E6 - The Former Couple Goes Head-to-Head 'Do You Think I'm Stupid? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Akatsuki     Yume-chan! [00:03] Akatsuki     Let's go home! [00:05] Yume     Sorry. [00:06] Yume     I was hoping to stop by the study hall today. [00:09] Akatsuki     Aw, really? [00:12] Maki     No sulking, Aki. [00:14] Maki     You'll make her feel bad. [00:16] Nasuka     And midterms start tomorrow, after all. [00:19] Nasuka     Maybe we should be the ones feeling bad. [00:22] Yume     I-I wouldn't say that... [00:25] Maki     You took the top score     on the entrance exam, right? [00:27] Maki     I guess the defending champion      has to pull out all the stops. [00:31] Maki     Don't you, Irido-san? [00:33] Yume     Y-Yes... SIGN    My Stepmom's     Daughter Is     My Ex SIGN    The Former Couple Goes Head-to-Head SIGN    "Do You Think I'm Stupid?!" SIGN    May SIGN    Midterms [02:09] Yume     Top score on the entrance exam. [02:11] Yume     A gifted student at the top of my year. SIGN    Midterms [02:13] Yume     This is where I belong. [02:18] Yume     It was my second year of middle school.     We'd just taken our first midterms. [02:22] Yume     For the first time ever, [02:24] Yume     I was bested on a math test,     despite it being one of my strengths... [02:28] Yume     by a boy in my class named Irido Mizuto. [02:33] Yume     I was devastated. [02:35] Yume     So when it came time for finals, [02:37] Yume     I sacrificed sleep to study     more than ever before. [02:42] Yume     All in an effort to beat Irido Mizuto. [02:46] Yume     Fortunately, I was able to reclaim     my spot at the top of the class. [02:51] Yume     However, when I looked at him, [02:52] Yume     he seemed indifferent to the     way the teacher sang my praises. [02:57] Yume     He merely sat there,     staring blankly out the window. [03:01] Yume     I felt hollow. [03:03] Yume     Like I'd conjured up a rivalry out of thin air. [03:08] Yume     And yet... [03:10] (Flashback) Mizuto     Do you like mystery novels? [03:12] (Flashback) Yume     I-I do... [03:15] (Flashback) Mizuto     Now I get it. No wonder you     get such good grades in math. [03:20] Yume     Our rivalry wasn't all in my head. [03:23] Yume     He'd just been pretending     to look the other way, [03:26] Yume     when, in reality,     he was watching me all along. [03:30] Yume     And with that, for the first     time in my life, I fell in love. [03:51] Yume     Are you sure you've done enough studying? [03:54] Mizuto     Yeah, I think I'm ready. [03:58] Yume     Are you? [04:00] Yume     You act as though you're     taking a far easier test than I am. [04:05] Yume     This is why I always beat you. SIGN    Our Last Crusade or the Rise of a New World                                    Kei Sazane                                    Ao Nekonabe [04:08] Mizuto     I wonder how good the seat     at the top of the class feels. [04:12] Yume     I'm afraid that seat is in     my name at the moment. [04:17] Mizuto     Then I'll just have to      reserve it for next time. [04:21] Yume     I see. [04:22] Yume     So you plan on getting     in my way again, do you? [04:26] Yume     I say go for it. [04:28] Yume     Your chances are slim at best. SIGN    Irido [04:40] Mizuto     You seem awfully tired. [04:43] Yume     That's none of your concern. [04:46] Mizuto     Is getting the top score     really so important to you? [04:49] Yume     Of course it is. [04:51] Yume     Getting the top score      on the entrance exam. [04:53] Yume     Staying at the top of my year. [04:55] Yume     These are the reasons my     life is the way it is now. [04:59] Yume     You wouldn't understand. [05:00] Yume     You're too busy pretending. [05:02] Yume     Living like you don't care about     anything or anyone around you. [05:06] Yume     A boy playing the lone wolf. [05:17] Plaque (Right to Left)     Work Diligently. Think Critically.     