# E202 - The Top 5 Ninja Battles!
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Rock away your existence,
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Shouting that you are here…
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A new journey begins now.
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As we survived through
the changing seasons,
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we gained knowledge and strength,
(just looks like a survival game)
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But the forgotten memories,
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of the feelings abandoned within
the flows of time,
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have also been lost.
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When sinking down,
we learned loneliness.
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But now we’ve met each other,
we are no longer alone.
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Unveil your feelings,
Those high emotions
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Those tears will change your fate.
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Pound your heartbeat
against the darkness,
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We’re sure to meet,
Under the same flag of pain
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All right, thanks for waiting!
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"The Special Presentation Today!"
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"The Top 5 Famous
Sweat and Tears Ninja Battles!
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"There Are Also Fun Extras"
has finally started!
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Isn't this exciting, Sakura?!
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Yes, from the next episode,
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“Naruto” which you’ve all
been supporting
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for the past four years
will enter its fifth year.
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And so today,
we’re changing our plans
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to present you with
famous battle scenes
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in the order determined by
votes from the guys in the Leaf!
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Is that favorite battle you want
to see again included?
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We’ve also invited
some special guests,
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so don’t miss it!
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Then, we’ll be moving on ahead.
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First, check out fifth and
fourth place back to back!
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FIFTH PLACE
NARUTO VS. SASUKE
~LEAF HOSPITAL ROOF~
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All right, here we go,
here we go, here we go!
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Just what you’d expect of me,
the hero!
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To think I’d appear right at the start.
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I’ve shrewdly got everyone’s hearts!
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You’re right!
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To be honest,
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the coolness of Sasuke in motion
is unfathomable.
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Outstanding destructive power.
Cha!
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Umm, Sakura?
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Our comments aren’t meshing
right off the bat.
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Just keep quiet!
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Right.
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Multi Shadow Clone Jutsu!
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Attack and defense with
no time to breathe.
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This is gripping.
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Throw in a kick there!
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Give him a beat down and thrash up!
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Umm, Sakura. How about
a little support for the hero there…?
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Shut up, Naruto!
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Naruto Barrage!
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Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu!
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Wh-What’s that Jutsu?!
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You jerk!
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Chidori!
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Stop it…you two…
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Stop it!
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That’s mean to punch me all
of a sudden, Sakura!
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I couldn’t help it.
I got excited.
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FOURTH PLACE
CHOJI VS. JIROBO
~FATSO VS. FATSO~
Now, let’s collect ourselves
and check out fourth place next!
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It’s too late whatever you do now!
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Crushing Palm!
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Man, this battle moves me to tears,
no matter how often I watch it.
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That’s right! As it happens,
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I sat down on my knees in front of
the TV while blowing my nose.
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It invoked tears in the living rooms
in the Land of Fire for sure.
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Yeah, yeah… I really thought
Choji had died in this episode.
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That’s for sure.
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I was also totally fooled
by the producers.
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Wh-What’s that…?
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But…
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Boulder Blow!
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It’s futile!
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I’m a hundred times stronger
than before!
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They say a grudge over food
is ferocious, right?
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That one punch just now
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was the grudge for you eating
the last bite of the snack.
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No way! He’s got so much Chakra
his build has changed!
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And this is…
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This is for insulting me by calling me
a sacrificial piece and fat!
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But what’s most unforgivable is
you insulting my best friend!
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That’s more unforgivable than
swiping the last bite of gourmet food
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or insulting me by calling me fat!
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All my Chakra…
to my left hand!
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O-Oh, no…!
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This one punch is heavier than life!
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W-Wait…! Don’t be hasty…!
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But seeing it again,
visually it’s just fatso versus fatso.
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No appealing parts at all
and the screen is stifling.
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I mean, no way would I want
to see this during the summer
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Excuse me for being stifling.
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Yikes! Choji.
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How long were you there…?
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I heard my famous battle made it
into the top five, you see…
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Oh wait, Choji.
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– You’ll understand once I tell you!
– Calm down!
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Human Boulder!
97.01 01:57:15:03 01:57:16:07 I won!
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I actually…won!
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We had a bit of an incident here,
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but let’s not worry about that
and move on.
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Now before we present
third to first place,
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we’ll show the famous battles
left out of the top five.
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Is the famous battle
you chose included?
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Now then, here we go!
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EXTRA SEGMENT
UNRANKED FAMOUS BATTLES
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KAKASHI VS. ZABUSA
~THE LAND OF WAVES ARC~
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– Rooster! – Rooster!
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– Water Style: Water Dragon Jutsu!
– Water Style: Water Dragon Jutsu!
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Sure enough, Kakashi Sensei’s
Sharingan is super unfair!
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Just what you’d expect from a Jonin.
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KAKASHI VS. GAI
~ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS~
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– What?! – You’re late!
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– This is a famous battle?!
