# My New Boss is Goofy
Momose has left his previous job due to his boss’s harassment. Fearing his new boss, Shirosaki, will be just as terrible, he begins his first day feeling anxious. As he nervously awaits the introduction, Momose tries to calm his queasy stomach. But the minute Shirosaki walks in, his worries are gone! Unexpectedly, Momose’s new boss is a total airhead who loves goofing off.
# Season 1
# E1 - It's a little cracked!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4MX9K/its-a-little-cracked)
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***SIGN*** STOMACH A PRESCRIPTION
KENTARO MOMOSE
1 PER DAY FOR 7 DAYS
**[00:02] ---**
*My abusive boss gave me mental stress
and an ulcer, so I switched jobs.*
**[00:17] ---**
*This is my first day of work.*
**[00:24] ---**
*What if my new boss
is another abusive person?*
**[00:30] ---**
This is Kentaro Momose,
who's starting here today.
**[00:35] ---**
I hope you all work well together.
***SIGN*** KENTARO MOMOSE (AGE 26)
**[00:37] ---**
I'm looking forward to working here!
**[00:41] ---**
Shirosaki, look after him, will you?
**[00:46] ---**
*So this is my new boss?*
***SIGN*** YUSEI SHIROSAKI (AGE 34)
**[00:51] ---**
My name is Shirosaki. Nice to meet you.
**[00:54] ---**
R-Right! My name is Momose.
**[00:56] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[00:58] ---**
All right, I'll leave you to it.
**[01:01] ---**
So he's working under Manager Shirosaki?
**[01:04] ---**
- Mr. Shirosaki, huh?
- Wow.
**[01:09] ---**
What's wrong?
**[01:10] ---**
I-It's nothing!
**[01:13] ---**
All right, let's go and get you
introduced to everyone.
**[01:16] ---**
Uh, right!
**[01:27] ---**
*I can't read his expression at all.*
**[01:30] ---**
*If he turns out to be another abusive boss...*
**[01:34] ---**
*This is bad. Stomach pains again...*
**[01:42] ---**
I'm so sorry.
**[01:46] ---**
*I have to get back on my feet.*
**[01:49] ---**
*I might get kicked...*
**[01:57] ---**
*He left without me.*
**[02:00] ---**
*I can't move.*
**[02:02] ---**
*Let me just call him and apologize!*
**[02:05] ---**
*Wait, I don't have his contact info yet!*
**[02:09] ---**
*What am I going to do? I was being
so careful not to disrespect him.*
**[02:16] ---**
*Will I be ordered to grovel again?*
**[02:19] ---**
*Oh, wait, that was my old boss.*
**[02:22] ---**
*But the way things are shaping up,
this boss could...*
**[02:25] ---**
*It hurts.*
**[02:32] ---**
You've got a bellyache, right?
**[02:35] ---**
I got you some medicine.
**[02:37] ---**
*Uh-oh. I'm about to cry.*
**[02:41] ---**
Thank you so much.
**[02:43] ---**
*Though it's my stomach, not my belly.
But any medicine would work on...*
***SIGN*** FOR PMS
AND HEADACHES
**[02:48] ---**
*Menstrual pain?! This is the one thing
that probably won't work.*
**[02:52] ---**
Sorry.
**[02:53] ---**
You sank to your knees
all of a sudden, so I panicked.
**[02:57] ---**
I ended up buying what I always got
when my ex-girlfriend had a tummy ache.
***SIGN*** BLUSH
**[03:04] ---**
Oh, uh, sorry!
**[03:06] ---**
Don't get me wrong.
You were being cute, and...
**[03:09] ---**
*Whoa, calling my boss cute is rude, too!*
**[03:13] ---**
Um, do you think we could
exchange contact information?
***SIGN*** CHANGED THE SUBJECT
**[03:17] ---**
Oh, right, forgot about that.
**[03:21] ---**
Wait, how do you do it again?
**[03:24] ---**
Oh, what's your screen like now?
**[03:27] ---**
Huh? The screen?
**[03:31] ---**
It's a little cracked.
**[03:32] ---**
A little cracked?
**[03:35] ---**
*My new boss turned out to be goofy.*
**[05:12] ---**
*My abusive boss gave me mental stress
and an ulcer, so I switched jobs.*
***SIGN*** EPISODE 01 IT'S A LITTLE CRACKED!!
**[05:16] ---**
*What am I going to do?
I don't get how to do this.*
**[05:21] ---**
*If I asked my previous boss something,*
**[05:23] ---**
*he wouldn't answer, and instead, he'd blow up
and hurl a mouse or pen stand at me.*
**[05:27] ---**
What's the matter?
**[05:29] ---**
Nothing.
**[05:30] ---**
*But in my new boss's case...*
**[05:33] ---**
Oh, this is pretty tricky, isn't it?
**[05:36] ---**
*While saying that, he'd click on my hand,
thinking it was the mouse.*
**[05:40] ---**
Hey! Mr. Shirosaki's harassing him!
**[05:44] ---**
Whoa! Sorry!
**[05:48] ---**
Momose? Sorry about that.
**[05:51] ---**
You must've been creeped out,
having an old guy squeeze your hand.
**[05:54] ---**
I'll buy you lunch to make up for it.
**[05:56] ---**
No, you don't have to do that.
**[05:59] ---**
You were so nice about showing me
without throwing anything...
**[06:02] ---**
I feel like I should be treating you.
**[06:05] ---**
Then treat me to a popsicle.
**[06:11] ---**
Your old boss...
**[06:13] ---**
He would throw things at you?
**[06:14] ---**
What? Uh, well...
**[06:17] ---**
*Oh, man. I accidentally called attention
to my history of being bullied.*
**[06:21] ---**
*What am I, needy or something?*
**[06:24] ---**
*But to be honest,
I think I'd like to tell him about it.*
**[06:29] ---**
*Actually, no way!*
**[06:31] ---**
*He'll find out how fragile
my mental state and stomach still are,*
**[06:34] ---**
*and despise me
for being a pain in the butt!*
**[06:37] ---**
*I don't want to be hated by my boss again.*
**[06:40] ---**
*Ugh, no sooner did I say that,
my mental state took a dive.*
**[06:44] ---**
*I need something soothing.*
**[06:47] ---**
I wish I could watch cat videos.
**[06:49] ---**
Cats?
**[06:51] ---**
*I said that out loud!*
**[06:53] ---**
So you like cats, huh? So do I.
**[06:56] ---**
Oh, look.
Speak of the devil, there he is.
**[06:59] ---**
Mr. Kurono?
**[07:00] ---**
Huh? Who's that?
**[07:02] ---**
My old boss.
**[07:04] ---**
No, there's a cat.
**[07:07] ---**
I'll go tame him for you.
**[07:09] ---**
Let this adorable cat soothe you,
so you could enjoy your lunch.
**[07:13] ---**
Kitty, Kitty. I'm not scary, I promise.
**[07:16] ---**
Hey, you.
You're a gentle, good little cat.
**[07:24] ---**
Sorry.
**[07:26] ---**
It was a tree.
**[07:28] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[07:29] ---**
I'm not laughing.
**[07:31] ---**
*My boss is so cute, it's therapeutic.*
***SIGN*** PORK CUTLETS FUKUYA
***SIGN*** GONNA DIE...
**[07:39] ---**
I got lemon juice in both eyes.
**[07:41] ---**
Manager!
**[07:44] ---**
*Both his eyes and the lid are closed!*
**[07:47] ---**
Let me!
**[07:48] ---**
Excuse me.
**[07:53] ---**
Now just...
**[07:54] ---**
*If I tell him to go pachi-pachi,
I just know he's going to applaud.*
***SIGN*** TOO GOOFY TO BE TRUE
**[08:00] ---**
Could you please go bat-bat?
**[08:03] ---**
*That was the least scariest abuse
of power in the world.*
**[08:09] ---**
Which should I get?
**[08:13] ---**
I'll have this Karigari-kun.
**[08:15] ---**
I-Is that right?
**[08:18] ---**
*My goodness.*
**[08:19] ---**
*My new boss is goofy.*
**[08:21] ---**
Yes?
**[08:22] ---**
These documents...
**[08:24] ---**
*He's the type who twirls around so hard,
he actually comes full circle.*
**[08:28] ---**
*But he's won tons of ad proposal contests,*
**[08:31] ---**
*and he's always winning
in-house awards.*
**[08:34] ---**
About this item, instead of the conversion rate,
you should show the number of page views.
**[08:38] ---**
*He's super competent.*
**[08:41] ---**
I went all the way around again.
**[08:44] ---**
*This difference is so...*
**[08:46] ---**
*Now I just have to aggregate the data.*
**[08:48] ---**
*I'll have to do OT.*
**[08:49] ---**
Momose, I got my work done early,
so I've already tallied it all up.
**[08:55] ---**
Sorry for the handwritten memo.
**[08:57] ---**
Thank you very mu...
***SIGN*** Potatoes
Onions
Carrots
Shirataki
Green beans
Pork (boneless ribs)
**[08:59] ---**
- What's this?
- Oh, sorry!
**[09:02] ---**
It's this one.
**[09:04] ---**
*Meat and potato stew for dinner tonight?*
**[09:09] ---**
*Thanks to my boss, I'm leaving
on time for the first time ever.*
**[09:13] ---**
Lots of student at this time of day.
**[09:16] ---**
You're right.
**[09:17] ---**
It brings back memories
of my school days.
**[09:20] ---**
That's true.
**[09:21] ---**
It makes me want to meet up
with my classmates.
**[09:24] ---**
I wonder how old everyone is now?
**[09:30] ---**
*I hope they're the same age as him.*
**[09:37] ---**
*This guy's wearing
the same cologne as my old boss.*
**[09:41] ---**
*The smell is bringing back memories of hell.*
**[09:46] ---**
Momose, you're crushing me.
**[09:49] ---**
Sorry! That cologne...
**[09:51] ---**
Cologne?
**[09:53] ---**
*The guy next to me will hear us.*
**[09:56] ---**
Uh, actually...
**[09:57] ---**
I was wondering what you've got on.
It, uh, smells really nice.
**[10:04] ---**
FurPur.
**[10:05] ---**
*Fabric softener!*
**[10:07] ---**
*Your FurPur is so soothing.*
**[10:12] ---**
*My old boss's cologne is horrible.*
**[10:14] ---**
*Oh, no. Now I want to bury my face
in my boss's shirt.*
**[10:18] ---**
*But that would be beyond weird.*
**[10:22] ---**
Manager, I'll be getting off at the next stop.
**[10:24] ---**
What? But it's two stops before.
**[10:26] ---**
I thought I'd get some exercise by walking.
**[10:29] ---**
Very admirable.
**[10:33] ---**
If you'll excuse me...
**[10:38] ---**
Momose!
**[10:43] ---**
*I was able to leave work on time,
but I feel awful.*
**[10:47] ---**
*I think I'll buy some FurPur
on my way home.*
***SIGN*** MANAGER SHIROSAKI
**[10:52] ---**
Yes? This is Momose.
**[10:54] ---**
*Hello? Where are you?*
**[10:56] ---**
What?
**[10:57] ---**
You seemed a little down, so I thought
I'd ask you to go for a drink.
**[11:02] ---**
*I got off at that station, too.*
**[11:04] ---**
*But while I was wondering if you'd rather
not be invited for drinks with your boss,*
**[11:09] ---**
*I got stuck in the doors
and lost sight of you.*
**[11:13] ---**
*I totally feel better now, but...*
**[11:16] ---**
I'd like to go!
**[11:17] ---**
*Glad to hear it.*
**[11:19] ---**
Then let's meet up at a bar around here.
**[11:22] ---**
Do you know a good place?
**[11:23] ---**
Yes. Behind the shopping street...
**[11:26] ---**
Oh, should I meet you where you are?
**[11:29] ---**
No, this place may be unfamiliar,
but I've got my smartphone, so...
**[11:34] ---**
*I left my phone at the office.*
**[11:36] ---**
I think you're using it right now,
since you're talking to me.
**[11:41] ---**
*After that, my boss got unbelievably lost.*
**[11:45] ---**
Manager?
Do you know where you are right now?
**[11:49] ---**
*No, actually...*
**[11:51] ---**
What do you see in front of you?
**[11:53] ---**
Huh? A bright red sunset.
**[11:57] ---**
It's really pretty.
***SIGN*** SHIBUYA STATION
**[12:01] ---**
*My abusive boss gave me mental stress
and an ulcer, so I switched jobs.*
**[12:06] ---**
*A person has entered the tracks up ahead,
so we'll be doing a safety check.*
**[12:11] ---**
*Please wait until we can depart.*
**[12:14] ---**
*I'll have to write a written apology.*
**[12:17] ---**
I'm very sorry that I was late!
**[12:20] ---**
The train got held up, right?
I just got here, too.
**[12:24] ---**
Please take this.
**[12:29] ---**
*Manager Shirosaki, I would like
to deeply apologize for being late today.*
**[12:34] ---**
*I should've left the house earlier
just in case the train would stop working.*
**[12:39] ---**
I'll get back to work now.
**[12:41] ---**
Oh, sure.
**[12:46] ---**
*He sure looked surprised.
Was it the way I wrote it?*
**[12:49] ---**
Morning. Not everyone's here yet, right?
**[12:52] ---**
Good morning, Chief.
**[12:54] ---**
*Company... written apologies...*
**[12:56] ---**
*Oh, workplace harassment
comes up in the predictions.*
***SIGN*** COMPANY WRITTEN APOLOGIES
COMPANY WRITTEN APOLOGIES HOW TO WRITE
COMPANY WRITTEN APOLOGIES WORKPLACE HARASSMENT
COMPANY WRITTEN APOLOGIES ENVELOPES
COMPANY WRITTEN APOLOGIES EXAMPLES
**[13:00] ---**
*Could it be that...*
**[13:02] ---**
*there are companies where
you don't write written apologies?*
**[13:05] ---**
Good morning!
**[13:12] ---**
Momose?
**[13:13] ---**
Yes?
**[13:14] ---**
About that letter you just gave me...
**[13:16] ---**
*He thought it was a letter!*
**[13:17] ---**
I wrote you a reply.
**[13:19] ---**
*He gave me a reply! Are we pen pals?*
***SIGN*** MOMOSE COMMUTING VIA A PEACH TRAIN
**[13:23] ---**
*Dear Momose, No one can predict when
a train will be late. Don't worry about it.*
**[13:29] ---**
*Not only that, but it's crazy adorable!*
**[13:32] ---**
Uh, thank you very much!
**[13:41] ---**
Shirosaki, your latest proposal
was excellent again.
**[13:45] ---**
Thank you very much, Chief Aoyama.
**[13:47] ---**
Sorry, did the firecracker scare you?
***SIGN*** MITSUO AOYAMA (AGE 39)
**[13:50] ---**
I thought if I set if off when a proposal
went through, it would boost motivation.
**[13:55] ---**
It did go up. That's a wonderful idea.
**[13:59] ---**
All right, then,
can we have a meeting about it?
**[14:02] ---**
Of course!
**[14:06] ---**
Come to think of it, I've never once
had a proposal go through.
**[14:11] ---**
Is that right?
**[14:15] ---**
Well, I did have some
torn up right in front of my eyes.
**[14:19] ---**
But there's no need to tear them up.
**[14:21] ---**
That's awful, you know.
**[14:23] ---**
Oh, sorry to get all gloomy.
**[14:26] ---**
But I'm too scared to submit a proposal.
***SIGN*** A FEW DAYS LATER
**[14:30] ---**
Do you have a minute?
**[14:31] ---**
Yes.
**[14:32] ---**
We've received a request
for an ad from an aquarium.
**[14:35] ---**
Momose, why don't you try
making a proposal?
**[14:40] ---**
The first proposal that I got approved
was for an aquarium.
**[14:44] ---**
What?
**[14:45] ---**
When I was a new hire, my proposals
never seemed to go through.
**[14:49] ---**
So when they gave me the aquarium job,
I really panicked.
**[14:54] ---**
I would stop by the aquarium every day
after work, hoping I'd get some good ideas.
**[15:02] ---**
Then the Section Chief,
who couldn't just watch anymore...
**[15:05] ---**
*You don't have to panic.
If you like, you can consult me any time.*
**[15:10] ---**
*So don't struggle with this all by yourself.
It'll be okay.*
**[15:13] ---**
*But if you start to flounder,
just let me know.*
**[15:17] ---**
I was so touched
by the Section Chief's thoughtfulness.
**[15:21] ---**
A little too touched, because I misread
the last line of the email.
***SIGN*** I FOUND A FLOUNDER.
**[15:30] ---**
I sent him a photo of a flounder.
**[15:33] ---**
I jumped to conclusions and thought
he was a flounder-lover.
***SIGN*** IF YOU START TO FLOUNDER, LET ME KNOW
IF YOU SEE A FLOUNDER, LET ME KNOW
**[15:37] ---**
Flounder-lover?
**[15:40] ---**
Well, anyway, what I'm trying to say is...
**[15:43] ---**
I used to be like that back then,
so even if you mess up, it'll be okay, too.
**[15:49] ---**
Just relax and write that proposal.
**[15:52] ---**
*His ears are bright red.*
**[15:54] ---**
*My manager told me
that embarrassing story for my sake.*
**[16:00] ---**
Manager, I'm going to do my best!
**[16:02] ---**
If there's anything you need help with,
ask me anytime.
**[16:06] ---**
Good luck.
**[16:08] ---**
Let me jot down some tips
for writing proposals.
**[16:13] ---**
Manager!
**[16:17] ---**
Let's start by researching the location!
**[16:20] ---**
I'll be in charge of this project.
My name is Momose.
**[16:22] ---**
I'm Umino from Public Relations.
**[16:25] ---**
Please come this way.
**[16:45] ---**
*An ad project for an aquarium this big?
I wonder if I can handle it.*
**[16:54] ---**
You really think a proposal like this
could get approved?
**[16:57] ---**
An ad that's flashier, more flamboyant,
impactful, and will grab everyone's attention.
**[17:01] ---**
Don't you have something like that?
***SIGN*** HOW TO GET YOUR PROPOSAL APPROVED
PROJECT PROPOSAL
HOW TO PUT TOGETHER A PROPOSAL
HOW TO WRITE A PROPOSAL
**[17:10] ---**
*Come on, he entrusted this job to you.*
**[17:13] ---**
*Write a sure-fire proposal!*
**[17:17] ---**
*A flashy kind of ad...*
**[17:20] ---**
*That will grab everyone's attention...*
**[17:22] ---**
*A mind-blowing idea...*
***SIGN*** 1. IMPLEMENTING DIGITAL MARKETING
**[17:32] ---**
This proposal's got to be flashier...
***SIGN*** MOMOTARO SHOPPING DISTRICT
**[17:42] ---**
Eggs are on sale today!
**[17:43] ---**
I've got some fresh, fertilized eggs, too!
**[17:47] ---**
Fertilized eggs.
**[17:48] ---**
What?
**[17:49] ---**
When I was in high school, my mother
had seen a program about eggs on TV.
**[17:54] ---**
And out of the blue...
**[17:56] ---**
I'm heading out now.
**[17:57] ---**
Yu, can you get some fertilized eggs
on your way home?
**[18:00] ---**
*Wired LAN? Cable?*
**[18:04] ---**
How many meters?
**[18:07] ---**
What kind of eggs do you have in mind?
A dinosaur's?
**[18:10] ---**
I just remembered that she said that.
**[18:13] ---**
Dinosaur eggs...
**[18:16] ---**
Speaking of dinosaur eggs, when I was a kid,
I thought that gas tanks were dinosaur eggs.
**[18:23] ---**
They're going to eat me!
**[18:25] ---**
So every time I saw a gas tank,
I'd burst out sobbing, I hear.
**[18:28] ---**
*So cute!*
**[18:30] ---**
Sorry to share such a strange memory.
**[18:32] ---**
Oh, no, please!
**[18:35] ---**
While I'm at it, can I tell you
one more thing about myself?
**[18:38] ---**
Oh, sure.
***SIGN*** MOMOTARO-DO
JAPANESE SWEETS
NO. 1 IN JAPAN
**[18:40] ---**
That Momotaro there is a display model
that I proposed years ago.
**[18:45] ---**
What? You did this?
***SIGN*** PLEASE RUB MY HEAD.
IF YOU DO, MOMOTARO'S SONG WILL PLAY
**[18:47] ---**
I took us through this shopping district
because I wanted to show you this.
**[18:52] ---**
It's not anything flashy, but...
**[18:54] ---**
But it's really cute.
**[18:58] ---**
You really seemed to be struggling
with your proposal.
**[19:03] ---**
Please rub my head.
**[19:05] ---**
What?
**[19:07] ---**
What's this, all of a sudden?
**[19:09] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** PLEASE RUB MY HEAD.
**[19:13] ---**
Whoa! You were reading
Momotaro's speech bubble?
**[19:16] ---**
Sorry.
**[19:18] ---**
Is that you, Mr. Shirosaki?
**[19:21] ---**
It's been a while.
**[19:23] ---**
Thanks to you, everyone's
always rubbing our Momotaro's head.
**[19:27] ---**
I'm so glad to hear it.
**[19:29] ---**
No, really, thank you so much.
**[19:35] ---**
*Because everyone's always...*
**[19:38] ---**
I see.
**[19:41] ---**
*It doesn't matter how flashy it is outwardly.*
**[19:44] ---**
*The important thing...*
**[19:47] ---**
*is to make sure that it's beloved by everyone,
and that it can heal people in its tiny way.*
***SIGN*** PROJECT PROPOSAL
**[20:49] ---**
It was really good. You pass.
**[20:55] ---**
It's all thanks to you!
Thank you very much.
**[20:59] ---**
No, it was your talent, Momose.
**[21:04] ---**
*Shirosaki, you've become such a fine boss.*
**[21:08] ---**
*Your Section Chief was quite moved!*
**[21:12] ---**
*Also, Shirosaki,
I've kept quiet for ten years,*
***SIGN*** I SAW A FLOUNDER
**[21:16] ---**
*but that photo you sent me
wasn't a flounder, but a flatfish.*
**[21:22] ---**
I'd like to give you something to celebrate
your proposal going through.
**[21:25] ---**
What do you want?
**[21:26] ---**
*That's what my boss asked me, so...*
**[21:28] ---**
In that case...
**[21:30] ---**
*That sketch he drew for me
the other day was cute,*
**[21:33] ---**
*so when I asked him to draw a version of him
exterminating the demons,*
**[21:36] ---**
*for some reason he gave me a drawing
of him airing out a futon.*
**[21:40] ---**
Huh? A futon?
**[21:41] ---**
You wanted him
exterminating fleas, right?
**[21:43] ---**
Flea extermination!
**[21:45] ---**
*My new boss is goofy, after all.*
**[23:25] ---**
Sorry. I nearly stepped on a dandelion.
**[23:28] ---**
Dandelion?
**[23:31] ---**
When I stepped around it, I tripped.
**[23:33] ---**
It sure is cute.
# E2 - Should I carry you piggyback?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUE513X/should-i-carry-you-piggyback)
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**[00:02] ---**
*My abusive boss damaged my spirit
and my health, so I changed jobs.*
**[00:13] ---**
Oh, Manager. Good morning.
**[00:16] ---**
Good morning.
**[00:18] ---**
The cicadas
are really loud today, aren't they?
**[00:22] ---**
Th-There's a cicada on your shoulder.
**[00:33] ---**
Here, you go like this.
**[00:35] ---**
Right.
**[00:38] ---**
Is there anything that wasn't clear
about my explanation?
**[00:40] ---**
I'm fine. That was really clear.
**[00:44] ---**
I'm glad.
**[00:45] ---**
You're the first person who ever
showed me the ropes like this, Boss.
**[00:49] ---**
I really appreciate it!
**[00:52] ---**
Your old boss didn't show you what to do?
**[00:56] ---**
*I shouldn't have said that.*
**[00:59] ---**
Uh, well...
**[01:02] ---**
*Now I've made the vibe all gloomy.*
**[01:06] ---**
Well, let's take a break for now.
**[01:09] ---**
*Hey, there's an eraser stuck to his arm.*
**[01:13] ---**
*It fell.*
**[01:19] ---**
Sorry. I thought it was a cicada.
**[01:22] ---**
SIGH
**[01:22] ---**
*My boss is perched on my shoulder.*
**[01:25] ---**
It was an eraser.
**[01:28] ---**
*My new boss is goofy.*
**[03:01] ---**
SEMINAR FOR ADVERTISING AGENCIES
WEB AD POLICIES
DIGITAL MARKETING WORKSHOP
**[03:03] ---**
EPISODE 02
SHOULD I CARRY YOU PIGGYBACK?
**[03:04] ---**
Boss? About this seminar...
**[03:07] ---**
Cicada...
**[03:09] ---**
SEMINAR FOR ADVERTISING AGENCIES
WEB AD POLICIES
DIGITAL MARKETING WORKSHOP
**[03:10] ---**
Oh, a seminar?
**[03:11] ---**
You really don't like cicadas, do you?
**[03:14] ---**
Well, when I was a kid,
I found a dead cicada on the street.
**[03:24] ---**
Mr. Cicada?
**[03:34] ---**
I almost died, I was so stunned.
**[03:36] ---**
*I feel bad for you,
but that's adorable.*
**[03:38] ---**
Shirosaki, you're also scared of other things
like monsters, right?
**[03:42] ---**
*Monsters.*
**[03:43] ---**
Yes. As a child,
I was abducted by a namahage.
**[03:47] ---**
*Any sniveling kids around?*
**[03:52] ---**
Ever since then, the unknown
has made me uncomfortable.
**[03:55] ---**
HELP ME! HELP ME PWEASE!
**[03:56] ---**
*I feel bad for you,
but that's adorable!*
**[04:05] ---**
Yes, you did a good job.
Thanks, Momose.
**[04:09] ---**
It's all because you explained it
so well to me.
**[04:12] ---**
No, it's because you're competent.
**[04:15] ---**
In fact, when PR asked me for competent employees
to feature in the company newsletter,
**[04:19] ---**
I recommended you, Momose.
**[04:22] ---**
You didn't want me to?
Sorry I didn't ask you first.
**[04:27] ---**
No, no, I'm thrilled!
**[04:29] ---**
Glad to hear it.
**[04:31] ---**
Oh, and they want to put
your photo up, too, if possible.
**[04:35] ---**
Well, as long as a photo
of a guy like me is okay.
**[04:38] ---**
All right, then.
**[04:40] ---**
Say cheese.
**[04:44] ---**
One more.
Let's get a close-up of your face.
**[04:48] ---**
All right. I'll send this to Public Relations.
**[04:55] ---**
PHOTO OF MOMOSE 1
PHOTO OF MOMOSE 2
**[05:00] ---**
I clicked on the wrong thing
and made it my wallpaper.
**[05:04] ---**
CRACKING UP
**[05:05] ---**
CLICK CLICK
**[05:06] ---**
- Mr. Shirosaki, thanks for all your help!
- How do I disable this?
**[05:08] ---**
About the company newsletter...
**[05:11] ---**
Hey, your wallpaper!
Why is it Mr. Momose?
**[05:12] ---**
BLUSH
**[05:14] ---**
I guess Mr. Momose is so competent,
you have to have him as your wallpaper!
**[05:17] ---**
I'm using that for the headline!
**[05:22] ---**
*Still, I wonder...*
**[05:23] ---**
THE NEXT DAY
**[05:24] ---**
*My boss is so good at his job,
so how can he be this goofy?*
**[05:25] ---**
COMPETENT EMPLOYEE - KENTARO MOMOSE
**[05:25] ---**
RECOMMENDED BY
PLANNING & SALES MANAGER,
YUSEI SHIROSAKI
**[05:25] ---**
SUCH A COMPETENT SUBORDINATE
THAT I HAVE TO MAKE HIM MY WALLPAPER
**[05:37] ---**
Momose?
**[05:39] ---**
Our new project is an ad
for an amusement park this time.
**[05:43] ---**
I want you to go through the materials.
**[05:45] ---**
Tomorrow we'll go scout
the location together.
**[05:48] ---**
Okay!
**[05:50] ---**
*First an aquarium,
now an amusement park, huh?*
**[05:53] ---**
We have a lot of accounts
in the amusement industry. Good luck!
**[05:57] ---**
Oh, and one more thing.
**[06:00] ---**
They'll be inspecting the fire alarms today,
**[06:03] ---**
so the bells will be going off,
but don't mind them, all right?
**[06:04] ---**
FIRE ALARM INSPECTION
**[06:05] ---**
Right.
**[06:06] ---**
Shirosaki? About this project...
**[06:08] ---**
Yes?
**[06:13] ---**
*Fire alarms.*
**[06:16] ---**
*That reminds me of that fire alarm incident
at my old workplace.*
**[06:21] ---**
Fire!
**[06:27] ---**
Outta my way, idiot!
**[06:34] ---**
STOMACH A
**[06:38] ---**
*Luckily, it was just a small fire, but...*
**[06:42] ---**
*Hey, forget about the past
and focus on your work!*
**[06:57] ---**
*My stomach's starting to hurt again.*
**[06:59] ---**
*I hate myself for not being able to let go
when all I want to do is forget!*
**[07:03] ---**
*What the heck should I do?*
**[07:10] ---**
Fire! We're leaving!
**[07:15] ---**
Wh-What's the matter?
Are you so scared you can't stand?
**[07:19] ---**
Should I carry you piggyback?
**[07:22] ---**
U-Um....
**[07:24] ---**
RELEASE
**[07:26] ---**
It's an inspection. Sorry.
**[07:26] ---**
I'M THE ONE WHO SAID IT WAS AN INSPECTION, RIGHT?
**[07:31] ---**
CRACKING UP
**[07:33] ---**
I'm really sorry.
**[07:34] ---**
BLUSH
**[07:37] ---**
*If a fire breaks out,
I'm going to risk my life to protect him.*
**[07:41] ---**
FLUFF
**[07:41] ---**
*Thanks to my boss's
kindness and impact,*
**[07:43] ---**
*the trauma of that fire incident
vanished without a trace.*
**[08:04] ---**
*Two office workers
at an amusement park.*
**[08:08] ---**
*Sore thumb, much?*
**[08:09] ---**
It may be a weekday, but it's summer break
for everyone, so it's pretty crowded.
**[08:13] ---**
I'm so sorry! Thank you for waiting!
**[08:16] ---**
Thank you for your time today.
**[08:19] ---**
My name is Momose.
I look forward to working with you.
**[08:21] ---**
Likewise, I'm looking forward
to working with you, too.
**[08:24] ---**
The ad that Mr. Shirosaki and his team
created for us last time was a huge hit!
**[08:28] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[08:29] ---**
We hope to live up
to your expectations this time, too.
**[08:33] ---**
We've done some upgrading
here and there since then.
**[08:35] ---**
Yes, I noticed.
**[08:37] ---**
Would you mind if we started off
by taking a look around the park?
**[08:40] ---**
Momose and I
will tour the grounds on our own.
**[08:46] ---**
I haven't been to an amusement park
since I was a kid.
**[08:49] ---**
To create an effective ad, I think it's important
to actually enjoy the attractions yourself.
**[08:55] ---**
Let's go, Momose.
