E5 - A Wife's Kiss Is Powerful

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[00:08] Mina
    37.5˚C. You seem to
    have a slight fever.
[00:13] Mina
    Before it worsens, I advise
    getting lots of rest.
[00:17] Mina
    Be sure to eat plenty, too.
[00:21] Takuma
    I will.
[00:29] Takuma
    What's up?
[00:30] Mina
    For information my eye cameras
    cannot fully confirm,
[00:33] Mina
    I must use the high-end sensors in
    my hands for medical observation.
[00:36] Mina
    It is squishy here.
[00:40] Takuma
    You made me some rice porridge.
[00:43] Takuma
    Thank you.
[00:46] Takuma
    I'll have so—
[00:49] Takuma
    M-Mina-chan?
[00:55] Takuma
    I feel crappy.
[00:59] Mina
    I found another spot.
[01:01] Mina
    It is squishy here, too.
[01:03] Takuma
    Mina-chan...
[01:09] Takuma
    Mina-chan.
[01:11] Mina
    Yes?
[01:13] Takuma
    Could you stop
    touching my butt?
[01:17] Mina
    Very well.
SIGN    #05 A Wife's Kiss Is Powerful
[02:51] reporter
    What exactly is the secret to a long life?
SIGN    Super Long Life
SIGN    Oldest in the world! 240!
    What's the secret to a long life?
SIGN    Nakayama Sachi-san (age 24)
SIGN    Nakayama Shigezo-san (age 240)
SIGN    1\bord2\3c&H20FAF8&\pos(110.667,264.222)}Nightly 
    Infotainment*
[02:54] Nakayama
    Every morning, I have my
    wife wake me up with a kiss.
[02:59] Nakayama
    That sure does energize me!
[03:01] reporter
    Ah, that's wonderful!
[03:03] reporter
    What kind of kiss are we talking about?
[03:05] Sachi
    Say, like a peck on the forehead.
[03:10] hostess
    That was today's Happy Marriage segment.
[03:12] hostess
    What a lovely couple they were.
[03:13] Takuma
    What's up?
[03:14] Mina
    Nothing.
SIGN    CLONG
[03:22] Takuma
    Oww...
[03:24] Mina
    Good morning.
[03:25] Takuma
    M-Morning.
[03:29] Takuma
    Sh-She's so close.
[03:31] Mina
    I will prepare breakfast.
[03:37] Takuma
    Did she...
[03:39] Takuma
    hit me?
[03:42] Takuma
    That's scary.
[03:44] Takuma
    Breakfast was great.
[03:46] Takuma
    Maybe I did something
    that made her angry.
[03:49] Mina
    Takuma-sama,
    I will deal with the dishes.
[03:53] Takuma
    I may have done some small things,
    but nothing to warrant getting hit.
[04:06] Takuma
    Ow! Ow!
[04:08] Mina
    Are you all right?
[04:09] Mina
    Is there anything I can do?
[04:12] Takuma
    Oww...
[04:13] Takuma
    Hmm, well...
[04:15] Takuma
    If you give me a quick kiss on the
    cheek, maybe I'll feel better soon.
[04:20] Takuma
    Just kidding.
[04:23] Mina
    Very well.
[04:27] Takuma
    You'll really... do it?
[04:43] Mina
    Well, Takuma-sama?
    Do you feel better?
[04:47] Takuma
    Y-Yeah.
[04:51] Takuma
    Was it a kiss?! Did you 
    give me a morning kiss?!
[04:55] Mina
    I did.
[04:56] Mina
    I apologize for kissing you
    without warning.
[05:00] Mina
    I heard a kiss from a wife in the
    morning does wonders for one's energy.
[05:04] Takuma
    Okay, that makes sense.
[05:07] Takuma
    But maybe it was
    a little too powerful?
[05:10] Takuma
    I'd like you to be gentle.
[05:13] Takuma
    A light smooch, like this.
[05:16] Mina
    Will pressure that low
    have any effect?
[05:19] Takuma
    Pressure actually has
    nothing to do with it.
[05:23] Mina
    Be that as it may, it will not be a kiss
    if a certain minimum force is not applied.
[05:29] Mina
    What level of pressure is appropriate?
[05:32] Mina
    "Light smooch" is difficult to understand.
[05:35] Takuma
    Hmm, good point.
[05:38] Takuma
    Let's see, umm...
