Season 1
- E1 - Disillusioned Adventurers
- E2 - The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!
- E3 - Curran's Secret
- E4 - The Labyrinth of Bonds
- E5 - A Meeting with the Iron Tigers.
- E6 - Mathematics Bare Knuckle
- E7 - Gambling Lesson
- E8 - The Beautiful Paladin
- E9 - The Legend of the Labyrinth City - Stepping Man?!
- E10 - Labyrinth Dragnet
- E11 - Survivors VS Stepping Man
- E12 - Adventurers Can't Save the World Yet
E1 - Disillusioned Adventurers
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[00:01] Old Man Kizuna
Danger and opportunity are everywhere in
this place they call the Labyrinth City.
[00:07] Old Man Kizuna
The city itself is a labyrinth, and young
men and women risk their lives there.
[00:17] Nick
My name's Nick.
[00:18] Nick
I'm a Swashbuckler with Masters of War,
a group of skilled adventurers.
[00:22] Nick
I've got a girlfriend, and life is great.
My dream is to make Masters of War an A-Rank party...
[00:28] Argas
Nick, we no longer need you in our party.
[00:31] Nick
What?
[00:32] Nick
Argas, the man I looked up to like a father,
kicked me out of the party.
[00:38] Claudine
Let's break up, then!
[00:41] Nick
The girl I thought was my girlfriend
dumped and betrayed me.
[00:45] Nick
And the next thing I knew...
[00:47] Nick
I was an idol otaku!
[00:53] Nick
Agate!
SIGN Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't
Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
SIGN Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't
Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
SIGN "Disillusioned Adventurers"
SIGN "Disillusioned Adventurers"
SIGN "Disillusioned Adventurers"
SIGN "Disillusioned Adventurers"
SIGN "Disillusioned Adventurers"
SIGN "Disillusioned Adventurers"
SIGN "Disillusioned Adventurers"
SIGN "Disillusioned Adventurers"
[02:33] Nick
You're the best, Agate!
[02:36] Agate
Now, you all know what our next song is...
[02:38] Nick/Fans
The "Saint's Fight Song"!
[02:52] (Flashback) Nick
Why, Argas?
[02:56] (Flashback) Nick
You want me to forgive Garosso, too,
after he stole money from us for some girl?
[03:00] (Flashback) Argas
It's not just Garosso.
[03:03] (Flashback) Argas
You don't think like an adventurer!
[03:07] (Flashback) Argas
You were just a kid when I
took you in and raised you up,
[03:10] (Flashback) Argas
and now you're telling everyone what to do.
[03:13] (Flashback) Nick
What are you—
[03:15] (Flashback) Argas
We're done talking. You and I just
have different ways of doing things.
[03:19] (Flashback) Argas
You aren't a kid anymore.
Go find some place you're better suited to.
[03:24] (Flashback) Nick
Argas, I...
[03:32] (Flashback) Nick
I looked up to you...
[03:39] (Flashback) Agate
You're soaked.
[03:51] (Flashback) Agate
Um...
[03:57] (Flashback) Agate
Don't shoo me off like some stray dog!
[04:00] (Flashback) Agate
Um...
[04:06] (Flashback) Agate
I-I'm an idol!
[04:09] (Flashback) Nick
I don't see it.
[04:11] (Flashback) Agate
I-I'm just getting started,
but I'm working really hard.
[04:15] (Flashback) Nick
No, I don't see why you're talking to me.
[04:18] (Flashback) Agate
An idol's job is to cheer people up
and give them courage!
[04:22] (Flashback) Agate
I'll be at Southgate Hall tomorrow!
[04:25] (Flashback) Nick
I'm not going.
[04:27] (Flashback) Agate
Make sure you're there, Mr. Stray Dog!
[04:33] (Flashback) Nick
I said I wasn't going...
SIGN Elly Productions
Fan Appreciation Event
Starring
Garnet Amber Agate Topaz
7:00 PM at Southgate Hall
[04:38] (Flashback) Nick
Agate?
[04:40] Agate
Thank you, everyone!
[04:43] Nick
I'm so glad I came!
[04:45] Sales Clerk
Thank you for your purchase!
[04:51] Nick
Agate was just wonderful...
SIGN Adventurer's Guild Newbies
[05:01] Nick
Now, time to meet some new friends at
the place where adventurers gather.
[05:05] Nick
If I'm gonna be an idol otaku, I want
to make the money I spend honestly!
[05:09] Nick
Just wait for me, Agate!
SIGN Adventurer's Guild Newbies
SIGN We at Moon Enjoy are the
LEGIT deal!
SIGN We may look like
n00bs but we ain't!
yolo iykwim!
SIGN Moon Mascot
SIGN 2 Slots available!
SIGN Lfg people who
want to be S-Rank!
Only apply if srs!!
SIGN US
SIGN We've only been
around 4 2 months
but we've got
S-Rank Energy!
SIGN Scary-lookin' dudes welcome
No playboys
[05:25] Nick
Okay!
[05:29] Nick
Yah...
[05:30] Adventurer A
Hm?
[05:33] Argas
Nick, you're not cut out
to be an adventurer.
[05:38] Nick
Yah! Twah!
[05:40] Nick
If only I could namedrop Masters of War...
[05:42] Wizard
You want to join a party with me?
[05:45] Adventurer B
Sure!
[05:46] Nick
I can't believe in anyone anymore.
SIGN Adventurer's Guild Newbies
[05:50] Clerk
Better luck next time!
[05:53] Nick
I couldn't talk to a single person...
[06:01] Adventurers
Cheers!
[06:04] Female Adventurer
It's delicious!
[06:05] Female Adventurer
I'll never forget the taste of
the food I shared with you all!
[06:09] Adventurer B
To our new party!
[06:11] Party
Cheers!
[06:14] Nick
Yuck.
[06:17] Nick
Maybe I can't laugh like that anymore...
[06:20] Waitress
Party of three!
[06:23] Staff
Welcome!
[06:24] Waitress
Sorry, you'll have to share a table.
[06:25] Waitress
Try to get along.
[06:26] Waitress
Oh, one stewed mole-pig offal,
coming right up!
[06:41] Nick
A party?
[06:44] Nick
Doesn't look like it...
[06:47] Drunk
Hey there!
[06:49] Drunk
You want to go on an adventure with me?
[06:53] Drunk
I'm so sorry!
[06:56] Nick
That jewel's pretty old. And expensive.
[07:02] Nick
Every item of clothing she's wearing
tells me she's from a rich family,
[07:07] Nick
one that must've loved her a whole lot.
[07:10] Nick
But she sticks out here, badly.
[07:15] Nick
She looks like a mage, but...
[07:17] Nick
Is she an assassin?
[07:24] Nick
And that cleric's been drinking
since before he got here.
[07:26] Nick
With the girls on each side? No.
[07:30] Nick
He just left a cabaret club.
I can still smell their perfume.
[07:35] Nick
And no medal, either,
which means he was excommunicated.
[07:39] Nick
Cleric is a popular job,
and everybody's ignoring him.
[07:45] Nick
And there's a dragonian.
[07:47] Nick
She looks like she's seen
more than her share of battles,
[07:49] Nick
but she reminds me of a wounded animal.
[08:06] Nick
To Argas. To my beautiful girlfriend.
[08:11] Nick
And to the gloomy bastards in front of me.
[08:14] Nick
Screw adventuring. Screw having a girlfriend.
[08:18] Nick
Any friend I make is just
going to betray me later.
[08:21] Nick
I'll never be able to trust anyone.
[08:25] Nick
Argas might be right.
[08:27] Nick
Maybe I'm not cut out to be an adventurer.
[08:30] Nick
But...
[08:39] Nick; Zem; Curran; Tiana
You just can't trust anyone!
[08:53] (Flashback) Tiana
Lightning Strike!
[09:05] (Flashback) Instructor A
Just what I'd expect to see from
the daughter of the Erenafelt clan!
[09:08] (Flashback) Instructor B
You couldn't do that without mastering
both water and wind magic!
[09:12] (Flashback) Tiana
I'm not learning magic to become famous
and powerful, but to train my mind.
[09:18] (Flashback) Velokkio
You're amazing, Tiana.
[09:20] (Flashback) Velokkio
You've mastered multi-element magic
and still retain your humility.
[09:24] (Flashback) Velokkio
You're the pride and joy of our school.
[09:28] (Flashback) Tiana
Thank you, Master.
[09:33] Tiana
Magic doesn't exist just to
make our daily lives easier.
[09:38] Tiana
Learning magic means learning
about human society...
[09:42] Tiana
and even about our world itself.
[09:58] (Flashback) Clerk
Welcome!
[09:59] (Flashback) Tiana
Is Alex here?
[10:01] (Flashback) Clerk
Um...
[10:03] (Flashback) Tiana
It's fine. I'll take some tea.
[10:07] (Flashback) Lynn
Oh, Alex, you're so silly!
[10:10] (Flashback) Tiana
Alex!
[10:13] (Flashback) Alex
Hello, Tiana.
[10:14] (Flashback) Alex
You're looking cheerful this morning!
[10:15] (Flashback) Tiana
I'm feeling cheerful! Get this, Alex!
[10:18] (Flashback) Alex
Did you astonish your teachers
with another amazing spell?
[10:22] (Flashback) Tiana
The teachers loved my lightning magic!
[10:26] (Flashback) Tiana
I'll be able to graduate a year early!
[10:28] (Flashback) Alex
That's, well...
[10:32] (Flashback) Lynn
She's just like the rumors said.
[10:36] (Flashback) Tiana
Who's that?
[10:37] (Flashback) Lynn
I'm Lynn, the eldest daughter
of the Delcott family.
[10:41] (Flashback) Tiana
Oh, those merchants who got rich...
[10:43] (Flashback) Alex
Don't talk to her like that.
[10:46] (Flashback) Alex
I heard you're bullying her at school, too.
[10:49] (Flashback) Tiana
Huh?!
[10:50] (Flashback) Alex
Tiana, I know you've got it out for Lynn.
[10:55] (Flashback) Tiana
What are you talking about?
[10:56] (Flashback) Lynn
You even seduced the school's teachers...
[10:58] (Flashback) Tiana
You just insulted not only me,
but the entire school.
[11:03] (Flashback) Alex
The teachers are suspected of taking
bribes to change students' grades.
[11:09] (Flashback) Tiana
Th-That's ridiculous...
[11:10] Alex
You need to stop, Tiana!
[11:13] (Flashback) Tiana
A-Alex?
[11:15] (Flashback) Alex
It's always the same thing with you.
[11:16] (Flashback) Alex
You're either bragging about your magic
[11:18] (Flashback) Alex
or looking down on people who aren't
as rich and powerful as you.
[11:21] (Flashback) Alex
You always said you were
"working hard for me," right?
[11:24] (Flashback) Alex
Working hard for me? Hah!
[11:26] (Flashback) Alex
Do you know what they're all saying about me
now that you're the school's top student?
[11:30] (Flashback) Alex
I was supposed to be in the
Mages Union like my father,
[11:33] (Flashback) Alex
and now my fiancée is better than me!
[11:35] (Flashback) Alex
Do you know what they say?
[11:38] (Flashback) Tiana
Alex...
[11:40] (Flashback) Alex
It's over.
[11:41] (Flashback) Alex
My engagement to you...
All those days of humiliation...
[11:46] (Flashback) Alex
Tiana...
[11:48] (Flashback) Alex
who was it you were looking at?
[12:26] Alex
Who was it you were looking at?
[12:30] Alex
Who were you seeing in front of you?
[12:39] Tiana
Maybe I was only seeing myself.
[13:04] (Flashback) Researcher
Sorry, we can't hire anybody
without a letter of recommendation.
[13:07] (Flashback) Blacksmith
A noblewoman wouldn't last a day here.
[13:10] (Flashback) Shopkeeper
Sorry, we're not hiring.
[13:17] (Flashback) Tiana
It's harder to find a job than I thought.
SIGN Your chance to get rich!
SIGN Terane Dragon Racetrack Betting Slip
[13:27] Crowd
Go! You can do it!
[13:27] Tiana
Come on! Come on! Come on!
[13:30] Tiana
Come on! Come on!
[13:40] (Flashback) Tiana
I won...
[13:41] Tiana
That's the scary thing about gambling.
[13:44] Tiana
It wasn't long before I went through the
same thing that happens to every gambler.
[13:51] (Flashback) Tiana
I lost.
[13:56] Tiana
How am I going to pay the rent?
SIGN Come be an
adventurer!
[14:05] (Flashback) Adventurer E
Hey, you're a mage, right?
[14:09] (Flashback) Adventurer E
No, never mind! Sorry!
[14:15] (Flashback) Tiana
Oops. Gotta remember to smile.
[14:17] (Flashback) Adventurer F
Um...
[14:20] (Flashback) Adventurer F
A monster! Run away!
[14:24] (Flashback) Waitress
Party of three!
[14:26] (Flashback) Staff
Welcome!
[14:27] (Flashback) Waitress
Sorry, you'll have to share a table.
[14:29] (Flashback) Waitress
Try to get along.
[14:30] (Flashback) Waitress
Oh, one stewed mole-pig offal,
coming right up!
[14:36] Nick
Your fiancé dumped you, huh?
[14:38] Nick
That's rough.
[14:40] Zem
You're in no position to talk.
[14:41] Nick
Wow, harsh. What about you, Mr. Cleric?
[14:51] Zem
I...
[14:54] Zem
My city is known for its medicinal herbs,
[14:56] Zem
and for its temple worshiping the
god of Divine Inspiration, Medler.
[15:00] Zem
I was a cleric there.
[15:03] (Flashback) Miril
Father Zem! Father Zem!
[15:05] (Flashback) Miril
Look at this!
[15:09] (Flashback) Miril
I even found some Pilchard Grass.
[15:11] (Flashback) Zem
Wonderful.
[15:13] (Flashback) Zem
Thank you, Miril.
[15:16] (Flashback) Zem
Here's a little something for you.
[15:22] (Flashback) Miril
Bye, Father Zem!
[15:33] (Flashback) Miril
Father Zem!
[15:35] (Flashback) Zem
Hello, Miril.
[15:36] (Flashback) Zem
You're later than usual today.
[15:38] (Flashback) Miril
I was working extra hard for you!
[15:45] (Flashback) Miril
Father Zem, do you like me?
[15:48] (Flashback) Zem
You're being a spoiled
little girl today, I see.
[15:50] (Flashback) Miril
No, I'm all grown up!
[15:54] (Flashback) Miril
But...
[15:55] (Flashback) Miril
I want to be more of a grown-up.
[16:00] (Flashback) Zem
Thank you, Miril.
[16:02] (Flashback) Zem
But listen to me. I'm a man of the cloth.
[16:07] (Flashback) Zem
I'm not allowed to date anyone.
[16:10] (Flashback) Zem
You should expend your
efforts for your own sake.
[16:17] (Flashback) Miril
Father Zem, you jerk!
[16:19] (Flashback) Miril
I hate you!
[16:32] (Flashback) Miril
This is your fault, Father Zem.
[16:38] (Flashback) Patient
Thank you, Father Zem.
[16:40] (Flashback) Zem
Not at all...
[16:42] (Flashback) Patient
Oh, I haven't congratulated you yet.
[16:46] (Flashback) Patient
I've heard you're being
promoted to High Cleric!
[16:50] (Flashback) Zem
That's a strange rumor to spread
about a young kid like me.
[16:55] (Flashback) Priest
Out of the way!
[16:56] (Flashback) Priest
Is Zem here?!
[16:59] (Flashback) Zem
What's going on?
[17:01] (Flashback) Zem
Miril! What's wrong?
[17:04] (Flashback) Zem
Poor thing...
[17:06] (Flashback) Zem
Who did this?
[17:08] (Flashback) Priest B
Don't play dumb!
[17:10] (Flashback) Priest B
You were even paying her!
[17:14] (Flashback) Zem
M-Miril!
[17:16] (Flashback) Miril
I believed in you, Father Zem!
[17:23] (Flashback) Zem
Miril...
[17:31] (Flashback) Guard
Are you too good for the
food here, Your Holiness?
[17:35] Zem
Three months.
[17:37] Zem
I was in there for three months
before being banished.
[17:40] Zem
Nobody believed I was innocent.
[17:43] (Flashback) Citizen
Get out of our city, pervert!
[17:48] (Flashback) Patient
I was a fool to believe in you!
[18:01] (Flashback) Velkia
Oh, Father! Welcome!
[18:04] (Flashback) Velkia
Are you on a pilgrimage?
[18:08] (Flashback) Zem
Something like that.
[18:14] (Flashback) Zem
Are you in need of healing?
[18:38] (Flashback) Velkia
Did you sleep well?
[18:41] (Flashback) Velkia
Thanks to you, the pain in my back is gone.
[18:44] (Flashback) Velkia
You saw for yourself, right?
[18:56] (Flashback) Zem
You shouldn't overwork yourself.
[18:57] (Flashback) Zem
Chronic back pain takes time to heal.
[19:03] (Flashback) Velkia
You'll have to stay here
a little longer, then.
[19:07] (Flashback) Velkia
That was a joke.
[19:08] (Flashback) Velkia
You should go to Labyrinth City
and become an adventurer.
[19:14] (Flashback) Velkia
Make friends. Fall in love.
[19:17] (Flashback) Velkia
Let loose once in a while.
[19:20] (Flashback) Velkia
Go out and see the world.
[19:23] (Flashback) Velkia
You're not a criminal.
[19:28] (Flashback) Velkia
Right?
[19:29] (Flashback) Zem
But I...
[19:33] (Flashback) Velkia
Oh, I've got something for you.
[19:41] (Flashback) Zem
I can't accept this.
[19:44] (Flashback) Velkia
Think of it as a donation
to the church, Father.
[19:48] (Flashback) Zem
"Former" Father.
[19:51] (Flashback) Velkia
Some idiot stayed here once and left
it as collateral for the room charge.
[19:57] (Flashback) Velkia
You have to live, don't you?
[20:00] (Flashback) Zem
Right.
[20:01] Nick
And then you took a bit too much of
a liking to the ladies, is that it?
[20:05] Zem
That's a rude way to put it,
but yes, essentially.
[20:11] Tiana
Maybe all guys are like that.
[20:17] Nick
Well, I can't believe
everything you guys say.
[20:21] Nick
They're just stories told over a mug of beer.
[20:24] Nick
Stories from people I'll never
see again after tonight.
[20:28] Nick
It's the same for you all, right?
[20:30] Tiana
Yes, that's true.
[20:33] Zem
I'm actually going to defeat
the Demon King after this.
[20:39] Nick
And?
[20:41] Nick
Is it your turn?
[20:45] Curran
I...
[20:51] Curran
Something important was stolen from me...
[20:56] Curran
By the person who was
most important to me...
[20:59] Curran
So I says to the guy, I says,
"You can't take it!"
[21:03] Zem
She's falling-down drunk...
[21:05] Curran
Are you listening?
[21:06] Zem
Yes, I'm listening!
[21:08] Curran
So anyway, I says to him...
[21:13] (Flashback) Claudine
Wow...
[21:16] (Flashback) Claudine
You're the best!
[21:19] (Flashback) Claudine
So,
[21:21] (Flashback) Claudine
let's break up, then!
[21:22] (Flashback) Nick
What are you talking about?
[21:26] (Flashback) Leon
Girls don't like pushy guys!
[21:29] (Flashback) Nick
Why do you have that?!
[21:32] (Flashback) Claudine
Nick, you really were... the best
mark for a con I've ever met!
[21:36] (Flashback) Nick
Wait, Claudine!
[21:38] (Flashback) Nick
Tell me it's not true!
[21:43] Nick
Ow...
[21:51] Nick
Who are these people?
[21:54] Curran
I can't eat another bite...
[21:59] (Flashback) Nick; Zem; Curran; Tiana
You just can't trust anyone!
[22:05] Nick
So, who the hell are you?
[22:07] Nick
Get out of here.
[22:08] Nick
Also, where the hell am I?
[22:10] Tiana
I'm Tiana the mage, and this is my room.
[22:14] Tiana
You need to leave, not me.
[22:17] Nick
'Kay, bye.
[22:19] Zem
I've embarrassed myself so badly...
[22:20] Curran
Sorry.
[22:30] (Flashback) Agate
I-I'm an idol!
[22:36] Nick
Wait...
[22:40] Nick
Wait a second!
[22:41] Nick
Is this really okay?
[22:43] Zem
What?
[22:45] Nick
If we split up, can we make
enough money to survive?
[22:53] Nick
Whether it's being an idol otaku,
or eating too much fancy food,
[22:55] Nick
or gambling, or carousing with girls...
[22:58] Nick
We don't even know if we'll have enough
money to rent a room the next day,
[23:02] Nick
let alone do the things we love!
[23:04] Nick
Is it okay for us to just live like that?
[23:08] Nick
Are you okay with that?
[23:09] Nick
Do the things we love mean so little to us?
[23:14] Zem
But that doesn't mean...
[23:16] Nick
So why don't we...
[23:18] Nick
If the four of us can't trust anybody,
[23:20] Nick
why don't we all form a party together?
[23:23] Old Man Kizuna
Someday, the four of them
would go on to save the world.
[23:30] Old Man Kizuna
But that won't happen for
a long, long time...
SIGN Next time:
"The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!"
[23:35] Nick
Next time:
"The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!"
E2 - The Ultimate Party Is Formed? Survivors!
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[00:03] Receptionist
U-Um...
[00:05] Party
Yes?
[00:06] Vilma
Hey! Don't go making our
pretty little receptionist cry.
[00:12] Vilma
So you're Nick?
[00:14] Vilma
From Masters of War?
[00:17] Nick
Yeah. If you know me,
that'll make this fast.
[00:20] Vilma
Let's see...
[00:21] Vilma
Swashbuckler, Dragoon, Mage, Cleric.
[00:25] Vilma
A nicely balanced party.
[00:29] Vilma
Oh, so the survivor girl is back at it?
[00:35] Nick
What do you mean?
[00:37] Vilma
Her.
[00:39] Vilma
She achieved a miracle by coming back
alive alone from a C-Rank labyrinth.
[00:43] Vilma
The guilds talk about her.
[00:47] Nick
Survivor, huh?
[00:50] Curran
Survivor...
[00:52] Tiana
Curran?
[00:53] Vilma
I'm sure you've been through a lot,
[00:56] Vilma
but the most important ability an adventurer
can have is the ability to come back alive.
[01:02] Zem
To come back alive...
[01:05] Vilma
So what will you name your party?
[01:09] Nick
Survivors...
[01:12] Nick
We're going to come back
here alive, no matter what.
[01:16] Nick
So why don't we call ourselves "Survivors"?
[01:18] Zem
It's a little obvious.
[01:19] Tiana
But not bad.
[01:21] Curran
Survivors...
[01:23] Nick
Curran?
[01:25] Curran
I like it.
[01:27] Curran
It's important to be tough to kill!
[01:31] Vilma
So your name will be...
[01:33] Party
Survivors!
SIGN Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't
Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
SIGN Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't
Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
[03:05] Old Kizuna
It seems a miracle to me that
they met in that tavern that night.
[03:12] Old Kizuna
But now that they were a party,
what of their adventures?
[03:17] Nick
All right, one more time.
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[03:19] Nick
As disillusioned adventurers, we're going
to set out three laws for ourselves.
[03:24] Zem
"Laws" is a bit of an exaggeration.
[03:26] Curran
The Three Laws of the Survivors!
[03:28] Nick
What's the first, Tiana?
[03:30] Tiana
No interfering with other peoples' hobbies!
[03:32] Nick
Zem.
[03:33] Zem
Watch the money.
[03:34] Nick
Curran.
[03:35] Curran
Come back alive, no matter what.
[03:36] Nick
That's right.
[03:38] Nick
For the money, we'll all have a part in
keeping it safe, instead of just one person.
[03:42] Nick
I'll handle the books.
[03:44] Nick
Tiana checks what I put in the books
and holds the money we carry with us.
[03:46] Nick
Curran's in charge of the safe.
[03:47] Curran
I-I'm kind of nervous...
[03:50] Nick
I'll get you a really sturdy one
that can't be busted open
[03:52] Nick
with a sledgehammer, or even magic.
[03:54] Nick
And Zem will handle the key...
[03:55] Zem
Forcing.
[03:57] Zem
It's a technique used by magicians.
You're making it look like you're assigning roles,
[04:00] Zem
but actually arranging things
to benefit yourself.
[04:04] Nick
That's just what I wanted to hear!
[04:05] Nick
If anything else seems sketchy, tell me.
[04:07] Tiana
In fact...
[04:09] Tiana
It's actually Nick who's going to have the
hardest time getting into the safe like this.
[04:13] Nick
'Cause I'd have to get past you to do it.
[04:17] Zem
Why not try to break into the
safe while we're all asleep?
[04:20] Curran
I'm gonna eat so much yummy food!
[04:22] Tiana
Look. She's all set to steal from the party!
[04:25] Zem
You're being careful about this.
[04:28] Nick
I learned from my time at Masters of War
[04:32] Nick
that just putting someone in charge
of something isn't "trust".
[04:34] Nick
"Trust" means everyone recognizing that
the other person isn't out to hurt them.
[04:37] Zem
You're telling us to both trust,
and doubt, each other.
[04:42] Curran
Th-That's difficult.
[04:45] Nick
Curran.
[04:47] Nick
Can you bring yourself to believe in me?
[04:53] Curran
I'd like to, I think.
[04:58] Curran
But...
[04:59] Curran
It's hard to believe in someone.
And even harder to doubt them.
[05:05] Tiana
Believing in someone
is the easiest thing in the world.
[05:07] Zem
'Cause, in a sense, you're letting
someone else take charge of your fate.
[05:12] Nick
Yeah.
[05:13] Nick
And doing that is what brought us here.
[05:16] Nick
That's why we all need to be
very skeptical of each other.
[05:23] Curran
But... I want to believe in everyone.
[05:28] Tiana
Well...
[05:31] Nick
We feel the same way.
[05:33] Zem
We want to believe.
[05:40] Zem
The Sticky Aqueducts.
[05:42] Nick
We're starting at G-Rank, which means
we're only allowed access to three labyrinths.
[05:47] Nick
We need to go into two of them and defeat
the bosses there to be promoted to F-Rank.
[05:53] Tiana
It sounds easy, the way you're putting it.
[05:55] Nick
And it's not that hard, actually.
[05:57] Nick
They're basically practice areas
for us to learn the ropes.
[06:02] Zem
But Tiana and I have never
been in combat before.
[06:06] Tiana
And I can't imagine what I learned
at school being too useful here.
[06:09] Nick
True...
[06:11] Nick
I can't imagine someone
getting killed here...
[06:14] Nick
No, I suppose you might,
if you let yourself get cocky.
[06:21] Nick
There it is.
[06:23] Tiana
That?
[06:24] Nick
This is Survivors' first prey.
[06:28] Nick
A slime!
[06:29] Tiana
It's cuter than I expected.
[06:32] Curran
It's chewing grass!
[06:34] Curran
Is that grass yummy?
[06:35] Nick
It may look harmless,
but it'll eat anything.
[06:39] Nick
If it gets too big, it'll go to a farm
somewhere and start eating the cows.
[06:42] Zem
That would be a problem.
[06:44] Nick
That said...
[06:47] Nick
You can defeat a slime empty-handed
just by grabbing its core.
[06:49] Nick
This is where we'll get our money.
So make sure you don't leave any behind.
[06:54] Zem
Okay, Teacher Nick!
[07:00] Zem
Tiana, joining this party
is a gamble for you, right?
[07:04] Tiana
Hey!
[07:05] Tiana
Teacher Nick, Zem is interfering
with somebody's hobbies.
[07:09] Zem
Oh, that's right.
[07:12] Nick
If you're talking instead of paying
attention, you're going to regret it.
[07:15] Tiana
Okay, Teacher.
[07:19] Nick
Maybe we were right to
form a party together.
[07:24] Nick
Maybe, if I'm with them, I can...
[07:30] Zem
I know they're monsters, but it still feels
wrong to take a living creature's life.
[07:35] Nick
But if we don't get rid of the miasma,
[07:37] Nick
normal plants and animals
will become monsters, too.
[07:40] Tiana
If you don't cull the monsters
and get rid of the miasma,
[07:44] Tiana
the labyrinths will grow bigger.
[07:46] Tiana
You'll just have to keep
telling yourself that.
[07:48] Zem
But why do monsters attack people?
[07:52] Tiana
There's extensive research on trying
to communicate with monsters.
[07:56] Tiana
But all monsters, regardless
of type, attack people.
[07:59] Zem
So we have to fight them?
[08:02] Zem
That's kind of sad.
[08:04] Nick
Yeah.
[08:06] Nick
Just don't let your guard down.
[08:09] Tiana
But we've gone up a few floors,
[08:10] Tiana
and the only change we've seen is that
there's more of them and they've gotten faster.