**[09:02] ---**
*Who would've thought that I'd end up
on a merry-go-round with my boss?*
**[09:13] ---**
There's a huge line over there.
**[09:15] ---**
Would you like to line up?
**[09:17] ---**
Let's do it. Sometimes you can gain insights
through personal experience.
**[09:51] ---**
Thank you!
**[09:54] ---**
Momose, let's move on to the next one.
**[09:56] ---**
Okay!
**[10:00] ---**
Manager!
**[10:19] ---**
We've covered
a lot of ground, haven't we?
**[10:21] ---**
*It feels like we just came here
to hang out.*
**[10:25] ---**
*Oh, wow. Look at all those notes he took
while having a blast on the rides.*
**[10:35] ---**
Are you all right, Momose? Use this.
**[10:37] ---**
BAND AID
**[10:38] ---**
Uh, no. It's ketchup.
**[10:46] ---**
So cute!
**[10:49] ---**
Yes, he sure is cute.
**[10:52] ---**
Uh, I think he means
the stuffed animal, not me.
**[10:58] ---**
His parents aren't around?
**[10:59] ---**
Where are your mommy and daddy?
**[11:01] ---**
They went off somewhere.
**[11:04] ---**
Seems like he's a lost child.
**[11:05] ---**
I'll take him over
to the Lost Children Facility.
**[11:08] ---**
I'll come with you.
**[11:10] ---**
No, this boy's parents
might come looking for him,
**[11:14] ---**
so I want you to wait here, Momose.
**[11:16] ---**
You can have this,
so let's go look for your parents.
**[11:26] ---**
Is he going to be all right?
**[11:29] ---**
Excuse me, this is a lost child.
**[11:31] ---**
Thank you so much.
**[11:34] ---**
You'll be okay now.
**[11:36] ---**
And what's your name?
**[11:37] ---**
Yusei Shirosaki.
**[11:43] ---**
- He's still not back.
*- We have a lost child here.*
**[11:46] ---**
*The name of the lost child
is Yusei Shirosaki.*
**[11:49] ---**
*If you know him,
please come to the Lost Child Facility.*
**[11:52] ---**
Manager...
**[11:58] ---**
Manager!
**[12:00] ---**
Momose.
**[12:07] ---**
Thank goodness
they found that kid's parents.
**[12:10] ---**
All right, let's get back to work.
**[12:12] ---**
This is the last one.
**[12:14] ---**
HAUNTED HOUSE
**[12:26] ---**
HAUNTED HOUSE
**[12:28] ---**
This is the biggest attraction of the park.
**[12:31] ---**
The upgraded Haunted House.
**[12:33] ---**
Momose.
**[12:35] ---**
If you don't like scary things,
you can wait out here.
**[12:39] ---**
No, I'm totally fine!
**[12:40] ---**
NOTHING'S SCARIER
THAN AN ABUSIVE BOSS
**[12:42] ---**
Actually, what about you?
This isn't really your thing, right?
**[12:46] ---**
I'll be fine
because it's all make-believe.
**[12:49] ---**
They're not real monsters.
**[12:56] ---**
It sure is dark in here.
**[13:05] ---**
*What? Is he my girlfriend?*
**[13:09] ---**
Sorry, couldn't help it.
**[13:12] ---**
Maybe we shouldn't go in after all?
**[13:15] ---**
No, I want to experience it so that
we can create a good ad that rings true.
**[13:21] ---**
*To do your job well, you have to confront
what you're afraid of, too.*
**[13:26] ---**
That's really helpful!
**[13:27] ---**
I'm okay now. Follow me.
**[13:30] ---**
*How cool is that?*
**[13:32] ---**
WALL
**[13:32] ---**
BAM
**[13:32] ---**
ISN'T LOOKING FORWARD AT ALL
**[13:33] ---**
Manager?
**[13:36] ---**
Uh, if you'd like,
you can grab onto my sleeve or my arm.
**[13:40] ---**
No, I don't want it to turn into
sexual harassment, so I'll pass.
**[13:43] ---**
Oh, hey, no.
**[13:46] ---**
All right, let's go.
**[13:56] ---**
SQUEEZE
**[14:01] ---**
Thank you for all your... hard work...
**[14:03] ---**
We're back.
**[14:05] ---**
What? Huh?
**[14:08] ---**
*I-I can see that we'll be getting
an ad that will convey how scary it is!*
**[14:25] ---**
I hope all is well over there.
This is Shirosaki.
**[14:28] ---**
*We just finished our tour and meeting.*
**[14:29] ---**
*Momose and I will be heading home now.*
**[14:31] ---**
All right. Good job, both of you.
**[14:37] ---**
1 NEW NOTIFICATION
**[14:43] ---**
10 YEARS AGO
**[14:43] ---**
Listen up, Shirosaki.
**[14:43] ---**
KITTY CAT LAND
**[14:48] ---**
By being serious about using and experiencing
what you're going to advertise,
**[14:52] ---**
you can create a good ad that rings true.
**[14:55] ---**
Oh, want some popcorn?
**[15:04] ---**
*Shirosaki, you've grown to become
a good boss, I see.*
**[15:21] ---**
Sorry.
**[15:22] ---**
*Due to a power outage in part of the city,
we've made an emergency stop.*
**[15:22] ---**
I-It's okay.
**[15:26] ---**
*We're truly sorry for the inconvenience
when we know you're in a hurry,*
**[15:28] ---**
- Oh, no.
- They say the traffic lights are out, too.
**[15:30] ---**
*but please stand by until power is restored.*
**[15:32] ---**
What? That sounds bad.
**[15:35] ---**
Look how dark it is outside.
**[15:37] ---**
Manager, are you okay with the dark?
**[15:40] ---**
Yes, since there's all these people
around us.
**[15:44] ---**
But still, you can really see the stars
when it's dark, even in Tokyo.
**[15:50] ---**
Oh, you're right.
**[15:51] ---**
It reminds me of Akita.
**[15:53] ---**
That's right, you did say
that you were from Akita.
**[15:56] ---**
Uh-huh. Y'all reckonin'
about your hometown, too?
**[15:59] ---**
REMINDED SO MUCH OF AKITA
THAT HIS ACCENT KICKS IN
**[16:02] ---**
On your résumé, you put down
Hokkaido, I think?
**[16:05] ---**
Yes, this makes me think about Hokkaido.
**[16:08] ---**
But more than that, it brings back memories
of the day I decided to switch jobs.
**[16:14] ---**
At the time, I was a little stressed
about my workplace.
**[16:23] ---**
My stomach hurts.
**[16:25] ---**
I want to quit my job.
**[16:27] ---**
But I'm too scared
to tell them that I want to quit.
**[16:31] ---**
*Then one day...*
**[16:38] ---**
*I went to the office, only to find it closed.*
**[16:40] ---**
*Apparently, because there was a typhoon coming
that day, they'd hastily closed the office.*
**[16:45] ---**
*I told you, but you weren't listening!*
**[16:48] ---**
*You never told me.*
**[16:54] ---**
*Even though I got out of going to work,
I'm not feeling any better.*
**[17:03] ---**
*When I happened to look up at the sky,*
**[17:07] ---**
*I saw a pitch-black billboard.*
**[17:13] ---**
Is that an ad for my mental state?
**[17:16] ---**
*But when I looked closer,
there was a single ray of light.*
**[17:19] ---**
WHEN YOU FIND A SINGLE RAY OF LIGHT
THE DARKNESS TURNS INTO
A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT SKY (WORLD)
YOU'RE SURE TO FIND YOUR LIGHT (STAR)
PLANETARIUM TOKYO
**[17:21] ---**
*Turns out, it was an ad
for the planetarium.*
**[17:26] ---**
*I want to find my light.*
**[17:28] ---**
*I've had enough of darkness.*
**[17:31] ---**
*That ad had resonated with me,*
**[17:34] ---**
*so I headed right over to the planetarium.*
**[17:36] ---**
*The trains might stop running.*
**[17:38] ---**
*Well, who cares?*
**[17:40] ---**
*Seeing that starry sky reminded me
of the night sky in Hokkaido,*
**[17:43] ---**
*and that I'd come to Tokyo because I wanted
to create ads that touched people's hearts.*
**[17:50] ---**
*Since the abuse was consuming
all of my energy,*
**[17:52] ---**
*I'd totally lost sight of that.*
**[17:56] ---**
YOU'RE SURE TO FIND YOUR LIGHT (STAR)
PLANETARIUM TOKYO
**[17:56] ---**
*I want to make an ad like that.*
**[17:59] ---**
*I want to work at the company
that creates ads like that.*
**[18:03] ---**
LETTER OF RESIGNATION
**[18:03] ---**
*That hope transformed into the courage
to speak up, and tell them I was quitting.*
**[18:09] ---**
*After that, I searched high and low
for the company behind that ad.*
**[18:16] ---**
And that's the company
that I switched jobs to.
**[18:22] ---**
I am who I am now because of that ad.
**[18:26] ---**
Wait, I just talked your ear off. Sorry!
**[18:29] ---**
I guess I'm worked up
because of the darkness.
**[18:33] ---**
I told this same story
during my job interview.
**[18:35] ---**
- I know.
- What?
**[18:37] ---**
I was one of your interviewers.
**[18:40] ---**
I-I'm sorry! I was really nervous
during that interview.
**[18:44] ---**
So I don't remember
what any of you looked like.
**[18:51] ---**
BLURRY
**[18:54] ---**
W-Wait, were you the one who started
looking down halfway through?
**[18:58] ---**
Yeah. That was me.
**[19:03] ---**
My eyes had filled with tears,
so I couldn't look up.
**[19:08] ---**
Tears?
**[19:10] ---**
Because I was the one
who'd made that planetarium ad.
**[19:14] ---**
I was so happy.
**[19:21] ---**
Sorry. I couldn't seem to find
the right time to tell you.
**[19:29] ---**
*We will now resume service.*
**[19:31] ---**
*The train may swerve,
so please be careful.*
**[19:38] ---**
You made that ad?
**[19:46] ---**
By the way, after you left the room,
**[19:49] ---**
even though we hadn't decided
if you'd passed or not...
**[19:52] ---**
I want to be his trainer.
**[19:55] ---**
I volunteered.
**[20:03] ---**
Since you told me something
that made me happy,
**[20:06] ---**
I wanted to thank you
by taking good care of you.
**[20:11] ---**
Manager.
**[20:15] ---**
From day one, I was a mess,
getting the wrong medicine and all.
**[20:17] ---**
FOR PMS
AND HEADACHES
**[20:22] ---**
D-Don't say that! I felt better, actually.
**[20:27] ---**
Next stop, Nakano. Nakano.
**[20:36] ---**
All right, then. Good night.
**[20:40] ---**
Momose.
**[20:43] ---**
Thank you for switching
to our company.
**[20:50] ---**
See you tomorrow.
**[20:53] ---**
FREEZE
**[20:58] ---**
I tried to get off at the wrong station.
**[21:00] ---**
*I knew it!*
**[21:07] ---**
*Right. I'm finally starting to get it.*
**[21:12] ---**
*After spending all day with him today,*
**[21:14] ---**
*the reason my boss is so goofy is because
he's constantly thinking about the project.*
**[21:20] ---**
*And above all, because he's striving so hard
to be considerate for those around him.*
**[21:31] ---**
*There's no question that I'm the one
who should be thanking you.*
**[21:44] ---**
*Thank you for coming into my life!*
**[23:20] ---**
DURING A MEETING
**[23:24] ---**
*I'll toss that garbage for you.*
**[23:36] ---**
*I got to shake hands with him!*
# E3 - Paws, Paws, Paws…
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQJP0K/paws-paws-paws)
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**[00:01] ---**
*I'd had enough of my abusive owner,
so I ran away.*
**[00:04] ---**
PLEASE TAKE ME IN
**[00:12] ---**
It's an abandoned kitten, right?
**[00:15] ---**
Yes.
**[00:16] ---**
*I was not abandoned.
I abandoned my owner.*
**[00:21] ---**
Aww! He's playing with my tie!
**[00:25] ---**
ADORABLE
**[00:25] ---**
CAT-LOVERS
**[00:28] ---**
OH!
**[00:33] ---**
*He's hissing at Manager!*
**[00:36] ---**
Why's the little kitty acting like this?
**[00:39] ---**
- It always happens.
- What?
**[00:41] ---**
I don't know why,
but cats always hiss at me.
**[00:46] ---**
That's why even though I want a cat,
I've never had one.
**[00:49] ---**
Not even one?
**[00:52] ---**
His fur is all ragged.
**[00:53] ---**
And he's thin. I think
we should take him to the vet's.
**[00:57] ---**
*Whoa! Stay away from me!*
**[01:02] ---**
Oh! Are you all right, Manager?
**[01:05] ---**
Paw.
**[01:06] ---**
Paw?
**[01:08] ---**
His paw touched me.
**[01:10] ---**
It was so soft.
**[01:12] ---**
Well, I'm happy for you!
**[01:17] ---**
Hey! Little kitty, you can't scratch
your nails on Manager's briefcase!
**[01:23] ---**
*Oh, so I can't scratch
my nails on that, either?*
**[01:27] ---**
*Just like the sofa.*
**[01:29] ---**
SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH
**[01:30] ---**
*That time, I got into big trouble
with my owner.*
**[01:38] ---**
*And she said, "I hate you!"*
**[01:43] ---**
*And she abandoned me.*
**[01:46] ---**
*Wait, I wasn't abandoned!*
**[01:48] ---**
*I'm the one who abandoned her!*
**[01:50] ---**
*He's going to hit me!*
**[01:53] ---**
That's a good kitty.
**[01:58] ---**
I'm guessing that
**[02:00] ---**
you wanted to scratch your nails on something
so you wouldn't hurt anyone, right?
**[02:08] ---**
*I only scratched my nails*
**[02:09] ---**
*on that sofa because I loved my owner
and didn't want to hurt her!*
**[02:13] ---**
*But she ended up hating me!*
**[02:23] ---**
HE'S ATTACHED TO YOU?
**[02:23] ---**
The little kitty seems
to have gotten attached to you.
**[02:26] ---**
*I-I am not attached!*
**[02:28] ---**
Manager, it looks like
you can keep this kitty!
**[02:32] ---**
MEOW?!
**[02:36] ---**
Paws, paws, paws...
**[02:39] ---**
Huh? He's not attached to you?
**[02:41] ---**
I think he's going easy on me.
**[02:45] ---**
All right. Let's go
to the veterinary hospital, then.
**[04:18] ---**
FLUFFY VETERINARY HOSPITAL
**[04:19] ---**
EPISODE 03 PAWS, PAWS, PAWS...
**[04:23] ---**
Hey, what's wrong?
**[04:26] ---**
*Next, please.*
**[04:30] ---**
I wonder why cats always hiss at me.
**[04:33] ---**
If kitties could talk, it would be great
to hear the reason.
**[04:38] ---**
*His eyes are cat-like,
but he's got a human body.*
**[04:41] ---**
*I thought he was a monster cat.*
**[04:44] ---**
To be honest, I really do love cats,
**[04:47] ---**
so when they hiss at me, it depresses me
for at least three days.
**[04:47] ---**
HISS!
**[04:47] ---**
SAD
**[04:51] ---**
So I'm a little wary of approaching cats.
**[04:54] ---**
And for the last few years, I couldn't
go near the cats that I've found.
**[05:00] ---**
But this one
seems to have gotten attached to me.
**[05:02] ---**
So I think we can live together.
**[05:06] ---**
*I-It's not like I'm attached to you.*
**[05:09] ---**
*If he's afraid to get near cats, then...*
**[05:13] ---**
*I'll go tame him for you.*
**[05:15] ---**
*He mustered his courage
to approach one for me that day.*
**[05:19] ---**
*Now I'm even more moved!*
**[05:21] ---**
*Even if it was a tree!*
**[05:23] ---**
Wait, do you want to take in
that cat, by any chance?
**[05:27] ---**
Enough to cry over it?
**[05:28] ---**
Uh, no, I just got
some dust in my eye.
**[05:31] ---**
Pets aren't allowed
in my building anyway.
**[05:35] ---**
FLUFFY VETERINARY HOSPITAL
**[05:41] ---**
There's a home improvement store
nearby that's still open.
**[05:45] ---**
Looks like we can get
cat food and bedding there, too.
**[05:52] ---**
All right, then,
I'll be waiting here with the kitty.
**[05:54] ---**
Okay. I'll be right back.
**[05:56] ---**
PET SUPPLY CORNER
**[05:57] ---**
Let's see.
**[06:00] ---**
Oh, it's over there.
**[06:02] ---**
YUMMY CAT FOOD
**[06:07] ---**
That will be 6,290 yen, please.
**[06:11] ---**
*All right. I got the stuff.*
**[06:13] ---**
*Let's hurry and get back to the kitten.*
**[06:15] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[06:17] ---**
Thank you.
**[06:17] ---**
Wait. Excuse me, sir! Your purchases!
**[06:22] ---**
Will Manager be back soon?
What do you say, kitty?
**[06:26] ---**
*I-It's not like I'm waiting for him.*
**[06:32] ---**
Come to think of it,
what should I name him?
**[06:34] ---**
A name? That's a tough one, isn't it?
**[06:38] ---**
*I don't need a name.
You're only going to abandon me again.*
**[06:43] ---**
I'll be getting out right here.
**[06:47] ---**
Thanks for coming with me.
**[06:48] ---**
All right, then, if you'll excuse me.
**[06:50] ---**
See you, kitty!
**[07:31] ---**
I'll be heading off to work.
You won't be lonely, will you?
**[07:35] ---**
*As if I'd be lonely!
Just get going already!*
**[07:38] ---**
I'll come home as soon as I can.
**[07:48] ---**
Hey, it's Manager.
**[07:49] ---**
Good morning!
**[07:51] ---**
Good morning.
**[07:55] ---**
You bought one for me, too.
Thank you so much!
**[07:58] ---**
It's fine. Coffee from specialty shops
taste better, doesn't it?
**[08:03] ---**
So how's the little kitty doing?
**[08:05] ---**
He's fine. I want to give him
a name as soon as possible.
**[08:09] ---**
You're having a tough time, huh?
**[08:09] ---**
SHIROKICHI SHIRONOSUKE
SHIROTARO SHIROSUKE
SHIRO SHIROU
SHIROJIRO
SHIROHIKO
**[08:11] ---**
Yes. I can't seem to decide.
**[08:14] ---**
Well, names are important.
**[08:17] ---**
*He's putting so much effort
into thinking up a name for his cat.*
**[08:20] ---**
*To be able to work under
such a kind-hearted manager...*
**[08:25] ---**
Momose, should we go now?
**[08:27] ---**
Uh, right!
**[08:32] ---**
I'm home.
**[08:37] ---**
*Did Momose really want
to take in this cat, after all?*
**[08:41] ---**
*Enough to cry over it?*
**[08:43] ---**
GLOOMY GLOOMY
**[08:43] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[08:46] ---**
*That's a lot of steam.*
**[08:53] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[08:55] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[08:58] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[09:01] ---**
*That's a long bath.*
**[09:04] ---**
*He's like a boiled octopus.*
**[09:15] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[09:17] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[09:18] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[09:20] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[09:31] ---**
Momose?
**[09:33] ---**
Good morning.
**[09:34] ---**
Manager. Good morning.
**[09:39] ---**
I'm giving you a key to my place.
**[09:43] ---**
Come over anytime.
**[09:50] ---**
Morning!
**[09:51] ---**
They've rescheduled today's meeting.
**[09:54] ---**
Did you hear what happened
this morning in the train?
**[09:57] ---**
You mean between Manager Shirosaki
and Momose, right?
**[09:59] ---**
Someone in Accounting said she saw it.
**[10:01] ---**
Yes, that!
**[10:03] ---**
*Later on, the hot topic at the office was how
Manager had proposed to me that morning.*
**[10:18] ---**
Morning.
**[10:32] ---**
Sorry. I'll play with you
when I get home, okay?
**[10:38] ---**
Today's Sunday, huh?
**[10:40] ---**
*My new owner is goofy.*
**[10:46] ---**
*My old owner was never home
on Sundays, either.*
**[10:50] ---**
*But this owner's home.*
**[10:53] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[10:55] ---**
Let's play as soon as I'm done
hanging these.
**[10:57] ---**
*Huh! Not like I'm waiting or anything.*
**[11:00] ---**
I dropped some laundry.
**[11:03] ---**
I'm going to go pick it up.
**[11:07] ---**
Why are you hanging onto me?
**[11:09] ---**
I'm coming right back, so don't be so...
**[11:14] ---**
All right. Now we can play a lot.
**[11:18] ---**
*I-It's not like I especially want to play.*
**[11:19] ---**
LEAP LEAP LEAP
**[11:24] ---**
Caressing massage.
**[11:25] ---**
*Not like I want you to caress me.*
**[11:29] ---**
All right, done!
**[11:31] ---**
A stuffed animal.
**[11:33] ---**
*Not like you have to make it for me.*
**[11:37] ---**
Even after scratching, the shortened part
of the cat's nails get sharper.
**[11:41] ---**
I didn't know that.
**[11:42] ---**
*What?*
**[11:45] ---**
I'll buy you some nail clippers
tomorrow, all right?
**[11:48] ---**
*I-It's not like I want them.*
**[11:57] ---**
You'll catch cold
sleeping with your belly exposed.
**[12:00] ---**
*I never catch colds.*
**[12:08] ---**
About the report on that amusement park
you scouted the other day...
**[12:11] ---**
I'd like you to include photos of the rides
that would show what kind of park it is.
**[12:17] ---**
What kind of rides were there?
**[12:19] ---**
Right. For example,
which would you pick, Momose?
**[12:25] ---**
*All photos of the kitty!*
**[12:28] ---**
Like the one that left
the greatest impression on you.
**[12:31] ---**
Impression...
**[12:33] ---**
Oh. This rollercoaster had
an incredible dead-drop, didn't it?
**[12:36] ---**
It packed a lot of punch, right?
**[12:38] ---**
And speaking of impressions,
this haunted house left one, too.
**[12:41] ---**
Yeah, how scary was that?
**[12:43] ---**
The scenery from the Ferris wheel
was also gorgeous.
**[12:45] ---**
Yes.
**[12:46] ---**
And who knew that the merry-go-round
had evolved so much?
**[12:47] ---**
ALONE
**[12:47] ---**
*Alone.*
**[12:50] ---**
Welcome!
**[12:52] ---**
Three guests!
Please find a seat in the back!
**[12:54] ---**
Manager, it seems like you and the kitty
have gotten really close.
**[12:58] ---**
The photos you showed me.
There were so many of the kitty!
**[13:02] ---**
Oh, have you decided on a name?
**[13:05] ---**
I still can't think of one.
**[13:07] ---**
Though I'd really like
to come up with one soon.
**[13:11] ---**
Why don't you name him after
one of his favorite foods or toys?
**[13:15] ---**
A toy, huh?
**[13:19] ---**
*H-He's deep in thought!*
**[13:22] ---**
Oh, uh, he doesn't
hiss at you anymore, right?
**[13:27] ---**
No. That hasn't happened to me
since that day.
**[13:31] ---**
Since that day?
**[13:32] ---**
You mean there were kitties
who didn't hiss at you?
**[13:35] ---**
Back when I was a kid.
**[13:38] ---**
Grandma! Grandma!
**[13:43] ---**
What's the matter, Yu?
**[13:45] ---**
Look what I found, Grandma!
A cat that doesn't hiss!
**[13:48] ---**
Dear boy, that's...
**[13:50] ---**
A tanuki.
**[13:51] ---**
Huh?
**[13:52] ---**
That's what I was told,
so I returned it to the mountains.
**[13:55] ---**
*He's been goofy since he was a child!*
**[13:57] ---**
Sure brings back memories.
**[13:59] ---**
When I was a kid,
I was always with my grandmother.
**[14:02] ---**
So you were a grandma's boy!
**[14:07] ---**
I learned a lot from my grandmother.
**[14:09] ---**
About nature, and wild animals...
**[14:13] ---**
Grandma, do I really have to send it back?
**[14:16] ---**
Animals who were born in the wild
should live in the wild.
**[14:24] ---**
Then let's give him a name.
**[14:26] ---**
That way, he might recognize you
if you ever meet again.
**[14:29] ---**
Okay.
**[14:32] ---**
About everyday life...
**[14:35] ---**
Look, I made you a tanuki!
**[14:38] ---**
It's cute!
**[14:40] ---**
I'm done, too.
**[14:42] ---**
Well, what a cute tanuki!
**[14:44] ---**
It's a cat.
**[14:46] ---**
And also about life.
**[14:49] ---**
What? Grandma,
you're going to die one day?
**[14:52] ---**
That's right. No matter how long I live,
I won't make it past 100.
**[14:58] ---**
Grandma, you're going to live to be 999!
**[15:02] ---**
What am I, a monster?
**[15:06] ---**
And one year ago,
that grandmother of mine...
**[15:11] ---**
O-One year ago?
**[15:15] ---**
*Today I'm going to show you
how to make kiritanpo!*
**[15:18] ---**
GRANDMA'S BAG OF WISDOM CHANNEL
HOW TO MAKE KIRITANPO
100,000 VIEWS
**[15:19] ---**
She started posting videos to MyTube.
**[15:21] ---**
She's bursting with life!
**[15:23] ---**
*Instant follow!*
**[15:27] ---**
*Your bath will soon be ready.*
**[15:30] ---**
I'm going to go take a bath.
**[15:34] ---**
*Just go take it for all I care.*
**[15:37] ---**
I hear that cats worry about their owners
and follow them into the bath,
**[15:43] ---**
but I guess mine is an exception.
**[15:53] ---**
I forgot to plug it.
I'll just leave for now.
**[15:59] ---**
*Ba-bump.*
**[16:01] ---**
Cats love playing tag with their owners.
**[16:05] ---**
Want to play?
**[16:11] ---**
*I don't do that kind of thing.*
**[16:14] ---**
*But I guess if you insist.*
**[16:19] ---**
*I don't see him!*
**[16:23] ---**
*Did he storm off in a rage?*
**[16:26] ---**
*The truth is, I did want to play tag.*
**[16:28] ---**
*But I was embarrassed.*
**[16:30] ---**
*Come back!*
**[16:37] ---**
HIS SHIN HIT THE TABLE
**[16:37] ---**
I totally smashed my shin.
**[16:41] ---**
Little kitty, I'm heading out now.
**[16:45] ---**
I'll come home as soon as I can.
**[16:52] ---**
You're not lonely, are you?
**[16:53] ---**
*Of course I'm not lonely.
Hurry up and go.*
**[17:02] ---**
I'm off, then.
**[17:16] ---**
*It's my owner's warmth.*
**[17:19] ---**
I forgot my bag.
**[17:24] ---**
Adorable.
**[17:27] ---**
*My new owner is goofy.*
**[17:35] ---**
Good morning.
**[17:36] ---**
Good morning.
**[17:37] ---**
You're still struggling
over a name, I see.
**[17:41] ---**
SHIIRO
SHIROKICHI CHURURURU
WHITE
NEKOJARASHIRO
FUWATA
KEITO-MAN
**[17:42] ---**
*He's veering way off course.*
**[17:46] ---**
Cats sure are cute, aren't they?
**[17:48] ---**
Want me to help you
come up with one?
**[17:50] ---**
Yes. Thanks.
**[17:52] ---**
For starters, which one of these
do you think is the best, Momose?
**[17:56] ---**
O-One of those?
Um, let's see, maybe Fuwata?
**[17:56] ---**
Morning.
**[17:57] ---**
I heard good things
about your presentation yesterday.
**[18:01] ---**
*Dejected.*
**[18:01] ---**
DEJECTED
**[18:04] ---**
*No one has any interest in me.*
**[18:07] ---**
*Not my subordinates...*
**[18:15] ---**
*Not my ex-wife, who left me
right after I bought our house.*
**[18:20] ---**
I'm home.
**[18:21] ---**
*But that's okay. After all, I have...*
**[18:30] ---**
Good boy, Me.
**[18:32] ---**
*This is Kumatte, which I bought online
because I was so lonely post-divorce.*
**[18:38] ---**
Manager, do you have a minute?
**[18:40] ---**
Sure.
**[18:42] ---**
About this Fuzzy Zoo
limited time campaign...
**[18:46] ---**
FUZZY ZOO
LIMITED TIME CAMPAIGN
NOTICE
**[18:48] ---**
A tanuki...
**[18:51] ---**
Then let's give him a name.
**[18:53] ---**
That way, he might recognize you
if you ever meet again.
**[18:58] ---**
A name?
**[18:59] ---**
Because it's our tanuki, Yu.
How about Yu-ba?
**[19:05] ---**
Okay!
**[19:10] ---**
Yu-ba, take care of yourself!
**[19:19] ---**
The cat's name...
**[19:20] ---**
Since it was you and me
who found him...
**[19:24] ---**
SHIROSAKI MOMOSE
HAKUTOU
**[19:25] ---**
Hakutou!
**[19:26] ---**
Hakutou! I like it!
**[19:29] ---**
ACHOO
**[19:38] ---**
I'm home, Hakutou.
**[19:47] ---**
I've decided on a name for you.
**[19:51] ---**
Starting today, you're Hakutou.
**[20:02] ---**
TOUSLE TOUSLE
**[20:04] ---**
*I don't even want a name.*
**[20:07] ---**
I can see that you like it, huh, Hakutou?
**[20:10] ---**
*No, I don't like it!
Hakutou! Hakutou!*
**[20:11] ---**
HOORAY
**[20:20] ---**
Hakutou.
**[20:22] ---**
*I-It's not like I was planning
to lick your face.*
**[20:25] ---**
I'm going to try to make
lots of time for you.
**[20:30] ---**
So let's spend a lot of it together.
**[20:39] ---**
*These days, my owner
never comes home at all.*
**[20:45] ---**
*Maybe she thinks it's too much trouble
to play with me and my toys, or pet me?*
**[20:55] ---**
*Then she doesn't have to do any of that.*
**[21:03] ---**
*I just want to be with you.*
**[21:11] ---**
Hakutou.
**[21:18] ---**
Hakutou.
**[21:24] ---**
I want to make you happy.
**[21:28] ---**
*Of course I'm already happy.*
**[21:33] ---**
*You really are goofy.*
**[23:11] ---**
*Are you a moron?*
**[23:12] ---**
*That's part of your job, you idiot!*
**[23:16] ---**
I'm very sorry.
**[23:17] ---**
*Die! You goddamned idiot!*
**[23:19] ---**
*Don't come to the office anymore!*
**[23:19] ---**
*That's an abusive boss
he's talking to, for sure.*
**[23:22] ---**
*I don't know this guy, but I'm worried.*
**[23:25] ---**
- Momose...
- Yes?
**[23:27] ---**
...is his name.
He's new here, and...
**[23:29] ---**
*Hey, are you listening?
You useless jerk!*
**[23:32] ---**
*Can you not comprehend
what a person's saying to you?*
**[23:37] ---**
*What's up with these two?*
# E4 - Wanna live with me?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ1E2X/wanna-live-with-me)
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**[00:08] ---**
*I was sick of my abusive boss,
so I switched jobs.*
**[00:26] ---**
Hey!