[05:40] Mina
    Is this complicated? By how
    many newtons should we collide?
[05:44] Takuma
    I was wondering...
[05:48] Takuma
    how about I demonstrate?
[05:52] Mina
    That is a very good suggestion.
[05:54] Mina
    Go ahead.
[05:56] Mina
    Do so at once.
[05:58] Takuma
    B-But, well, should our
    first kiss really be like this?
[06:03] Mina
    Like what?
[06:05] Takuma
    Uh, well...
[06:08] Mina
    You do not wish to?
[06:10] Takuma
    I totally want to, just...
[06:11] Mina
    If there is a reason you
    cannot, please tell me.
[06:15] Takuma
    A reason?
[06:16] Takuma
    No, not really.
[06:18] Mina
    If there is none,
    then please hurry up.
[06:21] Takuma
    R-Right...
[06:23] Takuma
    Okay, here goes.
[06:35] Mina
    Is the forehead not
    the energizing area?
[06:38] Takuma
    Oh!
[06:39] Takuma
    Sorry. I went and did it 
    where I wanted to.
[06:42] Takuma
    B-But a kiss anywhere
    would cheer me up.
[06:46] Takuma
    By giving a smooch
    with your lips, umm...
[06:51] Takuma
    It's like, you cheer up
    because you feel loved.
[06:56] Mina
    Is it that making contact with delicate
[06:59] Mina
    mucous membranes is a way
    of communicating intimacy?
[07:05] Takuma
    W-Well, something like that.
[07:07] Takuma
    So! How was it for you?
[07:10] Takuma
    How did it feel to be kissed?
[07:12] Takuma
    It wasn't unpleasant?
[07:14] Mina
    It is not unpleasant, but I do not
    really understand how it energizes.
[07:18] Mina
    Other than my eyelids, my
    face is made of resin plates.
[07:22] Mina
    There are no sensors whatsoever
    in my forehead, lips, and such.
[07:26] Mina
    Even if you kiss me, all I feel is
    the pressure on my joint mechanisms.
[07:33] Mina
    All I did was bump a hard
    resin plate against you.
[07:38] Mina
    It was not a kiss.
[07:41] Mina
    I apologize for not having mucous membranes.
[07:45] Takuma
    It's not something to apologize for.
[07:47] Mina
    Was it painful, and nothing more?
[07:50] Takuma
    No. I mean, um...
[07:53] Takuma
    It did hurt, but, well...
[07:56] Mina
    I am sorry.
[08:04] Takuma
    I was so happy when I
    realized you'd kissed me.
[08:08] Mina
    Why?
[08:10] Takuma
    Because you're the
    only one I want to kiss.
[08:14] Takuma
    Even if you're hard,
    and you don't feel anything,
[08:18] Takuma
    to me, you're the best in
    the world just the way you are.
[08:26] Mina
    All right. Understood.
[08:30] Mina
    If you wish to kiss again,
    please do so anytime.
[08:34] Takuma
    Sure.
[08:35] Mina
    Would it be best if I still
    gave good-morning kisses?
[08:38] Takuma
    If possible.
[08:40] Mina
    Very well.
[08:42] Takuma
    Oh. You have high-performance
    sensors here, don't you?
[08:49] Mina
    Oh.
SIGN    ZING
SIGN    ZING
[08:54] Mina
    It is nothing.
[08:56] Takuma
    What was that "oh"?
[08:57] Mina
    To what do you refer?
[08:59] Takuma
    When I kissed your hand,
    you went, "Oh."
[09:02] Takuma
    Huh?
[09:03] Mina
    We have company.
[09:05] Super Mina
    Good morning!
[09:07] Super Mina
    Super Mina, here on behalf
    of Saionji Rihito!
[09:16] Super Mina
    Thank you for what you
    did at the beach.
[09:19] Takuma
    Huh? Super Mina-chan?
[09:21] Super Mina
    Good morning, Takuma-sama.
[09:24] Takuma
    Morning.
[09:25] Takuma
    Huh?
[09:26] Takuma
    For that matter, how do
    you know our address?
[09:30] Super Mina
    I'm glad you asked!
[09:33] Super Mina
    All the Mina Series has to do is exchange
    IDs, and we can communicate over the net!
[09:40] Super Mina
    Ever since we met at the beach,
[09:42] Super Mina
    we've been spending our downtime
    each day conversing at a speed
[09:46] Super Mina
    hundreds of times the normal rate!
