there's no such thing. [00:26] Kizuna     Hey! Stepping Man is real! [00:29] Kizuna     There are witnesses! [00:32] Nick     Don't believe everything you read     in a cheap gossip rag like that. [00:35] Kizuna     I'd love to meet Stepping Man. [00:39] Olivia     Did you just say, "Stepping Man"? [00:41] Olivia     I'm Olivia Taylor, an adventurer and     writer for Lemuria Monthly magazine! [00:46] Kizuna     Lemuria Monthly? I love your magazine! [00:49] Olivia     Your words honor me. [00:51] Nick     You just found out about it a while ago. [00:54] Kizuna     That's a terrible thing     for an idol otaku to say. [00:57] Kizuna     What does time have to do with love? [01:01] Kizuna     You're no fun. [01:04] Zem     Kizuna's curiosity is an     inspiration to us all. [01:08] Olivia     Kizuna? [01:15] Olivia     That's a wonderful name! [01:18] Tiana     Writer and adventurer? [01:20] Olivia     Yes, I may not look it,     but I'm an adventurer! [01:23] Olivia     So... I'm... actually... [01:27] Nick     Yuck! [01:28] Olivia     Hop! Hop! Achoo! [01:33] Olivia     Thank you. [01:36] Nick     Why are you moving around like that? [01:42] Olivia     Whenever there's something weird     going on in Labyrinth City, [01:46] Olivia     I'm always there to check it out. SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World SIGN    "The Legend of the Labyrinth City - Stepping Man?!" SIGN    "The Legend of the Labyrinth City - Stepping Man?!" SIGN    "The Legend of the Labyrinth City - Stepping Man?!" SIGN    "The Legend of the Labyrinth City - Stepping Man?!" SIGN    "The Legend of the Labyrinth City - Stepping Man?!" SIGN    "The Legend of the Labyrinth City - Stepping Man?!" SIGN    "The Legend of the Labyrinth City - Stepping Man?!" SIGN    "The Legend of the Labyrinth City - Stepping Man?!" [03:45] Nick     Well? How'd you enjoy your first concert? [03:48] Kizuna     It was more fun than I thought it would be. [03:50] Kizuna     Especially your favorite, Agate... [03:53] Nick     Oh, you get it, huh? [03:56] Kizuna     Indeed! I feel a strong light in her soul. [04:00] Kizuna     In another era, she would     have been a shaman... [04:03] Nick     What? [04:05] Kizuna     Zem's in danger! [04:07] Kizuna     Here! [04:09] Nick     Zem! [04:14] Nick     Stepping Man... [04:16] Kizuna     A cheap conjurer's trick. [04:19] Nick     How can we fight him when we can't see him? [04:24] Kizuna     There! [04:28] Stepping Man     You can see me? [04:31] Kizuna     I'm not done yet! [04:32] Kizuna     Take this! Parallel! [04:34] Stepping Man     What? [04:43] Kizuna     How boring. [04:49] Red     Can you wipe your face off? [04:56] Zem     Thanks so much, Red. [04:59] Red     You owe me for this, Zem. [05:01] Red     We're not a hospital, you know. [05:03] Nick     What were you doing out there that late? [05:06] Nick     Any idea who that guy was? [05:09] Red     She just went through     something really scary. [05:11] Red     You don't have to interrogate her. [05:13] Nick     S-Sorry. [05:17] Reina     That's... Stepping Man! [05:22] Reina     My mom's no liar! [05:24] Reina     She's not... [05:32] Zem     Tell me more. [05:36] Reina     Mom would always go out late at night     to try and defeat Stepping Man. [05:42] Reina     But she lost, and now she's in the hospital. [05:47] Red     Oh, my... [05:48] Reina     My mom realized [05:51] Reina     that all the disappearing children     lately were because of Stepping Man. [05:57] Reina     But nobody would believe her... [06:01] Zem     Well, most people wouldn't believe. [06:06] Zem     But we saw it with our own eyes. [06:11] Zem     We saw someone hiding themselves     in the darkness, attacking a child, [06:15] Zem     and jumping from roof to roof with ease. [06:20] Zem     Um, what's your name? [06:23] Reina     Reina. [06:24] Zem     Reina, we believe your mom. [06:29] Zem     And I respect her bravery in challenging     such a difficult opponent all by herself. [06:35] Reina     Zem... [06:37] Reina     Zem! [06:40] Reina     Please make me your student! [06:46] Zem     My student? [06:49] Reina     Yes. [06:49] Reina     I was so impressed by how     brave you were back there! [06:54] Nick     Listen, he was once... [06:56] Zem     You're ten years... [06:59] Zem     no, fifteen years too     young to be my student. [07:06] Reina     Fifteen years? [07:10] Reina     S-So how should I train until then? [07:14] Zem     Well, for today, get some     rest at Miss Red's place. [07:20] Red     We can go see your mom in the morning. [07:23] Zem     And never do anything so dangerous again. [07:28] Reina     Okay, Master! [07:30] Zem     Until fifteen years have passed,     you must not get any closer to me. [07:36] Zem     Can you do that? [07:37] Reina     I can! [07:38] Zem     Good girl. [07:41] Kizuna     This sucks. [07:43] Red     Oh, my... You're such a young boy to     be letting out such a big sigh... [07:47] Kizuna     My beloved Stepping Man turned     out to be that cheap fraud. [07:52] Nick     We got closer to finding out his     true identity. That's a big step. [07:55] Kizuna     He doesn't have a "true identity".     He's just some kidnapper. [08:00] Kizuna     I'm just going to have to destroy     this fake Stepping Man! [08:03] Kizuna     I'll catch him myself! [08:05] Zem     We can't leave him on the loose     after he hurt Reina, either. [08:11] Nick     Then... [08:13] Nick     Let's make a job out of it. [08:20] Nick     This guild is filled with bounty hunters,     so it's a little rougher than most. [08:29] Nick     Give us what you know about Stepping Man. [08:32] Jun     I don't think I've seen     the four of them before. [08:35] Nick     Oh, right. [08:37] Jun     We can't share info on expensive bounties [08:39] Jun     with adventurers who've never     accomplished anything. [08:42] Jun     Mr. Former-Member-of-Masters-of-War. [08:48] Tiana     You just said the word     "expensive," didn't you? [08:51] Kizuna     Bingo. [08:52] Zem     So there is a bounty out on him. [08:55] Jun     I didn't say that... [08:59] Jun     Okay, how's this for starters? [09:02] Nick     Hale Hardy... [09:03] Kizuna     The reward is 300,000 dinah. [09:05] Kizuna     That's not bad. [09:07] Jun     You got the Iron Tigers sent to jail. [09:10] Jun     This should be easy for you Survivors. [09:14] Bounty Hunter 1     Those are the Survivors? [09:15] Bounty Hunter 2     Wow! [09:16] Ash     They ain't bounty hunters.     They're muscling in on our turf. [09:20] Tiana     Jealousy is unbecoming of a bounty hunter. [09:23] Ash     You amateurs should stick     to fighting goblins! [09:27] Comrade     Stop it! [09:28] Ash     Don't try to stop me! [09:29] Comrade     He doesn't mean anything by it! [09:30] Comrade     Please don't provoke him... [09:33] Tiana     We'll find this Hale guy and bring him here. [09:38] Zem     She doesn't mean anything by it. [09:39] Curran     She's not provoking him, either! [09:42] Ash     All right. [09:43] Ash     Let's take bets, guys! [09:46] Ash     I bet they fail— [09:55] Tiana     50,000 dinah on the     Survivors pulling it off. [10:01] Tiana     And you? [10:03] Ash     I... I bet my whole fortune     on the Survivors failing... [10:07] Comrade     Sorry! [10:09] Comrade     He's getting a little too heated. [10:11] Tiana     Go make some money while     you're waiting for us to get back. [10:16] Bounty Hunters     Okay, Ash, I bet on you! [10:19] Bounty Hunters     I bet tonight's bar tab on the lady! [10:22] Bounty Hunters     I bet my rent money that     the Survivors get killed! [10:28] Nick     Garbage Collection. By far the     most dangerous slum in the city. [10:32] Nick     They say there's no crime in the world     that hasn't happened here at least once. [10:35] Nick     The Solar Knights don't come here, either. [10:38] Nick     It was safe to assume that the guild     was right, and Hale was here. [10:46] Nick     First, we say hello to the gatekeep. [10:49] Gatekeep     Ain't seen you around here before. [10:52] Gatekeep     Bounty hunters? [10:53] Nick     Yeah, something like that. [10:55] Nick     We don't need escorts or a guide. [10:58] Nick     But I do want information. [11:01] Gatekeep     If it's about a bounty, go find it yourself. [11:04] Nick     Has anything unusual happened around     here? Even something small. [11:08] Gatekeep     One of the whores got sick     and died last weekend. [11:13] Gatekeep     Greg, our odd-jobs guy,     had a dog that gave birth. [11:16] Gatekeep     Ten puppies. All males. [11:19] Gatekeep     Nobody's been dumb enough [11:21] Gatekeep     to let themselves get caught by a     bounty hunter for three months. [11:23] Gatekeep     Oh, and Greg says new     customers get 20 percent off. [11:28] Kizuna     That doesn't tell us much. [11:31] Gatekeep     Guess I can throw in the fact that     a girl with a death wish came by. [11:36] Kizuna     What? [11:38] Nick     Thanks. [11:40] Gatekeep     If you die, make sure you die in a     way that keeps it out of the news. [11:46] Gatekeep     Oh, one more thing. [11:49] Gatekeep     Don't get in Nalgava's     way while he's working. [11:52] Gatekeep     That's a