# E229 - Eat or Die! Mushrooms from Hell
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**[00:18] ---**
It's been so long since
we've stood on dry land!
**[00:21] ---**
We're here!
**[00:23] ---**
Did we finally make it
to the new continent?
**[00:26] ---**
New continent?
**[00:28] ---**
Are you saying we've arrived
at the Land of Lightning?
**[00:31] ---**
No, we're just making
a stop at this fishing port
**[00:34] ---**
to stock up on supplies.
**[00:36] ---**
Our ocean voyage has just begun.
**[00:41] ---**
So this means I have to endure
more time on the high sea
**[00:44] ---**
and try to come out of it alive?!
**[00:47] ---**
After we leave this port,
**[00:49] ---**
we won't be able to dock
for quite some time.
**[00:52] ---**
Is that so?
**[00:53] ---**
For about two weeks,
**[00:55] ---**
since we'll be entering
the Sea Route of Silence.
**[00:58] ---**
The Sea Route of Silence?
**[01:01] ---**
Yes. The Sea Route of Silence is
an unusual area in the vast ocean.
**[01:06] ---**
In it,
there's no wind or fish.
**[01:10] ---**
It is surrounded by
a mysterious magnetic field.
**[01:12] ---**
Even steamships can't function there.
**[01:14] ---**
Then how will the boat
move forward?
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There's just one strip,
as narrow as a canal,
**[01:20] ---**
where a small current flows.
**[01:22] ---**
We'll have the boat ride
that current.
**[01:25] ---**
Once we're on that current, we won't
be able to speed up or turn around.
**[01:31] ---**
So it will be like riding along leisurely on
the back of a horse you can't control.
**[01:34] ---**
That's true.
**[01:35] ---**
But there are merits to it as well.
**[01:37] ---**
Every ship that enters this route
will face the same situation.
**[01:40] ---**
So we won't have to worry about
being attacked by pirates or an enemy.
**[01:43] ---**
I see.
**[01:45] ---**
In any case, we need to stock up
on two weeks of supplies.
**[01:49] ---**
We can't afford to run out
while we're on this course.
**[01:52] ---**
So please gather food.
**[01:55] ---**
Naruto, can I ask you get
Guy Sensei's share too?
**[01:59] ---**
Why are you all spinning around?
**[02:02] ---**
Man, do I have to?
**[02:15] ---**
Okay! That's everything.
**[02:18] ---**
Now, I just need to get back to
the ship and we can set sail!
**[02:23] ---**
What's the matter? Hey!
**[02:33] ---**
Are you okay?
**[02:34] ---**
I'm sorry about that.
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I'm all right.
**[02:37] ---**
You're a Hidden Leaf ninja,
aren't you?
**[02:40] ---**
Huh?
**[02:41] ---**
Well…yeah.
**[02:43] ---**
Is it true that the Five Great Nations
have formed an alliance
**[02:45] ---**
and are going to start a war?
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Are those rumors going around?
**[02:50] ---**
Yes. Small lands like ours have
no choice but to abide by their orders.
**[02:56] ---**
But seeing that you've stopped at
this fishing port and purchased provisions,
**[02:59] ---**
I suppose you're going through
the Sea Route of Silence
**[03:01] ---**
to get to the Land of Lightning,
am I correct?
**[03:03] ---**
Yeah, that's about right.
**[03:05] ---**
I can't tell you much more than that.
**[03:07] ---**
I wish I could buy vegetables
from you to make amends,
**[03:11] ---**
but I've already gotten
everything we need.
**[03:14] ---**
Then…
**[03:15] ---**
How about getting one of these?
**[03:17] ---**
What is it?
**[03:19] ---**
It's a mushroom known
as a Moldshroom.
**[03:22] ---**
Moldshroom?
**[03:24] ---**
They're really delicious!
**[03:26] ---**
And they're very easy to propagate,
so in case of emergencies,
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you can grow them and eat them,
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and you won't have to worry
about food shortages.
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Seafarers who set out on
the Sea Route of Silence
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always buy one to keep
as a last resort.
**[03:40] ---**
That's a beneficial mushroom to have!
**[03:43] ---**
All right! I'll buy one!
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See you.
**[03:53] ---**
Thank you!
**[05:29] ---**
*Eat or Die! Mushrooms from Hell!*
**[05:37] ---**
I don't want to go!
I'm not getting back on board!
**[05:40] ---**
This is the Hidden Cloud Village!
**[05:42] ---**
You guys are wrong!
