E12 - I Bestow Unto You My First Kiss Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Madoka     You look stunning! [00:03] Madoka     Yume-chan, you're gorgeous! [00:06] Madoka     A walking firework blooming     before our very eyes! [00:08] Madoka     This year's show is gonna be a total flop! [00:10] Yume     Er, that's enough, Madoka-san. [00:14] Madoka     Why, you ask? [00:15] Madoka     Because everyone's eyes will be on you! [00:18] Yume     Are you making fun of me? [00:20] Madoka     Nonsense! I'm speaking from the heart. [00:23] Madoka     Doesn't she look cute, Chikuma? [00:25] Chikuma     Yeah... [00:26] Madoka     Oh, Mizuto-kun's here. [00:36] Madoka     Well? Whaddya think, Mizuto-kun? [00:37] Madoka     Isn't she beautiful? [00:41] Yume     C-Can... [00:43] Madoka & Mizuto     Hmm? [00:43] Yume     Can I... Can I get a picture?! [00:46] Mizuto     Huh? [00:48] Madoka     Okay! One picture coming right up! [00:50] Yume     Huh? [00:51] Madoka     Make sure to get a good angle, Mizuto-kun. [00:53] Yume     Er, no... I didn't mean of me. SIGN    Enter Password [00:57] Yume     Huh? [01:00] Yume     H-How did you know my password?! SIGN    My Stepmom's     Daughter Is     My Ex SIGN    I Bestow Unto You My First Kiss [02:38] Yume     What made you come with us? [02:40] Yume     Don't you hate big crowds like this? [02:43] Mizuto     Madoka doesn't have anyone else, you know? [02:46] Mizuto     She makes a point of dragging     me here every year. [02:50] Mizuto     I've given up trying to resist at this point. [02:55] Mizuto     I could ask you the same.     Don't you hate big crowds too? [03:01] Yume     I suppose I don't have good memories of them. [03:04] Madoka     We're back! [03:06] Madoka     The restrooms were packed,     so it took us a bit. [03:09] Madoka     Why don't you two hold hands too? [03:11] Madoka     That way, you won't get separated. [03:13] Mizuto     We're not children. [03:15] Mizuto     Besides, even if we did get separated,      I'd just head back home— [03:21] Mizuto     What are you doing? [03:23] Yume     This is normal between siblings. [03:26] Mizuto     Huh? [03:27] Yume     It's my responsibility as your      older sister to keep you close. [03:30] Madoka     Exactly! [03:32] Madoka     Couldn't have said      it better myself, Yume-chan! [03:33] Mizuto     Have you forgotten? [03:36] Mizuto     I'm the older brother, remember? [03:37] Yume     Fine by me. Doesn't matter either way. [03:41] Madoka     All the same, it's your responsibility     as the older brother to keep her close. [03:47] Mizuto     Fine. [03:48] Mizuto     All I have to do is hold your hand, right? [03:50] Yume     Look at you, doing as you're told. [03:53] Mizuto     Shut up. [03:55] Yume     I feel so much lighter after     crying my eyes out yesterday. [04:00] Yume     It's like I finally let go of all the     needless baggage I was carrying around. [04:06] Madoka     Is there anything you guys want to eat? [04:09] Madoka     Granny gave us plenty of spending money,      so feel free to go wild, okay? [04:14] Mizuto     Festival stalls are always      so expensive, though. [04:17] Mizuto     I feel like we should just go     to the convenience store. [04:20] Madoka     Don't get your hopes up. [04:22] Madoka     We're in the countryside.     You're not gonna find one around here. SIGN    Shooting Gallery SIGN    Bull's-eye!! [04:27] Madoka     Oh, look! They have a shooting game! [04:29] Madoka     Wanna try, Chikuma? [04:30] Chikuma     Y-Yeah. [04:33] Madoka     All right! SIGN    Y o - k a i Q u e s t SIGN    Yo-kai Quest [04:34] Madoka     Let's aim for the big prize      together, you and me! [04:42] Chikuma     Maybe a little more to the right. [04:43] Yume     D-Do siblings normally     get that close to each other? [04:44] Madoka     That's too much, too much! [04:48] Madoka     All right, Chikuma, hold it steady... [04:51] Madoka     Here goes! SIGN    Y o - k a i Q u e s t SIGN    Yo-kai Quest