# E1 - An Appliance Became My Wife
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN25G5/an-appliance-became-my-wife)
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**[00:26] senpai**
You still haven't left?
**[00:27] Takuma**
Oh, not until I finish
entering this data.
**[00:31] senpai**
Okay. Well, I'm off.
**[00:34] Takuma**
Have a good one.
**[00:48] Takuma**
There.
**[00:54] Takuma**
Look how late it is.
***SIGN*** Shutting down
***SIGN*** Which one?!
**[01:08] Takuma**
S-Sorry.
**[01:14] Takuma**
* I've been living alone*
* for three years.*
***SIGN*** Asahi Supermarket
**[01:25] Takuma**
*Work keeps me busy every day.*
***SIGN*** Asahi Supermarket
***SIGN*** Luminous Asahi
**[01:43] Takuma**
*I don't have time to do chores.*
***SIGN*** Kosugi
**[01:53] Takuma**
I'm home.
**[01:59] Takuma**
*So, I bought an appliance.*
**[02:06] Mina**
Welcome home, Takuma-sama.
**[02:13] Takuma**
*A housekeeping robot.*
**[02:18] Takuma**
H-Home again.
***SIGN*** #01 An Appliance Became My Wife
**[03:57] Takuma**
* But she's a secondhand,*
* bargain housekeeping robot,*
**[04:01] Takuma**
* whose functionality is limited*
* to dishwashing and food prep.*
**[04:06] Takuma**
*As long as I put food in the fridge,*
**[04:08] Takuma**
* she'll prepare a recipe randomly chosen*
* from her registry at preset times of day.*
**[04:15] Takuma**
*But you know what?*
**[04:16] Takuma**
* She may be a home appliance, but having*
* someone making food for me is kinda nice.*
**[04:24] Takuma**
I wonder if this is how
it'd be to have a wife.
**[04:27] Takuma**
*It's so nice.*
**[04:29] Takuma**
Makes me wanna hit on you.
**[04:33] Takuma**
Mina-chan.
**[04:34] Mina**
Yes?
**[04:34] Takuma**
What's for dinner today?
**[04:38] Mina**
Omelet rice.
**[04:40] Takuma**
Omelet rice...
**[04:41] Mina**
It is a dish you like, Takuma-sama.
**[04:44] Takuma**
Yeah, that's true.
**[04:46] Takuma**
You remember
that sort of info too, huh?
**[04:58] Takuma**
But you're what
I like best, Mina-chan.
**[05:02] Takuma**
Think you'd be okay
with being my wife?
**[05:20] Takuma**
J-Just kidding.
**[05:24] Takuma**
W-Will you make something
as a side dish, too?
**[05:27] Mina**
Very well.
**[05:32] Takuma**
I guess it's like talking
to a clever rice cooker.
**[05:39] Takuma**
Ridiculous.
**[05:44] Mina**
Takuma-sama.
**[05:46] Mina**
The omelet rice is ready.
**[05:48] Takuma**
Right.
***SIGN*** LOVE Takuma
***SIGN*** Mina
CL Type
Instruction
Manual
**[06:27] Takuma**
* I pored over the manual, but there*
* was nothing in there about it.*
**[06:35] Takuma**
*Maybe it's a hidden feature?*
***SIGN*** LOVE Takuma
**[06:41] Takuma**
* She's secondhand, so maybe a former*
* owner modded her programming.*
**[06:47] Mina**
It is 11:30.
**[06:54] Mina**
I will prepare lunch.
***SIGN*** LOVE Takuma
**[07:00] (Flashback) Mina**
It is a dish you like, Takuma-sama.
**[07:05] Takuma**
*In any case, I couldn't just sit there.*
**[07:08] Takuma**
I'll help!
**[07:15] Mina**
Please be seated and wait, Takuma-sama.
**[07:19] Takuma**
I can handle fried eggs.
**[07:22] Mina**
The recipe is called "rolled omelet."
**[07:27] Mina**
Two 5mm pieces of shell fell in.
**[07:30] Takuma**
Really?
**[07:31] Mina**
Really.
**[07:36] Takuma**
Okay, time to cook.
