E3 - Sasuke and Sakura: Friends or Foes?

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    C'mon!
[00:17] ---
    Running like a fugitive,
[00:20] ---
    Being chased by something
[00:24] ---
    Inside my heart is pounding
[00:28] ---
    My throat dry like it's withering
[00:32] ---
    For no single one,
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    To none does belong,
[00:41] ---
    This time is ours, right now...
[00:48] ---
    Unraveling the pain,
[00:50] ---
    Unraveling our hearts,
[00:51] ---
    Unraveling shadows
[00:55] ---
    Stifling our breath,
[00:57] ---
    Reaching for beyond,
[00:59] ---
    Tearing through the dark
[01:03] ---
    In fighting and in love
[01:11] ---
    To the distant light above,
[01:14] ---
    Yes, we are on the way
[01:22] ---
    I wanna rock...
[01:26] ---
    Rockin' my heart
[02:17] ---
    Today's…a special day, so…
[02:21] ---
    Time to eat!
[02:32] ---
    Sasuke and Sakura: Friends or Foes?
[03:09] ---
    Fight me, here!
[03:14] ---
    What're you doing, Konohamaru?
[03:17] ---
    Very good, Naruto…
[03:20] ---
    You're the man I expected you to be.
[03:25] ---
    I didn't do anything, you know…
[03:28] ---
    Let's fight fair!
[03:30] ---
    Sorry! I've got
    an orientation meeting to go to.
[03:34] ---
    An orientation meeting…?
[03:35] ---
    Cause… As of today, I'm a Ninja!
[03:40] ---
    Oh…
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    Sakura!
    Shouldn't you be heading out soon?
[04:01] ---
    I was thinking of leaving now!
[04:04] ---
    Cha! How long are you planning
    to treat me like a child?!
[04:13] ---
    That's right… I'm not a student
    of the academy anymore…
[04:17] ---
    I'm a Kunoichi of the Leaf Village,
    Sakura Haruno!
[04:21] ---
    I'm off!
[04:29] ---
    Morning, Sakura.
[04:32] ---
    Morning... Ino.
[04:41] ---
    Who would've thought you'd
    be able to graduate.
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    Ancient history has nothing to do with it.
[04:46] ---
    As of today,
    we're both full-fledged Ninjas...
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    I won't lose to you anymore, Ino!
[05:13] ---
    What the--? Why are you here?
[05:16] ---
    Today's meeting is for graduates only.
[05:19] ---
    Hey, don't you see this headband?
[05:24] ---
    As of today, I'm a Ninja, too!
[05:29] ---
    How can I put it, it really suits me.
[05:35] ---
    So Naruto…was able to graduate.
[05:47] ---
    Goal!
[05:51] ---
    I won again, Sakura!
[05:53] ---
    What're you saying…?
[05:55] ---
    The tip of my foot got in
    one centimeter faster!
[05:59] ---
    You must be blind.
[06:02] ---
    It's Sakura.
[06:08] ---
    Oh…
[06:10] ---
    Sakura's looking at me…
[06:15] ---
    Hey, Sakura!
[06:16] ---
    Mor... morning, Sakur--
[06:18] ---
    Get outta' the way!
[06:21] ---
    M-Morning, Sasuke…
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    Mind if I sit next to you?
[06:29] ---
    Hey! I'm going to sit
    next to Sasuke!
[06:32] ---
    First come, first served!
[06:34] ---
    I got in the classroom sooner!
[06:37] ---
    I did!
[06:37] ---
    If that's the case,
    then I did!
[06:39] ---
    I was first!
[06:40] ---
    I'm sitting next to Sasuke!
[06:45] ---
    How annoying...
[06:47] ---
    Is that this year's top rookie,
    Sasuke Uchiha?
[06:53] ---
    Yes.
[06:55] ---
    The sole survivor of the Uchiha clan?
[06:59] ---
    Yes.
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    Naruto Uzumaki, eh…
[07:25] ---
    Naruto! Don't glare at Sasuke!
[07:30] ---
    Sakura…
[07:32] ---
    Everyone's all Sasuke Sasuke.
