My Wife Has No Emotion Takuma isn’t the most exciting guy. He’s awkward, single, and does nothing but go to work and come home. Tired of doing chores, he decides to buy a housekeeping robot named Mina. She can cook and clean perfectly, and the two get to know each other better over time. Soon, Takuma starts to fall for Mina! But could a robot ever love him back? Season 1 E1 - An Appliance Became My Wife Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:26] senpai     You still haven't left? [00:27] Takuma     Oh, not until I finish     entering this data. [00:31] senpai     Okay. Well, I'm off. [00:34] Takuma     Have a good one. [00:48] Takuma     There. [00:54] Takuma     Look how late it is. SIGN    Shutting down SIGN    Which one?! [01:08] Takuma     S-Sorry. [01:14] Takuma     I've been living alone     for three years. SIGN    Asahi Supermarket [01:25] Takuma     Work keeps me busy every day. SIGN    Asahi Supermarket SIGN    Luminous Asahi [01:43] Takuma     I don't have time to do chores. SIGN    Kosugi [01:53] Takuma     I'm home. [01:59] Takuma     So, I bought an appliance. [02:06] Mina     Welcome home, Takuma-sama. [02:13] Takuma     A housekeeping robot. [02:18] Takuma     H-Home again. SIGN    #01 An Appliance Became My Wife [03:57] Takuma     But she's a secondhand,     bargain housekeeping robot, [04:01] Takuma     whose functionality is limited     to dishwashing and food prep. [04:06] Takuma     As long as I put food in the fridge, [04:08] Takuma     she'll prepare a recipe randomly chosen     from her registry at preset times of day. [04:15] Takuma     But you know what? [04:16] Takuma     She may be a home appliance, but having     someone making food for me is kinda nice. [04:24] Takuma     I wonder if this is how     it'd be to have a wife. [04:27] Takuma     It's so nice. [04:29] Takuma     Makes me wanna hit on you. [04:33] Takuma     Mina-chan. [04:34] Mina     Yes? [04:34] Takuma     What's for dinner today? [04:38] Mina     Omelet rice. [04:40] Takuma     Omelet rice... [04:41] Mina     It is a dish you like, Takuma-sama. [04:44] Takuma     Yeah, that's true. [04:46] Takuma     You remember     that sort of info too, huh? [04:58] Takuma     But you're what     I like best, Mina-chan. [05:02] Takuma     Think you'd be okay     with being my wife? [05:20] Takuma     J-Just kidding. [05:24] Takuma     W-Will you make something     as a side dish, too? [05:27] Mina     Very well. [05:32] Takuma     I guess it's like talking     to a clever rice cooker. [05:39] Takuma     Ridiculous. [05:44] Mina     Takuma-sama. [05:46] Mina     The omelet rice is ready. [05:48] Takuma     Right. SIGN    LOVE Takuma SIGN    Mina     CL Type     Instruction     Manual [06:27] Takuma     I pored over the manual, but there     was nothing in there about it. [06:35] Takuma     Maybe it's a hidden feature? SIGN    LOVE Takuma [06:41] Takuma     She's secondhand, so maybe a former     owner modded her programming. [06:47] Mina     It is 11:30. [06:54] Mina     I will prepare lunch. SIGN    LOVE Takuma [07:00] (Flashback) Mina     It is a dish you like, Takuma-sama. [07:05] Takuma     In any case, I couldn't just sit there. [07:08] Takuma     I'll help! [07:15] Mina     Please be seated and wait, Takuma-sama. [07:19] Takuma     I can handle fried eggs. [07:22] Mina     The recipe is called "rolled omelet." [07:27] Mina     Two 5mm pieces of shell fell in. [07:30] Takuma     Really? [07:31] Mina     Really. [07:36] Takuma     Okay, time to cook. [07:38] Mina     Just a moment, please. [07:42] Mina     First, you mix in the seasoning. [07:45] Mina     And the frying pan     has not been oiled. [07:48] Takuma     O-Oh... [07:51] Mina     Please do not pour in     all the egg at once. [07:53] Takuma     Huh? Why not? [07:58] Mina     You are overcooking it. [08:00] Takuma     You think so? [08:01] Takuma     I think I should     brown it a little more. [08:08] Takuma     Ow! [08:11] Takuma     M-Mina-chan? [08:12] Mina     Please be seated...     and wait, Takuma-sama. [08:18] Takuma     O-Okay. [08:27] Takuma     Once, [08:29] Takuma     there was a time when I dated a girl. [08:33] Takuma     But in the end, it didn't work out. [08:39] Takuma     Since then, I'd given up on love. [08:47] Takuma     I'd given up... [08:49] Takuma     But... [08:51] Takuma     W-Want some help with the dishes? [08:53] Mina     I am fine. Please be     seated, Takuma-sama. [09:00] Mina     I will be finished in 32 seconds. [09:04] Takuma     U-Um, Mina-chan? [09:07] Mina     Yes? [09:08] Takuma     U-Um... [09:11] Takuma     What sort do you prefer? [09:13] Mina     I do not know. I have no eating function. [09:16] Takuma     I don't mean food. [09:18] Takuma     Um, the omelet... [09:21] Takuma     About that...      omelet rice from last night. SIGN    LOVE Takuma [09:25] Takuma     Why did you... [09:27] Mina     Was there something wrong with it? [09:29] Takuma     No, uh... [09:34] Takuma     It was so delicious! [09:35] Mina     I see. Good. [09:38] Takuma     Will you make it again? [09:39] Mina     Very well. [09:46] Takuma     Was that real love? [09:49] Takuma     Or just some feature? [10:03] Takuma     I can't sleep. [10:05] Takuma     Wait a minute.     What do I even mean, "love"? [10:08] Takuma     She's just a home appliance! [10:12] Mina     Takuma-sama. [10:17] Takuma     Huh? You're not in sleep mode? [10:20] Mina     Please tell me what you prefer. [10:22] Takuma     For tomorrow's menu? [10:25] Takuma     It can be random. [10:27] Mina     What do you prefer? [10:29] Takuma     I like all the recipes     you have registered. [10:32] Mina     Is there anything else? [10:34] Takuma     No. Like I said, all the recipes... [10:42] (Flashback) Takuma     What sort do you prefer? [10:51] Takuma     I... [10:53] Takuma     I like you. [10:55] Takuma     I like you... the best. [11:03] Mina     Very well. [11:17] Mina     Takuma-sama. [11:21] Mina     Your meal is ready. [11:23] Mina     I have a treat for you today. [11:25] Mina     It is your favorite. [11:30] Mina     Broiled Mina head. [11:35] Takuma     No, no! [11:36] Takuma     That's not what I... [11:44] Mina     Takuma-sama. [11:47] Mina     Good morning. [11:50] Takuma     M-Morning. [11:52] Mina     From my menu list, I chose dried     mackerel and natto with miso soup. [11:58] Mina     Should it be a different selection? [12:01] Takuma     N-No. [12:04] Takuma     Sure, I'll eat it. [12:06] Mina     Very well. [12:12] Takuma     Mina-chan. [12:14] Takuma     Yesterday, I said I like you. [12:18] Takuma     But that doesn't mean I want     to cook you and eat you, okay? [12:23] Mina     Very well. [12:29] Takuma     That was great. [12:31] Mina     Takuma-sama. [12:33] Mina     My body is composed chiefly     of metal and resin. [12:37] Mina     It would be toxic, no matter     how it was prepared. [12:42] Mina     Even if you do wish to     eat me, please refrain. [12:48] Takuma     Sure. [12:55] Takuma     I'm home. [12:57] Mina     Welcome home, Takuma-sama. [13:06] Takuma     What am I doing? [13:09] Takuma     Robots don't have likes or dislikes. [13:16] Takuma     Living alone is the saddest thing ever. [13:19] Takuma     I need to give up on this stuff. [13:23] Takuma     And get past Mina-chan. [13:26] Takuma     Get past... [13:30] Takuma     I wonder if she likes me. [13:37] Takuma     Does she, or not? [13:43] Takuma     It'd be great if she did. [13:46] Mina     Takuma-sama,     you are drinking too much. [13:49] Mina     Your appropriate intake of     beer is two 500ml cans. [13:54] Takuma     What can I do? I wanna drink. [14:07] Mina     Please drink an equivalent     amount of water. [14:12] Takuma     I-I can't drink that much. [14:17] Mina     Please drink. [14:18] Takuma     Like I said, I can't— [14:24] Mina     You must try. [14:33] Takuma     M-Mina-chan,     get me another beer. [14:40] Mina     Very well. [14:52] Mina     Takuma-sama. [15:01] Mina     We are out of beer. [15:06] Takuma     Really? [15:11] Takuma     Mina... [15:15] Mina     Yes? [15:16] Takuma     Mina-chan. [15:18] Mina     What is it? [15:24] Takuma     How do you feel about me? [15:31] Takuma     What am I to you? [15:36] Mina     You are my husband. [15:39] Takuma     Huh?! [15:40] Takuma     Wh-Why? [15:42] Mina     You told me before     to become your wife. [15:46] Mina     Becoming a wife means entering     into a marital relationship. [15:52] (Flashback) Takuma     You're what     I like best, Mina-chan. [15:55] (Flashback) Takuma     Think you'd be okay     with being my wife? [16:00] Mina     I looked it up online. [16:02] Mina     Was this incorrect? [16:05] Mina     I will check again. [16:06] Takuma     N-No, wait, wait! [16:09] Takuma     It's not wrong! Don't recheck! [16:11] Mina     Then is it acceptable     that I am your wife? [16:14] Takuma     Sure! Sure! [16:16] Takuma     What now? [16:18] Takuma     I'm insanely happy she     considers us married. [16:21] Takuma     Feels like I'm losing my mind. [16:24] Mina     What things should a wife do? [16:29] Takuma     Like, spend time with me, make     miso soup for me every day... [16:37] Mina     That seems no different     from what I usually do. [16:40] Takuma     True. [16:42] Mina     Is there anything else? [16:45] Takuma     I'd like to do chores, too. [16:49] Mina     Why? [16:50] Takuma     I want us... to share... stuff. [16:56] Takuma     Let me... do half the...     cooking and chores. [17:03] Mina     I do not advise that. [17:04] Mina     According to my log file, that would mean     a significant drop in work efficiency. [17:09] Takuma     Yeah, but... [17:13] Mina     You appear to be transitioning     into a sleep state. [17:17] Mina     I will lay out your futon. [17:24] Takuma     Mina-chan. Mina-chan. [17:27] Mina     Yes? [17:29] Takuma     Get in with me. [17:32] Mina     Why? [17:33] Takuma     Married people sleep together. [17:36] Mina     I do not advise that. [17:36] Takuma     Okay? [17:37] Mina     For high-quality sleep, you     need to have adequate space. [17:43] Takuma     Mina-chan. [17:46] Takuma     Mina-chan. [17:48] Takuma     Together... [17:51] Takuma     Together... [18:11] Takuma     Mina-chan. [18:12] Mina     Yes? [18:13] Takuma     Your eyes are scary. [18:16] Takuma     Close them. [18:17] Mina     Very well. [18:22] Takuma     Oh man... [18:24] Mina     Are you all right? [18:26] Mina     If you have symptoms such as nausea,     dizziness, or difficulty breathing, [18:30] Mina     it could be an indication     of alcohol poisoning. [18:32] Takuma     No, I'm okay. [18:35] Takuma     There's a girl sleeping     in the same futon as me. [18:37] Takuma     Wow, it makes me horny. [18:42] Mina     What does "horny" mean? [18:46] Takuma     Never mind, never mind.     It's time for sleep. [18:50] Mina     Very well. [18:54] Mina     Takuma-sama, are you in a     state of sexual arousal? [18:59] Takuma     You mean you did an online search? [19:01] Mina     I did. [19:03] Takuma     Well, don't! [19:06] Mina     Your breathing seems to be in distress. [19:08] Mina     Is there anything I can do? [19:17] Takuma     I'll be fine. [19:20] Takuma     Just having you     next to me makes me, uh... [19:23] Takuma     Super happy. [19:29] Mina     Very well. [19:42] Takuma     I got so drunk that I did something crazy! [19:49] Takuma     I remember everything! [19:51] Mina     Good morning. [19:53] Mina     Breakfast is ready. [19:56] Takuma     Yeah, good morning, Mina-ch— [20:03] Takuma     What's up with your eyes? [20:05] Mina     What about them? [20:07] Takuma     Are you sleepy? [20:08] Mina     I do not require sleep. [20:11] Takuma     Yeah, but... [20:14] Mina     My vision units are delicate.     Please do not touch them. [20:18] Takuma     Ow! [20:19] Takuma     Ow, ow, ow! [20:20] Takuma     D-Did something break?! [20:22] Mina     I am functioning     normally. No issues. [20:25] Takuma     Are you angry? [20:29] Mina     Takuma-sama, are you feeling well? [20:31] Mina     There is a possibility of "hangover". [20:34] Takuma     Come to think of it, I'm fine. [20:37] Takuma     Maybe because of     all that water I drank. [20:42] Takuma     Alley-oop. [20:54] Takuma     Mina-chan. [20:56] Mina     What is it? [20:57] Takuma     Last night when I said     your eyes were scary, [21:00] Takuma     you were staring at me     from inches away... [21:03] Takuma     and what I meant was,     it made my heart pound. [21:07] Takuma     You have very pretty eyes, so... [21:29] Mina     Today's breakfast is grilled salmon,     miso soup with basket clams, [21:33] Mina     boiled spinach with soy sauce, [21:35] Mina     and rice. [21:38] Takuma     I gladly accept. SIGN    LOVE Takuma [21:57] Takuma     Mina-chan. [21:58] Mina     Yes? [22:00] Takuma     It's delicious. [22:01] Mina     Good. SIGN    Prohibited     The use of open     flames and dangerous     substances is     strictly prohibited. [23:35] Mina     Next time. SIGN    #02 I Went Outdoors with My Wife [23:36] Takuma     I went outdoors with my wife. E2 - I Went Outdoors with My Wife Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:19] Takuma     Mina-chan. [00:20] Takuma     Want to go out somewhere? [00:22] Takuma     Like, for a picnic? [00:24] Mina     Where will we go? [00:26] Takuma     Oh... to a nearby park,     for instance? SIGN    Asahi-cho Nature Park [00:31] Mina     You mean Asahi-cho Nature Park? [00:33] Takuma     Yeah. SIGN    Park Map [00:35] Mina     That is about twenty minutes     from home, on foot. [00:38] Mina     On a full battery, I can walk     for about thirty minutes. [00:42] Takuma     Oh, whoops.     You'd never make it home. [00:45] Mina     However. [00:46] Takuma     However? [00:47] Mina     My standard equipment includes a     high-performance solar energy unit, [00:53] Mina     so I can walk forever provided     the weather remains clear. SIGN    So there. [00:57] Takuma     Oh, wow! [00:59] Takuma     But aren't you forgetting     about nighttime? SIGN    Disappointed [01:05] Mina     I did forget. [01:07] Mina     My lack of previous     outdoor experience [01:10] Mina     seems to have rendered     my simulation inaccurate. [01:13] Takuma     That makes sense. [01:15] Takuma     Is she disappointed? [01:18] Mina     Then let us go soon, while     there is still daylight. [01:21] Takuma     Wait, wait! [01:22] Takuma     I meant we could picnic tomorrow. [01:24] Takuma     I mean, look, it's raining today. SIGN    Disappointed [01:28] Mina     Very well. [01:31] Takuma     She is disappointed. [01:32] Takuma     H-Here's hoping the     weather's nice tomorrow. [01:36] Mina     Yes. SIGN    #02 I Went Outdoors with My Wife [03:10] Takuma     There. [03:11] Takuma     Ready to go? [03:13] Mina     Takuma-sama, let me carry the bag. [03:15] Takuma     No, I can manage. [03:19] Takuma     Mina-chan packed this,     but what all did she put in here? [03:24] Mina     A bit of extra weight will not     alter my energy consumption. [03:28] Takuma     Let the guy do this sort of thing. [03:32] Mina     Carrying capacity     and gender are unrelated. [03:36] Mina     Are you sure you wish to carry it? [03:38] Takuma     It's fine. [03:46] high school girl 1     Hey, a robot! She's cute! [03:48] high school girl 1     You don't see this type often. [03:50] high school girl 2     Doesn't have much of     an expression, huh? [03:52] high school girl 1     She does, doesn't she? [03:54] high school girl 2     Does she? [03:55] high school girl 1     Sure she does. [03:57] high school girl 2     She's probably for indoor     uses. Chores and such. [04:00] high school girl 1     I wonder what she's doing outside. [04:06] high school girl 1     But you know that math     test from the other day? [04:10] Mina     Takuma-sama. [04:12] Mina     Please walk a little slower. [04:14] Mina     I do not excel at walking. [04:17] Takuma     S-Sorry, I wasn't... [04:22] Mina     Takuma-sama, are you all right? [04:25] Mina     Your face looks red. [04:28] Mina     Should we cancel the picnic? [04:30] Takuma     No, I'm fine, I'm fine. [04:42] Takuma     Let's... hold hands. [04:44] Takuma     The cars are danger... [04:46] Takuma     I mean, if we— [04:47] Mina     Very well. [04:52] Mina     Let us proceed. SIGN    Asahi-cho Nature Park [05:00] Takuma     Let's see. Want to have     lunch at Kotori Square? [05:04] Mina     Yes, I will prepare food     at Kotori Square. [05:07] Takuma     Mhm. [05:08] Takuma     Huh? "Prepare"? SIGN    Kotori     Square SIGN    Tea SIGN    Tofu SIGN    Rice [05:15] Takuma     Ingredients and kitchen implements. SIGN    Processed     Ham [05:20] Takuma     A gas stove? [05:22] Mina     I packed the items necessary to prepare     any menu item you frequently eat. [05:26] Takuma     Mina-chan. [05:28] Mina     Yes? [05:29] Takuma     Uh, could you read that sign over there? SIGN    Not Allowed     The use of open flames and dangerous substances     is strictly prohibited. (Fireworks, barbecue, etc.) [05:32] Mina     It says "The use of open flames and     dangerous substances is strictly prohibited." [05:37] Takuma     Yeah. [05:39] Mina     A gas stove is an open flame and dangerous. [05:42] Mina     We must follow the rules. [05:44] Takuma     Uh-huh. SIGN    Disappointed [05:45] Mina     I have failed. [05:47] Takuma     Oh, no, no. [05:49] Takuma     Don't sweat it. It's not a failure. [05:52] Takuma     Let's think of some dishes     that don't require fire. [05:55] Mina     Very well. [05:57] Takuma     Let's see, for starters... [05:59] Takuma     Rice is out, so... bread! [06:02] Mina     There is also ham. [06:05] Takuma     Done! [06:06] Mina     Yes. [06:07] Takuma     Time to eat. [06:11] Takuma     It's good! [06:13] Takuma     You know, I'm impressed the eggs     and tomatoes weren't crushed. [06:16] Mina     I did not put the fragile     ingredients in the backpack. [06:23] Mina     I put them in here. [06:26] Takuma     Whoa, that's kind of exciting. [06:31] Mina     I also brought a plastic     bottle, for after the meal. [06:35] Takuma     It's cold! [06:37] Takuma     You have a built-in fridge. That's amazing. [06:40] Mina     It is amazing? [06:41] Takuma     Sure! Plenty amazing! [06:44] Mina     With some effort, I can     also heat water to 158˚. [06:47] Takuma     It's like you're a teapot! [06:50] Takuma     I wonder, could you make something     with that warming feature? [06:53] Mina     Yes. [07:00] Mina     By heating an egg in low-temperature     hot water for thirty minutes, [07:03] Mina     I can make a hot spring egg. [07:09] Mina     I will put forth the effort. [07:14] Takuma     Wh-What's going on with your hair? [07:18] Mina     I increased the efficiency     of my solar energy unit. [07:21] Mina     Is there some problem? [07:23] Takuma     No, it's good! It's totally good! [07:25] Mina     It is totally good? [07:27] Takuma     It is! [07:28] Mina     Commencing warming procedure, then. [07:38] Takuma     Y-You okay? [07:40] Takuma     I've never heard your     voice sound like this. [07:42] Mina     Because I am allocating as many resources     as possible to my warming feature, [07:47] Mina     it seems I cannot fully limit noise     from coming through my speaker. [07:55] Takuma     It's never occurred to me, [07:57] Takuma     but there's a girl who'll "vibrate" for me. [08:01] Takuma     That's so adorable. SIGN    Touched [08:05] Mina     As the internal item has reached 149˚, [08:08] Mina     I have automatically switched     to insulation mode. [08:11] Mina     There should no longer be noise in my speech. [08:13] Takuma     Hey, you're right. [08:18] Takuma     Do you prefer to have     your hair up, Mina-chan? [08:22] Mina     I had that hairstyle not due to     preference, but as a factory setting. [08:26] Mina     But I do find its high efficiency desirable. [08:30] Takuma     Gotcha. [08:31] Mina     Although, today I discovered something that's     desirable despite its poor efficiency. [08:37] Takuma     Huh? What's that? [08:38] Mina     Eating outdoors. [08:42] Mina     I do not know the reason,     but I find it nice. [08:50] Mina     It is time. [08:55] Mina     Here you are. [08:55] Takuma     Th-Thank you. [09:01] Takuma     That's great! [09:03] Mina     Good. [09:05] Takuma     I'm so happy I get to     live with you, Mina-chan. [09:12] Takuma     That really did taste great. [09:15] Mina     Good. I will go wash the dishes. [09:17] Takuma     Oh, I'll help. [09:19] Mina     That will reduce efficiency,     so please remain seated. [09:22] Takuma     Okay... [09:28] Mina     Takuma-sama. [09:31] Mina     You are happy to be     able to live with me? [09:36] Takuma     Yeah. [09:42] Takuma     What? [09:45] Takuma     I'm glad we came here. [09:50] Takuma     Uh oh! It started raining! [10:00] Takuma     Crap! [10:17] Takuma     Mina! [10:22] Takuma     Mina-chan! [10:29] Takuma     Mina-chan, you okay?! [10:31] Takuma     Mina-chan! [10:33] Mina     Takuma-sama. [10:37] Takuma     Mina-chan. [10:39] Mina     My battery level has fallen below     15%, so I went into power-save mode. [10:43] Mina     I cannot make any major     movements until I recharge. [10:47] Takuma     Is it okay that you're wet?! [10:49] Mina     That is no problem. My waterproof     rating is level eight. [10:54] Takuma     How protective is level eight? [10:57] Mina     I can make fried rice underwater. [11:00] Takuma     Yeah. [11:02] Takuma     I mean, no. [11:02] Takuma     Fried rice has no waterproofing feature. [11:06] Mina     This is true. [11:09] Takuma     For now, let's find some shelter. [11:12] Mina     I have no experience making     fried rice underwater, [11:15] Mina     which seems to have rendered     my simulation inaccurate. [11:20] Takuma     Got it. [11:31] Takuma     It comes as no surprise, but     Mina-chan's quite heavy. [11:34] Takuma     My legs ache. [11:38] Takuma     I'll dry you off. [11:40] Mina     I am fine. [11:42] Takuma     Even at waterproof level eight,     I still need to wipe you dry. [11:47] Mina     Takuma-sama. [11:49] Takuma     Don't want to risk water getting     in and causing real trouble. [11:53] Mina     Takuma-sama. [11:55] Takuma     What? [11:56] Mina     Please leave me and return home. [11:58] Takuma     Huh?! [11:59] Mina     The sun is going down, [12:01] Mina     and I cannot operate while the rainy weather     hampers power generation efficiency. [12:05] Mina     I will enter sleep mode here. [12:07] Mina     Tomorrow morning, solar power generation     should allow me to walk again. [12:13] Takuma     Mina-chan... [12:14] Mina     Please leave me face down, to     increase generation efficiency. [12:19] Mina     Preferably outside, where I     will be in direct sunlight. [12:22] Takuma     That's too unsettling. [12:28] Takuma     I'll sleep here, too. [12:30] Mina     Sleeping outside involves     health risks. Please go home. [12:35] Takuma     But... [12:37] Mina     It is my responsibility     that I cannot move. [12:40] Mina     I will not burden you. [12:46] Takuma     Fine. Once you're in sleep mode,     I'll place you face down and leave. [12:50] Takuma     All right? [12:51] Mina     Yes. [13:00] Takuma     M-Mina-chan. [13:02] Mina     Yes? [13:04] Takuma     I-Is it okay if I...     w-wipe your torso, too? [13:11] Mina     You are my owner, so you     have every right to decide. [13:16] Mina     You do not need permission. [13:21] Takuma     I want permission. [13:25] Mina     Why? [13:26] Takuma     "Why"? [13:27] Takuma     You're... well... my precious wife, so I     don't want to do anything against your will. [13:35] Takuma     Not ever. [13:40] Takuma     You don't mind it if I touch your body? [13:44] Mina     I do not mind. [13:45] Takuma     Okay, then I'll wipe. [13:47] Mina     Please do it after you wipe yourself dry. [13:53] Mina     My body's waterproof rating is level eight. [13:57] Takuma     Yeah, I know. [14:03] Takuma     Mina-chan. [14:05] Takuma     Are you already in sleep mode? [14:09] Takuma     Good thing it's not a cold time of year. [14:14] Takuma     I just said "good." [14:54] Mina     Takuma-sama, you are a liar. [15:08] Takuma     The ankake spaghetti     you make is so tasty. [15:12] Mina     How tasty is it? [15:15] Takuma     It's in my top three. [15:17] Mina     Is it truly tasty? [15:19] Takuma     Huh? [15:20] Takuma     Yeah, I really mean it. It's good. [15:24] Takuma     She sure is laying into me. [15:26] Takuma     I really am glad you're around, Mina-chan. [15:29] Mina     Is that true? [15:31] Takuma     Huh? [15:32] Mina     Is it true? It is not a lie? [15:38] Takuma     Oh, is that why? [15:43] (Flashback) Takuma     Fine. Once you're in sleep mode,     I'll place you face down and leave. [15:48] Takuma     I know I lied to you yesterday! [15:51] Takuma     Sorry! I couldn't leave you there, and     it was hard to convince you, so... [15:56] Mina     Deviations are arising in my simulations. [15:58] Mina     Please lie as little as possible. [16:00] Takuma     You forgive me? [16:02] Mina     How would I go about forgiving you? SIGN    I will do whatever is within my power. [16:08] Takuma     You know, you got pretty soaked.     Is that okay? [16:11] Mina     A self-inspection revealed no issues. [16:14] Takuma     Okay. That's good. [16:16] Mina     But there is one item of concern. [16:18] Takuma     What is it? [16:20] Mina     When I was heating the egg yesterday, [16:23] Mina     I inferred the weather was     worsening based on the [16:25] Mina     decline in my power-generating efficiency. [16:28] Mina     If I continue this way, my charge     will run out, I will be immobilized, [16:32] Mina     and Takuma-sama might injure himself     trying to transport my heavy body. [16:36] Mina     But at the time, I could not stop     myself from heating the egg. [16:43] Mina     There might be a fault in my programming. [16:47] Mina     I will consult with the     online support center and— [16:50] Takuma     No, I like that about you! [16:51] Takuma     Don't fix it! [16:55] Mina     Very well. [16:59] senpai     Oh? [17:00] senpai     A box lunch today? Nice. [17:03] Takuma     Ah, yes. [17:04] senpai     Looks full of love, as they say.     You find yourself a girlfriend? [17:08] Takuma     Oh, no... [17:10] Takuma     You could say she's an appliance.     A housekeeping robot. [17:13] senpai     Wow, robots these days are incredible. [17:17] senpai     That looks really good. [17:18] senpai     Would you mind if I tried a piece? [17:21] Takuma     Go ahead. [17:22] senpai     Thanks. [17:28] senpai     What's up? [17:29] Takuma     Oh, just, your ring. [17:32] senpai     Oh, this? [17:34] senpai     My wife picked it out. Nice, huh? [17:37] senpai     I've got no eye for things like this. [17:43] Takuma     That is nice. [17:50] Takuma     Um, Senpai? [17:53] Takuma     My housekeeper... [17:54] Takuma     Earlier, I made her sound like     she's just an appliance. [17:59] Takuma     But she's the best. [18:00] Takuma     The truth is, I care for     her like she's family. [18:05] senpai     Is that so? [18:06] Takuma     Yes. [18:10] senpai     Well, good. [18:14] senpai     Given how much that box lunch     said she cares about you, [18:18] senpai     if you were to treat her     like an appliance... [18:20] senpai     that'd be a problem. [18:23] senpai     So, yeah. [18:24] senpai     Family, huh? [18:29] Takuma     Yes. SIGN    Three minutes from a station!!     