SIGN    Yo-kai Quest SIGN    Yo-kai Quest SIGN    Y o - k a i Q u e s t [04:54] Madoka     Aw, too bad. [04:56] Chikuma     Yeah... SIGN    Shooting Gallery SIGN    Bull's-eye!! [04:59] Madoka     We can't let it end like this. [05:01] Madoka     You're up, Mizuto-kun! [05:03] Madoka     Avenge Chikuma, would you? [05:06] Mizuto     All right, one shot and that's it. [05:10] Madoka     Go help him, Yume-chan. [05:13] Madoka     As his big sister. [05:14] Yume     What? Um, but... [05:16] Madoka     What's this now? [05:17] Madoka     You'd just be holding your     little brother from behind. [05:21] Madoka     What could you possibly be flustered about? [05:29] Mizuto     Hey... [05:30] Yume     H-Hey! Quit looking at me     and focus on aiming! [05:35] Yume     Aren't you a little off to the right? [05:36] Mizuto     No, I'm not. [05:38] Yume     Yes, you are! [05:39] Mizuto     Quit nagging me. Is this better? [05:42] Yume     You're too far left! [05:44] Yume     More to the right.     Yeah, just a little more... [05:47] Yume     Th-This is bad... [05:49] Yume     I don't think my legs can     hold out much longer. [05:51] Yume     A-At this rate, my chest is gonna... [05:55] Mizuto     This is it. [06:06] Yume     Doesn't suit you one bit. [06:08] Mizuto     Have you no concept of the      phrase "keep it to yourself"? [06:12] Mizuto     Here. [06:17] Chikuma     Th-Thanks. [06:19] Madoka     Wasn't that nice of him, Chikuma? [06:21] Yume     How did you know he wanted it? [06:24] Mizuto     It's a character from the game     he's been playing recently. [06:29] Yume     Really? I'm surprised you     noticed something like that. [06:35] Yume     To think you're this socially     awkward with kids too. [06:39] Mizuto     What do you mean "too"? [06:40] Mizuto     When have I ever been socially awkward? [06:43] Yume     I'm starting to feel resistance to the idea     of letting you be the older brother. [06:47] Mizuto     Better that than letting you      be the older sister. [06:51] Mizuto     Speaking of, did you do      that on purpose earlier? [06:55] Yume     N-Never in a million years! [06:57] Mizuto     That's a relief. [06:59] Mizuto     I'm glad my stepsister     isn't a complete pervert. [07:02] Yume     Perv—?! [07:03] Yume     Wh-What's got you so hot      and bothered about it anyway? [07:06] Yume     I thought you'd be used to it      after hanging out with Higashira-san. [07:09] Mizuto     She comes at me without a second thought, [07:12] Mizuto     but when you do it,     I can tell you're nervous. [07:15] Mizuto     Try to relax for once. [07:17] Yume     Wha— [07:18] Yume     Y-You're making it sound like      Higashira-san's better with boys than I am! [07:22] Madoka     Okay, okay! [07:24] Madoka     Time to get a move on, you two! [07:30] Madoka     Oh, look over there!      It's Uncle Mineaki and Aunt Yuni. [07:33] Yume     Who are they talking to? [07:35] Madoka     What was her name again? [07:36] Madoka     We used to be pretty big in      town back in the day, you see. [07:40] Madoka     So lots of older folks     around here know the family. [07:43] Yuni     Yume! Mizuto-kun! [07:48] Yuni     Perfect timing. [07:50] Yuni     Kedouin-san, this is my daughter. [07:52] Yume     I'm Irido Yume. [07:53] Kedouin     My goodness. What a pretty young lady you are. [07:57] Kedouin     I see Mizuto-kun finally has someone     to call family other than his father. [08:02] Kedouin     When I heard what happened from Natsume,      I was worried sick. [08:05] Kedouin     I'm sure you have your hands full     getting used to your new lives, [08:08] Kedouin     but do remember to look after Mizuto-kun. [08:12] Yume     Of course. [08:14] Yume     How strange... [08:16] Yume     She makes it sound as if he can't survive     without someone there to watch over him. [08:21] Kedouin     We've reserved the perfect viewing      spot for the fireworks for you all. [08:26] Kedouin     I can take you there, if you'd