[07:35] ---
    What's so great about this guy?!
[07:41] ---
    Just beat him up, Sasuke!
[07:43] ---
    Yeah! Yeah!
[07:45] ---
    What? Really?
[07:47] ---
    Oh! Sorry!
[07:49] ---
    Wha--?
[07:50] ---
    Whoa!
[07:59] ---
    Cha! I was planning on
    seizing Sasuke's first kiss!
[08:08] ---
    You jerk…
    Naruto! I'll kill you!
[08:11] ---
    – My mouth is rotting.
    – Huh? Was that my fault?
[08:14] ---
    What? I feel rage…
[08:17] ---
    Naruto…
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    You…
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    An accident…
    lt was an accident
[08:25] ---
    You are annoying!
[08:27] ---
    Yikes!
[08:29] ---
    Naruto…He's at
    the center of trouble as usual.
[08:35] ---
    As of today, you all have become
    full-fledged Ninjas…
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    However, you're still Genin.
[08:43] ---
    The tough part's still to come!
[08:46] ---
    From here on, you'll be in a squad of three
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    and carry out your missions
    under your Jonin teachers.
[08:55] ---
    A squad of three?!
[08:57] ---
    I wonder who's going to be
    grouped with Sasuke.
[09:01] ---
    I don't know…
[09:04] ---
    Cha! I'll be the one grouped
    with Sasuke, naturally!
[09:10] ---
    Squads of three, eh.
    lt'll just slow me down…
[09:15] ---
    First will be Sakura.
[09:17] ---
    And the other person…
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    can be anyone other than Sasuke!
[09:22] ---
    The groups have been determined
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    so that the strength of
    the groups will be balanced.
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    Now for the assignments!
[09:33] ---
    Now then, next is Group Seven…
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    Naruto Uzumaki!
[09:37] ---
    Sakura Haruno.
[09:40] ---
    Hooray!
[09:42] ---
    I'm with…Naruto…?
[09:44] ---
    And…Sasuke Uchiha!
[09:46] ---
    Hooray!
[09:48] ---
    I'm with…Sasuke…?
[09:53] ---
    So I'll be in a different group
    from Naruto, huh…
[09:57] ---
    Next is Group Eight. Hinata Hyuga!
[09:59] ---
    Y-Yes…
[10:02] ---
    Kiba Inuzuka!
[10:04] ---
    Shino Aburame!
[10:10] ---
    Why is this happening…?
[10:12] ---
    Group Nine.
[10:13] ---
    Cha! Love will be victorious!
[10:17] ---
    Man…
[10:18] ---
    Why do women think that
    kind of guy's so great…?
[10:22] ---
    Don't you understand, Shikamaru?
[10:26] ---
    Well, I'm not a woman…
[10:31] ---
    That's why you are
    not popular among girls.
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    I wouldn't want to be grouped with you.
[10:37] ---
    Group Ten. Ino Yamanaka.
     Shikamaru Nara.
[10:43] ---
    It appears we've been
    grouped together.
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    And Choji Akimichi.
[10:54] ---
    And Fatty on top of that...
[10:58] ---
    That's all for the group division.
[10:59] ---
    Iruka Sensei!
[11:01] ---
    Why does an exceptional student
    like me have to be
[11:03] ---
    in the same group with this guy?!
[11:07] ---
    Sasuke has the best grades
    of the graduates.
[11:11] ---
    Naruto, you're at the bottom!
[11:14] ---
    Of course, this is how it is when trying
    to balance the strength within groups.
[11:19] ---
    Just don't get in my way, loser!
[11:23] ---
    Hey, what did you say?!
[11:25] ---
    You want to fight, loser?
[11:27] ---
    Knock it off, Naruto!!
[11:31] ---
    In the afternoon,
    I'll introduce you to your Jonin teachers.
[11:33] ---
    You're dismissed until then!
[11:36] ---
    Sasuke!
[11:38] ---
    Where'd you go, Sasuke?
[11:42] ---
    I thought since we're in the same group
    and all, we'd eat together.
[11:46] ---
    Sakuraaaa!
[11:48] ---
    Since we're in the same group and all,
    let's eat together!
