E311 - Prologue of Road to Ninja

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[01:35] ---
    This place used to be called
    the "Training Cave" long ago.
[01:40] ---
    Hey, so what kind of new jutsu
    is the Limited Tsukuyomi?
[01:47] ---
    It's a prototype of
    the Infinite Tsukuyomi.
[01:50] ---
    First, you need to check out
    the desires of your target.
[02:12] ---
    Since this is the last day
    of my R & R,
[02:15] ---
    I need to re-energize
    for tomorrow.
[02:18] ---
    So I'm going to bust out
    my reserve
[02:21] ---
    of that limited edition premium
    ramen that I've been saving.
[02:32] ---
    This is boring…
[02:34] ---
    All right…
[02:38] ---
    Tadah! Guess what this is?
[02:40] ---
    Wow! It's the limited edition
    premium ramen!
[02:43] ---
    Every store is sold out of it.
    You can't buy it anywhere!
[02:46] ---
    Want some limited edition
    premium ramen?!
[02:49] ---
    – Yeah!
    – Yeah!
[02:51] ---
    Do you really want some?!
[02:53] ---
    – Yeah!
    – Yeah!
[02:54] ---
    Do you really, really want some?!
[02:56] ---
    – Yeah! We want some!
    – Yeah! We want some!
[02:59] ---
    Well then…
[03:00] ---
    Let's have an ultra-super card game
    with this ramen as the prize!
[03:04] ---
    – Yay!
    – Yay!
[03:07] ---
    FIRE
[03:09] ---
    I'm so tired.
[03:11] ---
    But my long mission is over and
    I get a break from tomorrow!
[03:14] ---
    Oh, Kakashi! Please take over for me!
[03:18] ---
    Sure, sure. Roger that.
[03:20] ---
    I need to refresh myself.
    Let's go to the bathhouse.
[03:24] ---
    Yeah.
[03:25] ---
    Lee, are you going
    to come with us?
[03:27] ---
    No thanks. I would like
    to train from now.
[03:31] ---
    That's so admirable of you.
[03:33] ---
    But don't overdo it or your body
    won't be able to keep up—
[03:36] ---
    Lee! That's my boy!
[03:39] ---
    You're brimming with youth!
[03:41] ---
    Damn! Damn it!
[03:44] ---
    I will train with you!
    Let's go, Lee!
[03:47] ---
    Fight!
[03:48] ---
    Will he be okay?
[03:50] ---
    Follow me!
[03:51] ---
    Onward, with the full power
    of youth!
[03:56] ---
    SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH
    STRONG FOUNDATION
[03:59] ---
    Nope, I figured as much.
[04:02] ---
    Guy Sensei!
[04:04] ---
    Stand… Please stand
    and face tomorrow!
[04:08] ---
    Lee… His body won't do what
    he tells it to anymore.
[04:12] ---
    Please don't die… Guy Sensei!
[04:18] ---
    You told me you would see to it…
[04:21] ---
    – Lee, I'll take over here.
    – that I would become a fine shinobi!
[04:24] ---
    – So can you take a message…
    – You promised! Guy Sensei!
[04:26] ---
    to Sakura and Naruto?
[04:28] ---
    Huh?
[04:29] ---
    Why are you so untidy?
[04:31] ---
    Match up the seams
    when you fold laundry!
[04:35] ---
    Do it yourself if
    you're going to complain!
[04:37] ---
    I don't need lectures
    on my day off!
[04:41] ---
    The only time you're home
    is on your day off!
[04:43] ---
    Duh! Isn't that obvious?!
[04:45] ---
    If it's obvious, don't talk back!
[04:48] ---
    Sakura… Mom's right.
[04:52] ---
    So stop arguing and
    don't be so…salty!
[04:55] ---
    TABLE SALT
    