Strive for Excellence. Take Initiative. SIGN    Midterm Exams [05:18] Teacher     Begin. [05:29] Yume     Well then... SIGN    Midterms [05:31] Yume     That's the first day done and dusted. [05:34] Yume     According to my own grading,     at least I didn't do too badly. [05:37] Yume     Still... [05:39] Yume     Japanese is one of his better subjects. [05:42] Yume     If he were to get full marks, six points     would be a significant gap. [05:48] Yume     That's assuming he gets full marks, anyway. [05:51] Yume     And right now, I have no way of confirming. [06:17] Yume     Why did you leave the last section blank? [06:23] Yume     There's no way you didn't know      the answer to these questions, correct? [06:28] Mizuto     I didn't have time. [06:32] Yume     I saw you stop writing ten     minutes before time was up! [06:37] Yume     Do you think I'm stupid?! [06:39] Yume     You're holding back so I can     get the top spot, aren't you? [06:42] Yume     Did you think that'd make me happy?      Don't be ridiculous! [06:45] Yume     What was all that talk earlier? [06:47] Yume     Are you implying that I'd lose     to you if you didn't hold back?! [06:51] Yume     Do you think I'm stupid?! [06:52] Yuni     H-Hey... What's the matter, Yume? [06:54] Yume     Did you really think it'd be     heroic of you to let me win?! [06:57] Yume     You're just belittling my intellect! [07:00] Yume     Like I can't win on my own! [07:01] Yume     I don't want a victory that's handed to me! [07:04] Yuni     Stop! [07:05] Yuni     Calm down, Yume! What's going on? [07:08] Mizuto     What gives? [07:10] Yuni     Huh? [07:11] Mizuto     Getting the top spot is     important to you, isn't it? [07:14] Mizuto     You said so yourself. [07:16] Mizuto     So I left some of them blank. [07:17] Mizuto     What's wrong with that? [07:19] Yuni     Oh no. Not you too, Mizuto-kun... [07:22] Yuni     Mine-kun! [07:24] Mizuto     It doesn't matter to me     if I come out on top or not. [07:27] Mizuto     Like you said, I couldn't care less     about what anyone thinks of me. [07:31] Mizuto     So I let you have it! Is that so wrong?! [07:37] Yume     It's not wrong. [07:39] Yume     It's just not right. [07:42] Yume     This isn't... who you are. SIGN    Midterms [07:54] Yume     Forget it. [07:56] Yume     Our rivalry was all in my head after all. [07:59] Yume     It's pointless to dwell on. [08:00] Yume     Why complain when I have one less     person to contend with anyway? [08:04] Yume     If I'm to keep my new life as Irido Yume, [08:07] Yume     that top spot is my only concern. [08:11] Mizuto     You have no right to define who I am. [08:15] Mizuto     No one has the right to     define that for you either. [08:21] Mizuto     Say goodbye, dear little sister... [08:24] Mizuto     to your precious life as a model student. [08:30] Mizuto     I think you meant big sister,     my dear little brother. [08:34] Plaque (Right to Left)     Work Diligently. Think Critically.     Strive for Excellence. Take Initiative. SIGN    Midterm Exams SIGN    Midterms SIGN    Midterms SIGN    Midterm Results SIGN    Midterm Exams     Top 50 Students [09:03] Yume     It'll be fine. [09:05] Yume     I'm certain I scored above 90     in every subject. [09:08] Yume     There's no way I didn't get first place. [09:11] List (Pan Up; Bottom to Top)     Tanihara                                                                                                         Kuwabara                                                                                                    Yamashiro                                                                                                         Taniyama [09:16] List (Pan Up; Bottom to Top)     Asuhain                                                                                                         Tanihara [09:16] List (Pan Up; Bottom to Top)     Irido [09:18] List (Pan Up; Bottom to Top)     Irido [09:22] List (Still; Top to Bottom)     Irido Mizuto [09:22] List (Still; Top to Bottom)     Irido Yume SIGN    Fire Hydrant [09:26] Mizuto     Hey, Miss Second Place. [09:28] Mizuto     I trust you're doing well. [09:31] Yume     Those questions you skipped on the Japanese     test were weighted pretty heavily. [09:35] Yume     You would've had to study a     lot to overcome that handicap. [09:41] Yume     Going to such lengths... that isn't... [09:43] Mizuto     It isn't who I am, you mean? [09:47] Mizuto     Didn't I tell you? [09:48] Mizuto     I wanted a little taste of     what it's like to be on top. [09:52] Mizuto     But I envy you. [09:54] Mizuto     Getting second place seems like     way less of a burden to bear. [09:58] Mizuto     Well, if