My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex A boy and a girl started dating in middle school. They were lovey-dovey at first, but due to a misunderstanding over something trivial, they started feeling more frustration than excitement... In the end, they broke up when they graduated. However, Mizuto Irido and Yume Ayai meet again in a surprising way before they start high school. "Obviously I'm the older brother here." "Obviously I'm the older sister here." The child of their parent's new spouse is the ex they just broke up with?! Out of consideration for their parents, this former couple comes up with a "sibling rule," which is: "Whoever starts seeing the other as potentially attractive loses." But they sometimes run into each other right after a bath. They're also alone on their way to and from school, so... Because of the memories they share and because of this situation where they live under the same roof, how can they help but pay attention to each other?! Season 1 E1 - The Former Couple Refuses to Say... 'It's things like this...!' Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Yume     Where are you going, Mizuto-kun? [00:08] Mizuto     Right back at you. Where are      you going, Yume-san? [00:12] Yuni     Oh? I thought you two were headed out. [00:16] Mizuto     We were just about to leave. [00:20] Yuni     For that bookstore     on Karasuma Street, by chance? [00:22] Yuni     A little bird told me you like to read! [00:25] Yuni     So you two must be headed to the same place. [00:28] Yuni     Yume only ever goes to the      bookstore or the library, after all. [00:31] Yume     M-Mom, please! [00:35] Yuni     I trust you'll take care of her, Mizuto-kun. [00:38] Mizuto     S-Sure thing... [00:40] Yuni     All righty then. You two get along, okay? [00:43] Yume     Take care! [00:48] Yume     Why did you say yes? [00:50] Mizuto     You heard her.     She didn't give me much choice. [00:53] Yume     Why should I have to tag along      with someone like you? [00:58] Mizuto     Whatever. I don't want you      tagging along, either. [01:03] Yume     I always hated how passive you are. [01:06] Yume     Stupid geek! [01:08] Mizuto     And I always hated how selfish you are. [01:11] Mizuto     Stupid nerd! SIGN    Irido [01:20] Mineaki     That curry was so good! SIGN    The Former Couple Refuses to Say... SIGN    "It's things like this...!" [01:23] Yuni     I'm glad you liked it. [01:26] Mizuto     Thanks for the meal. [01:28] Yuni     Of course! [01:33] Yume     Thanks for the meal. [01:39] Mineaki     I'm so glad they seem to be getting along. [01:43] Yuni     You're telling me. [01:44] Mineaki     To suddenly get a housemate     of the opposite sex at that age... [01:47] Mineaki     I guess that sort of thing     doesn't matter much nowadays. [01:52] Mineaki     Well, looks like I was worried over nothing! [01:55] Yuni     Families come in all shapes     and sizes these days. [01:58] Yuni     Just because they're stepsiblings     doesn't mean they can't get along. [02:02] Yuni     Here you go, dear. [02:04] Yume     You get it, don't you? [02:04] Mineaki     Why thank you, Yuni-san. [02:05] Mizuto     Get what? [02:06] Yume     We mustn't do anything to upset them. [02:10] Mizuto     I know that. [02:12] Mizuto     I'll take what happened     between us to my grave. [02:15] Yume     Excellent. [02:18] Mizuto     Look who's all high and mighty. [02:21] Mizuto     Since when were you this bossy? [02:23] Yume     If I wasn't like this before, [02:25] Yume     then it's certainly your fault     that I'm like this now. [02:28] Mizuto     Huh? [02:29] Yume     Got a problem? [02:31] Yuni     Apparently their daughter's     gonna start living on her own. [02:33] Mineaki     Yeah? [02:34] Yuni     Yeah, and I heard... SIGN    Beyond All Limits [02:53] Yume     I've completely reached my limit. SIGN    Something's Wrong... [02:55] Mizuto     Is something wrong? [02:57] Yume     How much longer do you plan on calling     me by my given name like it's nothing? [03:04] Mizuto     You're using my given name too. [03:08] Yume     That's better than you using mine. [03:11] Mizuto     Not much we can do now      that we share a family name. [03:14] Mizuto     What would you suggest I call you? [03:16] Yume     That's obvious, isn't it? It's perfect. [03:19] Mizuto     What is? [03:21] Yume     "Onee-chan." [03:24] Mizuto     Huh? [03:25] Yume     We're siblings now, so addressing me     as your older sister makes perfect sense, no? [03:31] Mizuto     Hold it, hold it, hold it. [03:33] Mizuto     You're the older sibling? [03:37] Mizuto     Gimme a break. It's the other way around. [03:39] Mizuto     I'm the older sibling here. [03:43] Yume     Let me put this simply, since your     brain cells seem to be off duty right now. [03:47] Yume     Listen well. [03:49] Yume     Our society considers the     firstborn child to be the eldest. [03:55] Yume     That's premise number one. [03:57] Yume     I was born before you.     That's premise number two. [04:03] Yume     Therefore, I am the older sibling. [04:05] Yume     It's the logical conclusion. You follow? [04:07] Mizuto     But if memory serves, weren't we     both born on November 3rd? [04:14] Mizuto     So we're the same age, correct? [04:17] Mizuto     By the day, perhaps,      but that's not everything. [04:20] Mizuto     You must also consider the time of birth. [04:23] Mizuto     Time of birth? [04:24] Yume     I asked Mineaki-san in order      to settle the matter. [04:29] Yume     I was born at 11:04 AM, [04:33] Yume     while you were born at 11:34 AM. [04:39] Yume     In other words, I was born      thirty minutes earlier. [04:43] Yume     You with me? [04:45] Mizuto     Didn't Japan used to consider the firstborn      twin to be younger in ancient times? [04:53] Yume     But we're not twins. [04:55] Mizuto     We're not even siblings in the first place. [04:59] Yume     Hey, wait a second... [05:01] Yume     We consider the firstborn     to be the eldest now anyway. [05:06] Mizuto     Just go along with it, would you? [05:08] Yume     Thought you could fool me? [05:10] Mizuto     Whatever. I'm the older sibling. QED. [05:13] Mizuto     Case dismissed. [05:15] Yume     I'm going to be the older sibling. [05:17] Yume     The thought of being your     little sister creeps me out! [05:19] Mizuto     Same here! [05:21] Mizuto     I'd take anything over     being your little brother! [05:31] Mizuto     Wait, hang on. [05:32] Yume     What? [05:33] Mizuto     Glaring at each other won't get us anywhere. [05:36] Mizuto     At times like this, any reasonable person      would settle things with a game. [05:41] Yume     Irritating choice of words, but you're right. [05:46] Yume     In that case... [05:48] Yume     How about this? [05:50] Yume     We've both accepted the fact that [05:52] Yume     we'll have to hide our previous relationship [05:54] Yume     and act like any normal stepsiblings would. [05:58] Yume     We've both been doing well so far, [06:01] Yume     but either one of us may yet slip up [06:04] Yume     and do something out of line, no? [06:06] Yume     So whoever screws up first loses. [06:09] Mizuto     So whoever first acts in a manner     unnatural for a stepsibling SIGN    Little Brother [06:12] Mizuto     becomes the younger brother or sister? SIGN    Little Sister SIGN    Little Brother SIGN    Little Sister [06:17] Mizuto     The sense of competition     engendered by such a rule [06:19] Mizuto     should also help inspire us     to better hide our past. [06:22] Mizuto     So do these rules apply even     when our parents aren't around? [06:27] Yume     Of course. [06:29] Yume     Also, that's per slip-up. [06:33] Yume     The winner gets to decide how the     younger shows it every time. [06:39] Mizuto     I guess there'd be no point     if it was sudden death. [06:42] Mizuto     Okay, let's go with that. [06:44] Yume     Then... [06:47] Yume     The game starts now. [06:52] Mizuto     Wai—What are you doing?! [06:54] Yume     Oh, what's wrong?     Isn't this normal sibling behavior? [07:01] Mizuto     I get it now... [07:05] Yume     It seems he's finally realized the true     nature of the rules I laid out.. [07:10] Mizuto     Even if it's an obvious provocation, [07:11] Mizuto     I'm not allowed to show     irritation over any action [07:15] Mizuto     that would be considered     normal among siblings. [07:19] Mizuto     Such a reaction would fall into the     category of "unnatural for a stepsibling." [07:23] Mizuto     In other words... [07:24] Mizuto     This was just a ploy to get under my skin! [07:28] Mizuto     Stupid girl... She proposed     those rules just for that?! [07:33] Mizuto     She's twisted! [07:36] Mizuto     This is bad. [07:38] Mizuto     My own personal Pandora's box is right there! [07:42] Mizuto     That drawer contains things     I can't let anyone see! [07:51] Mizuto     What do I do? What do I do?     What do I do? What do I do?! [07:58] Mizuto     Forgive me... [08:01] Mizuto     I can't bear to fight with you any longer. [08:06] Mizuto     If I've upset you, I apologize. [08:08] Mizuto     I'll even get out of your sight. [08:12] Mizuto     So please... [08:13] Mizuto     Can we put this behind us? [08:23] Yume     Irido-kun... [08:28] Mizuto     Yup, you're out! [08:30] Mizuto     Siblings don't call each     other by their last names. [08:36] Yume     B-But you're out too, aren't you? [08:39] Mizuto     Wanting to bury the hatchet is completely     normal for siblings, don't you think? [08:47] Mizuto     Now then, since this is the first round,     let's keep it simple. [08:51] Mizuto     Just say it. [08:53] Yume     H-How should I say it? [08:56] Mizuto     However you'd like. [09:09] Yume     O-Onii-chan... [09:19] Mizuto     Well, you've learned your lesson. [09:20] Mizuto     Now you know not to mess with me. [09:24] Mizuto     You may fancy yourself a      hardcore mystery fan, [09:28] Mizuto     but you and I simply aren't     on the same level up here. [09:32] Yume     You never... [09:34] Yume     used to be this mean to me back then! [09:40] Mizuto     There, there. [09:42] Mizuto     You're right. I'm sorry. [09:45] Mizuto     Onee... [09:48] Mizuto     Nee-san. [09:50] Yume     Th-This is the part of you I... [09:53] Yume     I always hated how you flip-flop like that! [09:56] Yume     Stupid Onii-chan! [10:04] Yuni     You both look wonderful! SIGN    Rakuro High School     Entrance     Ceremony SIGN    Rakuro High School     Entrance Ceremony [10:09] Mizuto     It would've been one thing... [10:11] Yume     ...if we were only going to the same school. [10:14] Mineaki     Squeeze in closer, you two. SIGN    New Students Class Assignments SIGN    Student Name                                   Irido Mizuto                                        Irido Yume                                             Egami Akika                                        Ogata Shogo SIGN    Pronunciation                                   I-ri-do Mi-zu-to                                        I-ri-do Yu-me                                             E-ga-mi A-ki-ka                                        O-ga-ta Sho-go [10:20] Yume     But we're in the same class. [10:21] Mizuto     With the same surname. [10:24] Yume     I guess pretending to be strangers... [10:26] Mineaki     Say cheese! [10:29] Mizuto     ...is kind of out of the question now. SIGN    Rakuro High School Entrance Ceremony [10:38] Yume     We're walking to school separately     starting tomorrow, got it? [10:42] Mizuto     That goes without saying. [10:43] Mizuto     Anyway, shouldn't you be more      focused on making friends? [10:49] Mizuto     This is your high school debut. [10:50] Yume     My high school debut? [10:52] Mizuto     I'm the only one in the entire school     who knows you used to be a total nerd. [10:58] Mizuto     It's the perfect time to reinvent yourself. [11:00] Yume     Don't you worry, Mizuto-kun. [11:04] Yume     I have a secret weapon up my sleeve. SIGN    Rakuro High School Entrance Ceremony [11:08] Announcer     Now for the opening address. [11:09] Announcer     Rakuro Private High School's     entrance ceremony is about to begin. [11:20] Girl A     You were so cool back there, Irido-san! [11:22] Maki(?)     You didn't seem nervous at all! [11:25] Yume     That's not true. I was a     nervous wreck on the inside. [11:29] Akatsuki     Really?! [11:30] Yume     Yup. [11:31] Mizuto     You little... SIGN    Rakuro High School Entrance Ceremony [11:34] Announcer     And now a word from     our first-year representative, [11:36] Announcer     Irido Yume-san. [11:39] (Flashback) Yume     Coming! [11:40] (Flashback) Yume     Lured by the warmth of the spring breeze, [11:43] (Flashback) Yume     the cherry blossoms start     to bloom on this... [11:48] Maki(?)     You must have aced the entrance exam      if they made you the student rep, right? [11:52] Nasuka(?)     How much did you study? [11:54] Yume     Not much... is what I'd like to say, [11:57] Yume     but honestly, I studied day and night. [11:59] Yume     I still don't feel like     I'm truly free from it. [12:02] Mizuto     How on earth does this girl     have better grades than me?! [12:07] Mizuto     You little... SIGN    Attendance [12:09] Homeroom Teacher     Take your seats, everyone. SIGN    Orientation [12:12] Homeroom Teacher     I'm gonna start orientation. [12:18] Boy A     Irido! [12:20] Boy A     What junior high did you go to? [12:24] Mizuto     Nagimi Middle. Why? [12:27] Boy B     Huh. You play video games? [12:30] Mizuto     No, not really. [12:31] Boy B     Gotcha. [12:32] Mizuto     Wh-What's going on? [12:32] Boy B     Just thought it might be fun     to play together if you did. [12:33] Mizuto     Why are people flocking to me now? [12:35] Boy A     Um... [12:37] Boy A     So anyway... [12:39] Boy A     Is it true you and Irido-san are stepsiblings? [12:47] Mizuto     They really caught me off guard with that. [12:50] Mizuto     But that girl... [12:52] Mizuto     Did she really tell everyone     we're stepsiblings? [12:56] Mizuto     Even if they would've     figured it out anyway... [12:58] Boy A     You know that Irido-san girl? [13:00] Boy A     She's a real cutie, isn't she? [13:01] Boy B     Yeah. [13:03] Mizuto     A cutie? Give me a break. [13:05] Mizuto     I'd go to the optometrist and get     my eyes checked if I were you. [13:10] Boy A     It was love at first sight. [13:12] Boy B     So your plan is to get close     with the younger brother, right? [13:15] Boy A     If I went to her directly,     she'd just shoot me down. [13:15] Mizuto     So she told people I'm younger, huh?     That girl... [13:20] Boy A     It'll be smooth sailing if I can get     to her through him, y'know? [13:23] Boy A     But her brother was such a killjoy. [13:27] Boy B     Maybe he just thought     you were annoying? [13:29] Boy A     Whoa, harsh! [13:31] Mizuto     I see what's happening. [13:32] Mizuto     So they mean to use me as a     stepping stone to get to her, huh? SIGN    Irido [13:52] Mizuto     What do you want? [13:55] Yume     Aren't you upset? [13:57] Yume     They're looking down on you. [13:59] Mizuto     You mean those guys that swarmed me? [14:02] Yume     They don't have the guts     to speak to me directly, [14:05] Yume     but they assume you're a pushover,     so they're using you to get to me. [14:09] Yume     I hate people like that. [14:12] Mizuto     Don't let it bother you.     They're not worth the time. [14:16] Yume     But then you'll— [14:19] Mizuto     What about me? [14:24] Yume     Nothing... [14:25] Mizuto     I see. SIGN    My Stepmom's Daughter is my Ex [14:43] Mizuto     What is she doing? [14:49] Mizuto     Hey... [14:50] Yume     What is it? [14:52] Mizuto     Didn't we agree to walk     to school separately? [14:57] Mizuto     What on earth is she thinking? SIGN    Rakuro Private High School [15:04] Boy A     Hey! It's Mizuto-kun. [15:06] Boy B     Let's hang out. [15:08] Yume     Oh? [15:09] Yume     Sorry, you two. [15:13] Yume     Mizuto and I are talking right now, [15:16] Yume     so would you mind not getting in our way? [15:18] Boy A     Irido-san...? [15:20] Boy A     Y-You two aren't— [15:22] Boy B     You are brother and sister, right? [15:25] Yume     Indeed. [15:26] Yume     Sorry for having a brother complex. [15:35] Mizuto     What was that? [15:37] Mizuto     Just now... SIGN    Irido SIGN    I'm gonna buy it and come home SIGN    Mom SIGN    Mom SIGN    Today SIGN    Sorry, Yume. I think I'm gonna be home late today. It seems like     Mineaki-san is gonna be late too, so tell Mizuto-kun for me, will you? [15:44] Yume     Looks like Mom and Mineaki-san     will be home late tonight. [15:48] Mizuto     Should I make something to eat, then? [15:52] Yume     You can cook? [15:53] Mizuto     A little. [15:55] Mizuto     It was just me and my dad, after all. [15:58] Mizuto     And you... [16:01] Mizuto     You're terrible at it, right? [16:07] Yume     Well, what are you gonna make? [16:09] Mizuto     I'll see what's in the fridge     and decide from there. [16:13] Mizuto     Okay, what do we have? [16:16] Mizuto     Eggs and fish... That'll need prepping. [16:21] Mizuto     What else? [16:23] Mizuto     Breasts, huh? [16:24] Yume     B-Breasts?! [16:26] Mizuto     Hmm? [16:26] Mizuto     Got something against chicken breast? [16:28] Yume     Oh... No, not really. [16:36] Yume     Hey... [16:37] Mizuto     Hmm? What is it? [16:39] Yume     About this morning... [16:42] Yume     The sensation... on your arm... [16:45] Yume     from when I hugged you... [16:48] Yume     You should wipe it from your memory! [16:50] Mizuto     Huh? [16:52] Mizuto     Oh, yeah, I'd already forgotten about that. [16:59] Yume     I see! [17:04] Yume     Infuriating! So infuriating! [17:06] Yume     Absolutely, truly, and utterly infuriating! [17:12] Yume     You'd already forgotten, huh? [17:15] Yume     Are you trying to say mine are forgettable? [17:20] Yume     There must be some way [17:24] Yume     to break through his indifference... [17:33] ---     Japan Sinks [17:39] Yume     I'm out now. [17:48] Yume     All right! That worked better than I expected. [17:51] Mizuto     I—You—What gives?! [17:53] Yume     I'm in my own home, you know?     It's not that big of a deal. [17:57] Mizuto     No, but... I'm here, so... [18:02] Yume     Oh? [18:03] Yume     So what if my brother's here? [18:06] Yume     Or, don't tell me... [18:07] Yume     Mizuto-kun, are you the kind of bad boy     who'd sneak a peek at his stepsister [18:12] ---     with lusty eyes? [18:20] Yume     He's getting redder by the second. [18:23] Yume     He turned away, but I can tell he's looking. [18:28] Yume     Guess I'll switch legs. [18:33] Yume     Ha, he looked! He definitely     looked! So easy to read. [18:38] Yume     To think the guy who's always     acting so cool-headed [18:41] ---     would lose his composure like this. [18:50] Yume     O-Oh no! It's gonna... It's... [18:54] ---     H-He's gonna see! [18:56] Yume     Huh, wait. [18:59] Yume     Hold on a sec. It looks like I'm     trying to seduce him, doesn't it?! [19:07] Yume     I think I got too carried away! [19:09] ---     Japan Sinks [19:21] Yume     W-Wait... [19:37] Mizuto     I know you were just trying to mess with me, [19:41] Mizuto     but didn't you realize this might happen? [19:45] Mizuto     You're usually so reserved, [19:47] ---     but every now and then, you go and     do something outrageous, don't you? [19:50] Mizuto     Like this morning. [19:52] Mizuto     If you act like that at school, [19:54] Mizuto     you're gonna lose the reputation     you've made for yourself. [19:57] Yume     But... you're family now. [20:03] Yume     I can't stand people looking     down on my family like that! [20:13] Mizuto     Thanks. I appreciate it. [20:17] Mizuto     Don't you have something to say? [20:19] Mizuto     I genuinely thanked you, didn't I? [20:22] Yume     D-Don't mention it! [20:24] Yume     I'm gonna go get in my pajamas— [20:31] ---     The Bottom of the Sea [20:54] Mizuto     Ayai. [20:59] Yume     S-Stop... The rules... [21:04] Mizuto     I don't mind [21:06] Mizuto     losing today. [21:18] Yuni     Mineaki-san, I'll hold the door,     so would you be a dear and bring that in? [21:18] Yume     Wh-What do we do?! [21:19] Mizuto     Just hide! [21:20] Yume     Hide? But where?! [21:21] Mineaki     Oh, sure! [21:22] Mizuto     Uh... [21:23] Mineaki     Is it all right if I leave     everything in the corridor here? [21:26] Yuni     Yeah. [21:27] Mizuto     Here! [21:28] Yume     Huh?! [21:29] Mineaki & Yuni     We're home! [21:31] Mineaki     Oh? You alone, Mizuto? [21:33] Mizuto     Welcome home, Dad, Yuni-san. [21:36] Mizuto     Yume-san went to bed already. [21:38] Mineaki     Oh, okay. [21:39] Yuni     Really? Aw, I brought back gifts. [21:41] Yume     Just now, if our parents hadn't come home... [21:47] Yume     I was finally getting used     to how things are. [21:52] Mizuto     What was I thinking back there? [21:57] Mizuto     I'd almost gotten over the past. [22:01] Yume     It's things like this... [22:03] Mizuto     It's things like this... SIGN    Irido [22:05] Yume     That I can't stand about him! [22:05] Mizuto     That I can't stand about her! SIGN    My Stepmom's     Daughter is     My Ex E2 - My Ex Needs Taking Care Of 'Thirty-Eight Degrees, Apparently Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Physical Fitness Test Today [00:14] Kogure     'Sup, Irido Mizuto-kun? [00:17] Kogure     Wanna stick together during     the fitness test today? [00:21] Mizuto     Let me just tell you this. [00:23] Mizuto     There's nothing to gain in befriending me. [00:25] Mizuto     Why, you ask? [00:27] Mizuto     You're so evidently the player type [00:29] Mizuto     that there's no way in hell      I'd let you anywhere near Yume. [00:35] Kogure     Of course. I expected as much. [00:38] Mizuto     What are you on about? [00:40] Kogure     Oh, nothing. Just talking to myself. [00:42] Kogure     I'm Kawanami Kogure. [00:45] Kogure     And I'm the first guy who's     genuinely trying to befriend you. [00:50] Mizuto     That just makes you      even more suspicious. [00:52] Kogure     Don't be like that, bro. [00:54] Mizuto     I don't recall being related to you. [00:57] Kogure     Too bad. Friends it is, then. [01:00] Kogure     The pleasure's mine. [01:00] Mizuto     Have you no concept of boundaries? [01:04] Kogure     Now then, pal, [01:05] Kogure     to celebrate our newfound friendship,     why don't I let you in on a little something? [01:11] Mizuto     And that would be? [01:12] Mizuto     If you turn around, you'll see     something truly incredible. [01:18] Kogure     "There's no way in hell I'd let     you anywhere near Yume," [01:22] Kogure     was it? SIGN    My Stepmom's     Daughter Is     My Ex SIGN    Nurse's Office [02:58] Teacher     Okay, stop there. [03:00] Teacher     All right, next person in line. [03:02] Teacher     Try to keep the chatter      to a minimum, you hear? SIGN    My Ex Needs Taking Care Of SIGN    "Thirty-Eight Degrees, Apparently" [03:17] Yume     Isn't this girl in my class? [03:19] Yume     I think her name was Minami Akatsuki... [03:23] Yume     U-Um... [03:26] Yume     What is it? [03:29] Akatsuki     Whoops, my bad, my bad. [03:32] Akatsuki     I was just thinking, you've got a big bust     for someone with such a petite figure. [03:37] Akatsuki     I mean, look. This is all     I've got going for me. [03:40] Akatsuki     All taking measurements does is     remind me how much I haven't grown. [03:45] Akatsuki     So I get depressed whenever     this time of year rolls around. [03:48] Yume     I feel that. I've definitely been there. [03:51] Yume     Just last year, mine weren't very big at all. [03:54] Akatsuki     What? They weren't? [03:57] Yume     I'd say they were about the same     size as yours last year. [04:00] Akatsuki     What?! [04:03] Akatsuki     You got that big in a year?! [04:06] Akatsuki     O-On a side note... [04:08] Akatsuki     Might I inquire as to      your bra size, perchance? [04:12] Yume     Um... [04:19] Akatsuki     Did you say D? [04:22] Yume     J-Just keep in mind that I like     to go a size up, okay? [04:27] Akatsuki     Wow! [04:28] Akatsuki     You've given me hope, Irido-san! [04:31] Yume     Hey... M-Minami-san?! [04:33] Yume     Don't they say the people you     hang around rub off on you? [04:36] Yume     So if I stick to you like this,     maybe mine'll get bigger too! [04:40] Yume     Come on, come on! [04:40] Yume     I don't think that's what     that saying means... [04:50] Akatsuki     Do we really have to do physical     fitness tests even at prep school? [04:55] Akatsuki     Ugh, this totally sucks. [04:58] Yume     I agree. [05:00] Yume     When I got into high school, [05:02] ---     I made a conscious effort to change     my looks and personality. [05:05] Yume     But when it comes to fitness... [05:09] Akatsuki     Well, Irido-san,      let's just get this over with. [05:13] Yume     Y-Yeah, let's. [05:22] Male Student 1     Yo, are you seeing this? [05:25] Male Student 1     Minami's cracked! [05:28] Akatsuki     Dang! Only 55 jumps? [05:32] Akatsuki     I was hoping to do a little better than that. [05:35] Yume     M-Minami-san... [05:37] Yume     I thought you said you     weren't good at these things. [05:40] Akatsuki     I didn't say I wasn't good at it. [05:42] Akatsuki     I just said that it sucks. [05:44] Akatsuki     Come on. If they see a short little      girl like me beating the boys, [05:49] Akatsuki     they'll start picking on me, y'know? [05:51] Yume     Impressive misdirection. [05:59] Yume     I've finally established my     image as a model student. [06:03] Yume     If they find out I suck at sports... [06:06] Yume     No, I won't let that happen. I can do this! [06:14] Kogure & NPC     One. [06:17] Kogure & NPC     Two. [06:18] Kogure     Hmm? [06:19] Kogure     What's up, Irido? [06:19] NPC     Three. [06:20] Mizuto     I give up. [06:21] Kogure     That's not an option! [06:24] Yume     That boy's way too apathetic     for his own good. [06:27] Yume     I mustn't fall so low. SIGN    First Attempt:     First Attempt:     Average:     Number:     First Attempt:     First Attempt: 35     First Attempt: SIGN    Second Attempt:     Second Attempt:               Second Attempt:     Second Attempt: 32     Second Attempt: SIGN    Height           Right      Left           Sit-ups      Sit and Reach      Side Jumps     Standing Long Jump [06:38] Yume     Thank goodness.     I came out pretty well. [06:42] Akatsuki     Nice job, Irido-san! [06:44] Akatsuki     On to the next one! [06:45] Yume     Right. SIGN    Grip Strength SIGN    Left SIGN    Average SIGN    Right SIGN    Sit-ups SIGN    Sit and Reach SIGN    Standing Long Jump SIGN    Handball Throw SIGN    50m Dash [07:20] Akatsuki     Let's go, Irido-san! [07:22] Yume     Okay... [07:27] Track and Field Woman     On your marks... [07:33] Yume     Come on. This doesn't suck for her one bit. [07:36] Yume     You can never trust a girl! [07:38] Girl Keeping Time     Minami-san, 7.3 seconds. [07:40] Girl Keeping Time     Irido-san, 8.5 seconds. [07:48] Akatsuki     Nice job, Irido-san! [07:50] Yume     You too... Minami-san... [08:05] Mizuto     You did good. [08:07] Mizuto     But I think you've pushed yourself enough. [08:11] Akatsuki     A-Are you all right?! [08:13] Akatsuki     Hey—Whoa there! [08:17] Mizuto     She's in your hands. [08:20] Mizuto     Why is Irido-kun still out here? [08:23] Mizuto     I thought the boys were done     with the outdoor stuff. SIGN    Nurse's Office [08:32] Akatsuki     I'm sorry I didn't realize you     were so worn out, Irido-san. [08:38] Yume     No, it's okay. [08:40] Yume     It was my own fault for trying     so hard in the first place. [08:44] Akatsuki     Trying so hard? [08:45] Yume     I'm actually really bad at athletics. [08:50] Yume     I was worried people would find out, [08:52] Yume     so I've been staying up late weight training [08:54] Yume     and reading books on sports     from cover to cover. [08:57] Yume     I think I just wore myself     out from lack of sleep. [09:00] Akatsuki     Gotcha. [09:02] Akatsuki     That makes me feel so much closer to you! [09:06] Yume     Huh? Why is that? [09:08] Akatsuki     If I'm honest, part of me found     you a little hard to approach. [09:12] Akatsuki     I mean, you're pretty and smart.     Out of my league, in a way. [09:16] Akatsuki     But man, I had no idea. [09:18] Akatsuki     So you suck at sports and     you're a try-hard, huh? [09:21] Yume     N-Now you're getting under my skin.     Mind if I let you have it? [09:25] Akatsuki     Go right ahead. [09:26] Akatsuki     I'd love to see you when you're angry. [09:29] Yume     Well then, sorry in advance. [09:31] Yume     H-Hey, you... [09:35] Akatsuki     "Hey, you," she says! You're so cute! [09:40] Yume     D-Don't laugh. You're making     me feel self-conscious. [09:44] Akatsuki     Hey, Irido-san! [09:46] Akatsuki     Is it all right if I call you Yume-chan? [09:49] Yume     Huh? Y-You mean by my given name? [09:52] Akatsuki     Yeah, exactly! Is that cool? [09:55] Yume     Um, sure. I m-mean... I'd like that. [10:01] Akatsuki     Hurray! [10:03] Akatsuki     I'm so glad we're friends now, Yume-chan! [10:08] Yume     Wait, does this mean I have     to call her by her name now too?! [10:14] Yume     A-A-Aka... Akatsu... [10:19] Akatsuki     There, there. You can take your time. [10:22] Akatsuki     There's no need to rush. [10:26] Yume     It's a pleasure to get to know you      as well, Minami-san. [10:29] Akatsuki     Hold on. So you're not gonna call me Akatsuki? [10:32] Akatsuki     And why so formal?! [10:47] Yume     Um, about earlier... [10:50] Mizuto     You've got bags under your eyes. [10:51] Yume     What?! No way! [10:55] Mizuto     I was kidding. [10:59] Yume     What an insufferable jerk! [11:01] Yume     I can't believe he saw through my     attempts to look good this whole time! [11:04] Akatsuki     Irido-kun's so sweet when     it comes to you, Yume-chan. [11:08] Yume     Huh?! What makes you think that?! [11:09] Akatsuki     Hmm? [11:11] Akatsuki     Oh, I dunno... SIGN    My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex SIGN    School Motto     Work Diligently. Think Critically.     Strive for Excellence. Take Initiative. [11:19] Akatsuki     What?! [11:21] Akatsuki     Yume's out sick with a fever?! [11:24] Akatsuki     Is she okay?! What's her temperature?! [11:26] Mizuto     Thirty-eight degrees, apparently. [11:28] Akatsuki     Thirty-eight degrees?! [11:30] Kogure     Settle down, Minami. You're weirding him out. [11:34] Akatsuki     Hey! Quit holding me like I'm a cat. [11:37] Kogure     Right, right. [11:38] Akatsuki     Me—ow! [11:40] Akatsuki     What's your problem, Kawanami? [11:42] Kogure     My good friend's being harassed      by some weirdo, so I had to step in. [11:45] Akatsuki     Huh? [11:47] Akatsuki     Aren't you just getting     buddy-buddy with Irido-kun [11:49] Akatsuki     in order to get closer to Yume-chan? [11:52] Akatsuki     Kinda creepy if you ask me. [11:54] Kogure     Don't worry yourself about that. [11:56] Kogure     When it comes to love,     I'm but a lurker in chat. [11:59] Akatsuki     A lurker in chat?     What's that supposed to mean? [12:01] Kogure     I never participate.     