E10 - The Former Couple Doesn't Know How to Act 'Aren't You Two Acting a Little Awkward? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    August SIGN    Mom SIGN    Could you close the shutters downstairs for me? SIGN    No worries. I already got them. SIGN    Read SIGN    That's my Yume! Thank you! SIGN    Mom SIGN    Mom SIGN    The trains have stopped because of the typhoon. I met up      with Mineaki-san, but we won't make it home tonight.      You and Mizuto-kun take care of the house, okay? SIGN    Got it. Stay safe. SIGN    That's my Yume! Thank you! SIGN    The trains have stopped because of the typhoon. I met up      with Mineaki-san, but we won't make it home tonight.      You and Mizuto-kun take care of the house, okay? SIGN    Read SIGN    Mom SIGN    Mom SIGN    August SIGN    Taking Shelter with     the Girl on Guard Duty [01:06] Yume     O-O-One of them... [01:09] Mizuto     What is it? What's wrong? [01:12] Yume     I saw it! I saw one of them! [01:15] Mizuto     Huh? One of what? [01:17] Yume     I told you! One of them! [01:18] Yume     You know, those black, skittery things... SIGN    Encroachment [01:21] Mizuto     You mean a cockro— [01:22] Yume     Stop! Don't speak its name! SIGN    My Stepmom's     Daughter Is     My Ex SIGN    The Former Couple Doesn't Know How to Act SIGN    "Aren't You Two Acting a Little Awkward?" [03:04] Mizuto     Hey, are we really doing this right now? [03:07] Yume     Will you quit complaining already? [03:09] Yume     What choice do we have? SIGN    ROACH KILLER [03:10] Mizuto     I sprayed pesticide, didn't I? [03:13] Yume     Yeah, after you locked it in my room. [03:16] Mizuto     Those things have walked the earth     for three hundred million years. [03:19] Mizuto     They demand the utmost vigilance. [03:22] Yume     Just admit you're scared of them. [03:27] Yume     Mom and Mineaki-san won't be home      tonight because of the typhoon. [03:32] Yume     I don't wanna be alone when another     one of those things pops out. [03:37] Mizuto     Even still... [03:39] Mizuto     Do we have to sleep in the same bed? [03:42] Yume     Why not? [03:44] Yume     Don't tell me you plan     on making a move on me. [03:49] Mizuto     Huh? Of course not. [03:52] Yume     I should have known. [03:54] Yume     You didn't have the guts to do     it back in middle school either. [03:57] Mizuto     Shut up. Let's just sleep. [04:00] Yume     Yeah, yeah. SIGN    Irido [04:23] Mizuto     How long has it been since I     was this close to your face? [04:34] Mizuto     Ayai... [04:44] Mizuto     I can't just erase the fact that we broke up.     That we became stepsiblings. [04:50] Mizuto     I have no room for lingering feelings. [04:57] Yume     You are so unreliable. [04:59] Yume     I can't believe you're afraid of insects. [05:02] Yume     It's just pathetic. SIGN    Tell Me How to Forget About You [05:04] Mizuto     I get it already. [05:06] Yume     Oh? You do, do you? [05:08] Yume     It's your fault for being     so pathetic in the first place. [05:11] Mizuto     Yeah, yeah. You've made your point. [05:16] Yuni     You two are acting like a couple     going through a rough patch. [05:19] Mineaki     Our relatives are gonna tease you even     more when we go see them for Obon. [05:26] Mizuto     This trip is starting     to sound less appealing. SIGN    The Kyoto Times [05:28] Mineaki     Pretty much all there is to do      in my hometown is play in the river. [05:32] Mineaki     Make sure to pack your swimsuits, okay? [05:35] Mizuto     Pass. I'm just going to read      like I normally do. [05:38] Yume     I'll probably do the same. [05:40] Yuni     Aw, but playing in the river's fun! [05:43] Yuni     Why don't you go buy a swimsuit, Yume? [05:45] Yuni     And bring Mizuto-kun along! [05:46] Yume     B-But why?! [05:48] Yuni     I mean, the only one you have     is your school swimsuit, right? [05:52] Yuni     