# Season 1
# E1 - It's a little cracked!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4MX9K/its-a-little-cracked)
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***SIGN*** STOMACH A PRESCRIPTION
KENTARO MOMOSE
1 PER DAY FOR 7 DAYS
**[00:02] ---**
*My abusive boss gave me mental stress
and an ulcer, so I switched jobs.*
**[00:17] ---**
*This is my first day of work.*
**[00:24] ---**
*What if my new boss
is another abusive person?*
**[00:30] ---**
This is Kentaro Momose,
who's starting here today.
**[00:35] ---**
I hope you all work well together.
***SIGN*** KENTARO MOMOSE (AGE 26)
**[00:37] ---**
I'm looking forward to working here!
**[00:41] ---**
Shirosaki, look after him, will you?
**[00:46] ---**
*So this is my new boss?*
***SIGN*** YUSEI SHIROSAKI (AGE 34)
**[00:51] ---**
My name is Shirosaki. Nice to meet you.
**[00:54] ---**
R-Right! My name is Momose.
**[00:56] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[00:58] ---**
All right, I'll leave you to it.
**[01:01] ---**
So he's working under Manager Shirosaki?
**[01:04] ---**
- Mr. Shirosaki, huh?
- Wow.
**[01:09] ---**
What's wrong?
**[01:10] ---**
I-It's nothing!
**[01:13] ---**
All right, let's go and get you
introduced to everyone.
**[01:16] ---**
Uh, right!
**[01:27] ---**
*I can't read his expression at all.*
**[01:30] ---**
*If he turns out to be another abusive boss...*
**[01:34] ---**
*This is bad. Stomach pains again...*
**[01:42] ---**
I'm so sorry.
**[01:46] ---**
*I have to get back on my feet.*
**[01:49] ---**
*I might get kicked...*
**[01:57] ---**
*He left without me.*
**[02:00] ---**
*I can't move.*
**[02:02] ---**
*Let me just call him and apologize!*
**[02:05] ---**
*Wait, I don't have his contact info yet!*
**[02:09] ---**
*What am I going to do? I was being
so careful not to disrespect him.*
**[02:16] ---**
*Will I be ordered to grovel again?*
**[02:19] ---**
*Oh, wait, that was my old boss.*
**[02:22] ---**
*But the way things are shaping up,
this boss could...*
**[02:25] ---**
*It hurts.*
**[02:32] ---**
You've got a bellyache, right?
**[02:35] ---**
I got you some medicine.
**[02:37] ---**
*Uh-oh. I'm about to cry.*
**[02:41] ---**
Thank you so much.
**[02:43] ---**
*Though it's my stomach, not my belly.
But any medicine would work on...*
***SIGN*** FOR PMS
AND HEADACHES
**[02:48] ---**
*Menstrual pain?! This is the one thing
that probably won't work.*
**[02:52] ---**
Sorry.
**[02:53] ---**
You sank to your knees
all of a sudden, so I panicked.
**[02:57] ---**
I ended up buying what I always got
when my ex-girlfriend had a tummy ache.
***SIGN*** BLUSH
**[03:04] ---**
Oh, uh, sorry!
**[03:06] ---**
Don't get me wrong.
You were being cute, and...
**[03:09] ---**
*Whoa, calling my boss cute is rude, too!*
**[03:13] ---**
Um, do you think we could
exchange contact information?
***SIGN*** CHANGED THE SUBJECT
**[03:17] ---**
Oh, right, forgot about that.
**[03:21] ---**
Wait, how do you do it again?
**[03:24] ---**
Oh, what's your screen like now?
**[03:27] ---**
Huh? The screen?
**[03:31] ---**
It's a little cracked.
**[03:32] ---**
A little cracked?
**[03:35] ---**
*My new boss turned out to be goofy.*
**[05:12] ---**
*My abusive boss gave me mental stress
and an ulcer, so I switched jobs.*
***SIGN*** EPISODE 01 IT'S A LITTLE CRACKED!!
**[05:16] ---**
*What am I going to do?
I don't get how to do this.*
**[05:21] ---**
*If I asked my previous boss something,*
**[05:23] ---**
*he wouldn't answer, and instead, he'd blow up
and hurl a mouse or pen stand at me.*
**[05:27] ---**
What's the matter?
**[05:29] ---**
Nothing.
**[05:30] ---**
*But in my new boss's case...*
**[05:33] ---**
Oh, this is pretty tricky, isn't it?
**[05:36] ---**
*While saying that, he'd click on my hand,
thinking it was the mouse.*
**[05:40] ---**
Hey! Mr. Shirosaki's harassing him!
**[05:44] ---**
Whoa! Sorry!
**[05:48] ---**
Momose? Sorry about that.
**[05:51] ---**
You must've been creeped out,
having an old guy squeeze your hand.
**[05:54] ---**
I'll buy you lunch to make up for it.
**[05:56] ---**
No, you don't have to do that.
**[05:59] ---**
You were so nice about showing me
without throwing anything...
**[06:02] ---**
I feel like I should be treating you.
**[06:05] ---**
Then treat me to a popsicle.
**[06:11] ---**
Your old boss...
**[06:13] ---**
He would throw things at you?
**[06:14] ---**
What? Uh, well...
**[06:17] ---**
*Oh, man. I accidentally called attention
to my history of being bullied.*
**[06:21] ---**
*What am I, needy or something?*
**[06:24] ---**
*But to be honest,
I think I'd like to tell him about it.*
**[06:29] ---**
*Actually, no way!*
**[06:31] ---**
*He'll find out how fragile
my mental state and stomach still are,*
**[06:34] ---**
*and despise me
for being a pain in the butt!*
**[06:37] ---**
*I don't want to be hated by my boss again.*
**[06:40] ---**
*Ugh, no sooner did I say that,
my mental state took a dive.*
**[06:44] ---**
*I need something soothing.*
**[06:47] ---**
I wish I could watch cat videos.
**[06:49] ---**
Cats?
**[06:51] ---**
*I said that out loud!*
**[06:53] ---**
So you like cats, huh? So do I.
**[06:56] ---**
Oh, look.
Speak of the devil, there he is.
**[06:59] ---**
Mr. Kurono?
**[07:00] ---**
Huh? Who's that?
**[07:02] ---**
My old boss.
**[07:04] ---**
No, there's a cat.
**[07:07] ---**
I'll go tame him for you.
**[07:09] ---**
Let this adorable cat soothe you,
so you could enjoy your lunch.
**[07:13] ---**
Kitty, Kitty. I'm not scary, I promise.
**[07:16] ---**
Hey, you.
You're a gentle, good little cat.
**[07:24] ---**
Sorry.
**[07:26] ---**
It was a tree.
**[07:28] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[07:29] ---**
I'm not laughing.
**[07:31] ---**
*My boss is so cute, it's therapeutic.*
***SIGN*** PORK CUTLETS FUKUYA
***SIGN*** GONNA DIE...
**[07:39] ---**
I got lemon juice in both eyes.
**[07:41] ---**
Manager!
**[07:44] ---**
*Both his eyes and the lid are closed!*
**[07:47] ---**
Let me!
**[07:48] ---**
Excuse me.
**[07:53] ---**
Now just...
**[07:54] ---**
*If I tell him to go pachi-pachi,
I just know he's going to applaud.*
***SIGN*** TOO GOOFY TO BE TRUE
**[08:00] ---**
Could you please go bat-bat?
**[08:03] ---**
*That was the least scariest abuse
of power in the world.*
**[08:09] ---**
Which should I get?
**[08:13] ---**
I'll have this Karigari-kun.
**[08:15] ---**
I-Is that right?
**[08:18] ---**
*My goodness.*
**[08:19] ---**
*My new boss is goofy.*
**[08:21] ---**
Yes?
**[08:22] ---**
These documents...
**[08:24] ---**
*He's the type who twirls around so hard,
he actually comes full circle.*
**[08:28] ---**
*But he's won tons of ad proposal contests,*
**[08:31] ---**
*and he's always winning
in-house awards.*
**[08:34] ---**
About this item, instead of the conversion rate,
you should show the number of page views.
**[08:38] ---**
*He's super competent.*
**[08:41] ---**
I went all the way around again.
**[08:44] ---**
*This difference is so...*
**[08:46] ---**
*Now I just have to aggregate the data.*
**[08:48] ---**
*I'll have to do OT.*
**[08:49] ---**
Momose, I got my work done early,
so I've already tallied it all up.
**[08:55] ---**
Sorry for the handwritten memo.
**[08:57] ---**
Thank you very mu...
***SIGN*** Potatoes
Onions
Carrots
Shirataki
Green beans
Pork (boneless ribs)
**[08:59] ---**
- What's this?
- Oh, sorry!
**[09:02] ---**
It's this one.
**[09:04] ---**
*Meat and potato stew for dinner tonight?*
**[09:09] ---**
*Thanks to my boss, I'm leaving
on time for the first time ever.*
**[09:13] ---**
Lots of student at this time of day.
**[09:16] ---**
You're right.
**[09:17] ---**
It brings back memories
of my school days.
**[09:20] ---**
That's true.
**[09:21] ---**
It makes me want to meet up
with my classmates.
**[09:24] ---**
I wonder how old everyone is now?
**[09:30] ---**
*I hope they're the same age as him.*
**[09:37] ---**
*This guy's wearing
the same cologne as my old boss.*
**[09:41] ---**
*The smell is bringing back memories of hell.*
**[09:46] ---**
Momose, you're crushing me.
**[09:49] ---**
Sorry! That cologne...
**[09:51] ---**
Cologne?
**[09:53] ---**
*The guy next to me will hear us.*
**[09:56] ---**
Uh, actually...
**[09:57] ---**
I was wondering what you've got on.
It, uh, smells really nice.
**[10:04] ---**
FurPur.
**[10:05] ---**
*Fabric softener!*
**[10:07] ---**
*Your FurPur is so soothing.*
**[10:12] ---**
*My old boss's cologne is horrible.*
**[10:14] ---**
*Oh, no. Now I want to bury my face
in my boss's shirt.*
**[10:18] ---**
*But that would be beyond weird.*
**[10:22] ---**
Manager, I'll be getting off at the next stop.
**[10:24] ---**
What? But it's two stops before.
**[10:26] ---**
I thought I'd get some exercise by walking.
**[10:29] ---**
Very admirable.
**[10:33] ---**
If you'll excuse me...
**[10:38] ---**
Momose!
**[10:43] ---**
*I was able to leave work on time,
but I feel awful.*
**[10:47] ---**
*I think I'll buy some FurPur
on my way home.*
***SIGN*** MANAGER SHIROSAKI
**[10:52] ---**
Yes? This is Momose.
**[10:54] ---**
*Hello? Where are you?*
**[10:56] ---**
What?
**[10:57] ---**
You seemed a little down, so I thought
I'd ask you to go for a drink.
**[11:02] ---**
*I got off at that station, too.*
**[11:04] ---**
*But while I was wondering if you'd rather
not be invited for drinks with your boss,*
**[11:09] ---**
*I got stuck in the doors
and lost sight of you.*
**[11:13] ---**
*I totally feel better now, but...*
**[11:16] ---**
I'd like to go!
**[11:17] ---**
*Glad to hear it.*
**[11:19] ---**
Then let's meet up at a bar around here.
**[11:22] ---**
Do you know a good place?
**[11:23] ---**
Yes. Behind the shopping street...
**[11:26] ---**
Oh, should I meet you where you are?
**[11:29] ---**
No, this place may be unfamiliar,
but I've got my smartphone, so...
**[11:34] ---**
*I left my phone at the office.*
**[11:36] ---**
I think you're using it right now,
since you're talking to me.
**[11:41] ---**
*After that, my boss got unbelievably lost.*
**[11:45] ---**
Manager?
Do you know where you are right now?
**[11:49] ---**
*No, actually...*
**[11:51] ---**
What do you see in front of you?
**[11:53] ---**
Huh? A bright red sunset.
**[11:57] ---**
It's really pretty.
***SIGN*** SHIBUYA STATION
**[12:01] ---**
*My abusive boss gave me mental stress
and an ulcer, so I switched jobs.*
**[12:06] ---**
*A person has entered the tracks up ahead,
so we'll be doing a safety check.*
**[12:11] ---**
*Please wait until we can depart.*
**[12:14] ---**
*I'll have to write a written apology.*
**[12:17] ---**
I'm very sorry that I was late!
**[12:20] ---**
The train got held up, right?
I just got here, too.
**[12:24] ---**
Please take this.
**[12:29] ---**
*Manager Shirosaki, I would like
to deeply apologize for being late today.*
**[12:34] ---**
*I should've left the house earlier
just in case the train would stop working.*
**[12:39] ---**
I'll get back to work now.
**[12:41] ---**
Oh, sure.
**[12:46] ---**
*He sure looked surprised.
Was it the way I wrote it?*
**[12:49] ---**
Morning. Not everyone's here yet, right?
**[12:52] ---**
Good morning, Chief.
**[12:54] ---**
*Company... written apologies...*
**[12:56] ---**
*Oh, workplace harassment
comes up in the predictions.*
***SIGN*** COMPANY WRITTEN APOLOGIES
COMPANY WRITTEN APOLOGIES HOW TO WRITE
COMPANY WRITTEN APOLOGIES WORKPLACE HARASSMENT
COMPANY WRITTEN APOLOGIES ENVELOPES
COMPANY WRITTEN APOLOGIES EXAMPLES
**[13:00] ---**
*Could it be that...*
**[13:02] ---**
*there are companies where
you don't write written apologies?*
**[13:05] ---**
Good morning!
**[13:12] ---**
Momose?
**[13:13] ---**
Yes?
**[13:14] ---**
About that letter you just gave me...
**[13:16] ---**
*He thought it was a letter!*
**[13:17] ---**
I wrote you a reply.
**[13:19] ---**
*He gave me a reply! Are we pen pals?*
***SIGN*** MOMOSE COMMUTING VIA A PEACH TRAIN
**[13:23] ---**
*Dear Momose, No one can predict when
a train will be late. Don't worry about it.*
**[13:29] ---**
*Not only that, but it's crazy adorable!*
**[13:32] ---**
Uh, thank you very much!
**[13:41] ---**
Shirosaki, your latest proposal
was excellent again.
**[13:45] ---**
Thank you very much, Chief Aoyama.
**[13:47] ---**
Sorry, did the firecracker scare you?
***SIGN*** MITSUO AOYAMA (AGE 39)
**[13:50] ---**
I thought if I set if off when a proposal
went through, it would boost motivation.
**[13:55] ---**
It did go up. That's a wonderful idea.
**[13:59] ---**
All right, then,
can we have a meeting about it?
**[14:02] ---**
Of course!
**[14:06] ---**
Come to think of it, I've never once
had a proposal go through.
**[14:11] ---**
Is that right?
**[14:15] ---**
Well, I did have some
torn up right in front of my eyes.
**[14:19] ---**
But there's no need to tear them up.
**[14:21] ---**
That's awful, you know.
**[14:23] ---**
Oh, sorry to get all gloomy.
**[14:26] ---**
But I'm too scared to submit a proposal.
***SIGN*** A FEW DAYS LATER
**[14:30] ---**
Do you have a minute?
**[14:31] ---**
Yes.
**[14:32] ---**
We've received a request
for an ad from an aquarium.
**[14:35] ---**
Momose, why don't you try
making a proposal?
**[14:40] ---**
The first proposal that I got approved
was for an aquarium.
**[14:44] ---**
What?
**[14:45] ---**
When I was a new hire, my proposals
never seemed to go through.
**[14:49] ---**
So when they gave me the aquarium job,
I really panicked.
**[14:54] ---**
I would stop by the aquarium every day
after work, hoping I'd get some good ideas.
**[15:02] ---**
Then the Section Chief,
who couldn't just watch anymore...
**[15:05] ---**
*You don't have to panic.
If you like, you can consult me any time.*
**[15:10] ---**
*So don't struggle with this all by yourself.
It'll be okay.*
**[15:13] ---**
*But if you start to flounder,
just let me know.*
**[15:17] ---**
I was so touched
by the Section Chief's thoughtfulness.
**[15:21] ---**
A little too touched, because I misread
the last line of the email.
***SIGN*** I FOUND A FLOUNDER.
**[15:30] ---**
I sent him a photo of a flounder.
**[15:33] ---**
I jumped to conclusions and thought
he was a flounder-lover.
***SIGN*** IF YOU START TO FLOUNDER, LET ME KNOW
IF YOU SEE A FLOUNDER, LET ME KNOW
**[15:37] ---**
Flounder-lover?
**[15:40] ---**
Well, anyway, what I'm trying to say is...
**[15:43] ---**
I used to be like that back then,
so even if you mess up, it'll be okay, too.
**[15:49] ---**
Just relax and write that proposal.
**[15:52] ---**
*His ears are bright red.*
**[15:54] ---**
*My manager told me
that embarrassing story for my sake.*
**[16:00] ---**
Manager, I'm going to do my best!
**[16:02] ---**
If there's anything you need help with,
ask me anytime.
**[16:06] ---**
Good luck.
**[16:08] ---**
Let me jot down some tips
for writing proposals.
**[16:13] ---**
Manager!
**[16:17] ---**
Let's start by researching the location!
**[16:20] ---**
I'll be in charge of this project.
My name is Momose.
**[16:22] ---**
I'm Umino from Public Relations.
**[16:25] ---**
Please come this way.
**[16:45] ---**
*An ad project for an aquarium this big?
I wonder if I can handle it.*
**[16:54] ---**
You really think a proposal like this
could get approved?
**[16:57] ---**
An ad that's flashier, more flamboyant,
impactful, and will grab everyone's attention.
**[17:01] ---**
Don't you have something like that?
***SIGN*** HOW TO GET YOUR PROPOSAL APPROVED
PROJECT PROPOSAL
HOW TO PUT TOGETHER A PROPOSAL
HOW TO WRITE A PROPOSAL
**[17:10] ---**
*Come on, he entrusted this job to you.*
**[17:13] ---**
*Write a sure-fire proposal!*
**[17:17] ---**
*A flashy kind of ad...*
**[17:20] ---**
*That will grab everyone's attention...*
**[17:22] ---**
*A mind-blowing idea...*
***SIGN*** 1. IMPLEMENTING DIGITAL MARKETING
**[17:32] ---**
This proposal's got to be flashier...
***SIGN*** MOMOTARO SHOPPING DISTRICT
**[17:42] ---**
Eggs are on sale today!
**[17:43] ---**
I've got some fresh, fertilized eggs, too!