**[05:45] ---**
Please, Guy!
You're not a spoiled brat.
**[05:49] ---**
– You're hopeless!
– Don't wanna!
**[05:56] ---**
Guy!
**[05:57] ---**
Hey Naruto,
why on earth did you just…
**[05:59] ---**
I don't have the patience
to put up with
**[06:02] ---**
Bushy Brow Sensei's
"cute spoiled brat" act.
**[06:04] ---**
That's for sure, but…
**[06:06] ---**
Let's set sail.
**[06:09] ---**
Guy, let's get going.
**[06:31] ---**
– Here you go.
– Got it!
**[06:46] ---**
Have a safe trip!
**[07:34] ---**
It looks like we've entered
the Sea Route of Silence.
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We can't see anything around us.
**[07:40] ---**
And this intense humidity…
**[07:42] ---**
Just thinking about sailing through this
for two weeks makes me depressed.
**[07:48] ---**
However, this is the safest place
on the ocean.
**[07:52] ---**
Naruto, you should use this time to rest.
**[07:56] ---**
I know.
**[08:00] ---**
What's the matter, Captain Yamato?
**[08:03] ---**
No, it's nothing.
**[08:18] ---**
Yamato!
**[08:19] ---**
Yamato! Get a hold of yourself!
**[08:21] ---**
He suddenly collapsed in pain.
**[08:24] ---**
All we can do at this point
is have him rest.
**[08:27] ---**
Did something happen?
**[08:29] ---**
Bushy Brow Sensei!
**[08:31] ---**
What happened to
your seasickness?
**[08:33] ---**
The swaying subsided once
we entered the Sea Route of Silence,
**[08:36] ---**
and so did my seasickness.
**[08:39] ---**
I see.
**[08:40] ---**
Just when you start feeling better,
it's Captain Yamato's turn.
**[08:45] ---**
What happened to Yamato?
**[08:47] ---**
We don't know for certain.
**[08:49] ---**
It seems something is
eroding Yamato's chakra.
**[08:54] ---**
Yamato's chakra?
**[08:56] ---**
We still don't know
what's causing his symptoms.
**[08:59] ---**
So does that mean…
**[09:02] ---**
Bad news!
**[09:03] ---**
What is it?!
**[09:04] ---**
Please come with me!
**[09:12] ---**
What are these?!
**[09:15] ---**
Mushrooms?!
**[09:17] ---**
Did some spores get mixed in
with our provisions?
**[09:20] ---**
I bought a mushroom
called a Moldshroom.
**[09:23] ---**
But only one.
**[09:25] ---**
And it didn't have
a poisonous-looking color like these.
**[09:29] ---**
The ship's entire food supply
is right here.
**[09:33] ---**
Does that mean all of
our food supply is destroyed?
**[09:35] ---**
Does this mean the only thing
we can eat are these mushrooms?
**[09:39] ---**
Check out their coloring.
**[09:40] ---**
They look like
poisonous mushrooms to me.
**[09:47] ---**
It's not just the food.
**[09:49] ---**
Our water is gone too.
**[09:51] ---**
No way! We can't go on
without food or water.
**[09:55] ---**
We have to turn
this ship around…
**[09:56] ---**
We can't. Once we're on
the Sea Route of Silence,
**[09:59] ---**
turning back is impossible.
**[10:01] ---**
But we just got on the route!
**[10:04] ---**
So we have two weeks until
we can get off of this course?
**[10:08] ---**
It means we are just
going to have to endure
**[10:11] ---**
without eating or drinking!
**[10:13] ---**
Are you kidding me?!
**[10:25] ---**
*Still…*
**[10:27] ---**
*There's gotta be at least one fish.*
**[10:40] ---**
Or at least one bird.
**[10:47] ---**
There's nothing!
**[10:57] ---**
Once before, during the peak
of my passionate days of youth,
**[11:01] ---**
I trained by fasting.
**[11:04] ---**
A human burns
1600 calories each day.
**[11:08] ---**
Without nutrients,
the human body converts
**[11:11] ---**
its own muscle into protein
and turns fat into energy.
**[11:16] ---**
As long as this continues,
you will not starve to death.
**[11:19] ---**
Starve to death… I hope not.
**[11:23] ---**
But that's as long as
you stay sufficiently hydrated.
**[11:27] ---**
Right now, we're in
the opposite situation.
**[11:30] ---**
At this rate,
**[11:31] ---**
even the most determined adult
will die in one to two weeks.
**[11:36] ---**
What day is this?!
