E229 - Eat or Die! Mushrooms from Hell
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It's been so long since
we've stood on dry land!
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We're here!
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Did we finally make it
to the new continent?
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New continent?
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Are you saying we've arrived
at the Land of Lightning?
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No, we're just making
a stop at this fishing port
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to stock up on supplies.
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Our ocean voyage has just begun.
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So this means I have to endure
more time on the high sea
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and try to come out of it alive?!
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After we leave this port,
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we won't be able to dock
for quite some time.
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Is that so?
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For about two weeks,
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since we'll be entering
the Sea Route of Silence.
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The Sea Route of Silence?
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Yes. The Sea Route of Silence is
an unusual area in the vast ocean.
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In it,
there's no wind or fish.
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It is surrounded by
a mysterious magnetic field.
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Even steamships can't function there.
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Then how will the boat
move forward?
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There's just one strip,
as narrow as a canal,
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where a small current flows.
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We'll have the boat ride
that current.
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Once we're on that current, we won't
be able to speed up or turn around.
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So it will be like riding along leisurely on
the back of a horse you can't control.
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That's true.
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But there are merits to it as well.
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Every ship that enters this route
will face the same situation.
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So we won't have to worry about
being attacked by pirates or an enemy.
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I see.
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In any case, we need to stock up
on two weeks of supplies.
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We can't afford to run out
while we're on this course.
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So please gather food.
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Naruto, can I ask you get
Guy Sensei's share too?
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Why are you all spinning around?
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Man, do I have to?
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Okay! That's everything.
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Now, I just need to get back to
the ship and we can set sail!
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What's the matter? Hey!
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Are you okay?
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I'm sorry about that.
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I'm all right.
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You're a Hidden Leaf ninja,
aren't you?
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Huh?
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Well…yeah.
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Is it true that the Five Great Nations
have formed an alliance
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and are going to start a war?
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Are those rumors going around?
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Yes. Small lands like ours have
no choice but to abide by their orders.
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But seeing that you've stopped at
this fishing port and purchased provisions,
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I suppose you're going through
the Sea Route of Silence
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to get to the Land of Lightning,
am I correct?
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Yeah, that's about right.
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I can't tell you much more than that.
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I wish I could buy vegetables
from you to make amends,
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but I've already gotten
everything we need.
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Then…
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How about getting one of these?
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What is it?
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It's a mushroom known
as a Moldshroom.
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Moldshroom?
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They're really delicious!
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And they're very easy to propagate,
so in case of emergencies,
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you can grow them and eat them,
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and you won't have to worry
about food shortages.
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Seafarers who set out on
the Sea Route of Silence
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always buy one to keep
as a last resort.
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That's a beneficial mushroom to have!
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All right! I'll buy one!
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See you.
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Thank you!
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Eat or Die! Mushrooms from Hell!
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I don't want to go!
I'm not getting back on board!
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This is the Hidden Cloud Village!
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You guys are wrong!
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Please, Guy!
You're not a spoiled brat.
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– You're hopeless!
– Don't wanna!
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Guy!
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Hey Naruto,
why on earth did you just…
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I don't have the patience
to put up with
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Bushy Brow Sensei's
"cute spoiled brat" act.
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That's for sure, but…
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Let's set sail.
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Guy, let's get going.
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– Here you go.
– Got it!
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Have a safe trip!
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It looks like we've entered
the Sea Route of Silence.
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We can't see anything around us.
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And this intense humidity…
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Just thinking about sailing through this
for two weeks makes me depressed.
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However, this is the safest place
on the ocean.
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Naruto, you should use this time to rest.
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I know.
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What's the matter, Captain Yamato?
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No, it's nothing.
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Yamato!
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Yamato! Get a hold of yourself!
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He suddenly collapsed in pain.
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All we can do at this point
is have him rest.
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Did something happen?
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Bushy Brow Sensei!
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What happened to
your seasickness?
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The swaying subsided once
we entered the Sea Route of Silence,
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and so did my seasickness.
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I see.
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Just when you start feeling better,
it's Captain Yamato's turn.
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What happened to Yamato?
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We don't know for certain.
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It seems something is
eroding Yamato's chakra.
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Yamato's chakra?
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We still don't know
what's causing his symptoms.
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So does that mean…
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Bad news!
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What is it?!
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Please come with me!
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What are these?!
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Mushrooms?!
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Did some spores get mixed in
with our provisions?
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I bought a mushroom
called a Moldshroom.
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But only one.
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And it didn't have
a poisonous-looking color like these.
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The ship's entire food supply
is right here.
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Does that mean all of
our food supply is destroyed?
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Does this mean the only thing
we can eat are these mushrooms?
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Check out their coloring.
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They look like
poisonous mushrooms to me.
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It's not just the food.
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Our water is gone too.
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No way! We can't go on
without food or water.
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We have to turn
this ship around…
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We can't. Once we're on
the Sea Route of Silence,
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turning back is impossible.
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But we just got on the route!
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So we have two weeks until
we can get off of this course?
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It means we are just
going to have to endure
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without eating or drinking!
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Are you kidding me?!
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Still…
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There's gotta be at least one fish.
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Or at least one bird.
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There's nothing!
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Once before, during the peak
of my passionate days of youth,
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I trained by fasting.
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A human burns
1600 calories each day.
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Without nutrients,
the human body converts
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its own muscle into protein
and turns fat into energy.
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As long as this continues,
you will not starve to death.
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Starve to death… I hope not.
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But that's as long as
you stay sufficiently hydrated.
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Right now, we're in
the opposite situation.
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At this rate,
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even the most determined adult
will die in one to two weeks.
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What day is this?!
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I don't know.
A week might have passed already.