**[17:47] ---**
Fertilized eggs.
**[17:48] ---**
What?
**[17:49] ---**
When I was in high school, my mother
had seen a program about eggs on TV.
**[17:54] ---**
And out of the blue...
**[17:56] ---**
I'm heading out now.
**[17:57] ---**
Yu, can you get some fertilized eggs
on your way home?
**[18:00] ---**
*Wired LAN? Cable?*
**[18:04] ---**
How many meters?
**[18:07] ---**
What kind of eggs do you have in mind?
A dinosaur's?
**[18:10] ---**
I just remembered that she said that.
**[18:13] ---**
Dinosaur eggs...
**[18:16] ---**
Speaking of dinosaur eggs, when I was a kid,
I thought that gas tanks were dinosaur eggs.
**[18:23] ---**
They're going to eat me!
**[18:25] ---**
So every time I saw a gas tank,
I'd burst out sobbing, I hear.
**[18:28] ---**
*So cute!*
**[18:30] ---**
Sorry to share such a strange memory.
**[18:32] ---**
Oh, no, please!
**[18:35] ---**
While I'm at it, can I tell you
one more thing about myself?
**[18:38] ---**
Oh, sure.
***SIGN*** MOMOTARO-DO
JAPANESE SWEETS
NO. 1 IN JAPAN
**[18:40] ---**
That Momotaro there is a display model
that I proposed years ago.
**[18:45] ---**
What? You did this?
***SIGN*** PLEASE RUB MY HEAD.
IF YOU DO, MOMOTARO'S SONG WILL PLAY
**[18:47] ---**
I took us through this shopping district
because I wanted to show you this.
**[18:52] ---**
It's not anything flashy, but...
**[18:54] ---**
But it's really cute.
**[18:58] ---**
You really seemed to be struggling
with your proposal.
**[19:03] ---**
Please rub my head.
**[19:05] ---**
What?
**[19:07] ---**
What's this, all of a sudden?
**[19:09] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** PLEASE RUB MY HEAD.
**[19:13] ---**
Whoa! You were reading
Momotaro's speech bubble?
**[19:16] ---**
Sorry.
**[19:18] ---**
Is that you, Mr. Shirosaki?
**[19:21] ---**
It's been a while.
**[19:23] ---**
Thanks to you, everyone's
always rubbing our Momotaro's head.
**[19:27] ---**
I'm so glad to hear it.
**[19:29] ---**
No, really, thank you so much.
**[19:35] ---**
*Because everyone's always...*
**[19:38] ---**
I see.
**[19:41] ---**
*It doesn't matter how flashy it is outwardly.*
**[19:44] ---**
*The important thing...*
**[19:47] ---**
*is to make sure that it's beloved by everyone,
and that it can heal people in its tiny way.*
***SIGN*** PROJECT PROPOSAL
**[20:49] ---**
It was really good. You pass.
**[20:55] ---**
It's all thanks to you!
Thank you very much.
**[20:59] ---**
No, it was your talent, Momose.
**[21:04] ---**
*Shirosaki, you've become such a fine boss.*
**[21:08] ---**
*Your Section Chief was quite moved!*
**[21:12] ---**
*Also, Shirosaki,
I've kept quiet for ten years,*
***SIGN*** I SAW A FLOUNDER
**[21:16] ---**
*but that photo you sent me
wasn't a flounder, but a flatfish.*
**[21:22] ---**
I'd like to give you something to celebrate
your proposal going through.
**[21:25] ---**
What do you want?
**[21:26] ---**
*That's what my boss asked me, so...*
**[21:28] ---**
In that case...
**[21:30] ---**
*That sketch he drew for me
the other day was cute,*
**[21:33] ---**
*so when I asked him to draw a version of him
exterminating the demons,*
**[21:36] ---**
*for some reason he gave me a drawing
of him airing out a futon.*
**[21:40] ---**
Huh? A futon?
**[21:41] ---**
You wanted him
exterminating fleas, right?
**[21:43] ---**
Flea extermination!
**[21:45] ---**
*My new boss is goofy, after all.*
**[23:25] ---**
Sorry. I nearly stepped on a dandelion.
**[23:28] ---**
Dandelion?
**[23:31] ---**
When I stepped around it, I tripped.
**[23:33] ---**
It sure is cute.
# E2 - Should I carry you piggyback?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUE513X/should-i-carry-you-piggyback)
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**[00:02] ---**
*My abusive boss damaged my spirit
and my health, so I changed jobs.*
**[00:13] ---**
Oh, Manager. Good morning.
**[00:16] ---**
Good morning.
**[00:18] ---**
The cicadas
are really loud today, aren't they?
**[00:22] ---**
Th-There's a cicada on your shoulder.
**[00:33] ---**
Here, you go like this.
**[00:35] ---**
Right.
**[00:38] ---**
Is there anything that wasn't clear
about my explanation?
**[00:40] ---**
I'm fine. That was really clear.
**[00:44] ---**
I'm glad.
**[00:45] ---**
You're the first person who ever
showed me the ropes like this, Boss.
**[00:49] ---**
I really appreciate it!
**[00:52] ---**
Your old boss didn't show you what to do?
**[00:56] ---**
*I shouldn't have said that.*
**[00:59] ---**
Uh, well...
**[01:02] ---**
*Now I've made the vibe all gloomy.*
**[01:06] ---**
Well, let's take a break for now.
**[01:09] ---**
*Hey, there's an eraser stuck to his arm.*
**[01:13] ---**
*It fell.*
**[01:19] ---**
Sorry. I thought it was a cicada.
**[01:22] ---**
SIGH
**[01:22] ---**
*My boss is perched on my shoulder.*
**[01:25] ---**
It was an eraser.
**[01:28] ---**
*My new boss is goofy.*
**[03:01] ---**
SEMINAR FOR ADVERTISING AGENCIES
WEB AD POLICIES
DIGITAL MARKETING WORKSHOP
**[03:03] ---**
EPISODE 02
SHOULD I CARRY YOU PIGGYBACK?
**[03:04] ---**
Boss? About this seminar...
**[03:07] ---**
Cicada...
**[03:09] ---**
SEMINAR FOR ADVERTISING AGENCIES
WEB AD POLICIES
DIGITAL MARKETING WORKSHOP
**[03:10] ---**
Oh, a seminar?
**[03:11] ---**
You really don't like cicadas, do you?
**[03:14] ---**
Well, when I was a kid,
I found a dead cicada on the street.
**[03:24] ---**
Mr. Cicada?
**[03:34] ---**
I almost died, I was so stunned.
**[03:36] ---**
*I feel bad for you,
but that's adorable.*
**[03:38] ---**
Shirosaki, you're also scared of other things
like monsters, right?
**[03:42] ---**
*Monsters.*
**[03:43] ---**
Yes. As a child,
I was abducted by a namahage.
**[03:47] ---**
*Any sniveling kids around?*
**[03:52] ---**
Ever since then, the unknown
has made me uncomfortable.
**[03:55] ---**
HELP ME! HELP ME PWEASE!
**[03:56] ---**
*I feel bad for you,
but that's adorable!*
**[04:05] ---**
Yes, you did a good job.
Thanks, Momose.
**[04:09] ---**
It's all because you explained it
so well to me.
**[04:12] ---**
No, it's because you're competent.
**[04:15] ---**
In fact, when PR asked me for competent employees
to feature in the company newsletter,
**[04:19] ---**
I recommended you, Momose.
**[04:22] ---**
You didn't want me to?
Sorry I didn't ask you first.
**[04:27] ---**
No, no, I'm thrilled!
**[04:29] ---**
Glad to hear it.
**[04:31] ---**
Oh, and they want to put
your photo up, too, if possible.
**[04:35] ---**
Well, as long as a photo
of a guy like me is okay.
**[04:38] ---**
All right, then.
**[04:40] ---**
Say cheese.
**[04:44] ---**
One more.
Let's get a close-up of your face.
**[04:48] ---**
All right. I'll send this to Public Relations.
**[04:55] ---**
PHOTO OF MOMOSE 1
PHOTO OF MOMOSE 2
**[05:00] ---**
I clicked on the wrong thing
and made it my wallpaper.
**[05:04] ---**
CRACKING UP
**[05:05] ---**
CLICK CLICK
**[05:06] ---**
- Mr. Shirosaki, thanks for all your help!
- How do I disable this?
**[05:08] ---**
About the company newsletter...
**[05:11] ---**
Hey, your wallpaper!
Why is it Mr. Momose?
**[05:12] ---**
BLUSH
**[05:14] ---**
I guess Mr. Momose is so competent,
you have to have him as your wallpaper!
**[05:17] ---**
I'm using that for the headline!
**[05:22] ---**
*Still, I wonder...*
**[05:23] ---**
THE NEXT DAY
**[05:24] ---**
*My boss is so good at his job,
so how can he be this goofy?*
**[05:25] ---**
COMPETENT EMPLOYEE - KENTARO MOMOSE
**[05:25] ---**
RECOMMENDED BY
PLANNING & SALES MANAGER,
YUSEI SHIROSAKI
**[05:25] ---**
SUCH A COMPETENT SUBORDINATE
THAT I HAVE TO MAKE HIM MY WALLPAPER
**[05:37] ---**
Momose?
**[05:39] ---**
Our new project is an ad
for an amusement park this time.
**[05:43] ---**
I want you to go through the materials.
**[05:45] ---**
Tomorrow we'll go scout
the location together.
**[05:48] ---**
Okay!
**[05:50] ---**
*First an aquarium,
now an amusement park, huh?*
**[05:53] ---**
We have a lot of accounts
in the amusement industry. Good luck!
**[05:57] ---**
Oh, and one more thing.
**[06:00] ---**
They'll be inspecting the fire alarms today,
**[06:03] ---**
so the bells will be going off,
but don't mind them, all right?
**[06:04] ---**
FIRE ALARM INSPECTION
**[06:05] ---**
Right.
**[06:06] ---**
Shirosaki? About this project...
**[06:08] ---**
Yes?
**[06:13] ---**
*Fire alarms.*
**[06:16] ---**
*That reminds me of that fire alarm incident
at my old workplace.*
**[06:21] ---**
Fire!
**[06:27] ---**
Outta my way, idiot!
**[06:34] ---**
STOMACH A
**[06:38] ---**
*Luckily, it was just a small fire, but...*
**[06:42] ---**
*Hey, forget about the past
and focus on your work!*
**[06:57] ---**
*My stomach's starting to hurt again.*
**[06:59] ---**
*I hate myself for not being able to let go
when all I want to do is forget!*
**[07:03] ---**
*What the heck should I do?*
**[07:10] ---**
Fire! We're leaving!
**[07:15] ---**
Wh-What's the matter?
Are you so scared you can't stand?
**[07:19] ---**
Should I carry you piggyback?
**[07:22] ---**
U-Um....
**[07:24] ---**
RELEASE
**[07:26] ---**
It's an inspection. Sorry.
**[07:26] ---**
I'M THE ONE WHO SAID IT WAS AN INSPECTION, RIGHT?
**[07:31] ---**
CRACKING UP
**[07:33] ---**
I'm really sorry.
**[07:34] ---**
BLUSH
**[07:37] ---**
*If a fire breaks out,
I'm going to risk my life to protect him.*
**[07:41] ---**
FLUFF
**[07:41] ---**
*Thanks to my boss's
kindness and impact,*
**[07:43] ---**
*the trauma of that fire incident
vanished without a trace.*
**[08:04] ---**
*Two office workers
at an amusement park.*
**[08:08] ---**
*Sore thumb, much?*
**[08:09] ---**
It may be a weekday, but it's summer break
for everyone, so it's pretty crowded.
**[08:13] ---**
I'm so sorry! Thank you for waiting!
**[08:16] ---**
Thank you for your time today.
**[08:19] ---**
My name is Momose.
I look forward to working with you.
**[08:21] ---**
Likewise, I'm looking forward
to working with you, too.
**[08:24] ---**
The ad that Mr. Shirosaki and his team
created for us last time was a huge hit!
**[08:28] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[08:29] ---**
We hope to live up
to your expectations this time, too.
**[08:33] ---**
We've done some upgrading
here and there since then.
**[08:35] ---**
Yes, I noticed.
**[08:37] ---**
Would you mind if we started off
by taking a look around the park?
**[08:40] ---**
Momose and I
will tour the grounds on our own.
**[08:46] ---**
I haven't been to an amusement park
since I was a kid.
**[08:49] ---**
To create an effective ad, I think it's important
to actually enjoy the attractions yourself.
**[08:55] ---**
Let's go, Momose.
**[09:02] ---**
*Who would've thought that I'd end up
on a merry-go-round with my boss?*
**[09:13] ---**
There's a huge line over there.
**[09:15] ---**
Would you like to line up?
**[09:17] ---**
Let's do it. Sometimes you can gain insights
through personal experience.
**[09:51] ---**
Thank you!
**[09:54] ---**
Momose, let's move on to the next one.
**[09:56] ---**
Okay!
**[10:00] ---**
Manager!
**[10:19] ---**
We've covered
a lot of ground, haven't we?
**[10:21] ---**
*It feels like we just came here
to hang out.*
**[10:25] ---**
*Oh, wow. Look at all those notes he took
while having a blast on the rides.*
**[10:35] ---**
Are you all right, Momose? Use this.
**[10:37] ---**
BAND AID
**[10:38] ---**
Uh, no. It's ketchup.
**[10:46] ---**
So cute!
**[10:49] ---**
Yes, he sure is cute.
**[10:52] ---**
Uh, I think he means
the stuffed animal, not me.
**[10:58] ---**
His parents aren't around?
**[10:59] ---**
Where are your mommy and daddy?
**[11:01] ---**
They went off somewhere.
**[11:04] ---**
Seems like he's a lost child.
**[11:05] ---**
I'll take him over
to the Lost Children Facility.
**[11:08] ---**
I'll come with you.
**[11:10] ---**
No, this boy's parents
might come looking for him,
**[11:14] ---**
so I want you to wait here, Momose.
**[11:16] ---**
You can have this,
so let's go look for your parents.
**[11:26] ---**
Is he going to be all right?
**[11:29] ---**
Excuse me, this is a lost child.
**[11:31] ---**
Thank you so much.
**[11:34] ---**
You'll be okay now.
**[11:36] ---**
And what's your name?
**[11:37] ---**
Yusei Shirosaki.
**[11:43] ---**
- He's still not back.
*- We have a lost child here.*
**[11:46] ---**
*The name of the lost child
is Yusei Shirosaki.*
**[11:49] ---**
*If you know him,
please come to the Lost Child Facility.*
**[11:52] ---**
Manager...
**[11:58] ---**
Manager!
**[12:00] ---**
Momose.
**[12:07] ---**
Thank goodness
they found that kid's parents.
**[12:10] ---**
All right, let's get back to work.
**[12:12] ---**
This is the last one.
**[12:14] ---**
HAUNTED HOUSE
**[12:26] ---**
HAUNTED HOUSE
**[12:28] ---**
This is the biggest attraction of the park.
**[12:31] ---**
The upgraded Haunted House.
**[12:33] ---**
Momose.
**[12:35] ---**
If you don't like scary things,
you can wait out here.
**[12:39] ---**
No, I'm totally fine!
**[12:40] ---**
NOTHING'S SCARIER
THAN AN ABUSIVE BOSS
**[12:42] ---**
Actually, what about you?
This isn't really your thing, right?
**[12:46] ---**
I'll be fine
because it's all make-believe.
**[12:49] ---**
They're not real monsters.
**[12:56] ---**
It sure is dark in here.
**[13:05] ---**
*What? Is he my girlfriend?*
**[13:09] ---**
Sorry, couldn't help it.
**[13:12] ---**
Maybe we shouldn't go in after all?
**[13:15] ---**
No, I want to experience it so that
we can create a good ad that rings true.
**[13:21] ---**
*To do your job well, you have to confront
what you're afraid of, too.*
**[13:26] ---**
That's really helpful!
**[13:27] ---**
I'm okay now. Follow me.
**[13:30] ---**
*How cool is that?*
**[13:32] ---**
WALL
**[13:32] ---**
BAM
**[13:32] ---**
ISN'T LOOKING FORWARD AT ALL
**[13:33] ---**
Manager?
**[13:36] ---**
Uh, if you'd like,
you can grab onto my sleeve or my arm.
**[13:40] ---**
No, I don't want it to turn into
sexual harassment, so I'll pass.
**[13:43] ---**
Oh, hey, no.
**[13:46] ---**
All right, let's go.
**[13:56] ---**
SQUEEZE
**[14:01] ---**
Thank you for all your... hard work...
**[14:03] ---**
We're back.
**[14:05] ---**
What? Huh?
**[14:08] ---**
*I-I can see that we'll be getting
an ad that will convey how scary it is!*
**[14:25] ---**
I hope all is well over there.
This is Shirosaki.
**[14:28] ---**
*We just finished our tour and meeting.*
**[14:29] ---**
*Momose and I will be heading home now.*
**[14:31] ---**
All right. Good job, both of you.
**[14:37] ---**
1 NEW NOTIFICATION
**[14:43] ---**
10 YEARS AGO
**[14:43] ---**
Listen up, Shirosaki.
**[14:43] ---**
KITTY CAT LAND
**[14:48] ---**
By being serious about using and experiencing
what you're going to advertise,
**[14:52] ---**
you can create a good ad that rings true.
**[14:55] ---**
Oh, want some popcorn?
**[15:04] ---**
*Shirosaki, you've grown to become
a good boss, I see.*
**[15:21] ---**
Sorry.
**[15:22] ---**
*Due to a power outage in part of the city,
we've made an emergency stop.*
**[15:22] ---**
I-It's okay.
**[15:26] ---**
*We're truly sorry for the inconvenience
when we know you're in a hurry,*
**[15:28] ---**
- Oh, no.
- They say the traffic lights are out, too.
**[15:30] ---**
*but please stand by until power is restored.*
**[15:32] ---**
What? That sounds bad.
**[15:35] ---**
Look how dark it is outside.
**[15:37] ---**
Manager, are you okay with the dark?
**[15:40] ---**
Yes, since there's all these people
around us.
**[15:44] ---**
But still, you can really see the stars
when it's dark, even in Tokyo.
**[15:50] ---**
Oh, you're right.
**[15:51] ---**
It reminds me of Akita.
**[15:53] ---**
That's right, you did say
that you were from Akita.
**[15:56] ---**
Uh-huh. Y'all reckonin'
about your hometown, too?
