# E177 - Please, Mr. Postman!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY1953EVR/please-mr-postman)
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I want to try and gather
the unrestrained winds
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I’ll run toward the horizon,
alongside the wave crests
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I’ve made my decision,
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even if there’s a long way to go
on that road.
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I’ll continue towards the future I’ve planned
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Time rushes us
The heartbeat speeds up
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When I woke in the middle of a dream
I kept searching for that same light
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Under the shining star-lit sky with
countless constellations and shadows
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There was something beyond that…
What were you gazing at?
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What were you gazing at?
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I’m exhausted!
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Important solo mission, my butt!
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They just didn’t have enough manpower
for the castle restoration.
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That’s not the job of a Shinobi.
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Ow-ow… I won’t hold up if
I don’t rest somewhere.
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Oh!
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I’ll take a bath.
Here I go!
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Hey…
I’m sounding like an old man.
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Wh-What?!
**[02:28] ---**
Shadow Clone Jutsu!
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Thank you.
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Who the heck are you, mister?
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I’m a Delivery Ninja!
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Please, Mr. Postman!
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23, 24, 25…
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26…
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No mistake…
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Thanks to you Mister Naruto,
all of the postal articles are safe.
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By the way, what’s a Delivery Ninja?
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We are postal professionals
who risk our lives
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to deliver the important parcels
our customers have left with us.
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In other words, you’re a postman.
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I am a Delivery Ninja!
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Ordinary postmen don’t risk their lives.
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So you’re an awesome postman, huh?
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That’s right.
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Oops, I must not keep
my customers waiting.
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Then, I’ll be on my way…
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Mister! What’s your name?!
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I’m 596-03.
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A zip code…?!
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Anywhere would be fine
if I can get in a hot spring…
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Cripes…
Here it’s still day time and…
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That voice…
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My, you’re a strange one, Jira-chan.
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Am I?
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Ah, Pervy Sage!
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What?! Who’s a Pervy Sage…?!
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What’s the meaning of this,
Pervy Sage?!
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Hadn’t you left the village
on an important mission?
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That’s why I was being patient
about you training with me!
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If you’ve got the free time to be
doing something like this,
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help out with my training right now!
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W-Wait, Naruto.
There’s a reason for this…
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You probably have some glib lies
about gathering information or something.
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You’re wrong, you’re wrong.
lt’s data collection, data collection…
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You see…
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It’s my final spurt
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for the manuscript of the final volume
of “Make-Out Violence.”
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What about the mission…?
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Well, you see, I’m on a mission.
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So don’t worry…
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What kind of mission?
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As it happens, I received information
that a member of the Akatsuki Organization
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will be visiting this town
the day after tomorrow.
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The Akatsuki Organization!
Then, that Itachi will be…?
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I don’t know that.
And the same goes for their purpose…
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But that’s a matter until
the day after tomorrow.
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And so, I’m making effective use
of the free time!
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Then it’s perfect.
Give me some training!
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Well… you see, they’re so insistent
about the manuscript.
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I ended up promising the publisher
that I’d send it today or tomorrow.
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Come on! It’s a long-awaited chance
for training.
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If my manuscript were
to be completed early,
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I might be able to take
some time for training.
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Oh, my shoulders are stiff!
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There, there.
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Oh, I’m thirsty!
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Here you go.
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Hot!
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Hey, the ideas I just about had
have blown away!
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Enough!
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I’m taking a bath!
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What a hard Sensei to please…
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I bet he’s going to say
this is data collection, anyway.
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We must deliver that secret document
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to the feudal lord of the Land of Fangs,
no matter what the cost…
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It seems this is where
the Delivery Ninjas always stay.
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Oh, they could…
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Delivery Ninja?
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I can see them now.
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This is all I need for
my writing desire to well up…
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I’m not getting…inspired with this…
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Imagining with your head
is a writer’s job, isn’t it?
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I’m a writer rooted in realism!
Getting a picture is important.
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So I wonder if you’d do that for me.
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Can you write if I do that?
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I’ll write, I’ll write!
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Sexy Jutsu:
Steam Bath Harem Version!
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– Master Jiraiya. Jiraiya!
– This is great!
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Won-der-ful!
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What a hopeless guy!
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He hasn’t been able to write at all!
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Address, check!
Zip code, check--!
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Ow-ow-ow…
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Oh, the sealed documents…
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Please take extra care with this.
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I will take it for you.