– You’re seventeen minutes
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– Well, it’s cool to have stuff like this
– and thirty two seconds late!
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– included once in a while, right?
– Let’s forget about today…
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We both have forty eight wins!
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One of us will move ahead
with this battle!
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It seems it won’t work
even if I say no…
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This time it’s my turn to determine
the battle category…
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What will it be?
A Taijutsu fight?
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A 100-meter dash?
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Skin diving? I wouldn’t mind
an eating contest…
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Listen, you…
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Well then…
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Wh-What?!
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Rock-paper-scissors!
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I accept the challenge.
No way will I lose!
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If I lose, I’ll do five hundred laps
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around the Leaf Village
standing on my head!
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Absurdity again…
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It’s a promise!
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Here we go again…
His favorite own rules.
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Okay, everyone together now.
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– Rock-paper… – Rock-paper…
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Scissors!
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After the commercial,
we’ll present third to first place.
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Don’t miss it.
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Now at last for the presentation
of third to first place.
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First up is third place!
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Now then, which battle has worked
its way up to the higher ranks?
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Here we go! The appearance of
the famous team of Kiba and Akamaru!
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– Heh! – Damn it…
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– It’s the appearance of
– Is it all over…?
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a team that’s just loud.
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What?!
You’re saying to do that?!
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No, Akamaru!
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It’s too dangerous to do that
without any comrades around!
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You understand that, don’t you?!
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We’ll die like dogs here if we miss…
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Ow!
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Akamaru…
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To think I’d get bitten by you.
I’m a pathetic owner…
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Okay, Akamaru…
As you say, we just have to do that…
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Wolf Fang Over Fang!
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Now, Akamaru!
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What?!
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Show him the fruits of our training!
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Dynamic Marking!
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That’s a dirty trick!
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Now we’re ready!
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Inuzuka Style! Man-Beast
Transformation Combo!
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Two-Headed Wolf!
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Eat this!
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Sakon, what’re you doing! To the right!
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Uh oh…!
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Wolf Fang Over Fang!
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Though he sometimes bites
his owner’s hand,
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he presses for a decision.
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It seems Akamaru’s stock shot up
in the Leaf after this.
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What a man!
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Man, my butt! Just a puppy
whose evil eyes got worse!
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Who has evil eyes?!
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Yikes, Kiba!
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H-How long were you there…?
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Knock it off!
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Here I was invited as a guest
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with my battle
having been ranked high.
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What’s the deal of
finishing in third place
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on top of being told mean things?!
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It’s Kiba and Akamaru
who finished in third.
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Please face the camera
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and say a few words to everyone
in their living rooms.
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Oh, umm, thanks for your support.
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Well, we came in third this time.
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But we’ll kick the butts of some enemies,
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so please look forward
to our success!
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Considering you’re talking
all big or whatever,
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didn’t you have a rough time
with it after this?
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The best is yet to come,
I tell you!
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That’s the last straw.
Get him, Akamaru!
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Now for the presentation
of second place.
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He’s like a completely different person…
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His Chakra activity is overwhelming…
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And those markings…
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The movements earlier…
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He dodged the attack from behind
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and saw me hiding in the shadows…
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In other words, he’s combining
wide vision and x-ray vision.
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And in addition, that Jutsu…
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Then…
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Summoning Jutsu!
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I’ll find a perfect…
way to attack that power of yours.
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If he defends physical attacks
with rotation
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and a large emission of Chakra…
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then I should stop that Chakra rotation!
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– This is the second place battle?
– Scatter!
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That’s right! It’s a battle of brains while
assessing the opponent’s weak point!
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Hmm. But as for me…
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I’m not a big fan of sluggish battles!
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– Oh, why? – Hmm.
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How can I put it?
lf you’re talking about battle
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I want to see a collision of fist
on fist, and body on body.
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Oh, but a Ninja isn’t just
about Taijutsu.
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Oh. That’s being rude to Bushy Brow.
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Oh, sorry.
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I mean, yeah, I want to see
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something fiery, like Bushy Brow!
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There just isn’t anything fiery
in Neji’s battles.
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Here!
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He’s argumentative or something.
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Unexciting or something.
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I’d like him to just take on the enemy
without regard to appearances!
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Heh! Missions with you are
a chore because you think like that.
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Yikes, Neji!
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Now then, a few words from
the second place Neji.
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Humph! How silly.
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You’re free to evaluate my battles,
but it’s unthinkable
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for me to be forced to appear
in a place like this.
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Heh! You’re sure making
an exhibition of yourself, considering!
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Oh! Could it be you’re after
an appearance fee?!
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Too bad.
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This is a program for everyone
in their living rooms,
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so we asked you to do this for free!
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No problem.
I asked the Fifth Hokage
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and she’s treating this appearance
as a mission.
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Since it’s a mission,
I have no choice but to appear.