    Right?
[05:01] ---
    Huh?
[05:02] ---
    Lee! What's up?
[05:04] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt.
    It's about your mission…
[05:08] ---
    Oh, the prep meeting for
    our next mission?
[05:12] ---
    I'll be right there!
[05:16] ---
    Sorry to bother you,
[05:18] ---
    I have a message for you
    "to assemble tomorrow at 6 a.m."
[05:22] ---
    It's okay. You gave me
    an excuse to leave.
[05:28] ---
    I want to take it easy today,
    you know?
[05:31] ---
    So thanks!
[05:35] ---
    Next up is…
[05:37] ---
    Yes!
[05:39] ---
    Damn, I'm not having any luck!
[05:41] ---
    Whoa, that was a close call.
[05:45] ---
    Hey, you!
    You'd better not be cheating!
[05:48] ---
    It's always the weak
    who complain.
[05:51] ---
    What did you say?!
[05:52] ---
    Cut it out, ya know.
    You're all me.
[05:56] ---
    Whose side are you
    on anyway?!
[05:58] ---
    Well, now that you ask…
[06:00] ---
    I demand that we start over!
[06:01] ---
    The loser sure can whine!
[06:04] ---
    I've had it! Let's go outside!
[06:06] ---
    Sheesh…
[06:11] ---
    I don't know if I won or lost…
[06:27] ---
    What am I doing by myself
    on my last day off?
[06:32] ---
    It's lonely, after all.
[06:39] ---
    Naruto…
[06:40] ---
    Hey, let's go eat some barbeque.
[06:43] ---
    It's 1500 ryo for a table at Barbe-Q
    and it's all you can eat.
[06:47] ---
    If we split it, it's…
    How much is that per person?
[06:52] ---
    500 ryo.
[06:53] ---
    Well, we just finished our mission.
    I prefer a bath to food right now.
[06:57] ---
    My vote's for a bath too.
[07:00] ---
    Akamaru, you're covered in dirt.
[07:03] ---
    I should change your name
    to Chamaru as in "brown."
[07:08] ---
    Your logic is off.
[07:10] ---
    It's because Akamaru
    has white fur,
[07:12] ---
    but his name means "red."
[07:14] ---
    So Akamaru should be called
    Shiromaru as in "white."
[07:18] ---
    I don't have a clue about
    what you're saying.
[07:21] ---
    All I was saying to Akamaru is
    that I need to clean him up!
[07:26] ---
    Then you should take him
    to the bathhouse too.
[07:29] ---
    That's impossible.
[07:30] ---
    It's because dogs aren't allowed
    in a bathhouse.
[07:33] ---
    Well then, I just have to figure
    something out, right?!
[07:37] ---
    I need to refresh myself!
    Let's go to the bathhouse!
[07:40] ---
    – Yikes!
    – Hi, Naruto!
[07:42] ---
    Let's round up everyone and
    go to the bathhouse!
[07:45] ---
    Everyone! Let's all go together
    to the bathhouse!
[07:57] ---
    Lee's the one who suggested this,
    so how come he's not here?
[08:00] ---
    Yeah, well… He still has 3000
    hand-stand steps left to go in training.
[08:04] ---
    He said he'll come
    as soon as he's done.
[08:07] ---
    Gotta hand it to him.
[08:09] ---
    Bushy Brow was being thoughtful
    because I was all by myself…
[08:13] ---
    I sure hope he gets here soon!
[08:23] ---
    Just when I thought I'd relax alone…
[08:25] ---
    Why's everyone here too?
[08:28] ---
    Oh well, whatever.
[08:32] ---
    After a mission, a nice, hot soak
    soothes all the way to your vital organs!
[08:36] ---
    Tenten, you sound like an old man.
[08:42] ---
    Hinata… Don't be embarrassed
    and try to hide them.
[08:47] ---
    You're among women here.
[08:49] ---
    Relax and let yourself go
    in the bath.
[08:52] ---
    U-Uh-huh…
[08:59] ---
    Well… It's just that
    they keep floating up…
[09:08] ---
    I'm jealous of Hinata.
    Of her chest that is…
[09:15] ---
    I must hurry.
[09:17] ---
    1852… 1853… 1854…
[09:26] ---
    I wonder if Bushy Brow is still at it?
[09:29] ---
    That guy is so diligent…
    and so hard to figure out…
[09:32] ---
    This is nothing new.
[09:34] ---
    The reason is he's got
    the training bug.
[09:37] ---
    I like bugs like that.
[09:41] ---
    You must see your comrades in
    a more generous light.
