# E3 - Paws, Paws, Paws…
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQJP0K/paws-paws-paws)
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*I'd had enough of my abusive owner,
so I ran away.*
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PLEASE TAKE ME IN
**[00:12] ---**
It's an abandoned kitten, right?
**[00:15] ---**
Yes.
**[00:16] ---**
*I was not abandoned.
I abandoned my owner.*
**[00:21] ---**
Aww! He's playing with my tie!
**[00:25] ---**
ADORABLE
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CAT-LOVERS
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OH!
**[00:33] ---**
*He's hissing at Manager!*
**[00:36] ---**
Why's the little kitty acting like this?
**[00:39] ---**
- It always happens.
- What?
**[00:41] ---**
I don't know why,
but cats always hiss at me.
**[00:46] ---**
That's why even though I want a cat,
I've never had one.
**[00:49] ---**
Not even one?
**[00:52] ---**
His fur is all ragged.
**[00:53] ---**
And he's thin. I think
we should take him to the vet's.
**[00:57] ---**
*Whoa! Stay away from me!*
**[01:02] ---**
Oh! Are you all right, Manager?
**[01:05] ---**
Paw.
**[01:06] ---**
Paw?
**[01:08] ---**
His paw touched me.
**[01:10] ---**
It was so soft.
**[01:12] ---**
Well, I'm happy for you!
**[01:17] ---**
Hey! Little kitty, you can't scratch
your nails on Manager's briefcase!
**[01:23] ---**
*Oh, so I can't scratch
my nails on that, either?*
**[01:27] ---**
*Just like the sofa.*
**[01:29] ---**
SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH
**[01:30] ---**
*That time, I got into big trouble
with my owner.*
**[01:38] ---**
*And she said, "I hate you!"*
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*And she abandoned me.*
**[01:46] ---**
*Wait, I wasn't abandoned!*
**[01:48] ---**
*I'm the one who abandoned her!*
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*He's going to hit me!*
**[01:53] ---**
That's a good kitty.
**[01:58] ---**
I'm guessing that
**[02:00] ---**
you wanted to scratch your nails on something
so you wouldn't hurt anyone, right?
**[02:08] ---**
*I only scratched my nails*
**[02:09] ---**
*on that sofa because I loved my owner
and didn't want to hurt her!*
**[02:13] ---**
*But she ended up hating me!*
**[02:23] ---**
HE'S ATTACHED TO YOU?
**[02:23] ---**
The little kitty seems
to have gotten attached to you.
**[02:26] ---**
*I-I am not attached!*
**[02:28] ---**
Manager, it looks like
you can keep this kitty!
**[02:32] ---**
MEOW?!
**[02:36] ---**
Paws, paws, paws...
**[02:39] ---**
Huh? He's not attached to you?
**[02:41] ---**
I think he's going easy on me.
**[02:45] ---**
All right. Let's go
to the veterinary hospital, then.
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FLUFFY VETERINARY HOSPITAL
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EPISODE 03 PAWS, PAWS, PAWS...
**[04:23] ---**
Hey, what's wrong?
**[04:26] ---**
*Next, please.*
**[04:30] ---**
I wonder why cats always hiss at me.
**[04:33] ---**
If kitties could talk, it would be great
to hear the reason.
**[04:38] ---**
*His eyes are cat-like,
but he's got a human body.*
**[04:41] ---**
*I thought he was a monster cat.*
**[04:44] ---**
To be honest, I really do love cats,
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so when they hiss at me, it depresses me
for at least three days.
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HISS!
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SAD
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So I'm a little wary of approaching cats.
**[04:54] ---**
And for the last few years, I couldn't
go near the cats that I've found.
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But this one
seems to have gotten attached to me.
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So I think we can live together.
**[05:06] ---**
*I-It's not like I'm attached to you.*
**[05:09] ---**
*If he's afraid to get near cats, then...*
**[05:13] ---**
*I'll go tame him for you.*
**[05:15] ---**
*He mustered his courage
to approach one for me that day.*
**[05:19] ---**
*Now I'm even more moved!*
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*Even if it was a tree!*
**[05:23] ---**
Wait, do you want to take in
that cat, by any chance?
