E4 - If My Wife Changed into a Swimsuit

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[00:04] Mina
    Pardon me.
[00:13] Takuma
    Behold the irresistible
    power of sleeping together.
[00:16] Takuma
    U-Um, don't you need to charge?
[00:20] Takuma
    I know this was my suggestion, but
    there's no need to take risks.
[00:24] Mina
    No problem.
    I already have plenty of charge.
[00:28] Takuma
    That must be why she was
    in sleep mode earlier.
[00:32] Takuma
    M-Mina-chan, um... i-is
    it okay if we... cuddle?
[00:39] Mina
    No problem.
[00:42] Takuma
    Are her eyes brighter than usual?
[00:58] Takuma
    Ow! Ow!
[01:01] Takuma
    M-Mina-chan!
[01:03] Takuma
    Hey!
[01:04] Takuma
    O-Ouch!
[01:07] Takuma
    Ouch, that hurts!
[01:12] Mina
    I apologize.
[01:14] Takuma
    Ow, ow...
[01:18] Mina
    Are you all right?
[01:22] Takuma
    I'm fine.
SIGN    #04 My Wife Changed into a Swimsuit
[03:07] Takuma
    Keep it down.
[03:11] Akari
    Where do you go to deepen a romance?
[03:13] Akari
    It's got to be the beach!
[03:19] Akari
    As they clamor around on the sand,
[03:23] Akari
    they'll naturally grow closer!
[03:27] Akari
    And I get to watch!
[03:34] Akari
    Time to do this!
[03:36] Takuma
    Keep it down.
[03:38] Takuma
    Sorry she sprung this on us.
[03:41] Mina
    My waterproofing functions
    down to a depth of two meters.
[03:45] Mina
    There will be no problem,
    as long as I do not go too deep.
[03:48] Takuma
    Wow.
[03:50] Akari
    Now then, let's change into swimsuits!
[03:54] Akari
    Mina-san, let's go!
[03:56] Mina
    Very well.
[03:58] Akari
    You wait here, Onii-chan.
[04:00] Takuma
    Yeah, sure.
[04:02] Akari
    I'm gonna put Mina-san in a cute suit!
SIGN    La la la
[04:13] Takuma
    I wonder if Mina-chan's okay.
[04:16] Takuma
    Knowing Akari, she already had
    a swimsuit picked out for her.
[04:28] Takuma
    Huh?
[04:29] Takuma
    Something seems different...
[04:33] Takuma
    but those are Mina-chan noises.
[04:40] Takuma
    Mina-chan, you got changed quickly.
[04:43] Super Mina
    I-I apologize, master!
[04:46] Takuma
    H-Huh? Isn't she a little tall?
[04:49] Super Mina
    I ended up getting lost!
[04:59] Takuma
    Wait a minute. Are you...?
[05:01] Super Mina
    H-Huh?
[05:04] Super Mina
    You're not my master!
[05:06] Takuma
    I'm sorry. I mistook you for my wife.
[05:10] Super Mina
    B-But, you just said "Mina"!
[05:13] Takuma
    Huh?
[05:14] Super Mina
    I am also Mina!
[05:18] Takuma
    Those shining pupils!
[05:20] Takuma
    Are you a...?
[05:22] Super Mina
    Yes!
[05:23] Super Mina
    I do any and all chores flawlessly! 
    Or, I would like to...
[05:27] Super Mina
    I am the all-purpose housework robot
    MI07S, brand name: Super Mina!
[05:32] Super Mina
    Nice to meet you!
[05:34] Takuma
    Hello.
[05:35] Super Mina
    Are you the master of a Mina Series?
[05:39] Takuma
    Y-Yeah.
[05:41] Takuma
    Wow! Her face is so expressive.
[05:45] Takuma
    She's shorter than you, though.
[05:48] Super Mina
    Which means she's a limited model!
[05:51] Super Mina
    Is she the cleaning model?
    Cooking? Babysitting?
[05:54] Takuma
    Th-The cooking model.
[05:57] Super Mina
    That makes her CL-chan!
[05:59] Super Mina
    I've never met
    another Mina Series before!
[06:03] Takuma
    R-Really?
[06:05] Super Mina
    Is she here?!
[06:07] Takuma
    She's getting changed at the moment.