you ever want your throne back,     there's always finals, Miss Model Student. [10:04] Yume     "Miss Model Student"? [10:07] List     Irido Mizuto                                                                                Irido Yume                                                                                Asuhain Ran [10:11] List     Oh, that's right... [10:18] List     I'm not the top of the class anymore. [10:22] Akatsuki     Yume-chan! [10:25] Akatsuki     What an amazing one-two     finish from the sibling duo! [10:27] Maki     You were so close, Irido-san! [10:30] Nasuka     I guess everyone meets     their match at some point. [10:32] Akatsuki     I bet those two'll be neck     and neck for finals too. [10:33] Yume     This wasn't the reaction     I was expecting at all. [10:36] Nasuka     No doubt. They're basically     rivals at this point. [10:38] Yume     Not getting the top spot... [10:39] Maki     No way, I think... [10:40] Yume     Failing... [10:43] Yume     What was I was so scared of again? [10:44] Akatsuki     What's wrong, Yume-chan? [10:47] Yume     Now I see. [10:49] Yume     Nothing's changed at all. [10:51] Yume     The way they treat me, the way they     look at me... It's the same. [10:56] Yume     All this time, I thought being at the top     of our year was what defined who I am. [11:01] Yume     But it never did. [11:03] Akatsuki     What is it, Yume-chan? [11:05] Maki     It's okay, it's okay! [11:07] Maki     Second place is still super cool. [11:09] Nasuka     What Maki said! Cheer up, Irido-chan. [11:12] Yume     No, don't worry... [11:15] Yume     These are happy tears. [11:16] Yume     Thanks so much, you guys. [11:21] Yume     Who else could do it but you? [11:24] Yume     I'm awkward and ineloquent... [11:26] Yume     An introvert in disguise, desperate     to fool the world into thinking otherwise... [11:30] Yume     And you're the only weirdo out there     warped enough to understand me! [11:36] Yume     When you do things like this, how... [11:39] Yume     Just how on earth do you expect     me to live without you? SIGN    Library SIGN    Wednesday, June 1st [11:48] Yume     He's usually around here somewhere. [11:53] Yume     There he is! [11:57] Yume     Oh? [11:58] Yume     So you like that series too? SIGN    KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World! [12:08] Yume     Huh? SIGN    My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex SIGN    Wednesday, June 1st SIGN    Haganai: I Don't Have Many Friends SIGN    So, Higashira... [12:24] Isana     Y-Yes? [12:25] Mizuto     What might you define as a friend? SIGN    Haganai:     I Don't Have      Many Friends [12:29] Isana     Say no more. [12:30] Isana     For this is one of the few topics     I, Higashira Isana, am an expert in. [12:35] Mizuto     I've never seen someone so     eager to define a word before. [12:38] Mizuto     This is definitely a first. [12:42] Isana     I mean, just think about it. [12:44] Isana     It all depends on where you     set the friend bar. [12:47] Isana     Consider my classmate on day duty who made      sure I turned in my homework this morning. [12:52] Isana     I could call them a friend     if I set the bar there. [12:55] Mizuto     Stop being arbitrary with the friend bar. [12:58] Isana     Conversely, say someone I'm     close to is getting bullied. [13:01] Isana     I could say, "Oh, we're not that close,"     and take the heat off myself! [13:07] Isana     Revolutionary, isn't it?! [13:09] Mizuto     I don't think someone like you will     be making friends any time soon. [13:12] Isana     But I consider you a friend, Mizuto-kun. [13:16] Isana     If you ever get bullied,     I promise to get bullied alongside you. [13:21] Mizuto     You wouldn't help? You're so unreliable. [13:25] Isana     Aw, I wouldn't go that far. [13:27] Mizuto     That wasn't a compliment. [13:31] Mizuto     Guess it's time to head home. [13:34] Isana     Yup. [13:35] Isana     Now then, Mizuto-kun... [13:37] Isana     Could you put my socks on for me? [13:39] Mizuto     This again? [13:41] Isana     Don't be shy. [13:43] Mizuto     Higashira Isana is a friend of mine. [13:46] Mizuto     That said, [13:47] Mizuto     she's the first person I've ever clicked     with this much in my entire life. [13:52] Mizuto     I could also