[08:15] Tiana
I may not look it, but I've defeated
orcs and goblins, you know.
[08:23] Nick
The ones on this floor will
shoot sticky fluids at you,
[08:26] Nick
and if you step on them they have the
same lethal power as a banana peel.
[08:30] Nick
So as I was saying...
[08:32] Tiana
"Don't let your guard down."
[08:36] Tiana
I know.
[08:37] Tiana
No letting your guard down.
Your safety's your responsibility.
[08:40] Tiana
This was my fault.
[08:42] Tiana
Ow...
[08:44] Tiana
But...
[08:45] Tiana
I'm going to pay them back for that!
[08:47] Nick
Wait!
[08:48] Tiana
Icicle Dance!
[09:03] Tiana
Y-You're okay...
[09:08] Tiana
right?
[09:09] Tiana
I'm sorry I just fired off a spell like that,
but you should be more careful...
[09:13] Curran
I tried to believe in you!
[09:17] Curran
I wanted to believe in you, Tiana!
[09:23] Tiana
What? I-I'm trying, too...
[09:27] Curran
Next time...
[09:30] Curran
I might be the one to make a mistake.
[09:37] Tiana
What the hell?
[09:39] Tiana
I was trying to believe in you, too.
[09:52] Tiana
We're up to the top floor already?
[09:54] Nick
Everything that happens here
will teach you something.
[09:56] Nick
So stay focused until the very end.
[10:12] Zem
Nick! Nick!
[10:14] Zem
There's a really big one up ahead of us!
[10:16] Nick
That's a huge slime,
the boss of the Sticky Aqueducts.
[10:19] Nick
So here's his deal...
[10:20] Zem
Tiana?
[10:22] Tiana
I can deal with him myself!
[10:25] Nick
Well, I guess it's okay.
[10:29] Tiana
Ice Spear!
[10:39] Tiana
How about that?
[10:40] Nick
Get away, Tiana!
[10:58] Curran
I can't trust her.
[11:00] Zem
Huh? What was that?
[11:03] Nick
Huge slimes react to powerful magic
by sending slime everywhere.
[11:08] Tiana
If you'd just told me,
I could've done something.
[11:11] Nick
And if you'd told me what kind of magic you
were using, I could've given you advice.
[11:16] Nick
And Zem...
[11:17] Zem
Yes?
[11:19] Nick
You belong in the rear,
not the front, right?
[11:22] Zem
I felt guilty just sitting in the rear...
[11:25] Nick
No, that's your job.
[11:28] Nick
Or did you think it would be
faster to defeat it yourself
[11:31] Nick
instead of counting on your
fellow party members?
[11:34] Zem
That's right.
[11:39] Nick
I think this is a good time.
[11:44] Nick
This is every weapon I own.
[11:46] Nick
I'm good at unarmed combat,
with daggers, and with scouting.
[11:49] Nick
Also, I'm good with handling
items and bookkeeping.
[11:54] Nick
I don't know a damn thing about magic.
[11:56] Nick
And I can't use heavy weapons.
[11:59] Nick
Nor perform alchemy or healing spells.
[12:03] Tiana
Is this your way of showing us your secrets?
[12:07] Nick
You can't trust the people around you
[12:10] Nick
because you don't know
what they're capable of.
[12:12] Nick
I think if we better understood each other,
we might trust each other more.
[12:17] Tiana
So we're all supposed to
reveal our weaknesses?
[12:21] Nick
No.
[12:22] Nick
I know you've all got your reasons
for being the way you are,
[12:25] Nick
assuming we all believe
each other's stories.
[12:30] Nick
The one thing we all have in common
[12:32] Nick
is that someone exploited us
for what we're good at.
[12:35] Nick
Some people were jealous of our skills.
[12:37] Nick
Some people took advantage
of them to deceive us.
[12:40] Nick
That's how we became disillusioned,
[12:43] Nick
and that makes us reluctant
to reveal our true skills.
[12:47] Nick
So if you don't want to tell us,
you don't have to.
[12:51] Nick
Our time together is uncertain, but if you
want to talk at some point down the road,
[12:54] Nick
you can do it then.
[12:57] Nick
But instead... there's one
thing I want you to decide:
[13:01] Nick
what you hope to accomplish in this party.
[13:03] Curran
What I hope to accomplish...
[13:09] Zem
If you wanted to defeat me, it would be easy.
[13:11] Zem
Swords, fists, magic...
I'm weak to all those.
[13:14] Zem
But you wouldn't want to
take a long time doing it.
[13:18] Zem
'Cause I can heal small wounds with magic!
[13:22] Nick
Stop talking like somebody's
going to try and kill you.
[13:24] Zem
My apologies.
[13:42] Tiana
I'm a mage.
[13:44] Tiana
Wind and water are my best elements.
[13:47] Tiana
I can also use lightning
as a combination of the two.
[13:50] Tiana
I can use earth, as well,
but I'm not as strong with it.
[13:53] Tiana
And I can barely use fire magic at all.
[13:58] Tiana
I screwed up this morning.
[14:02] Tiana
I'm sorry.
[14:05] Tiana
I'm helpless against earth and fire attacks,
as well as quick attacks at close range.
[14:11] Curran
Why are you telling me this?
[14:13] Tiana
Oh, that's right.
[14:16] Tiana
You're good with fire and
close-range attacks.
[14:19] Curran
And?
[14:20] Tiana
No, I was just thinking I should've
kept my mouth shut. That's all.
[14:55] Tiana
Thanks.
[14:57] Curran
Too bad.
[15:00] Curran
I was planning on burning you
to a crisp... but I missed.
[15:06] Tiana
Well, don't miss next time.
[15:10] Tiana
Or I won't be able to trust you when
you're out fighting in front of me.
[15:16] Curran
Leave it to me.
[15:21] Nick
Okay, last up is the Goblin Forest.
[15:24] Nick
Mostly goblins live here.
[15:28] Nick
Goblins are weak individually,
but fight in packs.
[15:31] Nick
You need to make sure you don't get surrounded.
[15:37] Nick
You okay?
[15:40] Zem
I guess humanoid monsters aren't
as easy to defeat as slimes.
[15:44] Nick
They've got a degree of intelligence,
[15:46] Nick
so they can use simple words to
organize and attack in formation!
[15:51] Zem
I didn't realize how strong Nick was...
[15:54] Tiana
Idle talk will cost you three dinah!
[15:58] Zem
Thank you!
[16:00] Nick
That's most of them in this area.
[16:04] Nick
I'll check the surrounding area.
[16:06] Tiana
Oh, I can handle that.
[16:08] Tiana
Detect Magic!
[16:11] Tiana
There are 10 or so to the northeast
in about 500 meters...
[16:15] Tiana
I think.
[16:17] Tiana
They're spread out,
but the closest is there.
[16:21] Nick
How can you tell?
[16:22] Tiana
Detect Magic can find any traces of
magic within a three kilometer radius.
[16:27] Nick
You're amazing.
[16:30] Zem
Not many people could detect
magic across that wide an area.
[16:34] Tiana
I've learned we can't trust Nick, though.
[16:37] Zem
That's right.
[16:39] Nick
Why not?
[16:41] Tiana
When you told us about your skills,
you didn't say you could fight like that.
[16:45] Zem
You seem to have a major problem with
your ability to evaluate yourself.
[16:49] Curran
That's right!
[16:50] Curran
You were so strong, I barely
got to do anything!
[16:53] Zem
And I just shared my own weakness like an idiot.
[16:56] Nick
I mean, well...
[16:58] Tiana
What the hell?
[17:00] Nick
What's wrong?
[17:01] Tiana
One of them has way too
much magic to be a goblin.
[17:05] Tiana
Five times normal.
[17:07] Nick
That's bad.
[17:09] Zem
Any idea what it might be?
[17:11] Nick
An ogre, probably.
[17:13] Nick
An evolved version of a hobgoblin
that's vastly more powerful.
[17:17] Zem
And difficult even for you?
[17:20] Nick
Even if we work together,
if we're not careful... you know.
[17:24] Nick
We don't have enough experience
working together as a team.
[17:29] Zem
What should we do, then? Retreat?
[17:33] Nick
No, that's not an option.
[17:35] Nick
If we don't stop it here,
[17:37] Nick
that pack will absorb the others around it
[17:40] Nick
and finally start to attack
the people who live nearby.
[17:43] Nick
And more than anything... it's worth money.
[17:48] Zem
I hate to say it, but, yeah...
[17:50] Tiana
Ogres are highly resistant to magic, right?
[17:55] Tiana
I won't be able to do much
more than distract it.
[17:57] Nick
In the end, Curran and I will
just have to deal with it.
[18:02] Nick
The plan's simple.
[18:04] Nick
Tiana uses spells to distract it,
[18:06] Nick
Zem buffs with his magic,
[18:08] Nick
and Curran and I attack.
[18:10] Nick
But if we're going to break through
the tough skin of an ogre,
[18:14] Nick
Curran, we need your attack power.
[18:25] Curran
Don't worry. I'm fine.
[18:28] Nick
Okay, let's go.
[18:36] Curran
Tiana.
[18:38] Curran
I still don't fully trust you.
[18:42] Curran
I'd like to, but I don't know if I can.
[18:48] Tiana
Don't worry.
[18:51] Tiana
That's true for me, too...
[18:53] Tiana
No, for everybody, I'm sure.
[19:00] Tiana
We all think that.
[19:03] Tiana
We don't know if we can trust
each other... but we want to.
[19:10] Tiana
Here it comes.
[19:12] Tiana
Go. With your back turned towards me.
[19:15] Tiana
Can you do that?
[19:17] Curran
I can...
[19:20] Curran
I can do that much!
[19:23] Nick
Let's go!
[19:24] Zem
Unyielding Fortress! Iron Strength!
[19:29] Tiana
Icicle Dance!
[19:41] Ogre
Don't get cocky, humans!
[19:44] Ogre
Attack!
[19:47] Curran
What I want to accomplish...
[19:49] Curran
What I want to accomplish in this party...
[19:52] Curran
I knew that from the start!
[19:55] Curran
I want to believe in everyone!
[20:00] Curran
She apologized instead of blaming me
for running out in front.
[20:05] Curran
She's a noble!
[20:07] Curran
She's probably never had
to apologize to anyone!
[20:12] Curran
I won't look behind me!
[20:14] Curran
I'll believe! I'll believe to the end!
[20:28] Curran
I'll...
[20:31] Curran
believe and believe and believe and believe!
[20:34] Curran
Fire Dragon Strike!
[20:50] Curran
Well? I did it!
[20:52] Curran
See? Turning my back on Tiana
was as easy as eating happonyaki!
[20:56] Tiana
Oh? This might not be the only
chance I get to aim at you.
[21:00] Curran
Really?
[21:02] Curran
I won't let you beat me!
[21:04] Tiana
Look forward to it.
[21:06] Zem
Do those two not like each other?
[21:11] Nick
Maybe not.
[21:21] Nick
Want to help, guys?
[21:23] Tiana
I don't get involved with
people's private hobbies.
[21:27] Nick
I'm not doing it because it's my hobby!
[21:29] Zem
We have to do it if we want to get paid.
[21:33] Tiana
It's tough being an adventurer.
[21:35] Curran
It's easy when you get used to it.
[21:42] Calios
You don't have to learn anything, Curran.
[21:46] Curran
They didn't teach me anything last time.
[21:50] Nick
Whew, that was close.
[21:51] Nick
This one was in the process of evolving.
[21:53] Nick
If we'd had another ogre,
it would've been bad.
[21:57] Nick
It's stuck on!
[22:00] Nick
Damn it!
[22:04] Nick
Sorry, you okay?
[22:06] Curran
Y-Yeah...
[22:10] Curran/Nick
"Crack"?
SIGN Next time:
"Curran's Secret"
[23:36] Tiana
Next time: "Curran's Secret".
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[00:32] Curran
It wasn't a dream, then?
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[02:09] Curran
Dragonians are a proud race, with a destiny.
[02:13] Curran
Their destiny is to serve the human who
will become the hero, and save the world.
[02:20] Shopkeep
You can hold them in your hands
for a better look, miss.
[02:29] Curran
How much is this?
[02:31] Shopkeep
20,000 dinah.
[02:34] Curran
20,000...
[02:35] Shopkeep
Sorry. No discounts.
[02:44] Curran
Wh-What's wrong?
[02:46] Shopkeep
You're a Dragonian! You need to be careful!
[02:50] Shopkeep
I can't sell it, now that it's damaged.
[02:53] Curran
I didn't do it!
[02:55] Curran
It wasn't me!
[02:56] Shopkeep
It's okay to be careless, occasionally.
[02:58] Shopkeep
But it's not nice to lie.
[03:01] Curran
B-But...
[03:02] Shopkeep
You look like you just came out
of the backwoods,
[03:05] Shopkeep
but here in the Labyrinth City,
we take these things seriously.
[03:10] Shopkeep
I'm not a monster.
I know you didn't mean it.
[03:15] Shopkeep
I'll let it slide if you
buy it for half price.
[03:18] Shopkeep
Or would you rather we take
this to the Solar Knights?
[03:23] Calios
I told you to talk to me when
you go shopping, Curran.
[03:27] Curran
Calios!
[03:29] Shopkeep
That Dragonian girl ruined
a 20,000 dinah pendant!
[03:35] Shopkeep
I can't sell it now...
[03:37] Curran
C-Calios...
[03:39] Calios
Try scratching this pendant.
[03:43] Shopkeep
Wh-What?!
[03:45] Calios
You can't sell it anyway, right?
[03:47] Calios
So who cares what she does with it?
[03:49] Shopkeep
That's only if I get my 10,000 dinah!
[03:54] Calios
Sure, I'll pay for it.
[03:56] Calios
You know what'll happen
if I do, though, right?
[03:59] Calios
Just try it.
[04:17] Calios
Can you make a smaller scratch on it?
[04:19] Curran
N-No.
[04:22] Calios
You heard the lady.
[04:24] Calios
You were likely trying to foist damaged
goods on her, but you picked the wrong girl.
[04:28] Shopkeep
I-It's got nothing to do with you!
[04:30] Calios
I'm the one who paid the money.
[04:32] Shopkeep
Wh-What are you doing?!
[04:35] Calios
It's an old con.
[04:38] Calios
He swapped it for the damaged pendant,
to make it look like you'd done it.
[04:44] Calios
So, you wanted to take this
to the Solar Knights, right?
[04:48] Shopkeep
No, well...
[04:51] Calios
Curran, do you want this pendant?
[04:53] Curran
Y-Yes...
[04:55] Calios
I'm taking this in exchange
for not turning you in.
[04:58] Calios
And you'll give me back the
gold piece I just gave you.
[05:01] Shopkeep
Damn it!
[05:04] Calios
Here you go.
[05:09] Curran
Calios...
[05:13] Curran
Dragonians are a proud race, with a destiny.
[05:16] Curran
Their destiny is to serve the human who
will become the hero, and save the world.
[05:21] Curran
I believed that it was him. I worshiped
him and gave him everything I had.
[05:27] Curran
I believed in him completely. And every
day I spent with him was wonderful.
[05:47] Calios
Are you ready, Curran?
[05:50] Calios
What's all that gear?
[05:52] Calios
You won't be able to beat our foe
today without light equipment.
[05:55] Curran
But...
[05:58] Calios
Nobody's brave enough to
try and steal from you!
[06:03] Calios
And we'll be coming back alive,
no matter what, right?
[06:08] Curran
Yeah.
[06:10] Curran
You're right.
[06:11] Curran
Ten years after the war,
with the world at peace,
[06:15] Curran
I was so lucky to meet
someone I could serve.
[06:20] Curran
Fire Dragon Strike!
[06:29] Mage
Amazing, Curran! You're incredible!
[06:32] Cleric
You're even stronger than S-Rank!
[06:36] Calios
Well done, Curran!
[06:46] Curran
You sure I don't have to help?
[06:49] Cleric
Don't take any more of our jobs, okay?
[06:52] Mage
You've got that right!
[06:55] Calios
That's the right thing to say.
I'm happy you feel that way.
[06:59] Calios
But an adventurer has to trust their party.
[07:04] Curran
Yes, but...
[07:06] Calios
If you're not good at something,
leave it to somebody else.
[07:09] Calios
Just do the things you're good at.
[07:14] Calios
I'm counting on you, Curran.
[07:17] Curran
Of course! Leave it to me, Calios!
[07:24] Calios
We're almost to the pot snake.
[07:27] Calios
It's wary, and if it hides in its pot,
magic won't work on it.
[07:32] Calios
But if you smash into its pot,
it'll get angry and come out.
[07:35] Calios
That's where you come in!
[07:37] Calios
Of course, it'll attack whoever comes at it.
[07:39] Calios
But we'll do everything
we can to protect you.
[07:42] Cleric
Believe in us!
[07:43] Curran
Okay! Leave it to me, Calios!
[08:04] Calios
Great, Curran!
[08:05] Curran
Thanks!
[08:15] Calios
Okay, back her up!
[08:29] Curran
Calios, what's that?!
[08:31] Calios
It's just trying to scare you!
[08:33] Calios
Stay focused!
[08:34] Calios
We'll get ready to deal the killing blow!
[08:36] Calios
Keep it occupied!
[08:37] Curran
O-Okay!
[08:44] Curran
Calios, are you ready yet?
[08:49] Curran
Calios!
[08:57] Curran
Calios, help...
[09:10] Calios
It builds up powerful poison in its body
that it will unleash in emergencies.
[09:15] Calios
But after that, it becomes temporarily weak.
[09:22] Calios
Which means we can handle
the rest on our own.
[09:25] Calios
Thank you, Curran.
[09:27] Curran
Wh-Why?
[09:30] Mage
She's still talking!
[09:33] Calios
Dragonians are a scary race. They're tough.
[09:37] Calios
Now, let's get what we came for and go home!
[09:41] Curran
Help me...
[09:43] Curran
Calios!
[09:45] Cleric
I can't hold it all!
[09:48] Curran
Wait, Calios!
[10:06] Curran
The Dragon King's Jewel...
[10:08] Curran
I need it back...
[10:11] (Flashback) Curran's Father
I used the finest materials and spent
a year empowering it with magic.
[10:15] (Flashback) Curran's Father
It will stay with you your whole life,
and grow alongside you.
[10:20] Curran
I need to protect it...
[10:33] Innkeeper
Weren't you with Calios?
[10:36] Adventurers
She came back?
[10:37] Adventurers
She's alive?
[10:39] Adventurers
I can't believe it!
[10:42] Curran
Wh-Where's Calios?
[10:45] Innkeeper
Um... well...
[10:49] Innkeeper
He said you died in the labyrinth.
[10:54] Curran
My things!
[10:55] Curran
Where are my things?!
[10:57] Innkeeper
Calios said something about sending
them back to your family!
[11:06] (Flashback) Calios
I'm counting on you, Curran.
[11:56] Curran
Food...
[11:59] Curran
Maybe I should eat.
[12:05] Curran
Is this enough?
[12:10] Fifs
Excuse me.
[12:21] Clerk
Welcome!
[12:25] Fifs
One pork ginger plate.
[12:27] Clerk
Sure thing!
[12:29] Men
Hey, isn't that...
[12:31] Men
Yeah, it's him!
Fifs, the Solo Eater!
[12:36] Curran
Fifs...
[12:37] Clerk
Here you go!
[12:57] Curran
He's so cool!
[13:00] Clerk
Welcome!
[13:06] Curran
One pork ginger plate.
[13:08] Clerk
Okay, chef, whip up another
pork ginger plate!
[13:11] Curran
After that, I would hear people talking about
him every time I came into the restaurant.
[13:17] Curran
He was so strong that the guild let
him go into the labyrinths solo.
[13:22] Curran
His registered party name
was "The Solo Eater".
[13:26] Curran
They all called him Fifs, the Solo Eater.
[13:52] Curran
Yum!
SIGN À la carte
SIGN Soups
SIGN Beetlemania Stew
SIGN Jellied Jell-Jell Tortoise
SIGN Trial-By-Fire Tarwhine
SIGN Seafood Skewers
SIGN Lamb Skewers
SIGN Water Dragon Baked in Oven
[14:22] Fifs
I always say that you've gotta
try this place's lamb skewers.
SIGN Beetlemania Stew
SIGN Jellied Jell-Jell Tortoise
SIGN Trial-By-Fire Tarwhine
SIGN Seafood Skewers
SIGN Lamb Skewers
SIGN Water Dragon Baked in Oven
SIGN Soups
[14:28] Fifs
Oh, and don't forget the
stewed beef and beets soup.
SIGN Egg (Chicken, Quail, Lizard)
SIGN Infinite Wakame
SIGN Glorious Doppleganger Mushroom Soup
SIGN Stewed Beef & Beets
SIGN Hellswallow's Soup
SIGN Daily Market Price
[14:32] Fifs
Yes, the one that's the second
from the bottom on the menu!
[14:58] Fifs
I guess it's time to get a new coat!
[15:00] Fifs
It wouldn't do to visit a fancy
restaurant in a dirty coat!
[15:21] Drunk
Oh, yeah, the bathroom's over there.
[15:28] Fifs
That's my life.
[15:34] Fifs
Thanks. I should've been more careful.
[15:37] Curran
N...
[15:38] Curran
N-No, thank you!
[15:42] Fifs
The food here's just too good.
That's my problem.
[15:45] Fifs
I'd recommend the shrimp
and mushrooms in olive oil,
[15:48] Fifs
but I'll try that next time I come by.
[15:54] Curran
No, thank you, Fifs.
[15:57] Curran
You taught me a lot about
how to enjoy good food.
[16:04] Curran
That was the last time I saw Fifs.
[16:07] Curran
From what I heard, he's somewhere
out there in the labyrinths.
[16:13] Curran
Being betrayed and stolen from
opened a hole in my heart.
[16:16] Curran
And delicious food did
a good job filling it.
[16:23] Curran
Which meant my new enemy would be food.
[16:26] Curran
Good food costs money.
[16:29] Curran
And I needed to make money.
[16:44] Nick
This one's...
[16:46] Nick
No, it's more...
[16:50] Nick
No, I think it was smaller...
[16:53] Nick
Why didn't she get mad back then?
[17:00] Nick
The fact that she didn't
just makes it scarier...
[17:03] Agate
It's the stray dog!
[17:04] Nick
Don't call me that!
[17:06] Agate
Oh, you're not quite as
stray as you were before.
[17:10] Nick
A-Ah... Aga—
[17:14] Agate
You don't think that means
she really doesn't care?
[17:18] Nick
Yeah, but she might be really
mad and not showing it.
[17:22] Agate
But how would you or anybody else know?
[17:25] Nick
True, but...
[17:28] Agate
Why not ask her where they
sell it or something?
[17:33] Nick
You're acting like it's not your problem...
[17:35] Agate
It's not.
[17:36] Nick
True.
[17:38] Agate
You're being selfish.
[17:40] Agate
You don't care what she thinks.
[17:43] Agate
You want to apologize by
giving her something.
[17:46] Agate
That's selfish, isn't it?
[17:49] Agate
But I think that's okay.
[17:52] Agate
I'm sure the reason I talked to you
that day was that I'm selfish, too.
[17:57] Agate
If you're not going to be able to
move on until this is dealt with,
[18:01] Agate
then why not just be selfish?
[18:04] Nick
That's one way to put it.
[18:07] Agate
Your gift to her should be you, yourself.
[18:11] Nick
Me, myself?
[18:25] Nick
That looks good!
[18:28] Curran
Nick! This is happonyaki!
[18:31] Curran
It's little balls of fried flour with
chopped up eight-legs inside it!
[18:36] Curran
Here!
[18:43] Curran
That's what everybody does!
[18:44] Nick
My throat's burning so bad,
I could breathe fire!
[18:47] Nick
You sure this isn't just for Dragonians?
[18:49] Curran
Maybe it is!
[18:51] Curran
Oh, and the little floaty
things on top are alive.
[18:55] Curran
Make sure you chew thoroughly or
they'll eat you from the inside out!
[18:58] Nick
I already swallowed it!
[19:03] Nick
She's laughing so cheerfully...
[19:05] Nick
This must be who Curran is, normally.
[19:10] Nick
Do you like birds, Curran?
[19:13] Curran
I do.
[19:15] Nick
Y-You do?
[19:16] Curran
With sauce, or with salt!
[19:19] Curran
Especially with that crispy skin.
[19:21] Nick
No, I mean like, swans...
[19:26] Curran
I don't know, 'cause I've never had one.
[19:31] Curran
But as much as anybody, I guess?
[19:34] Nick
As much as anybody...
[19:35] Curran
Listen, you really don't need
to worry about that pendant.
[19:40] Nick
But...
[19:41] Curran
I'm a lot better off this way.
[19:48] Curran
I'm a lot better off this way.
[19:53] Nick
Oh.
[19:55] Curran
Nick.
[19:57] Curran
It's going to get cold.
[19:59] Nick
Oh.
[20:01] Nick
Aah!
[20:03] Nick
It's burning hot!
[20:08] Adventurer A
Hey, Survivors!
[20:10] Adventurer B
I heard you got to F-Rank!
[20:11] Adventurer B
Looks like you're doing well!
[20:17] Adventurer C
You're a cutie, mister.
[20:21] Adventurer D
Doc, that medicine really worked!
[20:30] Adventurer E
Oh, Curran!
[20:32] Adventurer F
Come over and let's have a drink!
[20:33] Curran
Sure! Let's have another drinking party!
[20:37] Nick
It's kinda loud.
[20:39] Zem
Yes...
[20:41] Adventurer G
Miss, come on an adventure with me!
[20:43] Adventurer H
I-I'm in love with you!
[20:45] Adventurer H
Be my girlfriend, please!
[20:47] Tiana
Why's it so busy?
[20:50] Tiana
And what are you doing here?
[20:56] Curran
It's strange...
[20:58] Curran
I never could've imagined the first time I
sat down here that I'd feel so at peace.
[21:05] Curran
It's so warm...
[21:07] Curran
It was probably like this on that day.
[21:44] Receptionist
Um...
[21:46] Receptionist
Can we have a little talk?
[21:50] Party
Search the Labyrinth of Bonds?
[21:54] Tiana
What's that?
[21:55] Vilma
There's something I want you to find for me.
[21:59] Nick
Don't keep us waiting. What is it?
[22:01] Vilma
The sacred blade, the "Sword of Bonds".
[22:06] Old Man Kizuna
Now, whether they took this job or not
[22:11] Old Man Kizuna
would determine their fates
for the rest of their lives...
[23:36] Tiana
Next time: "The Labyrinth of Bonds".
SIGN Next time:
"The Labyrinth of Bonds"
E4 - The Labyrinth of Bonds
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[00:07] Vilma
If you bring me the Sword of Bonds,
I'll pay a fine price for it.
[00:11] (Flashback) Nick
And if we can't find it?
[00:13] (Flashback) Vilma
30,000 dinah per excursion.
[00:18] (Flashback) Zem
For a beginner-level labyrinth?
[00:20] (Flashback) Tiana
That's quite the offer.
[00:22] (Flashback) Nick
And if we do find this "Sword of Bonds",
[00:25] (Flashback) Nick
I don't want you claiming
[00:26] (Flashback) Nick
it's in bad condition, or we got
the wrong one, or something.
[00:29] (Flashback) Nick
Let's make this more specific.
[00:33] (Flashback) Vilma
You're so suspicious.
[00:35] (Flashback) Nick
First, a map and a list
of monsters in the area.
[00:38] (Flashback) Nick
You tell us all the places that
have already been searched.
[00:40] (Flashback) Nick
Give us details on the sword, too.
[00:41] (Flashback) Nick
And guarantee us a minimum
price regardless of condition.
[00:44] (Flashback) Nick
And we need that all in writing.
[00:59] Zem
So we're looking for a sword
that amplifies a party's power
[01:03] Zem
based on the bonds between them.
[01:06] Zem
It's ironic, isn't it?
[01:07] Tiana
I think it's perfect for us.
[01:09] Curran
That's right. We're trusting
each other more and more!
[01:12] Zem
That's good to hear.
[01:29] Zem
Automatic lighting, a corridor
built with everything at almost
[01:32] Zem
obsessive-compulsive levels
of regular spacing.
[01:34] Zem
What kind of civilization was this?
[01:37] Tiana
Even the monsters are artificial.
[01:41] Nick
There might be secret passages.
Let's keep an eye out.
[01:44] Tiana
Yeah.
[01:45] Curran
True.
[01:50] Sword of Bonds
New adventurers? I wonder if they
can make it all the way here.
SIGN Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't
Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
SIGN Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't
Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
SIGN "The Labyrinth of Bonds"
SIGN "The Labyrinth of Bonds"
SIGN "The Labyrinth of Bonds"
SIGN "The Labyrinth of Bonds"
SIGN "The Labyrinth of Bonds"
SIGN "The Labyrinth of Bonds"
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[03:36] Zem
Now we go straight ahead for a bit.