[06:12] Super Mina
    Do you mind if I wait right here?
[06:15] Takuma
    Th-That's fine, but are you sure?
    Didn't you lose track of someone?
[06:20] Super Mina
    Oh! That's right!
[06:22] Super Mina
    I took my eyes off my master
    briefly and he was gone.
[06:26] Super Mina
    I was looking for him,
    but then I came across a kitty.
[06:30] Takuma
    A kitty?
[06:32] Super Mina
    You should have seen it! It was so cute!
[06:35] Super Mina
    I couldn't stop myself
    from following it,
[06:39] Super Mina
    and before I knew it, I was
    in an unfamiliar place.
[06:42] Takuma
    Is that so?
[06:44] Super Mina
    This always happens to me.
[06:46] Super Mina
    That's why I was
    uneasy about going out.
[06:50] Super Mina
    But my master insisted.
[06:55] Takuma
    I get it now.
[06:57] Takuma
    All right, then. Let's look
    for your master together.
[07:02] Takuma
    How about, once that's done,
    we'll meet up with my Mina-chan?
[07:08] Super Mina
    Sure!
[07:09] Super Mina
    Let's do so!
[07:11] Takuma
    No problem.
[07:12] Takuma
    First, describe him for me.
[07:16] Super Mina
    Let's see...
SIGN    Something came up.
    Be back soon.
SIGN    Done yet?
[07:21] Akari
    Huh?!
[07:22] Akari
    What're you thinking, Onii-chan?!
[07:25] Akari
    What could've come up that's
    more important than Mina-san?!
[07:27] Akari
    And I put makeup on her and everything.
[07:31] Mina
    Akari-sama.
[07:33] Akari
    What's up?
[07:34] Mina
    That person has been looking
    quite troubled for some time now.
[07:41] Akari
    Wait a minute, Mina-san!
[07:45] Rihito
    Mina!
[07:46] Mina
    Yes?
[07:47] Akari
    Mina-san, wait!
[07:50] Mina
    Is something wrong?
[07:52] Mina
    Can I be of assistance?
[07:55] Rihito
    Huh?
[07:57] Rihito
    Who are you?
[08:01] Mina
    I am Mina.
[08:03] Rihito
    No you're not!
[08:04] Mina
    I am Mina.
[08:06] Rihito
    My Mina isn't a blank-faced runt like you!
[08:10] Rihito
    Go away!
[08:11] Akari
    H-Hey, look, you!
[08:16] Mina
    A tall Mina, rich in expression?
[08:19] Mina
    Does this mean you are searching
    for a top-model Super Mina?
[08:25] Rihito
    Yeah.
[08:27] Rihito
    I'm looking for her, but
    she's nowhere to be found.
[08:30] Mina
    That is concerning. I will
    assist you, if you wish.
[08:40] Mina
    The Mina Series have the ability to
    communicate with one another wirelessly.
SIGN    Fireworks Prohibited  Cookouts Prohibited
    Keep the beach beautiful - To all swimmers
[08:44] Akari
    Oh, wow!
[08:46] Akari
    Then won't we find her right away?
[08:48] Mina
    But my wireless output is weak, and I
    cannot cover the entire swimming area.
[08:54] Akari
    Oh.
[08:55] Mina
    I therefore plan to scan
    as I walk along the beach.
[09:00] Akari
    Makes sense.
[09:01] Mina
    Do you approve of this plan?
[09:03] Rihito
    Sure. Let's get to it.
[09:06] Akari
    Who put him in charge?!
[09:10] Super Mina
    Look at this, Takuma-sama!
[09:12] Super Mina
    As I suspected, you can see the
    entire swimming area from here!
[09:17] Takuma
    Yeah.
[09:18] Takuma
    But it's too far away to see clearly.
[09:21] Super Mina
    Rest assured!
[09:23] Super Mina
    The image quality of my eyes
    can even spot ants on the sand!
[09:29] Super Mina
    See, I just did it!
[09:30] Takuma
    Impressive.
[09:31] Super Mina
    Oh!
[09:32] Takuma
    You found him?
[09:34] Super Mina
    It's so cute!
[09:36] Takuma
    Look for your master.
[09:39] Rihito
    Any response?
