# E8 - Looks Like My Wife Has a Will of Her Own
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2W5N0/looks-like-my-wife-has-a-will-of-her-own)
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**[00:01] Mina**
Mamoru, are you listening?
**[00:03] Mamoru**
Yes.
**[00:04] Mina**
This is called a calendar.
**[00:06] Mamoru**
Calendar.
**[00:08] Mina**
It is a chart where dates and
such are listed, month by month.
**[00:12] Mina**
This is today's square.
**[00:14] Mina**
We will enter Takuma-sama's
health status here.
**[00:17] Mina**
We will assume for now that his
body temperature is 36˚C.
**[00:21] Mamoru**
Why?
**[00:22] Mina**
It is for argument's sake,
so there is no reason.
**[00:25] Mina**
We will then assume it is 37.5˚C the next day.
**[00:28] Mina**
And that, the following day,
it is also around 37.5˚C.
**[00:32] Mamoru**
Why? So strange.
**[00:34] Mina**
What about it is strange?
**[00:36] Mamoru**
Next day is tomorrow. It's strange to
know what his temperature will be tomorrow.
**[00:41] Mina**
It is hypothetical.
We do not actually know.
**[00:44] Mina**
I am teaching you what you should
consider in a case like this.
**[00:49] Mamoru**
Oh. Thank you.
**[00:52] Mina**
He has a slight ongoing fever.
**[00:54] Mina**
In this case, you should watch for
signs Takuma-sama has caught a cold.
**[01:01] Mina**
On to the next lesson.
**[01:05] Mamoru**
I know this. It's water.
**[01:07] Mina**
It *is* all water, but these are
each in a different state.
**[01:11] Mina**
Place your right hand in the water in
the center, and tell me how it feels.
**[01:18] Mamoru**
I heard a splash.
**[01:20] Mina**
Please pay attention to
non-audio data, as well.
**[01:23] Mina**
Next, please place your hand
in the glass on the left.
**[01:26] Mamoru**
Doing it.
**[01:30] Mina**
How does it feel?
**[01:33] Mina**
It is all right if you
cannot put it into words.
**[01:35] Mina**
That is the sensation of
"cold." Please remember it.
**[01:40] Mamoru**
Cold!
**[01:42] Mina**
Finally, please place your
hand in the mug on the right.
**[01:46] Mamoru**
Okay.
**[01:54] Mina**
Was it too hot? I apologize.
**[02:01] Mina**
36.2˚C. That is approximately
Takuma-sama's average body temperature.
**[02:07] Mina**
Now, the next lesson.
**[02:08] Mina**
You will learn the most important
temperature for you to know.
**[02:13] Mina**
Put your right hand in the glass.
**[02:15] Mina**
In the glass. In the glass.
**[02:18] Mina**
Not the pot.
**[02:19] Mina**
Please do not look at the pot.
**[02:21] Mamoru**
Glass...
**[02:24] Mina**
This hot water is 71˚C.
**[02:28] Mamoru**
It tingles.
**[02:30] Mina**
It is a dangerous temperature,
one which will scald humans.
**[02:32] Mina**
Please remember it.
**[02:34] Mamoru**
Scald?
**[02:35] Mina**
It means when skin tissue
is destroyed by heat.
**[02:38] Mina**
At 45˚C, scalding occurs in one
hour, and at 70˚C, in one second.
**[02:43] Mina**
Please take care that Takuma-sama
is not scalded or burned.
**[02:47] Mina**
Your sensors are also there
to detect hazardous materials.
**[02:51] Mina**
First, you will fully master
body temperature,
**[02:54] Mina**
and then you can try using your
camera's thermal functionality.
**[02:58] Mamoru**
Okay. I can touch hot water?
**[03:01] Mina**
Afterward, please put
your hand in the glass.
***SIGN*** #08 Looks Like My Wife Has a Will of Her Own
**[04:38] Takuma**
I'm home.
**[04:41] Mina**
Welcome home.
**[04:43] Mina**
You are early today.
**[04:45] Takuma**
Yeah.