**[15:59] ---**
REMINDED SO MUCH OF AKITA
THAT HIS ACCENT KICKS IN
**[16:02] ---**
On your résumé, you put down
Hokkaido, I think?
**[16:05] ---**
Yes, this makes me think about Hokkaido.
**[16:08] ---**
But more than that, it brings back memories
of the day I decided to switch jobs.
**[16:14] ---**
At the time, I was a little stressed
about my workplace.
**[16:23] ---**
My stomach hurts.
**[16:25] ---**
I want to quit my job.
**[16:27] ---**
But I'm too scared
to tell them that I want to quit.
**[16:31] ---**
*Then one day...*
**[16:38] ---**
*I went to the office, only to find it closed.*
**[16:40] ---**
*Apparently, because there was a typhoon coming
that day, they'd hastily closed the office.*
**[16:45] ---**
*I told you, but you weren't listening!*
**[16:48] ---**
*You never told me.*
**[16:54] ---**
*Even though I got out of going to work,
I'm not feeling any better.*
**[17:03] ---**
*When I happened to look up at the sky,*
**[17:07] ---**
*I saw a pitch-black billboard.*
**[17:13] ---**
Is that an ad for my mental state?
**[17:16] ---**
*But when I looked closer,
there was a single ray of light.*
**[17:19] ---**
WHEN YOU FIND A SINGLE RAY OF LIGHT
THE DARKNESS TURNS INTO
A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT SKY (WORLD)
YOU'RE SURE TO FIND YOUR LIGHT (STAR)
PLANETARIUM TOKYO
**[17:21] ---**
*Turns out, it was an ad
for the planetarium.*
**[17:26] ---**
*I want to find my light.*
**[17:28] ---**
*I've had enough of darkness.*
**[17:31] ---**
*That ad had resonated with me,*
**[17:34] ---**
*so I headed right over to the planetarium.*
**[17:36] ---**
*The trains might stop running.*
**[17:38] ---**
*Well, who cares?*
**[17:40] ---**
*Seeing that starry sky reminded me
of the night sky in Hokkaido,*
**[17:43] ---**
*and that I'd come to Tokyo because I wanted
to create ads that touched people's hearts.*
**[17:50] ---**
*Since the abuse was consuming
all of my energy,*
**[17:52] ---**
*I'd totally lost sight of that.*
**[17:56] ---**
YOU'RE SURE TO FIND YOUR LIGHT (STAR)
PLANETARIUM TOKYO
**[17:56] ---**
*I want to make an ad like that.*
**[17:59] ---**
*I want to work at the company
that creates ads like that.*
**[18:03] ---**
LETTER OF RESIGNATION
**[18:03] ---**
*That hope transformed into the courage
to speak up, and tell them I was quitting.*
**[18:09] ---**
*After that, I searched high and low
for the company behind that ad.*
**[18:16] ---**
And that's the company
that I switched jobs to.
**[18:22] ---**
I am who I am now because of that ad.
**[18:26] ---**
Wait, I just talked your ear off. Sorry!
**[18:29] ---**
I guess I'm worked up
because of the darkness.
**[18:33] ---**
I told this same story
during my job interview.
**[18:35] ---**
- I know.
- What?
**[18:37] ---**
I was one of your interviewers.
**[18:40] ---**
I-I'm sorry! I was really nervous
during that interview.
**[18:44] ---**
So I don't remember
what any of you looked like.
**[18:51] ---**
BLURRY
**[18:54] ---**
W-Wait, were you the one who started
looking down halfway through?
**[18:58] ---**
Yeah. That was me.
**[19:03] ---**
My eyes had filled with tears,
so I couldn't look up.
**[19:08] ---**
Tears?
**[19:10] ---**
Because I was the one
who'd made that planetarium ad.
**[19:14] ---**
I was so happy.
**[19:21] ---**
Sorry. I couldn't seem to find
the right time to tell you.
**[19:29] ---**
*We will now resume service.*
**[19:31] ---**
*The train may swerve,
so please be careful.*
**[19:38] ---**
You made that ad?
**[19:46] ---**
By the way, after you left the room,
**[19:49] ---**
even though we hadn't decided
if you'd passed or not...
**[19:52] ---**
I want to be his trainer.
**[19:55] ---**
I volunteered.
**[20:03] ---**
Since you told me something
that made me happy,
**[20:06] ---**
I wanted to thank you
by taking good care of you.
**[20:11] ---**
Manager.
**[20:15] ---**
From day one, I was a mess,
getting the wrong medicine and all.
**[20:17] ---**
FOR PMS
AND HEADACHES
**[20:22] ---**
D-Don't say that! I felt better, actually.
**[20:27] ---**
Next stop, Nakano. Nakano.
**[20:36] ---**
All right, then. Good night.
**[20:40] ---**
Momose.
**[20:43] ---**
Thank you for switching
to our company.
**[20:50] ---**
See you tomorrow.
**[20:53] ---**
FREEZE
**[20:58] ---**
I tried to get off at the wrong station.
**[21:00] ---**
*I knew it!*
**[21:07] ---**
*Right. I'm finally starting to get it.*
**[21:12] ---**
*After spending all day with him today,*
**[21:14] ---**
*the reason my boss is so goofy is because
he's constantly thinking about the project.*
**[21:20] ---**
*And above all, because he's striving so hard
to be considerate for those around him.*
**[21:31] ---**
*There's no question that I'm the one
who should be thanking you.*
**[21:44] ---**
*Thank you for coming into my life!*
**[23:20] ---**
DURING A MEETING
**[23:24] ---**
*I'll toss that garbage for you.*
**[23:36] ---**
*I got to shake hands with him!*
# E3 - Paws, Paws, Paws…
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQJP0K/paws-paws-paws)
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**[00:01] ---**
*I'd had enough of my abusive owner,
so I ran away.*
**[00:04] ---**
PLEASE TAKE ME IN
**[00:12] ---**
It's an abandoned kitten, right?
**[00:15] ---**
Yes.
**[00:16] ---**
*I was not abandoned.
I abandoned my owner.*
**[00:21] ---**
Aww! He's playing with my tie!
**[00:25] ---**
ADORABLE
**[00:25] ---**
CAT-LOVERS
**[00:28] ---**
OH!
**[00:33] ---**
*He's hissing at Manager!*
**[00:36] ---**
Why's the little kitty acting like this?
**[00:39] ---**
- It always happens.
- What?
**[00:41] ---**
I don't know why,
but cats always hiss at me.
**[00:46] ---**
That's why even though I want a cat,
I've never had one.
**[00:49] ---**
Not even one?
**[00:52] ---**
His fur is all ragged.
**[00:53] ---**
And he's thin. I think
we should take him to the vet's.
**[00:57] ---**
*Whoa! Stay away from me!*
**[01:02] ---**
Oh! Are you all right, Manager?
**[01:05] ---**
Paw.
**[01:06] ---**
Paw?
**[01:08] ---**
His paw touched me.
**[01:10] ---**
It was so soft.
**[01:12] ---**
Well, I'm happy for you!
**[01:17] ---**
Hey! Little kitty, you can't scratch
your nails on Manager's briefcase!
**[01:23] ---**
*Oh, so I can't scratch
my nails on that, either?*
**[01:27] ---**
*Just like the sofa.*
**[01:29] ---**
SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH
**[01:30] ---**
*That time, I got into big trouble
with my owner.*
**[01:38] ---**
*And she said, "I hate you!"*
**[01:43] ---**
*And she abandoned me.*
**[01:46] ---**
*Wait, I wasn't abandoned!*
**[01:48] ---**
*I'm the one who abandoned her!*
**[01:50] ---**
*He's going to hit me!*
**[01:53] ---**
That's a good kitty.
**[01:58] ---**
I'm guessing that
**[02:00] ---**
you wanted to scratch your nails on something
so you wouldn't hurt anyone, right?
**[02:08] ---**
*I only scratched my nails*
**[02:09] ---**
*on that sofa because I loved my owner
and didn't want to hurt her!*
**[02:13] ---**
*But she ended up hating me!*
**[02:23] ---**
HE'S ATTACHED TO YOU?
**[02:23] ---**
The little kitty seems
to have gotten attached to you.
**[02:26] ---**
*I-I am not attached!*
**[02:28] ---**
Manager, it looks like
you can keep this kitty!
**[02:32] ---**
MEOW?!
**[02:36] ---**
Paws, paws, paws...
**[02:39] ---**
Huh? He's not attached to you?
**[02:41] ---**
I think he's going easy on me.
**[02:45] ---**
All right. Let's go
to the veterinary hospital, then.
**[04:18] ---**
FLUFFY VETERINARY HOSPITAL
**[04:19] ---**
EPISODE 03 PAWS, PAWS, PAWS...
**[04:23] ---**
Hey, what's wrong?
**[04:26] ---**
*Next, please.*
**[04:30] ---**
I wonder why cats always hiss at me.
**[04:33] ---**
If kitties could talk, it would be great
to hear the reason.
**[04:38] ---**
*His eyes are cat-like,
but he's got a human body.*
**[04:41] ---**
*I thought he was a monster cat.*
**[04:44] ---**
To be honest, I really do love cats,
**[04:47] ---**
so when they hiss at me, it depresses me
for at least three days.
**[04:47] ---**
HISS!
**[04:47] ---**
SAD
**[04:51] ---**
So I'm a little wary of approaching cats.
**[04:54] ---**
And for the last few years, I couldn't
go near the cats that I've found.
**[05:00] ---**
But this one
seems to have gotten attached to me.
**[05:02] ---**
So I think we can live together.
**[05:06] ---**
*I-It's not like I'm attached to you.*
**[05:09] ---**
*If he's afraid to get near cats, then...*
**[05:13] ---**
*I'll go tame him for you.*
**[05:15] ---**
*He mustered his courage
to approach one for me that day.*
**[05:19] ---**
*Now I'm even more moved!*
**[05:21] ---**
*Even if it was a tree!*
**[05:23] ---**
Wait, do you want to take in
that cat, by any chance?
**[05:27] ---**
Enough to cry over it?
**[05:28] ---**
Uh, no, I just got
some dust in my eye.
**[05:31] ---**
Pets aren't allowed
in my building anyway.
**[05:35] ---**
FLUFFY VETERINARY HOSPITAL
**[05:41] ---**
There's a home improvement store
nearby that's still open.
**[05:45] ---**
Looks like we can get
cat food and bedding there, too.
**[05:52] ---**
All right, then,
I'll be waiting here with the kitty.
**[05:54] ---**
Okay. I'll be right back.
**[05:56] ---**
PET SUPPLY CORNER
**[05:57] ---**
Let's see.
**[06:00] ---**
Oh, it's over there.
**[06:02] ---**
YUMMY CAT FOOD
**[06:07] ---**
That will be 6,290 yen, please.
**[06:11] ---**
*All right. I got the stuff.*
**[06:13] ---**
*Let's hurry and get back to the kitten.*
**[06:15] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[06:17] ---**
Thank you.
**[06:17] ---**
Wait. Excuse me, sir! Your purchases!
**[06:22] ---**
Will Manager be back soon?
What do you say, kitty?
**[06:26] ---**
*I-It's not like I'm waiting for him.*
**[06:32] ---**
Come to think of it,
what should I name him?
**[06:34] ---**
A name? That's a tough one, isn't it?
**[06:38] ---**
*I don't need a name.
You're only going to abandon me again.*
**[06:43] ---**
I'll be getting out right here.
**[06:47] ---**
Thanks for coming with me.
**[06:48] ---**
All right, then, if you'll excuse me.
**[06:50] ---**
See you, kitty!
**[07:31] ---**
I'll be heading off to work.
You won't be lonely, will you?
**[07:35] ---**
*As if I'd be lonely!
Just get going already!*
**[07:38] ---**
I'll come home as soon as I can.
**[07:48] ---**
Hey, it's Manager.
**[07:49] ---**
Good morning!
**[07:51] ---**
Good morning.
**[07:55] ---**
You bought one for me, too.
Thank you so much!
**[07:58] ---**
It's fine. Coffee from specialty shops
taste better, doesn't it?
**[08:03] ---**
So how's the little kitty doing?
**[08:05] ---**
He's fine. I want to give him
a name as soon as possible.
**[08:09] ---**
You're having a tough time, huh?
**[08:09] ---**
SHIROKICHI SHIRONOSUKE
SHIROTARO SHIROSUKE
SHIRO SHIROU
SHIROJIRO
SHIROHIKO
**[08:11] ---**
Yes. I can't seem to decide.
**[08:14] ---**
Well, names are important.
**[08:17] ---**
*He's putting so much effort
into thinking up a name for his cat.*
**[08:20] ---**
*To be able to work under
such a kind-hearted manager...*
**[08:25] ---**
Momose, should we go now?
**[08:27] ---**
Uh, right!
**[08:32] ---**
I'm home.
**[08:37] ---**
*Did Momose really want
to take in this cat, after all?*
**[08:41] ---**
*Enough to cry over it?*
**[08:43] ---**
GLOOMY GLOOMY
**[08:43] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[08:46] ---**
*That's a lot of steam.*
**[08:53] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[08:55] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[08:58] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[09:01] ---**
*That's a long bath.*
**[09:04] ---**
*He's like a boiled octopus.*
**[09:15] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[09:17] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[09:18] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[09:20] ---**
*I want to see the kitty!*
**[09:31] ---**
Momose?
**[09:33] ---**
Good morning.
**[09:34] ---**
Manager. Good morning.
**[09:39] ---**
I'm giving you a key to my place.
**[09:43] ---**
Come over anytime.
**[09:50] ---**
Morning!
**[09:51] ---**
They've rescheduled today's meeting.
**[09:54] ---**
Did you hear what happened
this morning in the train?
**[09:57] ---**
You mean between Manager Shirosaki
and Momose, right?
**[09:59] ---**
Someone in Accounting said she saw it.
**[10:01] ---**
Yes, that!
**[10:03] ---**
*Later on, the hot topic at the office was how
Manager had proposed to me that morning.*
**[10:18] ---**
Morning.
**[10:32] ---**
Sorry. I'll play with you
when I get home, okay?
**[10:38] ---**
Today's Sunday, huh?
**[10:40] ---**
*My new owner is goofy.*
**[10:46] ---**
*My old owner was never home
on Sundays, either.*
**[10:50] ---**
*But this owner's home.*
**[10:53] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[10:55] ---**
Let's play as soon as I'm done
hanging these.
**[10:57] ---**
*Huh! Not like I'm waiting or anything.*
**[11:00] ---**
I dropped some laundry.
**[11:03] ---**
I'm going to go pick it up.
**[11:07] ---**
Why are you hanging onto me?
**[11:09] ---**
I'm coming right back, so don't be so...
**[11:14] ---**
All right. Now we can play a lot.
**[11:18] ---**
*I-It's not like I especially want to play.*
**[11:19] ---**
LEAP LEAP LEAP
**[11:24] ---**
Caressing massage.
**[11:25] ---**
*Not like I want you to caress me.*
**[11:29] ---**
All right, done!
**[11:31] ---**
A stuffed animal.
**[11:33] ---**
*Not like you have to make it for me.*
**[11:37] ---**
Even after scratching, the shortened part
of the cat's nails get sharper.
**[11:41] ---**
I didn't know that.
**[11:42] ---**
*What?*
**[11:45] ---**
I'll buy you some nail clippers
tomorrow, all right?
**[11:48] ---**
*I-It's not like I want them.*
**[11:57] ---**
You'll catch cold
sleeping with your belly exposed.
**[12:00] ---**
*I never catch colds.*
**[12:08] ---**
About the report on that amusement park
you scouted the other day...
**[12:11] ---**
I'd like you to include photos of the rides
that would show what kind of park it is.
**[12:17] ---**
What kind of rides were there?
**[12:19] ---**
Right. For example,
which would you pick, Momose?
**[12:25] ---**
*All photos of the kitty!*
**[12:28] ---**
Like the one that left
the greatest impression on you.
**[12:31] ---**
Impression...
**[12:33] ---**
Oh. This rollercoaster had
an incredible dead-drop, didn't it?
**[12:36] ---**
It packed a lot of punch, right?
**[12:38] ---**
And speaking of impressions,
this haunted house left one, too.
**[12:41] ---**
Yeah, how scary was that?
**[12:43] ---**
The scenery from the Ferris wheel
was also gorgeous.
**[12:45] ---**
Yes.
**[12:46] ---**
And who knew that the merry-go-round
had evolved so much?
**[12:47] ---**
ALONE
**[12:47] ---**
*Alone.*
**[12:50] ---**
Welcome!
**[12:52] ---**
Three guests!
Please find a seat in the back!
**[12:54] ---**
Manager, it seems like you and the kitty
have gotten really close.
**[12:58] ---**
The photos you showed me.
There were so many of the kitty!
**[13:02] ---**
Oh, have you decided on a name?
**[13:05] ---**
I still can't think of one.
**[13:07] ---**
Though I'd really like
to come up with one soon.
**[13:11] ---**
Why don't you name him after
one of his favorite foods or toys?
**[13:15] ---**
A toy, huh?
**[13:19] ---**
*H-He's deep in thought!*
**[13:22] ---**
Oh, uh, he doesn't
hiss at you anymore, right?
**[13:27] ---**
No. That hasn't happened to me
since that day.
**[13:31] ---**
Since that day?
**[13:32] ---**
You mean there were kitties
who didn't hiss at you?
**[13:35] ---**
Back when I was a kid.
**[13:38] ---**
Grandma! Grandma!
**[13:43] ---**
What's the matter, Yu?
**[13:45] ---**
Look what I found, Grandma!
A cat that doesn't hiss!
**[13:48] ---**
Dear boy, that's...
**[13:50] ---**
A tanuki.
**[13:51] ---**
Huh?
**[13:52] ---**
That's what I was told,
so I returned it to the mountains.
**[13:55] ---**
*He's been goofy since he was a child!*
**[13:57] ---**
Sure brings back memories.
**[13:59] ---**
When I was a kid,
I was always with my grandmother.
**[14:02] ---**
So you were a grandma's boy!
**[14:07] ---**
I learned a lot from my grandmother.
**[14:09] ---**
About nature, and wild animals...
**[14:13] ---**
Grandma, do I really have to send it back?
**[14:16] ---**
Animals who were born in the wild
should live in the wild.
**[14:24] ---**
Then let's give him a name.
**[14:26] ---**
That way, he might recognize you
if you ever meet again.
**[14:29] ---**
Okay.
**[14:32] ---**
About everyday life...
**[14:35] ---**
Look, I made you a tanuki!
