# E12 - I Bestow Unto You My First Kiss
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX7M85/i-bestow-unto-you-my-first-kiss)
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**[00:01] Madoka**
You look stunning!
**[00:03] Madoka**
Yume-chan, you're gorgeous!
**[00:06] Madoka**
A walking firework blooming
before our very eyes!
**[00:08] Madoka**
This year's show is gonna be a total flop!
**[00:10] Yume**
Er, that's enough, Madoka-san.
**[00:14] Madoka**
Why, you ask?
**[00:15] Madoka**
Because everyone's eyes will be on *you*!
**[00:18] Yume**
Are you making fun of me?
**[00:20] Madoka**
Nonsense! I'm speaking from the heart.
**[00:23] Madoka**
Doesn't she look cute, Chikuma?
**[00:25] Chikuma**
Yeah...
**[00:26] Madoka**
Oh, Mizuto-kun's here.
**[00:36] Madoka**
Well? Whaddya think, Mizuto-kun?
**[00:37] Madoka**
Isn't she beautiful?
**[00:41] Yume**
C-Can...
**[00:43] Madoka & Mizuto**
Hmm?
**[00:43] Yume**
Can I... Can I get a picture?!
**[00:46] Mizuto**
Huh?
**[00:48] Madoka**
Okay! One picture coming right up!
**[00:50] Yume**
Huh?
**[00:51] Madoka**
Make sure to get a good angle, Mizuto-kun.
**[00:53] Yume**
Er, no... I didn't mean of me.
***SIGN*** Enter Password
**[00:57] Yume**
Huh?
**[01:00] Yume**
H-How did you know my password?!
***SIGN*** My Stepmom's
Daughter Is
My Ex
***SIGN*** I Bestow Unto You My First Kiss
**[02:38] Yume**
What made you come with us?
**[02:40] Yume**
Don't you hate big crowds like this?
**[02:43] Mizuto**
Madoka doesn't have anyone else, you know?
**[02:46] Mizuto**
She makes a point of dragging
me here every year.
**[02:50] Mizuto**
I've given up trying to resist at this point.
**[02:55] Mizuto**
I could ask you the same.
Don't you hate big crowds too?
**[03:01] Yume**
I suppose I don't have good memories of them.
**[03:04] Madoka**
We're back!
**[03:06] Madoka**
The restrooms were packed,
so it took us a bit.
**[03:09] Madoka**
Why don't you two hold hands too?
**[03:11] Madoka**
That way, you won't get separated.
**[03:13] Mizuto**
We're not children.
**[03:15] Mizuto**
Besides, even if we did get separated,
I'd just head back home—
**[03:21] Mizuto**
What are you doing?
**[03:23] Yume**
This is normal between siblings.
**[03:26] Mizuto**
Huh?
**[03:27] Yume**
It's my responsibility as your
older sister to keep you close.
**[03:30] Madoka**
Exactly!
**[03:32] Madoka**
Couldn't have said
it better myself, Yume-chan!
**[03:33] Mizuto**
Have you forgotten?
**[03:36] Mizuto**
I'm the older brother, remember?
**[03:37] Yume**
Fine by me. Doesn't matter either way.
**[03:41] Madoka**
All the same, it's your responsibility
as the older brother to keep her close.
**[03:47] Mizuto**
Fine.
**[03:48] Mizuto**
All I have to do is hold your hand, right?
**[03:50] Yume**
Look at you, doing as you're told.
**[03:53] Mizuto**
Shut up.
**[03:55] Yume**
* I feel so much lighter after*
* crying my eyes out yesterday.*
**[04:00] Yume**
* It's like I finally let go of all the*
* needless baggage I was carrying around.*
**[04:06] Madoka**
Is there anything you guys want to eat?
**[04:09] Madoka**
Granny gave us plenty of spending money,
so feel free to go wild, okay?
**[04:14] Mizuto**
Festival stalls are always
so expensive, though.
**[04:17] Mizuto**
I feel like we should just go
to the convenience store.
**[04:20] Madoka**
Don't get your hopes up.
**[04:22] Madoka**
We're in the countryside.