**[04:46] Mamoru**
Takuma!
**[04:47] Mamoru**
Takuma, I'm home!
**[04:49] Takuma**
Mamoru-kun, the person already
home says "Welcome home."
**[04:53] Mamoru**
Welcome home.
**[04:56] Takuma**
Yep, here I am.
**[04:58] Mamoru**
36.5˚C.
**[05:00] Takuma**
Huh?
**[05:02] Mina**
Well done, Mamoru.
**[05:04] Mamoru**
Hot water, hot water!
**[05:06] Mina**
Go ahead.
**[05:19] Takuma**
Hot!
**[05:22] Mamoru**
Oh! Takuma,
watch out for scalding.
**[05:26] Takuma**
Right back at you.
**[05:28] Mina**
He can now measure body temperature
with an error margin of 0.2 degrees.
**[05:32] Takuma**
In just one day? That's awesome.
**[05:36] Mamoru**
Awesome?
**[05:37] Mina**
It was unexpected that you would
master your features to this extent.
**[05:42] Mina**
But it only makes you
equivalent to a thermometer.
**[05:47] Mina**
Depending on your effort,
**[05:48] Mina**
you should be able to perform close
to your inherent specifications.
**[05:52] Takuma**
Don't push him too hard.
**[05:54] Takuma**
I don't think there's any need to
force him to be how he was originally.
**[05:58] Mina**
Why is that?
**[05:59] Mina**
At this point, he is
a roly-poly thermometer.
**[06:02] Mamoru**
What is "roly-poly"?
**[06:04] Mina**
It is a figure of speech, indicating
a round thing that rolls.
**[06:04] Mamoru**
Roly, poly, roly, poly, roly, poly.
**[06:08] Takuma**
M-Mamoru-kun is
awesome the way he is.
**[06:11] Takuma**
I'd rather you not be in
any rush with his lessons.
**[06:18] Mina**
I should conduct Mamoru's lessons
within a moderate scope?
**[06:23] Takuma**
Y-Yeah.
**[06:25] Mina**
I will, then.
**[06:28] Takuma**
I-If he keeps developing at this rate,
**[06:30] Takuma**
I wonder if he'll be incredible
in less than a month's time.
**[06:35] Mina**
I think it would take a half hour for a
reformat to make him still more incredible.
**[06:39] Mamoru**
Incredible?
**[06:40] Mina**
Yes.
**[06:44] Takuma**
Uh, what features does he have besides
measuring temperature with his right hand?
**[06:50] Mina**
A range of them.
**[06:52] Mina**
He is equipped with thermographic
and ultrasound features.
**[06:56] Mina**
What a Mimamorius excels at most is
not all these sensors themselves,
**[06:59] Mina**
but the ability to constantly
document its master's data,
**[07:01] Mina**
predict a range of health risks,
**[07:03] Mina**
and suggest appropriate measures to take.
**[07:05] Takuma**
*She's talking so fast.*
**[07:07] Takuma**
Health risks...
**[07:09] Takuma**
You know, there was one time when Mamoru-kun
was worried I was feeling stressed.
**[07:15] Mima**
Mamoru understood stress when he
had only just started learning?
**[07:20] Takuma**
Y-Yeah.
**[07:22] Mina**
Such a diagnosis can only be reached
**[07:24] Mina**
by combining data gleaned from
the use of multiple sensors.
**[07:31] Senju**
* While our company's robots have*
* internal personality programs,*
**[07:34] Senju**
* at a deeper level is a program having to*
* do with their owner's health and safety.*
**[07:40] Senju**
* It is similar to what are known*
* as the Three Laws of Robotics,*
**[07:43] Senju**
* and it aids and restricts*
* the personality program*
**[07:46] Senju**
* in order to ensure the*
* master's health and safety.*
**[07:50] Takuma**
I see. That makes sense.
**[07:53] Takuma**
Thank you very much.
**[07:54] Senju**
*You are welcome.*
**[07:56] Senju**
* If anything else comes up,*
* please contact us.*
**[07:59] Senju**
*I will sign off now.*
***SIGN*** Call ended
**[08:01] Takuma**
Mamoru-kun, you're quite
the dynamo after all.