**[14:38] ---**
It's cute!
**[14:40] ---**
I'm done, too.
**[14:42] ---**
Well, what a cute tanuki!
**[14:44] ---**
It's a cat.
**[14:46] ---**
And also about life.
**[14:49] ---**
What? Grandma,
you're going to die one day?
**[14:52] ---**
That's right. No matter how long I live,
I won't make it past 100.
**[14:58] ---**
Grandma, you're going to live to be 999!
**[15:02] ---**
What am I, a monster?
**[15:06] ---**
And one year ago,
that grandmother of mine...
**[15:11] ---**
O-One year ago?
**[15:15] ---**
*Today I'm going to show you
how to make kiritanpo!*
**[15:18] ---**
GRANDMA'S BAG OF WISDOM CHANNEL
HOW TO MAKE KIRITANPO
100,000 VIEWS
**[15:19] ---**
She started posting videos to MyTube.
**[15:21] ---**
She's bursting with life!
**[15:23] ---**
*Instant follow!*
**[15:27] ---**
*Your bath will soon be ready.*
**[15:30] ---**
I'm going to go take a bath.
**[15:34] ---**
*Just go take it for all I care.*
**[15:37] ---**
I hear that cats worry about their owners
and follow them into the bath,
**[15:43] ---**
but I guess mine is an exception.
**[15:53] ---**
I forgot to plug it.
I'll just leave for now.
**[15:59] ---**
*Ba-bump.*
**[16:01] ---**
Cats love playing tag with their owners.
**[16:05] ---**
Want to play?
**[16:11] ---**
*I don't do that kind of thing.*
**[16:14] ---**
*But I guess if you insist.*
**[16:19] ---**
*I don't see him!*
**[16:23] ---**
*Did he storm off in a rage?*
**[16:26] ---**
*The truth is, I did want to play tag.*
**[16:28] ---**
*But I was embarrassed.*
**[16:30] ---**
*Come back!*
**[16:37] ---**
HIS SHIN HIT THE TABLE
**[16:37] ---**
I totally smashed my shin.
**[16:41] ---**
Little kitty, I'm heading out now.
**[16:45] ---**
I'll come home as soon as I can.
**[16:52] ---**
You're not lonely, are you?
**[16:53] ---**
*Of course I'm not lonely.
Hurry up and go.*
**[17:02] ---**
I'm off, then.
**[17:16] ---**
*It's my owner's warmth.*
**[17:19] ---**
I forgot my bag.
**[17:24] ---**
Adorable.
**[17:27] ---**
*My new owner is goofy.*
**[17:35] ---**
Good morning.
**[17:36] ---**
Good morning.
**[17:37] ---**
You're still struggling
over a name, I see.
**[17:41] ---**
SHIIRO
SHIROKICHI CHURURURU
WHITE
NEKOJARASHIRO
FUWATA
KEITO-MAN
**[17:42] ---**
*He's veering way off course.*
**[17:46] ---**
Cats sure are cute, aren't they?
**[17:48] ---**
Want me to help you
come up with one?
**[17:50] ---**
Yes. Thanks.
**[17:52] ---**
For starters, which one of these
do you think is the best, Momose?
**[17:56] ---**
O-One of those?
Um, let's see, maybe Fuwata?
**[17:56] ---**
Morning.
**[17:57] ---**
I heard good things
about your presentation yesterday.
**[18:01] ---**
*Dejected.*
**[18:01] ---**
DEJECTED
**[18:04] ---**
*No one has any interest in me.*
**[18:07] ---**
*Not my subordinates...*
**[18:15] ---**
*Not my ex-wife, who left me
right after I bought our house.*
**[18:20] ---**
I'm home.
**[18:21] ---**
*But that's okay. After all, I have...*
**[18:30] ---**
Good boy, Me.
**[18:32] ---**
*This is Kumatte, which I bought online
because I was so lonely post-divorce.*
**[18:38] ---**
Manager, do you have a minute?
**[18:40] ---**
Sure.
**[18:42] ---**
About this Fuzzy Zoo
limited time campaign...
**[18:46] ---**
FUZZY ZOO
LIMITED TIME CAMPAIGN
NOTICE
**[18:48] ---**
A tanuki...
**[18:51] ---**
Then let's give him a name.
**[18:53] ---**
That way, he might recognize you
if you ever meet again.
**[18:58] ---**
A name?
**[18:59] ---**
Because it's our tanuki, Yu.
How about Yu-ba?
**[19:05] ---**
Okay!
**[19:10] ---**
Yu-ba, take care of yourself!
**[19:19] ---**
The cat's name...
**[19:20] ---**
Since it was you and me
who found him...
**[19:24] ---**
SHIROSAKI MOMOSE
HAKUTOU
**[19:25] ---**
Hakutou!
**[19:26] ---**
Hakutou! I like it!
**[19:29] ---**
ACHOO
**[19:38] ---**
I'm home, Hakutou.
**[19:47] ---**
I've decided on a name for you.
**[19:51] ---**
Starting today, you're Hakutou.
**[20:02] ---**
TOUSLE TOUSLE
**[20:04] ---**
*I don't even want a name.*
**[20:07] ---**
I can see that you like it, huh, Hakutou?
**[20:10] ---**
*No, I don't like it!
Hakutou! Hakutou!*
**[20:11] ---**
HOORAY
**[20:20] ---**
Hakutou.
**[20:22] ---**
*I-It's not like I was planning
to lick your face.*
**[20:25] ---**
I'm going to try to make
lots of time for you.
**[20:30] ---**
So let's spend a lot of it together.
**[20:39] ---**
*These days, my owner
never comes home at all.*
**[20:45] ---**
*Maybe she thinks it's too much trouble
to play with me and my toys, or pet me?*
**[20:55] ---**
*Then she doesn't have to do any of that.*
**[21:03] ---**
*I just want to be with you.*
**[21:11] ---**
Hakutou.
**[21:18] ---**
Hakutou.
**[21:24] ---**
I want to make you happy.
**[21:28] ---**
*Of course I'm already happy.*
**[21:33] ---**
*You really are goofy.*
**[23:11] ---**
*Are you a moron?*
**[23:12] ---**
*That's part of your job, you idiot!*
**[23:16] ---**
I'm very sorry.
**[23:17] ---**
*Die! You goddamned idiot!*
**[23:19] ---**
*Don't come to the office anymore!*
**[23:19] ---**
*That's an abusive boss
he's talking to, for sure.*
**[23:22] ---**
*I don't know this guy, but I'm worried.*
**[23:25] ---**
- Momose...
- Yes?
**[23:27] ---**
...is his name.
He's new here, and...
**[23:29] ---**
*Hey, are you listening?
You useless jerk!*
**[23:32] ---**
*Can you not comprehend
what a person's saying to you?*
**[23:37] ---**
*What's up with these two?*
# E4 - Wanna live with me?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ1E2X/wanna-live-with-me)
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**[00:08] ---**
*I was sick of my abusive boss,
so I switched jobs.*
**[00:26] ---**
Hey!
**[00:28] ---**
We met the other day.
**[02:00] ---**
EPISODE 04 WANNA LIVE WITH ME?
**[02:01] ---**
*Are you a moron? Die*
**[02:04] ---**
*The guy next to me
is getting ripped a new one.*
**[02:08] ---**
I'm very sorry.
**[02:09] ---**
*Like apologizing would do any good!*
**[02:12] ---**
*That's definitely an abusive boss
he's talking to.*
**[02:15] ---**
*I don't know this guy, but I'm worried.*
**[02:18] ---**
- Momose...
- Yes?
**[02:19] ---**
...is his name.
He's new here, and...
**[02:21] ---**
*Manager's on the phone with a client.*
**[02:24] ---**
Right. That's "momo" from "Momotaro,"
and the "se" from "Setonaikai."
**[02:26] ---**
*Momotaro!*
**[02:28] ---**
*He's even jotting down Momotaro!*
**[02:30] ---**
We both look forward
to working with you.
**[02:32] ---**
Right. Goodbye.
**[02:38] ---**
Momose?
**[02:40] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[02:42] ---**
There's a thread on your shoulder,
so I thought I'd remove it.
**[02:44] ---**
I-I'm sorry!
**[02:47] ---**
I glanced at your notes,
so I thought I was going to get hit.
**[02:51] ---**
It was my reflexes.
**[02:54] ---**
*I get it.
Seriously, all bosses are alike.*
**[02:58] ---**
Oh, uh, I know that
you'd never do that, Manager.
**[03:02] ---**
I'm done with my sketch.
**[03:06] ---**
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
HAVE A MILLET DUMPLING AND CHEER UP OKAY!
**[03:07] ---**
That's you as Momotaro.
**[03:09] ---**
So cute!
**[03:12] ---**
I feel so much better!
**[03:14] ---**
*What kind of boss is that?*
**[03:16] ---**
*I wish he'd draw a Kintaro for me.*
**[03:19] ---**
*Hey, are you listening?
You useless jerk!*
**[03:21] ---**
*Can you not comprehend
what a person's saying to you?*
**[03:24] ---**
*Oh, man.
I want to use this as my wallpaper.*
**[03:28] ---**
M-Manager!
**[03:30] ---**
Would it be all right if I took a picture?
**[03:40] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[03:44] ---**
*So cute!*
**[03:45] ---**
*What the hell are you laughing—*
**[03:48] ---**
*I'm changing jobs.*
**[03:50] ---**
Excuse me.
**[03:52] ---**
Can I get your business card?
**[03:55] ---**
I'd like to work under you, too.
**[03:57] ---**
*He's hitting on my manager!*
**[04:02] ---**
Kinjo, I never thought
you'd really switch to our company.
**[04:06] ---**
I was envious of you for having such
a wonderful manager, so I gave it my best shot.
**[04:12] ---**
He even drew me a Kintaro
on the back of his business card.
**[04:16] ---**
COME WORK FOR US
KIN: OKAY!
**[04:17] ---**
Looking forward to working with you,
starting today!
**[04:21] ---**
This is Kinjo, who just got assigned
to our department today.
**[04:25] ---**
I'd like you all to look after him.
**[04:26] ---**
AIGO KINJO (AGE 24)
**[04:27] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[04:30] ---**
As for Kinjo's supervisor,
I'll take on that role.
**[04:33] ---**
*So this is my new boss?*
**[04:36] ---**
I'm Aoyama, your section chief.
I hope we'll work well together.
**[04:38] ---**
Chief Aoyama.
**[04:39] ---**
Chief Aoyama, his supervisor?
**[04:42] ---**
That won't be easy.
**[04:50] ---**
In this case, you can do this.
**[04:52] ---**
Oh, I get it now!
**[04:55] ---**
Kinjo, why don't you look at me,
instead of the manager?
**[04:59] ---**
Oh, sorry about that.
**[05:01] ---**
No one will look at me...
**[05:06] ---**
Since he got divorced recently,
Chief Aoyama's been lonely.
**[05:12] ---**
*The female employees told me
that he's needy and hard to deal with, but...*
**[05:18] ---**
I'll only have eyes for you
from now on, Chief.
**[05:20] ---**
Stare.
**[05:21] ---**
Hey, a mole!
**[05:24] ---**
*Compared to my abusive boss,
you're 500 million times easier to handle.*
**[05:29] ---**
All right, then, just add an illustration.
Some kind of cute animal.
**[05:33] ---**
Right!
**[05:39] ---**
I won't let you defeat me.
**[05:42] ---**
A cute animal...
**[05:44] ---**
How about a tanuki?
We had tanuki soba for lunch.
**[05:48] ---**
Tanuki...
**[05:52] ---**
Manager, take a look at this!
**[05:54] ---**
Tanukis! They're really cute!
**[05:57] ---**
Tanuki.
**[06:00] ---**
*He looked out the window!*
**[06:02] ---**
Shirosaki, there aren't any
in the heart of the city. No tanukis!
**[06:07] ---**
Also, this is the 36th floor.
**[06:10] ---**
It's no use. I don't think I can win!
**[06:13] ---**
*He's cuter than a tanuki.*
**[06:18] ---**
Why did you switch jobs, Momose-senpai?
**[06:22] ---**
Oh, I just started here recently myself,
so no need to call me "senpai," or use honorifics.
**[06:27] ---**
Yay! So Why did you switch jobs, Momose?
**[06:31] ---**
Well, that would be...
**[06:34] ---**
REMEMBERING WHY HE SWITCHED JOBS
**[06:35] ---**
*Oh, he's feeling hollow inside.*
**[06:38] ---**
*Maybe I shouldn't have asked him that.*
**[06:40] ---**
LET ME CHANGE THE SUBJECT
**[06:42] ---**
Come to think of it, my old boss
**[06:44] ---**
always used to call me
incessantly during my lunch break,
**[06:47] ---**
and I could never eat in peace,
**[06:50] ---**
so there were never any moments where
I could take a leisurely coffee break like this.
**[06:54] ---**
Not only that, but none of those calls
were in any way urgent, either.
**[06:59] ---**
But if I didn't answer,
I'd get like 85 missed calls.
**[07:03] ---**
Hey, sorry. Don't mind me.
**[07:06] ---**
*So Momose switched jobs because of
power harassment, too, huh?*
**[07:09] ---**
*I bet we can be good friends.*
**[07:10] ---**
*My boss used to fill up my call log, too.
I hear you.*
**[07:15] ---**
*I'm feeling hollow inside too.
We'll be hollow together.*
**[07:19] ---**
SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH
**[07:20] ---**
*But then...*
**[07:22] ---**
*He can't get his straw out!*
**[07:25] ---**
*How freakin' cute is that?*
**[07:27] ---**
*The manager healed me.*
**[07:31] ---**
Manager Shirosaki sure is a good guy.
And he's goofy.
**[07:35] ---**
Yeah. But when I think,
"What if he starts to hate me?"
**[07:39] ---**
I get all nervous, after all.
**[07:42] ---**
Let's ask Manager
to go drinking with us sometime.
**[07:45] ---**
If you get drunk,
you might not get nervous anymore.
**[07:48] ---**
Wait, haven't you ever gone
for a drink with him before?
**[07:52] ---**
Just once.
**[07:54] ---**
Back when I first started here.
**[08:03] ---**
I had a good time.
**[08:05] ---**
But since I was nervous,
I couldn't get drunk.
**[08:07] ---**
I mean, I've never gotten drunk
at a drinking party with my bosses before.
**[08:16] ---**
No one has any interest in me.
**[08:22] ---**
*I got divorced
right after I bought a house.*
**[08:26] ---**
*I worked my tail off to buy this house,
so that I could create a happy home.*
**[08:32] ---**
*As I had loans,
I started working even harder.*
**[08:36] ---**
*But then out of the blue, my wife...*
**[08:40] ---**
I've fallen in love with someone else.
**[08:43] ---**
It was so lonely being by myself
in this huge house.
**[08:48] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[08:52] ---**
*She said that, and left me.*
**[08:55] ---**
*And now there's just me in this huge house.*
**[08:59] ---**
*I was so lonely that I bought
tons of stuffed bears online.*
**[09:05] ---**
One big family.
**[09:07] ---**
KUMATTECHAN JUICE
HONEY-FLAVORED
**[09:07] ---**
*This bear is a character called Kumattechan.*
**[09:10] ---**
*New product! Kumattechan Juice!*
**[09:14] ---**
*I know nobody's
going to buy my juice, anyway.*
**[09:17] ---**
*He's a very needy bear.*
**[09:19] ---**
I'll go buy some tomorrow, okay?
**[09:21] ---**
Yay!
**[09:26] ---**
Momose! Morning!
**[09:27] ---**
Hey, Kinjo. Morning.
**[09:31] ---**
Where's Manager? You weren't
on the same train this morning?
**[09:35] ---**
He's going directly to see his client.
**[09:38] ---**
He just texted me now.
**[09:40] ---**
Why did he only text you? No fair!
**[09:43] ---**
I'm gonna reply now.
This signal takes forever.
**[09:46] ---**
GOOD MORNING. TODAY I'LL BE GOING DIRECTLY TO SEE A CLIENT WITHOUT SHOWING UP TO WORK FIRST.
GOOD MORNING. UNDERSTOOD.
**[09:47] ---**
Talk about stiff!
**[09:50] ---**
Isn't this how you should
communicate with your boss?
**[09:54] ---**
Well, I was the same way
with my old boss.
**[09:57] ---**
But I've been bombarding Manager
with emojis and stickers.
**[10:01] ---**
Stickers?
**[10:02] ---**
Sure. And he sends stickers back to me.
**[10:05] ---**
What? I've never
gotten a sticker from Manager.
**[10:10] ---**
I bet if you send him one,
he'll send one back.
**[10:12] ---**
*What is this, high school girl talk?*
**[10:15] ---**
Sending my boss a sticker.
That seems beyond me.
**[10:24] ---**
Here. Sent it off for you.
**[10:26] ---**
WITHOUT YOU, MANAGER...
I'M A LONELY PUP
**[10:31] ---**
FORGIVE ME-OW
**[10:32] ---**
Hey, he answered!
**[10:35] ---**
I got a sticker from my boss
for the first time in my life.
**[10:39] ---**
Huh? Another text.
**[10:40] ---**
I'LL GET TO THE OFFICE FROM THE RAINBOW
**[10:46] ---**
A fairytale arrival!
**[10:48] ---**
Whoops, typo.
**[10:49] ---**
*I'll get to the office at two.*
**[10:53] ---**
*I messed up the correction, too.*
**[10:54] ---**
I'LL GET TO THE OFFICE IN SOUP STOCK
**[10:56] ---**
SIMMER SIMMER
**[10:58] ---**
Manager's coming after some simmering!
**[11:02] ---**
Right. Now you can be more casual
when you text him.
**[11:06] ---**
Kinjo, you're so nice.
**[11:09] ---**
No one will ask me for my text ID.
**[11:13] ---**
Chief!
**[11:14] ---**
No one has any interest in me.
**[11:17] ---**
I want to know what your text ID is.
I also want to know your measurements!
**[11:25] ---**
*Looks like a fun workplace.*
**[11:26] ---**
*I'm so jealous.*
**[11:29] ---**
Chief, I'm done with my work for the day.
**[11:33] ---**
Is it all right if I leave on time?
**[11:35] ---**
Sure!
**[11:36] ---**
All right!
**[11:38] ---**
I'm going to get a haircut!
**[11:40] ---**
*I trimmed off an inch yesterday myself.*
**[11:43] ---**
*Not that anyone noticed.*
**[11:45] ---**
Ah, I don't know why,
but my head feels light today.
