# E53 - Long Time No See: Jiraiya Returns!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYWEX1E0Y/long-time-no-see-jiraiya-returns)
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Press down hard on the gas
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That’s right, there’s no compromise
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We'll slip through the night
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At the final moment push hard
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That's right, all the way to zero,
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Until we wipe away the days
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Gently open your heart
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If you pull it close to you
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It will reach you, without a doubt
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It will come, closer
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Now
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We’re speeding through life,
squeezing it for all of its worth
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Our feet are tied
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But we still keep going farther
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Even if I take it back, and grasp it
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If you’re not the one
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There will be no meaning
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And so we’ll go far off into the distance.
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Hey… Closet pervert.
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Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu…
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One Thousand Years of Death!
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He’s totally knocked out…
He’s weak, sure enough.
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What’s with that big frog?
What the heck are you?
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Thank you for asking me!
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Know me as the Mountain Toad…
spirit sage who acquires immortality,
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also commonly called the
Toad Mountain Sage.
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Long Time No See:
Jiraiya Returns!
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M-Mountain Sage?
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Exactly.
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Hey…Pervy Sage,
what’re you going to do about this?
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Here, he was supposed to
watch my training.
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You did that to him.
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He interfered with my research.
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Research?
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I’m a writer.
I’m writing a novel.
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This is it.
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Make-Out Paradise
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Oh, that is…!
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You know this?
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I’ve gotten quite famous.
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That’s not much of a novel!
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In the first place,
what research you are talking about?
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You’re just peeking at the girls’ bath!
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– Yikes! – No!
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Idiot, idiot…idiot!
My peeking has been found out.
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You pervert.
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F-Fool! I’m not just a pervert.
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I get inspired by peeking
and can write better pieces.
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Liar! No excuses.
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More importantly, what’re you
going to do about my training?
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You mean the walking-on-water technique
you were doing earlier?
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You know it?
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Then take responsibility
and join my training.
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Humph. I don’t care about such things.
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Hey, hey wait, Pervy Sage!
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Join my training, hey!
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Shut up! I hate people who
don’t know how to talk properly…
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And I don’t like men.
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Oh, umm, umm…
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That Make-Out Paradise was
really exciting, cool and interesting.
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The purchase or viewing of that novel is
prohibited for those 18 years or younger…
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You liar.
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The reviews that I‘ve heard are great.
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It’s useless to flatter me.
I’m a sage!
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I’m not the type of fool who can
be coaxed by a fledgling like you.
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Oh, hey…wait!
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Farewell, kid.
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Wow! He’s cool even
though he’s a pervert.
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Heeey, Pervy Sage!
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Where’d he go?
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What’re you doing,
you old pervert?
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No, no, I’m sorry, miss…
but what lovely breasts…
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Pervert!
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This grown-up is disgraceful.
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Maybe there’s nothing special about him,
after all.
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But there’s nobody else.
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Good grief…
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As usual, the women in
this village are strong-minded.
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However, that’s makes them so good.
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“As usual”?
Meaning you’ve come here before?
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You.
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And you did nothing but peeping, right…?
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You Pervy Sage!
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Don’t say pervert, pervert
in such a loud voice.
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Shut up!
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So I bet that one shot on
the closet pervert was a fluke…
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Anyway, I’ll have you take responsibility
for ruining my training! Whoa…
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Jeez, you’re a noisy brat.
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Hey!
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Be quiet inside here for awhile.
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Hey! Let me out, you jerk!
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I want to have a romantic encounter
with a stacked girl.
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How dare you do that to me earlier!
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Substitution Jutsu.
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Sure enough,
he’s not an ordinary old man.
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Humph! That punk…
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It’s a million years too soon
for that kid to take me on.
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Not really.
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It seems you have a bit of talent.
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Then you’ll watch my training?
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Give and take!
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I'm not averse to listening
to your favor
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as long as you listen to mine.
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So which is it?
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Listen up…
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Nice ripe fruit that looks like this,
like this and this.
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I’ll watch your training
if you bring me that.
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You really will, right?
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This Toad Mountain Sage doesn’t lie.
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Okay, wait!
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Plans are plans.
They don't necessarily have to happen…
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Hello there, you ladies!
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Oh my… You’re funny, old man.
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No-no, this is the solemn truth.
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Yeah, and then,
what happened then?
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Hey, Pervy Sage!
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Oh no! Pervy Sage, he said.
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You fool! Who’s a Pervy Sage?
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I brought the promised item.
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Nice ripe fruit..
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Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot!
That’s not IT!
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Looks good!
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Don't hesitate. Help yourself.
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Thanks.
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No!
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Where’d the ladies go?!
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I got my fill…
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Ladies…
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No doubt about it. That person is…
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Good grief. I’ve wasted time…
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Hold it! Where are you going?!
What about my training?!
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I don’t care! My precious research
has been ruined thanks to you.
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Research, my butt!
I can’t be standing around here, either!
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I’m going to train hard,
become stronger than anybody,
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pass the Chunin exam,
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and then I’ll exceed the Hokage!
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Humph! I don’t care about such things.
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Here all you do is get in my way…
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Jeez, what a repugnant brat!
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Stacked girls like the ones
from earlier
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are indispensable for
my great writing enterprises!
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I see… So I should bring
some stacked girls, right?
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Okay.
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W-Wow…!
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If you gaze at me like that…
I feel embarrassed.
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Oh…!
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What a…
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What a cute girl.
