E53 - Long Time No See: Jiraiya Returns!

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    Press down hard on the gas
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    That’s right, there’s no compromise
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    We'll slip through the night
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    At the final moment push hard
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    That's right, all the way to zero,
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    Until we wipe away the days
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    Gently open your heart
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    If you pull it close to you
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    It will reach you, without a doubt
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    It will come, closer
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    Now
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    We’re speeding through life,
    squeezing it for all of its worth
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    Our feet are tied
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    But we still keep going farther
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    Even if I take it back, and grasp it
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    If you’re not the one
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    There will be no meaning
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    And so we’ll go far off into the distance.
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    Hey… Closet pervert.
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    Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu…
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    One Thousand Years of Death!
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    He’s totally knocked out…
    He’s weak, sure enough.
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    What’s with that big frog?
    What the heck are you?
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    Thank you for asking me!
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    Know me as the Mountain Toad…
    spirit sage who acquires immortality,
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    also commonly called the
    Toad Mountain Sage.
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    Long Time No See:
    Jiraiya Returns!
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    M-Mountain Sage?
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    Exactly.
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    Hey…Pervy Sage,
    what’re you going to do about this?
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    Here, he was supposed to
    watch my training.
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    You did that to him.
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    He interfered with my research.
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    Research?
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    I’m a writer.
    I’m writing a novel.
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    This is it.
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    Make-Out Paradise
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    Oh, that is…!
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    You know this?
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    I’ve gotten quite famous.
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    That’s not much of a novel!
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    In the first place,
    what research you are talking about?
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    You’re just peeking at the girls’ bath!
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    – Yikes! 					– No!
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    Idiot, idiot…idiot!
    My peeking has been found out.
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    You pervert.
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    F-Fool! I’m not just a pervert.
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    I get inspired by peeking
    and can write better pieces.
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    Liar! No excuses.
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    More importantly, what’re you
    going to do about my training?
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    You mean the walking-on-water technique
    you were doing earlier?
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    You know it?
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    Then take responsibility
    and join my training.
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    Humph. I don’t care about such things.
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    Hey, hey wait, Pervy Sage!
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    Join my training, hey!
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    Shut up! I hate people who
    don’t know how to talk properly…
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    And I don’t like men.
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    Oh, umm, umm…
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    That Make-Out Paradise was
    really exciting, cool and interesting.
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    The purchase or viewing of that novel is
    prohibited for those 18 years or younger…
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    You liar.
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    The reviews that I‘ve heard are great.
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    It’s useless to flatter me.
    I’m a sage!
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    I’m not the type of fool who can
    be coaxed by a fledgling like you.
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    Oh, hey…wait!
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    Farewell, kid.
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    Wow! He’s cool even
    though he’s a pervert.
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    Heeey, Pervy Sage!
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    Where’d he go?
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    What’re you doing,
    you old pervert?
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    No, no, I’m sorry, miss…
    but what lovely breasts…
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    Pervert!
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    This grown-up is disgraceful.
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    Maybe there’s nothing special about him,
    after all.
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    But there’s nobody else.
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    Good grief…
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    As usual, the women in
    this village are strong-minded.
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    However, that’s makes them so good.
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    “As usual”?
    Meaning you’ve come here before?
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    You.
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    And you did nothing but peeping, right…?
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    You Pervy Sage!
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    Don’t say pervert, pervert
    in such a loud voice.
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    Shut up!
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    So I bet that one shot on
    the closet pervert was a fluke…
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    Anyway, I’ll have you take responsibility
    for ruining my training! Whoa…
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    Jeez, you’re a noisy brat.
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    Hey!
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    Be quiet inside here for awhile.
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    Hey! Let me out, you jerk!
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    I want to have a romantic encounter
    with a stacked girl.
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    How dare you do that to me earlier!
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    Substitution Jutsu.
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    Sure enough,
    he’s not an ordinary old man.
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    Humph! That punk…
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    It’s a million years too soon
    for that kid to take me on.
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    Not really.