You're not gonna find one around here.
***SIGN*** Shooting Gallery
***SIGN*** Bull's-eye!!
**[04:27] Madoka**
Oh, look! They have a shooting game!
**[04:29] Madoka**
Wanna try, Chikuma?
**[04:30] Chikuma**
Y-Yeah.
**[04:33] Madoka**
All right!
***SIGN*** Y o - k a i Q u e s t
***SIGN*** Yo-kai Quest
**[04:34] Madoka**
Let's aim for the big prize
together, you and me!
**[04:42] Chikuma**
Maybe a little more to the right.
**[04:43] Yume**
* D-Do siblings normally*
* get that close to each other?*
**[04:44] Madoka**
That's too much, too much!
**[04:48] Madoka**
All right, Chikuma, hold it steady...
**[04:51] Madoka**
Here goes!
***SIGN*** Y o - k a i Q u e s t
***SIGN*** Yo-kai Quest
***SIGN*** Yo-kai Quest
***SIGN*** Yo-kai Quest
***SIGN*** Y o - k a i Q u e s t
**[04:54] Madoka**
Aw, too bad.
**[04:56] Chikuma**
Yeah...
***SIGN*** Shooting Gallery
***SIGN*** Bull's-eye!!
**[04:59] Madoka**
We can't let it end like this.
**[05:01] Madoka**
You're up, Mizuto-kun!
**[05:03] Madoka**
Avenge Chikuma, would you?
**[05:06] Mizuto**
All right, one shot and that's it.
**[05:10] Madoka**
Go help him, Yume-chan.
**[05:13] Madoka**
As his big sister.
**[05:14] Yume**
What? Um, but...
**[05:16] Madoka**
What's this now?
**[05:17] Madoka**
You'd just be holding your
little brother from behind.
**[05:21] Madoka**
What could you possibly be flustered about?
**[05:29] Mizuto**
Hey...
**[05:30] Yume**
H-Hey! Quit looking at me
and focus on aiming!
**[05:35] Yume**
Aren't you a little off to the right?
**[05:36] Mizuto**
No, I'm not.
**[05:38] Yume**
Yes, you are!
**[05:39] Mizuto**
Quit nagging me. Is this better?
**[05:42] Yume**
You're too far left!
**[05:44] Yume**
More to the right.
Yeah, just a little more...
**[05:47] Yume**
*Th-This is bad...*
**[05:49] Yume**
* I don't think my legs can*
* hold out much longer.*
**[05:51] Yume**
*A-At this rate, my chest is gonna...*
**[05:55] Mizuto**
This is it.
**[06:06] Yume**
Doesn't suit you one bit.
**[06:08] Mizuto**
Have you no concept of the
phrase "keep it to yourself"?
**[06:12] Mizuto**
Here.
**[06:17] Chikuma**
Th-Thanks.
**[06:19] Madoka**
Wasn't that nice of him, Chikuma?
**[06:21] Yume**
How did you know he wanted it?
**[06:24] Mizuto**
It's a character from the game
he's been playing recently.
**[06:29] Yume**
Really? I'm surprised you
noticed something like that.
**[06:35] Yume**
To think you're this socially
awkward with kids too.
**[06:39] Mizuto**
What do you mean "too"?
**[06:40] Mizuto**
When have I ever been socially awkward?
**[06:43] Yume**
I'm starting to feel resistance to the idea
of letting you be the older brother.
**[06:47] Mizuto**
Better that than letting you
be the older sister.
**[06:51] Mizuto**
Speaking of, did you do
that on purpose earlier?
**[06:55] Yume**
N-Never in a million years!
**[06:57] Mizuto**
That's a relief.
**[06:59] Mizuto**
I'm glad my stepsister
isn't a complete pervert.
**[07:02] Yume**
Perv—?!
**[07:03] Yume**
Wh-What's got you so hot
and bothered about it anyway?
**[07:06] Yume**
I thought you'd be used to it
after hanging out with Higashira-san.
**[07:09] Mizuto**
She comes at me without a second thought,
**[07:12] Mizuto**
but when you do it,
I can tell you're nervous.