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Ow-ow-ow…
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Excuse me, can I also ask you
to take this for me?
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Oh! Mister Naruto.
Thank you for helping me out yesterday.
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Oh! Mister!
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I am 596-03.
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It’s hard to remember!
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More importantly, I want to ask you
to take care of this!
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Hmm…This goes in a different direction…
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Have a heart. Please.
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Oh, perfect timing.
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Huh?! Is this a Shadow Clone?
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He is 463-72.
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This area should be in your jurisdiction.
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It is.
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Then I leave it to you…
What was it again?
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I am 463-72.
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Hurry, okay?
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Wake up…
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Whoa! I fell asleep!
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Pervy Sage, let’s start training!
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What’re you talking about?
I must complete the manuscript…
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You don’t need to worry
about that.
**[09:36] ---**
I wrote the manuscript and
sent it to the publisher!
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So now you can devote
yourself freely to training…
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Right, Pervy Sage?
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You idiot!
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Huh?
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If something like this were read,
it’ll be the end of my writing career!
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Ah… Oh… I’m sorry.
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You said you sent it to
the publisher, right? How?
**[09:57] ---**
I gave it to a Delivery Ninja
in the inn…
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D-Delivery Ninjas.
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You mean, the one that delivers any
parcel to the addressee, no matter what…
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not influenced by any land or institution…
that iron organization?!
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After him, Naruto.
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We’ll chase down the Delivery Ninja,
no matter what…
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and retrieve your manuscript
at any cost!
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If he’s going to the publisher,
he should definitely take this path.
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Now what’s left is how to
close the time gap…
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I hear the leg power of Delivery Ninjas
is extraordinary, though…
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Pervy Sage!
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Slow down the pace a little, man.
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Naruto! This is also training!
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To be straight, you’re short on leg power!
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A Ninja must apply oneself,
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connecting this with training,
no matter what the situation!
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Excellent, Pervy Sage.
Now you’re talking!
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It’s just like a maze!
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We’re totally lost…
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If we had Hinata’s or Neji’s Byakugan
at a time like this…
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Byakugan! I didn’t think of that!
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That’s the Rasengan, isn’t it?!
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I’m sorry!
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Uh, no, you see…!
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This isn’t the time to be drooling!
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There he is!
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After him, Naruto.
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R-Right!
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Thieves!
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Hey, wait!
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There’s no fool who’d wait
after being told to wait!
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As it happens,
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the parcel this person here
left with you this morning is a slip-up!
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That’s right!
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I have no knowledge of that.
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The rule for us Delivery Ninjas
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is to deliver parcels once left
with us to the destination,
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even if we have to risk our lives!
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My life as a writer is also at risk!
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Don’t look at me.
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This is trouble!
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Sorry.
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To do that to someone
who’s doing honest work…
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Shut up! When you get right down to it,
it was you who…
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Huh?! What’s this?!
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This isn’t the thing you wrote!
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Oh!
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That time! It got switched with
my manuscript!
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Say what?!
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This is…a secret document directed
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to the feudal lord of the Land of Fangs
from the Land of Claws…
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Let me see…
According to the information I’ve gotten,
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the Fang and the Claw could go
to war at any moment…
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This is a secret document for peace!
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They’ve decided on peace?!
lt’s written here.
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That’s a good thing, isn’t it?!
War is no good!
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You! You idiot! The fact that
this secret document is here means
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the manuscript you wrote is being taken
to the Land of Fangs!
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What’ll happen if they read it as
a secret document
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from the Land of Claws?
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This is bad! No doubt, war will begin!
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We’re going to the Land of Fangs!
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R-Right!
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This time for sure we’ll take back
the manuscript!
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Postal thieves…
my customer’s important parcel…!
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This is bad!
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This is 463-72. This is 463-72!
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A postal robbery has occurred!
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The thieves are a pair,
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a large man with a perverted look
and a kid!
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"They appear to be after 596-03’s parcel."
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"Members in the area are assigned
to protect 596-03!"
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"Stop the thieves in the name
of the Delivery Ninja!"
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The only way to get to the Land of Fangs
is to go up this river.
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More than likely they will also go
by boat.
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Then depending on our speed,
there’s a chance we’ll catch up.
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I’m the one who’s got it rough.
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You don’t have enough physical strength!
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Consider this also as training
and apply yourself!
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That again?!
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Who’re those guys?!