**[05:27] ---**
Enough to cry over it?
**[05:28] ---**
Uh, no, I just got
some dust in my eye.
**[05:31] ---**
Pets aren't allowed
in my building anyway.
**[05:35] ---**
FLUFFY VETERINARY HOSPITAL
**[05:41] ---**
There's a home improvement store
nearby that's still open.
**[05:45] ---**
Looks like we can get
cat food and bedding there, too.
**[05:52] ---**
All right, then,
I'll be waiting here with the kitty.
**[05:54] ---**
Okay. I'll be right back.
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PET SUPPLY CORNER
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Let's see.
**[06:00] ---**
Oh, it's over there.
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YUMMY CAT FOOD
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That will be 6,290 yen, please.
**[06:11] ---**
*All right. I got the stuff.*
**[06:13] ---**
*Let's hurry and get back to the kitten.*
**[06:15] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[06:17] ---**
Thank you.
**[06:17] ---**
Wait. Excuse me, sir! Your purchases!
**[06:22] ---**
Will Manager be back soon?
What do you say, kitty?
**[06:26] ---**
*I-It's not like I'm waiting for him.*
**[06:32] ---**
Come to think of it,
what should I name him?
**[06:34] ---**
A name? That's a tough one, isn't it?
**[06:38] ---**
*I don't need a name.
You're only going to abandon me again.*
**[06:43] ---**
I'll be getting out right here.
**[06:47] ---**
Thanks for coming with me.
**[06:48] ---**
All right, then, if you'll excuse me.
**[06:50] ---**
See you, kitty!
**[07:31] ---**
I'll be heading off to work.
You won't be lonely, will you?
**[07:35] ---**
*As if I'd be lonely!
Just get going already!*
**[07:38] ---**
I'll come home as soon as I can.
**[07:48] ---**
Hey, it's Manager.
**[07:49] ---**
Good morning!
**[07:51] ---**
Good morning.
**[07:55] ---**
You bought one for me, too.
Thank you so much!
**[07:58] ---**
It's fine. Coffee from specialty shops
taste better, doesn't it?
**[08:03] ---**
So how's the little kitty doing?
**[08:05] ---**
He's fine. I want to give him
a name as soon as possible.
**[08:09] ---**
You're having a tough time, huh?
**[08:09] ---**
SHIROKICHI SHIRONOSUKE
SHIROTARO SHIROSUKE
SHIRO SHIROU
SHIROJIRO
SHIROHIKO
**[08:11] ---**
Yes. I can't seem to decide.
**[08:14] ---**
Well, names are important.
**[08:17] ---**
*He's putting so much effort
into thinking up a name for his cat.*
**[08:20] ---**
*To be able to work under
such a kind-hearted manager...*
**[08:25] ---**
Momose, should we go now?
**[08:27] ---**
Uh, right!
**[08:32] ---**
I'm home.
**[08:37] ---**
*Did Momose really want
to take in this cat, after all?*
**[08:41] ---**
*Enough to cry over it?*
**[08:43] ---**
GLOOMY GLOOMY
**[08:43] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[08:46] ---**
*That's a lot of steam.*
**[08:53] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[08:55] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[08:58] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[09:01] ---**
*That's a long bath.*
**[09:04] ---**
*He's like a boiled octopus.*
**[09:15] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[09:17] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[09:18] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[09:20] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[09:31] ---**
Momose?
**[09:33] ---**
Good morning.
**[09:34] ---**
Manager. Good morning.
**[09:39] ---**
I'm giving you a key to my place.
**[09:43] ---**
Come over anytime.
**[09:50] ---**
Morning!
**[09:51] ---**
They've rescheduled today's meeting.
**[09:54] ---**
Did you hear what happened
this morning in the train?
