# E3 - My Ex Has a Confession to Make 'You Didn't Do Anything Weird, Did You?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ2343/my-ex-has-a-confession-to-make)
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**[00:08] Yume**
* This exceptionally introverted girl*
* is me from six months ago.*
**[00:16] Yume**
*Back then, every time he gave me something,*
**[00:20] Yume**
*I would store it in a small box.*
**[00:24] Yume**
* I repeated a cult-like ritual*
* of smiling creepily*
**[00:28] Yume**
*while worshiping it like some sacred object.*
**[00:34] Yume**
*Truly alarming behavior.*
**[00:36] Yume**
* Should you look up "crazy woman"*
* in the dictionary,*
**[00:39] Yume**
* you'd likely find a picture*
* of me from back then.*
***SIGN*** My Stepmom's
Daughter Is
My Ex
***SIGN*** My Ex Has a Confession to Make
***SIGN*** "You Didn't Do Anything Weird, Did You?"
**[02:29] Yume**
*Wait! Hold on a sec!*
**[02:31] Yume**
* How on earth did I end up*
* with his underwear?!*
**[02:34] Yume**
*And what was I doing with them?!*
**[02:38] Yume**
*Just kill me!*
**[02:39] Yume**
* It's like I've regressed*
* into some desperate loser!*
**[02:42] Yume**
* I thought I'd left the*
* introverted life behind me!*
**[02:47] Yume**
* This is all his fault for wearing*
* underwear in the first place!*
**[02:50] Yume**
* Because of him, my old self*
* is rearing her ugly head again!*
**[02:54] Yume**
*If he were to find out about this...*
**[02:57] Yume**
*It would be a major violation of our rules!*
**[03:00] Yume**
* I'd be pronounced guilty*
* with no hope of appeal,*
**[03:02] Yume**
*nor any hope of a deferred sentence!*
**[03:03] Yume**
*I'd have to submit to being his little sister.*
**[03:07] Yume**
*And then... And then...*
**[03:15] Mizuto**
'Sup, little sister, who made off with her
stepbrother's underwear like a pervert.
**[03:19] Yume**
I-I'm not a perv...
**[03:22] Mizuto**
Oh?
**[03:23] Mizuto**
You mean to say that stealing my underwear
and keeping my things in a little box
**[03:28] Mizuto**
*isn't* the behavior of a pervert?
**[03:35] Yume**
Irido-kun...
**[03:38] Mizuto**
Don't you mean...
**[03:40] Mizuto**
"Onii-chan," my perverted little sister?!
**[03:44] Yume**
Onii-chan!
**[03:49] Yume**
I-If I don't do something...
**[03:51] Yume**
I think I'm gonna go insane!
**[03:57] Yume**
Accursed thing!
I must return them before it's too late!
**[04:07] Yume**
* The only catch is that*
* he still seems to be awake.*
***SIGN*** April
**[04:11] Yume**
*Come on!*
**[04:12] Yume**
* I thought I'd have the perfect opportunity*
* at this hour with everyone fast asleep.*
**[04:18] Yume**
* What could possibly have*
* him pacing about like that?*
**[04:22] Yume**
* I'll just have to wait*
* until he's gone to bed...*
***SIGN*** April
**[04:37] Yume**
*No signs of movement.*
**[04:40] Yume**
*He must have finally gone to bed.*
**[04:43] Yume**
*Now's my chance!*
**[05:12] Mizuto & Yume**
Huh?
**[05:15] Mizuto & Yume**
Ready, set, go!
**[05:17] Mizuto & Yume**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[05:22] Mizuto**
You were the one who suggested
this family meeting, right?
**[05:25] Mizuto**
Come on. We said whoever
lost had to go first.
**[05:29] Mizuto**
Get on with it.
**[05:31] Yume**
It wasn't my fault.
**[05:33] Yume**
I just reverted to my old,
introverted ways is all.
**[05:37] Yume**
Had I been in my right mind, I wouldn't have
given your underwear a second thought.
**[05:41] Mizuto**
Your old, introverted self, huh?
**[05:44] Mizuto**
Sounds like you're saying this
**[05:46] ---**
would've been normal for you
back in middle school.
**[05:49] Mizuto**
You mind explaining yourself?
**[05:53] Yume**
Do I really have to explain that too?
**[05:56] Mizuto**
No withholding information
at times like this.
**[05:59] Mizuto**
We must wholly and truthfully reveal
our dirty secrets to one another.
**[06:03] Yume**
Well, this was back when we were dating,
**[06:08] Yume**
but I used to keep
the things you'd give me.
**[06:11] Yume**
I kept them in a little box.