[03:38] Nick
Roger.
[03:45] Nick
Hold up.
[03:48] Nick
What's that?
[03:51] Zem
There're lamps at dead ends,
just like our information said.
[03:54] Nick
No, didn't the documents we
got say the lamps were red?
[03:59] Zem
True.
[04:02] Tiana
Wait!
[04:03] Nick
Our mission is to explore.
[04:06] Nick
We should be thorough.
[04:08] Nick
And also...
[04:10] Zem
You smell money?
[04:13] Nick
That's part of it, but this is weird, isn't it?
[04:16] Curran
Nick!
[04:17] Zem
Nick!
[04:18] Tiana
That was just supposed to be a wall!
[04:24] Sword of Bonds
Now, here's where you're
going to run into problems.
[04:33] Tiana
Are we supposed to find it inside all these?
[04:36] Nick
No.
[04:43] Nick
It's that one.
[04:44] Zem
Nick?
[04:51] Nick
This way.
[04:57] Tiana
Wait.
[04:58] Tiana
Detect Magic.
[05:06] Tiana
There's no magic within a
one-kilometer radius at a minimum.
[05:11] Tiana
I'm not sure if that means it's safe,
or if somebody is blocking the search.
[05:21] Nick
So we'll have to find out who
"someone" is and report that, too.
[05:27] Curran
I-Is that it?
[05:34] Sword of Bonds
Adventurers!
[05:35] Nick
What?
[05:37] Sword of Bonds
You've overcome great trials
to reach this corridor.
[05:43] Sword of Bonds
You are worthy of possessing my power!
[05:43] Nick
Is this what's talking?
[05:46] Tiana
Is this the Sword of Bonds?
[05:46] Sword of Bonds
Be your foe man, beast, angel, or devil,
this power will lead you to a glorious...
[05:48] Nick
I don't think so.
[05:50] Sword of Bonds
Yes, a glorious victory!
[05:50] Zem
I don't see an actual blade.
[05:52] Curran
Think it's broken?
[05:53] Sword of Bonds
You're listening, aren't you?!
[05:55] Tiana
Hey, you think this is a magic sword?
[05:58] Nick
A magic sword?
[06:00] Nick
I don't know what good it'll
do without a blade, though.
[06:03] Curran
It's broken.
[06:04] Tiana
With some of these, the wielder's
magic actually forms the blade.
[06:08] Zem
Is that how this one works?
[06:10] Curran
It's broken.
[06:11] Sword of Bonds
Who do you think I am?
[06:14] Nick
No idea.
[06:15] Nick
We're busy looking for the Sword of Bonds.
[06:18] Nick
We don't have time to learn
the names of broken swords...
[06:20] Sword of Bonds
I am the legendary Sword
of Bonds which you seek.
[06:26] Sword of Bonds
I am the finest masterpiece
of the Terane Magic Armory...
[06:29] Nick
The hell you are.
[06:31] Sword of Bonds
What?
[06:32] Curran
We weren't looking for any broken swords!
[06:34] Tiana
We don't know for sure that it's broken.
[06:35] Sword of Bonds
I am not broken!
[06:37] Zem
Guys, let's listen to the nice old man...
[06:41] Sword of Bonds
How dare you call me a "nice old man"?!
[06:44] Zem
I was trying to help you!
[06:46] Tiana
Zem, calm down.
[06:48] Zem
Sorry, I was just caught off guard by
a sword talking like it was normal.
[06:52] Sword of Bonds
I am a proud sacred blade! I only help
those who value justice and friendship.
[06:58] Sword of Bonds
I am the Terane Magic Armory's
greatest masterpiece.
[07:02] Sword of Bonds
The Angel-Class Psychic Weapon.
Product Name: The Sword of Bonds.
[07:06] Zem
Product Name?
[07:08] Sword of Bonds
That was also the project name.
[07:09] Nick
Cool. Very cool.
[07:11] Nick
Now, don't make a fuss. We promise not
to drop you before you're in the bag.
[07:14] Sword of Bonds
You're not going to equip me?
[07:16] Nick
I only use short swords.
[07:18] Sword of Bonds
How about the Dragonian girl?
[07:20] Curran
I only use my Dragonbone Sword.
[07:23] Sword of Bonds
You didn't come here in search of me?
[07:25] Nick
Sure we did.
[07:28] Sword of Bonds
Then shouldn't you be rejoicing?
[07:31] Sword of Bonds
Wait, what are you going to do with me?
[07:34] Nick
What else?
[07:37] All
Sell you.
[07:41] Sword of Bonds
No!
[07:44] Curran
The contract says we only get
half the money if it's busted.
[07:47] Sword of Bonds
Wait! I don't want to end up
in some warehouse somewhere!
[07:50] Sword of Bonds
Do you have any idea how many years
[07:52] Sword of Bonds
I've wasted after being deceived
by those liars at the guild?
[07:55] Tiana
"Liars"? "Deceived"? What do you mean?
[07:59] Sword of Bonds
The guild sealed me in a labyrinth,
[08:01] Sword of Bonds
saying it would help me find
someone worthy to wield me.
[08:05] Sword of Bonds
But I waited and waited, and nobody came.
[08:09] Sword of Bonds
And do you know why?
[08:10] Sword of Bonds
Because they never intended
to let anyone have me.
[08:17] Nick
I'm sympathetic, sure,
but we've got bills to pay.
[08:21] Sword of Bonds
Yes, if you sell me, you'll get
enough money to last ten lifetimes.
[08:25] Sword of Bonds
But if I travel with you, I can
provide you with unparalleled power!
[08:31] Tiana
If we've got all that money,
we won't need to adventure, right?
[08:37] Sword of Bonds
I want to apologize for something.
[08:41] Sword of Bonds
The Guardian system has been activated.
[08:44] Nick
I don't speak Ancient. What does that mean?
[08:47] Sword of Bonds
In other words, my guardian has awakened.
[08:52] Sword of Bonds
You won't be able to leave this hall
without defeating the Amalgam Golem.
[08:57] Nick
Amalgam Golem?
[09:20] Tiana
Icicle Dance!
[09:25] Curran
It's working!
[09:29] Sword of Bonds
Wait, Dragonian girl!
[09:36] Nick
Something's wrong!
[09:37] Nick
Get away, Curran!
[09:51] Nick
Curran!
[09:54] Nick
Crap. If we're not careful,
the Survivors are all going to die here,
[09:58] Nick
in a beginner labyrinth!
[10:03] Nick
Retreat! Head for the exit!
[10:05] Nick
Hurry!
[10:13] Nick
Damn it! Nothing's working!
[10:16] Nick
But while I'm attacking it,
it's focusing on me.
[10:19] Nick
I have to let everybody get away
while it's coming after me.
[10:23] Sword of Bonds
Its body is comprised of nanomachines.
[10:26] Sword of Bonds
Ranged or sharp weapons won't touch it.
[10:29] Nick
Which means?
[10:30] Sword of Bonds
Use me as your blade!
[10:32] Sword of Bonds
You can do what you want with me
after you make it out of here.
[10:36] Sword of Bonds
This is my first and last
request, as a weapon.
[10:40] Nick
I can't promise what happens
to you after we leave.
[10:42] Sword of Bonds
Then the contract is made.
[10:50] Tiana
Ice Spear!
[10:54] Tiana
It's no good! It's not even budging!
[10:56] Tiana
Magic and physical attacks aren't working!
[11:00] Sword of Bonds
Hmm...
[11:02] Tiana
That's...
[11:03] Zem
The power of the sacred blade.
[11:05] Curran
It wasn't broken?
[11:06] Sword of Bonds
That girl will do nicely.
[11:08] Sword of Bonds
Nick, was it? Envision her in your
mind and shout this word: "Union"!
[11:15] Nick
Envision Curran?
[11:18] Sword of Bonds
Just do it! "Union"!
[11:21] Nick
Union, right?
[11:24] Nick
Okay.
[11:26] Nick
Union!
[11:30] Nick
Huh?
[11:32] Nick
You tricked me, you old bastard!
[11:34] Sword of Bonds
That's strange.
[11:36] Sword of Bonds
You met the conditions to use it!
[11:40] Nick
It's working?
[11:41] Sword of Bonds
Even my blade can't kill it!
[11:44] Sword of Bonds
Below you!
[11:47] Nick
What is this thing?!
[11:54] All
Nick!
[11:58] Zem
We'll have to deal with it ourselves.
[12:01] Curran
But our attacks don't work.
[12:04] Tiana
What about this?
[12:06] Tiana
Freezing!
[12:16] Curran
It stopped.
[12:17] Tiana
I tried freezing it, instead of attacking it.
[12:20] Tiana
Curran, go get Nick!
[12:22] Curran
Okay!
[12:30] Tiana
It's trying to get free by discarding
the parts of itself that froze?
[12:45] Zem
Quick Heal!
[12:46] Tiana
Freezing!
[12:48] Tiana
We can't do anything more than buy time.
[12:51] Tiana
But we have to do it anyway!
[12:56] Zem
Let's show them what a
pair of casters can do!
[13:14] Nick
I guess I broke a few bones, huh?
[13:17] Nick
Unyielding Fortress's duration ran out, too.
[13:19] Curran
Nick, where are you?!
[13:22] Nick
Curran! Are you guys okay up there?
[13:25] Curran
The two of them are buying time!
[13:28] Nick
If we lose one more person, we're finished.
[13:30] Nick
Take them and run!
[13:33] Nick
We need to get out of here!
[13:35] Nick
Getting as many people back alive as
possible is what the Survivors do!
[13:39] Curran
Not "as many people as possible".
[13:41] Curran
We all go back together!
[13:42] Nick
You can't survive if you keep
hoping for the impossible!
[13:45] Curran
We're all going back together!
[13:53] Nick
I'm sorry...
[14:02] Nick
for breaking your pendant...
[14:06] Curran
I told you...
[14:07] Nick
You said not to worry about it,
but it was important to you, wasn't it?
[14:13] Curran
My last party leader gave it to me.
[14:17] Curran
I wanted to throw it away,
but I just couldn't do it.
[14:22] Curran
I was never able to believe it...
[14:25] Curran
That I was tricked,
that they left me to die...
[14:30] Curran
I never could believe it...
[14:35] Curran
I kept hoping that one day I'd wake up
and Calios would be there like always,
[14:38] Curran
and that we'd go back to
adventuring like we always did.
[14:45] Curran
Seeing the pendant made me
want to believe in Calios,
[14:49] Curran
even if I knew I was just
running away from reality.
[14:54] Curran
I knew it, but I couldn't
forget my days with Calios.
[15:00] Curran
I chose to spend my time with my memories,
instead of with the people around me.
[15:04] Curran
It was...
[15:06] Curran
It was so much fun!
[15:11] Curran
So when the pendant broke that day...
[15:16] Curran
it wasn't a bad thing for me at all.
[15:20] Nick
Curran.
[15:22] Curran
It wasn't a bad thing at all.
[15:35] Sword of Bonds
Nick, say the word again.
[15:44] Tiana
Freezing!
[15:47] Zem
Unyielding Fortress! Quick Heal!
[15:49] Zem
Unyielding Fortress! Unyielding Fortress!
[15:52] Tiana
That's enough, Zem.
[15:53] Zem
But... But...
[15:55] Tiana
Use the rest of your spells
when Nick gets back.
[15:59] Tiana
I'm done for.
[16:01] Zem
But... But...!
[16:05] Zem
This can't... This can't be how it ends!
[16:08] Tiana
We did great, didn't we?
[16:11] Tiana
We did all this without Nick and Curran.
[16:18] Tiana
Don't you dare smirk at us!
[16:40] Sword of Bonds
He has a core that controls his movements.
[16:43] Sword of Bonds
The core moves at random
throughout its liquid metal body,
[16:47] Sword of Bonds
keeping it perfectly safe at all times!
[17:00] Sword of Bonds
But the lesson here is this: nothing
can save you from ultimate power.
[17:22] Zem
Nick!
[17:23] Tiana
Curran!
[17:34] Nick
Ignition!
[17:37] Vilma
An aura blade, just like we were told.
[17:43] Curran
Wow, it looks just like the real thing!
[17:45] Tiana
I think you meant to say that the
real thing looks so incredible!
[17:50] Curran
That's right!
[17:51] Curran
It looks just as incredible
as the real thing!
[17:53] Kizuna
It's nothing impressive.
[17:55] Zem
Very true!
[17:56] Zem
Though if you keep saying "real thing",
[17:58] Zem
someone might start wondering if there
was a fake out there somewhere!
[18:00] Zem
What a wonderful sacred blade!
[18:01] Zem
It's such a shame we have to let go of it.
[18:03] Kizuna
It's nothing impressive, at all.
[18:05] Vilma
It's not as powerful as we'd
thought, but I guess it is old.
[18:09] Kizuna
It's nowhere as strong as me.
[18:14] Vilma
Very well. We'll pay the agreed upon amount.
[18:17] Nick
Good. It would suck if we got lied to.
[18:22] Vilma
So?
[18:28] Vilma
Who's the boy...? girl...? who's been
standing there this whole time?
[18:31] Vilma
A new member of the Survivors?
[18:33] Kizuna
Indeed! I am Kizuna!
[18:35] Vilma
How peculiar. Doesn't that just mean
"Bonds", same as the sword?
[18:39] Vilma
Well, good luck, I guess.
[18:41] Kizuna
Of course! Leave it to me!
[18:44] Tiana
We were lucky that there was that
stock of mass-produced copies.
[18:49] Kizuna
Those guys at the guild were easy to fool!
[18:52] Nick
Didn't you say something about
valuing justice and friendship?
[18:55] Kizuna
Saving somebody's life sounds like
friendship and justice to me.
[19:00] Nick
"Life"? You're a sword.
[19:02] Kizuna
I'm a sword and a person!
[19:04] Kizuna
I've got a parallelization function!
[19:07] Zem
A function that lets a sacred
blade take human form.
[19:10] Curran
I still don't really
understand how it works.
[19:13] Zem
I was scared for a second
when you said your name.
[19:17] Kizuna
Why?
[19:18] Nick
'Cause people will figure it out!
[19:21] Kizuna
Well, I can't help it.
[19:23] Tiana
Sentient magic items have a lot of
their power tied to their names.
[19:27] Nick
They do?
[19:28] Tiana
For instance, if we named it "Mop" it
might gain the power to clean our rooms.
[19:33] Nick
That's pretty simplistic.
[19:36] Nick
Here's our pay for this job!
[19:47] Tiana
We've finally got money
to spend on our hobbies!
[19:51] Zem
Until now it's all gone to rent and bills!
[19:54] Curran
It's been so long.
[19:58] Nick
Let's go, then.
[20:00] Kizuna
You going to the tavern?
[20:02] Nick
We're a little different when
it comes to that, actually.
[20:05] Nick
Survivors Rule #1!
[20:08] All
No interfering with other peoples' hobbies!
[20:10] Kizuna
What?
[20:12] Nick
We all have something we must protect.
[20:14] Nick
A forbidden holy ground where
no one else may tread.
[20:18] Kizuna
O-Oh! I don't understand,
but that sounds very important!
[20:23] Nick
So we're going to take some time off.
[20:26] Nick
What will you do?
[20:28] Nick
I'm going to an idol concert.
[20:29] Nick
If you want to come,
you have to come in blade mode.
[20:33] Kizuna
How boring!
[20:35] Kizuna
I'll read a book or something, then.
[20:38] Nick
Sure.
[20:43] Kizuna
You're not going?
[20:45] Tiana
There's still time until the race starts.
[20:47] Tiana
Want to come with me?
[20:49] Kizuna
Really?
[20:52] Kizuna
It's uh... forbidden ground, right?
[20:55] Tiana
You can come, but no complaining
about how I use my money!
[21:01] Kizuna
Okay!
[21:02] Kizuna
I'm a member of the
Survivors, too, after all!
[21:21] Tiana
Hey, Kizuna.
[21:23] Kizuna
What?
[21:25] Tiana
You waited hundreds of years
for us to come, right?
[21:30] Kizuna
Oh, that's right.
[21:32] Kizuna
I waited hundreds, no, thousands of
years, for someone to come use me!
[21:37] Tiana
I see.
[21:43] Tiana
You really hung in there, right?
[21:46] Kizuna
Don't treat me like a kid!
[21:49] Tiana
You're a good kid.
[21:51] Kizuna
Hey, don't make fun of me!
[21:53] Kizuna
I'll slice you in two!
[21:55] Tiana
Don't you dare, Mop!
[21:57] Kizuna
I'll clean your clock, damn it!
[22:01] Tiana
Oh, no! He'll wipe the floor with me!
[22:01] Kizuna
I'm not a mop!
[22:03] Old Man Kizuna
This was where it started.
[22:05] Old Man Kizuna
Their, no, our
true adventure... started here...
[22:13] Old Man Kizuna
Looking back, it all started here...
SIGN Next time:
"A Meeting with the Iron Tigers."
[23:34] Sword of Bonds
"A Meeting with the Iron Tigers."
E5 - A Meeting with the Iron Tigers.
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[00:00] Kizuna
The unchanging course of the stars...
[00:03] Customer
You lied to me, asshole!
[00:05] Kizuna
The doings of mankind...
[00:06] Owner
Look over there! The Solar Knights!
[00:08] Customer
Wait, shithead!
[00:10] Kizuna
The dust, gathering on the windowsill...
[00:14] Kizuna
A bard!
[00:17] Kizuna
The sigh of a man with strange loves...
[00:21] Kizuna
The shriveled-up body of
a Black Greatrock Worm.
[00:24] Kizuna
Decorations brought back from
the Valley of Dragons...
[00:28] Kizuna
The half-eaten food of an adventurer who fled
the Labyrinth and now sobs through his meal...
[00:30] Adventurer
What the hell were you
thinking, you bastard?
[00:34] Kizuna
It's all so beautiful!
[00:38] Zem
He's like a poet.
[00:40] Tiana
Has he been like that the whole time?
[00:42] Nick
Yup.
[00:44] Nick
If anything, he's calmer than usual.
[00:48] Kizuna
A high-quality igniter,
modified to one's tastes and much loved!
[01:00] Kizuna
I can feel the history it carries.
[01:03] Tiana
Thanks.
[01:05] Tiana
That thing you've got there
looks good on you, too.
[01:09] Kizuna
Right? Right?
[01:15] Zem
You look wonderful.
[01:17] Curran
That's right!
It looks impressive, even if you don't!
[01:20] Zem
Curran, that's not a compliment.
[01:23] Nick
Kizuna, how many times do you have to hear
it from all of us before you're satisfied?
[01:28] Kizuna
There's no such thing as
too many compliments.
[01:30] Kizuna
They're something both the
giver and receiver can enjoy.
[01:34] Nick
True.
[01:35] Nick
You look great.
[01:38] Nick
Now, let's get to it.
[01:40] Nick
First, Curran.
[01:42] Nick
Zem.
[01:44] Nick
Tiana.
[01:45] Nick
I'd like to entrust you with the
task of keeping our funds safe.
[01:52] Zem
It seems to be protected with magic.
[01:55] Tiana
And this is a magic abacus. It can calculate
automatically, which is a great help.
[01:59] Nick
And this is what I'd like
you all to protect.
[02:06] Zem
Two bronze pieces.
Three small bronze pieces.
[02:10] Tiana
230 dinah all together.
[02:12] Tiana
What about it?
[02:13] Curran
You could buy a snack.
[02:16] Nick
This is all the wealth the
Survivors have right now.
[02:21] Tiana
W-Wait.
[02:22] Tiana
What does that mean?
[02:23] Zem
Did we overspend a little?
[02:25] Curran
A snack is all you could buy!
[02:28] Nick
So... let's go make some money, guys!
[02:31] All
Yeah!
SIGN Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't
Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
SIGN Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't
Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
SIGN "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers."
SIGN "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers."
SIGN "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers."
SIGN "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers."
SIGN "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers."
SIGN "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers."
SIGN "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers."
SIGN "A Meeting with the Iron Tigers."
[04:13] (Flashback) Velokkio
Tiana,
[04:16] (Flashback) Velokkio
as of today, you're no longer
a student at this school.
[04:21] (Flashback) Tiana
Yes...
[04:23] (Flashback) Velokkio
But you're still a mage.
[04:29] (Flashback) Velokkio
Oh, you may have this as a gift.
[04:35] (Flashback) Tiana
An igniter?
[04:38] (Flashback) Velokkio
It's a goodbye gift.
[04:41] (Flashback) Velokkio
You'd wanted it, right?
[04:46] (Flashback) Tiana
Thank you, sir.
[04:48] Tiana
I'd ruined the career of somebody I admired.
[04:53] Tiana
He'd been caught up in the scandal with me.
[04:56] Tiana
I'd taken away the title of Sage
that he'd wanted so badly.
[05:01] Tiana
Forever.
[05:03] Tiana
But still, he spoke like nothing bothered
him at all, and this is what he said.
[05:07] Tiana
"Because nobody needs us, we are free."
[05:14] (Flashback) Velokkio
But freedom can be quite restrictive.
[05:18] (Flashback) Tiana
Huh?
[05:19] (Flashback) Velokkio
No, nothing.
[05:23] (Flashback) Velokkio
And we're going to find ourselves
restricted in many ways.
[05:30] (Flashback) Velokkio
We want to be free, but we
want somebody to need us.
[05:36] (Flashback) Velokkio
Perhaps humans deserve to be destroyed.
[05:45] (Flashback) Velokkio
I'm joking.
[05:51] (Flashback) Velokkio
It's strange, don't you think?
[05:53] (Flashback) Velokkio
Even after all this, we can still laugh.
[05:58] (Flashback) Velokkio
Perhaps it's a sign that
the worst is yet to come.
[06:06] (Flashback) Tiana
I was never able tell if you're
joking or not, Master.
[06:11] (Flashback) Velokkio
W-Was it not funny?
[06:14] (Flashback) Tiana
It's more like...
[06:18] (Flashback) Tiana
It's inappropriate.
[06:23] (Flashback) Velokkio
I see.
[06:28] (Flashback) Velokkio
Inappropriate? I suppose you're right.
[06:31] (Flashback) Velokkio
I suppose you may be right.
[06:36] (Flashback) Tiana
You seem to be enjoying this somehow.
[06:44] (Flashback) Tiana
Master, you're laughing too much.
[06:47] (Flashback) Velokkio
I'm sorry.
[06:49] (Flashback) Velokkio
Just, whenever there's a silence,
I can't help myself...
[06:55] (Flashback) Velokkio
I say whatever's on my mind.
[07:01] (Flashback) Tiana
Um, I'll be going.
[07:05] (Flashback) Velokkio
Oh, yes.
[07:11] Tiana
Was there something I could do for him?
[07:15] Tiana
I wondered that, even though I knew
I was overstepping myself.
[07:19] Tiana
It was rude, almost impudent.
[07:23] Tiana
I'm sorry. This is all my fault.
[07:28] (Flashback) Velokkio
This is goodbye, isn't it?
[07:30] (Flashback) Velokkio
Yes, of course it is.
[07:35] (Flashback) Velokkio
I'll give you one last lesson, then.
[07:41] (Flashback) Velokkio
To know who you are.
[07:44] (Flashback) Velokkio
To know what you've learned,
what you can do...
[07:49] (Flashback) Velokkio
That's a treasure that
nobody can take from you.
[07:52] (Flashback) Velokkio
Remember that, at all times.
[08:00] (Flashback) Tiana
That's not a joke, is it?
[08:07] (Flashback) Velokkio
I'm sorry.
[08:09] (Flashback) Velokkio
I couldn't say.
[08:17] Tiana
Am I the only one who sometimes wonders
when I wake up in the morning
[08:22] Tiana
if maybe I'll open my eyes and everything
will be back to how it was,
[08:25] Tiana
before all this happened?
[08:36] Tiana
If only it were true...
[08:39] Tiana
I wonder if I'll wake up
in my bed in the mansion,
[08:42] Tiana
surrounded by pillows and fluffy blankets,
[08:44] Tiana
and wonder how many wonderful things
I'll learn about Alex today,
[08:50] Tiana
or how many times I'll
be of use to my Master.
[08:53] Tiana
I was so happy, so blessed,
to be a dreaming maiden like that.
[09:01] Tiana
I'm sure everybody else has had
the same thought at least once.
[09:06] Tiana
"If only I could go back in time
to when everything was fine..."
[09:19] Tiana
We dream of a wish that not even the most
ancient, powerful magic could grant,
[09:27] Tiana
again and again, before we wake up...
[09:34] (Flashback) Nick
Your birthday present.
[09:35] (Flashback) Claudine
Wow, you remembered!
[09:39] (Flashback) Claudine
This is just what I wanted!
[09:41] (Flashback) Nick
I'm glad you like it, Claudine.
[09:44] (Flashback) Claudine
But...
[09:46] (Flashback) Claudine
More! I want more!
[09:51] (Flashback) Claudine
The shriveled-up body of a Black
Greatrock Worm, the half-eaten food...
[09:54] (Flashback) Claudine
I want more!
[09:56] Nick
C-Claudine?
[09:58] (Flashback) Claudine
Everything that changed since I was sealed
away, everything that hasn't changed...
[10:04] (Flashback) Claudine
I want to see it all!
[10:06] Nick
Get a hold of yourself, Claudine!
[10:14] Nick
Was that his telepathy?
[10:18] Nick
Don't send your sleep talk into my brain.
[10:22] Kizuna
I want to see it all... to know it all...
[10:27] Nick
Is it just me?
[10:31] Zem
Is it just me?
[10:34] Curran
Is it just me?
[10:38] Curran
Good morning.
[10:39] All
Morning!
[10:41] Kizuna
I have no past I want to return to!
[10:44] Kizuna
The time I'm spending with you now
is the most fun I've ever had!
[10:46] Zem
How innocent...
[10:48] Tiana
I can't look!
I can't bear to look at him, Nick!
[10:51] Curran
I wish I was like that.
[11:05] Kizuna
Yup, that's a Rasetsu Ogre.
[11:07] Zem
I thought we beat him before...
[11:09] Nick
It's not the same one, actually.
[11:13] Tiana
They're reborn each time
the Miasma gets thick.
[11:16] Tiana
Poor things.
[11:18] Curran
It's fun to chat with everybody.
[11:20] Kizuna
Telepathy's not for chatting and having fun.
[11:25] Zem
I'm nervous. I've never even
used a Communications Gem.
[11:30] Curran
I can hear you from all the way over here!
[11:33] Tiana
You're too far ahead!
[11:35] Kizuna
My true power isn't telepathy!
[11:38] Kizuna
Behold the power of my blade!
[11:42] Nick
Idiot! What was the point
of using telepathy, then?!
[11:50] Kizuna
A brute-force attack won't work on me!
[12:05] Kizuna
Parallel.
[12:08] Curran
There's more of them!
[12:09] Zem
He did something!
[12:11] Tiana
That's not fair.
[12:13] Kizuna
I can use my telepathy to hear you all!
[12:20] Kizuna
I can create up to five copies.
[12:23] Nick
I feel tired for some reason.
[12:26] Kizuna
Of course. I'm using your
stamina and magic to do it.
[12:31] Nick
What?
[12:32] Kizuna
Haha! Don't worry about it.
[12:35] Kizuna
Delete!
[12:39] Nick
Well, I feel like I should be more
concerned about part of that.
[12:42] Nick
But I'm honestly amazed.
[12:44] Nick
Your Parallel skill is amazing,
[12:46] Nick
but so is your skill with a sword.
[12:48] Kizuna
Sword skills were installed in me
during the development stage.
[12:53] Curran
Installed?
[12:55] Kizuna
I mean that I absorbed the techniques
of a swordsman who used me in the past!
[13:00] Tiana
I knew it! That's cheating!
[13:01] Kizuna
It's not cheating! How rude.
[13:04] Nick
Either way, we're definitely
glad to have you along.
[13:07] Kizuna
I've got my most powerful technique, too.
[13:10] Nick
I'm not planning on using
Union at all for a while.
[13:13] Kizuna
Wh-Why?
[13:15] Nick
We can't use something that makes us
collapse from exhaustion afterward.
[13:19] Kizuna
What? Stingy bastard.
[13:20] Zem
It's good to have something
we can rely on if we have to.
[13:23] Tiana
Yup. We're counting on you.
[13:26] Curran
I'm hungry!
[13:27] Nick
Maybe we should get something to eat.
[13:29] Nick
What about you two?
[13:30] Curran
I'm hungry!
[13:32] Tiana
I'll go check on the dragons, then...
[13:35] Zem
I'll go check on the ladies, then.
[13:38] Kizuna
Hey! Don't use telepathy for chit-chat!
[13:46] Nick
So you did end up coming with us.
[13:49] Kizuna
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
[13:51] Nick
No fair using mental attacks!
[13:54] Kizuna
I'm in my "fun" phase, and I have
fun no matter what I'm doing.