like. [08:28] Mineaki     Thank you as always. [08:30] Yuni     The fireworks show starts at eight, right? [08:33] Mineaki     Yeah. [08:34] Yuni     We still have some time before the fireworks. [08:36] Yuni     What would you all like to do? [08:38] Yuni     Oh? Where'd Mizuto-kun go? [08:40] Yume     What? [08:42] Madoka     Uh-oh, he's run off on his own again, has he? [08:45] Madoka     Mizuto-kun always disappears      right before the fireworks every year. [08:52] Yume     I see... That explains it. [08:56] Yume     I get it now. [08:58] Yume     Mizuto was probably     uncomfortable in that setting. [09:01] Yume     So that's why... [09:03] (Flashback) Mineaki     Sure. Thanks, kid. [09:05] Yume     His dad must have been thanking him     for coming along anyway. [09:09] Yume     But it's not that Mizuto     is uninterested in his relatives. [09:14] Yume     If he were completely indifferent to them, [09:16] Yume     he never would've thought     to give Chikuma that toy. [09:21] (Flashback) Mizuto     I'm sorry, but I can't go out with you. [09:25] (Flashback) Mizuto     I'm selfish. [09:27] (Flashback) Mizuto     I can't be attentive to more     than one person at a time. [09:31] (Flashback) Mizuto     And the one slot that I have... [09:33] (Flashback) Mizuto     It's already occupied by someone else,     even though she doesn't deserve it. [09:40] (Flashback) Yume     It must be pretty windy out, huh? [09:43] Mizuto     Oh... Yeah. [09:46] Mizuto     Ayai? [09:47] (Flashback) Yume     Hmm? [09:48] Mizuto     Never mind. [09:51] Mizuto     Actually, my battery's getting pretty low. [09:55] Yume     Why couldn't we talk     while his phone was charging? SIGN    August 22nd (Sat) [10:03] Yume     That wasn't it. SIGN    August 12th (Sat) [10:08] Yume     I didn't know. [10:10] Yume     The person I was two years ago didn't know... [10:13] Yume     that he'd be visiting his     relatives this time of year [10:16] Yume     and trailing around the local festival. [10:22] Yume     When we were just classmates... [10:25] Yume     When I was his girlfriend... [10:27] Yume     And ever since we became family... [10:31] Yume     I've gotten to see many facets of Irido Mizuto. [10:34] Yume     They fit together like puzzle pieces,     one after another, [10:40] Yume     forming a three-dimensional image of him. [10:43] Yume     One I never knew. [10:45] Yume     A picture of him I never would have seen     if I'd stayed just his girlfriend. [10:49] Yume     But still... [10:51] Yume     I'm going to go find him. [10:53] Madoka     Yeah, go get him. SIGN    The Siberian Dancing Girl SIGN    I wanted you to stop me from leaving. [11:05] Mizuto     "I wanted you to stop me from leaving." SIGN    My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex [11:20] Mizuto     For as long as I can remember,     nothing's ever felt real to me. [11:25] Mizuto     Like I was living someone else's life. [11:28] Mizuto     Like I was living in a fictional world. [11:31] Mizuto     Everything about the     "wonders of life" people speak of [11:34] Mizuto     seemed like a faraway fantasy     that only existed in my TV. [11:38] Mizuto     And I wasn't just pretending     to be the guy from No Longer Human*. [11:41] Mizuto     I genuinely couldn't identify with anyone. [11:44] (Flashback) Man     It's a miracle you were born safe and sound. [11:47] (Flashback) Woman     It must be so hard growing up      without a mother. [11:50] Mizuto     I never understood why*     they pitied and praised me [11:56] Mizuto     for simply existing,     for simply breathing the air around me. [12:00] Mizuto     I didn't get it. I didn't understand. [12:03] Mizuto     And because of that,     a hole begun to grow within me... [12:08] Mizuto     until everything passed right through     me without so much as a sound. [12:12] Mizuto     But despite that, the one and only     thing that ever felt real to me SIGN    The Siberian Dancing Girl [12:16] Mizuto     was the