**[07:15] Mizuto**
Try to relax for once.
**[07:17] Yume**
Wha—
**[07:18] Yume**
Y-You're making it sound like
Higashira-san's better with boys than I am!
**[07:22] Madoka**
Okay, okay!
**[07:24] Madoka**
Time to get a move on, you two!
**[07:30] Madoka**
Oh, look over there!
It's Uncle Mineaki and Aunt Yuni.
**[07:33] Yume**
Who are they talking to?
**[07:35] Madoka**
What was her name again?
**[07:36] Madoka**
We used to be pretty big in
town back in the day, you see.
**[07:40] Madoka**
So lots of older folks
around here know the family.
**[07:43] Yuni**
Yume! Mizuto-kun!
**[07:48] Yuni**
Perfect timing.
**[07:50] Yuni**
Kedouin-san, this is my daughter.
**[07:52] Yume**
I'm Irido Yume.
**[07:53] Kedouin**
My goodness. What a pretty young lady you are.
**[07:57] Kedouin**
I see Mizuto-kun finally has someone
to call family other than his father.
**[08:02] Kedouin**
When I heard what happened from Natsume,
I was worried sick.
**[08:05] Kedouin**
I'm sure you have your hands full
getting used to your new lives,
**[08:08] Kedouin**
but do remember to look after Mizuto-kun.
**[08:12] Yume**
Of course.
**[08:14] Yume**
*How strange...*
**[08:16] Yume**
* She makes it sound as if he can't survive*
* without someone there to watch over him.*
**[08:21] Kedouin**
We've reserved the perfect viewing
spot for the fireworks for you all.
**[08:26] Kedouin**
I can take you there, if you'd like.
**[08:28] Mineaki**
Thank you as always.
**[08:30] Yuni**
The fireworks show starts at eight, right?
**[08:33] Mineaki**
Yeah.
**[08:34] Yuni**
We still have some time before the fireworks.
**[08:36] Yuni**
What would you all like to do?
**[08:38] Yuni**
Oh? Where'd Mizuto-kun go?
**[08:40] Yume**
What?
**[08:42] Madoka**
Uh-oh, he's run off on his own again, has he?
**[08:45] Madoka**
Mizuto-kun always disappears
right before the fireworks every year.
**[08:52] Yume**
*I see... That explains it.*
**[08:56] Yume**
*I get it now.*
**[08:58] Yume**
* Mizuto was probably*
* uncomfortable in that setting.*
**[09:01] Yume**
*So that's why...*
**[09:03] (Flashback) Mineaki**
Sure. Thanks, kid.
**[09:05] Yume**
* His dad must have been thanking him*
* for coming along anyway.*
**[09:09] Yume**
* But it's not that Mizuto*
* is uninterested in his relatives.*
**[09:14] Yume**
*If he were completely indifferent to them,*
**[09:16] Yume**
* he never would've thought*
* to give Chikuma that toy.*
**[09:21] (Flashback) Mizuto**
I'm sorry, but I can't go out with you.
**[09:25] (Flashback) Mizuto**
I'm selfish.
**[09:27] (Flashback) Mizuto**
I can't be attentive to more
than one person at a time.
**[09:31] (Flashback) Mizuto**
And the one slot that I have...
**[09:33] (Flashback) Mizuto**
It's already occupied by someone else,
even though she doesn't deserve it.
**[09:40] (Flashback) Yume**
It must be pretty windy out, huh?
**[09:43] Mizuto**
*Oh... Yeah.*
**[09:46] Mizuto**
*Ayai?*
**[09:47] (Flashback) Yume**
Hmm?