warning. [11:55] Zem     Nalgava? [11:56] Nick     Who's that? [11:58] Gatekeep     Someone important. [12:05] Curran     It stinks. [12:07] Zem     The air circulation and water quality     aren't very good, after all. [12:12] Nick     There's all kinds of nasty     little maggots here... [12:19] Thug     Hold it! This is a toll road. [12:21] Thug     Hand over your money— [12:23] Nick     We're looking for a man named Hale. [12:26] Thug     Hale, the former host and seducer? [12:30] Thug     He's in the Bedrooms. [12:31] Nick     The Bedrooms? [12:34] Thug     A building on the east side that     was supposed to be an inn. [12:35] Kizuna     Schwing! [12:38] Nick     Thanks. [12:41] Thug     Then pay me for the info! [12:44] Tiana     You remember how you were just     trying to steal from us? [12:48] Zem     You're going to die soon. [12:52] Zem     You're doing something you shouldn't be. [12:54] Thug     Nobody asked you. [12:58] Zem     Does it make you feel happy? Depressed? [13:00] Thug     What's your problem? [13:02] Zem     Just answer the question. [13:05] Thug     I can't sleep! [13:07] Thug     I'm not allowed to have     some fun when I sleep? [13:10] Thug     I can't live a normal life here! [13:13] Thug     This wasn't supposed to be my life! [13:16] Thug     You wouldn't understand! [13:18] Curran     That's not true. [13:22] Curran     That's not true. [13:25] Curran     I understand. I think. [13:31] Zem     This herb has calming properties. [13:34] Zem     This can be your fee for that information. [13:37] Zem     It's not a strong medicine,     but it will have to do. [13:40] Zem     Don't rely on what you've     been taking until now. [13:44] Thug     W-Wait! [13:47] Thug     Hale's a fast runner. [13:49] Thug     If he sees you coming, he'll be     gone in the blink of an eye. [13:52] Zem     Thanks. We'll be careful. [13:57] Kizuna     So this is the Bedrooms. [13:59] Nick     If Hale gets even the slightest     bit suspicious, he'll bolt. [14:02] Curran     We'll have to be careful. [14:16] Nick     You okay? [14:19] Zem     I'm sorry. [14:20] Zem     The conditions here are so bad,     it's no wonder people are getting sick. [14:25] Zem     There's no hope. [14:28] Zem     If anything, this is where     you'd need a temple... [14:35] Nick     Find him? [14:36] Kizuna     Yeah, he's here... [14:40] Nick     What? That doesn't tell me much. [14:43] Kizuna     He's busy, from the look of it. [14:48] Hale     Wh-Who the hell are you? [14:50] Nick     Most people with a bounty on their     head are a little more careful. [14:52] Hale     Stay out! [14:54] Curran     An easy 300,000! [14:57] Hale     What do you mean, 300,000? [14:59] Nick     The bounty on you. [15:01] Hale     That's way too much money! [15:04] Hale     I just hit, kicked, sold into     slavery, and conned people! [15:07] Nick     And murder? [15:09] Hale     I didn't do it! [15:15] Nick     Well, you can tell the guild all about it. [15:19] Nalgava     You. [15:21] Nalgava     What are you doing to my patient? [15:23] Hale     Dr. Nalgava! [15:24] Hale     Help me! [15:26] Nick     Nalgava? [15:29] Nick     That's him? [15:32] Nalgava     Who are you? [15:34] Nalgava     You don't look like amateurs. [15:36] Nick     And you? [15:37] Nick     You don't look like the usual priest. [15:41] Nalgava     The Bedrooms are a neutral zone. [15:43] Nalgava     The deal says you don't interfere     when I'm treating patients. [15:46] Nick     Wait. We're not from here. [15:50] Nick     We just came to capture a bounty. [15:54] Nalgava     What did Hale do? [15:55] Nick     Most everything except murder. [15:58] Nalgava     What? [16:00] Nalgava     Fool. [16:02] Nalgava     I can cure wounds and disease,     but I can't remove your guilt. [16:07] Nalgava     If he's done evil, then I     have no reason to stop you. [16:11] Nalgava     Take him. [16:12] Hale     No, Doctor! Do something! [16:16] Nalgava     He has the Yellow Demon Sickness. [16:19] Nalgava     If he's not coming back for a long time, [16:22] Nalgava     I'd like to at least treat     him before he goes. [16:24] Nick     You're sure? [16:26] Nick     If we take him, your treatment     might go to waste. [16:31] Nalgava     Kid, that's... [16:32] Zem     Nick, that's incorrect. [16:36] Zem     Depending on what he's done,     he may get the death penalty. [16:39] Hale     Hey! Don't even say that! [16:40] Zem     But our job is to do the best     we can at any given moment. [16:46] Zem     It may even turn out that he didn't     do anything he's accused of. [16:51] Zem     And it's also possible he     may lead a peaceful life, [16:54] Zem     and die a peaceful death, in prison. [16:56] Hale     Quiet! Shut up and take     me away already, asshole! [16:59] Nalgava     You're a priest, then? [17:01] Zem     Yes. Former priest, just like you, though... [17:07] Zem     If I may ask, why are you here? [17:10] Zem     If you're talented enough to     identify Yellow Demon Sickness, [17:13] Zem     you could work anywhere you like. [17:16] Nalgava     Then what about you? [17:19] Nalgava     Do you want to go back to being a priest? [17:21] Zem     Yes. [17:23] Zem     I'm sick of it all. [17:27] Kizuna     By the way, Nalgava. [17:30] Kizuna     Stepping Man. [17:33] Kizuna     Have you heard of him? [17:35] Tiana     Of course he hasn't! [17:38] Kizuna     A black shadow that stalks in the     night and kidnaps children... [17:43] Nalgava     I'm afraid I haven't. [17:47] Hale     A kidnapper? This place is filled with 'em! [17:51] Hale     Who cares about one kidnapper? [17:53] Nalgava     Hey. He seems genuinely concerned. [17:56] Nalgava     If you know something... [17:58] Hale     Oh! [17:59] Hale     Well, I don't know if they're a kidnapper, [18:02] Hale     but I did see this weird reporter going     around and giving kids candy to talk to them. [18:06] Nick     Weird reporter? [18:09] Jun     You pulled it off. [18:11] Jun     You found him in a single day. Nice. [18:14] Bounty Hunter 1     I-I can't believe it! [18:16] Bounty Hunter 2     They really found him! [18:19] Tiana     Now, how much did you all bet? [18:24] Ash     Right now, I've got about 800,000 dinah... [18:26] Tiana     That'll do. [18:28] Ash     W-Wait! [18:29] Ash     Some of that goes to the ones who     bet on you! You can't take it all! [18:33] Tiana     Use this money to buy every     bottle of alcohol you can find! [18:36] Tiana     Drinks on the house for everyone! [18:40] Bounty Hunters     Nice thinking, missy! [18:43] Bounty Hunter 3     Hey, I bet on you! [18:46] Tiana     You were gonna blow it on booze anyway! [18:48] Tiana     Or are you too good to     drink what I offer you? [18:51] Bounty Hunters     She's got you there! [18:53] Bounty Hunters     Oh, fine. [18:58] Ash     Sorry... [19:02] Jun     Ow... [19:05] Jun     Thanks for the booze last night. [19:09] Jun     Here's the money for Hale, and... [19:11] Jun     you wanted the stuff on Stepping Man, right? [19:14] Nick     Let's see... [19:16] Nick     "Burn green wood in your house and     the smoke will keep him away." [19:20] Tiana     "He knocked a hole in my roof,     but fixed my gutters. Nice guy." [19:25] Curran     "I stayed up late at night to summon him,     and he told me to go to bed. [19:30] Curran     I'm sorry." [19:32] Kizuna     Nothing but weird rumors     and mistaken identity. [19:35] Jun     Personally, I'd rather you     went after normal bounties [19:39] Jun     instead of chasing non-existent folklore. [19:42] Jun     Ow... [19:43] Nick     We're not interested in     Stepping Man the urban legend, either. [19:47] Nick     We want to find the kidnapper     that people call Stepping Man. [19:53] Jun     I don't know about kidnappers... [19:56] Jun     But if you're looking for a suspicious     person who talks to kids, [19:58] Jun     you can find her over there. [20:02] Zem     A weird reporter going around     and giving kids candy... [20:05] Zem     ...to talk to them? [20:09] Nick     No way. [20:11] Kizuna     She's definitely the reporter     giving kids candy, but... [20:16] Nick     If only you remembered more     about what they looked like... [20:20] Kizuna     I just remember that they were fast     on their feet, and used chains... [20:25] Tiana     Chains? [20:28] Curran     She was weirdly heavy. [20:32] Curran     If she had chains wrapped around her body... [20:35] Curran     That's silly. [20:37] Nick     No way! [20:41] Nick     Curran, Tiana. Block the exits. [20:45] Nick     I'm sure I'm being overly cautious, but... [20:48] Red     Oh, Nick! [20:49] Red     She found us on our way back     to visit Reina's mom... [20:52] Nick     So you give the kids candy and     interview them, and then what? [20:57] Olivia     Then what? [20:59] Olivia     Oh, my! You look angry! [21:02] Nick     I don't know if being a reporter     is a busy job or not. [21:06] Olivia     One minute you're sitting around waiting, [21:08] Olivia     and the next you're leaping around the city! [21:11] Nick     And from roof to roof? [21:14] Nick     For example, where were you two nights ago? [21:18] Olivia     Huh? [21:19] Olivia     Is this turning into an interrogation? [21:21] Nick     You can't answer? [21:23] Olivia     I can! [21:24] Olivia     Editing department! Bar!     