world of the written word. [12:18] Mizuto     I will never forget the impact [12:20] Mizuto     of reading my great-grandfather's     "The Siberian Dancing Girl" [12:23] Mizuto     for the very first time. [12:26] Mizuto     My soul glimpsed the world     as reflected in its pages. [12:30] Mizuto     And for once, I felt connected to it. SIGN    The Dancing Girl      Foam on the Waves      And three other tales          Mori Ogai [12:33] Mizuto     "The Dancing Girl" taught me     how weak people can be. [12:36] Mizuto     "Rashomon" taught me about the human ego. [12:38] Mizuto     "The Moon Over the Mountain"     taught me about pride. [12:41] Mizuto     And Kokoro taught me     about the human experience. [12:46] Mizuto     In my mind, the world of fiction was reality, [12:50] Mizuto     while the real world was a fabrication. [12:53] Mizuto     That's why... [12:55] Mizuto     meeting Ayai Yume was just     as insignificant to me at first. [12:59] Mizuto     I merely approached her on a whim. [13:02] Mizuto     But when we went on our     first date at the summer festival, [13:05] Mizuto     something stirred deep within me. [13:08] Mizuto     How could such a weak person exist? [13:10] Mizuto     Someone so weak that she'd     practically forget how to breathe [13:13] Mizuto     if there were no one else around... [13:15] Mizuto     If I abandoned her here, I thought     she'd be doomed to weep eternally [13:20] Mizuto     in absolute solitude. [13:22] Mizuto     "Oh, you poor thing..." [13:26] Mizuto     That thought that arose within me [13:29] Mizuto     was the exact sentiment     others had thrown at me my whole life. [13:33] Mizuto     Ayai... [13:34] Mizuto     From that point on,     you were etched into my heart. [13:37] Mizuto     More intensely than any story I'd ever read. [13:40] Mizuto     To me, [13:42] Mizuto     you felt more real than anyone I'd ever met. [13:47] Yume     Irido Mizuto has always struggled, [13:50] Yume     forever keeping the world at arm's length. [13:52] Yume     But then... [13:54] Yume     One day, he stumbled     upon his salvation, Ayai Yume. [13:57] Yume     To him, she was the key to reversing     his sentence of a pitiful life. [14:04] Yume     But he lost that key. [14:08] Yume     You shouldn't pity him     for not having a mother. [14:11] Yume     You should pity him because he lost     the one thing that meant something to him. [14:15] Yume     And that was... [14:21] Yume     You sure like dark and dingy places, huh? [14:25] Yume     A wimp trying to turn over a new leaf, perhaps? [14:28] Mizuto     Have you just come to ridicule me? [14:30] Mizuto     To tell me I'm a loser who can't even     interact with his own family? [14:33] Yume     Don't be ridiculous. [14:35] Yume     I figured that much out ages ago. [14:38] Yume     It'd be pointless to dredge up. [14:42] Yume     Remember our first date     at the summer festival two years ago? [14:46] Yume     I got lost and called you up in tears. [14:51] Mizuto     Huh? [14:52] Yume     I wonder how many days      had passed after that... [14:55] Yume     when you called me up     out of the blue that one night. [14:59] Yume     I remember it. [15:01] Yume     I could hear the faint rustling     of trees in the background. [15:05] Yume     You were here, weren't you? [15:08] Yume     You know... [15:09] Yume     You must have really liked me, huh? [15:18] Yume     Say, do you remember [15:20] Yume     the date of when we shared our first kiss? [15:23] Mizuto     October 27th, wasn't it? [15:26] Mizuto     It was exactly two months     after we had started dating. [15:30] Yume     I knew you'd remember. [15:32] Mizuto     And how's that? [15:33] Yume     You were able to unlock my phone, were you not? [15:38] Mizuto     You shouldn't be using a date     as a password, you know. [15:42] Yume     You say that... [15:44] Yume     but the fact that your     instinct was to type "1027" [15:47] Yume     must mean you used it     yourself at one point, no? [15:53] Yume     That's right...     