I merely watch things unfold. [12:05] Kogure     It's far more enjoyable that way. [12:08] Akatsuki     Oh, so you're a peeping Tom. [12:10] Akatsuki     Wait! [12:11] Akatsuki     But none of that matters! [12:14] Akatsuki     I've made up my mind! I'm gonna go see     how she's doing after school! [12:17] Mizuto     What? [12:18] Akatsuki     Could you maybe look     a little less put out? [12:22] Kogure     That does sound like fun. [12:24] Kogure     Count me in too! [12:25] Akatsuki     You won't be necessary, Kawanami. [12:27] Kogure     And why not?! [12:28] Boy 1     See ya! [12:29] Boy 2     Yeah, see you tomorrow! [12:31] Boy 3     Stay safe! [12:32] Akatsuki     So you and Yume-chan were complete     strangers before last year, right? [12:37] Akatsuki     Was it hard becoming siblings     and moving in together so suddenly? [12:43] Mizuto     Well, it's the kind of thing     that gets easier with time. [12:46] Mizuto     Though there are points of concern. SIGN    Open 24 Hours [12:48] Akatsuki     Right?! [12:49] Akatsuki     Like accidentally walking in      on each other changing? [12:52] Mizuto     We're both doing our best to avoid that. [12:56] Akatsuki     Aw, how boring. [13:00] Akatsuki     Whoa! [13:01] Akatsuki     So this is where you live, Irido-kun? [13:05] Mizuto     Just so we're clear, [13:06] Mizuto     you showing up out of the blue      will probably surprise her, [13:09] Mizuto     so rein it in, will you? [13:11] Akatsuki     Aw, but the whole point was to surprise her. [13:15] Mizuto     People who are sick don't need surprises. [13:32] Mizuto     I'm coming in. [13:43] Akatsuki     She's conked out, huh? [13:45] Mizuto     Seems so. [13:57] Yume     Irido-kun... [14:01] Mizuto     H-Hey... How are you feeling? [14:04] Yume     Where have you been? I was lonely. [14:09] Mizuto     U-Um... [14:11] Mizuto     L-Look! Minami-san's here to see you. [14:16] Akatsuki     Hey, Yume-chan. How're you doing? [14:19] Yume     To see me...? [14:28] Akatsuki     How's the fever? Still pretty bad? [14:30] Yume     Thanks for checking up on me, Minami-san. [14:33] Yume     My fever's already gone done quite a bit. [14:36] Akatsuki     Hey, are you feeling     hungry at all, Yume-chan? [14:39] Akatsuki     I bought stuff to make you some rice porridge! [14:42] Akatsuki     Come help me, Irido-kun. [14:44] Akatsuki     You're a decent cook, aren't you?      Yume-chan told me so. [14:52] Akatsuki     So, I've been thinking... [14:55] Akatsuki     Isn't it going to be difficult for you now? [14:58] Mizuto     What? [14:59] Akatsuki     What'll you do if you get a girlfriend? [15:01] Akatsuki     Bringing her over will be hard, right? [15:03] Mizuto     Huh? [15:04] Mizuto     Do I look like the kind of guy      who can get a girl? [15:07] Akatsuki     Well, you've already had one,     haven't you, Irido-kun? [15:13] Akatsuki     I've kinda got a knack for     picking up on that stuff, y'know? [15:17] Akatsuki     Like how you interact with girls. [15:20] Akatsuki     I was like, "Yeah, this guy's     probably had a girlfriend before." [15:24] Akatsuki     But not anymore, right? [15:26] Akatsuki     Well? Hit the nail on the head? [15:28] Mizuto     No comment. [15:29] Akatsuki     Oh, so you're taking that route. [15:32] Akatsuki     But really, what'll you do     if you get another girl? [15:36] Mizuto     Highly unlikely. Besides, I don't want one. [15:38] Akatsuki     I'm saying if. You wouldn't     introduce her to Yume-chan? [15:41] Mizuto     Of course not.      It's not like I need her blessing. [15:45] Mizuto     And it'd be a pain. [15:47] Akatsuki     But that means she'd never find out      if you have someone or not. [15:52] Akatsuki     Unless you got married. [15:54] Mizuto     I guess not. [15:56] Akatsuki     I see, I see. Very interesting. [16:04] Akatsuki     Well, that should be good. [16:05] Akatsuki     All right, Yume-chan. Say, "Ahh!" [16:09] Yume     I-I can feed myself, you know? [16:11] Akatsuki     Not a chance. You're sick! [16:14] Akatsuki     Now, open up! [16:22] Akatsuki     Well? Do you like it? [16:26] Akatsuki     Really?! What a relief! [16:29] Akatsuki     Now, one more bite! [16:29] Mizuto     What am I even watching here? [16:33] Akatsuki     Tell her I said to get better soon. [16:35] Mizuto     Yeah, I'll pass it on. [16:37] Akatsuki     Hey, can I ask you something? SIGN    Irido SIGN    You and Yume-chan are just siblings, right? [16:46] Mizuto     Yup, that's right. Stepsiblings. [16:49] Akatsuki     Oh! Stepsiblings, huh? [16:52] Akatsuki     Not just siblings then. Gotcha, gotcha. SIGN    Irido SIGN    Welp, I'll see you later! [17:05] Mizuto     Minami-san's gone home now. [17:09] Yume     Well, aren't the two of you      getting along nicely... [17:13] Yume     Making rice porridge together like that. [17:16] Mizuto     So we're perfectly clear, [17:18] Mizuto     that remark just now meant, [17:21] Mizuto     "I hate seeing my dear friend with      a good-for-nothing loser like you," correct? [17:27] Yume     Yeah... You got it. [17:29] Mizuto     Honestly... [17:31] Mizuto     Listen, Minami-san's just outgoing. [17:35] Mizuto     People like her naturally tend      to get along with anyone and everyone. [17:41] Mizuto     Though that might be hard to grasp      for someone reinventing themselves. [17:44] Yume     I'm not... doing that... [17:48] Mizuto     Get some sleep. [17:50] Mizuto     If you want to get better, you need to rest. [17:53] Yume     Are you... gonna leave me again? [17:55] Mizuto     I'm not going anywhere.     I'm staying home today. [17:59] Yume     Liar. You left the last time... [18:03] Mizuto     The last time? What do you mean? [18:07] Yume     Even though I asked you to hold my hand... [18:11] Yume     When I woke up, you were gone. [18:13] Mizuto     Honestly, does your brain just get sent     back in time whenever you catch a cold? [18:20] Mizuto     Here. [18:21] Mizuto     I won't let go this time,     so try to go to sleep, okay? [18:30] Yume     Thank you, Irido-kun... SIGN    April [18:42] Mizuto     Looking back, I can only describe     it as a youthful indiscretion. [18:46] Mizuto     But from my second to third     year of middle school, [18:49] Mizuto     I had what you might call a girlfriend. [18:53] Mizuto     Her name was Ayai Yume. [18:58] Mizuto     At least, it was at the time. [19:01] Mizuto     We read books and talked about them together. [19:03] Mizuto     And when she got sick, I'd hold her hand. [19:06] Mizuto     Like some couple out of a YA novel     for love-obsessed teens, [19:10] Mizuto     we spent our days never tiring of one another. [19:13] Mizuto     But trivial disagreements began to pile up, [19:16] Mizuto     and by graduation,     we went our separate ways. [19:19] Mizuto     It was a perfectly typical romance, [19:23] Mizuto     until that day... [19:26] Mizuto     My dad had gotten remarried, [19:27] Mizuto     and the moment I came face-to-face     with my stepmom's daughter, [19:31] Mizuto     only one thought crossed my mind. [19:34] Mizuto     And I'm sure she was thinking     the exact same thing. [19:39] Mizuto     "God's a real comedian." SIGN    April [19:44] Yume     Hey. [19:46] Yume     I'm thirsty. [19:47] Mizuto     Don't spill it. [19:49] Yume     Go buy me ice cream. [19:51] Mizuto     What kind? [19:52] Yume     I want a book. Gimme money. [19:55] Mizuto     Why should I? [19:56] Yume     Would you... hold my hand again? [20:00] Mizuto     Yeah, yeah. [20:02] Mizuto     Hey. [20:04] Mizuto     It's time to check your temperature again. [20:06] Mizuto     If you've been resting all day     and it still hasn't gone down, [20:09] ---     then it could be serious, you know? [20:11] Yume     N-No, I'm okay! I'm completely fine! [20:15] Mizuto     We need to take your temperature     to make sure, don't we? [20:20] Mizuto     Now raise your arm. [20:22] Yume     N-No... [20:24] Yume     No! [20:29] Mizuto     It's 36.5 degrees... [20:37] Mizuto     All right, you. How long     has your fever been gone? [20:40] Yume     No comment. [20:42] Mizuto     You weren't pretending to be sick     just to boss me around, were you? [20:46] Yume     No comment! [20:49] Mizuto     So asking me to hold your hand was also... [20:53] Mizuto     Hey, don't you run away! [20:55] Yume     I'm going back to sleep just to be safe! [20:58] Mizuto     You've slept enough, haven't you? [21:00] Mizuto     Taking advantage of my kindness like that! [21:07] Mizuto     Don't you have something to say? [21:10] Yume     Um... [21:12] Mizuto     Or can you not say it unless     I hold your hand for you? [21:16] Yume     I-I'm sorry for pretending to be sick. [21:22] Mizuto     Very good. [21:23] Mizuto     Well, it's true that you're     still technically recovering, [21:27] Mizuto     so I'll let it slide this time. [21:29] Yume     You being nice to me is weirding me out. [21:33] Mizuto     I'll take that as a compliment, [21:35] Mizuto     Miss I Can't Fall Asleep     Without You Holding My Hand. [21:41] Yume     I can't hear you! [21:42] Yume     I have no idea what you're talking about! [21:46] Mizuto     If you're this lively, I guess you     don't need me to look after you anymore. [21:49] Mizuto     I'm going back to my room now, okay? [21:51] Yume     Hey... [21:52] Mizuto     Hmm? [21:53] Yume     Don't go off somewhere... [21:55] Yume     and leave me behind. [21:58] Mizuto     Well, we are siblings now. [22:04] Mizuto     I think I can stick around. E3 - My Ex Has a Confession to Make 'You Didn't Do Anything Weird, Did You? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] Yume     This exceptionally introverted girl     is me from six months ago. [00:16] Yume     Back then, every time he gave me something, [00:20] Yume     I would store it in a small box. [00:24] Yume     I repeated a cult-like ritual     of smiling creepily [00:28] Yume     while worshiping it like some sacred object. [00:34] Yume     Truly alarming behavior. [00:36] Yume     Should you look up "crazy woman"     in the dictionary, [00:39] Yume     you'd likely find a picture     of me from back then. SIGN    My Stepmom's     Daughter Is     My Ex SIGN    My Ex Has a Confession to Make SIGN    "You Didn't Do Anything Weird, Did You?" [02:29] Yume     Wait! Hold on a sec! [02:31] Yume     How on earth did I end up     with his underwear?! [02:34] Yume     And what was I doing with them?! [02:38] Yume     Just kill me! [02:39] Yume     It's like I've regressed     into some desperate loser! [02:42] Yume     I thought I'd left the     introverted life behind me! [02:47] Yume     This is all his fault for wearing     underwear in the first place! [02:50] Yume     Because of him, my old self     is rearing her ugly head again! [02:54] Yume     If he were to find out about this... [02:57] Yume     It would be a major violation of our rules! [03:00] Yume     I'd be pronounced guilty     with no hope of appeal, [03:02] Yume     nor any hope of a deferred sentence! [03:03] Yume     I'd have to submit to being his little sister. [03:07] Yume     And then... And then... [03:15] Mizuto     'Sup, little sister, who made off with her     stepbrother's underwear like a pervert. [03:19] Yume     I-I'm not a perv... [03:22] Mizuto     Oh? [03:23] Mizuto     You mean to say that stealing my underwear      and keeping my things in a little box [03:28] Mizuto     isn't the behavior of a pervert? [03:35] Yume     Irido-kun... [03:38] Mizuto     Don't you mean... [03:40] Mizuto     "Onii-chan," my perverted little sister?! [03:44] Yume     Onii-chan! [03:49] Yume     I-If I don't do something... [03:51] Yume     I think I'm gonna go insane! [03:57] Yume     Accursed thing!     I must return them before it's too late! [04:07] Yume     The only catch is that     he still seems to be awake. SIGN    April [04:11] Yume     Come on! [04:12] Yume     I thought I'd have the perfect opportunity     at this hour with everyone fast asleep. [04:18] Yume     What could possibly have     him pacing about like that? [04:22] Yume     I'll just have to wait     until he's gone to bed... SIGN    April [04:37] Yume     No signs of movement. [04:40] Yume     He must have finally gone to bed. [04:43] Yume     Now's my chance! [05:12] Mizuto & Yume     Huh? [05:15] Mizuto & Yume     Ready, set, go! [05:17] Mizuto & Yume     Rock, paper, scissors! [05:22] Mizuto     You were the one who suggested     this family meeting, right? [05:25] Mizuto     Come on. We said whoever     lost had to go first. [05:29] Mizuto     Get on with it. [05:31] Yume     It wasn't my fault. [05:33] Yume     I just reverted to my old,     introverted ways is all. [05:37] Yume     Had I been in my right mind, I wouldn't have      given your underwear a second thought. [05:41] Mizuto     Your old, introverted self, huh? [05:44] Mizuto     Sounds like you're saying this [05:46] ---     would've been normal for you     back in middle school. [05:49] Mizuto     You mind explaining yourself? [05:53] Yume     Do I really have to explain that too? [05:56] Mizuto     No withholding information      at times like this. [05:59] Mizuto     We must wholly and truthfully reveal     our dirty secrets to one another. [06:03] Yume     Well, this was back when we were dating, [06:08] Yume     but I used to keep     the things you'd give me. [06:11] Yume     I kept them in a little box. [06:22] Yume     Hold on, are you blushing? [06:25] Mizuto     Why would I be? [06:26] Yume     Did that make you happy? [06:29] Yume     The fact that I used to keep     the things you gave me? [06:32] Mizuto     Why on earth would that make me happy? [06:34] Mizuto     It's sickening. Absolutely revolting. [06:37] Mizuto     In any event, look who's finally     decided to come clean. [06:41] Mizuto     Though I'm sure you could've     kept it to yourself [06:44] Mizuto     and cast the blame solely on me. [06:51] Mizuto     Did you just think,      "Why didn't I think of that?" [06:54] Yume     N-No, I didn't. [06:56] Yume     It's just... Ah, yes! I wanted to play fair. [07:01] Mizuto     I think somewhere deep down,     you wanted me to find out. [07:04] Mizuto     Why not take the chance to confess? [07:06] Mizuto     You actually wanted me to see     how perverted you are, right? [07:09] Yume     Yeah, yeah. It's your turn now, isn't it?! [07:13] Mizuto     Yes, well... [07:16] Mizuto     How should I say this? [07:18] Mizuto     Given my situation, I... don't think     you'd believe me even if I told you. [07:24] Mizuto     It was an accident. [07:26] Mizuto     Your bra fell on the floor,     so I picked it up, [07:28] Mizuto     but then Dad walked in and... [07:34] (Flashback) Mizuto     What's that? [07:41] (Flashback) Mineaki     Oh, done with your bath already? [07:43] (Flashback) Mizuto     Y-Yup! [07:45] Mizuto     So, as you can see, I simply missed     my chance to put it back. [07:49] Yume     Huh?! You scoundrel! [07:51] Yume     There's no way something     that convenient happened! [07:55] Yume     You just wanted my bra,     so you stole it, didn't you? [07:58] Mizuto     I didn't steal it! [07:59] Mizuto     And besides, [08:00] Mizuto     you took my boxers back     to your room too, did you not? [08:03] Yume     But that was... [08:05] Yume     a-an accident. [08:06] Yume     They fell on the floor, so I picked them up, [08:09] Yume     but then Mom walked in and... [08:14] (Flashback) Yume     What's that? [08:22] (Flashback) Yuni     Oh, all done with your bath? [08:24] (Flashback) Yume     Y-Yeah! [08:26] Yume     So you could say I missed my chance. [08:30] Mizuto     You just said the exact same thing I did. [08:32] Yume     I-In any case... [08:34] Yume     After you took my bra to your room, [08:36] ---     you didn't d-do anything weird, did you? [08:39] Mizuto     What do you mean by weird? [08:41] Yume     W-Well, you know... [08:43] Mizuto     Don't worry. [08:45] Mizuto     All I did was move it to my room      and then here, to the living room. [08:49] Mizuto     I swear to you, I didn't do anything else. [08:52] Yume     Really? [08:54] Mizuto     Really. [08:55] Yume     Not even poke the cups? [08:59] Mizuto     Absolutely not. [09:01] Yume     You had to think about that! [09:02] Mizuto     I said I didn't do it! [09:03] Mizuto     I trust you didn't do anything weird     with my boxers either, then? [09:09] Mizuto     Like smell them, for instance. [09:12] Yume     I did not. [09:14] Mizuto     You had to think about that. [09:16] Mizuto     Forget it. We're in agreement, right? [09:18] Mizuto     We mustn't speak of this incident ever again. [09:22] Yume     Yes, that would be for the best. [09:27] Yume     Now then, Mizuto-kun... [09:29] Mizuto     What is it, Yume-san? [09:31] Yume     We're both out of bounds, aren't we? [09:33] Mizuto     You mean our little game? I'm aware. [09:36] Mizuto     Normal siblings wouldn't abscond     with each other's underwear. [09:39] Yume     Then it's time we made a deal. [09:42] Yume     So, what shall I have you do for me,      little brother of mine? [09:46] Mizuto     Don't think for a second I'll concede this,      my dear little sister. [09:57] Mizuto     How about this for a deal? [09:59] Mizuto     As long as it doesn't infringe     upon any social norms, [10:02] Mizuto     we each get a demand. [10:04] Yume     A demand? [10:06] Yume     Very well. I can agree to that. [10:08] Mizuto     Okay. It's a deal. [10:11] Mizuto     Our parents will be up soon. [10:13] Mizuto     Let's try to play our roles     as loving siblings again today. [10:18] Mizuto     But outside of this house,     we can do whatever we please. SIGN    Irido [10:22] Mizuto     So long as neither of us causes trouble. SIGN    My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex [10:29] Girl NPC 1     All right, see you tomorrow! [10:31] Boy NPC 1     Take care! [10:34] Yume     What happened this morning... [10:36] Yume     In the end, we were both being idiots. [10:44] Yume     What the hell?! Who's that girl?! [10:47] Yume     Huh?! He's on a date?! [10:50] (Flashback) Mizuto     We can do whatever we please. [10:52] (Flashback) Mizuto     So long as neither of us causes trouble. [10:55] Yume     Is this what he meant by that?! [10:58] Yume     And she has black hair and     black-framed glasses to boot! [11:01] Yume     She's basically the old me! [11:05] Girl NPC 2     Morning! [11:07] Girl NPC 3     Morning. [11:08] Akatsuki     Hmm, a girl with black hair     and black-framed glasses? SIGN    School Motto SIGN    Work Diligently. Think Critically.     Strive for Excellence. Take Initiative. [11:14] Akatsuki     Well, this is a prep school, you know? [11:16] Akatsuki     Lots of girls fit that description. [11:19] Yume     Yes... I suppose you're right. [11:22] Yume     But wow! An after-school date      at Wicky-D's, huh? [11:25] Yume     Irido-kun's not doing too bad for himself. [11:28] Yume     I guess he can be pretty charming      despite his quiet demeanor, [11:32] Yume     and if you really look at him,     he's actually kinda cute. [11:34] Yume     He could probably sweep a shy girl      off her feet, no problem. [11:38] Yume     That jerk! [11:39] Yume     He's just preying on that poor,     innocent girl, isn't he? SIGN    Irido [11:45] Yume     What?! [11:48] Yume     Wh-What are these loafers doing here?! [11:51] Yume     That jerk! He's already bringing her home?! [11:53] Yume     It hasn't even been a month     since we started school! [11:57] Yume     It took us six months of dating [11:59] Yume     before he brought me home with him. SIGN    SLO-MO VIDEO PHOTO SQUARE PANORAMA [12:20] Mizuto     Hello? [12:21] Yume     Where are you right now? [12:22] Mizuto     Huh? At home. Where else? [12:24] Yume     I just remembered I was     supposed to pick something up. [12:27] Yume     My hands are full at the moment,     so can I ask you to go get it for me? [12:30] Mizuto     Ugh... [12:32] Yume     Please. [12:33] Mizuto     "Please"? [12:36] Mizuto     It's strange to hear you ask so nicely. [12:39] Yume     Oh, shut up. [12:41] Yume     Could you stop poking fun at me already? [12:43] Mizuto     I'll have you run an errand for me     in return, so that'll make us even, okay? [12:47] Mizuto     So, what do you need me to pick up? [12:50] Yume     Let's see... [12:51] Mizuto     Let's see? [12:51] Yume     Uh, wait! [12:52] Yume     I said lettuce! Lettuce and cheese! [12:55] Mizuto     Lettuce and cheese? All right... [13:04] Yume     Sounds like he left. [13:06] Yume     Now that girl should be alone in his room. [13:10] Yume     I must warn her not to let a boy     lure her into his home so easily! [13:26] Yume     Why are you here? [13:28] Mizuto     I could ask you the same thing. [13:29] Yume     I thought you left just now... [13:32] Mizuto     Huh? [13:37] Yume     They're gone! [13:38] Yume     The loafers are gone! [13:41] Mizuto     What's with you all of a sudden? [13:43] Mizuto     You're holding your loafers right now. [13:45] Yume     These are mine! [13:47] Yume     But forget that! [13:48] Yume     You just sent away the girl you      brought home, didn't you?! [13:51] Mizuto     Huh? What girl? [13:54] Mizuto     I don't know what you're talking about. [13:57] Mizuto     I've been alone all this— [13:58] Yume     Don't play dumb with me! [13:59] Yume     I saw a pair of girl's school shoes     by the door, plain as day. [14:03] Yume     Here, I have proof. [14:10] Mizuto     You just took that a minute ago, right? [14:12] Yume     That's right. [14:14] Mizuto     Why don't you go check your room? [14:17] Yume     Huh? [14:17] Mizuto     Just go check it, would you? [14:20] Yume     Wh-What's gotten into you all of a sudden? [14:29] Yume     There wasn't anything there. [14:32] Mizuto     Are you sure? [14:33] Mizuto     Nothing in your room whatsoever     had been tidied up or was out of place? [14:38] Yume     Huh? [14:39] Yume     You can't possibly be      suggesting paranormal activity. [14:43] Yume     Out with it. Explain yourself already. [14:46] Yume     Those shoes belonged to a girl     you brought home, didn't they? [14:50] Mizuto     Huh? [14:51] Mizuto     Oh. Yeah, yeah. That's right. [14:54] Mizuto     You caught me. I'm busted. [14:56] Yume     What?! That was quick... Wait a minute! [14:59] Mizuto     What do you want? I'm exhausted. [15:02] Mizuto     Don't you get it? [15:03] Yume     E-Exhausted? [15:08] Mizuto     Let's do this before my     stepsister gets home. [15:18] Yume     Wh-Wh... What were you     doing in there with her?! [15:21] Mizuto     Huh? [15:23] Mizuto     Why do I have to explain     myself to you, Yume-san? [15:27] Mizuto     Anyways... [15:28] Mizuto     I'll be more careful next time.      Just forget about this, okay? [15:32] Mizuto     Later. [15:50] Yume     Seriously, did he forget where     his room is or something? [16:00] Yume     Am I misunderstanding something here? [16:06] Yume     Am I just... making a big deal     out of nothing like I always do? [16:30] Mizuto     There's no question. [16:32] Mizuto     This is all her doing. [16:44] (Flashback) Akatsuki     Irido-kun, would you go out with me      so we can get married one day? SIGN    Metamorphosis     Franz Kafka [16:50] (Flashback) Mizuto     Uh... Sorry. [16:53] (Flashback) Mizuto     I don't believe we've met. [17:02] (Flashback) ---     Philosophy          • Philosophical Theory     • Eastern Ideology     • Western Ideology     • Psychology [17:04] (Flashback) Akatsuki     Man! You really can't tell, huh? [17:06] (Flashback) Mizuto     Huh? [17:07] (Flashback) Akatsuki     Hmm? You still can't tell? [17:09] (Flashback) Akatsuki     All right, gimme one sec. [17:16] (Flashback) Akatsuki     Ta-da! [17:18] (Flashback) Mizuto     Minami-san?! [17:19] (Flashback) Akatsuki     Bingo! [17:20] (Flashback) Mizuto     I had no idea... [17:20] (Flashback) ---     Philosophy          • Philosophical Theory     • Eastern Ideology     • Western Ideology     • Psychology [17:23] (Flashback) Mizuto     Uh, wait a minute, Minami-san. [17:26] (Flashback) Mizuto     Does this mean you like me? [17:28] (Flashback) Akatsuki     Well, I wouldn't say I hate you. [17:31] (Flashback) Mizuto     Huh? You don't hate me...     So you're willing to marry me? [17:36] (Flashback) Akatsuki     Exactly! [17:37] (Flashback) Mizuto     Why on earth do you want     to marry me, Minami-san? [17:41] (Flashback) Akatsuki     Well, if you must know, [17:42] (Flashback) Akatsuki     if you and I get married,      that'd make Yume-chan my sister! [17:46] (Flashback) Mizuto     What? [17:47] (Flashback) Akatsuki     She told me how valiantly she persevered [17:47] (Flashback) ---     Philosophy          • Philosophical Theory     • Eastern Ideology     • Western Ideology     • Psychology [17:50] (Flashback) Akatsuki     during the fitness test     despite her not being athletic. [17:54] (Flashback) Akatsuki     And not just that! She's opened up     to me about all kinds of stuff. [17:58] (Flashback) Akatsuki     I was convinced she was perfect, [18:00] (Flashback) Akatsuki     but getting to know her made me     feel so much closer to her. [18:05] (Flashback) Akatsuki     Honestly, she's quite the cheeky little     devil for making me feel this way. [18:11] (Flashback) Akatsuki     If she became my older sister,     I'd wanna do so much for her. [18:16] (Flashback) Akatsuki     Like wash her whole body      till it's sparkling clean. [18:19] (Flashback) Akatsuki     And rub her up and down with     rose-scented body cream when we're done. [18:23] (Flashback) Akatsuki     Then I'd help her into a dainty,     crystal-white negligee. [18:28] (Flashback) Akatsuki     Oh, but so many choices! [18:30] (Flashback) Akatsuki     I could just as easily put her in      Japanese attire after her bath! [18:33] (Flashback) Akatsuki     Hang on! When we're sisters,     we'll be around each other 365 days a year. [18:38] (Flashback) Akatsuki     We can alternate every other day! [18:40] (Flashback) Akatsuki     Yup, yup, yup! [18:44] (Flashback) Akatsuki     Hey, let's get married already. [18:47] (Flashback) Akatsuki     I'm pretty loyal, you know? [18:50] (Flashback) Akatsuki     So, Irido-kun... [18:51] (Flashback) Akatsuki     Made up your mind yet? [18:54] (Flashback) Akatsuki     Gosh, so this'll be my home too one day... [18:57] (Flashback) Akatsuki     It'd be pretty cool to share     a room with Yume-chan. [19:03] Mizuto     So that's what I've been dealing with. [19:06] Mizuto     You've known her for a while,      right, Kawanami? [19:11] Mizuto     Give it to me straight.      What kind of person is she? [19:14] Mizuto     Intensely passionate with little     prospect of simmering down. [19:18] Mizuto     Once she gets hooked on something,      it consumes her. [19:21] Mizuto     And her infatuation only continues to boil. [19:24] Mizuto     Until finally, one day... [19:29] Mizuto     Kaboom! [19:30] Mizuto     An explosive end. [19:31] Mizuto     What do mean by "explosive"? [19:34] Buttons (Left to Right; Top to Bottom)     Lock [19:34] Buttons (Left to Right; Top to Bottom)     Power     On/Off [19:34] Buttons (Left to Right; Top to Bottom)     On/Off [19:34] Buttons (Left to Right; Top to Bottom)     Deep Fry     On/Off [19:34] Buttons (Left to Right; Top to Bottom)     Preheat Temp [19:34] Buttons (Left to Right; Top to Bottom)     Intensity [19:34] Buttons (Left to Right; Top to Bottom)     Deep Fry [19:34] Kogure     Well... [19:36] Kogure     I'm reluctant to throw her     under the bus like this, [19:39] Kogure     but let me give you an example. [19:41] Kogure     Back in middle school,     Minami had a boyfriend. [19:45] Mizuto     What? [19:46] Kogure     Some guys are idiots, you know? [19:48] Kogure     As you might imagine,     she was exceptionally devoted. [19:52] Kogure     They spent every waking moment together, [19:54] ---     as she relentlessly tended to his every need. [19:57] Kogure     And, of course, her boyfriend     was happy in the beginning. [20:00] Kogure     It's great to have a girl you like,     especially a decently pretty one, [20:05] Kogure     fawn over you like that. [20:08] Kogure     No guy on the planet would argue with that. [20:12] Kogure     But three months went by, [20:16] ---     and do you know what happened? [20:19] Kogure     He collapsed from stress     and was hospitalized. [20:24] Kogure     And that's the frightening     thing about Minami Akatsuki. [20:29] Kogure     That girl... [20:31] Kogure     She'll dote on you,     tormenting you, plaguing you! [20:36] Kogure     Until one day, it finally kills you. [20:40] Mizuto     That all sounds a little far-fetched, [20:42] Mizuto     although it's honestly     not that hard to imagine. [20:45] Kogure     Well, as long as you      stand your ground with her, [20:48] Kogure     you should be fine. [20:50] Kogure     She may be persistent,     but don't go wavering on me, all right? [20:54] Kogure     If she gets to be too much, [20:56] Kogure     we'll have to come up with     a more direct approach. [21:00] Mizuto     I'd rather have that sooner than later. [21:05] Kogure     Very well. [21:06] Kogure     All you have to do is get her to give     up on her obsession with Irido-san. [21:11] Kogure     And I already have a tactic in mind. [21:14] Kogure     Irido Mizuto, you must now go to     Irido-san and tell her this... [21:33] Yume     What is it? [21:34] Mizuto     I'd like to exercise your punishment now. [21:37] Yume     My punishment? [21:38] Mizuto     Right. [21:39] Mizuto     For violating the norms of sibling behavior [21:42] Mizuto     in light of the underwear incident. [21:44] Yume     Oh, that? [21:46] Yume     As long as it doesn't     infringe upon any social norms, [21:49] ---     we each get to make a demand, correct? [21:51] Yume     So, what is it you'd have me do? [22:00] Mizuto     Go on a date with me tomorrow. E4 - That's Not What You're Supposed to Say Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Direct Line SIGN    Gion & Kiyomizu by HANKEI Railway SIGN    Your Personalized Wedding Venue [00:13] (Flashback) Mizuto     I'd like to exercise your punishment now. [00:16] (Flashback) Mizuto     Go on a date with me tomorrow. [00:20] Yume     What on earth is that boy planning? [00:24] Yume     I mean... [00:25] Yume     I feel like going on a date is a direct     violation of our rules in and of itself. [00:30] Yume     No... [00:32] Yume     Plenty of close siblings go out     together on their days off, right? [00:38] Yume     Surely they meet up outside of home too. [00:42] Yume     That's right! This is a healthy part     of any stepsibling relationship! [00:47] Mizuto     Sorry. I got held up. [00:59] Yume     You're Irido Mizuto, right?     My younger stepbrother? [01:04] Mizuto     Yes, I'm Irido Mizuto.     Your older stepbrother. [01:11] Yume     H... H-H-He's... [01:14] Yume     so handsome! SIGN    My Stepmom's     Daughter Is     My Ex SIGN    That's Not What You're Supposed to Say [02:53] Mizuto     Pretty long line, huh? [02:55] Yume     Looks like it. [02:57] Yume     Still, I reckon it won't take too long. [03:01] Yume     We look just like a real couple. [03:04] Yume     Only couples and families visit     the aquarium together, don't they? [03:09] Yume     Why did he decide to bring me here?     