[13:58] Curran
What if somebody drops a pair
of chopsticks? Is that fun?
[14:02] Kizuna
It might be!
[14:06] Nick
What are you talking about?
[14:09] Curran
I smell something good!
[14:13] Kizuna
This is...
[14:15] (Flashback) Claudine
I want more!
[14:19] Kizuna
It stimulates the appetite.
[14:21] Nick
No, wait...
[14:25] Nick
Well, whatever.
[14:28] Kizuna
Yeah, this is good.
[14:31] Curran
If you're not careful with how you
prepare the fish, it gets all dry.
[14:35] Curran
But they make it just right,
and the sauce is great, too!
[14:39] Curran
They know how to cook!
[14:42] Nick
You've got high expectations.
[14:44] Curran
I am a foodie, after all.
[14:46] Nick
Yeah, you do eat through our food budget.
[14:50] Curran
Survivors Rule #1.
[14:54] Nick
Sorry, sorry.
[14:57] Claudine
I'm so happy you remembered!
[15:06] Nick
That's Claudine...
[15:09] Claudine
This is just what I wanted!
[15:12] Jonathan
I'm glad you like it, Claudine.
[15:17] Nick
I'm glad you like it, Claudine.
[15:22] Claudine
Actually, I have to go back to my hometown.
[15:26] Claudine
My mom's sick and doesn't
have much time left.
[15:30] Jonathan
What?
[15:33] Claudine
But it's so far away.
[15:35] Claudine
It's a month by carriage!
[15:38] Claudine
I need so much money!
[15:41] Claudine
Money! I want money so badly!
[15:46] Claudine
Sob! Sob! Sob!
[15:48] Jonathan
Poor Claudine!
[15:50] Jonathan
Don't worry. I'll take care of it all.
[15:53] Nick
Hey there.
[15:56] Claudine
Nick!
[15:57] Jonathan
Wh-Who are you?
[15:59] Nick
Poor thing. Your mom moved away, huh?
[16:04] Nick
You told me she lived
three days to the East.
[16:07] Claudine
Th-Three days is pretty far!
[16:11] Nick
Oh, and happy birthday.
[16:13] Nick
You know, you're the first person I've met
who has two birthdays in a year!
[16:18] Jonathan
Wh-Who is this, Claudine?
[16:20] Claudine
I-I don't remember inviting you.
[16:24] Claudine
Wh-What?
[16:26] Nick
If you sell that thing,
it's an easy fraud charge.
[16:30] Nick
It's an expensive luxury item,
and clearly appraised.
[16:35] Claudine
Let's go. Looks like this
weirdo wants to bother us.
[16:38] Nick
So, what's next? You're going to live the
rest of your life with a bounty on your head?
[16:41] Nick
Your mom will be so sad.
[16:46] Claudine
Damn it!
[16:47] Nick
Damage it, and you're liable for damages.
[16:55] Nick
Here, this is yours, right?
[17:01] Jonathan
Was she lying to me?
[17:05] Curran
Hey, Nick.
[17:08] Curran
Your meal's gotten cold.
[17:10] Nick
Oh, sorry.
[17:12] Kizuna
I'll take another Alley Cat Pudding
Parfait with extra caramel!
[17:17] Nick
Most gathering quests involve plants
which only bloom in the Labyrinths.
[17:22] Nick
Herbs, poisons...
[17:24] Nick
Zem would know more about that than me.
[17:26] Nick
If it's a cave Labyrinth,
they'll ask for ores and jewels.
[17:31] Nick
That's more suited for a dwarf who
grew up in the mountains than us.
[17:40] Nick
Did you get to see your mom, Claudine?
[17:42] Curran
This is a present from Mom.
She said to say hello.
[17:46] Nick
Glad to hear she's doing well.
[17:48] Claudine
She's made a full recovery, actually!
[17:51] Nick
Amazing.
[17:52] Nick
I'd love to recruit her for the Survivors.
[17:56] Leon
You weren't very nice to our
Claudine here, yesterday.
[18:00] Nick
"Our"?
[18:01] Nick
Oh, I just told her not to make her mom sad.
[18:06] Nick
So, you're with the Iron Kitties?
[18:08] Claudine
The Iron Tigers!
[18:10] Leon
Leon.
[18:12] Nick
Sorry. I'm bad with names.
[18:16] Nick
You were planning on selling the necklace
[18:18] Nick
to get the funds to run from
the Iron Tigers, right?
[18:20] Leon
What?
[18:21] Claudine
L-Lies!
[18:23] Claudine
He's just mad because I dumped him!
[18:26] Leon
If girls don't like you,
you see every girl as a villain.
[18:29] Nick
And you villains both get along, then?
[18:31] Leon
Why don't we take this outside, asshole?
[18:35] Curran
Hey, Nick!
[18:37] Nick
The kitty wants to sunbathe, he says.
[18:43] Leon
This'll do, I suppose.
[18:45] Nick
Yeah. Lots of sunlight.
[18:51] Leon
I'm sorry!
[18:54] Leon
Man, I am so sorry!
[18:58] Leon
Claudine underestimated
what you were capable of.
[19:01] Leon
It's not easy to make money in a party.
[19:05] Leon
I've heard all about you guys, you know.
[19:08] Leon
And I'm glad you put a stop
to Claudine's bullshit.
[19:12] Leon
As for her... you can have her.
[19:17] Leon
She's conned a lot of people,
and made a lot of enemies.
[19:22] Leon
Like you, right?
[19:25] Leon
She made us a lot of money, but I
think our time together's at an end.
[19:29] Leon
And...
[19:32] Leon
The Dragonian lady, the noble girl,
and that naive-looking priest...
[19:38] Leon
You've even got a kid with you lately.
[19:42] Leon
Well?
[19:43] Leon
You making bank?
[19:45] Nick
What are you talking about?
[19:47] Leon
You're robbing them blind, aren't you?
[19:50] Leon
Like us.
[19:52] Nick
Me?
[19:53] Nick
Robbing Curran or Tiana?
[19:57] Nick
Yeah?
[19:59] Nick
I see...
[20:03] Leon
Right?
[20:06] Nick
Man, I can't believe you...
[20:11] Leon
So, yeah, when you finally
decide to blow up the party
[20:15] Leon
and run off with the money,
let us in on it...
[20:20] Nick
Sorry.
[20:23] Nick
I thought you were a
Tigerian when I hit you.
[20:26] Nick
I don't like hurting wimpy little kitties.
[20:37] Leon
You're good.
[20:39] Nick
You aren't, really.
[20:41] Leon
Sh-Shut up!
[20:44] Nick
I want money, too, you know.
[20:47] Nick
Especially if I don't have to work for it.
[20:50] Nick
But what would the money I got
from scamming them be worth?
[20:55] Nick
Even if I made a fortune,
would the ale I got with it taste good?
[21:01] Nick
Have you gotten to the point where
you can get drunk on ale like that?
[21:06] Beg
Wind Cluster!
[21:10] Beg
I made it in time, little kitty.
[21:13] Leon
If you were listening,
you should have helped earlier.
[21:15] Nick
If you think it's okay to
ambush somebody two on one,
[21:19] Nick
you haven't learned your manners.
[21:21] Beg
It's your fault for eating
a surprise attack—
[21:26] Curran
It's whose fault for eating what now?
[21:31] Curran
The only thing worth eating is food.
[21:33] Nick
Sorry. Thanks for coming.
[21:35] Vilma
That's enough!
[21:37] Nick
The old lady!
[21:39] Vilma
Call me Vilma!
[21:41] Nick
Ow!
[21:41] Leon
You can't dodge that?
[21:44] Vilma
Leon, was it?
[21:45] Vilma
That goes for you, too.
[21:48] Vilma
Oh, and Curran, let the kid go.
[21:56] Vilma
So, what now?
[21:58] Nick
Huh? You didn't come to stop us?
[22:01] Vilma
If you're going to follow the rules,
I've got no intention of stopping you.
[22:04] Nick
The rules?
[22:05] Leon
Yeah, there's only one way to settle this.
[22:08] Leon
A Mathematics Bare Knuckle Battle!
[22:13] All
Mathematics Bare Knuckle?
SIGN Next time:
"Mathematics Bare Knuckle"
[23:35] Vilma
Next time: "Mathematics Bare Knuckle".
E6 - Mathematics Bare Knuckle
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[00:00] Vilma
Ten rounds total.
[00:02] Vilma
One-on-one bouts of mathematics and
brawling held at the same time.
[00:08] Vilma
The round ends when one side
solves the math problems.
[00:12] Kizuna
So unless you can finish the math
problems, the fight goes on forever.
[00:17] Vilma
It's the only way to get bloodthirsty
adventurers to learn their arithmetic!
[00:22] Vilma
Each problem set will be
tougher than the last.
[00:25] Vilma
And at the start of the next round,
[00:27] Vilma
for each 10-point difference in your scores,
[00:30] Vilma
you get one free hit at the enemy brawler.
[00:34] Curran
That's a heavy responsibility.
[00:36] Vilma
We'll use this to determine
the mathematics players.
[00:42] Tiana
Huh?
[00:43] Zem
It's Curran.
[00:46] Curran
N-N-N-N-N!
[00:48] Nick
It's me, Nick.
[00:49] Nick
Calm down.
[00:49] Curran
I-I-I-I-I.
[00:50] Nick
Yes, you can do it.
[00:52] Curran
B-B-B-B-B!
[00:54] Nick
You'll be fine.
[00:55] Nick
Don't worry.
[00:56] Kizuna
How can he tell what she's saying?
[00:58] Leon
Hmph. I hope one screw-up
doesn't get everyone killed.
[01:06] Curran
U-U-U-U-U!
[01:07] Nick
She's saying "Uuuh."
SIGN Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't
Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
SIGN Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't
Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
SIGN "Mathematics Bare Knuckle"
SIGN "Mathematics Bare Knuckle"
SIGN "Mathematics Bare Knuckle"
SIGN "Mathematics Bare Knuckle"
SIGN "Mathematics Bare Knuckle"
SIGN "Mathematics Bare Knuckle"
SIGN "Mathematics Bare Knuckle"
SIGN "Mathematics Bare Knuckle"
[02:46] Kizuna
Well?
[02:47] Zem
Hmm, I think she's got potential!
[02:51] Curran
What was my score?
[02:53] Zem
Curran, you worked hard, didn't you?
[02:56] Curran
Yup. So what was my score?
[02:58] Zem
If you did this good before you even
started studying, I think there's hope.
[03:01] Curran
What was my score?
[03:02] Nick
Curran, let the poor guy off the hook.
[03:06] Curran
It was no good?
[03:09] Zem
That's not true.
SIGN Curran
[03:15] Curran
I can't do this.
[03:18] Zem
Curran, the most important thing right now
[03:21] Zem
is that we were able to see what
you can do and what you can't.
[03:27] Zem
So we just need to get you better
at the things you understand,
[03:30] Zem
and help you learn the things you don't.
[03:34] Curran
Can I do that?
[03:36] Zem
Of course.
[03:42] Kizuna
You should just let me help.
[03:45] Zem
Kizuna, you're too strong.
[03:49] Kizuna
But I want to help the Survivors, too.
[03:54] Zem
Of course, we want your help.
[03:58] Kizuna
Okay...
[03:59] Zem
Not as a sacred blade,
but as a party member.
[04:04] Kizuna
Leave it to me!
[04:08] Nick
We spent the next week training
and coming up with plans.
[04:14] Curran
Zem's been hanging out
with girls all day lately.
[04:19] Girls
Oh, Zem, you pervert!
[04:22] Girls
Eww!
[04:23] Melissa
Why don't you stop wasting everybody's
time and get to the point?
[04:28] Zem
You knew, then?
[04:31] Melissa
It's no fun to drink with
someone who's so glum.
[04:34] Melissa
You've been like that all the time lately.
[04:36] Zem
All right, if you insist...
[04:39] Girl A
I've heard more stories about that
Claudine girl breaking men's hearts...
[04:43] Girl B
Beg? The creepy guy, right?
[04:47] Girl C
So Leon's not just strong,
he's pretty smart.
[04:52] Girl D
The Iron Tigers went too far!
[04:54] Melissa
Oh, that new girl, Rose, was
talking about some strange man.
[05:00] Zem
So you know something about a strange man?
[05:03] Rose
That's right.
[05:05] Zem
Can you tell me more?
[05:09] Rose
All right.
[05:11] Rose
Hmm...
[05:13] Rose
Wavy, flaxen hair,
[05:15] Rose
beautiful soft blue eyes...
[05:18] Rose
long, light pink fingers,
[05:21] Rose
a sexy voice like velvet...
[05:23] Rose
He wears a cassock that stands
out in a place like this...
[05:26] Zem
Who are you talking about?
[05:29] Rose
A strange man.
[05:31] Nick
They're going to try some
kind of trick tomorrow.
[05:35] Curran
Yeah.
[05:36] Zem
The way they acted, the way they lured
us into this, they've done it before.
[05:42] Nick
I've had Zem look into them.
[05:45] Curran
So he wasn't just out getting drunk?
[05:47] Zem
I had a lot to drink,
and asked lots of questions.
[05:52] Rose
He's cheating. I know it.
[05:55] Rose
But I can't figure out how.
[05:58] Rose
He's sharp, like he's got eyes
on the back of his head.
[06:01] Rose
And I can't figure it out!
[06:04] Zem
What they do is share information
so they can outsmart their enemy.
[06:09] Tiana
They're probably using Thought Gems.
[06:12] Nick
Those work like telepathy, right?
[06:15] Kizuna
Not nearly as powerful, though.
[06:17] Curran
What do I do?
[06:19] Nick
Use all you've learned
to solve the problems.
[06:23] Curran
That's all?
[06:25] Tiana
Until I give the signal.
[06:31] Claudine
I was pretty happy as a kid.
[06:34] Claudine
My parents worked at a carriage station,
[06:36] Claudine
but started embezzling small
amounts of money and got fired.
[06:43] Claudine
They were about to sell
me off when I ran away.
[06:48] Claudine
But then I had to survive.
[06:53] Claudine
I was pretty enough, which helped
me do enough fraud to live.
[06:56] Claudine
I was smart enough to do
enough cons to get by.
[06:59] Claudine
I met some decent enough guys
to earn a decent enough living.
[07:03] Claudine
And that's when I met Nick.
[07:06] (Flashback) Nick
Happy Birthday!
[07:08] Claudine
I thought that the more people I could
steal from, the happier I'd be.
[07:13] Claudine
I just...
[07:23] Claudine
I'll get you yet, Nick!
[07:29] Vilma
Okay, let the Mathematics Bare Knuckle begin!
[07:38] Curran
I know these!
[07:39] Curran
They're the type of problems I've studied!
[07:42] Claudine
Don't look so happy.
[07:45] Claudine
These are problems a kid could do.
[07:47] Curran
Sh-Shut up.
[07:50] Curran
I'll finish this up fast to help Nick!
[07:52] Crowd
Get him, Nick!
[07:54] Crowd
Kick Leon's ass!
[07:56] Nick
This is a good opportunity for Curran.
[07:59] Nick
She looks like she's bad at math.
[08:01] Nick
They're not going to miss a chance
to take advantage of that.
[08:07] Nick
He's not taking the bait.
[08:09] Nick
Which means...
[08:13] Nick
He's not attacking.
[08:14] Nick
So he's buying time?
[08:17] Nick
This much was planned for...
[08:20] Leon
He's figured out some part of it.
[08:23] Leon
Good luck figuring out the rest!
[08:25] Leon
You'll never reach it without real smarts.
[08:32] Zem
Focus, Curran.
[08:34] Zem
What's important now is
getting the right answers!
[08:40] Curran
I-I'm done!
[08:43] Clerk
Curran finished first!
[08:45] Clerk
We will now begin the judging.
[08:47] Clerk
Take a moment's break!
SIGN Claudine
SIGN Curran
[08:50] Vilma
Curran 86 points, Claudine 98 points!
[08:57] Zem
Yeah, that's the problem with going fast.
[09:00] Zem
You get in such a rush that you get sloppy
[09:03] Zem
and end up losing points.
[09:06] Claudine
You're better than I thought.
[09:09] Claudine
Let's see how long you can last.
[09:11] Curran
S-Sorry, Nick!
[09:14] Nick
It's fine!
[09:15] Nick
Nobody gets worried about
a little pat from a kitty.
[09:19] Leon
Penalty time already?
[09:22] Leon
Here I go!
[09:24] Nick
Come on, kitty.
[09:29] Leon
Sorry, my hand slipped.
[09:33] Nick
So this is what you've
got up your sleeve...
[09:35] Nick
no, no, it's not.
[09:38] Nick
Don't you worry about it.
[09:41] Nick
What happens when you have to brawl
and do math at the same time?
[09:44] Nick
You might think the math is
there to preserve your stamina.
[09:47] Nick
You could try to save your brawler's strength
[09:51] Nick
by ending the math part fast,
like Curran tried to do.
[09:54] Nick
The math might seem less
important than the fighting,
[09:56] Nick
until you realize that you can use
it to go on the offensive, too!
[10:01] Clerk
Round 2, start!
[10:04] Nick
Abusing the penalties
might not feel very nice,
[10:08] Nick
but it's a standard way to fight.
[10:10] Nick
Nothing's as effective as an attack
your opponent can't block.
[10:14] Nick
Especially, if your math player is good,
you can use it to get aggressive.
[10:21] Nick
Theoretically, if you could answer
every question instantly,
[10:25] Nick
you could inflict massive penalty
hits no matter how smart they were,
[10:28] Nick
since they wouldn't get to
answer a single question.
[10:32] Nick
It's not the brawlers who determine
the outcome of the game.
[10:36] Nick
Hence the attempts to buy time.
[10:39] Nick
And that's where they'll try to cheat.
[10:43] Nick
And so will we!
SIGN Claudine
SIGN Curran
[10:48] Vilma
Claudine 98, Curran 79!
[10:52] Claudine
What a shame. I almost got him two hits.
[10:59] Nick
Curran!
[11:01] Nick
Wipe that look off your face.
[11:04] Nick
You're not the one getting hit.
[11:06] Curran
I know that!
[11:08] Curran
But... but...
[11:11] Nick
Don't worry about me.
Focus on the problems.
[11:14] Curran
But it's my fault you're being hit!
[11:17] Curran
Because I'm stupid!
[11:20] Nick
I'll tell you the truth...
[11:22] Nick
A week ago I couldn't even
imagine it would go like this.
[11:25] Nick
I was ready to take dozens of hits.
[11:28] Nick
But just count them.
[11:30] Nick
How many times have I been hit?
[11:32] Curran
T-Two.
[11:35] Nick
Yeah. You started off getting
80 percent of the questions wrong,
[11:38] Nick
and now you're a full-fledged
Mathematics Bare Knuckle player!
[11:42] Nick
You're giving it your best! I can tell!
[11:45] Nick
So don't call yourself stupid!
[11:49] Curran
But I might start getting more wrong.
[11:53] Nick
It's fine.
[11:55] Nick
That's fine.
[11:56] Nick
If you get one wrong, just use what you
learned to get it right next time.
[11:59] Curran
Nick...
[12:00] Nick
Curran, you're amazing!
[12:06] Claudine
What are you so excited about?
This is simple arithmetic.
[12:10] Curran
I'm excited because I can do something
now that I couldn't before!
[12:16] Vilma
I'll pretend I didn't hear all that.
[12:19] Vilma
Any more talking and I'll treat
this as illegal stalling.
[12:23] Clerk
Round 3! Start!
[12:26] Claudine
Like I said, you're just some
Dragonian bumpkin who
[12:28] Claudine
won't be able to solve
these problems for long!
[12:35] Curran
I was happy to be able to do
math I couldn't do before.
[12:38] Curran
But I couldn't let myself show
it because Nick was getting hit.
[12:41] Curran
But Nick was happy for my progress!
[12:44] Curran
So I won't hesitate anymore!
[12:49] Tiana
If you want to run a con, you do it fast.
[12:52] Tiana
Most people would do it
right after the start,
[12:56] Tiana
and get things over and done with
before they had a chance to slip up.
[12:59] Tiana
But there's a reason they didn't.
[13:02] Zem
Early in the game, you'd lose time repeating
the questions and answers to each other.
[13:07] Zem
Which means...
[13:08] Kizuna
They're trying to buy time and
let the problems get harder.
[13:13] Kizuna
When Curran stops being able
to blaze through the questions,
[13:16] Kizuna
they'll use the Thought Gems
to give Claudine a boost.
[13:21] Nick
I'm getting tired.
[13:24] Nick
If I want to use my speed to go on the
offensive, this is my last chance, but...
[13:28] Crowd
Stop running around!
[13:30] Crowd
Coward!
[13:32] Leon
Let the crowd say what they want.
[13:34] Leon
But buying time is part of our secret plan.
[13:37] Leon
I'll last as long as my strength holds out!
[13:47] Tiana
That's strange...
[13:48] Tiana
I'm not seeing any traces of magic use.
[13:52] Tiana
Were we wrong?
[13:54] Tiana
Or is there some other plan?
[13:58] Zem
The math's about to go beyond
what Curran learned.
[14:01] Zem
In the next round, she'll...
[14:10] Tiana
Looks like I'll need to make more smoke.
[14:27] Tiana
Vilma.
[14:30] Vilma
What?
[14:32] Tiana
This is just wasting everybody's time.
[14:35] Tiana
Why don't we do all the
remaining problems at once?
[14:37] Tiana
Our leader's tough enough to take it.
[14:39] Crowds
Sounds like fun!
[14:40] Crowds
Do it!
[14:43] Vilma
You understand that means he'll take all
the penalty punches at once, right?
[14:48] Nick
Sounds good to me!
[14:49] Nick
I was going to say it if nobody else did.
[14:52] Curran
Nick...
[14:54] Leon
Is that woman stupid?
[14:57] Leon
He might be strong, but only for a human.
[15:01] Leon
With the damage he's taken,
does she think he can survive?
[15:07] Leon
If he's lucky, it'll put him in a coma.
If he's not, he's a dead man.
[15:12] Leon
Are they trying to stop us from buying time?
[15:14] Leon
But it's too late!
[15:15] Leon
Our plan's already complete!
[15:17] Leon
Your struggles will only
make it easier for us!
[15:22] Tiana
I'll drive that alley cat from its hole!
[15:26] Vilma
Now begin!
[15:30] Tiana
Come on out, alley cat!
[15:33] Claudine
I've solved all the problems so far on my own,
[15:35] Claudine
but I can't let there be any
chance of me losing this.
[15:40] Crowd
She's fast!
[15:41] Crowd
Nice, Dragonian!
[15:45] Claudine
She's bluffing.
[15:47] Claudine
I've seen the scores she's gotten.
She doesn't really know any of this stuff.
[15:51] Claudine
She's trying to pressure me by
writing wrong answers quickly.
[15:55] Claudine
But this is my chance.
[15:57] Claudine
I'll speed up and get through this.
[16:00] Claudine
Beg, your turn.
[16:02] Beg
I've been waiting for this!
[16:04] Claudine
We'll do these fast.
[16:06] Claudine
First, 78+594/3.
[16:11] Claudine
We've made a ton of money
with these Thought Gems,
[16:15] Claudine
but it's too dangerous.
[16:17] Claudine
This'll be the last time.
[16:19] Claudine
And then I'll leave the Iron Tigers...
[16:22] Claudine
Yeah. And then maybe I'll live a quiet,
normal life in some small town.
[16:27] Beg
You ready?
[16:29] Claudine
Go.
[16:30] Beg
First is 2, 7, 6.
[16:33] Beg
Second is 3, 6, 8.
[16:36] Beg
The third is...
[16:52] Nick
So, I don't see the other member
of the Iron Tigers anywhere.
[16:56] Nick
He's not sick or anything, right?
[16:58] Leon
Oh, yeah. The guy said he had better
stuff to do than show up for this fight.
[17:04] Leon
Wait, that girl made a big fuss
about changing the rules.
[17:08] Leon
Where'd she go?
[17:10] Leon
Did they figure part of it out?
[17:12] Leon
No, it's impossible.
[17:14] Leon
Even if they did, it shouldn't matter.
[17:17] Leon
It shouldn't get them where they need to go.
[17:20] Leon
Why do I have this awful feeling...
[17:25] Leon
Don't tell me...
[17:27] Leon
This whole thing's a trap?
[17:28] Leon
Wait, Claudine!
[17:30] Claudine
Shut up and don't talk to me!
[17:33] Vilma
What are you talking about?
[17:37] Leon
It's too dangerous, Claudine!
[17:39] Leon
You're good enough at math to outwit
that Dragonian on your own, right?
[17:44] Claudine
Give me the whole thing starting
from the second problem again.
[17:46] Claudine
No, not that one. The one after 32.6!
[17:50] Claudine
Damn it! Just give me
the answer to that one!
[17:56] Claudine
I thought he'd be ruined
forever after I dumped him.
[17:59] Claudine
But now he's back as an adventurer.
[18:02] Claudine
What is he?
[18:03] Claudine
What's that guy's deal?!
[18:06] Claudine
This time, I'll get him hurt.
[18:08] Beg
Um, I'm redoing the problem after 32.6...
[18:14] Beg
So, um, wait...
[18:15] Kizuna
I can't bear to watch this anymore!
[18:18] Kizuna
That's the one Claudine wants!
[18:20] Beg
Oh, right! Thanks!
[18:22] Beg
Huh?
[18:38] Nick
Here's why you're an idiot: you let
Vilma hear you propose the duel!
[18:44] Nick
The guild's using this battle
for their own purposes.
[18:47] Nick
We've got the alley cat by the tail!
[18:53] Claudine
He's taking too long!
[18:54] Claudine
What the hell is Beg doing?
[18:56] Claudine
Are you done yet?
[18:57] Claudine
Answer me!
[18:59] Claudine
You're taking too damn long!
[19:04] Claudine
You're taking too long!
[19:14] Tiana
Sorry, did we keep you waiting?
[19:21] Beg
Sorry, I messed up.
[19:25] Claudine
Idiot.
[19:26] Tiana
So here's your tail.
[19:31] Vilma
That's a Thought Gem. I'm sure of it.
[19:36] Vilma
You've got one, too, don't you, Claudine?
[19:40] Tiana
I got a little worried when I
couldn't pick up any magic.
[19:43] Tiana
Sheesh... You waited too
long to try and cheat.
[19:46] Crowd
What?
[19:47] Crowd
They were cheating?
[19:50] Vilma
Too bad.
[19:52] Vilma
I was hoping you might continue
a fair fight until the end.
[19:57] Vilma
You screwed up, big time.
[20:03] Leon
When?
[20:05] Leon
When did you figure it out?
[20:07] Curran
We knew from the start
that you were bad people!
[20:11] Leon
Curran, that's not what he meant.
[20:13] Claudine
When?
[20:19] Claudine
I wasn't a bad person to start with!
[20:25] Claudine
I wasn't a bad person to start with, either!
[20:29] Leon
That's enough, Claudine.
[20:31] Claudine
I wasn't...
[20:33] Leon
We're finished.
[20:35] Claudine
I wanted to believe, too...
[20:38] Claudine
I wanted to believe!
[20:42] Curran
Nobody's a bad person to start with.
[20:45] Curran
Maybe you went off the right path somewhere,
[20:47] Curran
but I don't have the right
to say that to you.
[20:49] Curran
'Cause sometimes maybe it's wrong,
but you feel like you don't have a choice.
[20:54] Tiana
But if you realize you made a mistake,
you can go back and fix it.
[21:00] Tiana
You can't start over, but you
can correct your mistakes.
[21:05] Tiana
That's what I've been telling myself lately.
SIGN ELUSIVE AND STRANGE!
A mysterious creature appears!
[21:14] Kizuna
A mysterious, elusive creature
appears in the Labyrinth City.
[21:17] Kizuna
Seems neat!
[21:19] Nick
You can't waste time on every
weird thing out there.
[21:22] Kizuna
Oh? Are you scared?
[21:24] Nick
No, I don't mean the creature,
I mean the article.
[21:28] Nick
Don't believe that garbage.
[21:32] Kizuna
You're so boring.
[21:33] Zem
Nick's more of a realist than I thought.
[21:38] Curran
Hey, Nick.
[21:39] Curran
If I didn't need to get the right answers,
was there any reason for me to study?
[21:44] Nick
It's not that simple.
[21:46] Nick
We were only able to win in
the end because you showed
[21:49] Nick
what you could do at the start.
[21:51] Nick
You did a good job, Curran.
[21:54] Curran
Y-Yeah?
[21:57] Tiana
And I think what you've learned
will help in your daily life, too.
[22:01] Kizuna
W-Will it?
[22:04] Kizuna
You might be able to tell at a glance who's
got the best deal on the extra-large size!
[22:09] Curran
Oh, that's handy!
SIGN Next time:
"Gambling Lesson"
[23:36] Leon
Next time: "Gambling Lesson".