**[06:22] Yume**
Hold on, are you blushing?
**[06:25] Mizuto**
Why would I be?
**[06:26] Yume**
Did that make you happy?
**[06:29] Yume**
The fact that I used to keep
the things you gave me?
**[06:32] Mizuto**
Why on earth would that make me happy?
**[06:34] Mizuto**
It's sickening. Absolutely revolting.
**[06:37] Mizuto**
In any event, look who's finally
decided to come clean.
**[06:41] Mizuto**
Though I'm sure you could've
kept it to yourself
**[06:44] Mizuto**
and cast the blame solely on me.
**[06:51] Mizuto**
Did you just think,
"Why didn't I think of that?"
**[06:54] Yume**
N-No, I didn't.
**[06:56] Yume**
It's just... Ah, yes! I wanted to play fair.
**[07:01] Mizuto**
I think somewhere deep down,
you wanted me to find out.
**[07:04] Mizuto**
Why not take the chance to confess?
**[07:06] Mizuto**
You actually *wanted* me to see
how perverted you are, right?
**[07:09] Yume**
Yeah, yeah. It's your turn now, isn't it?!
**[07:13] Mizuto**
Yes, well...
**[07:16] Mizuto**
How should I say this?
**[07:18] Mizuto**
Given my situation, I... don't think
you'd believe me even if I told you.
**[07:24] Mizuto**
It was an accident.
**[07:26] Mizuto**
Your bra fell on the floor,
so I picked it up,
**[07:28] Mizuto**
but then Dad walked in and...
**[07:34] (Flashback) Mizuto**
What's that?
**[07:41] (Flashback) Mineaki**
Oh, done with your bath already?
**[07:43] (Flashback) Mizuto**
Y-Yup!
**[07:45] Mizuto**
So, as you can see, I simply missed
my chance to put it back.
**[07:49] Yume**
Huh?! You scoundrel!
**[07:51] Yume**
There's no way something
that convenient happened!
**[07:55] Yume**
You just wanted my bra,
so you stole it, didn't you?
**[07:58] Mizuto**
I didn't steal it!
**[07:59] Mizuto**
And besides,
**[08:00] Mizuto**
you took my boxers back
to your room too, did you not?
**[08:03] Yume**
But that was...
**[08:05] Yume**
a-an accident.
**[08:06] Yume**
They fell on the floor, so I picked them up,
**[08:09] Yume**
but then Mom walked in and...
**[08:14] (Flashback) Yume**
What's that?
**[08:22] (Flashback) Yuni**
Oh, all done with your bath?
**[08:24] (Flashback) Yume**
Y-Yeah!
**[08:26] Yume**
So you could say I missed my chance.
**[08:30] Mizuto**
You just said the exact same thing I did.
**[08:32] Yume**
I-In any case...
**[08:34] Yume**
After you took my bra to your room,
**[08:36] ---**
you didn't d-do anything weird, did you?
**[08:39] Mizuto**
What do you mean by weird?
**[08:41] Yume**
W-Well, you know...
**[08:43] Mizuto**
Don't worry.
**[08:45] Mizuto**
All I did was move it to my room
and then here, to the living room.
**[08:49] Mizuto**
I swear to you, I didn't do anything else.
**[08:52] Yume**
Really?
**[08:54] Mizuto**
Really.
**[08:55] Yume**
Not even poke the cups?
**[08:59] Mizuto**
Absolutely not.
**[09:01] Yume**
You had to think about that!
**[09:02] Mizuto**
I said I didn't do it!
**[09:03] Mizuto**
I trust you didn't do anything weird
with my boxers either, then?
**[09:09] Mizuto**
Like smell them, for instance.
**[09:12] Yume**
I did not.
**[09:14] Mizuto**
You had to think about that.
**[09:16] Mizuto**
Forget it. We're in agreement, right?
**[09:18] Mizuto**
We mustn't speak of this incident ever again.
**[09:22] Yume**
Yes, that would be for the best.
**[09:27] Yume**
Now then, Mizuto-kun...
**[09:29] Mizuto**
What is it, Yume-san?
**[09:31] Yume**
We're both out of bounds, aren't we?
**[09:33] Mizuto**
You mean our little game? I'm aware.
**[09:36] Mizuto**
Normal siblings wouldn't abscond
with each other's underwear.
**[09:39] Yume**
Then it's time we made a deal.
**[09:42] Yume**
So, what shall I have you do for me,
little brother of mine?
**[09:46] Mizuto**
Don't think for a second I'll concede this,
my dear little sister.
**[09:57] Mizuto**
How about this for a deal?
