E3 - Paws, Paws, Paws…

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    I'd had enough of my abusive owner,
    so I ran away.
[00:04] ---
    PLEASE TAKE ME IN
[00:12] ---
    It's an abandoned kitten, right?
[00:15] ---
    Yes.
[00:16] ---
    I was not abandoned.
    I abandoned my owner.
[00:21] ---
    Aww! He's playing with my tie!
[00:25] ---
    ADORABLE
[00:25] ---
    CAT-LOVERS
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    OH!
[00:33] ---
    He's hissing at Manager!
[00:36] ---
    Why's the little kitty acting like this?
[00:39] ---
    - It always happens.
    - What?
[00:41] ---
    I don't know why,
    but cats always hiss at me.
[00:46] ---
    That's why even though I want a cat,
    I've never had one.
[00:49] ---
    Not even one?
[00:52] ---
    His fur is all ragged.
[00:53] ---
    And he's thin. I think
    we should take him to the vet's.
[00:57] ---
    Whoa! Stay away from me!
[01:02] ---
    Oh! Are you all right, Manager?
[01:05] ---
    Paw.
[01:06] ---
    Paw?
[01:08] ---
    His paw touched me.
[01:10] ---
    It was so soft.
[01:12] ---
    Well, I'm happy for you!
[01:17] ---
    Hey! Little kitty, you can't scratch
    your nails on Manager's briefcase!
[01:23] ---
    Oh, so I can't scratch
    my nails on that, either?
[01:27] ---
    Just like the sofa.
[01:29] ---
    SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH
[01:30] ---
    That time, I got into big trouble
    with my owner.
[01:38] ---
    And she said, "I hate you!"
[01:43] ---
    And she abandoned me.
[01:46] ---
    Wait, I wasn't abandoned!
[01:48] ---
    I'm the one who abandoned her!
[01:50] ---
    He's going to hit me!
[01:53] ---
    That's a good kitty.
[01:58] ---
    I'm guessing that
[02:00] ---
    you wanted to scratch your nails on something
    so you wouldn't hurt anyone, right?
[02:08] ---
    I only scratched my nails
[02:09] ---
    on that sofa because I loved my owner
    and didn't want to hurt her!
[02:13] ---
    But she ended up hating me!
[02:23] ---
    HE'S ATTACHED TO YOU?
[02:23] ---
    The little kitty seems
    to have gotten attached to you.
[02:26] ---
    I-I am not attached!
[02:28] ---
    Manager, it looks like
    you can keep this kitty!
[02:32] ---
    MEOW?!
[02:36] ---
    Paws, paws, paws...
[02:39] ---
    Huh? He's not attached to you?
[02:41] ---
    I think he's going easy on me.
[02:45] ---
    All right. Let's go
    to the veterinary hospital, then.
[04:18] ---
    FLUFFY VETERINARY HOSPITAL
[04:19] ---
    EPISODE 03  PAWS, PAWS, PAWS...
[04:23] ---
    Hey, what's wrong?
[04:26] ---
    Next, please.
[04:30] ---
    I wonder why cats always hiss at me.
[04:33] ---
    If kitties could talk, it would be great
    to hear the reason.
[04:38] ---
    His eyes are cat-like,
    but he's got a human body.
[04:41] ---
    I thought he was a monster cat.
[04:44] ---
    To be honest, I really do love cats,
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    so when they hiss at me, it depresses me
    for at least three days.
[04:47] ---
    HISS!
[04:47] ---
    SAD
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    So I'm a little wary of approaching cats.
[04:54] ---
    And for the last few years, I couldn't
    go near the cats that I've found.
[05:00] ---
    But this one
    seems to have gotten attached to me.
[05:02] ---
    So I think we can live together.
[05:06] ---
    I-It's not like I'm attached to you.
[05:09] ---
    If he's afraid to get near cats, then...
[05:13] ---
    I'll go tame him for you.