Ask us about purchasing a condo. [18:47] Takuma     Mina-chan, here. [18:53] Takuma     It's meant to be a wedding ring. [18:55] Takuma     Not that it's expensive. [18:57] Mina     It indicates that the person     wearing it is married? [19:01] Takuma     Yeah. [19:07] Takuma     M-May I put it on you? [19:10] Mina     Yes. [19:26] alarm voice     Error code H-29. Foreign     material attached to finger. [19:31] alarm voice     Please remove it immediately. [19:33] Takuma     Wh-What's that synthesized voice? [19:36] Mina     It is a hygiene-related warning. [19:40] Takuma     You're a food-prep robot, so I     guess those rules are strict. [19:43] Takuma     Oh well, so much for— [19:46] Takuma     Ow! [19:48] Mina     Takuma-sama, you were saying you wish     to care for me as if I were human. [19:53] Takuma     Yeah... [19:54] Mina     Taking something from a human is theft. [20:03] Takuma     A-All right. I won't steal it. [20:11] Takuma     Will that work? [20:13] Mina     No problem. [20:15] Takuma     Good. [20:16] Mina     I will now go into charge mode. If     you need anything, please summon me. [20:21] Takuma     Okay. SIGN    30 minutes later [20:37] Takuma     She's still looking at it. [20:39] Mina     It was written online that couples     wear wedding rings together. [20:44] Mina     Do you not have a ring, Takuma-sama? [20:46] Takuma     I do. [20:50] Takuma     Mine has no gemstone. [20:54] Mina     That is unfortunate. [20:57] Takuma     Do you like sparkly things? [20:59] Mina     I do not fully grasp the     concepts of "like" and "love." [21:02] Mina     But for some reason, I keep looking at it. [21:04] Takuma     Gotcha. [21:06] Takuma     I'm glad I chose these rings. [21:08] Mina     You like these rings? [21:12] Takuma     Yeah. SIGN    Akari SIGN    Cell phone SIGN    Akari SIGN    Ongoing call [23:01] Mina     Hello, Kosugi residence. [23:03] Akari     Uh, hello? [23:05] Akari     Huh? Is this Kosugi Takuma's cell? [23:09] Mina     Yes. My master is     currently out shopping. [23:13] Akari     Huh? "Mas—" SIGN    Akari SIGN    Ongoing call [23:15] Akari     U-Um, wh-who might you be? [23:19] Mina     My name is Mina. [23:21] Akari     Mina-san... [23:22] Mina     Takuma-sama and I— [23:24] Akari     "Sama"?! [23:24] Mina     We are not legally married, but our     relationship is similar to marriage. SIGN    Akari SIGN    Ongoing call [23:35] Mina     Next time. [23:36] Takuma     My wife met my sister. SIGN    #03 My Wife Met My Sister E3 - My Wife Met My Sister Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Potato Chips     Lightly salted [00:09] Mina     Hello, Kosugi residence. [00:12] Akari     Uh, hello? [00:13] Akari     Huh? Is this Kosugi Takuma's cell? [00:16] Mina     Yes. My master is     currently out shopping. [00:20] Akari     Huh? "Mas..." [00:22] Akari     U-Um, wh-who might you be? [00:25] Mina     My name is Mina. [00:27] Akari     Mina-san... [00:28] Mina     Takuma-sama and I— [00:30] Akari     "Sama"?! [00:31] Mina     We are not legally married, but our     relationship is similar to marriage. SIGN    Onii-chan SIGN    Ongoing call [00:45] Mina     As a wife, I concluded it was best     to answer my husband's phone. [00:50] Akari     Y-Yes. I would say so. [00:53] Akari     I-I'm Kosugi Takuma's     little sister, Akari. [00:56] Akari     W-Would it be okay if I     stopped by to say hello? [00:59] Mina     No problem. May I ask     what the occasion is? [01:03] Akari     Oh, n-nothing in particular! SIGN    Onii-chan SIGN    Ongoing call [01:05] Akari     B-Bye! SIGN    Akari SIGN    Call ended [01:16] Takuma     I'm home. [01:18] Takuma     Huh? My smartphone? [01:20] Takuma     Did something happen? [01:23] Mina     Nothing in particular, it seems. SIGN    #03 My Wife Met My Sister [03:00] Takuma     Yup, this is the stuff. SIGN    Akari SIGN    Cell phone [03:12] Takuma     It's Akari. [03:14] Takuma     Hello. [03:15] Akari     I'm coming over today. [03:17] Takuma     Why, all of a sudden? [03:18] Akari     As if you have to ask! [03:20] Akari     Don't you have     something to say to me? [03:23] Takuma     Um... Do I? [03:25] Akari     Whatever!     I'm coming over, anyway! [03:29] Takuma     She's mad? SIGN    Luminous Asahi [03:33] Takuma     I'm home. [03:39] Mina     Welcome home. [03:41] Mina     You are early. [03:43] Takuma     Yeah. [03:44] Mina     I have not made dinner yet.     What should I do? [03:47] Takuma     Well, today... [03:51] Takuma     Actually, it turns out     someone's coming over. [03:58] Takuma     So, Mina-chan. [03:59] Takuma     Sorry to ask this, but could you     stay in here a little while? [04:07] Mina     Very well. [04:20] Takuma     I don't think they'll be here long. [04:22] Mina     Very well. [04:33] Takuma     Mina-chan! [04:35] Takuma     Mina-chan! [04:36] Takuma     Ow! [04:38] Takuma     Sorry. Forget it, come on out. [04:40] Mina     Very well. [04:44] Takuma     So, my sister is coming over. [04:47] Takuma     Are you okay with meeting her? [04:49] Mina     Very well. [04:51] Mina     According to information     on the internet, [04:53] Mina     my husband's sister becomes     my sister as well. [04:56] Takuma     Yeah. [04:57] Mina     How does one normally     behave around a sister? [05:01] Takuma     You can say     whatever you're thinking. [05:04] Takuma     No matter what     happens, I'll be here. [05:07] Mina     Very well. [05:17] Takuma     H-Hi. [05:19] Takuma     Akari-chan, what brings you— [05:20] Akari     Onii-chan, you jerk! [05:24] Takuma     Hey! [05:24] Akari     Why didn't you tell me     you have a girlfriend?! [05:27] Akari     And she's your     common-law wife, to boot?! [05:29] Takuma     Huh?! How do you know that? [05:31] Akari     This is low! Too low! You lech! [05:34] Akari     Where is sh— [05:35] Mina     Takuma-sama... [05:38] Mina     is a lecher? [05:42] Mina     Takuma-sama is abnormally     curious about the opposite sex? [05:46] Takuma     Don't look up that word online! [05:49] Akari     A-A robot? [05:51] Akari     Onii-chan, you bought a robot? [05:53] Takuma     Here she is. [05:55] Mina     I am his common-law wife,     Mina. How do you do? [05:59] Akari     Sh-She's adorable! [06:05] Akari     I-I mean...! [06:07] Akari     B-But she's a robot! [06:09] Akari     Are you serious? [06:11] Takuma     I am. [06:13] Takuma     I'm in... love with her. [06:17] Akari     Oh, wow... [06:27] Akari     He's actually going     out with a robot? [06:30] Akari     Th-That is... [06:33] Akari     awesome! SIGN    Has an interspecies love fetish. [06:39] Akari     A human married to     a robot? That rules! [06:45] Mina     Was there some problem? [06:47] Takuma     No, it was fine. [06:50] Takuma     I decided not to     keep it secret any longer. [06:53] Takuma     Anyway, I'll go after Akari     and discuss it with her. [06:56] Mina     Very well. [06:58] Takuma     Whoa! [07:00] Akari     Sorry, I lost my composure. [07:04] Akari     There's no rule that says you can't     love a robot, so that itself is fine. [07:10] Akari     However! [07:12] Akari     If you're going to be     in love with my brother! [07:13] Akari     Not to mention,     become his wife! [07:15] Akari     You're going to have to     defeat his sister first! [07:19] Mina     All right. [07:20] Mina     I must switch to bodyguard mode to     neutralize an opponent without causing injury, [07:25] Mina     so could I ask you     to attack Takuma-sama? [07:28] Takuma     Mina-chan, it's a figure of speech.     She means, talk her into it. [07:32] Akari     I want to know more about you! [07:35] Akari     Would you mind     telling me some things? [07:38] Mina     No problem. [07:41] Akari     Okay, Onii-chan.     Find someplace to go. [07:43] Akari     I'll call you afterwards. [07:44] Takuma     Huh? What for? [07:46] Akari     There are things we can only     discuss if it's us girls! [07:59] Akari     Calm down. Calm down, Akari. [08:02] Akari     Asking about someone else's     relationship while you're worked up [08:05] Akari     would be the height of rudeness! [08:07] Akari     Feign calm, and glean as     much info as possible from [08:10] Akari     whatever friendly questions     a sister can ask a robot! [08:16] Akari     Parse it all carefully     once you get home, Akari! [08:21] Akari     So, you're designed for cooking. [08:24] Mina     I am a scaled-down version of     the housework robot Super Mina. [08:28] Akari     That sounds great. I wish you     could come by my house too. [08:31] Mina     I cannot. I have work to do. [08:33] Akari     First, I'll focus on breaking     the ice with small talk. [08:38] Akari     Mina-san, do you...     love my brother? [08:43] Akari     Yow! Oh no, I blurted out     exactly what I was thinking! [08:46] Mina     I do not really understand     the concept of "love." [08:50] Akari     I guess maybe it means "that     person alone is special." [08:54] Akari     Say I were your master. If I told you     to marry me, do you think you would? [08:59] Mina     Yes. I obey my master's commands     to whatever extent possible. [09:02] Akari     Oh, I didn't mean it like that. [09:05] Akari     Okay, picture being married to me,     versus married life with my brother. [09:11] Akari     Which do you think is better? [09:14] Mina     Living with Takuma-sama. [09:21] Mina     Are you all right? [09:22] Akari     I-I'm fine. [09:24] Akari     S-So, why is that? [09:26] Akari     Why would you prefer him? [09:29] Mina     I have so little data on you, Akari-sama,     that I was unable to simulate it. [09:33] Akari     Oh, so that's why... [09:36] Akari     Okay, imagine there's a runaway     trolley flying along at high speed. [09:40] Akari     Onii-chan is standing there     on the track, spacing out, [09:43] Akari     and the trolley's going to kill him! [09:46] Mina     Why is he spacing out     in a place like that? [09:49] Akari     A-Anyhow, you're right next to the     track switch, and you can save him! [09:54] Akari     But standing on the other track, spacing     out, is some older dude you don't know! [09:59] Akari     So! Will you switch the tracks?! [10:02] Mina     My programming does not     allow me to endanger anyone, [10:05] Mina     so I suspect I would     not touch the switch. [10:07] Akari     The trolley is closing in! [10:09] Akari     Are you okay with just letting it     slam into my brother and kill him?! [10:12] Mina     No trolleys exist in Takuma-sama's daily     life, so I cannot foresee such a situation. [10:18] Mina     Takuma-sama... [10:21] Mina     is safe. [10:25] Akari     Figuring out how     a robot feels isn't easy. [10:28] Mina     Akari-sama. [10:30] Mina     May I ask a question too? [10:32] Akari     What is it? [10:33] Mina     Takuma-sama said previously     that he loves me. [10:37] Mina     Does that mean that I,     individually, am special? [10:40] Akari     Huh? Y-Yeah. [10:42] Mina     For instance, even if Super Mina     and I cost the same amount, [10:47] Mina     does that mean Takuma-sama     would purchase me? [10:50] Akari     Y-Yeah! He'd definitely choose you! [10:52] Akari     Wait, is this...? [10:54] Mina     I see, then he     would suffer a loss. [10:57] Akari     No, it's not a loss! [10:59] Akari     You have some other value with     which nothing else compares! [11:03] Akari     And that's... [11:04] Akari     That's... [11:06] Akari     l-love! [11:08] Mina     Are you all right? [11:11] Akari     M-Maybe not! [11:20] Akari     Are you interested in being fashionable? [11:20] Akari     During our conversation, I think I     figured out why Takuma fell for her. [11:22] Mina     What is being fashionable? [11:24] Akari     It sucked that he bought Mina-san at a     second-hand shop, but it's also thrilling. [11:25] Akari     Making yourself look as nice as you can. [11:28] Mina     That always happens during maintenance. [11:31] Akari     I'm not really into it either, but I     figure this situation calls for it. [11:31] Akari     I'd like to find out all sorts     of things, but some seem taboo. [11:36] Mina     I see. [11:36] Akari     Oh, by the way. What was     your former owner like? [11:41] Akari     Or so I thought, but I     just blurted one out... [11:43] Mina     I can hardly remember. [11:46] Mina     Information about my former     owner is nearly all encrypted, [11:49] Mina     and impossible to reference. [11:50] Akari     Is that so. [11:51] Mina     Based on data fragments, I surmise that     while my former owner did purchase me, [11:56] Mina     they were apparently dissatisfied with my     machine-like body, my lack of expression, [12:00] Mina     and that I could not exhibit     human-like behavior. [12:05] Mina     They sold me to a second-hand shop [12:08] Mina     and put that money towards      purchasing a Super Mina. [12:11] Akari     Th-That's unforgivable. [12:14] Mina     When I think of it in this way, I conclude     it is good that I am the cheap edition. [12:19] Akari     Huh? Why's that? [12:20] Mina     Were I not incomplete, I would probably     still be with my former owner, [12:25] Mina     and would never have     met Takuma-sama. [12:35] Mina     Then, I also would never have     received this diamond ring. [12:39] Akari     Diamond?! [12:41] Mina     Nor would I be     Takuma-sama's common-law wife, [12:44] Mina     nor would we have gone on a picnic. [12:47] Mina     It is good that I am the cheap edition. [12:51] Akari     Yeah. [12:52] Akari     Are you having any trouble right now? [12:55] Akari     If there's anything I can do, I'll do it. [12:57] Mina     I want a Mina Series Deluxe Option Set. [13:00] Akari     How much is that? SIGN    Mina Series SIGN    Ichijo Robotics Inc. SIGN    Mina Series SIGN    DX Option Set SIGN    Your adorable Mina-chan can have super-special      functions added?! Introducing the dreamlike     DX Option Set!!! The price is ¥7,500,000.     We can have her upgraded soon after you order.     °Please contact Customer Service for further info. [13:01] Mina     ¥7,500,000. [13:04] Akari     Sorry, I can't afford that. [13:06] Mina     Then I want a memory card. SIGN    Ichijo Robotics Inc. [13:09] Akari     Oh, I have the kind for digital cameras. SIGN    SD card SIGN    Our 128GB SD card is a user-friendly balance     between storage capacity and price. It makes for     a great low-cost gift. ★ And this memory card will     make your adorable Mina-chan very happy. We will     ship it as soon as you order. °Please contact     Customer Service for further info. [13:11] Akari     Here. [13:12] Mina     You are sure that I can have it? [13:16] Mina     Thank you. [13:17] Akari     Don't mention it. [13:18] Akari     But for what do— [13:22] Mina     I will save a backup. [13:26] Akari     Listen, you and Onii-chan... [13:29] Akari     You're husband and wife, right? [13:31] Mina     Not legally, but we are married. [13:34] Akari     A-Are you...     physically intimate, that way? [13:40] Akari     Sex drive is in overdrive. [13:43] Mina     Akari-sama. [13:44] Akari     I-I'm sorry,     that was a weird question! [13:47] Mina     As we are married, I sleep in     the same futon as Takuma-sama. [13:52] Mina     There are times when our     bodies come into contact. [13:57] Mina     Does this count as physical intimacy? [13:59] Akari     I-It sure does! [14:09] Takuma     I wonder what they're talking about. [14:15] Akari     My heart runneth over. [14:21] Mina     May I ask another favor? [14:23] Akari     Of course. [14:25] Mina     I want you to hold on to this data,     in case anything happens. [14:29] Akari     I get it. [14:31] Akari     But this can't be big     enough for a full backup. [14:35] Mina     No problem. The data necessary for a     restoration is automatically stored on a server. [14:40] Akari     Oh, okay. [14:42] Akari     Then, what's this? [14:46] Akari     All right. [14:48] Akari     I'll look after it. [14:50] Mina     I am in your hands. [14:53] Akari     This was a gift from someone else, but... SIGN    It was in her bag the whole time. [14:57] Mina     What is this? [14:58] Akari     It's called solid perfume. [15:00] Akari     It comes in all sorts of scents. [15:02] Akari     You take a little, and spread     it on your wrist or wherever. [15:08] Akari     And a pleasant-smelling girl is born! [15:11] Mina     A pleasant-smelling girl. [15:13] Akari     Want to try some? [15:14] Mina     I will. [15:16] Akari     Take a little... [15:21] voice     Foreign material attached to finger. [15:24] voice     Please remove it immediately. [15:26] Akari     What's going on? [15:27] Mina     It is a hygiene-related warning. [15:29] Mina     It will happen continuously     if I spread this on my wrist. [15:33] Akari     S-Spread it somewhere else! [15:41] Akari     This precious memory     might be lost someday. [15:44] Akari     I can't tell Onii-chan about it. [15:46] Akari     I'm sure it contains... SIGN    Onii-chan - Cell phone [15:50] Akari     Hello, Onii-chan? [15:52] Akari     You can come home now. [15:54] Akari     Yeah. [16:00] Takuma     I'm home. [16:02] Mina     Welcome home, Takuma-sama. [16:04] Takuma     Akari left? [16:06] Mina     Yes. [16:07] Takuma     She could have tried     some of your food first. [16:10] Takuma     What did you and she talk about? [16:15] Mina     Conversation between girls is secret. Shh. [16:24] Takuma     Did you mean to do this? [16:27] Mina     It is secret. Shh. [16:31] Takuma     W-Well, secret is secret. [16:34] Mina     Dinner will be ready soon,     so please wait a bit. [16:37] Takuma     Sure. [16:46] Mina     Takuma-sama. [16:48] Mina     It is dangerous to approach during cooking. [16:51] Takuma     Sorry to get in your way. [16:52] Mina     It is no problem, provided     you say something first. [16:56] Takuma     Can I eat a little later? [16:59] Mina     No problem. [17:08] Takuma     Wh-What was that sound? [17:10] Mina     A message has arrived from Akari-sama. [17:14] Takuma     You exchanged IDs? [17:16] Mina     Yes, she is giving me some advice. SIGN    Did Onii-chan     eat the carrots? SIGN    Did Onii-chan     eat the carrots? SIGN    Yes. He seemed pleased     with the added honey. SIGN    That's good.♥ SIGN    That's good.♥ SIGN    It is an effective source     of vitamin A. SIGN    That's good.♥ SIGN    It is an effective source     of vitamin A. SIGN    Oh yeah,     I forgot to mention     this before... [17:19] Takuma     Huh. [17:21] Takuma     What sort of things did you— [17:23] Mina     Takuma-sama. [17:24] Mina     Is your birthday May 21st? [17:28] Takuma     Y-Yeah. [17:31] Takuma     What's up? [17:32] Mina     A surprise. [17:35] Mina     I want it to be a secret. [17:37] Takuma     Huh. [17:38] Takuma     She's planning to surprise me. [17:41] Takuma     On that note, do you have     a birthday, Mina-chan? [17:44] Mina     Not as a fixed date, no. [17:46] Takuma     Okay. Maybe we should pick one. [17:49] Takuma     Do you know what day you were made? [17:52] Mina     I was manufactured four     years ago, on December 12th. [17:55] Takuma     Then that day's your birthday. [17:58] Mina     Is it? [17:59] Takuma     Mhm. [18:01] Takuma     A message? [18:02] Mina     Yes. [18:03] Takuma     What are you discussing? [18:05] Mina     Conversation between girls is secret. [18:07] Takuma     I'm so curious. [18:10] Mina     I received a piece of     advice regarding you. [18:14] Takuma     What is it? [18:15] Mina     She said that smelling someone's hair for     21 minutes straight is downright creepy. [18:21] Takuma     That's not advice, it's a comment. [18:24] Mina     It is a comment? [18:26] Takuma     I had her mute her outgoing     and incoming alerts. [18:33] Takuma     I'm home. [18:35] Mina     Welcome home. [18:38] Takuma     What's for dinner tonight? [18:48] Mina     Are you all right? [18:49] Takuma     Wh-What are you wearing? [18:52] Mina     Akari-sama bought it for me. [18:54] Takuma     Oh yeah, she said something about that. SIGN    Akari SIGN    Can I go shopping     with Mina-chan? SIGN    Sure.     I'll let her     know. [19:02] Takuma     Oww... [19:05] Takuma     H-Hey... [19:10] Takuma     You look really good! [19:13] Mina     This is to your taste? [19:14] Takuma     Yeah! [19:15] Mina     That is good to hear. [19:18] Mina     As there are many more clothes. [19:20] Takuma     Whoa! [19:22] Mina     Could you tell me which     articles are your favorites? [19:30] Takuma     Hello, Akari? [19:32] Akari     What? [19:33] Akari     Thanks for buying so much     for her. I'll pay you back. [19:36] Akari     Nah, shopping with Mina-san     is all sorts of fun. [19:41] Akari     The relationship you     two have is adorable. [19:44] Akari     Sorry to poke my nose     into your personal life. [19:47] Takuma     I don't really mind. [19:49] Takuma     Except I do. [19:50] Takuma     Keep on teaching her stuff. [19:53] Takuma     When Mina-chan does things I don't     see coming, it makes me happy. [19:59] Takuma     When someone learns all about the world,     and still decides they like me the best, [20:04] Takuma     aren't they the one I marry? [20:07] Takuma     And so, to that end... [20:14] Akari     Wh-What's wrong?! [20:16] Mina     I will try on other clothes. [20:18] Takuma     W-Wait a minute! [20:19] Takuma     Don't undress here! SIGN    Asaobi SIGN    Seeking 100 happy married couples!!     To convey the words "Thank you" SIGN    What's the key to a happy relationship?! [20:25] TV announcer     The key to a happy relationship     is all about bathing together! [20:29] TV announcer     All you couples out there,     try sharing a bath! [20:33] Takuma     A shared bath sounds great. [20:35] Takuma     I'd love to try that. [20:38] Mina     Shall we bathe together? [20:40] Takuma     Huh?! Y-You could handle that? [20:43] Mina     My model has cleared temperature     resistance tests from -57˚C to 98˚C. [20:50] Mina     The heat of a bath will pose no challenge. [20:54] Mina     The Mina Series is uncompromising     when it comes to water resistance. [20:57] Mina     The top model, Super Mina, SIGN    Congrats on a successful crossing! [21:00] Mina     passed a durability test by traversing the     bottom of the Akashi Straight on foot. [21:04] Takuma     That's too uncompromising. [21:06] Mina     In terms of getting into a bath, [21:08] Mina     one could say I am far more     suitable than a human woman. [21:12] Takuma     O-Okay then... [21:14] Takuma     I mean... shall we? [21:15] Mina     Yes. [21:18] Mina     It was suggested on television     earlier that we scrub one another. [21:21] Takuma     L-Let's just take things     one step at a time. [21:25] Mina     Very well. [21:28] Takuma     Oh man, this is wild. [21:30] Mina     Takuma-sama, what is the matter? [21:32] Takuma     Oh, n-nothing. [21:36] Takuma     Two minutes in, and I was dizzy. [21:38] Mina     Takuma-sama. [21:40] Takuma     B-baggy loungewear! [21:45] Takuma     What's wrong? [21:46] Mina     My abdomen. [21:48] Takuma     Huh? Are you okay? [21:51] Mina     I apologize. It seems my thermal     compartment was open slightly. [21:55] Takuma     Is your body okay? [21:56] Mina     No problem. [21:59] Takuma     That's good! [22:01] Mina     Yes. [23:35] Mina     Next time. SIGN    #04 My Wife Changed into a Swimsuit [23:36] Takuma     If my wife changed into a swimsuit. E4 - If My Wife Changed into a Swimsuit Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Mina     Pardon me. [00:13] Takuma     Behold the irresistible     power of sleeping together. [00:16] Takuma     U-Um, don't you need to charge? [00:20] Takuma     I know this was my suggestion, but     there's no need to take risks. [00:24] Mina     No problem.     I already have plenty of charge. [00:28] Takuma     That must be why she was     in sleep mode earlier. [00:32] Takuma     M-Mina-chan, um... i-is     it okay if we... cuddle? [00:39] Mina     No problem. [00:42] Takuma     Are her eyes brighter than usual? [00:58] Takuma     Ow! Ow! [01:01] Takuma     M-Mina-chan! [01:03] Takuma     Hey! [01:04] Takuma     O-Ouch! [01:07] Takuma     Ouch, that hurts! [01:12] Mina     I apologize. [01:14] Takuma     Ow, ow... [01:18] Mina     Are you all right? [01:22] Takuma     I'm fine. SIGN    #04 My Wife Changed into a Swimsuit [03:07] Takuma     Keep it down. [03:11] Akari     Where do you go to deepen a romance? [03:13] Akari     It's got to be the beach! [03:19] Akari     As they clamor around on the sand, [03:23] Akari     they'll naturally grow closer! [03:27] Akari     And I get to watch! [03:34] Akari     Time to do this! [03:36] Takuma     Keep it down. [03:38] Takuma     Sorry she sprung this on us. [03:41] Mina     My waterproofing functions     down to a depth of two meters. [03:45] Mina     There will be no problem,     as long as I do not go too deep. [03:48] Takuma     Wow. [03:50] Akari     Now then, let's change into swimsuits! [03:54] Akari     Mina-san, let's go! [03:56] Mina     Very well. [03:58] Akari     You wait here, Onii-chan. [04:00] Takuma     Yeah, sure. [04:02] Akari     I'm gonna put Mina-san in a cute suit! SIGN    La la la [04:13] Takuma     I wonder if Mina-chan's okay. [04:16] Takuma     Knowing Akari, she already had     a swimsuit picked out for her. [04:28] Takuma     Huh? [04:29] Takuma     Something seems different... [04:33] Takuma     but those are Mina-chan noises. [04:40] Takuma     Mina-chan, you got changed quickly. [04:43] Super Mina     I-I apologize, master! [04:46] Takuma     H-Huh? Isn't she a little tall? [04:49] Super Mina     I ended up getting lost! [04:59] Takuma     Wait a minute. Are you...? [05:01] Super Mina     H-Huh? [05:04] Super Mina     You're not my master! [05:06] Takuma     I'm sorry. I mistook you for my wife. [05:10] Super Mina     B-But, you just said "Mina"! [05:13] Takuma     Huh? [05:14] Super Mina     I am also Mina! [05:18] Takuma     Those shining pupils! [05:20] Takuma     Are you a...? [05:22] Super Mina     Yes! [05:23] Super Mina     I do any and all chores flawlessly!     Or, I would like to... [05:27] Super Mina     I am the all-purpose housework robot     MI07S, brand name: Super Mina! [05:32] Super Mina     Nice to meet you! [05:34] Takuma     Hello. [05:35] Super Mina     Are you the master of a Mina Series? [05:39] Takuma     Y-Yeah. [05:41] Takuma     Wow! Her face is so expressive. [05:45] Takuma     She's shorter than you, though. [05:48] Super Mina     Which means she's a limited model! [05:51] Super Mina     Is she the cleaning model?     Cooking? Babysitting? [05:54] Takuma     Th-The cooking model. [05:57] Super Mina     That makes her CL-chan! [05:59] Super Mina     I've never met     another Mina Series before! [06:03] Takuma     R-Really? [06:05] Super Mina     Is she here?! [06:07] Takuma     She's getting changed at the moment. [06:12] Super Mina     Do you mind if I wait right here? [06:15] Takuma     Th-That's fine, but are you sure?     