**[00:28] ---**
We met the other day.
**[02:00] ---**
EPISODE 04 WANNA LIVE WITH ME?
**[02:01] ---**
*Are you a moron? Die*
**[02:04] ---**
*The guy next to me
is getting ripped a new one.*
**[02:08] ---**
I'm very sorry.
**[02:09] ---**
*Like apologizing would do any good!*
**[02:12] ---**
*That's definitely an abusive boss
he's talking to.*
**[02:15] ---**
*I don't know this guy, but I'm worried.*
**[02:18] ---**
- Momose...
- Yes?
**[02:19] ---**
...is his name.
He's new here, and...
**[02:21] ---**
*Manager's on the phone with a client.*
**[02:24] ---**
Right. That's "momo" from "Momotaro,"
and the "se" from "Setonaikai."
**[02:26] ---**
*Momotaro!*
**[02:28] ---**
*He's even jotting down Momotaro!*
**[02:30] ---**
We both look forward
to working with you.
**[02:32] ---**
Right. Goodbye.
**[02:38] ---**
Momose?
**[02:40] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[02:42] ---**
There's a thread on your shoulder,
so I thought I'd remove it.
**[02:44] ---**
I-I'm sorry!
**[02:47] ---**
I glanced at your notes,
so I thought I was going to get hit.
**[02:51] ---**
It was my reflexes.
**[02:54] ---**
*I get it.
Seriously, all bosses are alike.*
**[02:58] ---**
Oh, uh, I know that
you'd never do that, Manager.
**[03:02] ---**
I'm done with my sketch.
**[03:06] ---**
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
HAVE A MILLET DUMPLING AND CHEER UP OKAY!
**[03:07] ---**
That's you as Momotaro.
**[03:09] ---**
So cute!
**[03:12] ---**
I feel so much better!
**[03:14] ---**
*What kind of boss is that?*
**[03:16] ---**
*I wish he'd draw a Kintaro for me.*
**[03:19] ---**
*Hey, are you listening?
You useless jerk!*
**[03:21] ---**
*Can you not comprehend
what a person's saying to you?*
**[03:24] ---**
*Oh, man.
I want to use this as my wallpaper.*
**[03:28] ---**
M-Manager!
**[03:30] ---**
Would it be all right if I took a picture?
**[03:40] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[03:44] ---**
*So cute!*
**[03:45] ---**
*What the hell are you laughing—*
**[03:48] ---**
*I'm changing jobs.*
**[03:50] ---**
Excuse me.
**[03:52] ---**
Can I get your business card?
**[03:55] ---**
I'd like to work under you, too.
**[03:57] ---**
*He's hitting on my manager!*
**[04:02] ---**
Kinjo, I never thought
you'd really switch to our company.
**[04:06] ---**
I was envious of you for having such
a wonderful manager, so I gave it my best shot.
**[04:12] ---**
He even drew me a Kintaro
on the back of his business card.
**[04:16] ---**
COME WORK FOR US
KIN: OKAY!
**[04:17] ---**
Looking forward to working with you,
starting today!
**[04:21] ---**
This is Kinjo, who just got assigned
to our department today.
**[04:25] ---**
I'd like you all to look after him.
**[04:26] ---**
AIGO KINJO (AGE 24)
**[04:27] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[04:30] ---**
As for Kinjo's supervisor,
I'll take on that role.
**[04:33] ---**
*So this is my new boss?*
**[04:36] ---**
I'm Aoyama, your section chief.
I hope we'll work well together.
**[04:38] ---**
Chief Aoyama.
**[04:39] ---**
Chief Aoyama, his supervisor?
**[04:42] ---**
That won't be easy.
**[04:50] ---**
In this case, you can do this.
**[04:52] ---**
Oh, I get it now!
**[04:55] ---**
Kinjo, why don't you look at me,
instead of the manager?
**[04:59] ---**
Oh, sorry about that.
**[05:01] ---**
No one will look at me...
**[05:06] ---**
Since he got divorced recently,
Chief Aoyama's been lonely.
**[05:12] ---**
*The female employees told me
that he's needy and hard to deal with, but...*
**[05:18] ---**
I'll only have eyes for you
from now on, Chief.
**[05:20] ---**
Stare.
**[05:21] ---**
Hey, a mole!
**[05:24] ---**
*Compared to my abusive boss,
you're 500 million times easier to handle.*
**[05:29] ---**
All right, then, just add an illustration.
Some kind of cute animal.
**[05:33] ---**
Right!
**[05:39] ---**
I won't let you defeat me.
**[05:42] ---**
A cute animal...
**[05:44] ---**
How about a tanuki?
We had tanuki soba for lunch.
**[05:48] ---**
Tanuki...
**[05:52] ---**
Manager, take a look at this!
**[05:54] ---**
Tanukis! They're really cute!
**[05:57] ---**
Tanuki.
**[06:00] ---**
*He looked out the window!*
**[06:02] ---**
Shirosaki, there aren't any
in the heart of the city. No tanukis!
**[06:07] ---**
Also, this is the 36th floor.
**[06:10] ---**
It's no use. I don't think I can win!
**[06:13] ---**
*He's cuter than a tanuki.*
**[06:18] ---**
Why did you switch jobs, Momose-senpai?
**[06:22] ---**
Oh, I just started here recently myself,
so no need to call me "senpai," or use honorifics.
**[06:27] ---**
Yay! So Why did you switch jobs, Momose?
**[06:31] ---**
Well, that would be...
**[06:34] ---**
REMEMBERING WHY HE SWITCHED JOBS
**[06:35] ---**
*Oh, he's feeling hollow inside.*
**[06:38] ---**
*Maybe I shouldn't have asked him that.*
**[06:40] ---**
LET ME CHANGE THE SUBJECT
**[06:42] ---**
Come to think of it, my old boss
**[06:44] ---**
always used to call me
incessantly during my lunch break,
**[06:47] ---**
and I could never eat in peace,
**[06:50] ---**
so there were never any moments where
I could take a leisurely coffee break like this.
**[06:54] ---**
Not only that, but none of those calls
were in any way urgent, either.
**[06:59] ---**
But if I didn't answer,
I'd get like 85 missed calls.
**[07:03] ---**
Hey, sorry. Don't mind me.
**[07:06] ---**
*So Momose switched jobs because of
power harassment, too, huh?*
**[07:09] ---**
*I bet we can be good friends.*
**[07:10] ---**
*My boss used to fill up my call log, too.
I hear you.*
**[07:15] ---**
*I'm feeling hollow inside too.
We'll be hollow together.*
**[07:19] ---**
SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH
**[07:20] ---**
*But then...*
**[07:22] ---**
*He can't get his straw out!*
**[07:25] ---**
*How freakin' cute is that?*
**[07:27] ---**
*The manager healed me.*
**[07:31] ---**
Manager Shirosaki sure is a good guy.
And he's goofy.
**[07:35] ---**
Yeah. But when I think,
"What if he starts to hate me?"
**[07:39] ---**
I get all nervous, after all.
**[07:42] ---**
Let's ask Manager
to go drinking with us sometime.
**[07:45] ---**
If you get drunk,
you might not get nervous anymore.
**[07:48] ---**
Wait, haven't you ever gone
for a drink with him before?
**[07:52] ---**
Just once.
**[07:54] ---**
Back when I first started here.
**[08:03] ---**
I had a good time.
**[08:05] ---**
But since I was nervous,
I couldn't get drunk.
**[08:07] ---**
I mean, I've never gotten drunk
at a drinking party with my bosses before.
**[08:16] ---**
No one has any interest in me.
**[08:22] ---**
*I got divorced
right after I bought a house.*
**[08:26] ---**
*I worked my tail off to buy this house,
so that I could create a happy home.*
**[08:32] ---**
*As I had loans,
I started working even harder.*
**[08:36] ---**
*But then out of the blue, my wife...*
**[08:40] ---**
I've fallen in love with someone else.
**[08:43] ---**
It was so lonely being by myself
in this huge house.
**[08:48] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[08:52] ---**
*She said that, and left me.*
**[08:55] ---**
*And now there's just me in this huge house.*
**[08:59] ---**
*I was so lonely that I bought
tons of stuffed bears online.*
**[09:05] ---**
One big family.
**[09:07] ---**
KUMATTECHAN JUICE
HONEY-FLAVORED
**[09:07] ---**
*This bear is a character called Kumattechan.*
**[09:10] ---**
*New product! Kumattechan Juice!*
**[09:14] ---**
*I know nobody's
going to buy my juice, anyway.*
**[09:17] ---**
*He's a very needy bear.*
**[09:19] ---**
I'll go buy some tomorrow, okay?
**[09:21] ---**
Yay!
**[09:26] ---**
Momose! Morning!
**[09:27] ---**
Hey, Kinjo. Morning.
**[09:31] ---**
Where's Manager? You weren't
on the same train this morning?
**[09:35] ---**
He's going directly to see his client.
**[09:38] ---**
He just texted me now.
**[09:40] ---**
Why did he only text you? No fair!
**[09:43] ---**
I'm gonna reply now.
This signal takes forever.
**[09:46] ---**
GOOD MORNING. TODAY I'LL BE GOING DIRECTLY TO SEE A CLIENT WITHOUT SHOWING UP TO WORK FIRST.
GOOD MORNING. UNDERSTOOD.
**[09:47] ---**
Talk about stiff!
**[09:50] ---**
Isn't this how you should
communicate with your boss?
**[09:54] ---**
Well, I was the same way
with my old boss.
**[09:57] ---**
But I've been bombarding Manager
with emojis and stickers.
**[10:01] ---**
Stickers?
**[10:02] ---**
Sure. And he sends stickers back to me.
**[10:05] ---**
What? I've never
gotten a sticker from Manager.
**[10:10] ---**
I bet if you send him one,
he'll send one back.
**[10:12] ---**
*What is this, high school girl talk?*
**[10:15] ---**
Sending my boss a sticker.
That seems beyond me.
**[10:24] ---**
Here. Sent it off for you.
**[10:26] ---**
WITHOUT YOU, MANAGER...
I'M A LONELY PUP
**[10:31] ---**
FORGIVE ME-OW
**[10:32] ---**
Hey, he answered!
**[10:35] ---**
I got a sticker from my boss
for the first time in my life.
**[10:39] ---**
Huh? Another text.
**[10:40] ---**
I'LL GET TO THE OFFICE FROM THE RAINBOW
**[10:46] ---**
A fairytale arrival!
**[10:48] ---**
Whoops, typo.
**[10:49] ---**
*I'll get to the office at two.*
**[10:53] ---**
*I messed up the correction, too.*
**[10:54] ---**
I'LL GET TO THE OFFICE IN SOUP STOCK
**[10:56] ---**
SIMMER SIMMER
**[10:58] ---**
Manager's coming after some simmering!
**[11:02] ---**
Right. Now you can be more casual
when you text him.
**[11:06] ---**
Kinjo, you're so nice.
**[11:09] ---**
No one will ask me for my text ID.
**[11:13] ---**
Chief!
**[11:14] ---**
No one has any interest in me.
**[11:17] ---**
I want to know what your text ID is.
I also want to know your measurements!
**[11:25] ---**
*Looks like a fun workplace.*
**[11:26] ---**
*I'm so jealous.*
**[11:29] ---**
Chief, I'm done with my work for the day.
**[11:33] ---**
Is it all right if I leave on time?
**[11:35] ---**
Sure!
**[11:36] ---**
All right!
**[11:38] ---**
I'm going to get a haircut!
**[11:40] ---**
*I trimmed off an inch yesterday myself.*
**[11:43] ---**
*Not that anyone noticed.*
**[11:45] ---**
Ah, I don't know why,
but my head feels light today.
**[11:50] ---**
Huh? Where did they go?
**[11:53] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[11:55] ---**
I bought some computer glasses yesterday,
but I've already lost them.
**[11:59] ---**
They're on your forehead.
**[12:03] ---**
*That's how I'll get some attention
from my subordinates.*
**[12:06] ---**
*And while I'm at it, I can get them
to notice my haircut.*
**[12:10] ---**
Kinjo, have you seen my...
**[12:13] ---**
He's already gone.
**[12:15] ---**
*No one has any interest in me.*
**[12:19] ---**
Shirosaki, I like your glasses.
You look good in them.
**[12:23] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[12:25] ---**
Actually, about these glasses...
**[12:28] ---**
I copied the style of your glasses, Chief.
**[12:31] ---**
I thought that maybe it would help me
become competent like you.
**[12:35] ---**
Shirosaki, wanna live with me?
**[12:38] ---**
Uh, Chief?
**[12:39] ---**
KUMATTECHAN JUICE
HONEY-FLAVORED
**[12:40] ---**
I spotted this
at a convenience store just now.
**[12:43] ---**
If I'm not mistaken,
you're a fan of this bear, right?
**[12:46] ---**
Please have this.
**[12:47] ---**
Momose.
**[12:49] ---**
Wanna live with me?
**[12:52] ---**
Hey.
**[12:54] ---**
*I'm sorry I left without saying goodbye.*
**[12:57] ---**
*I was in a rush to get to the salon.*
**[13:00] ---**
*When I saw your haircut,
it really made me want to get one, too!*
**[13:05] ---**
*So he did notice that I'd gotten a haircut!*
**[13:07] ---**
WANNA LIVE WITH ME?
**[13:07] ---**
Wanna live with me?
**[13:08] ---**
NO THANKS, I'LL PASS LOL
**[13:09] ---**
*No thanks, I'll pass.*
**[13:10] ---**
BUT I'VE GOT 5 MILLION BUCKS
**[13:10] ---**
But I've got 5 million bucks!
**[13:13] ---**
I'LL LIVE WITH YOU
**[13:13] ---**
*I'll live with you!*
**[13:15] ---**
Work is fun!
**[13:25] ---**
The presentation went well, didn't it?
**[13:27] ---**
Yes. I think it's going
to come together great.
**[13:30] ---**
I'll let the office know
that we'll head straight home.
**[13:34] ---**
Chief, do you have any plans
to meet up with someone later?
**[13:38] ---**
I don't have any plans.
**[13:40] ---**
Then do you want to go for a drink?
**[13:44] ---**
And why don't we ask Manager
and Momose while we're at it?
**[13:47] ---**
JAPANESE BAR MOMOTARO
**[13:51] ---**
I never had a good time going drinking with
my boss, but I'm looking forward to tonight.
**[13:56] ---**
Is Chief Aoyama still doing overtime?
**[13:59] ---**
Yeah.
**[14:00] ---**
When he notified the office about going home,
he realized he still had some work to do.
**[14:04] ---**
What about Manager?
**[14:06] ---**
He said he had an errand to run first,
and to go ahead and start without him.
**[14:10] ---**
Wonder where he went?
**[14:12] ---**
I hope you can get drunk tonight.
**[14:15] ---**
Welcome!
**[14:18] ---**
Good evening!
**[14:19] ---**
Sorry I'm late.
**[14:28] ---**
So you went to check on Hakutou?
**[14:31] ---**
How did you know?
**[14:33] ---**
There's a cat teaser
in your breast pocket.
**[14:37] ---**
Hakutou?
**[14:39] ---**
That's the name of the cat
who lives with me.
**[14:43] ---**
Momose and I found him,
so that's why he's named Hakutou.
**[14:46] ---**
No fair, Momose!
**[14:48] ---**
What will you have, Manager?
**[14:51] ---**
I live with a giant stuffed bear.
**[14:55] ---**
*When did you get here?*
**[14:57] ---**
Cheers!
**[15:04] ---**
*A mustache!*
**[15:05] ---**
Manager, you've got a froth mustache!
I want to take a picture!
**[15:10] ---**
I wiped it off. Sorry.
**[15:13] ---**
Even if the section chief has a mustache,
no one will take any photos.
**[15:17] ---**
I'm going to make this my wallpaper!
**[15:23] ---**
What? You don't have a girlfriend, Momose?
**[15:26] ---**
Until my first year of working,
**[15:27] ---**
I was in a long distance relationship
between Hokkaido and Tokyo,
**[15:31] ---**
but my job took up all my time,
so I couldn't stay in touch, and she dumped me.
**[15:36] ---**
I just got dumped, too.
We only dated for a week.
**[15:40] ---**
A week?
**[15:41] ---**
Seems like I was too attentive,
and they thought it was annoying.
**[15:45] ---**
Whenever I find someone who's my type,
it seems like I go overboard.
**[15:50] ---**
What kind of girl is your type?
**[15:52] ---**
Looks don't matter for me.
I like it when they're cute on the inside.
**[15:56] ---**
As long as they're cute on the inside,
I can go for younger or older, male or female.
**[15:59] ---**
*He just said something mind-blowing
like it was nothing.*
**[16:03] ---**
Do you have a girlfriend, Manager?
**[16:05] ---**
No, I don't.
**[16:07] ---**
Shirosaki, didn't you once bring her powder
foundation to the office instead of an ink pad?
**[16:12] ---**
INK PAD
**[16:17] ---**
Did you break up with that girlfriend?
**[16:20] ---**
Ink pad. Now that you mention it,
that did happen.
**[16:24] ---**
She got really mad at me because
she couldn't put on her makeup that morning.
**[16:28] ---**
Don't tell me that's why she broke up...
**[16:30] ---**
No. She cheated on me and I got dumped.
**[16:36] ---**
But it was my fault.
**[16:38] ---**
I don't have a lot to say,
and I'm such a boring person.
**[16:42] ---**
You're interesting, Manager!
**[16:45] ---**
What made you realize
that she was cheating?
**[16:48] ---**
She called me by another man's name.
Right into my ear.
**[16:53] ---**
*That's harsh!*
**[16:58] ---**
*Manager seems really down!*
**[17:02] ---**
She was cheating on me
with her ex-boyfriend.
**[17:02] ---**
HE'S ACTUALLY JUST SLEEPY
**[17:06] ---**
Ex-boyfriend...
**[17:07] ---**
I... I...
**[17:11] ---**
I'd never call you
by my old boss's name, Manager!
**[17:15] ---**
Momose...
**[17:17] ---**
Manager Shirosaki!
**[17:18] ---**
Momose...
**[17:20] ---**
Manager Shirosaki!
**[17:21] ---**
DRUNK
**[17:21] ---**
Momose...
**[17:22] ---**
Manager Shirosaki!
**[17:23] ---**
Momose...
**[17:24] ---**
- Manager Shirosaki!
- Momose...
**[17:24] ---**
ALSO DRUNK
**[17:26] ---**
Manager Shirosaki!
**[17:31] ---**
*I mean, I've never gotten drunk
at a drinking party with my bosses before.*
**[17:37] ---**
*Momose, glad you were able to get drunk.*
**[17:42] ---**
Manager!
**[17:44] ---**
Manager, the taxi's here.
**[17:50] ---**
Little Hakutou's waiting at home for you.
**[17:53] ---**
*There's a coaster on his forehead!*
**[17:58] ---**
Hakutou. I'm home.
**[17:58] ---**
PLASTIC BAG
**[18:03] ---**
Manager, you're not home just yet.
**[18:08] ---**
Oh, you're right.
**[18:12] ---**
*"I'm worried that you might not get home safely,
so I'd like to take you home."*
**[18:15] ---**
*Would it be rude to say that to your boss?*
**[18:19] ---**
Hakutou, I'm heading home now.
**[18:24] ---**
I'd love to see Hakutou!
**[18:28] ---**
Want to come over?
**[18:31] ---**
Yes!
**[18:35] ---**
No fair, Momose.
**[18:37] ---**
No one wants
to come see my bear, anyway.
**[18:48] ---**
Hakutou?
**[18:52] ---**
Oh, right. Last night...
**[18:54] ---**
*I took my hammered manager home...*
**[18:58] ---**
*and then I fell asleep?*
**[19:01] ---**
*I can't believe
I crashed at my boss's place.*
**[19:06] ---**
My head is killing me.
**[19:12] ---**
*Just look at that bed head!*
**[19:16] ---**
Where's my ice pillow?
**[19:25] ---**
*Frozen udon!*
**[19:28] ---**
Uh, Manager?
**[19:29] ---**
Good morning! S-S-S-Sorry, I...
**[19:32] ---**
Huh? Momose?
**[19:34] ---**
*You only just noticed me now?*
**[19:37] ---**
Did you bring me home?
**[19:40] ---**
Oh, well, I wanted to see
Hakutou again, so...
**[19:44] ---**
I'll be going home now.
Thank you for having me!
**[19:48] ---**
I'm really sorry that I fell asleep!
**[19:50] ---**
Hakutou? Bye!
**[20:01] ---**
How could I've fallen asleep?
How rude is that?
**[20:03] ---**
He might hate me now! And I never
want to be hated by my boss again!
**[20:07] ---**
He sure left in a huge rush.
**[20:10] ---**
He should've just gone to work from here.
**[20:13] ---**
TO MANAGER
THIS DRINK WORKS ON HANGOVERS.
PLEASE HAVE—
**[20:14] ---**
So he fell asleep while he was writing this note.
**[20:18] ---**
I'll thank him properly by text.
**[20:22] ---**
Oh, sorry.
You want your breakfast, right?
**[20:27] ---**
MUNCH MUNCH
**[20:28] ---**
Is it good?
**[20:30] ---**
*Not sharing!*
**[20:32] ---**
Aww, is that for me?
**[20:34] ---**
*My paw slipped.*
**[20:37] ---**
Both you and Momose sure are good kids.
**[20:41] ---**
Oh, right. I need to text Momose.
**[20:44] ---**
MOMOSE
**[20:44] ---**
Wait, I'm on a call?
**[20:46] ---**
Hello? Momose?
**[20:49] ---**
*Yes.*
**[20:50] ---**
*Am I the one who called you,
by any chance?*
**[20:53] ---**
Yes.
**[20:54] ---**
*Sorry. My phone was in my pocket,
and I dialed you by mistake.*
**[20:58] ---**
*You probably heard all that, huh?*
**[21:01] ---**
Yes. I'm sorry.
**[21:03] ---**
*No, well, anyway, I guess that's it.*
**[21:06] ---**
*Thanks a lot. I'll see you later.*
**[21:09] ---**
Right!
**[21:13] ---**
Really?
**[21:15] ---**
You slept over at Manager's place?
**[21:17] ---**
Yeah. I fell asleep on his sofa, and then
I stopped by my place to get changed.
**[21:22] ---**
Lucky you!
**[21:28] ---**
*I was sick of my abusive boss,
so I switched jobs.*
**[21:31] ---**
Oh, Manager? Good morning.
**[21:34] ---**
Good morning!
**[21:36] ---**
Good morning.
**[21:42] ---**
Oh, I forgot to press the button.
**[21:46] ---**
My new boss is goofy. And...
**[21:50] ---**
No one ever sleeps over at my place.
**[21:55] ---**
*And he's also needy!*
**[21:58] ---**
*Work is fun!*
**[23:37] ---**
*This is crazy huge!*
# E5 - Heart Eyes!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U49WM2/heart-eyes)
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**[00:03] ---**
An overnight business trip?
**[00:05] ---**
Right. We've received a request for an ad
from a hot spring resort inn.
**[00:10] ---**
Can you come with me
to scout the location? For one night?
**[00:16] ---**
Yes!
**[00:17] ---**
KUMATTE LAND
**[00:17] ---**
What a coincidence.
**[00:19] ---**
Kinjo and I will be at Kumatte Land
on business that very same day.
**[00:24] ---**
Although it will be a day trip.
**[00:26] ---**
Is that right?
**[00:27] ---**
No fair!
**[00:28] ---**
Going on an overnight business trip
with the manager? I'm so jealous, Momose!
**[00:33] ---**
Nobody wants to go
on a business trip with me.
**[00:36] ---**
I'm looking forward
to our business trip, too, Chief!
**[02:12] ---**
STOMACH A
**[02:13] ---**
EPISODE 05
HEART EYES!
**[02:20] ---**
I'LL RESEARCH IT AND LET YOU KNOW
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
THANK YOU FOR YOUR HARD WORK
**[02:21] ---**
*Let's meet tomorrow
at Omiya Station at 7:40 am.*
**[02:21] ---**
ROUTE INFORMATION
**[02:25] ---**
*I'm sending you the route
from the closest station to you.*
**[02:32] ---**
It's Omiya Station in Kyoto,
not Saitama.
**[02:35] ---**
So far away!
**[02:39] ---**
*Sorry. Made a mistake. It's this one.*
**[02:48] ---**
Can't wait to go on this business trip.
**[02:59] ---**
Make sure you eat right.
**[03:05] ---**
*Shirosaki, here.*
**[03:08] ---**
*What is it?*
**[03:10] ---**
*He's a precious member of my family,*
**[03:13] ---**
*but to make sure that Hakutou
doesn't get lonely while you're away...*
**[03:20] ---**
Kumattechan will be here tomorrow,
so you won't be lonely.
**[03:25] ---**
TWO HOURS LATER...
**[03:35] ---**
Since we can't play tomorrow,
let's play a lot... today... okay?
**[03:41] ---**
*It's okay, go get some sleep.*
**[03:46] ---**
Sorry to leave you... all alone.
**[03:51] ---**
*Hey, it's no big deal for me.*
**[04:06] ---**
*Today I'm going on my first business trip
with my boss since I switched jobs.*
**[04:11] ---**
*When I went on a business trip
with my old boss,*
**[04:13] ---**
*I was with him all day and night
and it was hell.*
**[04:17] ---**
*Just the memory of that
makes my stomach...*
**[04:22] ---**
Our company's...
**[04:24] ---**
Yes?
**[04:25] ---**
Senior Managing Director and Managing
Director look alike. Did you know that?
**[04:29] ---**
Uh, yes. I nearly mistook one
for the other once.
**[04:33] ---**
*Well, a lot of old guys look alike, right?*
**[04:35] ---**
*People have mistaken me
for someone else, too.*
**[04:38] ---**
Actually, yesterday, I saw someone
who looked like the Managing Director.
**[04:44] ---**
I hesitated for a second,
**[04:46] ---**
but I decided that he had to be
the Managing Director,
**[04:49] ---**
and said, "Good day, Director."
**[04:56] ---**
He was a complete stranger.
**[04:57] ---**
A complete stranger!
**[05:01] ---**
*I almost burst out laughing.*
**[05:03] ---**
Sorry to tell you such a weird story.
**[05:06] ---**
You seemed to be down for some reason,
so I thought it might be a diversion.
**[05:09] ---**
Manager.
**[05:15] ---**
*Hey, my stomachache's gone.*
**[05:22] ---**
*Today I'm going on my first business trip
with my boss since I switched jobs.*
**[05:29] ---**
*There's nothing around here.*
**[05:38] ---**
*Why did they build it in the sticks?*
**[05:42] ---**
KUMATTE LAND
**[05:42] ---**
*Kumatte Land.*
**[05:46] ---**
What? This is your first visit
to Kumatte Land, Chief?
**[05:50] ---**
Yeah. I've always wanted to come,
but I didn't have anyone to come with.
**[05:57] ---**
Kinjo, there's a leaf on your head.
**[06:01] ---**
Hey, you're right.
I've caught the manager's goofiness.
**[06:05] ---**
What? You wish you could've come
to Kumatte Land with Shirosaki?
**[06:10] ---**
No one wants to come with me...
**[06:12] ---**
I didn't say that.
**[06:14] ---**
Oh, boy.
**[06:16] ---**
It's too far out in the boondocks,
so no one ever comes.
**[06:19] ---**
No one will pay attention to me...
**[06:23] ---**
Or so I thought, but someone's coming!
**[06:26] ---**
Pay attention to me!
**[06:28] ---**
Kumattechan!
**[06:30] ---**
It's really him!
**[06:33] ---**
I'm not popular enough
to warrant an imposter, anyway!
**[06:36] ---**
Nice to meet you. My name is Aoyama.
**[06:40] ---**
Pardon me! We've been waiting for you.
**[06:43] ---**
Thank you for coming
all this way to see us.
**[06:48] ---**
I'm Mori from PR.
**[06:49] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[06:51] ---**
I don't have a business card,
so no one's paying any attention to me!
**[06:57] ---**
Pay attention to me!
**[06:58] ---**
Now, now, don't be like that.
**[07:00] ---**
Love you.
**[07:02] ---**
I love you, too. Wanna get married?
**[07:06] ---**
I managed to remarry. Not that anyone
will celebrate that with me.
**[07:10] ---**
Here's a gift for you two.
Please take it.
**[07:14] ---**
Why don't I show you around the park?
**[07:17] ---**
Box lunches, coffee, snacks?
Can I get you anything?
**[07:20] ---**
Momose, it might be a good idea
to have lunch now.
**[07:23] ---**
Uh, okay!
What about you, Manager?
**[07:26] ---**
I brought some oolong tea
and a rice ball box lunch.
**[07:30] ---**
Excuse me?
**[07:32] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[07:34] ---**
*I copied him and bought oolong tea
and a rice ball box lunch.*
**[07:40] ---**
Did you make that yourself, Manager?
Hey, octopus sausages!
**[07:43] ---**
Yes.
**[07:44] ---**
I don't always make lunch
when I go on business trips.
**[07:49] ---**
For the last few years, I've always traveled
to regional sites alone.
**[07:54] ---**
Today, I thought,
"Momose will be there, too,"
**[07:57] ---**
and it felt like a field trip
so I made a box lunch.
**[08:00] ---**
Feels like a field trip because I'm here?
**[08:03] ---**
*Momose will be there.
Happy, happy!*
**[08:06] ---**
I thought I'd make you lunch, too,
but it might trouble you, so I didn't.
**[08:11] ---**
*It's no trouble at all, though.*
**[08:14] ---**
Let's give it our all on this trip.
**[08:17] ---**
*Right, right. When you enjoy the small things,
it drives you to do your best work.*
**[08:22] ---**
*Well, not that there's anything
I particularly enjoy.*
**[08:27] ---**
*If only I could find something so fun
that'd make me spit out my tea,*
**[08:30] ---**
*it would give me the strength
to do my best, too.*
**[08:35] ---**
HAKUOUDOU
**[08:36] ---**
It's an ad by Hakuoudou.
Wow, they're using an idol group.
**[08:42] ---**
Do you like those idols?
**[08:44] ---**
Uh, no. When I was in college, I wanted
to join them, and sent in an application.
**[08:50] ---**
But I got rejected.
**[08:53] ---**
You wanted to join them?
This idol group?
**[08:57] ---**
An idol group?
I'd get rejected for sure!
**[09:01] ---**
Oh, you mean Hakuoudou.
**[09:04] ---**
Instead of oolong tea,
I brought noodle soup base.
**[09:09] ---**
I messed up because I was too sleepy.
**[09:11] ---**
*I'm totally gonna crush it at work!*
**[09:16] ---**
As you can see,
it was built in a way too natural setting,
**[09:20] ---**
and so people haven't come as expected.
**[09:23] ---**
They never came... and never came.
**[09:27] ---**
Careless mistake.
**[09:28] ---**
And so we're hoping
for your company's help.
**[09:32] ---**
Please leave it to us.
**[09:34] ---**
We'll do everything we can to create an ad
that will convey how appealing this park is.
**[09:38] ---**
Fully-equipped!
**[09:40] ---**
In order to create a good ad that rings true,
we should get some first-hand experience.