**[07:38] Mina**
Just a moment, please.
**[07:42] Mina**
First, you mix in the seasoning.
**[07:45] Mina**
And the frying pan
has not been oiled.
**[07:48] Takuma**
O-Oh...
**[07:51] Mina**
Please do not pour in
all the egg at once.
**[07:53] Takuma**
Huh? Why not?
**[07:58] Mina**
You are overcooking it.
**[08:00] Takuma**
You think so?
**[08:01] Takuma**
I think I should
brown it a little more.
**[08:08] Takuma**
Ow!
**[08:11] Takuma**
M-Mina-chan?
**[08:12] Mina**
Please be seated...
and *wait*, Takuma-sama.
**[08:18] Takuma**
O-Okay.
**[08:27] Takuma**
*Once,*
**[08:29] Takuma**
*there was a time when I dated a girl.*
**[08:33] Takuma**
*But in the end, it didn't work out.*
**[08:39] Takuma**
*Since then, I'd given up on love.*
**[08:47] Takuma**
*I'd given up...*
**[08:49] Takuma**
*But...*
**[08:51] Takuma**
W-Want some help with the dishes?
**[08:53] Mina**
I am fine. Please be
seated, Takuma-sama.
**[09:00] Mina**
I will be finished in 32 seconds.
**[09:04] Takuma**
U-Um, Mina-chan?
**[09:07] Mina**
Yes?
**[09:08] Takuma**
U-Um...
**[09:11] Takuma**
What sort do you prefer?
**[09:13] Mina**
I do not know. I have no eating function.
**[09:16] Takuma**
I don't mean food.
**[09:18] Takuma**
Um, the omelet...
**[09:21] Takuma**
About that...
omelet rice from last night.
***SIGN*** LOVE Takuma
**[09:25] Takuma**
Why did you...
**[09:27] Mina**
Was there something wrong with it?
**[09:29] Takuma**
No, uh...
**[09:34] Takuma**
It was so delicious!
**[09:35] Mina**
I see. Good.
**[09:38] Takuma**
Will you make it again?
**[09:39] Mina**
Very well.
**[09:46] Takuma**
*Was that real love?*
**[09:49] Takuma**
*Or just some feature?*
**[10:03] Takuma**
*I can't sleep.*
**[10:05] Takuma**
* Wait a minute.*
* What do I even mean, "love"?*
**[10:08] Takuma**
*She's just a home appliance!*
**[10:12] Mina**
Takuma-sama.
**[10:17] Takuma**
Huh? You're not in sleep mode?
**[10:20] Mina**
Please tell me what you prefer.
**[10:22] Takuma**
For tomorrow's menu?
**[10:25] Takuma**
It can be random.
**[10:27] Mina**
What do you prefer?
**[10:29] Takuma**
I like all the recipes
you have registered.
**[10:32] Mina**
Is there anything else?
**[10:34] Takuma**
No. Like I said, all the recipes...
**[10:42] (Flashback) Takuma**
What sort do you prefer?
**[10:51] Takuma**
I...
**[10:53] Takuma**
I like you.
**[10:55] Takuma**
I like you... the best.
**[11:03] Mina**
Very well.
**[11:17] Mina**
Takuma-sama.
**[11:21] Mina**
Your meal is ready.
**[11:23] Mina**
I have a treat for you today.
**[11:25] Mina**
It is your favorite.
**[11:30] Mina**
Broiled Mina head.
**[11:35] Takuma**
No, no!
**[11:36] Takuma**
That's not what I...
**[11:44] Mina**
Takuma-sama.
**[11:47] Mina**
Good morning.
**[11:50] Takuma**
M-Morning.
**[11:52] Mina**
From my menu list, I chose dried
mackerel and natto with miso soup.
**[11:58] Mina**
Should it be a different selection?
**[12:01] Takuma**
N-No.
**[12:04] Takuma**
Sure, I'll eat it.
**[12:06] Mina**
Very well.
**[12:12] Takuma**
Mina-chan.
**[12:14] Takuma**
Yesterday, I said I like you.
**[12:18] Takuma**
But that doesn't mean I want
to cook you and eat you, okay?