**[11:50] ---**
Huh? Where did they go?
**[11:53] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[11:55] ---**
I bought some computer glasses yesterday,
but I've already lost them.
**[11:59] ---**
They're on your forehead.
**[12:03] ---**
*That's how I'll get some attention
from my subordinates.*
**[12:06] ---**
*And while I'm at it, I can get them
to notice my haircut.*
**[12:10] ---**
Kinjo, have you seen my...
**[12:13] ---**
He's already gone.
**[12:15] ---**
*No one has any interest in me.*
**[12:19] ---**
Shirosaki, I like your glasses.
You look good in them.
**[12:23] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[12:25] ---**
Actually, about these glasses...
**[12:28] ---**
I copied the style of your glasses, Chief.
**[12:31] ---**
I thought that maybe it would help me
become competent like you.
**[12:35] ---**
Shirosaki, wanna live with me?
**[12:38] ---**
Uh, Chief?
**[12:39] ---**
KUMATTECHAN JUICE
HONEY-FLAVORED
**[12:40] ---**
I spotted this
at a convenience store just now.
**[12:43] ---**
If I'm not mistaken,
you're a fan of this bear, right?
**[12:46] ---**
Please have this.
**[12:47] ---**
Momose.
**[12:49] ---**
Wanna live with me?
**[12:52] ---**
Hey.
**[12:54] ---**
*I'm sorry I left without saying goodbye.*
**[12:57] ---**
*I was in a rush to get to the salon.*
**[13:00] ---**
*When I saw your haircut,
it really made me want to get one, too!*
**[13:05] ---**
*So he did notice that I'd gotten a haircut!*
**[13:07] ---**
WANNA LIVE WITH ME?
**[13:07] ---**
Wanna live with me?
**[13:08] ---**
NO THANKS, I'LL PASS LOL
**[13:09] ---**
*No thanks, I'll pass.*
**[13:10] ---**
BUT I'VE GOT 5 MILLION BUCKS
**[13:10] ---**
But I've got 5 million bucks!
**[13:13] ---**
I'LL LIVE WITH YOU
**[13:13] ---**
*I'll live with you!*
**[13:15] ---**
Work is fun!
**[13:25] ---**
The presentation went well, didn't it?
**[13:27] ---**
Yes. I think it's going
to come together great.
**[13:30] ---**
I'll let the office know
that we'll head straight home.
**[13:34] ---**
Chief, do you have any plans
to meet up with someone later?
**[13:38] ---**
I don't have any plans.
**[13:40] ---**
Then do you want to go for a drink?
**[13:44] ---**
And why don't we ask Manager
and Momose while we're at it?
**[13:47] ---**
JAPANESE BAR MOMOTARO
**[13:51] ---**
I never had a good time going drinking with
my boss, but I'm looking forward to tonight.
**[13:56] ---**
Is Chief Aoyama still doing overtime?
**[13:59] ---**
Yeah.
**[14:00] ---**
When he notified the office about going home,
he realized he still had some work to do.
**[14:04] ---**
What about Manager?
**[14:06] ---**
He said he had an errand to run first,
and to go ahead and start without him.
**[14:10] ---**
Wonder where he went?
**[14:12] ---**
I hope you can get drunk tonight.
**[14:15] ---**
Welcome!
**[14:18] ---**
Good evening!
**[14:19] ---**
Sorry I'm late.
**[14:28] ---**
So you went to check on Hakutou?
**[14:31] ---**
How did you know?
**[14:33] ---**
There's a cat teaser
in your breast pocket.
**[14:37] ---**
Hakutou?
**[14:39] ---**
That's the name of the cat
who lives with me.
**[14:43] ---**
Momose and I found him,
so that's why he's named Hakutou.
**[14:46] ---**
No fair, Momose!
**[14:48] ---**
What will you have, Manager?
**[14:51] ---**
I live with a giant stuffed bear.
**[14:55] ---**
*When did you get here?*
**[14:57] ---**
Cheers!
**[15:04] ---**
*A mustache!*
**[15:05] ---**
Manager, you've got a froth mustache!
I want to take a picture!
**[15:10] ---**
I wiped it off. Sorry.
**[15:13] ---**
Even if the section chief has a mustache,
no one will take any photos.
**[15:17] ---**
I'm going to make this my wallpaper!
**[15:23] ---**
What? You don't have a girlfriend, Momose?
**[15:26] ---**
Until my first year of working,
**[15:27] ---**
I was in a long distance relationship
between Hokkaido and Tokyo,
**[15:31] ---**
but my job took up all my time,
so I couldn't stay in touch, and she dumped me.
**[15:36] ---**
I just got dumped, too.
We only dated for a week.
**[15:40] ---**
A week?
**[15:41] ---**
Seems like I was too attentive,
and they thought it was annoying.
**[15:45] ---**
Whenever I find someone who's my type,
it seems like I go overboard.
**[15:50] ---**
What kind of girl is your type?
**[15:52] ---**
Looks don't matter for me.
I like it when they're cute on the inside.
**[15:56] ---**
As long as they're cute on the inside,
I can go for younger or older, male or female.
**[15:59] ---**
*He just said something mind-blowing
like it was nothing.*
**[16:03] ---**
Do you have a girlfriend, Manager?
**[16:05] ---**
No, I don't.
**[16:07] ---**
Shirosaki, didn't you once bring her powder
foundation to the office instead of an ink pad?
**[16:12] ---**
INK PAD
**[16:17] ---**
Did you break up with that girlfriend?
**[16:20] ---**
Ink pad. Now that you mention it,
that did happen.
**[16:24] ---**
She got really mad at me because
she couldn't put on her makeup that morning.
**[16:28] ---**
Don't tell me that's why she broke up...
**[16:30] ---**
No. She cheated on me and I got dumped.
**[16:36] ---**
But it was my fault.
**[16:38] ---**
I don't have a lot to say,
and I'm such a boring person.
**[16:42] ---**
You're interesting, Manager!
**[16:45] ---**
What made you realize
that she was cheating?
**[16:48] ---**
She called me by another man's name.
Right into my ear.
**[16:53] ---**
*That's harsh!*
**[16:58] ---**
*Manager seems really down!*
**[17:02] ---**
She was cheating on me
with her ex-boyfriend.
**[17:02] ---**
HE'S ACTUALLY JUST SLEEPY
**[17:06] ---**
Ex-boyfriend...
**[17:07] ---**
I... I...
**[17:11] ---**
I'd never call you
by my old boss's name, Manager!
**[17:15] ---**
Momose...
**[17:17] ---**
Manager Shirosaki!
**[17:18] ---**
Momose...
**[17:20] ---**
Manager Shirosaki!
**[17:21] ---**
DRUNK
**[17:21] ---**
Momose...
**[17:22] ---**
Manager Shirosaki!
**[17:23] ---**
Momose...
**[17:24] ---**
- Manager Shirosaki!
- Momose...
**[17:24] ---**
ALSO DRUNK
**[17:26] ---**
Manager Shirosaki!
**[17:31] ---**
*I mean, I've never gotten drunk
at a drinking party with my bosses before.*
**[17:37] ---**
*Momose, glad you were able to get drunk.*
**[17:42] ---**
Manager!
**[17:44] ---**
Manager, the taxi's here.
**[17:50] ---**
Little Hakutou's waiting at home for you.
**[17:53] ---**
*There's a coaster on his forehead!*
**[17:58] ---**
Hakutou. I'm home.
**[17:58] ---**
PLASTIC BAG
**[18:03] ---**
Manager, you're not home just yet.
**[18:08] ---**
Oh, you're right.
**[18:12] ---**
*"I'm worried that you might not get home safely,
so I'd like to take you home."*
**[18:15] ---**
*Would it be rude to say that to your boss?*
**[18:19] ---**
Hakutou, I'm heading home now.
**[18:24] ---**
I'd love to see Hakutou!
**[18:28] ---**
Want to come over?
**[18:31] ---**
Yes!
**[18:35] ---**
No fair, Momose.
**[18:37] ---**
No one wants
to come see my bear, anyway.
**[18:48] ---**
Hakutou?
**[18:52] ---**
Oh, right. Last night...
**[18:54] ---**
*I took my hammered manager home...*
**[18:58] ---**
*and then I fell asleep?*
**[19:01] ---**
*I can't believe
I crashed at my boss's place.*
**[19:06] ---**
My head is killing me.
**[19:12] ---**
*Just look at that bed head!*
**[19:16] ---**
Where's my ice pillow?
**[19:25] ---**
*Frozen udon!*
**[19:28] ---**
Uh, Manager?
**[19:29] ---**
Good morning! S-S-S-Sorry, I...
**[19:32] ---**
Huh? Momose?
**[19:34] ---**
*You only just noticed me now?*
**[19:37] ---**
Did you bring me home?
**[19:40] ---**
Oh, well, I wanted to see
Hakutou again, so...
**[19:44] ---**
I'll be going home now.
Thank you for having me!
**[19:48] ---**
I'm really sorry that I fell asleep!
**[19:50] ---**
Hakutou? Bye!
**[20:01] ---**
How could I've fallen asleep?
How rude is that?
**[20:03] ---**
He might hate me now! And I never
want to be hated by my boss again!
**[20:07] ---**
He sure left in a huge rush.
**[20:10] ---**
He should've just gone to work from here.
**[20:13] ---**
TO MANAGER
THIS DRINK WORKS ON HANGOVERS.
PLEASE HAVE—
**[20:14] ---**
So he fell asleep while he was writing this note.
**[20:18] ---**
I'll thank him properly by text.
**[20:22] ---**
Oh, sorry.
You want your breakfast, right?
**[20:27] ---**
MUNCH MUNCH
**[20:28] ---**
Is it good?
**[20:30] ---**
*Not sharing!*
**[20:32] ---**
Aww, is that for me?
**[20:34] ---**
*My paw slipped.*
**[20:37] ---**
Both you and Momose sure are good kids.
**[20:41] ---**
Oh, right. I need to text Momose.
**[20:44] ---**
MOMOSE
**[20:44] ---**
Wait, I'm on a call?
**[20:46] ---**
Hello? Momose?
**[20:49] ---**
*Yes.*
**[20:50] ---**
*Am I the one who called you,
by any chance?*
**[20:53] ---**
Yes.
**[20:54] ---**
*Sorry. My phone was in my pocket,
and I dialed you by mistake.*
**[20:58] ---**
*You probably heard all that, huh?*
**[21:01] ---**
Yes. I'm sorry.
**[21:03] ---**
*No, well, anyway, I guess that's it.*
**[21:06] ---**
*Thanks a lot. I'll see you later.*
**[21:09] ---**
Right!
**[21:13] ---**
Really?
**[21:15] ---**
You slept over at Manager's place?
**[21:17] ---**
Yeah. I fell asleep on his sofa, and then
I stopped by my place to get changed.
**[21:22] ---**
Lucky you!
**[21:28] ---**
*I was sick of my abusive boss,
so I switched jobs.*
**[21:31] ---**
Oh, Manager? Good morning.
**[21:34] ---**
Good morning!
**[21:36] ---**
Good morning.
**[21:42] ---**
Oh, I forgot to press the button.
**[21:46] ---**
My new boss is goofy. And...
**[21:50] ---**
No one ever sleeps over at my place.
**[21:55] ---**
*And he's also needy!*
**[21:58] ---**
*Work is fun!*
**[23:37] ---**
*This is crazy huge!*
# E5 - Heart Eyes!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U49WM2/heart-eyes)
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**[00:03] ---**
An overnight business trip?
**[00:05] ---**
Right. We've received a request for an ad
from a hot spring resort inn.
**[00:10] ---**
Can you come with me
to scout the location? For one night?
**[00:16] ---**
Yes!
**[00:17] ---**
KUMATTE LAND
**[00:17] ---**
What a coincidence.
**[00:19] ---**
Kinjo and I will be at Kumatte Land
on business that very same day.
**[00:24] ---**
Although it will be a day trip.
**[00:26] ---**
Is that right?
**[00:27] ---**
No fair!
**[00:28] ---**
Going on an overnight business trip
with the manager? I'm so jealous, Momose!
**[00:33] ---**
Nobody wants to go
on a business trip with me.
**[00:36] ---**
I'm looking forward
to our business trip, too, Chief!
**[02:12] ---**
STOMACH A
**[02:13] ---**
EPISODE 05
HEART EYES!
**[02:20] ---**
I'LL RESEARCH IT AND LET YOU KNOW
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
THANK YOU FOR YOUR HARD WORK
**[02:21] ---**
*Let's meet tomorrow
at Omiya Station at 7:40 am.*
**[02:21] ---**
ROUTE INFORMATION
**[02:25] ---**
*I'm sending you the route
from the closest station to you.*
**[02:32] ---**
It's Omiya Station in Kyoto,
not Saitama.
**[02:35] ---**
So far away!
**[02:39] ---**
*Sorry. Made a mistake. It's this one.*
**[02:48] ---**
Can't wait to go on this business trip.
**[02:59] ---**
Make sure you eat right.
**[03:05] ---**
*Shirosaki, here.*
**[03:08] ---**
*What is it?*
**[03:10] ---**
*He's a precious member of my family,*
**[03:13] ---**
*but to make sure that Hakutou
doesn't get lonely while you're away...*
**[03:20] ---**
Kumattechan will be here tomorrow,
so you won't be lonely.
**[03:25] ---**
TWO HOURS LATER...
**[03:35] ---**
Since we can't play tomorrow,
let's play a lot... today... okay?
**[03:41] ---**
*It's okay, go get some sleep.*
**[03:46] ---**
Sorry to leave you... all alone.
**[03:51] ---**
*Hey, it's no big deal for me.*
**[04:06] ---**
*Today I'm going on my first business trip
with my boss since I switched jobs.*
**[04:11] ---**
*When I went on a business trip
with my old boss,*
**[04:13] ---**
*I was with him all day and night
and it was hell.*
**[04:17] ---**
*Just the memory of that
makes my stomach...*
**[04:22] ---**
Our company's...
**[04:24] ---**
Yes?
**[04:25] ---**
Senior Managing Director and Managing
Director look alike. Did you know that?
**[04:29] ---**
Uh, yes. I nearly mistook one
for the other once.
**[04:33] ---**
*Well, a lot of old guys look alike, right?*
**[04:35] ---**
*People have mistaken me
for someone else, too.*
**[04:38] ---**
Actually, yesterday, I saw someone
who looked like the Managing Director.
**[04:44] ---**
I hesitated for a second,
**[04:46] ---**
but I decided that he had to be
the Managing Director,
**[04:49] ---**
and said, "Good day, Director."
**[04:56] ---**
He was a complete stranger.
**[04:57] ---**
A complete stranger!
**[05:01] ---**
*I almost burst out laughing.*
**[05:03] ---**
Sorry to tell you such a weird story.
**[05:06] ---**
You seemed to be down for some reason,
so I thought it might be a diversion.
**[05:09] ---**
Manager.
**[05:15] ---**
*Hey, my stomachache's gone.*
**[05:22] ---**
*Today I'm going on my first business trip
with my boss since I switched jobs.*
**[05:29] ---**
*There's nothing around here.*
**[05:38] ---**
*Why did they build it in the sticks?*
**[05:42] ---**
KUMATTE LAND
**[05:42] ---**
*Kumatte Land.*
**[05:46] ---**
What? This is your first visit
to Kumatte Land, Chief?
**[05:50] ---**
Yeah. I've always wanted to come,
but I didn't have anyone to come with.
**[05:57] ---**
Kinjo, there's a leaf on your head.
**[06:01] ---**
Hey, you're right.
I've caught the manager's goofiness.
**[06:05] ---**
What? You wish you could've come
to Kumatte Land with Shirosaki?
**[06:10] ---**
No one wants to come with me...
**[06:12] ---**
I didn't say that.
**[06:14] ---**
Oh, boy.
**[06:16] ---**
It's too far out in the boondocks,
so no one ever comes.
**[06:19] ---**
No one will pay attention to me...
**[06:23] ---**
Or so I thought, but someone's coming!
**[06:26] ---**
Pay attention to me!
**[06:28] ---**
Kumattechan!
**[06:30] ---**
It's really him!
**[06:33] ---**
I'm not popular enough
to warrant an imposter, anyway!
**[06:36] ---**
Nice to meet you. My name is Aoyama.
**[06:40] ---**
Pardon me! We've been waiting for you.
**[06:43] ---**
Thank you for coming
all this way to see us.
**[06:48] ---**
I'm Mori from PR.
**[06:49] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[06:51] ---**
I don't have a business card,
so no one's paying any attention to me!
**[06:57] ---**
Pay attention to me!
**[06:58] ---**
Now, now, don't be like that.
**[07:00] ---**
Love you.
**[07:02] ---**
I love you, too. Wanna get married?
**[07:06] ---**
I managed to remarry. Not that anyone
will celebrate that with me.
**[07:10] ---**
Here's a gift for you two.
Please take it.
**[07:14] ---**
Why don't I show you around the park?
**[07:17] ---**
Box lunches, coffee, snacks?
Can I get you anything?
**[07:20] ---**
Momose, it might be a good idea
to have lunch now.
**[07:23] ---**
Uh, okay!
What about you, Manager?
**[07:26] ---**
I brought some oolong tea
and a rice ball box lunch.
**[07:30] ---**
Excuse me?
**[07:32] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[07:34] ---**
*I copied him and bought oolong tea
and a rice ball box lunch.*
**[07:40] ---**
Did you make that yourself, Manager?
Hey, octopus sausages!
**[07:43] ---**
Yes.
**[07:44] ---**
I don't always make lunch
when I go on business trips.
**[07:49] ---**
For the last few years, I've always traveled
to regional sites alone.
**[07:54] ---**
Today, I thought,
"Momose will be there, too,"
**[07:57] ---**
and it felt like a field trip
so I made a box lunch.
**[08:00] ---**
Feels like a field trip because I'm here?
**[08:03] ---**
*Momose will be there.
Happy, happy!*
**[08:06] ---**
I thought I'd make you lunch, too,
but it might trouble you, so I didn't.
**[08:11] ---**
*It's no trouble at all, though.*
**[08:14] ---**
Let's give it our all on this trip.
**[08:17] ---**
*Right, right. When you enjoy the small things,
it drives you to do your best work.*
**[08:22] ---**
*Well, not that there's anything
I particularly enjoy.*
**[08:27] ---**
*If only I could find something so fun
that'd make me spit out my tea,*
**[08:30] ---**
*it would give me the strength
to do my best, too.*
**[08:35] ---**
HAKUOUDOU
**[08:36] ---**
It's an ad by Hakuoudou.