[09:50] Takuma
    Are you saying you've talked
    to Mina-chan more than I have?
[09:53] Takuma
    You could have told me
    she was coming over.
[09:56] Mina
    Conversation between
    girls is secret. Shh.
[09:59] Takuma
    Oh well, what can you do?
[10:02] Takuma
    You didn't get lost on the way here?
[10:04] Super Mina
    About that.
[10:05] Super Mina
    My privacy protection function prevents
    me from confirming your address directly,
[10:10] Super Mina
    so finding the place was a bit tough.
SIGN    Is there an elementary school  within 300m of your place?
SIGN    Is there an elementary 
    school within 300m 
    of your place?
SIGN    There is.
SIGN    There is.
SIGN    What about convenience stores?
SIGN    What about
     convenience 
    stores?
SIGN    Approximately three.
SIGN    Approximately 
    three.
SIGN    Are there any landmarks?
SIGN    Are there any 
    landmarks?
SIGN    There is a black cat.
SIGN    There is a 
    black cat.
SIGN    Meow.
SIGN    MEOW
[10:28] Takuma
    No fair. That sounds like a ton of fun.
[10:32] Takuma
    So, what brings you here today?
[10:36] Super Mina
    I brought along something
    as a summer hello,
[10:39] Super Mina
    as well as thanks for our last encounter.
SIGN    THICK
[10:42] Super Mina
    You two can have this.
[10:44] Takuma
    Are you sure?
[10:45] Super Mina
    Go on.
SIGN    Because 
    I want to 
    be the 
    partner 
    who's still 
    looking 
    after your 
    home a 
    hundred 
    years from 
    now...
SIGN    Summer
    Edition
SIGN    Mina Series 
    Special Catalog
SIGN    Over
    600 
    Items
[10:48] Takuma
    Th-This is...
[10:50] Super Mina
    It's a Mina Series catalog, sometimes
    given as a gift at weddings and the like.
[10:55] Takuma
    Huh.
SIGN    Because I'm compatible 
    with any environment, 
    I require time to learn my 
    master's lifestyle. I will end 
    up making mistakes during 
    this learning period. Please 
    be patient with me!
[10:59] Takuma
    The Super Mina...
[11:01] Takuma
    I'm pretty sure they're as
    expensive as a luxury car.
SIGN    M107-S Super Mina
    The pinnacle of the Mina Series!
    I'm a robot who aims to do everything flawlessly!
[11:05] Takuma
    A hundred points?
[11:07] Takuma
    How much does one point cost?
[11:13] Takuma
    Mina-san.
[11:14] Super Mina/Mina
    Yes?
[11:14] Takuma
    Oh, n-no...
[11:18] Takuma
    Saionji Mina-san!
[11:21] Super Mina
    Yes?
[11:22] Takuma
    I can't accept this.
[11:24] Takuma
    I don't intend to pick
    up another Mina-chan.
[11:27] Takuma
    She's all I need.
[11:31] Super Mina
    Um, could you also look at
    the back half of the catalog?
[11:36] Takuma
    The back half?
[11:37] Super Mina
    Yes!
[11:38] Super Mina
    There are many software updates and
    upgrade parts for the Mina Series!
[11:45] Takuma
    Oh, huh, wow.
[11:48] Takuma
    Look at them all.
[11:52] Takuma
    You see something you want?
SIGN    Deluxe ★ Options
[11:55] Takuma
    This?
[11:57] Takuma
    Full-body high-grade silicon,
    and a facial expression unit.
[12:01] Takuma
    My Mina-chan could become
    like Super Mina-chan?
[12:08] Mina
    My internal performance can
    also be substantially improved.
[12:12] Mina
    And I could submerge myself 100m underwater.
[12:15] Takuma
    Don't, though.
[12:18] Takuma
    Mina-chan could get facial expressions,
    and become soft and squishy.
[12:23] Takuma
    I have mixed feelings about that.
[12:28] Takuma
    No, no!
[12:31] Takuma
    Sorry, I still can't accept this!
[12:34] Mina
    Why not?
[12:36] Takuma
    It's too expensive, and I
    have no reason to accept.
[12:39] Mina
    To my knowledge, there is no law against
    accepting something expensive for no reason.
[12:44] Takuma
    Th-That's true, but I
    can't accept it emotionally.