Turned in assignment! Ate! [21:27] Olivia     Article! Food! [21:28] Olivia     Kinda sucked! Was pretty good! [21:30] Olivia     Well, I may have explained     them out of order, [21:34] Olivia     thus making two simple to understand events [21:38] Olivia     difficult to understand by     discussing them in parallel. [21:40] Olivia     This is a sign of my powerful     literary skills... [21:41] Nick     So, are you Stepping Man? [21:45] Nick     Where'd you take the kids? [21:48] Nick     Why do you kidnap them? [21:50] Nick     No, who even are you? [21:54] Olivia     Um... I'm not sure I understand     what you're asking. [22:14] Nick     Seriously? SIGN    Next time:     "Labyrinth Dragnet" [23:36] Zem     Next time: "Labyrinth Dragnet". E10 - Labyrinth Dragnet Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Zem     Don't hurt me... [00:04] Zem     Spare me... [00:06] Zem     Don't hurt me... Spare me... [00:07] Zem     I have the same dream a lot. [00:13] Guard     You had your fun for a while, didn't you? [00:15] Guard     You paid a high price for it, though, Doc. [00:19] Zem     Don't hurt me... Spare me... [00:24] Guard     You're disgusting! [00:28] Zem     Don't hurt me... Spare me... [00:33] Zem     Don't hurt me... Spare... [00:39] Zem     And for a while after I wake up,     I just lie there afraid, [00:44] Zem     unsure if I'm awake     or still in the nightmare. [00:50] Zem     Don't hurt me... SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World SIGN    "Labyrinth Dragnet" SIGN    "Labyrinth Dragnet" SIGN    "Labyrinth Dragnet" SIGN    "Labyrinth Dragnet" SIGN    "Labyrinth Dragnet" SIGN    "Labyrinth Dragnet" SIGN    "Labyrinth Dragnet" SIGN    "Labyrinth Dragnet" [02:26] Nick     Wha— [02:30] Jun     You're paying for that. [02:34] Nick     I still can't believe we were right. [02:36] Curran     I've never seen anybody     who can move like that. [02:39] Zem     She was just like the Stepping Man we saw. [02:43] Kizuna     I refuse to accept that     was Stepping Man, though! [02:47] Kizuna     She was writing articles     about herself? Nonsense! [02:51] Red     Sorry to interrupt. [02:53] Red     I've got a pretty girl who wants to see you.     Not as pretty as me, of course. [02:58] Zem     That's something to look forward to. [03:03] Reina     Mom! [03:05] Ada     You're the Survivors, right? [03:08] Nick     You're all healed up now, Ada? [03:11] Ada     I guess I'm famous and I didn't know it. [03:15] Rose     What, you know her? [03:17] Nick     The swashbuckler of the legendary     A-Rank party Grandchef. [03:21] Nick     "Ada the Sommelier".     She's been famous for ages. [03:26] Ada     There's a name I haven't heard in a while. [03:29] Ada     Yeah, I went on the Adventure of the     Platinum Peach with Fifs and his gang. [03:32] Curran     Fifs? Fifs the Solo Eater? [03:36] Ada     I've heard he's S-Rank right now. [03:38] Ada     But back then, we were all young. [03:43] Ada     First, sorry for the trouble     my daughter caused you. [03:47] Reina     I'm sorry! [03:48] Ada     She's too fearless for her own good.     I don't know who she gets it from. [03:53] Ada     But she's done with Stepping Man. [03:57] Zem     That's right. [03:58] Zem     Don't do anything dangerous anymore. [04:00] Reina     But, Master... [04:02] Ada     Master? What's that about? [04:05] Reina     Mom, I want him to make me his student! [04:08] Ada     Listen, kid... [04:10] Zem     Reina, I want to make this clear right now. [04:14] Zem     To me, you're an enemy. [04:19] Zem     Maybe "enemy" is going too far. [04:23] Zem     But whenever I see a girl     your age, I get so scared. [04:32] Zem     A long time ago, a certain girl deceived me. [04:37] Zem     And because of that, I spent years in jail. [04:42] Zem     When I got out, just the     sight of a girl was enough [04:46] Zem     to make me freeze in terror, to the     point where I could barely speak... [04:53] Zem     If it was just words,     that would be one thing, [04:56] Zem     but, at times, I can barely breathe. [05:00] Zem     That goes for any girl     your age. Not just you. [05:05] Reina     But you protected me! [05:09] Zem     That's... [05:11] Zem     That's just what anyone would have done     if they saw a young child in danger. [05:18] Zem     But... [05:21] Zem     It surprised me. [05:25] Zem     It made me feel something akin to hope... [05:31] Zem     Hope that maybe I could move on,     maybe I could get over this... [05:39] Reina     And that's why you said in fifteen years? [05:41] Ada     What are you talking about? [05:43] Ada     I won't let you marry her! [05:45] Ada     She ain't marrying no adventurer! [05:47] Zem     No, ma'am. It's nothing like that. [05:50] Reina     That's right, Mom! [05:52] Reina     He's my master, not my boyfriend! [05:55] Reina     If I was picking a boyfriend,     I'd be more careful! [05:58] Red     Oh, my. [06:00] Tiana     She's smart for her age. [06:04] Curran     I think you just got rejected, Zem. [06:07] Zem     Fifteen years from now,     she'd totally be my type... [06:12] Ada     As a former member of Grandchef... [06:15] Ada     Do you want me to slice you     into finely fileted strips? [06:17] Zem     Please, no! [06:24] Ada     Okay, I think I see what's going on, now. [06:26] Ada     You really were there when     she needed help, huh? [06:29] Ada     Let me thank you again. [06:31] Ada     But you need to give this up, too, Survivors. [06:37] Ada     Just forget this whole thing. [06:39] Ada     You understand, if you fought it, right? [06:42] Ada     We can't defeat it. [06:46] Nick     We don't have to take orders     from you there, Ms. Grandchef. [06:49] Nick     If an adventurer wants to go     after a bounty, he's free to. [06:54] Ada     You're not strong enough right now. [06:56] Nick     Of that I'm aware, [06:58] Nick     but I can't sit idly by and     allow these kidnappings to happen. [07:02] Ada     That's the Solar Knights' job. [07:05] Nick     Yup. [07:07] Nick     But I don't like the way she's using an     urban legend as cover to kidnap kids. [07:14] Ada     And I took advantage of that. [07:18] Ada     The Solar Knights are too busy to respond     to every single kidnapping case. [07:27] Ada     So you decided to pretend the     kidnapper was the Stepping Man, [07:32] Ada     use the bounty, and get the     adventurers to go after him. [07:40] Ada     I'm out of this business, though. [07:42] Ada     I don't want her to do something dumb     and get caught up something bad, [07:48] Ada     and I don't want to die and     leave her without a mom. [07:51] Red     That's the right move. [07:53] Nick     You said we're not strong enough     to win right now, right? [07:56] Nick     Then tell us how we can win. [08:02] Ada     Your leader bows his head and     begs for help that easily? [08:07] Zem     Yes, actually. [08:09] Tiana     He decided it was the logical thing to do. [08:11] Curran     That's what makes Nick great! SIGN    Sea Anemone SIGN    Southgate Legal     is 2F♥ [08:14] Ada     Drink this first. [08:18] Nick     What is it? [08:19] Curran     This smell... this is glory mushroom soup? [08:22] Zem     Your sense of smell's amazing, Curran! [08:26] Curran     It's an expensive soup that never     goes for less than 50,000 dinah! [08:32] Nick     It's good. [08:33] Nick     So what's this soup got     to do with our victory? [08:37] Nick     It's not a good luck charm     or anything, right? [08:40] Ada     These mushrooms will draw out     your latent magical potential. [08:45] Ada     Fighting Stepping Man means     a lot of jumping around [08:47] Ada     and switching between melee     attacks and dodging. [08:52] Ada     What'll determine your victory     is how you use your magic. [08:56] Nick     Magic, huh? [08:58] Nick     I don't think that's my thing... [09:01] Tiana     And I can't cast while in melee range... [09:04] Zem     We casters spend our time     in the back, after all... [09:07] Curran     I'd like to try it, but I'm     not good with complex stuff. [09:11] Ada     Oh, my.     