Wow, they're using an idol group.
**[08:42] ---**
Do you like those idols?
**[08:44] ---**
Uh, no. When I was in college, I wanted
to join them, and sent in an application.
**[08:50] ---**
But I got rejected.
**[08:53] ---**
You wanted to join them?
This idol group?
**[08:57] ---**
An idol group?
I'd get rejected for sure!
**[09:01] ---**
Oh, you mean Hakuoudou.
**[09:04] ---**
Instead of oolong tea,
I brought noodle soup base.
**[09:09] ---**
I messed up because I was too sleepy.
**[09:11] ---**
*I'm totally gonna crush it at work!*
**[09:16] ---**
As you can see,
it was built in a way too natural setting,
**[09:20] ---**
and so people haven't come as expected.
**[09:23] ---**
They never came... and never came.
**[09:27] ---**
Careless mistake.
**[09:28] ---**
And so we're hoping
for your company's help.
**[09:32] ---**
Please leave it to us.
**[09:34] ---**
We'll do everything we can to create an ad
that will convey how appealing this park is.
**[09:38] ---**
Fully-equipped!
**[09:40] ---**
In order to create a good ad that rings true,
we should get some first-hand experience.
**[09:44] ---**
Heart eyes!
**[09:46] ---**
I want to see the young man
with the center part fully-equipped, too!
**[09:51] ---**
You wouldn't want to become fully-equipped
with an old guy with glasses and a mole, right?
**[09:58] ---**
MUNCH MUNCH
**[09:58] ---**
HONEY POPCORN
**[10:02] ---**
These attractions are of high quality, huh?
**[10:05] ---**
So what if it's a zero-minute wait!
**[10:07] ---**
This Ferris wheel is adorable!
**[10:09] ---**
Zero minutes for this one, too!
**[10:11] ---**
KUMATTE LAND
**[10:11] ---**
This giant maze is cool!
**[10:13] ---**
Needless to say, zero minutes!
**[10:15] ---**
There are tons of other attractions, too!
**[10:17] ---**
All zero minutes!
**[10:19] ---**
No shortage of gifts, either, eh?
**[10:21] ---**
Yeah, we've got a huge stockpile.
**[10:23] ---**
KUMATTE HOUSE
**[10:23] ---**
There are even lodgings!
**[10:26] ---**
And all of them are vacant!
**[10:33] ---**
I know you're all
going to leave me behind.
**[10:37] ---**
We'll come again.
**[10:38] ---**
When? Tomorrow?
**[10:44] ---**
I'm so sad, I might start shedding
honey pancakes from my eyes!
**[10:48] ---**
Pancakes sound yummy.
**[10:57] ---**
There's always a downpour in my heart.
**[11:00] ---**
Let's start running, Chief!
**[11:09] ---**
We got pretty soaked, didn't we?
**[11:11] ---**
Yes, we did.
**[11:13] ---**
Kinjo, you wrapped your jacket
around your briefcase?
**[11:17] ---**
Yes. There's something precious
that I don't want to get wet.
**[11:20] ---**
Oh, good. It's dry.
**[11:23] ---**
*Something precious?
Could it be a gift for Shirosaki?*
**[11:27] ---**
Oh, man, there's nowhere
to buy clothes around here.
**[11:29] ---**
I'd like to get changed.
**[11:36] ---**
I do have these T-shirts
that I just bought at Kumatte Land.
**[11:39] ---**
Yay! I'm twinning bear T-shirts
with my boss!
**[11:46] ---**
Looks like they suspended all train
and bus services because of this rain.
**[11:49] ---**
I'd die if I had to stay here all night.
**[11:53] ---**
Hello? Oh, Ms. Mori from PR?
**[11:56] ---**
Yes, we're at the bus stop.
**[11:59] ---**
What?
**[12:00] ---**
*If you can't get home,
you're welcome to stay at Kumatte House.*
**[12:05] ---**
Yay! You came today instead of tomorrow!
**[12:08] ---**
Pay attention to me!
**[12:12] ---**
NAKANOJO STATION
**[12:16] ---**
*Wow.*
**[12:19] ---**
*What an impressive-looking inn!*
**[12:21] ---**
We'll be staying here tonight.
**[12:29] ---**
*What a great view.*
**[12:31] ---**
*I don't know how long it's been
since I last stayed at a hot spring.*
**[12:33] ---**
You must be exhausted after your long trip,
**[12:36] ---**
so please put off your meeting until tomorrow,
so you can take it easy today.
**[12:40] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[12:42] ---**
In order to accurately portray
the splendor of this inn,
**[12:45] ---**
we'll be sure
to report on this site thoroughly.
**[12:54] ---**
Mind if I check on Hakutou for a second?
**[12:57] ---**
Not at all. Is that a livestream?
**[12:59] ---**
Yes.
**[13:05] ---**
Kumattechan?
**[13:06] ---**
Hey, Hakutou!
**[13:09] ---**
*Have you been playing with Kumattechan?*
**[13:12] ---**
*I'd never play with someone like him!*
**[13:15] ---**
Looks like he was playing with him.
**[13:17] ---**
Yes.
**[13:19] ---**
*Wait for me, okay?
I'll be home tomorrow.*
**[13:22] ---**
*I am not waiting!*
**[13:29] ---**
Kumatte House is a sweet log cabin
that gives off the scent of honey.
**[13:33] ---**
KUMATTE HOUSE
**[13:34] ---**
For dinner, there's honey fondue, honey pasta,
honey pancakes, honey juice...
**[13:40] ---**
By the time they leave,
everyone's a little sick of honey!
**[13:44] ---**
Inside your room, the décor is all
Kumattechan furniture and knick-knacks!
**[13:48] ---**
Even the bed is covered with Kumattechans,
which should give everyone nightmares.
**[13:52] ---**
We even offer a service
for Kumattechan to visit your room!
**[13:56] ---**
Honey tea and life coaching
are on the house!
**[13:59] ---**
Once your dinner is ready, we'll send them
to your respective rooms.
**[14:03] ---**
Thank you very much.
That will be a big help.
**[14:07] ---**
All right, why don't we take
a quick tour of the premises?
**[14:10] ---**
Right!
**[14:12] ---**
Just look at all the gifts on sale!
**[14:14] ---**
Wouldn't you love to have
some milk after your bath?
**[14:18] ---**
An outdoor hot spring!
I'd love to soak in it over and over!
**[14:24] ---**
*I'm making such a big commotion
when I'm here for work.*
**[14:27] ---**
*Even if I've never had*
**[14:29] ---**
*the chance to come to a hot spring because
I was tired from my boss's power harassment.*
**[14:35] ---**
All right, let's soak in that hot spring.
**[14:37] ---**
R-Right!
**[14:40] ---**
GENTLEMEN
**[14:43] ---**
*Manager looked appalled.*
**[14:49] ---**
- Momose?
- Yes?
**[14:50] ---**
Can I ask you a weird question?
**[14:52] ---**
*I'm going to get yelled at.*
**[14:55] ---**
Did I shampoo my hair? I was so deep
in thought, I can't tell anymore.
**[15:00] ---**
Yes, you did! I know what you mean!
**[15:05] ---**
What a great soak, huh? Momose...
**[15:09] ---**
*Manager's acting like
his usual self, I guess?*
**[15:14] ---**
What a great soak that was, huh?
**[15:15] ---**
Yeah, it was!
**[15:29] ---**
*So he's mad after all
because I was so hyper?*
**[15:32] ---**
Manager!
**[15:38] ---**
Whoa, is that you, Momose?
**[15:40] ---**
I thought you were someone
who looked just like you.
**[15:45] ---**
*It was because my hair and clothing
were different than usual.*
**[15:53] ---**
I'm going to get the chief a gift.
**[15:55] ---**
And something for everyone at the office.
**[15:57] ---**
Then I will, too.
I'll get a different kind of snack.
**[16:00] ---**
I'll take this one.
**[16:01] ---**
Uh, sir, that one's...
**[16:04] ---**
Oh, I'm sorry.
**[16:07] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[16:10] ---**
The gift I picked out
for the chief was a sample.
**[16:13] ---**
He'd break his tooth if he bit on that, right?
**[16:17] ---**
*Local snack assortment for cats?
Who knew they'd have something like this?*
**[16:18] ---**
LOCAL CHURURU
LIMITED LOCAL AREA VERSION
**[16:23] ---**
Do you know what you're getting, Momose?
**[16:24] ---**
Oh, I'm getting the chief salty egg konnyaku,
and bean paste buns for everyone.
**[16:30] ---**
And for Hakutou...
**[16:34] ---**
*I-I can't get too excited.*
**[16:37] ---**
Wow!
**[16:40] ---**
Dinner is delicious, isn't it?
**[16:44] ---**
*I almost made another commotion!*
**[16:53] ---**
It's only at a hot spring
that you can take a bath over and over.
**[16:57] ---**
Yeah, I guess so.
**[16:59] ---**
Hey, they've laid out futons for us.
**[17:01] ---**
Another service exclusive to inns.
**[17:04] ---**
Is it okay if I open the window?
**[17:06] ---**
Yes. We're all warm
from the hot spring, aren't we?
**[17:10] ---**
*The night breeze feels so good.*
**[17:15] ---**
Listen, Momose...
**[17:17] ---**
You know how you got all excited
when we arrived here?
**[17:20] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[17:21] ---**
That reminded me of something important.
**[17:29] ---**
If we can somehow incorporate
your excitement into our ad,
**[17:33] ---**
I'm sure it'll make a lot of people
want to come to this inn.
**[17:38] ---**
So thanks.
**[17:43] ---**
I was chiding myself for having fun
on the job, so to hear you say that...
**[17:50] ---**
I think that enjoying work is a good thing.
**[17:53] ---**
Knowing that you're in an environment
where you can enjoy your job makes me happy.
**[17:59] ---**
Manager.
**[18:02] ---**
I enjoyed myself today, too.
**[18:09] ---**
KUMATTE HOUSE
**[18:17] ---**
Oh, crap. I've caught a cold.
**[18:23] ---**
I'll go to the front desk
to ask for some medicine.
**[18:27] ---**
I feel awful.
**[18:29] ---**
Chief's in the next room, right?
I'll ask him for help. Wait...
**[18:34] ---**
*At my old job, when I came down
with a fever after a lot of overtime...*
**[18:39] ---**
I'm gonna die.
**[18:41] ---**
*When I told my boss,
he said I was careless about my health,*
**[18:45] ---**
*and he yelled at me
to snap out of it somehow.*
**[18:48] ---**
*More than the fact that I got yelled at,
or the fact that I couldn't take time off...*
**[18:52] ---**
*My own boss showed no sign of worry
by asking if I was even okay.*
**[18:57] ---**
*For some reason,
that was more of a shock to me.*
**[19:02] ---**
*Since then, I haven't been able
to tell anyone that I'm not feeling well.*
**[19:09] ---**
I'm cold. I'm gonna die.
I want to go home to Okinawa.
**[19:14] ---**
Kinjo? I just heard a loud crash.
**[19:17] ---**
Oh, it's open.
**[19:19] ---**
Wait, what's wrong?
**[19:20] ---**
Hey, your face is all red!
Do you have a fever?
**[19:22] ---**
No, it's just...
**[19:24] ---**
Are you okay?
**[19:26] ---**
Are you hurt anywhere?
Do you want to go to the hospital?
**[19:31] ---**
Kinjo!
**[19:36] ---**
I'm sorry I caused you so much trouble.
I'm feeling much better now.
**[19:40] ---**
No, you should take time off
from work until you get better.
**[19:43] ---**
If you have any gifts to give,
I'll be happy to pass them out.
**[19:46] ---**
I didn't buy any gifts for anybody.
**[19:48] ---**
What? Then what was the precious thing
you were protecting from the rain?
**[19:52] ---**
Oh.
**[19:53] ---**
That was this notebook.
**[19:55] ---**
Since it's full of notes about
all the things you taught me, Chief.
**[19:59] ---**
You're always spotting things
we should showcase about the sponsor
**[19:59] ---**
WHY DON'T WE USE THE FACT THAT
NO ONE'S HERE TO OUR ADVANTAGE?
**[20:02] ---**
WHAT ARE YOU, A GENIUS?
**[20:02] ---**
through your own unique viewpoint,
so there's so much I can learn from you.
**[20:07] ---**
*I see.*
**[20:11] ---**
Good for you for being praised
like that. Because a moment ago...
**[20:15] ---**
*I might just be a needy, pain-in-the-butt type
of incompetent boss.*
**[20:19] ---**
*I want to stop being needy.*
**[20:20] ---**
You were consulting me about life, right?
**[20:24] ---**
Your neediness is entertaining, Chief.
**[20:26] ---**
And besides, if you're not being needy,
then it wouldn't be you.
**[20:31] ---**
What?
**[20:31] ---**
Are you saying that without my neediness,
I'd only have my glasses and mole?
**[20:36] ---**
I never said that.
**[20:43] ---**
Looks like the rain let up.
You can see the stars.
**[20:49] ---**
Hey, a shooting star.
**[20:53] ---**
Let me recover soon,
**[20:55] ---**
so that I can create an ad with the chief
that will make Kumatte Land rock.
**[21:00] ---**
Your reward will be five tons of honey!
**[21:03] ---**
This old guy's blood sugar levels
are gonna spike, huh?
**[21:06] ---**
No one's gonna eat
five tons of honey, anyway.
**[21:08] ---**
Don't worry, I'll eat at least two.
**[21:11] ---**
Hey, a shooting star.
**[21:16] ---**
Did you make a wish?
**[21:17] ---**
Yes. I asked to be able
to create a good ad.
**[21:21] ---**
I asked to be able to create
a good ad with you, too.
**[21:27] ---**
Also...
**[21:29] ---**
To make sure that Hakutou isn't too lonely.
**[21:34] ---**
What's wrong?
**[21:36] ---**
I forgot to ask for one more thing.
**[21:38] ---**
What is it?
**[21:40] ---**
Well, when I go to bed wearing a yukata,
**[21:43] ---**
by morning, I've only got
my belt on, for some reason,
**[21:46] ---**
so I should've asked for that
not to happen tomorrow morning.
**[23:30] ---**
*My new boss...*
**[23:36] ---**
*turned out to be goofy
even on business trips!*
# E6 - Ex-boyfriend? Ex-boyfriend?? Ex-boyfriend???
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU295V5/ex-boyfriend-ex-boyfriend-ex-boyfriend)
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**[00:01] ---**
*My abusive boss damaged my spirit
and my health, so I changed jobs.*
**[00:08] ---**
SEVEN-SPICE BLEND
**[00:10] ---**
AH
**[00:11] ---**
EH?
**[00:13] ---**
Those are the toothpicks.
**[00:16] ---**
*My new boss is goofy.*
**[00:20] ---**
Momose?
**[00:21] ---**
Yes?
**[00:23] ---**
*He's the type who twirls around so hard,
he actually goes full circle.*
**[00:32] ---**
Momose.
**[00:34] ---**
M-Mr. Kurono.
**[00:39] ---**
Thought you'd escape me,
huh, Momose?
**[00:53] ---**
I thought I just heard Momose's voice.
**[00:57] ---**
No, I was just hearing things.
**[01:03] ---**
The new chocolate product that I got
from my client yesterday.
**[01:07] ---**
I'll get Momose's opinion, too.
**[01:15] ---**
No chocolate for you, all right?
It would poison you.
**[01:20] ---**
*Is that right?*
**[01:23] ---**
Stay like that for a second.
**[01:28] ---**
*Are you taking my picture?*
**[01:30] ---**
Stay like that.
**[01:32] ---**
*You don't have to take my picture.*
**[01:38] ---**
*Go off to work already.*
**[01:40] ---**
*My new boss is goofy.*
**[01:43] ---**
*But...*
**[01:46] ---**
*To this day, I'm still...*
**[01:48] ---**
*not over the trauma
of dealing with my old boss.*
**[03:24] ---**
EPISODE 06
EX-BOYFRIEND? EX-BOYFRIEND?? EX-BOYFRIEND???
**[03:33] ---**
Thought you'd escape me,
huh, Momose?
**[03:37] ---**
Hey, is that the proposal
you pushed through for the first time?
**[03:42] ---**
Kinjo!
**[03:44] ---**
Yeah. The client approved it for use,
but they just told me
**[03:48] ---**
that they want additional ideas.
**[03:51] ---**
So you're struggling
to come up with those ideas?
**[03:53] ---**
Uh, no, not really.
**[04:00] ---**
Oh, um...
**[04:02] ---**
Hm? What's up?
**[04:04] ---**
Uh, actually, nothing. Sorry.
I'm going to go take a break.
**[04:16] ---**
Did something happen
between you and Manager?
**[04:18] ---**
I don't think it's anything, but...
**[04:20] ---**
THANK YOU VERY MUCH (READ)
**[04:20] ---**
TODAY
I'D LIKE TO CONSULT YOU
ABOUT THE ADDITIONAL PROPOSALS.
AS YOUR MEETING SEEMS TO BE
RUNNING LATE, I'LL BE GOING
TO LUNCH NOW.
**[04:20] ---**
Manager hasn't been reading
my texts all morning.
**[04:25] ---**
*When Mr. Kurono's in a bad mood...*
**[04:28] ---**
When I leave you on unread
it's because you're annoying me!
**[04:31] ---**
Don't talk to me! Try to figure out
why you pissed me off!
**[04:36] ---**
*Even though I know that Manager
would never say anything like that.*
**[04:39] ---**
*Why hasn't he read my texts?*
**[04:42] ---**
*Could it be that he hates me?*
**[04:44] ---**
*Did I mess up somehow, maybe?*
**[04:47] ---**
He was in a meeting all morning,
so I bet he just didn't notice them.
**[04:51] ---**
Let me try texting him.
**[05:01] ---**
Manager's smartphone?
**[05:01] ---**
TWO NEW MESSAGES
**[05:03] ---**
What's going on here?
**[05:04] ---**
All right, quiz time!
**[05:06] ---**
Manager's smartphone
is in the fridge. But why?
**[05:14] ---**
It overheated after he recharged it,
so he's trying to cool it off, or something?
**[05:17] ---**
Manager has a cold today,
so he's got a fever?
**[05:20] ---**
It's for cooling off his forehead?
**[05:22] ---**
Or it could be a secret lifehack.
Cooling it gives you better battery life?
**[05:26] ---**
I didn't know about that lifehack!