E7 - Gambling Lesson
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[00:01] Leon
Once there was an adventurer
party called the Silver Tigers.
[00:05] Leon
Their leader, Bishot, was a man of
rare intelligence for a Tigerian.
[00:08] Leon
He was my older brother.
[00:11] Leon
The Mechasteel Moonhell...
[00:14] Leon
That Labyrinth was like a living
creature that sought out our blood,
[00:17] Leon
and our lives, and stole
them without remorse.
[00:25] Leon
But we wouldn't let that
place get away with it.
[00:28] Leon
We found "them", we defeated them,
and stole everything they had.
[00:33] Leon
And without his genius,
that would've been impossible.
[00:38] Leon
He attained every kind of
wealth and fame imaginable,
[00:41] Leon
and died just like you'd expect him to.
[00:44] Leon
A small, miserable death, without
a trace of intelligence or dignity.
[00:49] Leon
And that's why I thought to myself...
[00:52] Leon
You can't believe in humanity!
[01:08] Knight
Start talking.
[01:10] Knight
No one ever saw a trace of the treasures
you stole, not even on the black market.
[01:15] Leon
I have one special secret.
[01:19] Knight
You have it with you, don't you?
[01:21] Leon
One of the things we stole from
the labyrinth that night...
[01:24] Leon
How'd you figure it out?
[01:27] Knight
You've decided to start talking?
[01:29] Leon
If you hadn't figured it out,
[01:30] Leon
you would've lived to have a nice
drink at the tavern tomorrow.
[01:34] Leon
A treasure that was too dangerous
to sell, and too dangerous to use.
[01:40] Leon
Come forth! Sword of Destruction!
[01:43] Leon
Life's a gamble, people say.
[01:47] Leon
And that's true for us Tigerians, too.
[01:50] Leon
Tonight, my gamble was that...
SIGN Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't
Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
SIGN Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't
Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
[03:24] Tiana
I don't like it.
SIGN "Gambling Lesson"
SIGN "Gambling Lesson"
SIGN "Gambling Lesson"
SIGN "Gambling Lesson"
SIGN "Gambling Lesson"
SIGN "Gambling Lesson"
SIGN "Gambling Lesson"
SIGN "Gambling Lesson"
[03:26] Tiana
The wealthy patron.
[03:27] Donny
Dealer! Hurry it up!
[03:28] Tiana
And I'm calling him Mr. Gigolo.
[03:31] Dealer
Of course.
[03:32] Tiana
And then the dealer who's robbing him blind,
[03:35] Tiana
along with the small-time shark who
wants to make some pocket change.
[03:39] Tiana
I don't like it.
[03:43] Tiana
I'll have no problems crushing them all.
[03:55] Nick
There's a reason we're here.
[03:57] Nick
After the Mathematics Bare Knuckle,
[03:59] Nick
we made some decent cash
and split up to take a break.
SIGN Infuriated Grape Ice Cream
SIGN Infuriated Grape Ice Cream?
[04:04] Nick
The ice cream at the casino's
supposed to be really good.
[04:08] Tiana
I'm willing to take you there,
but once we arrive, we split up.
[04:12] Nick
I'm basically here to watch over Kizuna.
SIGN Sold Out
[04:14] Female Clerk
Okay, we're all sold out!
[04:16] Kizuna
What? What's going on?
[04:19] Kizuna
Do you know how long
I've been in this line?
[04:20] Female Clerk
Please come back soon!
[04:23] Kizuna
How dare you treat me like this?!
[04:25] Kizuna
Just you wait! I'll be back!
[04:28] Female Clerk
We'll be waiting!
[04:31] Kizuna
Crap. We didn't get what we came for.
[04:35] Nick
Since you're here,
why not enjoy some gambling?
[04:38] Kizuna
I can't gamble.
I have ethics rules installed.
[04:43] Kizuna
Wow, look! Anti-magic paint!
[04:46] Male Clerk
You're correct.
[04:47] Male Clerk
Everything used in our games
has anti-magic on it.
[04:52] Kizuna
That's an expensive way to stop cheaters.
[04:56] Male Clerk
Thank you.
SIGN WELCOME
[05:01] Leon
Where are you, Nick?
[05:04] Leon
I can smell you!
[05:24] Tiana
They want me to join in and take
some money from Mr. Gigolo, too?
[05:28] Tiana
I see. They're making it pretty obvious.
[05:33] Tiana
Sure, I'm in.
[05:35] Tiana
In the end, I'll take you all
for everything you've got.
[05:39] Tiana
But right now, it's Mr. Gigolo I don't like.
[05:53] Donny
Damn it!
[05:54] Donny
You tricked me!
[05:56] Tiana
Tricked?
[05:57] Tiana
Who tricked who?
[06:01] Tiana
Don't be silly.
That's why we're all here, right?
[06:04] Tiana
You've got no talent for gambling.
[06:07] Tiana
Or rather, you're no gambler.
[06:10] Donny
What?
[06:12] Tiana
If you can't play with your own money,
[06:13] Tiana
then go home and bet with your
friends for penny candy.
[06:22] Bell
U-Um, are you trying to get him to give up?
[06:28] Tiana
No real gambler would pass up the
opportunity to take three easy marks.
[06:36] Bell
Thanks.
[06:39] Tiana
I'm not one to tell other people
how to live their lives...
[06:42] Tiana
But why not ditch the guy?
[06:45] Bell
Is it that easy to throw someone aside?
[06:49] Tiana
It is.
[06:51] Tiana
Both throwing someone away,
and being thrown away.
[06:54] Bell
Is that true?
[06:57] Tiana
Knowing when to give up is
what makes a good gambler.
[06:59] Tiana
Once you get attached,
you start making mistakes.
[07:02] Bell
Will I ever be able to be a gambler?
[07:05] Tiana
You already are, right?
[07:09] Tiana
Some guys will keep betting on the dark
horse, and then win big in the end.
[07:16] Bell
Wh-What?
[07:18] Donny
A-A monster!
[07:20] Bell
Donny?
[07:21] Customers
It'll eat me!
[07:22] Customers
A monster!
[07:25] Tiana
A monster?
[07:30] Leon
Nick!
[07:33] Leon
Come on out, Nick!
[07:35] Leon
What am I doing?
[07:39] Leon
Where am I?
[07:43] Leon
I'm just looking for Nick...
[07:48] Leon
I realized...
[07:50] Leon
On that day, I realized...
[07:53] Leon
Yeah. He never despaired.
[07:58] Leon
I hated him. I was jealous of him.
I was envious of him.
[08:02] Leon
I wanted to be like him.
I was miserable because of him.
[08:06] Leon
I don't even know...
[08:08] Leon
I can't even remember which of
those feelings were real anymore.
[08:23] (Flashback) Leon
Well?
[08:24] (Flashback) Leon
This is what you wanted, right?
[08:28] (Flashback) Sword of Destruction
It's been a long, long time, Leon.
[08:30] (Flashback) Sword of Destruction
Are you finally ready to use me?
[08:33] (Flashback) Leon
There's a man I want to kill.
[08:35] (Flashback) Sword of Destruction
The pants-pisser here?
[08:38] (Flashback) Leon
No, he's not here.
[08:41] (Flashback) Sword of Destruction
You remember his smell, right?
[08:44] (Flashback) Leon
Yeah, I'll never be able to
forget that awful scent.
[08:48] (Flashback) Sword of Destruction
Then I'll evolve your senses, so that you
can find him with your own sense of smell.
[08:55] (Flashback) Leon
The wonders of modern technology, huh?
[08:57] (Flashback) Sword of Destruction
Don't be silly. This technology
is hundreds of years old.
[09:02] (Flashback) Sword of Destruction
You've all regressed greatly.
[09:05] (Flashback) Leon
I'm joking.
[09:09] (Flashback) Leon
Evolution!
[09:17] Leon
Where are you, Nick?
[09:22] Leon
His smell's coming from this way?
[09:27] Tiana
What's a monster doing in the casino?
[09:29] Tiana
This is bad.
[09:31] Tiana
I handed over my weapons when I came in.
[09:34] Leon
That smell... I know you.
[09:37] Leon
You were with him, weren't you?
[09:39] Bell
S-Someone you know?
[09:41] Tiana
No!
[09:42] Leon
Where's Nick?
[09:44] Tiana
Nick? You mean that Nick?
[09:46] Leon
That shithead Nick!
[09:49] Tiana
The one who's big into idols?
[09:50] Leon
The one who set us up in the
Mathematics Bare Knuckle!
[09:55] Tiana
The one who complains about
little stuff far too much?
[09:57] Bell
He definitely is someone you know, right?
[09:59] Leon
The one who kept calling me a kitty!
[10:03] Tiana
Which means you're...
[10:06] Bell
Someone she knows!
[10:06] Leon
I'm Leon!
[10:08] Tiana
You're that Leon?
[10:08] Bell
See? I knew you knew him.
[10:11] Tiana
You've changed a lot since I last saw you.
[10:15] Tiana
What do you want with Nick?
[10:16] Leon
What else? I want to break him in half.
[10:20] Tiana
And you think I'll hand him over?
[10:22] Leon
That's up to you.
[10:24] Leon
I'm curious to see which you value more:
your own life or Nick's.
[10:30] Tiana
What do you expect me to say?
My life or Nick's...
[10:34] Leon
Hey, choose your next words carefully.
[10:37] Leon
My enhanced sense of smell
can even sniff out lies.
[10:44] Leon
The second I know you're lying, you're
going to end up a stain on the carpet.
[10:54] Nick
It's pretty loud out there.
[10:57] Kizuna
What's going on?!
[11:00] Tiana
My life or Nick's...
[11:03] Tiana
It's a stupid question.
One with only one answer.
[11:06] Tiana
But if I say it, I'll end
up as a carpet stain.
[11:13] Tiana
I'm sure of it.
[11:22] Tiana
Hey, you.
[11:25] Tiana
Why did you think you could
use me as a hostage?
[11:28] Leon
What? Because if I threaten the
life of one of his comrades...
[11:34] Leon
What's so funny?
[11:35] Tiana
Comrades, huh?
[11:37] Tiana
So does that mean, even to a villain
like you, we look like comrades?
[11:41] Leon
What are you saying?
[11:43] Tiana
We're not comrades.
[11:45] Tiana
None of us trust each other.
[11:47] Tiana
We're a group of adventurers who don't
believe in humanity, or each other.
[11:52] Leon
You can't believe in humanity!
[11:55] Tiana
I see... comrades, huh?
[12:01] Leon
Do you understand the situation you're in?
[12:03] Tiana
Of course I do.
[12:06] Tiana
I guess we do look like
comrades, then? That's funny.
[12:11] Leon
You...
[12:17] Tiana
This is pretty pricey stuff.
[12:20] Tiana
The pipe's made from a spirit tree.
[12:22] Tiana
And the leaves are specially
grown in the south.
[12:26] Tiana
I guess this is my last smoke, though.
[12:29] Tiana
Oh, right.
This igniter's a little different.
[12:33] Tiana
It's got a special thing where you
can disable the limiter and...
[12:37] Tiana
Lightning Flash!
[12:46] Tiana
And you can do little attacks with it!
[12:55] Tiana
Crap!
[12:57] Tiana
Once something changes, it never
goes back to how it was before.
[12:59] Tiana
That's what my brother always said.
[13:02] Tiana
That was a big burn...
and it's already healed?
[13:06] Leon
That just now told me how you really feel.
[13:12] Tiana
You there!
[13:14] Tiana
She's your money ticket, right? Protect her!
[13:17] Tiana
Quickly!
[13:23] Donny
I-I'm not with Bell for the money!
[13:28] Tiana
Hurry!
[13:31] Tiana
We're not comrades like you think.
[13:36] Tiana
We're just people who've lost everything,
[13:39] Tiana
leaning on each other to keep
from collapsing entirely.
[13:43] Tiana
We'd never help each other if it meant we
had to risk something that mattered to us.
[13:46] Leon
What?
[13:49] Leon
I don't smell a lie.
[13:51] Leon
She means it...
[13:53] Leon
No, this is...
[13:55] Leon
The smell of hope and resignation.
[13:59] Leon
Pathetic.
[14:00] Tiana
I guarantee to you that even if you take
me hostage, Nick won't come for me!
[14:06] Leon
Then...
[14:08] Leon
die!
[14:12] Nick
Oh, a big cat.
[14:17] Nick
You know this guy?
[14:21] Tiana
That's right.
[14:22] Nick
I can't have you dying on me.
[14:25] Nick
'Cause having you around is to my benefit.
[14:30] Leon
So you finally came, huh?
[14:32] Nick
Hey there, big cat.
[14:35] Leon
You haven't changed.
[14:36] Tiana
Nick, be careful!
He's not who he used to be.
[14:39] Nick
Used to be?
[14:41] Nick
Do I know any big cats?
[14:44] Leon
You do! I used to be a kitty!
[14:48] Nick
So you've started admitting it.
[14:51] Leon
You knew who I was!
[14:54] Sword of Destruction
Wait, Leon.
[14:57] Sword of Destruction
There's one more here.
[14:58] Leon
What?
[14:59] Sword of Destruction
There's one more here.
[15:01] Leon
What did you say?
[15:04] Sword of Bonds
You've finally noticed, huh?
[15:06] Sword of Destruction
So it's you, Sword of Bonds!
[15:09] Sword of Bonds
I should've known it would
be you, Sword of Evolution.
[15:12] Leon
Hey, who are you talking to?
[15:15] Nick
He's talking to his sword, too?
[15:17] Sword of Bonds
He should be.
[15:19] Sword of Bonds
But the owner is only barely
keeping the sword under control.
[15:22] Sword of Destruction
It's been centuries since last we met.
[15:24] Sword of Destruction
Begone instead of trying to get in my way.
[15:27] Sword of Bonds
That's not possible.
[15:29] Sword of Destruction
Then, I'll get rid of you by force.
[15:32] Sword of Destruction
Leon, I'll bestow upon you my full grace!
[15:35] Sword of Destruction
Irrational Moonlight!
[15:43] Tiana
You're kidding!
[15:44] Nick
He got bigger again!
[15:46] Sword of Bonds
That's crazy! His wielder
won't survive that!
[15:48] Sword of Bonds
He's swallowing up not just
their body, but their mind, too.
[15:52] Nick
Hey, big cat!
[15:54] Nick
If you get too big, you won't fit on
the roof when you go to sunbathe!
[16:00] Nick
We can't even talk to him, huh?
[16:01] Tiana
Kizuna! Union!
[16:04] Nick
Will it work?
[16:05] Sword of Bonds
Try it!
[16:11] Nick
Okay...
[16:12] Nick/Tiana
Union!
[16:30] Donny
Wh-What is that?
[16:33] Bell
Who is that?
[16:35] Nick/Tiana
Ice Age!
[16:38] Donny
It's so cold! What is this?
[16:44] Nick/Tiana
Ice Shield!
[16:50] Nick/Tiana
It's not working, huh?
[16:54] Leon
No... What am I doing?
[16:57] Leon
Why am I doing this?
[17:00] Leon
I won't make any money...
I won't make anyone happy...
[17:04] Leon
This isn't what I wanted to do!
[17:09] Leon
Stop it!
[17:11] Leon
I just wanted to rough him up a little bit!
[17:15] Leon
I sent people flying.
[17:17] Leon
Guards, innocent women, and children alike.
[17:19] Leon
These expensive-looking decorations...
[17:21] Leon
This place where everyone has fun...
I've wrecked it all!
[17:24] Sword of Destruction
That's right.
[17:26] Sword of Destruction
Your power can destroy a place that was once
filled with smiles with a single strike.
[17:31] Sword of Destruction
It's fun, isn't it?
[17:32] Sword of Destruction
To have overwhelming power.
[17:35] Sword of Destruction
Look. Everyone is in awe of your power.
[17:38] Sword of Destruction
They flee, knowing that death
awaits them at any moment!
[17:45] Leon
Stop it! Stop!
[17:47] Sword of Destruction
It's too late.
This is what you've always done.
[17:53] Nick/Tiana
Ice Shield!
[18:00] Sword of Destruction
When you took me from the Mechasteel
Moonhell Labyrinth on that day,
[18:04] Sword of Destruction
you were already like this.
[18:07] Sword of Destruction
That's why you were able to hold me.
[18:10] Leon
No!
[18:11] Leon
I just wanted to be an
adventurer, like my brother!
[18:15] Sword of Destruction
But he's dead.
[18:18] Nick
Ice Spear!
[18:21] Leon
That's right! He was killed by assholes
who I thought were comrades!
[18:26] Leon
A bunch of cowards who he did everything for,
[18:31] Leon
but who couldn't do anything without him!
[18:33] Sword of Destruction
That's right.
[18:34] Sword of Destruction
That's why you hate people.
[18:36] Leon
I had the right to!
[18:38] Sword of Destruction
Sure you had the right.
[18:40] Sword of Destruction
And then, little by little,
you loosened the rules,
[18:44] Sword of Destruction
until you had the right
to look down on everyone!
[18:47] Sword of Destruction
Life's easy when you're better
than everyone else, right?
[18:51] Sword of Destruction
'Cause you don't need to think
about anything more than that.
[18:54] Leon
That's how I justified it.
[18:58] Leon
When someone tricked me, it was their fault,
[19:00] Leon
but when I tricked someone,
it was also their fault.
[19:04] Sword of Destruction
That's why you were chosen!
[19:06] Sword of Destruction
And you grew up just like I hoped!
[19:09] Leon
You're wrong!
[19:10] Sword of Destruction
I'm not.
[19:12] Sword of Destruction
My powers will never evolve in a
way their bearer doesn't want.
[19:17] Leon
I wasn't a bad guy from the start, either!
[19:26] Leon
I'm not a bad guy!
[19:28] Sword of Destruction
This is what you wanted, Leon!
[19:31] Leon
Stop it!
[19:33] Leon
Somebody stop me!
[19:35] Leon
Somebody... save me!
[19:42] Leon
Nick...
[19:47] Sword of Destruction
Who's there?
[19:48] Sword of Destruction
Don't get in my way!
[19:50] Sword of Destruction
I have to evolve him into
the strongest hero!
[19:55] Sword of Destruction
Stop it!
[20:01] Nick/Tiana
Ice Coffin!
[20:06] Nick/Tiana
The anti-magic paint on these cards
deflected the magic of the Sword of Destruction.
[20:11] Sword of Bonds
With the light that brings evolution sealed,
its wielder is cut off from those blessings.
[20:17] Sword of Bonds
Simple, but very clever.
[20:29] Leon
Thank you...
[20:37] Leon
The same thing happens every time.
[20:41] Leon
I'm a small-time villain.
[20:44] Leon
My whole life's been this revolving cycle.
[20:47] Tiana
We're just people who've lost everything,
[20:49] Tiana
leaning on each other to keep
from collapsing entirely.
[20:54] Leon
Stupid girl...
[20:56] Leon
That's what a comrade is, right?
[20:59] Guard
You have a visitor.
[21:02] Leon
You come to see the tiger
in his cage at the zoo?
[21:05] Nick
Yup.
[21:08] Nick
He's lost a lot of weight in a short time.
[21:10] Nick
His race is tough, but that wasn't
the only reason he was strong.
[21:14] Nick
He was only able to buy time in our
fight because he trained every day.
[21:19] Nick
It's a waste.
[21:23] Nick
The building's a mess, but nobody died.
[21:29] Leon
So I should've smashed the place up more?
[21:31] Nick
Maybe.
[21:32] Nick
You'll get out of shape
fast in a place like this.
[21:37] Nick
I sealed that sword away.
[21:40] Leon
So that blonde girl was...
[21:42] Nick
We've got a secret between
just the two of us, huh?
[21:45] Leon
I see...
[21:48] Leon
That woman was...
[21:49] Nick
Don't tell anyone.
[21:51] Leon
Oh...
[21:53] Leon
I thought it was weird that
anybody but you could beat me.
[21:59] Leon
Nick.
[22:03] Leon
You can't get drunk on beer you paid for
with money earned from lying, right?
[22:10] Nick
I'm sure.
SIGN Next time:
"The Beautiful Paladin"
[23:36] Tiana
Next time: "The Beautiful Paladin".
E8 - The Beautiful Paladin
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[00:05] Nick
Okay, I'll try and keep up this pace!
[00:07] Agate
Yeah, work hard! Work hard!
[00:15] Nick
I must be tired.
[00:16] Nick
I'm hearing Agate's voice...
[00:19] Agate
Your hard work is paying off.
[00:21] Nick
Is that really you, Agate?
[00:24] Agate
Yes.
[00:25] Agate
Agate lives in the hearts
of her most devout fans.
[00:31] Nick
And I've finally reached that level?!
[00:34] Agate
Now you must continue to buy
all her merchandise forever!
[00:39] Nick
The Agate in my heart is kind of greedy.
[00:44] Agate
You'll wind up out of breath
if you keep running.
[00:47] Agate
Why not take a break?
[00:49] Nick
Y-Yeah. Good idea, Agate...
[00:52] Nick
Agate?!
[00:56] Agate
You're just running around this park with
nowhere else to go, then, Mr. Stray Dog?
[01:01] Nick
Is that what it looked like?
[01:04] Agate
You have some goal, don't you?
[01:08] Nick
Well, I guess so.
[01:10] Agate
I'm glad.
[01:11] Agate
Now I feel a little less guilty.
[01:15] Nick
Guilty?
[01:16] Nick
That's a little much, don't you think?
[01:18] Agate
Yes. I almost killed someone!
[01:21] Nick
That's definitely a little much!
[01:25] Agate
You're not a stray dog at all
anymore, are you, Mr. Stray Dog?
[01:30] Agate
I've been really happy about that.
[01:34] Nick
Sorry. Sometimes, I lose track
of what you're talking about...
[01:40] Agate
Of course.
[01:41] Agate
Well, do you remember the
day I gave you that ticket?
[01:44] Agate
Give me a second so I can get
it all straight in my head!
[01:49] Agate
Once I did, two thoughts went to war in my brain:
[01:54] Agate
that I'm glad I gave it to you, and that
I never should have given it to you.
[01:57] Agate
Oh, I don't mean they literally went to war.
[02:00] Nick
I know that.
[02:03] Agate
And then, the day of the
concert, you showed up.
[02:08] Agate
And the war between
"I'm so glad I gave him the ticket"
[02:11] Agate
and "I never should've given
him that ticket" continued.
[02:15] Agate
I mean, you'd think I'd feel better
after you showed up, right?
[02:19] Nick
Yeah.
[02:21] Agate
The greatest thing for an idol is
for someone to care about you.
[02:25] Agate
But some people take it too far.
[02:29] Agate
If you were that type of person,
instead of helping you feel better,
[02:34] Agate
I was worried I might've
ruined your life for good.
[02:37] Agate
And each time I saw you in the
stands, I kept thinking that...
[02:43] Agate
So I'm glad.
[02:47] Agate
Do you follow me now?
[02:52] Nick
To be honest, if I hadn't become an idol
otaku, I might've chosen another thing.
[02:58] Nick
I might've even become a criminal.
[03:01] Nick
But instead, there was somebody like you
to push me back on the right path.
[03:07] Nick
That's what an idol is.
[03:10] Agate
Huh...
[03:11] Nick
"Huh"?!
[03:12] Agate
No, no! It's a good "Huh".
[03:16] Nick
"Huh".
[03:20] Agate
Talking to you has made me feel
better, Mr. Former Stray Dog.
[03:26] Agate
I'm an idol, you know.
[03:28] Nick
Huh?
[03:29] Agate
I'm an idol, right?
[03:34] Nick
I could tell there was something
bothering her even before that.
[03:37] Nick
She'd canceled all her concerts and
stopped making public appearances.
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Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
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Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
SIGN "The Beautiful Paladin"
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SIGN "The Beautiful Paladin"
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[05:21] Bell
My name is Bell Haggins.
[05:24] Bell
I help out at my boyfriend's bar,
[05:27] Bell
and in my free time, I sing.
[05:30] Bell
Nobody listens to me.
[05:34] Bell
I sing for my own sake.
[05:39] (Flashback) Joseph
That was a wonderful song.
[05:45] (Flashback) Bell
R-Right...
[05:48] (Flashback) Bell
Thank you.
[05:50] (Flashback) Joseph
But...
[05:52] (Flashback) Joseph
you'd do better if you faced
towards the customers.
[05:55] (Flashback) Bell
I see.
[05:58] (Flashback) Joseph
My apologies.
[06:00] (Flashback) Joseph
I'm Joseph Coleman, a producer
with Jewelry Productions.
SIGN Producer
SIGN Joseph Coleman
SIGN Holy Kingdom of Dineez, South Terane, 1-19-10 2F
SIGN Jewelry Productions
[06:06] (Flashback) Joseph
Let me ask you a question:
[06:10] (Flashback) Joseph
would you like to be an idol?
[06:14] (Flashback) Donny
Bell, I told you to kick out
customers if they act weird.
[06:18] (Flashback) Bell
S-Sorry.
[06:20] (Flashback) Joseph
My apologies.
[06:21] (Flashback) Joseph
You're the owner of this fine establishment?
[06:24] (Flashback) Donny
You don't look like a customer to me.
[06:26] (Flashback) Joseph
I've come to recruit her as an idol.
[06:30] (Flashback) Donny
How much?
[06:31] (Flashback) Bell
Donny!
[06:33] (Flashback) Joseph
Let's just say it's a world
where dreams come true.
[06:39] (Flashback) Donny
Sounds fun.
[06:40] (Flashback) Bell
Hey...
[06:41] (Flashback) Joseph
I hope you'll come to one of our concerts.
[06:46] (Flashback) Joseph
Would it be best if I spoke
to the owner from now on?
[06:49] (Flashback) Donny
Yeah. I'm basically her manager.
[06:53] (Flashback) Crowd
Man, I can't wait!
[06:57] (Flashback) Crowd
I'm so nervous!
[07:03] (Flashback) Topaz
This place is incredible...
[07:06] (Flashback) Amber
We've come this far.
Let's have fun before we go home.
[07:09] (Flashback) Topaz
Y-Yeah.
[07:19] (Flashback) Idol
Thanks for coming, everyone!
[07:25] Bell
When I was scouted, the feeling
that took root in my heart...
[07:30] Bell
was greed.
[07:33] Bell
I wanted to be like them!
[07:36] Bell
I wanted people to listen
to and enjoy my songs!
[07:40] Bell
I wanted people to accept me.
[07:44] Bell
I was much greedier than I thought I was.
[07:55] (Flashback) Bell/Amber/Topaz
Thank you very much!
[07:59] (Flashback) Topaz
You, too?
[08:00] (Flashback) Amber
Then, the three of us are rivals, huh?
[08:07] Bell
The three of us were all
given different names.
[08:10] Bell
We each took the name of a jewel:
[08:13] Bell
Topaz.
[08:14] Bell
Amber.
[08:15] Bell
And I became Agate.
[08:18] Bell
My days as an idol were so wonderful...
[08:23] Bell
And my relationship with
Donny quickly went south.
[08:28] (Flashback) Donny
Hey, Bell...
[08:30] (Flashback) Donny
I hate to ask, but can I have some money?
[08:34] Bell
So when Donny said those words
to me, I wasn't that sad.
[08:39] (Flashback) Bell
The bar's doing that badly?
[08:43] (Flashback) Donny
Just this once.
[08:45] (Flashback) Donny
You've got the money, right?
[08:54] (Flashback) Bell
Um, Donny, I'm...
[08:54] Donny
Good timing, Bell!
[08:59] Bell
The brighter the spotlights
shone down on me as an idol,
[09:02] Bell
the bigger a shadow they cast
over my life with Donny.
[09:06] (Flashback) Donny
Please, Bell! This is the last time!
[09:09] (Flashback) Bell
Again?
[09:09] (Flashback) Donny
This time it'll be fine!
I've got connections!
[09:12] (Flashback) Bell
What do you mean?
[09:14] (Flashback) Donny
Remember that Tigerian that
came to the bar the other day?
[09:17] (Flashback) Donny
He's going to help me out.
[09:20] (Flashback) Bell
And you're going gambling with him?
[09:21] (Flashback) Donny
D-Dumb girl!
[09:23] (Flashback) Donny
It's an investment!
[09:24] (Flashback) Donny
Don't worry. I'll give you back
a dozen times what you lend me.
[09:30] (Flashback) Donny
Thanks so much, Bell...
[09:46] (Flashback) Donny
Hello, Mr. Stray Dog.
[09:54] Donny
Donny, I've got enough money
to support you financially.
[09:59] Donny
And I know you're blowing
your money on gambling.
[10:04] Donny
But...
[10:05] Donny
Is that really what you want?
[10:08] Donny
The dream you shared with me before
was something totally different!
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SIGN Starring
SIGN Garnet
SIGN Amber Agate Topaz
SIGN 7:00 PM at Southgate Hall
[10:13] (Flashback) Donny
People will come from all over
the country to eat my food!