It's not like we're on a date. [03:13] Yume     Oh, wait... We are on a date, aren't we? [03:22] Yume     Oh no! [03:24] Yume     He's totally giving off intellectual yet     charming young man with baggage vibes! [03:27] Yume     Crap! He's like my dream boy come to life! SIGN    Admission SIGN    Adult High School Middle School Elementary Child (Ages 3+) SIGN    Single Entry SIGN    Pass SIGN    yen SIGN    yen SIGN    yen SIGN    yen SIGN    yen SIGN    yen SIGN    yen SIGN    yen SIGN    yen SIGN    yen [03:32] Yume     Oh crap! [03:33] Mizuto     Two high school student tickets, please. [03:33] Yume     Oh crap, oh crap! [03:35] Yume     Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap! [03:36] Ticket Person     Two high school student tickets? [03:39] Ticket Person     That'll be 3,000 yen. [03:39] Yume     D-Don't do it! [03:41] Yume     Hold back that grin! [03:43] Mizuto     Hello? I got the tickets. [03:48] Yume     Good. [03:49] Yume     Well, let's get a move on, then. [03:51] Mizuto     All right. [03:54] Yume     H-H-H-H-He's... [03:56] Yume     h-h-h-h-holding my hand! [04:00] Akatsuki     Wow, those two seem pretty close, huh? [04:02] Kogure     Hey, try not to stare. [04:04] Yume     It's all right. We're not     actually that close, but... [04:08] Yume     You can keep staring! SIGN    Japanese Giant     Salamander Illustration SIGN    Our Huge Giant      Salamander Exhibit!! [04:23] (Flashback) Kogure     You with me, Irido? [04:25] (Flashback) Kogure     Our mission on today's date [04:27] (Flashback) Kogure     is to get the unrivaled lunatic Minami Akatsuki [04:30] (Flashback) Kogure     to give up her obsession with Irido-san. [04:34] (Flashback) Kogure     And so, fresh into high school, [04:36] (Flashback) Kogure     we're gonna make Irido Yume's     brother complex a reality! [04:40] (Flashback) Kogure     When Minami sees that Irido-san     only has eyes for you, [04:44] (Flashback) Kogure     her impulsive dreams of marrying     into the family will be shattered. [04:48] (Flashback) Kogure     Once she finds out the two      of you are going on a date, [04:52] (Flashback) Kogure     she won't hesitate to come sneak a peek. [04:54] (Flashback) Kogure     So don't let this opportunity go to waste. [04:58] (Flashback) Kogure     You gotta whisk Irido-san off her feet. [05:00] (Flashback) Kogure     Show Minami a couple madly in love,      and her heart'll just... [05:05] (Flashback) Kogure     snap right in two. [05:07] (Flashback) Kogure     Want some? [05:09] (Flashback) Mizuto     I'll pass. [05:21] Mizuto     I get his logic. [05:23] Mizuto     However... [05:25] Mizuto     Since I can't tell her about Minami, [05:28] Mizuto     there's no way for me     to explain the situation. [05:31] Mizuto     I just have to play the jerk     trying to win back [05:35] Mizuto     the ex he broke up with     once the honeymoon phase was over. [05:40] Mizuto     Kill me now. [05:42] (Flashback) Kogure     Listen good, Irido. [05:43] (Flashback) Kogure     What I'm about to tell you is invaluable. [05:46] (Flashback) Kogure     You must always compliment     a girl's outfit. Always. [05:53] Mizuto     I've confirmed my target's location     and I'm ready for action. [05:57] Mizuto     I'll strike now and, with any luck,     the attack will hit Minami too. [06:03] Mizuto     Actually, doesn't she seem a     little livelier than usual? [06:10] Yume     Hey... [06:11] Mizuto     Wh-What's up? [06:13] Yume     Did you know this fish tank     is famous for its size? [06:17] Mizuto     Y-Yeah, it does seem pretty big. [06:21] Mizuto     Damn it. I lost my nerve. [06:24] Mizuto     This is way out of my comfort zone. [06:26] Mizuto     Ergo, I blame Kawanami. [06:29] Kogure     What I'm about to tell you is invaluable. [06:32] Kogure     You must always compliment     a girl's outfit. Always. [06:38] Mizuto     You look... [06:40] Mizuto     strangely cute today, huh? [06:44] Mizuto     I-I messed up. [06:46] Mizuto     I accidentally deployed my usual sarcasm! [06:49] Mizuto     This is bad! [06:51] Yume     Th... [06:52] Yume     Thank you. [06:56] Mizuto     Hold up. [06:57] Mizuto     Wait, wait, wait, wait! [06:59] Mizuto     That is not the response     of a girl who's dated before. [07:03] Mizuto     More like a middle schooler     talking to their first crush! [07:06] Mizuto     Get it together, Miss High School Debut! [07:11] Mizuto     I guess I'll just have     to show you how it's done. [07:21] Mizuto     S-Sure... [07:26] Kogure     See? Like a house on fire, aren't they? [07:30] Akatsuki     Are they? [07:49] Male Attendee     Oh, excuse us. [07:49] Child     Look at the fishies! [07:51] Mizuto     They didn't bump into you, did they? [07:53] Yume     Hang on! He's so close! [07:55] Yume     And he smells so nice! [07:57] Yume     Gimme a break! What's with him today?! [08:00] Yume     Such a gentlemen! And so sweet! [08:03] Yume     His every move has me     feeling weak in the knees... [08:09] Yume     How long do you plan on holding my shoulder? [08:12] Mizuto     O-Oh, my bad. [08:14] Mizuto     There are a lot of people     around, so stay close. [08:17] Yume     You needn't keep reminding me, you know? [08:20] Yume     I'm not a child. [08:23] Mizuto     You're right. [08:26] Mizuto     Huh? [08:27] Mizuto     I thought my response sounded     pretty snarky just now. [08:31] Mizuto     Where's his comeback? The snide retort? [08:34] Mizuto     Did you leave your stock     contemptuous laugh at home? [08:40] Mizuto     When I look at the tank,     she sneaks a glance at me. [08:44] Mizuto     And when I pull her close     to keep her from getting bumped, [08:47] Mizuto     her gaze turns into a piercing glare. [08:51] Mizuto     Even now... [08:53] Mizuto     she's still staring at me. [08:55] Mizuto     Why are dates... such a struggle? [09:04] Mizuto     You sound like a pig, you know? [09:05] Kogure     Oink! [09:07] Mizuto     Help me, Kawanami.     We look so awkward together. [09:11] Kogure     Really? Is that how it looks to you? [09:15] Mizuto     Of course it does. I'm not blind. [09:18] Kogure     Well, I will say this... [09:22] Kogure     I'll leave the judgment calls     to the man on the front line. [09:25] Mizuto     Hey, quit making me do all the work. [09:27] Mizuto     Hold up your end of the bargain, Commander! [09:34] Mizuto     Whatever the circumstances,     I'm the one who asked her out. [09:37] Mizuto     I shouldn't do anything that     might jeopardize our date. [09:42] Mizuto     Still... [09:43] Mizuto     This is on her for making friends     with an unrepentant menace. [09:48] Mizuto     Why am I bending over backward     for someone who isn't even my girlfriend? [09:57] Yume     I've made three miscalculations. [09:59] Yume     First, the line for the girl's bathroom     was so long that I didn't want to wait, [10:04] Yume     but when I went to look for another one,     it was farther away than I thought. [10:09] Yume     Second, the aquarium's layout is     far more complicated than I thought. [10:12] Yume     And lastly, I'm terrible at reading maps. [10:17] Yume     All this is to say... [10:19] Yume     As hard as it is to admit, I'm lost. [10:24] Yume     Why am I always like this?! SIGN    Irido Mizuto [10:36] Yume     Hello? [10:38] Mizuto     Hello. Where are you right now? [10:43] Yume     Under the sky? [10:45] Mizuto     Right... [10:48] Yume     I-I'm sorry. [10:51] Yume     Here comes the flood of sarcastic comments. [10:54] Yume     He'd never pass up this chance to     unleash a storm of personal attacks. [10:57] Yume     I can just see his snide face now. [10:59] Yume     But right now, I couldn't even argue. [11:04] Mizuto     No, it's not like you did anything wrong. [11:08] Mizuto     It's my fault for not     keeping an eye on you. [11:11] Mizuto     Stay put. [11:13] Mizuto     I'll come get you, so don't go— [11:14] Yume     No. [11:17] Yume     That's not what you're supposed to say. [11:19] Mizuto     Huh? [11:26] Mizuto     What does that mean? [11:28] Mizuto     What was I supposed to say? SIGN    My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex [11:37] Yume     Why did he say that? [11:39] Yume     He's being so nice to me today. [11:43] Yume     Charming and kind. A true gentlemen. [11:46] Yume     It's far better than the usual tempest [11:48] Yume     of mockery and cynical comments. [11:50] Yume     This is infinitely preferable     to the infuriating and incessant [11:53] Yume     bickering we always fall into. [11:56] Yume     And yet... [11:58] Yume     What is it that I want, exactly? [12:02] Yume     Here I am becoming a burden     to him all over again... [12:06] Yume     Looking back, I can only describe     it as a youthful indiscretion. [12:10] Yume     But from my second to third     year of middle school, [12:14] Yume     I had what you might call a boyfriend. [12:18] Yume     Before we officially started dating, [12:21] Yume     we only ever spoke when we saw     each other in the school library. [12:25] Yume     But one day, I mustered all my courage [12:28] Yume     and asked someone out for     the first time in my life. [12:32] Yume     The local festival we visited was far     more crowded than we expected. [12:37] Yume     We ended up getting separated. [12:40] Yume     I made a fool of myself     on my very first date. [12:43] Yume     Between knowing each precious moment     that passed was wasted time [12:46] Yume     and the pain from the unforgiving straps     on my geta sandals, [12:50] Yume     I've never wanted to disappear     more in my entire life. [12:54] Yume     Through all my sniffling and whimpering, [12:57] Yume     I apologized to him profusely over the phone. [13:00] Yume     But he just told me to "stay put" [13:03] Yume     before hanging up. [13:05] Yume     I was always clumsy and inelegant.     A failure at everything I did. [13:10] Yume     And I always resented myself for it. [13:13] Yume     But I never wanted to be a burden to others. [13:16] Yume     At the very least, I didn't want the guy     I liked to think I was a burden. [13:21] Yume     But I got greedy, carried away,     and overconfident. [13:25] Yume     And that was the price I paid. [13:28] Yume     When all I could think was that the     world would be better off without me, [13:35] Yume     he reached out to offer me a drink [13:40] Yume     and said this to me... [13:44] (Flashback) Mizuto     You know, Ayai, [13:45] (Flashback) Mizuto     I'm honestly pretty worn out after      having to find you in this crowd. [13:51] (Flashback) Mizuto     And listening to all that crying over the phone [13:54] (Flashback) Mizuto     left me pretty drained mentally too. [13:56] (Flashback) Mizuto     But you know what? [13:58] (Flashback) Mizuto     None of that changes how I think of you. [14:03] (Flashback) Mizuto     I already knew you can be clumsy     and a little inelegant sometimes. [14:07] (Flashback) Mizuto     And today, I learned you get lost easily too. [14:10] (Flashback) Mizuto     But even knowing all of that,     I'm not going anywhere. [14:14] (Flashback) Mizuto     So you don't have to be afraid. [14:16] (Flashback) Mizuto     No matter what... [14:25] Yume     I wanna go home... [14:38] Mizuto     So you don't have to be afraid. [14:41] Mizuto     No matter what... [14:43] Mizuto     you can always rely on me. [15:00] Mizuto     I have come to collect you, my lady. [15:04] Mizuto     I daresay it might behoove you      to improve your sense of direction. [15:11] Yume     What was that? [15:13] Yume     Your sense of humor never ceases to amaze me. [15:15] Mizuto     What did you just say? [15:17] Mizuto     All right, I've got it. [15:19] Mizuto     We settle this with a bibliobattle. [15:21] Mizuto     Let's do this. [15:22] Yume     Then I'll go first. [15:25] Yume     The Nonserial Murders by Sakaguchi Ango. [15:28] Mizuto     Then I'll go next. [15:30] Mizuto     "The Dancing Girl" by Mori Ogai. [15:31] Yume     Don't you dare remind me     about that scumbag Toyotaro! [15:35] Mizuto     Last I checked, The Nonserial Murders      is a parade of scumbags. [15:39] Yume     Most of them die in the end, so who cares? [15:41] Mizuto     Oh? [15:42] Mizuto     So what? [15:43] Mizuto     It's all good as long as      the bad guys kick the bucket? [15:43] Akatsuki     They seem like they're having fun. [15:45] Yume     That's not what I meant. [15:50] Yume     Can't you just imagine dead     bodies floating around in there? [15:54] Mizuto     Should we move this date to a mental      institution, Miss Mystery Buff? [15:57] Yume     Come on. Don't tell me you don't see it. [16:01] Yume     Amongst the gracefully drifting jellyfish, [16:04] Yume     broken remains of corpses     gently sway to and fro... [16:08] Yume     What a mystery that would make. [16:11] Mizuto     Never in my wildest dreams have     I had such a disturbing thought. [16:15] Mizuto     The best twist I can conceive is that [16:17] Mizuto     some man-eating shark      appeared in the Kamo River [16:20] Mizuto     and devoured each and every couple     that dared to sit on its banks. [16:25] Yume     Your idea sounds way more disturbing! [16:27] Yume     Besides, there's no way a shark could     swim in such a shallow river. [16:31] Mizuto     Sharks possess limitless ability,     so it's quite possible. [16:35] Yume     No, they don't. They're fish. [16:37] Mizuto     All right, then.      Why don't we test that theory? [16:40] Mizuto     I can't wait to see you cower in fear, [16:44] Mizuto     helpless but to bow down to     the shark's infinite power. [16:47] Yume     What makes you so confident? [16:50] Yume     You sound more arrogant than a serial     killer with a mythological sobriquet [16:54] Yume     announcing his next crime. [16:55] Mizuto     What'd you say, stupid nerd? [16:57] Yume     You got a problem, stupid geek? [17:03] Mizuto     In the six months since     our problems started, [17:06] Mizuto     I slowly began to hate     her as the days went by. [17:10] Mizuto     Everything she did and everything she     said started getting on my nerves. [17:16] Mizuto     That was the most painful part of it. [17:20] Mizuto     What I'd loved about her more than anything... [17:22] Mizuto     What I'd so cherished about her... [17:24] Mizuto     One after the other, my love for them     turned to hatred. It was torment. [17:31] Mizuto     That's why we broke up. [17:36] Mizuto     And so... [17:38] Mizuto     now freed from the romantic     bond that once held us, [17:41] Mizuto     we have no obligation to     try to love one another, [17:44] Mizuto     and no reason to come to hate one another. [17:47] Mizuto     We're just stepsiblings who used     to date once upon a time. [17:52] Mizuto     Yes, I understand now. [17:55] Mizuto     Our situation now is a blessing compared     to the unhealthy relationship we had before. [18:03] Yume     All right, I'll head home first. [18:06] Mizuto     Sure. [18:10] Mizuto     Going home separately thus     concludes our date at the aquarium. [18:15] Mizuto     All that's left is... SIGN    Got it SIGN    Got it SIGN    We're inside SIGN    Kawanami SIGN    Kawanami SIGN    Read SIGN    Read SIGN    She's coming               Close the deal [18:21] Akatsuki     Wow! [18:24] Akatsuki     Hey, Irido-kun! Fancy seeing you here. [18:28] Mizuto     Yeah. What a coincidence, Minami-san. [18:37] Akatsuki     I'm sorry! [18:38] Akatsuki     I really shouldn't have snuck     into your house like that! [18:41] Akatsuki     I didn't mean any harm. [18:43] Akatsuki     You forgot to lock the front door,     so I just couldn't help myself, you know? [18:52] Akatsuki     You're gonna tell Yume-chan, aren't you? [18:54] Akatsuki     About me. [19:00] Mizuto     Don't worry. I won't. [19:02] Mizuto     As long as you promise to behave. [19:03] Akatsuki     What? But why? [19:06] Mizuto     Because you're her friend     and you mean a lot to her. [19:14] Akatsuki     So that's it. [19:18] Akatsuki     I'm not gonna thank you, you know. [19:19] Mizuto     You had better. [19:20] Mizuto     You should be on your knees right now. [19:29] Mizuto     By the way... [19:31] Mizuto     What exactly made you think to leave     an extra chair at our dining table? [19:37] Akatsuki     What are you talking about? [19:39] Mizuto     Huh? [19:42] Akatsuki     I'm kidding, I'm kidding. It was a joke! [19:44] Mizuto     Hey... [19:45] Akatsuki     It was just a little make-believe, you know? [19:48] Akatsuki     Man, I'm really sorry about that! [19:50] Akatsuki     From now on, I'll behave [19:52] ---     and shamelessly invite myself     over as her dear friend. [19:55] Mizuto     Hey now. [19:56] Mizuto     You clearly haven't given backing off [19:59] ---     even the slightest thought, have you? [20:02] Akatsuki     About that... [20:04] Akatsuki     I still plan on marrying you and     living together, you hear? [20:06] Mizuto     Haven't given up on that, huh? [20:09] Akatsuki     When crushing one's rivals in love, [20:11] Akatsuki     the best course of action is to     force your way between them, [20:14] Akatsuki     don'tcha think? SIGN    Irido [20:21] Yume     I can't wrap my head around any of it. [20:24] Yume     Why he suddenly asked me out on a date [20:27] Yume     and that pair of shoes I found     by the door are both still mysteries. [20:32] Yume     If this were a novel, [20:34] Yume     I'd be a failure of a detective. [20:36] Yume     Well, in any case, the date is over now. [20:40] Yume     No! [20:41] Yume     I'm not gonna let it end like this! [20:43] Mizuto     I'm home. [20:49] Yume     Tonight is the night I capture my     little brother's shining moment. [20:53] Mizuto     Huh? SIGN    The Nonserial Murders     Sakaguchi Ango Kadokawa Shoten [20:55] Yume     Your punishment for the underwear incident. [20:59] Yume     Cross your legs! [21:02] Yume     Yes, that's it! [21:04] Yume     Gorgeous! [21:05] Yume     Stunning! [21:09] Yume     Now rest your cheek on your hand! [21:11] Mizuto     Like this? [21:12] Yume     Yes, just like that! [21:14] Yume     This is perfect! SIGN    The Nonserial Murders     Sakaguchi Ango Kadokawa Shoten [21:19] Yume     Stop! [21:22] Yume     Don't move a muscle! [21:25] Yume     That's it! [21:27] Yume     Aren't I, your wonderful older sister, [21:30] Yume     getting just the best pictures? [21:36] Yume     So many hotties in my camera roll... [21:38] Mizuto     Hey, Nee-san? [21:40] Yume     Eh? [21:41] Mizuto     While we're at it, I'm willing to take     one more request if you'd like. [21:46] Yume     O-Okay, then... [21:49] Yume     Would you hug me from behind     and whisper something in my ear? [21:55] Mizuto     What kind of request is that? [21:58] Yume     It's your punishment! [21:59] Yume     It has nothing to do with my      own fantasies whatsoever! [22:22] Mizuto     I've caught you. [22:36] Yume     You caught me. [22:42] Akatsuki     Morning, Yume-chan! [22:44] Yume     Good morning, Minami-san. [22:46] Akatsuki     What didja do last Saturday? [22:48] Akatsuki     I basically slept the entire day. [22:51] Yume     I didn't really do anything special either. [22:53] Yume     Just stayed home and read a book. [22:55] Akatsuki     You don't say... [22:57] Kogure     And with that, I'd say case closed. [22:57] Akatsuki     What kind of books do you     read? Like what genre? [23:01] Mizuto     It's still wide open if you ask me. [23:01] Yume     I like mystery novels. [23:04] Kogure     Well, if she does anything weird     again, just come talk to me. [23:09] Kogure     When it comes to Minami Akatsuki,     you won't find a better man for the job. [23:15] Mizuto     Pardon my asking, Kawanami, but... [23:18] Mizuto     Have you ever been hospitalized? [23:25] Kogure     Sure have. [23:26] Kogure     Back in middle school, to be exact. [23:30] Kogure     We both have it rough, don't we? [23:32] Mizuto     You might be right. [23:35] Yume     I'll bring it with me tomorrow. [23:36] Akatsuki     Really?! Sweet! E5 - The Former Couple Spends the Night 'You're Welcome Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Outdoor Education Guidebook      Nagimi Middle School [00:02] Mizuto     Looking back, I can only describe     it as a youthful indiscretion. [00:07] Mizuto     But from my second to third     year of middle school, [00:10] Mizuto     I had what you might call a girlfriend. SIGN    The Complete Works of Natsume Soseki [00:14] Mizuto     This was before that happened... [00:19] (Flashback) Yume     U-Um... Thank you for this afternoon. [00:25] (Flashback) Mizuto     This afternoon? [00:27] (Flashback) Yume     You know... For splitting your     curry ingredients with me. [00:33] (Flashback) Mizuto     Oh, don't mention it. [00:37] (Flashback) Mizuto     The moon is beautiful, isn't it? [00:42] (Flashback) Yume     D-D-Did you... W-W-Was that... [00:47] (Flashback) Mizuto     I didn't mean it like that. [00:53] Mizuto     Back then, we weren't even acquaintances, [00:56] Mizuto     let alone close enough     to make lasting memories. [00:59] Mizuto     Just strangers who happened to cross paths. [01:02] Mizuto     But even so, I've never forgotten that night. SIGN    My Stepmom's     Daughter Is     My Ex SIGN    Irido SIGN    The Former Couple Spends the Night SIGN    "You're Welcome" [02:43] Yume     What are you doing? It's time to go. SIGN    nigozyu     Umibouzu SIGN    The Detective Is Already Dead SIGN    The Detective Is Already Dead SIGN    The Detective Is Already Dead [02:47] Mizuto     Huh? Go where? [02:49] Yume     To buy a present. [02:51] Mizuto     What for? [02:53] Yume     For Mother's Day! [02:55] Mizuto     Mother's Day? [02:57] Yume     You forgot? I reminded you a week ago! [03:03] Mizuto     I don't see why we need to go     buy a present together, though. [03:07] Yume     It'll make her think we're still getting along. [03:11] Yume     I thought you'd feel less awkward     if we gave her one together. [03:15] Yume     And we can split the cost this way, right? [03:17] Mizuto     That last one is the real reason, no? [03:20] Yume     It's the thought that counts, after all.      Not the price tag. [03:23] Mizuto     No thanks. Going shopping with     you isn't exactly my idea of fun. [03:27] Mizuto     At least let me spend my Sundays in peace. [03:32] Yume     Okay. SIGN    nigozyu     Umibouzu SIGN    The Detective Is Already Dead SIGN    The Detective Is Already Dead SIGN    The Detective Is Already Dead [03:41] Yume     Hello, Mizuto-kun. SIGN    nigozyu     Umibouzu SIGN    The Detective Is Already Dead SIGN    The Detective Is Already Dead SIGN    The Detective Is Already Dead [03:59] Yume     Goodness, how strange. [04:02] Yume     I'd have thought gawking at your sister      because she dolled up a bit [04:05] Yume     constituted breaking the rules,      dear little brother. [04:18] Mizuto     It's so crowded. [04:19] Yume     It's always like this on weekends. [04:22] Yume     I guess you wouldn't know     since you stay cooped up. [04:24] Mizuto     I stay cooped up because     I know it's like this. [04:31] Mizuto     M-My bad. Gimme a sec. I'll get off you. [04:35] Yume     Uh, no... Stop. [04:38] Yume     W-We're just gonna end up this way     every time it wobbles anyway. [04:42] Yume     May as well get comfortable. [04:45] Mizuto     A-All right. [04:55] Yume     So, what kind of gift should we get Mom? [04:59] Mizuto     Let's see... [05:00] Label (Close Up)     As Seen On TV! [05:00] Label (Close Up)     Diamond Coated [05:00] Label (Close Up)     Lasts 10 million uses! [05:01] Mizuto     How about a frying pan? [05:02] Mizuto     She's a decent cook. Unlike someone. [05:05] Yume     Huh? [05:07] Yume     You do realize we already     have four at home, don't you? [05:10] Mizuto     Then something matching with Dad? [05:10] Label     Couple's Mug Set [05:12] Yume     Like she'd want that.     She's not in middle school. [05:16] Label     We Print Your Photos [05:17] Mizuto     Then... [05:18] Labels (Left to Right)     Capture Your Memories on a Plate [05:18] Labels (Left to Right)     We Print Your Photos [05:19] Mizuto     Personalized dishware? [05:21] Yume     That's the absolute worst     thing we could get her. SIGN    Irido [05:29] Yume     Thanks for always being there, Mom. [05:32] Yume     This is your Mother's Day gift      from me and Mizuto-kun. [05:36] Mizuto     You always make our lunches in     the morning and so much more. [05:42] Mizuto     So we wanted to show our gratitude,     I guess you could say. [05:50] Yuni     Thank you so much... [05:56] Yuni     You two are such good kids! [06:00] Yuni     Mine-kun! [06:02] Yuni     I never thought I'd ever get carnations! Ever! [06:06] Yume     I think we made her happy. [06:09] Mizuto     Yeah... [06:57] Mizuto     Did you come to watch? [07:03] Yume     I'm sorry. [07:05] Yume     The door was open, so I was just curious... [07:09] Yume     You said you didn't remember much     about your mother, right? [07:12] Mizuto     Well, she died when I was very little. [07:16] Mizuto     I only know her face from this picture. [07:21] Mizuto     I see. [07:27] Mizuto     What are you doing? [07:30] Yume     Supporting you. [07:33] Yume     I am your older sister today, after all. [07:38] Mizuto     I guess I signed up for this,      so I can't complain. [07:42] Mizuto     "If you're going to eat poison,     might as well lick the plate." [07:45] Yume     Did you just call me poison? [07:53] Yume     By the way, giving that     present today got me thinking. [07:57] Yume     This would be for both of our parents, but... [08:02] Yume     I was wondering if we could give them     some alone time somehow. [08:05] Yume     Alone time? [08:07] Mizuto     They're newlyweds, [08:08] ---     but they barely get to spend     any time as a couple, don't you think? [08:13] Mizuto     I bet they're just trying     to be considerate of us. [08:16] Yume     I'm impressed. [08:18] Yume     I didn't think you were capable     of such noble consideration. [08:22] Mizuto     Just how little do you think of me? [08:26] Yume     Well, we could pay for them     to eat out or go travel somewhere. [08:30] Yume     But that's way out of budget     with our allowance. [08:34] Mizuto     Then let's think of it a different way. [08:37] Mizuto     How about we go stay     overnight somewhere instead? [08:42] Yume     Huh? [08:44] Yume     Hold it! Why would we do that? [08:47] Mizuto     Why? We want to give      our parents time alone, right? [08:50] Mizuto     They deserve more than      just a few hours, don't you think? [08:55] Yume     You're right. [08:57] Yume     B-But a boy and a girl...     staying somewhere overnight... [09:03] Mizuto     Don't tell me you think     we'll be staying together. [09:06] Yume     Huh? We're not? [09:08] Mizuto     Please... [09:09] Mizuto     Internet cafes only allow couples     18 and up to stay the night. [09:13] Mizuto     And we'd need parental permission     to stay at a hotel or an inn. [09:17] Yume     R-Right... [09:20] Mizuto     Well, there is one place that'd let     two high schoolers stay the night. [09:25] Yume     There is? Where? [09:30] Mizuto     A love hotel. [09:32] Yume     A... A l-l-love... love... [09:35] Mizuto     Apparently we can stay as long     as they don't figure out our ages. [09:39] Mizuto     You in? [09:40] Yume     O-O-Of course I'm not! [09:43] Mizuto     I figured. [09:45] Mizuto     The rates were a little pricey     when I checked earlier anyway. [09:49] Yume     So you planned on us spending the     night together if they weren't?! [09:53] Mizuto     As a last resort. [09:56] Yume     A last resort? [09:59] Yume     Now I'm definitely not in! SIGN    Irido [10:10] Mizuto     About our conversation yesterday... [10:12] Mizuto     I was able to secure a place for us to stay. SIGN    I'd like to give my parents some alone time.      Could you help us out? SIGN    Read SIGN    Kawanami SIGN    Sure thing. You can stay at my place      if you want. SIGN    Kawanami SIGN    Kawanami SIGN    Kawanami SIGN    And Irido-san can stay at Minami's! SIGN    She lives right next door, so you'll     have less to worry about, right? SIGN    See you next Saturday, then! [10:25] Yume     Next door? SIGN    I'd like to give my parents some alone time.      Could you help us out? SIGN    Read SIGN    Kawanami SIGN    Sure thing. You can stay at my place      if you want. [10:27] Mizuto     Yeah, I was surprised too. [10:28] Mizuto     I had no idea those two     were next-door neighbors. SIGN    My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex [10:41] Akatsuki     It was your idea for both of you     to stay over, right, Irido-kun? [10:46] Akatsuki     I gotta thank you. [10:47] Akatsuki     Spending the night with Yume-chan,     just the two of us... [10:50] Akatsuki     It's like a dream come true! [10:52] Mizuto     Remember to behave yourself, Minami-san. [10:55] Akatsuki     Don't you worry! [10:57] Kogure     All right, let the man go already. [10:59] Kogure     Don't you see you're treading in     boys-only territory here? [11:03] Akatsuki     "Boys-only"? Get over yourself. [11:06] Kogure     Aren't you forgetting something? [11:07] Akatsuki     Like what? [11:08] Kogure     Your little princess over there      is getting lonely. [11:19] Akatsuki     I'm sorry! [11:20] Akatsuki     I promise never to leave your     side ever again, Yume-chan! [11:24] Yume     That's all right, Akatsuki-san. [11:26] Yume     Let's leave my little brother     over there and hurry inside. [11:36] Akatsuki     All right, Kawanami. [11:37] Akatsuki     This is a girls-only zone, so don't     even think about bothering us. [11:40] Kogure     You don't have to tell me.     There's no way I'd set foot in your place. [11:45] Yume     Say, Akatsuki-san... [11:47] Yume     What exactly is your relationship     with Kawanami-kun? [11:50] Akatsuki     Oh, nothing you need to worry about, really. [11:53] Akatsuki     We're next-door neighbors... [11:55] Kogure     ...who just happen to have hung out with     each other since elementary school. [12:00] Mizuto     So you're childhood friends. [12:02] Kogure     That title is reserved for people      who remain close, in the present tense. [12:08] Mizuto     You two seem pretty close to me. [12:11] Kogure     The word "astronomical" doesn't     even begin to describe [12:16] Kogure     the distance between me and her. [12:19] Mizuto     And yet... SIGN    Kawanami [12:21] Mizuto     as for the physical distance between you... SIGN    Minami [12:25] Mizuto     you're next-door neighbors. [12:28] Mizuto     That must be hell on earth. [12:30] Kogure     Damn straight. [12:32] Mizuto     Looks like you've got a lot going on. [12:34] Mizuto     Well, I'll be the last person     to pry into someone else's business. [12:37] Kogure     That's great, 'cause I'll be the first. [12:40] Kogure     So, how far have you gone with Irido-san? [12:42] Mizuto     Have some decency, would you? [12:45] Kogure     I'll be blunt. [12:47] Kogure     Have you ever seen her boobs? [12:49] Mizuto     Give me a break! [12:50] Mizuto     Even if I had, you think I'd tell you that? [12:55] Kogure     Interesting... [12:56] Kogure     Very interesting! [12:58] Kogure     So Yume's boobs are for your eyes only. [13:01] Kogure     Is what you're saying, right, Irido?! [13:07] Akatsuki     Stop, Yume-chan! Stop! [13:10] Akatsuki     Between your hands and that wall,     it's only a matter of time before one gives out! SIGN    August 15th (Sat) SIGN    Irido Yume          Pervert! SIGN    Irido Yume          Pervert!! SIGN    Irido Yume          Pervert!!! SIGN    Irido Yume          Pervert!!!! [13:20] Kogure     Did I not tell you the walls here      were paper thin?! [13:23] Mizuto     Let me be clear, Kawanami. [13:25] Mizuto     There's no way I'm taking this lying down. [13:28] Kogure     Hey! [13:30] Kogure     Hey! SIGN    When I Grow Up     by Kawanami Kogure          When I grow up, I want to be a police officer.     