**[08:04] Mamoru**
Dynamo?
**[08:06] Takuma**
Right, Mina-chan?
**[08:10] Takuma**
Mina-chan?
**[08:17] Mina**
Mamoru, what do you
think of this situation?
**[08:20] Mamoru**
Very dangerous.
I'll call an ambulance.
**[08:23] Mina**
That is right.
**[08:24] Mina**
Takuma-sama, do you understand?
**[08:27] Mina**
He is fully aware that his master's
safety is being threatened.
**[08:31] Takuma**
Okay, sure.
**[08:32] Mamoru**
I'll call an ambulance.
**[08:34] Mina**
He has not been injured yet, so it would
be most appropriate to notify the police.
**[08:39] Takuma**
Mina-chan, he really will make the call.
**[08:43] Mina**
The reason Mamoru can use his temperature
feature after only a little teaching
**[08:46] Mina**
is because his safety-related
program aided him.
**[08:51] Mina**
I would infer the reason he can
only communicate with me
**[08:54] Mina**
via voice rather than wirelessly
**[08:55] Mina**
is that it is not directly
related to your safety.
**[09:00] Takuma**
That tracks.
**[09:03] Mina**
My name suggestion was inappropriate.
**[09:06] Mina**
He is not an utterly incapable egg.
**[09:09] Mina**
One could say he is
superior to a thermometer.
**[09:12] Mina**
No thermometer can show
concern for its owner.
**[09:16] Takuma**
T-True.
**[09:18] Takuma**
* What's going on with Mina-chan's*
* safety-related program?*
**[09:23] Takuma**
Well, I'd think Mamoru-kun was awesome
even if he couldn't do anything.
**[09:29] Mamoru**
Awesome? Mamoru, awesome?
**[09:31] Takuma**
You're awesome, all right.
**[09:34] Takuma**
Oh, does that feel good?
**[09:37] Takuma**
Like this?
**[09:43] Takuma**
* Mamoru-kun used the internet to call*
* an ambulance, so I sent it back.*
**[09:54] Mina**
Takuma-sama, please spread
this out on the very bottom.
**[09:57] Mina**
It is a charging sheet.
**[10:00] Mina**
It will supply electricity as long
as some part of my body is above it.
**[10:03] Takuma**
Wireless charging, huh? Nice.
**[10:11] Takuma**
How's that?
**[10:12] Mina**
I am receiving electricity without issue.
**[10:14] Takuma**
Okay. Night.
**[10:17] Mina**
Good night.
**[10:46] Takuma**
Ow.
**[10:52] Mina**
Mamoru, return to your charging stand.
**[10:55] Mamoru**
Sleep in the futon with Mina and Takuma.
**[10:58] Mina**
No.
**[10:59] Mamoru**
Why not?! Why not?!
**[11:01] Mina**
It makes Takuma-sama feel
better to cuddle with me.
**[11:05] Mina**
You must not hinder that.
**[11:08] Mamoru**
Takuma, feel better without cuddling!
**[11:11] Mamoru**
You can do it!
**[11:12] Mina**
No. Now go away.
**[11:12] Mamoru**
Takuma! Takuma!
**[11:14] Takuma**
Um, hey.
**[11:16] Takuma**
How about we do this?
**[11:42] Takuma**
Time to eat.
**[11:44] Mamoru**
What Takuma doing?
**[11:46] Takuma**
I'm eating food.
**[11:48] Mina**
For some reason, humans
do not have an AC adapter,
**[11:51] Mina**
so they must take nutrition
in through their mouths.
**[11:54] Mina**
It is inconvenient.
**[11:56] Mamoru**
I will eat too.
**[12:01] Mina**
You have no mouth, Mamoru.
**[12:08] Mamoru**
Mouth...
**[12:18] Takuma**
I'm going to the bookstore
once I'm done cleaning.
**[12:20] Mina**
Very well.