[10:16] (Flashback) Donny
Broke-ass adventurers and politicians
[10:19] (Flashback) Donny
with pricey tastes will
both be equal before me!
[10:24] (Flashback) Donny
Don't worry! When that happens,
I'll be adding more tables,
[10:28] (Flashback) Donny
but I'll have a stage for you to
sing on in the middle of the place!
[10:32] (Flashback) Donny
We'll bedazzle them with my
cooking and your singing!
[10:36] (Flashback) Donny
It'll be so much fun, don't you think?
[10:40] Bell
And that was the first time I saw him...
[10:48] (Flashback) Claudine
So, let's break up, then!
[10:50] (Flashback) Claudine
I mean, if you're not part of Masters of War,
[10:53] (Flashback) Claudine
you're just a wimpy Swashbuckler.
[10:55] (Flashback) Nick
Wait, Claudine!
[10:56] (Flashback) Claudine
Bye.
[10:57] (Flashback) Nick
No... Claudine...
[11:05] Bell
Then it really started to pour.
[11:10] Bell
He didn't even have an umbrella.
[11:13] Bell
He didn't even seem to
realize it was raining.
[11:25] (Flashback) Bell
You're soaked.
[11:29] Bell
Once, Donny had said to me...
[11:32] (Flashback) Donny
I'll let you watch as I win a lot of money!
[11:34] (Flashback) Donny
Then you'll feel a little better, right?
[11:37] (Flashback) Donny
About the future, and stuff.
[11:41] Bell
Those words felt to me like a break-up.
[11:45] Bell
So I went without saying a thing.
[11:48] Bell
I wanted to see for myself, just once.
[11:52] (Flashback) Bell
Yeah...
[11:55] Bell
And on that day in the
casino, I met a goddess.
[12:02] Bell
When Donny was starting
to win, things changed.
[12:10] Bell
She wasn't the goddess.
[12:15] Bell
She was more like the avatar
of gambling itself,
[12:19] Bell
taking all the chips from everyone
there and walking away.
[12:25] Bell
She had her eyes on me the whole time.
[12:29] Bell
If anything, she seemed to have chosen
that table because I was there.
[12:34] Bell
It wasn't Donny or the dealer she
wanted to destroy. It was me.
[12:40] Bell
And when she'd finished
punishing me, she laughed,
[12:43] Bell
satisfied, and disappeared
in a puff of smoke.
[12:48] Bell
The goddess had a sword that
controlled the weather,
[12:52] Bell
and in an instant, she turned
the room into a frozen tundra.
[12:56] Bell
It was a sight that inspired
awe, and even fear.
[13:14] Bell
My paladin...
[13:18] (Flashback) Joseph
We've assumed responsibility
for all of your debts.
[13:25] (Flashback) Joseph
No one will distract you
from your cooking now.
[13:29] (Flashback) Joseph
You may sleep peacefully,
without fear of debt collectors.
[13:34] (Flashback) Joseph
But this is also the end of your
relationship with our idol.
[13:40] (Flashback) Joseph
Even if you were to somewhere,
someday, see her on the street,
[13:45] (Flashback) Joseph
please don't say a word. Just walk by.
[13:48] (Flashback) Joseph
Like the other people on the street.
[13:51] (Flashback) Joseph
If you fail to do this...
[13:54] Donny
B-Bell, I'm sorry!
[13:57] (Flashback) Joseph
Donny, you don't even know this girl.
[13:57] Donny
I didn't mean...
[14:02] (Flashback) Joseph
And a stranger has no right to
touch one of our precious jewels.
[14:07] (Flashback) Bell
It's all right, Joseph!
[14:09] (Flashback) Donny
B-Bell!
[14:11] (Flashback) Joseph
I'm glad I got your signature
on the documents first.
[14:14] (Flashback) Joseph
While you were still
capable of signing them.
[14:18] (Flashback) Bell
Donny...
[14:20] (Flashback) Bell
Your dreams were so innocent and fun.
[14:23] (Flashback) Bell
I wish I could've stood by your
side and listened to them forever.
[14:27] (Flashback) Bell
I was even willing to quit
being an idol for that.
[14:31] (Flashback) Bell
But at some point,
you stopped looking at me.
[14:34] (Flashback) Donny
Bell, I...
[14:36] (Flashback) Bell
At some point, all you were
seeing was the money behind me.
[14:41] (Flashback) Bell
I know you're not actually
that kind of person.
[14:45] (Flashback) Bell
But right now, having me around
just makes your life worse.
[14:50] (Flashback) Donny
Bell...
[14:52] (Flashback) Bell
No, that's not true...
[14:55] (Flashback) Bell
The truth is, I'm just tired
of betting on the dark horse.
[15:00] (Flashback) Donny
The dark horse? That's me?
[15:04] (Flashback) Bell
I'm sorry.
[15:06] (Flashback) Donny
That's pretty damn...
[15:11] (Flashback) Bell
I'm sorry.
[15:15] (Flashback) Donny
It's fine. That's the problem with amateurs.
[15:19] (Flashback) Donny
Listen to me, Bell.
[15:21] (Flashback) Donny
When you're gambling, the minute you
give up, somebody else takes your prize.
[15:26] (Flashback) Joseph
I'm afraid you...
[15:28] (Flashback) Donny
Yeah, I know that, Joseph.
[15:30] (Flashback) Donny
I'm not worth that much.
[15:32] (Flashback) Donny
From my perspective, the offer you're
making is too good to be true.
[15:37] (Flashback) Donny
But the way gambling works,
[15:41] (Flashback) Donny
you never know how things'll
go until it's over.
[15:45] (Flashback) Donny
Just you watch, Bell.
[15:49] (Flashback) Bell
Donny.
[15:52] (Flashback) Bell
Take this.
[15:54] (Flashback) Bell
You saw that goddess, too, right?
[15:58] (Flashback) Bell
She'll protect you.
[16:02] (Flashback) Donny
Dumb girl.
[16:03] (Flashback) Donny
Why would you give a gambler
something so scary?
[16:07] (Flashback) Bell
Really? I'm sorry!
[16:12] (Flashback) Donny
Nah, it's ironic. I like that.
[16:19] (Flashback) Joseph
We were lucky that he hurt himself
dealing with those drunks.
[16:24] (Flashback) Joseph
I never want to do something
scary like that again.
[16:27] (Flashback) Bell
Thank you so much.
[16:30] (Flashback) Bell
Um... the card I just gave him...
[16:37] (Flashback) Joseph
"Accept your death".
[16:39] (Flashback) Joseph
You've certainly learned to
speak your mind, haven't you?
[16:41] (Flashback) Bell
No! I didn't mean... Jeez!
[16:45] Bell
I never saw him after that.
SIGN Celebrating Agate's Comeback
Solo Concert
[17:10] Nick
When Agate announced she was taking
a break, I was sure it was over.
[17:14] Nick
But now she's back, and with a solo concert!
[17:20] Agate
Good evening, everyone!
[17:31] Agate
I know that I might have worried
you when I took that break...
[17:35] Audience
It's okay!
[17:36] Audience
We've been waiting!
[17:37] Agate
What do you think I was doing?
[17:40] Audience
What?
[17:42] Audience
You went home to your parents!
[17:44] Audience
You ate food!
[17:45] Audience
You were asleep the whole time!
[17:46] Audience
You walked the dog!
[17:51] Agate
Actually, I met a goddess!
[17:59] Agate
You remember that sad incident that
took place at the casino, right?
[18:06] Agate
I was nearby, and I saw a knight in
pure white battle the raging monster.
[18:16] Agate
When danger was near, this pure white
knight appeared from within the light,
[18:20] Agate
defeated the bad guy, and left
without giving her name.
[18:25] Agate
Yes... the goddess I saw was...
[18:29] Agate
the legendary paladin!
[18:31] Nick
What?!
[18:33] Jonathan
That's a big surprise, huh?
[18:34] Nick
Y-Yeah...
[18:38] Agate
I thought to myself that I wanted to
help someone and give them courage,
[18:43] Agate
like she gave to me.
[18:45] Agate
So I wrote this new song, thinking of her,
[18:48] Agate
and hoping that the feelings
inside me can reach all of you.
[18:56] Agate
Listen to my new song.
[18:58] Agate
"The Beautiful Paladin".
[19:12] Agate
Holding my head high into the future
[19:19] Agate
even if it leads beyond the light,
[19:25] Agate
I will keep vowing, I will keep believing.
[19:30] Agate
No matter how dazzling the light may be...
[19:37] Agate
I'll go on!
[19:39] Agate
Idols got their start as bards.
[19:43] Agate
And bards were more than
people who just sang songs.
[19:48] Agate
They traveled and wrote songs of
the things they heard and saw,
[19:54] Agate
of the beautiful and noble
things in this world,
[19:57] Agate
and sometimes of the foolishness of mankind.
[20:00] Agate
My encounter with the paladin made me
realize that I wanted to be a real idol.
[20:07] Agate
I want to be like those bards,
and inspire and encourage people who fight.
[20:13] ---
Celebrating Agate's Comeback
Solo Concert
South Terane Auditorium Outdoor Stage
Gates 17:30, Start 18:00
Produced by Jewelry Productions
[20:27] Agate
"It feels so good to have a
drink after you exercise.
[20:31] Agate
I think I just heard Agate's voice.
[20:35] Agate
No, no. She must be tired
[20:37] Agate
after her massively successful
comeback concert the other day.
[20:41] Agate
There's no way she'd come
to see a stray dog like me!
[20:46] Agate
Wahaha!"
[20:49] Nick
My internal voice sure likes to prattle on...
[20:53] Agate
"But more importantly, this drink...
[20:56] Agate
This drink is what I live for!"
[20:58] Nick
You okay?
[21:00] Agate
W-With what?
[21:03] Nick
You looked like something was
bothering you last time.
[21:08] Agate
N-Nothing was bothering me...
[21:12] Agate
Worries...
[21:16] Agate
Of course I have worries. I'm human.
[21:21] Agate
You solve one, and then there's another...
[21:24] Agate
Or two or three at the same time...
[21:28] Nick
Yeah.
[21:29] Agate
Or four, or five, or six...
[21:33] Nick
Once you get a taste for them,
it's hard to let go.
[21:36] Agate
That's true for people and
stray dogs both, woof.
[21:41] Nick
You're still doing that?
[21:42] Agate
A stray dog can be strong, too, woof.
[21:45] Agate
I can do this, woof.
[21:48] Nick
Yeah. You gotta.
[21:51] Agate
Woof. Woof.
[21:54] Nick
Whenever you resolve
something that's bothering you,
[21:56] Nick
it means you're taking a step forward.
[21:59] Agate
Yeah.
[22:07] Nick
You gotta move forward.
[22:12] Agate
Woof.
SIGN Next time:
"The Legend of the Labyrinth City - Stepping Man?!"
[23:35] Kizuna
Next time: "The Legend of the Labyrinth City - Stepping Man?!".
E9 - The Legend of the Labyrinth City - Stepping Man?!
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SIGN Special Article: The Truth about Stepping Man
[00:00] Zem
The mysterious phantom Stepping Man?
SIGN STEPPING
[00:05] Kizuna
A terrifying phantom that kidnaps
children under the cover of night!
[00:09] Kizuna
It can hop around in mid-air,
and no one in Labyrinth City can stop it!
[00:13] Kizuna
Don't you think that's romantic?
[00:17] Tiana
"Romance" is one of those words
with a lot of definitions.
[00:20] Curran
If it's a bad person, we need to beat it.
[00:23] Nick
Don't waste your time on it.
[00:24] Nick
You know there's no such thing.
[00:26] Kizuna
Hey! Stepping Man is real!
[00:29] Kizuna
There are witnesses!
[00:32] Nick
Don't believe everything you read
in a cheap gossip rag like that.
[00:35] Kizuna
I'd love to meet Stepping Man.
[00:39] Olivia
Did you just say, "Stepping Man"?
[00:41] Olivia
I'm Olivia Taylor, an adventurer and
writer for Lemuria Monthly magazine!
[00:46] Kizuna
Lemuria Monthly? I love your magazine!
[00:49] Olivia
Your words honor me.
[00:51] Nick
You just found out about it a while ago.
[00:54] Kizuna
That's a terrible thing
for an idol otaku to say.
[00:57] Kizuna
What does time have to do with love?
[01:01] Kizuna
You're no fun.
[01:04] Zem
Kizuna's curiosity is an
inspiration to us all.
[01:08] Olivia
Kizuna?
[01:15] Olivia
That's a wonderful name!
[01:18] Tiana
Writer and adventurer?
[01:20] Olivia
Yes, I may not look it,
but I'm an adventurer!
[01:23] Olivia
So... I'm... actually...
[01:27] Nick
Yuck!
[01:28] Olivia
Hop! Hop! Achoo!
[01:33] Olivia
Thank you.
[01:36] Nick
Why are you moving around like that?
[01:42] Olivia
Whenever there's something weird
going on in Labyrinth City,
[01:46] Olivia
I'm always there to check it out.
SIGN Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't
Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
SIGN Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't
Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
SIGN "The Legend of the Labyrinth City - Stepping Man?!"
SIGN "The Legend of the Labyrinth City - Stepping Man?!"
SIGN "The Legend of the Labyrinth City - Stepping Man?!"
SIGN "The Legend of the Labyrinth City - Stepping Man?!"
SIGN "The Legend of the Labyrinth City - Stepping Man?!"
SIGN "The Legend of the Labyrinth City - Stepping Man?!"
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[03:45] Nick
Well? How'd you enjoy your first concert?
[03:48] Kizuna
It was more fun than I thought it would be.
[03:50] Kizuna
Especially your favorite, Agate...
[03:53] Nick
Oh, you get it, huh?
[03:56] Kizuna
Indeed! I feel a strong light in her soul.
[04:00] Kizuna
In another era, she would
have been a shaman...
[04:03] Nick
What?
[04:05] Kizuna
Zem's in danger!
[04:07] Kizuna
Here!
[04:09] Nick
Zem!
[04:14] Nick
Stepping Man...
[04:16] Kizuna
A cheap conjurer's trick.
[04:19] Nick
How can we fight him when we can't see him?
[04:24] Kizuna
There!
[04:28] Stepping Man
You can see me?
[04:31] Kizuna
I'm not done yet!
[04:32] Kizuna
Take this! Parallel!
[04:34] Stepping Man
What?
[04:43] Kizuna
How boring.
[04:49] Red
Can you wipe your face off?
[04:56] Zem
Thanks so much, Red.
[04:59] Red
You owe me for this, Zem.
[05:01] Red
We're not a hospital, you know.
[05:03] Nick
What were you doing out there that late?
[05:06] Nick
Any idea who that guy was?
[05:09] Red
She just went through
something really scary.
[05:11] Red
You don't have to interrogate her.
[05:13] Nick
S-Sorry.
[05:17] Reina
That's... Stepping Man!
[05:22] Reina
My mom's no liar!
[05:24] Reina
She's not...
[05:32] Zem
Tell me more.
[05:36] Reina
Mom would always go out late at night
to try and defeat Stepping Man.
[05:42] Reina
But she lost, and now she's in the hospital.
[05:47] Red
Oh, my...
[05:48] Reina
My mom realized
[05:51] Reina
that all the disappearing children
lately were because of Stepping Man.
[05:57] Reina
But nobody would believe her...
[06:01] Zem
Well, most people wouldn't believe.
[06:06] Zem
But we saw it with our own eyes.
[06:11] Zem
We saw someone hiding themselves
in the darkness, attacking a child,
[06:15] Zem
and jumping from roof to roof with ease.
[06:20] Zem
Um, what's your name?
[06:23] Reina
Reina.
[06:24] Zem
Reina, we believe your mom.
[06:29] Zem
And I respect her bravery in challenging
such a difficult opponent all by herself.
[06:35] Reina
Zem...
[06:37] Reina
Zem!
[06:40] Reina
Please make me your student!
[06:46] Zem
My student?
[06:49] Reina
Yes.
[06:49] Reina
I was so impressed by how
brave you were back there!
[06:54] Nick
Listen, he was once...
[06:56] Zem
You're ten years...
[06:59] Zem
no, fifteen years too
young to be my student.
[07:06] Reina
Fifteen years?
[07:10] Reina
S-So how should I train until then?
[07:14] Zem
Well, for today, get some
rest at Miss Red's place.
[07:20] Red
We can go see your mom in the morning.
[07:23] Zem
And never do anything so dangerous again.
[07:28] Reina
Okay, Master!
[07:30] Zem
Until fifteen years have passed,
you must not get any closer to me.
[07:36] Zem
Can you do that?
[07:37] Reina
I can!
[07:38] Zem
Good girl.
[07:41] Kizuna
This sucks.
[07:43] Red
Oh, my... You're such a young boy to
be letting out such a big sigh...
[07:47] Kizuna
My beloved Stepping Man turned
out to be that cheap fraud.
[07:52] Nick
We got closer to finding out his
true identity. That's a big step.
[07:55] Kizuna
He doesn't have a "true identity".
He's just some kidnapper.
[08:00] Kizuna
I'm just going to have to destroy
this fake Stepping Man!
[08:03] Kizuna
I'll catch him myself!
[08:05] Zem
We can't leave him on the loose
after he hurt Reina, either.
[08:11] Nick
Then...
[08:13] Nick
Let's make a job out of it.
[08:20] Nick
This guild is filled with bounty hunters,
so it's a little rougher than most.
[08:29] Nick
Give us what you know about Stepping Man.
[08:32] Jun
I don't think I've seen
the four of them before.
[08:35] Nick
Oh, right.
[08:37] Jun
We can't share info on expensive bounties
[08:39] Jun
with adventurers who've never
accomplished anything.
[08:42] Jun
Mr. Former-Member-of-Masters-of-War.
[08:48] Tiana
You just said the word
"expensive," didn't you?
[08:51] Kizuna
Bingo.
[08:52] Zem
So there is a bounty out on him.
[08:55] Jun
I didn't say that...
[08:59] Jun
Okay, how's this for starters?
[09:02] Nick
Hale Hardy...
[09:03] Kizuna
The reward is 300,000 dinah.
[09:05] Kizuna
That's not bad.
[09:07] Jun
You got the Iron Tigers sent to jail.
[09:10] Jun
This should be easy for you Survivors.
[09:14] Bounty Hunter 1
Those are the Survivors?
[09:15] Bounty Hunter 2
Wow!
[09:16] Ash
They ain't bounty hunters.
They're muscling in on our turf.
[09:20] Tiana
Jealousy is unbecoming of a bounty hunter.
[09:23] Ash
You amateurs should stick
to fighting goblins!
[09:27] Comrade
Stop it!
[09:28] Ash
Don't try to stop me!
[09:29] Comrade
He doesn't mean anything by it!
[09:30] Comrade
Please don't provoke him...
[09:33] Tiana
We'll find this Hale guy and bring him here.
[09:38] Zem
She doesn't mean anything by it.
[09:39] Curran
She's not provoking him, either!
[09:42] Ash
All right.
[09:43] Ash
Let's take bets, guys!
[09:46] Ash
I bet they fail—
[09:55] Tiana
50,000 dinah on the
Survivors pulling it off.
[10:01] Tiana
And you?
[10:03] Ash
I... I bet my whole fortune
on the Survivors failing...
[10:07] Comrade
Sorry!
[10:09] Comrade
He's getting a little too heated.
[10:11] Tiana
Go make some money while
you're waiting for us to get back.
[10:16] Bounty Hunters
Okay, Ash, I bet on you!
[10:19] Bounty Hunters
I bet tonight's bar tab on the lady!
[10:22] Bounty Hunters
I bet my rent money that
the Survivors get killed!
[10:28] Nick
Garbage Collection. By far the
most dangerous slum in the city.
[10:32] Nick
They say there's no crime in the world
that hasn't happened here at least once.
[10:35] Nick
The Solar Knights don't come here, either.
[10:38] Nick
It was safe to assume that the guild
was right, and Hale was here.
[10:46] Nick
First, we say hello to the gatekeep.
[10:49] Gatekeep
Ain't seen you around here before.
[10:52] Gatekeep
Bounty hunters?
[10:53] Nick
Yeah, something like that.
[10:55] Nick
We don't need escorts or a guide.
[10:58] Nick
But I do want information.
[11:01] Gatekeep
If it's about a bounty, go find it yourself.
[11:04] Nick
Has anything unusual happened around
here? Even something small.
[11:08] Gatekeep
One of the whores got sick
and died last weekend.
[11:13] Gatekeep
Greg, our odd-jobs guy,
had a dog that gave birth.
[11:16] Gatekeep
Ten puppies. All males.
[11:19] Gatekeep
Nobody's been dumb enough
[11:21] Gatekeep
to let themselves get caught by a
bounty hunter for three months.
[11:23] Gatekeep
Oh, and Greg says new
customers get 20 percent off.
[11:28] Kizuna
That doesn't tell us much.
[11:31] Gatekeep
Guess I can throw in the fact that
a girl with a death wish came by.
[11:36] Kizuna
What?
[11:38] Nick
Thanks.
[11:40] Gatekeep
If you die, make sure you die in a
way that keeps it out of the news.
[11:46] Gatekeep
Oh, one more thing.
[11:49] Gatekeep
Don't get in Nalgava's
way while he's working.
[11:52] Gatekeep
That's a warning.
[11:55] Zem
Nalgava?
[11:56] Nick
Who's that?
[11:58] Gatekeep
Someone important.
[12:05] Curran
It stinks.
[12:07] Zem
The air circulation and water quality
aren't very good, after all.
[12:12] Nick
There's all kinds of nasty
little maggots here...
[12:19] Thug
Hold it! This is a toll road.
[12:21] Thug
Hand over your money—
[12:23] Nick
We're looking for a man named Hale.
[12:26] Thug
Hale, the former host and seducer?
[12:30] Thug
He's in the Bedrooms.
[12:31] Nick
The Bedrooms?
[12:34] Thug
A building on the east side that
was supposed to be an inn.
[12:35] Kizuna
Schwing!
[12:38] Nick
Thanks.
[12:41] Thug
Then pay me for the info!
[12:44] Tiana
You remember how you were just
trying to steal from us?
[12:48] Zem
You're going to die soon.
[12:52] Zem
You're doing something you shouldn't be.
[12:54] Thug
Nobody asked you.
[12:58] Zem
Does it make you feel happy? Depressed?
[13:00] Thug
What's your problem?
[13:02] Zem
Just answer the question.
[13:05] Thug
I can't sleep!
[13:07] Thug
I'm not allowed to have
some fun when I sleep?
[13:10] Thug
I can't live a normal life here!
[13:13] Thug
This wasn't supposed to be my life!
[13:16] Thug
You wouldn't understand!
[13:18] Curran
That's not true.
[13:22] Curran
That's not true.
[13:25] Curran
I understand. I think.
[13:31] Zem
This herb has calming properties.
[13:34] Zem
This can be your fee for that information.
[13:37] Zem
It's not a strong medicine,
but it will have to do.
[13:40] Zem
Don't rely on what you've
been taking until now.
[13:44] Thug
W-Wait!
[13:47] Thug
Hale's a fast runner.
[13:49] Thug
If he sees you coming, he'll be
gone in the blink of an eye.
[13:52] Zem
Thanks. We'll be careful.
[13:57] Kizuna
So this is the Bedrooms.
[13:59] Nick
If Hale gets even the slightest
bit suspicious, he'll bolt.
[14:02] Curran
We'll have to be careful.
[14:16] Nick
You okay?
[14:19] Zem
I'm sorry.
[14:20] Zem
The conditions here are so bad,
it's no wonder people are getting sick.
[14:25] Zem
There's no hope.
[14:28] Zem
If anything, this is where
you'd need a temple...
[14:35] Nick
Find him?
[14:36] Kizuna
Yeah, he's here...
[14:40] Nick
What? That doesn't tell me much.
[14:43] Kizuna
He's busy, from the look of it.
[14:48] Hale
Wh-Who the hell are you?
[14:50] Nick
Most people with a bounty on their
head are a little more careful.
[14:52] Hale
Stay out!
[14:54] Curran
An easy 300,000!
[14:57] Hale
What do you mean, 300,000?
[14:59] Nick
The bounty on you.
[15:01] Hale
That's way too much money!
[15:04] Hale
I just hit, kicked, sold into
slavery, and conned people!
[15:07] Nick
And murder?
[15:09] Hale
I didn't do it!
[15:15] Nick
Well, you can tell the guild all about it.
[15:19] Nalgava
You.
[15:21] Nalgava
What are you doing to my patient?
[15:23] Hale
Dr. Nalgava!
[15:24] Hale
Help me!
[15:26] Nick
Nalgava?
[15:29] Nick
That's him?
[15:32] Nalgava
Who are you?
[15:34] Nalgava
You don't look like amateurs.
[15:36] Nick
And you?
[15:37] Nick
You don't look like the usual priest.
[15:41] Nalgava
The Bedrooms are a neutral zone.
[15:43] Nalgava
The deal says you don't interfere
when I'm treating patients.
[15:46] Nick
Wait. We're not from here.
[15:50] Nick
We just came to capture a bounty.
[15:54] Nalgava
What did Hale do?
[15:55] Nick
Most everything except murder.
[15:58] Nalgava
What?
[16:00] Nalgava
Fool.
[16:02] Nalgava
I can cure wounds and disease,
but I can't remove your guilt.
[16:07] Nalgava
If he's done evil, then I
have no reason to stop you.
[16:11] Nalgava
Take him.
[16:12] Hale
No, Doctor! Do something!
[16:16] Nalgava
He has the Yellow Demon Sickness.
[16:19] Nalgava
If he's not coming back for a long time,
[16:22] Nalgava
I'd like to at least treat
him before he goes.
[16:24] Nick
You're sure?
[16:26] Nick
If we take him, your treatment
might go to waste.
[16:31] Nalgava
Kid, that's...
[16:32] Zem
Nick, that's incorrect.
[16:36] Zem
Depending on what he's done,
he may get the death penalty.
[16:39] Hale
Hey! Don't even say that!
[16:40] Zem
But our job is to do the best
we can at any given moment.
[16:46] Zem
It may even turn out that he didn't
do anything he's accused of.
[16:51] Zem
And it's also possible he
may lead a peaceful life,
[16:54] Zem
and die a peaceful death, in prison.
[16:56] Hale
Quiet! Shut up and take
me away already, asshole!
[16:59] Nalgava
You're a priest, then?
[17:01] Zem
Yes. Former priest, just like you, though...
[17:07] Zem
If I may ask, why are you here?
[17:10] Zem
If you're talented enough to
identify Yellow Demon Sickness,
[17:13] Zem
you could work anywhere you like.
[17:16] Nalgava
Then what about you?
[17:19] Nalgava
Do you want to go back to being a priest?
[17:21] Zem
Yes.
[17:23] Zem
I'm sick of it all.
[17:27] Kizuna
By the way, Nalgava.
[17:30] Kizuna
Stepping Man.
[17:33] Kizuna
Have you heard of him?
[17:35] Tiana
Of course he hasn't!
[17:38] Kizuna
A black shadow that stalks in the
night and kidnaps children...
[17:43] Nalgava
I'm afraid I haven't.
[17:47] Hale
A kidnapper? This place is filled with 'em!
[17:51] Hale
Who cares about one kidnapper?
[17:53] Nalgava
Hey. He seems genuinely concerned.
[17:56] Nalgava
If you know something...
[17:58] Hale
Oh!
[17:59] Hale
Well, I don't know if they're a kidnapper,
[18:02] Hale
but I did see this weird reporter going
around and giving kids candy to talk to them.
[18:06] Nick
Weird reporter?
[18:09] Jun
You pulled it off.
[18:11] Jun
You found him in a single day. Nice.
[18:14] Bounty Hunter 1
I-I can't believe it!
[18:16] Bounty Hunter 2
They really found him!
[18:19] Tiana
Now, how much did you all bet?
[18:24] Ash
Right now, I've got about 800,000 dinah...
[18:26] Tiana
That'll do.
[18:28] Ash
W-Wait!
[18:29] Ash
Some of that goes to the ones who
bet on you! You can't take it all!
[18:33] Tiana
Use this money to buy every
bottle of alcohol you can find!
[18:36] Tiana
Drinks on the house for everyone!
[18:40] Bounty Hunters
Nice thinking, missy!
[18:43] Bounty Hunter 3
Hey, I bet on you!
[18:46] Tiana
You were gonna blow it on booze anyway!
[18:48] Tiana
Or are you too good to
drink what I offer you?
[18:51] Bounty Hunters
She's got you there!
[18:53] Bounty Hunters
Oh, fine.
[18:58] Ash
Sorry...
[19:02] Jun
Ow...
[19:05] Jun
Thanks for the booze last night.
[19:09] Jun
Here's the money for Hale, and...
[19:11] Jun
you wanted the stuff on Stepping Man, right?
[19:14] Nick
Let's see...
[19:16] Nick
"Burn green wood in your house and
the smoke will keep him away."