[09:46] ---
    This guy is still smarting
    from the time
[09:49] ---
    he was left out of a mission.
[09:52] ---
    Wow! What a great thing to say!
[09:55] ---
    A big heart…
[10:03] ---
    Shino… Shino, there's a giant larva
    near your groin!
[10:09] ---
    He's an insect user. It's obvious
    he'd have 'em on his body.
[10:14] ---
    Shino… You're one guy I admire
    in more ways than one!
[10:19] ---
    Oh yeah?
[10:20] ---
    Hey, did you hear that, Kiba?
[10:23] ---
    Huh?
[10:25] ---
    Huh?
[10:26] ---
    That's Akamaru.
[10:28] ---
    They don't allow dogs in here,
[10:30] ---
    so I used Man-Beast Transformation
    so he could come.
[11:05] ---
    Strike!
[11:07] ---
    Not!
[11:12] ---
    Watch it, Choji!
[11:14] ---
    The water level went down.
[11:16] ---
    Now what're we gonna do?
[11:18] ---
    – How're we supposed to take a soak now?
    – Sorry!
[11:20] ---
    – They're making a lot of noise.
    – Sory won't cut it!
[11:23] ---
    I'm surprised you were able to join us.
[11:25] ---
    Your mother's pretty strict.
[11:27] ---
    Yeah, she's such a pain!
[11:29] ---
    My mom piles on the chores
    when I'm off too.
[11:32] ---
    And If I complain,
[11:33] ---
    my dad threatens to use
    the Mind Destruction Jutsu on me!
[11:39] ---
    I'm a bit jealous though…
[11:40] ---
    Huh?
[11:44] ---
    Choji! Use your Expansion Jutsu.
[11:47] ---
    Huh? Why?
[11:49] ---
    Just do it.
[11:50] ---
    Okay.
[11:52] ---
    Expansion Jutsu!
[12:01] ---
    Hey, the water level went up.
[12:03] ---
    Why?
[12:04] ---
    There's more water,
    but it's awfully tight in here.
[12:10] ---
    It's fun being with them, after all.
[12:12] ---
    Much better than being alone.
[12:15] ---
    I wonder what he's doing now.
[12:20] ---
    He's the only one who's changed.
[12:22] ---
    If he didn't change,
    he'd be here too.
[12:29] ---
    Sasuke? How come you're…?
[12:33] ---
    Something wrong?
[12:38] ---
    What's with that look, Naruto?
    You planning something?
[12:42] ---
    I was just lost in thought!
[12:45] ---
    You'd better not be up to your tricks!
[12:49] ---
    W-What?
[12:50] ---
    As in Peeping Tom!
[12:52] ---
    Huh?
[12:53] ---
    – Stop!
    – Do that again!
[12:56] ---
    I get it. On the other side is…
[13:01] ---
    There's also that sort of fun!
[13:08] ---
    That bath felt so good…
[13:13] ---
    Hey, did you even soak?
[13:22] ---
    2998…
[13:24] ---
    Just a few more…
[13:26] ---
    Naruto! Please wait for me!
[13:31] ---
    Two thousand…nine hundred…
    ninety-nine.
[13:37] ---
    Now, to get a nice peek at…
[13:47] ---
    What was that?!
[13:49] ---
    That Naruto!
[13:58] ---
    Owwww…
[14:00] ---
    – Lee!
    – What are you doing here, Lee?
[14:04] ---
    Rock Lee, you…!
[14:06] ---
    You were peeping?!
[14:09] ---
    N-No!
[14:10] ---
    I got stuck on something
    during training and…
[14:13] ---
    It was really an accident!
[14:15] ---
    Oh, really?
[14:16] ---
    Training on the bathhouse roof?
[14:18] ---
    Like we believe you…
    I'm gonna pummel you!
[14:22] ---
    N-N-No…
[14:24] ---
    Bushy Brow…
[14:26] ---
    Naruto!
    It was you, after all!
[14:28] ---
    N-Not.
[14:29] ---
    Don't act innocent, Rock Lee!
[14:32] ---
    Rock Lee?
[14:34] ---
    What happened?
[14:38] ---
    Naruto…
[14:39] ---
    Listen to us!
    Lee was sneaking a peek!
[14:42] ---
    What? How disgusting!
[14:45] ---
    See, see! So don't pretend!
[14:48] ---
    Bushy Brow, you…
[15:01] ---
    He's running away!
[15:04] ---
    Running away makes him
    even more suspicious!
[15:06] ---
    Let's go after him!
[15:07] ---
    – That hurt!
    – What a terrible guy!
[15:14] ---
    Let's round up everyone
    and go to the bathhouse!
[15:18] ---
    Naruto! Let's all go together!
[15:22] ---
    It's our day off!
[15:24] ---
    Don't stay by yourself.
    Let's have fun with everyone!
[15:26] ---
    But I still have some training