I'll become a strong policeman. That way...     I can marry Akatsuki-chan and always keep her safe. [13:31] Mizuto     "When I Grow Up," huh? What a lovely title. [13:35] Kogure     N-Not that! [13:36] Kogure     Anything but that, Irido! [13:40] Mizuto     "When I Grow Up," by Kawanami Kogure. [13:43] Mizuto     "When I grow up,     I want to be a police officer." [13:46] Mizuto     "I'll become a strong policeman. That way..." [13:49] Kogure     D-Don't say it! [13:52] Mizuto     "I can marry Akatsuki-chan     and always keep her safe." [13:58] Yume     Wait! Stop, Akatsuki-san! Stop! [14:01] Yume     Something cracked!     I swear I heard something crack! [14:04] Akatsuki     Kawanami! [14:04] Yume     Try to calm down! [14:05] Akatsuki     I told you to throw that out, didn't I?! [14:07] Yume     Knock it off already! [14:08] Akatsuki     Now Yume-chan of all people heard it! [14:10] Kogure     You think I wanted this?! [14:12] Akatsuki     It's your fault for making stupid     jokes in the first place, dummy! [14:16] Kogure     Shut it, dingus! [14:18] Kogure     Did no one ever tell you to treat others     the way you want to be treated? [14:24] Mizuto     And you're telling me you two aren't close? [14:33] Akatsuki     Dang it. [14:36] Akatsuki     I forgot Kawanami likes to come here too! [14:40] Akatsuki     There goes my one-on-one     dinner date with Yume-chan. [14:43] Kogure     You call eating at a dirt-cheap     family restaurant a dinner date? [14:47] Menu (Bottom to Top; Left to Right)     Cheesy Bubbly Rice Casserole 400 yen (After Tax) [14:47] Menu (Bottom to Top; Left to Right)     Gorilla-Style Rice Casserole 500 yen (After Tax) [14:47] Kogure     You're just gonna get a rice     casserole like always anyway. [14:48] Menu (Bottom to Top; Left to Right)     Seal-Style Rice Casserole 400 yen (After Tax) [14:48] Menu (Bottom to Top; Left to Right)     Seal-Style Rice Casserole with Focaccia 500 yen (After Tax) [14:50] Akatsuki     So what if I am?! It's cheap and delicious! [14:53] Akatsuki     Besides, you're just gonna get pizza,      even though it's bad for you! [14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     Extra Cheese 500 yen (After Tax) [14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     Extra Cheese 600 yen (After Tax) [14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     Pancetta Pizza 400 yen (After Tax) [14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     Veggie Mushroom Pizza 500 yen (After Tax) [14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     Extra Cheese 500 yen (After Tax) [14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     Extra Cheese 600 yen (After Tax) [14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     Margherita Pizza 400 yen (After Tax) [14:53] Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     Polar Bear Mozzarella Pizza 500 yen (After Tax) [14:55] Top of Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     Extra Cheese 500 yen (After Tax) [14:55] Top of Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     At No Extra Cost!! [14:55] Kogure     You bet I am! It's cheap and delicious! [14:56] Top of Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     Polar Bear Sausage Pizza 400 yen (After Tax) [14:58] Top of Second Menu (Top to Bottom; Left to Right)     +Free Soup [14:59] Kogure     Plus, you can share it with everyone! [15:02] Yume     I get a strong feeling they     come here together often... [15:05] Mizuto     Like true childhood friends. [15:08] Kogure & Akatsuki     Childhood friends?! [15:10] Kogure & Akatsuki     Like I'd be caught dead with this idiot! [15:11] Yume     You guys aren't... [15:13] Mizuto     ...doing this on purpose, right? [15:26] Drink Station 2 (Close Up)     Melon Flavor Contains no juice [15:26] Drink Station 2 (Close Up)     Orange Squash [15:26] Drink Station 2 (Close Up)     Orange [15:26] Drink Station 2 (Close Up)     10% Fruit Juice [15:29] Yume     Are you sure that's the right choice? [15:32] Yume     I suppose you wouldn't know how     to use a drink fountain, would you? [15:36] Yume     Given your lack of friends, what occasion     have you to visit a restaurant like this? [15:40] Mizuto     I could say the same to you. [15:42] Yume     Allow me to demonstrate. [15:46] Drink Station (Close Up)     Refreshing White Grape [15:46] Drink Station (Close Up)     20% Fruit Juice [15:46] Yume     You watching? [15:46] Drink Station (Close Up)     Orange [15:46] Drink Station (Close Up)     10% Fruit Juice [15:47] Yume     When using the drink fountain, [15:50] Drink Station (Close Up)     Melon Flavor Contains no juice [15:50] Yume     one is supposed to mix     the drinks together like so [15:56] Yume     and create one's own unique blend. [15:59] Mizuto     Are you... for real? [16:03] Yume     Now it's your turn to try.     Let your heart lead the way. [16:08] Mizuto     Bring it on! [16:12] Akatsuki     Sorry, Yume-chan! [16:14] Akatsuki     I wasn't serious when I said     to mix the drinks at the fountain. [16:17] Akatsuki     It was a joke! [16:18] Yume     Are you... serious right now? [16:22] Kogure     Looks like you got Mizuto fooled too! [16:26] Akatsuki     Wow, like peas in a pod! [16:28] Kogure     It's almost like you two are siblings! [16:31] Mizuto & Yume     Like you two bosom buddies can talk! [16:35] Akatsuki     That was great! [16:38] Akatsuki     Say, Irido-kun. [16:40] Akatsuki     You're good at Japanese, right? [16:42] Akatsuki     Mind tutoring me later? [16:45] Akatsuki     Midterms are coming up, you know? [16:47] Mizuto     Is the snuggling necessary? [16:49] Akatsuki     I gotta make Yume-chan so jealous that      she begs me to snuggle up to her instead. [16:54] Mizuto     That's just plain dirty. [16:56] Mizuto     If you need a tutor,      you should ask her instead. [17:00] Yume     Me? [17:01] Mizuto     Yeah. You're better suited     to teaching than I'll ever be. [17:07] Mizuto     So dedicated to your studies. [17:09] Yume     How smart of you to notice. [17:11] Mizuto     Of course! [17:12] Mizuto     You actually have to work hard to succeed, [17:15] Mizuto     whereas I attain good grades     with very little effort. [17:18] Mizuto     I'd hardly be an effective tutor. [17:20] Yume     What's your problem?! [17:22] Yume     Is it your life's work to piss me off?! [17:25] Akatsuki     Touché, Irido-kun. [17:27] Akatsuki     Didn't think you'd take advantage of     the situation to one-up me like that. SIGN    All Irido's been doing is studying for midterms.     I'm so bored! So much for "very little effort" SIGN    Read SIGN    Akatsuki SIGN    Huh? Aren't you studying too, Kawanami?      Me and Yume-chan are SIGN    Yume SIGN    Kawanami-kun, we don't go to just any old school.     Think back on how hard the entrance exam was [17:51] Kogure     Say, Irido... [17:53] Kogure     How hard do you think exams are... [17:55] Mizuto     Hard. [17:56] Mizuto     So hard that someone like me, who prides     himself on not trying, actually has to try. [18:02] Kogure     For real? [18:04] Mizuto     For real. [18:07] Kogure     So the freedom I was promised     after I got in was all a lie! [18:11] Mizuto     Well, I suppose you don't have to try     if you're okay with any old passing grade. [18:16] Kogure     Huh? [18:18] Kogure     So why are you studying so hard, Irido? [18:23] Mizuto     I can't go losing to my little sister, can I? [18:29] Kogure     You two are something else. [18:32] Kogure     I've never felt compelled to     face off with someone like that. [18:36] Mizuto     Really? [18:37] Mizuto     From what I saw today, you two     seemed pretty competitive to me. [18:42] Kogure     But we're too concerned about appearances     to butt heads as openly as you do. [18:48] Kogure     I'm exhausted just thinking     about keeping that up. [18:51] Mizuto     The way I see it, at least you     two have some sense of decorum. [18:55] Kogure     The grass is always greener     on the other side, I guess. [18:59] Mizuto     Look at you, spouting proverbs.     And you were worried about studying. [19:04] Kogure     When life gives you lemons,     make lemonade, right? [19:08] Kogure     All right. Guess I'll try cracking a book too. [19:11] Kogure     Now that I think about it, [19:13] Kogure     it might be nice to do better than Minami. [19:15] Mizuto     That's the spirit. You got this. [19:17] Kogure     That was your invitation     to tutor me, Mr. Smartypants! SIGN    In case of emergency, break this wall and     escape through the neighboring apartment SIGN    In case of emergency, break this wall and     escape through the neighboring apartment [19:48] Mizuto     Are you really that embarrassed     I caught you standing there gaping? [19:52] Yume     Do you really have to state the obvious?! [19:54] Mizuto     I never knew you were into     wearing such cutesy pajamas. [20:00] Mizuto     It must be tough holding back with me around. [20:03] Yume     I'm only wearing this because     Akatsuki-san forced me to! [20:06] Mizuto     It's okay, it's okay. I think it's cute. [20:10] Mizuto     In a dorky way. [20:11] Yume     I heard that! [20:24] Yume     The moon is beautiful, isn't it? [20:27] Mizuto     You remember? That time on the school trip? [20:31] Yume     Like I could forget. [20:33] Yume     Not after somebody dared     to use such a pretentious come-on. [20:37] Mizuto     It's bad form to harp on a     man's youthful indiscretions. [20:42] Yume     What would you do if I told you     that's when I started liking you? [20:46] Mizuto     There'd be no point. [20:48] Mizuto     What would it change? [20:51] Yume     You're right. [20:53] Yume     I wouldn't call what I felt     back then "liking you" anyway. [20:56] Mizuto     But you did feel something? [20:59] Yume     Forget I said anything. [21:04] Mizuto     Why bring that up all of a sudden anyway? [21:08] Yume     No reason. [21:10] Yume     It's just... Akatsuki-san and Kawanami-kun      today had me thinking. [21:14] Yume     I wonder if there's meaning in all     that time they've spent together. [21:18] Mizuto     All that time, huh? [21:22] Mizuto     I'm sure those two would have     things to say about that. [21:25] Mizuto     It's not like you and I have to go out of     our way to spend time together anyway. [21:32] Mizuto     As long as our parents stay together, that is. [21:37] Yume     You think they'll ever split up? [21:41] Mizuto     Not really. [21:43] Mizuto     I think we're stuck as stepsiblings     until the end of time. [21:50] Yume     Kinda sucks, doesn't it? [21:53] Mizuto     You're telling me. [21:57] Mizuto     Did you have fun today? [22:00] Yume     Yeah, thanks. [22:03] Mizuto     You're welcome. E6 - The Former Couple Goes Head-to-Head 'Do You Think I'm Stupid? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Akatsuki     Yume-chan! [00:03] Akatsuki     Let's go home! [00:05] Yume     Sorry. [00:06] Yume     I was hoping to stop by the study hall today. [00:09] Akatsuki     Aw, really? [00:12] Maki     No sulking, Aki. [00:14] Maki     You'll make her feel bad. [00:16] Nasuka     And midterms start tomorrow, after all. [00:19] Nasuka     Maybe we should be the ones feeling bad. [00:22] Yume     I-I wouldn't say that... [00:25] Maki     You took the top score     on the entrance exam, right? [00:27] Maki     I guess the defending champion      has to pull out all the stops. [00:31] Maki     Don't you, Irido-san? [00:33] Yume     Y-Yes... SIGN    My Stepmom's     Daughter Is     My Ex SIGN    The Former Couple Goes Head-to-Head SIGN    "Do You Think I'm Stupid?!" SIGN    May SIGN    Midterms [02:09] Yume     Top score on the entrance exam. [02:11] Yume     A gifted student at the top of my year. SIGN    Midterms [02:13] Yume     This is where I belong. [02:18] Yume     It was my second year of middle school.     We'd just taken our first midterms. [02:22] Yume     For the first time ever, [02:24] Yume     I was bested on a math test,     despite it being one of my strengths... [02:28] Yume     by a boy in my class named Irido Mizuto. [02:33] Yume     I was devastated. [02:35] Yume     So when it came time for finals, [02:37] Yume     I sacrificed sleep to study     more than ever before. [02:42] Yume     All in an effort to beat Irido Mizuto. [02:46] Yume     Fortunately, I was able to reclaim     my spot at the top of the class. [02:51] Yume     However, when I looked at him, [02:52] Yume     he seemed indifferent to the     way the teacher sang my praises. [02:57] Yume     He merely sat there,     staring blankly out the window. [03:01] Yume     I felt hollow. [03:03] Yume     Like I'd conjured up a rivalry out of thin air. [03:08] Yume     And yet... [03:10] (Flashback) Mizuto     Do you like mystery novels? [03:12] (Flashback) Yume     I-I do... [03:15] (Flashback) Mizuto     Now I get it. No wonder you     get such good grades in math. [03:20] Yume     Our rivalry wasn't all in my head. [03:23] Yume     He'd just been pretending     to look the other way, [03:26] Yume     when, in reality,     he was watching me all along. [03:30] Yume     And with that, for the first     time in my life, I fell in love. [03:51] Yume     Are you sure you've done enough studying? [03:54] Mizuto     Yeah, I think I'm ready. [03:58] Yume     Are you? [04:00] Yume     You act as though you're     taking a far easier test than I am. [04:05] Yume     This is why I always beat you. SIGN    Our Last Crusade or the Rise of a New World                                    Kei Sazane                                    Ao Nekonabe [04:08] Mizuto     I wonder how good the seat     at the top of the class feels. [04:12] Yume     I'm afraid that seat is in     my name at the moment. [04:17] Mizuto     Then I'll just have to      reserve it for next time. [04:21] Yume     I see. [04:22] Yume     So you plan on getting     in my way again, do you? [04:26] Yume     I say go for it. [04:28] Yume     Your chances are slim at best. SIGN    Irido [04:40] Mizuto     You seem awfully tired. [04:43] Yume     That's none of your concern. [04:46] Mizuto     Is getting the top score     really so important to you? [04:49] Yume     Of course it is. [04:51] Yume     Getting the top score      on the entrance exam. [04:53] Yume     Staying at the top of my year. [04:55] Yume     These are the reasons my     life is the way it is now. [04:59] Yume     You wouldn't understand. [05:00] Yume     You're too busy pretending. [05:02] Yume     Living like you don't care about     anything or anyone around you. [05:06] Yume     A boy playing the lone wolf. [05:17] Plaque (Right to Left)     Work Diligently. Think Critically.     Strive for Excellence. Take Initiative. SIGN    Midterm Exams [05:18] Teacher     Begin. [05:29] Yume     Well then... SIGN    Midterms [05:31] Yume     That's the first day done and dusted. [05:34] Yume     According to my own grading,     at least I didn't do too badly. [05:37] Yume     Still... [05:39] Yume     Japanese is one of his better subjects. [05:42] Yume     If he were to get full marks, six points     would be a significant gap. [05:48] Yume     That's assuming he gets full marks, anyway. [05:51] Yume     And right now, I have no way of confirming. [06:17] Yume     Why did you leave the last section blank? [06:23] Yume     There's no way you didn't know      the answer to these questions, correct? [06:28] Mizuto     I didn't have time. [06:32] Yume     I saw you stop writing ten     minutes before time was up! [06:37] Yume     Do you think I'm stupid?! [06:39] Yume     You're holding back so I can     get the top spot, aren't you? [06:42] Yume     Did you think that'd make me happy?      Don't be ridiculous! [06:45] Yume     What was all that talk earlier? [06:47] Yume     Are you implying that I'd lose     to you if you didn't hold back?! [06:51] Yume     Do you think I'm stupid?! [06:52] Yuni     H-Hey... What's the matter, Yume? [06:54] Yume     Did you really think it'd be     heroic of you to let me win?! [06:57] Yume     You're just belittling my intellect! [07:00] Yume     Like I can't win on my own! [07:01] Yume     I don't want a victory that's handed to me! [07:04] Yuni     Stop! [07:05] Yuni     Calm down, Yume! What's going on? [07:08] Mizuto     What gives? [07:10] Yuni     Huh? [07:11] Mizuto     Getting the top spot is     important to you, isn't it? [07:14] Mizuto     You said so yourself. [07:16] Mizuto     So I left some of them blank. [07:17] Mizuto     What's wrong with that? [07:19] Yuni     Oh no. Not you too, Mizuto-kun... [07:22] Yuni     Mine-kun! [07:24] Mizuto     It doesn't matter to me     if I come out on top or not. [07:27] Mizuto     Like you said, I couldn't care less     about what anyone thinks of me. [07:31] Mizuto     So I let you have it! Is that so wrong?! [07:37] Yume     It's not wrong. [07:39] Yume     It's just not right. [07:42] Yume     This isn't... who you are. SIGN    Midterms [07:54] Yume     Forget it. [07:56] Yume     Our rivalry was all in my head after all. [07:59] Yume     It's pointless to dwell on. [08:00] Yume     Why complain when I have one less     person to contend with anyway? [08:04] Yume     If I'm to keep my new life as Irido Yume, [08:07] Yume     that top spot is my only concern. [08:11] Mizuto     You have no right to define who I am. [08:15] Mizuto     No one has the right to     define that for you either. [08:21] Mizuto     Say goodbye, dear little sister... [08:24] Mizuto     to your precious life as a model student. [08:30] Mizuto     I think you meant big sister,     my dear little brother. [08:34] Plaque (Right to Left)     Work Diligently. Think Critically.     Strive for Excellence. Take Initiative. SIGN    Midterm Exams SIGN    Midterms SIGN    Midterms SIGN    Midterm Results SIGN    Midterm Exams     Top 50 Students [09:03] Yume     It'll be fine. [09:05] Yume     I'm certain I scored above 90     in every subject. [09:08] Yume     There's no way I didn't get first place. [09:11] List (Pan Up; Bottom to Top)     Tanihara                                                                                                         Kuwabara                                                                                                    Yamashiro                                                                                                         Taniyama [09:16] List (Pan Up; Bottom to Top)     Asuhain                                                                                                         Tanihara [09:16] List (Pan Up; Bottom to Top)     Irido [09:18] List (Pan Up; Bottom to Top)     Irido [09:22] List (Still; Top to Bottom)     Irido Mizuto [09:22] List (Still; Top to Bottom)     Irido Yume SIGN    Fire Hydrant [09:26] Mizuto     Hey, Miss Second Place. [09:28] Mizuto     I trust you're doing well. [09:31] Yume     Those questions you skipped on the Japanese     test were weighted pretty heavily. [09:35] Yume     You would've had to study a     lot to overcome that handicap. [09:41] Yume     Going to such lengths... that isn't... [09:43] Mizuto     It isn't who I am, you mean? [09:47] Mizuto     Didn't I tell you? [09:48] Mizuto     I wanted a little taste of     what it's like to be on top. [09:52] Mizuto     But I envy you. [09:54] Mizuto     Getting second place seems like     way less of a burden to bear. [09:58] Mizuto     Well, if you ever want your throne back,     there's always finals, Miss Model Student. [10:04] Yume     "Miss Model Student"? [10:07] List     Irido Mizuto                                                                                Irido Yume                                                                                Asuhain Ran [10:11] List     Oh, that's right... [10:18] List     I'm not the top of the class anymore. [10:22] Akatsuki     Yume-chan! [10:25] Akatsuki     What an amazing one-two     finish from the sibling duo! [10:27] Maki     You were so close, Irido-san! [10:30] Nasuka     I guess everyone meets     their match at some point. [10:32] Akatsuki     I bet those two'll be neck     and neck for finals too. [10:33] Yume     This wasn't the reaction     I was expecting at all. [10:36] Nasuka     No doubt. They're basically     rivals at this point. [10:38] Yume     Not getting the top spot... [10:39] Maki     No way, I think... [10:40] Yume     Failing... [10:43] Yume     What was I was so scared of again? [10:44] Akatsuki     What's wrong, Yume-chan? [10:47] Yume     Now I see. [10:49] Yume     Nothing's changed at all. [10:51] Yume     The way they treat me, the way they     look at me... It's the same. [10:56] Yume     All this time, I thought being at the top     of our year was what defined who I am. [11:01] Yume     But it never did. [11:03] Akatsuki     What is it, Yume-chan? [11:05] Maki     It's okay, it's okay! [11:07] Maki     Second place is still super cool. [11:09] Nasuka     What Maki said! Cheer up, Irido-chan. [11:12] Yume     No, don't worry... [11:15] Yume     These are happy tears. [11:16] Yume     Thanks so much, you guys. [11:21] Yume     Who else could do it but you? [11:24] Yume     I'm awkward and ineloquent... [11:26] Yume     An introvert in disguise, desperate     to fool the world into thinking otherwise... [11:30] Yume     And you're the only weirdo out there     warped enough to understand me! [11:36] Yume     When you do things like this, how... [11:39] Yume     Just how on earth do you expect     me to live without you? SIGN    Library SIGN    Wednesday, June 1st [11:48] Yume     He's usually around here somewhere. [11:53] Yume     There he is! [11:57] Yume     Oh? [11:58] Yume     So you like that series too? SIGN    KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World! [12:08] Yume     Huh? SIGN    My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex SIGN    Wednesday, June 1st SIGN    Haganai: I Don't Have Many Friends SIGN    So, Higashira... [12:24] Isana     Y-Yes? [12:25] Mizuto     What might you define as a friend? SIGN    Haganai:     I Don't Have      Many Friends [12:29] Isana     Say no more. [12:30] Isana     For this is one of the few topics     I, Higashira Isana, am an expert in. [12:35] Mizuto     I've never seen someone so     eager to define a word before. [12:38] Mizuto     This is definitely a first. [12:42] Isana     I mean, just think about it. [12:44] Isana     It all depends on where you     set the friend bar. [12:47] Isana     Consider my classmate on day duty who made      sure I turned in my homework this morning. [12:52] Isana     I could call them a friend     if I set the bar there. [12:55] Mizuto     Stop being arbitrary with the friend bar. [12:58] Isana     Conversely, say someone I'm     close to is getting bullied. [13:01] Isana     I could say, "Oh, we're not that close,"     and take the heat off myself! [13:07] Isana     Revolutionary, isn't it?! [13:09] Mizuto     I don't think someone like you will     be making friends any time soon. [13:12] Isana     But I consider you a friend, Mizuto-kun. [13:16] Isana     If you ever get bullied,     I promise to get bullied alongside you. [13:21] Mizuto     You wouldn't help? You're so unreliable. [13:25] Isana     Aw, I wouldn't go that far. [13:27] Mizuto     That wasn't a compliment. [13:31] Mizuto     Guess it's time to head home. [13:34] Isana     Yup. [13:35] Isana     Now then, Mizuto-kun... [13:37] Isana     Could you put my socks on for me? [13:39] Mizuto     This again? [13:41] Isana     Don't be shy. [13:43] Mizuto     Higashira Isana is a friend of mine. [13:46] Mizuto     That said, [13:47] Mizuto     she's the first person I've ever clicked     with this much in my entire life. [13:52] Mizuto     I could also live the rest of my life and     never make a closer friend than her. [14:01] Akatsuki     Hiya! [14:03] Akatsuki     So you're headed out now too, Irido-kun? [14:05] Mizuto     Yeah, guess so. [14:07] Isana     I-It's a real-life extrovert, Mizuto-kun! [14:09] Yume     Did she just call him "Mizuto-kun"?! [14:12] Akatsuki     Who's that there beside you? [14:14] Mizuto     Higashira Isana. [14:16] Mizuto     We met recently and hit it off. [14:20] Akatsuki     I'm Minami Akatsuki! [14:21] Akatsuki     I'm in the same class as Mizuto-kun. [14:23] Akatsuki     Nice to meet you! [14:27] Mizuto     She's a little shy, so just try     to give her some space, okay? [14:31] Akatsuki     It's rare to see you being     so protective of someone. [14:35] Akatsuki     Have you already introduced      her to Yume-chan? [14:37] Mizuto     No, not yet. [14:39] Akatsuki     Wait, what? [14:45] Akatsuki     Wait up, Yume-chan! [14:48] Isana     Who's this "Yume" person? [14:52] Mizuto     My little sister. [14:53] Isana     Your sister? [14:55] Mizuto     Stepsister, actually. [14:56] Isana     Stepsister?! [14:58] Mizuto     Why'd you react more to the "step" part? [15:05] Yume     Why do I feel so uneasy? [15:08] Yume     Could I be jealous? [15:11] Yume     I'm not even his girlfriend anymore. [15:13] Yume     And besides... [15:17] Yume     Siblings don't get jealous! SIGN    Irido [15:27] Yume     Here. [15:28] Yume     You want soy sauce, don't you? [15:30] Mizuto     Y-Yeah... [15:37] Yume     That's my eraser. [15:40] Mizuto     My bad. [15:41] Yume     That's okay. It's my fault for dropping it. [15:46] Plaque (Right to Left)     School Motto [15:46] Plaque (Right to Left)     Work Diligently. Think Critically.     Strive for Excellence. Take Initiative. [15:49] Mizuto     Damn, I forgot it. [15:51] Yume     Here you go. [15:53] Mizuto     Huh? [15:54] Yume     You left your lunch at home,     so I brought it for you. [16:04] Mizuto     My stepsister's acting strange. [16:07] Isana     Strange? How do you mean? [16:10] Mizuto     She seems distant. [16:12] Mizuto     No... [16:13] Mizuto     More like, I don't get annoyed     when we talk anymore. [16:16] Isana     Isn't that a good thing? [16:18] Mizuto     It is, but it isn't. [16:21] Isana     Why don't you just go and ask her yourself? [16:26] Mizuto     It's a thought. [16:28] Isana     You're quite the imbecile, Mizuto-kun. [16:31] Isana     If you ask me, you should trust your gut. [16:34] Isana     I'm sure you'll do the right thing. [16:37] Mizuto     Trust my gut? [16:39] Isana     U-Uh, scratch that! [16:40] Isana     I'm probably the least qualified     person to be giving advice... [16:44] Mizuto     No, please continue. [16:46] Mizuto     I'll hear you out and decide      for myself whether I listen. [16:54] Isana     Each and every person has their     own set of criteria, right? [16:59] Mizuto     Criteria? [17:02] Isana     An ideal model for how they     want their life to be or to go. [17:08] Isana     When I feel that threatened,     I get all... up in arms, you know? [17:14] Isana     People say I'm bad at going      with the flow, and that's why. [17:19] Mizuto     That's it! The flow! [17:21] Mizuto     I've just been going with the flow around her. [17:25] Isana     Huh? [17:26] Mizuto     Thanks, Higashira. [17:27] Mizuto     Talking to you really helped. [17:30] Isana     S-Sure... [17:32] Mizuto     Also, it's important to know      how to go with the flow, [17:34] Mizuto     but you don't have to do that around me. [17:37] Mizuto     It'll be faster for me to just go with yours. [17:41] Isana     Th-Thanks for that. [17:48] Yume     This feels great. [17:50] Yume     Who would've thought just forgetting     about him would make life so much easier? [18:03] Yume     Huh? [18:05] Yume     Wha... [18:06] Yume     What?! [18:12] Yume     Wh-What do you want? [18:16] Yume     Huh? What's this? What gives? [18:24] Yume     Wh-Wh-What are you— [18:28] Mizuto     The average human heart     beats once per second. [18:32] Mizuto     Yours, on the other hand,     is clearly beating twice that fast. [18:37] Mizuto     Does the sight of your mere stepbrother [18:39] Mizuto     wearing a different outfit than usual [18:42] Mizuto     really warrant your heart racing so,     dear little sister? [18:46] Yume     N-No fair! [18:52] Yume     So, why are you here? [18:55] Mizuto     I dislike the way you've been acting. [18:57] Yume     Huh? [18:59] Mizuto     The unreasonably calm, sincere,     and understanding attitude. [19:03] Mizuto     Talking to you lately doesn't     irritate me in the slightest. [19:07] Mizuto     Nary a sarcastic or snide remark. [19:09] Mizuto     You act like picking fights is beneath you. [19:12] Mizuto     It's infuriating on all accounts. [19:15] Mizuto     If something's changed for you,      I want to hear about it. [19:19] Mizuto     We're siblings, aren't we? [19:26] Yume     Listen, Onii-chan... [19:30] Mizuto     What's up, Little Sis? [19:31] Yume     I think I'm jealous of that girl. [19:37] Mizuto     That girl? [19:39] Mizuto     You mean Higashira Isana? [19:43] Yume     Until the very end, I always     called you by your family name. [19:47] Yume     But she's already calling you "Mizuto." [19:50] Yume     The more I thought about it,     the less I liked it. [19:55] Yume     But we're siblings, so I don't     have a reason to be jealous. [20:00] Yume     So that's why... [20:03] Mizuto     I get it. [20:07] Yume     Hey, can I ask you something? [20:10] Mizuto     What is it? [20:11] Yume     What bothered you so much about      me not being snide or sarcastic? [20:21] Mizuto     I don't know. [20:22] Mizuto     I didn't like you acting like what we     went through never happened, I guess. [20:29] Yume     The relationship I so badly wanted to forget... [20:32] Yume     was the one relationship I would     truly regret forsaking. [20:37] Yume     You've always been able to articulate     what I could never put into words. [20:45] Yume     So, Onii-chan... do you think it's     okay to get jealous over a sibling? [20:51] Mizuto     No way. [20:52] Mizuto     Getting jealous of your big brother's     friend is just plain creepy. [20:56] Yume     Hey! [20:57] Mizuto     But don't worry. [20:59] Mizuto     I've known you were a     creep for over two years. [21:04] Yume     You're the creep, Onii-chan. [21:06] Mizuto     Hey, now you sound like a real little sister. [21:15] Yume     Thanks for always hanging     out with Mizuto here. [21:19] Yume     I'm his older stepsister, Irido Yume. [21:22] Yume     Nice to meet you. [21:23] Yume     "Mizuto," she says. [21:25] Yume     Skipping the honorific to one-up her? [21:27] Yume     Not to mention that smile... [21:29] Yume     You're gonna scare Higashira right     back into her shell, you know? [21:33] Isana     Yeah, r-right back at you. [21:39] Isana     Wait... [21:40] Isana     D-Did I do something weird? [21:43] Akatsuki     Hey... [21:45] Akatsuki     Just what kind of relationship     do you have with Irido-kun? [21:48] Isana     Huh? [21:49] Isana     W-We're just friends with similar interests. [21:52] Yume     Oh... I didn't realize. [21:55] Isana     U-Um, am I missing something here? [22:00] Yume     Well, you see... [22:03] Mizuto     My sister... [22:05] Mizuto     was under the impression     that you had feelings for me. [22:09] Isana     H-Huh?! [22:10] Yume     Hey! Why'd you have to tell her?! [22:13] Mizuto     I'm just telling the truth. [22:15] Akatsuki     He's ruthless. [22:17] Isana     Mizuto-kun. [22:19] Isana     This is the second time in my life     that I've wished I was born a boy. [22:25] Isana     The first time was when I got my period. [22:28] Isana     I yearn for a body that doesn't     bleed from the nether regions. [22:34] Mizuto     You're hearing this, right? [22:36] Mizuto     You really think a girl would talk     like that to the guy she liked? [22:48] Akatsuki     That said, they sure seem     to get along, don't they? [22:51] Akatsuki     And I was all set to help her out     if she was interested in him... [22:55] Akatsuki     You too, right? [22:56] Yume     Of course. Assuming     she was interested, that is. [23:01] Isana     Well, Mizuto-kun, I'm going this way. [23:04] Mizuto     Okay. See you tomorrow, then. [23:07] Isana     Right! [23:09] Isana     A-A-And a-also... [23:13] Isana     F-Farewell to you too! [23:18] Mizuto     You did great. [23:27] Akatsuki     So, Yume-chan... [23:29] Akatsuki     About what you just said... [23:31] Akatsuki     You're still game to help     Higashira-san out, right? [23:35] Yume     Huh? E7 - Higashira Isana Doesn't Know What Love Is Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Yume     When I made my confession... [00:03] Yume     We'd been spending every day of summer     break together at the school library. [00:07] Yume     On the last day before second term,     I professed my feelings in a love letter. [00:11] Yume     It's customary to leave such letters     in the recipient's shoe cubby. [00:17] Yume     Naturally, that was my intention. [00:20] Yume     However, when the time finally came,     I lost my nerve. [00:24] Yume     And before I could recover, he walked in. [00:27] Yume     All I could do was watch as he changed shoes. [00:31] Yume     My mind raced as we made     our way to the library together. [00:35] Yume     "What do I do?     