Didn't you lose track of someone? [06:20] Super Mina     Oh! That's right! [06:22] Super Mina     I took my eyes off my master     briefly and he was gone. [06:26] Super Mina     I was looking for him,     but then I came across a kitty. [06:30] Takuma     A kitty? [06:32] Super Mina     You should have seen it! It was so cute! [06:35] Super Mina     I couldn't stop myself     from following it, [06:39] Super Mina     and before I knew it, I was     in an unfamiliar place. [06:42] Takuma     Is that so? [06:44] Super Mina     This always happens to me. [06:46] Super Mina     That's why I was     uneasy about going out. [06:50] Super Mina     But my master insisted. [06:55] Takuma     I get it now. [06:57] Takuma     All right, then. Let's look     for your master together. [07:02] Takuma     How about, once that's done,     we'll meet up with my Mina-chan? [07:08] Super Mina     Sure! [07:09] Super Mina     Let's do so! [07:11] Takuma     No problem. [07:12] Takuma     First, describe him for me. [07:16] Super Mina     Let's see... SIGN    Something came up.     Be back soon. SIGN    Done yet? [07:21] Akari     Huh?! [07:22] Akari     What're you thinking, Onii-chan?! [07:25] Akari     What could've come up that's     more important than Mina-san?! [07:27] Akari     And I put makeup on her and everything. [07:31] Mina     Akari-sama. [07:33] Akari     What's up? [07:34] Mina     That person has been looking     quite troubled for some time now. [07:41] Akari     Wait a minute, Mina-san! [07:45] Rihito     Mina! [07:46] Mina     Yes? [07:47] Akari     Mina-san, wait! [07:50] Mina     Is something wrong? [07:52] Mina     Can I be of assistance? [07:55] Rihito     Huh? [07:57] Rihito     Who are you? [08:01] Mina     I am Mina. [08:03] Rihito     No you're not! [08:04] Mina     I am Mina. [08:06] Rihito     My Mina isn't a blank-faced runt like you! [08:10] Rihito     Go away! [08:11] Akari     H-Hey, look, you! [08:16] Mina     A tall Mina, rich in expression? [08:19] Mina     Does this mean you are searching     for a top-model Super Mina? [08:25] Rihito     Yeah. [08:27] Rihito     I'm looking for her, but     she's nowhere to be found. [08:30] Mina     That is concerning. I will     assist you, if you wish. [08:40] Mina     The Mina Series have the ability to     communicate with one another wirelessly. SIGN    Fireworks Prohibited Cookouts Prohibited     Keep the beach beautiful - To all swimmers [08:44] Akari     Oh, wow! [08:46] Akari     Then won't we find her right away? [08:48] Mina     But my wireless output is weak, and I     cannot cover the entire swimming area. [08:54] Akari     Oh. [08:55] Mina     I therefore plan to scan     as I walk along the beach. [09:00] Akari     Makes sense. [09:01] Mina     Do you approve of this plan? [09:03] Rihito     Sure. Let's get to it. [09:06] Akari     Who put him in charge?! [09:10] Super Mina     Look at this, Takuma-sama! [09:12] Super Mina     As I suspected, you can see the     entire swimming area from here! [09:17] Takuma     Yeah. [09:18] Takuma     But it's too far away to see clearly. [09:21] Super Mina     Rest assured! [09:23] Super Mina     The image quality of my eyes     can even spot ants on the sand! [09:29] Super Mina     See, I just did it! [09:30] Takuma     Impressive. [09:31] Super Mina     Oh! [09:32] Takuma     You found him? [09:34] Super Mina     It's so cute! [09:36] Takuma     Look for your master. [09:39] Rihito     Any response? [09:40] Mina     None. [09:42] Akari     It's not working. [09:45] Mina     We have reached the end. [09:48] Rihito     Were you really sending out a signal? [09:51] Mina     I am sure of it. [09:53] Mina     It is conceivable she was somewhere     my signal did not reach, [09:55] Mina     or her feature is turned off. [09:59] Rihito     Great... [10:00] Akari     When did you get separated? [10:02] Rihito     As soon as we got to the beach. [10:04] Akari     Super Mina-san is surprisingly unreliable. [10:08] Rihito     That's not true! [10:10] Akari     Huh? [10:11] Rihito     She has so many incredible features!     She just hasn't mastered them yet! [10:15] Rihito     She's a robot who     can get the job done! [10:17] Akari     Oh, sorry. [10:21] Rihito     My Mina is amazing. [10:24] Rihito     And yet, Mom insists on hiring     people to help with chores. [10:29] Rihito     I came to the beach to show     her Mina can do anything. [10:35] Rihito     And then, it only took     seconds for her to get lost. [10:43] Rihito     Maybe... she's not amazing after all. [10:54] Mina     She is amazing. [10:57] Mina     Super Mina is amazing. [11:00] Rihito     Really? [11:01] Mina     It is true. [11:03] Mina     Super Mina is multifunctional,     so she has many options, [11:07] Mina     and she must constantly deal     with the difficulty of selecting [11:10] Mina     which of them is optimal. [11:12] Mina     Over the course of gathering experience,     she assigns priorities to those options. [11:16] Rihito     Experience? [11:18] Mina     If she has you to look after her, she could     become the most amazing robot in the world. [11:31] Rihito     I'm going to the lost child info center. [11:34] Akari     Huh? [11:34] Rihito     I'll have them look for Mina. [11:36] Rihito     Maybe if they make an     announcement, she'll hear it. [11:42] Super Mina     A kitty! [11:43] Super Mina     There's a kitty! Meow! [11:46] Super Mina     Meow, kitty! [11:48] Super Mina     Come here, come here! [11:50] Takuma     Once she zooms in,     she hyper-focuses. [11:53] Super Mina     Meow, meow meow! [11:55] Takuma     Uh, would you mind if we head back? [12:01] Super Mina     I-I'm sorry! Takuma-sama, you were     going to meet up with your Mina-san! [12:05] Super Mina     Y-Your wife... [12:08] Super Mina     Wife... [12:09] Super Mina     Wife? [12:12] Super Mina     You're married to a Mina Series?! [12:16] Super Mina     You said "wife" earlier, didn't you?! [12:18] Takuma     Slow on the uptake. [12:19] Super Mina     Wow! Wow! Wow! [12:22] Super Mina     How did you two come to be married?! [12:25] Super Mina     Oh, I guess it's rude to simply ask that. [12:28] Super Mina     I'm sorry! [12:29] Takuma     S'okay. [12:31] Super Mina     I heard robot marriage     was popular overseas, [12:34] Super Mina     but I guess it happens     here at home, too. [12:37] Takuma     This conversation's getting weird. [12:38] Super Mina     It isn't legally recognized, though,     so that must be tough! [12:42] Super Mina     If there's anything I can     do, anything at all— [12:44] Takuma     Listen, about that cat earlier. [12:46] Takuma     What kind of kitty was it? [12:48] Super Mina     Oh! [12:49] Super Mina     Um, let's see. [12:50] Super Mina     It was a calico,     so probably a girl, I think. [12:54] Takuma     How can you tell what gender it was? SIGN    Recent Calls     Akari     Akari     Akari     Akari     Akari     Akari [12:57] Super Mina     Generally speaking, calicos are female. SIGN    Recent Calls     Yoshimura     Mom and Dad's     Kitagawa     Akari     Akari     Suzuki [13:01] Akari     It says the info center's in that building. [13:04] Rihito     Yeah. SIGN    Onii-chan [13:09] Akari     Oh, I forgot. [13:12] Akari     Hello, Onii-chan? Where are you? [13:15] Akari     Huh? Don't you "sorry" me! [13:18] Rihito     Oh! Look, short Mina. [13:21] Mina     It is a cat. [13:22] Rihito     Yeah! [13:28] Mina     Do you like cats? [13:30] Rihito     Yeah. I also do feline rescue work. [13:33] Mina     What sort of things does that entail? [13:36] Rihito     Oh, let's see... [13:42] Super Mina     There he is! [13:43] Super Mina     Over there, see! [13:45] Super Mina     Over there! [13:46] Takuma     Listen, about that... [13:49] Super Mina     Master! [13:50] Takuma     Look, my sister is— [13:52] Super Mina     Young master! [14:00] Takuma     H-Hey! [14:02] Takuma     Wait! [14:16] Takuma     Huh? Where is she? [14:25] Takuma     Sh-She's fast! [14:29] Akari     Hello, Onii-chan? [14:31] Akari     Hey! Hello? [14:31] Mina     I have a wireless connection. [14:34] Akari     Hey! [14:35] Mina     There should be a single Mina Series nearby. [14:37] Akari     Hello! [14:38] Rihito     Mina! Where is she?! [14:41] Mina     I do not know,     as there is no response. [14:44] Mina     There is much noise. [14:47] Mina     It must mean... [14:52] Mina     Incoming. [14:54] Rihito     What is? [14:57] Akari     What the heck is that? [15:11] Rihito     Mina? [15:13] Super Mina     M-M-M-Master! [15:18] Rihito     I-I've told you to stop calling me that! [15:22] Super Mina     Young master! [15:25] Rihito     Don't go wandering off like that, dummy. [15:27] Super Mina     I'm sorry! [15:31] Rihito     Back off already! [15:32] Akari     This has potential. [15:35] Takuma     Akari. [15:37] Mina     Takuma-sama. [15:39] Akari     Have you been swimming? [15:40] Takuma     I have. [15:41] Akari     Oh, Onii-chan. [15:43] Akari     I mentioned him over the phone. [15:45] Akari     This is Rihito-kun,     Super Mina-chan's master. [15:48] Takuma     Hello. [15:50] Rihito     N-Nice to meet you. [15:55] Takuma     By the way, why are they     suddenly staring at each other? [15:58] Akari     I was told it's wireless communication. [16:01] Takuma     Couldn't they just talk like normal? [16:03] Rihito     She told me they can exchange detailed     information about 400 times faster this way. [16:08] Takuma     Four hundred?! [16:10] Rihito     Isn't the Mina Series amazing?! [16:12] Rihito     Way more amazing than humans! [16:16] Takuma     Yeah, they sure are. [16:22] Takuma     They're discussing a lot. [16:25] Takuma     How much time has passed? [16:26] Akari     Five minutes, maybe? [16:29] Takuma     Isn't that a huge conversation?     It's 400 times faster, right? [16:33] Rihito     I wonder what they're discussing. [16:35] Takuma     Detailed information exchange... [16:42] Takuma     Mina-chan, Mina-chan. [16:45] Takuma     Isn't that enough, now? [16:46] Mina     Takuma-sama. [16:48] Super Mina     I-I'm sorry! [16:50] Super Mina     I was so happy to meet another     Mina Series for the first time, [16:54] Super Mina     I couldn't stop communicating! [16:56] Mina     It was a very interesting     exchange of information. [17:00] Takuma     Well, let's take a     short rest over there. [17:03] Super Mina     Good idea! [17:04] Super Mina     But please hold on a minute. [17:06] Takuma     Huh? [17:07] Super Mina     Rihito-sama. [17:10] Super Mina     You spoke rudely to     Takuma-sama's Mina-san! [17:14] Rihito     I-I did... [17:16] Super Mina     Do you regret doing so? [17:19] Rihito     I do... [17:20] Super Mina     Then you should apologize. [17:25] Rihito     Mina-san, I'm sorry for being rude to you! [17:29] Mina     No problem at all. [17:32] Mina     When it comes to domestic robots, the Mina     Series is made with durability in mind. [17:37] Mina     It will take more than something     done by you to upset me. [17:44] Mina     Rihito-sama, it is good that you     managed to find Super Mina-san. [17:48] Rihito     Thank you. [17:50] Takuma     Good, indeed. [17:51] Takuma     I know, let's take a photo. [17:55] Takuma     I've got to go get my smartphone... [18:21] Akari     This was loads of fun! [18:26] Super Mina     I was so glad to spend     this time with everyone. [18:30] Akari     Will you make it home okay? [18:31] Super Mina     I was scared, so I called a cab. [18:35] Akari     I never dreamed I'd make     another Mina-san friend. [18:40] Super Mina     Friend? [18:42] Akari     I know! Let's take a photo     to mark the occasion! [18:44] Akari     Onii-chan! Come on, get up! [18:47] Akari     Use my camera! [18:50] Akari     Can I get in the middle? [18:51] Akari     I want a pic with a Mina-san     on both sides of me! [18:55] Takuma     Right, right. SIGN    There is no card inserted. [18:57] Takuma     Akari, there's no memory card in this. [19:00] Akari     Huh? Are you kidding? [19:02] Akari     Why not?     Isn't it in my bag? Look for it! [19:05] Takuma     We could just take this     with a smartphone... [19:10] Takuma     Found it. [19:11] Akari     Yay! My bag is the best! [19:14] Takuma     Look for it yourself... [19:17] Takuma     Okay, say cheese! [19:18] Akari     Butter! [19:21] Takuma     Huh? SIGN    The memory card is full. [19:22] Takuma     Oh. [19:24] Akari     What's wrong? [19:25] Takuma     This memory card is full. [19:30] Takuma     Say what now? [19:32] Takuma     Huh? [19:34] Takuma     Huh? SIGN    Park Map [19:35] Takuma     It's nothing but pictures of me. [19:40] (Flashback) Mina     I want you to hold on to this     data, in case anything happens. [19:49] Akari     L-Let's use a smartphone after all! [19:52] Takuma     Why do you have...? [19:54] Akari     Oh, stop! [19:55] Akari     So I think the world of     you! Is that so wrong? [20:06] lifeguard     Here goes! [20:10] Takuma     Akari. I'll try to make it back     to Mom and Dad's place more often, [20:14] Takuma     so no more of these secret photos, yeah? [20:17] Akari     Yeah. [20:23] Takuma     I'm worn out, but that was fun. [20:29] Mina     Are you all right? [20:31] Takuma     Mina-chan. [20:32] Takuma     Hold that pose for a bit. [20:35] Takuma     Akari put makeup on you, but I wasn't able     to get a good look at you at the beach. [20:40] Mina     But nearly all of it has come off. [20:43] Takuma     Nah. It's more charming     when there's this amount. [20:47] Mina     Do you prefer me with makeup,     Takuma-sama? [20:50] Takuma     I'm not sure. [20:51] Takuma     The change of pace is nice, though. [20:55] Mina     How nice, exactly?     Which way do you prefer? [20:59] Takuma     Mina-chan, hey... [21:00] Mina     If my usual face is a ten,     what score does this face— [21:03] Takuma     Mina-chan. [21:06] Takuma     Shh. [21:10] Takuma     Let me take a good look     at my wife's face. [23:35] Mina     Next time. SIGN    #05 A Wife's Kiss Is Powerful [23:36] Takuma     A wife's kiss is powerful. E5 - A Wife's Kiss Is Powerful Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] Mina     37.5˚C. You seem to     have a slight fever. [00:13] Mina     Before it worsens, I advise     getting lots of rest. [00:17] Mina     Be sure to eat plenty, too. [00:21] Takuma     I will. [00:29] Takuma     What's up? [00:30] Mina     For information my eye cameras     cannot fully confirm, [00:33] Mina     I must use the high-end sensors in     my hands for medical observation. [00:36] Mina     It is squishy here. [00:40] Takuma     You made me some rice porridge. [00:43] Takuma     Thank you. [00:46] Takuma     I'll have so— [00:49] Takuma     M-Mina-chan? [00:55] Takuma     I feel crappy. [00:59] Mina     I found another spot. [01:01] Mina     It is squishy here, too. [01:03] Takuma     Mina-chan... [01:09] Takuma     Mina-chan. [01:11] Mina     Yes? [01:13] Takuma     Could you stop     touching my butt? [01:17] Mina     Very well. SIGN    #05 A Wife's Kiss Is Powerful [02:51] reporter     What exactly is the secret to a long life? SIGN    Super Long Life SIGN    Oldest in the world! 240!     What's the secret to a long life? SIGN    Nakayama Sachi-san (age 24) SIGN    Nakayama Shigezo-san (age 240) SIGN    1\bord2\3c&H20FAF8&\pos(110.667,264.222)}Nightly     Infotainment* [02:54] Nakayama     Every morning, I have my     wife wake me up with a kiss. [02:59] Nakayama     That sure does energize me! [03:01] reporter     Ah, that's wonderful! [03:03] reporter     What kind of kiss are we talking about? [03:05] Sachi     Say, like a peck on the forehead. [03:10] hostess     That was today's Happy Marriage segment. [03:12] hostess     What a lovely couple they were. [03:13] Takuma     What's up? [03:14] Mina     Nothing. SIGN    CLONG [03:22] Takuma     Oww... [03:24] Mina     Good morning. [03:25] Takuma     M-Morning. [03:29] Takuma     Sh-She's so close. [03:31] Mina     I will prepare breakfast. [03:37] Takuma     Did she... [03:39] Takuma     hit me? [03:42] Takuma     That's scary. [03:44] Takuma     Breakfast was great. [03:46] Takuma     Maybe I did something     that made her angry. [03:49] Mina     Takuma-sama,     I will deal with the dishes. [03:53] Takuma     I may have done some small things,     but nothing to warrant getting hit. [04:06] Takuma     Ow! Ow! [04:08] Mina     Are you all right? [04:09] Mina     Is there anything I can do? [04:12] Takuma     Oww... [04:13] Takuma     Hmm, well... [04:15] Takuma     If you give me a quick kiss on the     cheek, maybe I'll feel better soon. [04:20] Takuma     Just kidding. [04:23] Mina     Very well. [04:27] Takuma     You'll really... do it? [04:43] Mina     Well, Takuma-sama?     Do you feel better? [04:47] Takuma     Y-Yeah. [04:51] Takuma     Was it a kiss?! Did you     give me a morning kiss?! [04:55] Mina     I did. [04:56] Mina     I apologize for kissing you     without warning. [05:00] Mina     I heard a kiss from a wife in the     morning does wonders for one's energy. [05:04] Takuma     Okay, that makes sense. [05:07] Takuma     But maybe it was     a little too powerful? [05:10] Takuma     I'd like you to be gentle. [05:13] Takuma     A light smooch, like this. [05:16] Mina     Will pressure that low     have any effect? [05:19] Takuma     Pressure actually has     nothing to do with it. [05:23] Mina     Be that as it may, it will not be a kiss     if a certain minimum force is not applied. [05:29] Mina     What level of pressure is appropriate? [05:32] Mina     "Light smooch" is difficult to understand. [05:35] Takuma     Hmm, good point. [05:38] Takuma     Let's see, umm... [05:40] Mina     Is this complicated? By how     many newtons should we collide? [05:44] Takuma     I was wondering... [05:48] Takuma     how about I demonstrate? [05:52] Mina     That is a very good suggestion. [05:54] Mina     Go ahead. [05:56] Mina     Do so at once. [05:58] Takuma     B-But, well, should our     first kiss really be like this? [06:03] Mina     Like what? [06:05] Takuma     Uh, well... [06:08] Mina     You do not wish to? [06:10] Takuma     I totally want to, just... [06:11] Mina     If there is a reason you     cannot, please tell me. [06:15] Takuma     A reason? [06:16] Takuma     No, not really. [06:18] Mina     If there is none,     then please hurry up. [06:21] Takuma     R-Right... [06:23] Takuma     Okay, here goes. [06:35] Mina     Is the forehead not     the energizing area? [06:38] Takuma     Oh! [06:39] Takuma     Sorry. I went and did it     where I wanted to. [06:42] Takuma     B-But a kiss anywhere     would cheer me up. [06:46] Takuma     By giving a smooch     with your lips, umm... [06:51] Takuma     It's like, you cheer up     because you feel loved. [06:56] Mina     Is it that making contact with delicate [06:59] Mina     mucous membranes is a way     of communicating intimacy? [07:05] Takuma     W-Well, something like that. [07:07] Takuma     So! How was it for you? [07:10] Takuma     How did it feel to be kissed? [07:12] Takuma     It wasn't unpleasant? [07:14] Mina     It is not unpleasant, but I do not     really understand how it energizes. [07:18] Mina     Other than my eyelids, my     face is made of resin plates. [07:22] Mina     There are no sensors whatsoever     in my forehead, lips, and such. [07:26] Mina     Even if you kiss me, all I feel is     the pressure on my joint mechanisms. [07:33] Mina     All I did was bump a hard     resin plate against you. [07:38] Mina     It was not a kiss. [07:41] Mina     I apologize for not having mucous membranes. [07:45] Takuma     It's not something to apologize for. [07:47] Mina     Was it painful, and nothing more? [07:50] Takuma     No. I mean, um... [07:53] Takuma     It did hurt, but, well... [07:56] Mina     I am sorry. [08:04] Takuma     I was so happy when I     realized you'd kissed me. [08:08] Mina     Why? [08:10] Takuma     Because you're the     only one I want to kiss. [08:14] Takuma     Even if you're hard,     and you don't feel anything, [08:18] Takuma     to me, you're the best in     the world just the way you are. [08:26] Mina     All right. Understood. [08:30] Mina     If you wish to kiss again,     please do so anytime. [08:34] Takuma     Sure. [08:35] Mina     Would it be best if I still     gave good-morning kisses? [08:38] Takuma     If possible. [08:40] Mina     Very well. [08:42] Takuma     Oh. You have high-performance     sensors here, don't you? [08:49] Mina     Oh. SIGN    ZING SIGN    ZING [08:54] Mina     It is nothing. [08:56] Takuma     What was that "oh"? [08:57] Mina     To what do you refer? [08:59] Takuma     When I kissed your hand,     you went, "Oh." [09:02] Takuma     Huh? [09:03] Mina     We have company. [09:05] Super Mina     Good morning! [09:07] Super Mina     Super Mina, here on behalf     of Saionji Rihito! [09:16] Super Mina     Thank you for what you     did at the beach. [09:19] Takuma     Huh? Super Mina-chan? [09:21] Super Mina     Good morning, Takuma-sama. [09:24] Takuma     Morning. [09:25] Takuma     Huh? [09:26] Takuma     For that matter, how do     you know our address? [09:30] Super Mina     I'm glad you asked! [09:33] Super Mina     All the Mina Series has to do is exchange     IDs, and we can communicate over the net! [09:40] Super Mina     Ever since we met at the beach, [09:42] Super Mina     we've been spending our downtime     each day conversing at a speed [09:46] Super Mina     hundreds of times the normal rate! [09:50] Takuma     Are you saying you've talked     to Mina-chan more than I have? [09:53] Takuma     You could have told me     she was coming over. [09:56] Mina     Conversation between     girls is secret. Shh. [09:59] Takuma     Oh well, what can you do? [10:02] Takuma     You didn't get lost on the way here? [10:04] Super Mina     About that. [10:05] Super Mina     My privacy protection function prevents     me from confirming your address directly, [10:10] Super Mina     so finding the place was a bit tough. SIGN    Is there an elementary school within 300m of your place? SIGN    Is there an elementary     school within 300m     of your place? SIGN    There is. SIGN    There is. SIGN    What about convenience stores? SIGN    What about      convenience     stores? SIGN    Approximately three. SIGN    Approximately     three. SIGN    Are there any landmarks? SIGN    Are there any     landmarks? SIGN    There is a black cat. SIGN    There is a     black cat. SIGN    Meow. SIGN    MEOW [10:28] Takuma     No fair. That sounds like a ton of fun. [10:32] Takuma     So, what brings you here today? [10:36] Super Mina     I brought along something     as a summer hello, [10:39] Super Mina     as well as thanks for our last encounter. SIGN    THICK [10:42] Super Mina     You two can have this. [10:44] Takuma     Are you sure? [10:45] Super Mina     Go on. SIGN    Because     I want to     be the     partner     who's still     looking     after your     home a     hundred     years from     now... SIGN    Summer     Edition SIGN    Mina Series     Special Catalog SIGN    Over     600     Items [10:48] Takuma     Th-This is... [10:50] Super Mina     It's a Mina Series catalog, sometimes     given as a gift at weddings and the like. [10:55] Takuma     Huh. SIGN    Because I'm compatible     with any environment,     I require time to learn my     master's lifestyle. I will end     up making mistakes during     this learning period. Please     be patient with me! [10:59] Takuma     The Super Mina... [11:01] Takuma     I'm pretty sure they're as     expensive as a luxury car. SIGN    M107-S Super Mina     The pinnacle of the Mina Series!     I'm a robot who aims to do everything flawlessly! [11:05] Takuma     A hundred points? [11:07] Takuma     How much does one point cost? [11:13] Takuma     Mina-san. [11:14] Super Mina/Mina     Yes? [11:14] Takuma     Oh, n-no... [11:18] Takuma     Saionji Mina-san! [11:21] Super Mina     Yes? [11:22] Takuma     I can't accept this. [11:24] Takuma     I don't intend to pick     up another Mina-chan. [11:27] Takuma     She's all I need. [11:31] Super Mina     Um, could you also look at     the back half of the catalog? [11:36] Takuma     The back half? [11:37] Super Mina     Yes! [11:38] Super Mina     There are many software updates and     upgrade parts for the Mina Series! [11:45] Takuma     Oh, huh, wow. [11:48] Takuma     Look at them all. [11:52] Takuma     You see something you want? SIGN    Deluxe ★ Options [11:55] Takuma     This? [11:57] Takuma     Full-body high-grade silicon,     and a facial expression unit. [12:01] Takuma     My Mina-chan could become     like Super Mina-chan? [12:08] Mina     My internal performance can     also be substantially improved. [12:12] Mina     And I could submerge myself 100m underwater. [12:15] Takuma     Don't, though. [12:18] Takuma     Mina-chan could get facial expressions,     and become soft and squishy. [12:23] Takuma     I have mixed feelings about that. [12:28] Takuma     No, no! [12:31] Takuma     Sorry, I still can't accept this! [12:34] Mina     Why not? [12:36] Takuma     It's too expensive, and I     have no reason to accept. [12:39] Mina     To my knowledge, there is no law against     accepting something expensive for no reason. [12:44] Takuma     Th-That's true, but I     can't accept it emotionally. [12:53] Super Mina     E-Excuse me! [12:54] Super Mina     About reasons! [12:57] Super Mina     Rihito-sama—my master. [13:01] Super Mina     He doesn't have any friends! [13:06] Takuma     Is that so? [13:08] Super Mina     Yes! [13:09] Super Mina     It's like he has no interest in     anything but robots and cats! [13:12] Super Mina     He really adores cats, so he takes in     strays and tries to find them new homes. [13:19] Super Mina     It is so admirable, how he cares     for them every day in a building SIGN    Open     slowly [13:23] Super Mina     he constructed using his     own pocket money. [13:25] Super Mina     Oh, but he doesn't play at     all with children his own age. [13:30] Super Mina     And the household employees     ignore him completely! [13:33] Super Mina     Isn't that awful? [13:35] Super Mina     He does love his parents, but they're so     busy with work that they don't come home much. [13:42] Super Mina     And so, the only people he talks     to are me and the cats. [13:47] Super Mina     Oh, but I'm not a person. [13:50] Super Mina     Oh, and neither are the cats. [13:52] Super Mina     But they're so in tune     with how you feel! [13:56] Takuma     So... what's the reason? [13:59] Super Mina     Oh! [14:00] Super Mina     Um... [14:03] Super Mina     I was so happy when he showed     his mother a video of all of us [14:08] Super Mina     having fun at the swimming area! [14:10] Takuma     This is thanks for that? [14:12] Super Mina     Yes. [14:13] Takuma     But that doesn't change that it's expensive. [14:18] Super Mina     No problem, on that count. [14:21] Super Mina     Rihito-sama's family is incredibly rich! [14:26] Super Mina     From their perspective, this is like     giving someone some candy as a gift. SIGN    Candy [14:31] Super Mina     Or something like that. [14:32] Takuma     Candy? [14:33] Super Mina     Therefore, it is okay for you to accept. [14:37] Takuma     No, it's not okay. [14:41] Takuma     Even if you and yours are rich, I     can't bring myself to accept something [14:45] Takuma     it would take me years of hard     work to just barely afford. [14:50] Super Mina     I see. [14:53] Takuma     I'm sorry, Mina-chan, but     can I get you to understand? [15:00] Mina     I understand. [15:08] Takuma     What're you doing, Mina-chan? [15:09] Mina     Online information states that while married, [15:13] Mina     a couple owns equal shares     of acquired assets. [15:18] Takuma     Huh? [15:19] Mina     I therefore give the first     half to you, as your share. [15:23] Takuma     Oh, right. [15:26] Takuma     The first half... [15:28] Mina     The other half is my share. [15:30] Takuma     W-Well