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I like you!
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You pass!
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Idiot.
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You’re really my type of girl.
What’s that technique called?
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It’s called Sexy Jutsu.
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Oooh, what an idea. You’re a genius.
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I get the feeling all adults are
really affected by this technique.
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Then you’ll watch my training?
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Sure! However, I have a condition.
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A condition…? What is it?
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A-Always be…in that form
when you’re in front of me!
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Hey! Sure enough,
you’re just a pervert! You Pervy Sage!
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No! I’m not just a pervert!
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As if you didn’t know!
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I’m a super pervert!
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Darn it… He’s gone defiant…
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Well, brushing off the stuff until
now as a joke,
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I’ll watch your training.
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You mean it, right?
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A sage doesn’t go back on his word.
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Okay, kid.
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Do that training that you were
doing before one more time.
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Okay!
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Okay.
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Darn it.
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Totally worthless.
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Shut up!
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It’s pointless to wear clothes.
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Hey, build up your Chakra
one more time.
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One more time?
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Just do it, quick.
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You!
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What?
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You’re pretty sexy when
you’re naked.
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Jeez. I’m concentrating,
so don’t interfere.
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Oh, sorry, sorry. Continue.
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You’re messing with my focus.
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I see…So this is The Seal Formula.
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Two Tetragram Seals
making a Double Tetragram Seal…
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Is this an 8-Signed Seal Formula?
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Nine-Tailed Chakra is leaking
from between the Tetragram Seals…
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and is fixed so that it
can return to this kid’s Chakra.
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Fourth Hokage…
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It’s to protect this kid, huh?
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But after that, it’s stopped
with a Five-Pronged Seal…
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Putting Odd-Numbered Seal
over Even-Number Seals…
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This kid’s Chakra and that of
the Nine-Tailed are discreetly intermingled
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and are not stable.
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No wonder he is not able to
build up Chakra very well.
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That tickles…old man.
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Oh, sorry, sorry.
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Perhaps someone else…did it…
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The formula is rough.
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Well, it’s probably Orochimaru.
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Kid, give me a hurrah.
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What?
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Just hurrah. Come on, hurrah.
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Jeez, he’s demanding.
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Five-Pronged Seal…Release!
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What’re you doing?!
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Well, I just pushed
the pressure points for relaxing.
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Just try walking on
the water once more…
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Sheesh!
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What?
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I don’t know why, but it’s going well!
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Yahoo!
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I guess it’s about time to teach him
how to control the Nine-Tailed Chakra.
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Okay, kid. Come on out.
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I’ll teach you an ace technique.
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What, what ace technique?
A deadly technique?
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There’s something you need to
understand well
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before I teach you techniques.
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You probably haven’t noticed,
but you possess two types of Chakra.
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Huh? Two types?
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Until now, have you ever
felt a special Chakra?
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Special? Hmm…
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Come to think of it…
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Come to think of it,
I get the feeling there were times when…
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Chakra suddenly sprang up
and an awesome power came out.
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But…I don’t really remember those moments.
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I see.
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But I do remember sensing that
it was different
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from the Chakra I always build up.
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If I liken it to colors,
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while it’s always blue…
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it felt like it was red or something.
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I see.
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Okay. That’s it for today’s training.
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What?! Already?
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What happened to the ace technique?
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I can still train.
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With training, a watched pot never boils.
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As long as we’re here,
let’s have a bath…
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Not just falling in…
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Warms me up.
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A drink after training’s the best.
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Say, say, Pervy Sage.
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What kind of technique is
that ace technique?
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You’ll find out tomorrow.
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Miser!
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We’ll turn into boiled frogs if
we stay in here too long.
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Ebisu, sorry for snatching
your student.
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It’s okay. More importantly,
I was surprised…
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The Hokage has had us searching
all over for you
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and we could never determine
your whereabouts.
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To think you were in this village…
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The Hokage will be pleased.
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Did you tell the Third Hokage about me?
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Not yet.
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I see. That’s for the best.
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Sure enough, something
about Orochimaru?
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No, unfortunately not.
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What?
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I just stopped by looking
for material for my novel…
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My nature is not to get myself
involved in trouble.
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What are you saying?!
You should know!
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What is necessary to stop Orochimaru,
known as one of the Sannin,
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the legendary three Shinobi,
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is the power of another Sannin!
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Your power, Master Jiraiya!
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First, I need to sign this contract
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One! First, Tyson jumps and slamdunks
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Two! He kisses and hugs everyone
randomly and says “I LOVE YOU”
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Three! Masala masters Yoga
but hates curry
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Four! Sanchez is a lousy bullfighter. Ole!
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All over the world, the sky’s smiling,
so look up and smile too
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Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
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One! Bodimahattaya-san devotes
his time for digging black ships
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Two! Peking Duck, Action Scene,
Chen Lee speeds around on his bike
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Three! Popo loves to polish his Coteka
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Four! Japanese people,
now lend me you hand!
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All over the world, the sky’s smiling,
so look up and smile too
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Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
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All over the world, the sky’s smiling,
so look up and smile too
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Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
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First, I need to sign this contract
in blood
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and mark it with the fingerprints
of one hand.
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Then I build up my Chakra.
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The Hand Signs are
Dog-Boar-Bird-Monkey-Sheep.
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Then I must place my contract hand
on the place where I want to summon it!
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How's that?!
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Next time, "The Summoning Jutsu:
Wisdom of the Toad Sage!"
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What is this?!