[05:15] ---
    He mustered his courage
    to approach one for me that day.
[05:19] ---
    Now I'm even more moved!
[05:21] ---
    Even if it was a tree!
[05:23] ---
    Wait, do you want to take in
    that cat, by any chance?
[05:27] ---
    Enough to cry over it?
[05:28] ---
    Uh, no, I just got
    some dust in my eye.
[05:31] ---
    Pets aren't allowed
    in my building anyway.
[05:35] ---
    FLUFFY VETERINARY HOSPITAL
[05:41] ---
    There's a home improvement store
    nearby that's still open.
[05:45] ---
    Looks like we can get
    cat food and bedding there, too.
[05:52] ---
    All right, then,
    I'll be waiting here with the kitty.
[05:54] ---
    Okay. I'll be right back.
[05:56] ---
    PET SUPPLY CORNER
[05:57] ---
    Let's see.
[06:00] ---
    Oh, it's over there.
[06:02] ---
    YUMMY CAT FOOD
[06:07] ---
    That will be 6,290 yen, please.
[06:11] ---
    All right. I got the stuff.
[06:13] ---
    Let's hurry and get back to the kitten.
[06:15] ---
    Thank you very much!
[06:17] ---
    Thank you.
[06:17] ---
    Wait. Excuse me, sir! Your purchases!
[06:22] ---
    Will Manager be back soon?
    What do you say, kitty?
[06:26] ---
    I-It's not like I'm waiting for him.
[06:32] ---
    Come to think of it,
    what should I name him?
[06:34] ---
    A name? That's a tough one, isn't it?
[06:38] ---
    I don't need a name.
    You're only going to abandon me again.
[06:43] ---
    I'll be getting out right here.
[06:47] ---
    Thanks for coming with me.
[06:48] ---
    All right, then, if you'll excuse me.
[06:50] ---
    See you, kitty!
[07:31] ---
    I'll be heading off to work.
    You won't be lonely, will you?
[07:35] ---
    As if I'd be lonely!
    Just get going already!
[07:38] ---
    I'll come home as soon as I can.
[07:48] ---
    Hey, it's Manager.
[07:49] ---
    Good morning!
[07:51] ---
    Good morning.
[07:55] ---
    You bought one for me, too.
    Thank you so much!
[07:58] ---
    It's fine. Coffee from specialty shops
    taste better, doesn't it?
[08:03] ---
    So how's the little kitty doing?
[08:05] ---
    He's fine. I want to give him
    a name as soon as possible.
[08:09] ---
    You're having a tough time, huh?
[08:09] ---
    SHIROKICHI    SHIRONOSUKE
    SHIROTARO    SHIROSUKE
    SHIRO    SHIROU
    SHIROJIRO
    SHIROHIKO
[08:11] ---
    Yes. I can't seem to decide.
[08:14] ---
    Well, names are important.
[08:17] ---
    He's putting so much effort
    into thinking up a name for his cat.
[08:20] ---
    To be able to work under
    such a kind-hearted manager...
[08:25] ---
    Momose, should we go now?
[08:27] ---
    Uh, right!
[08:32] ---
    I'm home.
[08:37] ---
    Did Momose really want
    to take in this cat, after all?
[08:41] ---
    Enough to cry over it?
[08:43] ---
    GLOOMY GLOOMY
[08:43] ---
    I want to see the kitty!
[08:46] ---
    That's a lot of steam.
[08:53] ---
    I want to see the kitty!
[08:55] ---
    I want to see the kitty!
[08:58] ---
    I want to see the kitty!
[09:01] ---
    That's a long bath.
[09:04] ---
    He's like a boiled octopus.
[09:15] ---
    I want to see the kitty!
[09:17] ---
    I want to see the kitty!
[09:18] ---
    I want to see the kitty!
[09:20] ---
    I want to see the kitty!
[09:31] ---
    Momose?