[09:40] Mina
    None.
[09:42] Akari
    It's not working.
[09:45] Mina
    We have reached the end.
[09:48] Rihito
    Were you really sending out a signal?
[09:51] Mina
    I am sure of it.
[09:53] Mina
    It is conceivable she was somewhere
    my signal did not reach,
[09:55] Mina
    or her feature is turned off.
[09:59] Rihito
    Great...
[10:00] Akari
    When did you get separated?
[10:02] Rihito
    As soon as we got to the beach.
[10:04] Akari
    Super Mina-san is surprisingly unreliable.
[10:08] Rihito
    That's not true!
[10:10] Akari
    Huh?
[10:11] Rihito
    She has so many incredible features!
    She just hasn't mastered them yet!
[10:15] Rihito
    She's a robot who
    can get the job done!
[10:17] Akari
    Oh, sorry.
[10:21] Rihito
    My Mina is amazing.
[10:24] Rihito
    And yet, Mom insists on hiring
    people to help with chores.
[10:29] Rihito
    I came to the beach to show
    her Mina can do anything.
[10:35] Rihito
    And then, it only took
    seconds for her to get lost.
[10:43] Rihito
    Maybe... she's not amazing after all.
[10:54] Mina
    She is amazing.
[10:57] Mina
    Super Mina is amazing.
[11:00] Rihito
    Really?
[11:01] Mina
    It is true.
[11:03] Mina
    Super Mina is multifunctional,
    so she has many options,
[11:07] Mina
    and she must constantly deal
    with the difficulty of selecting
[11:10] Mina
    which of them is optimal.
[11:12] Mina
    Over the course of gathering experience,
    she assigns priorities to those options.
[11:16] Rihito
    Experience?
[11:18] Mina
    If she has you to look after her, she could
    become the most amazing robot in the world.
[11:31] Rihito
    I'm going to the lost child info center.
[11:34] Akari
    Huh?
[11:34] Rihito
    I'll have them look for Mina.
[11:36] Rihito
    Maybe if they make an
    announcement, she'll hear it.
[11:42] Super Mina
    A kitty!
[11:43] Super Mina
    There's a kitty! Meow!
[11:46] Super Mina
    Meow, kitty!
[11:48] Super Mina
    Come here, come here!
[11:50] Takuma
    Once she zooms in,
    she hyper-focuses.
[11:53] Super Mina
    Meow, meow meow!
[11:55] Takuma
    Uh, would you mind if we head back?
[12:01] Super Mina
    I-I'm sorry! Takuma-sama, you were
    going to meet up with your Mina-san!
[12:05] Super Mina
    Y-Your wife...
[12:08] Super Mina
    Wife...
[12:09] Super Mina
    Wife?
[12:12] Super Mina
    You're married to a Mina Series?!
[12:16] Super Mina
    You said "wife" earlier, didn't you?!
[12:18] Takuma
    Slow on the uptake.
[12:19] Super Mina
    Wow! Wow! Wow!
[12:22] Super Mina
    How did you two come to be married?!
[12:25] Super Mina
    Oh, I guess it's rude to simply ask that.
[12:28] Super Mina
    I'm sorry!
[12:29] Takuma
    S'okay.
[12:31] Super Mina
    I heard robot marriage
    was popular overseas,
[12:34] Super Mina
    but I guess it happens
    here at home, too.
[12:37] Takuma
    This conversation's getting weird.
[12:38] Super Mina
    It isn't legally recognized, though,
    so that must be tough!
[12:42] Super Mina
    If there's anything I can
    do, anything at all—
[12:44] Takuma
    Listen, about that cat earlier.
[12:46] Takuma
    What kind of kitty was it?
[12:48] Super Mina
    Oh!
[12:49] Super Mina
    Um, let's see.
[12:50] Super Mina
    It was a calico,
    so probably a girl, I think.
[12:54] Takuma
    How can you tell what gender it was?
SIGN    Recent Calls
    Akari
    Akari
    Akari
    Akari
    Akari
    Akari
[12:57] Super Mina
    Generally speaking, calicos are female.
SIGN    Recent Calls
    Yoshimura
    Mom and Dad's
    Kitagawa
    Akari
    Akari
    Suzuki
[13:01] Akari
    It says the info center's in that building.