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I've been hungry so long,
my stomach can't tell the time anymore.
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If this goes on, we're definitely
going to starve to death.
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Perhaps it's time for our last gamble.
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Our last gamble?
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Follow me, Naruto.
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No way. This is your last gamble?
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Yes, this is it!
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If these are edible…
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They sure look poisonous to me.
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But these mushrooms could
be absolutely delicious.
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And if we don't eat anything,
we will die.
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I know, but…
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Naruto, let's do
rock-paper-scissors right now.
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All right! I'm ready for this!
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Here we go, Naruto!
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- Ready, set, go!
- Ready, set, go!
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- Rock-paper-scissors!
- Rock-paper-scissors!
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All right! I win!
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I win!
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I should've known
you'd go with paper!
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That doesn't sound too flattering.
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Sensei, now's the time to be a man
and step up.
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Bushy Brow Sensei?
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W-What's going on?
Have you lost it?
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No, Naruto.
I'm relishing this moment.
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Huh?
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I've been waiting for this moment!
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Thank you for the food!
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Bushy Brow Sensei,
are you okay?
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So the mushrooms were
poisonous, after all!
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These are delicious.
I've never eaten anything so good!
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How could I not have
eaten them until now?!
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Bushy Brow Sensei,
are you sure they taste good?
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I'm going to eat them!
I'll eat them all up!
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Wait! Hey wait!
Me too! I'm gonna eat too!
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Hey, you're right!
They taste great! I can't stop!
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I'm starting to feel really good!
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Me too.
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I feel energy rising from
deep inside my body.
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There are some more
mushrooms over there.
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Those mushrooms are all mine!
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Take this!
Mushroom Hurricane!
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I know what your weakness is,
Bushy Brow Sensei!
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Ninja Art! Mushroom Harem Jutsu!
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Bushy Brow Sensei…
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So handsome!
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Let's have some fun!
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So naïve!
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You think something like that will
make me get a nosebleed?!
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Great Mushroom Hurricane!
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You're mine!
Mushroom Rasengan!
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Too easy, Naruto!
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Not bad!
Shadow Clones, huh?
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The real one's over here!
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Mushroom Rasengan!
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Severe Mushroom Hurricane!
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How did this happen?
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I should have never
bought that mushroom.
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Damn it!
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Who cares now.
I need to put food in my mouth.
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In my mouth.
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That's it!
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Ninja Art:
Mushroom Summoning Jutsu!
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Hey Naruto, what do you want?
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What's this?
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You look so yummy!
I'm gonna eat you!
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It looks like they're all dead.
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They intended to go to
the Land of Lightning.
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They must have some kind
of treasure on board.
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I admire your cleverness, Boss!
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Yeah, he's a pirate that operates
with a single mushroom.
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The Moldshroom is just
an ordinary mushroom.
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But if you keep it in a dark,
humid place for more than a day,
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it turns into a very toxic mushroom
that propagates rapidly.
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It wreaks havoc on
the Sea Route of Silence.
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And they probably had
no clue what hit them.
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All right, guys!
Go and find the treasure!
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– Right!
– Right!
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So it was all your doing.
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Hey, how come you guys are…
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You guys were supposed
to have starved to death!
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I almost gave in.
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I was so hungry that I was about
to eat everything in sight.
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Wait, wait, wait, Gamatatsu!
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Eat up! Naruto, it tastes good. Eat.
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Stupid!
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I'm gonna eat you and you're…
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I know! I have a good idea!
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At this point, I'll endure anything.
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I asked Gamatatsu to bring back
some of Granny Shima's cooking!
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So you had a trick up your sleeve?!
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Thanks to her, we ate enough
bug cuisine to last a lifetime.
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Just thinking about how that tasted…
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We're gonna give it back to you…
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real good!
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The waves are back to normal!
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But look at this mess.
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What happened here?
Do you know Naruto?
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My memory's been fuzzy
ever since I ate those mushrooms.
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But, this is a real mess.
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It looks like pirates raided us.
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Yeah, this is awful.
Yamato's going to be very upset.
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Maybe something awful happened
before we realized it.
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I suddenly feel seasick.
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Not again, Bushy Brow Sensei.
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Are you awake, Yamato?!
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What happened to me?
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You became host to
a kind of parasitic fungus
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that sucked out
your Wood Style Chakra.
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You'll be all right now.
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I can't believe there's a mushroom
that can cause so much suffering.
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Just goes to show you
how vast this world is.
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What are you going to do with us?
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Apparently, the Sea Route of Silence
has a way back.
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You're not planning to send us there?
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Exactly.
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The route takes two weeks to clear!
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What about food during that time?!
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You don't have to worry about that.
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This is…
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You guys can fill your bellies
with that mushroom!
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See ya!
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Wood Style!
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H-Hey wait!
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S-Stop! Please stop this!
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Help us!
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A mushroom hot pot?!
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It can't be helped.
All of our provisions are gone.
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Until we reach the nearest port,
all we have are…
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Mushrooms or bugs!
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C'mon… Give me a break from
both of those things!
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– These mushrooms are quite good!
– Naruto, this one is better, try it.
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– Hurry and just eat!
– No way!
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I just want something normal to eat!
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What are they doing?
[22:38] ---
Seems like Naruto and his clones
are fighting.
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That's good!
[22:42] ---
Men fighting, colliding as
their hot blood circulates!
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I like this!
[22:45] ---
Doesn't seem like
that's the case here.
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We're taking control of this ship.
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If you value the life of
the real Naruto,
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you will unconditionally fulfill
all of our demands!
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Next time on Naruto Shippuden:
"Revenge of the Shadow Clones"
[22:59] ---
It's one hassle after another.
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Tune in again!