[19:20] Tiana
"He knocked a hole in my roof,
but fixed my gutters. Nice guy."
[19:25] Curran
"I stayed up late at night to summon him,
and he told me to go to bed.
[19:30] Curran
I'm sorry."
[19:32] Kizuna
Nothing but weird rumors
and mistaken identity.
[19:35] Jun
Personally, I'd rather you
went after normal bounties
[19:39] Jun
instead of chasing non-existent folklore.
[19:42] Jun
Ow...
[19:43] Nick
We're not interested in
Stepping Man the urban legend, either.
[19:47] Nick
We want to find the kidnapper
that people call Stepping Man.
[19:53] Jun
I don't know about kidnappers...
[19:56] Jun
But if you're looking for a suspicious
person who talks to kids,
[19:58] Jun
you can find her over there.
[20:02] Zem
A weird reporter going around
and giving kids candy...
[20:05] Zem
...to talk to them?
[20:09] Nick
No way.
[20:11] Kizuna
She's definitely the reporter
giving kids candy, but...
[20:16] Nick
If only you remembered more
about what they looked like...
[20:20] Kizuna
I just remember that they were fast
on their feet, and used chains...
[20:25] Tiana
Chains?
[20:28] Curran
She was weirdly heavy.
[20:32] Curran
If she had chains wrapped around her body...
[20:35] Curran
That's silly.
[20:37] Nick
No way!
[20:41] Nick
Curran, Tiana. Block the exits.
[20:45] Nick
I'm sure I'm being overly cautious, but...
[20:48] Red
Oh, Nick!
[20:49] Red
She found us on our way back
to visit Reina's mom...
[20:52] Nick
So you give the kids candy and
interview them, and then what?
[20:57] Olivia
Then what?
[20:59] Olivia
Oh, my! You look angry!
[21:02] Nick
I don't know if being a reporter
is a busy job or not.
[21:06] Olivia
One minute you're sitting around waiting,
[21:08] Olivia
and the next you're leaping around the city!
[21:11] Nick
And from roof to roof?
[21:14] Nick
For example, where were you two nights ago?
[21:18] Olivia
Huh?
[21:19] Olivia
Is this turning into an interrogation?
[21:21] Nick
You can't answer?
[21:23] Olivia
I can!
[21:24] Olivia
Editing department! Bar!
Turned in assignment! Ate!
[21:27] Olivia
Article! Food!
[21:28] Olivia
Kinda sucked! Was pretty good!
[21:30] Olivia
Well, I may have explained
them out of order,
[21:34] Olivia
thus making two simple to understand events
[21:38] Olivia
difficult to understand by
discussing them in parallel.
[21:40] Olivia
This is a sign of my powerful
literary skills...
[21:41] Nick
So, are you Stepping Man?
[21:45] Nick
Where'd you take the kids?
[21:48] Nick
Why do you kidnap them?
[21:50] Nick
No, who even are you?
[21:54] Olivia
Um... I'm not sure I understand
what you're asking.
[22:14] Nick
Seriously?
SIGN Next time:
"Labyrinth Dragnet"
[23:36] Zem
Next time: "Labyrinth Dragnet".
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[00:00] Zem
Don't hurt me...
[00:04] Zem
Spare me...
[00:06] Zem
Don't hurt me... Spare me...
[00:07] Zem
I have the same dream a lot.
[00:13] Guard
You had your fun for a while, didn't you?
[00:15] Guard
You paid a high price for it, though, Doc.
[00:19] Zem
Don't hurt me... Spare me...
[00:24] Guard
You're disgusting!
[00:28] Zem
Don't hurt me... Spare me...
[00:33] Zem
Don't hurt me... Spare...
[00:39] Zem
And for a while after I wake up,
I just lie there afraid,
[00:44] Zem
unsure if I'm awake
or still in the nightmare.
[00:50] Zem
Don't hurt me...
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Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
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[02:26] Nick
Wha—
[02:30] Jun
You're paying for that.
[02:34] Nick
I still can't believe we were right.
[02:36] Curran
I've never seen anybody
who can move like that.
[02:39] Zem
She was just like the Stepping Man we saw.
[02:43] Kizuna
I refuse to accept that
was Stepping Man, though!
[02:47] Kizuna
She was writing articles
about herself? Nonsense!
[02:51] Red
Sorry to interrupt.
[02:53] Red
I've got a pretty girl who wants to see you.
Not as pretty as me, of course.
[02:58] Zem
That's something to look forward to.
[03:03] Reina
Mom!
[03:05] Ada
You're the Survivors, right?
[03:08] Nick
You're all healed up now, Ada?
[03:11] Ada
I guess I'm famous and I didn't know it.
[03:15] Rose
What, you know her?
[03:17] Nick
The swashbuckler of the legendary
A-Rank party Grandchef.
[03:21] Nick
"Ada the Sommelier".
She's been famous for ages.
[03:26] Ada
There's a name I haven't heard in a while.
[03:29] Ada
Yeah, I went on the Adventure of the
Platinum Peach with Fifs and his gang.
[03:32] Curran
Fifs? Fifs the Solo Eater?
[03:36] Ada
I've heard he's S-Rank right now.
[03:38] Ada
But back then, we were all young.
[03:43] Ada
First, sorry for the trouble
my daughter caused you.
[03:47] Reina
I'm sorry!
[03:48] Ada
She's too fearless for her own good.
I don't know who she gets it from.
[03:53] Ada
But she's done with Stepping Man.
[03:57] Zem
That's right.
[03:58] Zem
Don't do anything dangerous anymore.
[04:00] Reina
But, Master...
[04:02] Ada
Master? What's that about?
[04:05] Reina
Mom, I want him to make me his student!
[04:08] Ada
Listen, kid...
[04:10] Zem
Reina, I want to make this clear right now.
[04:14] Zem
To me, you're an enemy.
[04:19] Zem
Maybe "enemy" is going too far.
[04:23] Zem
But whenever I see a girl
your age, I get so scared.
[04:32] Zem
A long time ago, a certain girl deceived me.
[04:37] Zem
And because of that, I spent years in jail.
[04:42] Zem
When I got out, just the
sight of a girl was enough
[04:46] Zem
to make me freeze in terror, to the
point where I could barely speak...
[04:53] Zem
If it was just words,
that would be one thing,
[04:56] Zem
but, at times, I can barely breathe.
[05:00] Zem
That goes for any girl
your age. Not just you.
[05:05] Reina
But you protected me!
[05:09] Zem
That's...
[05:11] Zem
That's just what anyone would have done
if they saw a young child in danger.
[05:18] Zem
But...
[05:21] Zem
It surprised me.
[05:25] Zem
It made me feel something akin to hope...
[05:31] Zem
Hope that maybe I could move on,
maybe I could get over this...
[05:39] Reina
And that's why you said in fifteen years?
[05:41] Ada
What are you talking about?
[05:43] Ada
I won't let you marry her!
[05:45] Ada
She ain't marrying no adventurer!
[05:47] Zem
No, ma'am. It's nothing like that.
[05:50] Reina
That's right, Mom!
[05:52] Reina
He's my master, not my boyfriend!
[05:55] Reina
If I was picking a boyfriend,
I'd be more careful!
[05:58] Red
Oh, my.
[06:00] Tiana
She's smart for her age.
[06:04] Curran
I think you just got rejected, Zem.
[06:07] Zem
Fifteen years from now,
she'd totally be my type...
[06:12] Ada
As a former member of Grandchef...
[06:15] Ada
Do you want me to slice you
into finely fileted strips?
[06:17] Zem
Please, no!
[06:24] Ada
Okay, I think I see what's going on, now.
[06:26] Ada
You really were there when
she needed help, huh?
[06:29] Ada
Let me thank you again.
[06:31] Ada
But you need to give this up, too, Survivors.
[06:37] Ada
Just forget this whole thing.
[06:39] Ada
You understand, if you fought it, right?
[06:42] Ada
We can't defeat it.
[06:46] Nick
We don't have to take orders
from you there, Ms. Grandchef.
[06:49] Nick
If an adventurer wants to go
after a bounty, he's free to.
[06:54] Ada
You're not strong enough right now.
[06:56] Nick
Of that I'm aware,
[06:58] Nick
but I can't sit idly by and
allow these kidnappings to happen.
[07:02] Ada
That's the Solar Knights' job.
[07:05] Nick
Yup.
[07:07] Nick
But I don't like the way she's using an
urban legend as cover to kidnap kids.
[07:14] Ada
And I took advantage of that.
[07:18] Ada
The Solar Knights are too busy to respond
to every single kidnapping case.
[07:27] Ada
So you decided to pretend the
kidnapper was the Stepping Man,
[07:32] Ada
use the bounty, and get the
adventurers to go after him.
[07:40] Ada
I'm out of this business, though.
[07:42] Ada
I don't want her to do something dumb
and get caught up something bad,
[07:48] Ada
and I don't want to die and
leave her without a mom.
[07:51] Red
That's the right move.
[07:53] Nick
You said we're not strong enough
to win right now, right?
[07:56] Nick
Then tell us how we can win.
[08:02] Ada
Your leader bows his head and
begs for help that easily?
[08:07] Zem
Yes, actually.
[08:09] Tiana
He decided it was the logical thing to do.
[08:11] Curran
That's what makes Nick great!
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[08:14] Ada
Drink this first.
[08:18] Nick
What is it?
[08:19] Curran
This smell... this is glory mushroom soup?
[08:22] Zem
Your sense of smell's amazing, Curran!
[08:26] Curran
It's an expensive soup that never
goes for less than 50,000 dinah!
[08:32] Nick
It's good.
[08:33] Nick
So what's this soup got
to do with our victory?
[08:37] Nick
It's not a good luck charm
or anything, right?
[08:40] Ada
These mushrooms will draw out
your latent magical potential.
[08:45] Ada
Fighting Stepping Man means
a lot of jumping around
[08:47] Ada
and switching between melee
attacks and dodging.
[08:52] Ada
What'll determine your victory
is how you use your magic.
[08:56] Nick
Magic, huh?
[08:58] Nick
I don't think that's my thing...
[09:01] Tiana
And I can't cast while in melee range...
[09:04] Zem
We casters spend our time
in the back, after all...
[09:07] Curran
I'd like to try it, but I'm
not good with complex stuff.
[09:11] Ada
Oh, my.
You Survivors sure are quick to give up.
[09:15] Kizuna
I don't need advice.
[09:19] Ada
Hold this in your hand and
say this word in your mind:
[09:22] Ada
"Burn".
[09:24] Tiana
An Igniter?
[09:27] Ada
Curran, right?
[09:28] Ada
You first.
[09:29] Curran
O-Okay...
[09:32] Curran
Burn! Burn! Burn!
[09:36] Tiana
Relax.
[09:39] Tiana
Focus your mind on the area
around your belly button.
[09:44] Curran
It's not working!
[09:45] Curran
I can't do this!
[09:47] Curran
If I want fire, I can just breathe it!
[09:50] Ada
You're having trouble focusing, aren't you?
[09:53] Ada
Well, take your time.
[09:55] Ada
Next.
[09:56] Nick
I've never been a mage...
[10:05] Tiana
You did it, Nick!
[10:07] Curran
Wow!
[10:09] Red
You're the best, Nick!
[10:12] Nick
I'm surprised I could do that, sure.
[10:14] Nick
But a flame that size won't even
drive away one of the city's thugs.
[10:18] Ada
I'm not telling you to fight with fire.
[10:21] Ada
I just wanted to see your potential.
[10:23] Nick
And? How'd I do?
[10:27] Ada
Well...
[10:30] Ada
Depends on how hard you train.
[10:35] Ada
Stepping Man uses two enhancement spells:
Light Body and Heavy Body.
[10:41] Ada
Those of you who'll be fighting directly,
start with Light Body.
[10:44] Ada
Give me ten jumps.
[10:48] Nick
If that's all...
[10:51] Nick
One, two...
[10:54] Curran
Three, four...
[10:57] Reina
Five... wow!
[11:00] Red
Seven...
[11:01] Nick
Eight, nine—
[11:08] Nick
N-Nine...
[11:13] Ada
I thought you had the most potential, but...
[11:30] Kizuna
If we know the hours you're out hunting,
[11:32] Kizuna
and where you hunt, you're as good as ours.
[11:34] Zem
Why always the same time, though?
[11:37] Nick
Are you Olivia?
[11:45] Kizuna
Wait!
[11:49] Nick
Isn't he Olivia?
[11:52] Kizuna
Attack magic, movement magic,
and illusion magic at the same time.
[11:56] Kizuna
Could any mage really do all that at once?
[12:00] Zem
So one of them must be a magic item?
[12:03] Kizuna
Yeah...
[12:05] Nick
I know what's on the store shelves, but I
don't know anything about rare artifacts.
[12:11] Tiana
We know someone who does, though.
[12:20] Leon
So? You didn't come all this
way just to recommend me
[12:22] Leon
the dragonian's favorite meat buns, right?
[12:26] Nick
I want your help.
[12:29] Nick
Do you know of any magic items that can
hide your presence or disguise you?
[12:34] Leon
That'd be...
[12:39] Leon
the Illusion King's Jewel.
[12:42] Leon
Or more specifically, a magic
item that incorporates it.
[12:45] Nick
That's awfully specific.
[12:49] Nick
How do I deal with it?
[12:50] Leon
Breaking the illusion isn't that hard.
[12:53] Leon
The easiest way to shut it down for
sure is to speak the user's name.
[13:00] (Flashback) Nick
Are you Olivia?
[13:04] Leon
You can't just say names randomly, though.
[13:07] Leon
You're strengthening the idea in your
mind that it has to be that person.
[13:12] Leon
So if your mind's not
certain, it won't work.
[13:15] Leon
It's gotta be the first name you say.
[13:18] Nick
It's not Olivia... then?
[13:35] Ada
Come on! One more time!
[13:37] Ada
No time to rest!
[13:39] Nick
O-Okay!
[13:41] Nick
It's been forever since I've
had to train this hard.
[13:44] Nick
It reminds me of the old days...
[13:53] (Flashback) Argas
He who truly becomes a master of war can
destroy a monster without any weapons.
[13:59] (Flashback) Argas
First, focus on nothing but
learning to improve yourself!
[14:13] (Flashback) Argas
You can learn magic after that.
[14:16] (Flashback) Young Nick
Y-Yes, sir!
[14:18] (Flashback) Argas
You won't get that much taller.
Your parents were short.
[14:23] (Flashback) Young Nick
Yes, sir!
[14:24] (Flashback) Argas
But being short isn't a weakness!
[14:26] (Flashback) Argas
Find what you're good at and increase the
number of things that make you strong!
[14:32] (Flashback) Young Nick
Yes, sir!
[14:46] Tiana
Are you about ready?
[14:49] Nick
No. The magic spell ends
if I'm not focusing.
[14:52] Nick
It'd be hard to do a fight like this.
[14:57] Zem
I used the files Ada had to
go around and ask questions
[15:00] Zem
about leaky roofs and people
getting their roofs fixed.
[15:02] Nick
I see!
[15:04] Nick
He jumps from roof to roof.
[15:06] Nick
If we look at where the damage
is concentrated, then...
[15:09] Tiana
Yup.
[15:10] Zem
We can narrow it down.
[15:14] Nick
This is...
[15:19] Nick
Any new info?
[15:21] Gatekeep
Two of Greg's puppies died.
[15:24] Gatekeep
His 20 percent discount is over,
'cause he figures it's bad luck.
[15:28] Gatekeep
And somebody brought a child's
body to the common graves.
[15:32] Gatekeep
Nothing new.
[15:34] Tiana
A child's body.
[15:37] Nick
A boy? Or a girl?
[15:41] Gatekeep
I don't remember.
[15:42] Gatekeep
I don't remember if they had
short hair or long hair, even.
[15:48] Gatekeep
It happens all the time.
[15:52] Zem
I don't like this.
[15:56] Kizuna
Be careful.
[15:58] Zem
Telepathy?
[16:00] Nick
What is it?
[16:01] Kizuna
We're being followed.
[16:04] Kizuna
We could be attacked at any moment.
[16:15] Nick
I just learned that stuff.
Will it work on her?
[16:17] Kizuna
Light Body!
[16:23] Olivia
Light Body. I knew you were Stepping Man.
[16:27] Nick
No, you're Stepping Man!
[16:35] Kizuna
Parallel!
[16:37] Olivia
No way!
[16:38] Olivia
Parallel!
[16:40] Nick
Seriously?
[16:43] Olivia
I stopped your best move.
[16:47] Nick
Be certain... and speak their name.
[16:51] Nick
Olivia!
[16:52] Nick
You're Olivia, right?
[17:00] Olivia
Yes, I am Olivia!
[17:03] Olivia
Oh, if it isn't Nick?
[17:05] Olivia
It's me, Olivia!
[17:07] Olivia
The Olivia you suspected
of being Stepping Man!
[17:09] Olivia
Not that I hold it against you
or hate you for it, though!
[17:11] Olivia
But, some nights, I did cry myself to sleep!
[17:13] Olivia
Yes, it is I, Olivia!
[17:17] Nick
Let's try and figure this out...
[17:19] Nick
So, basically...
[17:21] Olivia
You're Stepping Man, right, Nick?
[17:24] Nick
Obviously, I'm not!
[17:25] Zem
We were pretty sure you were
actually Stepping Man...
[17:30] Olivia
Well...
[17:32] Olivia
Don't get too surprised.
[17:34] Olivia
But not only am I a reporter,
and an adventurer,
[17:38] Olivia
I am also Stepping Man!
[17:40] Nick
We know.
[17:41] Olivia
Or actually, that's just
what they used to call me.
[17:45] Zem
What's going on?
[17:47] Tiana
So you're Stepping Man, right?
[17:53] Olivia
I'm not the Stepping Man everyone
knows for being a kidnapper, though!
[17:58] Olivia
Basically, Stepping Man
is a name used to refer
[18:01] Olivia
to every weirdo that jumps around
the city's roofs at night!
[18:05] Curran
So Olivia's true identity was "weirdo"?
[18:07] Tiana
Well, we knew that a while ago.
[18:10] Kizuna
I see.
[18:11] Kizuna
I've never heard the
"Multiple Stepping Men" theory before.
[18:15] Kizuna
But...
[18:16] Nick
If you'd answered us instead of running,
we wouldn't have had to deal with this.
[18:19] Olivia
Very true!
[18:20] Olivia
I can't get anywhere near the guild or the
editing department anymore because of that.
[18:26] Nick
Oh, what was that thing you just did?
I heard you say "Parallel".
[18:31] Olivia
My...
[18:33] Olivia
"Mysterious Boy? Girl? Discovered Who Uses
Parallel, an Advanced Ancient Spell."
[18:38] Olivia
Wouldn't that be a good article?
[18:41] Kizuna
Then maybe I'll just submit
an article to Lemuria Monthly
[18:45] Kizuna
about how Stepping Man is
actually a female reporter
[18:48] Kizuna
and a witch who uses ancient magic!
[18:52] Olivia
Remember that we're under no obligation to
run every article that gets submitted...
[18:59] Kizuna
Well, let's just forget it for now.
[19:02] Kizuna
It feels like we're both
after the same thing.
[19:05] Olivia
Y-Yes.
[19:07] Olivia
Let's do our best to capture
Stepping Man together! Hip-hip hooray!
[19:12] Nick
Is that really okay?
[19:30] Zem
I don't see anything really unusual...
[19:33] Olivia
Really?
[19:36] Olivia
What does her face look like?
[19:39] Olivia
Tell me specifics, as accurately as you can.
[19:43] Olivia
What does her mouth look like?
Is it big? Small?
[19:46] Olivia
Is her nose pronounced? Or flat?
[19:48] Olivia
Her eyes? Any freckles? Or scars?
[19:52] Nick
I'm not sure what to say...
[19:55] Nick
She's got eyes, a nose...
[19:59] Zem
No, it's strange.
[20:03] Zem
It's strange how nothing's strange.
[20:05] Olivia
Yes.
[20:06] Olivia
It's strange.
[20:07] Olivia
Everything about it is strange.
[20:11] Olivia
Our recognition abilities are
being jammed on every level...
[20:15] Nick
Which means...
[20:18] Kizuna
Let's see what's beneath it.
[20:31] Zem
What's this?
[20:32] Olivia
A fragment of the Illusion
King's Jewel, probably.
[20:37] Olivia
Its jamming feature is small, but there.
[20:41] Kizuna
And that's how they got past the
Solar Knights' forensics team?
[20:46] Nick
But why?
[20:59] Nick
There's a burn mark on her arm...
[21:01] Zem
It looks old.
[21:03] Curran
There's a mole on her neck.
[21:08] Zem
Signs of treatment for
Yellow Demon Sickness.
[21:11] Olivia
She's not a nameless corpse.
[21:15] Olivia
She was precious to somebody.
Somebody loved her.
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[21:26] Tiana
Martha Canning. Age 10.
[21:28] Tiana
Daughter of a man who runs a shop
selling armor on Blacksmith's Street.
[21:31] Tiana
A burn mark on her left wrist.
[21:34] Tiana
A mole on the right side of her neck.
[21:36] Tiana
Missing for a month.
[21:38] Tiana
She had a habit of running away from home,
[21:40] Tiana
and so her parents were slow
to contact the Solar Knights.
[21:43] Nick
This is her.
[21:45] Zem
Yes. The missing girl's body was
found inside the Garbage Collection.
[21:52] Tiana
So Stepping Man's there, too?
[21:55] Kizuna
Or, at least, going in and out.
[21:59] Zem
Let's return her to her parents.
[22:02] Zem
And then we avenge her.
[22:04] Nick
You figured out who Stepping Man is?
[22:09] Zem
Unfortunately, yes.
[22:12] Zem
We have to stop them.
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[23:35] Olivia
Next time: "Survivors VS Stepping Man".
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[00:13] Nick
What's got you in such a hurry you can't
even look at that beautiful moon?
[00:19] Nalgava
Your Light Body is still undeveloped,
but your martial arts are good.
[00:24] Nick
Does that make me a Stepping Man, then?
[00:29] Nick
There was one thing I was
never able to figure out.
[00:33] Nick
Why keep doing this, when it was obvious
your modus operandi was known?
[00:37] Nick
Your way of challenging the authorities?
[00:39] Nick
Or...
[00:42] Nick
Or did you just want to be caught?
[00:46] Nalgava
You're a very curious young man.
[00:49] Nick
I've figured out almost everything
else about what's driving you!
[00:57] Nick
The reason you kidnap kids!
[00:58] Nick
The reason you're based out
of the Garbage Collection.
[01:03] Nalgava
But you're missing one critical piece.
[01:05] Nick
I ain't, actually.
[01:12] Nick
I was surprised when I heard somebody
[01:16] Nick
was writing academic papers from the
dump that is the Garbage Collection.
[01:20] Nick
Nalgava.
[01:31] Nalgava
First, let me congratulate
you on your deduction.
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[03:05] Nick
The kid found in the common
grave at the Garbage Collection
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[03:09] Nick
showed signs of treatment
for Yellow Demon Sickness.
[03:12] Nick
How come an infectious disease like that
[03:14] Nick
isn't spreading from the Garbage Collection
to the rest of Labyrinth City?
[03:18] Nick
Sure, that place isn't exactly clean,
[03:21] Nick
but there shouldn't be that much
of a gap in infection rates.
[03:25] Nick
It feels like there's a human cause.
[03:30] Nick
At least, that's our doctor's opinion.
[03:34] Nalgava
That young man?
[03:36] Nick
The Garbage Collection is your lab,
[03:38] Nick
for you to devise a way to cure the illness.
[03:42] Nick
You kidnap kids to give yourself
more research samples.
[03:47] Nalgava
Then there's nothing more to say.
[03:49] Nick
You still want to fight?
[03:51] Nick
Then, here I go!
[03:55] Nalgava
You haven't figured it out?
[03:57] Nalgava
I know your every move!
[04:01] Nick
And I know yours, too!
[04:07] Nalgava
Fool! If you put your full weight
behind a strike up here...
[04:11] Nick
That's why I did it!
[04:23] Nick
We got lucky that your movement
route is so precise.
[04:31] Nalgava
So I'm trapped, then?
[04:36] Zem
Nalgava.
[04:40] Zem
Why did you spread a plague?
[04:45] Nalgava
My daughter died of Yellow Demon Sickness.
[04:48] Zem
I learned that when I did my research.
[04:51] Zem
It was very sad.
[04:55] Zem
Yellow Demon Sickness is primarily
sexually transmitted.
[04:59] Zem
Right now, most people think it's an STD.
[05:05] Zem
One day, your daughter tried to help care
[05:07] Zem
for an infected patient,
and touched their blood.
[05:11] Zem
She was probably trying to copy what
she saw you do every day, as a doctor.
[05:15] Zem
But the people around her
didn't believe that.
[05:20] Nalgava
They started spreading all kinds
of rumors about how she got it...
[05:25] Nalgava
Even after she was dead, they enjoyed it!
[05:29] Nalgava
Why did my daughter have to die?!
[05:33] Nalgava
Why did God take my daughter from me?!
[05:35] Nalgava
Why?!
[05:38] Nalgava
Why was it so sudden...?
[05:43] Nalgava
I hoped if I could find a way
to cure the disease that slew her,
[05:49] Nalgava
at least her death wouldn't be in vain.
[05:51] Nalgava
It would have meaning!
[05:53] Tiana
And that's why...?
[05:55] Nick
That doesn't make what you did right!
[05:59] Nalgava
No matter how many random little
kids die, I don't care.
[06:03] Zem
Nalgava, as a fellow former priest,
[06:07] Zem
I was so impressed by the
way you lived your life.
[06:10] Zem
I respected you.
[06:13] Zem
So why...?
[06:15] Nalgava
Is there anybody in the world who's
exactly what they appear to be?
[06:21] Nalgava
Everybody's got two sides,
like a playing card.
[06:25] Nalgava
They show whichever is more
convenient for them at the time.
[06:29] Nalgava
There is no fake side or true side.
[06:32] Nalgava
Both of them are real.
Both have responsibilities.
[06:37] Nalgava
And I'm not going to run from
either side's responsibilities.
[06:45] Zem
Perhaps, if that's how you feel,
there's nothing left for us to say.
[06:52] Zem
But... but still I have
to condemn what you did!
[07:03] Zem
I saw the body of a young girl in
the common grave the other day.
[07:08] Zem
The one you tried to disguise
with the Illusion King's Jewel.
[07:13] Zem
Don't you remember?
[07:15] Zem
The pretty girl with long
blond hair, in her dress?
[07:21] Zem
Or have you forgotten already?
[07:23] Zem
Martha Canning! Age 10!
[07:25] Zem
Before I came here, I gave her
body back to her parents!
[07:28] Zem
They were in tears at losing
their daughter out of nowhere!
[07:32] Zem
They asked why their daughter had to die!
[07:36] Zem
And when they learned she was dead,
[07:40] Zem
the other shopkeepers in the neighborhood,
and the customers, were all crying!
[07:46] Zem
There is no such thing as
a "random little kid."
[07:49] Zem
Even if you don't know who they are,
someone out there cares for them!
[07:55] Zem
It was the same for your
daughter, wasn't it?
[08:01] Zem
Maybe this is just a platitude that sounds
good and doesn't mean a damn thing.
[08:07] Zem
But even so... even if we're
just "former" priests...
[08:14] Zem
isn't that something that
should matter to us?
[08:19] Nalgava
I was...
[08:22] Nalgava
I was a terrible priest.
[08:25] Nalgava
I'm sorry, but I've never wanted to
save someone, like you evidently did.
[08:30] Nalgava
I met a high-ranking priest
in my travels, by chance,
[08:35] Nalgava
and I sucked up to him every way I
could until he made me a priest.
[08:39] Nalgava
I'm just a petty little man.
[08:43] Zem
You're saving the people in the Bedrooms
because you feel that way, though.
[08:48] Zem
I'm sure they're all thankful to you for the
extra time in their lives you gave them.
[08:56] Nalgava
If they'd died, others might've lived.
[09:01] Zem
Neither of us can know that.
[09:05] Zem
That's what makes life interesting.
[09:08] Nalgava
You switch what side you show
every second, don't you?
[09:15] Zem
Nalgava?
[09:17] Nalgava
"All you have to do is stop me
and it'll all be over"?
[09:21] Nalgava
It's not that simple, and you know it.
[09:25] Zem
You're absolutely right.
[09:27] Zem
But still, we can only deal with things
one at a time, as we encounter them.
[09:33] Nalgava
You're so naive.
[09:35] Zem
I know.
[09:37] Nalgava
But there are some things
that only the naive can see.
[09:46] Kizuna
Oh, no!
[09:47] Kizuna
Someone's inside!
[09:48] Kizuna
Someone's coming!
[09:57] Zem
Nalgava!
[10:01] White Mask
The time for talking is over, Priest.