You Survivors sure are quick to give up. [09:15] Kizuna     I don't need advice. [09:19] Ada     Hold this in your hand and     say this word in your mind: [09:22] Ada     "Burn". [09:24] Tiana     An Igniter? [09:27] Ada     Curran, right? [09:28] Ada     You first. [09:29] Curran     O-Okay... [09:32] Curran     Burn! Burn! Burn! [09:36] Tiana     Relax. [09:39] Tiana     Focus your mind on the area     around your belly button. [09:44] Curran     It's not working! [09:45] Curran     I can't do this! [09:47] Curran     If I want fire, I can just breathe it! [09:50] Ada     You're having trouble focusing, aren't you? [09:53] Ada     Well, take your time. [09:55] Ada     Next. [09:56] Nick     I've never been a mage... [10:05] Tiana     You did it, Nick! [10:07] Curran     Wow! [10:09] Red     You're the best, Nick! [10:12] Nick     I'm surprised I could do that, sure. [10:14] Nick     But a flame that size won't even     drive away one of the city's thugs. [10:18] Ada     I'm not telling you to fight with fire. [10:21] Ada     I just wanted to see your potential. [10:23] Nick     And? How'd I do? [10:27] Ada     Well... [10:30] Ada     Depends on how hard you train. [10:35] Ada     Stepping Man uses two enhancement spells:     Light Body and Heavy Body. [10:41] Ada     Those of you who'll be fighting directly,     start with Light Body. [10:44] Ada     Give me ten jumps. [10:48] Nick     If that's all... [10:51] Nick     One, two... [10:54] Curran     Three, four... [10:57] Reina     Five... wow! [11:00] Red     Seven... [11:01] Nick     Eight, nine— [11:08] Nick     N-Nine... [11:13] Ada     I thought you had the most potential, but... [11:30] Kizuna     If we know the hours you're out hunting, [11:32] Kizuna     and where you hunt, you're as good as ours. [11:34] Zem     Why always the same time, though? [11:37] Nick     Are you Olivia? [11:45] Kizuna     Wait! [11:49] Nick     Isn't he Olivia? [11:52] Kizuna     Attack magic, movement magic,     and illusion magic at the same time. [11:56] Kizuna     Could any mage really do all that at once? [12:00] Zem     So one of them must be a magic item? [12:03] Kizuna     Yeah... [12:05] Nick     I know what's on the store shelves, but I     don't know anything about rare artifacts. [12:11] Tiana     We know someone who does, though. [12:20] Leon     So? You didn't come all this     way just to recommend me [12:22] Leon     the dragonian's favorite meat buns, right? [12:26] Nick     I want your help. [12:29] Nick     Do you know of any magic items that can     hide your presence or disguise you? [12:34] Leon     That'd be... [12:39] Leon     the Illusion King's Jewel. [12:42] Leon     Or more specifically, a magic     item that incorporates it. [12:45] Nick     That's awfully specific. [12:49] Nick     How do I deal with it? [12:50] Leon     Breaking the illusion isn't that hard. [12:53] Leon     The easiest way to shut it down for     sure is to speak the user's name. [13:00] (Flashback) Nick     Are you Olivia? [13:04] Leon     You can't just say names randomly, though. [13:07] Leon     You're strengthening the idea in your     mind that it has to be that person. [13:12] Leon     So if your mind's not     certain, it won't work. [13:15] Leon     It's gotta be the first name you say. [13:18] Nick     It's not Olivia... then? [13:35] Ada     Come on! One more time! [13:37] Ada     No time to rest! [13:39] Nick     O-Okay! [13:41] Nick     It's been forever since I've     had to train this hard. [13:44] Nick     It reminds me of the old days... [13:53] (Flashback) Argas     He who truly becomes a master of war can     destroy a monster without any weapons. [13:59] (Flashback) Argas     First, focus on nothing but     learning to improve yourself! [14:13] (Flashback) Argas     You can learn magic after that. [14:16] (Flashback) Young Nick     Y-Yes, sir! [14:18] (Flashback) Argas     You won't get that much taller.     Your parents were short. [14:23] (Flashback) Young Nick     Yes, sir! [14:24] (Flashback) Argas     But being short isn't a weakness! [14:26] (Flashback) Argas     Find what you're good at and increase the     number of things that make you strong! [14:32] (Flashback) Young Nick     Yes, sir! [14:46] Tiana     Are you about ready? [14:49] Nick     No. The magic spell ends     if I'm not focusing. [14:52] Nick     It'd be hard to do a fight like this. [14:57] Zem     I used the files Ada had to     go around and ask questions [15:00] Zem     about leaky roofs and people     getting their roofs fixed. [15:02] Nick     I see! [15:04] Nick     He jumps from roof to roof. [15:06] Nick     If we look at where the damage     is concentrated, then... [15:09] Tiana     Yup. [15:10] Zem     We can narrow it down. [15:14] Nick     This is... [15:19] Nick     Any new info? [15:21] Gatekeep     Two of Greg's puppies died. [15:24] Gatekeep     His 20 percent discount is over,     'cause he figures it's bad luck. [15:28] Gatekeep     And somebody brought a child's     body to the common graves. [15:32] Gatekeep     Nothing new. [15:34] Tiana     A child's body. [15:37] Nick     A boy? Or a girl? [15:41] Gatekeep     I don't remember. [15:42] Gatekeep     I don't remember if they had     short hair or long hair, even. [15:48] Gatekeep     It happens all the time. [15:52] Zem     I don't like this. [15:56] Kizuna     Be careful. [15:58] Zem     Telepathy? [16:00] Nick     What is it? [16:01] Kizuna     We're being followed. [16:04] Kizuna     We could be attacked at any moment. [16:15] Nick     I just learned that stuff.     Will it work on her? [16:17] Kizuna     Light Body! [16:23] Olivia     Light Body. I knew you were Stepping Man. [16:27] Nick     No, you're Stepping Man! [16:35] Kizuna     Parallel! [16:37] Olivia     No way! [16:38] Olivia     Parallel! [16:40] Nick     Seriously? [16:43] Olivia     I stopped your best move. [16:47] Nick     Be certain... and speak their name. [16:51] Nick     Olivia! [16:52] Nick     You're Olivia, right? [17:00] Olivia     Yes, I am Olivia! [17:03] Olivia     Oh, if it isn't Nick? [17:05] Olivia     It's me, Olivia! [17:07] Olivia     The Olivia you suspected     of being Stepping Man! [17:09] Olivia     Not that I hold it against you     or hate you for it, though! [17:11] Olivia     But, some nights, I did cry myself to sleep! [17:13] Olivia     Yes, it is I, Olivia! [17:17] Nick     Let's try and figure this out... [17:19] Nick     So, basically... [17:21] Olivia     You're Stepping Man, right, Nick? [17:24] Nick     Obviously, I'm not! [17:25] Zem     We were pretty sure you were     actually Stepping Man... [17:30] Olivia     Well... [17:32] Olivia     Don't get too surprised. [17:34] Olivia     But not only am I a reporter,     and an adventurer, [17:38] Olivia     I am also Stepping Man! [17:40] Nick     We know. [17:41] Olivia     Or actually, that's just     what they used to call me. [17:45] Zem     What's going on? [17:47] Tiana     So you're Stepping Man, right? [17:53] Olivia     I'm not the Stepping Man everyone     knows for being a kidnapper, though! [17:58] Olivia     Basically, Stepping Man     is a name used to refer [18:01] Olivia     to every weirdo that jumps around     the city's roofs at night! [18:05] Curran     So Olivia's true identity was "weirdo"? [18:07] Tiana     Well, we knew that a while ago. [18:10] Kizuna     I see. [18:11] Kizuna     I've never heard the     "Multiple Stepping Men" theory before. [18:15] Kizuna     But... [18:16] Nick     If you'd answered us instead of running,     we wouldn't have had to deal with this. [18:19] Olivia     Very true! [18:20] Olivia     I can't get anywhere near the guild or the     editing department anymore because of that. [18:26] Nick     Oh, what was that thing you just did?     I heard you say "Parallel". [18:31] Olivia     My... [18:33] Olivia     "Mysterious Boy? Girl? Discovered Who Uses     Parallel, an Advanced Ancient Spell." [18:38] Olivia     Wouldn't that be a good article? [18:41] Kizuna     Then maybe I'll just submit     an article to Lemuria Monthly [18:45] Kizuna     about how Stepping Man is     actually a female reporter [18:48] Kizuna     and a witch who uses ancient magic! [18:52] Olivia     Remember that we're under no obligation to     run every article that gets submitted... [18:59] Kizuna     Well, let's just forget it for now. [19:02] Kizuna     It feels like we're both     after the same thing. [19:05] Olivia     Y-Yes. [19:07] Olivia     Let's do our best to capture     Stepping Man together! Hip-hip hooray! [19:12] Nick     Is that really okay? [19:30] Zem     I don't see anything really unusual... [19:33] Olivia     Really? [19:36] Olivia     What does her face look like? [19:39] Olivia     Tell me specifics, as accurately as you can. [19:43] Olivia     What does her mouth look like?     Is it big? Small? [19:46] Olivia     Is her nose pronounced? Or flat? [19:48] Olivia     Her eyes? Any freckles? Or scars? [19:52] Nick     I'm not sure what to say... [19:55] Nick     She's got eyes, a nose... [19:59] Zem     No, it's strange. [20:03] Zem     It's strange how nothing's strange. [20:05] Olivia     Yes. [20:06] Olivia     It's strange. [20:07] Olivia     Everything about it is strange. [20:11] Olivia     Our recognition abilities are     being jammed on every level... [20:15] Nick     Which means... [20:18] Kizuna     Let's see what's beneath it. [20:31] Zem     What's this? [20:32] Olivia     A fragment of the Illusion     King's Jewel, probably. [20:37] Olivia     Its jamming feature is small, but there. [20:41] Kizuna     And that's how they got past the     Solar Knights' forensics team? [20:46] Nick     But why? [20:59] Nick     There's a burn mark on her arm... [21:01] Zem     It looks old. [21:03] Curran     There's a mole on her neck. [21:08] Zem     Signs of treatment for     Yellow Demon Sickness. [21:11] Olivia     She's not a nameless corpse. [21:15] Olivia     She was precious to somebody.     