# E300 - The Mizukage, The Giant Clam, and The Mirage
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6MG18W46/the-mizukage-the-giant-clam-and-the-mirage)
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**[00:17] ---**
So they'll use these tags to seal us.
**[00:20] ---**
All right!
Well done, young Kazekage!
**[00:24] ---**
What?
**[00:27] ---**
What's going on?!
**[00:29] ---**
I'm totally ready to be sealed!
**[00:34] ---**
Our bodies are programmed to
automatically counter an enemy's jutsu!
**[00:46] ---**
Here they come!
**[00:55] ---**
Surround those two!
**[00:58] ---**
Particle Style…
**[00:59] ---**
Atomic Dismantling Jutsu!
**[01:27] ---**
You've aged, Ohnoki.
**[01:30] ---**
Nonsense…
**[01:44] ---**
You'd better get the Kazekage here
to use his sensory skills
**[01:46] ---**
or you'll die, Ohnoki!
**[03:20] ---**
*The Mizukage, the Giant Clam*
*and the Mirage*
**[03:32] ---**
Hey!
**[03:33] ---**
Don't underestimate my jutsu!
You really should stand back!
**[03:37] ---**
For real!
**[03:38] ---**
For real?
**[03:40] ---**
Here are my weaknesses!
**[03:43] ---**
For real!
**[03:44] ---**
For real?
**[03:45] ---**
For real.
**[03:47] ---**
Now listen! I'm a Shadow Style user,
in other words, I use genjutsu.
**[03:52] ---**
And my summoning is…
**[03:56] ---**
a Giant Clam!
**[04:01] ---**
I'm a Lightning User!
**[04:03] ---**
Line up your Earth Style shinobi
and use them as a shield…
**[04:07] ---**
and attack with
your Wind Style shinobi!
**[04:09] ---**
Thanks for your thoughtfulness!
In fact, I'd like to know more!
**[04:13] ---**
I have no control over my body!
**[04:16] ---**
I can't waste any more time talking!
**[04:18] ---**
Come!
**[04:21] ---**
Wind and Earth Style shinobi,
follow me!
**[04:23] ---**
Sealing Unit, keep up with us!
**[04:26] ---**
That's right. Go away, Raikage.
**[04:30] ---**
If you and I stick together,
these guys won't be able to seal us.
**[04:36] ---**
So, do you have a strategy…
**[04:39] ---**
Fifth Kazekage?
**[04:44] ---**
I'm leaving you guys in charge here.
**[04:46] ---**
Huh?! Commander!
**[04:48] ---**
We have to deal with him
without you?!
**[04:50] ---**
Hey, hey! What kind of tactic is that?!
**[04:54] ---**
Didn't you hear me?!
I am a Shadow User!
**[04:58] ---**
This Giant Clam can cast
a genjutsu over a wide area!
**[05:01] ---**
It'll make you see illusions!
**[05:03] ---**
A physical attack won't work!
**[05:06] ---**
I'm talking about a mirage!
**[05:08] ---**
I can tell.
You have no desire to kill.
**[05:11] ---**
Of course not!
That's to be expected!
**[05:13] ---**
I can't stand being manipulated
by some other jutsu user.
**[05:18] ---**
That's why I want you to
seal me quickly, Kazekage! Hey!
**[05:23] ---**
Deal with him.
**[05:24] ---**
Hey!
**[05:25] ---**
You can count on us!
**[05:26] ---**
Hey, wispy whiskers!
**[05:27] ---**
Wispy whiskers?
**[05:30] ---**
Don't call me that!
**[05:32] ---**
I don't care about
the Reanimation anymore. I'll kill you!
**[05:37] ---**
He means it!
**[05:44] ---**
Man, this is awkward.
**[05:47] ---**
Let's go, guys!
**[05:49] ---**
– Yeah!
– Right!
**[05:50] ---**
Let's do it!
**[05:52] ---**
– Yeah!
– Right!
**[05:54] ---**
I'm counting on you…
Do something.
**[06:06] ---**
Good! Now you look like you
mean business!
**[06:10] ---**
Listen up, I'll tell you one more time!
**[06:13] ---**
Attacking *this* me is useless!
**[06:23] ---**
Your sensory skills are useless
against me.