**[09:44] ---**
Heart eyes!
**[09:46] ---**
I want to see the young man
with the center part fully-equipped, too!
**[09:51] ---**
You wouldn't want to become fully-equipped
with an old guy with glasses and a mole, right?
**[09:58] ---**
MUNCH MUNCH
**[09:58] ---**
HONEY POPCORN
**[10:02] ---**
These attractions are of high quality, huh?
**[10:05] ---**
So what if it's a zero-minute wait!
**[10:07] ---**
This Ferris wheel is adorable!
**[10:09] ---**
Zero minutes for this one, too!
**[10:11] ---**
KUMATTE LAND
**[10:11] ---**
This giant maze is cool!
**[10:13] ---**
Needless to say, zero minutes!
**[10:15] ---**
There are tons of other attractions, too!
**[10:17] ---**
All zero minutes!
**[10:19] ---**
No shortage of gifts, either, eh?
**[10:21] ---**
Yeah, we've got a huge stockpile.
**[10:23] ---**
KUMATTE HOUSE
**[10:23] ---**
There are even lodgings!
**[10:26] ---**
And all of them are vacant!
**[10:33] ---**
I know you're all
going to leave me behind.
**[10:37] ---**
We'll come again.
**[10:38] ---**
When? Tomorrow?
**[10:44] ---**
I'm so sad, I might start shedding
honey pancakes from my eyes!
**[10:48] ---**
Pancakes sound yummy.
**[10:57] ---**
There's always a downpour in my heart.
**[11:00] ---**
Let's start running, Chief!
**[11:09] ---**
We got pretty soaked, didn't we?
**[11:11] ---**
Yes, we did.
**[11:13] ---**
Kinjo, you wrapped your jacket
around your briefcase?
**[11:17] ---**
Yes. There's something precious
that I don't want to get wet.
**[11:20] ---**
Oh, good. It's dry.
**[11:23] ---**
*Something precious?
Could it be a gift for Shirosaki?*
**[11:27] ---**
Oh, man, there's nowhere
to buy clothes around here.
**[11:29] ---**
I'd like to get changed.
**[11:36] ---**
I do have these T-shirts
that I just bought at Kumatte Land.
**[11:39] ---**
Yay! I'm twinning bear T-shirts
with my boss!
**[11:46] ---**
Looks like they suspended all train
and bus services because of this rain.
**[11:49] ---**
I'd die if I had to stay here all night.
**[11:53] ---**
Hello? Oh, Ms. Mori from PR?
**[11:56] ---**
Yes, we're at the bus stop.
**[11:59] ---**
What?
**[12:00] ---**
*If you can't get home,
you're welcome to stay at Kumatte House.*
**[12:05] ---**
Yay! You came today instead of tomorrow!
**[12:08] ---**
Pay attention to me!
**[12:12] ---**
NAKANOJO STATION
**[12:16] ---**
*Wow.*
**[12:19] ---**
*What an impressive-looking inn!*
**[12:21] ---**
We'll be staying here tonight.
**[12:29] ---**
*What a great view.*
**[12:31] ---**
*I don't know how long it's been
since I last stayed at a hot spring.*
**[12:33] ---**
You must be exhausted after your long trip,
**[12:36] ---**
so please put off your meeting until tomorrow,
so you can take it easy today.
**[12:40] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[12:42] ---**
In order to accurately portray
the splendor of this inn,
**[12:45] ---**
we'll be sure
to report on this site thoroughly.
**[12:54] ---**
Mind if I check on Hakutou for a second?
**[12:57] ---**
Not at all. Is that a livestream?
**[12:59] ---**
Yes.
**[13:05] ---**
Kumattechan?
**[13:06] ---**
Hey, Hakutou!
**[13:09] ---**
*Have you been playing with Kumattechan?*
**[13:12] ---**
*I'd never play with someone like him!*
**[13:15] ---**
Looks like he was playing with him.
**[13:17] ---**
Yes.
**[13:19] ---**
*Wait for me, okay?
I'll be home tomorrow.*
**[13:22] ---**
*I am not waiting!*
**[13:29] ---**
Kumatte House is a sweet log cabin
that gives off the scent of honey.
**[13:33] ---**
KUMATTE HOUSE
**[13:34] ---**
For dinner, there's honey fondue, honey pasta,
honey pancakes, honey juice...
**[13:40] ---**
By the time they leave,
everyone's a little sick of honey!
**[13:44] ---**
Inside your room, the décor is all
Kumattechan furniture and knick-knacks!
**[13:48] ---**
Even the bed is covered with Kumattechans,
which should give everyone nightmares.
**[13:52] ---**
We even offer a service
for Kumattechan to visit your room!
**[13:56] ---**
Honey tea and life coaching
are on the house!
**[13:59] ---**
Once your dinner is ready, we'll send them
to your respective rooms.
**[14:03] ---**
Thank you very much.
That will be a big help.
**[14:07] ---**
All right, why don't we take
a quick tour of the premises?
**[14:10] ---**
Right!
**[14:12] ---**
Just look at all the gifts on sale!
**[14:14] ---**
Wouldn't you love to have
some milk after your bath?
**[14:18] ---**
An outdoor hot spring!
I'd love to soak in it over and over!
**[14:24] ---**
*I'm making such a big commotion
when I'm here for work.*
**[14:27] ---**
*Even if I've never had*
**[14:29] ---**
*the chance to come to a hot spring because
I was tired from my boss's power harassment.*
**[14:35] ---**
All right, let's soak in that hot spring.
**[14:37] ---**
R-Right!
**[14:40] ---**
GENTLEMEN
**[14:43] ---**
*Manager looked appalled.*
**[14:49] ---**
- Momose?
- Yes?
**[14:50] ---**
Can I ask you a weird question?
**[14:52] ---**
*I'm going to get yelled at.*
**[14:55] ---**
Did I shampoo my hair? I was so deep
in thought, I can't tell anymore.
**[15:00] ---**
Yes, you did! I know what you mean!
**[15:05] ---**
What a great soak, huh? Momose...
**[15:09] ---**
*Manager's acting like
his usual self, I guess?*
**[15:14] ---**
What a great soak that was, huh?
**[15:15] ---**
Yeah, it was!
**[15:29] ---**
*So he's mad after all
because I was so hyper?*
**[15:32] ---**
Manager!
**[15:38] ---**
Whoa, is that you, Momose?
**[15:40] ---**
I thought you were someone
who looked just like you.
**[15:45] ---**
*It was because my hair and clothing
were different than usual.*
**[15:53] ---**
I'm going to get the chief a gift.
**[15:55] ---**
And something for everyone at the office.
**[15:57] ---**
Then I will, too.
I'll get a different kind of snack.
**[16:00] ---**
I'll take this one.
**[16:01] ---**
Uh, sir, that one's...
**[16:04] ---**
Oh, I'm sorry.
**[16:07] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[16:10] ---**
The gift I picked out
for the chief was a sample.
**[16:13] ---**
He'd break his tooth if he bit on that, right?
**[16:17] ---**
*Local snack assortment for cats?
Who knew they'd have something like this?*
**[16:18] ---**
LOCAL CHURURU
LIMITED LOCAL AREA VERSION
**[16:23] ---**
Do you know what you're getting, Momose?
**[16:24] ---**
Oh, I'm getting the chief salty egg konnyaku,
and bean paste buns for everyone.
**[16:30] ---**
And for Hakutou...
**[16:34] ---**
*I-I can't get too excited.*
**[16:37] ---**
Wow!
**[16:40] ---**
Dinner is delicious, isn't it?
**[16:44] ---**
*I almost made another commotion!*
**[16:53] ---**
It's only at a hot spring
that you can take a bath over and over.
**[16:57] ---**
Yeah, I guess so.
**[16:59] ---**
Hey, they've laid out futons for us.
**[17:01] ---**
Another service exclusive to inns.
**[17:04] ---**
Is it okay if I open the window?
**[17:06] ---**
Yes. We're all warm
from the hot spring, aren't we?
**[17:10] ---**
*The night breeze feels so good.*
**[17:15] ---**
Listen, Momose...
**[17:17] ---**
You know how you got all excited
when we arrived here?
**[17:20] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[17:21] ---**
That reminded me of something important.
**[17:29] ---**
If we can somehow incorporate
your excitement into our ad,
**[17:33] ---**
I'm sure it'll make a lot of people
want to come to this inn.
**[17:38] ---**
So thanks.
**[17:43] ---**
I was chiding myself for having fun
on the job, so to hear you say that...
**[17:50] ---**
I think that enjoying work is a good thing.
**[17:53] ---**
Knowing that you're in an environment
where you can enjoy your job makes me happy.
**[17:59] ---**
Manager.
**[18:02] ---**
I enjoyed myself today, too.
**[18:09] ---**
KUMATTE HOUSE
**[18:17] ---**
Oh, crap. I've caught a cold.
**[18:23] ---**
I'll go to the front desk
to ask for some medicine.
**[18:27] ---**
I feel awful.
**[18:29] ---**
Chief's in the next room, right?
I'll ask him for help. Wait...
**[18:34] ---**
*At my old job, when I came down
with a fever after a lot of overtime...*
**[18:39] ---**
I'm gonna die.
**[18:41] ---**
*When I told my boss,
he said I was careless about my health,*
**[18:45] ---**
*and he yelled at me
to snap out of it somehow.*
**[18:48] ---**
*More than the fact that I got yelled at,
or the fact that I couldn't take time off...*
**[18:52] ---**
*My own boss showed no sign of worry
by asking if I was even okay.*
**[18:57] ---**
*For some reason,
that was more of a shock to me.*
**[19:02] ---**
*Since then, I haven't been able
to tell anyone that I'm not feeling well.*
**[19:09] ---**
I'm cold. I'm gonna die.
I want to go home to Okinawa.
**[19:14] ---**
Kinjo? I just heard a loud crash.
**[19:17] ---**
Oh, it's open.
**[19:19] ---**
Wait, what's wrong?
**[19:20] ---**
Hey, your face is all red!
Do you have a fever?
**[19:22] ---**
No, it's just...
**[19:24] ---**
Are you okay?
**[19:26] ---**
Are you hurt anywhere?
Do you want to go to the hospital?
**[19:31] ---**
Kinjo!
**[19:36] ---**
I'm sorry I caused you so much trouble.
I'm feeling much better now.
**[19:40] ---**
No, you should take time off
from work until you get better.
**[19:43] ---**
If you have any gifts to give,
I'll be happy to pass them out.
**[19:46] ---**
I didn't buy any gifts for anybody.
**[19:48] ---**
What? Then what was the precious thing
you were protecting from the rain?
**[19:52] ---**
Oh.
**[19:53] ---**
That was this notebook.
**[19:55] ---**
Since it's full of notes about
all the things you taught me, Chief.
**[19:59] ---**
You're always spotting things
we should showcase about the sponsor
**[19:59] ---**
WHY DON'T WE USE THE FACT THAT
NO ONE'S HERE TO OUR ADVANTAGE?
**[20:02] ---**
WHAT ARE YOU, A GENIUS?
**[20:02] ---**
through your own unique viewpoint,
so there's so much I can learn from you.
**[20:07] ---**
*I see.*
**[20:11] ---**
Good for you for being praised
like that. Because a moment ago...
**[20:15] ---**
*I might just be a needy, pain-in-the-butt type
of incompetent boss.*
**[20:19] ---**
*I want to stop being needy.*
**[20:20] ---**
You were consulting me about life, right?
**[20:24] ---**
Your neediness is entertaining, Chief.
**[20:26] ---**
And besides, if you're not being needy,
then it wouldn't be you.
**[20:31] ---**
What?
**[20:31] ---**
Are you saying that without my neediness,
I'd only have my glasses and mole?
**[20:36] ---**
I never said that.
**[20:43] ---**
Looks like the rain let up.
You can see the stars.
**[20:49] ---**
Hey, a shooting star.
**[20:53] ---**
Let me recover soon,
**[20:55] ---**
so that I can create an ad with the chief
that will make Kumatte Land rock.
**[21:00] ---**
Your reward will be five tons of honey!
**[21:03] ---**
This old guy's blood sugar levels
are gonna spike, huh?
**[21:06] ---**
No one's gonna eat
five tons of honey, anyway.
**[21:08] ---**
Don't worry, I'll eat at least two.
**[21:11] ---**
Hey, a shooting star.
**[21:16] ---**
Did you make a wish?
**[21:17] ---**
Yes. I asked to be able
to create a good ad.
**[21:21] ---**
I asked to be able to create
a good ad with you, too.
**[21:27] ---**
Also...
**[21:29] ---**
To make sure that Hakutou isn't too lonely.
**[21:34] ---**
What's wrong?
**[21:36] ---**
I forgot to ask for one more thing.
**[21:38] ---**
What is it?
**[21:40] ---**
Well, when I go to bed wearing a yukata,
**[21:43] ---**
by morning, I've only got
my belt on, for some reason,
**[21:46] ---**
so I should've asked for that
not to happen tomorrow morning.
**[23:30] ---**
*My new boss...*
**[23:36] ---**
*turned out to be goofy
even on business trips!*
# E6 - Ex-boyfriend? Ex-boyfriend?? Ex-boyfriend???
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU295V5/ex-boyfriend-ex-boyfriend-ex-boyfriend)
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**[00:01] ---**
*My abusive boss damaged my spirit
and my health, so I changed jobs.*
**[00:08] ---**
SEVEN-SPICE BLEND
**[00:10] ---**
AH
**[00:11] ---**
EH?
**[00:13] ---**
Those are the toothpicks.
**[00:16] ---**
*My new boss is goofy.*
**[00:20] ---**
Momose?
**[00:21] ---**
Yes?
**[00:23] ---**
*He's the type who twirls around so hard,
he actually goes full circle.*
**[00:32] ---**
Momose.
**[00:34] ---**
M-Mr. Kurono.
**[00:39] ---**
Thought you'd escape me,
huh, Momose?
**[00:53] ---**
I thought I just heard Momose's voice.
**[00:57] ---**
No, I was just hearing things.
**[01:03] ---**
The new chocolate product that I got
from my client yesterday.
**[01:07] ---**
I'll get Momose's opinion, too.
**[01:15] ---**
No chocolate for you, all right?
It would poison you.
**[01:20] ---**
*Is that right?*
**[01:23] ---**
Stay like that for a second.
**[01:28] ---**
*Are you taking my picture?*
**[01:30] ---**
Stay like that.
**[01:32] ---**
*You don't have to take my picture.*
**[01:38] ---**
*Go off to work already.*
**[01:40] ---**
*My new boss is goofy.*
**[01:43] ---**
*But...*
**[01:46] ---**
*To this day, I'm still...*
**[01:48] ---**
*not over the trauma
of dealing with my old boss.*
**[03:24] ---**
EPISODE 06
EX-BOYFRIEND? EX-BOYFRIEND?? EX-BOYFRIEND???
**[03:33] ---**
Thought you'd escape me,
huh, Momose?
**[03:37] ---**
Hey, is that the proposal
you pushed through for the first time?
**[03:42] ---**
Kinjo!
**[03:44] ---**
Yeah. The client approved it for use,
but they just told me
**[03:48] ---**
that they want additional ideas.
**[03:51] ---**
So you're struggling
to come up with those ideas?
**[03:53] ---**
Uh, no, not really.
**[04:00] ---**
Oh, um...
**[04:02] ---**
Hm? What's up?
**[04:04] ---**
Uh, actually, nothing. Sorry.
I'm going to go take a break.
**[04:16] ---**
Did something happen
between you and Manager?
**[04:18] ---**
I don't think it's anything, but...
**[04:20] ---**
THANK YOU VERY MUCH (READ)
**[04:20] ---**
TODAY
I'D LIKE TO CONSULT YOU
ABOUT THE ADDITIONAL PROPOSALS.
AS YOUR MEETING SEEMS TO BE
RUNNING LATE, I'LL BE GOING
TO LUNCH NOW.
**[04:20] ---**
Manager hasn't been reading
my texts all morning.
**[04:25] ---**
*When Mr. Kurono's in a bad mood...*
**[04:28] ---**
When I leave you on unread
it's because you're annoying me!
**[04:31] ---**
Don't talk to me! Try to figure out
why you pissed me off!
**[04:36] ---**
*Even though I know that Manager
would never say anything like that.*
**[04:39] ---**
*Why hasn't he read my texts?*
**[04:42] ---**
*Could it be that he hates me?*
**[04:44] ---**
*Did I mess up somehow, maybe?*
**[04:47] ---**
He was in a meeting all morning,
so I bet he just didn't notice them.
**[04:51] ---**
Let me try texting him.
**[05:01] ---**
Manager's smartphone?
**[05:01] ---**
TWO NEW MESSAGES
**[05:03] ---**
What's going on here?
**[05:04] ---**
All right, quiz time!
**[05:06] ---**
Manager's smartphone
is in the fridge. But why?
**[05:14] ---**
It overheated after he recharged it,
so he's trying to cool it off, or something?
**[05:17] ---**
Manager has a cold today,
so he's got a fever?
**[05:20] ---**
It's for cooling off his forehead?
**[05:22] ---**
Or it could be a secret lifehack.
Cooling it gives you better battery life?
**[05:26] ---**
I didn't know about that lifehack!
**[05:27] ---**
Sorry. That was just random.
**[05:29] ---**
Momose?
**[05:30] ---**
Oh, uh, Manager!
**[05:32] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[05:33] ---**
You were acting a little strange before.
**[05:35] ---**
No, no, it's your smartphone, Manager.
**[05:38] ---**
Smartphone?
**[05:39] ---**
My smartphone's right here.
**[05:44] ---**
So you put your smartphone in the fridge
instead of that chocolate bar, right?
**[05:50] ---**
After that, the three of us ate
that slightly-melted chocolate bar.
**[05:57] ---**
Aren't you going to get
your smartphone fixed, Manager?
**[06:00] ---**
Well, there are certain reasons
why I can't change it.
**[06:04] ---**
Hey, you're on Enstagram too, Manager?
**[06:07] ---**
Uh, yeah. I just started the other day.
**[06:11] ---**
It's a journal of Hakutou's growth.
**[06:13] ---**
This is today's Hakutou.
**[06:15] ---**
Wow! I'm going to follow you!
**[06:17] ---**
Me, too!
**[06:19] ---**
So you're on Enstagram too, Momose?
**[06:21] ---**
Well, not that I ever post
my own photos. I just browse.
**[06:25] ---**
No one will follow me.
**[06:28] ---**
Chief!
**[06:32] ---**
FOLLOWER
**[06:33] ---**
Number of followers... One.
**[06:35] ---**
Oh, that's me.
**[06:37] ---**
Follower Number 1 Shirosaki.
**[06:38] ---**
- Then I'll be your Number 2!
- And I'll be Number 3!
**[06:53] ---**
It's time I really forget
about my old boss.
**[07:02] ---**
Drinking honey wine with Kumattechan
while eating honey mascarpone.
**[07:08] ---**
Kinjo had pork cutlets for lunch, huh?
**[07:12] ---**
And Manager?
**[07:23] ---**
Seems like Chief Aoyama and the Manager's
meeting is running late again,
**[07:27] ---**
so want to go to lunch together?
**[07:28] ---**
Sure.
**[07:31] ---**
Let's eat on that bench over there.
**[07:35] ---**
Want to sit on my handkerchief?
**[07:37] ---**
N-No, I'm good.
**[07:38] ---**
Isn't that what you do on dates?
**[07:40] ---**
I was just kidding.
**[07:42] ---**
*I still can't get a handle
on Kinjo's personality.*
**[07:46] ---**
*This will be a good opportunity
to get to know him better.*
**[07:50] ---**
Hey! That cloud
looks just like Kumattechan!
**[07:55] ---**
I'm putting it up on Enstagram.
**[07:59] ---**
And... posted.
**[08:01] ---**
I already got a like from the chief.
Are they done with their meeting?
**[08:05] ---**
You've got all kinds of people on your
Enstagram, huh? Are they your friends?
**[08:10] ---**
Well, a lot of them are old guys I met in bars,
and a whole bunch of strangers.
**[08:15] ---**
Oh, and also my ex-girlfriend.
**[08:17] ---**
I never look back
at my old posts, so I totally forgot.
**[08:20] ---**
You think I should delete them?
**[08:23] ---**
This is another ex of mine.
**[08:24] ---**
I texted her too much
and she dumped me after three days.
**[08:28] ---**
This one's my ex-boyfriend.
**[08:30] ---**
*Ex-boyfriend?*
**[08:30] ---**
EX-BOYFRIEND?
**[08:31] ---**
This is my mom.
**[08:31] ---**
*Ex-boyfriend??*
**[08:31] ---**
EX-BOYFRIEND?
**[08:33] ---**
And this is the family dog.
**[08:34] ---**
*Ex-boyfriend???*
**[08:35] ---**
Hey, and this is...
Are you still with me?
**[08:38] ---**
Oh, sorry! So who is that?
**[08:41] ---**
My abusive boss at my old company.
**[08:44] ---**
What? You two look so close.
**[08:47] ---**
This guy thinks you have to be strict
so your subordinates will grow.
**[08:51] ---**
He thought the carrot-and-stick
approach is crucial.
**[08:54] ---**
He was my over-the-top, gung-ho,
anachronistic abusive boss.
**[08:58] ---**
This photo was taken during carrot time.
**[09:00] ---**
When he got drunk, he'd lecture me
forever, but I wanted to go home.
**[09:04] ---**
*True, if you look close,
his eyes are lifeless.*
**[09:09] ---**
I felt that his style of training
was wrong,
**[09:12] ---**
but maybe it was my fault for
not producing great results like him.
**[09:17] ---**
If only I tried harder, maybe
my boss would change, too.
**[09:20] ---**
All I wanted was for him
to acknowledge me.
**[09:23] ---**
I told myself that, and gave it my best shot.
**[09:26] ---**
But his verbal abuse started escalating,
and then he started hitting me.
**[09:31] ---**
That habit he had of ruffling my hair
like this whenever he praised me...
**[09:36] ---**
I started thinking
that I was gonna get punched.
**[09:38] ---**
"I can't take it anymore."
Just when that thought crossed my mind...
**[09:42] ---**
I met you and Manager,
and decided to change jobs.
**[09:47] ---**
The day I left that company,
**[09:50] ---**
when I told him
my honest reason for quitting,
**[09:54] ---**
he didn't say a word.
**[09:59] ---**
I've lost all touch with him since then,
**[10:02] ---**
and he's stopped reacting
to my Enstagram posts
**[10:04] ---**
so I have no idea what he's thinking.
**[10:07] ---**
But if my quitting
**[10:09] ---**
turned him into a boss who can have empathy
for his subordinates, that would make me happy.
**[10:14] ---**
Your old boss seems like
he was competent at his job,
**[10:18] ---**
so it's just a feeling I'm getting,
but I bet he's turned over a new leaf.
**[10:22] ---**
Momose, you're too nice!
Love you.
**[10:26] ---**
*My old boss would never turn over a new leaf,
even if the universe was turned upside down.*
**[10:33] ---**
You know, I was worried what my old boss
would think if he saw my posts,
**[10:38] ---**
so I've never uploaded any pictures
of the people at this company.
**[10:42] ---**
There's no way he's looking
at my Enstagram feed, right?
**[10:47] ---**
So anyway...
**[10:48] ---**
- Let's post one!
- Okay!
**[10:54] ---**
Chief! When did you get here?
**[10:56] ---**
You, too, Manager!
**[10:59] ---**
Since you were deep in conversation,
**[11:00] ---**
we were waiting
for the right moment to join you.
**[11:02] ---**
While eating rice balls.
**[11:04] ---**
Tight fit.
**[11:06] ---**
Want half of my popsicle?
**[11:07] ---**
Are you sure?
**[11:09] ---**
I know! Let's take a picture
of the four of us for Enstagram!
**[11:12] ---**
Twinkle!
**[11:17] ---**
All right, posted!
**[11:18] ---**
Hey, liked already!
**[11:20] ---**
Was that you again, Chief?
**[11:24] ---**
It's from Mr. Haijima.
**[11:25] ---**
Who's that?
**[11:27] ---**
My old boss.
**[11:29] ---**
A celebratory like...
**[11:31] ---**
HAIJIMA AND OTHERS LIKED THIS.
**[11:41] ---**
*Good thing you didn't spread that hankie
under my butt, right?*
**[11:54] ---**
About the additional proposals...
**[11:57] ---**
Here's a proposal geared towards having
young couples going on dates here.
**[12:01] ---**
And this one puts
more geeky information on display,
**[12:04] ---**
such as the ecology of marine life,
in order to target your core customers.
**[12:11] ---**
I like both proposals.
**[12:13] ---**
But while I know
it might be asking too much...
**[12:16] ---**
We'd be happiest with a proposal
that doesn't have a specific target,
**[12:20] ---**
and will make everyone
who comes here happy.
**[12:23] ---**
I see. A proposal showing how everyone, from
grownups to children, can have a good time.
**[12:30] ---**
From grownups to children...
**[12:32] ---**
Do you have any ideas
for a proposal like that?
**[12:36] ---**
I know. A quiz...
**[12:39] ---**
What about a quiz based on
all the creatures in this aquarium?
**[12:43] ---**
A quiz?
**[12:45] ---**
Right. If we change the difficulty level,
**[12:47] ---**
everyone from grownups to children
will have fun with it, right?
**[12:53] ---**
That's a great idea!
**[12:55] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[12:58] ---**
NIKORI
**[13:02] ---**
That was a good response.
**[13:04] ---**
It's thanks to your support, Manager.
**[13:06] ---**
No, it's probably because
you're giving it your all.
**[13:09] ---**
Manager!
**[13:11] ---**
Should we call it a day
and go straight home?
**[13:18] ---**
I hope we can create an ad
that those kids will enjoy, too.
**[13:23] ---**
You're making such a racket!
Pipe down!
**[13:26] ---**
How many times do I have to tell you?
**[13:28] ---**
What's wrong, Momose?
**[13:30] ---**
N-Nothing.
My old boss really hated kids, so...
**[13:37] ---**
Yay! I'm first!
**[13:39] ---**
No fair!
**[13:40] ---**
You're not supposed to run!
**[13:45] ---**
You need to shut the hell up,
you miserable twerps!
**[13:50] ---**
I just realized that at my old company,
**[13:51] ---**
creating kid-friendly ads
never even crossed my mind.
**[13:56] ---**
Oh, I'm sorry for going off like that.
**[13:59] ---**
Let me text the office to let them know
we're heading straight home.
**[14:01] ---**
Hey, you! Stop that right now!
**[14:15] ---**
Sorry to make you come with me
to a place like this.
**[14:19] ---**
It's fine. Aside from that,
are you all right, Momose?
**[14:23] ---**
Yes. I was just thinking about
getting a new smartphone anyway.
**[14:27] ---**
I'm not talking about your smartphone.
**[14:32] ---**
I'm fine, really.
**[14:35] ---**
That teacher was yelling so loud
that it startled me, that's all.
**[14:41] ---**
*Not good.*
**[14:42] ---**
*I don't want him to think
that I'm a pathetic loser*
**[14:45] ---**
*who can't get over the trauma
of an old boss.*
**[14:50] ---**
I'm fine!
**[14:56] ---**
OCTOBER 3
**[14:57] ---**
Hey, Momose,
you have a new smartphone!
**[15:00] ---**
Yeah.
**[15:01] ---**
Lucky you! That's the latest model.
**[15:04] ---**
I also upgraded my phone
the other day, but no one's noticed.
**[15:08] ---**
I know that nobody has any interest
in my phone—
**[15:11] ---**
Chief! Your smartphone's cool, too!
**[15:13] ---**
Next time I upgrade,
I'll get the same model as you!
**[15:16] ---**
Really? The same as mine?
Wanna live with me?
**[15:20] ---**
I'm gonna pass on living with you!
**[15:22] ---**
Excuse me, Manager.
**[15:23] ---**
I've thought up some questions for the quiz
we talked about yesterday.
**[15:27] ---**
Like what?
**[15:28] ---**
It has a beak, is a good swimmer,
walks upright,
**[15:32] ---**
and lives in the aquarium. What is it?
**[15:38] ---**
A kappa?
**[15:42] ---**
Kappa. In the aquarium, right?
**[15:45] ---**
Oh, a penguin?
**[15:47] ---**
*After I switched jobs,
I got a great new boss,*
**[15:51] ---**
*and I was entrusted
with work that's worth doing.*
**[15:54] ---**
*Kinjo, who also switched jobs
because of power harassment*
**[15:57] ---**
*is starting to get over
what happened in the past.*
**[16:01] ---**
*But I'm the only one.
When am I ever going to...*
**[16:11] ---**
Looks like the additional proposals
for the aquarium are going to go well, too.
**[16:15] ---**
Yes!
**[16:17] ---**
I'm sorry. It's my phone.
**[16:19] ---**
Go ahead and take the call.
**[16:21] ---**
MR. KURONO
**[16:21] ---**
FORMER BOSS
**[16:25] ---**
*But how? I thought I blocked him.*
**[16:29] ---**
*Did changing my phone
disable the block?*
**[16:33] ---**
HUMAN RESOURCES
**[16:33] ---**
Is it all right if I block
my direct supervisor after I've resigned?
**[16:38] ---**
What? Oh, sure.
**[16:41] ---**
MR. KURONO
**[16:41] ---**
*They've assigned someone else to call me
if they need to ask about work.*
**[16:45] ---**
*So he's definitely calling me
to complain about my quitting.*
**[16:50] ---**
*I mean, for me to get his call
as soon as the block was removed...*
**[16:53] ---**
Just how many times
has he been calling till now?
**[17:00] ---**
My stomach is killing me.
**[17:04] ---**
Are you all right? Should I go buy
some stomach medicine?
**[17:07] ---**
I'm sorry. I'll be fine.
**[17:09] ---**
For now, let's go sit on that bench.
**[17:12] ---**
*Oh, my briefcase.*
**[17:14] ---**
S-Sorry!
**[17:16] ---**
Huh? Oh.
**[17:25] ---**
Just another ten steps. You can do it.
**[17:27] ---**
*He's so kind!*
**[17:29] ---**
*He led me to the bench by hand.*
**[17:37] ---**
*My stomach feels a little better now.*
**[17:41] ---**
*I'm getting another call from him.*
**[17:50] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[17:51] ---**
It's all right.
I'm worried, so I'm taking you home.
**[18:14] ---**
The sunset was beautiful.
**[18:18] ---**
That was out of the blue.
I thought it might cheer you up.
**[18:24] ---**
You did cheer me up!
**[18:26] ---**
I'm glad.
**[18:30] ---**
I got these cracks on my smartphone
the day you started at our company.
**[18:35] ---**
Huh? You did?
**[18:37] ---**
Yeah. There was a lot going on.
**[18:41] ---**
When I went to get your medicine,
**[18:43] ---**
I was in such a panic, I dropped it.
**[18:49] ---**
I was going to get the screen fixed,
but the more time went on...
**[18:54] ---**
I realized that you'd switched jobs
having sustained as many scars as this phone.
**[19:00] ---**
And so I started seeing it
more and more...
**[19:04] ---**
as a mini Momose.