[11:53] ---
    Why should I have to eat with you?!
[11:56] ---
    Well... we're in the same group, so…
[11:59] ---
    You're…annoying.
[12:04] ---
    Sasuke! Where are you?
[12:14] ---
    Darn! This is no fun.
[12:17] ---
    I 'm finally in the same group as Sakura…
    and then it's like this…
[12:20] ---
    I wonder if something good will happen…
[12:32] ---
    That's it!
[12:43] ---
    Listen up!
[12:44] ---
    As long as we're in the same group,
    you will follow my instructions.
[12:49] ---
    Yeah-yeah…
[12:51] ---
    She becomes a real pain in the neck
    when people try to argue with to her, so…
[12:55] ---
    Let's all go out for
    some BBQ sometime.
[12:57] ---
    Oh, man…
[12:59] ---
    Hmm?
[13:04] ---
    Naruto…?
[13:05] ---
    Huh?
[13:09] ---
    Oh!
[13:12] ---
    Jerk, it's Naruto, isn't it!
[13:13] ---
    Darn! Just be quiet.
[13:15] ---
    Naruto! I won't forgive you
    if you hurt Sasuke!
[13:27] ---
    What happened?
[13:32] ---
    Heh! Idiot…
[13:40] ---
    So Naruto got beaten by
    the one he challenged…
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    Of course! Naruto's no match
     for Sasuke!
[13:52] ---
    No need for me to feel rushed…
[13:54] ---
    From here on out,
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    I'll be in the same group as
    Sasuke for the long haul…
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    But…
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    Even if I were to use
    my feminine charms…
[14:07] ---
    my proportions are below average…
[14:09] ---
    All that's above average is
     the width of my forehead…
[14:13] ---
    What should I do…?
[14:18] ---
    Huh? No way!
[14:20] ---
    Sasuke…is looking...
[14:21] ---
    this way!
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    And with such a passionate look!
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    You…have a charmingly wide forehead.
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    It makes me want to kiss it.
[14:36] ---
    That's what its surface area is for.
[14:40] ---
    Yeah, right…
[14:42] ---
    I'm not just some kid
    who believes in fairy tales…
[14:45] ---
    There's no way.
[14:48] ---
    You…have a charmingly wide forehead.
[14:51] ---
    What?!
[14:54] ---
    It makes me want to kiss it.
[15:03] ---
    Cha! This fairy tale is for real!!
[15:07] ---
    Or that's what Naruto would say.
[15:13] ---
    I've got something to ask you.
[15:15] ---
    What?
[15:17] ---
    What do you think…of Naruto?
[15:22] ---
    He's quite at home interfering and
    enjoys it when I make mistakes.
[15:29] ---
    Naruto doesn't understand
    one thing about me…
[15:35] ---
    He just annoys me!
[15:37] ---
    All I want…is for you to
    accept me, Sasuke.…
[15:43] ---
    For me to accept you…?
[15:47] ---
    I'll do anything for the sake of that.
[16:02] ---
    I was careless!
[16:11] ---
    W-Wha--?!
[16:15] ---
    Gotcha!
[16:19] ---
    I didn't think someone who couldn't
    perform the Clone Jutsu properly
[16:22] ---
    could do the Shadow Clone Jutsu.
[16:30] ---
    I'm…desperate, so…
[16:34] ---
    I finally know why I…
[16:38] ---
    I like Sakura so much.
[16:45] ---
    Diarrhea at a time like this?!
[16:49] ---
    What's wrong?
[16:51] ---
    I-I'll be right back…
[16:54] ---
    Sasuke's so shy!
[16:58] ---
    I guess he needs to
    prepare himself mentally…
[17:07] ---
    That was close!
[17:08] ---
    My stomach hurt so much that
    the Jutsu was about to wear off!
[17:13] ---
    Why does my stomach have
    to hurt at such a good time?!
[17:18] ---
    I'm annoying... huh…
[17:21] ---
    She said so again…
[17:23] ---
    And I transformed into Sasuke and
    had got a little closer to Sakura…
[17:28] ---
    In that case…
    I'll play an obnoxious Sasuke …
[17:32] ---
    and make her hate him!