**[06:25] ---**
You shouldn't underestimate me.
**[06:28] ---**
Stone Clone Jutsu!
**[06:32] ---**
So you'll come at me in numbers…
That might work.
**[06:50] ---**
Did we get him?
**[07:01] ---**
No way!
**[07:03] ---**
I told you attacking
*this* me is useless!
**[07:08] ---**
*This* me is just a mirage!
**[07:10] ---**
Then what do we have to do?!
**[07:13] ---**
So, defeat my Giant Clam first!
**[07:18] ---**
It's the one creating the mirage.
**[07:22] ---**
But its shell is hard.
**[07:23] ---**
Use large-scale weapons
or Paper Bombs!
**[07:26] ---**
But…
**[07:27] ---**
What?
**[07:29] ---**
We just used them
with the last attack…
**[07:44] ---**
Just hurry up and
retrieve the weapons!
**[07:48] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[07:49] ---**
Everyone, quickly!
**[07:52] ---**
Hurry!
**[07:54] ---**
Hey, that's mine.
**[07:57] ---**
Where's my weapon?
**[08:00] ---**
Hey! There are a lot of 'em
over that way too!
**[08:05] ---**
What are you doing here?
Digging for clams?
**[08:07] ---**
Pardon us.
**[08:10] ---**
This is awkward…
**[08:13] ---**
All right! Let's do it, everyone!
**[08:15] ---**
– Right!
– Right!
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Target the Giant Clam!
**[08:18] ---**
Take that!
**[08:28] ---**
Did we get it?
**[08:34] ---**
Huh?
**[08:36] ---**
Damn it! I can't stand this anymore!
**[08:39] ---**
– Why?!
– Why?!
**[08:41] ---**
Hey! What's going on?
**[08:42] ---**
Yeah. So I keep telling you
over and over again…
**[08:47] ---**
That Giant Clam is also a mirage, idiots!
**[08:50] ---**
Aim for the real one!
**[08:52] ---**
Yeah, so tell us where the real one is!
**[08:55] ---**
Like I said! Look around behind me!
**[08:59] ---**
It's camouflaged within
a mirage and hiding!
**[09:02] ---**
Aww, damn it!
**[09:06] ---**
I told you attacking
*this* me is useless!
**[09:10] ---**
Oh no, I was aiming for
the Giant Clam in the back.
**[09:14] ---**
Like I said, that's a mirage, idiot!
**[09:17] ---**
Aw man, I don't understand!
**[09:19] ---**
I don't get it!
**[09:21] ---**
– We don't get it!
– We don't get it!
**[09:24] ---**
Look, you guys…
**[09:26] ---**
Wispy whiskers!
**[09:27] ---**
I'll kill you!
**[09:29] ---**
He means it!
**[09:31] ---**
– Who said that?! Apologize!
– Come out and apologize! Hurry!
**[09:34] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[09:37] ---**
This is awkward…
**[09:39] ---**
What the heck!
Once more, an all-out attack!
**[09:42] ---**
Let's go!
**[09:44] ---**
Are you sure?
**[09:46] ---**
Are you really sure
you want to do that?!
**[09:53] ---**
Where did that come from?!
**[09:59] ---**
Behind you, Tsuchikage!
**[10:04] ---**
*Not now!*
**[10:10] ---**
Particle Style!
**[10:11] ---**
Atomic Dismantling Jutsu.
**[10:15] ---**
*Is that…?!*
**[10:22] ---**
*Planet Rasengan!*
**[10:30] ---**
*Is that…Naruto?!*
**[10:35] ---**
Damn it!
**[10:36] ---**
Lord Mu is a Sensory Shinobi.
**[10:38] ---**
Gaara!
**[10:40] ---**
Sand!
**[10:45] ---**
*Using Sand as a springboard*
*for his attack?*
**[10:47] ---**
*I see.*
**[10:49] ---**
Dodge this.
My jutsu is faster than yours!
**[10:56] ---**
*All right!*
**[10:59] ---**
*This is…*
**[11:01] ---**
*a violently rotating…*
**[11:03] ---**
Rasengan!
**[11:14] ---**
*Earth Style… Boulder Jutsu!*
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Now you're so heavy,
**[11:27] ---**
you won't even be able to
raise your arms.