We'd been dating exactly two months. [15:56] Yume     I felt that if we didn't do it then,     I'd have to wait a whole month to try again. [16:01] Yume     So I was a little frantic at the time. [16:03] Mizuto     I was sure you'd fallen for some dodgy     advice you'd read online or in a magazine. [16:09] Yume     I might have perused a few articles,     but it was purely for research purposes. [16:14] Mizuto     Either way, it's you we're talking about. [16:16] Mizuto     There's no way you'd have      done something so bold [16:18] Mizuto     without reading about it first. [16:21] Yume     Well, sorry for being so "by the book"! [16:24] Yume     You could at least praise     your girlfriend for being so courageous! [16:27] Mizuto     You were very brave. [16:29] Mizuto     You must have really practiced      that kissing face too. [16:31] Yume     How did you know? [16:33] Mizuto     I knew the moment I saw it. [16:35] Mizuto     There's no way you'd pull something      like that off on your first try. [16:39] Yume     You jerk! [16:40] Yume     I'm pretty good at improv from time to time. [16:44] Mizuto     Only because I'm usually the one      backing you up after the fact. [16:48] Yume     Oh, you're always so condescending. [16:50] Yume     Don't you realize you'd be a better     catch if you'd just bite your tongue? [16:53] Mizuto     What reason do I have to try to adhere      to your taste in men now? [16:57] Yume     You're right. [16:59] Yume     There'd be little point in it. [17:01] Yume     It'd just end in disappointment      for the both of us. [17:03] Mizuto     You took the words right out of my mouth. [17:11] Yume     Say... [17:12] Mizuto     What? [17:14] Yume     Why did you decide to go out with me? [17:17] Mizuto     I probably would've been fine with anyone. [17:20] Yume     What?! [17:22] Mizuto     It was all just a twist of fate. [17:24] Mizuto     A mere coincidence, wouldn't you say? [17:26] Mizuto     Suppose I were to have met      Higashira before I met you. [17:31] Mizuto     In that case, we never would have dated. [17:35] Mizuto     But the reality is... [17:37] Mizuto     you're the one I met. [17:40] Mizuto     In a simple game of musical chairs,      whoever gets there first wins. [17:44] Mizuto     If you're looking for a simple answer,      that's the one I'd give. [17:50] Mizuto     Are you satisfied? [17:52] Yume     Yeah. [17:58] Yume     It's almost time. [17:59] Mizuto     Hmm? [18:00] Yume     For the fireworks we never saw two years ago. [18:09] Yume     We finally get to see them together. [18:28] Yume     Hey... look at me. [18:38] Yume     Not as Ayai Yume, but as Irido Yume... [18:42] Yume     I bestow unto you the second first kiss of my life. [18:47] Yume     I assure you I will vanquish... [18:50] Yume     the girl who's seized     that one slot in your heart. [18:55] Yume     No matter how much you may love Ayai Yume, [19:07] Yume     I, Irido Yume, vow that I will     win you over in the end. [19:21] Madoka     Hey, tell me already! How'd yesterday go? [19:25] Yume     I think we made a big step forward, at least. [19:28] Madoka     Let's go! [19:30] Madoka     If anything ever happens, call me, okay?! [19:32] Madoka     You have my full support— [19:34] Madoka     O-Ouch! [19:34] Madoka     Wh-What was that for, Chikuma?! [19:36] Madoka     Is this your rebellious phase?! [19:40] Yume     Chikuma-kun? [19:43] Madoka     Wait, seriously? Is that what's going on? [19:47] Madoka     Um, how do I put this delicately? [19:50] Madoka     My condolences, I suppose. [19:55] Natsume     I can't thank you enough, Yume-chan. [19:59] Natsume     Take care of Mizuto for me, will you? [20:02] Yume     He's very capable, [20:04] Yume     so I'm sure he doesn't need my help. [20:07] Yume     But it would be my pleasure. [20:09] Yume     You wouldn't know it,     but he gets quite lonely sometimes. [20:15] Mizuto     What