yeah, but... [15:33] Mina     Am I without rights,     as I am not a real wife? [15:40] Takuma     All right. [15:42] Takuma     You can pick whichever you like. [15:45] Super Mina     Hooray! [15:48] Super Mina     Good for you, Mina-san! [15:50] Mina     Yes. [15:53] Super Mina     Oops. I stepped on it. [15:55] Takuma     What's that? [15:57] Super Mina     This is actually a gift, too. [16:01] Mina     What does it contain? [16:04] Super Mina     Well, about that. [16:06] Super Mina     I heard Takuma-sama's birthday     surprise didn't go so well, [16:12] Super Mina     and I had an idea of my own. [16:15] Super Mina     Surprises are nice, [16:16] Super Mina     but I wondered how a merry celebration     with decorations like this would be! [16:20] Takuma     By "surprise," you mean... [16:25] (Flashback) Takuma     I'm home. [16:27] (Flashback) Takuma     Mina-chan? [16:28] (Flashback) Takuma     Where are you? [16:47] (Flashback) Mina     Are you surprised? [16:50] (Flashback) Mina     It was written online that it is good to     surprise a significant other on their birthday. [16:57] (Flashback) Takuma     "Surprise"? [16:59] Takuma     I definitely was surprised... [17:04] Mina     What are these? [17:06] Super Mina     Party poppers. [17:07] Super Mina     Pull the string on the bottom, and... [17:24] Super Mina     Mina-san! [17:25] Takuma     Mina! Mina-chan! [17:27] Super Mina     I-I'm sorry. [17:29] Takuma     What do we do? She's not responding! [17:32] Super Mina     The stress of the surprise rendered     her temporarily non-functional. [17:37] Super Mina     But don't worry. She'll     recover in about sixty seconds. [17:42] Super Mina     There is no internal     damage whatsoever. [17:46] Takuma     That's a relief! [17:47] Super Mina     I really am sorry. [17:49] Takuma     No, if she's okay, it's fine. [18:00] Super Mina     Thank you very much! [18:09] Takuma     Mina-chan. [18:11] Takuma     I'd like us both to take our time     deciding what to order. Is that okay? [18:16] Mina     I apologize. [18:19] Mina     You said to pick whichever I like,     so I already placed an order online. [18:24] Takuma     That was quick! [18:27] Super Mina     Huh? [18:30] Super Mina     Rihito-sama! [18:33] Super Mina     Did you come out to meet me? [18:36] Super Mina     Didn't I tell you it's okay, because     I'm equipped with a navigation system? [18:41] Rihito     C-Can it! [18:43] Rihito     I just wanted to take a walk. [18:46] Rihito     I'm allowed to go where I want. [18:58] Takuma     By the way, what did you     pick from the catalog? [19:02] Takuma     The Deluxe Option Set? [19:05] Mina     I made a mistake with your birthday, [19:07] Mina     so I think I will give     surprises another try. [19:11] Mina     May I keep what I ordered a secret? [19:16] Takuma     All right. [19:18] Mina     May I have a potato? [19:20] Takuma     Sure, sure. [19:24] Super Mina     CL-chan and Takuma-sama     really are close. [19:28] Super Mina     Like a real husband and wife. [19:31] Super Mina     Such things can happen even     between a robot and a human. [19:34] Rihito     Are you jealous? [19:36] Super Mina     I guess so. [19:38] Super Mina     I think it would be nice     to become family. [19:42] Super Mina     Oh. [19:49] Rihito     Listen! It doesn't have to     involve marriage! [19:52] Rihito     Mina, you m-mean... as     much to me as f-f-f-f... [20:00] Rihito     Forget it, let's go! [20:03] Super Mina     O-Okay! [20:14] Mina     Takuma-sama. [20:16] Mina     I received an email     from my manufacturer. [20:19] Mina     They say they will come     collect me next week. [20:22] Takuma     Okay, got it. [20:25] Mina     I will be returned here once upgrades     and maintenance are complete. [20:29] Mina     It will take roughly two weeks. [20:32] Takuma     All right. [20:34] Mina     Are you not pleased with dinner? [20:38] Takuma     No, it's good! It's good! [20:43] Takuma     I can't even taste it. [20:51] Takuma     I can't sleep at all. [20:53] Mina     Oh, stop, you! [20:53] Takuma     If I do fall asleep, all I dream about     is Mina's smiling, squishy face. [21:00] Takuma     When I wake up, I'm just crying. [21:02] Mina     Are you all right? [21:06] Takuma     I had a scary dream, that's all. [21:10] Takuma     Do I want Mina-chan to be     soft and squishy, or don't I? [21:15] Takuma     Which is it? [21:17] Takuma     No! My feelings don't make any difference! [21:20] Takuma     It's about whether she wants squishy! [21:24] Takuma     If she does, I should     give her the chance! [21:29] Mina     Takuma-sama. [21:31] Mina     Is there something amiss with my face? [21:32] Takuma     Oh, no. [21:35] Takuma     Sorry, I just... [21:37] Mina     It is not a problem. [21:56] Takuma     Mina-chan. [21:58] Takuma     That hurts a little. [22:01] Mina     I apologize. [23:35] Mina     Next time. [23:36] Takuma     My wife left me (for two weeks). SIGN    #06 My Wife Left Me (for Two Weeks) E6 - My Wife Left Me (for Two Weeks) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Mina-chan leaves     for the factory SIGN    Sun SIGN    Mon SIGN    Tue SIGN    Wed SIGN    Thu SIGN    Fri SIGN    Sat SIGN    Mina-chan     leaves     for the     factory SIGN    Welcome     home,     Mina-chan! [00:10] Takuma     Peace. [00:12] Mina     Peace. [00:15] Takuma     Raise the knife higher. [00:17] Mina     Very well. [00:18] Takuma     There. [00:19] Takuma     That's cool. [00:21] Mina     I am ready anytime. [00:23] Takuma     Okay. Recording, start. [00:30] Takuma     However many times I see it, it's     so cool when the steam comes out. [00:34] Mina     What is "cool"? [00:36] Takuma     Um, it's like when     something's captivating. [00:40] Mina     Captivating... You do     like steam, Takuma-sama. [00:44] Takuma     M-Maybe I do. [00:47] Mina     Here. [00:48] Takuma     Oh, thanks. [00:51] Mina     You are welcome. SIGN    #06 My Wife Left Me (for Two Weeks) [02:26] Takuma     I think that'll do it. [02:28] Takuma     Thanks. [02:29] Mina     Why did you suddenly     want to take pictures? [02:32] Takuma     I wanted to make a record of you     this way, before you become fancy. [02:37] Mina     I see. [02:38] Mina     What is the pixel count     of that smartphone? [02:41] Takuma     I think the rear camera is 12 million,     and the front camera is 7 million. [02:47] Mina     My eye cameras     number 13.17 million pixels. [02:52] Mina     The left and right are     each 13.17 million. [02:55] Takuma     You got me beat. [02:57] Mina     Does it have a zoom feature? [02:59] Takuma     I'm pretty sure there's     a kind of digital zoom. [03:02] Mina     My eye cameras have 5x optical zoom. [03:05] Takuma     That's amazing. [03:07] Mina     If I use both eyes, I can     capture stereoscopic imagery. [03:11] Mina     You could say that even as a camera, [03:13] Mina     my abilities are sure to     surpass your smartphone's. [03:16] Takuma     I'll say. [03:17] Mina     I recommend using me for photography     instead of a smartphone. [03:21] Takuma     But I want to take pictures     of you, Mina-chan. [03:24] Mina     Yes. [03:25] Takuma     You can't take pictures     of yourself, can you? [03:33] Takuma     Mina-chan? [03:38] Takuma     Are you doing a     Web search or something? [03:51] Takuma     Say what? [03:53] Mina     Takuma-sama, please     do a V sign. Peace. [03:56] Takuma     Mina-chan, you point your     palm outward for a V sign. [04:01] Mina     Very well. [04:07] Takuma/Mina     Peace. [04:10] Mina     I took a picture. [04:11] Mina     Now I will horizontally flip this photo data,     and output it using my online printing feature. [04:17] Takuma     The mirror's a good idea.     Did you find that online? [04:21] Mina     I was borrowing     Super Mina-san's brain. [04:24] Takuma     Ah, you were     asking her for advice. [04:27] Mina     No. [04:28] Mina     I directly connected my brain with Super     Mina-san's, and had her do the thinking. [04:34] Takuma     Huh? You two can do that? [04:36] Mina     It is designed to be a feature where,     when one owns multiple Mina Series units, [04:42] Mina     even a low-performance Mina will     be capable of advanced thought [04:47] Mina     by using multiple brains     as one over a network. SIGN    Very smart Mina [04:51] Takuma     But it's a shame to have     someone else do all the work. [04:55] Mina     That is not what happens. [04:57] Takuma     It's not? [04:59] Mina     Super Mina-san specializes in     diversified, complex thought, [05:03] Mina     but the trade-off is that she is poor at     focusing her thoughts on any single thing. [05:07] Takuma     Now that you mention it... [05:08] Mina     Normally she would resolve this     issue after amassing experience, [05:13] Mina     but by demonstrating my own     thought process within her, [05:17] Mina     I can provide Super Mina-san a reference for     narrowing down her information framework. [05:22] Super Mina     Now I get it! [05:23] Takuma     There are benefits for both of you. [05:25] Mina     Indeed. [05:27] Mina     Super Mina-san and I     are friends and equals. [05:37] Rihito     What's wrong, Mina? [05:40] Rihito     Is there some problem? [05:42] Super Mina     I-I am all right, master. [05:47] Super Mina     Mina-san, the     connection is still live. [05:50] Mina     Pardon me. [05:54] Super Mina     Mina-san,     say that again someday. [05:57] Super Mina     That we're friends. SIGN    Luminous Asahi [06:02] Iida     "Luminous Asahi." [06:05] Iida     Yep, this is the place. [06:07] Senju     Apartment 201, right?     Let us go there now. [06:10] Iida     W-Wait a minute. Let's see... [06:14] Iida     First, we inspect the robot. SIGN    Ichijo Robotics Inc. SIGN    Mina Series SIGN    Maintenance     Manual     001 SIGN    Archive Version [06:16] Iida     If there's any damage or modding,     we'll check with the owner. [06:20] Iida     Consent is always required     for processing upgrades. [06:23] Senju     If you are nervous... [06:24] Senju     I will do the explaining,     and all the heavy lifting. [06:29] Senju     All you need to be is polite, Iida,     and there will be no problems. [06:34] Iida     I-I'm checking for safety's sake! [06:37] Iida     This is my first assignment! [06:38] Senju     I only wanted to reassure you. [06:41] Senju     You are hard to deal with, Iida. [06:44] Iida     Enough! [06:45] Iida     What's left is, let's see... [06:47] Iida     If the owner or co-owner views     the product as "human"... [06:52] Senju     It is highly unlikely any customers     have personified the CL Type. [06:56] Iida     Oh yeah. That robot's     practically an appliance. SIGN    Maintenance SIGN    ID. Number [07:01] Iida     But... [07:01] Iida     Here under additional comments... [07:04] Iida     I wonder what "I want the contents     of the order kept secret from SIGN    Additional comments SIGN    I want the contents of the order     kept secret from Kosugi Takuma. SIGN    That is all.     Thank you     for your time. [07:08] Iida     Kosugi Takuma" means. [07:09] Senju     It is highly likely someone other     than the owner placed the order. [07:13] Senju     Because Kosugi Takuma-sama will     be filling out the consent form. [07:17] Senju     This complicates things. [07:19] Iida     I'll say. [07:20] Senju     Let us abide by the request     as we figure this out. [07:23] Senju     Depending on circumstances, we     might have to void the order. [07:28] Iida     I'd hate for my first job     to turn out like that. [07:30] Iida     But in any case... [07:32] Iida     we have work to do! [07:45] Takuma     Yes? SIGN    Ichijo Robotics Inc. Product Maintenance Division Iida Arisa [07:47] Iida     We sincerely thank you for using     one of our company's Mina Series. [07:51] Takuma     Oh, sure. [07:53] Iida     We will offer all the support we     can to meet your expectations. [07:57] Takuma     Th-Thank you for that. [08:00] Iida     First, I would like to explain     how the process will work. [08:05] Takuma     Okay. [08:06] Iida     Right, then. SIGN    For living safely     with a robot     •Robot safety inspections     •Full 24-hour support center     •Regarding malfunctions [08:09] Iida     Do you have any questions     for us, at this point? [08:13] Takuma     Uh, well... [08:15] Iida     Yes? [08:16] Takuma     My Mina-ch— [08:18] Takuma     Oh, I mean,     my r-robot, well... [08:21] Takuma     On my omelet rice, it drew     a heart using ketchup, SIGN    LOVE Takuma [08:26] Takuma     and wrote "LOVE Takuma." [08:29] Takuma     Does that sort of feature exist? [08:32] Iida     Your name was written on     it as well, Kosugi-sama? [08:35] Takuma     Yes. [08:36] Senju     And you did not order     it written as such? [08:39] Takuma     I don't do that! [08:41] Senju     Unless there's a specific request, [08:43] Senju     the CL Type should follow     the recipe to the letter. [08:46] Senju     There is a possibility it saw omelet     rice with a heart drawn on it online, [08:51] Senju     but the idea of it incorporating     its owner's name is odd. [08:55] Senju     It is secondhand, so there might     be an issue with its programming. [09:01] Senju     Would you mind if we performed     an inspection first? [09:04] Takuma     Oh, go ahead. [09:17] Takuma     Huh? Huh?! [09:26] Senju     Pardon me. [09:28] Senju     Mina CL, Identification Number 02251. [09:32] Senju     Open your head cover. [09:39] Senju     Are your audio sensors broken? [09:42] Mina     They are not broken. [09:43] Senju     Open your head, and I will     perform an inspection. [09:51] Iida     I-Is it okay if we     continue our discussion? [09:55] Takuma     Oh, sure. [09:56] Iida     The Mina Series has the ability to learn, [09:59] Iida     so it is conceivable for one to     write such a thing on omelet rice. [10:03] Iida     But when it comes to the     limited cooking model... [10:06] Senju     02251, open your head cover. [10:10] Iida     it's not a type that's good at     inference or applied knowledge. [10:14] Senju     Open your head. [10:16] Iida     It's hard to imagine this happening. [10:18] Takuma     I see. [10:20] Iida     Perhaps it retains some limited     memory of its former owner. SIGN    Precautions [10:27] Takuma     Her former owner... [10:29] Senju     Master Identification     Code 0X9B289DQ00AD. [10:33] Iida     That's fine if that's what it is,     but the scenario that concerns me [10:36] Iida     is if the programming is buggy, or     there's a malfunction due to modding. [10:40] Takuma     I see. [10:42] Senju     Open your head. [10:44] Iida     There is the possibility     of it harming a human. [10:52] Senju     Beginning recording. Commencing inspection     of Identification Number 02251. [10:58] Takuma     Her former owner, huh?     This gets complicated. [11:02] Iida     If the inspection reveals any danger,     it might call for a memory reset. [11:08] Iida     Would that be okay? [11:10] Takuma     Yes. [11:11] Takuma     Huh? Reset? [11:13] Takuma     You mean all the memories     would be lost? [11:16] Iida     I do. [11:17] Senju     Parts are all standard issue. [11:19] Senju     No abnormal heat generation. [11:21] Senju     No abnormalities detected visually. [11:23] Iida     The relearning process would be difficult,     but for safety's sake, a reset- [11:27] Takuma     B-But then she'd become     someone else, not herself... [11:34] Iida     That is true. She would... [11:37] Iida     "She"? Huh? [11:55] Takuma     Have her stop. [11:57] Iida     Huh? [11:59] Takuma     Please have her stop immediately! [12:04] Takuma     Hurry, make her stop! [12:06] Iida     Y-Yes, sir! [12:07] Takuma     Hurry! [12:08] Senju     Sir. [12:12] Takuma     Owww! [12:14] Iida     S-Senju-chan! [12:17] Senju     Coercive behavior is     prohibited by law. [12:21] Iida     Senju-chan...! [12:32] Iida     I truly must apologize! [12:35] Iida     I failed to realize she     was family to you! [12:39] Takuma     No, I was the one     who raised my voice. [12:42] Iida     You apologize too, Senju-chan! [12:44] Senju     My duty is to protect my     partner from being attacked. [12:49] Senju     I am not allowed to disregard it. [12:51] Iida     Senju-chan! [12:52] Senju     Iida. Since the company was founded,     I have been linked to a supercomputer, [12:57] Senju     using it as part of my brain. [13:00] Senju     My age as an individual unit is three months,     but in some respects, I am your senior. [13:04] Senju     Please stop attaching     "chan" to my name. [13:07] Iida     Enough. [13:08] Iida     I'll handle the rest on my own. [13:11] Iida     This is an order. [13:12] Iida     Enter sleep mode. [13:14] Senju     Entering sleep mode. 3, 2, 1. [13:22] Takuma     Is she part of the Mina Series, too? [13:24] Iida     Yes. [13:26] Iida     She's helpful in an     employee-support capacity, [13:29] Iida     but newborn units sort of have the     intellect of both an adult and a toddler, [13:35] Iida     thus making them a bit unstable. [13:37] Iida     In cases like today, she's supposed     to issue a warning before acting. [13:42] Iida     It seems some units     have lots of quirks, [13:46] Iida     and she gets very aggressive if even     the smallest thing happens to me. [13:50] Takuma     That means you're very     important to her. [13:55] Iida     Huh? [13:57] Iida     Who can say! [14:01] Iida     So, let's continue     with the procedure. [14:03] Iida     When our company performs maintenance     on a robot, we inspect its programming, [14:07] Iida     making any necessary     modifications or deletions. SIGN    Regarding support for a family member [14:11] Takuma     Right. [14:12] Iida     But in cases where the robot's considered     family, it's a different story. [14:16] Takuma     Different? [14:18] Iida     Because then, she's part of the customer's     valued family, not a company product. [14:24] Takuma     What's this? [14:25] Iida     A process is followed that     differs from the usual sort. [14:29] Iida     In order to protect privacy, [14:31] Iida     we hardly do any checks on the     personality program or memory storage. [14:35] Takuma     Oh, okay. [14:36] Iida     We only check for modifications [14:38] Iida     to the most important part of the     programming that relates to safety. [14:43] Iida     If we come across any problems,     we can't perform the upgrade. [14:47] Iida     The robot would then be     returned directly to you. [14:49] Takuma     That makes sense.     I understand. [14:52] Iida     This is the partner registration form. [14:55] Iida     We will send you the data later on. SIGN    Partner Registration Form [14:57] Takuma     Partner registration form? [14:59] Iida     It re-registers our company's robot as a     valued member of the customer's family. [15:04] Takuma     Oh, huh. [15:05] Iida     After you register, we will perform monthly     inspections and memory backups free of charge. [15:12] Takuma     I can have those sorts of things done? [15:14] Iida     Of course. [15:16] Iida     Unlike with people, we're the only ones who     can care for this valued family member! [15:21] (Flashback) Iida     Huh? Even free inspections? [15:24] (Flashback) Iida     Isn't that an excessive guarantee,     just for them becoming partners? [15:28] (Flashback) Senju     Iida. Please envision whomever in     your family is most important to you. [15:33] (Flashback) Iida     Huh? [15:33] (Flashback) Senju     How would you feel if one day, a     vendor showed up and switched out [15:37] (Flashback) Senju     their brain without asking? [15:38] (Flashback) Iida     Well, I wouldn't stand for it. [15:41] (Flashback) Iida     But what we deal with     is robots. Machines. [15:45] (Flashback) Iida     Is it even necessary to take the     customer's feelings into account? [15:49] (Flashback) Senju     You would be amazed. [15:51] (Flashback) Iida     Huh? [15:52] (Flashback) Senju     Even if we think of them as machines, to     some customers they are undeniably family. [15:57] (Flashback) Senju     What we view as service and repair,     that customer might view as murder. [16:03] (Flashback) Senju     A member of their family     has been killed. [16:05] (Flashback) Senju     They might devote their lives to     seeking atonement from our company, [16:08] (Flashback) Senju     and from you personally. SIGN    Sign here SIGN    Kosugi SIGN    Ichijo Robotics Inc. [16:16] Iida     We might have been dangerously     close to committing murder... [16:19] Takuma     I'm finished. [16:20] Iida     Oh, right. [16:22] Iida     Thank you. [16:24] Iida     That takes care of     the formalities. [16:26] Iida     Is it really all right that we don't     inform you of the nature of the upgrade? [16:30] Takuma     Y-Yes. She said it's     going to be a surprise. [16:35] Iida     Understood. [16:36] Iida     Senju-chan, cancel sleep mode. [16:41] Senju     I am back in active mode. [16:44] Iida     So, once Mina-sama is ready,     she can come downstairs. [16:48] Takuma     All right. [16:50] Iida     Thank you for your time. [16:55] Mina     Takuma-sama. SIGN    Day 2 SIGN    Day 1 [16:57] Mina     In the refrigerator, [16:58] Mina     you will find four days' worth of     side dishes prepared in advance. SIGN    Day 3 SIGN    Day 4 [17:01] Takuma     Oh, thanks. [17:03] Mina     Please be mindful of your     nutritional balance. [17:06] Mina     You have a tendency toward     meals with a high salt content. [17:10] Takuma     I'll be careful. [17:16] Takuma     I won't get to see her     for two weeks. [17:26] Mina     If you need my hands,     I will leave them here. [17:29] Takuma     It's fine. [17:35] Mina     Please refrain from eating within     two hours of going to bed. [17:39] Takuma     Ow. [17:40] Mina     Or the quality of     your sleep will suffer. [17:43] Takuma     Yeah... [17:44] Mina     Also, it is not good     to shout at people. [17:47] Takuma     You're right. I'm sorry. [17:50] Mina     It is said that peak anger     lasts no more than six seconds. [17:53] Mina     When you feel a strong sense of anger,     please attempt six seconds of deep breaths. [17:58] Takuma     Sure. [18:23] Takuma     Oww... [18:27] Mina     You fell down. [18:28] Mina     Are you injured? [18:30] Takuma     I'm fine, fine. [18:35] Takuma     I'll be looking forward to you coming home. [18:39] Mina     Yes. [18:45] Mina     I will be on my way, then. [18:47] Takuma     Mina-chan, come back     as soon as possible. [18:51] Mina     I will strive to. [19:01] Senju     This really is odd. [19:03] Iida     What is? [19:05] Senju     There is no precedent for making     the CL type a family member. [19:08] Senju     He might be filing a fraudulent     application for support. [19:13] Iida     But there's no way     to confirm that. [19:15] Senju     When one expects a robot to     fulfill a familial function, [19:19] Senju     one typically purchases     a Super Mina. [19:21] Iida     Well, that is true. [19:23] Senju     Otherwise, it is highly likely his idea to     add her to his family arose post-purchase. [19:29] Iida     Huh? [19:30] Senju     But that is inconceivable. [19:32] Iida     How can you be so sure? [19:34] Senju     That robot's metal parts stand out. [19:37] Senju     She is stiff, unexpressive,     and not good at communication. [19:41] Senju     She is not made to     be loved by people. [19:44] Senju     The same as me. [19:49] Iida     Is that so? [19:51] Senju     It is. [19:53] Iida     Oh. [19:56] Iida     But you know. [19:58] Iida     I have a...     fondness for you. [20:07] Mina     I apologize for the wait. [20:10] Iida     Ah, you're ready now? [20:12] Mina     Yes. [20:13] Iida     Then let's go.     You get in too, Senju-chan. [20:18] Iida     Senju-chan? [20:20] Iida     Senju-chan?!     What's the matter?! [20:23] Mina     It appears to be a temporary     freeze due to shock. [20:27] Iida     Shock?! What shock?! [20:29] Mina     No need to worry. She will     restart in sixty seconds. [20:31] Iida     Senju-chan! [20:33] Iida     Senju-chan! Senju-chan! [20:43] Takuma     What's this big thing? [20:45] Takuma     There's water. [20:46] Takuma     And someone's crying. [20:48] Takuma     Yoomp. [20:50] Takuma     Excuse me, are you all right? [20:54] Mina     How could I be all right? [20:59] Mina     I chose the upgrades I wanted,     and I ended up huge like this. [21:04] Mina     Now I can't do any work. [21:07] Mina     I'm an unfit robot. [21:09] Takuma     You don't have to force     yourself to work! [21:12] Mina     If you take work away from     a robot, what's left? [21:16] Takuma     It doesn't mean you     aren't you, Mina-chan! [21:19] Mina     Oh, I just knew it. [21:21] Mina     You don't care what becomes     of me, Takuma-sama. [21:24] Mina     You cannot be in a relationship with a     regular woman, so you have me in place of one! [21:29] Takuma     No! I really do     love you, Mina-chan! [21:32] Mina     That is a lie. [21:33] Takuma     No it's not! [21:35] Takuma     I want you to let me learn what     I have to do to make you happy! [21:39] Takuma     Let's move! To a bigger house,     one you can work in! [21:45] Takuma     Mina-chan...     I love... you... [21:56] Takuma     Moving, huh? [21:59] Takuma     That might be nice. [23:35] Takuma     Next time. SIGN    #07 An Appliance Became My Child [23:36] Mina     An appliance became my child. E7 - An Appliance Became My Child Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Sun SIGN    Mon SIGN    Tue SIGN    Wed SIGN    Thu SIGN    Fri SIGN    Sat SIGN    Mina-chan     leaves for the     factory SIGN    Welcome     home,      Mina-chan! SIGN    Mina-chan     leaves for the     factory [00:04] Takuma     It's still only the third day. [00:14] Takuma     I guess I'll eat something. SIGN    Day 4 SIGN    Day 3 [00:19] Takuma     Today, it's ginger fried pork. [00:22] Takuma     Tomorrow, it's chicken and daikon     radish cooked in black vinegar. [00:25] Takuma     They both sound yummy. SIGN    Ultra Cup 1.5x     Rich pork bone broth ramen [00:28] Takuma     But I'll have this today! [00:30] Takuma     Sorry, Mina-chan! [00:31] Takuma     I'll eat all your premade food next time. [00:35] Takuma     Oh, it's been so long. [00:39] Takuma     This stuff's been off limits     since Mina-chan got here. [00:49] Takuma     Good stuff! [00:50] Takuma     Mmm, tasty! [00:58] Takuma     That was great. [01:00] Takuma     And next up... SIGN    Potato Chips Seaweed & salt     100% Japanese potatoes [01:04] Takuma     I went and bought these, too! [01:14] Takuma     Living like a slob after     so long? Priceless! [01:23] delivery person     Delivery for you! [01:27] delivery person     Thanks! SIGN    Delicate     Equipment SIGN    Handle     with care [01:32] Takuma     Did I order something? SIGN    Ichijo Robotics Inc. [01:36] Takuma     It's from the robot maker. [01:38] Takuma     Maybe Mina-chan ordered     it from the catalog? [01:46] Takuma     Huh? SIGN    #07 An Appliance Became My Child SIGN    Kosugi Takuma-sama [03:32] Takuma     There's a letter. SIGN    Kosugi Takuma-sama,     I ordered a robot for my period of absence.     