Should I try again tomorrow?" [00:38] Yume     "No, I can't. This is the     last day of summer break." SIGN    Thursday, August 27th [00:41] Yume     "If I don't tell him now,     I'll never get the chance again." [00:44] Yume     If only I'd found my resolve sooner... [00:50] Yume     The reason I'd defaulted     to such an old-fashioned tradition [00:54] Yume     was simply because I hadn't the     courage to confess to him directly. [00:58] Yume     As I waited for him to read my letter, [01:01] Yume     I was overcome with regret and     thoughts of self-loathing. [01:04] Yume     "This sucks. I wanna run away.     I wanna go home." [01:07] Yume     And after what felt like an eternity,     he finally looked up and said... [01:13] (Flashback) Mizuto     I don't think I truly deserve your affection, [01:16] (Flashback) Mizuto     but I'm excited to be your boyfriend. [01:19] Yume     And so, in the summer of my     second year at middle school, [01:21] Yume     I got what you might call a boyfriend. [01:26] Yume     Looking back, I can only describe it     as youthful indiscretion. SIGN    My Stepmom's     Daughter Is     My Ex SIGN    Higashira Isana Doesn't Know What Love Is SIGN    We know your secret. If you don*'t want people to find out,      come to the place shown below after school*. Alone. [03:08] Isana     "We know your secret." [03:11] Isana     "If you don't want people to find out, [03:12] Isana     come to the place shown     below after school. Alone." [03:18] Waitress     Welcome! [03:19] Waitress     Table for one, is it? [03:21] Isana     U-Um... [03:22] Akatsuki     Table for three! SIGN    We know your secret. If you don*'t want people to find out,      come to the place shown below after school*. Alone. SIGN    Here [03:28] Yume     Sorry, Higashira-san. [03:30] Yume     Akatsuki-san only meant the note as a prank. [03:32] Yume     There's nothing to be scared of. [03:34] Isana     I-It was just a prank? [03:37] Isana     You're not blackmailing me? [03:38] Yume     Of course not! [03:40] Yume     Why don't I pay for your drinks?     What do you say? [03:42] Akatsuki     But we weren't lying about     knowing your little secret. [03:48] Akatsuki     Know what I mean? [03:50] Isana     W-Well, if I had to guess... [03:52] Isana     Could it be you found the VTuber channel     I did a test stream of a while back? SIGN    CHAT SIGN    Izanami Homura SIGN    Test SIGN    Views SIGN    Like Dislike Share Clip Save [03:57] Yume     That's not even in the ballpark! [03:58] Akatsuki     That's way more out there     than what we've got! [04:01] Isana     Th-That wasn't it?! [04:03] Isana     Shoot! Does that mean I spilled      the beans on myself? [04:07] Akatsuki     Well, putting aside your embarrassing past... [04:10] Akatsuki     Higashira-san,      you like Mizuto-kun, don't you? [04:14] Isana     Huh? [04:15] Isana     Well, of course I do. [04:20] Akatsuki     Oh... Uh... [04:22] Yume     Higashira-san. [04:24] Yume     Akatsuki-san doesn't mean you like him     as a friend. She means romantically. [04:28] Isana     R-Romantically? You mean     like in those romcoms? [04:32] Yume     That's it. [04:34] Akatsuki     Think "love." [04:36] Isana     You think I love Mizuto-kun? [04:40] Isana     I'm sorry, but you've got the wrong idea. [04:45] Akatsuki     Yume-chan, if you'd be so kind... SIGN    Edit [04:51] Akatsuki     Wait for it... [04:53] Akatsuki     We've got video too! SIGN    Done [04:57] Akatsuki     Just imagine it. [04:59] Akatsuki     Let's say Irido-kun were to... [05:01] Akatsuki     Psst, psst... [05:02] Akatsuki     Psst, psst, psst, psst, psst... [05:04] Akatsuki     Psst, psst, psst, psst... [05:06] Akatsuki     Psst, psst... Psst, psst, psst... [05:10] Akatsuki     Gotcha! [05:13] Isana     Th-That's what I look like right now? SIGN    But I look like a harlot, of all things! [05:18] Akatsuki     Well? Do you admit it now? [05:24] Isana     ...for him? [05:26] Isana     Do you really think I have feelings for him? [05:32] Yume & Akatsuki     Huh? [05:34] Isana     I h-honestly couldn't tell you myself. [05:36] Isana     I've never experienced anything      of the sort before in my life. [05:40] Akatsuki     What?! Are you for real? [05:42] Yume     Your first crush? At this age? [05:47] Akatsuki     Wow. That's, like, so... [05:48] Yume     Interesting. Nostalgic, even. [05:51] Akatsuki     Well, now that that's settled,     we can finally get down to business. [05:55] Isana     What business? [05:56] Akatsuki     Higashira-san... [05:58] Akatsuki     We're gonna help you land     a date with Mizuto-kun! [06:01] Akatsuki     Both me and Yume-chan! [06:03] Yume & Isana     What?! [06:05] Yume     U-Um, Akatsuki-san?     I never said anything about helping... [06:09] Akatsuki     Whaddya say, Higashira-san? [06:11] Akatsuki     I doubt you'd be able to find a better     duo for the job than Yume-chan and me. [06:17] Isana     No, that's okay... [06:19] Akatsuki     Huh? Why not? [06:21] Isana     I wasn't lying when I said     I like him as a friend. [06:25] Isana     I'm quite happy just being able     to talk like we have been. [06:30] Isana     A-And besides... [06:31] Isana     If I were to pursue anything more,     I'd just end up looking pathetic. [06:36] Yume     Zero confidence in herself. [06:38] Yume     Convinced that nothing     she does is good enough. [06:41] Yume     Avoiding everything because of it. [06:43] Yume     Determined to maintain the status quo,     even when she's unhappy with it... [06:48] Yume     She's basically who I was     back in middle school. [06:52] Yume     Don't throw in the towel before you try! [06:54] Yume     Save that for when you've     exhausted all possibilities! [06:58] Yume     You want to be his girlfriend, don't you? [07:00] Yume     You want to be more than friends, don't you? [07:03] Yume     Well, it could happen if you ask him out! [07:05] Yume     You could walk to and from school     holding hands every day. [07:08] Yume     You could go on dates together. [07:10] Yume     You could exchange gifts on Christmas, too! [07:13] Yume     If you catch a cold,     he could wait on you hand and foot. [07:17] Yume     Well?! All of that could be your life! [07:20] Yume     Knowing that,     are you still content just being friends? [07:25] Isana     I w-wanna be his girlfriend. [07:28] Isana     I w-wanna flirt with him. [07:30] Isana     I want him to tell me he likes me. [07:31] Isana     I w-wanna be more than just friends with him. [07:38] Akatsuki     All right. [07:39] Akatsuki     Then it's settled! [07:41] Akatsuki     Our mission starts bright and early tomorrow! [07:43] Akatsuki; Yume & Isana     Yeah! [07:46] Yume     Wait... Am I really okay with this? [07:55] Isana     So, what would you have me do, exactly? [07:58] Akatsuki     First, we need to assess the situation. [08:00] Akatsuki     We'll observe how you two normally interact [08:03] Akatsuki     and target his weak point from there. [08:05] Isana     His weak point? Are you sure     Mizuto-kun has one of those? [08:08] Yume     Why are you asking me? [08:10] Akatsuki     Sure he does! [08:12] Akatsuki     No matter how uninterested      Irido-kun pretends to be, [08:14] Akatsuki     with a boy and a girl, [08:16] Akatsuki     there's always a way! [08:18] Isana     Are you sure about that? [08:19] Yume     Are you quite certain? [08:21] Akatsuki     Well, we're assessing the situation     to find out, aren't we? [08:24] Akatsuki     Come on, you two! Let's ready up! SIGN    Library SIGN    Haganai:     I Don't Have      Many Friends SIGN    TIME-LAPSE SLO-MO VIDEO PHOTO SQUARE PAN [08:38] Akatsuki     I can't believe Irido-kun hasn't taken     one look when her boobs are right there. SIGN    Haganai: I Don't Have      Many Friends [08:43] Yume     You're right. [08:45] Yume     I'm starting to feel sorry     for her at this point. SIGN    Haganai: I Don't Have      Many Friends SIGN    Haganai:     I Don't Have      Many Friends [08:53] Yume     What? What's wrong? [08:54] Akatsuki     That! Right there! SIGN    TIME-LAPSE SLO-MO VIDEO PHOTO SQUARE PAN [08:57] Yume     O-Oh no... [08:59] Mizuto     Hey, Higashira. [09:00] Isana     Yes? [09:01] Akatsuki     Th-This is bad! [09:03] Mizuto     I can see your underwear. [09:06] Isana     Th-Thanks for telling me. [09:09] Isana     U-Um... I'm gonna go to the restroom! [09:13] Isana     Erm... [09:14] Isana     Do you think he sees me as     girlfriend material at all? [09:18] Yume & Akatsuki     Not one bit. [09:20] Isana     I thought not. [09:23] Akatsuki     Looks like we're gonna have to get physical     to make him appreciate your womanly charm. [09:28] Isana     What do you mean by "physical"? [09:30] Akatsuki     Don't act all innocent with me, young lady. [09:33] Akatsuki     I'm talking about those mighty     melons you're packing! [09:36] Akatsuki     Whoa, they're sho amazhing! [09:38] Isana     C-Could you stop that, please? [09:42] Yume     You really think that's going to work? [09:44] Akatsuki     As I was saying,     quantity over quality, right? [09:47] Akatsuki     The more he touches them,     the more he'll think about them. [09:52] Akatsuki     There's not a guy in the world who'd     forget touching a boob, right? [09:55] Akatsuki     So let's get to it, shall we? SIGN    Library [10:02] Mizuto     You okay? Got an upset tummy or something? [10:05] Isana     N-No, no need to worry. [10:07] Yume     Can you believe this guy? [10:09] Akatsuki     Now, now. [10:10] Akatsuki     Okay! Go for it, Higashira-san! [10:13] Isana     M-Mizuto-kun, could you take      a look at this part? [10:16] Mizuto     Hmm? What part? [10:18] Isana     Th-This part. Right here. [10:20] Yume     She really did it! SIGN    TIME-LAPSE SLO-MO VIDEO PHOTO SQUARE PAN [10:23] Akatsuki     Well? How about that?! [10:24] Mizuto     Higashira. [10:26] Isana     Y-Yes? [10:28] Mizuto     Your breasts are touching me. [10:31] Yume & Akatsuki     This guy... [10:33] Isana     That would be the point. [10:35] Mizuto     Huh? [10:37] Yume & Akatsuki     Huh? SIGN    Haganai: I Don't Have Many Friends     Yomi Hirasaka [10:39] Isana     Since you seem to favor the less endowed, [10:41] ---     I thought I'd take it upon     myself to convert you. [10:44] Isana     Come now. [10:46] Isana     Feast your senses on the     voluptuous female figure. SIGN    TIME-LAPSE SLO-MO VIDEO PHOTO SQUARE PAN [10:49] Mizuto     H-Hey, quit it already! [10:51] Yume     But that face... [10:54] Akatsuki     Show him that instead. [10:56] Akatsuki     You chickened out, huh?     Right back to the friend zone. [10:58] Isana     I may have feelings for Mizuto-kun,     but he is still my friend. [11:02] Isana     Is it wrong of me to have     a crush on a friend? [11:05] Isana     Does liking someone really mean I     have to give up their friendship? [11:09] Yume     Akatsuki-san and I consider     the people we like to be special. [11:15] Yume     We don't think of them as friends,     but as something far more precious. [11:21] Yume     But that isn't the case for Higashira-san. [11:23] Yume     To her, liking someone is just     an extension of friendship. [11:28] Yume     She doesn't believe having feelings [11:30] Yume     for someone is a reason     to sacrifice friendship with them. [11:34] Yume     That's who she is. [11:37] Yume     I'm sorry, Higashira-san. [11:40] Yume     We won't ask you to change      how you act anymore. [11:42] Yume     I think you're better off staying     true to yourself anyway. [11:46] Yume     Right, Akatsuki-san? [11:47] Akatsuki     I think you're right. [11:49] Isana     Th-That's a relief. [11:50] Akatsuki     But the fact remains... [11:52] Akatsuki     Your lack of confidence still     isn't doing you a ton of favors. [11:56] Isana     My lack of confidence? [11:58] Akatsuki     If you believed in yourself a little more, [12:02] Akatsuki     Irido-kun would start looking      at you differently for sure. [12:05] Akatsuki     And on that note... [12:07] Akatsuki     It's time for Higashira-san's     special makeover! [12:11] Yume & Isana     Makeover...? SIGN    My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex SIGN    Haganai: I Don't Have      Many Friends [12:16] Isana     M-Mizuto-kun? SIGN    TIME-LAPSE SLO-MO VIDEO PHOTO SQUARE PAN [12:26] Akatsuki     All right, now we've got this in the bag. [12:30] Yume     I hope so. [12:31] Mizuto     Higashira, your... [12:33] Isana     Y-Yes? [12:34] Mizuto     What's up with your lips? [12:36] Mizuto     Did you eat fried chicken or something? [12:40] Mizuto     You'll gain weight if you eat     too much fatty food, you know? [12:43] Mizuto     You should be more careful. SIGN    TIME-LAPSE SLO-MO VIDEO PHOTO SQUARE PAN [12:46] Akatsuki     I wouldn't say this to     Higashira-san's face... [12:49] Akatsuki     But I have no idea what     on earth she sees in him. [12:52] Yume     S-Same here. [12:58] Akatsuki     Go, go! [13:13] Yume     H-Has he... [13:15] Akatsuki     Finally taken notice of her?! [13:22] Isana     Why do you keep moving away, Mizuto-kun? [13:26] Mizuto     I like my personal space. [13:29] Mizuto     If you invade any further,     all that awaits you is hell. [13:36] Isana     Well, well. [13:37] Isana     Why don't you show me     this "hell" you speak of? SIGN    Haganai: I Don't Have Many Friends     Yomi Hirasaka Buriki [13:44] Isana     Wh-What are you doing?! [13:46] Mizuto     I'm showing you hell. [13:49] Mizuto     Aren't you happy? Now you can     practice fixing your hair. [13:52] Akatsuki     He's totally... [13:54] Yume     He's hiding his embarrassment. [13:56] Isana     Th-This is bullying! [13:59] Isana     Bullying, I tell you! [14:01] Mizuto     You might be right. [14:02] Isana     In that case... [14:03] Isana     You should get bullied too. [14:07] Mizuto     If you insist. [14:22] Isana     There's no way! [14:23] Isana     I can't confess. It's too soon! [14:26] Yume     Maybe we should give her a     little more time, Akatsuki-san. [14:31] Yume     I'm sure she needs to prepare mentally. [14:33] Isana     Sh-She's right! I'm not prepared at all! [14:36] Akatsuki     Then prepare yourself right now. [14:38] Isana     What? [14:39] Akatsuki     Listen up. [14:40] Akatsuki     If you can't psych yourself     up right now, you never will. [14:44] Akatsuki     Quit expecting your future self     to do all the heavy lifting. [14:47] Akatsuki     Never put off till tomorrow     what can be done today! [14:50] Akatsuki     The longer you put it off,     the harder it'll be. [14:54] Akatsuki     If you let him view you as a     friend for months or years, [14:57] Akatsuki     he'll be way more put off when     you do make the confession! [15:00] Akatsuki     That's why your chances of success     are higher the sooner you strike. [15:07] Isana     B-But... [15:08] Isana     I'm awkward. And annoying. [15:13] Isana     The only good thing about me is my chest. [15:15] Akatsuki     At least your confidence      in your breasts is rock-steady. [15:19] Akatsuki     What do you think, Yume-chan? [15:22] Yume     He seems to enjoy spending     time with you, Higashira-san. [15:26] Yume     So if you said you wanted to spend more     time together, I doubt he'd refuse. [15:32] Isana     You think so? [15:35] Isana     Do you really think I can be his girlfriend? [15:39] Yume     I do. [15:41] Yume     I guarantee it. SIGN    Irido [15:47] Akatsuki     So he asked if they could meet     up behind the school at five. [15:53] Akatsuki     He's probably realized     she's gonna confess to him, huh? [15:57] Yume     Probably. [15:58] Akatsuki     Man, now even I'm getting nervous. [16:03] Yume     I get that. [16:04] Akatsuki     Well, Yume-chan, [16:05] Akatsuki     are you excited that your stepbrother's     about to get a girlfriend? [16:09] Yume     You think he'll say yes? [16:12] Akatsuki     Don't you? I mean, that's the typical thing. [16:15] Akatsuki     But I guess Irido-kun     isn't your typical guy, huh? [16:19] Yume     He's not? [16:20] Akatsuki     Yeah. If I had one worry,     I guess it'd be that. [16:24] Akatsuki     Like whether he sees any value     in getting a girlfriend or not. [16:28] Akatsuki     I guess he probably doesn't. [16:31] Akatsuki     He seems like he'd be just fine without one. [16:33] Akatsuki     Like he's the type who doesn't      see any value in having a partner. [16:37] Akatsuki     So if a guy like him were to get a girlfriend... [16:56] Akatsuki     Yup, lookin' good. [16:58] Isana     D-Do I really look okay? [17:02] Akatsuki     You're fine, you're fine. [17:03] Akatsuki     Cute as a button! SIGN    Friday, June 24th [17:06] Yume     It's almost time. [17:09] Isana     I'm starting to get nervous. [17:11] Akatsuki     Okay then, we'll stay hidden over here     and support you from the shadows. [17:15] Akatsuki     Good luck! [17:17] Yume     You'll be fine. You can do this. [17:25] Isana     Right, I'll do my best. [17:41] Mizuto     I'm here, Higashira. [17:44] Isana     U-Um... Th-Thank you     for coming t-to meet me. [17:49] Mizuto     Sure. [17:51] Isana     S-So... you know... [17:54] Isana     Th-There's something I wanted     to tell you, Mizuto-kun. [17:58] Isana     To express my gratitude... [18:00] Isana     No, scratch that. What I mean is... [18:02] Isana     Um... Um... [18:04] Mizuto     Higashira. [18:04] Isana     Y-Yes?! [18:06] Mizuto     Just tell me what you have to say at your     own pace. In whatever order you'd like. [18:10] Mizuto     I can put the pieces together from there. [18:16] Isana     Do you remember when we first met at the     library and you came up to talk to me? [18:23] Isana     That made me so happy. [18:25] Isana     And not just because I'd met someone     who shared similar interests. [18:29] Isana     But because when we spoke, you actually     seemed to enjoy talking to me. [18:34] Isana     People have always told me that     I'm weird, annoying, and a freak. [18:40] Isana     So truly, deeply... [18:42] Isana     I was so happy to have someone actually     listen to me when I ramble. [18:46] Isana     Not only that, but for the first time ever,     someone actually responded to me. [18:53] Isana     It's been so much fun. [18:56] Isana     So I wanna spend more time with you. [18:58] Isana     I wanna spend all my time with you. [19:03] Isana     So... please let me be your girlfriend. [19:10] Isana     I like you. [19:18] Mizuto     You always told me you saw me as a friend. [19:20] Isana     Th-That hasn't changed! [19:23] Isana     I like you as a friend too. [19:25] Mizuto     I enjoy spending time     with you too, Higashira. [19:29] Mizuto     You're the first person I've ever met     that I've clicked with so effortlessly. [19:34] Mizuto     So if we were to date, there's no     doubt in my mind that we'd be happy. [19:40] Mizuto     Sure, we'd still fight. [19:42] Mizuto     Knowing us, we'd likely forget all about it     while discussing some new book. [19:48] Mizuto     But I'm sorry. [19:52] Mizuto     I'm sorry, but I can't go out with you. [19:56] Isana     Wh-Why? [19:59] Mizuto     I'm selfish. [20:01] Mizuto     I can't be attentive to more     than one person at a time. [20:05] Mizuto     And the one slot that I have... [20:07] Mizuto     It's already occupied by someone else,     even though she doesn't deserve it. [20:12] Mizuto     And I know in my heart [20:15] Mizuto     that despite having no obligation to her,      I still can't bear to see her cry. [20:21] Mizuto     So I'll apologize again and again. [20:23] Mizuto     I'm sorry. [20:24] Mizuto     I'm doing you a disservice by using someone     else to turn you down, and I apologize. [20:29] Mizuto     But it's not your fault at all. [20:31] Mizuto     There's no one else to blame either. [20:33] Mizuto     This is on me. [20:35] Mizuto     These are just feelings I know I     have that I simply cannot deny. [20:40] Mizuto     So I'm sorry, Higashira, but I... [20:44] Mizuto     I can't be your boyfriend. [20:51] Akatsuki     So if a guy like him were to get a girlfriend... [20:55] Akatsuki     since he wouldn't be doing it     for pride or status, [20:59] Akatsuki     it'd have to be someone he just wants     to have by his side that badly. [21:05] Yume     Even though it's obvious you'd     be better off with her than me... [21:12] Yume     Even though I'm nothing but     a stepsister to you now... [21:18] Yume     Why are you letting someone who isn't     even your girlfriend anymore [21:23] Yume     be the one by your side? [23:03] Akatsuki     Well, explain yourself! [23:05] Isana     Explain what? [23:07] Yume     This, of course. SIGN    Edit SIGN    Haganai: I Don't Have      Many Friends [23:09] Isana     It's a picture of me and Mizuto-kun     talking in the library. [23:14] Isana     Is there something wrong with that? [23:16] Akatsuki     He just rejected you, didn't he? [23:18] Yume     How can you talk to him      like nothing's changed? [23:21] Isana     Um... I may have gotten my heart broken, [23:24] Isana     but it's not like we stopped being friends. [23:27] Yume & Akatsuki     Huh? [23:28] Isana     If anything, now that he's rejected me, [23:30] Isana     it makes being friends more easygoing     and straightforward, don't you think? [23:35] Yume & Akatsuki     Have you lost your mind?! E8 - The Former Couple's On Edge 'I've Already Been Rejected, So It's Fine. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Library [00:09] Isana     I'd like to peruse your book collection. [00:12] Mizuto     My book collection? [00:14] Isana     Hush now. [00:15] Isana     There's no need to question it. [00:18] Isana     It's simply an innate desire. [00:20] Isana     I wish to see your collection      and nothing more. [00:24] Isana     If you must twist my arm, [00:25] Isana     I wish to discern which pages of which     light novels have creases in them, [00:30] Isana     and so discover which heroines were     instrumental in your sexual awakening. [00:35] Mizuto     Huh? [00:36] Isana     You know those racy light novels     everyone hides from their parents. [00:40] Isana     You must have at least one hidden away     at the back of your bookcase, right? [00:44] Isana     Ow! [00:46] Isana     Could you be a little gentler      when you touch me? [00:49] Isana     It'll feel better for both of us that way. [00:52] Mizuto     You're being way more of a     pain in the neck than usual. [00:56] Isana     Oh, so you've decided to feel me up     with your eyes instead, have you? [01:00] Isana     I suppose I'll allow it. [01:02] Isana     You may imagine me naked too,      if you so desire. [01:04] Mizuto     I'm about ready to end this "friend" thing. [01:07] Isana     I was only kidding! [01:08] Isana     I'll stop making dirty jokes, okay?! [01:10] Isana     I'm sorry! [01:11] Isana     I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! [01:15] Mizuto     I feel like my innocence will be     in jeopardy if I let you come over. [01:19] Mizuto     Fear not. [01:20] Mizuto     I'll release all my sexual tension beforehand. [01:28] Isana     Well, all joking aside... [01:29] Isana     You seem like the type to hold     on to older light novels, [01:33] Isana     so I was hoping I could come borrow some. [01:35] Mizuto     That's fine by me. [01:37] Mizuto     But it means coming over     to a guy's house alone, no? [01:41] Mizuto     Won't that put you on edge? [01:43] Isana     Hmm? [01:44] Isana     You turned me down the other day,     proving your lack of interest. [01:47] Isana     What's there to be on edge about? [01:50] Mizuto     With that pure, innocent gaze... [01:54] Mizuto     How could I possibly refute her? SIGN    My Stepmom's     Daughter Is     My Ex SIGN    The Former Couple's On Edge SIGN    "I've Already Been Rejected, So It's Fine" [03:41] Yume     Higashira-san. [03:43] Yume     Sorry to keep you waiting. [03:45] Akatsuki     Been here long? [03:46] Isana     N-No, I just got here myself. [03:49] Akatsuki     Well, let's see you. [03:50] Akatsuki     Oh, I'm so glad! She really does dress lame! [03:53] Yume     We were right to invite her out ahead of time. [03:56] Isana     What? [03:57] Isana     You two are dissing me right now, aren't you? [04:00] Isana     That was a diss, right? [04:01] Akatsuki     All righty! [04:03] Akatsuki     Without further ado,      I present today's agenda. [04:06] Akatsuki     I call it...     "Operation Make Over Higashira Isana"! [04:11] Akatsuki     You're going over to Irido-kun's      tomorrow, aren't you? [04:14] Isana     Y-Yes... [04:16] Isana     So to keep you from embarrassing yourself     by wearing something lame like this... [04:20] Yume     We thought we might lend some assistance. [04:23] Yume     Let's go look for cute     clothes together, shall we? [04:26] Akatsuki     You want Irido-kun to think     you're cute, don't you? [04:29] Isana     W-Well, you're not wrong... [04:32] Isana     But I didn't bring that much money with me. [04:35] Yume     Not to worry. [04:37] Yume     Akatsuki-san and I will pay     for everything today. [04:40] Isana     Wha?! N-No way! [04:42] Isana     I couldn't possibly ask you to do that. [04:44] Akatsuki     Don't worry about it! [04:46] Akatsuki     Just keep in mind... [04:47] Yume     We do have one condition. [04:50] Isana     A-And what's that? [04:53] Yume & Akatsuki     That you try on whatever we suggest. [04:55] Yume & Akatsuki     No ifs, ands, or buts! [04:58] Isana     H-H-Huh?! [05:00] Isana     Y-You want me to wear this? [05:02] Akatsuki     Yup! That's what I picked. [05:04] Akatsuki     Now quit whining and try it! [05:05] Isana     B-But... U-Uh... [05:08] Isana     This kind of thing just     doesn't look good on me. [05:10] Yume & Akatsuki     No ifs, ands, or buts! [05:16] Yume     Akatsuki-san, [05:17] Yume     you just wanted to use her as     a dress-up doll, didn't you? [05:22] Akatsuki     You caught me. [05:23] Isana     U-Um, I finished putting it on... [05:26] Akatsuki     Let's see it! [05:33] Isana     I look like the token hot girl      in a horror movie. [05:37] Yume & Akatsuki     Too lewd! [05:38] Akatsuki     What's your cup size, anyway?! [05:41] Isana     I-I'm a G-cup... [05:43] Yume & Akatsuki     A G-cup?! [05:45] Akatsuki     Gee... [05:48] Akatsuki     Whiz! SIGN    Fitting Rooms [05:52] Isana     Stop touching them out of nowhere! [05:56] Yume     I didn't realize breasts     could jiggle so much. [05:59] Akatsuki     Same. [06:01] Akatsuki     All right! Plenty more to go, Higashira-san! [06:08] Isana     This looks like that dress that     went viral for a while. [06:12] Yume & Akatsuki     Too lewd! [06:18] Isana     This is more conservative than the rest, [06:20] Isana     but it feels a little tight... [06:22] Yume & Akatsuki     Too lewd! [06:24] Yume     This is quite the dilemma. [06:26] Akatsuki     Anything she wears ends up     looking majorly risqué. [06:30] Isana     Can't I just wear what I normally do? [06:33] Isana     A reserved person like me has no business      sticking out like a sore thumb. [06:43] Yume     Now that outfit's... [06:45] Akatsuki     Definitely out. [06:47] Akatsuki     Whatever we try, [06:48] Akatsuki     nothing's gonna work unless     we downplay these G-cups. [06:53] Akatsuki     Something loose and flowy should do. [06:55] Isana     Loose and flowy? [06:56] Akatsuki     Something like what Yume-chan's wearing. [06:58] Akatsuki     It softens your silhouette. [07:01] Akatsuki     Try pairing a loose-fitting top     with a light and flowy skirt. [07:05] Akatsuki     Something like that might just     be enough to hide your sexy bod. [07:08] Yume     Hmm, that's true. [07:10] Akatsuki     But then I guess you'd be copying      Yume-chan's style, huh? [07:13] Isana     And it's bad to copy someone else? [07:16] Akatsuki     Of course it is! [07:18] Akatsuki     We girls have to coordinate our outfits     in order to maintain harmony, after all. [07:22] Isana     Wow. [07:24] Akatsuki     So if Yume-chan switches up her style,     it'd be a totally different story! [07:29] Yume     Huh? M-Me? [07:32] Isana     Whoa! I would be honored to behold     Yume-chan's Newtype awakening. [07:36] Akatsuki     Right?! [07:37] Akatsuki     'Kay, I'll go pick something! [07:39] Yume     Did she plan on making me the     dress-up doll from the very beginning? [07:48] Yume     I've avoided tight clothing for so long... [07:54] Yume     Looking back, I can only describe     it as youthful indiscretion. [07:58] Yume     But from my second to third     year of middle school, [08:02] Yume     I had what you might call a boyfriend. [08:05] Yume     Given how categorically     unsophisticated I was back then, [08:09] Yume     not to mention my peerless inelegance, [08:12] Yume     there was one matter I needed     to address with all haste. [08:16] Yume     That's right. My sense of fashion. [08:19] Yume     After foolishly promising     to meet up on the weekend, [08:22] Yume     I was left anxiously scratching my head. SIGN    Search best date outfit ideas [08:25] Yume     In preparation, I did extensive     research on the subject. SIGN    A dark jacket over a breezy lace skirt is a mature look.     