**[09:48] Mizuto**
*Never mind.*
**[09:51] Mizuto**
*Actually, my battery's getting pretty low.*
**[09:55] Yume**
* Why couldn't we talk*
* while his phone was charging?*
***SIGN*** August 22nd (Sat)
**[10:03] Yume**
*That wasn't it.*
***SIGN*** August 12th (Sat)
**[10:08] Yume**
*I didn't know.*
**[10:10] Yume**
*The person I was two years ago didn't know...*
**[10:13] Yume**
* that he'd be visiting his*
* relatives this time of year*
**[10:16] Yume**
*and trailing around the local festival.*
**[10:22] Yume**
*When we were just classmates...*
**[10:25] Yume**
*When I was his girlfriend...*
**[10:27] Yume**
*And ever since we became family...*
**[10:31] Yume**
*I've gotten to see many facets of Irido Mizuto.*
**[10:34] Yume**
* They fit together like puzzle pieces,*
* one after another,*
**[10:40] Yume**
*forming a three-dimensional image of him.*
**[10:43] Yume**
*One I never knew.*
**[10:45] Yume**
* A picture of him I never would have seen*
* if I'd stayed just his girlfriend.*
**[10:49] Yume**
*But still...*
**[10:51] Yume**
I'm going to go find him.
**[10:53] Madoka**
Yeah, go get him.
***SIGN*** The Siberian Dancing Girl
***SIGN*** I wanted you to stop me from leaving.
**[11:05] Mizuto**
"I wanted you to stop me from leaving."
***SIGN*** My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex
**[11:20] Mizuto**
* For as long as I can remember,*
* nothing's ever felt real to me.*
**[11:25] Mizuto**
*Like I was living someone else's life.*
**[11:28] Mizuto**
*Like I was living in a fictional world.*
**[11:31] Mizuto**
* Everything about the*
* "wonders of life" people speak of*
**[11:34] Mizuto**
* seemed like a faraway fantasy*
* that only existed in my TV.*
**[11:38] Mizuto**
*And I wasn't just pretending
to be the guy from* No Longer Human*.*
**[11:41] Mizuto**
*I genuinely couldn't identify with anyone.*
**[11:44] (Flashback) Man**
It's a miracle you were born safe and sound.
**[11:47] (Flashback) Woman**
It must be so hard growing up
without a mother.
**[11:50] Mizuto**
* I never understood why*
* they pitied and praised me*
**[11:56] Mizuto**
* for simply existing,*
* for simply breathing the air around me.*
**[12:00] Mizuto**
*I didn't get it. I didn't understand.*
**[12:03] Mizuto**
* And because of that,*
* a hole begun to grow within me...*
**[12:08] Mizuto**
* until everything passed right through*
* me without so much as a sound.*
**[12:12] Mizuto**
* But despite that, the one and only*
* thing that ever felt real to me*
***SIGN*** The Siberian Dancing Girl
**[12:16] Mizuto**
*was the world of the written word.*
**[12:18] Mizuto**
*I will never forget the impact*
**[12:20] Mizuto**
* of reading my great-grandfather's*
* "The Siberian Dancing Girl"*
**[12:23] Mizuto**
*for the very first time.*
**[12:26] Mizuto**
* My soul glimpsed the world*
* as reflected in its pages.*
**[12:30] Mizuto**
*And for once, I felt connected to it.*
***SIGN*** The Dancing Girl
Foam on the Waves
And three other tales
Mori Ogai
**[12:33] Mizuto**
* "The Dancing Girl" taught me*
* how weak people can be.*
**[12:36] Mizuto**
*"Rashomon" taught me about the human ego.*
**[12:38] Mizuto**
* "The Moon Over the Mountain"*
* taught me about pride.*
**[12:41] Mizuto**
*And* Kokoro *taught me
about the human experience.*
**[12:46] Mizuto**
*In my mind, the world of fiction was reality,*
**[12:50] Mizuto**
*while the real world was a fabrication.*
**[12:53] Mizuto**
*That's why...*
**[12:55] Mizuto**
* meeting Ayai Yume was just*
* as insignificant to me at first.*
**[12:59] Mizuto**
*I merely approached her on a whim.*
**[13:02] Mizuto**
* But when we went on our*
* first date at the summer festival,*
**[13:05] Mizuto**
*something stirred deep within me.*
**[13:08] Mizuto**
*How could such a weak person exist?*
**[13:10] Mizuto**
* Someone so weak that she'd*