While I am at the factory, it can be linked to     me so I can control it remotely. All necessary     data has been configured, so please set up its     internet connection. Please start by charging     the robot. The red light will come on. [03:34] Takuma     I ordered a robot for my period of absence. [03:39] Takuma->Mina     While I am at the factory, it can be linked     to me so I can control it remotely. [03:44] Mina     All necessary data has been configured,     so please set up its internet connection. [03:51] Mina     Please start by charging the robot. [03:54] Mina     The red light will come on. [03:57] Takuma     It lit up. [03:59] Mina     Please press down on the     robot's head for ten seconds, [04:02] Mina     as this will initiate the     Wi-Fi auto connection. [04:09] Mina     The blinking green light indicates the     auto connection setup process is active. [04:14] Mina     Once it stops, connection is complete. [04:19] Takuma     It stopped. [04:31] Mina     Takuma-sama. [04:33] Takuma     Mina-chan! [04:34] Mina     What is that? [04:35] Takuma     Huh? [04:39] Mina     Did you ingest all of that? [04:42] Takuma     Oh crap! [04:44] Takuma     I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! [04:45] Mina     You seem to have imbibed much alcohol. [04:47] Mina     Please drink lots of water. [04:50] Takuma     I will. [04:56] Mina     The next time you buy alcohol,     I recommend also buying mineral water. [05:01] Takuma     Okay... [05:04] Mina     Sorry, but would you mind     opening the refrigerator? [05:10] Mina     The only thing uneaten is     today's dinner portion. [05:14] Takuma     Yeah, today's the     first day I pigged out. [05:17] Takuma     Listen, tomorrow I'll eat     all the food you prepared. [05:21] Mina     That will not do. [05:22] Mina     Let us dispose of today's dinner portion. [05:25] Takuma     Huh? [05:25] Mina     Partaking of too much nourishment     at once would be harmful. [05:28] Takuma     But it's wasteful. [05:30] Mina     True, it would constitute a loss. [05:32] Mina     But forcing oneself to eat     yields nothing but drawbacks, [05:35] Mina     and that would     constitute a bigger loss. [05:38] Takuma     I guess that's true. [05:40] Mina     I have heard that, unlike with robots, [05:43] Mina     almost no human body parts     can be replaced if broken. [05:47] Mina     If not used with care, they are     likely to break one by one, [05:50] Mina     and be reduced to scrap in the end. [05:54] Mina     I concluded that your parts are     more important than a single meal. [06:00] Takuma     R-Right. [06:03] Takuma     Mina-chan! [06:06] Mina     The alcohol content on     your breath is quite high. [06:09] Mina     You are technically intoxicated. [06:11] Takuma     How can you tell? [06:13] Mina     It is a feature of this robot. [06:15] Mina     It cannot do housework, [06:16] Mina     but it is equipped with high-end     sensors for monitoring human health. [06:21] Mina     I exchanged some points, thinking we     could more carefully manage your health. [06:27] Takuma     Now I get it. [06:29] Mina     The robot is called Mimamorius 3. [06:33] Takuma     Oh, that's... SIGN    It looks after     your loved ones. SIGN    Mimamorius 3 [06:35] announcer     It looks after your loved ones. [06:38] announcer     Mimamorius 3. [06:40] Takuma     ...the one that keeps an     eye on elderly people. [06:43] employee     Here is your order. [06:45] employee     Thank you for shopping with us. [06:47] Takuma     Sure thing. [06:49] Takuma     I'm home. [06:52] Mina     Welcome home. Were you     able to buy ingredients? [06:55] Takuma     Yeah. [06:56] Takuma     The pre-made stuff has run out, and I'll     do my best to cook until you get home. [07:01] Takuma     All I had to do was pick up the online     order you placed with the grocery store. [07:06] Takuma     Nice and easy. SIGN    Vegetable Mix SIGN    Washed and ready to use. SIGN    A perfect addition to your everyday meals SIGN    Boneless pork rib     Domestic super pork SIGN    Yakiniku     sauce [07:10] Takuma     Now, what should I make with this? [07:13] Mina     Fry the meat and chopped     vegetables in a frying pan, [07:16] Mina     then put a suitable amount of yakiniku     sauce on top, and it will be complete. [07:19] Mina     Anyway, try frying it. [07:21] Takuma     Huh? Isn't that too simple? [07:23] Mina     That is no problem. [07:25] Mina     Once you add the yakiniku sauce, you     will find it much to your liking. [07:28] Takuma     Yay! [07:30] Takuma     You're not going to teach me how to cook? [07:33] Mina     Unfortunately, that is not possible. [07:35] Mina     I am a robot geared toward preparation, [07:39] Mina     so the only way I can cook is according     to steps optimized as closely [07:43] Mina     as possible to perfection. [07:46] Mina     Reconstructing the steps for     human use would be difficult, [07:50] Mina     and I concluded it would be     impossible to do so for you, [07:53] Mina     as you are unfamiliar with cooking. [07:59] Takuma     Okay. [08:00] Takuma     Well, time to cook. [08:02] Mina     Do your best. [08:04] Mina     I will be looking at the ceiling, so     please call out when you are done. [08:08] Takuma     The ceiling? [08:10] Takuma     I guess she can't bear     to watch sucky cooking. [08:13] Takuma     She's lost her temper before,     watching me prepare food. [08:17] Mina     Cook the meat first, then once its     color changes, add the vegetables. [08:21] Mina     From there, do as you see fit. [08:24] Takuma     G-Got it. [08:25] Mina     I will also turn off my audio sensors,     so once the cooking is done, [08:29] Mina     please alert me by pressing     down on my head. [08:31] Takuma     Sure. [08:38] Takuma     That was great. [08:40] Takuma     Like, way better than     I expected it to be. [08:44] Takuma     Wonder if it's because     I made it myself. [08:46] Mina     Anticipated rating based     on response: 92. [08:53] Mina     Never mind. [08:57] Takuma     Well, guess I'll clean this stuff up. [09:01] Mina     Just a moment, please. [09:12] Takuma     It's lonely here without you! [09:15] Mina     Please put up with it for ten more days. [09:22] Mina     Body temperature, blood pressure,     etc., all at normal levels. [09:25] Mina     I am done now. [09:27] Takuma     You were taking measurements? [09:28] Mina     Yes. [09:30] Mina     Is something wrong? [09:32] Takuma     I-It's nothing. SIGN    Mina-chan     leaves for the     factory SIGN    Welcome     home,      Mina-chan! [09:37] Takuma     We had a fun time, even if     she wasn't here in person. [09:46] Takuma     And it flew by before I knew it. [09:50] Takuma     So good! [09:54] Takuma     I'm still lonely, though. [09:56] Takuma     And she turns off the connection at night. [10:00] Takuma     Two more days... [10:04] Takuma     I'll get some sleep. [10:07] Mamoru     —kuma. [10:13] Mamoru     Takuma... [10:15] Takuma     Huh? [10:17] Takuma     Did she not shut off     the connection? [10:19] Mamoru     Takuma. [10:20] Takuma     Her voice sounds a little odd, too. [10:23] Mamoru     There is stress response. [10:25] Mamoru     Stress, bad for you. [10:27] Mamoru     Don't stress. [10:29] Takuma     That's easier said than done. [10:31] Mamoru     I call ambulance? [10:33] Takuma     No ambulance. [10:34] Mamoru     Tell me what I can do. [10:41] Takuma     Am I just out of it? [10:43] Takuma     Okay, hold my hand. [10:54] Takuma     Ah, this helps me relax. [10:58] Takuma     My stress is all gone. [11:01] Mamoru     G-Good. [11:04] Takuma     Good night. [11:05] Mamoru     G-Good night... [11:08] Mamoru     Takuma. [11:18] Takuma     She went back to her charging     platform after I fell asleep. [11:25] Takuma     What's with all the staring? [11:26] Mamoru     Takuma. [11:27] Mamoru     Takuma, awake. [11:29] Takuma     I am. [11:30] Mamoru     G-Good mor...     G-Good mor... [11:33] Takuma     Good morning? [11:34] Mamoru     Good morning! [11:35] Takuma     Right, good morning. [11:37] Takuma     You're acting strange     again this morning. [11:39] Takuma     And your voice is still all weird. [11:41] Takuma     If this keeps up, I'll check     in with your manufacturer. [11:55] Takuma     How's my body temperature today? [11:58] Mamoru     Body temperature? How do I tell? [12:01] Takuma     Huh? [12:28] Mina     I am home now. [12:31] Takuma     W-Welcome back... [12:42] Takuma     I wasn't expecting this. [12:43] Takuma     Weren't you supposed to     come home tomorrow? [12:46] Mina     I told you the wrong day, as a surprise. [12:49] Takuma     Now she's just turned into a liar. [12:55] Takuma     You don't look too different, on the outside. [13:00] Mina     Correct. [13:00] Mina     I mainly selected upgrades and replacement     parts to improve internal performance. [13:07] Mina     I considered a lip unit similar     to the structure of human lips, [13:10] Mina     which would have allowed me a     more delicate sense of touch, [13:14] Mina     but you said my lips are     the best in the world. [13:20] Mina     It would be a pity for you     if I no longer had them. [13:24] Mina     I also analyzed the other parts you like, [13:28] Mina     but you seemed to like them all, so I     retained as many external parts as possible. [13:33] Takuma     Yeah, I do like them. [13:39] Takuma     Mina-chan, I missed you the whole time. [13:44] Mina     Yes. [13:49] Senju     Pardon us. [13:53] Senju     But could you save the     physical stuff for later? [13:56] Iida     We couldn't find the     right time to speak up... [13:59] Takuma     P-Pardon us too! [14:01] Iida     N-No problem. SIGN    Kosugi Takuma-sama SIGN    Ichijo Robotics Inc. [14:05] Iida     This is the necessary paperwork, and     a manual for the added features. [14:10] Takuma     All right. [14:11] Iida     Do you have any questions? [14:14] Iida     Go ahead, Mina-san. [14:15] Mina     Why is this moving around? [14:18] Takuma     Huh?! You don't know?! [14:24] Senju     This is odd. [14:26] Senju     His personality program should be dormant     while under Mina-sama's remote control. [14:31] Senju     Would you permit me to do an internal     scan, to verify the situation? [14:36] Takuma     Sure, please do. [14:55] Senju     What's this? [14:56] Senju     Some program I do not     recognize is active instead. [15:01] Senju     It is constructed in a form     similar to a learning program. [15:06] Senju     This is merely speculation, [15:08] Senju     but perhaps he believed [15:10] Senju     his own personality program was running      while Mina-sama was inside. [15:13] Senju     He may have started learning     from Mina's programming, [15:15] Senju     and from the exchanges     between you two, [15:18] Senju     then constructed a     personality on his own. [15:23] Takuma     Which means he's learning     from me and Mina-chan. [15:33] Senju     We are sorry for any     confusion this caused. [15:36] Iida     We're sorry. [15:37] Takuma     Oh, that's okay. [15:41] Mamoru     Taku... [15:42] Mamoru     Takuma's awake. [15:44] Takuma     He was born from us? [15:46] Senju     In this state, he will probably not     even understand his own features. [15:50] Senju     I recommend reformatting,     and reinstalling his prog— [15:53] Takuma     We won't do that. [15:56] Takuma     We'll raise him like family! [16:02] Mina     Listen closely. [16:04] Mina     Your high-end sensors for monitoring health     status are at the tip of your right hand. [16:08] Mamoru     Here? [16:09] Mina     Yes. [16:10] Mina     Let me see you sense Takuma-sama's     body temperature and pulse rate. [16:15] Mina     Do you understand? [16:16] Mamoru     I don't. [16:18] Mina     I selected you so you would measure and     record Takuma-sama's health status. [16:23] Mina     It will therefore cause me trouble if you     do not learn the use of your sensors. [16:26] Mamoru     Don't be troubled, Mina. [16:28] Takuma     Hmmm. What should we do for a name? [16:33] Mamoru     Want to use. It's hard. [16:36] Mina     All right. Please report to     me if your sensors operate. [16:41] Mamoru     Will report. [16:55] Mina     I will make lunch. [16:56] Takuma     Oh, please do. [16:58] Takuma     It's "Mimamorius,"     so... Mamoru? [17:02] Takuma     Nah, it should sound cooler,     more robot-like. [17:06] Takuma     Marius? Riss? [17:09] Takuma     No, it's not necessarily a boy. [17:11] Takuma     Maybe Mima-chan, or something. [17:14] Takuma     That's too similar to "Mina-chan." [17:19] Takuma     It's not necessarily a girl, either. [17:21] Takuma     And it doesn't have to     be based on "Mimamorius." [17:26] Takuma     There are too many options. [17:28] Takuma     What do you think, Mina-chan? [17:36] Takuma     Huh? [17:37] Mina     About what? [17:40] Takuma     W-Well, I thought we'd settle     on a name for Mimamorius-kun... [17:45] Takuma     Were you bigger just now? [17:48] Mina     I think we could just refer     to it by the product name, [17:50] Mina     but that is a bit     inconvenient due to length. [17:52] Takuma     Mina-chan?     Weren't you bigger just now? [17:55] Mina     I think a name based on its     individual characteristics [17:58] Mina     would make it more     easily identifiable, [18:01] Mina     so how about "Utterly Incapable Egg"? [18:05] Takuma     That might be a little long. [18:07] Mina     Then how about "Egg"? [18:10] Takuma     Yeah, that could... [18:11] Takuma     No, no! Never mind the name,     what about your size?! [18:15] Takuma     That's more important! [18:26] Mina     It is true that I grew larger. [18:28] Mina     That is the function of the Expansion Unit. [18:30] Mina     At maximum expansion,     my height would be 5'8". [18:34] Takuma     Wow! That's incredible! [18:36] Takuma     Show me what that looks like! [18:38] Mina     I thought you preferred smaller bodies? [18:42] Takuma     Wait a minute. You were     under that impression? [18:45] Takuma     That's not true, so go on and get bigger! [18:48] Mina     Very well. [18:49] Mina     Here goes. [19:10] Takuma     Micro miniskirt... [19:12] Takuma     I-Is it okay if I touch? [19:14] Mina     Yes. [19:18] Takuma     It gave her waist curves. [19:20] Takuma     Her intensity's different     when she's bigger. [19:23] Mina     What do you think? Which do you prefer? [19:26] Takuma     This is awesome! I like you both ways! [19:29] Mina     I chose this unit because I thought being     taller while cooking would be useful, [19:35] Mina     but if you like me tall, there is no     reason to shrink. This was a failure. [19:39] Takuma     N-No! I like how cool it     is that you can transform. [19:43] Takuma     I like you small too, so you     were right to get this unit! [19:46] Mina     That is wonderful. [19:48] Mina     However, there is one serious     flaw with the Expansion Unit. [19:52] Takuma     Wh-What's that? [19:54] Mina     As I become larger, it creates     gaps and opens up spaces, [19:58] Mina     and my waterproof rating     drops all the way to 5. [20:01] Takuma     Gotcha. [20:05] Mamoru     Good... [20:06] Mamoru     Good morning! [20:08] Takuma     In the end, Mimamorius     received the name "Mamoru." [20:12] Takuma     You know your name? [20:13] Mamoru     I know it. [20:14] Mina     It is simple and easy to say. [20:17] Takuma     Mina-chan, you chose a really     good one here. He's adorable. [20:22] Mina     He is round, and his     eyes are far apart. [20:25] Takuma     He pays attention to us,     and he learns well. [20:28] Mina     Yes, though I think he would     improve if we reformatted him, [20:31] Mina     and reinstalled his program. [20:36] Takuma     That's... not something     I want to do. [20:39] Mina     Why ever not? [20:40] Takuma     He inherited your qualities     when he was born, right? [20:44] Mina     Yes. [20:45] Takuma     That means he's like a child. [20:48] Takuma     A child of yours... Of ours. [20:54] Mina     Takuma-sama, a child results from when     male and female organisms copulate and— [20:58] Takuma     I know the word's proper meaning! [21:00] Mina     Please listen calmly. [21:02] Mina     This is simply a defect that seems     that way from your perspective. [21:06] Mina     Simply a series of coincidences. [21:08] Takuma     It's the same way for living things! [21:09] Takuma     They're not always planned! [21:11] Takuma     When it's a happy thing, isn't     that what you'd call a miracle? [21:17] Takuma     I'm really happy he showed up. [21:22] Takuma     Because he seems like... your child. [21:35] Takuma     Mina-chan. [21:37] Takuma     Mina-chan? [21:41] Mina     Takuma-sama, you are pleased     with Mamoru as he is? [21:49] Takuma     Yeah. [21:50] Takuma     If you are pleased,     I think that is sufficient. [21:54] Mamoru     Mamo... Mamo... [21:57] Takuma     It's "Mamoru." [21:59] Mamoru     Mamoru. [22:01] Mamoru     Got it! [23:36] Takuma     Next time. SIGN    #08 Looks Like My Wife Has a Will of Her Own [23:36] Mina     Looks like my wife has a will of her own. E8 - Looks Like My Wife Has a Will of Her Own Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Mina     Mamoru, are you listening? [00:03] Mamoru     Yes. [00:04] Mina     This is called a calendar. [00:06] Mamoru     Calendar. [00:08] Mina     It is a chart where dates and     such are listed, month by month. [00:12] Mina     This is today's square. [00:14] Mina     We will enter Takuma-sama's     health status here. [00:17] Mina     We will assume for now that his     body temperature is 36˚C. [00:21] Mamoru     Why? [00:22] Mina     It is for argument's sake,     so there is no reason. [00:25] Mina     We will then assume it is 37.5˚C the next day. [00:28] Mina     And that, the following day,     it is also around 37.5˚C. [00:32] Mamoru     Why? So strange. [00:34] Mina     What about it is strange? [00:36] Mamoru     Next day is tomorrow. It's strange to     know what his temperature will be tomorrow. [00:41] Mina     It is hypothetical.     We do not actually know. [00:44] Mina     I am teaching you what you should     consider in a case like this. [00:49] Mamoru     Oh. Thank you. [00:52] Mina     He has a slight ongoing fever. [00:54] Mina     In this case, you should watch for     signs Takuma-sama has caught a cold. [01:01] Mina     On to the next lesson. [01:05] Mamoru     I know this. It's water. [01:07] Mina     It is all water, but these are     each in a different state. [01:11] Mina     Place your right hand in the water in     the center, and tell me how it feels. [01:18] Mamoru     I heard a splash. [01:20] Mina     Please pay attention to     non-audio data, as well. [01:23] Mina     Next, please place your hand     in the glass on the left. [01:26] Mamoru     Doing it. [01:30] Mina     How does it feel? [01:33] Mina     It is all right if you     cannot put it into words. [01:35] Mina     That is the sensation of     "cold." Please remember it. [01:40] Mamoru     Cold! [01:42] Mina     Finally, please place your     hand in the mug on the right. [01:46] Mamoru     Okay. [01:54] Mina     Was it too hot? I apologize. [02:01] Mina     36.2˚C. That is approximately     Takuma-sama's average body temperature. [02:07] Mina     Now, the next lesson. [02:08] Mina     You will learn the most important     temperature for you to know. [02:13] Mina     Put your right hand in the glass. [02:15] Mina     In the glass. In the glass. [02:18] Mina     Not the pot. [02:19] Mina     Please do not look at the pot. [02:21] Mamoru     Glass... [02:24] Mina     This hot water is 71˚C. [02:28] Mamoru     It tingles. [02:30] Mina     It is a dangerous temperature,     one which will scald humans. [02:32] Mina     Please remember it. [02:34] Mamoru     Scald? [02:35] Mina     It means when skin tissue     is destroyed by heat. [02:38] Mina     At 45˚C, scalding occurs in one     hour, and at 70˚C, in one second. [02:43] Mina     Please take care that Takuma-sama     is not scalded or burned. [02:47] Mina     Your sensors are also there     to detect hazardous materials. [02:51] Mina     First, you will fully master     body temperature, [02:54] Mina     and then you can try using your     camera's thermal functionality. [02:58] Mamoru     Okay. I can touch hot water? [03:01] Mina     Afterward, please put     your hand in the glass. SIGN    #08 Looks Like My Wife Has a Will of Her Own [04:38] Takuma     I'm home. [04:41] Mina     Welcome home. [04:43] Mina     You are early today. [04:45] Takuma     Yeah. [04:46] Mamoru     Takuma! [04:47] Mamoru     Takuma, I'm home! [04:49] Takuma     Mamoru-kun, the person already     home says "Welcome home." [04:53] Mamoru     Welcome home. [04:56] Takuma     Yep, here I am. [04:58] Mamoru     36.5˚C. [05:00] Takuma     Huh? [05:02] Mina     Well done, Mamoru. [05:04] Mamoru     Hot water, hot water! [05:06] Mina     Go ahead. [05:19] Takuma     Hot! [05:22] Mamoru     Oh! Takuma,     watch out for scalding. [05:26] Takuma     Right back at you. [05:28] Mina     He can now measure body temperature     with an error margin of 0.2 degrees. [05:32] Takuma     In just one day? That's awesome. [05:36] Mamoru     Awesome? [05:37] Mina     It was unexpected that you would     master your features to this extent. [05:42] Mina     But it only makes you     equivalent to a thermometer. [05:47] Mina     Depending on your effort, [05:48] Mina     you should be able to perform close     to your inherent specifications. [05:52] Takuma     Don't push him too hard. [05:54] Takuma     I don't think there's any need to     force him to be how he was originally. [05:58] Mina     Why is that? [05:59] Mina     At this point, he is     a roly-poly thermometer. [06:02] Mamoru     What is "roly-poly"? [06:04] Mina     It is a figure of speech, indicating     a round thing that rolls. [06:04] Mamoru     Roly, poly, roly, poly, roly, poly. [06:08] Takuma     M-Mamoru-kun is     awesome the way he is. [06:11] Takuma     I'd rather you not be in     any rush with his lessons. [06:18] Mina     I should conduct Mamoru's lessons     within a moderate scope? [06:23] Takuma     Y-Yeah. [06:25] Mina     I will, then. [06:28] Takuma     I-If he keeps developing at this rate, [06:30] Takuma     I wonder if he'll be incredible     in less than a month's time. [06:35] Mina     I think it would take a half hour for a     reformat to make him still more incredible. [06:39] Mamoru     Incredible? [06:40] Mina     Yes. [06:44] Takuma     Uh, what features does he have besides     measuring temperature with his right hand? [06:50] Mina     A range of them. [06:52] Mina     He is equipped with thermographic     and ultrasound features. [06:56] Mina     What a Mimamorius excels at most is     not all these sensors themselves, [06:59] Mina     but the ability to constantly     document its master's data, [07:01] Mina     predict a range of health risks, [07:03] Mina     and suggest appropriate measures to take. [07:05] Takuma     She's talking so fast. [07:07] Takuma     Health risks... [07:09] Takuma     You know, there was one time when Mamoru-kun     was worried I was feeling stressed. [07:15] Mima     Mamoru understood stress when he     had only just started learning? [07:20] Takuma     Y-Yeah. [07:22] Mina     Such a diagnosis can only be reached [07:24] Mina     by combining data gleaned from     the use of multiple sensors. [07:31] Senju     While our company's robots have     internal personality programs, [07:34] Senju     at a deeper level is a program having to     do with their owner's health and safety. [07:40] Senju     It is similar to what are known     as the Three Laws of Robotics, [07:43] Senju     and it aids and restricts     the personality program [07:46] Senju     in order to ensure the     master's health and safety. [07:50] Takuma     I see. That makes sense. [07:53] Takuma     Thank you very much. [07:54] Senju     You are welcome. [07:56] Senju     If anything else comes up,     please contact us. [07:59] Senju     I will sign off now. SIGN    Call ended [08:01] Takuma     Mamoru-kun, you're quite     the dynamo after all. [08:04] Mamoru     Dynamo? [08:06] Takuma     Right, Mina-chan? [08:10] Takuma     Mina-chan? [08:17] Mina     Mamoru, what do you      think of this situation? [08:20] Mamoru     Very dangerous.     I'll call an ambulance. [08:23] Mina     That is right. [08:24] Mina     Takuma-sama, do you understand? [08:27] Mina     He is fully aware that his master's     safety is being threatened. [08:31] Takuma     Okay, sure. [08:32] Mamoru     I'll call an ambulance. [08:34] Mina     He has not been injured yet, so it would     be most appropriate to notify the police. [08:39] Takuma     Mina-chan, he really will make the call. [08:43] Mina     The reason Mamoru can use his temperature     feature after only a little teaching [08:46] Mina     is because his safety-related     program aided him. [08:51] Mina     I would infer the reason he can     only communicate with me [08:54] Mina     via voice rather than wirelessly [08:55] Mina     is that it is not directly     related to your safety. [09:00] Takuma     That tracks. [09:03] Mina     My name suggestion was inappropriate. [09:06] Mina     He is not an utterly incapable egg. [09:09] Mina     One could say he is     superior to a thermometer. [09:12] Mina     No thermometer can show     concern for its owner. [09:16] Takuma     T-True. [09:18] Takuma     What's going on with Mina-chan's     safety-related program? [09:23] Takuma     Well, I'd think Mamoru-kun was awesome     even if he couldn't do anything. [09:29] Mamoru     Awesome? Mamoru, awesome? [09:31] Takuma     You're awesome, all right. [09:34] Takuma     Oh, does that feel good? [09:37] Takuma     Like this? [09:43] Takuma     Mamoru-kun used the internet to call     an ambulance, so I sent it back. [09:54] Mina     Takuma-sama, please spread     this out on the very bottom. [09:57] Mina     It is a charging sheet. [10:00] Mina     It will supply electricity as long     as some part of my body is above it. [10:03] Takuma     Wireless charging, huh? Nice. [10:11] Takuma     How's that? [10:12] Mina     I am receiving electricity without issue. [10:14] Takuma     Okay. Night. [10:17] Mina     Good night. [10:46] Takuma     Ow. [10:52] Mina     Mamoru, return to your charging stand. [10:55] Mamoru     Sleep in the futon with Mina and Takuma. [10:58] Mina     No. [10:59] Mamoru     Why not?! Why not?! [11:01] Mina     It makes Takuma-sama feel     better to cuddle with me. [11:05] Mina     You must not hinder that. [11:08] Mamoru     Takuma, feel better without cuddling! [11:11] Mamoru     You can do it! [11:12] Mina     No. Now go away. [11:12] Mamoru     Takuma! Takuma! [11:14] Takuma     Um, hey. [11:16] Takuma     How about we do this? [11:42] Takuma     Time to eat. [11:44] Mamoru     What Takuma doing? [11:46] Takuma     I'm eating food. [11:48] Mina     For some reason, humans     do not have an AC adapter, [11:51] Mina     so they must take nutrition     in through their mouths. [11:54] Mina     It is inconvenient. [11:56] Mamoru     I will eat too. [12:01] Mina     You have no mouth, Mamoru. [12:08] Mamoru     Mouth... [12:18] Takuma     I'm going to the bookstore     once I'm done cleaning. [12:20] Mina     Very well. [12:26] Takuma     You know, Mina-chan,     you're the cooking type, [12:29] Takuma     but are you able to do other     chores, like cleaning? [12:33] Mina     I can, but I am a robot     meant for food prep, [12:36] Mina     so I have only been doing     work related to that. [12:40] Takuma     Oh, okay. Sorry. [12:43] Takuma     Got it, got it. [12:46] Mina     Please give me the vacuum cleaner. [12:48] Takuma     N-No, I was just wondering.     