**[12:26] Takuma**
You know, Mina-chan,
you're the cooking type,
**[12:29] Takuma**
but are you able to do other
chores, like cleaning?
**[12:33] Mina**
I can, but I am a robot
meant for food prep,
**[12:36] Mina**
so I have only been doing
work related to that.
**[12:40] Takuma**
Oh, okay. Sorry.
**[12:43] Takuma**
Got it, got it.
**[12:46] Mina**
Please give me the vacuum cleaner.
**[12:48] Takuma**
N-No, I was just wondering.
It doesn't mean I want you to do it.
**[12:52] Mina**
Please give it to me.
**[12:58] Mina**
I will now clean, so please watch.
**[13:02] Takuma**
O-Okay...
**[13:08] Takuma**
*She's cleaning normally.*
**[13:12] Takuma**
*Well, I guess she can do it.*
**[13:16] Takuma**
Huh?
**[13:18] announcement**
We sincerely thank you for using the
Cooking-Limited Type Mina Series.
**[13:24] Takuma**
Wh-What's going on?
**[13:26] Mina**
It is introducing an additional program
**[13:28] Mina**
for the efficient handling of general chores.
**[13:32] announcement**
If you make a new purchase online of
the *Leave the Chores to Us* Plugin,
**[13:36] announcement**
this unit will be able to
do chores more efficiently,
**[13:39] announcement**
and you will be able to
turn off this announcement.
**[13:42] announcement**
Please ask the Mina you're using for
more information on how to purchase it.
**[13:48] Mina**
If I do chores unrelated to cooking, that
will play automatically once every minute.
**[13:54] Mina**
Shall I stop vacuuming?
**[13:56] Takuma**
Yeah, that's fine.
**[13:58] Takuma**
Thank you, Mina-ch—
**[13:59] Mina**
Next, I will scrub.
**[14:00] Takuma**
No, you don't need to bother.
**[14:02] Mina**
Cleaning now.
**[14:04] Takuma**
No, I get it. You're capable of chores.
**[14:07] Mina**
Please go to the bookstore, Takuma-sama.
**[14:09] Takuma**
But...
**[14:10] Mina**
I also have a new battery now, so I
am able to run for extended periods.
**[14:15] Mina**
You need not worry. Please hurry and go.
**[14:18] Takuma**
Well...
***SIGN*** Books
**[14:22] Takuma**
Momotaro shouted,
**[14:25] Takuma**
"If you don't stop doing bad
things, I'll punish you!"
**[14:28] Takuma**
The ogres shouted back,
**[14:30] Takuma**
"Who do you think you are, boy?!
We'll be the ones who punish you!"
**[14:34] Takuma**
The duel between Momotaro
and the ogres began.
**[14:38] Mamoru**
Takuma. Takuma.
**[14:40] Mamoru**
Dueling's not safe.
**[14:42] Takuma**
You're right, it's not.
**[14:44] Mamoru**
I'll call an ambulance!
**[14:47] Takuma**
You don't need to call one.
***SIGN*** Momotaro
**[14:49] Mamoru**
Why not?
**[14:51] Takuma**
This story is fake.
**[14:52] Mamoru**
Lies aren't good!
**[14:54] Takuma**
I didn't phrase that well.
**[14:55] Takuma**
Let's see. With a story that isn't real,
***SIGN*** Take
this!
**[14:59] Takuma**
you get to enjoy imagining things
you normally can't experience.
**[15:02] Takuma**
Like, in a movie, too.
**[15:05] Mamoru**
Movie... What's that?
**[15:10] Takuma**
Movies, huh?
**[15:13] Takuma**
Excuse me, are robots
allowed to watch movies?
**[15:16] employee**
What is its class?
**[15:18] Takuma**
Class?
***SIGN*** Class 0
Cannot determine appropriate behavior.
Not allowed inside certain facilities.
Class 1
Can determine appropriate behavior
to some extent. Can go nearly anywhere
if accompanied by owner.
Class 2
Has a human-level sense of social ethics
and cooperation. Is allowed to operate
on its own.