* practically forget how to breathe*
**[13:13] Mizuto**
*if there were no one else around...*
**[13:15] Mizuto**
* If I abandoned her here, I thought*
* she'd be doomed to weep eternally*
**[13:20] Mizuto**
*in absolute solitude.*
**[13:22] Mizuto**
*"Oh, you poor thing..."*
**[13:26] Mizuto**
*That thought that arose within me*
**[13:29] Mizuto**
* was the exact sentiment*
* others had thrown at me my whole life.*
**[13:33] Mizuto**
*Ayai...*
**[13:34] Mizuto**
* From that point on,*
* you were etched into my heart.*
**[13:37] Mizuto**
*More intensely than any story I'd ever read.*
**[13:40] Mizuto**
*To me,*
**[13:42] Mizuto**
*you felt more real than anyone I'd ever met.*
**[13:47] Yume**
*Irido Mizuto has always struggled,*
**[13:50] Yume**
*forever keeping the world at arm's length.*
**[13:52] Yume**
*But then...*
**[13:54] Yume**
* One day, he stumbled*
* upon his salvation, Ayai Yume.*
**[13:57] Yume**
* To him, she was the key to reversing*
* his sentence of a pitiful life.*
**[14:04] Yume**
*But he lost that key.*
**[14:08] Yume**
* You shouldn't pity him*
* for not having a mother.*
**[14:11] Yume**
* You should pity him because he lost*
* the one thing that meant something to him.*
**[14:15] Yume**
*And that was...*
**[14:21] Yume**
You sure like dark and dingy places, huh?
**[14:25] Yume**
A wimp trying to turn over a new leaf, perhaps?
**[14:28] Mizuto**
Have you just come to ridicule me?
**[14:30] Mizuto**
To tell me I'm a loser who can't even
interact with his own family?
**[14:33] Yume**
Don't be ridiculous.
**[14:35] Yume**
I figured that much out ages ago.
**[14:38] Yume**
It'd be pointless to dredge up.
**[14:42] Yume**
Remember our first date
at the summer festival two years ago?
**[14:46] Yume**
I got lost and called you up in tears.
**[14:51] Mizuto**
Huh?
**[14:52] Yume**
I wonder how many days
had passed after that...
**[14:55] Yume**
when you called me up
out of the blue that one night.
**[14:59] Yume**
I remember it.
**[15:01] Yume**
I could hear the faint rustling
of trees in the background.
**[15:05] Yume**
You were here, weren't you?
**[15:08] Yume**
You know...
**[15:09] Yume**
You must have really liked me, huh?
**[15:18] Yume**
Say, do you remember
**[15:20] Yume**
the date of when we shared our first kiss?
**[15:23] Mizuto**
October 27th, wasn't it?
**[15:26] Mizuto**
It was exactly two months
after we had started dating.
**[15:30] Yume**
I knew you'd remember.
**[15:32] Mizuto**
And how's that?
**[15:33] Yume**
You were able to unlock my phone, were you not?
**[15:38] Mizuto**
You shouldn't be using a date
as a password, you know.
**[15:42] Yume**
You say that...
**[15:44] Yume**
but the fact that your
instinct was to type "1027"
**[15:47] Yume**
must mean you used it
yourself at one point, no?
**[15:53] Yume**
That's right...
We'd been dating exactly two months.
**[15:56] Yume**
I felt that if we didn't do it then,
I'd have to wait a whole month to try again.
**[16:01] Yume**
So I was a little frantic at the time.
**[16:03] Mizuto**
I was sure you'd fallen for some dodgy
advice you'd read online or in a magazine.
**[16:09] Yume**
I might have perused a few articles,
but it was purely for research purposes.
**[16:14] Mizuto**
Either way, it's you we're talking about.
**[16:16] Mizuto**
There's no way you'd have
done something so bold
**[16:18] Mizuto**
without reading about it first.
**[16:21] Yume**
Well, sorry for being so "by the book"!
**[16:24] Yume**
You could at least praise
your girlfriend for being so courageous!
**[16:27] Mizuto**
You were very brave.
**[16:29] Mizuto**
You must have really practiced
that kissing face too.
**[16:31] Yume**
How did you know?
**[16:33] Mizuto**
I knew the moment I saw it.
**[16:35] Mizuto**
There's no way you'd pull something
like that off on your first try.