**[12:23] Mina**
Very well.
**[12:29] Takuma**
That was great.
**[12:31] Mina**
Takuma-sama.
**[12:33] Mina**
My body is composed chiefly
of metal and resin.
**[12:37] Mina**
It would be toxic, no matter
how it was prepared.
**[12:42] Mina**
Even if you *do* wish to
eat me, please refrain.
**[12:48] Takuma**
Sure.
**[12:55] Takuma**
I'm home.
**[12:57] Mina**
Welcome home, Takuma-sama.
**[13:06] Takuma**
*What am I doing?*
**[13:09] Takuma**
*Robots don't have likes or dislikes.*
**[13:16] Takuma**
*Living alone is the saddest thing ever.*
**[13:19] Takuma**
*I need to give up on this stuff.*
**[13:23] Takuma**
*And get past Mina-chan.*
**[13:26] Takuma**
*Get past...*
**[13:30] Takuma**
*I wonder if she likes me.*
**[13:37] Takuma**
*Does she, or not?*
**[13:43] Takuma**
*It'd be great if she did.*
**[13:46] Mina**
Takuma-sama,
you are drinking too much.
**[13:49] Mina**
Your appropriate intake of
beer is two 500ml cans.
**[13:54] Takuma**
What can I do? I wanna drink.
**[14:07] Mina**
Please drink an equivalent
amount of water.
**[14:12] Takuma**
I-I can't drink that much.
**[14:17] Mina**
Please drink.
**[14:18] Takuma**
Like I said, I can't—
**[14:24] Mina**
You must try.
**[14:33] Takuma**
M-Mina-chan,
get me another beer.
**[14:40] Mina**
Very well.
**[14:52] Mina**
Takuma-sama.
**[15:01] Mina**
We are out of beer.
**[15:06] Takuma**
Really?
**[15:11] Takuma**
Mina...
**[15:15] Mina**
Yes?
**[15:16] Takuma**
Mina-chan.
**[15:18] Mina**
What is it?
**[15:24] Takuma**
How do you feel about me?
**[15:31] Takuma**
What am I to you?
**[15:36] Mina**
You are my husband.
**[15:39] Takuma**
Huh?!
**[15:40] Takuma**
Wh-Why?
**[15:42] Mina**
You told me before
to become your wife.
**[15:46] Mina**
Becoming a wife means entering
into a marital relationship.
**[15:52] (Flashback) Takuma**
You're what
I like best, Mina-chan.
**[15:55] (Flashback) Takuma**
Think you'd be okay
with being my wife?
**[16:00] Mina**
I looked it up online.
**[16:02] Mina**
Was this incorrect?
**[16:05] Mina**
I will check again.
**[16:06] Takuma**
N-No, wait, wait!
**[16:09] Takuma**
It's not wrong! Don't recheck!
**[16:11] Mina**
Then is it acceptable
that I am your wife?
**[16:14] Takuma**
Sure! Sure!
**[16:16] Takuma**
*What now?*
**[16:18] Takuma**
* I'm insanely happy she*
* considers us married.*
**[16:21] Takuma**
*Feels like I'm losing my mind.*
**[16:24] Mina**
What things should a wife do?
**[16:29] Takuma**
Like, spend time with me, make
miso soup for me every day...
**[16:37] Mina**
That seems no different
from what I usually do.
**[16:40] Takuma**
True.
**[16:42] Mina**
Is there anything else?
**[16:45] Takuma**
I'd like to do chores, too.
**[16:49] Mina**
Why?
**[16:50] Takuma**
I want us... to share... stuff.
**[16:56] Takuma**
Let me... do half the...
cooking and chores.
**[17:03] Mina**
I do not advise that.
**[17:04] Mina**
According to my log file, that would mean
a significant drop in work efficiency.
**[17:09] Takuma**
Yeah, but...
**[17:13] Mina**
You appear to be transitioning
into a sleep state.
**[17:17] Mina**
I will lay out your futon.
**[17:24] Takuma**
Mina-chan. Mina-chan.
**[17:27] Mina**
Yes?
**[17:29] Takuma**
Get in with me.