Plus, you've gotten bigger recently,     so it probably doesn't fit you anymore. [05:55] Yume     Hey— Mom, please! [05:57] Yume     Anyway, I was asking why      I have to take Mizuto-kun. [06:01] Yuni     What? You don't want him to tag along? [06:05] Yume     I, um... I didn't say that... [06:11] Yuni     Then you two had better get going! [06:26] Yume     Sorry for the wait. [06:28] Mizuto     Why are you wearing glasses? [06:31] Yume     I'm in disguise. [06:32] Yume     It'll be a pain if someone we     know spots us while we're out. [06:36] Yume     Here. Wear this. [06:37] Mizuto     Hmm? [06:38] Yume     You've been getting more popular at school     since taking the top score in our class. [06:43] Yume     You'll be harder to spot with this on. [06:45] Mizuto     You're acting like we're celebrities. [06:48] Yume     Well, if you don't mind the onslaught     of rumors about us dating [06:51] Yume     when we go back to school, [06:53] Yume     then I suppose you don't have to wear it. [06:57] Mizuto     Fine. [07:05] Yume     And these too. [07:07] Mizuto     Huh? [07:08] Yume     For your disguise. [07:10] Yume     See? I'm wearing them too. [07:12] Mizuto     No thanks. [07:13] Yume     Why not?! [07:14] Yume     You'd look cool... [07:30] Mizuto     Why am I even here? [07:32] Yume     Hey. [07:33] Mizuto     Hmm? What is it? [07:36] Yume     There's no one around, is there? [07:39] Mizuto     Nope. [07:40] Yume     I see. [07:41] Mizuto     Could you just pick one already? [07:44] Yume     Could I show you? [07:46] Mizuto     Show me? Show me what? [07:49] Yume     My swimsuit. [07:53] Mizuto     Wh-Why me?! [07:55] Yume     I can't decide, okay?! [07:57] Yume     This is my first time buying one for myself. [07:59] Yume     A-And you think I can help you? [08:01] Yume     I just want your input. Ready? [08:04] Mizuto     Wai— [08:14] Yume     Well? [08:16] Mizuto     Um... [08:18] Mizuto     I-It looks good on you... I think. [08:22] Yume     What was that? Don't you, you know... [08:26] Yume     have more nice things to say? [08:29] Mizuto     Huh? [08:34] Mizuto     You're asking that... [08:38] Mizuto     like it's... [08:42] Mizuto     no big deal... [08:46] Mizuto     You're really devoted to your family, I guess. [08:48] Yume     Huh? [08:49] Yume     Why bring that up? [08:52] Mizuto     What else can I say?! [08:53] Mizuto     I can't just compliment      how you look without... you know? [09:01] Yume     Y-You idiot! [09:02] Yume     I didn't mean me! I m-meant the swimsuit! [09:05] Yume     Like if this color suits me at all! [09:07] Yume     Or if I look cute in this style!     That kind of thing! [09:10] Mizuto     Wait, huh? That's what you meant? [09:12] Yume     I n-never asked you to compliment me! [09:19] Yume     I'll go with this one. [09:22] Mizuto     You like it? [09:23] Yume     Y-Yes, I like it. It's for me. [09:30] Yume     I have to admit I've always appreciated how     willing you are to keep someone company. [09:35] Mizuto     Why, thank you. [09:37] Mizuto     Although I had to for your sake today,      Miss Family-Comes-First. [09:41] Yume     Huh? [09:43] Mizuto     Dad suggested it. Then Yuni-san pushed     for it, so you couldn't say no, right? [09:49] Yume     I guess not. [09:50] Mizuto     It's a kid's job to assuage     their parent's worries, after all. [09:55] Yume     That's an odd way of putting it. [09:58] Yume     I am pleased I got      a swimsuit out of it, though. [10:02] Mizuto     That's good. [10:03] Yume     I got to see you ogle me too. [10:07] Mizuto     You were the one trying to show off. [10:14] Yume     Haven't seen this place in a while, huh? [10:18] Mizuto     I guess so. [11:06] Yume     Ouch! SIGN    Irido [11:09] Yume     Thanks for the book, Mizuto-kun. SIGN    Kyosuke Kamishiro SIGN    I'll Answer Your Mystery SIGN    The Resolve to Put My Arm Around You [11:12] Mizuto     