**[09:57] ---**
You mean between Manager Shirosaki
and Momose, right?
**[09:59] ---**
Someone in Accounting said she saw it.
**[10:01] ---**
Yes, that!
**[10:03] ---**
*Later on, the hot topic at the office was how
Manager had proposed to me that morning.*
**[10:18] ---**
Morning.
**[10:32] ---**
Sorry. I'll play with you
when I get home, okay?
**[10:38] ---**
Today's Sunday, huh?
**[10:40] ---**
*My new owner is goofy.*
**[10:46] ---**
*My old owner was never home
on Sundays, either.*
**[10:50] ---**
*But this owner's home.*
**[10:53] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[10:55] ---**
Let's play as soon as I'm done
hanging these.
**[10:57] ---**
*Huh! Not like I'm waiting or anything.*
**[11:00] ---**
I dropped some laundry.
**[11:03] ---**
I'm going to go pick it up.
**[11:07] ---**
Why are you hanging onto me?
**[11:09] ---**
I'm coming right back, so don't be so...
**[11:14] ---**
All right. Now we can play a lot.
**[11:18] ---**
*I-It's not like I especially want to play.*
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LEAP LEAP LEAP
**[11:24] ---**
Caressing massage.
**[11:25] ---**
*Not like I want you to caress me.*
**[11:29] ---**
All right, done!
**[11:31] ---**
A stuffed animal.
**[11:33] ---**
*Not like you have to make it for me.*
**[11:37] ---**
Even after scratching, the shortened part
of the cat's nails get sharper.
**[11:41] ---**
I didn't know that.
**[11:42] ---**
*What?*
**[11:45] ---**
I'll buy you some nail clippers
tomorrow, all right?
**[11:48] ---**
*I-It's not like I want them.*
**[11:57] ---**
You'll catch cold
sleeping with your belly exposed.
**[12:00] ---**
*I never catch colds.*
**[12:08] ---**
About the report on that amusement park
you scouted the other day...
**[12:11] ---**
I'd like you to include photos of the rides
that would show what kind of park it is.
**[12:17] ---**
What kind of rides were there?
**[12:19] ---**
Right. For example,
which would you pick, Momose?
**[12:25] ---**
*All photos of the kitty!*
**[12:28] ---**
Like the one that left
the greatest impression on you.
**[12:31] ---**
Impression...
**[12:33] ---**
Oh. This rollercoaster had
an incredible dead-drop, didn't it?
**[12:36] ---**
It packed a lot of punch, right?
**[12:38] ---**
And speaking of impressions,
this haunted house left one, too.
**[12:41] ---**
Yeah, how scary was that?
**[12:43] ---**
The scenery from the Ferris wheel
was also gorgeous.
**[12:45] ---**
Yes.
**[12:46] ---**
And who knew that the merry-go-round
had evolved so much?
**[12:47] ---**
ALONE
**[12:47] ---**
*Alone.*
**[12:50] ---**
Welcome!
**[12:52] ---**
Three guests!
Please find a seat in the back!
**[12:54] ---**
Manager, it seems like you and the kitty
have gotten really close.
**[12:58] ---**
The photos you showed me.
There were so many of the kitty!
**[13:02] ---**
Oh, have you decided on a name?
**[13:05] ---**
I still can't think of one.
**[13:07] ---**
Though I'd really like
to come up with one soon.
**[13:11] ---**
Why don't you name him after
one of his favorite foods or toys?
**[13:15] ---**
A toy, huh?
**[13:19] ---**
*H-He's deep in thought!*
**[13:22] ---**
Oh, uh, he doesn't
hiss at you anymore, right?
**[13:27] ---**
No. That hasn't happened to me
since that day.
**[13:31] ---**
Since that day?
**[13:32] ---**
You mean there were kitties
who didn't hiss at you?
**[13:35] ---**
Back when I was a kid.
**[13:38] ---**
Grandma! Grandma!
**[13:43] ---**
What's the matter, Yu?