Add in a pale green purse for a perfect weekend date look!          Related link!     Coordinate with the perfect shoulder bag!          5. Pair a white dress with denim pants for a breezy date outfit! [08:28] Yume     I groaned over every option     until the very last minute. [08:32] Yume     When the day finally came, [08:34] Yume     I managed to find an outfit I was     satisfied with and set out to meet him. [08:38] Yume     But when I arrived at our     arranged meeting spot, that boy... [08:42] Yume     He had no reaction. No comment. [08:45] Yume     He was utterly unfazed. [08:47] Yume     He offered no commentary on my     attire as the date went on, either. [08:51] Yume     Thus I concluded... [08:53] Yume     I must have looked so lame that he     was avoiding the subject for my sake. [08:56] Yume     Yet just when it seemed we     were about to go our separate ways, [09:01] Yume     he said something out of the blue... [09:03] (Flashback) Mizuto     Your outfit today... It's cute. [09:07] Yume     He must have been too embarrassed     to compliment me sooner. [09:11] Yume     Yet then he went on to say... [09:14] (Flashback) Mizuto     But, um, I'd appreciate it if you     didn't wear miniskirts outside. [09:20] (Flashback) Mizuto     I wouldn't mind any other time, though... [09:25] Yume     He wouldn't mind any other time? [09:27] Yume     So it'd be okay if we were indoors? [09:30] Yume     Why can't I wear them outside? [09:32] Yume     Is it because we're in public? [09:34] Yume     Because other people are around? [09:36] Yume     I was happy that someone     so seemingly unattached [09:40] Yume     had finally shown a glimpse     of possessiveness toward me. [09:45] Yume     Overcome with joy, I was nothing     but smiles the whole way home. [09:49] Yume     And from that point on, [09:52] Yume     my sense of style was wholly dictated by     my thirst for Irido Mizuto's approval. [09:56] Yume     What on earth was I thinking back then?! [09:59] Akatsuki     Yume-chan? Are you done changing? [10:08] Yume     How do I look? [10:10] Isana     You look so chic! [10:12] Yume     I think I'm kinda into it. [10:15] Akatsuki     Your stunning legs are     finally in the spotlight! [10:17] Akatsuki     There aren't many girls who can pull     off white skinny jeans, you know? [10:22] Yume     I guess it's about time I stopped relying on     my middle school fashion sense anyway. [10:30] Yume     I'll go ask a sales rep to remove the tags. [10:34] Akatsuki     My dreams are finally coming to fruition. [10:36] Akatsuki     All right! You're up, Higashira-san! [10:38] Isana     Huh? U-Uh... Right. [10:44] Isana     Isn't this a little too cutesy for me? [10:48] Akatsuki     That's the whole reason     you're wearing it, isn't it? [10:55] Isana     Just gimme one second! SIGN    Fitting Rooms [11:02] Isana     Um... Can we go with this? [11:07] Akatsuki     As you wish, m'lady! [11:10] Yume     You seemed on the fence earlier. [11:12] Yume     What helped you make up your mind? [11:14] Isana     Ta-da! SIGN    Mizuto-kun SIGN    Looks good to me SIGN    Read [11:17] Akatsuki     Oh! A rave review! [11:19] Akatsuki     Looks like Operation Make Over     Higashira Isana was a success! SIGN    Read SIGN    What do you think? [11:22] Akatsuki     Right, Yume-chan? [11:24] Yume     Oh... Yes. [11:26] Yume     Are you looking forward to     tomorrow, Higashira-san? [11:28] Isana     Yes, very much so. SIGN    My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex SIGN    M e i b u n s h a [11:40] Mizuto     Looking back, I can only describe     it as youthful indiscretion. [11:44] Mizuto     But from my second to third     year of middle school, [11:47] Mizuto     I had what you might call a girlfriend. [11:51] Mizuto     The underlying thread that bound us     two unlikely lovers together was, SIGN    Mystery Novels [11:57] Mizuto     simply put, books. [12:00] (Flashback) Yume     This is the book I've been looking for! [12:02] (Flashback) Yume     But i-it's so expensive. [12:05] (Flashback) Mizuto     I have that entire series at home, by the way. [12:08] (Flashback) Yume     Huh? Really? [12:09] (Flashback) Mizuto     Yup. [12:10] (Flashback) Mizuto     I can lend it to you, if you'd like. [12:12] (Flashback) Mizuto     Wanna stop by after this? [12:13] (Flashback) Yume     What?! A-A-At your place? [12:18] (Flashback) Yume     I... um... Er, I mean... [12:23] (Flashback) Mizuto     Oh, uh... uh... [12:27] (Flashback) Mizuto     I-I'll bring it to school tomorrow. [12:30] (Flashback) Yume     Okay. Thank you. [12:32] Mizuto     We chickened out. Why, you ask? [12:36] Mizuto     Because we were dating. [12:38] Mizuto     And being alone in a room together has     different implications when you're a couple. SIGN    That Was All I Ever Wanted SIGN    August 15th (Sat) SIGN    Higashira Isana          I'm here! SIGN    Irido [12:53] Mizuto     It's up on the second floor. [12:55] Isana     Th-Thanks for having me... [12:57] Mizuto     She's just a friend, all right? [13:04] Isana     Wow... [13:06] Isana     So this is your collection, huh? [13:08] Isana     Do you mind if I have a rummage? [13:11] Mizuto     Just put things back where you find them. [13:14] Mizuto     Now, why are you here? [13:16] Yume     I'm supervising. [13:18] Yume     Can't have you laying a finger     on poor Higashira-san, can I? [13:22] Mizuto     You think I'd do such a thing     when my entire family's home? [13:26] Isana     Whoa! [13:27] Isana     L-Look at this! SIGN    The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya      Nagaru Tanigawa [13:29] Isana     It's that old light novel     I've been meaning to read! [13:32] Isana     Mizuto-kun, do you mind if I read this? SIGN    The Melancholy     of Haruhi Suzumiya      Nagaru Tanigawa [13:35] Mizuto     Sure, go ahead. [13:37] Isana     Then I'll read on your bed, okay? [13:40] Isana     One, two... [13:42] Yume     W-Wait! [13:44] Yume     What do you think you're     doing, Higashira-san?! [13:47] Yume     That's his bed, you know? SIGN    The Melancholy     of Haruhi Suzumiya [13:49] Isana     I know that. [13:51] Isana     That's why I asked his permission. [13:54] Yume     Aren't you... even a little on edge? SIGN    The Melancholy     of Haruhi Suzumiya [13:57] Isana     On edge? [13:59] Isana     I've already been rejected, so it's fine. SIGN    Anthuriums: The Flower of Innocence      [14:02] Anthuriums     Right, Mizuto-kun? SIGN    That Was All I Ever Wanted [14:05] Mizuto     Sure. [14:07] Yume     I can't wrap my head around this at all. [14:09] Mizuto     Don't bother trying. [14:11] Mizuto     I'm committed to treating her the     same way I would any guy friend. [14:15] Mizuto     Just try to relax and     read a book or something. [14:17] Yume     Maybe I will. SIGN    That Was All I Ever Wanted SIGN    The Melancholy     of Haruhi Suzumiya [14:38] Isana     Volume 1 complete! [14:40] Mizuto     You're already finished reading? [14:43] Isana     My shoulders are all stiff. [14:45] Isana     Could you rub them for me, Mizuto-kun? [14:47] Mizuto     Why should I? [14:48] Isana     People with big boobs often     suffer from stiff shoulders. [14:51] Isana     Did you not know that? SIGN    That Was All I Ever Wanted [14:52] Mizuto     That's not what I asked. [14:54] Isana     They're so tensed up. I can barely move them. [14:57] Isana     I guess I have no choice but to make     your bed my final resting place. [15:02] Isana     Rolly-rolly, rolly-rolly,     rolly-rolly, rolly-rolly... [15:05] Mizuto     Okay, I give. SIGN    Seikaisha SIGN    MSRP: 1350 yen Total (Before Tax) [15:07] Mizuto     I'll rub your shoulders, so quit rubbing     your scent all over my bed, would you? [15:14] Isana     Please... be gentle with me. [15:20] Isana     That's it... [15:22] Isana     Keep going just like that... [15:23] Mizuto     Okay, what are you playing at? [15:25] Isana     I'm acting out that light novel trope [15:27] Isana     where the characters seem     to be doing something raunchy, [15:30] Isana     but they're not actually. [15:32] Mizuto     That doesn't happen in real life. [15:34] Isana     Ow, ow, ow, ow! [15:36] Isana     H-Hey! Too much! That's too hard, Mizuto-kun! [15:40] Isana     Ow, ow, ow! Yeowch! [15:41] Yume     Just how close are you two? [15:43] Yume     You're toying with me, aren't you? [15:45] Yume     You've been dating all along, haven't you?! [15:47] Isana     What? But we've always been this way. [15:51] Mizuto     Yeah, haven't we always been like this? [15:53] Yume     Oh, I've got it! [15:55] Yume     Neither of you have ever had friends, [15:58] Yume     so you have no concept     of personal boundaries! [16:01] Yume     Mystery solved. [16:02] Isana     That's rude. [16:04] Isana     We've had at least one     or two friends, you know? [16:06] Mizuto     She's right. At least one or two. [16:12] Isana     Well, everyone has different     personal boundaries, right? [16:15] Mizuto     Exactly. Friendship looks     different for everyone. [16:19] Yume     I-In any case... [16:21] Yume     Just stop getting touchy-feely on the bed. [16:23] Isana     Goodness me. [16:24] Isana     It must be hard dealing with such a     possessive little sister, Mizuto-kun. [16:28] Mizuto     Yeah, it's a real pain. [16:30] Yume     I'm not possessive,     and I'm not his little sister! [16:32] Isana     Well, anyways... [16:34] Isana     Could you put my socks on for me, Mizuto-kun? [16:37] Mizuto     Yeah, yeah. [16:38] Yume     Hold it! [16:39] Yume     Why can't you put your socks on yourself? [16:42] Isana     Well, about that... [16:44] Isana     Bending over is such a struggle     when you have big boobs, you know? [16:47] Yume     Why does it always come back to your breasts? [16:50] Isana     Well, to tell the truth, [16:51] Isana     I've just become accustomed to having     him take care of me, you know? [16:56] Mizuto     All right, I put them on for you. [16:58] Isana     Thank you very much. [17:00] Isana     Oh, where's your bathroom? SIGN    The Melancholy of     Haruhi Suzumiya      Nagaru Tanigawa [17:02] Yume     I-I'll show you! [17:07] Yume     So do you still have feelings for     him after all, Higashira-san? [17:11] Isana     Of course I do. [17:14] Isana     The possibility of dating him wasn't     why I liked him in the first place. [17:21] Isana     I don't think I'll ever stop     liking him, for that matter. [17:25] Isana     As a friend or as a boy. [17:27] Yume     Isn't that... hard for you? [17:30] Isana     I wonder... [17:32] Isana     I think I'd find it hard to adjust     if he got a girlfriend. [17:35] Isana     But when I think about it, I'm sure I'd     be more jealous if he made a new friend. [17:41] Yume     Huh? [17:42] Isana     I'm the one Mizuto-kun     enjoys talking to the most. [17:47] Isana     It's like some territorial instinct     starts to well up inside me. [17:51] Isana     Wouldn't you feel the same, Yume-san? [17:53] Isana     How would you feel if some long-lost sister     walked into his life out of the blue? [18:00] Yume     Well... [18:02] Isana     I'm afraid. [18:04] Isana     Mizuto-kun is the only friend I have. [18:07] Isana     If he suddenly got more friends who     filled the same role, I'd just... [18:13] Yume     It's not that she wants him all to herself. [18:17] Yume     She just can't bear the thought of     losing her unique place in his heart. [18:23] Yume     Higashira-san. [18:24] Yume     Aren't I your friend too? [18:29] Isana     Y-You are? [18:31] Yume     Of course. [18:32] Isana     B-But still... [18:36] Isana     You wouldn't fill the same role as Mizuto-kun. [18:39] Yume     Yeah, I know. [18:42] Yume     Probably as much as you do, if not more. [18:46] Isana     So... where's the bathroom? [18:52] Yume     Have you been doing this stuff all along? [18:55] Yume     Rubbing her shoulders and     putting her socks on for her? SIGN    That Was All I Ever Wanted [18:58] Mizuto     Well, only because it's her. [19:13] Yume     Hey. SIGN    That Was All I Ever Wanted [19:16] Yume     Put them back on. [19:19] Mizuto     You're really making this a competition? [19:21] Yume     Shut it! [19:22] Yume     It just seemed fun      to treat you like a servant. [19:26] Yume     Put. Them. Back. On. SIGN    That Was All I Ever Wanted [19:51] Yume     Y-You heard nothing. SIGN    August 15th (Sat) SIGN    Higashira Isana          I require assistance~~~ [20:08] Isana     Man, thanks for saving me back there. [20:11] Isana     They kept bombarding me with questions. [20:13] Isana     I have no idea how to act in     front of adults I've never met. [20:17] Isana     Oh, that reminds me. [20:18] Isana     Your parents were under the impression     that I was your ex-girlfriend. [20:22] Isana     Any idea why? [20:23] Mizuto     Huh? [20:24] Mizuto     How'd that come up? [20:25] Isana     Well, they asked me if we were dating, [20:28] Isana     so I told them you'd turned me down a     while back and that we're just friends now. [20:31] Isana     So suddenly, I was your ex. [20:35] Mizuto     Listen, they're gonna misunderstand     if you word it like that. [20:39] Isana     Well, I couldn't just say it, you know? [20:43] Isana     I couldn't handle explaining [20:45] Isana     that you'd said no when I confessed,     and that we'd never really dated. [20:51] Isana     Mizuto-kun... I still haven't fully     recovered from that, you know? [20:57] Mizuto     I see. [20:59] Isana     So don't forget to console     me whenever you can, okay? [21:06] Mizuto     You're right. [21:09] Isana     Staying home and reading books all day     is a nice way to spend the weekend, huh? [21:14] Mizuto     Yeah. [21:17] Mizuto     I'm sure the time I spent silently     reading books with Ayai Yume SIGN    Mystery Novels [21:23] Mizuto     was just as much fun as today was. [21:28] Isana     You know, Mizuto... [21:31] Isana     You're a good friend. [21:34] Mizuto     So if we'd never dated... [21:39] Isana     Well then, I shall take my leave. [21:44] Mizuto     If we'd never gotten together... [21:48] Mizuto     If we had just stayed     moderately close friends... [21:52] Mizuto     I wonder if we'd still be spending     time together like we did back then. [21:57] Mizuto     But hypothesizing about it's pointless. [22:00] Mizuto     Neither she nor I... [22:02] Mizuto     Neither of us could ever     be like Higashira Isana. E9 - Youthful Indiscretion Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    My Stepmom's     Daughter Is     My Ex SIGN    Youthful Indiscretion SIGN    Irido [02:06] Yume     I-I'm a little nervous. [02:09] Mizuto     I'll have the house to myself tomorrow. [02:12] Yume     This is my first time in a guy's room. [02:17] Mizuto     This is my first time having     a girl in my room too. [02:22] Yume     Don't ever bring another girl     over, okay? I'll be mad. [02:28] Mizuto     Well, have a seat. [02:36] Yume     But the only place to sit is... [02:38] Yume     there? [02:39] Yume     I'm really gonna sit there*? [02:42] Mizuto     Is something wrong? [02:44] Mizuto     Sit down and make yourself at home. [02:56] Mizuto     Sorry. [02:57] Yume     N-No worries. [02:59] Yume     Er, um... You sure have a lot of books, huh? [03:03] Mizuto     You have lots in your room too, right? [03:06] Yume     Um, I g-guess you're right... [03:09] Yume     You might be right, but if you*     keep looking at me like that... [03:12] Yume     I'll turn bright red. [03:34] Mizuto     Ayai? SIGN    I Want to Eat Your Pancreas [03:37] Mizuto     That book you wanted to read...     Care to read it together? SIGN    I Want to Eat Your Pancreas [04:15] Mizuto     Ayai. [04:28] Mizuto     I should probably take you home now. [04:31] Yume     Huh? [04:32] Mizuto     Of course, I'd rather you stay. [04:34] Mizuto     But I'm sure your parents will start     worrying if it gets any later. [04:45] Yume     We've been dating for six months now. [04:47] Yume     We've held hands before.     We've even kissed before. [04:51] Yume     I thought we'd be ready     to take the next step by now. [04:55] Yume     Did Irido-kun invite me     over just to hang out? [05:00] Yume     Was I the only one breathlessly     worked up about it? [05:06] Mizuto     I had fun today. [05:07] Yume     Oh? Y-Yeah... [05:10] Mizuto     See you tomorrow at school, then. [05:24] Mizuto     I was all psyched up and ready     when I invited her over, but... [05:30] Mizuto     I'm such a coward. [05:39] Mizuto     We're third-years starting today, huh? [05:41] Yume     Do you think we'll be in the same class? [05:45] Mizuto     I'm not sure. [05:46] Mizuto     We were in the same class     last year, so who knows? [05:50] Yume     That's not the response I was looking for. [05:53] Mizuto     Huh? [05:58] Mizuto     I hope we're in the same class this year too. SIGN    Class Roster SIGN    Class 3-1 SIGN    Boys SIGN    Girls SIGN    Adachi Naoto                                   Arai Daisuke                                   Irido Mizuto                                   Utagawa Shinji SIGN    Akikawa Yoshie                                   Arisaka Kyouko                                   Itou Ichie                                   Enatsu Fuyumi [06:18] Mizuto     Looks like I'm in Class 1. [06:20] Mizuto     Where are you? SIGN    Class 3-3 SIGN    Boys SIGN    Girls SIGN    Arimura Dai                              Akagi Hajime                                   Ueda Daisuke                                    Endou Otoya SIGN    Aita Nagako                              Asakura Mika                                    Ayai Yume                                    Iida Yuuko [06:29] Yume     I'm in Class 3... SIGN    Monday, April 5th [06:37] Yume     Class is no fun without you, Irido-kun. [06:41] Yume     Plus, there's no way I can make any friends. [06:43] Yume     I'm alone all over again. [06:48] Mizuto     But we can still meet up     here after school every day. [06:52] Yume     I know that, but... [06:54] Yume     I don't like not being able to spend     as much time together anymore. [06:58] Yume     I wanted to do school stuff with you. [07:01] Yume     I wanted to enjoy my last year     of middle school with you. [07:06] Mizuto     We can still do couple     stuff together, you know? [07:09] Mizuto     We'll have plenty of opportunities     to make memories. [07:12] Yume     Like when? [07:15] Mizuto     Like Christmas and Valentine's, for instance. [07:20] Yume     Promise? [07:25] Mizuto     Promise. SIGN    Friday, April 9th [07:33] Yume     Sorry I kept you waiting! [07:36] Mizuto     No worries. I lost track of     time reading anyway. [07:39] Mizuto     But it's rare for you to be late. [07:42] Mizuto     Something happen? [07:43] Yume     Well, actually... [07:45] Yume     I made a friend in my class! [07:47] Mizuto     You did? [07:49] Yume     Yup, I did! [07:50] Yume     There was this girl reading a book at lunch, [07:53] Yume     so I plucked up the courage to     talk to her and we really clicked. [07:56] Mizuto     You approached her? [07:58] Yume     Yup! [07:59] Yume     Going out with you seems to have helped     me overcome my social anxiety a little. SIGN    Bond and Book:      The Long Long Goodbye of     "The Last Bookstore" [08:04] Mizuto     That so? Well, I'm glad you made a new friend. [08:08] Yume     Oh, that's right. [08:10] Yume     Let's see... It should be     around here somewhere. [08:14] Mizuto     You looking for something? [08:15] Mizuto     Yeah. [08:17] Mizuto     The book my friend recommended to me! [08:20] Yume     Oh, there it is! [08:26] Mizuto     That book my friend recommended     was so interesting! [08:30] Mizuto     I've never read that genre before. SIGN    Bond and Book:     The Seven Dantes Who Condemn     the Seven "Divine Comedies" SIGN    Broadcast     Minato Kanae [08:33] Yume     Then my friend came over, right? [08:35] Yume     And she asked if I wanted      to go to this café... SIGN    Irido [08:40] Mizuto     Want to go out somewhere this weekend? [08:42] Yume     Um... I'm sorry, but I already     made plans with a friend. [08:48] Mizuto     I see. [09:08] Yume     There you are! [09:09] Yume     Irido-kun! [09:11] Yume     I went to the library, but you weren't there. [09:14] Yume     I'm sorry. One of my friends started     talking to me, and I couldn't get away. [09:18] Mizuto     I get it. It's fine. [09:26] Yume     So, I was telling one of my friends     about you earlier today... [09:31] Mizuto     Will you drop it already? [09:33] Yume     Huh? [09:37] Mizuto     I have no interest in     hearing about your friends. [09:44] Yume     Right. Of course. SIGN    Irido [10:03] Mizuto     What's wrong with me? [10:06] Mizuto     I'll apologize to her tomorrow for sure. [10:12] Girl Friend A     Hey, hey! Yume-chan! [10:14] Girl Friend B     Wanna grab a cup of tea     on the way home? [10:16] Yume     Sorry! [10:18] Yume     Can I take a rain check? [10:22] Yume     Huh? [10:23] Girl     Have any recommendations? [10:25] Mizuto     For a book report? Let's see... [10:28] Mizuto     How about Mori Ogai? [10:29] Girl     Aren't his books kinda challenging? SIGN    I Am Blue, in Pain,     and Fragile [10:32] Mizuto     I guess so. He does use some     outdated language. [10:35] Girl     I was kinda hoping for something     easier to read, you know? [10:39] Mizuto     Then how about Miyazawa Kenji? [10:40] Yume     Who's that? [10:41] Mizuto     There should be a chapter     on his work in the textbook. [10:42] Yume     That's where I sit... [10:43] Girl     Oh, yeah! [10:44] Girl     It'd be easier to pick      a story I've already read. [10:46] Girl     I'll go have a look for it! [10:47] Girl     Well, thanks a ton! [10:49] Mizuto     Sure. [11:07] Mizuto     Ayai... [11:13] Mizuto     I'm sorry for being so mean to you yesterday. [11:20] Mizuto     I can explain. [11:24] Mizuto     It just felt like you were getting     further and further away from me. [11:29] Mizuto     Once you made friends, you started     spending so much time with other people. [11:33] Mizuto     I was happy for you at first.     But then gradually... [11:38] Mizuto     I started wishing I could     keep you all to myself. [11:43] Mizuto     I'm really sorry. [11:45] Mizuto     I hope you can forgive me. [11:47] Yume     So you don't like it when I     spend time with other people, [11:51] Yume     but it's okay for you     to be with other girls? [11:54] Mizuto     Huh? [11:55] Yume     You were talking to another     girl just now, weren't you? [11:58] Yume     You even let her sit in my seat! [12:02] Mizuto     She needed help choosing a book,     so I was just lending an ear. [12:06] Yume     She's the girl you were secretly talking     to the day I got here late, isn't she? [12:11] Mizuto     This is the first time we've ever spoken. [12:13] Yume     You're cheating, aren't you?! [12:15] Mizuto     Huh? [12:21] Mizuto     Do I really deserve to be berated     with such baseless accusations? [12:27] Yume     Why here? [12:29] Yume     How could you do something so heartless? [12:32] Yume     This is where we first met, isn't it? [12:36] Yume     How could you do it where we've     made so many memories together?! [12:39] Mizuto     I'm telling you I didn't cheat! [12:44] Mizuto     Sorry. [12:46] Mizuto     But I'm telling you the truth. SIGN    My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex [13:03] Yume     I now know that it was     just a misunderstanding. [13:06] Yume     Even at the time, I probably     knew that deep down. [13:10] Yume     Even so, the impression     it left on me lingers. [13:15] Yume     The wound it carved into my heart remains. [13:19] Yume     "In a place full of shared memories, the     person I trusted most betrayed that trust." [13:25] Yume     The mere thought of it tainted those     memories as well as my feelings for him. [13:38] Mizuto     It had nothing to do with Ayai. [13:41] Mizuto     I was just acting out of a childish     sense of pride and jealousy. [13:45] Mizuto     But still, I just couldn't stand it. [13:49] Yume     So, I was telling one of my friends     about you earlier today... [13:53] Mizuto     I was convinced she was taking pity on me. [13:56] Mizuto     And she was the last person I ever     wanted to have treating me that way. [14:00] Mizuto     But looking back on it now, [14:03] Mizuto     I'm sure she was just trying to     be considerate in her own way. [14:07] Mizuto     If the reason we grew     apart was her making friends, [14:09] Mizuto     all I had to do was join her friend group     and it would've been fine. [14:15] Mizuto     I know that. I understood that. [14:19] Mizuto     I should have just bottled up my     feelings and gone along with it. [14:23] Mizuto     I should've chosen my words more carefully. [14:28] Mizuto     Deep down... I knew that all along. SIGN    Tengaki     Books SIGN    Tengaki Books SIGN    The Case Files of the Rookie Police Detective 2 SIGN    A Murder Case -Another Me- SIGN    The Case Files of the Rookie Police Detective 1 SIGN    The Killer at Mimuro Manor SIGN    The Staircase      Labyrinth SIGN    New Releases SIGN    Shioriko-san and the Strange Guests     -The Biblia Used Bookstore Casebook- SIGN    New Releases [14:52] Yume     Wh-Why are you here? [14:54] Mizuto     They rarely stock the latest     mystery novels at the school library. SIGN    New Releases SIGN    Shioriko-san and the Strange Guests     -The Biblia Used Bookstore Casebook- SIGN    The Staircase      Labyrinth SIGN    The Killer at Mimuro Manor SIGN    The Case Files of the Rookie Police Detective 2 SIGN    The Case Files of the Rookie Police Detective 1 SIGN    A Murder Case -Another Me- [14:59] Yume     Huh? [15:01] Yume     Didn't you want to read it? [15:03] Mizuto     You came to get this one too, didn't you? [15:07] Yume     I did, but... Thank you. SIGN    Tengaki Books [15:11] Mizuto     Do you have time to talk? [15:15] Mizuto     Listen, I've been thinking. [15:18] Mizuto     It's not healthy to keep up      so much friction between us. [15:23] Mizuto     Don't you think we should try to make up? [15:25] Mizuto     It's just been awkward      seeing each other at school. [15:29] Mizuto     I apologize for what happened     in the library, okay? [15:34] Yume     Okay. [15:39] Mizuto     If I hadn't broken the silence, [15:41] Mizuto     how was Ayai planning     on keeping up our relationship? [15:47] Yume     Why won't Irido-kun walk alongside me? [15:53] Mizuto     I even apologized after such     a ludicrous accusation. [15:57] Mizuto     So why hasn't she uttered     one word of remorse to me? [16:02] Mizuto     And when the reconciliation     is so superficial... [16:07] Yume     Have we... even really made up? [16:16] Poster (Left to Right)     Kyoto Gyoen Festival      August 23rd – 29th      August 14th – 16th      August 17th      August 18th          For more information, visit the      Kyoto City Festival Association          -Kyoto City Festival Association SIGN    Let's go to the festival togeth SIGN    Space SIGN    Return SIGN    Let's go to the festival SIGN    Let's go to the festi SIGN    Let's go to the f SIGN    Let's go to th SIGN    Let's go SIGN    Let's SIGN    Le [16:52] Yume     In the end, I couldn't bring     myself to invite him. [16:55] Yume     But since we'd reconciled, I thought     he might just be there anyway. [17:01] Yume     That he would come find me,     like he'd done the year before. [17:06] Yume     I hung tight to that naïve delusion. [17:10] Yume     I'd known this would happen. [17:13] Yume     Yet I still waited, clinging     to a glimmer of hope. [17:17] Yume     It was silly of me to expect     things to just work out like that. [17:23] Yume     If I had really wanted to reconcile, [17:26] Yume     I should have communicated     that to him myself. [17:30] Yume     If only we hadn't had that fight, we could     have come here together like last time. SIGN    Saturday, August 28th [17:56] Yume     This is our one-year anniversary, isn't it? [17:59] Yume     He won't even message me? [18:01] Yume     I waited all night. [18:06] Yume     And all summer break... [18:09] Yume     We haven't seen each other in over a month. [18:16] Poster     Hey, could you grab that for me? [18:16] Poster     Culture Festival [18:18] ---     Okay! [18:20] ---     Thanks! Almost got it. [18:30] ---     Oh, you're so right! [18:31] ---     Take it! [18:32] ---     That'll look great. [18:33] ---     Then we'll add this... SIGN    The Metamorphosis [18:43] ---     That's awesome! [18:46] ---     Let's get a little closer! [19:14] Woman 1     Hey, look! Isn't it pretty? [19:16] Man 1     Wow, you're right! [19:23] Woman 2     I should have worn something warmer. [19:26] Man 2     Here. You can wear my scarf. [19:28] Woman 2     Won't you catch a cold? [19:45] Yume     It's been a whole year since then, huh? SIGN    Asking the streets: How are you spending Christmas?! SIGN    In front of Kyoto Station [19:51] Host     So where are you two headed today? [19:53] Woman (Voice)     Um... [19:55] Man (Voice)     We're out shopping to get     each other a Christmas gift. [19:58] Host     How sweet! [19:59] Host     You lovebirds! I'm so jealous! SIGN    Asking the streets: How are you spending Christmas?! SIGN    In front of Kyoto Station SIGN    A twenty-something couple SIGN    Where are you headed today? SIGN    FriendlyMart's Original Chocolate Available Now SIGN    Nagimi Middle School     Graduation Ceremony [20:32] Mizuto     Let's break up. [20:34] Yume     Yeah. [20:39] Mizuto     When both Christmas and Valentine's     passed by without any contact, [20:43] Mizuto     I was certain we could never     go back to the way things were. [20:47] Mizuto     So I broke up with her. [20:52] Mizuto     I realized feelings of love and     hatred were at odds within me. [20:59] Mizuto     And though they contradicted each other, [21:03] Mizuto     both my affection and resentment     for her were undeniable. [21:07] Mizuto     A reality I couldn't ignore. [21:09] Mizuto     It was agony. [21:12] Mizuto     I was in pain. [21:14] Mizuto     I was miserable. [21:17] Mizuto     And the strife caused by those opposing     emotions slowly ate away at me. [21:23] Mizuto     So it wasn't the end     of a relationship for me. [21:27] Mizuto     It was a liberation. [21:34] Mizuto     And yet, not long after... [21:40] Mineaki     Mizuto, this is Ayai Yume.     She'll be your new sister. SIGN    Irido [21:51] Mizuto     Hey, stop rummaging through my bookcase! [21:54] Yume     Why should I? I'm your sister, aren't I? SIGN    I Want to Eat Your Pancreas [21:59] Yume     I'm borrowing this. [22:03] Mizuto     That's the book we read together in this room. SIGN    I Want to Eat Your Pancreas [22:05] Yume     Huh? Really? [22:08] Mizuto     As I recall, you said that was your     first time in a guy's room, right? SIGN    I Want to Eat Your Pancreas [22:13] Mizuto     You must have been so full of lewd thoughts [22:15] ---     that the story went     in one ear and out the other. [22:18] Yume     Th-That's not true! SIGN    You're the One Who Started It [22:20] Yume     Besides, wasn't it your idea to begin with?! [22:23] Mizuto     Huh? [22:24] Yume     You invited me over under the     pretense that you'd be home alone! [22:28] Yume     Then you had me sit on     your bed of all places! SIGN    I Want to Eat Your Pancreas [22:31] Yume     You totally planned on making     a move, didn't you? [22:35] Mizuto     Go ahead and laugh for all I care. [22:37] Mizuto     Laugh at the coward who ended up wimping out [22:41] Mizuto     after finally working up the     resolve to invite you over. [22:45] Yume     What?! [22:46] Mizuto     Why are you surprised?     