Somebody loved her. SIGN    Sea Anemone SIGN    Southgate Legal     is 2F♥ [21:26] Tiana     Martha Canning. Age 10. [21:28] Tiana     Daughter of a man who runs a shop     selling armor on Blacksmith's Street. [21:31] Tiana     A burn mark on her left wrist. [21:34] Tiana     A mole on the right side of her neck. [21:36] Tiana     Missing for a month. [21:38] Tiana     She had a habit of running away from home, [21:40] Tiana     and so her parents were slow     to contact the Solar Knights. [21:43] Nick     This is her. [21:45] Zem     Yes. The missing girl's body was     found inside the Garbage Collection. [21:52] Tiana     So Stepping Man's there, too? [21:55] Kizuna     Or, at least, going in and out. [21:59] Zem     Let's return her to her parents. [22:02] Zem     And then we avenge her. [22:04] Nick     You figured out who Stepping Man is? [22:09] Zem     Unfortunately, yes. [22:12] Zem     We have to stop them. SIGN    Next time:     "Survivors VS Stepping Man" [23:35] Olivia     Next time: "Survivors VS Stepping Man". E11 - Survivors VS Stepping Man Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:13] Nick     What's got you in such a hurry you can't     even look at that beautiful moon? [00:19] Nalgava     Your Light Body is still undeveloped,     but your martial arts are good. [00:24] Nick     Does that make me a Stepping Man, then? [00:29] Nick     There was one thing I was     never able to figure out. [00:33] Nick     Why keep doing this, when it was obvious     your modus operandi was known? [00:37] Nick     Your way of challenging the authorities? [00:39] Nick     Or... [00:42] Nick     Or did you just want to be caught? [00:46] Nalgava     You're a very curious young man. [00:49] Nick     I've figured out almost everything     else about what's driving you! [00:57] Nick     The reason you kidnap kids! [00:58] Nick     The reason you're based out     of the Garbage Collection. [01:03] Nalgava     But you're missing one critical piece. [01:05] Nick     I ain't, actually. [01:12] Nick     I was surprised when I heard somebody [01:16] Nick     was writing academic papers from the     dump that is the Garbage Collection. [01:20] Nick     Nalgava. [01:31] Nalgava     First, let me congratulate     you on your deduction. SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World [03:05] Nick     The kid found in the common     grave at the Garbage Collection SIGN    "Survivors VS Stepping Man" SIGN    "Survivors VS Stepping Man" SIGN    "Survivors VS Stepping Man" SIGN    "Survivors VS Stepping Man" SIGN    "Survivors VS Stepping Man" SIGN    "Survivors VS Stepping Man" SIGN    "Survivors VS Stepping Man" SIGN    "Survivors VS Stepping Man" [03:09] Nick     showed signs of treatment     for Yellow Demon Sickness. [03:12] Nick     How come an infectious disease like that [03:14] Nick     isn't spreading from the Garbage Collection     to the rest of Labyrinth City? [03:18] Nick     Sure, that place isn't exactly clean, [03:21] Nick     but there shouldn't be that much     of a gap in infection rates. [03:25] Nick     It feels like there's a human cause. [03:30] Nick     At least, that's our doctor's opinion. [03:34] Nalgava     That young man? [03:36] Nick     The Garbage Collection is your lab, [03:38] Nick     for you to devise a way to cure the illness. [03:42] Nick     You kidnap kids to give yourself     more research samples. [03:47] Nalgava     Then there's nothing more to say. [03:49] Nick     You still want to fight? [03:51] Nick     Then, here I go! [03:55] Nalgava     You haven't figured it out? [03:57] Nalgava     I know your every move! [04:01] Nick     And I know yours, too! [04:07] Nalgava     Fool! If you put your full weight     behind a strike up here... [04:11] Nick     That's why I did it! [04:23] Nick     We got lucky that your movement     route is so precise. [04:31] Nalgava     So I'm trapped, then? [04:36] Zem     Nalgava. [04:40] Zem     Why did you spread a plague? [04:45] Nalgava     My daughter died of Yellow Demon Sickness. [04:48] Zem     I learned that when I did my research. [04:51] Zem     It was very sad. [04:55] Zem     Yellow Demon Sickness is primarily     sexually transmitted. [04:59] Zem     Right now, most people think it's an STD. [05:05] Zem     One day, your daughter tried to help care [05:07] Zem     for an infected patient,     and touched their blood. [05:11] Zem     She was probably trying to copy what     she saw you do every day, as a doctor. [05:15] Zem     But the people around her     didn't believe that. [05:20] Nalgava     They started spreading all kinds     of rumors about how she got it... [05:25] Nalgava     Even after she was dead, they enjoyed it! [05:29] Nalgava     Why did my daughter have to die?! [05:33] Nalgava     Why did God take my daughter from me?! [05:35] Nalgava     Why?! [05:38] Nalgava     Why was it so sudden...? [05:43] Nalgava     I hoped if I could find a way     to cure the disease that slew her, [05:49] Nalgava     at least her death wouldn't be in vain. [05:51] Nalgava     It would have meaning! [05:53] Tiana     And that's why...? [05:55] Nick     That doesn't make what you did right! [05:59] Nalgava     No matter how many random little     kids die, I don't care. [06:03] Zem     Nalgava, as a fellow former priest, [06:07] Zem     I was so impressed by the     way you lived your life. [06:10] Zem     I respected you. [06:13] Zem     So why...? [06:15] Nalgava     Is there anybody in the world who's     exactly what they appear to be? [06:21] Nalgava     Everybody's got two sides,     like a playing card. [06:25] Nalgava     They show whichever is more     convenient for them at the time. [06:29] Nalgava     There is no fake side or true side. [06:32] Nalgava     Both of them are real.     Both have responsibilities. [06:37] Nalgava     And I'm not going to run from     either side's responsibilities. [06:45] Zem     Perhaps, if that's how you feel,     there's nothing left for us to say. [06:52] Zem     But... but still I have     to condemn what you did! [07:03] Zem     I saw the body of a young girl in     the common grave the other day. [07:08] Zem     The one you tried to disguise     with the Illusion King's Jewel. [07:13] Zem     Don't you remember? [07:15] Zem     The pretty girl with long     blond hair, in her dress? [07:21] Zem     Or have you forgotten already? [07:23] Zem     Martha Canning! Age 10! [07:25] Zem     Before I came here, I gave her     body back to her parents! [07:28] Zem     They were in tears at losing     their daughter out of nowhere! [07:32] Zem     They asked why their daughter had to die! [07:36] Zem     And when they learned she was dead, [07:40] Zem     the other shopkeepers in the neighborhood,     and the customers, were all crying! [07:46] Zem     There is no such thing as     a "random little kid." [07:49] Zem     Even if you don't know who they are,     someone out there cares for them! [07:55] Zem     It was the same for your     daughter, wasn't it? [08:01] Zem     Maybe this is just a platitude that sounds     good and doesn't mean a damn thing. [08:07] Zem     But even so... even if we're     just "former" priests... [08:14] Zem     isn't that something that     should matter to us? [08:19] Nalgava     I was... [08:22] Nalgava     I was a terrible priest. [08:25] Nalgava     I'm sorry, but I've never wanted to     save someone, like you evidently did. [08:30] Nalgava     I met a high-ranking priest     in my travels, by chance, [08:35] Nalgava     and I sucked up to him every way I     could until he made me a priest. [08:39] Nalgava     I'm just a petty little man. [08:43] Zem     You're saving the people in the Bedrooms     because you feel that way, though. [08:48] Zem     I'm sure they're all thankful to you for the     extra time in their lives you gave them. [08:56] Nalgava     If they'd died, others might've lived. [09:01] Zem     Neither of us can know that. [09:05] Zem     That's what makes life interesting. [09:08] Nalgava     You switch what side you show     every second, don't you? [09:15] Zem     Nalgava? [09:17] Nalgava     "All you have to do is stop me     and it'll all be over"? [09:21] Nalgava     It's not that simple, and you know it. [09:25] Zem     You're absolutely right. [09:27] Zem     But still, we can only deal with things     one at a time, as we encounter them. [09:33] Nalgava     You're so naive. [09:35] Zem     I know. [09:37] Nalgava     But there are some things     that only the naive can see. [09:46] Kizuna     Oh, no! [09:47] Kizuna     Someone's inside! [09:48] Kizuna     Someone's coming! [09:57] Zem     Nalgava! [10:01] White Mask     The time for talking is over, Priest. [10:09] Kizuna     Conceptual Armor? [10:12] Nalgava     What are you doing here? [10:15] White Mask     Helping you... [10:16] White Mask     would've been my first preference, [10:19] White Mask     but I'm afraid I'm here to     kill you before you can talk. [10:23] Nalgava     You didn't like that I smashed     up an Illusion King's Jewel [10:26] Nalgava     that would've gotten 10 million     dinah in an underworld auction? [10:30] White Mask     The idea of using it like that     had never occurred to me, [10:33] White Mask     but I'll give it to you     as a gift before you die. [10:35] Nalgava     Then, why? [10:37] White Mask     Why did you get careless     with disguising yourself? [10:39] White Mask     So that you could entrust     your hopes to them? [10:42] Nalgava     You think