**[13:45] ---**
Look what I found, Grandma!
A cat that doesn't hiss!
**[13:48] ---**
Dear boy, that's...
**[13:50] ---**
A tanuki.
**[13:51] ---**
Huh?
**[13:52] ---**
That's what I was told,
so I returned it to the mountains.
**[13:55] ---**
*He's been goofy since he was a child!*
**[13:57] ---**
Sure brings back memories.
**[13:59] ---**
When I was a kid,
I was always with my grandmother.
**[14:02] ---**
So you were a grandma's boy!
**[14:07] ---**
I learned a lot from my grandmother.
**[14:09] ---**
About nature, and wild animals...
**[14:13] ---**
Grandma, do I really have to send it back?
**[14:16] ---**
Animals who were born in the wild
should live in the wild.
**[14:24] ---**
Then let's give him a name.
**[14:26] ---**
That way, he might recognize you
if you ever meet again.
**[14:29] ---**
Okay.
**[14:32] ---**
About everyday life...
**[14:35] ---**
Look, I made you a tanuki!
**[14:38] ---**
It's cute!
**[14:40] ---**
I'm done, too.
**[14:42] ---**
Well, what a cute tanuki!
**[14:44] ---**
It's a cat.
**[14:46] ---**
And also about life.
**[14:49] ---**
What? Grandma,
you're going to die one day?
**[14:52] ---**
That's right. No matter how long I live,
I won't make it past 100.
**[14:58] ---**
Grandma, you're going to live to be 999!
**[15:02] ---**
What am I, a monster?
**[15:06] ---**
And one year ago,
that grandmother of mine...
**[15:11] ---**
O-One year ago?
**[15:15] ---**
*Today I'm going to show you
how to make kiritanpo!*
**[15:18] ---**
GRANDMA'S BAG OF WISDOM CHANNEL
HOW TO MAKE KIRITANPO
100,000 VIEWS
**[15:19] ---**
She started posting videos to MyTube.
**[15:21] ---**
She's bursting with life!
**[15:23] ---**
*Instant follow!*
**[15:27] ---**
*Your bath will soon be ready.*
**[15:30] ---**
I'm going to go take a bath.
**[15:34] ---**
*Just go take it for all I care.*
**[15:37] ---**
I hear that cats worry about their owners
and follow them into the bath,
**[15:43] ---**
but I guess mine is an exception.
**[15:53] ---**
I forgot to plug it.
I'll just leave for now.
**[15:59] ---**
*Ba-bump.*
**[16:01] ---**
Cats love playing tag with their owners.
**[16:05] ---**
Want to play?
**[16:11] ---**
*I don't do that kind of thing.*
**[16:14] ---**
*But I guess if you insist.*
**[16:19] ---**
*I don't see him!*
**[16:23] ---**
*Did he storm off in a rage?*
**[16:26] ---**
*The truth is, I did want to play tag.*
**[16:28] ---**
*But I was embarrassed.*
**[16:30] ---**
*Come back!*
**[16:37] ---**
HIS SHIN HIT THE TABLE
**[16:37] ---**
I totally smashed my shin.
**[16:41] ---**
Little kitty, I'm heading out now.
**[16:45] ---**
I'll come home as soon as I can.
**[16:52] ---**
You're not lonely, are you?
**[16:53] ---**
*Of course I'm not lonely.
Hurry up and go.*
**[17:02] ---**
I'm off, then.
**[17:16] ---**
*It's my owner's warmth.*
**[17:19] ---**
I forgot my bag.
**[17:24] ---**
Adorable.
**[17:27] ---**
*My new owner is goofy.*
**[17:35] ---**
Good morning.
**[17:36] ---**
Good morning.
**[17:37] ---**
You're still struggling
over a name, I see.
**[17:41] ---**
SHIIRO
SHIROKICHI CHURURURU
WHITE
NEKOJARASHIRO
FUWATA
KEITO-MAN
**[17:42] ---**
*He's veering way off course.*
**[17:46] ---**
Cats sure are cute, aren't they?