**[09:59] Mizuto**
As long as it doesn't infringe
upon any social norms,
**[10:02] Mizuto**
we each get a demand.
**[10:04] Yume**
A demand?
**[10:06] Yume**
Very well. I can agree to that.
**[10:08] Mizuto**
Okay. It's a deal.
**[10:11] Mizuto**
Our parents will be up soon.
**[10:13] Mizuto**
Let's try to play our roles
as loving siblings again today.
**[10:18] Mizuto**
But outside of this house,
we can do whatever we please.
***SIGN*** Irido
**[10:22] Mizuto**
So long as neither of us causes trouble.
***SIGN*** My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex
**[10:29] Girl NPC 1**
All right, see you tomorrow!
**[10:31] Boy NPC 1**
Take care!
**[10:34] Yume**
*What happened this morning...*
**[10:36] Yume**
*In the end, we were both being idiots.*
**[10:44] Yume**
*What the hell?! Who's that girl?!*
**[10:47] Yume**
*Huh?! He's on a date?!*
**[10:50] (Flashback) Mizuto**
We can do whatever we please.
**[10:52] (Flashback) Mizuto**
So long as neither of us causes trouble.
**[10:55] Yume**
*Is this what he meant by that?!*
**[10:58] Yume**
* And she has black hair and*
* black-framed glasses to boot!*
**[11:01] Yume**
*She's basically the old me!*
**[11:05] Girl NPC 2**
Morning!
**[11:07] Girl NPC 3**
Morning.
**[11:08] Akatsuki**
Hmm, a girl with black hair
and black-framed glasses?
***SIGN*** School Motto
***SIGN*** Work Diligently. Think Critically.
Strive for Excellence. Take Initiative.
**[11:14] Akatsuki**
Well, this *is* a prep school, you know?
**[11:16] Akatsuki**
Lots of girls fit that description.
**[11:19] Yume**
Yes... I suppose you're right.
**[11:22] Yume**
But wow! An after-school date
at Wicky-D's, huh?
**[11:25] Yume**
Irido-kun's not doing too bad for himself.
**[11:28] Yume**
I guess he can be pretty charming
despite his quiet demeanor,
**[11:32] Yume**
and if you really look at him,
he's actually kinda cute.
**[11:34] Yume**
He could probably sweep a shy girl
off her feet, no problem.
**[11:38] Yume**
*That jerk!*
**[11:39] Yume**
* He's just preying on that poor,*
* innocent girl, isn't he?*
***SIGN*** Irido
**[11:45] Yume**
*What?!*
**[11:48] Yume**
*Wh-What are these loafers doing here?!*
**[11:51] Yume**
*That jerk! He's already bringing her home?!*
**[11:53] Yume**
* It hasn't even been a month*
* since we started school!*
**[11:57] Yume**
*It took us six months of dating*
**[11:59] Yume**
*before he brought me home with him.*
***SIGN*** SLO-MO VIDEO PHOTO SQUARE PANORAMA
**[12:20] Mizuto**
*Hello?*
**[12:21] Yume**
Where are you right now?
**[12:22] Mizuto**
*Huh? At home. Where else?*
**[12:24] Yume**
I just remembered I was
supposed to pick something up.
**[12:27] Yume**
My hands are full at the moment,
so can I ask you to go get it for me?
**[12:30] Mizuto**
*Ugh...*
**[12:32] Yume**
Please.
**[12:33] Mizuto**
*"Please"?*
**[12:36] Mizuto**
*It's strange to hear you ask so nicely.*
**[12:39] Yume**
Oh, shut up.
**[12:41] Yume**
Could you stop poking fun at me already?
**[12:43] Mizuto**
* I'll have you run an errand for me*
* in return, so that'll make us even, okay?*
**[12:47] Mizuto**
*So, what do you need me to pick up?*
**[12:50] Yume**
Let's see...
**[12:51] Mizuto**
*Let's see?*
**[12:51] Yume**
Uh, wait!
**[12:52] Yume**
I said lettuce! Lettuce and cheese!
**[12:55] Mizuto**
*Lettuce and cheese? All right...*
**[13:04] Yume**
*Sounds like he left.*
**[13:06] Yume**
*Now that girl should be alone in his room.*
**[13:10] Yume**
* I must warn her not to let a boy*
* lure her into his home so easily!*
**[13:26] Yume**
Why are *you* here?
**[13:28] Mizuto**
I could ask you the same thing.
**[13:29] Yume**
I thought you left just now...
**[13:32] Mizuto**
Huh?
**[13:37] Yume**
They're gone!
**[13:38] Yume**
The loafers are gone!
**[13:41] Mizuto**
What's with you all of a sudden?