**[11:39] ---**
I don't know.
A week might have passed already.
**[11:42] ---**
I've been hungry so long,
my stomach can't tell the time anymore.
**[11:48] ---**
If this goes on, we're definitely
going to starve to death.
**[11:51] ---**
Perhaps it's time for our last gamble.
**[11:55] ---**
Our last gamble?
**[11:58] ---**
Follow me, Naruto.
**[12:04] ---**
No way. This is your last gamble?
**[12:07] ---**
Yes, this is it!
**[12:09] ---**
If these are edible…
**[12:11] ---**
They sure look poisonous to me.
**[12:13] ---**
But these mushrooms could
be absolutely delicious.
**[12:17] ---**
And if we don't eat anything,
we will die.
**[12:20] ---**
I know, but…
**[12:23] ---**
Naruto, let's do
rock-paper-scissors right now.
**[12:25] ---**
All right! I'm ready for this!
**[12:30] ---**
Here we go, Naruto!
**[12:31] ---**
- Ready, set, go!
- Ready, set, go!
**[12:33] ---**
- Rock-paper-scissors!
- Rock-paper-scissors!
**[12:35] ---**
All right! I win!
**[12:37] ---**
I win!
**[12:40] ---**
I should've known
you'd go with paper!
**[12:43] ---**
That doesn't sound too flattering.
**[12:48] ---**
Sensei, now's the time to be a man
and step up.
**[12:56] ---**
Bushy Brow Sensei?
**[13:00] ---**
W-What's going on?
Have you lost it?
**[13:04] ---**
No, Naruto.
I'm relishing this moment.
**[13:08] ---**
Huh?
**[13:09] ---**
I've been waiting for this moment!
**[13:15] ---**
Thank you for the food!
**[13:21] ---**
Bushy Brow Sensei,
are you okay?
**[13:25] ---**
So the mushrooms were
poisonous, after all!
**[13:31] ---**
These are delicious.
I've never eaten anything so good!
**[13:36] ---**
How could I not have
eaten them until now?!
**[13:42] ---**
Bushy Brow Sensei,
are you sure they taste good?
**[13:45] ---**
I'm going to eat them!
I'll eat them all up!
**[13:49] ---**
Wait! Hey wait!
Me too! I'm gonna eat too!
**[13:54] ---**
Hey, you're right!
They taste great! I can't stop!
**[14:17] ---**
I'm starting to feel really good!
**[14:21] ---**
Me too.
**[14:22] ---**
I feel energy rising from
deep inside my body.
**[14:28] ---**
There are some more
mushrooms over there.
**[14:33] ---**
Those mushrooms are all mine!
**[14:39] ---**
Take this!
Mushroom Hurricane!
**[14:44] ---**
I know what your weakness is,
Bushy Brow Sensei!
**[14:47] ---**
Ninja Art! Mushroom Harem Jutsu!
**[14:53] ---**
Bushy Brow Sensei…
**[14:56] ---**
So handsome!
**[14:58] ---**
Let's have some fun!
**[15:00] ---**
So naïve!
**[15:02] ---**
You think something like that will
make me get a nosebleed?!
**[15:06] ---**
Great Mushroom Hurricane!
**[15:12] ---**
You're mine!
Mushroom Rasengan!
**[15:15] ---**
Too easy, Naruto!
**[15:20] ---**
Not bad!
Shadow Clones, huh?
**[15:22] ---**
The real one's over here!
**[15:25] ---**
Mushroom Rasengan!
**[15:27] ---**
Severe Mushroom Hurricane!
**[15:49] ---**
How did this happen?
**[15:55] ---**
*I should have never*
*bought that mushroom.*
**[15:58] ---**
Damn it!
**[15:59] ---**
Who cares now.
I need to put food in my mouth.
**[16:02] ---**
In my mouth.
**[16:05] ---**
That's it!
**[16:07] ---**
Ninja Art:
Mushroom Summoning Jutsu!
**[16:14] ---**
Hey Naruto, what do you want?
**[16:18] ---**
What's this?
**[16:19] ---**
You look so yummy!
I'm gonna eat you!
**[16:44] ---**
It looks like they're all dead.
**[16:47] ---**
They intended to go to
the Land of Lightning.
**[16:50] ---**
They must have some kind
of treasure on board.
**[16:53] ---**
I admire your cleverness, Boss!
**[16:57] ---**
Yeah, he's a pirate that operates
with a single mushroom.
**[17:00] ---**
The Moldshroom is just
an ordinary mushroom.