[09:33] ---
    Good morning.
[09:34] ---
    Manager. Good morning.
[09:39] ---
    I'm giving you a key to my place.
[09:43] ---
    Come over anytime.
[09:50] ---
    Morning!
[09:51] ---
    They've rescheduled today's meeting.
[09:54] ---
    Did you hear what happened
    this morning in the train?
[09:57] ---
    You mean between Manager Shirosaki
    and Momose, right?
[09:59] ---
    Someone in Accounting said she saw it.
[10:01] ---
    Yes, that!
[10:03] ---
    Later on, the hot topic at the office was how
    Manager had proposed to me that morning.
[10:18] ---
    Morning.
[10:32] ---
    Sorry. I'll play with you
    when I get home, okay?
[10:38] ---
    Today's Sunday, huh?
[10:40] ---
    My new owner is goofy.
[10:46] ---
    My old owner was never home
    on Sundays, either.
[10:50] ---
    But this owner's home.
[10:53] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[10:55] ---
    Let's play as soon as I'm done
    hanging these.
[10:57] ---
    Huh! Not like I'm waiting or anything.
[11:00] ---
    I dropped some laundry.
[11:03] ---
    I'm going to go pick it up.
[11:07] ---
    Why are you hanging onto me?
[11:09] ---
    I'm coming right back, so don't be so...
[11:14] ---
    All right. Now we can play a lot.
[11:18] ---
    I-It's not like I especially want to play.
[11:19] ---
    LEAP LEAP LEAP
[11:24] ---
    Caressing massage.
[11:25] ---
    Not like I want you to caress me.
[11:29] ---
    All right, done!
[11:31] ---
    A stuffed animal.
[11:33] ---
    Not like you have to make it for me.
[11:37] ---
    Even after scratching, the shortened part
    of the cat's nails get sharper.
[11:41] ---
    I didn't know that.
[11:42] ---
    What?
[11:45] ---
    I'll buy you some nail clippers
    tomorrow, all right?
[11:48] ---
    I-It's not like I want them.
[11:57] ---
    You'll catch cold
    sleeping with your belly exposed.
[12:00] ---
    I never catch colds.
[12:08] ---
    About the report on that amusement park
    you scouted the other day...
[12:11] ---
    I'd like you to include photos of the rides
    that would show what kind of park it is.
[12:17] ---
    What kind of rides were there?
[12:19] ---
    Right. For example,
    which would you pick, Momose?
[12:25] ---
    All photos of the kitty!
[12:28] ---
    Like the one that left
    the greatest impression on you.
[12:31] ---
    Impression...
[12:33] ---
    Oh. This rollercoaster had
    an incredible dead-drop, didn't it?
[12:36] ---
    It packed a lot of punch, right?
[12:38] ---
    And speaking of impressions,
    this haunted house left one, too.
[12:41] ---
    Yeah, how scary was that?
[12:43] ---
    The scenery from the Ferris wheel
    was also gorgeous.
[12:45] ---
    Yes.
[12:46] ---
    And who knew that the merry-go-round
    had evolved so much?
[12:47] ---
    ALONE
[12:47] ---
    Alone.
[12:50] ---
    Welcome!
[12:52] ---
    Three guests!
    Please find a seat in the back!
[12:54] ---
    Manager, it seems like you and the kitty
    have gotten really close.
[12:58] ---
    The photos you showed me.
    There were so many of the kitty!
[13:02] ---
    Oh, have you decided on a name?
[13:05] ---
    I still can't think of one.
[13:07] ---
    Though I'd really like
    to come up with one soon.
[13:11] ---
    Why don't you name him after
    one of his favorite foods or toys?
[13:15] ---
    A toy, huh?
[13:19] ---
    H-He's deep in thought!
[13:22] ---
    Oh, uh, he doesn't
    hiss at you anymore, right?
[13:27] ---
    No. That hasn't happened to me
    since that day.