Oh, how was it? [11:14] Yume     It was really interesting! [11:16] Yume     I thought it was just a character study, [11:18] Yume     but the mystery was really well done. [11:20] Mizuto     Yeah, I thought you might like it. [11:23] Yume     Also, um... [11:27] Mizuto     Hmm? [11:28] Yume     I-If ever you happen to have      any more recommendations... [11:33] Mizuto     Y-Yeah, of course... [11:37] Mineaki     Aren't you two acting a little awkward? [11:40] Yuni     Now you're like a couple working up     the nerve to pop the question. [11:43] Mineaki     I remember when we got to that stage. [11:46] Yuni     Right? [11:47] Yume     Oh, give me a break! [11:48] Yume     What do you want from us?! [11:50] Yume     You keep on commenting on our behavior, [11:52] Yume     so we have no idea how to act anymore! [11:54] Yuni     I'm sorry, honey. [11:56] Yuni     I'm just not used to seeing you get     along so well with a boy, you know? [12:04] Mizuto     Well, I guess the fact that they can     joke about us being a couple [12:08] Mizuto     means they genuinely regard us as siblings. SIGN    My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex SIGN    Irido [12:28] Yume     I don't mind watching the     movie Higashira-san suggested... [12:32] Yume     But what's with that position?     Why must she lie on his lap? [12:35] Yume     Don't you know that's what a couple would do? [12:38] Yume     Or a dog snuggling up to its owner! [12:43] Yume     Oh, yeah, you must be so hot. [12:44] Yume     Of course you'd want to unzip. [12:46] Yume     But what's this little arrangement?! [12:48] Yume     I can see your bra strap,     not to mention your crazy cleavage. [12:51] Yume     That reminds me. What happened     to the clothes we bought you? [12:54] Yume     And what's with you pulling the zipper     so that it just reveals your chest? [12:58] Yume     You clearly did that on purpose. [13:02] Yume     You're kidding, right?! [13:03] Yume     I get it. [13:04] Yume     I know it gets all sweaty and itchy, [13:07] Yume     but you're just gonna scratch it?!     Like this?! [13:10] Yume     Just how comfortable are they? [13:11] Yume     That's what's going on. [13:13] Yume**     Even if he poked her chest on purpose, [13:16] Yume     she'd be all like, "That tickles!"     And that'd be that. [13:19] Yume     Any minute now... [13:20] Yume     "Wanna go ahead and get married?" [13:22] Yume     "Sure thing." [13:23] Yume     That's how cozy these two are acting! SIGN    Animation Producer      Sawa Satoshi                                   Production Assistant      project No.8      Haraguchi Tarou [13:40] Isana     What did you think? [13:41] Mizuto     It was interesting. [13:43] Isana     Which part? [13:45] Mizuto     The first thing that caught my eye     was how they depicted the scenery. [13:49] Mizuto     But the structure of the narrative      piqued my interest [13:52] Mizuto     with the reveal of the main twist      at the midway point. [13:55] Mizuto     It felt like the director's fetishes     were front and center in the details, [14:00] Mizuto     but overall, the film had a     Hollywood-esque sophistication to it. [14:05] Mizuto     All that combined gave it     an indescribable charm. [14:09] Isana     I feel you on the fetishy part! [14:12] Isana     Wasn't it great how he fondled     his boobs every time without fail? [14:17] Mizuto     That's a gender swap movie     trope though, isn't it? [14:20] Mizuto     As far as I know, gender swap     movies are a pretty niche genre. [14:25] Mizuto     Why is this one masquerading     as a mainstream feature? [14:28] Yume     I was too distracted with you to     watch the movie, Higashira-san. [14:29] Isana     I think it's awesome that a mainstream movie     is openly flaunting such a blatant fetish! [14:34] Mizuto     It is pretty amazing. [14:36] Mizuto     I guess fetishes inevitably      