**[13:43] Mizuto**
You're holding your loafers right now.
**[13:45] Yume**
These are mine!
**[13:47] Yume**
But forget that!
**[13:48] Yume**
You just sent away the girl you
brought home, didn't you?!
**[13:51] Mizuto**
Huh? What girl?
**[13:54] Mizuto**
I don't know what you're talking about.
**[13:57] Mizuto**
I've been alone all this—
**[13:58] Yume**
Don't play dumb with me!
**[13:59] Yume**
I saw a pair of girl's school shoes
by the door, plain as day.
**[14:03] Yume**
Here, I have proof.
**[14:10] Mizuto**
You just took that a minute ago, right?
**[14:12] Yume**
That's right.
**[14:14] Mizuto**
Why don't you go check your room?
**[14:17] Yume**
Huh?
**[14:17] Mizuto**
Just go check it, would you?
**[14:20] Yume**
Wh-What's gotten into you all of a sudden?
**[14:29] Yume**
There wasn't anything there.
**[14:32] Mizuto**
Are you sure?
**[14:33] Mizuto**
Nothing in your room whatsoever
had been tidied up or was out of place?
**[14:38] Yume**
Huh?
**[14:39] Yume**
You can't possibly be
suggesting paranormal activity.
**[14:43] Yume**
Out with it. Explain yourself already.
**[14:46] Yume**
Those shoes belonged to a girl
you brought home, didn't they?
**[14:50] Mizuto**
Huh?
**[14:51] Mizuto**
Oh. Yeah, yeah. That's right.
**[14:54] Mizuto**
You caught me. I'm busted.
**[14:56] Yume**
What?! That was quick... Wait a minute!
**[14:59] Mizuto**
What do you want? I'm exhausted.
**[15:02] Mizuto**
Don't you get it?
**[15:03] Yume**
E-Exhausted?
**[15:08] Mizuto**
Let's do this before my
stepsister gets home.
**[15:18] Yume**
Wh-Wh... What were you
doing in there with her?!
**[15:21] Mizuto**
Huh?
**[15:23] Mizuto**
Why do I have to explain
myself to you, Yume-san?
**[15:27] Mizuto**
Anyways...
**[15:28] Mizuto**
I'll be more careful next time.
Just forget about this, okay?
**[15:32] Mizuto**
Later.
**[15:50] Yume**
Seriously, did he forget where
his room is or something?
**[16:00] Yume**
Am I misunderstanding something here?
**[16:06] Yume**
* Am I just... making a big deal*
* out of nothing like I always do?*
**[16:30] Mizuto**
*There's no question.*
**[16:32] Mizuto**
*This is all* her *doing.*
**[16:44] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
Irido-kun, would you go out with me
so we can get married one day?
***SIGN*** Metamorphosis
Franz Kafka
**[16:50] (Flashback) Mizuto**
Uh... Sorry.
**[16:53] (Flashback) Mizuto**
I don't believe we've met.
**[17:02] (Flashback) ---**
Philosophy
• Philosophical Theory
• Eastern Ideology
• Western Ideology
• Psychology
**[17:04] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
Man! You really can't tell, huh?
**[17:06] (Flashback) Mizuto**
Huh?
**[17:07] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
Hmm? You still can't tell?
**[17:09] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
All right, gimme one sec.
**[17:16] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
Ta-da!
**[17:18] (Flashback) Mizuto**
Minami-san?!
**[17:19] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
Bingo!
**[17:20] (Flashback) Mizuto**
I had no idea...
**[17:20] (Flashback) ---**
Philosophy
• Philosophical Theory
• Eastern Ideology
• Western Ideology
• Psychology
**[17:23] (Flashback) Mizuto**
Uh, wait a minute, Minami-san.
**[17:26] (Flashback) Mizuto**
Does this mean you like me?
**[17:28] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
Well, I wouldn't say I hate you.
**[17:31] (Flashback) Mizuto**
Huh? You don't hate me...
So you're willing to marry me?
**[17:36] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
Exactly!
**[17:37] (Flashback) Mizuto**
Why on earth do you want
to marry me, Minami-san?
**[17:41] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
Well, if you must know,
**[17:42] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
if you and I get married,
that'd make Yume-chan my sister!
**[17:46] (Flashback) Mizuto**
What?
**[17:47] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
She told me how valiantly she persevered
**[17:47] (Flashback) ---**
Philosophy
• Philosophical Theory
• Eastern Ideology
• Western Ideology
• Psychology
**[17:50] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
during the fitness test
despite her not being athletic.
**[17:54] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
And not just that! She's opened up
to me about all kinds of stuff.