It's just what you accused me of! [22:49] Yume     Wh-What's this about "resolve"?!     You "wimped out" of what exactly?! [22:53] Yume     I came here that day     completely ready for it! [22:57] Mizuto     Huh? [22:58] Mizuto     Wait! I backed off because you     seemed so apprehensive about it! [23:03] Yume     You listen here!     That was nervous excitement! [23:06] Mizuto     What?! [23:08] Mizuto     Lies! You're telling me you were     down for it the whole time?! [23:11] Yume     Of course I was! [23:13] Yume     I came here excited to make the     memory of a lifetime with you! [23:17] Mizuto     R-Really? [23:19] Mizuto     So I spent ages plagued     with regret for nothing... [23:23] Yume     That's my line! [23:24] Yume     I wasted so much time     convinced I was undesirable. [23:27] Yume     Give it back! [23:28] Mizuto     Like I care! [23:29] Mizuto     It's your fault for looking frozen stiff! [23:32] Yume     No, it's your fault for wimping out. [23:33] Yume     You coward! E10 - The Former Couple Doesn't Know How to Act 'Aren't You Two Acting a Little Awkward? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    August SIGN    Mom SIGN    Could you close the shutters downstairs for me? SIGN    No worries. I already got them. SIGN    Read SIGN    That's my Yume! Thank you! SIGN    Mom SIGN    Mom SIGN    The trains have stopped because of the typhoon. I met up      with Mineaki-san, but we won't make it home tonight.      You and Mizuto-kun take care of the house, okay? SIGN    Got it. Stay safe. SIGN    That's my Yume! Thank you! SIGN    The trains have stopped because of the typhoon. I met up      with Mineaki-san, but we won't make it home tonight.      You and Mizuto-kun take care of the house, okay? SIGN    Read SIGN    Mom SIGN    Mom SIGN    August SIGN    Taking Shelter with     the Girl on Guard Duty [01:06] Yume     O-O-One of them... [01:09] Mizuto     What is it? What's wrong? [01:12] Yume     I saw it! I saw one of them! [01:15] Mizuto     Huh? One of what? [01:17] Yume     I told you! One of them! [01:18] Yume     You know, those black, skittery things... SIGN    Encroachment [01:21] Mizuto     You mean a cockro— [01:22] Yume     Stop! Don't speak its name! SIGN    My Stepmom's     Daughter Is     My Ex SIGN    The Former Couple Doesn't Know How to Act SIGN    "Aren't You Two Acting a Little Awkward?" [03:04] Mizuto     Hey, are we really doing this right now? [03:07] Yume     Will you quit complaining already? [03:09] Yume     What choice do we have? SIGN    ROACH KILLER [03:10] Mizuto     I sprayed pesticide, didn't I? [03:13] Yume     Yeah, after you locked it in my room. [03:16] Mizuto     Those things have walked the earth     for three hundred million years. [03:19] Mizuto     They demand the utmost vigilance. [03:22] Yume     Just admit you're scared of them. [03:27] Yume     Mom and Mineaki-san won't be home      tonight because of the typhoon. [03:32] Yume     I don't wanna be alone when another     one of those things pops out. [03:37] Mizuto     Even still... [03:39] Mizuto     Do we have to sleep in the same bed? [03:42] Yume     Why not? [03:44] Yume     Don't tell me you plan     on making a move on me. [03:49] Mizuto     Huh? Of course not. [03:52] Yume     I should have known. [03:54] Yume     You didn't have the guts to do     it back in middle school either. [03:57] Mizuto     Shut up. Let's just sleep. [04:00] Yume     Yeah, yeah. SIGN    Irido [04:23] Mizuto     How long has it been since I     was this close to your face? [04:34] Mizuto     Ayai... [04:44] Mizuto     I can't just erase the fact that we broke up.     That we became stepsiblings. [04:50] Mizuto     I have no room for lingering feelings. [04:57] Yume     You are so unreliable. [04:59] Yume     I can't believe you're afraid of insects. [05:02] Yume     It's just pathetic. SIGN    Tell Me How to Forget About You [05:04] Mizuto     I get it already. [05:06] Yume     Oh? You do, do you? [05:08] Yume     It's your fault for being     so pathetic in the first place. [05:11] Mizuto     Yeah, yeah. You've made your point. [05:16] Yuni     You two are acting like a couple     going through a rough patch. [05:19] Mineaki     Our relatives are gonna tease you even     more when we go see them for Obon. [05:26] Mizuto     This trip is starting     to sound less appealing. SIGN    The Kyoto Times [05:28] Mineaki     Pretty much all there is to do      in my hometown is play in the river. [05:32] Mineaki     Make sure to pack your swimsuits, okay? [05:35] Mizuto     Pass. I'm just going to read      like I normally do. [05:38] Yume     I'll probably do the same. [05:40] Yuni     Aw, but playing in the river's fun! [05:43] Yuni     Why don't you go buy a swimsuit, Yume? [05:45] Yuni     And bring Mizuto-kun along! [05:46] Yume     B-But why?! [05:48] Yuni     I mean, the only one you have     is your school swimsuit, right? [05:52] Yuni     Plus, you've gotten bigger recently,     so it probably doesn't fit you anymore. [05:55] Yume     Hey— Mom, please! [05:57] Yume     Anyway, I was asking why      I have to take Mizuto-kun. [06:01] Yuni     What? You don't want him to tag along? [06:05] Yume     I, um... I didn't say that... [06:11] Yuni     Then you two had better get going! [06:26] Yume     Sorry for the wait. [06:28] Mizuto     Why are you wearing glasses? [06:31] Yume     I'm in disguise. [06:32] Yume     It'll be a pain if someone we     know spots us while we're out. [06:36] Yume     Here. Wear this. [06:37] Mizuto     Hmm? [06:38] Yume     You've been getting more popular at school     since taking the top score in our class. [06:43] Yume     You'll be harder to spot with this on. [06:45] Mizuto     You're acting like we're celebrities. [06:48] Yume     Well, if you don't mind the onslaught     of rumors about us dating [06:51] Yume     when we go back to school, [06:53] Yume     then I suppose you don't have to wear it. [06:57] Mizuto     Fine. [07:05] Yume     And these too. [07:07] Mizuto     Huh? [07:08] Yume     For your disguise. [07:10] Yume     See? I'm wearing them too. [07:12] Mizuto     No thanks. [07:13] Yume     Why not?! [07:14] Yume     You'd look cool... [07:30] Mizuto     Why am I even here? [07:32] Yume     Hey. [07:33] Mizuto     Hmm? What is it? [07:36] Yume     There's no one around, is there? [07:39] Mizuto     Nope. [07:40] Yume     I see. [07:41] Mizuto     Could you just pick one already? [07:44] Yume     Could I show you? [07:46] Mizuto     Show me? Show me what? [07:49] Yume     My swimsuit. [07:53] Mizuto     Wh-Why me?! [07:55] Yume     I can't decide, okay?! [07:57] Yume     This is my first time buying one for myself. [07:59] Yume     A-And you think I can help you? [08:01] Yume     I just want your input. Ready? [08:04] Mizuto     Wai— [08:14] Yume     Well? [08:16] Mizuto     Um... [08:18] Mizuto     I-It looks good on you... I think. [08:22] Yume     What was that? Don't you, you know... [08:26] Yume     have more nice things to say? [08:29] Mizuto     Huh? [08:34] Mizuto     You're asking that... [08:38] Mizuto     like it's... [08:42] Mizuto     no big deal... [08:46] Mizuto     You're really devoted to your family, I guess. [08:48] Yume     Huh? [08:49] Yume     Why bring that up? [08:52] Mizuto     What else can I say?! [08:53] Mizuto     I can't just compliment      how you look without... you know? [09:01] Yume     Y-You idiot! [09:02] Yume     I didn't mean me! I m-meant the swimsuit! [09:05] Yume     Like if this color suits me at all! [09:07] Yume     Or if I look cute in this style!     That kind of thing! [09:10] Mizuto     Wait, huh? That's what you meant? [09:12] Yume     I n-never asked you to compliment me! [09:19] Yume     I'll go with this one. [09:22] Mizuto     You like it? [09:23] Yume     Y-Yes, I like it. It's for me. [09:30] Yume     I have to admit I've always appreciated how     willing you are to keep someone company. [09:35] Mizuto     Why, thank you. [09:37] Mizuto     Although I had to for your sake today,      Miss Family-Comes-First. [09:41] Yume     Huh? [09:43] Mizuto     Dad suggested it. Then Yuni-san pushed     for it, so you couldn't say no, right? [09:49] Yume     I guess not. [09:50] Mizuto     It's a kid's job to assuage     their parent's worries, after all. [09:55] Yume     That's an odd way of putting it. [09:58] Yume     I am pleased I got      a swimsuit out of it, though. [10:02] Mizuto     That's good. [10:03] Yume     I got to see you ogle me too. [10:07] Mizuto     You were the one trying to show off. [10:14] Yume     Haven't seen this place in a while, huh? [10:18] Mizuto     I guess so. [11:06] Yume     Ouch! SIGN    Irido [11:09] Yume     Thanks for the book, Mizuto-kun. SIGN    Kyosuke Kamishiro SIGN    I'll Answer Your Mystery SIGN    The Resolve to Put My Arm Around You [11:12] Mizuto     Oh, how was it? [11:14] Yume     It was really interesting! [11:16] Yume     I thought it was just a character study, [11:18] Yume     but the mystery was really well done. [11:20] Mizuto     Yeah, I thought you might like it. [11:23] Yume     Also, um... [11:27] Mizuto     Hmm? [11:28] Yume     I-If ever you happen to have      any more recommendations... [11:33] Mizuto     Y-Yeah, of course... [11:37] Mineaki     Aren't you two acting a little awkward? [11:40] Yuni     Now you're like a couple working up     the nerve to pop the question. [11:43] Mineaki     I remember when we got to that stage. [11:46] Yuni     Right? [11:47] Yume     Oh, give me a break! [11:48] Yume     What do you want from us?! [11:50] Yume     You keep on commenting on our behavior, [11:52] Yume     so we have no idea how to act anymore! [11:54] Yuni     I'm sorry, honey. [11:56] Yuni     I'm just not used to seeing you get     along so well with a boy, you know? [12:04] Mizuto     Well, I guess the fact that they can     joke about us being a couple [12:08] Mizuto     means they genuinely regard us as siblings. SIGN    My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex SIGN    Irido [12:28] Yume     I don't mind watching the     movie Higashira-san suggested... [12:32] Yume     But what's with that position?     Why must she lie on his lap? [12:35] Yume     Don't you know that's what a couple would do? [12:38] Yume     Or a dog snuggling up to its owner! [12:43] Yume     Oh, yeah, you must be so hot. [12:44] Yume     Of course you'd want to unzip. [12:46] Yume     But what's this little arrangement?! [12:48] Yume     I can see your bra strap,     not to mention your crazy cleavage. [12:51] Yume     That reminds me. What happened     to the clothes we bought you? [12:54] Yume     And what's with you pulling the zipper     so that it just reveals your chest? [12:58] Yume     You clearly did that on purpose. [13:02] Yume     You're kidding, right?! [13:03] Yume     I get it. [13:04] Yume     I know it gets all sweaty and itchy, [13:07] Yume     but you're just gonna scratch it?!     Like this?! [13:10] Yume     Just how comfortable are they? [13:11] Yume     That's what's going on. [13:13] Yume**     Even if he poked her chest on purpose, [13:16] Yume     she'd be all like, "That tickles!"     And that'd be that. [13:19] Yume     Any minute now... [13:20] Yume     "Wanna go ahead and get married?" [13:22] Yume     "Sure thing." [13:23] Yume     That's how cozy these two are acting! SIGN    Animation Producer      Sawa Satoshi                                   Production Assistant      project No.8      Haraguchi Tarou [13:40] Isana     What did you think? [13:41] Mizuto     It was interesting. [13:43] Isana     Which part? [13:45] Mizuto     The first thing that caught my eye     was how they depicted the scenery. [13:49] Mizuto     But the structure of the narrative      piqued my interest [13:52] Mizuto     with the reveal of the main twist      at the midway point. [13:55] Mizuto     It felt like the director's fetishes     were front and center in the details, [14:00] Mizuto     but overall, the film had a     Hollywood-esque sophistication to it. [14:05] Mizuto     All that combined gave it     an indescribable charm. [14:09] Isana     I feel you on the fetishy part! [14:12] Isana     Wasn't it great how he fondled     his boobs every time without fail? [14:17] Mizuto     That's a gender swap movie     trope though, isn't it? [14:20] Mizuto     As far as I know, gender swap     movies are a pretty niche genre. [14:25] Mizuto     Why is this one masquerading     as a mainstream feature? [14:28] Yume     I was too distracted with you to     watch the movie, Higashira-san. [14:29] Isana     I think it's awesome that a mainstream movie     is openly flaunting such a blatant fetish! [14:34] Mizuto     It is pretty amazing. [14:36] Mizuto     I guess fetishes inevitably      manifest in creative works. [14:40] Isana     It rules when you can     read a creator like that. [14:43] Isana     You can't help but feel     more in tune with them! [14:46] Yume     Their conversations are nothing     but gobbledygook to me. [14:49] Mizuto     I'm thirsty. Pour me some. [14:52] Yume     Yeah, yeah. [14:53] Yume     You all right with this cup? [14:55] Yume     I can't be bothered to go get another one. [14:57] Mizuto     Sure. [15:03] Mizuto     I'm beat. [15:05] Yume     You're tired after watching a two-hour movie? [15:07] Yume     Have you no stamina at all? [15:09] Mizuto     I rarely watch animated movies, [15:11] Mizuto     but this one really exceeded     my expectations. [15:15] Mizuto     Hmm? What's wrong? [15:17] Isana     Um... Well... [15:21] Isana     That was an indirect kiss     just now, wasn't it? [15:28] Isana     Huh? That's it? [15:30] Isana     It doesn't faze you at all? [15:32] Isana     Is it just like that with family? [15:34] Isana     Or is it normal for high schoolers? [15:40] Isana     Oh? You really are sleepy. [15:44] Isana     Allow me to return the favor. [15:46] Isana     Now it's my turn to be the pillow. [15:50] Mizuto     Okay, then... [15:51] Yume     Hold it right there! Stop, stop! [15:52] Yume     You can't do that! [15:54] Yume     You just... You can't do that! [15:56] Mizuto     Why not? [15:57] Isana     Yeah, why not? [15:58] Yume     I mean, you know... [16:00] Isana     You'd be lying on a genuine high     school girl's lap, you know? [16:03] Isana     My G-cups look pretty sweet from below too. [16:06] Isana     I could even clean your     ears for you if you'd like. [16:10] Isana     A special offer for my favorite customer... [16:13] Yume     Could you not make it sound so suspicious? [16:16] Mizuto     Getting my ears cleaned by you sounds scary... [16:21] Isana     Huh? [16:25] Isana     Does this mean [16:27] Isana     he didn't like the idea of me cleaning     his ears, so he went to you instead? [16:32] Yume     I guess. [16:34] Isana     Excuse me a minute. [16:36] Isana     Do I really seem that incompetent to you? [16:39] Yume     Yup. [16:41] Isana     I'm shocked! [16:44] Isana     I guess you can't stay mad      at that adorable sleeping face. [16:50] Yume     She must really like him, huh? [16:53] Isana     Now that I'm here... [16:55] Isana     should I go ahead and clean his ears? [16:57] Yume     Er, I don't think so. [16:59] Yume     Aren't you scared to go poking     around in someone else's ear? [17:03] Isana     Ah, I feel that. [17:04] Isana     I was kind of scared     when my mom did it for me. [17:08] Isana     It's like, would you mind not     snooping around in my ears? [17:14] Yume     Exactly. [17:16] Isana     In that case, maybe I'll kiss him instead. [17:18] Yume     Right... [17:20] Yume     Huh? [17:21] Yume     Higashira-san? [17:22] Yume     Did you say "kiss" just now? [17:24] Isana     He'd be none the wiser if I did. [17:27] Yume     Wait, are you serious? [17:29] Yume     I'm right here, you know? [17:33] Isana     I guess so. [17:34] Isana     Maybe I should wait for      more favorable circumstances. [17:38] Isana     It'd be my first kiss, after all. [17:40] Yume     Even more reason not to do it now. [17:42] Yume     You should really treasure such things. [17:46] Isana     But if there's anyone I want to     do it with, it'd be Mizuto-kun. [17:51] Yume     I'm surprised you're able to restrain     yourself while thinking that. [17:54] Isana     I am trying my best to hold back, you know? [17:57] Isana     I honestly feel like I'm gonna explode     whenever he ruffles up my hair. [18:03] Isana     I finally get what's going through      a light novel heroine's head [18:06] Isana     when her cheeks get all flushed and red. [18:08] Isana     The all-ages version of a game is plenty fun, [18:11] Isana     but if you're gonna play, you'd rather      have the 18+ original, you know? [18:16] Isana     Since we're just buddies, there's only      so much we can do together. [18:23] Isana     That's just how it is. [18:25] Isana     Though adding a certain four-letter word     before "buddies" would solve the problem... [18:31] Yume     Hold it. [18:32] Yume     If that's what you're going for,      I can't support you. [18:36] Isana     Don't worry. I understand. [18:38] Isana     Accepting a friend with benefits would be     out-of-character behavior for Mizuto-kun. [18:42] Yume     I thought you were trying     to be coy with the wording... [18:46] Isana     Getting to discuss this stuff with the     hot model student is quite a turn-on. [18:51] Yume     You're disgusting. [18:53] Isana     Well, I'm gonna head home now. [18:56] Yume     O-Okay. [18:59] Isana     It was a pleasure to unlock so many      unique character images today. [19:03] Isana     Like the one of Mizuto-kun's sleeping face. [19:05] Isana     And of him lying on      his brother-obsessed sister. [19:08] Yume     I-I'm not obsessed! [19:25] Yume     Irido-kun... [19:34] Yume     I finally understand why you hesitated then. [19:39] Yume     When reminiscing about the past     and longing to go back to how things were, [19:44] Yume     you start wishing to relive things together. [19:46] Yume     But that's nothing more     than lingering feelings. [19:50] Yume     And acting on those feelings isn't     worth the destruction it would mean [19:54] Yume     for our new life together. [19:57] Yume     The fact that we broke up and the     fact that we became stepsiblings... [20:00] Yume     Neither thing can be erased. SIGN    Irido [20:07] Yuni     Hey, hey! Yume! [20:09] Yume     What is it, Mom? [20:11] Yuni     What's really going on between     Higashira-san and Mizuto-kun? [20:16] Yume     What do you mean? [20:18] Yuni     I mean, you know? [20:19] Yuni     She's been coming over all the time,      even though it's summer break. [20:22] Yume     Oh... [20:24] Yume     I think they just enjoy each other's company. [20:26] Yuni     They really do, don't they? [20:28] Yuni     She did tell me she was his ex... [20:30] Yuni     But maybe she's just hiding the fact     that they're dating because she's shy! [20:34] Yume     Who knows? [20:35] Yume     Well, they did watch another     movie together today. [20:38] Yuni     My goodness! [20:39] Yuni     And? What then? [20:40] Yuni     What do you mean? That's the end. [20:43] Yuni     What? [20:44] Yuni     Can't you, you know, give me any details? [20:47] Yuni     Like, did anything happen? [20:49] Yume     Um... [20:51] Yume     She had her head in his lap at one point. [20:54] Yuni     Whoa! [20:55] Yume     And then he started stroking her head. [21:00] Yume     She even got itchy and started     scratching around in her bra. [21:05] Yume     And right in front of us like it was nothing! [21:11] Yuni     Like a couple who've lived     together for three years? [21:13] Yume     Aren't they? [21:16] Yuni     But still, don't you think     they kind of suit each other? [21:19] Yuni     Mizuto-kun has a mysterious     quality to him too, right? [21:22] Yuni     I think he'd do well with     a free-spirited girl like her, no? [21:26] Yume     It all depends on how     you look at it, I guess. [21:28] Yuni     You'd better keep your wits about you, Yume! [21:31] Yume     What? [21:32] Yuni     You've gotta find yourself a nice boyfriend, [21:34] Yuni     or else Mizuto-kun's gonna leave you behind. [21:37] Yume     Oh, uh... Yeah. [21:40] Yuni     I mean, just look at how cute you've gotten. [21:42] Yuni     I'm sure you'll have one in no time! [21:46] Yume     I don't see it as a competition. [21:49] Yume     You'll just have to wait. [21:50] Yuni     Aw... [21:55] Yume     I don't see myself with     anyone other than Mizuto. [22:05] Yume     Did I really say that just now? E11 - The Former Couple Visits Relatives 'I Guess You Could Say She Loved to Laugh Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Yume     Summer break of my     second year in middle school. [00:04] Yume     I'd just had my first-ever date     at a summer festival days prior, [00:09] Yume     and I hadn't been able     to stop myself sighing since. [00:20] (Flashback) Yume     I love Irido-kun. SIGN    Irido Mizuto SIGN    Remind Me SIGN    Message SIGN    Decline SIGN    Accept [00:30] (Flashback) Yume     H-Hello? [00:32] Mizuto     Hey. Is... now a good time? [00:36] (Flashback) Yume     Y-Yup! Absolutely! [00:39] (Flashback) Yume     I wasn't doing much anyway! [00:41] (Flashback) Yume     S-So, what's up? [00:43] (Flashback) Yume     D-Did you need something? [00:46] Mizuto     No, not really. [00:49] (Flashback) Yume     Oh, okay. [00:51] Mizuto     Yeah... [00:52] Mizuto     I just felt like talking to you. [00:55] (Flashback) Yume     Huh?! [00:56] (Flashback) Yume     U-Um... Me too. [01:04] (Flashback) Yume     I've been wanting to talk to you too. [01:09] Mizuto     Really? Perfect timing, then. [01:12] (Flashback) Yume     Y-Yeah, it is! [01:17] (Flashback) Yume     It must be pretty windy out, huh? [01:20] Mizuto     Oh... Yeah. [01:23] Mizuto     Ayai? [01:24] (Flashback) Yume     Hmm? [01:25] Mizuto     Never mind. [01:28] Mizuto     Actually, my battery's getting pretty low. [01:31] (Flashback) Yume     Oh, I understand. [01:34] (Flashback) Yume     Can we talk some other time, Irido-kun? [01:37] Mizuto     Yeah, of course. [01:39] Mizuto     I'm sure I'll see you in the library     the day after tomorrow. [01:41] (Flashback) Yume     Okay. I can't wait. [01:43] Mizuto     Talk to you then. [01:45] (Flashback) Yume     Yeah. [01:46] Mizuto     Bye. [01:47] (Flashback) Yume     Bye-bye. [01:52] Yume     Why couldn't we talk     while his phone was charging? SIGN    My Stepmom's     Daughter Is     My Ex SIGN    The Former Couple Visits Relatives SIGN    "I Guess You Could Say She Loved to Laugh" [03:38] Natsume     Welcome! It's nice to meet you. [03:41] Natsume     I'm Irido Natsume. [03:44] Yuni     N-Nice to meet you too! [03:46] Yuni     I'm Irido Yuni. [03:47] Natsume     Sorry for not introducing myself sooner. [03:51] Yuni     No, no! The same goes for me. [03:54] Natsume     Now then, you must be Yume-chan. [03:56] Yume     Yes, I'm Irido Yume. [03:59] Yume     Thank you for having us. [04:00] Natsume     My, my! How polite! [04:03] Natsume     What a nice young lady you are. [04:05] Natsume     I trust you're getting along with Mizuto. [04:08] Yume     Y-Yes... [04:09] Mineaki     They're practically closer     than we are, in fact. [04:12] Yuni     It's true! Mizuto's been such a gentleman. [04:16] Yuni     Right, Yume? [04:19] Madoka     Hey, Mizuto-kun! It's been too long! [04:24] Mizuto     Long time no see, Madoka-san. [04:26] Madoka     What a relief. I see you're     still a man of few words. [04:30] Madoka     I wasn't sure what I'd do if you'd decided     to reinvent yourself as a high schooler. [04:34] Mizuto     High school isn't the time      to go reinventing yourself. [04:38] Madoka     Wow, harsh. [04:41] Mineaki     Yuni-san, Yume-chan,     allow me to introduce you. [04:44] Mineaki     These are my uncle's grandchildren. [04:46] Mineaki     I guess that'd make them your     second cousins, Yume-chan. [04:50] Mineaki     Meet Tanesato Madoka-chan     and Tanesato Chikuma-kun. [05:03] Madoka     I see what's going on here. [05:05] Yume     Um, is something the matter? [05:07] Madoka     Not a thing. [05:08] Madoka     Yup, yup... [05:10] Madoka     In just a little bit, [05:11] Madoka     the whole family's going to be having     a welcome barbecue down by the river. [05:15] Madoka     In our swimsuits, of course! [05:50] Madoka's Father     Are you both enjoying the food? [05:52] Mineaki     Yes, we are. [05:53] Yuni     It's delicious. [05:55] Madoka's Father     I gotta say, you did a     fine job raising Mizuto-kun. [06:00] Madoka's Father     You really came through, Mineaki-kun. [06:03] Madoka's Father     It's really something. [06:05] Mineaki     Thank you very much. [06:07] Madoka     Uncle Mineaki became a single father not     long after Mizuto-kun was born. [06:14] Madoka     Apparently, Granny Natsume     helped out from time to time, [06:18] Madoka     but it couldn't have been easy. [06:21] Madoka     The whole family was worried     about him, you know? [06:26] Madoka     Which is why... How should I put it? SIGN    We want to welcome you and Yuni-san with open arms, you could say. [06:35] Yume     I'm grateful. [06:39] Yume     It's clearer to me now than ever. [06:42] Yume     Mineaki-san remarrying was a testament [06:45] Yume     to overcoming a great hardship in his life. [06:49] Yume     Because of that, I have to... [06:50] Yume     We have to protect this new     family of ours no matter what. [06:57] Madoka     By the way, Yume-chan... [06:59] Madoka     You're so skinny! How is your waist so thin?! [07:02] Yume     I-I'm just not very muscular, that's all. [07:04] Madoka     I'm so freaking jealous! [07:06] Madoka     And that bikini's gorgeous! [07:08] Madoka     Did you pick it out yourself? [07:10] Yume     Um... Well, kinda. [07:15] Madoka     Your boyfriend? [07:16] Yume     No, it's not like that. [07:19] Madoka     I see, I see. Not there yet, huh? [07:22] Yume     Well... not exactly... [07:25] Madoka     Huh? [07:26] Madoka     Wh-Wh-What?! [07:28] Madoka     Do you mean what I think you mean?! [07:31] Yume     N-No way! Absolutely not! [07:33] Madoka     That reaction makes it      even more suspicious! [07:35] Yume     I'm telling you the truth. [07:40] Madoka     I feel a little left out, though. [07:42] Madoka     He never seemed to want to open up to me. [07:45] Yume     Really? I had no idea. [07:47] Madoka     It's true! [07:49] Madoka     I've been watching over     him since kindergarten, [07:53] Madoka     but I get the cold shoulder     whenever I try to talk to him. [07:56] Yume     Does that mean... [08:00] Mizuto     Dad. [08:02] Mizuto     I'm done eating, so I'm heading back. [08:03] Mineaki     Sure. Thanks, kid. [08:06] Yume     Thanks? For what? [08:09] Mizuto     Later. [08:10] Madoka     Huh?! [08:11] Madoka     You're kidding! You're leaving already? [08:14] Madoka     We haven't gotten in the water yet! [08:16] Mizuto     I'll pass! [08:17] Madoka     Unbelievable! How can you come     to the river and not even swim? [08:22] Madoka     At the very least, I'm not letting     Yume-chan get away! [08:25] Yume     What? [08:26] Madoka     Off with you! [08:26] Yume     M-Madoka-san, sto— [08:29] Madoka     All right! [08:30] Madoka     Time to settle our tummies     with a little swimming! [08:48] Madoka     Oh, Yume-chan. [08:50] Madoka     Go get some rest once     you're done with those, okay? [08:52] Yume     Are you sure? [08:54] Madoka     This lot isn't going to bed any time soon. [08:57] Yume     Duly noted. [08:58] Madoka     Oh, could you let Mizuto-kun know     it's his turn in the bath? [09:02] Madoka     He's probably in Great-Grandpa's study. [09:30] Mizuto     Oh, it's you. What's up? [09:32] Yume     It's your turn to take a bath. [09:34] Mizuto     That time already? SIGN    The Siberian Dancing Girl [09:38] Yume     You're not going to use a bookmark? [09:41] Mizuto     No need. I remember the whole story anyway. [09:43] Yume     Huh? [09:45] Mizuto     You won't find this book anywhere else, see. SIGN    The Siberian Dancing Girl [09:47] Mizuto     I reread it every time we come back here. [09:50] Yume     "The Siberian Dancing Girl"? [09:53] Mizuto     It's my great-granddad's autobiography. [09:56] Yume     Wow, his autobiography? [09:57] Yume     Wait... [09:59] Mizuto     He published it himself. [10:01] Mizuto     Well, it was never sold or distributed,     so I guess it's just a hand-bound book. [10:05] Mizuto     Pretty weird hobby, huh? [10:08] Mizuto     I'd just started elementary school when     I first stumbled upon it in this study. [10:13] Mizuto     There's no author listed, so it struck      me as mysterious, you know? [10:17] Mizuto     I couldn't help but open it. SIGN    The Siberian Dancing Girl [10:20] Mizuto     I've read it every year since. [10:23] Yume     Is it really that interesting? [10:25] Mizuto     It was full of words I didn't know, [10:27] Mizuto     so it was largely impenetrable      to me at the time. [10:30] Mizuto     And yet, for whatever reason,     I read it through to the end. SIGN    The Siberian Dancing Girl [10:34] Mizuto     It was the first story that I     ever read all by myself. [10:38] Yume     The first story you read by yourself... [10:42] Mizuto     The Siberian Internment. [10:43] Mizuto     After the war, he was held captive in     the Soviet Union for three or four years. [10:49] Mizuto     This book is about his time there. [10:52] Yume     So who's the "dancing girl"? [10:54] Mizuto     Remember Mori Ogai? [10:56] Yume     Elise? [10:57] Mizuto     Exactly. He wrote about a     woman he met in Siberia, [11:01] Mizuto     just like Mori Ogai did in "The Dancing Girl." [11:04] Mizuto     Well, if you want to know the rest,     why not read it for yourself? [11:07] Yume     Huh? [11:08] Mizuto     Books are meant to be read, no? [11:11] Mizuto     If you're so inclined, how about it? [11:14] Mizuto     It's short, so it shouldn't take you long. [11:17] Yume     Are you sure? [11:18] Mizuto     You act like something bad's going to happen. [11:21] Mizuto     I'm gonna go take a bath now. [11:23] Yume     Hey. [11:24] Mizuto     Hmm? [11:25] Yume     Has anyone else ever read this? [11:27] Mizuto     I mean... I really doubt it. [11:30] Mizuto     It was pretty tucked away     when I first found it. [11:36] Yume     Not Mineaki-san, Natsume-san, SIGN    The Siberian Dancing Girl [11:39] Yume     and not even Madoka-san have ever read this. [11:42] Yume     The book that shaped Irido Mizuto... [11:45] Yume     Does he really not mind sharing it with me? [12:21] Yume     Oh no, what have I done? [12:23] Yume     I should dab that off... [12:45] Yume     Alone in this study secluded     from the outside world, [12:50] Yume     as if to separate himself from its reach... [12:57] Yume     He's been sequestered in     this room his entire life. [13:04] Mizuto     Make it to