[17:40] ---
    Oh Sasuke,
    you're such a shy bad boy!
[17:45] ---
    Are you prepared? I'm raring to go!
[17:51] ---
    H-Hey, Sasuke!
[17:55] ---
    Where's Naruto?
[17:56] ---
    Oh, there you go changing
    the subject again…
[17:59] ---
    Just leave Naruto alone!
[18:02] ---
    All he does is pick fights with you!
[18:05] ---
    It's because he wasn't raised right!
[18:09] ---
    You know!
[18:10] ---
    He doesn't have any parents, right?
[18:13] ---
    He always selfishly does
     whatever he wants!
[18:16] ---
    My parents would get mad at me
    if I did something like that!
[18:20] ---
    There are no parents to nag you
    if it's just you alone!
[18:24] ---
    So his selfishness comes
    out at various times!
[18:28] ---
    The loneliness.
[18:29] ---
    Huh?
[18:31] ---
    It's something worse than getting
    scolded by parents and...
[18:36] ---
    W-What's gotten into you…?
[18:39] ---
    You…
[18:40] ---
    annoy me.
[18:53] ---
    Darn! It finally stopped!
[18:57] ---
    I wonder if Sakura's still waiting.
[19:05] ---
    W-What are you doing here?!
[19:08] ---
    I used the Escape Jutsu,
    the very basic of techniques.
[19:12] ---
    Oh...
[19:13] ---
    What were you planning to do…
[19:14] ---
    by transforming into me?!
[19:15] ---
    I thought it'd be fun, so I gave it a try!
[19:23] ---
    The Shadow Clone Jutsu again?!
[19:25] ---
    I'll show you that I'm really amazing!
[19:27] ---
    I'll defeat you…
[19:29] ---
    and make you accept me!
[19:31] ---
    Prepare yourself, Sasuke!
[19:38] ---
    Just like that, my stomach again…
[19:41] ---
    B-Bathroom!
[19:45] ---
    I'm first, I say!
[19:46] ---
    I'm first, I say.
[19:47] ---
    I'm about to go in my pants, I say!
[19:51] ---
    How stupid!
[19:56] ---
    "You annoy me" …huh?
[19:58] ---
    I see. So this is how
    Naruto must've felt…
[20:04] ---
    I wonder if I can…
    be a bit more nice next time…
[20:10] ---
    Darn.
[20:11] ---
    Did I eat something bad?
[20:14] ---
    Naruto…
[20:17] ---
    Smile…Smile…
[20:20] ---
    Let's go back to the classroom, Naruto.
[20:23] ---
    Sakura…
[20:27] ---
    Payback for earlier, huh?
[20:29] ---
    Sasuke's turned himself into Sakura…
[20:32] ---
    You're trying to trick me, right, Sasuke?!
[20:34] ---
    I don't think so!
[20:39] ---
    Ow-ow-ow…
    What the heck is going on?!
[20:44] ---
    Oh…
[20:48] ---
    You idiot, Naruto!
[20:56] ---
    So, this is Naruto's room…
[20:59] ---
    And Sasuke of the Uchiha clan is
     also in the group you'll be in charge of.
[21:03] ---
    I wish you good luck!
[21:09] ---
    The expiration date…
[21:11] ---
    of this milk has passed quite awhile ago…
[21:16] ---
    He'll get sick if he drink this.
[21:20] ---
    It seems like that things are
    going to get disastrous.
[21:30] ---
    What the heck is going on?!
[23:10] ---
    What is going on?!
[23:11] ---
    This isn't the same Kakashi Sensei
    from yesterday.
[23:14] ---
    Is this really the same Kakashi Sensei
[23:16] ---
    who got caught in my trap
    and breezily came late?
[23:19] ---
    Darn it! Darn it!
[23:21] ---
    No way am I giving up!
[23:23] ---
    I'll defeat him and clear
    this super difficult testl!
[23:27] ---
    No way am I going back now!
[23:30] ---
    Next episode:
     "Pass or Fail: Survival Test"
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    Don't miss my outstanding performance!