manifest in creative works. [14:40] Isana     It rules when you can     read a creator like that. [14:43] Isana     You can't help but feel     more in tune with them! [14:46] Yume     Their conversations are nothing     but gobbledygook to me. [14:49] Mizuto     I'm thirsty. Pour me some. [14:52] Yume     Yeah, yeah. [14:53] Yume     You all right with this cup? [14:55] Yume     I can't be bothered to go get another one. [14:57] Mizuto     Sure. [15:03] Mizuto     I'm beat. [15:05] Yume     You're tired after watching a two-hour movie? [15:07] Yume     Have you no stamina at all? [15:09] Mizuto     I rarely watch animated movies, [15:11] Mizuto     but this one really exceeded     my expectations. [15:15] Mizuto     Hmm? What's wrong? [15:17] Isana     Um... Well... [15:21] Isana     That was an indirect kiss     just now, wasn't it? [15:28] Isana     Huh? That's it? [15:30] Isana     It doesn't faze you at all? [15:32] Isana     Is it just like that with family? [15:34] Isana     Or is it normal for high schoolers? [15:40] Isana     Oh? You really are sleepy. [15:44] Isana     Allow me to return the favor. [15:46] Isana     Now it's my turn to be the pillow. [15:50] Mizuto     Okay, then... [15:51] Yume     Hold it right there! Stop, stop! [15:52] Yume     You can't do that! [15:54] Yume     You just... You can't do that! [15:56] Mizuto     Why not? [15:57] Isana     Yeah, why not? [15:58] Yume     I mean, you know... [16:00] Isana     You'd be lying on a genuine high     school girl's lap, you know? [16:03] Isana     My G-cups look pretty sweet from below too. [16:06] Isana     I could even clean your     ears for you if you'd like. [16:10] Isana     A special offer for my favorite customer... [16:13] Yume     Could you not make it sound so suspicious? [16:16] Mizuto     Getting my ears cleaned by you sounds scary... [16:21] Isana     Huh? [16:25] Isana     Does this mean [16:27] Isana     he didn't like the idea of me cleaning     his ears, so he went to you instead? [16:32] Yume     I guess. [16:34] Isana     Excuse me a minute. [16:36] Isana     Do I really seem that incompetent to you? [16:39] Yume     Yup. [16:41] Isana     I'm shocked! [16:44] Isana     I guess you can't stay mad      at that adorable sleeping face. [16:50] Yume     She must really like him, huh? [16:53] Isana     Now that I'm here... [16:55] Isana     should I go ahead and clean his ears? [16:57] Yume     Er, I don't think so. [16:59] Yume     Aren't you scared to go poking     around in someone else's ear? [17:03] Isana     Ah, I feel that. [17:04] Isana     I was kind of scared     when my mom did it for me. [17:08] Isana     It's like, would you mind not     snooping around in my ears? [17:14] Yume     Exactly. [17:16] Isana     In that case, maybe I'll kiss him instead. [17:18] Yume     Right... [17:20] Yume     Huh? [17:21] Yume     Higashira-san? [17:22] Yume     Did you say "kiss" just now? [17:24] Isana     He'd be none the wiser if I did. [17:27] Yume     Wait, are you serious? [17:29] Yume     I'm right here, you know? [17:33] Isana     I guess so. [17:34] Isana     Maybe I should wait for      more favorable circumstances. [17:38] Isana     It'd be my first kiss, after all. [17:40] Yume     Even more reason not to do it now. [17:42] Yume     You should really treasure such things. [17:46] Isana     But if there's anyone I want to     do it with, it'd be Mizuto-kun. [17:51] Yume     I'm surprised you're able to restrain     yourself while thinking that. [17:54] Isana     I am trying my best to hold back, you know? [17:57] Isana     I honestly feel like I'm gonna explode     whenever he ruffles up my hair. [18:03] Isana     I finally get what's going through      a light novel heroine's head [18:06] Isana     when her cheeks get all flushed and red. [18:08] Isana     The all-ages version of a game is plenty fun, [18:11] Isana     but if you're gonna play, you'd