    to finish up.
[15:30] ---
    I never lie to myself… I'll rush over
    as soon as I'm done!
[15:37] ---
    Bushy Brow rounded up everyone,
    just for my sake.
[15:42] ---
    He wouldn't do such a thing!
[15:46] ---
    I misjudged you, Lee!
[15:48] ---
    You're wrong!
[15:49] ---
    I was training, jumping from
    roof to roof and…
[15:53] ---
    See, it's torn.
[15:55] ---
    I got stuck on something
    and lost my balance…
[15:57] ---
    and accidentally fell into
    the women's changing room.
[15:59] ---
    Forget the excuses!
[16:02] ---
    Calm down, everyone.
[16:03] ---
    It really could have been an accident!
[16:06] ---
    S-Sakura…
[16:07] ---
    Shut up! I'm going to beat
    the truth out of him!
[16:10] ---
    Hey, hold it!
[16:12] ---
    Bushy Brow's not like that!
[16:15] ---
    Naruto…
[16:17] ---
    Bushy Brow's our friend!
[16:19] ---
    If he says he's innocent,
    he's innocent!
[16:22] ---
    Don't judge him when
    you don't even have the proof!
[16:26] ---
    Trust your comrade!
[16:31] ---
    You could be right.
[16:33] ---
    I just lost it and…
[16:36] ---
    N-Naruto…
[16:39] ---
    Have a big heart…
[16:41] ---
    Oh...!
[16:42] ---
    – Huh?!
    – Huh?!
[16:48] ---
    A very small piece of underwear
    that could only be…
[16:53] ---
    Mine.
[16:56] ---
    N-Naruto…
[17:00] ---
    Damn you…
[17:03] ---
    What's up?
[17:04] ---
    You underwear thief!
[17:06] ---
    What?
[17:07] ---
    Don't you dare act innocent,
    Naruto Uzumaki!
[17:18] ---
    I just peeked, is all.
[17:20] ---
    Not only that, my attempt failed.
[17:22] ---
    This is the worst day of my life.
[17:25] ---
    Owww… Why did I have to
    go through this?!
[17:31] ---
    I knew it!
[17:32] ---
    I shouldn't have tagged along
    even though I was lonely!
[17:37] ---
    Forget those guys… Huh?
[17:40] ---
    Lee insisted that we come
    and visit, so here we are!
[17:44] ---
    Now open up!
[17:50] ---
    Maybe he went out.
[17:52] ---
    Because he's not answering the door.
[17:54] ---
    Too bad. Let's go then.
[17:56] ---
    I can tell from his scent
    that he's inside.
[17:59] ---
    He's probably still upset
    from earlier.
[18:05] ---
    Damn it! What do you guys
    want anyway?!
[18:09] ---
    I see…
    We came at a bad time.
[18:13] ---
    Well, let's go, guys—
[18:14] ---
    Oh, all right! I'll hang out
    with you guys!
[18:22] ---
    What?!
[18:23] ---
    You lost again, Neji?
    You're so bad at this.
[18:26] ---
    I've been out too.
[18:28] ---
    You'd better not be cheating.
[18:30] ---
    I'm out!
[18:31] ---
    The howl of a losing dog!
[18:33] ---
    No such thing. The reason is…
[18:35] ---
    I can't stand this!
    One more time!
[18:38] ---
    So we're gonna keep playing?
[18:44] ---
    You should stay longer.
[18:47] ---
    Sorry. Mom gets on my case
    if I'm home late.
[18:50] ---
    Me too. I can't miss dinner…
[18:55] ---
    – See you again.
    – Yeah.
[20:14] ---
    Maybe 'cuz it was a fun day.
[20:17] ---
    My room sorta feels roomier.
[20:23] ---
    Everyone should've stuck
    around to eat…
[20:32] ---
    Especially times like these.
[20:40] ---
    The time is ripe…
[20:42] ---
    Naruto Uzumaki…
[20:44] ---
    I've seen what's inside your heart!
[20:51] ---
    All right!
[20:52] ---
    I'm starting the Limited Tsukuyomi!
[22:36] ---
    Master Chen! What an honor
    it is to see you again!
    
    
[22:40] ---
    How could you have met someone
    who died before you were born?
    
    
[22:44] ---
    Master Chen was not dead!
    
    
[22:46] ---
    You're that brat from that day!
    
    
[22:49] ---
    I would never forget about you,
    or about the Dragon's Eye!
    
    
[22:54] ---
    Next time on Naruto Shippuden:
    "The Old Master and the Dragon's Eye"
    
    
[22:59] ---
    So you're still a shinobi!
[23:02] ---
    THE OLD MASTER AND THE DRAGON'S EYE
[23:04] ---
    Tune in again!