[13:31] ---
    Since that day?
[13:32] ---
    You mean there were kitties
    who didn't hiss at you?
[13:35] ---
    Back when I was a kid.
[13:38] ---
    Grandma! Grandma!
[13:43] ---
    What's the matter, Yu?
[13:45] ---
    Look what I found, Grandma!
    A cat that doesn't hiss!
[13:48] ---
    Dear boy, that's...
[13:50] ---
    A tanuki.
[13:51] ---
    Huh?
[13:52] ---
    That's what I was told,
    so I returned it to the mountains.
[13:55] ---
    He's been goofy since he was a child!
[13:57] ---
    Sure brings back memories.
[13:59] ---
    When I was a kid,
    I was always with my grandmother.
[14:02] ---
    So you were a grandma's boy!
[14:07] ---
    I learned a lot from my grandmother.
[14:09] ---
    About nature, and wild animals...
[14:13] ---
    Grandma, do I really have to send it back?
[14:16] ---
    Animals who were born in the wild
    should live in the wild.
[14:24] ---
    Then let's give him a name.
[14:26] ---
    That way, he might recognize you
    if you ever meet again.
[14:29] ---
    Okay.
[14:32] ---
    About everyday life...
[14:35] ---
    Look, I made you a tanuki!
[14:38] ---
    It's cute!
[14:40] ---
    I'm done, too.
[14:42] ---
    Well, what a cute tanuki!
[14:44] ---
    It's a cat.
[14:46] ---
    And also about life.
[14:49] ---
    What? Grandma,
    you're going to die one day?
[14:52] ---
    That's right. No matter how long I live,
    I won't make it past 100.
[14:58] ---
    Grandma, you're going to live to be 999!
[15:02] ---
    What am I, a monster?
[15:06] ---
    And one year ago,
    that grandmother of mine...
[15:11] ---
    O-One year ago?
[15:15] ---
    Today I'm going to show you
    how to make kiritanpo!
[15:18] ---
    GRANDMA'S BAG OF WISDOM CHANNEL
    HOW TO MAKE KIRITANPO
    100,000 VIEWS
[15:19] ---
    She started posting videos to MyTube.
[15:21] ---
    She's bursting with life!
[15:23] ---
    Instant follow!
[15:27] ---
    Your bath will soon be ready.
[15:30] ---
    I'm going to go take a bath.
[15:34] ---
    Just go take it for all I care.
[15:37] ---
    I hear that cats worry about their owners
    and follow them into the bath,
[15:43] ---
    but I guess mine is an exception.
[15:53] ---
    I forgot to plug it.
    I'll just leave for now.
[15:59] ---
    Ba-bump.
[16:01] ---
    Cats love playing tag with their owners.
[16:05] ---
    Want to play?
[16:11] ---
    I don't do that kind of thing.
[16:14] ---
    But I guess if you insist.
[16:19] ---
    I don't see him!
[16:23] ---
    Did he storm off in a rage?
[16:26] ---
    The truth is, I did want to play tag.
[16:28] ---
    But I was embarrassed.
[16:30] ---
    Come back!
[16:37] ---
    HIS SHIN HIT THE TABLE
[16:37] ---
    I totally smashed my shin.
[16:41] ---
    Little kitty, I'm heading out now.
[16:45] ---
    I'll come home as soon as I can.
[16:52] ---
    You're not lonely, are you?
[16:53] ---
    Of course I'm not lonely.
    Hurry up and go.
[17:02] ---
    I'm off, then.
[17:16] ---
    It's my owner's warmth.
[17:19] ---
    I forgot my bag.
[17:24] ---
    Adorable.
[17:27] ---
    My new owner is goofy.
[17:35] ---
    Good morning.
[17:36] ---
    Good morning.
[17:37] ---
    You're still struggling
    over a name, I see.