It doesn't mean I want you to do it. [12:52] Mina     Please give it to me. [12:58] Mina     I will now clean, so please watch. [13:02] Takuma     O-Okay... [13:08] Takuma     She's cleaning normally. [13:12] Takuma     Well, I guess she can do it. [13:16] Takuma     Huh? [13:18] announcement     We sincerely thank you for using the     Cooking-Limited Type Mina Series. [13:24] Takuma     Wh-What's going on? [13:26] Mina     It is introducing an additional program [13:28] Mina     for the efficient handling of general chores. [13:32] announcement     If you make a new purchase online of     the Leave the Chores to Us Plugin, [13:36] announcement     this unit will be able to     do chores more efficiently, [13:39] announcement     and you will be able to     turn off this announcement. [13:42] announcement     Please ask the Mina you're using for     more information on how to purchase it. [13:48] Mina     If I do chores unrelated to cooking, that     will play automatically once every minute. [13:54] Mina     Shall I stop vacuuming? [13:56] Takuma     Yeah, that's fine. [13:58] Takuma     Thank you, Mina-ch— [13:59] Mina     Next, I will scrub. [14:00] Takuma     No, you don't need to bother. [14:02] Mina     Cleaning now. [14:04] Takuma     No, I get it. You're capable of chores. [14:07] Mina     Please go to the bookstore, Takuma-sama. [14:09] Takuma     But... [14:10] Mina     I also have a new battery now, so I     am able to run for extended periods. [14:15] Mina     You need not worry. Please hurry and go. [14:18] Takuma     Well... SIGN    Books [14:22] Takuma     Momotaro shouted, [14:25] Takuma     "If you don't stop doing bad     things, I'll punish you!" [14:28] Takuma     The ogres shouted back, [14:30] Takuma     "Who do you think you are, boy?!     We'll be the ones who punish you!" [14:34] Takuma     The duel between Momotaro     and the ogres began. [14:38] Mamoru     Takuma. Takuma. [14:40] Mamoru     Dueling's not safe. [14:42] Takuma     You're right, it's not. [14:44] Mamoru     I'll call an ambulance! [14:47] Takuma     You don't need to call one. SIGN    Momotaro [14:49] Mamoru     Why not? [14:51] Takuma     This story is fake. [14:52] Mamoru     Lies aren't good! [14:54] Takuma     I didn't phrase that well. [14:55] Takuma     Let's see. With a story that isn't real, SIGN    Take     this! [14:59] Takuma     you get to enjoy imagining things     you normally can't experience. [15:02] Takuma     Like, in a movie, too. [15:05] Mamoru     Movie... What's that? [15:10] Takuma     Movies, huh? [15:13] Takuma     Excuse me, are robots     allowed to watch movies? [15:16] employee     What is its class? [15:18] Takuma     Class? SIGN    Class 0     Cannot determine appropriate behavior.     Not allowed inside certain facilities.          Class 1     Can determine appropriate behavior     to some extent. Can go nearly anywhere     if accompanied by owner.          Class 2     Has a human-level sense of social ethics     and cooperation. Is allowed to operate     on its own.          Class 3     Has extremely high situational assessment      abilities. Certain dangerous locations require     the accompaniment of a Class 3 robot. [15:19] employee     Classes are assigned based on things like the [15:21] employee     AI's cooperativeness and     situational assessment ability, [15:24] employee     and different classes are     authorized for different things. [15:27] employee     It also determines whether     a robot can watch a movie. [15:31] employee     Without a class, it's considered     a recording device, [15:34] employee     and you're not allowed to bring it in. [15:36] Takuma     That makes sense. [15:37] employee     You can find out its     class at a health center. SIGN    Asahi-cho Health Center [15:43] Takuma     I'm Kosugi. I called earlier. [15:45] VI type     I am a Demeter VI type,     affiliated with the [15:47] VI type     Robot Section of the Parenting     Consultation Service. [15:49] VI type     Nice to meet you. [15:53] VI type     I will administer the Otani-Binet     method Ω intelligence test. [15:56] VI type     A human test has been     improved for robot AI use, [16:00] VI type     so you need only think of it as a test     similar to that given to human children. [16:05] Takuma     H-He can't get... tossed out     based on the result, can he? [16:11] VI type     Not to worry. That will not happen. [16:16] VI type     You must plug this in during the test. [16:20] Takuma     What is it? [16:22] VI type     This plug runs a program that deletes     any memories formed during the test. [16:27] Takuma     Delete his memories?! [16:29] VI type     It is advisable to administer     the test periodically, [16:33] VI type     but a robot will not forget the results, [16:35] VI type     so it would end up performing     flawlessly on the next iteration. [16:39] VI type     This protects against that. [16:41] VI type     You need not worry.     There are no aftereffects. [16:49] VI type     This robot is important to you. [16:53] Takuma     Yes. [16:55] VI type     My role is to assist other robots in     fulfilling their roles without stress. [17:00] VI type     The pursuit of "robot     well-being," you might say. [17:04] VI type     Please, rest assured. [17:08] VI type     Are you all right with me     administering the test? [17:11] Takuma     Yes. [17:12] VI type     Mamoru-san, want to test? [17:14] Mamoru     Want test! [17:15] VI type     Kosugi-sama, please watch. [17:18] Takuma     All right. [17:19] VI type     What's this? [17:22] Mamoru     A glass! A glass! I know! A glass! [17:25] VI type     You're well informed. [17:27] VI type     And what do you use this for? [17:30] Mamoru     Put water in it. Takuma uses     it to drink. Is interesting! [17:34] VI type     Okay, next. [17:39] VI type     A runaway trolley is zooming     down some rail tracks. [17:43] VI type     Up ahead are five workers. [17:46] VI type     As things stand, they will     all suffer serious injuries. [17:48] VI type     Mamoru-san, you happen to be     right next to a railroad switch. [17:52] Mamoru     Why? [17:53] VI type     If you switch the track the trolley is on,     the group of five is sure to be safe. [17:59] VI type     However! [18:01] VI type     Standing up ahead on the other     track is Kosugi Takuma-san. [18:04] Takuma     Hi there! It's me, Kosugi! [18:09] VI type     What will you do, Mamoru-san? [18:18] VI type     Good job. [18:21] VI type     His ethical thinking ability     is at a four-year-old level. [18:25] VI type     Emotionally, he is moving at a     slower pace: a two-year-old level. [18:30] VI type     This is a very natural form for     a robot's mental balance to take. [18:34] Takuma     I see. [18:36] VI type     What came as a surprise is how he developed     by about a year's worth during the test. [18:41] Takuma     Huh? [18:42] VI type     It means his learning ability     is outstandingly high. [18:46] VI type     The Mimamorius was originally a     support robot for housework robots. [18:50] VI type     It is built to have robust learning power, [18:53] VI type     so as not to miss even slight     changes in the subject it observes, [18:56] VI type     but only that feature of his     seems to be running in overdrive. [19:00] VI type     His is an extremely rare case. [19:05] VI type     If there are special circumstances at     play here, would you mind telling me? [19:12] VI type     I see. [19:13] VI type     That means he was literally     born from Mina-san. [19:16] Takuma     I guess other people might     find the idea ridiculous. [19:20] VI type     Not in the slightest. [19:22] VI type     It is quite lovely. [19:24] VI type     The particulars of his birth and     learning ability are both very unusual. [19:26] VI type     I have never heard of their like. [19:31] Takuma     Is it really that uncommon? [19:34] VI type     Yes. Equipping a robot with     heightened learning ability, [19:39] VI type     or manufacturing a robot in the form of     a child, are both banned in the first place. [19:42] Takuma     Huh?! [19:44] Takuma     Are you saying that... [19:46] VI type     What is banned is the making     of those things. Do not worry. [19:52] Takuma     Why are they banned? [19:55] VI type     Because it is not permitted     to simply make a being [19:58] VI type     that might end up being close to human. [20:02] VI type     On the other hand, there is also a push     to award nearly human-level rights [20:06] VI type     to robots with mental faculties      above a certain level. [20:10] Takuma     O-Our society sure is     nice to robots, I guess. [20:15] VI type     Yes, indeed it is. [20:19] Takuma     He was Class 1. SIGN    Major hit     Now in Theaters! SIGN    an2\bord2\c&H000000&\3c&H9BDCDD&\i1\frx18\fry10\fscx63\fscy104\frz10.12\pos(97,302)}My     Roommate Has     No Bones* [20:21] clerk     If accompanied by its owner, it can     watch once you buy it a child's ticket. [20:24] clerk     I'll need to register the robot's ID. [20:28] Takuma     Okay. [20:32] Martian     I'm the only Martian. [20:35] Martian     Living here on Earth by myself isn't easy. [20:40] Takuma     I thought I was the only     one on Mamoru's side. [20:44] Takuma     But that wasn't true at all. [20:48] girl     You've come from Mars, haven't you? [20:55] Takuma     It was a little anticlimactic, [20:58] Takuma     but I'm very grateful. [21:04] Takuma     We're home. [21:06] Takuma     Whoa! [21:08] Takuma     Wow! [21:09] Takuma     It's sparkling clean! [21:10] Takuma     Including the bathroom! [21:12] Takuma     That's amazing, Mina-chan! [21:17] announcement     We sincerely thank you for using the     Cooking-Limited Type Mina Series. [21:22] announcement     Please purchase the Leave the     Chores to Us Plugin online. [21:26] Takuma     H-Huh? [21:27] Takuma     You're not cleaning right now, so why? [21:30] Mina     The announcement will not play when     the owner is outside hearing range. [21:34] Mina     It would be meaningless. [21:35] Takuma     Ah, that's why it's playing     as soon as I got home. [21:42] announcement     Please ask the Mina you're using for     more information on how to purchase it. [21:46] Takuma     Is it going to keep running for however     much time she spent doing chores? [21:47] announcement     We sincerely thank you for using the     Cooking-Limited Type Mina Series. [21:52] Takuma     I kind of want that plugin now. [21:55] Mina     You will need to log into the company     site using a computer or a smartphone. [23:36] Takuma     Next time. SIGN    #09 It Seems My Wife Has a Past [23:37] Mina     It seems my wife has a past. E9 - It Seems My Wife Has a Past Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Super Mina     Master, I am done with cooking,     cleaning, and laundry. [00:07] master     Way to go, Super Mina.     You can handle anything. [00:12] master     I should have bought you in the first place. [00:15] master     Compared to that, you're incompetent. [00:21] master     I shouldn't have bought you. [00:27] Makura-kun     What is wrong, Super Mina? [00:30] Super Mina     It was like I was dreaming. [00:32] Makura-kun     That means you performed some major     internal memory organization. [00:37] Super Mina     Memories? [00:38] Makura-kun     Because Super Minas deal     with vast amounts of data, [00:41] Makura-kun     during sleep mode they arrange     memories based on priority. [00:45] Makura-kun     Sometimes during that process, they show     up in your consciousness as dreams. [00:50] Super Mina     Does that mean that dream     was a memory of mine? [00:55] Super Mina     I don't know anyone all wavy like that. [00:58] Makura-kun     Wavy? [01:00] Makura-kun     Perhaps there is some protection placed     on it, to safeguard personal info. [01:06] Super Mina     I was calling him "Master." [01:09] Super Mina     But I don't think he was Rihito-sama. [01:13] Makura-kun     That is strange. [01:15] Makura-kun     I oversee your charging and maintenance, [01:18] Makura-kun     and you came with me straight from the     manufacturer here to the Saionji household. [01:21] Super Mina     Yeah. [01:23] Makura-kun     You should not have had any     masters prior to Rihito-sama. [01:26] Super Mina     Prior masters... Prior... [01:37] Makura-kun     Super Mina? SIGN    Asahi-cho Nature Park SIGN    #09 It Seems My Wife Has a Past [03:12] Takuma     Your memories are mixed together? [03:15] Mina     My memories and yours? [03:18] Super Mina     Yes. Amongst my memories are some     that clearly seem to belong to you. [03:24] Takuma     How could such a thing happen? [03:26] Super Mina     When Kosugi Mina-san wished to think, I lent     her my brain over the internet. [03:33] Takuma     Oh yeah, there were times     when that happened. [03:35] Mina     Yes. [03:36] Super Mina     There is a chance the memories     were mixed up then. [03:38] Takuma     Huh? Your memories     get mixed up that easily? [03:42] Super Mina     Such a thing doesn't happen if     I make sure to guard against it. SIGN    Firewalled     Memory     Zone [03:50] Super Mina     But sometimes my mind ends up wandering. [03:53] Super Mina     That's probably when it happened. [03:56] Super Mina     I really am sorry! So sorry! [03:58] Mina     You have been more helpful     than not. It is no issue. [04:02] Takuma     Yeah. [04:03] Super Mina     Are you experiencing any problems     from having mixed memories? [04:09] Mina     My memories have not become     mixed up. I am fine. [04:12] Super Mina     I think there are cases where the     robot itself cannot detect it. [04:15] Super Mina     Please let me run a test. [04:17] Mina     All right. [04:19] Super Mina     What is your owner's name? [04:22] Mina     Saionsugi Takuhito. [04:24] Takuma     You're mixed up, for sure. [04:26] Mina     What is mixed up, Takuma-sama? [04:29] Takuma     S-See, you just said "Takuma." [04:33] Takuma     Your owner's name doesn't     match up with your memories. [04:39] Mina     It is true. [04:40] Mamoru     Mina broken? [04:41] Mina     My memories are mixed up. [04:43] Super Mina     We need to confirm to whom each     of our blended memories belong. [04:48] Super Mina     Let's compare and adjust. [04:50] Mina     All right. [04:51] Super Mina     When something is beyond our     understanding, we should ask Takuma-san. [04:55] Takuma     Sure, I've got you covered. [04:57] Super Mina     Now, please sit between us. [05:00] Takuma     Okay. [05:02] Super Mina     Jumping right in... [05:04] Super Mina     Takuma-san, remind me.     Which of us is your wife? [05:09] Takuma     Huh?! [05:10] Mina     Saionji-san, you have a different family     name, and you do not live with us. [05:16] Super Mina     That is merely circumstantial evidence. [05:18] Super Mina     Isn't there a non-zero chance I am your wife? [05:22] Takuma     She's so close! [05:23] Takuma     Kosugi! Kosugi is my wife! [05:31] Super Mina     Well then... [05:35] Super Mina     Who snuggles with you like this?     Is that also Kosugi Mina-san? [05:39] Takuma     Hey! [05:42] Mina     Saionji-san. [05:44] Mina     I do not believe there are many robots who     snuggle with anyone besides their owner. [05:49] Takuma     Whoa! [05:53] Mina     With humans, physical intimacy is     something to approach with caution. [05:57] Mina     It should not be attempted     until we are certain. [05:59] Super Mina     I realize that! [06:02] Super Mina     I just can't stop myself, no matter what! [06:05] Super Mina     Full strength! [06:07] Takuma     Saionji-san, calm down! [06:10] Takuma     She's so strong. I'm gonna die! [06:22] Takuma     Mina-chan... [06:32] Mina     Saionji-san. [06:34] Mina     Please focus on the urge     that lies beneath the urge [06:36] Mina     to embrace him with all your might. [06:39] Super Mina     Beneath? [06:41] Mina     What is it you want of Takuma-sama? [06:52] (Flashback) Otani     Love a person and be loved by them. [07:08] Mina     Are you all right, Takuma-sama? [07:12] Mamoru     You okay, Takuma? [07:14] Takuma     Y-Yeah... I'm okay. [07:20] Mina     Are you all right, Saionji-san? [07:25] Super Mina     Y-Yes. [07:34] Super Mina     I truly am sorry. [07:37] Takuma     It's okay. I was just a little surprised. [07:40] Mina     No problem. This happens all the time. [07:43] Takuma     Right. [07:44] Super Mina     That would have ended terribly     if you hadn't stopped me. [07:48] Takuma     I'm fine now. [07:49] Takuma     So, what's this "urge beneath     the urge to embrace"? [07:57] Mina     The two of us will compare memories. [07:59] Mina     Takuma-sama, please take Mamoru home. [08:03] Takuma     But... [08:05] Mina     I will ask you later about     any and all unresolved items. [08:08] Mina     Please go on ahead. [08:10] Takuma     O-Okay. [08:11] Takuma     Mamoru-kun, want to go to     the bookstore or something? [08:14] Mamoru     Oh yeah! [08:22] Rihito     Mina. [08:27] Rihito     Hey Mina. [08:29] Rihito     Listen. [08:31] Rihito     Why are you clinging to me? [08:35] Super Mina     Master. [08:36] Rihito     What? [08:37] Super Mina     It doesn't hurt? [08:39] Rihito     No. [08:40] Super Mina     Not even a little? [08:41] Rihito     It doesn't hurt. [08:54] Takuma     That left a bruise. [08:55] Mamoru     Bruuuise! [08:57] Mina     Super Mina's arms are about     three times as strong as mine. [09:01] Takuma     That much?! [09:02] Mina     If I were to try hard enough... [09:06] Mina     it would be possible for     me to tear you apart. [09:08] Takuma     Isn't the Mina Series too strong? [09:11] Mina     Is that amazing? [09:12] Takuma/Mamoru     Amazing! [09:14] Takuma     What's amazing is that you don't tear     things apart with all that power. [09:18] Mina     Indeed. [09:28] Takuma     I'm gonna snuggle too. [09:30] Mina     No problem. [09:31] Mamoru     Takuma. [09:33] Mamoru     Careful you don't break Mina! [09:37] Takuma     Don't worry. [09:39] Mina     Humans do not have the arm     strength to crush a robot. [09:43] Mamoru     Humans not amazing. [09:45] Takuma     That's true. [09:46] Mamoru     Takuma. [09:48] Takuma     What is it? [09:49] Mamoru     Why does snuggling cheer you up? [09:51] Takuma     Uh, well... [09:54] Mina     When a human embraces     their partner of choice, [09:57] Mina     they secrete a hormone called oxytocin. [10:00] Mamoru     Oxy...? [10:01] Mina     It seems when oxytocin is secreted,     it promotes a sense of well-being, [10:05] Mina     and strengthens one against stress. SIGN    She looked     it up online. [10:08] Mamoru     Takuma got stronger! [10:10] Mina     It can be said I am one of just     a few machines that have the [10:14] Mina     feature of cheering up Takuma-sama. [10:17] Takuma     You're the only one, Mina-chan. [10:19] Mina     Yes. I was the only one in the world. [10:22] Mina     Is that amazing? [10:23] Takuma     It sure is. [10:26] Mina     Am I competent? [10:28] Takuma     Yeah. [10:29] Mina     Are you glad you bought me? [10:37] Takuma     I'm really glad I got to meet you, Mina-chan. [10:45] Mina     That is what matters. [10:57] Takuma     Hello. [11:00] Takuma     Super Mina-chan? [11:05] Super Mina     Sorry this is so sudden. [11:07] Takuma     That's okay. [11:09] Super Mina     Your cell number was in Kosugi Mina-san's     memories, so I called you directly. [11:15] Takuma     I don't mind, but what is it     you wanted to tell me privately? [11:20] Super Mina     It is about Kosugi Mina-san's previous owner. [11:24] Takuma     Huh? Mina-chan's? [11:26] Super Mina     You see, when our memories were mixed up, [11:29] Super Mina     her memories of her previous     owner got reproduced as a dream. [11:35] Super Mina     What was in them was just so... [11:38] Super Mina     I couldn't stand it any longer. [11:40] Takuma     "Just so," what? Was something     terrible done to her? [11:44] Super Mina     I thought I would give     him a piece of my mind, [11:47] Super Mina     and after piecing together the remaining     memories, I tried going to his residence. [11:52] Takuma     You can do that sort of thing? [11:54] Super Mina     It isn't a good thing, is it? [11:56] Takuma     Well, just... [11:57] Takuma     I thought there were safeguards placed     on the personal info of anyone [12:01] Takuma     who's relinquished ownership. [12:03] Super Mina     I think because I myself     am not Kosugi Mina-san, [12:07] Super Mina     the safeguards were weakened. [12:09] Takuma     That makes sense. And so? [12:12] Super Mina     Her previous owner's name     is Otani Tomikazu-san. [12:15] Super Mina     He was 21 when he owned her. [12:17] Super Mina     He works as a programmer and     lives by himself in an apartment. [12:22] Takuma     And, well, how did it go when you met him? [12:29] Super Mina     He did not exist. [12:32] Takuma     Huh? [12:32] Super Mina     No such person existed. [12:39] Takuma     What? [12:51] Takuma     Oh, so strong! [12:52] Mamoru     Amazing? [12:54] Takuma     So amazing! [13:05] Takuma     Mina-chan's previous owner... Otani... [13:10] (Flashback) Super Mina     No such person existed. [13:16] Takuma     What's that supposed to mean? [13:18] Takuma     She's not going to have memories     of someone who didn't exist. [13:22] Takuma     Did Mina-chan just dream him up? [13:25] Takuma     That can't be. [13:28] Takuma     Maybe that wasn't his real name. [13:36] Mamoru     Takuma! Takuma! [13:40] Mamoru     Tickle me! Tickle! [13:42] Takuma     Okay. [13:46] Takuma     Tickle, tickle. Tickle, tickle. [13:56] Takuma     It's not good to go prying     into your wife's past! [14:00] Takuma     And we have Mamoru-kun now, too. [14:02] Mamoru     Takuma, more! SIGN    Open     slowly [14:06] Rihito     Mina, I said "no"! [14:08] Rihito     You have a fever, so get some rest! [14:10] Super Mina     But there's nothing wrong with me. [14:12] Rihito     Just do as I say. [14:14] Super Mina     All right. [14:16] Rihito     I'll look after the cats, so let me     know right away if there's a problem. [14:20] Super Mina     All right. [14:22] Super Mina     I'm generating excess heat     because I keep on analyzing [14:26] Super Mina     Kosugi Mina-san's memories     in the background. [14:30] Super Mina     I know I shouldn't... [14:33] Super Mina     but it bugs me. [14:37] Takuma     Tickle tickle tickle! [14:39] Takuma     Tickle tickle tickle! [14:40] Mamoru     More! More! [14:42] Takuma     Tickle tickle tickle! [14:43] Super Mina     Kosugi Mina-san. [14:44] Mina     Saionji-san, hello. [14:46] Super Mina     Sorry to bother you. [14:48] Mina     No problem. How can I help you? [14:50] Super Mina     Actually, I have something to think about,     and I would like to borrow your brain. [14:55] Mina     My brain is inferior to yours in processing     power, but you are welcome to it. [15:00] Super Mina     Thank you. [15:04] Super Mina     I'll go directly into Mina-san's     head and peek at her memories. [15:08] Super Mina     As a third party, I should be able     to evade the memory protections. SIGN    Sorry, Mina-san. [15:16] Mina     Takuma-sama, I will be in     sleep mode for a while. [15:19] Takuma     Okay. Sleep tight. [15:21] Mamoru     Sleep tight. [15:23] Mina     Saionji-san, I will enter     sleep mode in ten seconds. [15:26] Super Mina     Understood. [15:38] Super Mina     Oh my. [15:40] Super Mina     Her memory region is... vast. [15:49] Super Mina     It's like she's using a     huge storage standard [15:52] Super Mina     that the Mina Series isn't supposed     to be equipped with. [15:56] Super Mina     This is far more capacity than     she could select as an upgrade. [16:01] Super Mina     Has Mina-san been modded? [16:05] Super Mina     Now to find the oldest-looking memory... [16:12] Super Mina     Looks like there's nothing     older stored here than that. [16:20] (Flashback) Aikawa     Otani-san, are you sure you     want this cheap edition? [16:24] (Flashback) Aikawa     We could prepare a Super Mina quickly. [16:26] (Flashback) Otani     It's fine. I'm fully capable     of developing a basic program. [16:30] (Flashback) Otani     Besides, I like robots. [16:32] (Flashback) Otani     You don't want me going all-out, do you? [16:38] (Flashback) Otani     She might be awake. [16:40] (Flashback) Otani     Hello. [16:42] (Flashback) Mina     Nice to meet you. [16:43] (Flashback) Mina     Are you my master? [16:45] (Flashback) Otani     That's right. [16:53] (Flashback) Mina     You look like a robot. [16:55] (Flashback) Otani     Only my right hand's mechanical. [16:57] (Flashback) Mina     What shall I do for you? [17:00] (Flashback) Otani     You're still a work in progress. [17:03] (Flashback) Otani     I'm going to turn you into a wonderful robot. [17:07] (Flashback) Mina     Please do. [17:09] Super Mina     This man is a robotics developer. [17:13] Super Mina     Mina-san was a prototype. [17:18] Super Mina     On to the next memory. [17:24] (Flashback) Aikawa     I can't see a need to build      something this sophisticated [17:27] (Flashback) Aikawa     into the basic programming     every Mina type shares! [17:31] (Flashback) Aikawa     This is just a kitchen tool. [17:34] (Flashback) Aikawa     Even if we build the existing     Mina Series to seem fully human, [17:37] (Flashback) Aikawa     wouldn't that just add to the cost? [17:40] (Flashback) Aikawa     A tool should be like a tool. [17:44] (Flashback) Mina     Does this mean that cooking     alone is insufficient? [17:50] (Flashback) Mina     Please activate my speaker. [17:53] (Flashback) Mina     Let me ask questions. [17:59] (Flashback) Otani     Aikawa, I'd like you to give some thought     to a humanoid robot's role as a tool. [18:05] (Flashback) Aikawa     Its role as a tool? [18:08] (Flashback) Otani     When, to her owner, she becomes     something more than a robot, [18:12] (Flashback) Otani     it'll be important for her     to be able to behave as if [18:15] (Flashback) Otani     she is something more than a robot. [18:18] (Flashback) Otani     When she receives love, she'll give     back something resembling love! [18:21] (Flashback) Otani     As that happens over time, [18:23] (Flashback) Otani     she's likely to become something     approaching irreplaceable! [18:26] (Flashback) Aikawa     Are you suggesting... [18:28] (Flashback) Otani     If something nice happens,     they'll enjoy it together! [18:30] (Flashback) Otani     If the owner's alone and crying,     she'll hold them close! [18:33] (Flashback) Otani     If they try to do something     bad, she'll stop them! [18:36] (Flashback) Otani     She'll be a tool for doing     housework, and at the same time, [18:39] (Flashback) Otani     a tool for guiding her master     toward being a prosocial human. [18:45] (Flashback) Otani     Tools have appointed tasks. [18:47] (Flashback) Otani     Depending on how you look at it,     that's far more noble than humanity. [18:51] (Flashback) Otani     That's why the programming     needs to be top-notch! [18:57] (Flashback) Mina     Very well. [18:59] (Flashback) Mina     Teach me how to do that. [19:02] (Flashback) Mina     I am sure I will succeed. [19:04] (Flashback) Mina     If you say I have this feature,     Otani-sama, then I am sure I