I'm a better     person than I really am. [10:44] Nalgava     The horrible, awful things I've done... [10:48] Zem     Quick Heal. [10:49] Nalgava     I'm just paying the price for them. [10:51] White Mask     Stay out of this! [10:53] White Mask     He's going to die soon, anyway. [10:55] White Mask     Don't you think you're wasting your magic? [10:58] White Mask     And he's your enemy, right? [11:00] White Mask     Why not save your magic for yourself,     since I'm about to kill you? [11:06] White Mask     Don't get me wrong. [11:09] White Mask     I'm here to kill you all     before you talk, as well. [11:12] Curran     Fire Dragon's Fan! [11:13] Tiana     Icicle Dance! [11:25] Zem     Quick Heal. [11:28] Nalgava     You're the one holding your party back. [11:31] Zem     But your wounds... [11:34] Nalgava     No, you've noticed, haven't you? [11:37] Nalgava     You've made this same choice     in other places before. [11:42] Nalgava     Look. [11:43] Nalgava     You made the wrong choice about     who, about what to prioritize, [11:48] Nalgava     and your comrades are taking     damage they don't need to. [11:51] Zem     But... [11:52] Nalgava     Your kindness isn't kindness. [11:56] Nalgava     It's self-centeredness. [11:59] Nalgava     In just a few minutes, we'll all be dead. [12:01] Nalgava     Me, and all of you. [12:04] Nalgava     Because of your selfishness. [12:08] Nick     Zem! Union! [12:09] Nick     Can you do it? [12:10] Zem     M-Me? [12:12] Nick     That's right! You're the only     one who can move right now! [12:15] Zem     B-But... [12:17] Nick     What's wrong? [12:20] Zem     Nick! [12:22] Zem     Again... [12:23] Zem     We lost another chance because of me... [12:26] Zem     What do I do? [12:28] Zem     What am I supposed to do now? [12:31] Tiana     Zem... [12:32] Curran     It's up to you now, Zem. [12:35] Olivia     Zem! Hello? [12:37] Zem     H-Hello?! [12:39] Olivia     Olivia's about to buy time with     some very interesting chatter. [12:43] Olivia     While that happens... I hope     you'll make the right decision. [12:47] Zem     Please... Help us, Olivia! [12:50] Olivia     I copy! [12:56] Olivia     Thief of magic items,     performer of weird rituals, [13:00] Olivia     provider of weapons to     worshipers of the Demon God. [13:03] Olivia     "White Mask", was it? [13:06] White Mask     Who are you? [13:09] Olivia     Newspaper reporter, adventurer, [13:11] Olivia     and other things, as well. [13:13] Olivia     Olivia, a very pretty girl who     just happened to be passing by. [13:17] White Mask     You know, they say knowledge kills. [13:21] Olivia     Who says that? [13:24] White Mask     I do! [13:27] Olivia     That's clever! [13:30] Olivia     You ever heard this phrase, then? [13:34] Olivia     "Fast as a speeding Olivia." [13:39] Olivia     And... [13:46] White Mask     Damn it! [13:48] Olivia     "Olivia is very cute!" [13:51] White Mask     You... [13:53] Olivia     Those are my sayings. [13:55] Olivia     Spread them to at least ten people in     three days, or you'll have bad luck. [14:00] Olivia     That's an ancient civilization relic... [14:03] Olivia     My attacks aren't going to touch it. [14:07] Nick     Now, Zem! [14:08] Zem     Right! [14:09] Nick/Zem     Union! [14:12] White Mask     Union? [14:14] White Mask     Why would they have a lost magic? [14:18] White Mask     Is that the sacred blade that     was never used in the last war? [14:23] Nick/Zem     You're something similar, aren't you? [14:26] Sword of Bonds     What? I'm a thousand times cooler than him! [14:30] White Mask     Fascinating. [14:32] White Mask     Dungeon Create! Great Red Spot! [14:36] Nick/Zem     Olivia! [14:39] Olivia     If I die, I'm coming back to haunt you! [14:43] White Mask     That area has increased temperature,     gravity, and air pressure. [14:49] White Mask     How long can a normal human     last in there, I wonder? [14:54] Olivia     How dare you do this to     a normal pretty girl? [14:57] Olivia     I'll curse you! I'll curse you!     I'll curse you! I'll curse you! [15:01] Nick/Zem     Olivia! [15:02] Sword of Bonds     Wait! [15:03] Sword of Bonds     If you rush in there, you'll get     crushed the second you step inside! [15:09] Sword of Bonds     He's coming! [15:13] Nick/Zem     It's heavy! [15:14] Sword of Bonds     The sword's true weight is probably     hidden in another dimension! [15:18] Sword of Bonds     It's a lot heavier than it looks! [15:21] Nick/Zem     I see. [15:23] Nick/Zem     Then, we'll... [15:25] Nick/Zem     beat him with speed! [15:29] White Mask     You can use Stepping, huh? [15:33] White Mask     No. Stepping can't do that... [15:37] White Mask     He's turning in mid-air? [15:41] Olivia     When I die, put a single flower and a     single piece of candy on my grave... [15:50] Olivia     Farewell, everyone, farewell... [15:53] Olivia     Farewell. [15:56] Olivia     It got weaker? [15:58] Olivia     So he's the type who can only really     concentrate on one thing at a time, huh? [16:04] Olivia     Turning Bad News! [16:10] Olivia     I was about to spend the rest of     eternity haunting this place. [16:16] White Mask     It's like he's creating     invisible steps in the air... [16:19] White Mask     I get it! He's deploying the     Conceptual Armor in mid-air... [16:22] Olivia     Watch out! UFO Attack! [16:27] Nick/Zem     Olivia! [16:29] White Mask     Clever. [16:31] White Mask     But if you've only got     a few movement patterns, [16:34] White Mask     I can aim for where you land! [16:40] White Mask     I've got you now. [16:41] Nick/Zem     That's my line! [16:43] White Mask     What? [16:44] Kizuna     This is the end for you! [16:50] Olivia     Bulls-eye. [16:55] White Mask     It's been a while since I've     been in this much danger. [16:59] White Mask     I'll admit defeat. [17:01] White Mask     Farewell! [17:17] Nick     Ow... [17:19] Nick     Is everyone safe? [17:22] Tiana     I guess. [17:24] Curran     I'm alive. [17:26] Kizuna     That guy's crazy... [17:32] Zem     Nalgava! [17:35] Nick     Are you okay?! [17:36] Curran     Just wait! We'll get you free! [17:38] Olivia     No! [17:40] Curran     But he's not our enemy anymore, right? [17:43] Zem     That's not it, Curran. [17:46] Zem     I don't know how long we     were unconscious, but... [17:51] Zem     "Crush syndrome." [17:53] Nalgava     If a human being is suddenly freed     after being trapped for a long time, [17:59] Nalgava     their body goes into shock. [18:01] Nalgava     But either way, I won't last long. [18:05] Curran     No... [18:08] Zem     You... [18:11] Nalgava     They always did say     "Physician, heal thyself." [18:14] Nick     Don't tell me... [18:16] Zem     Yellow Demon Sickness. [18:19] Nalgava     Leave me here. [18:21] Nalgava     There's no telling when     this place will collapse. [18:27] Kizuna     Yeah. This place was old to begin with,     and then there was that explosion. [18:32] Kizuna     It could collapse at any second. [18:34] Curran     W-We're going to leave him? [18:38] Zem     At least, let me ease your pain. [18:44] Nalgava     I feel so much better... [18:46] Nalgava     Like I'm in heaven. [18:49] Zem     You're worse at telling jokes than I am. [18:56] Nick     Let's hurry. [19:01] Zem     Nalgava... [19:04] Zem     You've given me courage. [19:08] Zem     I'm sad to lose you. [19:15] Nalgava     I know. [19:16] Nalgava     I'll tell my daughter about you... [19:21] Nalgava     She loved hearing stories about adventurers. [19:27] Nick     Zem. [19:28] Curran     Hurry, Zem! [19:49] Zem     Huh...? I thought I was used     to people dying, but... [19:56] Nick     Don't say something so sad. [19:59] Nick     Don't say you're used to people dying. [20:02] Curran     That's right. You did great. [20:06] Zem     I did...? [20:08] Curran     I think, in the end... you saved him. [20:15] Zem     You really think? [20:17] Zem     When are people's sins     forgiven, and by whom? [20:23] Tiana     Zem? [20:24] Zem     But... [20:26] Zem     Even if I know it's arrogant,     I still can't help but hope [20:30] Zem     I did something for him in his last moments. [20:34] Zem     Huh? [20:36] Zem     I'm doing it again... [20:39] Nick     Anyway, the Stepping Man case is over. [20:44] Tiana     Yes. [20:45] Curran     Let's go tell Ada and her daughter. [20:48] Zem     Yeah. [20:51] Kizuna     That's one case down, at least. [20:53] Kizuna     The whole thing turned out to be no fun. [20:56] Olivia     One case down. [20:59] Olivia     But you can't relax yet. [21:04] Olivia     White Mask is still out there. [21:06] Olivia     And, of course, there are     the ones controlling him. [21:10] Olivia     If he's been given permission     to use Forbidden Weapons, [21:13] Olivia     there's no telling what they're plotting. [21:17] Nick     Forbidden Weapons? [21:19] Nick     Who are you, anyway? [21:22] Nick     The way you fought, the way you talked     like you knew something we didn't... [21:26] Nick     Don't tell me you're "just a girl." [21:29] Olivia     Oh, you're going to ask about that? [21:32] Tiana     We've went through a life-and-death     situation together. [21:34] Tiana     