**[16:39] Yume**
You jerk!
**[16:40] Yume**
I'm pretty good at improv from time to time.
**[16:44] Mizuto**
Only because I'm usually the one
backing you up after the fact.
**[16:48] Yume**
Oh, you're always so condescending.
**[16:50] Yume**
Don't you realize you'd be a better
catch if you'd just bite your tongue?
**[16:53] Mizuto**
What reason do I have to try to adhere
to your taste in men now?
**[16:57] Yume**
You're right.
**[16:59] Yume**
There'd be little point in it.
**[17:01] Yume**
It'd just end in disappointment
for the both of us.
**[17:03] Mizuto**
You took the words right out of my mouth.
**[17:11] Yume**
Say...
**[17:12] Mizuto**
What?
**[17:14] Yume**
Why did you decide to go out with me?
**[17:17] Mizuto**
I probably would've been fine with anyone.
**[17:20] Yume**
What?!
**[17:22] Mizuto**
It was all just a twist of fate.
**[17:24] Mizuto**
A mere coincidence, wouldn't you say?
**[17:26] Mizuto**
Suppose I were to have met
Higashira before I met you.
**[17:31] Mizuto**
In that case, we never would have dated.
**[17:35] Mizuto**
But the reality is...
**[17:37] Mizuto**
you're the one I met.
**[17:40] Mizuto**
In a simple game of musical chairs,
whoever gets there first wins.
**[17:44] Mizuto**
If you're looking for a simple answer,
that's the one I'd give.
**[17:50] Mizuto**
Are you satisfied?
**[17:52] Yume**
Yeah.
**[17:58] Yume**
It's almost time.
**[17:59] Mizuto**
Hmm?
**[18:00] Yume**
For the fireworks we never saw two years ago.
**[18:09] Yume**
We finally get to see them together.
**[18:28] Yume**
Hey... look at me.
**[18:38] Yume**
*Not as Ayai Yume, but as Irido Yume...*
**[18:42] Yume**
*I bestow unto you the second first kiss of my life.*
**[18:47] Yume**
*I assure you I will vanquish...*
**[18:50] Yume**
* the girl who's seized*
* that one slot in your heart.*
**[18:55] Yume**
*No matter how much you may love Ayai Yume,*
**[19:07] Yume**
* I, Irido Yume, vow that I will*
* win you over in the end.*
**[19:21] Madoka**
Hey, tell me already! How'd yesterday go?
**[19:25] Yume**
I think we made a big step forward, at least.
**[19:28] Madoka**
Let's go!
**[19:30] Madoka**
If anything ever happens, call me, okay?!
**[19:32] Madoka**
You have my full support—
**[19:34] Madoka**
O-Ouch!
**[19:34] Madoka**
Wh-What was that for, Chikuma?!
**[19:36] Madoka**
Is this your rebellious phase?!
**[19:40] Yume**
Chikuma-kun?
**[19:43] Madoka**
Wait, seriously? Is *that* what's going on?
**[19:47] Madoka**
Um, how do I put this delicately?
**[19:50] Madoka**
My condolences, I suppose.
**[19:55] Natsume**
I can't thank you enough, Yume-chan.
**[19:59] Natsume**
Take care of Mizuto for me, will you?
**[20:02] Yume**
He's very capable,
**[20:04] Yume**
so I'm sure he doesn't need my help.
**[20:07] Yume**
But it would be my pleasure.
**[20:09] Yume**
You wouldn't know it,
but he gets quite lonely sometimes.
**[20:15] Mizuto**
What were you talking about with Granny?
**[20:17] Yume**
Take a wild guess.
**[20:20] Mizuto**
Why are you acting so weird?
**[20:22] Yume**
Don't worry about it.
**[20:24] Yume**
We're stepsiblings, after all, Mizuto-kun.
**[20:29] Mizuto**
Talk about stating the obvious, Yume-san.
**[20:39] Isana**
What is the meaning of this, Mizuto-kun?!
**[20:41] Isana**
Who is this flagrant playboy?!
**[20:44] Kogure**
What the hell's going on, Irido?!