rather      have the 18+ original, you know? [18:16] Isana     Since we're just buddies, there's only      so much we can do together. [18:23] Isana     That's just how it is. [18:25] Isana     Though adding a certain four-letter word     before "buddies" would solve the problem... [18:31] Yume     Hold it. [18:32] Yume     If that's what you're going for,      I can't support you. [18:36] Isana     Don't worry. I understand. [18:38] Isana     Accepting a friend with benefits would be     out-of-character behavior for Mizuto-kun. [18:42] Yume     I thought you were trying     to be coy with the wording... [18:46] Isana     Getting to discuss this stuff with the     hot model student is quite a turn-on. [18:51] Yume     You're disgusting. [18:53] Isana     Well, I'm gonna head home now. [18:56] Yume     O-Okay. [18:59] Isana     It was a pleasure to unlock so many      unique character images today. [19:03] Isana     Like the one of Mizuto-kun's sleeping face. [19:05] Isana     And of him lying on      his brother-obsessed sister. [19:08] Yume     I-I'm not obsessed! [19:25] Yume     Irido-kun... [19:34] Yume     I finally understand why you hesitated then. [19:39] Yume     When reminiscing about the past     and longing to go back to how things were, [19:44] Yume     you start wishing to relive things together. [19:46] Yume     But that's nothing more     than lingering feelings. [19:50] Yume     And acting on those feelings isn't     worth the destruction it would mean [19:54] Yume     for our new life together. [19:57] Yume     The fact that we broke up and the     fact that we became stepsiblings... [20:00] Yume     Neither thing can be erased. SIGN    Irido [20:07] Yuni     Hey, hey! Yume! [20:09] Yume     What is it, Mom? [20:11] Yuni     What's really going on between     Higashira-san and Mizuto-kun? [20:16] Yume     What do you mean? [20:18] Yuni     I mean, you know? [20:19] Yuni     She's been coming over all the time,      even though it's summer break. [20:22] Yume     Oh... [20:24] Yume     I think they just enjoy each other's company. [20:26] Yuni     They really do, don't they? [20:28] Yuni     She did tell me she was his ex... [20:30] Yuni     But maybe she's just hiding the fact     that they're dating because she's shy! [20:34] Yume     Who knows? [20:35] Yume     Well, they did watch another     movie together today. [20:38] Yuni     My goodness! [20:39] Yuni     And? What then? [20:40] Yuni     What do you mean? That's the end. [20:43] Yuni     What? [20:44] Yuni     Can't you, you know, give me any details? [20:47] Yuni     Like, did anything happen? [20:49] Yume     Um... [20:51] Yume     She had her head in his lap at one point. [20:54] Yuni     Whoa! [20:55] Yume     And then he started stroking her head. [21:00] Yume     She even got itchy and started     scratching around in her bra. [21:05] Yume     And right in front of us like it was nothing! [21:11] Yuni     Like a couple who've lived     together for three years? [21:13] Yume     Aren't they? [21:16] Yuni     But still, don't you think     they kind of suit each other? [21:19] Yuni     Mizuto-kun has a mysterious     quality to him too, right? [21:22] Yuni     I think he'd do well with     a free-spirited girl like her, no? [21:26] Yume     It all depends on how     you look at it, I guess. [21:28] Yuni     You'd better keep your wits about you, Yume! [21:31] Yume     What? [21:32] Yuni     You've gotta find yourself a nice boyfriend, [21:34] Yuni     or else Mizuto-kun's gonna leave you behind. [21:37] Yume     Oh, uh... Yeah. [21:40] Yuni     I mean, just look at how cute you've gotten. [21:42] Yuni     I'm sure you'll have one in no time! [21:46] Yume     I don't see it as a competition. [21:49] Yume     You'll just have to wait. [21:50] Yuni     Aw... [21:55] Yume     I don't see myself with     anyone other than Mizuto. [22:05] Yume     Did I really say that just now?