**[17:03] ---**
But if you keep it in a dark,
humid place for more than a day,
**[17:06] ---**
it turns into a very toxic mushroom
that propagates rapidly.
**[17:10] ---**
It wreaks havoc on
the Sea Route of Silence.
**[17:14] ---**
And they probably had
no clue what hit them.
**[17:16] ---**
All right, guys!
Go and find the treasure!
**[17:20] ---**
– Right!
– Right!
**[17:21] ---**
So it was all your doing.
**[17:26] ---**
Hey, how come you guys are…
**[17:28] ---**
You guys were supposed
to have starved to death!
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I almost gave in.
**[17:34] ---**
I was so hungry that I was about
to eat everything in sight.
**[17:40] ---**
*Wait, wait, wait, Gamatatsu!*
**[17:43] ---**
*Eat up! Naruto, it tastes good. Eat.*
**[17:48] ---**
*Stupid!*
**[17:49] ---**
*I'm gonna eat you and you're…*
**[17:52] ---**
*I know! I have a good idea!*
**[17:58] ---**
*At this point, I'll endure anything.*
**[18:02] ---**
I asked Gamatatsu to bring back
some of Granny Shima's cooking!
**[18:08] ---**
So you had a trick up your sleeve?!
**[18:09] ---**
Thanks to her, we ate enough
bug cuisine to last a lifetime.
**[18:14] ---**
Just thinking about how that tasted…
**[18:19] ---**
We're gonna give it back to you…
**[18:22] ---**
real good!
**[18:43] ---**
The waves are back to normal!
**[18:45] ---**
But look at this mess.
**[18:47] ---**
What happened here?
Do you know Naruto?
**[18:52] ---**
My memory's been fuzzy
ever since I ate those mushrooms.
**[18:58] ---**
But, this is a real mess.
**[19:01] ---**
It looks like pirates raided us.
**[19:04] ---**
Yeah, this is awful.
Yamato's going to be very upset.
**[19:08] ---**
Maybe something awful happened
before we realized it.
**[19:14] ---**
I suddenly feel seasick.
**[19:17] ---**
Not again, Bushy Brow Sensei.
**[19:31] ---**
Are you awake, Yamato?!
**[19:34] ---**
What happened to me?
**[19:37] ---**
You became host to
a kind of parasitic fungus
**[19:39] ---**
that sucked out
your Wood Style Chakra.
**[19:43] ---**
You'll be all right now.
**[19:44] ---**
I can't believe there's a mushroom
that can cause so much suffering.
**[19:49] ---**
Just goes to show you
how vast this world is.
**[19:52] ---**
What are you going to do with us?
**[19:54] ---**
Apparently, the Sea Route of Silence
has a way back.
**[19:58] ---**
You're not planning to send us there?
**[20:00] ---**
Exactly.
**[20:02] ---**
The route takes two weeks to clear!
**[20:05] ---**
What about food during that time?!
**[20:06] ---**
You don't have to worry about that.
**[20:14] ---**
This is…
**[20:16] ---**
You guys can fill your bellies
with that mushroom!
**[20:20] ---**
See ya!
**[20:21] ---**
Wood Style!
**[20:24] ---**
H-Hey wait!
**[20:27] ---**
S-Stop! Please stop this!
**[20:31] ---**
Help us!
**[20:41] ---**
A mushroom hot pot?!
**[20:43] ---**
It can't be helped.
All of our provisions are gone.
**[20:46] ---**
Until we reach the nearest port,
all we have are…
**[20:50] ---**
Mushrooms or bugs!
**[20:53] ---**
C'mon… Give me a break from
both of those things!
**[20:56] ---**
– These mushrooms are quite good!
– Naruto, this one is better, try it.
**[21:00] ---**
– Hurry and just eat!
– No way!
**[21:01] ---**
I just want something normal to eat!
**[22:37] ---**
What are they doing?
**[22:38] ---**
Seems like Naruto and his clones
are fighting.
**[22:41] ---**
That's good!
**[22:42] ---**
Men fighting, colliding as
their hot blood circulates!
**[22:44] ---**
I like this!
**[22:45] ---**
Doesn't seem like
that's the case here.
**[22:47] ---**
We're taking control of this ship.
**[22:50] ---**
If you value the life of
the real Naruto,
**[22:52] ---**
you will unconditionally fulfill
all of our demands!
**[22:55] ---**
Next time on Naruto Shippuden:
"Revenge of the Shadow Clones"
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It's one hassle after another.
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Tune in again!