[10:09] Kizuna
Conceptual Armor?
[10:12] Nalgava
What are you doing here?
[10:15] White Mask
Helping you...
[10:16] White Mask
would've been my first preference,
[10:19] White Mask
but I'm afraid I'm here to
kill you before you can talk.
[10:23] Nalgava
You didn't like that I smashed
up an Illusion King's Jewel
[10:26] Nalgava
that would've gotten 10 million
dinah in an underworld auction?
[10:30] White Mask
The idea of using it like that
had never occurred to me,
[10:33] White Mask
but I'll give it to you
as a gift before you die.
[10:35] Nalgava
Then, why?
[10:37] White Mask
Why did you get careless
with disguising yourself?
[10:39] White Mask
So that you could entrust
your hopes to them?
[10:42] Nalgava
You think I'm a better
person than I really am.
[10:44] Nalgava
The horrible, awful things I've done...
[10:48] Zem
Quick Heal.
[10:49] Nalgava
I'm just paying the price for them.
[10:51] White Mask
Stay out of this!
[10:53] White Mask
He's going to die soon, anyway.
[10:55] White Mask
Don't you think you're wasting your magic?
[10:58] White Mask
And he's your enemy, right?
[11:00] White Mask
Why not save your magic for yourself,
since I'm about to kill you?
[11:06] White Mask
Don't get me wrong.
[11:09] White Mask
I'm here to kill you all
before you talk, as well.
[11:12] Curran
Fire Dragon's Fan!
[11:13] Tiana
Icicle Dance!
[11:25] Zem
Quick Heal.
[11:28] Nalgava
You're the one holding your party back.
[11:31] Zem
But your wounds...
[11:34] Nalgava
No, you've noticed, haven't you?
[11:37] Nalgava
You've made this same choice
in other places before.
[11:42] Nalgava
Look.
[11:43] Nalgava
You made the wrong choice about
who, about what to prioritize,
[11:48] Nalgava
and your comrades are taking
damage they don't need to.
[11:51] Zem
But...
[11:52] Nalgava
Your kindness isn't kindness.
[11:56] Nalgava
It's self-centeredness.
[11:59] Nalgava
In just a few minutes, we'll all be dead.
[12:01] Nalgava
Me, and all of you.
[12:04] Nalgava
Because of your selfishness.
[12:08] Nick
Zem! Union!
[12:09] Nick
Can you do it?
[12:10] Zem
M-Me?
[12:12] Nick
That's right! You're the only
one who can move right now!
[12:15] Zem
B-But...
[12:17] Nick
What's wrong?
[12:20] Zem
Nick!
[12:22] Zem
Again...
[12:23] Zem
We lost another chance because of me...
[12:26] Zem
What do I do?
[12:28] Zem
What am I supposed to do now?
[12:31] Tiana
Zem...
[12:32] Curran
It's up to you now, Zem.
[12:35] Olivia
Zem! Hello?
[12:37] Zem
H-Hello?!
[12:39] Olivia
Olivia's about to buy time with
some very interesting chatter.
[12:43] Olivia
While that happens... I hope
you'll make the right decision.
[12:47] Zem
Please... Help us, Olivia!
[12:50] Olivia
I copy!
[12:56] Olivia
Thief of magic items,
performer of weird rituals,
[13:00] Olivia
provider of weapons to
worshipers of the Demon God.
[13:03] Olivia
"White Mask", was it?
[13:06] White Mask
Who are you?
[13:09] Olivia
Newspaper reporter, adventurer,
[13:11] Olivia
and other things, as well.
[13:13] Olivia
Olivia, a very pretty girl who
just happened to be passing by.
[13:17] White Mask
You know, they say knowledge kills.
[13:21] Olivia
Who says that?
[13:24] White Mask
I do!
[13:27] Olivia
That's clever!
[13:30] Olivia
You ever heard this phrase, then?
[13:34] Olivia
"Fast as a speeding Olivia."
[13:39] Olivia
And...
[13:46] White Mask
Damn it!
[13:48] Olivia
"Olivia is very cute!"
[13:51] White Mask
You...
[13:53] Olivia
Those are my sayings.
[13:55] Olivia
Spread them to at least ten people in
three days, or you'll have bad luck.
[14:00] Olivia
That's an ancient civilization relic...
[14:03] Olivia
My attacks aren't going to touch it.
[14:07] Nick
Now, Zem!
[14:08] Zem
Right!
[14:09] Nick/Zem
Union!
[14:12] White Mask
Union?
[14:14] White Mask
Why would they have a lost magic?
[14:18] White Mask
Is that the sacred blade that
was never used in the last war?
[14:23] Nick/Zem
You're something similar, aren't you?
[14:26] Sword of Bonds
What? I'm a thousand times cooler than him!
[14:30] White Mask
Fascinating.
[14:32] White Mask
Dungeon Create! Great Red Spot!
[14:36] Nick/Zem
Olivia!
[14:39] Olivia
If I die, I'm coming back to haunt you!
[14:43] White Mask
That area has increased temperature,
gravity, and air pressure.
[14:49] White Mask
How long can a normal human
last in there, I wonder?
[14:54] Olivia
How dare you do this to
a normal pretty girl?
[14:57] Olivia
I'll curse you! I'll curse you!
I'll curse you! I'll curse you!
[15:01] Nick/Zem
Olivia!
[15:02] Sword of Bonds
Wait!
[15:03] Sword of Bonds
If you rush in there, you'll get
crushed the second you step inside!
[15:09] Sword of Bonds
He's coming!
[15:13] Nick/Zem
It's heavy!
[15:14] Sword of Bonds
The sword's true weight is probably
hidden in another dimension!
[15:18] Sword of Bonds
It's a lot heavier than it looks!
[15:21] Nick/Zem
I see.
[15:23] Nick/Zem
Then, we'll...
[15:25] Nick/Zem
beat him with speed!
[15:29] White Mask
You can use Stepping, huh?
[15:33] White Mask
No. Stepping can't do that...
[15:37] White Mask
He's turning in mid-air?
[15:41] Olivia
When I die, put a single flower and a
single piece of candy on my grave...
[15:50] Olivia
Farewell, everyone, farewell...
[15:53] Olivia
Farewell.
[15:56] Olivia
It got weaker?
[15:58] Olivia
So he's the type who can only really
concentrate on one thing at a time, huh?
[16:04] Olivia
Turning Bad News!
[16:10] Olivia
I was about to spend the rest of
eternity haunting this place.
[16:16] White Mask
It's like he's creating
invisible steps in the air...
[16:19] White Mask
I get it! He's deploying the
Conceptual Armor in mid-air...
[16:22] Olivia
Watch out! UFO Attack!
[16:27] Nick/Zem
Olivia!
[16:29] White Mask
Clever.
[16:31] White Mask
But if you've only got
a few movement patterns,
[16:34] White Mask
I can aim for where you land!
[16:40] White Mask
I've got you now.
[16:41] Nick/Zem
That's my line!
[16:43] White Mask
What?
[16:44] Kizuna
This is the end for you!
[16:50] Olivia
Bulls-eye.
[16:55] White Mask
It's been a while since I've
been in this much danger.
[16:59] White Mask
I'll admit defeat.
[17:01] White Mask
Farewell!
[17:17] Nick
Ow...
[17:19] Nick
Is everyone safe?
[17:22] Tiana
I guess.
[17:24] Curran
I'm alive.
[17:26] Kizuna
That guy's crazy...
[17:32] Zem
Nalgava!
[17:35] Nick
Are you okay?!
[17:36] Curran
Just wait! We'll get you free!
[17:38] Olivia
No!
[17:40] Curran
But he's not our enemy anymore, right?
[17:43] Zem
That's not it, Curran.
[17:46] Zem
I don't know how long we
were unconscious, but...
[17:51] Zem
"Crush syndrome."
[17:53] Nalgava
If a human being is suddenly freed
after being trapped for a long time,
[17:59] Nalgava
their body goes into shock.
[18:01] Nalgava
But either way, I won't last long.
[18:05] Curran
No...
[18:08] Zem
You...
[18:11] Nalgava
They always did say
"Physician, heal thyself."
[18:14] Nick
Don't tell me...
[18:16] Zem
Yellow Demon Sickness.
[18:19] Nalgava
Leave me here.
[18:21] Nalgava
There's no telling when
this place will collapse.
[18:27] Kizuna
Yeah. This place was old to begin with,
and then there was that explosion.
[18:32] Kizuna
It could collapse at any second.
[18:34] Curran
W-We're going to leave him?
[18:38] Zem
At least, let me ease your pain.
[18:44] Nalgava
I feel so much better...
[18:46] Nalgava
Like I'm in heaven.
[18:49] Zem
You're worse at telling jokes than I am.
[18:56] Nick
Let's hurry.
[19:01] Zem
Nalgava...
[19:04] Zem
You've given me courage.
[19:08] Zem
I'm sad to lose you.
[19:15] Nalgava
I know.
[19:16] Nalgava
I'll tell my daughter about you...
[19:21] Nalgava
She loved hearing stories about adventurers.
[19:27] Nick
Zem.
[19:28] Curran
Hurry, Zem!
[19:49] Zem
Huh...? I thought I was used
to people dying, but...
[19:56] Nick
Don't say something so sad.
[19:59] Nick
Don't say you're used to people dying.
[20:02] Curran
That's right. You did great.
[20:06] Zem
I did...?
[20:08] Curran
I think, in the end... you saved him.
[20:15] Zem
You really think?
[20:17] Zem
When are people's sins
forgiven, and by whom?
[20:23] Tiana
Zem?
[20:24] Zem
But...
[20:26] Zem
Even if I know it's arrogant,
I still can't help but hope
[20:30] Zem
I did something for him in his last moments.
[20:34] Zem
Huh?
[20:36] Zem
I'm doing it again...
[20:39] Nick
Anyway, the Stepping Man case is over.
[20:44] Tiana
Yes.
[20:45] Curran
Let's go tell Ada and her daughter.
[20:48] Zem
Yeah.
[20:51] Kizuna
That's one case down, at least.
[20:53] Kizuna
The whole thing turned out to be no fun.
[20:56] Olivia
One case down.
[20:59] Olivia
But you can't relax yet.
[21:04] Olivia
White Mask is still out there.
[21:06] Olivia
And, of course, there are
the ones controlling him.
[21:10] Olivia
If he's been given permission
to use Forbidden Weapons,
[21:13] Olivia
there's no telling what they're plotting.
[21:17] Nick
Forbidden Weapons?
[21:19] Nick
Who are you, anyway?
[21:22] Nick
The way you fought, the way you talked
like you knew something we didn't...
[21:26] Nick
Don't tell me you're "just a girl."
[21:29] Olivia
Oh, you're going to ask about that?
[21:32] Tiana
We've went through a life-and-death
situation together.
[21:34] Tiana
I think you can tell us who you are.
[21:37] Curran
That's right.
[21:38] Curran
If you're going to join the party, then I
want you to tell us, even little by little.
[21:42] Zem
True.
[21:44] Olivia
Hm...
[21:47] Olivia
Given that you can use Union, Kizuna,
you must be the Sword of Bonds.
[21:52] Kizuna
Indeed.
[21:56] Olivia
I am...
[22:00] Olivia
actually a newspaper reporter,
an adventurer, Stepping Man, and...
[22:06] Olivia
the Elemental-Class Anti-Demon God
Combat Technician Training Program,
[22:10] Olivia
the "Sword of War."
[22:11] Olivia
That is my product name and my project name.
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[00:04] Kizuna
After their battle with Stepping Man,
[00:06] Kizuna
the Survivors spent a lot of time in bed.
[00:11] Kizuna
In addition to the physical
damage they'd taken,
[00:13] Kizuna
they all had a lot on their minds, I'm sure.
[00:17] Kizuna
Whenever they don't have something
to occupy their minds,
[00:21] Kizuna
humans start to think about things.
[00:23] Kizuna
They think about the things they'd
been too busy to think about.
[00:28] Kizuna
The things they'd tried not to think about.
[00:33] Nick
You can't believe in humanity...
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[00:48] (Flashback) Young Nick
What city are we heading to next, Dad?
[00:52] (Flashback) Dad
We're heading back to Labyrinth City
for the first time in ages.
[00:55] (Flashback) Dad
You remember Uncle Argas, right?
[00:58] (Flashback) Young Nick
He gave me a pat on the head!
[01:00] (Flashback) Young Nick
Do I get to see him again?
[01:06] (Flashback) Young Nick
What is it, Dad?
[01:16] (Flashback) Mom
Your mom and dad both love you very much.
[01:18] (Flashback) Young Nick
Mom?
[01:23] (Flashback) Mom
You saved us, Argas!
[01:26] (Flashback) Dad
Wh-Why?
[02:19] (Flashback) Argas
I'm sorry.
[02:24] (Flashback) Argas
The Sticky Aqueducts.
[02:25] (Flashback) Argas
The lowest ranked adventurers
get their start here.
[02:29] (Flashback) Young Nick
I'm an adventurer starting
today, right, Mister Argas?
[02:33] (Flashback) Argas
Yes. And now that you're an
adventurer, it's just "Argas."
[02:37] (Flashback) Argas
All adventurers are equal. Listen, Nick.
[02:41] (Flashback) Argas
Adventurers have to trust each other!
[02:44] (Flashback) Young Nick
It's chewing grass!
[02:46] (Flashback) Young Nick
Is that grass yummy?
[02:48] (Flashback) Argas
Just don't let your guard
down, or you'll regret it.
[02:51] (Flashback) Young Nick
I know that, Mister Argas!
[02:56] (Flashback) Argas
That's what I meant by
letting your guard down.
[03:10] Nick
Part of the reason I became an
adventurer was to make a living.
[03:13] Nick
But the main reason was that I
thought that if I had been stronger,
[03:16] Nick
I could've helped fight
alongside Mom and Dad.
[03:23] Nick
When I joined Masters of War,
Argas gave me a short sword.
[03:36] Nick
What made me happier than
anything was that he chose it
[03:39] Nick
because he thought it would help me learn.
[03:44] Nick
That's all in the past now.
[03:46] Nick
I've absorbed the past
and made it a part of me.
[03:51] Nick
But, sometimes, I look back with regrets.
[03:55] Nick
If I'd done something different that
one time, or that other time...
[04:00] Nick
If I'd given Argas a different answer,
would I still be part of Masters of War?
[04:07] Nick
If I hadn't run away then, would I have
been able to die alongside my parents?
[04:14] Nick
If I'd...
[04:44] Nick
Agate?
[04:51] Nick
What's Agate doing here?
[04:55] Nick
And what does it mean for me that I can tell
it's her just by seeing the back of her head?
[04:59] Agate
This isn't good... It looks
like it'll rain for a while.
[05:03] Nick
Good timing.
[05:05] Nick
I was wondering how I'd
give this back to you.
[05:08] Agate
This is my...
[05:17] Agate
Which means you're, um...
[05:21] Agate
You know, I never got your name.
[05:24] Nick
I'm...
[05:26] Nick
just a stray dog who loves idols.
[05:29] Agate
You are?
[05:31] Agate
Then... I'm Agate, and I'm just an idol.
[05:37] Agate
It was raining that day, too, wasn't it?
[05:39] Nick
Yeah...
[05:41] Agate
You were out there in the
rain without an umbrella,
[05:45] Agate
so I couldn't help but talk to you.
[05:48] Agate
I'm glad to find out you have a house!
[05:52] Agate
Oh, you know, a girl from my agency...
[05:54] Nick
Sorry, are you going to keep
talking like this for a while?
[05:59] Agate
Is it a bother?
[06:01] Nick
No, it's not a bother, but...
[06:04] Agate
Then let me talk a little more.
[06:07] Nick
Okay.
[06:11] Agate
Maybe that day was what saved me.
[06:16] Nick
Did you say something?
[06:18] Agate
No.
[06:19] Agate
Mr. Stray Dog, do you sometimes hear things?
[06:24] Nick
Quiet.
[06:32] Nick
Hey.
[06:34] Nick
Am I still holding onto this?
[06:37] Agate
Until the rain stops.
[06:55] Zem
That'll do.
[07:00] Patient
Are you the one who killed Nalgava?
[07:07] Zem
Yes.
[07:09] Zem
That was me.
[07:10] Patient
I knew it!
[07:12] Patient
Which means I win!
[07:13] Patient
I knew it! You killed him so
you could take his place!
[07:18] Patient
Ow...
[07:20] Zem
You don't need to be making bets
after breaking three ribs.
[07:23] Patient
You don't get it, Doc.
[07:25] Patient
If I'd lost, I was gonna lose another three!
[07:29] Zem
Since you won, does that mean
you get to grow three more?
[07:36] Patient
That's impossible, duh.
[07:38] Patient
Man, I'm a little worried about our new doc!
[07:44] Zem
Medicine's a wonderful thing.
[07:46] Zem
You can help others, even if only a little.
[07:50] Zem
And while you're helping, you don't
have to think about things.
[07:54] Zem
Strangely, even after all
the terrible things he did,
[08:00] Zem
I can't bring myself to hate
Stepping Man... Nalgava.
[08:05] Zem
Maybe I took his place as a way to mourn
him, or maybe I'm just doing it for myself.
[08:13] Zem
Maybe they're the same thing, actually.
[08:16] Zem
I just...
[08:18] Patient B
Doctor...
[08:22] Patient B
Thanks.
[08:31] Zem
Of course.
[08:39] Tiana
I keep waking up, again and again.
[08:56] Tiana
Once again, the promise of some
small salvation makes me suffer...
[09:02] Tiana
But is that really true?
[09:04] Tiana
Is life that cruel?
[09:08] Tiana
Is there really no salvation
in going forward every day,
[09:14] Tiana
even if each day's progress
is too small to see?
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[09:21] Tiana
Gambling's not supposed to be something
you do unless you feel like you'll win.
[09:26] Tiana
But even if I don't feel like coming,
I still want my daily life back.
[09:30] Tiana
So I'm spending my days imitating
the life I had before.
[09:33] Tiana
I'm a lucky girl, to be able to do that.
[09:37] Tiana
I've got no problems with life right now.
[09:39] Tiana
Right now, nobody's lying
to me or trying to get me.
[09:46] Tiana
Things are going well.
[09:48] Tiana
How could I have a problem with this?
[09:50] Tiana
Oh...
[09:53] Tiana
I won.
[09:55] Tiana
I keep winning and losing.
I haven't made or lost money.
[10:00] Tiana
But...
[10:02] Tiana
I'm bored.
[10:10] Tiana
It's good.
[10:12] Tiana
I wonder if Curran would eat this.
[10:19] Curran
Morning!
[10:21] All
Morning!
[10:22] Nick
Hey, it's been a while.
[10:25] Curran
Guys...
[10:29] Curran
H-Have you all been doing well?
[10:32] Tiana
I guess.
[10:39] Kizuna
You're still doing it?
[10:44] Zem
We agreed to stay out of each
other's private lives, right?
[10:47] Kizuna
O-Oh, that's right.
[10:53] Tiana
What happened with the
Stepping Man incident was sad.
[10:58] Tiana
But it ended the way it should have.
[11:01] Tiana
We need to accept the life we have now,
where we're not lacking for anything.
[11:08] Tiana
But right now, everyone's a little distant.
[11:12] Tiana
Everybody feels like they're struggling
against something they can't quite figure out.
[11:29] Zem
Survivors Law #1.
[11:33] Kizuna
No interfering with other people's hobbies.
[11:37] Zem
Nothing you say will make a difference.
[11:40] Kizuna
If I wanted to, I could
just take you and...
[11:46] Zem
Very true.
[11:49] Kizuna
If you want to be a doctor in
a dangerous place like this...
[11:57] Kizuna
You'll need my power.
[12:01] Kizuna
Think of me as your bodyguard.
[12:04] Zem
Thank you.
[12:08] Curran
Morning!
[12:10] All
Morning!
[12:11] Kizuna
That's the latest edition
of Lemuria Monthly!
[12:15] Tiana
Olivia's still at it.
[12:17] Kizuna
Let's see...
[12:18] Kizuna
"Top 100 Weirdos of Labyrinth City."
[12:22] Curran
Are you guys all...
[12:27] Curran
Did you guys already eat?
[12:31] Nick
Huh? Yeah...
[12:34] Zem
I opted for the all-night package,
so I ate a little at Red's place.
[12:38] Tiana
I only ever have a smoke for breakfast.
[12:41] Curran
I see.
[12:43] Curran
Then maybe I'll go eat something.
[12:55] Curran
Was everyone already able to forget?
[13:00] Curran
I can't.
[13:03] Curran
Calios... my old party leader...
[13:07] Curran
The one I once swore loyalty to.
[13:12] Curran
I was deceived by him, abandoned...
He stole everything I had.
[13:18] Curran
Even if they lied to me, my days
adventuring with White Heron were fun.
[13:24] Curran
But... I'll never forgive Calios,
[13:26] Curran
the man who stole the Dragon King's
Jewel, the pride of my clan.
[13:30] Curran
There hasn't been a single day
where I've forgotten him.
[13:33] Shopkeep
You're a Tigerian! You need to be careful!
[13:37] Tigerian Girl
I didn't do anything, though!
[13:40] Shopkeep
It's okay to be careless, occasionally.
But it's not nice to lie.
[13:45] Tigerian
But I really didn't...
[13:47] Curran
"You look like you just came out
of the backwoods,
[13:51] Curran
but here in the Labyrinth City,
we take these things seriously.
[13:56] Curran
You can buy it for half price,
or would you rather..."
[14:00] Shopkeep
Y-You...
[14:02] Curran
Want to see what happens if
she scratches that pendant?
[14:13] Nick
Curran.
[14:17] Curran
Huh? What are you guys up to?
[14:20] Kizuna
We heard they're preparing
for the Summersleep Festival.
[14:23] Kizuna
So we're off to take a look.
[14:25] Curran
Summersleep Festival?
[14:27] Tiana
That's right, the Summersleep Festival.
[14:30] Zem
They say that around this time of year,
the monsters all become calm.
[14:36] Curran
Will there be good food?
[14:38] Tiana
I'd guess so, yeah.
[14:41] Curran
I can't wait!
[14:43] Curran
Will the rage that was once
so strong fade away some day?
[14:48] Curran
If it does, is that a good
thing or a bad thing?
[14:52] Curran
I couldn't tell you.
[14:54] Curran
The more you care about the present,
the further away the past gets.
[14:59] Curran
Maybe you're just supposed to care
about the things that remain?
[15:03] Curran
If that's true, then I only want
the things I love to remain.
[15:11] Curran
Dragonians are a proud race, with a destiny.
[15:15] Curran
Their destiny is to serve the human who
will become the hero, and save the world.
[15:20] Curran
I'm a Dragonian. The daughter
of the Tsubaki Clan leader.
[15:25] Curran
Curran Tsubaki!
[15:27] Curran
A proud Dragoon, protected by
the grace of the Fire Dragon!
[15:32] Olivia
Big news!
[15:34] Olivia
Big news! Big news!
[15:38] Tiana
Olivia?
[15:40] Olivia
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
[15:44] Olivia
A special, extra issue of Lemuria Monthly!
[15:47] Nick
What's this about, Olivia?
[15:49] Olivia
Big news, everyone. Extremely big news.
[15:53] Zem
Seems big, yeah.
[15:54] Olivia
It certainly is!
[15:56] Kizuna
What's going on?
[15:58] Olivia
This is no time to stay calm!
[16:01] Olivia
Get excited or I won't tell you.
[16:03] Kizuna
Wh-Wh-What?!
[16:05] Kizuna
Whatever in the world is happening?
[16:07] Olivia
Great, that's perfect.
[16:09] Zem
I don't like people who try to
manipulate others' emotions.
[16:12] Olivia
A shocking story is breaking
even as we speak!
[16:16] Tiana
What's this? "Legendary Dark Demon
God on the Verge of Reviving"?
[16:22] Tiana
"...Say Rumors"?
[16:23] Olivia
Hey, don't steal my big reveal!
[16:26] Tiana
You're the one who was
flinging papers everywhere.
[16:29] Nick
More fake news?
[16:31] Nick
If you keep spreading lies,
eventually nobody's going to believe you.
[16:35] Olivia
But, this time, I've got verified sources.
[16:40] Kizuna
What? Really?
[16:42] Olivia
I can see Kizuna's smart enough
to know what this means.
[16:44] Kizuna
Right!
[16:45] Nick
It means she's making stuff up.
[16:49] Olivia
What if I said White Mask was involved?
[16:51] Nick
Really?
[16:53] Olivia
I don't know for sure yet...
[16:57] Olivia
But what if I said I'd
located the black market
[16:59] Olivia
that was dealing in Illusion King's Jewels?
[17:02] Nick
You did?
[17:03] Olivia
Not yet.
[17:06] Olivia
Ahem!
[17:07] Olivia
I haven't found it yet, but my job's
to take things that seem suspicious
[17:11] Olivia
and combine them into a
sensational news article.
[17:14] Zem
It's not news if you make it up.
[17:16] Olivia
Of course!
[17:18] Olivia
Where there's smoke, there's fire!
[17:20] Olivia
And if there's no fire, it's a
gossip rag's job to start one!
[17:23] Tiana
You realize you're saying
you're a fraud, right?
[17:27] Olivia
A fraud? No. A romanticist!
[17:30] Kizuna
A romanticist!
[17:32] Oliva
A romanticist, Kizuna!
[17:33] Kizuna
A romanticist! How exciting!
[17:36] Curran
Would they deal...
[17:39] Curran
in a Dragon King's Jewel, too?
[17:41] Zem
Curran...
[17:44] Curran
To be honest, I don't think I
should be obsessing over Calios.
[17:50] Curran
But I don't know what I should do!
[17:55] Curran
I'm having fun with all of you, but it
feels like there's something I'm avoiding!
[18:03] Tiana
Why not go for it?
[18:06] Tiana
If you can't get over it,
then go chasing after it.
[18:10] Tiana
But, this time, you're not alone.
[18:14] Zem
Yes.
[18:15] Zem
Just make it a job,
like we did with Stepping Man.
[18:21] Curran
Nick...
[18:23] Nick
It's fine by me.
[18:25] Nick
We're the Survivors. We'll come
back alive, no matter who we face.
[18:31] Olivia
A connection between
Nalgava and White Mask...
[18:34] Olivia
We knew there had to be one.
[18:37] Olivia
And we can guess at other connections...
I've heard lots of rumors.
[18:41] Olivia
Would a bad guy be connected to a good guy?
[18:44] Olivia
No, he'd be connected to
an even bigger bad guy.
[18:47] Olivia
And if you keep following
the chain of bad guys...
[18:49] Olivia
eventually you'll find the biggest bad
guy, and you can teach him a lesson!
[18:52] Kizuna
That sounds fun.
[18:54] Nick
I think she just manipulated him.
[18:56] Zem
Let's give it a go!
[18:58] Tiana
We can go catch all the bad guys!
[19:00] Nick
Huh?
[19:00] Curran
Nick, I want to do it too!
[19:02] Olivia
Then we're all in agreement!
[19:04] Olivia
Let's all go defeat the legendary
dark Demon God! Hip, hip, hooray!
[19:07] All
Hooray!
[19:09] Nick
Well, sure. I guess.
SIGN Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't
Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
SIGN Ningen Fushin: Adventurers Who Don't
Believe in Humanity Will Save the World
[22:07] Kizuna
I have a question for you.
[22:10] Olivia
Anything.
[22:12] Kizuna
We artifacts will probably outlive them.
[22:18] Kizuna
From your perspective, as the "Sword of War"
that trains mankind and helps them grow,
[22:24] Kizuna
what do you think of the Survivors?
[22:28] Olivia
They're all right, I suppose.
[22:30] Olivia
I'd expect a little more ambition
[22:33] Olivia
from the people who are going
to slay the Demon God, though.
[22:36] Kizuna
Oh? I thought you'd be harder on them.
[22:40] Olivia
That wouldn't be fair, would it?
[22:43] Olivia
They've only been around for 20
or so years of their short lives.
[22:47] Olivia
I'm amazed they've survived this long.
[22:49] Olivia
Clap, clap, clap.
[22:51] Kizuna
Well, they do call themselves the Survivors.
[22:54] Olivia
And a bit of skepticism can
save you a lot of trouble.
[22:59] Olivia
It's their greatest weapon.
[23:01] Olivia
And it's something you lose as you grow up.
[23:05] Kizuna
Or it gets worse, and makes you stubborn.
[23:08] Olivia
That's fine. A hard head's a weapon, too.
[23:11] Kizuna
Agreed.
[23:12] Olivia
Let them take their time.
[23:14] Olivia
And maybe they will be able to
defeat the Demon God in the end.
[23:21] Kizuna
Maybe they will...
[23:24] Old Man Kizuna
Right now, these adventurers
can't save the world.
[23:29] Old Man Kizuna
But someday, they will.
[23:33] Young/Old Kizuna
But that won't happen for a long, long time!