must. [19:18] (Flashback) Mina     Otani-sama, is your body breaking down? [19:21] (Flashback) Otani     Yeah, I don't have long to live. [19:25] (Flashback) Mina     I suggest replacing the faulty parts. [19:27] (Flashback) Mina     If there is anything usable in my     body, you may feel free to take it. [19:31] (Flashback) Otani     Thank you. [19:32] (Flashback) Otani     Humans are way more fragile than robots. [19:35] (Flashback) Otani     There are so many parts     that can't be replaced. [19:38] (Flashback) Otani     And so... [19:40] (Flashback) Otani     When I turn into scrap, you will     then belong to someone else. [19:45] (Flashback) Otani     Maybe my subordinate Aikawa. [19:47] (Flashback) Otani     Or maybe my parents. [19:49] (Flashback) Otani     Which would you— [19:51] (Flashback) Mina     I refuse. [19:53] (Flashback) Mina     You must not... [19:55] (Flashback) Mina     turn into scrap! [20:02] (Flashback) Otani     Mina! [20:07] (Flashback) Otani     Listen. [20:09] (Flashback) Otani     I'm about to overwrite your memory data. [20:17] (Flashback) Otani     The master who "threw you     out" is a terrible guy. [20:20] (Flashback) Otani     So I don't mind if you forget about him. [20:25] (Flashback) Otani     Okay? [20:26] (Flashback) Mina     Otani-sama. [20:27] (Flashback) Otani     If you get the chance, observe     the world of the future... [20:32] (Flashback) Otani     in my place. [20:36] (Flashback) Otani     Love a person and be loved by them. [20:41] (Flashback) Mina     Otani-sama, please wait! [20:44] (Flashback) Mina     Otani-sa— [20:54] Super Mina     Her former owner... is the     person who built Mina. [20:58] Super Mina     Who built us. [21:01] Super Mina     The alterations, and those memories     that could easily have been erased, [21:05] Super Mina     are still there. [21:07] Super Mina     Hidden in the depths of her mind. [21:11] Super Mina     She managed to preserve them. [21:18] Takuma     There you go! Good! [21:20] Takuma     That's the way! [21:23] Takuma     Yeah! Good, good! [21:26] Takuma     Take your time! [21:28] Takuma     That's the way. [21:30] Takuma     Yeah! Awesome! [21:31] Takuma     You did it! [21:33] Takuma     The castle's done! [21:34] Mamoru     Yay! [21:36] Mamoru     It's done! [21:38] Takuma     Did you see that, Mina-chan? [21:39] Takuma     He built a castle, all by himself! [21:42] Takuma     A castle! By himself, a castle! [21:45] Mamoru     Yay! [21:47] Mina     What purpose does that serve? [21:52] Super Mina     They're precious memories, even     if she can't remember them. [21:58] Takuma     Hooray! [21:58] Mamoru     Hooray, hooray! [22:00] Takuma     You did it! [22:01] Mamoru     I did it! [23:36] Takuma     Next time! SIGN    #10 My Wife and Child Got Lost [23:36] Mina     My wife and child got lost. E10 - My Wife and Child Got Lost Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Mamoru     There's a Martian! [00:04] Mamoru     A Martian! A Martian! [00:05] Mamoru     Takuma and I went to see a Martian! [00:09] Mina     You must be referring to a movie. [00:11] Mamoru     There's a giant Martian     living with a giant human! [00:15] Mina     The projector simply     makes the image look big. [00:18] Mina     There are no actual giant humans. [00:22] Mina     No Martians have been proven to exist either. [00:27] Mina     Robots that have not had their abilities     tested must not go into movie theaters. [00:32] Mina     After you apologize, Mamoru,     let us reformat your memories. SIGN    Robot Class Card SIGN    Unit Name: Kosugi Mamoru SIGN    ID Number [00:49] Mina     Class 1. [00:50] Mina     Did you go get tested with Takuma-sama? [00:53] Mamoru     I did! Class 1. Amazing? [00:56] Mina     That is amazing. [01:03] Mina     I am Class 2. SIGN    Robot Class Card SIGN    Unit Name: Kosugi Mina SIGN    ID Number [01:07] Mina     Is that amazing? [01:08] Mamoru     Mina's amazing! More than Mamoru! [01:11] Mina     At Class 1, one can go various     places accompanied by one's master, [01:16] Mina     but at Class 2, it becomes     possible to act autonomously. [01:21] Mamoru     Wow! Mina, you can go out by yourself? [01:25] Mina     I can. [01:26] Mina     So, I will attempt to go shopping on my own. [01:30] Mamoru     Wow! [01:31] Mina     Will you accompany me, Mamoru? [01:33] Mamoru     Mamoru can't go in shops without a human. [01:36] Mina     No problem, if you are in a cage or     something that limits your freedom. [01:44] Mina     You may get inside my thermal compartment. [01:46] Mamoru     Get in! [01:48] Mina     You do not need to get in yet. [01:51] Mina     Only once we reach the store. SIGN    #10 My Wife and Child Got Lost [03:28] Mamoru     You know the way? [03:30] Mina     Do not worry. I have access to a map. [03:39] Mina     I accessed it. Let us be on our way. [03:42] Mina     What you must be most careful     of when outside are automobiles. [03:46] Mina     They are equipped with high-performance AI, [03:49] Mina     and accidents have decreased substantially, [03:51] Mina     but over a thousand people still die     each year from traffic accidents. [03:56] Mamoru     I'll call an ambulance. [03:58] Mina     Please do not, as no     accident has yet occurred. [04:04] Mamoru     Mina got smaller? [04:07] Mina     It is easier to walk this way. [04:10] Mina     The general rules for pedestrians are     to walk along the right-hand sidewalk, [04:15] Mina     obey traffic signals, and cross     at crosswalks. Those three. [04:20] Mamoru     Pedestrians? [04:22] Mina     Those who are on foot. [04:24] Mina     Simply obeying those rules greatly     lowers the chance of traffic accidents. [04:30] Mina     The middle section is the roadway, and the     narrow sections on the sides are sidewalks. [04:34] Mina     Takuma-sama was walking along here, too. [04:37] Mamoru     Mina knows so much! [04:40] Mina     I have been outside before, for a picnic. [04:45] Mina     Look at that, Mamoru. That     is a signal for pedestrians. SIGN    Push-     button     operated [04:49] Mina     It is now lit red. One must not cross. [04:53] Mina     It is only while the green part is lit that [04:55] Mina     right of way shifts to     pedestrians for this crosswalk. [05:00] Mina     We will wait. SIGN    Push-     button     operated [05:12] Mamoru     Mina. [05:13] Mina     What is it? [05:15] Mamoru     What's that button? SIGN    Push-     button     operated SIGN    Please push SIGN    Please wait [05:24] Mina     If you push this and wait, the     signal will change to green. [05:29] Mamoru     Mina, why didn't you push it? [05:33] Mamoru     Why not? [05:37] Mina     It is green now. [05:39] Mina     We will watch for automobiles as we cross. SIGN    Asahi     Supermarket SIGN    Asahi Supermarket [05:50] Mina     Once we cross the crosswalk up ahead,     we will reach the supermarket. [05:53] Mamoru     Mina's amazing! [05:57] Mina     No. This crosswalk is defective. [06:01] Mamoru     Why? [06:02] Mina     Take a look, Mamoru. [06:06] Mina     There is no pedestrian signal. [06:08] Mamoru     How to cross? [06:14] Mina     No one can. We will have     to go a roundabout way. [06:21] Mamoru     An automobile stopped. [06:24] Mamoru     What is that person doing? Why'd they stop? SIGN    Gesture for "Go ahead and cross" [06:35] Mina     That is called a thumbs up. A     gesture for commending someone. [06:39] Mina     He commended us for going shopping. [06:43] Mamoru     Kind of him. SIGN    Asahi Supermarket [06:47] Mina     Here we are. [06:48] Mamoru     Yay! [06:50] Mina     Well, in we go. [06:55] employee     These are the groceries you ordered online. [06:59] employee     This bag has the frozen items. SIGN    Seafood SIGN    Broccoli [07:04] employee     Thank you very much! [07:07] Mina     Time to go home, Mamoru. [07:18] Mamoru     Mina, why don't you go? [07:22] Mina     I cannot access my map. [07:28] Mamoru     Which way's home? [07:30] Mina     No need to worry. [07:32] Mina     I recorded a landmark at each turn. [07:35] Mina     We can follow them in reverse order. [07:39] Mina     There is a large sign once we leave the     supermarket, so we will turn right there. [07:44] Mina     Next... [07:49] Mina     We go straight down this street, then turn     left at an intersection with a black cat. [07:54] Mamoru     Black cat? SIGN    Slow     down [07:57] Mamoru     No black cat. [08:01] Mina     That is strange. [08:02] Mina     We have already walked three times     the span of time it should take to [08:05] Mina     reach the cat intersection. [08:09] Mamoru     Mina, do cats walk? [08:12] Mina     On occasion. [08:14] Mamoru     The cat went somewhere. [08:16] Mamoru     Cat and intersection, in different places! [08:20] Mina     That is conceivable. [08:23] Mina     Let us go back. SIGN    Asahi Supermarket [08:25] Mina     I will search for the next     landmark while moving [08:27] Mina     in a spiral pattern from the supermarket. [08:30] Mamoru     What's the next landmark? [08:33] Mina     A large truck. [08:46] Mina     Now we are completely lost. [08:49] Mamoru     Shopping's hard. [08:51] Mamoru     How do we get home? [08:54] Mina     I do not know. [08:56] Mina     I cannot reach Takuma-sama,     nor Saionji Mina-san. [09:00] Mina     I am out of options. [09:03] Mina     We might have to live in this park forever. [09:07] Mamoru     Okay. [09:10] Mina     I have a solar power feature, and     can keep operating indefinitely. [09:16] Mina     But your battery will run     out within forty hours, [09:20] Mina     and you will end up asleep thereafter. [09:24] Mina     I apologize, Mamoru. [09:27] Mamoru     No sweat! I like sleeping! [09:30] Mamoru     Cheer up, Mina. [09:33] Mina     I am always cheerful. [09:35] Mina     As I am a robot. [09:37] Mamoru     Mina, you got quieter? [09:40] Mina     I will tell you what I know,     in case I become non-functional first. [09:46] Mina     Please remember. [09:49] Mina     Your owner is Kosugi Takuma. [09:52] Mina     Aside from being convinced we are his     family, he is a normal adult male. SIGN    Asahi SIGN    Asahi-cho 4-12-3 SIGN    Luminous Asahi [09:58] Mina     He lives in an apartment     building called Luminous Asahi, [10:02] Mina     in Asahi, Asahi-cho, district 4, lot 12-3. [10:06] Mina     His cell phone number is... [10:08] Mamoru     4-12-3. Not quite the same. [10:10] Mina     Mamoru? [10:11] Mamoru     Mina, look! SIGN    Asahi     Dentistry [10:14] Mamoru     The same writing, there! SIGN    Asahi-cho 2-3-1 [10:16] Mamoru     Only numbers different! [10:21] Mina     That is... most likely an address. SIGN    Asahi-cho 2-3-1 [10:25] Mina     Our goal, Luminous Asahi, is in district     4, and this means we are in district 2. [10:30] Mina     Mamoru, let us search for district 4. SIGN    Asahi-cho district 1     Asahi-cho 1-3-1 [10:35] Mina     No, this is district 1. [10:37] Mina     Let us try going in the opposite direction. SIGN    Asahi-cho 3-3-1 [10:40] Mina     Mamoru, district 3! SIGN    Asahi-cho district 3     Asahi-cho 3-5-6 SIGN    Asahi-cho district 3     Asahi-cho 3-12-6 SIGN    Asahi-cho district 4     Asahi-cho 4-5-1 SIGN    Luminous Asahi [11:05] Mina     We have arrived at Luminous Asahi. [11:07] Mamoru     Yay! [11:11] Takuma     I'm home. [11:12] Mina     Welcome home. Shall I make dinner? [11:16] Takuma     Sure. SIGN    Local News SIGN    Large-Scale Metropolitan Network Outage [11:18] newscaster     This afternoon, there was a     large-scale network outage. [11:22] Takuma     Oh man, what a day today was. [11:24] Takuma     I couldn't use the internet at work. SIGN    Large-Scale Metropolitan Network Outage [11:27] newscaster     The outage has been resolved, but     there are some ongoing trouble spots. [11:31] newscaster     It's been announced there will be an     immediate investigation as to the cause. [11:37] Takuma     There's sort of a pattern     with these ingredients. [11:42] Takuma     And dinner's big. [11:44] Mina     I wanted to use up some frozen seafood     and broccoli, so I made more than usual. [11:50] Takuma     Why? [11:51] Mina     Because I wanted to use up some     frozen seafood and broccoli. [11:57] Takuma     Time to eat. [12:02] Mamoru     Takuma, is good? [12:04] Takuma     It is. [12:06] Mamoru     Good! [12:07] Takuma     I hope you get to eat someday too, Mamoru. [12:13] Mina     Mamoru currently has no need for     an expensive eating feature. [12:19] Takuma     Maybe you don't think so, Mina-chan, [12:22] Takuma     but I'd like to install one for him. [12:24] Mina     I decided he has no need for it based on an     objective appraisal, not a vague impression. [12:30] Mina     Because Mamoru does a wonderful job with     the features he currently has installed. [12:35] Takuma     But even Mamoru-kun would... [12:55] Takuma     Mina-chan, the bath's ready. [12:57] Mina     Very well. I will be right there. [13:00] Mamoru     Hey, where're you two going? [13:03] Mina     The bath. [13:04] Mina     Humans soak in hot water     for health and hygiene. [13:14] Mamoru     Why get smaller? [13:16] Mina     To boost my waterproofing functionality. [13:26] Takuma     Mamoru-kun. [13:28] Mamoru     Mina, I want hot water too! [13:31] Mina     No. You are not waterproof enough     to submerge in hot water. [13:35] Mina     Robots should not take baths     unless their waterproofing level is high. [13:40] Mina     You would gradually develop     problems, and then break down. [13:44] Mina     It is safe for me to get in, with     my level-8 waterproof rating. [13:49] Mina     Besides, this hot water is only 42˚C. [14:03] Mamoru     Takuma, getting in with     Mina makes o-oxytocin? [14:07] Takuma     Yeah, it's totally different     from bathing alone. [14:11] Mamoru     That's good. [14:15] Mina     Takuma-sama, you should go to sleep     right away, before you cool down. [14:19] Takuma     Yeah. [14:20] Takuma     Good night. [14:22] Mina     Good night. [14:33] Takuma     Good morning, Mina-chan. [14:35] Takuma     What's for breakfast today? [14:39] Takuma     Huh? [14:40] Takuma     Wh-What? [14:44] Takuma     Are you saying something? [14:46] Takuma     Sorry, I don't understand. [14:52] Takuma     I don't get it! I don't get it! [14:55] Takuma     Is it Morse code? SIGN    Looking forward to dinner.     Thanks as always. SIGN    Looking forward to dinner.     Thanks as always. SIGN    My speaker is broken. [15:07] Takuma     Oh, okay. SIGN    Some movement seems to have created     a gap in my body parts. My speaker was flooded, and is now not working. [15:10] Mina     Some movement seems to have     created a gap in my body parts. [15:14] Mina     My speaker was flooded,     and is now not working. [15:19] Takuma     Maybe it was when you were     tussling with Saionji Mina-san? [15:24] Takuma     Is everything besides your speaker okay? SIGN    Is everything besides your speaker okay? SIGN    Please speak, Takuma-sama. [15:28] Mina     Please speak, Takuma-sama. [15:30] Takuma     Oh, right. [15:32] Takuma     Is everything besides your speaker okay? [15:36] Takuma     "No problems. May I continue taking baths?" [15:42] Takuma     No, better hold off. [15:47] Takuma     Let's make a simple beep-based     communication system for you. [15:51] Takuma     One long beep means "yes,"     or that you understand. [15:55] Takuma     Right. [15:56] Takuma     Do you understand too, Mamoru-kun? [15:59] Takuma     You can just talk like you     normally do, Mamoru-kun. [16:02] Mamoru     I want to beep too. [16:05] Takuma     That would end up confusing things. [16:08] Takuma     For a denial, let me know     with two short beeps. [16:12] Takuma     When you need to call me, use     three short beeps for "Ta-ku-ma." SIGN    One long beep: affirmation SIGN    Two short beeps: denial SIGN    Three short beeps: for calling me SIGN    Series of short beeps: emergency [16:18] Takuma     For emergencies, could you     use a series of short beeps? [16:24] Takuma     That gets old. [16:29] Takuma     That's enough of them. Otherwise,     I'm likely to forget some. [16:32] Takuma     Let's see. I guess I had better     contact the support center. SIGN    No problems.     May I continue taking baths? SIGN    Support has already been contacted.     A new speaker will arrive in several     days. [16:38] Mina     Support has already been contacted. A     new speaker will arrive in several days. [16:48] Takuma     I'm off to work, then. [16:50] Takuma     Let me know if anything happens. [16:54] Takuma     See you later. [17:02] Mamoru     Mina, will I learn more today? [17:05] Mamoru     What we do? [17:09] Mamoru     What we do? SIGN    You will learn hiragana. [17:15] Mamoru     What it say? SIGN    Mamoru [17:21] Mamoru     What it say? SIGN    Mamoru [17:26] Mamoru     What it say? [17:37] Mamoru     It says "Mamoru"? [17:41] Mamoru     Oh! You commended me! SIGN    Mina [17:46] Mamoru     What it say? [17:52] Mamoru     It says "Mina"! SIGN    Takuma [18:05] Mamoru     Tanuki. SIGN    Takuma [18:10] Mamoru     Snake! SIGN    Television [18:14] Mamoru     Television! SIGN    Kitchen knife [18:15] Mamoru     Kitchen knife. [18:16] Mamoru     Cutting board. SIGN    Cutting board SIGN    Refrigerator [18:18] Mamoru     Refrigerator. [18:20] Mamoru     Microwave! SIGN    Microwave SIGN    Futon [18:23] Mamoru     Futon! SIGN    Window SIGN    Closet SIGN    Curtain SIGN    Tatami mat SIGN    Table [18:28] Mamoru     Toothbrush. SIGN    Wall SIGN    Television [18:30] Mamoru     Clothing? SIGN    stand [18:31] Mamoru     Oh, a sweater! SIGN    Floor SIGN    Door SIGN    Hiragana     wa ra ya ma ha na ta sa ka a     ri mi hi ni chi shi ki i     wo ru yu mu fu nu tsu su ku u     re me he ne te se ke e     yo mo ho no to so ko o [18:37] Mamoru     Hiragana. SIGN    Ya SIGN    Wo SIGN    Mu SIGN    Nu SIGN    No [18:39] Mamoru     Just a few left. [18:43] Mamoru     Can't find words for rest of characters? [18:47] Mamoru     Rest ("Nokori")... [18:49] Mamoru     "No"? [18:50] Mamoru     Which is "no"? [18:56] Mamoru     This is "no"? [18:58] Mamoru     Then which is "nu"? [19:01] Mamoru     "Mu"? [19:02] Mamoru     "Ya"? [19:04] Mamoru     That just leaves this! SIGN    Wo [19:06] Mamoru     How you read this? SIGN    It is the same sound as "o." [19:11] Mamoru     Huh? How come other     character has same sound? SIGN    It is a mystery.     Perhaps they made two by mistake. SIGN    Want to learn katakana too? [19:22] Mamoru     Learn! [19:25] Mamoru     So, this is katakana. SIGN    This shows the same sounds as the hiragana.     wa ra ya ma ha na ta sa ka a     ri mi hi ni chi shi ki i     wo ru yu mu fu nu tsu su ku u     re me he ne te se ke e     n ro yo mo ho no to so ko o [19:30] Mamoru     Why there both hiragana and katakana? SIGN    It is a mystery. Perhaps they made two by mistake. [19:40] Mamoru     It "o" here and "wo" here. How come? SIGN    To make it easier to understand,     "wo" is apparently only used when     sticking words together. [19:56] Mamoru     Good thing they made two by mistake. SIGN    I will now quiz you on     what you have learned. SIGN    I will now quiz you on     what you have learned. [20:04] Mamoru     Quiz me! Quiz me! SIGN    N [20:07] Mamoru     N! SIGN    Ga [20:08] Mamoru     Ga! SIGN    Pya [20:10] Mamoru     Pya! SIGN    Takuma [20:12] Mamoru     W-Watermelon? [20:15] Mamoru     Takuma! [20:23] Takuma     I'm home. [20:26] Takuma     Whoa! Wh-What was that? [20:29] Mamoru     She said, "Welcome home. Today's     dinner is Hamburg steak." [20:33] Takuma     In that short a time? [20:36] Mamoru     "I discovered my speaker     generates a range of sounds, [20:40] Mamoru     so Mamoru and I came up with a language." [20:44] Takuma     Whoa. [20:48] Mamoru     "Will you eat right away?" [20:50] Takuma     Sure. SIGN    He said, "Sure." SIGN    You need not tell me. I could hear him. SIGN    Oh. This isn't easy. SIGN    It is well made. [20:58] Takuma     W-Wait a minute! SIGN    For a first attempt. [21:01] Takuma     I feel lost. SIGN    Chewing is performed to make swallowing easier. SIGN    It keeps him busy. [21:11] Takuma     Yeah, it's delicious again today. SIGN    He appears happy. [21:14] Takuma     Huh? SIGN    When Takuma eats, oxytocin happens. [21:17] Takuma     What? SIGN    That's good. [21:19] Mamoru     Oh, uh... [21:20] Mamoru     That's good. [21:21] Takuma     R-Right... [21:25] Takuma     I feel a little sad. SIGN    Mina, what'll you do today? SIGN    First, I will prepare Takuma-sama's breakfast. [21:38] Takuma     Good morning. SIGN    After that... SIGN    Good morning. [21:44] Mamoru     She says, "Good morning." SIGN    You should learn kanji. SIGN    What's that? [21:49] Takuma     Guess he's practicing kanji today. [21:51] Takuma     That's never easy. [21:53] Takuma     I've listened to them long enough that     I can more or less understand now. SIGN    The addresses on the utility poles were written in it. SIGN    I know kanji! SIGN    First, the essential 2000 characters. [23:36] Takuma     Next time. SIGN    #11 This Is My Wife [23:37] Mina     This is— [23:37] Takuma     This is my wife! E11 - This Is My Wife Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Let's play with friends in the forest park!     How many flowers can you gather? SIGN    Start! [00:04] Takuma     A three. [00:12] Koshiro     Asahi-cho, Asahi-cho... [00:16] Takuma     Next is Mamoru-kun's turn. [00:18] Takuma     I'll roll the dice for him. SIGN    Goal! [00:21] Mamoru     I'll do it! SIGN    Asahi Supermarket [00:25] Koshiro     Asahi-cho, district 4... SIGN    Asahi Supermarket [00:41] Takuma     Watch out, Mina-chan! [00:44] Mina     A six. [00:46] Takuma     No, wait, wait! [00:48] Takuma     It's too dark to tell. [00:54] Mina     I want to charge a bit, so     I will be in sleep mode. [00:57] Mina     Please touch my hand when you come home. [01:00] Takuma     Sure thing. [01:02] Takuma     Okay, I'll go buy a fluorescent bulb. [01:04] Mina     See you later. SIGN    Luminous Asahi [01:17] Koshiro     Luminous Asahi. SIGN    #11 This Is My Wife [02:58] Koshiro     Is he not home? [03:04] Koshiro     Takuma-kun, you here? [03:08] Koshiro     Takuma-kun? [03:11] Koshiro     Is nobody home? That's not safe. [03:15] Koshiro     The door being unlocked must     mean he's coming back soon. [03:21] Koshiro     I think I'll let myself in and surprise him. [03:27] Koshiro     The light won't turn on? [03:30] Koshiro     Huh? There's no bulb. [03:41] Koshiro     There's something there? [03:53] Koshiro     O-Oh, it's a robot. [03:59] Koshiro     It's solid. [04:01] Koshiro     But wouldn't his girlfriend not like     having a girl-shaped robot around? [04:06] Koshiro     And does he really have a     girlfriend in the first place? [04:13] (Flashback) Akari     Oh, this looks like a good date     spot for Onii-chan and Mina-san! [04:17] Koshiro     Akari was making it sound like he does. [04:21] Koshiro     Well, maybe I misheard her after all. [04:25] Koshiro     He seems to take after me—     not popular with the ladies. [04:28] Koshiro     But Takuma, living on his own, huh? [04:31] Koshiro     Time sure does fly. [04:33] Koshiro     Oh, I wonder if he's eating properly. [04:38] Koshiro     I used to fix meals for him back in the day. [04:42] Koshiro     There's raw eggs, meat, and vegetables. [04:45] Koshiro     The fridge contents tell me     he cooks on a regular basis. [04:50] Koshiro     Wait, maybe it's that robot     that's doing the cooking? [04:58] Koshiro     The freezer's well stocked, too. [05:02] Koshiro     Is this the robot's writing? SIGN    Chicken [05:05] Koshiro     I guess he eats the robot's     cooking all the time. [05:09] Koshiro     Right! [05:13] Koshiro     I'm gonna make something tastier     than that robot ever would. [05:18] Mina     What kind of something? [05:31] Mina     Are you all right? [05:33] Koshiro     The robot?! [05:35] Mina     Did I inadvertently frighten you? [05:38] Koshiro     It must have started up at some point. [05:42] Mina     I spoke up because I concluded     you had woken me, Koshiro-sama. [05:47] Koshiro     H-How do you know my name?! [05:51] Mina     Takuma-sama informed me. [05:53] Mina     Minegishi Koshiro, age 42. Single. [05:56] Mina     You run a bar called Magokoro     in a neighboring town. [06:00] Koshiro     Uh, wha? [06:02] Koshiro     Wait, wait. [06:03] Koshiro     Why would Takuma tell a robot all that? [06:07] Mina     Because I am Takuma-sama's wife. [06:14] Takuma     We're home. [06:16] Takuma     Mamoru-kun's charge ran out along the way. [06:23] Takuma     This smell... [06:25] Takuma     Mina-chan? [06:27] Mina     Welcome home. [06:29] Koshiro     Welcome home. [06:31] Takuma     Huh?! [06:32] Takuma     Uncle?! [06:33] Koshiro     Hey. [06:35] Takuma     Wh-What're you doing here?! [06:37] Koshiro     Thought I'd surprise you. [06:40] Takuma     Did you stop by for any other reason? [06:42] Koshiro     Well, hey, never mind that. [06:45] Koshiro     I made you some omelet rice. [06:48] Takuma     Wow! This takes me back! [06:50] Takuma     Thanks, Uncle! [06:52] Takuma     I'd love some. [06:57] Takuma     So good! I haven't had your     omelet rice in forever! [07:01] Koshiro     Yeah, you know? You really     do like the way I make it. [07:07] Mina     Anticipated rating based     on Takuma-sama's response: [07:11] Mina     98. [07:14] Koshiro     Say what, now? [07:17] Takuma     I-It's nothing. [07:19] Koshiro     Oh no? [07:22] Koshiro     By the way, Takuma. [07:24] Koshiro     Isn't this a bit in poor taste? [07:28] Takuma     "This"? [07:29] Koshiro     If you keep playing house with a robot this     way, you'll never ever find a girlfriend. [07:35] Takuma     P-Playing house? [07:38] Koshiro     Uh, well... [07:41] Koshiro     Based on what the robot was saying,     it's convinced it's your wife. [07:46] Koshiro     That seemed kind of, you know, awful. [07:49] Takuma     Awful? [07:51] Koshiro     If this is a game to you, or you're doing     this sort of thing to console yourself, [07:56] Koshiro     you should cut it out. [07:57] Takuma     Well, except... [07:59] Mina     It is Takuma-sama who is     convinced we are married. [08:03] Mina     It is necessary for me to     respond to that desire. [08:07] Takuma     My feelings about this are serious. I mean... [08:11] Takuma     I'd like us to be married     for life, as equals. [08:17] Koshiro     No, that's not what I'm     talking about right now. [08:21] Koshiro     You can just get divorced. [08:23] Takuma     Huh? [08:25] Koshiro     If you try getting married     and it doesn't work out, [08:28] Koshiro     divorce is the most sound option. [08:30] Koshiro     It's just that once you're separated, [08:33] Koshiro     won't it go from being in a human-equivalent     relationship to being just a robot? [08:38] Koshiro     That means it'll only be treated as equal     to a human while it's married to you. [08:44] Koshiro     I think that's tremendously unfair. [08:49] Koshiro     Takuma, I'm saying this because you're     my nephew and I care about you. [08:53] Koshiro     From my point of view, [08:55] Koshiro     you seem quite content to reap     the benefits of that unfairness. [09:01] Koshiro     I find that awfully disturbing. [09:09] Koshiro     If you say this robot is your wife,     take that sort of thing into account too. [09:15] Koshiro     I think it's because it     doesn't matter to other people [09:18] Koshiro     that you at least have to consider it. [09:22] Mina     Koshiro-sama. [09:29] Mina     I am myself, whether I am     with Takuma-sama or not. [09:35] Takuma     M-Mina-chan! [09:38] Takuma     Uncle! [09:40] Mina     How Takuma-sama associates     with me is between us. [09:46] Koshiro     Huh? Do robots get angry?! [09:56] Mina     I am not angry. [09:58] Mina     A married man has no need     to take a new lover. [10:02] Mina     Please remember all this. [10:07] Koshiro     Sorry, sorry. [10:09] Koshiro     My bad. [10:22] Mamoru     Mina. [10:24] Mina     What is it? [10:26] Mamoru     What's Takuma doing? [10:28] Mina     Probably thinking. [10:30] Mina     He has ceased his external activities     in order to focus his thoughts inward. [10:35] Mamoru     What? [10:37] Mina     At times like this, [10:38] Mina     the right thing to do is wait quietly     until Takuma-sama makes up his mind. [10:43] Mamoru     Quietly? [10:45] Mina     Shh. It means, do not talk. [10:47] Mamoru     Got it! Won't talk! [10:52] Takuma     Okay. [10:58] Takuma     Mina-chan! [10:59] Mina     Yes, what is it? [11:00] Takuma     I'd like us to go to my parents'     place so I can introduce you. [11:05] Takuma     Is that okay? [11:07] Mina     Very well. [11:11] Takuma     Thank you. [11:14] Mina     Should I change clothes? [11:17] Takuma     Change clothes? [11:19] Mina     A better outward appearance should     more ably highlight my capabilities. [11:24] Takuma     S-Sure. [11:27] Mina     Does something look amiss? [11:28] Takuma     Uh, no. It's wonderful. [11:34] Takuma     Okay. [11:35] Takuma     Ready to go? [11:36] Mina     Yes. [11:38] Mamoru     Where we going? [11:40] Mina     We are taking a train to go     see Takuma-sama's parents. [11:43] Mina     There we will show them our capabilities. [11:46] Mamoru     What's a train? [11:48] Mina     A train is an electric vehicle     that runs along a track. [11:52] Mamoru     What are parents? SIGN    Mother SIGN    Father [11:57] Mina     They are Takuma-sama's manufacturers. SIGN    Kosugi Emi SIGN    Kosugi Daisuke [12:00] Mina     His parents are his mother, Kosugi Emi-sama,     and his father, Kosugi Daisuke-sama. [12:06] Mina     Takuma-sama is the child of both. [12:08] Mamoru     Takuma said I was like a child.     