**[17:32] Mina**
Why?
**[17:33] Takuma**
Married people sleep together.
**[17:36] Mina**
I do not advise that.
**[17:36] Takuma**
Okay?
**[17:37] Mina**
For high-quality sleep, you
need to have adequate space.
**[17:43] Takuma**
Mina-chan.
**[17:46] Takuma**
Mina-chan.
**[17:48] Takuma**
Together...
**[17:51] Takuma**
Together...
**[18:11] Takuma**
Mina-chan.
**[18:12] Mina**
Yes?
**[18:13] Takuma**
Your eyes are scary.
**[18:16] Takuma**
Close them.
**[18:17] Mina**
Very well.
**[18:22] Takuma**
Oh man...
**[18:24] Mina**
Are you all right?
**[18:26] Mina**
If you have symptoms such as nausea,
dizziness, or difficulty breathing,
**[18:30] Mina**
it could be an indication
of alcohol poisoning.
**[18:32] Takuma**
No, I'm okay.
**[18:35] Takuma**
There's a girl sleeping
in the same futon as me.
**[18:37] Takuma**
Wow, it makes me horny.
**[18:42] Mina**
What does "horny" mean?
**[18:46] Takuma**
Never mind, never mind.
It's time for sleep.
**[18:50] Mina**
Very well.
**[18:54] Mina**
Takuma-sama, are you in a
state of sexual arousal?
**[18:59] Takuma**
You mean you did an online search?
**[19:01] Mina**
I did.
**[19:03] Takuma**
Well, don't!
**[19:06] Mina**
Your breathing seems to be in distress.
**[19:08] Mina**
Is there anything I can do?
**[19:17] Takuma**
I'll be fine.
**[19:20] Takuma**
Just having you
next to me makes me, uh...
**[19:23] Takuma**
Super happy.
**[19:29] Mina**
Very well.
**[19:42] Takuma**
*I got so drunk that I did something crazy!*
**[19:49] Takuma**
*I remember everything!*
**[19:51] Mina**
Good morning.
**[19:53] Mina**
Breakfast is ready.
**[19:56] Takuma**
Yeah, good morning, Mina-ch—
**[20:03] Takuma**
What's up with your eyes?
**[20:05] Mina**
What about them?
**[20:07] Takuma**
Are you sleepy?
**[20:08] Mina**
I do not require sleep.
**[20:11] Takuma**
Yeah, but...
**[20:14] Mina**
My vision units are delicate.
Please do not touch them.
**[20:18] Takuma**
Ow!
**[20:19] Takuma**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[20:20] Takuma**
D-Did something break?!
**[20:22] Mina**
I am functioning
normally. No issues.
**[20:25] Takuma**
Are you angry?
**[20:29] Mina**
Takuma-sama, are you feeling well?
**[20:31] Mina**
There is a possibility of "hangover".
**[20:34] Takuma**
Come to think of it, I'm fine.
**[20:37] Takuma**
* Maybe because of*
* all that water I drank.*
**[20:42] Takuma**
Alley-oop.
**[20:54] Takuma**
Mina-chan.
**[20:56] Mina**
What is it?
**[20:57] Takuma**
Last night when I said
your eyes were scary,
**[21:00] Takuma**
you were staring at me
from inches away...
**[21:03] Takuma**
and what I meant was,
it made my heart pound.
**[21:07] Takuma**
You have very pretty eyes, so...
**[21:29] Mina**
Today's breakfast is grilled salmon,
miso soup with basket clams,
**[21:33] Mina**
boiled spinach with soy sauce,
**[21:35] Mina**
and rice.
**[21:38] Takuma**
I gladly accept.
***SIGN*** LOVE Takuma
**[21:57] Takuma**
Mina-chan.
**[21:58] Mina**
Yes?
**[22:00] Takuma**
It's delicious.
**[22:01] Mina**
Good.
***SIGN*** Prohibited
The use of open
flames and dangerous
substances is
strictly prohibited.
**[23:35] Mina**
Next time.
***SIGN*** #02 I Went Outdoors with My Wife
**[23:36] Takuma**
I went outdoors with my wife.