**[19:07] ---**
*I'm in pain!*
**[19:10] ---**
And then it hit me that I wanted
to take care of both this mini-Momose,
**[19:15] ---**
and the real you so that
you wouldn't get any more scars.
**[19:20] ---**
Manager.
**[19:23] ---**
That's why I'm not changing my phone.
**[19:25] ---**
This is all pretty heavy, isn't it? Sorry.
**[19:29] ---**
No, you really cheered me up.
**[19:32] ---**
And I think I can muster the courage
to confront my scars.
**[19:36] ---**
*I have Manager on my side.
I have nothing to fear!*
**[19:40] ---**
Not even Mr. Kurono's call!
**[19:42] ---**
Manager? Driver?
Is it all right if I make a call?
**[19:46] ---**
- Yeah.
- Go right ahead!
**[19:49] ---**
MR. KURONO
CALLING...
**[19:50] ---**
*Momose, I can't believe
you quit, damn it!*
**[19:53] ---**
*He picked up on the first ring!*
**[19:54] ---**
*Without thanking me for all I did
for you, no less! You mocking me?*
**[19:59] ---**
*Thank him? But I did.*
**[20:01] ---**
You're quitting?
**[20:02] ---**
Thank you for looking after me
for so long.
**[20:04] ---**
If you quit, I'll beat the crap out of you!
**[20:06] ---**
*Not that he was listening...*
**[20:08] ---**
*Listen, you! Don't think you can escape!*
**[20:11] ---**
*Useless losers like you are the same
no matter where they go!*
**[20:14] ---**
*Even if you change jobs,
the same thing will happen.*
**[20:16] ---**
*Your boss will only see you
as a useless, pain in the—*
**[20:18] ---**
I don't think that at all.
**[20:20] ---**
Momose is competent,
and I value him as my subordinate.
**[20:23] ---**
Manager.
**[20:25] ---**
Sorry. I couldn't help it.
**[20:27] ---**
*Who's that next to you?*
**[20:28] ---**
I'm Momose's boss, Shirosaki.
**[20:31] ---**
*He says you're competent?
What a total moron of a boss!*
**[20:35] ---**
*Manager, a moron?*
**[20:38] ---**
Mr. Kurono.
**[20:41] ---**
I'd like to belatedly express my gratitude.
**[20:44] ---**
Because you were the worst
possible boss to me, Mr. Kurono,
**[20:48] ---**
it led me to meeting Manager Shirosaki,
the best boss in the world!
**[20:52] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[20:53] ---**
MR. KURONO
**[20:53] ---**
*Damn you, Momose! Don't think
you could get away with this!*
**[20:57] ---**
*You just wait!
I know where you live, you know!*
**[21:00] ---**
*I'm gonna head over to your place
right now, so—*
**[21:09] ---**
Right before I hung up on him, he was screaming
that he was heading over to my place.
**[21:14] ---**
I'm going to move right now.
**[21:16] ---**
But I don't have the money to move.
**[21:19] ---**
Then...
**[21:21] ---**
Momose. Wanna move in with me?
Starting today.
**[21:25] ---**
PERSON #1 WHO BECAME SLIGHTLY UNHINGED
DUE TO THE FORMER BOSS'S CALL
**[21:27] ---**
No, no, I couldn't impose on you like that.
**[21:30] ---**
Are you sure it's okay?
**[21:31] ---**
PERSON #2 WHO BECAME SLIGHTLY UNHINGED
DUE TO THE FORMER BOSS'S CALL
**[21:34] ---**
I'll be happy to help you
transport your stuff!
**[21:36] ---**
PERSON #3 WHO BECAME SLIGHTLY UNHINGED
DUE TO THE FORMER BOSS'S CALL
**[21:39] ---**
What should we do about the move-in soba?
**[21:40] ---**
I'll make soba! I've got a soba-making kit!
**[21:43] ---**
Then I'll deep-fry the tempura!
**[21:45] ---**
For dessert, we'll have millet dumplings!
**[21:46] ---**
Millet dumplings! Like Momotaro!
**[21:47] ---**
*Thanks to that call from my old boss,
we all became slightly unhinged.*
**[23:25] ---**
Momose? The curry's done.
**[23:27] ---**
I'll be right there.
**[23:29] ---**
What's the matter?
**[23:31] ---**
I forgot to cook the rice.
**[23:34] ---**
*This is how my life as Manager's roommate
began all of a sudden.*
# E7 - The Shocking Truth…!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD2P49/the-shocking-truth)
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**[00:04] ---**
*My abusive boss damaged my spirit
and my health, so I moved.*
**[00:27] ---**
*Oh, that's right! Yesterday...*
**[00:29] ---**
MR. KURONO
**[00:29] ---**
*Damn you, Momose! Don't think
you could get away with this!*
**[00:33] ---**
*You just wait!
I know where you live, you know!*
**[00:36] ---**
*I'm gonna head over to your place
right now, so—*
**[00:39] ---**
I'm going to move right now.
**[00:41] ---**
But I don't have the money to move.
**[00:43] ---**
Wanna move in with me?
Starting today.
**[00:46] ---**
That wasn't a dream.
**[00:48] ---**
This really is Manager's home.
**[01:04] ---**
Good morning!
**[01:06] ---**
Morning, Momose.
You're already awake?
**[01:10] ---**
Uh, Manager.
**[01:12] ---**
Huh? Is something the matter?
**[01:15] ---**
Are you really sure about this?
**[01:18] ---**
We were all a little unhinged yesterday,
and brought my stuff over.
**[01:25] ---**
Momose, do you need these slacks?
**[01:27] ---**
No, I don't!
**[01:28] ---**
Then I'll take them!
**[01:30] ---**
Be my guest!
**[01:34] ---**
I know what he said, but I don't think
Mr. Kurono would really come to my house,
**[01:39] ---**
so I don't want to trouble you
any more than I already have.
**[01:42] ---**
You're not troubling me at all.
**[01:45] ---**
I happen to have an extra room, so...
**[01:48] ---**
My older brother was living here,
but he's overseas now, on business.
**[01:52] ---**
So you were living with your brother, then.
**[01:54] ---**
Yeah. But he won't be back any time soon,
so you're more than welcome.
**[01:59] ---**
You can stay as long as you like.
**[02:01] ---**
Manager.
**[02:03] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[02:05] ---**
I'll work hard so I can save up
enough money to move!
**[02:08] ---**
Oh, I'll save money
by making my own lunches!
**[02:15] ---**
Right.
**[03:52] ---**
EPISODE 07
THE SHOCKING TRUTH...!!
**[03:56] ---**
Is that a homemade lunch,
Momose?
**[03:59] ---**
Do you have a girlfriend now?
**[04:01] ---**
No, no, I just thought
I'd save up so I can move.
**[04:05] ---**
You're moving? I want to move, too!
**[04:09] ---**
Lately, my neighbors have been
making such a racket.
**[04:15] ---**
Wait, is that the same lunch
as Manager's?
**[04:17] ---**
Because Manager and I made them
together this morning.
**[04:20] ---**
Huh?
**[04:21] ---**
The thing is, a lot went down, and now
I'm staying at Manager's place as a houseguest.
**[04:25] ---**
Huh? Is that true, Shirosaki?
**[04:28] ---**
Yes.
**[04:29] ---**
Are you serious? No fair!
**[04:31] ---**
I wanna live with you, too!
**[04:40] ---**
The flavor...
**[04:42] ---**
Sorry. Too salty?
**[04:43] ---**
No, no. I never had time
the past few years to cook.
**[04:48] ---**
*Mainly because of
the power harassment.*
**[04:50] ---**
I was always going to convenience stores,
**[04:52] ---**
so I'm thrilled to have
delicious home-cooked meals!
**[04:54] ---**
I wanna eat Manager's
home-cooked meals, too!
**[04:58] ---**
No one wants to eat
my home-cooked meals, anyway.
**[05:02] ---**
I wanna have yours, too, Chief!
**[05:13] ---**
*Are you going to be living here?*
**[05:16] ---**
I'm so happy
to get to live with you, too, Hakutou!
**[05:21] ---**
*W-Well, not like it makes me happy!*
**[05:27] ---**
Are you done unpacking?
**[05:29] ---**
Yes. I'll help you make dinner.
**[05:33] ---**
Thanks. Okay, then,
could you get me that rice there?
**[05:37] ---**
Sure!
**[05:38] ---**
MADE IN AKITA
AKITA KOMACHI
**[05:40] ---**
My family made this rice.
**[05:43] ---**
So you come from a family
of rice farmers?
**[05:46] ---**
Yeah.
**[05:48] ---**
The way he washes the rice
is so professional!
**[05:51] ---**
He's the son of rice farmers,
so no wonder!
**[05:55] ---**
*He's gazing intently at the rice
he just washed.*
**[05:59] ---**
*Wonder what he's doing that for?*
**[06:03] ---**
I'm not sure how many cups I washed.
**[06:06] ---**
That would be three!
**[06:15] ---**
Something's missing.
**[06:17] ---**
I think it's good the way it is.
**[06:20] ---**
No. After all you've been through,
I want to give you something better to eat.
**[06:25] ---**
Manager!
**[06:28] ---**
I got it! Two more shakes of salt!
**[06:31] ---**
*Such detail! Like a pro!*
**[06:33] ---**
SHAKE SHAKE
**[06:36] ---**
*Wait, the lid's still on!*
**[06:41] ---**
Mm. Now it's perfect.
**[06:43] ---**
*And now it's perfect!*
**[06:48] ---**
*And now, take a look at the video!*
**[06:53] ---**
KINJO
**[06:54] ---**
From Kinjo?
**[06:55] ---**
Hello! Momose?
**[06:59] ---**
*Kinjo? What's up?*
**[07:00] ---**
ROWDY ROWDY
**[07:01] ---**
My neighbors are having
a barbecue on their balcony,
**[07:05] ---**
and it's so noisy, I can't sleep.
So right now I'm having a drink.
**[07:08] ---**
*A barbecue on their balcony?*
**[07:10] ---**
*I know, right?
What are you up to, Momose?*
**[07:14] ---**
Oh, I was just watching TV.
**[07:16] ---**
Momose... Hakutou... dinner time...
**[07:24] ---**
*We already ate.*
**[07:26] ---**
*Wow! So you really are living
at Manager's place!*
**[07:30] ---**
You're with him 24/7? That's no fair!
**[07:35] ---**
*- Oh, come on!
- What a racket.*
**[07:37] ---**
*I'm so envious!
I wanna live there, too!*
**[07:38] ---**
I can play with Hakutou everyday, too.
**[07:42] ---**
*You stop that!*
**[07:45] ---**
*Come on, stop it.*
**[07:50] ---**
Hey, Momose.
No homemade lunch today?
**[07:53] ---**
We're going to see a client now,
so today we're eating out.
**[07:58] ---**
No one has any interest
in my home-cooked lunches, anyway.
**[08:03] ---**
I'd be interested to see
your home-cooked lunch, Chief!
**[08:08] ---**
What? I'd like to see it, too!
**[08:15] ---**
I made one for you, too, Kinjo.
**[08:18] ---**
Wow!
**[08:22] ---**
*It's pretty hard-core.*
**[08:24] ---**
*I wonder how many hours
it took to make that?*
**[08:27] ---**
I got up at four to make these!
**[08:29] ---**
So extra!
**[08:44] ---**
Sorry, Hakutou.
**[08:47] ---**
What's wrong, Momose?
**[08:49] ---**
Oh, good morning, Manager.
**[08:52] ---**
Hakutou left all this trash on my pillow.
**[08:52] ---**
CRUMPLED UP
ALUMINUM FOIL
**[08:52] ---**
USED TO
STOP BREAD
**[08:52] ---**
PLASTIC BOTTLE CAP
**[08:56] ---**
I pet him so much, he must've thought
I was annoying and now he might hate me.
**[09:00] ---**
Oh, that's not trash.
**[09:03] ---**
They're Hakutou's treasures.
**[09:07] ---**
Treasures?
**[09:11] ---**
*I-It's not like they're presents or anything.*
**[09:19] ---**
Great that it's a sunny day today, right?
**[09:21] ---**
Yeah. It's a good day for laundry.
**[09:27] ---**
*Those flowers... It's the ones
I gave him as a gift a while ago.*
**[09:34] ---**
This is my thanks for always
showing me the ropes here.
**[09:36] ---**
If you don't want them, sorry!
**[09:43] ---**
*He's watering them, giving them sunlight,
and taking such good care of them.*
**[09:48] ---**
*That's why I don't have
the heart to tell him...*
**[09:51] ---**
Seems like there are
a few more now.
**[09:54] ---**
*...that they're artificial.*
**[10:01] ---**
I've been meaning to say...
**[10:03] ---**
This pink shirt. The color is so gentle
and it's so stylish.
**[10:08] ---**
And you really look good in it.
**[10:10] ---**
Oh, that?
**[10:13] ---**
It used to be white,
but I washed it with a red T-shirt.
**[10:17] ---**
And it turned pink.
**[10:19] ---**
*The shocking truth!*
**[10:28] ---**
Guess it's time to wash
this stuffed animal, too?
**[10:33] ---**
You have to hand-wash these
homemade stuffed animals, like this.
**[10:37] ---**
I see.
**[10:40] ---**
Manager!
**[10:52] ---**
What's wrong, Momose?
**[10:54] ---**
Oh, it's just that I haven't felt
this peaceful in a long time.
**[11:00] ---**
I think that
I can tell you all about it now.
**[11:05] ---**
I've been trying to hide the fact that
I'm still traumatized after all this time.
**[11:11] ---**
But...
**[11:13] ---**
I was thinking that I should
talk to you about it some time.
**[11:19] ---**
About my former boss, Mr. Kurono.
**[11:24] ---**
When I first started working there...
**[11:26] ---**
even if he did talk rough to me,
**[11:28] ---**
I thought it was because
I was incompetent,
**[11:30] ---**
and I was desperate to shape up.
**[11:34] ---**
But it wasn't as if Mr. Kurono
was saying all those things for my sake.
**[11:41] ---**
By the time I realized that it was
power harassment, it was too late,
**[11:46] ---**
and mentally, I was a mess,
and I even got an ulcer.
**[11:51] ---**
So my mind wasn't in a place where
I could do a decent job at work.
**[11:58] ---**
And then the unjust power harassment
started getting harsher and harsher.
**[12:06] ---**
You'll feel calmer if you're enveloped.
**[12:08] ---**
I'm sorry. You probably don't want
to hear this kind of story.
**[12:13] ---**
No, I'm really happy that you can
talk about it of your own accord now.
**[12:19] ---**
I want to hear more
of what you have to say, Momose.
**[12:24] ---**
Do you really?
**[12:27] ---**
It's seems funny,
looking back on it now,
**[12:30] ---**
but when we were out on a sales call,
**[12:32] ---**
he nearly fell tripping over a rock,
and he blamed me for that, too.
**[12:38] ---**
At the time, I couldn't think at all anymore.
**[12:44] ---**
*Come on, cheer up.*
**[12:47] ---**
Hakutou gave me his fish toy!
**[12:51] ---**
*I was finally able to talk about
what I'd been holding inside myself for so long.*
**[12:56] ---**
*It felt like some of the weight
had been lifted from my mind.*
**[13:06] ---**
We should just head straight home, huh?
**[13:08] ---**
Do you want to stop for a drink or two?
**[13:12] ---**
No, on second thought, I think I'll pass.
**[13:15] ---**
You've got Momose waiting for you,
so you should go home as soon as you can.
**[13:21] ---**
Kinjo, is there anything
I can help you with?
**[13:24] ---**
Thanks! But I'll be fine.
I just have a little more to do.
**[13:28] ---**
Okay. Then I'll be heading out.
**[13:30] ---**
Good work!
**[13:34] ---**
*I know, maybe I'll stop by my apartment.*
**[13:38] ---**
*It'd be good to have
more clothes to change into.*
**[13:41] ---**
*And I should check my mail.*
**[13:43] ---**
I'LL BE STOPPING BY MY APARTMENT
TO PICK UP SOME STUFF
BEFORE HEADING HOME.
**[13:50] ---**
*What if Mr. Kurono really is there?*
**[13:53] ---**
*And if he isn't there, what if
I find traces of him having been there?*
**[14:03] ---**
No, it's all good.
**[14:05] ---**
I can't be cowering from him forever!
**[14:07] ---**
Right!
**[14:37] ---**
*No way, right?*
**[14:43] ---**
*It's fine.*
**[14:46] ---**
*Calm down. Calm down.*
**[15:07] ---**
M-Manager!
**[15:10] ---**
Hey.
**[15:11] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[15:13] ---**
I came because I was worried.
**[15:15] ---**
Didn't you see my message?
**[15:19] ---**
I didn't get any messages from you.
**[15:26] ---**
I sent it to Chief by mistake.
**[15:33] ---**
I'M WORRIED, SO I'M COMING TOO
**[15:34] ---**
What? You're coming here?
**[15:35] ---**
I need to apologize to Chief.
**[15:38] ---**
SORRY, CHIEF.
I SENT THAT BY MISTAKE.
**[15:40] ---**
NOOO
**[15:42] ---**
Sorry I surprised you.
**[15:45] ---**
No, I'm all right.
**[15:47] ---**
I'm really happy that you came.
**[15:51] ---**
Are you sure
that's all you need to bring back?
**[15:54] ---**
Yes. This is all I need.
**[15:58] ---**
Hey, I know!
**[16:05] ---**
Now we can go to the bigger supermarket
in the next town over!
**[16:09] ---**
We sure can. Okay, why don't we go
to a far-off supermarket today?
**[16:13] ---**
I mean, it's a nice day.
**[16:15] ---**
Is it okay if I pump up my tires?
**[16:17] ---**
Sure!
**[16:19] ---**
When did these get so flat?
**[16:23] ---**
What? The wheels are really rusty, too.
**[16:29] ---**
Okay.
**[16:34] ---**
What's the matter?
**[16:36] ---**
This isn't my bike after all.
**[16:43] ---**
This is good, don't you think?
**[16:45] ---**
Let's get some.
**[16:47] ---**
Yeah.
**[16:47] ---**
UP TO 5 PER PERSON
**[16:49] ---**
Manager, how many?
**[16:51] ---**
Hm? I'll be 34 this year.
**[16:54] ---**
Oh, 34!
**[16:56] ---**
Yeah. I'm starting to get stiff shoulders.
**[17:00] ---**
*When we got home,
I gave him a heck of a massage.*
**[17:07] ---**
Not enough snacks, huh?
**[17:09] ---**
*I don't have enough, either.*
**[17:12] ---**
Hold on, Hakutou.
**[17:19] ---**
*Gimme that!*
**[17:21] ---**
Calm down, Hakutou.
**[17:25] ---**
All right, why don't I boil some edamame.
**[17:29] ---**
I boiled too much.
**[17:31] ---**
Should we wrap up half
and keep them in the freezer?
**[17:34] ---**
Good idea.
**[17:38] ---**
SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH
**[17:46] ---**
PORTION TO EAT
**[17:47] ---**
I thought I'd never find it.
**[17:51] ---**
All right, let's eat.
**[17:53] ---**
Right.
**[17:55] ---**
*Is there any point in wrapping that?*
**[17:56] ---**
WRAP
**[17:56] ---**
SIEVE
**[18:00] ---**
Want to watch something on TV?
**[18:02] ---**
You can go ahead and watch what you want.
I'm going to take a bath.
**[18:06] ---**
THE SCARIEST STORIES IN THE WORLD
2-HOUR SPECIAL!
SHOWING UP IN THE BATH...
**[18:08] ---**
I'm gonna watch this.
**[18:10] ---**
THE SCARIEST STORIES IN THE WORLD
**[18:28] ---**
THE SCARIEST STORIES
IN THE WORLD
**[18:31] ---**
*This looks great.*
**[18:33] ---**
SQUEEZE
**[18:33] ---**
*That's right, Manager
doesn't like scary things.*
**[18:37] ---**
*If he sees this after
coming back from his shower...*
**[18:41] ---**
*So close!*
**[18:42] ---**
I'm scared,
but I want to know what happens next.
**[18:45] ---**
And now I can't go in the shower.
**[18:53] ---**
So how's it going? Living with Manager?
**[18:56] ---**
It's so much fun. But...
**[18:59] ---**
When I get my winter bonus,
I'll have enough to move,
**[19:02] ---**
so I need to find a new place by then.
**[19:05] ---**
Why don't you just
buy a house together and live in it?
**[19:08] ---**
While I'm all alone in the house
that I bought for two people to live in.
**[19:13] ---**
So much space... so much space...
**[19:15] ---**
I'd like to live with you, too, Chief.
**[19:18] ---**
Really?
**[19:20] ---**
Wanna live with me?
Should we buy matching pajamas?
**[19:23] ---**
No need to buy pajamas.
**[19:28] ---**
The air's starting to get really dry, huh?
**[19:31] ---**
Why don't we go buy
a humidifier this Sunday?
**[19:35] ---**
No, actually, I happened to bring one back
from my parents' house.
**[19:40] ---**
If you're not using this anymore, can I have it?
**[19:43] ---**
Uh, sure.
**[19:48] ---**
This isn't a humidifier...
**[19:51] ---**
It's my mother's facial steamer.
**[19:53] ---**
Our skin feels so smooth
and jiggly now, huh?
**[19:56] ---**
Now that it's jiggly, I suddenly
want to eat some pudding.
**[20:00] ---**
Want to go buy some?
**[20:03] ---**
*Since we started living together, we've been
going to the convenience store at night a lot.*
**[20:09] ---**
The other day, I saw a white kitten
on this road, but when I came near,
**[20:13] ---**
it was a work glove
that had been dropped.
**[20:16] ---**
*Talking about trivial things while feeling
the night air on our faces.*
**[20:21] ---**
*For some reason,
I like spending time like that.*
**[20:27] ---**
Want to get some chocolate, too?
**[20:28] ---**
MUSHROOM-SHAPE
**[20:28] ---**
BAMBOO-SHAPE
**[20:31] ---**
It's hard to decide, huh?
**[20:33] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:35] ---**
WHITE PEACH
**[20:36] ---**
White peach flavor!
**[20:41] ---**
Can I check out some magazines?
**[20:43] ---**
Sure. There's a magazine I've been
meaning to look through, too.
**[20:50] ---**
MOVE-IN READY!
AFFORDABLE RENTING
**[20:58] ---**
Nothing beats eating a steamed pork bun
on the road at night.
**[21:01] ---**
Totally!
**[21:03] ---**
Were there any good finds
in that magazine?
**[21:06] ---**
Uh, yes. I did find something
kind of promising.
**[21:13] ---**
When you find a new place, we won't
get to spend time like this anymore.
**[21:17] ---**
That makes me a little sad.
**[21:20] ---**
I was just thinking the same thing!
**[21:24] ---**
Momose. You and I...
**[21:28] ---**
Yes?
**[21:39] ---**
Didn't we come by bike?
**[21:41] ---**
Whoa! We totally did!
**[21:43] ---**
- Let's head back.
- Right!
**[21:45] ---**
*After being with him too much,
his goofiness had rubbed off on me.*
# E8 - Wanna visit my family home?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3M5XJ/wanna-visit-my-family-home)
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**[00:05] ---**
*I'm on a business trip
with my new boss right now.*
**[00:10] ---**
*Today, we're visiting...*
**[00:13] ---**
*Akita Prefecture.*
**[00:16] ---**
NAMAHAGE VILLAGE
**[00:22] ---**
NAMAHAGE VILLAGE
**[00:30] ---**
There are all kinds of namahage
demon exhibits in Namahage Village.
**[00:35] ---**
Each one has a slightly different
complexion and facial expression.
**[00:40] ---**
*Wasn't Manager traumatized by being
snatched up by a namahage as a child?*
**[00:46] ---**
In the Oga region, there's a certain word
that we use. "Namomi."
**[00:50] ---**
If you get too close to the open hearth,
you get red blotches on your hands and feet.
**[00:55] ---**
- That's what we call namomi.
- Manager.
**[00:57] ---**
Because namomi often afflicts lazy people
who are always taking breaks,
**[00:58] ---**
The namahage demons
aren't bothering you?
**[01:00] ---**
No. I was scared of them as a child, but now
that I'm an adult, I can handle it.
**[01:01] ---**
these namomi are peeled off to punish them.
**[01:04] ---**
The phrases "namomi wo hagu" and "namomi-hagi"
came to be pronounced namahage over time.
**[01:07] ---**
I'll make sure I take
ample reference photos
**[01:09] ---**
The namahage demons will be entering
from over there. Thank you.
**[01:09] ---**
so that we can create the ultimate ad.
**[01:20] ---**
Any naughty children around?
**[01:22] ---**
Any naughty children around?
**[01:31] ---**
*They were all blurry,*
**[01:34] ---**
*so we watched it again!*
**[03:06] ---**
EPISODE 08
WANNA VISIT MY FAMILY HOME?
**[03:08] ---**
All right. I think we've done
enough research for today.
**[03:11] ---**
Can't wait to go
to the Akita Inu Yama tomorrow!
**[03:15] ---**
They're so fluffy, and not scary at all!
**[03:20] ---**
*Uh-oh. Did that annoy him, maybe?*
**[03:24] ---**
Uh, Manager?
**[03:26] ---**
Oh, sorry.
**[03:28] ---**
When you said fluffy, it made me think
of Hakutou, who I left with Chief.
**[03:34] ---**
Wonder what Hakutou's up to now?
**[03:42] ---**
*My owners have been away
on business since yesterday.*
**[03:46] ---**
*That's why I came to the home of this
weird old guy with glasses.*
**[03:49] ---**
*The weird old guy with glasses
won't stop brushing me.*
**[03:54] ---**
Oh, Hakutou.
**[03:57] ---**
It's time for your nap, isn't it?
**[03:59] ---**
I'll sleep next to you so you won't get lonely.
**[04:08] ---**
He wouldn't want
to sleep next to me anyway.
**[04:13] ---**
Momose, is there somewhere
you'd like to go in Akita?
**[04:21] ---**
Wanna visit my family home?
**[04:26] ---**
Hey, I'm just kidding.
**[04:28] ---**
Who wants to go to his boss's house?
It'd probably make you nervous.
**[04:32] ---**
Oh, no. Actually,
if it's not too much trouble...
**[04:35] ---**
Are you kidding? It would be a godsend.
**[04:38] ---**
When I mentioned this trip
to my grandmother,
**[04:40] ---**
she said, "There's something I want
to show you, so come home if you have time."
**[04:45] ---**
Your grandmother?
**[04:47] ---**
You mean the one from the Grandma's
Bag of Wisdom channel, right?
**[04:51] ---**
I would love to meet her!
**[04:54] ---**
I wonder what she wants to show you?
**[05:08] ---**
Hello! It's so nice to meet you!
**[05:11] ---**
Well, well, so glad you made it.
Now, now, come on in!
**[05:15] ---**
SHIROSAKI
**[05:16] ---**
Don't mind if I do.
**[05:22] ---**
So, what's your name?
**[05:24] ---**
I'm Kentaro Momose.
**[05:26] ---**
Ken-chan!
**[05:28] ---**
Ken-chan? Yes!
**[05:30] ---**
So Ken-chan, where are you from?
**[05:33] ---**
Th-That would be Hokkaido.
**[05:35] ---**
Ken-chan, how old are you?
**[05:37] ---**
I'm 26.
**[05:39] ---**
Ken-chan, want some rice crackers?
**[05:41] ---**
Yes! I'd love some!
**[05:44] ---**
Ken-chan, about dinner,
is kiritanpo hot pot okay with you?
**[05:49] ---**
Sorry. It carried over.
**[05:52] ---**
Right!
**[06:02] ---**
*Hakutou is asleep on top of me!*
**[06:05] ---**
*So cute!*
**[06:06] ---**
Are we friends now?
**[06:10] ---**
*It's not like we're friends or anything.*
**[06:18] ---**
Kumattechan...
**[06:20] ---**
is jealous!
**[06:26] ---**
It's from Chief.
**[06:28] ---**
"Now that I'm getting along with Hakutou,
Kumattechan is jealous."
**[06:41] ---**
Looks like Hakutou
is getting along with Chief!
**[06:45] ---**
Yeah. That's a relief.
**[06:48] ---**
Yu-chan, is it all right
if I show Ken-chan the photo album?
**[06:52] ---**
Sure. If Momose's at all interested...
**[06:56] ---**
I am interested!
**[07:01] ---**
Cu...
**[07:02] ---**
Cute!
**[07:04] ---**
Oh, right, he mistook
this radish for his bottle.
**[07:09] ---**
*So he was goofy even as a baby?*
**[07:13] ---**
That one...
**[07:15] ---**
is a photo of me when I fell asleep
while brushing my teeth.
**[07:18] ---**
And that's me crying
when I dropped my ice cream cone.
**[07:21] ---**
But in this one, it seemed like the ants
were saying, "Thanks for dropping it!"
**[07:26] ---**
So I stopped crying.
**[07:31] ---**
ENTRANCE CEREMONY
OGA MUNICIPAL ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
**[07:31] ---**
This is at the entrance ceremony
for grade school.
**[07:34] ---**
In this one, everything fell out
of his backpack when he bowed.
**[07:39] ---**
*They're all adorable.*
**[07:41] ---**
All these photos are great!
**[07:45] ---**
What about this one?
**[07:46] ---**
That's Yu-chan and his big brother.
**[07:48] ---**
Manager and his older brother!
**[07:50] ---**
When Yu-chan fell into the paddy,
his brother rushed to his rescue,
**[07:55] ---**
only to fall in himself.
**[07:58] ---**
Brother was the one
who took all of these photos.
**[08:02] ---**
My brother was into cameras
since he was little.
**[08:08] ---**
I really want a camera.
**[08:14] ---**
When I heard that,
I frantically saved up my allowance.
**[08:20] ---**
Big Bro?
**[08:22] ---**
Here. A turtle.
**[08:24] ---**
I gave him a turtle.
**[08:26] ---**
Turtle!
**[08:28] ---**
He was beyond thrilled.
**[08:30] ---**
When I look back on it now,
I feel so mortified.
**[08:33] ---**
Santa had given him a camera.
**[08:38] ---**
The room you're letting me stay in
is your older brother's, right?
**[08:42] ---**
I think you said he was overseas?
**[08:45] ---**
What does your brother do overseas?
**[08:48] ---**
He's a photographer.
**[08:50] ---**
So cool!
**[08:51] ---**
PROFESSIONAL CAMERAMAN
PHOTOGRAPHER
**[08:53] ---**
He travels all over the world,
taking pictures of landscapes and animals.
**[08:59] ---**
What's wrong?
**[09:01] ---**
Well, recently, I suddenly
lost contact with my brother.
**[09:05] ---**
His job sometimes requires him
to go to dangerous places, so...
**[09:09] ---**
Well, that would worry me, too.
**[09:16] ---**
Just as I planned,
you're talking about your brother now!
**[09:21] ---**
When I said there was something
I wanted to show you...
**[09:24] ---**
That's what I meant.
**[09:26] ---**
What you meant?
**[09:28] ---**
What do you mean?
**[09:32] ---**
She means that I'm back.
**[09:34] ---**
I'm home!
**[09:37] ---**
Big Brother.