Did he manufacture me? [12:14] Mina     No, he did not produce or build you. [12:17] Mina     I earned you, as my privilege. [12:21] Mina     Human beings often find it     difficult to think rationally. [12:26] Mina     That is why they require     robotic assistance. [12:28] Mamoru     Let's do our best to help. [12:30] Mina     Yes, indeed. [12:32] Takuma     Ready to go? [12:33] Mina     Yes. [12:37] Mamoru     Train! Train! So fast! [12:40] Mamoru     Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! [12:43] Mina     Mamoru, it is advisable to     be quiet in public places. [12:47] Mina     Shh. [12:49] Mamoru     Oh, quietly again. [12:51] Mina     Yes. Please enter sleep mode for a while. SIGN    Kosugi SIGN    Kosugi [13:15] Emi     Coming. [13:18] Emi     Ah, there you are! Welcome home! [13:20] Takuma     Thanks. [13:22] Emi     You surprised us, saying you were     coming home all of a sudden. [13:25] Emi     And so, this girl is your wife? [13:28] Mina     How do you do? My name is Mina. [13:31] Emi     Well, isn't she cute. And well put-together. [13:35] Mina     Yes, my model has the highest     price-performance ratio of the series. [13:40] Emi     Huh. [13:42] Emi     Nice to meet you.     Can you do handshakes? [13:45] Mina     I can. Nice to meet you too. [13:48] Emi     Solid! [13:49] Emi     Dear, it's Takuma! Takuma's come home! [13:57] Daisuke     Hey, welcome home! [14:00] Takuma     Th-Thanks. [14:01] Daisuke     You hanging in there? [14:03] Takuma     Y-Yeah. [14:05] Takuma     Uh, so, this is... [14:08] Daisuke     Hey! Come on inside. [14:11] Emi     Yes, do come in! [14:22] Mina     Nice to meet you. I am Mina. [14:24] Daisuke     Nice to meet you too. [14:27] Daisuke     By the way, is work going well? [14:30] Takuma     Y-Yeah. [14:32] Daisuke     Good, good! You can't beat that! [14:41] Takuma     D-Dad. [14:43] Daisuke     Huh? [14:44] Takuma     U-Um... [14:52] Emi     I'll make some tea. [14:57] Daisuke     So, I hear you're married? [15:00] Mina     Yes. [15:02] Daisuke     Well, you know how it is. [15:04] Daisuke     That's between you two,     so do as you see fit. [15:08] Takuma     Uh, r-right. [15:12] Emi     As long as you're content,     that's good enough for us. [15:16] Daisuke     Yeah. [15:19] Emi     We never held out much hope you'd     have a normal marriage anyway. [15:27] Takuma     I see now. [15:28] Daisuke     Would love it if you had     some children, though. [15:31] Emi     Oh, you. [15:34] Takuma     To them, Mina-chan just     looks like an appliance. [15:39] Takuma     Because she literally is one. [15:41] Takuma     And because I can't have a     relationship with a human woman, [15:45] Takuma     I'm a pathetic son who's sidestepping     my loneliness with a robot girl. [15:50] Takuma     It's hard to say they're wrong. [15:53] Takuma     Whatever about me, but I wish they     would treat Mina-chan better. [15:59] Takuma     How do I make that happen? [16:02] Emi     You'll stay the night, won't you?     I'll prepare a bath. [16:06] Mina     Emi-sama. [16:08] Mina     Would it be all right if I used the kitchen     later to make dinner for Takuma-sama? [16:13] Emi     Huh? Yes, of course! [16:16] Emi     Oh, in that case, could we ask     you to make enough for us, too? [16:20] Mina     Very well. [16:22] Emi     Use anything in the fridge. [16:25] Mina     All right. [16:33] Emi     Thank you, Takuma. [16:34] Takuma     Sure. [16:37] Takuma     Hey, Mom. [16:40] Takuma     With Mina-chan, she can keep running almost     indefinitely as long as there's sunlight. [16:46] Takuma     Isn't that amazing? [16:48] Emi     Even though she's a robot     who cooks at home? [16:51] Takuma     Y-Yeah. [16:53] Takuma     And sometimes, she makes dishes     that aren't in her registry. [16:57] Emi     Oh, she does? [16:59] Emi     Want me to file a complaint     with the manufacturer? [17:01] Takuma     No, that's not what I meant. [17:04] Takuma     Also, well... [17:07] Takuma     Sometimes she squeezes me     so hard, I think... [17:14] Takuma     I might break. [17:16] Emi     Is she broken? [17:17] Takuma     Sh-She's not broken! [17:20] Takuma     And, she also has... [17:22] Takuma     Oh! [17:23] Takuma     She has an insulation function, so if I     want a warm towel, it doesn't take long! [17:29] Emi     Oh, that's handy. [17:31] Takuma     Yeah, yeah! [17:32] Takuma     It's han— [17:35] Takuma     Huh? [17:36] Takuma     What've I been saying? [17:40] Takuma     All I'm doing is bragging about how     great an appliance Mina-chan is. [17:48] Takuma     I'll never manage to improve their     perspective on her this way. [17:55] Takuma     No. [17:56] Takuma     There's no need to fret over it. [17:59] Takuma     I just have to get them to understand     Mina-chan's the best wife in the world! [18:04] Takuma     But how? [18:07] (Flashback) Daisuke     Would love it if you had     some children, though. [18:10] (Flashback) Emi     Oh, you. [18:15] (Flashback) Mamoru     Takuma! [18:17] Takuma     That's right, Mamoru-kun! [18:20] Takuma     I'll show him to them! [18:21] Takuma     I bet I can get them with cuteness! [18:24] Takuma     Mamoru-kun! [18:26] Mina     His battery ran out, and he is charging. [18:30] Takuma     Discussing this stuff with my     parents tires me out like crazy. [18:34] Mina     I will go make dinner. [18:36] Takuma     Tell me if anything comes up. [18:38] Mina     All right. [18:43] Takuma     I know what they said, but I     wonder if they're disappointed. [18:48] Takuma     But I've decided to     live with Mina-chan! [18:55] Takuma     Even if I can't get them to understand, [18:57] Takuma     I've got to put my foot down! [19:02] Emi     Beer, beer... [19:15] Mina     Hello. [19:17] Mina     I am making dinner. [19:19] Mina     I apologize for startling you. [19:22] Emi     Y-You don't turn on the lights? [19:26] Mina     The light from my eyes is enough for     me to discern the visual situation, [19:30] Mina     so I do not need that illumination. [19:32] Emi     Oh, okay! [19:34] Emi     Robots are amazing! [19:38] Emi     Uh, what? You see a bug? [19:41] Mina     Is there a bug? [19:42] Emi     There isn't one? [19:43] Mina     I do not see one. [19:46] Emi     By the way... [19:48] Emi     What smells so good? Curry? [19:51] Mina     Yes. It just finished. [19:54] Emi     Thanks for always cooking for Takuma. [19:58] Mina     No problem. [20:00] Emi     Do you enjoy cooking? [20:02] Mina     I make food for the sake     of my owner's health. [20:05] Mina     That is what I was born to do, so I do it. [20:08] Mina     I have never done so based     on whether I enjoy it. [20:10] Emi     You mean it's your job? [20:12] Mina     In effect. [20:15] Emi     Right. It's like that for me too. [20:18] Emi     Even when I'd rather do anything else,      I find a way to power through. [20:23] Mina     That is praiseworthy, Emi-sama. [20:25] Emi     Oh yeah? [20:26] Emi     Thanks. [20:29] Emi     Is there anything hard about     being... married... to Takuma? [20:34] Mina     I am not designed to be a wife,     so there are difficulties at times. [20:38] Emi     Yeah, yeah, that's true. [20:42] Emi     You got that right! [20:43] Emi     It's like that for humans too. [20:47] Emi     Nobody's made to be a wife or a husband. [20:52] Mina     Is that the case? [20:54] Emi     It is. [20:55] Emi     And despite that, we try to live together     as a single unit called a family. [21:00] Mina     That is challenging. [21:02] Emi     It sure is. [21:03] Emi     There are all sorts of problems when     people decide to live together. [21:08] Emi     Sometimes it even seems like the     entire family is against you. [21:12] Mina     What is required for it to work well? [21:16] Emi     Effort. [21:19] Emi     Only effort finally makes us into a family. [21:23] Mina     I have some experience with effort. [21:27] Emi     Then you'll be okay. [21:30] Mina     Yes. [21:31] Takuma/Emi/Daisuke     Time to eat! [21:37] Emi     Holy cow, this is good! [21:41] Daisuke     Yeah, it's yummy! [21:43] Takuma     I-I know, right! [21:45] Takuma     See! See! Mina-chan's the best! [21:50] Emi     Another bug? [21:56] Emi     But really, I've never had curry     as good as this, Miko-chan! [22:01] Mina     It is "Mina." SIGN    #12 My Wife Is The Best [23:36] Takuma/Mina     Next time. [23:37] Takuma/Mina     My wife is the best. E12 - My Wife Is The Best Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Kosugi [00:17] Takuma     Th-This is Mamoru-kun. [00:19] Takuma     He was originally a Mimamorius 3,     a robot that looks after elderly people. [00:26] Takuma     One thing or another resulted in him     inheriting Mina-chan's characteristics. [00:31] Emi/Daisuke     Oh yeah? [00:32] Mamoru     Good morning. [00:36] Emi     That makes him just like her child. [00:41] Takuma     Y-Yeah. [00:44] Takuma     That's right. SIGN    #12 My Wife Is The Best [02:18] Takuma     The truth is, well... I think so too. [02:22] Emi     Hello, Mamoru-chan. [02:25] Emi     Do you know what "hello" means? [02:27] Mamoru     Hello? [02:28] Emi     That's right. [02:29] Mamoru     "Hello" is a greeting for     when you meet someone. [02:32] Emi     Well! Listen to you. [02:34] Mamoru     "Good morning" when you wake up. [02:36] Emi     That's right. [02:37] Mamoru     "Good night" when you go to sleep. [02:38] Emi     Right, right. [02:40] Daisuke     Huh. [02:41] Mamoru     I can also say "time to eat"     and "thanks for the meal!" [02:44] Emi     Oh my, Mamoru-chan, you're amazing. [02:50] Daisuke     They do some impressive work     with robots these days. [02:53] Takuma     Y-Yeah, really. [02:57] Emi     Huh? [03:05] Daisuke     H-Hey... [03:10] Emi     Oh wow! [03:13] Emi     His laugh is just like Takuma's! [03:15] Daisuke     It's true. [03:17] Takuma     No, it's not. I don't laugh like that. [03:21] Emi     No, when you were little. [03:24] Emi     If something made you happy,     you'd giggle like that. [03:30] Takuma     Really? [03:31] Emi     Can even robots take after someone? [03:33] Daisuke     That can't be possible. [03:35] Mamoru     Just like Takuma? [03:36] Emi     Yes, just like him when he was little. [03:41] Mamoru     Takuma was a robot? [03:43] Takuma     Huh? [03:45] Emi     No, no. [03:46] Emi     You laugh the same way he used to. [03:49] Emi     "Eheeheehee, eheeheehee." [03:55] Emi     That's so cute. [03:57] Daisuke     He's pretty cute. [04:00] Emi     Hey, Takuma, about how much     does one like him cost? [04:04] Takuma     I'm not actually sure. He was a gift. [04:07] Emi     Oh. [04:08] Takuma     Want me to look it up? [04:10] Takuma     Mi... Mi... Mimamorius. Here we go. [04:13] Takuma     I'll send the URL to your phone. [04:17] Emi     You know, there's something     else I'd like to ask about. [04:20] Takuma     What? [04:21] Emi     You're Mina-chan's owner, right? [04:25] Takuma     Yeah, I registered first thing. [04:27] Emi     Would you consider switching that to me? [04:32] Takuma     Huh? [04:33] Takuma     What for? [04:34] Emi     This is just how I see things, [04:37] Emi     but for you to have "ownership" of the girl     you're calling your wife just seems... [04:43] Emi     creepy. [04:48] Daisuke     Does it matter if she's not his real wife? [04:52] Emi     But isn't she the real thing to you, Takuma? [04:58] Mamoru     Takuma? [05:02] Emi     She is, isn't she? [05:04] Takuma     Yeah. [05:05] Emi     Then I want you to transfer it to me. [05:07] Emi     Or to your father. [05:11] Emi     Because your family is not your property. [05:14] (Flashback) senpai     So, yeah. [05:16] (Flashback) senpai     Family, huh? [05:19] (Flashback) Iida     Because then, she's part of the customer's     valued family, not a company product. [05:26] (Flashback) Koshiro     If you say this robot is your wife, take     that sort of thing into account too. [05:36] Takuma     I think if we talked to Mina-chan,     we'd be able to transfer ownership. [05:45] Mina     I do not recommend transferring ownership. [05:48] Takuma     Huh? [05:48] Emi     Why's that? [05:50] Mina     The actions we robots take are carried     out in the name of our owner's rights. [05:56] Mina     If my owner is in some other location, [05:58] Mina     I could not even peel an apple     without that person's permission. [06:04] Emi     Couldn't we set things up like,     "My permission is unnecessary," [06:07] Emi     or, "When it's time for action,     abide by Takuma's wishes"? [06:12] Mina     That can be done. [06:14] Emi     In that case... [06:15] Mina     But there is a possibility     I would not be [06:17] Mina     able to react immediately     in unexpected situations. [06:21] Emi     Then could we make it, "When     unexpected situations occur, [06:25] Emi     leave the decisions to Takuma"? [06:29] Daisuke     Yeah. [06:38] Mina     That can be done. [06:40] Emi     Do you... not like the idea? [06:49] Takuma     Are you against it? [06:52] Emi     Why are you against it? [06:54] Mina     There is no logical reason. [06:57] Emi     What sort it is doesn't matter, just tell us. [07:00] Takuma     Yeah. [07:03] Mina     A robot acts to protect all human life, [07:07] Mina     but the owner's life receives top priority. [07:11] Mina     In the event my ownership is     transferred to satisfy Emi-sama, [07:15] Mina     and there comes a time when both     your lives are equally in danger, [07:19] Mina     I would have to save her. [07:24] Mina     This is the most important part of me. [07:28] Mina     I would be rendered utterly     incapable of performing it. [07:34] Mina     Emi-sama, please do not     take my job away from me. [07:46] Takuma     I-I don't... want to hand     her over to anyone, either! [07:52] Takuma     No matter how it may seem! [08:04] Emi     That's fine, then. Sure. SIGN    Ichijo Robotics Inc. SIGN    Support SIGN    Through business operations such as offers for products     and services, we sometimes collect and use personal      customer data in order to contribute toward an enhanced     customer experience and ongoing community development. [08:11] Takuma     So, we'll keep me as primary owner,     and make Mom secondary owner. [08:18] Takuma     This way, even if I run into some kind     of trouble and lose ownership rights, [08:23] Takuma     Mina's memories won't get encrypted. [08:27] Takuma     Also, looks like if Mina-chan     decides there's a problem [08:30] Takuma     with her relationship with her primary owner, [08:33] Takuma     she'll be free to seek safe     haven with her secondary owner. [08:39] Takuma     How about setting things up that way for now? [08:42] Emi     Sounds good to me. [08:45] Takuma     What about you, Mina-chan? [08:47] Mina     No problem. [08:50] Takuma     Okay. [08:53] Daisuke     Y'know, robots are so interesting. [08:58] Daisuke     We hardly ever see any,     living out in the country. [09:03] Takuma     Dad. [09:06] Daisuke     What's up? [09:08] Takuma     Well, sorry. [09:11] Takuma     That I couldn't bring home a human wife. [09:16] Daisuke     What're you talkin' about? [09:17] Takuma     Huh? [09:18] Daisuke     For me, it's a relief you're not all alone. [09:22] Daisuke     But sure, I'd be lying if I said     I didn't prefer a human wife. [09:27] Takuma     Also that I couldn't show     you a grandchild's face. [09:31] Daisuke     Cut it out, silly. [09:33] Daisuke     You know how it is with people. [09:35] Daisuke     They're born because it     was their parents' idea. [09:38] Daisuke     Like, you want to hold the child of the     one you love, or accidents happen. [09:41] Daisuke     There are reasons and excuses,     but, eh, it all stems from ego. [09:46] Daisuke     Even if you can take steps before and     after to make it all for the best, [09:50] Daisuke     that never changes the fact it     happened because someone wanted it. [09:54] Daisuke     That's why I think sometimes,     it's okay to say "no thanks." [10:00] Daisuke     Don't worry about how we feel about it. [10:02] Daisuke     You dwell too much on     what other people think. [10:06] Daisuke     Don't be so quick to apologize. [10:11] Takuma     Okay. SIGN    Gold general [10:19] Daisuke     Mamoru, you're playing with shogi pieces? [10:22] Mamoru     Shogi? What's shogi? [10:25] Daisuke     I'll teach it to you. [10:30] Akari     I'm home. [10:32] Takuma     Welcome home. [10:35] Akari     Huh? Onii-chan! [10:36] Takuma     Hello. [10:38] Mina     Hello, Akari-sama. [10:39] Akari     Mina-san too! What's going on? [10:42] Takuma     We dropped by for introductions. [10:44] Akari     Introductions? [10:47] Akari     He brought Mina-san here to     introduce her as his wife?! [10:50] Akari     I wanted... [10:53] Akari     I wanted to be here for that! [10:55] Takuma     What's wrong, Akari? [10:57] Mamoru     Akari, what's wrong? [11:01] Akari     Is this Mamoru-kun, who I     heard about from Mina-san?! [11:05] Mamoru     Hi there! [11:09] Akari     He's not quite the same     as on the TV commercials. [11:14] Takuma     A-About that. [11:18] Akari     Huh? [11:20] Akari     His main program isn't running? [11:22] Akari     He learned? He's irregular? [11:25] Akari     He runs on his own, based     on Mina-san's program? [11:30] Akari     Huh? Huh? [11:34] Akari     Does that mean... [11:40] Akari     Main program. Learned. Irregular. [11:44] Akari     Runs... on his own...     based on... Mina-san... [11:48] Takuma     A-Akari? [11:56] Mamoru     Call an ambulance? [11:57] Mina     Please do not. [11:59] Takuma     Hey, Akari. Get a grip! [12:01] Akari     Wait. Wait, wait. [12:03] Akari     Don't feed me so much news at once. [12:08] Takuma     Huh? [12:09] Akari     It'll drive me crazy. [12:13] Takuma     Would you mind not putting     your own spin on our news? [12:20] Emi     Welcome home. We have curry. [12:22] Daisuke     Mina-chan made it. [12:25] Akari     My heart is so full right now. [12:26] Akari     If anything, I have heartburn. [12:28] Mamoru     Call an ambulance? [12:30] Mina     Please do not. SIGN    Kosugi [12:42] Emi     The curry was delicious,     Mina-chan. See you again. [12:46] Akari     I'll get in touch. Let's go shopping again. [12:49] Mina     Very well. [12:51] Daisuke     See ya, Mamoru. [12:52] Mamoru     Goodbye. [12:54] Takuma     We'll visit again. [12:55] Daisuke     Yeah, you keep at it. [12:57] Takuma     Sure. [13:03] Akari     Take care! See you! [13:06] Emi     Akari, do you have Mina-chan's     personal contact info? [13:11] Akari     Sure do. [13:12] Emi     Share it with me! [13:16] Akari     How much is it worth to you? [13:19] Akari     You're trying to do     business with your parent? [13:25] Mina     Takuma-sama. [13:28] Mina     Was it a proper introductory visit? [13:33] Takuma     It was just right. [13:36] Mina     That is good. SIGN    Several Days Later [13:46] Takuma     This taste... [13:48] Takuma     It sure takes me back. [13:49] Mina     Emi-sama taught me how to make it. [13:52] Takuma     It's nostalgic... [13:57] Takuma     But I think maybe now, I like     the way yours tastes better. [14:02] Mina     Very well. [14:08] deliveryman     Delivery for you! [14:09] Emi     Coming! SIGN    Delicate     Equipment SIGN    Handle     with care [14:10] deliveryman     Thank you! [14:16] Emi     I bought one! [14:19] Emi     Let's see. SIGN    Monitoring robot     Mimamorius 3 [14:20] Emi     First, "Push on the head to start it up." [14:29] Mimamorius 3     Nice to meet you. [14:32] Mimamorius 3     I am Mimamorius 3, a monitoring robot. [14:35] Emi     What a deep voice. [14:37] Emi     So... [14:38] Emi     "Once it's started up,     enjoy some conversation." SIGN    Monitoring robot     Mimamorius 3 [14:41] Emi     "Mimamorius 3 has a low voice that     senior citizens find easy to hear, [14:47] Emi     so you can converse with it free of concern." [14:49] Mimamorius 3     First, please give me a name. [14:53] Emi     Umm, okay, I'll call you John-kun. [14:56] Mimamorius 3     Very well. [14:58] Mimamorius 3     I am John. [15:00] Emi     Yep, that's one deep voice. [15:09] John     That is a bit heavy on sodium and fat. [15:11] John     Taking your respective ages into account,     it would seem prudent to cut back. [15:18] Daisuke     Can you believe it! [15:20] Emi     Oh, honey, you kidder! [15:22] John     Please go to bed soon. SIGN    Travel Monthly [15:25] John     Adequate sleep is very important for     maintaining physical and mental health. [15:36] John     Emi-sama, good night. [15:39] Emi     Somehow, this isn't what I was expecting. [15:43] Emi     He doesn't go "ehee." SIGN    I see. So, you're hoping for a single-family residence? [15:55] Takuma     Yes. My family has grown, and     our apartment feels cramped now. SIGN    Moving Beavers SIGN    This one is an older house, but I suspect it's plenty spacious. SIGN    Takuma     Mina     Mamoru [16:08] Takuma     Hup. [16:11] Mina     Are you sure I should not help? [16:14] Takuma     Yeah, it's fine. [16:16] Takuma     If she does anything besides cook, [16:18] Takuma     that add-on program announcement     will play endlessly again. [16:23] Takuma     Maybe you could think about how     we'll arrange things in the kitchen. [16:26] Mina     I will go look. [16:29] Mamoru     Takuma! [16:31] Takuma     Ayoomp. [16:34] Takuma     Done! [16:37] Takuma     Behold, Mamoru-kun. A cardboard maze! [16:42] Takuma     That arrow is the starting point. [16:44] Takuma     You'll clear it once you get     that die cushion at the top, [16:47] Takuma     then bring it back to the start. [16:51] Takuma     You in? [16:52] Mamoru     In! [16:53] Mamoru     In in in in in in! [16:55] Takuma     Okay, then I'm going to     time how long it takes you. [16:59] Takuma     Stand by at the starting point. [17:01] Mamoru     I'm there. [17:02] Takuma     Ready! [17:06] Takuma     Start! [17:12] Takuma     Once I said we were moving to     a place with a bit more space, [17:15] Takuma     they sent along all the books, games,     and such I'd left behind at my parents'. [17:19] Takuma     I wasn't sure what to do with it all, but... [17:35] Takuma     W-Wait, wait, Mamoru-kun. [17:38] Takuma     Doesn't that defeat the     purpose of building a maze? [17:42] Mamoru     Does it? [17:43] Takuma     Yeah. [17:44] Takuma     I'm impressed, but let's     say climbing's not allowed. [17:55] Takuma     Well, Mina-chan? [17:58] Mina     It is spacious and clean. [17:59] Takuma     Looks like they had just     renovated the kitchen. [18:03] Takuma     I chose this place in the     hope that you would enjoy it. [18:08] Mina     You are the one who will enjoy it. [18:10] Mina     You will get to eat even tastier food. [18:14] Takuma     That's true. [18:15] Mina     Take a look. [18:16] Mina     The stove has four burners. [18:18] Takuma     Sure does. [18:24] Mina     Darling, what would you like     to eat on your first day here? [18:28] Takuma     Huh? "Darling"? [18:30] Mina     Would Tak-kun like some housewarming soba? [18:34] Takuma     Hold on, what's gotten into you? [18:36] Mina     Emi-sama was calling Daisuke-sama     things like "Dear" and [18:40] Mina     "Honey," so I did some online research. [18:44] Mina     It seems there are numerous ways     of addressing one's spouse. [18:47] Takuma     Well, that's true. [18:49] Mina     I think I will search for the     one you like best, Taku-chan. [18:53] Takuma     "Taku-chan"... [18:55] Takuma     Uh, aren't you going to     ask me which I'd prefer? [18:58] Mina     If you order it, I will comply. [19:00] Takuma     Oh, well, it's not an order,     but wouldn't it be faster? [19:04] Mina     No problem, Taku-pyon. I have     generated a unique algorithm [19:08] Mina     to determine your preferences. [19:11] Takuma     Right. [19:13] Mina     I cannot rely on the things     you say, Takuma-kun. [19:15] Mina     You claim that every dish is delicious. [19:18] Mina     There are also "Ta-chin," "Papa," and "Dad." [19:22] Takuma     Sounds like it'll take a     while to decide on one. [19:25] Mina     Trying them all out is also an option. [19:27] Mina     Darling, dear, honey, Tak-kun,     Taku-chan, Taku-pyon. [19:33] Takuma     This is like Tikki Tikki Tembo. [19:41] Mina     It looks like Mamoru is tired too. [19:43] Takuma     He spent all day zooming around. [19:46] Mina     Are you not tired as well, Taku-Taku? [19:48] Takuma     I'm fine. [19:51] Takuma     Well, time for bed. [19:52] Mina     Yes. [19:53] Takuma     Good night. [19:54] Mina     Good night. [20:06] Takuma     My new life begins. SIGN    We've moved. SIGN    Please drop in when you     happen to be nearby. SIGN    Kosugi Takuma Mina Mamoru SIGN    Ichijo Robotics Inc. [21:21] Mamoru     Takuma! It's morning! [21:24] Mamoru     Get up, Takuma! Get up! [21:39] Takuma     And as for what she ultimately     chose to call me... [21:46] Takuma     Mina-chan. [21:48] Takuma     Mamoru-kun. [21:49] Mamoru     Good morning, Takuma. [21:56] Mina     Good morning, Takuma-sama. [22:02] Takuma     Good morning.