[12:53] Super Mina
    E-Excuse me!
[12:54] Super Mina
    About reasons!
[12:57] Super Mina
    Rihito-sama—my master.
[13:01] Super Mina
    He doesn't have any friends!
[13:06] Takuma
    Is that so?
[13:08] Super Mina
    Yes!
[13:09] Super Mina
    It's like he has no interest in
    anything but robots and cats!
[13:12] Super Mina
    He really adores cats, so he takes in
    strays and tries to find them new homes.
[13:19] Super Mina
    It is so admirable, how he cares
    for them every day in a building
SIGN    Open
    slowly
[13:23] Super Mina
    he constructed using his
    own pocket money.
[13:25] Super Mina
    Oh, but he doesn't play at
    all with children his own age.
[13:30] Super Mina
    And the household employees
    ignore him completely!
[13:33] Super Mina
    Isn't that awful?
[13:35] Super Mina
    He does love his parents, but they're so
    busy with work that they don't come home much.
[13:42] Super Mina
    And so, the only people he talks
    to are me and the cats.
[13:47] Super Mina
    Oh, but I'm not a person.
[13:50] Super Mina
    Oh, and neither are the cats.
[13:52] Super Mina
    But they're so in tune
    with how you feel!
[13:56] Takuma
    So... what's the reason?
[13:59] Super Mina
    Oh!
[14:00] Super Mina
    Um...
[14:03] Super Mina
    I was so happy when he showed
    his mother a video of all of us
[14:08] Super Mina
    having fun at the swimming area!
[14:10] Takuma
    This is thanks for that?
[14:12] Super Mina
    Yes.
[14:13] Takuma
    But that doesn't change that it's expensive.
[14:18] Super Mina
    No problem, on that count.
[14:21] Super Mina
    Rihito-sama's family is incredibly rich!
[14:26] Super Mina
    From their perspective, this is like
    giving someone some candy as a gift.
SIGN    Candy
[14:31] Super Mina
    Or something like that.
[14:32] Takuma
    Candy?
[14:33] Super Mina
    Therefore, it is okay for you to accept.
[14:37] Takuma
    No, it's not okay.
[14:41] Takuma
    Even if you and yours are rich, I
    can't bring myself to accept something
[14:45] Takuma
    it would take me years of hard
    work to just barely afford.
[14:50] Super Mina
    I see.
[14:53] Takuma
    I'm sorry, Mina-chan, but
    can I get you to understand?
[15:00] Mina
    I understand.
[15:08] Takuma
    What're you doing, Mina-chan?
[15:09] Mina
    Online information states that while married,
[15:13] Mina
    a couple owns equal shares
    of acquired assets.
[15:18] Takuma
    Huh?
[15:19] Mina
    I therefore give the first
    half to you, as your share.
[15:23] Takuma
    Oh, right.
[15:26] Takuma
    The first half...
[15:28] Mina
    The other half is my share.
[15:30] Takuma
    W-Well yeah, but...
[15:33] Mina
    Am I without rights,
    as I am not a real wife?
[15:40] Takuma
    All right.
[15:42] Takuma
    You can pick whichever you like.
[15:45] Super Mina
    Hooray!
[15:48] Super Mina
    Good for you, Mina-san!
[15:50] Mina
    Yes.
[15:53] Super Mina
    Oops. I stepped on it.
[15:55] Takuma
    What's that?
[15:57] Super Mina
    This is actually a gift, too.
[16:01] Mina
    What does it contain?
[16:04] Super Mina
    Well, about that.
[16:06] Super Mina
    I heard Takuma-sama's birthday
    surprise didn't go so well,
[16:12] Super Mina
    and I had an idea of my own.
[16:15] Super Mina
    Surprises are nice,
[16:16] Super Mina
    but I wondered how a merry celebration
    with decorations like this would be!
[16:20] Takuma
    By "surprise," you mean...
[16:25] (Flashback) Takuma
    I'm home.
[16:27] (Flashback) Takuma
    Mina-chan?
[16:28] (Flashback) Takuma
    Where are you?
[16:47] (Flashback) Mina
    Are you surprised?
[16:50] (Flashback) Mina
    It was written online that it is good to
    surprise a significant other on their birthday.
[16:57] (Flashback) Takuma
    "Surprise"?
[16:59] Takuma
    I definitely was surprised...
[17:04] Mina
    What are these?
[17:06] Super Mina
    Party poppers.