**[05:27] ---**
Sorry. That was just random.
**[05:29] ---**
Momose?
**[05:30] ---**
Oh, uh, Manager!
**[05:32] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[05:33] ---**
You were acting a little strange before.
**[05:35] ---**
No, no, it's your smartphone, Manager.
**[05:38] ---**
Smartphone?
**[05:39] ---**
My smartphone's right here.
**[05:44] ---**
So you put your smartphone in the fridge
instead of that chocolate bar, right?
**[05:50] ---**
After that, the three of us ate
that slightly-melted chocolate bar.
**[05:57] ---**
Aren't you going to get
your smartphone fixed, Manager?
**[06:00] ---**
Well, there are certain reasons
why I can't change it.
**[06:04] ---**
Hey, you're on Enstagram too, Manager?
**[06:07] ---**
Uh, yeah. I just started the other day.
**[06:11] ---**
It's a journal of Hakutou's growth.
**[06:13] ---**
This is today's Hakutou.
**[06:15] ---**
Wow! I'm going to follow you!
**[06:17] ---**
Me, too!
**[06:19] ---**
So you're on Enstagram too, Momose?
**[06:21] ---**
Well, not that I ever post
my own photos. I just browse.
**[06:25] ---**
No one will follow me.
**[06:28] ---**
Chief!
**[06:32] ---**
FOLLOWER
**[06:33] ---**
Number of followers... One.
**[06:35] ---**
Oh, that's me.
**[06:37] ---**
Follower Number 1 Shirosaki.
**[06:38] ---**
- Then I'll be your Number 2!
- And I'll be Number 3!
**[06:53] ---**
It's time I really forget
about my old boss.
**[07:02] ---**
Drinking honey wine with Kumattechan
while eating honey mascarpone.
**[07:08] ---**
Kinjo had pork cutlets for lunch, huh?
**[07:12] ---**
And Manager?
**[07:23] ---**
Seems like Chief Aoyama and the Manager's
meeting is running late again,
**[07:27] ---**
so want to go to lunch together?
**[07:28] ---**
Sure.
**[07:31] ---**
Let's eat on that bench over there.
**[07:35] ---**
Want to sit on my handkerchief?
**[07:37] ---**
N-No, I'm good.
**[07:38] ---**
Isn't that what you do on dates?
**[07:40] ---**
I was just kidding.
**[07:42] ---**
*I still can't get a handle
on Kinjo's personality.*
**[07:46] ---**
*This will be a good opportunity
to get to know him better.*
**[07:50] ---**
Hey! That cloud
looks just like Kumattechan!
**[07:55] ---**
I'm putting it up on Enstagram.
**[07:59] ---**
And... posted.
**[08:01] ---**
I already got a like from the chief.
Are they done with their meeting?
**[08:05] ---**
You've got all kinds of people on your
Enstagram, huh? Are they your friends?
**[08:10] ---**
Well, a lot of them are old guys I met in bars,
and a whole bunch of strangers.
**[08:15] ---**
Oh, and also my ex-girlfriend.
**[08:17] ---**
I never look back
at my old posts, so I totally forgot.
**[08:20] ---**
You think I should delete them?
**[08:23] ---**
This is another ex of mine.
**[08:24] ---**
I texted her too much
and she dumped me after three days.
**[08:28] ---**
This one's my ex-boyfriend.
**[08:30] ---**
*Ex-boyfriend?*
**[08:30] ---**
EX-BOYFRIEND?
**[08:31] ---**
This is my mom.
**[08:31] ---**
*Ex-boyfriend??*
**[08:31] ---**
EX-BOYFRIEND?
**[08:33] ---**
And this is the family dog.
**[08:34] ---**
*Ex-boyfriend???*
**[08:35] ---**
Hey, and this is...
Are you still with me?
**[08:38] ---**
Oh, sorry! So who is that?
**[08:41] ---**
My abusive boss at my old company.
**[08:44] ---**
What? You two look so close.
**[08:47] ---**
This guy thinks you have to be strict
so your subordinates will grow.
**[08:51] ---**
He thought the carrot-and-stick
approach is crucial.
**[08:54] ---**
He was my over-the-top, gung-ho,
anachronistic abusive boss.
**[08:58] ---**
This photo was taken during carrot time.
**[09:00] ---**
When he got drunk, he'd lecture me
forever, but I wanted to go home.
**[09:04] ---**
*True, if you look close,
his eyes are lifeless.*
**[09:09] ---**
I felt that his style of training
was wrong,
**[09:12] ---**
but maybe it was my fault for
not producing great results like him.
**[09:17] ---**
If only I tried harder, maybe
my boss would change, too.
**[09:20] ---**
All I wanted was for him
to acknowledge me.
**[09:23] ---**
I told myself that, and gave it my best shot.
**[09:26] ---**
But his verbal abuse started escalating,
and then he started hitting me.
**[09:31] ---**
That habit he had of ruffling my hair
like this whenever he praised me...
**[09:36] ---**
I started thinking
that I was gonna get punched.
**[09:38] ---**
"I can't take it anymore."
Just when that thought crossed my mind...
**[09:42] ---**
I met you and Manager,
and decided to change jobs.
**[09:47] ---**
The day I left that company,
**[09:50] ---**
when I told him
my honest reason for quitting,
**[09:54] ---**
he didn't say a word.
**[09:59] ---**
I've lost all touch with him since then,
**[10:02] ---**
and he's stopped reacting
to my Enstagram posts
**[10:04] ---**
so I have no idea what he's thinking.
**[10:07] ---**
But if my quitting
**[10:09] ---**
turned him into a boss who can have empathy
for his subordinates, that would make me happy.
**[10:14] ---**
Your old boss seems like
he was competent at his job,
**[10:18] ---**
so it's just a feeling I'm getting,
but I bet he's turned over a new leaf.
**[10:22] ---**
Momose, you're too nice!
Love you.
**[10:26] ---**
*My old boss would never turn over a new leaf,
even if the universe was turned upside down.*
**[10:33] ---**
You know, I was worried what my old boss
would think if he saw my posts,
**[10:38] ---**
so I've never uploaded any pictures
of the people at this company.
**[10:42] ---**
There's no way he's looking
at my Enstagram feed, right?
**[10:47] ---**
So anyway...
**[10:48] ---**
- Let's post one!
- Okay!
**[10:54] ---**
Chief! When did you get here?
**[10:56] ---**
You, too, Manager!
**[10:59] ---**
Since you were deep in conversation,
**[11:00] ---**
we were waiting
for the right moment to join you.
**[11:02] ---**
While eating rice balls.
**[11:04] ---**
Tight fit.
**[11:06] ---**
Want half of my popsicle?
**[11:07] ---**
Are you sure?
**[11:09] ---**
I know! Let's take a picture
of the four of us for Enstagram!
**[11:12] ---**
Twinkle!
**[11:17] ---**
All right, posted!
**[11:18] ---**
Hey, liked already!
**[11:20] ---**
Was that you again, Chief?
**[11:24] ---**
It's from Mr. Haijima.
**[11:25] ---**
Who's that?
**[11:27] ---**
My old boss.
**[11:29] ---**
A celebratory like...
**[11:31] ---**
HAIJIMA AND OTHERS LIKED THIS.
**[11:41] ---**
*Good thing you didn't spread that hankie
under my butt, right?*
**[11:54] ---**
About the additional proposals...
**[11:57] ---**
Here's a proposal geared towards having
young couples going on dates here.
**[12:01] ---**
And this one puts
more geeky information on display,
**[12:04] ---**
such as the ecology of marine life,
in order to target your core customers.
**[12:11] ---**
I like both proposals.
**[12:13] ---**
But while I know
it might be asking too much...
**[12:16] ---**
We'd be happiest with a proposal
that doesn't have a specific target,
**[12:20] ---**
and will make everyone
who comes here happy.
**[12:23] ---**
I see. A proposal showing how everyone, from
grownups to children, can have a good time.
**[12:30] ---**
From grownups to children...
**[12:32] ---**
Do you have any ideas
for a proposal like that?
**[12:36] ---**
I know. A quiz...
**[12:39] ---**
What about a quiz based on
all the creatures in this aquarium?
**[12:43] ---**
A quiz?
**[12:45] ---**
Right. If we change the difficulty level,
**[12:47] ---**
everyone from grownups to children
will have fun with it, right?
**[12:53] ---**
That's a great idea!
**[12:55] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[12:58] ---**
NIKORI
**[13:02] ---**
That was a good response.
**[13:04] ---**
It's thanks to your support, Manager.
**[13:06] ---**
No, it's probably because
you're giving it your all.
**[13:09] ---**
Manager!
**[13:11] ---**
Should we call it a day
and go straight home?
**[13:18] ---**
I hope we can create an ad
that those kids will enjoy, too.
**[13:23] ---**
You're making such a racket!
Pipe down!
**[13:26] ---**
How many times do I have to tell you?
**[13:28] ---**
What's wrong, Momose?
**[13:30] ---**
N-Nothing.
My old boss really hated kids, so...
**[13:37] ---**
Yay! I'm first!
**[13:39] ---**
No fair!
**[13:40] ---**
You're not supposed to run!
**[13:45] ---**
You need to shut the hell up,
you miserable twerps!
**[13:50] ---**
I just realized that at my old company,
**[13:51] ---**
creating kid-friendly ads
never even crossed my mind.
**[13:56] ---**
Oh, I'm sorry for going off like that.
**[13:59] ---**
Let me text the office to let them know
we're heading straight home.
**[14:01] ---**
Hey, you! Stop that right now!
**[14:15] ---**
Sorry to make you come with me
to a place like this.
**[14:19] ---**
It's fine. Aside from that,
are you all right, Momose?
**[14:23] ---**
Yes. I was just thinking about
getting a new smartphone anyway.
**[14:27] ---**
I'm not talking about your smartphone.
**[14:32] ---**
I'm fine, really.
**[14:35] ---**
That teacher was yelling so loud
that it startled me, that's all.
**[14:41] ---**
*Not good.*
**[14:42] ---**
*I don't want him to think
that I'm a pathetic loser*
**[14:45] ---**
*who can't get over the trauma
of an old boss.*
**[14:50] ---**
I'm fine!
**[14:56] ---**
OCTOBER 3
**[14:57] ---**
Hey, Momose,
you have a new smartphone!
**[15:00] ---**
Yeah.
**[15:01] ---**
Lucky you! That's the latest model.
**[15:04] ---**
I also upgraded my phone
the other day, but no one's noticed.
**[15:08] ---**
I know that nobody has any interest
in my phone—
**[15:11] ---**
Chief! Your smartphone's cool, too!
**[15:13] ---**
Next time I upgrade,
I'll get the same model as you!
**[15:16] ---**
Really? The same as mine?
Wanna live with me?
**[15:20] ---**
I'm gonna pass on living with you!
**[15:22] ---**
Excuse me, Manager.
**[15:23] ---**
I've thought up some questions for the quiz
we talked about yesterday.
**[15:27] ---**
Like what?
**[15:28] ---**
It has a beak, is a good swimmer,
walks upright,
**[15:32] ---**
and lives in the aquarium. What is it?
**[15:38] ---**
A kappa?
**[15:42] ---**
Kappa. In the aquarium, right?
**[15:45] ---**
Oh, a penguin?
**[15:47] ---**
*After I switched jobs,
I got a great new boss,*
**[15:51] ---**
*and I was entrusted
with work that's worth doing.*
**[15:54] ---**
*Kinjo, who also switched jobs
because of power harassment*
**[15:57] ---**
*is starting to get over
what happened in the past.*
**[16:01] ---**
*But I'm the only one.
When am I ever going to...*
**[16:11] ---**
Looks like the additional proposals
for the aquarium are going to go well, too.
**[16:15] ---**
Yes!
**[16:17] ---**
I'm sorry. It's my phone.
**[16:19] ---**
Go ahead and take the call.
**[16:21] ---**
MR. KURONO
**[16:21] ---**
FORMER BOSS
**[16:25] ---**
*But how? I thought I blocked him.*
**[16:29] ---**
*Did changing my phone
disable the block?*
**[16:33] ---**
HUMAN RESOURCES
**[16:33] ---**
Is it all right if I block
my direct supervisor after I've resigned?
**[16:38] ---**
What? Oh, sure.
**[16:41] ---**
MR. KURONO
**[16:41] ---**
*They've assigned someone else to call me
if they need to ask about work.*
**[16:45] ---**
*So he's definitely calling me
to complain about my quitting.*
**[16:50] ---**
*I mean, for me to get his call
as soon as the block was removed...*
**[16:53] ---**
Just how many times
has he been calling till now?
**[17:00] ---**
My stomach is killing me.
**[17:04] ---**
Are you all right? Should I go buy
some stomach medicine?
**[17:07] ---**
I'm sorry. I'll be fine.
**[17:09] ---**
For now, let's go sit on that bench.
**[17:12] ---**
*Oh, my briefcase.*
**[17:14] ---**
S-Sorry!
**[17:16] ---**
Huh? Oh.
**[17:25] ---**
Just another ten steps. You can do it.
**[17:27] ---**
*He's so kind!*
**[17:29] ---**
*He led me to the bench by hand.*
**[17:37] ---**
*My stomach feels a little better now.*
**[17:41] ---**
*I'm getting another call from him.*
**[17:50] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[17:51] ---**
It's all right.
I'm worried, so I'm taking you home.
**[18:14] ---**
The sunset was beautiful.
**[18:18] ---**
That was out of the blue.
I thought it might cheer you up.
**[18:24] ---**
You did cheer me up!
**[18:26] ---**
I'm glad.
**[18:30] ---**
I got these cracks on my smartphone
the day you started at our company.
**[18:35] ---**
Huh? You did?
**[18:37] ---**
Yeah. There was a lot going on.
**[18:41] ---**
When I went to get your medicine,
**[18:43] ---**
I was in such a panic, I dropped it.
**[18:49] ---**
I was going to get the screen fixed,
but the more time went on...
**[18:54] ---**
I realized that you'd switched jobs
having sustained as many scars as this phone.
**[19:00] ---**
And so I started seeing it
more and more...
**[19:04] ---**
as a mini Momose.
**[19:07] ---**
*I'm in pain!*
**[19:10] ---**
And then it hit me that I wanted
to take care of both this mini-Momose,
**[19:15] ---**
and the real you so that
you wouldn't get any more scars.
**[19:20] ---**
Manager.
**[19:23] ---**
That's why I'm not changing my phone.
**[19:25] ---**
This is all pretty heavy, isn't it? Sorry.
**[19:29] ---**
No, you really cheered me up.
**[19:32] ---**
And I think I can muster the courage
to confront my scars.
**[19:36] ---**
*I have Manager on my side.
I have nothing to fear!*
**[19:40] ---**
Not even Mr. Kurono's call!
**[19:42] ---**
Manager? Driver?
Is it all right if I make a call?
**[19:46] ---**
- Yeah.
- Go right ahead!
**[19:49] ---**
MR. KURONO
CALLING...
**[19:50] ---**
*Momose, I can't believe
you quit, damn it!*
**[19:53] ---**
*He picked up on the first ring!*
**[19:54] ---**
*Without thanking me for all I did
for you, no less! You mocking me?*
**[19:59] ---**
*Thank him? But I did.*
**[20:01] ---**
You're quitting?
**[20:02] ---**
Thank you for looking after me
for so long.
**[20:04] ---**
If you quit, I'll beat the crap out of you!
**[20:06] ---**
*Not that he was listening...*
**[20:08] ---**
*Listen, you! Don't think you can escape!*
**[20:11] ---**
*Useless losers like you are the same
no matter where they go!*
**[20:14] ---**
*Even if you change jobs,
the same thing will happen.*
**[20:16] ---**
*Your boss will only see you
as a useless, pain in the—*
**[20:18] ---**
I don't think that at all.
**[20:20] ---**
Momose is competent,
and I value him as my subordinate.
**[20:23] ---**
Manager.
**[20:25] ---**
Sorry. I couldn't help it.
**[20:27] ---**
*Who's that next to you?*
**[20:28] ---**
I'm Momose's boss, Shirosaki.
**[20:31] ---**
*He says you're competent?
What a total moron of a boss!*
**[20:35] ---**
*Manager, a moron?*
**[20:38] ---**
Mr. Kurono.
**[20:41] ---**
I'd like to belatedly express my gratitude.
**[20:44] ---**
Because you were the worst
possible boss to me, Mr. Kurono,
**[20:48] ---**
it led me to meeting Manager Shirosaki,
the best boss in the world!
**[20:52] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[20:53] ---**
MR. KURONO
**[20:53] ---**
*Damn you, Momose! Don't think
you could get away with this!*
**[20:57] ---**
*You just wait!
I know where you live, you know!*
**[21:00] ---**
*I'm gonna head over to your place
right now, so—*
**[21:09] ---**
Right before I hung up on him, he was screaming
that he was heading over to my place.
**[21:14] ---**
I'm going to move right now.
**[21:16] ---**
But I don't have the money to move.
**[21:19] ---**
Then...
**[21:21] ---**
Momose. Wanna move in with me?
Starting today.
**[21:25] ---**
PERSON #1 WHO BECAME SLIGHTLY UNHINGED
DUE TO THE FORMER BOSS'S CALL
**[21:27] ---**
No, no, I couldn't impose on you like that.
**[21:30] ---**
Are you sure it's okay?
**[21:31] ---**
PERSON #2 WHO BECAME SLIGHTLY UNHINGED
DUE TO THE FORMER BOSS'S CALL
**[21:34] ---**
I'll be happy to help you
transport your stuff!
**[21:36] ---**
PERSON #3 WHO BECAME SLIGHTLY UNHINGED
DUE TO THE FORMER BOSS'S CALL
**[21:39] ---**
What should we do about the move-in soba?
**[21:40] ---**
I'll make soba! I've got a soba-making kit!
**[21:43] ---**
Then I'll deep-fry the tempura!
**[21:45] ---**
For dessert, we'll have millet dumplings!
**[21:46] ---**
Millet dumplings! Like Momotaro!
**[21:47] ---**
*Thanks to that call from my old boss,
we all became slightly unhinged.*
**[23:25] ---**
Momose? The curry's done.
**[23:27] ---**
I'll be right there.
**[23:29] ---**
What's the matter?
**[23:31] ---**
I forgot to cook the rice.