**[11:32] ---**
Owww…
**[11:34] ---**
You used to hate the other villages,
now you work so well with them.
**[11:40] ---**
It's worth living a long life.
**[11:43] ---**
You get to enjoy change.
**[11:52] ---**
Don't let down your guard. I'm still…
**[12:02] ---**
All right! Way to go, Gaara!
**[12:05] ---**
Oh yeah…
Nice work too, Shorty Gramps!
**[12:10] ---**
I am the Tsuchikage, you know.
**[12:13] ---**
By the way—
**[12:14] ---**
What are you doing
on the battlefield?!
**[12:17] ---**
Why did you come?!
**[12:18] ---**
Err…
**[12:21] ---**
Well…
**[12:22] ---**
Let me explain…
**[12:24] ---**
You better have a good enough
explanation to persuade me!
**[12:29] ---**
*That would be impossible.*
**[12:32] ---**
*So I will do the talking.*
**[12:34] ---**
*This is Shikaku Nara at HQ.*
**[12:36] ---**
*Both you and the Tsuchikage*
*were in the middle of fighting,*
**[12:40] ---**
*so I thought I'd save*
*the complicated talk for later.*
**[12:43] ---**
Let's hear it then.
But the fighting is not over.
**[12:47] ---**
We must head out immediately.
**[12:49] ---**
You can brief us on the way.
**[13:04] ---**
You know,
I'm not trying to win here.
**[13:11] ---**
You're too strong for us.
**[13:14] ---**
Yeah well…
Still, you must seal me.
**[13:19] ---**
Otherwise, I'll remain a puppet…
**[13:22] ---**
Okay, everyone, get up! Get up!
**[13:27] ---**
So that's how it is, eh?
**[13:28] ---**
I can't believe even
the Raikage relented.
**[13:31] ---**
All right, I understand.
**[13:33] ---**
*I'm going to cease transmitting now.*
**[13:38] ---**
Naruto.
**[13:40] ---**
I have nothing against going
from one battlefield to another
**[13:42] ---**
to identify the enemy
using transformation.
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But as a former Jinchuriki,
I know…
**[13:48] ---**
The Nine Tails' chakra…
**[13:50] ---**
Are you sure you can handle
using it so frequently?
**[13:58] ---**
I don't plan on dying
until I become the Hokage.
**[14:03] ---**
Don't treat me like a kid just
because you're the Kazekage now.
**[14:10] ---**
I'll take the right battlefront!
**[14:12] ---**
Gaara and Gramps Tsuchikage,
take the left!
**[14:16] ---**
Naruto, the Third Raikage is there!
**[14:19] ---**
Got it!
**[14:21] ---**
And our opponent is
the Second Mizukage, correct?
**[14:24] ---**
The Genjutsu User…
**[14:27] ---**
Yes… Ordinary methods
won't work against him.
**[14:40] ---**
– Oh, man…
– Still?
**[14:44] ---**
I keep telling you it's a mirage.
**[14:47] ---**
Go retrieve them!
**[14:49] ---**
I've had it.
**[14:52] ---**
Hey, you there!
**[14:54] ---**
Huh? You mean me?
**[14:56] ---**
You're from the Hidden Mist,
aren't you?
**[14:59] ---**
Aren't you familiar with my jutsu?
**[15:01] ---**
I know little about you,
Lord Second.
**[15:03] ---**
I mean, I only know about
the current Lord Fifth.
**[15:08] ---**
The secretiveness of
the Hidden Mist is to blame for this.
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If I knew things would be like this,
**[15:14] ---**
I would've left behind
a bigger legend!
**[15:22] ---**
Not good…
**[15:24] ---**
Hey, you there!
**[15:25] ---**
Playtime is over!
Come at me seriously now!
**[15:28] ---**
We *have* been serious!
**[15:31] ---**
I have no control over my body.
It's casting jutsu on its own.
**[15:36] ---**
Damn it! I can't stand this!
**[15:40] ---**
It's my Water Balloon Jutsu.
**[15:42] ---**
Defend yourselves!
**[16:01] ---**
Commander Gaara!
**[16:03] ---**
Huh? What took you so long?!
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I hope this time you'll seal me!
**[16:11] ---**
I intend to.