were you talking about with Granny? [20:17] Yume     Take a wild guess. [20:20] Mizuto     Why are you acting so weird? [20:22] Yume     Don't worry about it. [20:24] Yume     We're stepsiblings, after all, Mizuto-kun. [20:29] Mizuto     Talk about stating the obvious, Yume-san. [20:39] Isana     What is the meaning of this, Mizuto-kun?! [20:41] Isana     Who is this flagrant playboy?! [20:44] Kogure     What the hell's going on, Irido?! [20:46] Kogure     Who's the chick with the massive jugs?! [20:48] Akatsuki     You stupid horndog. [20:51] Isana     I'm your only friend, right, Mizuto-kun?! [20:53] Isana     Right?! [20:54] Kogure     To think you'd go fooling around with this     chick when you already have Irido-san... [20:58] Kogure     I'm disappointed in you. [21:00] Kogure     I thought you were better than that! [21:02] Mizuto     Kawanami, this is Higashira Isana. [21:06] Mizuto     She's just a friend I met recently      and hit it off with. [21:10] Kogure     A friend you met recently and hit it off with? [21:13] Mizuto     Higashira, this is Kawanami Kogure. [21:16] Mizuto     He's just a classmate who declared himself     my friend and insists on following me around. [21:21] Isana     Someone who insists on following you around? [21:24] Isana     Now I get it. [21:25] Isana     He's your stalker, isn't he? [21:28] Kogure     Now I get it. [21:29] Kogure     She's a succubus who's chosen you as her prey. [21:31] Mizuto     How did you arrive at those conclusions? [21:33] Kogure     Did you think he'd be an easy target      just because he's a nerd? [21:36] Kogure     Well, too bad for you,      but Irido isn't that shallow. [21:40] Kogure     Why don't you give up the charade      before you take a hit to your pride? [21:43] Isana     H-How could you so thoughtlessly     prod at an open wound?! [21:46] Kogure     Oh dear, so you already got the rug     pulled out from under you, did you? [21:51] Kogure     Serves you right— [21:53] Kogure     Ow, ow, ow, ouch! [21:56] Akatsuki     There's nothing going on      between her and Irido-kun, okay? [21:59] Akatsuki     They're just good friends. [22:01] Akatsuki     The fact that you suspect funny business      is your sick little mind at work. [22:06] Akatsuki     You hear me? [22:07] Kogure     I'd rather not take lip from     the chick with the sickest mind of all! [22:11] Akatsuki     What was that? [22:14] Isana     Mizuto-kun and I just really click! [22:17] Isana     It's because of love-obsessed     wannabe players like you [22:20] Isana     that I can't stand extroverts! [22:23] Yume     You're not convincing anyone while      glued to each other like that. [22:28] Yume     Hands off for one second! [22:31] Yume     I'm happy you finally made friends,     unlike back in middle school, [22:36] Yume     my dear little brother. [22:37] Mizuto     And I'm thrilled you actually got     something out of reinventing yourself, [22:41] Mizuto     my dear little sister. SIGN    Irido [22:46] Mizuto & Yume     Looking back, I can only describe     it as youthful indiscretion. SIGN    Saekano:      How to Raise a      Boring Girlfriend [22:50] Mizuto     But from my second to third     year of middle school, [22:54] Mizuto     I had what you might call a girlfriend. [22:58] Yume     But from my second to third     year of middle school, [23:03] Yume     I had what you might call a boyfriend. SIGN    The End Credits of The Fool      Honobu Yonezawa [23:07] Mizuto     We can never go back to how things were. SIGN    Goodbye     Osamu Dazai [23:10] Yume     We can't bring back the happiness     we felt back then. [23:15] Mizuto & Yume     And yet... [23:16] Mizuto     My feelings from that time     are still etched into my soul. [23:22] Yume     For now, I'm okay with that. [23:26] Mizuto     We still haven't fully moved on. [23:29] Yume     But it's fine. SIGN    Irido [23:31] Yume     Because I... No, we... [23:35] Mizuto & Yume     We have a chance to weave a new tale.