**[17:58] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
I was convinced she was perfect,
**[18:00] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
but getting to know her made me
feel so much closer to her.
**[18:05] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
Honestly, she's quite the cheeky little
devil for making me feel this way.
**[18:11] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
If she became my older sister,
I'd wanna do so much for her.
**[18:16] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
Like wash her whole body
till it's sparkling clean.
**[18:19] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
And rub her up and down with
rose-scented body cream when we're done.
**[18:23] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
Then I'd help her into a dainty,
crystal-white negligee.
**[18:28] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
Oh, but so many choices!
**[18:30] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
I could just as easily put her in
Japanese attire after her bath!
**[18:33] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
Hang on! When we're sisters,
we'll be around each other 365 days a year.
**[18:38] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
We can alternate every other day!
**[18:40] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
Yup, yup, yup!
**[18:44] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
Hey, let's get married already.
**[18:47] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
I'm pretty loyal, you know?
**[18:50] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
So, Irido-kun...
**[18:51] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
Made up your mind yet?
**[18:54] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
Gosh, so this'll be my home too one day...
**[18:57] (Flashback) Akatsuki**
It'd be pretty cool to share
a room with Yume-chan.
**[19:03] Mizuto**
So that's what I've been dealing with.
**[19:06] Mizuto**
You've known her for a while,
right, Kawanami?
**[19:11] Mizuto**
Give it to me straight.
What kind of person is she?
**[19:14] Mizuto**
Intensely passionate with little
prospect of simmering down.
**[19:18] Mizuto**
Once she gets hooked on something,
it consumes her.
**[19:21] Mizuto**
And her infatuation only continues to boil.
**[19:24] Mizuto**
Until finally, one day...
**[19:29] Mizuto**
Kaboom!
**[19:30] Mizuto**
An explosive end.
**[19:31] Mizuto**
What do mean by "explosive"?
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**[19:34] Kogure**
Well...
**[19:36] Kogure**
I'm reluctant to throw her
under the bus like this,
**[19:39] Kogure**
but let me give you an example.
**[19:41] Kogure**
Back in middle school,
Minami had a boyfriend.
**[19:45] Mizuto**
*What?*
**[19:46] Kogure**
Some guys are idiots, you know?
**[19:48] Kogure**
As you might imagine,
she was exceptionally devoted.
**[19:52] Kogure**
They spent every waking moment together,
**[19:54] ---**
as she relentlessly tended to his every need.
**[19:57] Kogure**
And, of course, her boyfriend
was happy in the beginning.
**[20:00] Kogure**
It's great to have a girl you like,
especially a decently pretty one,
**[20:05] Kogure**
fawn over you like that.
**[20:08] Kogure**
No guy on the planet would argue with that.
**[20:12] Kogure**
But three months went by,
**[20:16] ---**
and do you know what happened?
**[20:19] Kogure**
He collapsed from stress
and was hospitalized.
**[20:24] Kogure**
And that's the frightening
thing about Minami Akatsuki.
**[20:29] Kogure**
That girl...
**[20:31] Kogure**
She'll dote on you,
tormenting you, plaguing you!
**[20:36] Kogure**
Until one day, it finally kills you.
**[20:40] Mizuto**
That all sounds a little far-fetched,
**[20:42] Mizuto**
although it's honestly
not that hard to imagine.
**[20:45] Kogure**
Well, as long as you
stand your ground with her,
**[20:48] Kogure**
you should be fine.
**[20:50] Kogure**
She may be persistent,
but don't go wavering on me, all right?
**[20:54] Kogure**
If she gets to be too much,
**[20:56] Kogure**
* we'll have to come up with*
* a more direct approach.*
**[21:00] Mizuto**
I'd rather have that sooner than later.
**[21:05] Kogure**
Very well.
**[21:06] Kogure**
All you have to do is get her to give
up on her obsession with Irido-san.
**[21:11] Kogure**
*And I already have a tactic in mind.*
**[21:14] Kogure**
Irido Mizuto, you must now go to
Irido-san and tell her this...
**[21:33] Yume**
What is it?
**[21:34] Mizuto**
I'd like to exercise your punishment now.
**[21:37] Yume**
My punishment?
**[21:38] Mizuto**
Right.
**[21:39] Mizuto**
For violating the norms of sibling behavior
**[21:42] Mizuto**
in light of the underwear incident.
**[21:44] Yume**
Oh, that?
**[21:46] Yume**
As long as it doesn't
infringe upon any social norms,
**[21:49] ---**
we each get to make a demand, correct?
**[21:51] Yume**
So, what is it you'd have me do?
**[22:00] Mizuto**
Go on a date with me tomorrow.