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    It seems you have a bit of talent.
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    Then you’ll watch my training?
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    Give and take!
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    I'm not averse to listening
    to your favor
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    as long as you listen to mine.
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    So which is it?
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    Listen up…
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    Nice ripe fruit that looks like this,
    like this and this.
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    I’ll watch your training
    if you bring me that.
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    You really will, right?
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    This Toad Mountain Sage doesn’t lie.
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    Okay, wait!
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    Plans are plans.
    They don't necessarily have to happen…
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    Hello there, you ladies!
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    Oh my… You’re funny, old man.
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    No-no, this is the solemn truth.
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    Yeah, and then,
    what happened then?
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    Hey, Pervy Sage!
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    Oh no! Pervy Sage, he said.
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    You fool! Who’s a Pervy Sage?
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    I brought the promised item.
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    Nice ripe fruit..
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    Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot!
    That’s not IT!
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    Looks good!
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    Don't hesitate. Help yourself.
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    Thanks.
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    No!
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    Where’d the ladies go?!
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    I got my fill…
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    Ladies…
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    No doubt about it. That person is…
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    Good grief. I’ve wasted time…
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    Hold it! Where are you going?!
    What about my training?!
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    I don’t care! My precious research
    has been ruined thanks to you.
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    Research, my butt!
    I can’t be standing around here, either!
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    I’m going to train hard,
    become stronger than anybody,
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    pass the Chunin exam,
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    and then I’ll exceed the Hokage!
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    Humph! I don’t care about such things.
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    Here all you do is get in my way…
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    Jeez, what a repugnant brat!
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    Stacked girls like the ones
    from earlier
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    are indispensable for
    my great writing enterprises!
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    I see… So I should bring
    some stacked girls, right?
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    Okay.
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    W-Wow…!
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    If you gaze at me like that…
    I feel embarrassed.
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    Oh…!
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    What a…
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    What a cute girl.
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    I like you!
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    You pass!
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    Idiot.
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    You’re really my type of girl.
    What’s that technique called?
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    It’s called Sexy Jutsu.
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    Oooh, what an idea. You’re a genius.
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    I get the feeling all adults are
    really affected by this technique.
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    Then you’ll watch my training?
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    Sure! However, I have a condition.
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    A condition…? What is it?
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    A-Always be…in that form
    when you’re in front of me!
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    Hey! Sure enough,
    you’re just a pervert! You Pervy Sage!
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    No! I’m not just a pervert!
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    As if you didn’t know!
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    I’m a super pervert!
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    Darn it… He’s gone defiant…
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    Well, brushing off the stuff until
    now as a joke,
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    I’ll watch your training.
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    You mean it, right?
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    A sage doesn’t go back on his word.
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    Okay, kid.
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    Do that training that you were
    doing before one more time.
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    Okay!
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    Okay.
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    Darn it.
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    Totally worthless.
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    Shut up!
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    It’s pointless to wear clothes.
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    Hey, build up your Chakra
    one more time.
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    One more time?
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    Just do it, quick.
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    You!
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    What?
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    You’re pretty sexy when
    you’re naked.
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    Jeez. I’m concentrating,
    so don’t interfere.
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    Oh, sorry, sorry. Continue.
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    You’re messing with my focus.
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    I see…So this is The Seal Formula.
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    Two Tetragram Seals
    making a Double Tetragram Seal…
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    Is this an 8-Signed Seal Formula?
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    Nine-Tailed Chakra is leaking
    from between the Tetragram Seals…
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    and is fixed so that it
    can return to this kid’s Chakra.
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    Fourth Hokage…
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    It’s to protect this kid, huh?
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    But after that, it’s stopped
    with a Five-Pronged Seal…
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    Putting Odd-Numbered Seal
    over Even-Number Seals…
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    This kid’s Chakra and that of
    the Nine-Tailed are discreetly intermingled
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    and are not stable.
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    No wonder he is not able to
    build up Chakra very well.
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    That tickles…old man.