**[09:39] ---**
You're alive.
**[09:46] ---**
Sorry to worry you.
**[09:48] ---**
I was going to visit you in Tokyo,
**[09:51] ---**
but then I heard
that you'd be coming here.
**[09:53] ---**
Grandma's surprise. A smashing success!
**[09:56] ---**
See, my phone got busted,
so I couldn't contact you. Sorry.
**[10:01] ---**
Yu, who's this?
**[10:03] ---**
Right. This is Momose, my subordinate.
**[10:06] ---**
Momose, this is my older brother.
**[10:09] ---**
Oh, uh, n-nice to meet you!
**[10:14] ---**
I'm going to go wash my face.
**[10:18] ---**
My kid brother can be a little ditzy,
so does he do okay as your boss?
**[10:24] ---**
Yes! He's done so much for me!
**[10:27] ---**
Ken-chan's living with Yu-chan, I hear.
**[10:31] ---**
Oh, are you staying in my room?
**[10:33] ---**
Uh, that's right.
**[10:36] ---**
I've been crashing temporarily
in your room.
**[10:39] ---**
Hey, it's okay.
I'm hardly ever in Japan anyway.
**[10:43] ---**
Stay there as long as you like.
**[10:45] ---**
Th-Thank you so much!
**[10:49] ---**
Ken-chan, is it okay if I take a picture?
**[10:52] ---**
Uh, sure.
**[10:55] ---**
There's a turtle on your camera!
**[10:58] ---**
Is that the turtle Manager saved up
his allowance to buy?
**[11:02] ---**
Yeah, you heard that story?
That's right.
**[11:06] ---**
It's the turtle that my kid brother
gave me so long ago.
**[11:09] ---**
*I can tell that he's been cherishing it
all this time.*
**[11:12] ---**
He was so adorable when he was a kid.
**[11:16] ---**
The reason I got into cameras
in the first place...
**[11:22] ---**
was because I wanted to take
tons of photos of my sweet kid brother.
**[11:29] ---**
But don't tell him I said that.
**[11:38] ---**
So Brother, how did your smartphone
get busted?
**[11:41] ---**
Oh.
**[11:45] ---**
There's a fountain that brings you
good fortune if you toss in a coin.
**[11:50] ---**
And I tossed my smartphone by mistake.
**[11:55] ---**
What a dogachika!
**[11:57] ---**
Huh? Doka...
**[11:59] ---**
Regional dialect. To translate...
**[12:03] ---**
Dogachikade!
**[12:09] ---**
This is Japan, Brother.
**[12:12] ---**
Oh, yeah, I can't help myself
when I try to translate.
**[12:16] ---**
It means careless or ditzy.
**[12:20] ---**
Gunshots?
**[12:23] ---**
Brother.
**[12:25] ---**
I told you, this is Japan.
**[12:28] ---**
*They're goofy brothers!*
**[12:33] ---**
These are the ingredients
for kiritanpo hot pot.
**[12:36] ---**
Just like the ones I saw
on your MyTube channel!
**[12:39] ---**
Since we're all here, let me record us
all making kiritanpo hotpot together.
**[12:44] ---**
GRANDMA'S BAG OF WISDOM
HOW TO MAKE KIRITANPO
**[12:45] ---**
I'm going to upload it
to my Grandma's Bag of Wisdom channel.
**[12:49] ---**
Let me shoot it.
**[12:50] ---**
Thanks.
**[12:52] ---**
Okay, I'm recording.
**[12:56] ---**
Hey, it's out of juice.
**[12:59] ---**
I've got one. Here.
**[13:07] ---**
Not ju-en. I meant juice!
**[13:11] ---**
Thanks for the great footage!
**[13:16] ---**
You pound the rice like this
until it's about half-crushed.
**[13:20] ---**
- Wanna give it a try?
- Yes!
**[13:25] ---**
You're good at this!
**[13:26] ---**
Uh-huh!
**[13:28] ---**
- You're good at this!
- Uh-huh!
**[13:31] ---**
- You're good at this!
- Uh-huh!
**[13:33] ---**
- You're good at this!
- Uh-huh!
**[13:41] ---**
Brother, did you buy a new smartphone?
**[13:44] ---**
Yeah. But...
**[13:46] ---**
I've already cracked the screen a little.
**[13:48] ---**
*That was fast!*
**[13:50] ---**
How?
**[13:52] ---**
I bought a new one
as soon as I got back here.
**[13:56] ---**
But on the way back...
**[14:00] ---**
I thought I was putting it into my pocket,
only I didn't have any pockets.
**[14:06] ---**
Hey, aren't you that Shirosaki kid?
**[14:09] ---**
Yeah, thought so!
**[14:12] ---**
Long time no...
**[14:16] ---**
Hey, look at you, all grown up!
**[14:23] ---**
Well, you take it easy now!
**[14:28] ---**
I guess you were lucky that it was just
the screen that got cracked.
**[14:34] ---**
Is kiritanpo supposed to be that long?
**[14:37] ---**
Uh, no.
**[14:39] ---**
We lost track because we were deep
in conversation, huh?
**[14:52] ---**
It's plum tasty, so you dig in first!
**[14:57] ---**
That's Akita dialect, too.
It means... Let's see...
**[15:02] ---**
It's majorly delish,
so she wants you to try it.
**[15:07] ---**
Yu...
**[15:08] ---**
He won't get it if you translate
Akita dialect into Akita dialect!
**[15:12] ---**
It means, "It's really delicious,
I'm telling you."
**[15:14] ---**
Oh, I see.
**[15:18] ---**
So? Is it good?
**[15:20] ---**
Yes! Majorly delish! I'd say.
**[15:25] ---**
You're a big guy, Ken-chan, so have lots.
**[15:29] ---**
There are seconds, too.
**[15:31] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[15:33] ---**
By the way, Yu...
**[15:35] ---**
It's been a while, so want to go
to the neighborhood hot spring?
**[15:38] ---**
Fine by me. Momose, want to go?
**[15:43] ---**
Yes!
**[15:47] ---**
Brother, it's been a long time.
Are you sure you know the way?
**[15:51] ---**
Of course!
**[15:54] ---**
I've been there over a hundred times!
**[16:08] ---**
Seriously, Brother? Let me handle this.
**[16:12] ---**
Hey, Mr. Reliable!
**[16:23] ---**
Where are we?
**[16:25] ---**
Um, would you like me to drive?
**[16:33] ---**
*Three hundred meters ahead.
Make a left.*
**[16:45] ---**
Hey, could that be it?
**[16:46] ---**
OGA HOT SPRING VILLAGE
**[16:51] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[16:57] ---**
Hey, if it isn't the Shirosaki brothers!
**[17:00] ---**
Oh, hey, long time no see!
**[17:03] ---**
Now when did you two get back?
**[17:06] ---**
I got here today.
**[17:07] ---**
I got here last week.
**[17:10] ---**
I remember you two were always getting
into trouble for swimming in the bath.
**[17:15] ---**
Sorry about that.
**[17:16] ---**
Don't swim here anymore, all right?
**[17:18] ---**
Hey, but look how big you both are!
You used to be so tiny!
**[17:23] ---**
*Manager and his brother
are both well-liked at home, too.*
**[17:31] ---**
RELAXATION HALL
UP AHEAD TO THE LEFT
**[17:33] ---**
Want to drink some milk
in that lounge over there?
**[17:34] ---**
RELAXATION HALL
**[17:36] ---**
Okay!
**[17:38] ---**
Huh? What?
**[17:41] ---**
Brother, you have to pull it.
**[17:46] ---**
Huh?
**[17:48] ---**
Um, I think you slide it?
**[17:55] ---**
MILK
**[18:03] ---**
So, what kind of photos do you take?
**[18:12] ---**
Stuff like this.
**[18:14] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[18:28] ---**
Somehow I can sense
how vast the world is,
**[18:31] ---**
and it makes my own troubles
seem so small.
**[18:34] ---**
Thank you for the great review!
**[18:41] ---**
Tons of turtles!
**[18:43] ---**
Lots of turtle photos, right?
**[18:44] ---**
Thanks to this,
I'm a big fan of turtles now!
**[18:51] ---**
This mountain is erupting like crazy.
**[18:55] ---**
Looks so mystical.
**[18:59] ---**
But wasn't it scary, getting this close to it?
**[19:03] ---**
I never skimp on safety precautions, but
there are lots of times when I feel scared.
**[19:08] ---**
Still...
**[19:10] ---**
In this world, there are unbelievably
beautiful landscapes, creatures, and people.
**[19:19] ---**
And my desire to show those images to as many
people as I can extinguishes my fears.
**[19:26] ---**
M-Me, too.
Me, too! Me, too!
**[19:30] ---**
I want to harbor a strong desire to bring
amazing ads to as many people as I can
**[19:35] ---**
and overcome all kinds of fears!
**[19:38] ---**
*I fell under his influence at warp speed!*
**[19:42] ---**
I'm gonna give it my all, too.
**[19:48] ---**
Tomorrow, I'm going to gather lots
of information about the Akita Inu Yama,
**[19:53] ---**
and let the whole world know
how awesome Akita is.
**[19:59] ---**
Just look at those Shirosaki kids.
**[20:11] ---**
Sorry, could you stop the car for a second?
**[20:23] ---**
Yu! Look how gorgeous the stars are!
**[20:26] ---**
You come, too, Ken-chan!
**[20:31] ---**
Brother hasn't changed at all.
**[20:41] ---**
That's the Great Square of Pegasus, right?
**[20:44] ---**
That's the Andromeda Galaxy,
and that's Pegasus over there.
**[20:49] ---**
There's a great view of Cassiopeia, too.
**[20:52] ---**
That's the Polar Star.
**[20:54] ---**
And...
**[20:55] ---**
H-Hey, watch out.
**[20:59] ---**
Yu! I'll save you!
**[21:03] ---**
Are you all right?
**[21:04] ---**
We're fine.
**[21:12] ---**
*It's just like that photo.*
**[21:15] ---**
*Dogachikade!*
**[21:17] ---**
Yu! Look this way.
**[21:20] ---**
Peace.
**[21:23] ---**
*They're really wonderful,
goofy brothers.*
**[22:59] ---**
AKITA INU YAMA
**[23:04] ---**
These are our Akita dogs.
**[23:06] ---**
They may be big,
but they're still puppies!
**[23:11] ---**
Just as I thought,
they're fluffy and adorable!
**[23:15] ---**
In order to show the world
just how cute they are,
**[23:18] ---**
I'm going to take
tons of reference photos.
**[23:20] ---**
So cool!
**[23:27] ---**
Manager!
**[23:29] ---**
A-Are you all right?
**[23:31] ---**
I forgot about the glass.
# E9 - I'll listen to that~!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXQ8VK/ill-listen-to-that)
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**[00:01] ---**
*Planning and Sales Section Chief
at Minette, Mitsuo Aoyama, age 39.*
**[00:08] ---**
*No one will look my way.
No one has any interest in me.*
**[00:17] ---**
Mr. Tanaka,
do you want to go to lunch?
**[00:19] ---**
Yeah, good idea.
**[00:21] ---**
*No one's going to ask me, anyway.*
**[00:24] ---**
How about we have
that sea bass special? It's the BASS-t!
**[00:27] ---**
Just kidding!
**[00:28] ---**
Hey, there you go again,
with the silly puns!
**[00:33] ---**
*If I utter a pun, maybe I'll get
some attention from my own subordinates.*
**[00:37] ---**
Your boss is im-BOSS-ibly uncool.
Just kidding.
**[00:40] ---**
What? No, no.
You're a totally cool boss, Chief.
**[00:44] ---**
I know you are.
**[00:46] ---**
*He didn't get my pun.*
**[00:48] ---**
*But...*
**[00:49] ---**
*Ba-bump!*
**[00:51] ---**
Chief, would you like to go to lunch?
**[00:54] ---**
Yesssss!
**[02:27] ---**
EPISODE 09
I'LL LISTEN TO THAT~!
**[02:50] ---**
*This stuffed animal is alive.*
**[02:57] ---**
THE BEAR
**[03:00] ---**
*This horror movie looks good!*
**[03:04] ---**
*Right, Manager doesn't like
scary stuff.*
**[03:08] ---**
Bears are scary.
**[03:10] ---**
*Right now, Manager and I are on our way
to return a wallet*
**[03:14] ---**
*we found in front of our building
to its owner.*
**[03:19] ---**
Uh, Manager?
**[03:20] ---**
It should be around here.
**[03:22] ---**
Uh, right.
**[03:34] ---**
Welcome.
**[03:38] ---**
Yay! I have some visitors!
**[03:38] ---**
SHIROSAKI
POV
**[03:45] ---**
Manager!
**[03:46] ---**
Shirosaki?
**[03:49] ---**
Thank you for coming all this way
to bring me my wallet.
**[03:52] ---**
It's fine. I thought it would be
inconvenient not to have it.
**[03:55] ---**
Pardon me.
**[03:57] ---**
*Tons of Kumattechans!*
**[03:59] ---**
Who knew that I'd drop my wallet?
**[04:02] ---**
You've been busy, Chief.
You must be exhausted.
**[04:05] ---**
So we brought you something sweet
to relieve your fatigue.
**[04:09] ---**
Weepy, weepy...
**[04:11] ---**
I nearly used your wallet to buy them.
**[04:16] ---**
Gotta hand it to you, Shirosaki.
**[04:18] ---**
I'll go make some honey tea, okay?
**[04:20] ---**
You two sit with Kumattechan
on the sofa and wait, okay?
**[04:26] ---**
A LITTLE SCARED TO SIT NEXT TO HIM
**[04:31] ---**
*He moved!*
**[04:39] ---**
Thank you for the desserts!
**[04:46] ---**
Really, this is such a beautiful house.
So spacious.
**[04:50] ---**
Thanks.
But it's lonely living here by myself,
**[04:54] ---**
so I was thinking of selling it
right after my divorce went through.
**[04:57] ---**
What?
**[04:58] ---**
But since these Kumattechans arrived,
**[05:01] ---**
I've felt less lonely,
and now I'm enjoying my life here.
**[05:06] ---**
*Kumattechan gave Chief moral support.*
**[05:10] ---**
Sorry I was scared of you.
**[05:15] ---**
Hey, it's fluffy and cute.
**[05:19] ---**
*I never knew that side of Chief.*
**[05:27] ---**
Hey, it's Kumattechan!
**[05:32] ---**
Hey, Momose. Morning!
**[05:35] ---**
Morning, Kinjo.
**[05:43] ---**
Why do you have a mic on yours?
**[05:46] ---**
This is the symbol
from my favorite anime.
**[05:49] ---**
Anime?
**[05:50] ---**
Yeah. My hobby is watching anime.
**[05:54] ---**
Really? I never would've guessed!
**[05:57] ---**
Oh, Manager. Good morning!
**[06:00] ---**
Good morning.
**[06:02] ---**
Morning.
**[06:09] ---**
Kinjo, are you free tonight?
**[06:11] ---**
What's going on?
**[06:13] ---**
Do you want to get dinner?
**[06:15] ---**
Sure, I'll go! The usual four, right?
**[06:19] ---**
No, would you mind
if it was just you and me?
**[06:22] ---**
Not yet!
**[06:24] ---**
Right, not yet. I get it.
It's too soon for us to be alone, right?
**[06:29] ---**
No, it hasn't boiled yet.
It's still water!
**[06:38] ---**
Going drinking one-on-one with Manager!
**[06:44] ---**
You're going drinking,
just the two of you?
**[06:45] ---**
Yeah. Seems like there's something
Manager wants to ask me.
**[06:49] ---**
Something he wants to ask you?
**[06:51] ---**
No one wants to go drinking
one-on-one with me.
**[06:59] ---**
Chief?
**[07:01] ---**
If you're interested, would you
like to go drinking with me?
**[07:05] ---**
GASP
**[07:06] ---**
Yesssss!
**[07:08] ---**
*This might be a chance
to get to know Chief better!*
**[07:12] ---**
MOMOTARO
**[07:14] ---**
You're studying anime?
**[07:16] ---**
Yeah. Lately we've been getting more and
more requests for anime-related ads,
**[07:21] ---**
so I'd like to know more about it.
**[07:23] ---**
I see. So that's why
you wanted to talk to me.
**[07:26] ---**
I'm planning to watch a few titles.
**[07:29] ---**
But there are so many shows,
you don't know what to start with, right?
**[07:33] ---**
Exactly.
**[07:36] ---**
We need to find something
that's easy to get into.
**[07:39] ---**
Hey!
**[07:41] ---**
What about this? Since you love cats,
I'd recommend it for you.
**[07:42] ---**
MEOW-DOL MASTER
**[07:45] ---**
It's a show about anthropomorphic cats.
**[07:47] ---**
Meow-dol Master?
**[07:49] ---**
God-tier episodes every week,
**[07:51] ---**
and they put a lot of work
into the Part Cs and the end titles.
**[07:53] ---**
Hey, and the people in them
are top-notch!
**[07:56] ---**
PART C
END TITLES
**[07:56] ---**
GOD-TIER
PEOPLE INSIDE
**[07:57] ---**
*I have no idea what he's saying.*
**[07:59] ---**
It's got three seasons so far.
My personal favorite is Mujirushi!
**[08:04] ---**
Mujirushi.
**[08:05] ---**
MUJIRUSHI
**[08:06] ---**
Hey, I know what that is.
**[08:07] ---**
I like Mujirushi, too. I bought some
butter chicken curry the other day.
**[08:12] ---**
That's another Mujirushi!
**[08:16] ---**
Sorry. I was going on and on,
spouting jargon.
**[08:20] ---**
I was so thrilled to be talking
anime with you. I couldn't help it.
**[08:23] ---**
No, it's just that I'm too clueless about it.
**[08:26] ---**
I'll give this show a try.
**[08:28] ---**
By the way,
what's your absolute favorite, Kinjo?
**[08:31] ---**
What, you're gonna go there?
**[08:34] ---**
The show that I got the most addicted to
is called Mic Prince!
**[08:39] ---**
Mi-Pri started out as a smartphone game,
**[08:43] ---**
but then it got an anime adaptation,
and the story's super loaded,
**[08:46] ---**
and the character songs are also godly.
**[08:48] ---**
Hm, hm, I see.
**[08:50] ---**
Hey, once in a while,
they even do virtual live shows!
**[08:52] ---**
I take my stuffed animal
and take part in them!
**[08:55] ---**
You wouldn't believe how obsessed I am.
**[08:57] ---**
*Incomprehensible.*
**[09:00] ---**
Hey, want to see my waifu?
**[09:02] ---**
What? You're married?
**[09:05] ---**
My waifu... My waifu...
**[09:09] ---**
HEART POUNDING
**[09:09] ---**
I'd like to see her.
**[09:12] ---**
Found it!
**[09:14] ---**
It's this character.
**[09:16] ---**
*I'm going to sing just for you.*
**[09:23] ---**
CANNOT KEEP UP
**[09:24] ---**
Manager? Please come back!
**[09:28] ---**
Manager and Kinjo
must be drinking right now, huh?
**[09:32] ---**
Probably. Back when I was
Shirosaki's supervisor,
**[09:36] ---**
the two of us used to go drinking a lot.
**[09:38] ---**
How many years ago was it
that you were Manager's supervisor?
**[09:43] ---**
I think it's been ten years?
**[09:45] ---**
He was the second employee
that I supervised.
**[09:49] ---**
I'd messed up the first one,
so I was really nervous.
**[09:54] ---**
*I'm sure it was my fault
that new hire quit.*
**[09:58] ---**
*Trauma.*
**[09:59] ---**
The new hire that Aoyama once supervised
quit after a week, right?
**[10:04] ---**
Oh, you mean that kid who snapped,
saying he didn't want to work anymore?
**[10:09] ---**
That type of person would quit no matter
who supervised him, don't you think?
**[10:12] ---**
*What am I going to do
if my new subordinate quits, too?*
**[10:15] ---**
*I'm going to be extra careful.*
**[10:19] ---**
My name is Shirosaki.
Nice to meet you.
**[10:23] ---**
I'm Aoyama. Nice to meet you.
**[10:24] ---**
HEART POUNDING
**[10:26] ---**
*Oh, I greeted him without standing up.
He's going to snap and quit.*
**[10:30] ---**
All right, why don't we do some light training
in the conference room?
**[10:34] ---**
Right.
**[10:36] ---**
Good work.
**[10:39] ---**
The humidifier in this room is out of order,
so it's pretty dry in here.
**[10:42] ---**
Have some water, if you like.
**[10:44] ---**
Wait, you're done with it already?
**[10:47] ---**
Yes.
**[10:48] ---**
*He's a competent kid. If I make even
one mistake, he'll snap, and then quit.*
**[10:55] ---**
So once you seal those up,
we'll be done.
**[10:58] ---**
Right.
**[10:59] ---**
*Glue...*
**[11:02] ---**
I'm sorry, I left it on my desk.
Would you mind if I borrowed this one?
**[11:10] ---**
If you don't mind
sharing an indirect kiss with me.
**[11:11] ---**
LIP BALM
**[11:14] ---**
Lip balm? Sorry, I thought
it was a glue stick.
**[11:18] ---**
And I was so nervous,
I forgot to bring along my glue stick.
**[11:21] ---**
I'm really sorry.
**[11:23] ---**
Whoa, I'm sorry! Are you all right?
**[11:31] ---**
NATURAL WATER
**[11:35] ---**
Thanks to Shirosaki, my own tension
dissipated just like that.
**[11:40] ---**
My trauma also vanished without a trace.
**[11:46] ---**
Huh? It's a message from Manager.
**[11:50] ---**
Meow-dol Master?
**[11:53] ---**
*Sorry, I was trying to save an anime photo,
but sent it to you by mistake.*
**[11:58] ---**
"The thing is, I'm studying
anime right now."
**[12:02] ---**
What? Shirosaki?
**[12:04] ---**
Yes.
**[12:05] ---**
Well, we've been getting more
and more requests for anime-related ads.
**[12:10] ---**
Shirosaki sure is diligent.
**[12:12] ---**
Kinjo said he was an anime fan,
so that's why Manager...
**[12:17] ---**
*Okay, we're going to dance
to the rhythm together!*
**[12:21] ---**
Meow-dol Master's songs
and dances are popular!
**[12:26] ---**
Hey, I know! Want to go to karaoke now?
**[12:31] ---**
Chief, thank you for today.
**[12:34] ---**
We had fun, didn't we?
**[12:37] ---**
Good night!
**[12:41] ---**
*That was fun, talking about
all kinds of things.*
**[12:44] ---**
*Now I want to know
more about the chief.*
**[12:51] ---**
I've totally mastered this dance!
**[12:53] ---**
*I'm going to do my best
to keep up with you!*
**[13:21] ---**
I ended up singing tons of songs!
**[13:23] ---**
Manager, what do you want to sing next?
**[13:26] ---**
Thank you so much for today.
**[13:34] ---**
I should be thanking you.
**[13:42] ---**
I've always wanted
to drink with you one-on-one.
**[13:46] ---**
So this was the best night of my life.
**[13:48] ---**
Kinjo, I'm going to do my best
to learn about anime.
**[13:54] ---**
Please create
an anime ad with me someday.
**[13:58] ---**
You bet!
**[14:04] ---**
So cute!
**[14:06] ---**
I've learned some of the dance moves, too.
**[14:12] ---**
That's awesome!
**[14:20] ---**
I'm home.
**[14:21] ---**
Whoa!
**[14:25] ---**
Welcome home... Meow...
**[14:27] ---**
*Meow? What happened with Kinjo?*
**[14:34] ---**
Manager, are you all right?
**[14:37] ---**
*Guess he had a good time?*
**[14:40] ---**
*I'll ask him tomorrow.*
**[14:45] ---**
Good morning!
**[14:46] ---**
Morning.
**[14:47] ---**
Nice weather today, huh?
**[14:50] ---**
M-Ms. Konno?
**[14:51] ---**
Oh, sorry for yelling all of a sudden.
**[14:54] ---**
No, no. Is something the matter?
**[14:57] ---**
I was supposed to be in charge
of a mixer tonight,
**[15:00] ---**
but all of the guys caught the flu.
**[15:03] ---**
My friends are going to be bummed.
**[15:05] ---**
Help me out, Momose and Chief!
**[15:08] ---**
When did you get here?
**[15:09] ---**
Everyone, can you take part
in a mixer tonight?
**[15:13] ---**
I can go!
**[15:15] ---**
Thanks!
**[15:17] ---**
What about you, Momose and Chief?
**[15:18] ---**
What? Uh, if someone like me is okay.
**[15:21] ---**
Same here. Even though
I'll only dampen the mood if I go.
**[15:26] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[15:27] ---**
HEY...
**[15:28] ---**
*Hey, speaking of mixers...*
**[15:31] ---**
Uh, excuse me.
**[15:33] ---**
Manager!
**[15:36] ---**
Would you like to come to a mixer?
**[15:38] ---**
Mister?
**[15:39] ---**
A mixer, actually.
You'd be helping her out!
**[15:43] ---**
Momose? Are you all right? Hey...
**[15:53] ---**
Speaking of mixers, years ago...
**[15:56] ---**
Come to the mixer
to balance out the numbers.
**[15:59] ---**
*I went because Mr. Kurono asked me to.*
**[16:02] ---**
*But it didn't really go well.*
**[16:05] ---**
*And I got kicked.*
**[16:06] ---**
You didn't do your job and get everyone
pumped up. That's why it didn't go well!
**[16:11] ---**
I have to make sure it's fun.
**[16:14] ---**
Mixers are scary.
**[16:17] ---**
Whoa! Chief! When did you get here?
**[16:19] ---**
I've been behind you all along.
**[16:27] ---**
*And so...*
**[16:29] ---**
*Some proper-looking guys showed up.*
**[16:31] ---**
*Those suits look expensive.*
**[16:33] ---**
*I'm so nervous.*
**[16:34] ---**
It's a fancy restaurant,
but they serve beef bowls.
**[16:37] ---**
And looks like there's
a salad bar in the back.
**[16:39] ---**
*I'm going to do all I can
to get everyone pumped up!*
**[16:42] ---**
Y-You've all been friends
since elementary school, right?
**[16:46] ---**
That's right!
**[16:48] ---**
This is my friend, Kumattechan.
**[16:52] ---**
I tagged along. Yay!
**[16:54] ---**
Ventriloquism?
**[16:56] ---**
That flowery dress sure is cute.
**[16:59] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[17:00] ---**
Ahem.
**[17:02] ---**
I know I'm not cute.
**[17:04] ---**
Super-cute, super-cute.
**[17:08] ---**
You're on a roll, Chief!
**[17:09] ---**
Excuse me. Please grill these vegetables
lightly before eating hem.
**[17:15] ---**
Right.
**[17:18] ---**
Grill them with fire?
**[17:21] ---**
Manager, that's a candle for lighting.
**[17:26] ---**
Please use this brazier.
**[17:29] ---**
I can see myself
when I was happy in this flame.
**[17:33] ---**
Are you the Little Match-girl?
**[17:35] ---**
Funny!
**[17:38] ---**
*I've got to get something going, too.*
**[17:40] ---**
Excuse me, what blood type are you all?
**[17:43] ---**
Oh, we're all Type A.
**[17:47] ---**
Ehhhh?
**[17:48] ---**
A dad joke, out of nowhere!
**[17:52] ---**
What blood type are you?
**[17:55] ---**
My heart is quite bloody.
So much happened in my life.
**[17:59] ---**
Heavy, much?
**[18:02] ---**
Here's the fried chicken.
I'll divvy them up.
**[18:08] ---**
Lemon...
**[18:10] ---**
Lemon in both eyes again.
**[18:12] ---**
Manager!
**[18:15] ---**
My glasses always deflect
the lemon juice anyway.
**[18:22] ---**
You're in top form today!
**[18:25] ---**
We've never been to a mixer
this fun, have we?
**[18:27] ---**
I know!
**[18:29] ---**
I was nervous at first,
but I'm really enjoying myself!
**[18:29] ---**
BEEF BOWL
**[18:31] ---**
Good to hear!
**[18:33] ---**
*It's all thanks to Chief
being the life of the party.*
**[18:37] ---**
I'm going to go get some salad, okay?
**[18:39] ---**
I'll go with you.
**[18:43] ---**
Chief, what's up with you today?
**[18:46] ---**
Did one of those girls catch your eye?
**[18:48] ---**
No, nothing like that.
**[18:50] ---**
Hey, you're being secretive!
**[18:53] ---**
I'm going to salad bar, too.
**[18:54] ---**
Oh, I'll get it for you, Manager.
**[18:58] ---**
Sorry.
**[18:59] ---**
Chief, no fair keeping secrets from me!
**[19:03] ---**
Kinjo's about to cry. Snivel, snivel.
**[19:06] ---**
Hey! The pineapples look yummy!
**[19:08] ---**
Oh, hey, it's not what you think,
Kinjo. It's Momose.
**[19:12] ---**
Huh? Me?
**[19:15] ---**
Are you setting your sights on Momose?
How did that happen?
**[19:18] ---**
No, Momose said,
"Mixer... got kicked, scary..." No, never mind.
**[19:25] ---**
Chief?
**[19:26] ---**
Momose?
**[19:27] ---**
My inner voice that said I once got kicked
by my boss at a mixer, so mixers are scary.
**[19:33] ---**
I said it all out loud, didn't I?
**[19:35] ---**
What? Uh, yes.
**[19:39] ---**
So the reason you were working the room
so hard with your dad jokes
**[19:43] ---**
and getting everyone so pumped up...
**[19:47] ---**
Yeah.
**[19:49] ---**
I wanted to make it such a fun mixer
that you'd forget the terror of your past.
**[19:57] ---**
Do mixers still scare you?
**[20:00] ---**
Fear, fear...
**[20:04] ---**
fly away!
**[20:07] ---**
Chief.
**[20:09] ---**
I'll be heading back now.
**[20:14] ---**
I see. It was all for your sake, huh?
**[20:19] ---**
What's wrong, Momose?
You got a stomachache?
**[20:22] ---**
I'm just so moved that I got to meet
these amazing bosses.
**[20:28] ---**
I want to do something to thank the chief.
**[20:31] ---**
Then let's go back,
and shower him with attention!
**[20:34] ---**
Okay!
**[20:38] ---**
Yes. Right, right. Understood.
**[20:40] ---**
She just got a call about work,
so she's going to step out for a while.
**[20:45] ---**
Then until she gets back,
I'm sitting with the girls!
**[20:48] ---**
Oh no! I'm face-to-face with Mr. Aoyama!
**[20:51] ---**
You looked at me!
**[20:54] ---**
*Chief looks so thrilled
to be getting some attention.*
**[20:57] ---**
*Thanks, Kinjo.*
**[21:00] ---**
*All right, let me see what I can do.*
**[21:03] ---**
Hey, Chief!
You've got a mole on your ear!
**[21:07] ---**
You found it!
**[21:11] ---**
Mr. Aoyama, you're too cute!
**[21:17] ---**
So, did you meet anyone you liked?
**[21:21] ---**
Yes, we did!
**[21:22] ---**
What? Who?
**[21:25] ---**
The person who tried to make us happy...