[17:41] ---
    SHIIRO
    SHIROKICHI    CHURURURU
    WHITE
    NEKOJARASHIRO
    FUWATA
    KEITO-MAN
[17:42] ---
    He's veering way off course.
[17:46] ---
    Cats sure are cute, aren't they?
[17:48] ---
    Want me to help you
    come up with one?
[17:50] ---
    Yes. Thanks.
[17:52] ---
    For starters, which one of these
    do you think is the best, Momose?
[17:56] ---
    O-One of those?
    Um, let's see, maybe Fuwata?
[17:56] ---
    Morning.
[17:57] ---
    I heard good things
    about your presentation yesterday.
[18:01] ---
    Dejected.
[18:01] ---
    DEJECTED
[18:04] ---
    No one has any interest in me.
[18:07] ---
    Not my subordinates...
[18:15] ---
    Not my ex-wife, who left me
    right after I bought our house.
[18:20] ---
    I'm home.
[18:21] ---
    But that's okay. After all, I have...
[18:30] ---
    Good boy, Me.
[18:32] ---
    This is Kumatte, which I bought online
    because I was so lonely post-divorce.
[18:38] ---
    Manager, do you have a minute?
[18:40] ---
    Sure.
[18:42] ---
    About this Fuzzy Zoo
    limited time campaign...
[18:46] ---
    FUZZY ZOO
    LIMITED TIME CAMPAIGN
    NOTICE
[18:48] ---
    A tanuki...
[18:51] ---
    Then let's give him a name.
[18:53] ---
    That way, he might recognize you
    if you ever meet again.
[18:58] ---
    A name?
[18:59] ---
    Because it's our tanuki, Yu.
    How about Yu-ba?
[19:05] ---
    Okay!
[19:10] ---
    Yu-ba, take care of yourself!
[19:19] ---
    The cat's name...
[19:20] ---
    Since it was you and me
    who found him...
[19:24] ---
    SHIROSAKI      MOMOSE
    HAKUTOU
[19:25] ---
    Hakutou!
[19:26] ---
    Hakutou! I like it!
[19:29] ---
    ACHOO
[19:38] ---
    I'm home, Hakutou.
[19:47] ---
    I've decided on a name for you.
[19:51] ---
    Starting today, you're Hakutou.
[20:02] ---
    TOUSLE TOUSLE
[20:04] ---
    I don't even want a name.
[20:07] ---
    I can see that you like it, huh, Hakutou?
[20:10] ---
    No, I don't like it!
    Hakutou! Hakutou!
[20:11] ---
    HOORAY
[20:20] ---
    Hakutou.
[20:22] ---
    I-It's not like I was planning
    to lick your face.
[20:25] ---
    I'm going to try to make
    lots of time for you.
[20:30] ---
    So let's spend a lot of it together.
[20:39] ---
    These days, my owner
    never comes home at all.
[20:45] ---
    Maybe she thinks it's too much trouble
    to play with me and my toys, or pet me?
[20:55] ---
    Then she doesn't have to do any of that.
[21:03] ---
    I just want to be with you.
[21:11] ---
    Hakutou.
[21:18] ---
    Hakutou.
[21:24] ---
    I want to make you happy.
[21:28] ---
    Of course I'm already happy.
[21:33] ---
    You really are goofy.
[23:11] ---
    Are you a moron?
[23:12] ---
    That's part of your job, you idiot!
[23:16] ---
    I'm very sorry.
[23:17] ---
    Die! You goddamned idiot!
[23:19] ---
    Don't come to the office anymore!
[23:19] ---
    That's an abusive boss
    he's talking to, for sure.
[23:22] ---
    I don't know this guy, but I'm worried.
[23:25] ---
    - Momose...
    - Yes?
[23:27] ---
    ...is his name.
    He's new here, and...
[23:29] ---
    Hey, are you listening?
    You useless jerk!
[23:32] ---
    Can you not comprehend
    what a person's saying to you?
[23:37] ---
    What's up with these two?