[17:07] Super Mina
    Pull the string on the bottom, and...
[17:24] Super Mina
    Mina-san!
[17:25] Takuma
    Mina! Mina-chan!
[17:27] Super Mina
    I-I'm sorry.
[17:29] Takuma
    What do we do? She's not responding!
[17:32] Super Mina
    The stress of the surprise rendered
    her temporarily non-functional.
[17:37] Super Mina
    But don't worry. She'll
    recover in about sixty seconds.
[17:42] Super Mina
    There is no internal
    damage whatsoever.
[17:46] Takuma
    That's a relief!
[17:47] Super Mina
    I really am sorry.
[17:49] Takuma
    No, if she's okay, it's fine.
[18:00] Super Mina
    Thank you very much!
[18:09] Takuma
    Mina-chan.
[18:11] Takuma
    I'd like us both to take our time
    deciding what to order. Is that okay?
[18:16] Mina
    I apologize.
[18:19] Mina
    You said to pick whichever I like,
    so I already placed an order online.
[18:24] Takuma
    That was quick!
[18:27] Super Mina
    Huh?
[18:30] Super Mina
    Rihito-sama!
[18:33] Super Mina
    Did you come out to meet me?
[18:36] Super Mina
    Didn't I tell you it's okay, because
    I'm equipped with a navigation system?
[18:41] Rihito
    C-Can it!
[18:43] Rihito
    I just wanted to take a walk.
[18:46] Rihito
    I'm allowed to go where I want.
[18:58] Takuma
    By the way, what did you
    pick from the catalog?
[19:02] Takuma
    The Deluxe Option Set?
[19:05] Mina
    I made a mistake with your birthday,
[19:07] Mina
    so I think I will give
    surprises another try.
[19:11] Mina
    May I keep what I ordered a secret?
[19:16] Takuma
    All right.
[19:18] Mina
    May I have a potato?
[19:20] Takuma
    Sure, sure.
[19:24] Super Mina
    CL-chan and Takuma-sama
    really are close.
[19:28] Super Mina
    Like a real husband and wife.
[19:31] Super Mina
    Such things can happen even
    between a robot and a human.
[19:34] Rihito
    Are you jealous?
[19:36] Super Mina
    I guess so.
[19:38] Super Mina
    I think it would be nice
    to become family.
[19:42] Super Mina
    Oh.
[19:49] Rihito
    Listen! It doesn't have to
    involve marriage!
[19:52] Rihito
    Mina, you m-mean... as
    much to me as f-f-f-f...
[20:00] Rihito
    Forget it, let's go!
[20:03] Super Mina
    O-Okay!
[20:14] Mina
    Takuma-sama.
[20:16] Mina
    I received an email
    from my manufacturer.
[20:19] Mina
    They say they will come
    collect me next week.
[20:22] Takuma
    Okay, got it.
[20:25] Mina
    I will be returned here once upgrades
    and maintenance are complete.
[20:29] Mina
    It will take roughly two weeks.
[20:32] Takuma
    All right.
[20:34] Mina
    Are you not pleased with dinner?
[20:38] Takuma
    No, it's good! It's good!
[20:43] Takuma
    I can't even taste it.
[20:51] Takuma
    I can't sleep at all.
[20:53] Mina
    Oh, stop, you!
[20:53] Takuma
    If I do fall asleep, all I dream about
    is Mina's smiling, squishy face.
[21:00] Takuma
    When I wake up, I'm just crying.
[21:02] Mina
    Are you all right?
[21:06] Takuma
    I had a scary dream, that's all.
[21:10] Takuma
    Do I want Mina-chan to be
    soft and squishy, or don't I?
[21:15] Takuma
    Which is it?
[21:17] Takuma
    No! My feelings don't make any difference!
[21:20] Takuma
    It's about whether she wants squishy!
[21:24] Takuma
    If she does, I should
    give her the chance!
[21:29] Mina
    Takuma-sama.
[21:31] Mina
    Is there something amiss with my face?
[21:32] Takuma
    Oh, no.
[21:35] Takuma
    Sorry, I just...
[21:37] Mina
    It is not a problem.
[21:56] Takuma
    Mina-chan.
[21:58] Takuma
    That hurts a little.
[22:01] Mina
    I apologize.
[23:35] Mina
    Next time.
[23:36] Takuma
    My wife left me (for two weeks).
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