**[16:12] ---**
I'm looking forward to it.
**[16:21] ---**
Commander!
**[16:35] ---**
This is not the time to be
looking somewhere else!
**[16:53] ---**
Hey…
**[16:57] ---**
Is that all you got?
**[17:04] ---**
I keep telling you my weaknesses,
yet every single one of you…
**[17:09] ---**
You tell us, but you're still too strong!
**[17:18] ---**
*This is closer to oil than water.*
**[17:22] ---**
*Even if I use Sand as a barrier,*
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*it'll just seep in and*
*make it collapse.*
**[17:28] ---**
You went to tackle Mu first,
didn't you?
**[17:32] ---**
You always want to go for
the stronger one first.
**[17:36] ---**
That's what you call battle!
**[17:37] ---**
And that's what we did.
**[17:42] ---**
Isn't it obvious I'm the stronger one?!
**[17:46] ---**
That guy looks like
a half-dead mummy. Am I right?
**[17:53] ---**
True…
**[17:56] ---**
I realize now
that appearances can deceive.
**[18:00] ---**
You certainly are strong.
**[18:03] ---**
Finally, you understand.
**[18:06] ---**
Huh?! What do you mean
"appearances can be deceiving"?!
**[18:11] ---**
But you've got wispy whis—
**[18:12] ---**
Cut it out!
**[18:16] ---**
I told you…
that *this* me is a mirage,
**[18:20] ---**
created by the Giant Clam's
wide-range genjutsu.
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So physical attacks are useless!
**[18:27] ---**
Find the Giant Clam quickly
and destroy it!
**[18:30] ---**
Otherwise, this will never end…
**[18:33] ---**
That's right. Your Sand…
**[18:35] ---**
I like to let my actions
do the talking.
**[18:49] ---**
Over there!
**[18:53] ---**
So you were already searching
for it with your Sand.
**[18:56] ---**
I wondered why you were just focused
on the defensive.
**[19:00] ---**
Well, finally a worthy foe!
**[19:05] ---**
Now hurry up and defeat me!
**[19:09] ---**
*I used too much chakra in*
*my fight against Lord Mu.*
**[19:14] ---**
*I can't use the Particle Style now.*
**[19:17] ---**
*Well, I have no choice.*
**[19:20] ---**
*I have to smash it*
*into pieces myself!*
**[19:23] ---**
*Earth Style! Stone Fist Jutsu!*
**[19:27] ---**
One problem…
**[19:36] ---**
You've got to put your back
into it a bit more.
**[19:39] ---**
A light punch won't work, Lil' Ohnoki.
**[19:42] ---**
You're not using
the Particle Style…
**[19:43] ---**
Have you run out of juice?
**[19:47] ---**
I'm not that Lil' Ohnoki
you used to make fun of long ago!
**[19:53] ---**
Earth Style…
**[19:54] ---**
*Super Weighted Boulder Jutsu!*
**[19:58] ---**
Not bad, Ohnoki!
**[20:05] ---**
*Uh-oh… I've done it now!*
**[20:10] ---**
The genjutsu is undone.
**[20:15] ---**
Oh, my back!
**[20:20] ---**
I always knew
you'd be Tsuchikage.
**[20:29] ---**
But you're nothing more than
a geezer with a sore back right now!
**[20:34] ---**
I'll admit that was a punch
with some power to it,
**[20:36] ---**
but you overdid it and
strained your back!
**[20:39] ---**
Anyway! Hurry up and run!
**[20:42] ---**
I'm about to use
the Hozuki Clan's Water Gun Jutsu!
**[20:47] ---**
I can't stop myself!
**[22:39] ---**
No matter how many times we attack,
there's no effect!
**[22:41] ---**
We haven't inflicted
any damage!
**[22:43] ---**
We need an even more powerful
Wind Style user.
**[22:46] ---**
I'm a pretty good
Wind Style user myself, you know.
**[22:49] ---**
Honestly, among the Allied Forces,
there isn't a stronger Wind Style user.
**[22:52] ---**
There is! It's me!
**[22:55] ---**
Next time on Naruto Shippuden:
"Paradox"
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PARADOX
Is it a new Rasengan?
Maybe with this jutsu…
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PARADOX
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Tune in again!