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It appears reinforcements
have been summoned.
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Hurry, Naruto!
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Naruto! Switch places!
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Rasengan!
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Rasengan!
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Somehow…the Rasengan looks like
a really cheap Jutsu…
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It’s for the sake of preventing a war!
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Our mission of peace is at stake!
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– Right! – Switch.
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Huh?
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Shadow Clone Jutsu!
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Rasengan!
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Rasengan!
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Rasengan!
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That’s it!
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Hey, wait! It’s a slip-up!
This is the real one!
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They got switched during the commission!
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Delivery Ninja old man,
it’s the truth!
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I’m sorry.
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According to our rule,
we are never to look inside
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a customer’s parcel we have taken on,
no matter what.
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If that passes over to the Land of Fangs,
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there will be war!
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Even if that were the case,
I must not break the rule.
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You’re impossible!
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It’s the Land of Fangs!
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All we do is carry out our duties!
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Then…we’ll take it away
by force if we have to.
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– Postal delivery!
– Postal delivery!
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Naruto! Do you know which one it is?!
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No, I don’t!
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I am 596-03.
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I know! It’s 596-03!
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Where is he?!
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Up there!
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Naruto, you hold back the front!
I’ll rout the rest!
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Got it!
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I won’t let you go past here!
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In the name of the Delivery Ninja,
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I will not let anyone interfere!
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You’re an impressive old man…
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I too, in the name of the Leaf Ninja,
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will take away the manuscript
with a Jutsu!
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Let’s go!
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Harem Jutsu! Riverside Mad Dance!
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Mis-ter De-li-very Nin-ja.
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No, no! This isn’t the time to be
doing something like this.
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Now, to get cracking with my delivery.
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Deliver…
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I will deliver.
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Hey, where are you going?
Play with me.
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No, no! Not that way.
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I’ll do my best!
**[18:51] ---**
Guys! Give me a hand!
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– Right! Yeah. – Okay!
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P-P-Postal delivery.
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Okay, good work.
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This guy’s iron will is the real deal…
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We’re too late, huh…?
**[19:43] ---**
Is war going to start?!
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Th-This is--!
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It’s a manuscript of the latest issue
of the Make-Out series!
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That Land of Claws feudal lord…!
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To think he’d know I was a big fan
of the Make-Out series!
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Everyone!
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Stop the fighting!
**[20:10] ---**
Send a messenger to
the Land of Claws!
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Don’t let anybody in…
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I kind of don’t really get it, but…
with this, there’ll be no war?
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No war is fine…
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But does this mean my writing power
is the same as Naruto’s scribbling…?!
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Now then!
**[20:37] ---**
Today’s the day the Akatsuki Organization
guy comes!
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We’ll capture him no matter what
and get information about Sasuke…
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Pervy Sage?
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Sorry, Naruto. There was a development
while you were sleeping.
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I will pursue
the Akatsuki Organization as is.
**[21:00] ---**
I’ve been had!
**[21:09] ---**
Well… I suppose it made for
some good training…
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The wind blows, Ah…
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The pain,
The memories won’t disappear
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What should be brought along?
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Assemble them into a piece.
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There is no second chance, never
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How foolish it is to throw away
**[21:51] ---**
Acting so innocently, Ah…
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The images.
**[21:58] ---**
It probably will not end
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It probably will not end
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Burn that love-filled heart,
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Sail across a thousand dreams
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Running freely
**[22:19] ---**
To take hold of the world in hand
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The clouds scatter
**[22:26] ---**
The sun sets yet again
**[22:29] ---**
The solo parade begins to move.
**[22:36] ---**
Adventure, Lucky Day, Heart Beat, Rising,
**[22:39] ---**
Decisive, Encounter, Life, Mutual Love
**[22:51] ---**
All right, everyone, follow me.
**[22:53] ---**
Wait.
**[22:53] ---**
We’re heading for
the Village Hidden in Stars
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on a mission to protect
a mysterious star.
**[22:58] ---**
Naruto!
**[22:58] ---**
Man, I’m getting fired up.
**[23:00] ---**
We all need to work together here.
**[23:02] ---**
Now, let’s all unite and show
the boundless power of the Leaf.
**[23:05] ---**
Hey, don’t be following us like
it’s matter of course, Naruto.
**[23:09] ---**
You’re not listed as
a member for this mission.
**[23:12] ---**
Next time:
“Encounter! The Boy With a Star's Name”