I think you can tell us who you are. [21:37] Curran     That's right. [21:38] Curran     If you're going to join the party, then I     want you to tell us, even little by little. [21:42] Zem     True. [21:44] Olivia     Hm... [21:47] Olivia     Given that you can use Union, Kizuna,     you must be the Sword of Bonds. [21:52] Kizuna     Indeed. [21:56] Olivia     I am... [22:00] Olivia     actually a newspaper reporter,     an adventurer, Stepping Man, and... [22:06] Olivia     the Elemental-Class Anti-Demon God     Combat Technician Training Program, [22:10] Olivia     the "Sword of War." [22:11] Olivia     That is my product name and my project name. SIGN    Final Episode:     "Adventurers Can't Save the World Yet" [23:35] All     Final Episode:     "Adventurers Can't Save the World Yet"! E12 - Adventurers Can't Save the World Yet Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Kizuna     After their battle with Stepping Man, [00:06] Kizuna     the Survivors spent a lot of time in bed. [00:11] Kizuna     In addition to the physical     damage they'd taken, [00:13] Kizuna     they all had a lot on their minds, I'm sure. [00:17] Kizuna     Whenever they don't have something     to occupy their minds, [00:21] Kizuna     humans start to think about things. [00:23] Kizuna     They think about the things they'd     been too busy to think about. [00:28] Kizuna     The things they'd tried not to think about. [00:33] Nick     You can't believe in humanity... SIGN    "Adventurers Can't Save the World Yet" SIGN    "Adventurers Can't Save the World Yet" SIGN    "Adventurers Can't Save the World Yet" SIGN    "Adventurers Can't Save the World Yet" SIGN    "Adventurers Can't Save the World Yet" SIGN    "Adventurers Can't Save the World Yet" SIGN    "Adventurers Can't Save the World Yet" SIGN    "Adventurers Can't Save the World Yet" [00:48] (Flashback) Young Nick     What city are we heading to next, Dad? [00:52] (Flashback) Dad     We're heading back to Labyrinth City     for the first time in ages. [00:55] (Flashback) Dad     You remember Uncle Argas, right? [00:58] (Flashback) Young Nick     He gave me a pat on the head! [01:00] (Flashback) Young Nick     Do I get to see him again? [01:06] (Flashback) Young Nick     What is it, Dad? [01:16] (Flashback) Mom     Your mom and dad both love you very much. [01:18] (Flashback) Young Nick     Mom? [01:23] (Flashback) Mom     You saved us, Argas! [01:26] (Flashback) Dad     Wh-Why? [02:19] (Flashback) Argas     I'm sorry. [02:24] (Flashback) Argas     The Sticky Aqueducts. [02:25] (Flashback) Argas     The lowest ranked adventurers     get their start here. [02:29] (Flashback) Young Nick     I'm an adventurer starting     today, right, Mister Argas? [02:33] (Flashback) Argas     Yes. And now that you're an     adventurer, it's just "Argas." [02:37] (Flashback) Argas     All adventurers are equal. Listen, Nick. [02:41] (Flashback) Argas     Adventurers have to trust each other! [02:44] (Flashback) Young Nick     It's chewing grass! [02:46] (Flashback) Young Nick     Is that grass yummy? [02:48] (Flashback) Argas     Just don't let your guard     down, or you'll regret it. [02:51] (Flashback) Young Nick     I know that, Mister Argas! [02:56] (Flashback) Argas     That's what I meant by     letting your guard down. [03:10] Nick     Part of the reason I became an     adventurer was to make a living. [03:13] Nick     But the main reason was that I     thought that if I had been stronger, [03:16] Nick     I could've helped fight     alongside Mom and Dad. [03:23] Nick     When I joined Masters of War,     Argas gave me a short sword. [03:36] Nick     What made me happier than     anything was that he chose it [03:39] Nick     because he thought it would help me learn. [03:44] Nick     That's all in the past now. [03:46] Nick     I've absorbed the past     and made it a part of me. [03:51] Nick     But, sometimes, I look back with regrets. [03:55] Nick     If I'd done something different that     one time, or that other time... [04:00] Nick     If I'd given Argas a different answer,     would I still be part of Masters of War? [04:07] Nick     If I hadn't run away then, would I have     been able to die alongside my parents? [04:14] Nick     If I'd... [04:44] Nick     Agate? [04:51] Nick     What's Agate doing here? [04:55] Nick     And what does it mean for me that I can tell     it's her just by seeing the back of her head? [04:59] Agate     This isn't good... It looks     like it'll rain for a while. [05:03] Nick     Good timing. [05:05] Nick     I was wondering how I'd     give this back to you. [05:08] Agate     This is my... [05:17] Agate     Which means you're, um... [05:21] Agate     You know, I never got your name. [05:24] Nick     I'm... [05:26] Nick     just a stray dog who loves idols. [05:29] Agate     You are? [05:31] Agate     Then... I'm Agate, and I'm just an idol. [05:37] Agate     It was raining that day, too, wasn't it? [05:39] Nick     Yeah... [05:41] Agate     You were out there in the     rain without an umbrella, [05:45] Agate     so I couldn't help but talk to you. [05:48] Agate     I'm glad to find out you have a house! [05:52] Agate     Oh, you know, a girl from my agency... [05:54] Nick     Sorry, are you going to keep     talking like this for a while? [05:59] Agate     Is it a bother? [06:01] Nick     No, it's not a bother, but... [06:04] Agate     Then let me talk a little more. [06:07] Nick     Okay. [06:11] Agate     Maybe that day was what saved me. [06:16] Nick     Did you say something? [06:18] Agate     No. [06:19] Agate     Mr. Stray Dog, do you sometimes hear things? [06:24] Nick     Quiet. [06:32] Nick     Hey. [06:34] Nick     Am I still holding onto this? [06:37] Agate     Until the rain stops. [06:55] Zem     That'll do. [07:00] Patient     Are you the one who killed Nalgava? [07:07] Zem     Yes. [07:09] Zem     That was me. [07:10] Patient     I knew it! [07:12] Patient     Which means I win! [07:13] Patient     I knew it! You killed him so     you could take his place! [07:18] Patient     Ow... [07:20] Zem     You don't need to be making bets     after breaking three ribs. [07:23] Patient     You don't get it, Doc. [07:25] Patient     If I'd lost, I was gonna lose another three! [07:29] Zem     Since you won, does that mean     you get to grow three more? [07:36] Patient     That's impossible, duh. [07:38] Patient     Man, I'm a little worried about our new doc! [07:44] Zem     Medicine's a wonderful thing. [07:46] Zem     You can help others, even if only a little. [07:50] Zem     And while you're helping, you don't     have to think about things. [07:54] Zem     Strangely, even after all     the terrible things he did, [08:00] Zem     I can't bring myself to hate     Stepping Man... Nalgava. [08:05] Zem     Maybe I took his place as a way to mourn     him, or maybe I'm just doing it for myself. [08:13] Zem     Maybe they're the same thing, actually. [08:16] Zem     I just... [08:18] Patient B     Doctor... [08:22] Patient B     Thanks. [08:31] Zem     Of course. [08:39] Tiana     I keep waking up, again and again. [08:56] Tiana     Once again, the promise of some     small salvation makes me suffer... [09:02] Tiana     But is that really true? [09:04] Tiana     Is life that cruel? [09:08] Tiana     Is there really no salvation     in going forward every day, [09:14] Tiana     even if each day's progress     is too small to see? SIGN    Hono Draco     Rases Horn     Dragon King [09:21] Tiana     Gambling's not supposed to be something     you do unless you feel like you'll win. [09:26] Tiana     But even if I don't feel like coming,     I still want my daily life back. [09:30] Tiana     So I'm spending my days imitating     the life I had before. [09:33] Tiana     I'm a lucky girl, to be able to do that. [09:37] Tiana     I've got no problems with life right now. [09:39] Tiana     Right now, nobody's lying     to me or trying to get me. [09:46] Tiana     Things are going well. [09:48] Tiana     How could I have a problem with this? [09:50] Tiana     Oh... [09:53] Tiana     I won. [09:55] Tiana     I keep winning and losing.     