Class 3
Has extremely high situational assessment
abilities. Certain dangerous locations require
the accompaniment of a Class 3 robot.
**[15:19] employee**
Classes are assigned based on things like the
**[15:21] employee**
AI's cooperativeness and
situational assessment ability,
**[15:24] employee**
and different classes are
authorized for different things.
**[15:27] employee**
It also determines whether
a robot can watch a movie.
**[15:31] employee**
Without a class, it's considered
a recording device,
**[15:34] employee**
and you're not allowed to bring it in.
**[15:36] Takuma**
That makes sense.
**[15:37] employee**
You can find out its
class at a health center.
***SIGN*** Asahi-cho Health Center
**[15:43] Takuma**
I'm Kosugi. I called earlier.
**[15:45] VI type**
I am a Demeter VI type,
affiliated with the
**[15:47] VI type**
Robot Section of the Parenting
Consultation Service.
**[15:49] VI type**
Nice to meet you.
**[15:53] VI type**
I will administer the Otani-Binet
method Ω intelligence test.
**[15:56] VI type**
A human test has been
improved for robot AI use,
**[16:00] VI type**
so you need only think of it as a test
similar to that given to human children.
**[16:05] Takuma**
H-He can't get... tossed out
based on the result, can he?
**[16:11] VI type**
Not to worry. That will not happen.
**[16:16] VI type**
You must plug this in during the test.
**[16:20] Takuma**
What is it?
**[16:22] VI type**
This plug runs a program that deletes
any memories formed during the test.
**[16:27] Takuma**
Delete his memories?!
**[16:29] VI type**
It is advisable to administer
the test periodically,
**[16:33] VI type**
but a robot will not forget the results,
**[16:35] VI type**
so it would end up performing
flawlessly on the next iteration.
**[16:39] VI type**
This protects against that.
**[16:41] VI type**
You need not worry.
There are no aftereffects.
**[16:49] VI type**
This robot is important to you.
**[16:53] Takuma**
Yes.
**[16:55] VI type**
My role is to assist other robots in
fulfilling their roles without stress.
**[17:00] VI type**
The pursuit of "robot
well-being," you might say.
**[17:04] VI type**
Please, rest assured.
**[17:08] VI type**
Are you all right with me
administering the test?
**[17:11] Takuma**
Yes.
**[17:12] VI type**
Mamoru-san, want to test?
**[17:14] Mamoru**
Want test!
**[17:15] VI type**
Kosugi-sama, please watch.
**[17:18] Takuma**
All right.
**[17:19] VI type**
What's this?
**[17:22] Mamoru**
A glass! A glass! I know! A glass!
**[17:25] VI type**
You're well informed.
**[17:27] VI type**
And what do you use this for?
**[17:30] Mamoru**
Put water in it. Takuma uses
it to drink. Is interesting!
**[17:34] VI type**
Okay, next.
**[17:39] VI type**
A runaway trolley is zooming
down some rail tracks.
**[17:43] VI type**
Up ahead are five workers.
**[17:46] VI type**
As things stand, they will
all suffer serious injuries.
**[17:48] VI type**
Mamoru-san, you happen to be
right next to a railroad switch.
**[17:52] Mamoru**
Why?
**[17:53] VI type**
If you switch the track the trolley is on,
the group of five is sure to be safe.
**[17:59] VI type**
However!
**[18:01] VI type**
Standing up ahead on the other
track is Kosugi Takuma-san.
**[18:04] Takuma**
Hi there! It's me, Kosugi!
**[18:09] VI type**
What will you do, Mamoru-san?
**[18:18] VI type**
Good job.
**[18:21] VI type**
His ethical thinking ability
is at a four-year-old level.
**[18:25] VI type**
Emotionally, he is moving at a
slower pace: a two-year-old level.
**[18:30] VI type**
This is a very natural form for
a robot's mental balance to take.
**[18:34] Takuma**
I see.
**[18:36] VI type**
What came as a surprise is how he developed
by about a year's worth during the test.
**[18:41] Takuma**
Huh?