[13:04] Rihito
    Yeah.
SIGN    Onii-chan
[13:09] Akari
    Oh, I forgot.
[13:12] Akari
    Hello, Onii-chan? Where are you?
[13:15] Akari
    Huh? Don't you "sorry" me!
[13:18] Rihito
    Oh! Look, short Mina.
[13:21] Mina
    It is a cat.
[13:22] Rihito
    Yeah!
[13:28] Mina
    Do you like cats?
[13:30] Rihito
    Yeah. I also do feline rescue work.
[13:33] Mina
    What sort of things does that entail?
[13:36] Rihito
    Oh, let's see...
[13:42] Super Mina
    There he is!
[13:43] Super Mina
    Over there, see!
[13:45] Super Mina
    Over there!
[13:46] Takuma
    Listen, about that...
[13:49] Super Mina
    Master!
[13:50] Takuma
    Look, my sister is—
[13:52] Super Mina
    Young master!
[14:00] Takuma
    H-Hey!
[14:02] Takuma
    Wait!
[14:16] Takuma
    Huh? Where is she?
[14:25] Takuma
    Sh-She's fast!
[14:29] Akari
    Hello, Onii-chan?
[14:31] Akari
    Hey! Hello?
[14:31] Mina
    I have a wireless connection.
[14:34] Akari
    Hey!
[14:35] Mina
    There should be a single Mina Series nearby.
[14:37] Akari
    Hello!
[14:38] Rihito
    Mina! Where is she?!
[14:41] Mina
    I do not know,
    as there is no response.
[14:44] Mina
    There is much noise.
[14:47] Mina
    It must mean...
[14:52] Mina
    Incoming.
[14:54] Rihito
    What is?
[14:57] Akari
    What the heck is that?
[15:11] Rihito
    Mina?
[15:13] Super Mina
    M-M-M-Master!
[15:18] Rihito
    I-I've told you to stop calling me that!
[15:22] Super Mina
    Young master!
[15:25] Rihito
    Don't go wandering off like that, dummy.
[15:27] Super Mina
    I'm sorry!
[15:31] Rihito
    Back off already!
[15:32] Akari
    This has potential.
[15:35] Takuma
    Akari.
[15:37] Mina
    Takuma-sama.
[15:39] Akari
    Have you been swimming?
[15:40] Takuma
    I have.
[15:41] Akari
    Oh, Onii-chan.
[15:43] Akari
    I mentioned him over the phone.
[15:45] Akari
    This is Rihito-kun,
    Super Mina-chan's master.
[15:48] Takuma
    Hello.
[15:50] Rihito
    N-Nice to meet you.
[15:55] Takuma
    By the way, why are they
    suddenly staring at each other?
[15:58] Akari
    I was told it's wireless communication.
[16:01] Takuma
    Couldn't they just talk like normal?
[16:03] Rihito
    She told me they can exchange detailed
    information about 400 times faster this way.
[16:08] Takuma
    Four hundred?!
[16:10] Rihito
    Isn't the Mina Series amazing?!
[16:12] Rihito
    Way more amazing than humans!
[16:16] Takuma
    Yeah, they sure are.
[16:22] Takuma
    They're discussing a lot.
[16:25] Takuma
    How much time has passed?
[16:26] Akari
    Five minutes, maybe?
[16:29] Takuma
    Isn't that a huge conversation?
    It's 400 times faster, right?
[16:33] Rihito
    I wonder what they're discussing.
[16:35] Takuma
    Detailed information exchange...
[16:42] Takuma
    Mina-chan, Mina-chan.
[16:45] Takuma
    Isn't that enough, now?
[16:46] Mina
    Takuma-sama.
[16:48] Super Mina
    I-I'm sorry!
[16:50] Super Mina
    I was so happy to meet another
    Mina Series for the first time,
[16:54] Super Mina
    I couldn't stop communicating!
[16:56] Mina
    It was a very interesting
    exchange of information.
[17:00] Takuma
    Well, let's take a
    short rest over there.
[17:03] Super Mina
    Good idea!
[17:04] Super Mina
    But please hold on a minute.
[17:06] Takuma
    Huh?
[17:07] Super Mina
    Rihito-sama.