I haven't made or lost money. [10:00] Tiana     But... [10:02] Tiana     I'm bored. [10:10] Tiana     It's good. [10:12] Tiana     I wonder if Curran would eat this. [10:19] Curran     Morning! [10:21] All     Morning! [10:22] Nick     Hey, it's been a while. [10:25] Curran     Guys... [10:29] Curran     H-Have you all been doing well? [10:32] Tiana     I guess. [10:39] Kizuna     You're still doing it? [10:44] Zem     We agreed to stay out of each     other's private lives, right? [10:47] Kizuna     O-Oh, that's right. [10:53] Tiana     What happened with the     Stepping Man incident was sad. [10:58] Tiana     But it ended the way it should have. [11:01] Tiana     We need to accept the life we have now,     where we're not lacking for anything. [11:08] Tiana     But right now, everyone's a little distant. [11:12] Tiana     Everybody feels like they're struggling     against something they can't quite figure out. [11:29] Zem     Survivors Law #1. [11:33] Kizuna     No interfering with other people's hobbies. [11:37] Zem     Nothing you say will make a difference. [11:40] Kizuna     If I wanted to, I could     just take you and... [11:46] Zem     Very true. [11:49] Kizuna     If you want to be a doctor in     a dangerous place like this... [11:57] Kizuna     You'll need my power. [12:01] Kizuna     Think of me as your bodyguard. [12:04] Zem     Thank you. [12:08] Curran     Morning! [12:10] All     Morning! [12:11] Kizuna     That's the latest edition     of Lemuria Monthly! [12:15] Tiana     Olivia's still at it. [12:17] Kizuna     Let's see... [12:18] Kizuna     "Top 100 Weirdos of Labyrinth City." [12:22] Curran     Are you guys all... [12:27] Curran     Did you guys already eat? [12:31] Nick     Huh? Yeah... [12:34] Zem     I opted for the all-night package,     so I ate a little at Red's place. [12:38] Tiana     I only ever have a smoke for breakfast. [12:41] Curran     I see. [12:43] Curran     Then maybe I'll go eat something. [12:55] Curran     Was everyone already able to forget? [13:00] Curran     I can't. [13:03] Curran     Calios... my old party leader... [13:07] Curran     The one I once swore loyalty to. [13:12] Curran     I was deceived by him, abandoned...     He stole everything I had. [13:18] Curran     Even if they lied to me, my days     adventuring with White Heron were fun. [13:24] Curran     But... I'll never forgive Calios, [13:26] Curran     the man who stole the Dragon King's     Jewel, the pride of my clan. [13:30] Curran     There hasn't been a single day     where I've forgotten him. [13:33] Shopkeep     You're a Tigerian! You need to be careful! [13:37] Tigerian Girl     I didn't do anything, though! [13:40] Shopkeep     It's okay to be careless, occasionally.     But it's not nice to lie. [13:45] Tigerian     But I really didn't... [13:47] Curran     "You look like you just came out     of the backwoods, [13:51] Curran     but here in the Labyrinth City,     we take these things seriously. [13:56] Curran     You can buy it for half price,     or would you rather..." [14:00] Shopkeep     Y-You... [14:02] Curran     Want to see what happens if     she scratches that pendant? [14:13] Nick     Curran. [14:17] Curran     Huh? What are you guys up to? [14:20] Kizuna     We heard they're preparing     for the Summersleep Festival. [14:23] Kizuna     So we're off to take a look. [14:25] Curran     Summersleep Festival? [14:27] Tiana     That's right, the Summersleep Festival. [14:30] Zem     They say that around this time of year,     the monsters all become calm. [14:36] Curran     Will there be good food? [14:38] Tiana     I'd guess so, yeah. [14:41] Curran     I can't wait! [14:43] Curran     Will the rage that was once     so strong fade away some day? [14:48] Curran     If it does, is that a good     thing or a bad thing? [14:52] Curran     I couldn't tell you. [14:54] Curran     The more you care about the present,     the further away the past gets. [14:59] Curran     Maybe you're just supposed to care     about the things that remain? [15:03] Curran     If that's true, then I only want     the things I love to remain. [15:11] Curran     Dragonians are a proud race, with a destiny. [15:15] Curran     Their destiny is to serve the human who     will become the hero, and save the world. [15:20] Curran     I'm a Dragonian. The daughter     of the Tsubaki Clan leader. [15:25] Curran     Curran Tsubaki! [15:27] Curran     A proud Dragoon, protected by     the grace of the Fire Dragon! [15:32] Olivia     Big news! [15:34] Olivia     Big news! Big news! [15:38] Tiana     Olivia? [15:40] Olivia     Extra! Extra! Read all about it! [15:44] Olivia     A special, extra issue of Lemuria Monthly! [15:47] Nick     What's this about, Olivia? [15:49] Olivia     Big news, everyone. Extremely big news. [15:53] Zem     Seems big, yeah. [15:54] Olivia     It certainly is! [15:56] Kizuna     What's going on? [15:58] Olivia     This is no time to stay calm! [16:01] Olivia     Get excited or I won't tell you. [16:03] Kizuna     Wh-Wh-What?! [16:05] Kizuna     Whatever in the world is happening? [16:07] Olivia     Great, that's perfect. [16:09] Zem     I don't like people who try to     manipulate others' emotions. [16:12] Olivia     A shocking story is breaking     even as we speak! [16:16] Tiana     What's this? "Legendary Dark Demon     God on the Verge of Reviving"? [16:22] Tiana     "...Say Rumors"? [16:23] Olivia     Hey, don't steal my big reveal! [16:26] Tiana     You're the one who was     flinging papers everywhere. [16:29] Nick     More fake news? [16:31] Nick     If you keep spreading lies,     eventually nobody's going to believe you. [16:35] Olivia     But, this time, I've got verified sources. [16:40] Kizuna     What? Really? [16:42] Olivia     I can see Kizuna's smart enough     to know what this means. [16:44] Kizuna     Right! [16:45] Nick     It means she's making stuff up. [16:49] Olivia     What if I said White Mask was involved? [16:51] Nick     Really? [16:53] Olivia     I don't know for sure yet... [16:57] Olivia     But what if I said I'd     located the black market [16:59] Olivia     that was dealing in Illusion King's Jewels? [17:02] Nick     You did? [17:03] Olivia     Not yet. [17:06] Olivia     Ahem! [17:07] Olivia     I haven't found it yet, but my job's     to take things that seem suspicious [17:11] Olivia     and combine them into a     sensational news article. [17:14] Zem     It's not news if you make it up. [17:16] Olivia     Of course! [17:18] Olivia     Where there's smoke, there's fire! [17:20] Olivia     And if there's no fire, it's a     gossip rag's job to start one! [17:23] Tiana     You realize you're saying     you're a fraud, right? [17:27] Olivia     A fraud? No. A romanticist! [17:30] Kizuna     A romanticist! [17:32] Oliva     A romanticist, Kizuna! [17:33] Kizuna     A romanticist! How exciting! [17:36] Curran     Would they deal... [17:39] Curran     in a Dragon King's Jewel, too? [17:41] Zem     Curran... [17:44] Curran     To be honest, I don't think I     should be obsessing over Calios. [17:50] Curran     But I don't know what I should do! [17:55] Curran     I'm having fun with all of you, but it     feels like there's something I'm avoiding! [18:03] Tiana     Why not go for it? [18:06] Tiana     If you can't get over it,     then go chasing after it. [18:10] Tiana     But, this time, you're not alone. [18:14] Zem     Yes. [18:15] Zem     Just make it a job,     like we did with Stepping Man. [18:21] Curran     Nick... [18:23] Nick     It's fine by me. [18:25] Nick     We're the Survivors. We'll come     back alive, no matter who we face. [18:31] Olivia     A connection between     Nalgava and White Mask... [18:34] Olivia     We knew there had to be one. [18:37] Olivia     And we can guess at other connections...     I've heard lots of rumors. [18:41] Olivia     Would a bad guy be connected to a good guy? [18:44] Olivia     No, he'd be connected to     an even bigger bad guy. [18:47] Olivia     And if you keep following     the chain of bad guys... [18:49] Olivia     eventually you'll find the biggest bad     guy, and you can teach him a lesson! [18:52] Kizuna     That sounds fun. [18:54] Nick     I think she just manipulated him. [18:56] Zem     Let's give it a go! [18:58] Tiana     We can go catch all the bad guys! [19:00] Nick     Huh? [19:00] Curran     Nick, I want to do it too! [19:02] Olivia     Then we're all in agreement! [19:04] Olivia     Let's all go defeat the legendary     dark Demon God! Hip, hip, hooray! [19:07] All     Hooray! [19:09] Nick     Well, sure. I guess. SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World SIGN    Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't     Believe in Humanity Will Save the World [22:07] Kizuna     I have a question for you. [22:10] Olivia     Anything. [22:12] Kizuna     We artifacts will probably outlive them. [22:18] Kizuna     From your perspective, as the "Sword of War"     that trains mankind and helps them grow, [22:24] Kizuna     what do you think of the Survivors? [22:28] Olivia     They're all right, I suppose. [22:30] Olivia     I'd expect a little more ambition [22:33] Olivia     from the people who are going     to slay the Demon God, though. [22:36] Kizuna     Oh? I thought you'd be harder on them. [22:40] Olivia     That wouldn't be fair, would it? [22:43] Olivia     They've only been around for 20     or so years of their short lives. [22:47] Olivia     I'm amazed they've survived this long. [22:49] Olivia     Clap, clap, clap. [22:51] Kizuna     Well, they do call themselves the Survivors. [22:54] Olivia     And a bit of skepticism can     save you a lot of trouble. [22:59] Olivia     It's their greatest weapon. [23:01] Olivia     And it's something you lose as you grow up. [23:05] Kizuna     Or it gets worse, and makes you stubborn. [23:08] Olivia     That's fine. A hard head's a weapon, too. [23:11] Kizuna     Agreed. [23:12] Olivia     Let them take their time. [23:14] Olivia     And maybe they will be able to     defeat the Demon God in the end. [23:21] Kizuna     Maybe they will... [23:24] Old Man Kizuna     Right now, these adventurers     can't save the world. [23:29] Old Man Kizuna     But someday, they will. [23:33] Young/Old Kizuna     But that won't happen for a long, long time!