live the rest of my life and     never make a closer friend than her. [14:01] Akatsuki     Hiya! [14:03] Akatsuki     So you're headed out now too, Irido-kun? [14:05] Mizuto     Yeah, guess so. [14:07] Isana     I-It's a real-life extrovert, Mizuto-kun! [14:09] Yume     Did she just call him "Mizuto-kun"?! [14:12] Akatsuki     Who's that there beside you? [14:14] Mizuto     Higashira Isana. [14:16] Mizuto     We met recently and hit it off. [14:20] Akatsuki     I'm Minami Akatsuki! [14:21] Akatsuki     I'm in the same class as Mizuto-kun. [14:23] Akatsuki     Nice to meet you! [14:27] Mizuto     She's a little shy, so just try     to give her some space, okay? [14:31] Akatsuki     It's rare to see you being     so protective of someone. [14:35] Akatsuki     Have you already introduced      her to Yume-chan? [14:37] Mizuto     No, not yet. [14:39] Akatsuki     Wait, what? [14:45] Akatsuki     Wait up, Yume-chan! [14:48] Isana     Who's this "Yume" person? [14:52] Mizuto     My little sister. [14:53] Isana     Your sister? [14:55] Mizuto     Stepsister, actually. [14:56] Isana     Stepsister?! [14:58] Mizuto     Why'd you react more to the "step" part? [15:05] Yume     Why do I feel so uneasy? [15:08] Yume     Could I be jealous? [15:11] Yume     I'm not even his girlfriend anymore. [15:13] Yume     And besides... [15:17] Yume     Siblings don't get jealous! SIGN    Irido [15:27] Yume     Here. [15:28] Yume     You want soy sauce, don't you? [15:30] Mizuto     Y-Yeah... [15:37] Yume     That's my eraser. [15:40] Mizuto     My bad. [15:41] Yume     That's okay. It's my fault for dropping it. [15:46] Plaque (Right to Left)     School Motto [15:46] Plaque (Right to Left)     Work Diligently. Think Critically.     Strive for Excellence. Take Initiative. [15:49] Mizuto     Damn, I forgot it. [15:51] Yume     Here you go. [15:53] Mizuto     Huh? [15:54] Yume     You left your lunch at home,     so I brought it for you. [16:04] Mizuto     My stepsister's acting strange. [16:07] Isana     Strange? How do you mean? [16:10] Mizuto     She seems distant. [16:12] Mizuto     No... [16:13] Mizuto     More like, I don't get annoyed     when we talk anymore. [16:16] Isana     Isn't that a good thing? [16:18] Mizuto     It is, but it isn't. [16:21] Isana     Why don't you just go and ask her yourself? [16:26] Mizuto     It's a thought. [16:28] Isana     You're quite the imbecile, Mizuto-kun. [16:31] Isana     If you ask me, you should trust your gut. [16:34] Isana     I'm sure you'll do the right thing. [16:37] Mizuto     Trust my gut? [16:39] Isana     U-Uh, scratch that! [16:40] Isana     I'm probably the least qualified     person to be giving advice... [16:44] Mizuto     No, please continue. [16:46] Mizuto     I'll hear you out and decide      for myself whether I listen. [16:54] Isana     Each and every person has their     own set of criteria, right? [16:59] Mizuto     Criteria? [17:02] Isana     An ideal model for how they     want their life to be or to go. [17:08] Isana     When I feel that threatened,     I get all... up in arms, you know? [17:14] Isana     People say I'm bad at going      with the flow, and that's why. [17:19] Mizuto     That's it! The flow! [17:21] Mizuto     I've just been going with the flow around her. [17:25] Isana     Huh? [17:26] Mizuto     Thanks, Higashira. [17:27] Mizuto     Talking to you really helped. [17:30] Isana     S-Sure... [17:32] Mizuto     Also, it's important to know      how to go with the flow, [17:34] Mizuto     but you don't have to do that around me. [17:37] Mizuto     It'll be faster for me to just go with yours. [17:41] Isana     Th-Thanks for that. [17:48] Yume     This feels great. [17:50] Yume     Who would've thought just forgetting     about him would make life so much easier? [18:03] Yume     Huh? [18:05] Yume     Wha... [18:06] Yume     What?! [18:12] Yume     Wh-What do you want? [18:16] Yume     Huh? What's this? What gives? [18:24] Yume     Wh-Wh-What are you— [18:28] Mizuto     The average human heart     beats once per second. [18:32] Mizuto     Yours, on the other hand,     is clearly beating twice that fast. [18:37] Mizuto     Does the sight of your mere stepbrother [18:39] Mizuto     wearing a different outfit than usual [18:42] Mizuto     really warrant your heart racing so,     dear little sister? [18:46] Yume     