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And of course, a mission fee
will be incurred.
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Whoa, always the realist.
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Neji, it’s not fair that
you get paid for this!
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My brain is built differently than yours!
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Gentle Fist!
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It seems the ranking board is busted,
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so we’ll go right on ahead
and present first place.
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Which battle has finished in first?
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Chidori!
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Oh ho! Sure enough, it’s pointless
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if the number one battle
isn’t one of my battles!
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That’s right!
This is the battle that
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anyone would
acknowledge as number one.
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Rasengan!
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– Rasengan! – Chidori!
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And so, did you all guess right?
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The glorious best battle has been
determined to be “Sasuke’s Battle!”
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Hey, hey, Sakura.
lt’s the “Battle in the Final Valley”!
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FIRST PLACE
NARUTO VS. SASUKE
~FINAL VALLEY~
What? Was it?
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Forget it.
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Well, let’s collect ourselves
and check out
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some special footage of myself,
who came in a glorious first place!
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Y-You…idiot!
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Hold it!
What’s up with this recording?!
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– This is different from what I prepared!
– What’re you doing?!
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– No, no, don’t watch!
– Don’t be peeping!
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I demand a do-over as the hero!
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Someone not involved is
making a ruckus.
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And now, thanks for waiting!
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Now for the appearance of
a special guest.
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Let’s go live to the site.
Master Jiraiya!
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What? What?
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Master Jiraiya, can you hear me?
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Yes… Loud and clear.
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What?
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Master Jiraiya,
where are you right now?
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Mm, I’m in kind of a dubious place.
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I hope you’ll excuse me from
divulging my location.
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Well, if I have to say something,
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I’d say I’m in a certain person’s
hideout, I guess.
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Hey! Pervy Sage!
What’re you doing there?!
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What happened to you
watching my training?!
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Now, now.
Today’s a special program,
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so don’t be such a stick-in-the-mud.
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More importantly,
I’ve met up with someone special…
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None other than Orochimaru.
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What?!
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Sakura…
What the hell is this…?!
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It sure has been a long time,
Orochimaru!
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Oh, same here…
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Here you could have invited me
to the studio.
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Who would invite the likes of you?!
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Well, I have been busy collecting Jutsu
and conducting experiments.
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And more importantly,
I need him to get stronger quickly, so.
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– If he’s there, bring him out!
– What…?!
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Actually, I tried talking him into it
many times saying today’s special…
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But in the end,
he didn’t give me a good answer.
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– I see… – Hey.
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What?!
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Are you going to go
on and on forever?
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If you’ve got that kind of time,
then continue the training, Orochimaru.
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S-Sasuke…
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Sasuke…
ls that you, Sasuke?!
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I’ll be going on ahead to the dojo.
Get a move on.
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Oh, wait…!
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Oh, it seems I’ve angered Sasuke.
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I shall also be leaving now.
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Wait! Orochimaru!
Put Sasuke on one more time…
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Sakura…
He can’t hear you anymore.
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I know…
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– Sakura… – Yeah. Right!
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That’s right!
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Now then,
it’s about time to say goodbye.
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Did you all enjoy our special:
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“The Special Presentation Today!"
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The Top 5 Famous
Sweat and Tears Ninja Battles!
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There Are Also Fun Extras”?
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Hey, what’re you wrapping things
up on your own for?
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What about my do-over
special footage?
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You’re annoying.
**[20:52] ---**
We don’t have any time left,
so wrap things up now!
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What?! Fine!
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Unfortunately, my special footage will
have to wait for the next time.
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But everyone in the village,
including me,
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will keep showing
awesome fights one after another!
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Everyone, please continue to support us…
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– and keep watching “Naruto”!
– and keep watching “Naruto”!
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SEE YOU LATER
– See you later!
– See you later!
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On a checkerboard night
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when the stardust’s are rapidly dancing
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I just can’t come out and say,
“Ah, I don’t want to go home yet.”
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Suggestively
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Spat at that beloved face!!
Mister Cricket
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The Trombone gradually going off-key
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While on the sweaty center stage
does bug me.
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But more importantly, the fuzziness I feel
in my undeveloped chest,
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I wonder if it’s from
that coke I just drank?
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I never thought that
you were so stubborn!
**[22:53] ---**
Even if you make a fuss,
nothing's going to change.
**[22:55] ---**
But, at this rate,
she's going to abandon us.
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It's her choice.
There's nothing we can do.
**[22:59] ---**
Hey, Hinata!
What do you think?
**[23:01] ---**
We still don't know
what her situation is…
**[23:03] ---**
Does that mean that you're with Shino?!
**[23:04] ---**
It's not like that!
**[23:05] ---**
Hey, what are you fighting about?
**[23:07] ---**
Naruto, Sensei is…
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Kurenai Sensei is going to quit!
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Next time: "Kurenai's Decision:
Squad 8 Left Behind”