**[20:46] Kogure**
Who's the chick with the massive jugs?!
**[20:48] Akatsuki**
You stupid horndog.
**[20:51] Isana**
I'm your only friend, right, Mizuto-kun?!
**[20:53] Isana**
Right?!
**[20:54] Kogure**
To think you'd go fooling around with this
chick when you already have Irido-san...
**[20:58] Kogure**
I'm disappointed in you.
**[21:00] Kogure**
I thought you were better than that!
**[21:02] Mizuto**
Kawanami, this is Higashira Isana.
**[21:06] Mizuto**
She's just a friend I met recently
and hit it off with.
**[21:10] Kogure**
A friend you met recently and hit it off with?
**[21:13] Mizuto**
Higashira, this is Kawanami Kogure.
**[21:16] Mizuto**
He's just a classmate who declared himself
my friend and insists on following me around.
**[21:21] Isana**
Someone who insists on following you around?
**[21:24] Isana**
Now I get it.
**[21:25] Isana**
He's your stalker, isn't he?
**[21:28] Kogure**
Now I get it.
**[21:29] Kogure**
She's a succubus who's chosen you as her prey.
**[21:31] Mizuto**
How did you arrive at *those* conclusions?
**[21:33] Kogure**
Did you think he'd be an easy target
just because he's a nerd?
**[21:36] Kogure**
Well, too bad for you,
but Irido isn't that shallow.
**[21:40] Kogure**
Why don't you give up the charade
before you take a hit to your pride?
**[21:43] Isana**
H-How could you so thoughtlessly
prod at an open wound?!
**[21:46] Kogure**
Oh dear, so you already got the rug
pulled out from under you, did you?
**[21:51] Kogure**
Serves you right—
**[21:53] Kogure**
Ow, ow, ow, ouch!
**[21:56] Akatsuki**
There's nothing going on
between her and Irido-kun, okay?
**[21:59] Akatsuki**
They're just good friends.
**[22:01] Akatsuki**
The fact that you suspect funny business
is your sick little mind at work.
**[22:06] Akatsuki**
You hear me?
**[22:07] Kogure**
I'd rather not take lip from
the chick with the sickest mind of all!
**[22:11] Akatsuki**
What was that?
**[22:14] Isana**
Mizuto-kun and I just really click!
**[22:17] Isana**
It's because of love-obsessed
wannabe players like you
**[22:20] Isana**
that I can't stand extroverts!
**[22:23] Yume**
You're not convincing anyone while
glued to each other like that.
**[22:28] Yume**
Hands off for one second!
**[22:31] Yume**
I'm happy you finally made friends,
unlike back in middle school,
**[22:36] Yume**
my dear little brother.
**[22:37] Mizuto**
And I'm thrilled you actually got
something out of reinventing yourself,
**[22:41] Mizuto**
my dear little sister.
***SIGN*** Irido
**[22:46] Mizuto & Yume**
* Looking back, I can only describe*
* it as youthful indiscretion.*
***SIGN*** Saekano:
How to Raise a
Boring Girlfriend
**[22:50] Mizuto**
* But from my second to third*
* year of middle school,*
**[22:54] Mizuto**
*I had what you might call a girlfriend.*
**[22:58] Yume**
* But from my second to third*
* year of middle school,*
**[23:03] Yume**
*I had what you might call a boyfriend.*
***SIGN*** The End Credits of The Fool
Honobu Yonezawa
**[23:07] Mizuto**
*We can never go back to how things were.*
***SIGN*** Goodbye
Osamu Dazai
**[23:10] Yume**
* We can't bring back the happiness*
* we felt back then.*
**[23:15] Mizuto & Yume**
*And yet...*
**[23:16] Mizuto**
* My feelings from that time*
* are still etched into my soul.*
**[23:22] Yume**
*For now, I'm okay with that.*
**[23:26] Mizuto**
*We still haven't fully moved on.*
**[23:29] Yume**
*But it's fine.*
***SIGN*** Irido
**[23:31] Yume**
*Because I... No, we...*
**[23:35] Mizuto & Yume**
*We have a chance to weave a new tale.*