**[21:27] ---**
...and found a great venue and great guys...
**[21:30] ---**
...and worked so hard to organize this event!
**[21:33] ---**
Me?
**[21:37] ---**
After-party. Yay!
**[21:41] ---**
Who's going to sing?
**[21:45] ---**
I'll sing...
**[21:47] ---**
an anime song.
**[21:48] ---**
Wow!
**[21:53] ---**
*Give it your all and do your best!*
**[23:37] ---**
Amazing!
**[23:37] ---**
That's perfect!
# E10 - Take Responsibility…!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0WQ99/take-responsibility)
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**[00:10] ---**
*My abusive boss damaged my spirit
and my health, so I changed jobs.*
**[00:14] ---**
I'm sorry, I didn't mean
to keep you waiting, Manager.
**[00:22] ---**
No, I just got here myself.
**[00:27] ---**
*My new boss is goofy.*
**[02:01] ---**
GOOFY BOSS VS. ACORNS
**[02:06] ---**
EPISODE 10
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY...!
**[02:19] ---**
What is it, Momose?
**[02:21] ---**
What?
**[02:22] ---**
*Does he think that I tapped his shoulder?*
**[02:26] ---**
Uh, no, the acorn...
**[02:29] ---**
*Telling him the truth might
embarrass him. What should I do?*
**[02:34] ---**
What about acorns? You like them?
**[02:37] ---**
Huh? Oh, that's right!
I love them. You know, acorns.
**[02:44] ---**
*He gathered a ton for me.*
**[02:47] ---**
No fair, Momose.
**[02:50] ---**
Hey, bringing you acorns and stuff.
Manager's like a squirrel!
**[02:54] ---**
I know!
**[03:00] ---**
*He's gonna make him wear it.*
**[03:02] ---**
MANAGER WEARING A KIGURUMI
**[03:04] ---**
I can't button this up.
**[03:06] ---**
Freakin' cute!
**[03:07] ---**
*Afterwards, Kinjo buttoned it up for him.*
**[03:13] ---**
GOOFY VS. HALLOWEEN
**[03:18] ---**
HALLOWEEN
**[03:21] ---**
*October 31st.
It's Halloween everywhere.*
**[03:25] ---**
*My boss and I
are out making rounds again.*
**[03:28] ---**
Which way are we supposed to turn?
**[03:32] ---**
Hey, we're ghosts!
**[03:34] ---**
Isn't that adorable, these Halloween...
**[03:39] ---**
Oh, they're Halloween costumes, then?
**[03:41] ---**
*Manager's adorable, too.*
**[03:44] ---**
Sorry.
**[03:46] ---**
We should turn left here.
**[03:50] ---**
All right.
**[03:54] ---**
Sorry. I was flustered,
so I went right instead.
**[03:57] ---**
You hold your chopsticks
with your right hand!
**[04:00] ---**
And you hold your bowl with your left!
**[04:03] ---**
Thanks.
**[04:04] ---**
*Afterwards, we bought them candy
to thank them.*
**[04:11] ---**
That's strange. It should be up ahead.
**[04:15] ---**
Hey, there's a policeman.
**[04:18] ---**
I'll ask him for directions.
**[04:19] ---**
Oh, I'll do that.
**[04:21] ---**
No, it's all right.
**[04:23] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[04:27] ---**
What happened?
**[04:28] ---**
That was a shock. That policeman
was also someone in costume.
**[04:35] ---**
*Afterwards, the zombie cop
kindly showed us the way.*
**[04:40] ---**
MANAGER DRESSED AS A NAMAHAGE
**[04:41] ---**
Gimme candy, or I'll play a trick on you.
**[04:46] ---**
MAKING ROUNDS BY CAR
**[05:03] ---**
*I'm always impressed.*
**[05:05] ---**
*Manager is such a good driver!*
**[05:10] ---**
We're here. Let's go.
**[05:18] ---**
Your seatbelt...
**[05:22] ---**
Momose's out making rounds by car
with Manager again today, huh?
**[05:26] ---**
Lucky him!
**[05:27] ---**
I know nobody wants to ride
shotgun with me, anyway.
**[05:31] ---**
Chief, riding shotgun with you is awesome!
I'll drive on the way back.
**[05:35] ---**
*Turn right at the next traffic light.*
**[05:41] ---**
*By the way, if you're going
to Kumatte Land, turn left.*
**[05:46] ---**
*I know nobody wants to go
to Kumatte Land, anyway.*
**[05:50] ---**
What's with this navigation system?
**[05:53] ---**
It's my Kumattechan Car Navigation app.
**[05:55] ---**
*Keep going straight
for about 3 kilometers.*
**[05:57] ---**
*By the way, if you're going to Kumatte Land,
make a U-turn at the next traffic light.*
**[06:03] ---**
*Our meeting went off without a hitch,
and we're about to return to the office.*
**[06:07] ---**
1,000-YEN BILLS
COINS
**[06:09] ---**
Oh, no. It doesn't take 10,000-yen bills.
**[06:13] ---**
Momose, can you break one for me?
**[06:15] ---**
Sorry. I don't have any smaller bills.
**[06:17] ---**
I'll go break one
at that convenience store.
**[06:20] ---**
Actually, I'll go. I'd like to get something
to drink. You wait in the car.
**[06:25] ---**
Right. Thank you so much.
**[06:30] ---**
*I'll use this time
to summarize that meeting.*
**[06:34] ---**
*Come to think of it, this is the first time
I've ever ridden in a car driven by my boss.*
**[06:39] ---**
*Since Mr. Kurono totally refused to drive.*
**[06:44] ---**
Speed up, will you?
**[06:46] ---**
You're useless! You scumbag!
**[06:49] ---**
You're slow at your job and driving!
**[06:53] ---**
*Making rounds by car was such an ordeal.*
**[06:59] ---**
Thanks for waiting.
**[07:01] ---**
I bought bread and all kinds of stuff.
**[07:03] ---**
Pick out whatever you want.
**[07:06] ---**
I also bought that peach tea that you like.
**[07:08] ---**
Wow, thank you so much!
**[07:13] ---**
YAMASAKI CAT'S BREAD FESTIVAL
**[07:14] ---**
Yamasaki Cat's Bread Festival!
**[07:17] ---**
Yeah. It caught my eye,
so I bought a lot of those.
**[07:21] ---**
This is "The Cat Stepped on My Bread."
**[07:24] ---**
It's so cute!
**[07:28] ---**
Huh? What?
**[07:30] ---**
I went to get change for cash, but I paid
with my credit card by mistake.
**[07:42] ---**
NOW MOMOSE LOVES
MAKING ROUNDS BY CAR
**[07:42] ---**
*Now I love making rounds by car!*
**[07:46] ---**
MANAGER IN HIS DRIVING SCHOOL DAYS
**[07:48] ---**
You're tall, so maybe you should move
your seat back. It's pretty cramped, right?
**[07:54] ---**
Uh, right.
**[08:00] ---**
*He's laying down.*
**[08:04] ---**
GOOFY VS. ONLINE MEETING
**[08:11] ---**
*There was a mass infection in our office building,
so we're working from home this week.*
**[08:17] ---**
*We're also holding our meetings online.*
**[08:19] ---**
*My owner isn't leaving the house today.*
**[08:25] ---**
Manager, it's online,
so I think you can take off your mask.
**[08:29] ---**
Hm, you're right.
**[08:34] ---**
*Since you can't see me from the waist down,
I'm not wearing pants.*
**[08:36] ---**
*Will you still talk to me?*
**[08:38] ---**
*You could be naked and I'd still say okay.*
**[08:41] ---**
*Chief, please don't take off
your clothes for real!*
**[08:42] ---**
*Get the meeting started already.*
**[08:43] ---**
*No one's here, so it's all right.*
**[08:46] ---**
GOOFY VS. FALL READING
**[08:49] ---**
BOOKS
**[08:51] ---**
*Today, I'm going on a day trip
with Manager.*
**[08:54] ---**
*We're picking out books
to read on the train.*
**[08:57] ---**
A SHORT REST FOR THE SOUL
**[08:58] ---**
I'm going with this.
**[09:00] ---**
Right. I'm reading this one.
**[09:02] ---**
PET DETECTIVE
GORO NEKOKUMA'S SUPER DEDUCTION
**[09:03] ---**
Is that a mystery novel?
**[09:04] ---**
Yeah. It's fun figuring out who the culprit is.
**[09:16] ---**
FOG TOWN
MYSTERIOUS
THIEF WHITE CAT
ASSASSIN SKIPJACK TUNA
**[09:19] ---**
DON BARKSALOT
SKYSCRAPER BLUEPRINTS
**[09:23] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[09:26] ---**
Within the first five minutes of reading this,
I've figured out who the culprit is.
**[09:28] ---**
That's amazing!
**[09:31] ---**
No, actually, I bought this book before.
**[09:35] ---**
*This was even more healing
than my healing book of poems.*
**[09:39] ---**
GOOFY DETECTIVE
YUSEI SHIROSAKI
**[09:40] ---**
*I doubt he's going to solve it.*
**[09:48] ---**
HAKUTOU'S PHYSICAL EXAM
**[09:58] ---**
I'm home.
**[09:59] ---**
Hakutou.
**[10:01] ---**
*My owner's come home.*
**[10:04] ---**
*I thought he was going to change
into something comfortable.*
**[10:10] ---**
HE'S TIRED
**[10:12] ---**
*But he put on the suit
that he'd just taken off.*
**[10:15] ---**
Made a mistake.
**[10:21] ---**
Huh? Manager, you didn't change
into something comfortable?
**[10:25] ---**
I was spaced out,
so I put it on again by mistake.
**[10:28] ---**
Since I'm dressed up, I'm going to take
Hakutou for his physical exam.
**[10:32] ---**
- I'll go with you.
*- What are they talking about?*
**[10:35] ---**
RADIO TAXI
**[10:39] ---**
You're taking your kitty
for his physical today?
**[10:42] ---**
Come to think of it, I had a kitty in my cab
the other day, too.
**[10:46] ---**
*Where are you taking me?
I'm scared!*
**[10:46] ---**
He was a really huge one! What kind of cat
did they say he was again?
**[10:50] ---**
I'm no good with foreign names, so...
**[10:53] ---**
May... May... qu...
**[10:56] ---**
May Queen?
**[10:57] ---**
Yeah, that's it!
**[11:01] ---**
*That's a potato!
Maine coon is the correct answer.*
**[11:06] ---**
VETERINARY HOSPITAL
**[11:12] ---**
That stethoscope reminds me...
**[11:14] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[11:16] ---**
When I was little, I thought that
stethoscopes could hear my inner thoughts.
**[11:23] ---**
*Hello. I'm Yusei Shirosaki.
I'm four years old.*
**[11:29] ---**
*As it turned out,
I was extremely healthy.*
**[11:33] ---**
GOOFY VS. AUTUMN FESTIVAL
**[11:40] ---**
*On our way home from work, we all
stopped by the Autumn Festival at the shrine.*
**[11:45] ---**
I don't know how many years
it's been since my last festival!
**[11:48] ---**
What do you want to eat?
**[11:51] ---**
I chose a candied apple.
**[11:53] ---**
I'm having a choco-banana.
**[11:56] ---**
I'm having a choco-pineapple.
**[11:58] ---**
I'm having cotton candy.
**[11:59] ---**
This cotton candy's dandy.
**[12:02] ---**
No one's going to laugh
at my wordplay, anyway.
**[12:08] ---**
I've never had
a candied apple before, but it's good.
**[12:12] ---**
*His lips are bright red!*
**[12:14] ---**
Freakin' cute!
**[12:19] ---**
Do you all have some kind of memory
about going to festivals when you were little?
**[12:23] ---**
For me it was the Bon Dance.
**[12:26] ---**
As I was dancing, I started moving
farther and farther away from the venue.
**[12:31] ---**
Where are you going?
**[12:34] ---**
So you've been goofy
since you were a kid, huh?
**[12:37] ---**
What I remember about festivals
is goldfish scooping.
**[12:42] ---**
All you goldfish who wish to be
my friend, gather round!
**[12:48] ---**
I'm sure all those goldfish
were feeling bashful!
**[12:52] ---**
Ba-bump! Momose...
**[12:54] ---**
As for when I was a kid, every year...
**[12:59] ---**
Hey there, pretty young lady!
**[13:01] ---**
Wanna go to the festival with me?
**[13:03] ---**
That's the pickup line I used on my mom.
**[13:06] ---**
What can I say? I was young.
**[13:08] ---**
That's our Kinjo.
**[13:11] ---**
Do you have a special memory, Momose?
**[13:13] ---**
Well, I saved up my allowance,
and tried like crazy to scoop up a yo-yo.
**[13:20] ---**
I just can't scoop one up.
**[13:26] ---**
M-Mom! I scooped up a yo-yo!
**[13:29] ---**
You can have it!
**[13:31] ---**
And I gave it to my mother.
**[13:33] ---**
You were valiant even as a kid, huh?
**[13:38] ---**
Hey, Chief! They have goldfish scooping here!
You should avenge yourself!
**[13:45] ---**
All you goldfish who wish
to join my family, gather round!
**[13:53] ---**
No one wants
to get scooped by me, anyway.
**[13:56] ---**
Ch-Chief!
**[13:58] ---**
You can have this yo-yo
that I scooped up, if you like.
**[14:06] ---**
I'll treasure it forever, okay?
**[14:08] ---**
Uh, I think it'll get deflated in a week or so.
**[14:12] ---**
Huh? I don't see Manager anywhere.
**[14:16] ---**
Hey, there he is.
**[14:18] ---**
He's following
some unknown office workers!
**[14:21] ---**
I think I'll go hit on him!
**[14:24] ---**
Hey there, sweet young man! Wanna go
on an autumn festival date with me?
**[14:30] ---**
Huh?
**[14:31] ---**
*Even as adults, all four of us
were basically the same.*
**[14:36] ---**
ACCIDENTALLY LIT THE SPARKLERS
ON THE WRONG END
**[14:42] ---**
TO THE DEAL-MAKING TABLE
**[14:50] ---**
*We're on our way
to discuss a major deal today.*
**[14:53] ---**
*I'm so nervous.*
**[14:56] ---**
*And the company we're heading to*
**[14:57] ---**
*is the same one I went to when I was at
my former company, and it didn't go well.*
**[15:03] ---**
It's all your fault!
**[15:06] ---**
*I got yelled at last time,
so it's making me even more nervous.*
**[15:14] ---**
Are you nervous?
**[15:16] ---**
Yes. I'm sorry!
**[15:23] ---**
Years ago, I got really nervous, too,
during a major deal-making session.
**[15:28] ---**
I was so nervous, when I wanted to say,
"Please look at the reference document,"
**[15:32] ---**
"Just look at these reference docs."
**[15:35] ---**
I said it in a really haughty way
by mistake.
**[15:37] ---**
But then Chief said right away,
**[15:40] ---**
"Sorry, Shirosaki tends to talk like
a haughty queen when he's nervous."
**[15:45] ---**
And thanks to his damage control,
my nerves finally steadied.
**[15:50] ---**
So even if you get nervous and mess up,
I'll try to support you right away,
**[15:56] ---**
so rest assured.
**[15:57] ---**
Manager...
**[15:59] ---**
It would help if there was some method
of calming your nerves.
**[16:05] ---**
Hey, look at that!
**[16:08] ---**
That little kid is waving.
**[16:11] ---**
That's cute.
**[16:12] ---**
I'll be right there!
**[16:15] ---**
Daddy!
**[16:16] ---**
Sorry. I thought something heart-warming
like that would calm your nerves.
**[16:21] ---**
No, that was extremely healing,
and my nervousness is gone!
**[16:25] ---**
*Thanks to the baby and Manager!*
**[16:33] ---**
Glad that the negotiations went well.
**[16:35] ---**
Yes! I'm really ecstatic!
**[16:38] ---**
*Hey, there's a taxi.*
**[16:42] ---**
*We high-fived each other!*
**[16:44] ---**
Let's celebrate.
**[16:46] ---**
Yes!
**[16:48] ---**
DAY OFF
**[16:52] ---**
*My abusive boss damaged my spirit
and my health...*
**[16:57] ---**
*and after a lot happened,
I'm now living with my new boss.*
**[17:04] ---**
Hakutou, there's that yellow bird.
**[17:08] ---**
*Along with my manager,
who has drastic bed-head,*
**[17:10] ---**
*and little Hakutou,
in Manager's homemade sling,*
**[17:14] ---**
*gazing upon this yellow bird
is now our daily routine.*
**[17:18] ---**
There was a storybook
called *The Yellow Bird*, wasn't there?
**[17:22] ---**
I think the two main characters set off
on a journey to search for happiness,
**[17:27] ---**
but that bliss
turned out to be close to home.
**[17:30] ---**
*Does he mean the bluebird of happiness?*
**[17:33] ---**
Speaking of searching, I found
a restaurant nearby that looks good.
**[17:38] ---**
Want to go there for lunch today?
**[17:41] ---**
Okay!
**[17:45] ---**
It's a really nice restaurant!
**[17:48] ---**
Yeah, it's next to the park,
so there's a lot of greenery.
**[17:52] ---**
Looks delicious!
**[17:54] ---**
Let's dig in!
**[17:59] ---**
Here.
**[18:02] ---**
Thanks.
**[18:03] ---**
What should I eat first?
**[18:10] ---**
Sorry! I'm not laughing.
**[18:14] ---**
Thank you very much for treating me!
**[18:17] ---**
Sure. Want to take a walk in the park?
**[18:20] ---**
Yes!
**[18:25] ---**
The autumn leaves are splendid.
**[18:27] ---**
Yes! Gorgeous!
**[18:31] ---**
Momose! Momose!
**[18:33] ---**
There's a ton of those acorns you love.
**[18:36] ---**
Here.
**[18:37] ---**
A huge pile! Thank you very much!
**[18:41] ---**
Speaking of acorns, I hear
there are wild squirrels in this park.
**[18:45] ---**
Wild squirrels!
It would be great to see some!
**[18:48] ---**
I bet they're in thickets like that one.
**[18:53] ---**
It's slippery, so try not to stumble...
**[18:58] ---**
Manager!
**[19:01] ---**
That was a squirrel! I think.
**[19:09] ---**
They're hard to find, huh?
**[19:11] ---**
Yeah.
**[19:13] ---**
But that was a squirrel, for sure.
I saw it.
**[19:17] ---**
Right.
**[19:23] ---**
Are you all right, Manager?
**[19:26] ---**
I thought there was a backrest.
**[19:29] ---**
SUPER CARBONATED
**[19:29] ---**
I'm going to have my drink.
**[19:32] ---**
Manager! That's...
**[19:33] ---**
Oh, I always get coffee, so I...
**[19:37] ---**
I shook it.
**[19:38] ---**
You did, huh?
**[19:46] ---**
Swan boats.
**[19:48] ---**
They sure are cute!
**[19:50] ---**
Have you heard the rumor that if a couple
rides the boats here, they'll break up?
**[19:55] ---**
Yes. It's famous.
**[19:58] ---**
The thing is, I've always wanted to ride one,
but I'm too scared, so I have yet to.
**[20:02] ---**
Oh, but there's one swan boat with eyebrows,
**[20:05] ---**
and they say that if you ride that one,
you won't break up, and you'll be happy.
**[20:09] ---**
Swan with eyebrows? That's intriguing.
Want to search for it, to see if it really exists?
**[20:16] ---**
BOAT RIDING AREA
**[20:23] ---**
There it is!
**[20:25] ---**
A swan with eyebrows!
There really is one, Momose!
**[20:29] ---**
Yes, there sure is, Manager.
**[20:31] ---**
You can ride that swan with eyebrows
right now if you want.
**[20:38] ---**
Huh? Can't move forward.
**[20:40] ---**
That's weird.
The pedals won't move at all.
**[20:44] ---**
Oh, Manager. You're pedaling backwards.
**[20:47] ---**
Sorry!
**[20:50] ---**
Hey, we're moving!
**[20:52] ---**
Yes, we're moving!
**[20:55] ---**
We got caught on a tree branch!
**[20:56] ---**
Oh, no.
**[20:59] ---**
This is fun!
**[21:00] ---**
Yeah, it is fun!
**[21:10] ---**
If it hadn't been for you, Momose...
**[21:14] ---**
I would've just spent
my days off in a random way,
**[21:16] ---**
and I never would've searched for
good restaurants, acorns, wild squirrels,
**[21:19] ---**
or swans with eyebrows.
**[21:22] ---**
Thanks to you, Momose, I discovered
a way to enjoy my day off.
**[21:26] ---**
I should be the one telling you that.
**[21:29] ---**
Thank you for this happy day!
**[21:32] ---**
I'm going to do my best
to search for things, too.
**[21:35] ---**
That reminds me,
there's a shrine inside this park.
**[21:39] ---**
Want to visit it and head home?
**[21:41] ---**
Yes.
**[23:20] ---**
Hey.
**[23:22] ---**
Since you and I aren't a couple,
we could've taken a normal swan boat.
**[23:27] ---**
True!
**[23:30] ---**
*If only these blissful days...*
**[23:35] ---**
*could go on forever!*
# E11 - I have to find a place to live!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXW09Z/i-have-to-find-a-place-to-live)
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**[00:01] ---**
*My abusive boss damaged my spirit
and my health, so I changed jobs.*
**[00:05] ---**
*And for the first time in my life,*
**[00:06] ---**
STATION TAKEOVER
ADVERTISEMENT PROJECT PROPOSAL
**[00:07] ---**
*an ad that I created is going to be
displayed in the train stations.*
**[00:12] ---**
Momose, congratulations.
**[00:15] ---**
Thanks, Kinjo.
**[00:17] ---**
This'll probably get you
a heck of a bonus next month, huh?
**[00:20] ---**
Bonus?
**[00:23] ---**
Good for you, Momose.
**[00:25] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[00:27] ---**
My bonus is only going towards
paying down my mortgage, anyway.
**[00:28] ---**
*That's right.
If I'm getting a bonus, that means...*
**[00:32] ---**
You can use it on me!
**[00:34] ---**
Really? Then I'll buy you
100 Kumattechan stuffed animals.
**[00:34] ---**
*I'll have enough savings to move,
so in other words...*
**[00:38] ---**
Oh wow, I don't want that.
**[00:40] ---**
What's wrong?
**[00:42] ---**
Oh, it's nothing.
**[02:15] ---**
EPISODE 11
I HAVE TO FIND A PLACE TO LIVE!
**[02:20] ---**
It's starting to get pretty cold.
Should I turn on the heater?
**[02:25] ---**
Oh, thank you so much.
**[02:27] ---**
Found any good places?
**[02:29] ---**
Well, actually, I'm having a hard time finding
something that matches my conditions.
**[02:37] ---**
I'll take a look, too.
**[02:39] ---**
If anything looks promising,
I'll come with you.
**[02:42] ---**
Let's take a look this weekend.
**[02:49] ---**
Did you find something?
**[02:52] ---**
I didn't open it.
**[02:54] ---**
STILL UNOPENED
**[03:03] ---**
It's taking a while to warm up, huh?
**[03:07] ---**
Is it broken, maybe?
**[03:12] ---**
I had the AC on.
**[03:17] ---**
Right. I emailed you what I'm looking for
in terms of rent and size. Yes.
**[03:23] ---**
All right, I'll be stopping by
in the afternoon.
**[03:29] ---**
SQUEEZE
**[03:29] ---**
I'm heading out now.
**[03:30] ---**
*Let go of me!*
**[03:35] ---**
COVERED IN FUR
**[03:42] ---**
Okay. I'm off.
**[03:49] ---**
SQUEEZE
**[03:50] ---**
I'm heading out now.
**[03:51] ---**
*Let go of me!*
**[03:55] ---**
Okay. I'm off.
**[04:01] ---**
SQUEEZE
**[04:03] ---**
*How many times are we gonna do this?*
**[04:06] ---**
This button... When did that happen?
**[04:11] ---**
Hey, you're ready to go already.
**[04:14] ---**
Yeah. I can leave anytime.
**[04:17] ---**
I'll go get changed, too.
**[04:19] ---**
Come here.
**[04:27] ---**
I forgot what I came in here for.
**[04:30] ---**
*You're goofy!*
**[04:32] ---**
Right, a button.
**[04:37] ---**
I think I had an extra button in here.
**[04:40] ---**
Huh? I don't see it.
Where did I put it away?
**[04:44] ---**
*Are you looking for a button?*
**[04:47] ---**
Manager? Are you looking for something?
**[04:50] ---**
Can I help you look?
**[04:52] ---**
No, it's all right.
**[04:54] ---**
Guess I'll put on a different shirt.
**[04:58] ---**
*Are you in trouble or something?*
**[05:04] ---**
KICHIJOJI REALTY
**[05:10] ---**
What's wrong?
**[05:11] ---**
It's Saturday, and we're off from work,
but we're wearing our suits.
**[05:15] ---**
You're right!
**[05:17] ---**
*I did the same thing!*
**[05:18] ---**
KICHIJOJI REALTY
**[05:21] ---**
Oh, you're Mr. Momose, right?
**[05:24] ---**
Uh, yes.
**[05:26] ---**
I've been waiting for you.
I'm Sumida of the Kichijoji Realty.
**[05:31] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[05:33] ---**
All right, let's go look at tons
of apartments! Hurray!
**[05:37] ---**
Right!
**[05:39] ---**
This place is a real bargain!
**[05:39] ---**
FIRST APARTMENT
**[05:43] ---**
The walls are a bit thin, but...
**[05:45] ---**
Shut up!
**[05:45] ---**
BANG
**[05:46] ---**
SECOND APARTMENT
**[05:47] ---**
This place is close to the station.
It's so close...
**[05:51] ---**
that it tends to sway a little!
**[05:55] ---**
THIRD APARTMENT
**[05:55] ---**
Now this apartment is spacious!
**[05:57] ---**
Since it's geared towards families...
**[05:59] ---**
Hurry up and finish your lunch!
**[06:00] ---**
No!
**[06:01] ---**
THUMP THUMP THUMP
**[06:03] ---**
The children upstairs
leave the water running,
**[06:07] ---**
so sometimes it leaks.
**[06:11] ---**
FOURTH APARTMENT
**[06:11] ---**
This apartment is very quiet.
**[06:14] ---**
Since there's a cemetery next door.
**[06:16] ---**
HEART BEAT
**[06:17] ---**
Just because there are graves, it doesn't
mean that something will haunt you.
**[06:21] ---**
Something?
**[06:22] ---**
W-Would it be okay
to open the closet doors?
**[06:25] ---**
Sure.
**[06:26] ---**
EXPEL EVIL SPIRITS
**[06:34] ---**
*All right!
I'm gonna explore the house today!*
**[06:41] ---**
*The missing button...*
**[06:47] ---**
*The missing button...*
**[06:49] ---**
*It's not like I'm looking for it...*
**[06:52] ---**
*or anything...*
**[06:56] ---**
*It's nowhere to be found.*
**[07:05] ---**
*If I find that button...*
**[07:07] ---**
OWNER'S OVERJOYED FACE
**[07:07] ---**
*Yay. Yay.*
**[07:11] ---**
*I'm so gonna find it!*
**[07:11] ---**
ZOOM
**[07:13] ---**
*Where is it?*
**[07:16] ---**
*Where is it?*
**[07:20] ---**
I'm so sorry that I couldn't
show you anything promising!
**[07:25] ---**
Oh, no. I only just started looking.
**[07:28] ---**
Next time, I'll find you
something amazing. I promise you!
**[07:32] ---**
Thanks, I'm counting on you.
**[07:34] ---**
Right!
**[07:35] ---**
Oh, would you like me
to drive you back, closer to home?
**[07:38] ---**
That's all right. Thank you very much.
**[07:42] ---**
CAFE RESTAURANT G
**[07:45] ---**
You must be tired. Are you okay?
**[07:47] ---**
I'm fine. Are you all right, Manager?
**[07:51] ---**
You were swamped, and did a lot of overtime
this week, so you must be exhausted.
**[07:55] ---**
I made you come with me
on your day off. I'm so sorry.
**[07:59] ---**
No, I'm totally fine. This was actually
a nice change of pace for me.
**[08:07] ---**
I'm going to get some more coffee.
**[08:08] ---**
Me, too, then.
**[08:13] ---**
Momose, there's no need for you
to be in a rush to move out.
**[08:17] ---**
What?
**[08:18] ---**
I'm fine with you staying as long as you like.
**[08:21] ---**
So just take your time looking,
until you find a place that you really like.
**[08:26] ---**
Manager.
**[08:28] ---**
It's not just me.
**[08:30] ---**
I'm sure that Hakutou
feels the same way.
**[08:33] ---**
SPURT
**[08:34] ---**
*It came out from the wrong spout!*
**[08:42] ---**
What's the matter?
**[08:48] ---**
I think I'll play with Hakutou
with this caterpillar toy.
**[08:51] ---**
Sounds good! I'd like to play, too.
**[08:54] ---**
What?
**[08:56] ---**
*Oops, that was an audacious thing to say.*
**[09:01] ---**
Come on.
**[09:08] ---**
NODDING OFF
**[09:13] ---**
WHOA
**[09:14] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[09:15] ---**
Go ahead and sleep. I'll wake you up
when we get to the station.
**[09:18] ---**
No, no, that's all right!
Sorry I leaned on you.
**[09:23] ---**
*So embarrassing. But Manager
makes me feel so secure.*
**[09:32] ---**
So chummy!
**[09:34] ---**
SNORE SNORE
**[09:34] ---**
SO CHUMMY, THEY RODE PAST
THEIR STOP TOGETHER
**[09:42] ---**
*Uh-oh, not good.*
**[09:44] ---**
*I got tired and fell asleep.*
**[09:51] ---**
*The sky is red.*
**[09:53] ---**
*My owner will be coming home soon.*
**[09:55] ---**
BED-HEAD
**[09:57] ---**
*That button...
I never managed to find it.*
**[10:02] ---**
*Ever since I came to this house,
my owner's been giving me all kinds of things.*
**[10:06] ---**
MUNCH MUNCH
**[10:07] ---**
*He gives me food, he pets me...*
**[10:10] ---**
LEAP
**[10:10] ---**
*He gives me toys,
and talks to me in a gentle voice.*
**[10:15] ---**
*And yet, I haven't given him anything yet.*
**[10:22] ---**
*That's why I wanted to find that button
and give it to him as a present.*
**[10:30] ---**
*Stop crying and search for it!*
**[10:34] ---**
THE SHIRT HE WORE THIS MORNING
**[10:35] ---**
*Maybe it's on this one.*
**[10:38] ---**
I'm home.
**[10:40] ---**
Huh? Where's Hakutou?
**[10:42] ---**
He always comes to the door.
Something's not right.
**[10:45] ---**
HE THINKS HE'S HIDING
**[10:46] ---**
*I can't possibly face him.*
**[10:51] ---**
Hey, found him.
**[10:57] ---**
Pretending to be a caterpillar?
**[11:00] ---**
Hakutou, thanks
for watching over the house.
**[11:06] ---**
Here you go,
it's a caterpillar toy for you.
**[11:09] ---**
*I haven't given you anything yet,
so I can't accept this caterpillar.*
**[11:13] ---**
POKE
POKE
**[11:17] ---**
Looking at your face makes all my fatigue
from work melt away.