the end? [13:07] Yume     Yeah. [13:08] Mizuto     I see. [13:10] Yume     Your great-granddad was in love back then. [13:18] Yume     Say, do you mind... if I ask     what your first love was like? [13:22] Mizuto     Huh? [13:28] Mizuto     I guess you could say she loved to laugh. [13:35] Yume     I see. [13:38] Yume     I knew it. [13:40] Yume     His first love had to be... [13:44] Yume     Madoka-san after all. SIGN    My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex [13:51] Natsume     We've got plenty to choose from,     so pick whichever suits your fancy! [13:55] Madoka     Thanks, Granny! [13:58] Madoka     What kind of yukata would you like, Yume-chan? [14:02] Yume     Hmm... [14:03] Madoka     You're thin, and your hair's nice and long, [14:06] Madoka     so I bet you'd look good     in any traditional clothes. [14:08] Madoka     I can't wait for the summer festival! [14:10] Madoka     The weather's supposed to be good,     so the fireworks should be quite a sight. [14:16] Madoka     Yume-chan? [14:19] Madoka     Did something happen between     you and Mizuto-kun? [14:24] Yume     It's not about anything that he did. [14:28] Yume     I'm just in my own head     about how selfish I've been. [14:35] Yume     That's it. I finally understand. [14:39] Yume     He's his own living, breathing person. [14:42] Yume     He isn't some perfect manifestation     of my dreams or ideals. [14:47] Yume     He ostracized himself from others, [14:49] Yume     living in complete isolation before we met. [14:53] Yume     It's not crazy to think a boy like him [14:56] Yume     would've fallen for someone else before me. [15:02] Madoka     Are you in love with Mizuto-kun? [15:08] Yume     I don't know... [15:11] Yume     How do you define loving someone? [15:17] Madoka     It's simple, isn't it? [15:18] Madoka     Your heart races when you're near them. [15:20] Madoka     And you find yourself daydreaming     about kissing them. [15:23] Madoka     If that's your experience,     the diagnosis is clear, no? [15:25] Yume     But how is that any different from lust? [15:29] Madoka     Whoa there, now someone's     asking the tough questions. [15:32] Yume     I-I'm sorry. [15:34] Madoka     Listen... [15:35] Madoka     Aren't you constantly invalidating     your own emotions, Yume-chan? [15:38] Yume     Huh? [15:40] Madoka     You're always looking for excuses to     justify not being with Mizuto-kun, right? [15:45] Yume     I'm looking for excuses not to be with him? [15:49] Madoka     Now, now! Don't look so puzzled. [15:52] Madoka     There's no need to think so hard on it. [15:55] Madoka     Just take the opportunity to      start sorting out those feelings. [16:00] Yume     Y-You say that, but I have     no idea where to start. [16:04] Madoka     No worries! Your cousin's got an idea! [16:19] Yume     I wonder what exactly she's planning. [16:22] Madoka     Sorry! Something came up and I just     can't get out of it, you know? [16:27] Mizuto     It's not a problem. [16:29] Madoka     Thanks a ton! [16:33] Madoka     There should be a light bulb somewhere     in that chest of drawers over there, [16:37] Madoka     so have a look for it     with Yume-chan, will you? [16:39] Madoka     I'll leave you all alone      for about half an hour, 'kay? [16:42] Madoka     Absolutely no one, not even Aunt Yuni and      Uncle Mineaki, will be by, you hear? [16:47] Yume     Th-That was dreadful. [16:49] Yume     I didn't realize Madoka-san     was such an atrocious liar. [16:54] Mizuto     What's up? [16:57] Mizuto     You have something you want     to tell me, don't you? [16:59] Mizuto     Why else would you have her arrange this? [17:11] Yume     I have no idea what to say first. [17:14] Yume     I scarcely know what my problem is, [17:18] Yume     let alone how to go about solving it. [17:22] Yume     After coming here [17:24] Yume     and getting to know my new relatives, [17:27] Yume     I feel like I'm finally part of the family. [17:31] Yume     Then in that old study, SIGN    The Siberian Dancing Girl [17:33] Yume     I discovered the book that     shaped the boy I know today. [17:37] Yume     And in doing so, [17:38] Yume     it made me realize how selfish I've been. [17:43] Yume     Getting the wrong idea and wasting     his time just like I am now... [17:47] Yume     Getting mad at him, getting snarky,     and treating him unfairly... [17:53] Yume     I'm lugging around feelings     I should have let go of long ago. [18:00] Yume     I get it now. I think I finally understand. [18:04] Yume     I know what's wrong with me,     how to fix it... [18:08] Yume     and what I need to tell him right now. [18:13] Yume     It's not gonna make it all better. [18:15] Yume     It's going to feel like ripping off the scab [18:19] Yume     that's formed over my broken heart. [18:23] Yume     I'm sure it'll be painful. [18:25] Yume     Excruciating. [18:27] Yume     But even so, if I... [18:29] Yume     If we're ever going to move on, [18:32] Yume     I need to face this [18:34] Yume     and finally accept the heartbreak     of my first relationship. [18:39] Yume     Irido-kun... [18:43] Yume     Irido-kun... Irido-kun... [18:50] Yume     Irido-kun, you were my first love. [18:55] Yume     And yet... [18:58] Yume     When you said you wanted to break up, [19:01] Yume     it felt like a weight was     lifted off my shoulders. [19:05] Yume     "It's finally over. I'm finally free." [19:08] Yume     "I no longer have to feel     hurt, sad, or alone anymore." [19:14] Yume     That's how I truly felt deep down. [19:18] Yume     But still... [19:23] Yume     I never wanted us to break up. [19:28] Yume     I should have called you that summer. [19:32] Yume     And I should have bought you     something for Christmas. [19:37] Yume     I should have made you     chocolate for Valentine's. [19:41] Yume     And I should have told you I didn't want to [19:44] Yume     when you said we should break up. [19:48] Yume     There's just so much I     regret not doing, Irido-kun. [19:55] Yume     Irido-kun... [19:58] Yume     Stop crying! [20:00] Yume     I'm the one who decided to cast aside [20:02] Yume     the one person who could wipe away my tears. [20:05] Yume     I don't deserve to... [20:07] Mizuto     Ayai. [20:12] Mizuto     Just this once, let's go back in time, Ayai. [20:22] Yume     Irido-kun... [20:23] Yume     Irido-kun... Irido-kun! [20:28] Mizuto     Ayai... [20:38] Mizuto     So, what was it that you     wanted to talk to me about? [20:47] Yume     Your first love. [20:49] Mizuto     Huh? [20:50] Yume     When I realized it must be Madoka-san, [20:53] Yume     it really bothered me for some reason. [20:56] Yume     I couldn't sit still. [20:58] Mizuto     You think Madoka-san was my first love? [21:01] Yume     Huh? [21:02] Yume     Sh-She wasn't? [21:04] Mizuto     I don't recall ever having feelings for her. [21:07] Yume     B-But yesterday, you said... [21:09] Mizuto     Yesterday? [21:12] Mizuto     I thought you were acting strange after     asking me such a weird question. [21:15] Mizuto     So that's what got into your head? [21:18] Mizuto     You've got so much going for you on paper, [21:22] Mizuto     but you're a real mess under     the hood, you know that? [21:27] Mizuto     Your nose is running, by the way. [21:29] Yume     Huh?! [21:32] Mizuto     Just kidding. [21:36] Mizuto     What's so funny? [21:38] Yume     Just that you can be such a child, you know? [21:44] Mizuto     See? Didn't I tell you? [21:47] Yume     Huh? [21:48] Mizuto     My first love loved to laugh. E12 - I Bestow Unto You My First Kiss Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Madoka     You look stunning! [00:03] Madoka     Yume-chan, you're gorgeous! [00:06] Madoka     A walking firework blooming     before our very eyes! [00:08] Madoka     This year's show is gonna be a total flop! [00:10] Yume     Er, that's enough, Madoka-san. [00:14] Madoka     Why, you ask? [00:15] Madoka     Because everyone's eyes will be on you! [00:18] Yume     Are you making fun of me? [00:20] Madoka     Nonsense! I'm speaking from the heart. [00:23] Madoka     Doesn't she look cute, Chikuma? [00:25] Chikuma     Yeah... [00:26] Madoka     Oh, Mizuto-kun's here. [00:36] Madoka     Well? Whaddya think, Mizuto-kun? [00:37] Madoka     Isn't she beautiful? [00:41] Yume     C-Can... [00:43] Madoka & Mizuto     Hmm? [00:43] Yume     Can I... Can I get a picture?! [00:46] Mizuto     Huh? [00:48] Madoka     Okay! One picture coming right up! [00:50] Yume     Huh? [00:51] Madoka     Make sure to get a good angle, Mizuto-kun. [00:53] Yume     Er, no... I didn't mean of me. SIGN    Enter Password [00:57] Yume     Huh? [01:00] Yume     H-How did you know my password?! SIGN    My Stepmom's     Daughter Is     My Ex SIGN    I Bestow Unto You My First Kiss [02:38] Yume     What made you come with us? [02:40] Yume     Don't you hate big crowds like this? [02:43] Mizuto     Madoka doesn't have anyone else, you know? [02:46] Mizuto     She makes a point of dragging     me here every year. [02:50] Mizuto     I've given up trying to resist at this point. [02:55] Mizuto     I could ask you the same.     Don't you hate big crowds too? [03:01] Yume     I suppose I don't have good memories of them. [03:04] Madoka     We're back! [03:06] Madoka     The restrooms were packed,     so it took us a bit. [03:09] Madoka     Why don't you two hold hands too? [03:11] Madoka     That way, you won't get separated. [03:13] Mizuto     We're not children. [03:15] Mizuto     Besides, even if we did get separated,      I'd just head back home— [03:21] Mizuto     What are you doing? [03:23] Yume     This is normal between siblings. [03:26] Mizuto     Huh? [03:27] Yume     It's my responsibility as your      older sister to keep you close. [03:30] Madoka     Exactly! [03:32] Madoka     Couldn't have said      it better myself, Yume-chan! [03:33] Mizuto     Have you forgotten? [03:36] Mizuto     I'm the older brother, remember? [03:37] Yume     Fine by me. Doesn't matter either way. [03:41] Madoka     All the same, it's your responsibility     as the older brother to keep her close. [03:47] Mizuto     Fine. [03:48] Mizuto     All I have to do is hold your hand, right? [03:50] Yume     Look at you, doing as you're told. [03:53] Mizuto     Shut up. [03:55] Yume     I feel so much lighter after     crying my eyes out yesterday. [04:00] Yume     It's like I finally let go of all the     needless baggage I was carrying around. [04:06] Madoka     Is there anything you guys want to eat? [04:09] Madoka     Granny gave us plenty of spending money,      so feel free to go wild, okay? [04:14] Mizuto     Festival stalls are always      so expensive, though. [04:17] Mizuto     I feel like we should just go     to the convenience store. [04:20] Madoka     Don't get your hopes up. [04:22] Madoka     We're in the countryside.     You're not gonna find one around here. SIGN    Shooting Gallery SIGN    Bull's-eye!! [04:27] Madoka     Oh, look! They have a shooting game! [04:29] Madoka     Wanna try, Chikuma? [04:30] Chikuma     Y-Yeah. [04:33] Madoka     All right! SIGN    Y o - k a i Q u e s t SIGN    Yo-kai Quest [04:34] Madoka     Let's aim for the big prize      together, you and me! [04:42] Chikuma     Maybe a little more to the right. [04:43] Yume     D-Do siblings normally     get that close to each other? [04:44] Madoka     That's too much, too much! [04:48] Madoka     All right, Chikuma, hold it steady... [04:51] Madoka     Here goes! SIGN    Y o - k a i Q u e s t SIGN    Yo-kai Quest SIGN    Yo-kai Quest SIGN    Yo-kai Quest SIGN    Y o - k a i Q u e s t [04:54] Madoka     Aw, too bad. [04:56] Chikuma     Yeah... SIGN    Shooting Gallery SIGN    Bull's-eye!! [04:59] Madoka     We can't let it end like this. [05:01] Madoka     You're up, Mizuto-kun! [05:03] Madoka     Avenge Chikuma, would you? [05:06] Mizuto     All right, one shot and that's it. [05:10] Madoka     Go help him, Yume-chan. [05:13] Madoka     As his big sister. [05:14] Yume     What? Um, but... [05:16] Madoka     What's this now? [05:17] Madoka     You'd just be holding your     little brother from behind. [05:21] Madoka     What could you possibly be flustered about? [05:29] Mizuto     Hey... [05:30] Yume     H-Hey! Quit looking at me     and focus on aiming! [05:35] Yume     Aren't you a little off to the right? [05:36] Mizuto     No, I'm not. [05:38] Yume     Yes, you are! [05:39] Mizuto     Quit nagging me. Is this better? [05:42] Yume     You're too far left! [05:44] Yume     More to the right.     Yeah, just a little more... [05:47] Yume     Th-This is bad... [05:49] Yume     I don't think my legs can     hold out much longer. [05:51] Yume     A-At this rate, my chest is gonna... [05:55] Mizuto     This is it. [06:06] Yume     Doesn't suit you one bit. [06:08] Mizuto     Have you no concept of the      phrase "keep it to yourself"? [06:12] Mizuto     Here. [06:17] Chikuma     Th-Thanks. [06:19] Madoka     Wasn't that nice of him, Chikuma? [06:21] Yume     How did you know he wanted it? [06:24] Mizuto     It's a character from the game     he's been playing recently. [06:29] Yume     Really? I'm surprised you     noticed something like that. [06:35] Yume     To think you're this socially     awkward with kids too. [06:39] Mizuto     What do you mean "too"? [06:40] Mizuto     When have I ever been socially awkward? [06:43] Yume     I'm starting to feel resistance to the idea     of letting you be the older brother. [06:47] Mizuto     Better that than letting you      be the older sister. [06:51] Mizuto     Speaking of, did you do      that on purpose earlier? [06:55] Yume     N-Never in a million years! [06:57] Mizuto     That's a relief. [06:59] Mizuto     I'm glad my stepsister     isn't a complete pervert. [07:02] Yume     Perv—?! [07:03] Yume     Wh-What's got you so hot      and bothered about it anyway? [07:06] Yume     I thought you'd be used to it      after hanging out with Higashira-san. [07:09] Mizuto     She comes at me without a second thought, [07:12] Mizuto     but when you do it,     I can tell you're nervous. [07:15] Mizuto     Try to relax for once. [07:17] Yume     Wha— [07:18] Yume     Y-You're making it sound like      Higashira-san's better with boys than I am! [07:22] Madoka     Okay, okay! [07:24] Madoka     Time to get a move on, you two! [07:30] Madoka     Oh, look over there!      It's Uncle Mineaki and Aunt Yuni. [07:33] Yume     Who are they talking to? [07:35] Madoka     What was her name again? [07:36] Madoka     We used to be pretty big in      town back in the day, you see. [07:40] Madoka     So lots of older folks     around here know the family. [07:43] Yuni     Yume! Mizuto-kun! [07:48] Yuni     Perfect timing. [07:50] Yuni     Kedouin-san, this is my daughter. [07:52] Yume     I'm Irido Yume. [07:53] Kedouin     My goodness. What a pretty young lady you are. [07:57] Kedouin     I see Mizuto-kun finally has someone     to call family other than his father. [08:02] Kedouin     When I heard what happened from Natsume,      I was worried sick. [08:05] Kedouin     I'm sure you have your hands full     getting used to your new lives, [08:08] Kedouin     but do remember to look after Mizuto-kun. [08:12] Yume     Of course. [08:14] Yume     How strange... [08:16] Yume     She makes it sound as if he can't survive     without someone there to watch over him. [08:21] Kedouin     We've reserved the perfect viewing      spot for the fireworks for you all. [08:26] Kedouin     I can take you there, if you'd like. [08:28] Mineaki     Thank you as always. [08:30] Yuni     The fireworks show starts at eight, right? [08:33] Mineaki     Yeah. [08:34] Yuni     We still have some time before the fireworks. [08:36] Yuni     What would you all like to do? [08:38] Yuni     Oh? Where'd Mizuto-kun go? [08:40] Yume     What? [08:42] Madoka     Uh-oh, he's run off on his own again, has he? [08:45] Madoka     Mizuto-kun always disappears      right before the fireworks every year. [08:52] Yume     I see... That explains it. [08:56] Yume     I get it now. [08:58] Yume     Mizuto was probably     uncomfortable in that setting. [09:01] Yume     So that's why... [09:03] (Flashback) Mineaki     Sure. Thanks, kid. [09:05] Yume     His dad must have been thanking him     for coming along anyway. [09:09] Yume     But it's not that Mizuto     is uninterested in his relatives. [09:14] Yume     If he were completely indifferent to them, [09:16] Yume     he never would've thought     to give Chikuma that toy. [09:21] (Flashback) Mizuto     I'm sorry, but I can't go out with you. [09:25] (Flashback) Mizuto     I'm selfish. [09:27] (Flashback) Mizuto     I can't be attentive to more     than one person at a time. [09:31] (Flashback) Mizuto     And the one slot that I have... [09:33] (Flashback) Mizuto     It's already occupied by someone else,     even though she doesn't deserve it. [09:40] (Flashback) Yume     It must be pretty windy out, huh? [09:43] Mizuto     Oh... Yeah. [09:46] Mizuto     Ayai? [09:47] (Flashback) Yume     Hmm? [09:48] Mizuto     Never mind. [09:51] Mizuto     Actually, my battery's getting pretty low. [09:55] Yume     Why couldn't we talk     while his phone was charging? SIGN    August 22nd (Sat) [10:03] Yume     That wasn't it. SIGN    August 12th (Sat) [10:08] Yume     I didn't know. [10:10] Yume     The person I was two years ago didn't know... [10:13] Yume     that he'd be visiting his     relatives this time of year [10:16] Yume     and trailing around the local festival. [10:22] Yume     When we were just classmates... [10:25] Yume     When I was his girlfriend... [10:27] Yume     And ever since we became family... [10:31] Yume     I've gotten to see many facets of Irido Mizuto. [10:34] Yume     They fit together like puzzle pieces,     one after another, [10:40] Yume     forming a three-dimensional image of him. [10:43] Yume     One I never knew. [10:45] Yume     A picture of him I never would have seen     if I'd stayed just his girlfriend. [10:49] Yume     But still... [10:51] Yume     I'm going to go find him. [10:53] Madoka     Yeah, go get him. SIGN    The Siberian Dancing Girl SIGN    I wanted you to stop me from leaving. [11:05] Mizuto     "I wanted you to stop me from leaving." SIGN    My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex [11:20] Mizuto     For as long as I can remember,     nothing's ever felt real to me. [11:25] Mizuto     Like I was living someone else's life. [11:28] Mizuto     Like I was living in a fictional world. [11:31] Mizuto     Everything about the     "wonders of life" people speak of [11:34] Mizuto     seemed like a faraway fantasy     that only existed in my TV. [11:38] Mizuto     And I wasn't just pretending     to be the guy from No Longer Human*. [11:41] Mizuto     I genuinely couldn't identify with anyone. [11:44] (Flashback) Man     It's a miracle you were born safe and sound. [11:47] (Flashback) Woman     It must be so hard growing up      without a mother. [11:50] Mizuto     I never understood why*     they pitied and praised me [11:56] Mizuto     for simply existing,     for simply breathing the air around me. [12:00] Mizuto     I didn't get it. I didn't understand. [12:03] Mizuto     And because of that,     a hole begun to grow within me... [12:08] Mizuto     until everything passed right through     me without so much as a sound. [12:12] Mizuto     But despite that, the one and only     thing that ever felt real to me SIGN    The Siberian Dancing Girl [12:16] Mizuto     was the world of the written word. [12:18] Mizuto     I will never forget the impact [12:20] Mizuto     of reading my great-grandfather's     "The Siberian Dancing Girl" [12:23] Mizuto     for the very first time. [12:26] Mizuto     My soul glimpsed the world     as reflected in its pages. [12:30] Mizuto     And for once, I felt connected to it. SIGN    The Dancing Girl      Foam on the Waves      And three other tales          Mori Ogai [12:33] Mizuto     "The Dancing Girl" taught me     how weak people can be. [12:36] Mizuto     "Rashomon" taught me about the human ego. [12:38] Mizuto     "The Moon Over the Mountain"     taught me about pride. [12:41] Mizuto     And Kokoro taught me     about the human experience. [12:46] Mizuto     In my mind, the world of fiction was reality, [12:50] Mizuto     while the real world was a fabrication. [12:53] Mizuto     That's why... [12:55] Mizuto     meeting Ayai Yume was just     as insignificant to me at first. [12:59] Mizuto     I merely approached her on a whim. [13:02] Mizuto     But when we went on our     first date at the summer festival, [13:05] Mizuto     something stirred deep within me. [13:08] Mizuto     How could such a weak person exist? [13:10] Mizuto     Someone so weak that she'd     practically forget how to breathe [13:13] Mizuto     if there were no one else around... [13:15] Mizuto     If I abandoned her here, I thought     she'd be doomed to weep eternally [13:20] Mizuto     in absolute solitude. [13:22] Mizuto     "Oh, you poor thing..." [13:26] Mizuto     That thought that arose within me [13:29] Mizuto     was the exact sentiment     others had thrown at me my whole life. [13:33] Mizuto     Ayai... [13:34] Mizuto     From that point on,     you were etched into my heart. [13:37] Mizuto     More intensely than any story I'd ever read. [13:40] Mizuto     To me, [13:42] Mizuto     you felt more real than anyone I'd ever met. [13:47] Yume     Irido Mizuto has always struggled, [13:50] Yume     forever keeping the world at arm's length. [13:52] Yume     But then... [13:54] Yume     One day, he stumbled     upon his salvation, Ayai Yume. [13:57] Yume     To him, she was the key to reversing     his sentence of a pitiful life. [14:04] Yume     But he lost that key. [14:08] Yume     You shouldn't pity him     for not having a mother. [14:11] Yume     You should pity him because he lost     the one thing that meant something to him. [14:15] Yume     And that was... [14:21] Yume     You sure like dark and dingy places, huh? [14:25] Yume     A wimp trying to turn over a new leaf, perhaps? [14:28] Mizuto     Have you just come to ridicule me? [14:30] Mizuto     To tell me I'm a loser who can't even     interact with his own family? [14:33] Yume     Don't be ridiculous. [14:35] Yume     I figured that much out ages ago. [14:38] Yume     It'd be pointless to dredge up. [14:42] Yume     Remember our first date     at the summer festival two years ago? [14:46] Yume     I got lost and called you up in tears. [14:51] Mizuto     Huh? [14:52] Yume     I wonder how many days      had passed after that... [14:55] Yume     when you called me up     out of the blue that one night. [14:59] Yume     I remember it. [15:01] Yume     I could hear the faint rustling     of trees in the background. [15:05] Yume     You were here, weren't you? [15:08] Yume     You know... [15:09] Yume     You must have really liked me, huh? [15:18] Yume     Say, do you remember [15:20] Yume     the date of when we shared our first kiss? [15:23] Mizuto     October 27th, wasn't it? [15:26] Mizuto     It was exactly two months     after we had started dating. [15:30] Yume     I knew you'd remember. [15:32] Mizuto     And how's that? [15:33] Yume     You were able to unlock my phone, were you not? [15:38] Mizuto     You shouldn't be using a date     as a password, you know. [15:42] Yume     You say that... [15:44] Yume     but the fact that your     instinct was to type "1027" [15:47] Yume     must mean you used it     yourself at one point, no? [15:53] Yume     That's right...     We'd been dating exactly two months. [15:56] Yume     I felt that if we didn't do it then,     I'd have to wait a whole month to try again. [16:01] Yume     So I was a little frantic at the time. [16:03] Mizuto     I was sure you'd fallen for some dodgy     advice you'd read online or in a magazine. [16:09] Yume     I might have perused a few articles,     but it was purely for research purposes. [16:14] Mizuto     Either way, it's you we're talking about. [16:16] Mizuto     There's no way you'd have      done something so bold [16:18] Mizuto     without reading about it first. [16:21] Yume     Well, sorry for being so "by the book"! [16:24] Yume     You could at least praise     your girlfriend for being so courageous! [16:27] Mizuto     You were very brave. [16:29] Mizuto     You must have really practiced      that kissing face too. [16:31] Yume     How did you know? [16:33] Mizuto     I knew the moment I saw it. [16:35] Mizuto     There's no way you'd pull something      like that off on your first try. [16:39] Yume     You jerk! [16:40] Yume     I'm pretty good at improv from time to time. [16:44] Mizuto     Only because I'm usually the one      backing you up after the fact. [16:48] Yume     Oh, you're always so condescending. [16:50] Yume     Don't you realize you'd be a better     catch if you'd just bite your tongue? [16:53] Mizuto     What reason do I have to try to adhere      to your taste in men now? [16:57] Yume     You're right. [16:59] Yume     There'd be little point in it. [17:01] Yume     It'd just end in disappointment      for the both of us. [17:03] Mizuto     You took the words right out of my mouth. [17:11] Yume     Say... [17:12] Mizuto     What? [17:14] Yume     Why did you decide to go out with me? [17:17] Mizuto     I probably would've been fine with anyone. [17:20] Yume     What?! [17:22] Mizuto     It was all just a twist of fate. [17:24] Mizuto     A mere coincidence, wouldn't you say? [17:26] Mizuto     Suppose I were to have met      Higashira before I met you. [17:31] Mizuto     In that case, we never would have dated. [17:35] Mizuto     But the reality is... [17:37] Mizuto     you're the one I met. [17:40] Mizuto     In a simple game of musical chairs,      whoever gets there first wins. [17:44] Mizuto     If you're looking for a simple answer,      that's the one I'd give. [17:50] Mizuto     Are you satisfied? [17:52] Yume     Yeah. [17:58] Yume     It's almost time. [17:59] Mizuto     Hmm? [18:00] Yume     For the fireworks we never saw two years ago. [18:09] Yume     We finally get to see them together. [18:28] Yume     Hey... look at me. [18:38] Yume     Not as Ayai Yume, but as Irido Yume... [18:42] Yume     I bestow unto you the second first kiss of my life. [18:47] Yume     I assure you I will vanquish... [18:50] Yume     the girl who's seized     that one slot in your heart. [18:55] Yume     No matter how much you may love Ayai Yume, [19:07] Yume     I, Irido Yume, vow that I will     win you over in the end. [19:21] Madoka     Hey, tell me already! How'd yesterday go? [19:25] Yume     I think we made a big step forward, at least. [19:28] Madoka     Let's go! [19:30] Madoka     If anything ever happens, call me, okay?! [19:32] Madoka     You have my full support— [19:34] Madoka     O-Ouch! [19:34] Madoka     Wh-What was that for, Chikuma?! [19:36] Madoka     Is this your rebellious phase?! [19:40] Yume     Chikuma-kun? [19:43] Madoka     Wait, seriously? Is that what's going on? [19:47] Madoka     Um, how do I put this delicately? [19:50] Madoka     My condolences, I suppose. [19:55] Natsume     I can't thank you enough, Yume-chan. [19:59] Natsume     Take care of Mizuto for me, will you? [20:02] Yume     He's very capable, [20:04] Yume     so I'm sure he doesn't need my help. [20:07] Yume     But it would be my pleasure. [20:09] Yume     You wouldn't know it,     but he gets quite lonely sometimes. [20:15] Mizuto     What were you talking about with Granny? [20:17] Yume     Take a wild guess. [20:20] Mizuto     Why are you acting so weird? [20:22] Yume     Don't worry about it. [20:24] Yume     We're stepsiblings, after all, Mizuto-kun. [20:29] Mizuto     Talk about stating the obvious, Yume-san. [20:39] Isana     What is the meaning of this, Mizuto-kun?! [20:41] Isana     Who is this flagrant playboy?! [20:44] Kogure     What the hell's going on, Irido?! [20:46] Kogure     Who's the chick with the massive jugs?! [20:48] Akatsuki     You stupid horndog. [20:51] Isana     I'm your only friend, right, Mizuto-kun?! [20:53] Isana     Right?! [20:54] Kogure     To think you'd go fooling around with this     chick when you already have Irido-san... [20:58] Kogure     I'm disappointed in you. [21:00] Kogure     I thought you were better than that! [21:02] Mizuto     Kawanami, this is Higashira Isana. [21:06] Mizuto     She's just a friend I met recently      and hit it off with. [21:10] Kogure     A friend you met recently and hit it off with? [21:13] Mizuto     Higashira, this is Kawanami Kogure. [21:16] Mizuto     He's just a classmate who declared himself     my friend and insists on following me around. [21:21] Isana     Someone who insists on following you around? [21:24] Isana     Now I get it. [21:25] Isana     He's your stalker, isn't he? [21:28] Kogure     Now I get it. [21:29] Kogure     She's a succubus who's chosen you as her prey. [21:31] Mizuto     How did you arrive at those conclusions? [21:33] Kogure     Did you think he'd be an easy target      just because he's a nerd? [21:36] Kogure     Well, too bad for you,      but Irido isn't that shallow. [21:40] Kogure     Why don't you give up the charade      before you take a hit to your pride? [21:43] Isana     H-How could you so thoughtlessly     prod at an open wound?! [21:46] Kogure     Oh dear, so you already got the rug     pulled out from under you, did you? [21:51] Kogure     Serves you right— [21:53] Kogure     Ow, ow, ow, ouch! [21:56] Akatsuki     There's nothing going on      between her and Irido-kun, okay? [21:59] Akatsuki     They're just good friends. [22:01] Akatsuki     The fact that you suspect funny business      is your sick little mind at work. [22:06] Akatsuki     You hear me? [22:07] Kogure     I'd rather not take lip from     the chick with the sickest mind of all! [22:11] Akatsuki     What was that? [22:14] Isana     Mizuto-kun and I just really click! [22:17] Isana     It's because of love-obsessed     wannabe players like you [22:20] Isana     that I can't stand extroverts! [22:23] Yume     You're not convincing anyone while      glued to each other like that. [22:28] Yume     Hands off for one second! [22:31] Yume     I'm happy you finally made friends,     unlike back in middle school, [22:36] Yume     my dear little brother. [22:37] Mizuto     And I'm thrilled you actually got     something out of reinventing yourself, [22:41] Mizuto     my dear little sister. SIGN    Irido [22:46] Mizuto & Yume     Looking back, I can only describe     it as youthful indiscretion. SIGN    Saekano:      How to Raise a      Boring Girlfriend [22:50] Mizuto     But from my second to third     year of middle school, [22:54] Mizuto     I had what you might call a girlfriend. [22:58] Yume     But from my second to third     year of middle school, [23:03] Yume     I had what you might call a boyfriend. SIGN    The End Credits of The Fool      Honobu Yonezawa [23:07] Mizuto     We can never go back to how things were. SIGN    Goodbye     Osamu Dazai [23:10] Yume     We can't bring back the happiness     we felt back then. [23:15] Mizuto & Yume     And yet... [23:16] Mizuto     My feelings from that time     are still etched into my soul. [23:22] Yume     For now, I'm okay with that. [23:26] Mizuto     We still haven't fully moved on. [23:29] Yume     But it's fine. SIGN    Irido [23:31] Yume     Because I... No, we... [23:35] Mizuto & Yume     We have a chance to weave a new tale.