N-No fair! [18:52] Yume     So, why are you here? [18:55] Mizuto     I dislike the way you've been acting. [18:57] Yume     Huh? [18:59] Mizuto     The unreasonably calm, sincere,     and understanding attitude. [19:03] Mizuto     Talking to you lately doesn't     irritate me in the slightest. [19:07] Mizuto     Nary a sarcastic or snide remark. [19:09] Mizuto     You act like picking fights is beneath you. [19:12] Mizuto     It's infuriating on all accounts. [19:15] Mizuto     If something's changed for you,      I want to hear about it. [19:19] Mizuto     We're siblings, aren't we? [19:26] Yume     Listen, Onii-chan... [19:30] Mizuto     What's up, Little Sis? [19:31] Yume     I think I'm jealous of that girl. [19:37] Mizuto     That girl? [19:39] Mizuto     You mean Higashira Isana? [19:43] Yume     Until the very end, I always     called you by your family name. [19:47] Yume     But she's already calling you "Mizuto." [19:50] Yume     The more I thought about it,     the less I liked it. [19:55] Yume     But we're siblings, so I don't     have a reason to be jealous. [20:00] Yume     So that's why... [20:03] Mizuto     I get it. [20:07] Yume     Hey, can I ask you something? [20:10] Mizuto     What is it? [20:11] Yume     What bothered you so much about      me not being snide or sarcastic? [20:21] Mizuto     I don't know. [20:22] Mizuto     I didn't like you acting like what we     went through never happened, I guess. [20:29] Yume     The relationship I so badly wanted to forget... [20:32] Yume     was the one relationship I would     truly regret forsaking. [20:37] Yume     You've always been able to articulate     what I could never put into words. [20:45] Yume     So, Onii-chan... do you think it's     okay to get jealous over a sibling? [20:51] Mizuto     No way. [20:52] Mizuto     Getting jealous of your big brother's     friend is just plain creepy. [20:56] Yume     Hey! [20:57] Mizuto     But don't worry. [20:59] Mizuto     I've known you were a     creep for over two years. [21:04] Yume     You're the creep, Onii-chan. [21:06] Mizuto     Hey, now you sound like a real little sister. [21:15] Yume     Thanks for always hanging     out with Mizuto here. [21:19] Yume     I'm his older stepsister, Irido Yume. [21:22] Yume     Nice to meet you. [21:23] Yume     "Mizuto," she says. [21:25] Yume     Skipping the honorific to one-up her? [21:27] Yume     Not to mention that smile... [21:29] Yume     You're gonna scare Higashira right     back into her shell, you know? [21:33] Isana     Yeah, r-right back at you. [21:39] Isana     Wait... [21:40] Isana     D-Did I do something weird? [21:43] Akatsuki     Hey... [21:45] Akatsuki     Just what kind of relationship     do you have with Irido-kun? [21:48] Isana     Huh? [21:49] Isana     W-We're just friends with similar interests. [21:52] Yume     Oh... I didn't realize. [21:55] Isana     U-Um, am I missing something here? [22:00] Yume     Well, you see... [22:03] Mizuto     My sister... [22:05] Mizuto     was under the impression     that you had feelings for me. [22:09] Isana     H-Huh?! [22:10] Yume     Hey! Why'd you have to tell her?! [22:13] Mizuto     I'm just telling the truth. [22:15] Akatsuki     He's ruthless. [22:17] Isana     Mizuto-kun. [22:19] Isana     This is the second time in my life     that I've wished I was born a boy. [22:25] Isana     The first time was when I got my period. [22:28] Isana     I yearn for a body that doesn't     bleed from the nether regions. [22:34] Mizuto     You're hearing this, right? [22:36] Mizuto     You really think a girl would talk     like that to the guy she liked? [22:48] Akatsuki     That said, they sure seem     to get along, don't they? [22:51] Akatsuki     And I was all set to help her out     if she was interested in him... [22:55] Akatsuki     You too, right? [22:56] Yume     Of course. Assuming     she was interested, that is. [23:01] Isana     Well, Mizuto-kun, I'm going this way. [23:04] Mizuto     Okay. See you tomorrow, then. [23:07] Isana     Right! [23:09] Isana     A-A-And a-also... [23:13] Isana     F-Farewell to you too! [23:18] Mizuto     You did great. [23:27] Akatsuki     So, Yume-chan... [23:29] Akatsuki     About what you just said... [23:31] Akatsuki     You're still game to help     Higashira-san out, right? [23:35] Yume     Huh?