**[11:24] ---**
Thanks for soothing me everyday.
**[11:29] ---**
*So without my even knowing it,
I've been giving him something after all.*
**[11:38] ---**
Hey, bed-head.
**[11:44] ---**
The button was caught on your collar.
**[11:50] ---**
I found it thanks to your
bed-head, Hakutou. Thanks.
**[11:54] ---**
*He looks happy!*
**[11:56] ---**
*Yay!*
**[11:57] ---**
Huh? What? Squeeze me?
**[11:59] ---**
*I never said that!*
**[12:04] ---**
*Manager has soothed me
countless times, too.*
**[12:09] ---**
Manager? Thank you for everything.
**[12:13] ---**
What's this, all of a sudden?
**[12:14] ---**
Oh, I just wanted
to thank you again myself.
**[12:24] ---**
They're gonna start displaying
your aquarium ad today, right?
**[12:28] ---**
Yeah.
**[12:29] ---**
Manager and I are heading
to the aquarium to pay our respects.
**[12:29] ---**
Right. Right. So I'll be bringing
the new materials...
**[12:32] ---**
Oh, really? Sounds fun!
**[12:35] ---**
CRAMP
**[12:37] ---**
Oh, no, it's nothing. Right.
**[12:40] ---**
*My neck cramped up.*
**[12:42] ---**
Understood.
**[12:44] ---**
All right, I'll be stopping by
at a later date.
**[12:46] ---**
Yes. Right. I'll be looking forward to that.
**[12:51] ---**
FIDGET FIDGET
**[12:51] ---**
*What? No way.
He can't take his eyes off me!*
**[13:00] ---**
*An ad that I created
is right here in this station!*
**[13:04] ---**
*I can't see it.
My eyes are all blurry with tears.*
**[13:07] ---**
*Don't cry, Momose! If you cry,
Manager won't know what to do.*
**[13:10] ---**
*He's bawling!*
**[13:13] ---**
I was moved because I saw firsthand
how hard you worked on it.
**[13:16] ---**
Sorry. I'll stop crying now.
**[13:18] ---**
Manager.
**[13:19] ---**
Fishies! So cute!
**[13:23] ---**
He's looking at the ad!
**[13:26] ---**
*Please come to the aquarium.*
**[13:36] ---**
*Come to think of it, this café...*
**[13:39] ---**
Momose, what's wrong?
**[13:40] ---**
Oh, nothing.
**[13:42] ---**
I just remembered that this is the café
where Mr. Kurono used to lecture me a lot.
**[13:45] ---**
At this café?
**[13:46] ---**
Yes. My old company
isn't far from here, so...
**[13:50] ---**
Oh, but I'm totally fine now.
**[13:53] ---**
I'm happy because of my first ever ad,
and you're here by my side, so...
**[14:00] ---**
Mr. Kurono?
**[14:02] ---**
Let's go!
**[14:05] ---**
- Momose?
- What?
**[14:07] ---**
My neck just cramped up.
It must be a habit now.
**[14:10] ---**
Manager!
**[14:15] ---**
Sorry. It's fine now.
**[14:17] ---**
Thank goodness.
**[14:18] ---**
Lately, my body's been totally stiff
from all the desk work.
**[14:23] ---**
Anyway, was that him? Your old boss?
**[14:25] ---**
Oh, no. I'm sure it was a mistake.
Sorry about that.
**[14:30] ---**
*That's right, it was a mistake.
It's all good!*
**[14:35] ---**
*For the first time in a long time,
my stomach...*
**[14:35] ---**
PIERCING PAIN
**[14:37] ---**
*Oh. What happened at that café...*
**[14:41] ---**
*I remember now.*
**[14:43] ---**
*He yelled at me for acting friendly
with a co-worker.*
**[14:47] ---**
Do you come to work to have fun?
**[14:50] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[14:52] ---**
*Looking back, that was power harassment
designed to isolate me.*
**[14:56] ---**
Give me your phone.
**[14:57] ---**
What?
**[14:58] ---**
I'm going to delete your contacts,
and block them.
**[15:05] ---**
Just hand it over already!
**[15:07] ---**
*And then he just went ahead
and blocked everyone.*
**[15:11] ---**
Mr. Momose!
**[15:14] ---**
I'm sorry. Would you mind waiting
another 20 minutes?
**[15:17] ---**
Uh, right. That's fine.
**[15:22] ---**
Do you want to look around while we wait?
**[15:24] ---**
Yes.
**[15:25] ---**
*Forget about Mr. Kurono.
Forget about him.*
**[15:29] ---**
*Okay, I've forgotten him!*
**[15:31] ---**
That penguin show was fun!
**[15:33] ---**
I got splashed with water
by those penguins!
**[15:36] ---**
And I got splashed
with water by Mr. Kurono.
**[15:38] ---**
Water?
**[15:41] ---**
*That businessman.
He's been watching Momose for a while.*
**[15:46] ---**
*Wait, that envelope's
from Momose's old company.*
**[15:52] ---**
*His old boss is chasing after him!*
**[15:54] ---**
I got stabbed by a jellyfish
years ago, you know.
**[15:57] ---**
I got stabbed by Mr. Kurono
with a ballpoint pen, too.
**[16:01] ---**
*If Momose finds out,
he'll get agitated.*
**[16:04] ---**
*What should I do?*
**[16:06] ---**
*All right!*
**[16:08] ---**
M-Manager?
**[16:09] ---**
*Let's lose that old boss of yours!*
**[16:15] ---**
Momose! Check it out!
**[16:17] ---**
There are flounders here!
Wait, or are they flatfish? Which?
**[16:21] ---**
Here's a sea lion!
**[16:22] ---**
It's a seal.
**[16:24] ---**
This fish looks like a rock.
**[16:26] ---**
Oh, it really is a rock.
**[16:28] ---**
ROCK
**[16:29] ---**
Hey, look!
This stuffed animal's so squishy.
**[16:33] ---**
Wait, where'd he go?
**[16:34] ---**
HE LOST MOMOSE
**[16:36] ---**
TO APOLOGIZE FOR LOSING HIM
**[16:37] ---**
*Manager.*
**[16:38] ---**
*He started running so enthusiastically,*
**[16:40] ---**
*and he bought me this stuffed animal.*
**[16:43] ---**
*He must've been looking out for me
because I was so gloomy.*
**[16:46] ---**
CRAMP
**[16:49] ---**
*Now my leg's cramped up.*
**[16:51] ---**
*I really wanted
to enjoy myself today, too.*
**[16:55] ---**
*Because this is the big day that I've been
waiting for since I switched jobs.*
**[17:00] ---**
*But instead...*
**[17:02] ---**
*I'm still shackled
by my memories of the past.*
**[17:06] ---**
*Nothing's changed.
I haven't moved on at all.*
**[17:14] ---**
Uh-oh!
**[17:15] ---**
Here he comes! Kurono.
**[17:18] ---**
Ow.
**[17:19] ---**
So the guy I saw earlier,
it was Mr. Kurono, after all!
**[17:19] ---**
TO SCARED TO LOOK
**[17:32] ---**
Momose, sorry.
**[17:36] ---**
Getting water splashed on you,
getting stabbed with a ballpoint pen...
**[17:40] ---**
That version of you from the past
is too far away from me to protect.
**[17:49] ---**
But not anymore.
**[17:53] ---**
And that's because...
**[18:03] ---**
you've tried your best, step by step,
to walk all this way towards me.
**[18:12] ---**
*I thought that I hadn't moved on at all.*
**[18:18] ---**
*But I've managed to walk a long way.*
**[18:28] ---**
*Oh, right. That's why...*
**[18:32] ---**
*That's why...*
**[18:34] ---**
*The me from those days
wanted more than anything...*
**[18:40] ---**
*is right in front of me now.*
**[18:48] ---**
*So in order to protect it, I'm also...*
**[18:54] ---**
I'm going to become stronger!
**[18:57] ---**
Momose.
**[18:59] ---**
Mr. Kurono.
**[19:00] ---**
No, it's not! It's someone else!
**[19:04] ---**
That's not your former boss?
**[19:07] ---**
It's not Mr. Kurono.
**[19:11] ---**
I'm so sorry.
**[19:15] ---**
You're Momose's former colleague?
**[19:17] ---**
Yes. My name is Fujiwara. I never thought
I'd be mistaken for Mr. Kurono!
**[19:23] ---**
Uh, what's this for?
**[19:25] ---**
My apology for mistaking you for
someone else. I'm really sorry about that.
**[19:28] ---**
No, no, it's touching you care about
your subordinate so much!
**[19:32] ---**
Momose, I see that
you've found a great boss.
**[19:35] ---**
Yeah.
**[19:36] ---**
Since you were with someone who looked
like a boss, I wasn't sure if I should talk to you.
**[19:40] ---**
But I had to because I needed
to tell you something important.
**[19:42] ---**
Something important?
**[19:45] ---**
Momose, you're still blocking me,
aren't you?
**[19:50] ---**
I unblocked you! Sorry!
**[19:52] ---**
Hey, it's okay.
Mr. Kurono's the one to blame.
**[19:55] ---**
Taking over your phone
and blocking your friends...
**[19:58] ---**
What is he, a jealous boyfriend?
**[20:01] ---**
But now we can contact
each other again, right?
**[20:04] ---**
I'll send you the latest news
on Mr. Kurono!
**[20:06] ---**
That won't be necessary.
**[20:08] ---**
By the way, Mr. Kurono got splashed with water
today by the janitor, and he's super-annoyed.
**[20:14] ---**
Divine punishment.
**[20:17] ---**
He's not as bad as Mr. Kurono, but my own boss
is really irritable lately, and it's so draining.
**[20:22] ---**
Are you okay?
**[20:23] ---**
Yeah. Looking at the aquarium ad
soothed me.
**[20:28] ---**
And I wanted to feel even more soothed,
so I just came over.
**[20:31] ---**
And then I found you.
**[20:34] ---**
The aquarium ad...
**[20:36] ---**
Oh, yes. It went on display
at the station today.
**[20:39] ---**
I took a photo. Would you like to see it?
**[20:47] ---**
It was so adorable, it healed me.
**[20:51] ---**
*The ad that I created...*
**[20:56] ---**
Mr. Momose!
**[20:59] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[21:01] ---**
No, no.
**[21:02] ---**
You see, the "Sea Employee" ad that
you created is generating a lot of buzz,
**[21:07] ---**
and I've been fielding tons
of calls about it!
**[21:10] ---**
What?
**[21:11] ---**
You made it, Momose? Wow!
**[21:14] ---**
It's all thanks to you, Manager.
**[21:17] ---**
No. It's because of your talent.
**[21:25] ---**
Momose, you sure did a great job.
**[21:28] ---**
You know, you're really squishy, Momose.
**[21:31] ---**
It was fun celebrating over drinks with you!
**[21:33] ---**
Manager! The station's this way!
**[21:36] ---**
Huh? Momose...
**[21:38] ---**
*This city, which was so full
of painful memories...*
**[21:42] ---**
*Tonight, it looks like it's sparkling.*
**[23:29] ---**
Hello?
**[23:29] ---**
*Mr. Momose!
Thank you for your business!*
**[23:32] ---**
*This is Sumida from the Kichijoji Realty.*
**[23:34] ---**
*I've found a great apartment for you!*
**[23:37] ---**
What?
# E12 - Be back soon...!?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKZ1GZ/be-back-soon)
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**[00:07] ---**
What? You still haven't found
a new place yet?
**[00:10] ---**
No. I'm going to another viewing
this weekend.
**[00:13] ---**
Is that right?
I hope you find a place soon.
**[00:17] ---**
Yeah.
**[00:17] ---**
Momose.
**[00:20] ---**
Would you mind going shopping
with me on our way home?
**[00:22] ---**
Yes, if you're okay with my company.
**[00:25] ---**
What are you shopping for?
**[00:26] ---**
A Christmas present for Hakutou.
**[00:29] ---**
Oh, right.
It's that time of year already, huh?
**[00:32] ---**
I know nobody's going to give me
a Christmas present, anyway.
**[00:38] ---**
I haven't gotten one
for the past few years, either.
**[00:40] ---**
Me, neither.
**[00:42] ---**
Me, neither.
**[00:43] ---**
My comrades!
**[00:45] ---**
Hey, then why don't we exchange gifts
among the four of us?
**[00:49] ---**
A slightly early Christmas party!
**[00:51] ---**
I'm in! I'm so in!
**[00:53] ---**
Then we can do it at my place,
if you want.
**[00:55] ---**
- What? You sure?
- Yes.
**[00:57] ---**
Yay! We're gonna party at Manager's place!
What should I wear?
**[01:01] ---**
I'll be going as a reindeer.
**[01:03] ---**
*Ever since my abusive boss
damaged my spirit and my health,*
**[01:08] ---**
*this'll be my first Christmas!*
**[02:42] ---**
EPISODE 12
BE BACK SOON...!?
**[02:42] ---**
Momose, thanks for going
shopping with me.
**[02:46] ---**
It would've been tough, buying a huge gift
like this on my own. I owe you one.
**[02:50] ---**
No problem. I got to buy something
for Hakutou too, so it was fun.
**[02:57] ---**
*When was the last time
I bought a Christmas gift?*
**[03:03] ---**
*Wait.*
**[03:05] ---**
*Actually, have I even celebrated Christmas
in the last few years?*
**[03:11] ---**
*Let's see... Let's see...*
**[03:15] ---**
*All I can remember is being harassed
by my drunk ex-boss at the parties.*
**[03:21] ---**
How long did you believe
in Santa Claus, Momose?
**[03:25] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[03:29] ---**
Momose, are you telling me...
**[03:32] ---**
*He knows that I'm depressed now because
I remembered my ex-boss!*
**[03:37] ---**
*He's gonna be exasperated with me!*
**[03:39] ---**
...that you still believe in Santa Claus?
**[03:39] ---**
SORRY
**[03:44] ---**
There is! A Santa Claus...
**[03:46] ---**
Uh, thank you very much!
**[03:49] ---**
What are you going to ask Santa
to bring you? As a gift?
**[03:52] ---**
Huh? Um... Peach tea?
**[03:55] ---**
Sounds good.
You like that tea, don't you?
**[04:01] ---**
*There's no such thing as Santa Claus.*
**[04:03] ---**
*Only little babies believe in Santa Claus!*
**[04:07] ---**
*Listen to me! Good little boys and girls
put up stockings, and go to bed early!*
**[04:14] ---**
*I'm all grown up now!*
**[04:18] ---**
This is good, right here.
**[04:20] ---**
I'll hide it until Christmas Eve.
**[04:22] ---**
Bet you can't wait to give it to Hakutou!
**[04:31] ---**
I can't wait for the Christmas party!
**[04:34] ---**
What should we do about the food?
**[04:37] ---**
I'll make it.
**[04:39] ---**
I'll help!
**[04:41] ---**
I'll make something, too.
**[04:43] ---**
HONEY-FLAVORED
**[04:43] ---**
I'm going to smother honey
all over a cake!
**[04:45] ---**
Wow, please don't.
**[04:51] ---**
Hey. The yellow bird...
**[04:53] ---**
He's here today, too.
**[04:54] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:58] ---**
I hope you find a good place
during today's viewing.
**[05:03] ---**
Yes. Me, too.
**[05:10] ---**
The place I'm showing you today
is a little bit far from the city.
**[05:16] ---**
But it's spacious! New!
And quiet! Yes!
**[05:20] ---**
It says it's ten minutes
from the station. Seems convenient.
**[05:23] ---**
Oh. That's ten minutes by car.
**[05:25] ---**
And by the way, the one facility
within ten minutes' walking distance is...
**[05:30] ---**
*Kumatte!*
**[05:31] ---**
Kumatteland!
**[05:33] ---**
So close!
**[05:33] ---**
KUMATTELAND
**[05:34] ---**
It's far from your office, but you'll get there
in no time on the special express.
**[05:38] ---**
The air's so clean.
**[05:40] ---**
And Kumattechan comes to the nearby
convenience store on his breaks!
**[05:44] ---**
I kinda want to see that.
**[05:48] ---**
Also, about the facilities here...
**[05:51] ---**
Yes?
**[05:54] ---**
The balcony's over here,
and your closet's over there.
**[06:01] ---**
Thank you for taking the time
to come all the way out here.
**[06:04] ---**
But I really do recommend that property,
so if you like it, please call me sooner than later!
**[06:23] ---**
I have a feeling we forgot something.
**[06:25] ---**
Sauce, sweet sake, check.
**[06:28] ---**
Vinegar, check.
**[06:30] ---**
Hey! Wine vinegar!
**[06:32] ---**
What? Wise visitor?
**[06:37] ---**
Oh, you said wine vinegar.
**[06:40] ---**
That was way off base.
**[06:44] ---**
Manager, thank you for coming
to the viewing with me today.
**[06:50] ---**
Sure. I had a good time, too.
**[06:53] ---**
Did you like that apartment, Momose?
**[06:57] ---**
Oh, uh...
**[07:00] ---**
*I've been dragging him all over the place.
I really need to make up my mind.*
**[07:05] ---**
Y-Yes! I liked it a lot.
**[07:10] ---**
I see.
**[07:14] ---**
KUMATTELAND
**[07:15] ---**
*If I start living there...*
**[07:17] ---**
*No more stopping by the supermarket
on our way home.*
**[07:21] ---**
*No more eating
Manager's delicious cooking.*
**[07:24] ---**
*No more seeing Hakutou's face every day.*
**[07:27] ---**
*No more heading
to the convenience store at night.*
**[07:30] ---**
*No more bird-watching
in the morning together.*
**[07:34] ---**
*That'll be the end of it all.*
**[07:38] ---**
*Suddenly, it's really starting to sink in.*
**[07:41] ---**
We won't even see each other on the train
anymore, since we'll be taking different lines.
**[07:51] ---**
*No more commuting together, even...*
**[07:56] ---**
M-Manager, I...
**[07:59] ---**
You know what...
**[08:01] ---**
You know what, I'm gonna
go get some wine vinegar!
**[08:09] ---**
I'm home.
**[08:23] ---**
DEAR MOMOSE
**[08:23] ---**
A letter?
**[08:28] ---**
DEAR MOMOSE,
JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE SAVED UP ENOUGH
MONEY TO MOVE, IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU
HAVE TO BE IN A RUSH TO FIND A NEW PLACE.
**[08:28] ---**
YOU CAN STAY HERE
AS LONG AS YOU LIKE
**[08:28] ---**
RENT CAN BE PAID
IN MILLET DUMPLINGS
**[08:34] ---**
Not only is this cute, it's so kind!
**[08:37] ---**
SHIROSAKI
MOMOSE
**[08:41] ---**
Welcome!
**[08:43] ---**
It's Santa Kumattechan
and Chief Reindeer.
**[08:46] ---**
I'm Kinjo the Tree! Merry Christmas!
**[08:50] ---**
Welcome. Merry Christmas!
**[08:52] ---**
Manager has his bangs down,
and he's wearing casual clothes!
**[08:56] ---**
Th-That's how he looks everyday.
**[08:59] ---**
You've one-upped me, Momose!
**[09:02] ---**
Shirosaki, I bought some champagne
and a Santa hat for you.
**[09:05] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[09:07] ---**
Hey, that's right!
**[09:08] ---**
Here's a Santa hat for you, too.
**[09:12] ---**
Yay!
**[09:13] ---**
And this is for Hakutou.
**[09:18] ---**
Hey.
**[09:19] ---**
There you are! Hakutou, you're adorable!
**[09:23] ---**
*Hey, look at all the people here.*
**[09:26] ---**
So fluffy!
**[09:27] ---**
- Long time no see, Hakutou!
- Please look at me!
**[09:31] ---**
KICK KICK KICK
**[09:34] ---**
Now, then...
**[09:35] ---**
Cheers!
**[09:38] ---**
You cooked all this, Manager?
**[09:40] ---**
Well, I had help from Momose.
**[09:43] ---**
No, no, I didn't do anything.
**[09:46] ---**
Hot pot's the main dish?
**[09:48] ---**
Yes.
**[09:51] ---**
Kiritanpo hot pot, Christmas version.
**[09:56] ---**
I'm just going to dig in now!
**[09:58] ---**
I think I'll join you.
**[09:59] ---**
Then me, too!
**[10:05] ---**
Delicious!
**[10:08] ---**
Gotta say,
I'm beyond jealous of you, Momose!
**[10:11] ---**
The flavor...
**[10:12] ---**
I know nobody wants to come
to a party at my house.
**[10:16] ---**
I'd love to go to a party
at your place next time, Chief.
**[10:19] ---**
Shirosaki! Love you!
**[10:21] ---**
Chief, no jumping the gun!
**[10:25] ---**
Okay guys, what we've
all been waiting for...
**[10:28] ---**
Let's exchange gifts!
**[10:33] ---**
All right.
**[10:36] ---**
Three, two...
**[10:39] ---**
Let's start with the gift
that Chief picked!
**[10:42] ---**
Oh, that one's from me.
**[10:44] ---**
It's so orthodox,
I'm not sure if you'll like it.
**[10:47] ---**
No worries! Chief's already crying,
and he hasn't even opened it yet.
**[10:52] ---**
Well, here I am, divorced and lonely,
**[10:56] ---**
and I've been invited to this party,
and I'm even getting a gift.
**[10:59] ---**
I'm just so choked up right now.
**[11:04] ---**
Not only that, but it's a handkerchief!
**[11:06] ---**
It's like you predicted that I'd be in tears!
**[11:09] ---**
Amazing work, Momose.
**[11:13] ---**
Next! Open your gift, Manager!
**[11:16] ---**
This present happens to be from...
**[11:19] ---**
Me!
**[11:20] ---**
Clothes?
**[11:23] ---**
FLUFFY
**[11:24] ---**
Fluffy, casual clothes!
**[11:28] ---**
It's fluffy and comfortable.
**[11:31] ---**
I feel like I've turned into Hakutou.
Thanks, Kinjo.
**[11:34] ---**
*My owner's grown some fur, too!*
**[11:37] ---**
Next! Open your gift, Momose!
**[11:40] ---**
Who's this present from?
**[11:42] ---**
Me. It's a hand-knit scarf.
**[11:45] ---**
Wow! It looks like something
you see in the shops!
**[11:47] ---**
So jeal...
**[11:52] ---**
I made it way too long.
**[11:53] ---**
That's crazy long!
**[11:55] ---**
I'll fix it by Christmas.
**[11:57] ---**
Why not wear it together on your commute?
**[12:00] ---**
Thank you so much!
I'll always treasure it!
**[12:04] ---**
Last but not least, I'm opening mine.
**[12:10] ---**
Could it be Kumattechan merch?
**[12:17] ---**
An expensive business card holder?
**[12:19] ---**
Yes.
**[12:19] ---**
I'm actually thrilled about this!
**[12:21] ---**
Are you sure I can have it?
**[12:23] ---**
Yes.
**[12:24] ---**
Yay! Thanks!
**[12:26] ---**
Since it was from you, Chief, I thought it
would be Kumattechan merch or something weird.
**[12:30] ---**
There's one more gift inside.
**[12:36] ---**
You're right. A giant ribbon?
**[12:45] ---**
Your present is yours truly!
**[12:48] ---**
Wow. Where should I hang you?
**[12:51] ---**
Who knew that would be the punch line?
**[13:00] ---**
- Single bells...
- I'll clean up.
**[13:08] ---**
By the way, Momose, did you go
to that viewing yesterday?
**[13:12] ---**
How was it?
**[13:13] ---**
Yeah, it was a really nice place,
but I haven't contacted them yet.
**[13:17] ---**
What? You'd better hurry,
or someone else might take it.
**[13:20] ---**
You're right.
**[13:27] ---**
Hey, but I get it.
**[13:29] ---**
I can tell that you're having a blast
living with Manager and Hakutou.
**[13:33] ---**
Moving out would be sad, huh?
**[13:38] ---**
Hey! We'll miss the last train!
**[13:42] ---**
Chief! Let's head home!
**[13:45] ---**
No, we're all gonna live here together.
**[13:49] ---**
What? We can just get together
again another time!
**[13:52] ---**
Right, Momose?
**[13:54] ---**
Yeah!
**[13:55] ---**
All right!
**[13:56] ---**
Chief! Come on, let's go!
**[14:12] ---**
*He's right. Even if I move
somewhere far away,*
**[14:16] ---**
*we can always get together
like we did tonight.*
**[14:19] ---**
*And most of all...*
**[14:26] ---**
*Just because it would make me sad,*
**[14:28] ---**
*that doesn't give me the right to impose
on Manager's kindness forever.*
**[14:32] ---**
*After all, that day at the aquarium,
I made up my mind to become strong.*
**[14:38] ---**
*I'm going to move forward!*
**[14:41] ---**
KICHIJOJI REALTY
**[14:49] ---**
The yellow bird...
**[14:55] ---**
KICHIJOJI REALTY
**[14:59] ---**
Yes. I can move in right away.
**[15:04] ---**
I'll go and sign the contract tomorrow.
**[15:05] ---**
Right. Right. Thank you very much.
**[15:09] ---**
Please go ahead
and make the arrangements.
**[15:12] ---**
Yes! Thank you for all your help!
**[15:23] ---**
Manager and Hakutou.
Good morning!
**[15:27] ---**
Morning.
**[15:33] ---**
You've decided on a place?
**[15:35] ---**
Uh, yes.
**[15:37] ---**
I'm sorry that I made the decision
without consulting you.
**[15:41] ---**
I-Is that all right with you?
**[15:44] ---**
Sure. If it's somewhere you'll be happy
to live, it'll make me happy, too.
**[15:49] ---**
Manager.
**[15:53] ---**
It's empty.
**[15:58] ---**
Thank you so much
for your kind words.
**[16:02] ---**
So you're signing the contract tomorrow?
**[16:05] ---**
Yes. I'm thinking of going after work.
**[16:08] ---**
I see. You be careful, okay?
**[16:13] ---**
*After that, time seemed to go by so fast.*
**[16:15] ---**
KICHIJOJI REALTY
**[16:18] ---**
Congratulations on closing the deal!
**[16:21] ---**
Moving on Christmas Day, how lovely!
**[16:38] ---**
*And then, before I knew it,
it was the day before I'd be moving out.*
**[16:46] ---**
Can I pack this in the moving box?
**[16:48] ---**
That belongs to you, Manager.
**[16:53] ---**
Hey, Hakutou.
**[16:55] ---**
Wait, why is he holding my sock so tight?
**[16:58] ---**
Huh? I thought you'd left it there so
you could put his presents inside.
**[17:05] ---**
Hey, that's right. The cat tower.
**[17:09] ---**
My present's not going to fit
inside that sock, huh?
**[17:12] ---**
Let's put it together!
**[17:27] ---**
*And that's how we spent
our last night living as roommates.*
**[17:37] ---**
Are you sure you don't need help
at your new place?
**[17:40] ---**
Oh, I'm sure.
I don't have a lot of stuff.
**[17:46] ---**
Hakutou. Thank you for being my buddy!
**[17:50] ---**
*I love you! And while I'm at it,
I love my owner, too!*
**[17:53] ---**
Hey, I love you, too.
**[17:59] ---**
All right. I really appreciate
everything that you did for me.
**[18:03] ---**
I had so much fun every...
**[18:15] ---**
Here. Peach tea.
Santa asked me to give it to you.
**[18:20] ---**
Manager.
**[18:23] ---**
Thank you so much
for letting me live here!
**[18:27] ---**
I-I'll be going now!
**[18:31] ---**
Oh, hey. Would it be all right
if I left saying "Be back soon"?
**[18:36] ---**
That way, it won't be quite as sad.
**[18:39] ---**
*Hey, what am I saying?
Calm down!*
**[18:43] ---**
Then, "See you soon"
is what I should say, right?
**[18:47] ---**
*I'm making him worry about me!*
**[18:49] ---**
*How childish is that? So embarrassing.*
**[18:51] ---**
All right, then, I'll...
**[18:55] ---**
Be back soon...!?
**[18:59] ---**
What?
**[18:59] ---**
GRAB
**[19:02] ---**
M-Manager? Are you feeling sick?
**[19:10] ---**
Oh, is there something on my leg, then?
**[19:19] ---**
Could this mean...
**[19:21] ---**
A-Are you sad?
**[19:23] ---**
No, of course you're not, right?
I'm sorry! So sorry!
**[19:23] ---**
PANIC
PANIC
**[19:28] ---**
I want to support your decision
now that you're moving forward.
**[19:34] ---**
That's why I made up my mind
not to do anything to hold you back, Momose.
**[19:40] ---**
And yet, at the very end...
**[19:44] ---**
Here I am, totally
holding you back. Physically.
**[19:51] ---**
Still, I mean it when I say
that I want to support your decision.
**[19:56] ---**
Manager...
**[20:02] ---**
Sorry I did such a childish thing.
**[20:04] ---**
N-No, no, you don't need
to apologize at all.
**[20:08] ---**
Can I start over and see you off again?
**[20:10] ---**
What? Uh, yes!
**[20:14] ---**
Momose.
**[20:15] ---**
Yes!
**[20:19] ---**
No matter where you are, Momose...
**[20:23] ---**
I'll always be watching over you.
**[20:28] ---**
See you soon.
**[20:35] ---**
Be back soon.
**[20:38] ---**
If you cry so hard, you won't
be able to get on the train.
**[20:43] ---**
Train? What was that?
**[20:46] ---**
A big vehicle.
**[20:49] ---**
Uh, that's not what I meant.
I'm not taking the train.
**[20:55] ---**
Then how are you getting there? By bus?
**[20:57] ---**
No, on foot.
**[20:59] ---**
If you walk to that apartment...
**[21:00] ---**
Kumatte!
**[21:03] ---**
...it'll take at least six hours.
**[21:07] ---**
Manager, I thought you'd overheard
my phone call on the balcony?
**[21:11] ---**
Huh? Just the part where you said,
"I'll go sign the contract tomorrow."
**[21:15] ---**
Oh, I see!
**[21:18] ---**
The thing is, Manager...
**[21:21] ---**
It's true that I'd made up mind that day
to take the place near Kumatteland.
**[21:26] ---**
But just then, that yellow bird showed up,
and as I was watching it...
**[21:32] ---**
I saw someone moving out
of the apartment in the next building.
**[21:38] ---**
*Hello? This is Kichi...*
**[21:39] ---**
The apartment next to where I'm living now!
Is there a listing for it?
**[21:42] ---**
*What?*
**[21:44] ---**
*Yes, there is! It just came up!*
**[21:47] ---**
And the rent?
**[21:47] ---**
*Within your budget!*
**[21:58] ---**
And so you see,
**[22:00] ---**
we're gonna be neighbors!
**[22:03] ---**
Manager!
**[22:10] ---**
*Give me back my tears!*
**[22:12] ---**
Then let's be good neighbors.
**[22:14] ---**
All right!
**[22:31] ---**
STORE TAG
**[23:01] ---**
STOMACH A
FOR STOMACH PAIN
**[23:02] ---**
*Guess I don't need this anymore.*
**[23:35] ---**
MY NEW BOSS IS GOOFY