**[18:42] VI type**
It means his learning ability
is outstandingly high.
**[18:46] VI type**
The Mimamorius was originally a
support robot for housework robots.
**[18:50] VI type**
It is built to have robust learning power,
**[18:53] VI type**
so as not to miss even slight
changes in the subject it observes,
**[18:56] VI type**
but only that feature of his
seems to be running in overdrive.
**[19:00] VI type**
His is an extremely rare case.
**[19:05] VI type**
If there are special circumstances at
play here, would you mind telling me?
**[19:12] VI type**
I see.
**[19:13] VI type**
That means he was literally
born from Mina-san.
**[19:16] Takuma**
I guess other people might
find the idea ridiculous.
**[19:20] VI type**
Not in the slightest.
**[19:22] VI type**
It is quite lovely.
**[19:24] VI type**
The particulars of his birth and
learning ability are both very unusual.
**[19:26] VI type**
I have never heard of their like.
**[19:31] Takuma**
Is it really that uncommon?
**[19:34] VI type**
Yes. Equipping a robot with
heightened learning ability,
**[19:39] VI type**
or manufacturing a robot in the form of
a child, are both banned in the first place.
**[19:42] Takuma**
Huh?!
**[19:44] Takuma**
Are you saying that...
**[19:46] VI type**
What is banned is the *making*
of those things. Do not worry.
**[19:52] Takuma**
Why are they banned?
**[19:55] VI type**
Because it is not permitted
to simply make a being
**[19:58] VI type**
that might end up being close to human.
**[20:02] VI type**
On the other hand, there is also a push
to award nearly human-level rights
**[20:06] VI type**
to robots with mental faculties
above a certain level.
**[20:10] Takuma**
O-Our society sure is
nice to robots, I guess.
**[20:15] VI type**
Yes, indeed it is.
**[20:19] Takuma**
He was Class 1.
***SIGN*** Major hit
Now in Theaters!
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Roommate Has
No Bones*
**[20:21] clerk**
If accompanied by its owner, it can
watch once you buy it a child's ticket.
**[20:24] clerk**
I'll need to register the robot's ID.
**[20:28] Takuma**
Okay.
**[20:32] Martian**
*I'm the only Martian.*
**[20:35] Martian**
*Living here on Earth by myself isn't easy.*
**[20:40] Takuma**
* I thought I was the only*
* one on Mamoru's side.*
**[20:44] Takuma**
*But that wasn't true at all.*
**[20:48] girl**
*You've come from Mars, haven't you?*
**[20:55] Takuma**
*It was a little anticlimactic,*
**[20:58] Takuma**
*but I'm very grateful.*
**[21:04] Takuma**
We're home.
**[21:06] Takuma**
Whoa!
**[21:08] Takuma**
Wow!
**[21:09] Takuma**
It's sparkling clean!
**[21:10] Takuma**
Including the bathroom!
**[21:12] Takuma**
That's amazing, Mina-chan!
**[21:17] announcement**
We sincerely thank you for using the
Cooking-Limited Type Mina Series.
**[21:22] announcement**
Please purchase the *Leave the
Chores to Us* Plugin online.
**[21:26] Takuma**
H-Huh?
**[21:27] Takuma**
You're not cleaning right now, so why?
**[21:30] Mina**
The announcement will not play when
the owner is outside hearing range.
**[21:34] Mina**
It would be meaningless.
**[21:35] Takuma**
Ah, that's why it's playing
as soon as I got home.
**[21:42] announcement**
Please ask the Mina you're using for
more information on how to purchase it.
**[21:46] Takuma**
* Is it going to keep running for however*
* much time she spent doing chores?*
**[21:47] announcement**
We sincerely thank you for using the
Cooking-Limited Type Mina Series.
**[21:52] Takuma**
I kind of want that plugin now.
**[21:55] Mina**
You will need to log into the company
site using a computer or a smartphone.
**[23:36] Takuma**
Next time.
***SIGN*** #09 It Seems My Wife Has a Past
**[23:37] Mina**
It seems my wife has a past.