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    Oh, sorry, sorry.
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    Perhaps someone else…did it…
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    The formula is rough.
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    Well, it’s probably Orochimaru.
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    Kid, give me a hurrah.
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    What?
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    Just hurrah. Come on, hurrah.
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    Jeez, he’s demanding.
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    Five-Pronged Seal…Release!
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    What’re you doing?!
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    Well, I just pushed
    the pressure points for relaxing.
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    Just try walking on
    the water once more…
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    Sheesh!
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    What?
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    I don’t know why, but it’s going well!
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    Yahoo!
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    I guess it’s about time to teach him
    how to control the Nine-Tailed Chakra.
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    Okay, kid. Come on out.
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    I’ll teach you an ace technique.
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    What, what ace technique?
    A deadly technique?
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    There’s something you need to
    understand well
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    before I teach you techniques.
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    You probably haven’t noticed,
    but you possess two types of Chakra.
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    Huh? Two types?
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    Until now, have you ever
    felt a special Chakra?
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    Special? Hmm…
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    Come to think of it…
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    Come to think of it,
    I get the feeling there were times when…
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    Chakra suddenly sprang up
    and an awesome power came out.
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    But…I don’t really remember those moments.
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    I see.
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    But I do remember sensing that
    it was different
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    from the Chakra I always build up.
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    If I liken it to colors,
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    while it’s always blue…
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    it felt like it was red or something.
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    I see.
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    Okay. That’s it for today’s training.
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    What?! Already?
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    What happened to the ace technique?
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    I can still train.
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    With training, a watched pot never boils.
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    As long as we’re here,
    let’s have a bath…
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    Not just falling in…
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    Warms me up.
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    A drink after training’s the best.
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    Say, say, Pervy Sage.
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    What kind of technique is
    that ace technique?
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    You’ll find out tomorrow.
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    Miser!
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    We’ll turn into boiled frogs if
    we stay in here too long.
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    Ebisu, sorry for snatching
    your student.
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    It’s okay. More importantly,
    I was surprised…
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    The Hokage has had us searching
    all over for you
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    and we could never determine
    your whereabouts.
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    To think you were in this village…
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    The Hokage will be pleased.
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    Did you tell the Third Hokage about me?
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    Not yet.
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    I see. That’s for the best.
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    Sure enough, something
    about Orochimaru?
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    No, unfortunately not.
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    What?
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    I just stopped by looking
    for material for my novel…
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    My nature is not to get myself
    involved in trouble.
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    What are you saying?!
    You should know!
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    What is necessary to stop Orochimaru,
    known as one of the Sannin,
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    the legendary three Shinobi,
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    is the power of another Sannin!
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    Your power, Master Jiraiya!
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    First, I need to sign this contract
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    One! First, Tyson jumps and slamdunks
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    Two! He kisses and hugs everyone
    randomly and says “I LOVE YOU”
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    Three! Masala masters Yoga
    but hates curry
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    Four! Sanchez is a lousy bullfighter. Ole!
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    All over the world, the sky’s smiling,
    so look up and smile too
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    Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
    Fight! Fight! Fight!
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    One! Bodimahattaya-san devotes
    his time for digging black ships
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    Two! Peking Duck, Action Scene,
    Chen Lee speeds around on his bike
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    Three! Popo loves to polish his Coteka
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    Four! Japanese people,
    now lend me you hand!
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    All over the world, the sky’s smiling,
    so look up and smile too
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    Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
    Fight! Fight! Fight!
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    All over the world, the sky’s smiling,
    so look up and smile too
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    Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
    Fight! Fight! Fight!
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    First, I need to sign this contract
    in blood
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    and mark it with the fingerprints
    of one hand.
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    Then I build up my Chakra.
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    The Hand Signs are
    Dog-Boar-Bird-Monkey-Sheep.
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    Then I must place my contract hand
    on the place where I want to summon it!
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    How's that?!
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    Next time, "The Summoning Jutsu:
    Wisdom of the Toad Sage!"
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    What is this?!