[17:10] Super Mina
    You spoke rudely to
    Takuma-sama's Mina-san!
[17:14] Rihito
    I-I did...
[17:16] Super Mina
    Do you regret doing so?
[17:19] Rihito
    I do...
[17:20] Super Mina
    Then you should apologize.
[17:25] Rihito
    Mina-san, I'm sorry for being rude to you!
[17:29] Mina
    No problem at all.
[17:32] Mina
    When it comes to domestic robots, the Mina
    Series is made with durability in mind.
[17:37] Mina
    It will take more than something
    done by you to upset me.
[17:44] Mina
    Rihito-sama, it is good that you
    managed to find Super Mina-san.
[17:48] Rihito
    Thank you.
[17:50] Takuma
    Good, indeed.
[17:51] Takuma
    I know, let's take a photo.
[17:55] Takuma
    I've got to go get my smartphone...
[18:21] Akari
    This was loads of fun!
[18:26] Super Mina
    I was so glad to spend
    this time with everyone.
[18:30] Akari
    Will you make it home okay?
[18:31] Super Mina
    I was scared, so I called a cab.
[18:35] Akari
    I never dreamed I'd make
    another Mina-san friend.
[18:40] Super Mina
    Friend?
[18:42] Akari
    I know! Let's take a photo
    to mark the occasion!
[18:44] Akari
    Onii-chan! Come on, get up!
[18:47] Akari
    Use my camera!
[18:50] Akari
    Can I get in the middle?
[18:51] Akari
    I want a pic with a Mina-san
    on both sides of me!
[18:55] Takuma
    Right, right.
SIGN    There is no card inserted.
[18:57] Takuma
    Akari, there's no memory card in this.
[19:00] Akari
    Huh? Are you kidding?
[19:02] Akari
    Why not?
    Isn't it in my bag? Look for it!
[19:05] Takuma
    We could just take this
    with a smartphone...
[19:10] Takuma
    Found it.
[19:11] Akari
    Yay! My bag is the best!
[19:14] Takuma
    Look for it yourself...
[19:17] Takuma
    Okay, say cheese!
[19:18] Akari
    Butter!
[19:21] Takuma
    Huh?
SIGN    The memory card is full.
[19:22] Takuma
    Oh.
[19:24] Akari
    What's wrong?
[19:25] Takuma
    This memory card is full.
[19:30] Takuma
    Say what now?
[19:32] Takuma
    Huh?
[19:34] Takuma
    Huh?
SIGN    Park Map
[19:35] Takuma
    It's nothing but pictures of me.
[19:40] (Flashback) Mina
    I want you to hold on to this
    data, in case anything happens.
[19:49] Akari
    L-Let's use a smartphone after all!
[19:52] Takuma
    Why do you have...?
[19:54] Akari
    Oh, stop!
[19:55] Akari
    So I think the world of
    you! Is that so wrong?
[20:06] lifeguard
    Here goes!
[20:10] Takuma
    Akari. I'll try to make it back
    to Mom and Dad's place more often,
[20:14] Takuma
    so no more of these secret photos, yeah?
[20:17] Akari
    Yeah.
[20:23] Takuma
    I'm worn out, but that was fun.
[20:29] Mina
    Are you all right?
[20:31] Takuma
    Mina-chan.
[20:32] Takuma
    Hold that pose for a bit.
[20:35] Takuma
    Akari put makeup on you, but I wasn't able
    to get a good look at you at the beach.
[20:40] Mina
    But nearly all of it has come off.
[20:43] Takuma
    Nah. It's more charming
    when there's this amount.
[20:47] Mina
    Do you prefer me with makeup,
    Takuma-sama?
[20:50] Takuma
    I'm not sure.
[20:51] Takuma
    The change of pace is nice, though.
[20:55] Mina
    How nice, exactly?
    Which way do you prefer?
[20:59] Takuma
    Mina-chan, hey...
[21:00] Mina
    If my usual face is a ten,
    what score does this face—
[21:03] Takuma
    Mina-chan.
[21:06] Takuma
    Shh.
[21:10] Takuma
    Let me take a good look
    at my wife's face.
[23:35] Mina
    Next time.
SIGN    #05 A Wife's Kiss Is Powerful
[23:36] Takuma
    A wife's kiss is powerful.