**[17:48] ---**
Want me to help you
come up with one?
**[17:50] ---**
Yes. Thanks.
**[17:52] ---**
For starters, which one of these
do you think is the best, Momose?
**[17:56] ---**
O-One of those?
Um, let's see, maybe Fuwata?
**[17:56] ---**
Morning.
**[17:57] ---**
I heard good things
about your presentation yesterday.
**[18:01] ---**
*Dejected.*
**[18:01] ---**
DEJECTED
**[18:04] ---**
*No one has any interest in me.*
**[18:07] ---**
*Not my subordinates...*
**[18:15] ---**
*Not my ex-wife, who left me
right after I bought our house.*
**[18:20] ---**
I'm home.
**[18:21] ---**
*But that's okay. After all, I have...*
**[18:30] ---**
Good boy, Me.
**[18:32] ---**
*This is Kumatte, which I bought online
because I was so lonely post-divorce.*
**[18:38] ---**
Manager, do you have a minute?
**[18:40] ---**
Sure.
**[18:42] ---**
About this Fuzzy Zoo
limited time campaign...
**[18:46] ---**
FUZZY ZOO
LIMITED TIME CAMPAIGN
NOTICE
**[18:48] ---**
A tanuki...
**[18:51] ---**
Then let's give him a name.
**[18:53] ---**
That way, he might recognize you
if you ever meet again.
**[18:58] ---**
A name?
**[18:59] ---**
Because it's our tanuki, Yu.
How about Yu-ba?
**[19:05] ---**
Okay!
**[19:10] ---**
Yu-ba, take care of yourself!
**[19:19] ---**
The cat's name...
**[19:20] ---**
Since it was you and me
who found him...
**[19:24] ---**
SHIROSAKI MOMOSE
HAKUTOU
**[19:25] ---**
Hakutou!
**[19:26] ---**
Hakutou! I like it!
**[19:29] ---**
ACHOO
**[19:38] ---**
I'm home, Hakutou.
**[19:47] ---**
I've decided on a name for you.
**[19:51] ---**
Starting today, you're Hakutou.
**[20:02] ---**
TOUSLE TOUSLE
**[20:04] ---**
*I don't even want a name.*
**[20:07] ---**
I can see that you like it, huh, Hakutou?
**[20:10] ---**
*No, I don't like it!
Hakutou! Hakutou!*
**[20:11] ---**
HOORAY
**[20:20] ---**
Hakutou.
**[20:22] ---**
*I-It's not like I was planning
to lick your face.*
**[20:25] ---**
I'm going to try to make
lots of time for you.
**[20:30] ---**
So let's spend a lot of it together.
**[20:39] ---**
*These days, my owner
never comes home at all.*
**[20:45] ---**
*Maybe she thinks it's too much trouble
to play with me and my toys, or pet me?*
**[20:55] ---**
*Then she doesn't have to do any of that.*
**[21:03] ---**
*I just want to be with you.*
**[21:11] ---**
Hakutou.
**[21:18] ---**
Hakutou.
**[21:24] ---**
I want to make you happy.
**[21:28] ---**
*Of course I'm already happy.*
**[21:33] ---**
*You really are goofy.*
**[23:11] ---**
*Are you a moron?*
**[23:12] ---**
*That's part of your job, you idiot!*
**[23:16] ---**
I'm very sorry.
**[23:17] ---**
*Die! You goddamned idiot!*
**[23:19] ---**
*Don't come to the office anymore!*
**[23:19] ---**
*That's an abusive boss
he's talking to, for sure.*
**[23:22] ---**
*I don't know this guy, but I'm worried.*
**[23:25] ---**
- Momose...
- Yes?
**[23:27] ---**
...is his name.
He's new here, and...
**[23:29] ---**
*Hey, are you listening?
You useless jerk!*
**[23:32] ---**
*Can you not comprehend
what a person's saying to you?*
**[23:37] ---**
*What's up with these two?*