**[23:34] ---**
*This is how my life as Manager's roommate
began all of a sudden.*
# E7 - The Shocking Truth…!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD2P49/the-shocking-truth)
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**[00:04] ---**
*My abusive boss damaged my spirit
and my health, so I moved.*
**[00:27] ---**
*Oh, that's right! Yesterday...*
**[00:29] ---**
MR. KURONO
**[00:29] ---**
*Damn you, Momose! Don't think
you could get away with this!*
**[00:33] ---**
*You just wait!
I know where you live, you know!*
**[00:36] ---**
*I'm gonna head over to your place
right now, so—*
**[00:39] ---**
I'm going to move right now.
**[00:41] ---**
But I don't have the money to move.
**[00:43] ---**
Wanna move in with me?
Starting today.
**[00:46] ---**
That wasn't a dream.
**[00:48] ---**
This really is Manager's home.
**[01:04] ---**
Good morning!
**[01:06] ---**
Morning, Momose.
You're already awake?
**[01:10] ---**
Uh, Manager.
**[01:12] ---**
Huh? Is something the matter?
**[01:15] ---**
Are you really sure about this?
**[01:18] ---**
We were all a little unhinged yesterday,
and brought my stuff over.
**[01:25] ---**
Momose, do you need these slacks?
**[01:27] ---**
No, I don't!
**[01:28] ---**
Then I'll take them!
**[01:30] ---**
Be my guest!
**[01:34] ---**
I know what he said, but I don't think
Mr. Kurono would really come to my house,
**[01:39] ---**
so I don't want to trouble you
any more than I already have.
**[01:42] ---**
You're not troubling me at all.
**[01:45] ---**
I happen to have an extra room, so...
**[01:48] ---**
My older brother was living here,
but he's overseas now, on business.
**[01:52] ---**
So you were living with your brother, then.
**[01:54] ---**
Yeah. But he won't be back any time soon,
so you're more than welcome.
**[01:59] ---**
You can stay as long as you like.
**[02:01] ---**
Manager.
**[02:03] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[02:05] ---**
I'll work hard so I can save up
enough money to move!
**[02:08] ---**
Oh, I'll save money
by making my own lunches!
**[02:15] ---**
Right.
**[03:52] ---**
EPISODE 07
THE SHOCKING TRUTH...!!
**[03:56] ---**
Is that a homemade lunch,
Momose?
**[03:59] ---**
Do you have a girlfriend now?
**[04:01] ---**
No, no, I just thought
I'd save up so I can move.
**[04:05] ---**
You're moving? I want to move, too!
**[04:09] ---**
Lately, my neighbors have been
making such a racket.
**[04:15] ---**
Wait, is that the same lunch
as Manager's?
**[04:17] ---**
Because Manager and I made them
together this morning.
**[04:20] ---**
Huh?
**[04:21] ---**
The thing is, a lot went down, and now
I'm staying at Manager's place as a houseguest.
**[04:25] ---**
Huh? Is that true, Shirosaki?
**[04:28] ---**
Yes.
**[04:29] ---**
Are you serious? No fair!
**[04:31] ---**
I wanna live with you, too!
**[04:40] ---**
The flavor...
**[04:42] ---**
Sorry. Too salty?
**[04:43] ---**
No, no. I never had time
the past few years to cook.
**[04:48] ---**
*Mainly because of
the power harassment.*
**[04:50] ---**
I was always going to convenience stores,
**[04:52] ---**
so I'm thrilled to have
delicious home-cooked meals!
**[04:54] ---**
I wanna eat Manager's
home-cooked meals, too!
**[04:58] ---**
No one wants to eat
my home-cooked meals, anyway.
**[05:02] ---**
I wanna have yours, too, Chief!
**[05:13] ---**
*Are you going to be living here?*
**[05:16] ---**
I'm so happy
to get to live with you, too, Hakutou!
**[05:21] ---**
*W-Well, not like it makes me happy!*
**[05:27] ---**
Are you done unpacking?
**[05:29] ---**
Yes. I'll help you make dinner.
**[05:33] ---**
Thanks. Okay, then,
could you get me that rice there?
**[05:37] ---**
Sure!
**[05:38] ---**
MADE IN AKITA
AKITA KOMACHI
**[05:40] ---**
My family made this rice.
**[05:43] ---**
So you come from a family
of rice farmers?
**[05:46] ---**
Yeah.
**[05:48] ---**
The way he washes the rice
is so professional!
**[05:51] ---**
He's the son of rice farmers,
so no wonder!
**[05:55] ---**
*He's gazing intently at the rice
he just washed.*
**[05:59] ---**
*Wonder what he's doing that for?*
**[06:03] ---**
I'm not sure how many cups I washed.
**[06:06] ---**
That would be three!
**[06:15] ---**
Something's missing.
**[06:17] ---**
I think it's good the way it is.
**[06:20] ---**
No. After all you've been through,
I want to give you something better to eat.
**[06:25] ---**
Manager!
**[06:28] ---**
I got it! Two more shakes of salt!
**[06:31] ---**
*Such detail! Like a pro!*
**[06:33] ---**
SHAKE SHAKE
**[06:36] ---**
*Wait, the lid's still on!*
**[06:41] ---**
Mm. Now it's perfect.
**[06:43] ---**
*And now it's perfect!*
**[06:48] ---**
*And now, take a look at the video!*
**[06:53] ---**
KINJO
**[06:54] ---**
From Kinjo?
**[06:55] ---**
Hello! Momose?
**[06:59] ---**
*Kinjo? What's up?*
**[07:00] ---**
ROWDY ROWDY
**[07:01] ---**
My neighbors are having
a barbecue on their balcony,
**[07:05] ---**
and it's so noisy, I can't sleep.
So right now I'm having a drink.
**[07:08] ---**
*A barbecue on their balcony?*
**[07:10] ---**
*I know, right?
What are you up to, Momose?*
**[07:14] ---**
Oh, I was just watching TV.
**[07:16] ---**
Momose... Hakutou... dinner time...
**[07:24] ---**
*We already ate.*
**[07:26] ---**
*Wow! So you really are living
at Manager's place!*
**[07:30] ---**
You're with him 24/7? That's no fair!
**[07:35] ---**
*- Oh, come on!
- What a racket.*
**[07:37] ---**
*I'm so envious!
I wanna live there, too!*
**[07:38] ---**
I can play with Hakutou everyday, too.
**[07:42] ---**
*You stop that!*
**[07:45] ---**
*Come on, stop it.*
**[07:50] ---**
Hey, Momose.
No homemade lunch today?
**[07:53] ---**
We're going to see a client now,
so today we're eating out.
**[07:58] ---**
No one has any interest
in my home-cooked lunches, anyway.
**[08:03] ---**
I'd be interested to see
your home-cooked lunch, Chief!
**[08:08] ---**
What? I'd like to see it, too!
**[08:15] ---**
I made one for you, too, Kinjo.
**[08:18] ---**
Wow!
**[08:22] ---**
*It's pretty hard-core.*
**[08:24] ---**
*I wonder how many hours
it took to make that?*
**[08:27] ---**
I got up at four to make these!
**[08:29] ---**
So extra!
**[08:44] ---**
Sorry, Hakutou.
**[08:47] ---**
What's wrong, Momose?
**[08:49] ---**
Oh, good morning, Manager.
**[08:52] ---**
Hakutou left all this trash on my pillow.
**[08:52] ---**
CRUMPLED UP
ALUMINUM FOIL
**[08:52] ---**
USED TO
STOP BREAD
**[08:52] ---**
PLASTIC BOTTLE CAP
**[08:56] ---**
I pet him so much, he must've thought
I was annoying and now he might hate me.
**[09:00] ---**
Oh, that's not trash.
**[09:03] ---**
They're Hakutou's treasures.
**[09:07] ---**
Treasures?
**[09:11] ---**
*I-It's not like they're presents or anything.*
**[09:19] ---**
Great that it's a sunny day today, right?
**[09:21] ---**
Yeah. It's a good day for laundry.
**[09:27] ---**
*Those flowers... It's the ones
I gave him as a gift a while ago.*
**[09:34] ---**
This is my thanks for always
showing me the ropes here.
**[09:36] ---**
If you don't want them, sorry!
**[09:43] ---**
*He's watering them, giving them sunlight,
and taking such good care of them.*
**[09:48] ---**
*That's why I don't have
the heart to tell him...*
**[09:51] ---**
Seems like there are
a few more now.
**[09:54] ---**
*...that they're artificial.*
**[10:01] ---**
I've been meaning to say...
**[10:03] ---**
This pink shirt. The color is so gentle
and it's so stylish.
**[10:08] ---**
And you really look good in it.
**[10:10] ---**
Oh, that?
**[10:13] ---**
It used to be white,
but I washed it with a red T-shirt.
**[10:17] ---**
And it turned pink.
**[10:19] ---**
*The shocking truth!*
**[10:28] ---**
Guess it's time to wash
this stuffed animal, too?
**[10:33] ---**
You have to hand-wash these
homemade stuffed animals, like this.
**[10:37] ---**
I see.
**[10:40] ---**
Manager!
**[10:52] ---**
What's wrong, Momose?
**[10:54] ---**
Oh, it's just that I haven't felt
this peaceful in a long time.
**[11:00] ---**
I think that
I can tell you all about it now.
**[11:05] ---**
I've been trying to hide the fact that
I'm still traumatized after all this time.
**[11:11] ---**
But...
**[11:13] ---**
I was thinking that I should
talk to you about it some time.
**[11:19] ---**
About my former boss, Mr. Kurono.
**[11:24] ---**
When I first started working there...
**[11:26] ---**
even if he did talk rough to me,
**[11:28] ---**
I thought it was because
I was incompetent,
**[11:30] ---**
and I was desperate to shape up.
**[11:34] ---**
But it wasn't as if Mr. Kurono
was saying all those things for my sake.
**[11:41] ---**
By the time I realized that it was
power harassment, it was too late,
**[11:46] ---**
and mentally, I was a mess,
and I even got an ulcer.
**[11:51] ---**
So my mind wasn't in a place where
I could do a decent job at work.
**[11:58] ---**
And then the unjust power harassment
started getting harsher and harsher.
**[12:06] ---**
You'll feel calmer if you're enveloped.
**[12:08] ---**
I'm sorry. You probably don't want
to hear this kind of story.
**[12:13] ---**
No, I'm really happy that you can
talk about it of your own accord now.
**[12:19] ---**
I want to hear more
of what you have to say, Momose.
**[12:24] ---**
Do you really?
**[12:27] ---**
It's seems funny,
looking back on it now,
**[12:30] ---**
but when we were out on a sales call,
**[12:32] ---**
he nearly fell tripping over a rock,
and he blamed me for that, too.
**[12:38] ---**
At the time, I couldn't think at all anymore.
**[12:44] ---**
*Come on, cheer up.*
**[12:47] ---**
Hakutou gave me his fish toy!
**[12:51] ---**
*I was finally able to talk about
what I'd been holding inside myself for so long.*
**[12:56] ---**
*It felt like some of the weight
had been lifted from my mind.*
**[13:06] ---**
We should just head straight home, huh?
**[13:08] ---**
Do you want to stop for a drink or two?
**[13:12] ---**
No, on second thought, I think I'll pass.
**[13:15] ---**
You've got Momose waiting for you,
so you should go home as soon as you can.
**[13:21] ---**
Kinjo, is there anything
I can help you with?
**[13:24] ---**
Thanks! But I'll be fine.
I just have a little more to do.
**[13:28] ---**
Okay. Then I'll be heading out.
**[13:30] ---**
Good work!
**[13:34] ---**
*I know, maybe I'll stop by my apartment.*
**[13:38] ---**
*It'd be good to have
more clothes to change into.*
**[13:41] ---**
*And I should check my mail.*
**[13:43] ---**
I'LL BE STOPPING BY MY APARTMENT
TO PICK UP SOME STUFF
BEFORE HEADING HOME.
**[13:50] ---**
*What if Mr. Kurono really is there?*
**[13:53] ---**
*And if he isn't there, what if
I find traces of him having been there?*
**[14:03] ---**
No, it's all good.
**[14:05] ---**
I can't be cowering from him forever!
**[14:07] ---**
Right!
**[14:37] ---**
*No way, right?*
**[14:43] ---**
*It's fine.*
**[14:46] ---**
*Calm down. Calm down.*
**[15:07] ---**
M-Manager!
**[15:10] ---**
Hey.
**[15:11] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[15:13] ---**
I came because I was worried.
**[15:15] ---**
Didn't you see my message?
**[15:19] ---**
I didn't get any messages from you.
**[15:26] ---**
I sent it to Chief by mistake.
**[15:33] ---**
I'M WORRIED, SO I'M COMING TOO
**[15:34] ---**
What? You're coming here?
**[15:35] ---**
I need to apologize to Chief.
**[15:38] ---**
SORRY, CHIEF.
I SENT THAT BY MISTAKE.
**[15:40] ---**
NOOO
**[15:42] ---**
Sorry I surprised you.
**[15:45] ---**
No, I'm all right.
**[15:47] ---**
I'm really happy that you came.
**[15:51] ---**
Are you sure
that's all you need to bring back?
**[15:54] ---**
Yes. This is all I need.
**[15:58] ---**
Hey, I know!
**[16:05] ---**
Now we can go to the bigger supermarket
in the next town over!
**[16:09] ---**
We sure can. Okay, why don't we go
to a far-off supermarket today?
**[16:13] ---**
I mean, it's a nice day.
**[16:15] ---**
Is it okay if I pump up my tires?
**[16:17] ---**
Sure!
**[16:19] ---**
When did these get so flat?
**[16:23] ---**
What? The wheels are really rusty, too.
**[16:29] ---**
Okay.
**[16:34] ---**
What's the matter?
**[16:36] ---**
This isn't my bike after all.
**[16:43] ---**
This is good, don't you think?
**[16:45] ---**
Let's get some.
**[16:47] ---**
Yeah.
**[16:47] ---**
UP TO 5 PER PERSON
**[16:49] ---**
Manager, how many?
**[16:51] ---**
Hm? I'll be 34 this year.
**[16:54] ---**
Oh, 34!
**[16:56] ---**
Yeah. I'm starting to get stiff shoulders.
**[17:00] ---**
*When we got home,
I gave him a heck of a massage.*
**[17:07] ---**
Not enough snacks, huh?
**[17:09] ---**
*I don't have enough, either.*
**[17:12] ---**
Hold on, Hakutou.
**[17:19] ---**
*Gimme that!*
**[17:21] ---**
Calm down, Hakutou.
**[17:25] ---**
All right, why don't I boil some edamame.
**[17:29] ---**
I boiled too much.
**[17:31] ---**
Should we wrap up half
and keep them in the freezer?
**[17:34] ---**
Good idea.
**[17:38] ---**
SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH
**[17:46] ---**
PORTION TO EAT
**[17:47] ---**
I thought I'd never find it.
**[17:51] ---**
All right, let's eat.
**[17:53] ---**
Right.
**[17:55] ---**
*Is there any point in wrapping that?*
**[17:56] ---**
WRAP
**[17:56] ---**
SIEVE
**[18:00] ---**
Want to watch something on TV?
**[18:02] ---**
You can go ahead and watch what you want.
I'm going to take a bath.
**[18:06] ---**
THE SCARIEST STORIES IN THE WORLD
2-HOUR SPECIAL!
SHOWING UP IN THE BATH...
**[18:08] ---**
I'm gonna watch this.
**[18:10] ---**
THE SCARIEST STORIES IN THE WORLD
**[18:28] ---**
THE SCARIEST STORIES
IN THE WORLD
**[18:31] ---**
*This looks great.*
**[18:33] ---**
SQUEEZE
**[18:33] ---**
*That's right, Manager
doesn't like scary things.*
**[18:37] ---**
*If he sees this after
coming back from his shower...*
**[18:41] ---**
*So close!*
**[18:42] ---**
I'm scared,
but I want to know what happens next.
**[18:45] ---**
And now I can't go in the shower.
**[18:53] ---**
So how's it going? Living with Manager?
**[18:56] ---**
It's so much fun. But...
**[18:59] ---**
When I get my winter bonus,
I'll have enough to move,
**[19:02] ---**
so I need to find a new place by then.
**[19:05] ---**
Why don't you just
buy a house together and live in it?
**[19:08] ---**
While I'm all alone in the house
that I bought for two people to live in.
**[19:13] ---**
So much space... so much space...
**[19:15] ---**
I'd like to live with you, too, Chief.
**[19:18] ---**
Really?
**[19:20] ---**
Wanna live with me?
Should we buy matching pajamas?
**[19:23] ---**
No need to buy pajamas.
**[19:28] ---**
The air's starting to get really dry, huh?
**[19:31] ---**
Why don't we go buy
a humidifier this Sunday?
**[19:35] ---**
No, actually, I happened to bring one back
from my parents' house.
**[19:40] ---**
If you're not using this anymore, can I have it?
**[19:43] ---**
Uh, sure.
**[19:48] ---**
This isn't a humidifier...
**[19:51] ---**
It's my mother's facial steamer.
**[19:53] ---**
Our skin feels so smooth
and jiggly now, huh?
**[19:56] ---**
Now that it's jiggly, I suddenly
want to eat some pudding.
**[20:00] ---**
Want to go buy some?
**[20:03] ---**
*Since we started living together, we've been
going to the convenience store at night a lot.*
**[20:09] ---**
The other day, I saw a white kitten
on this road, but when I came near,
**[20:13] ---**
it was a work glove
that had been dropped.
**[20:16] ---**
*Talking about trivial things while feeling
the night air on our faces.*
**[20:21] ---**
*For some reason,
I like spending time like that.*
**[20:27] ---**
Want to get some chocolate, too?
**[20:28] ---**
MUSHROOM-SHAPE
**[20:28] ---**
BAMBOO-SHAPE
**[20:31] ---**
It's hard to decide, huh?
**[20:33] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:35] ---**
WHITE PEACH
**[20:36] ---**
White peach flavor!
**[20:41] ---**
Can I check out some magazines?
**[20:43] ---**
Sure. There's a magazine I've been
meaning to look through, too.
**[20:50] ---**
MOVE-IN READY!
AFFORDABLE RENTING
**[20:58] ---**
Nothing beats eating a steamed pork bun
on the road at night.
**[21:01] ---**
Totally!
**[21:03] ---**
Were there any good finds
in that magazine?
**[21:06] ---**
Uh, yes. I did find something
kind of promising.
**[21:13] ---**
When you find a new place, we won't
get to spend time like this anymore.
**[21:17] ---**
That makes me a little sad.
**[21:20] ---**
I was just thinking the same thing!
**[21:24] ---**
Momose. You and I...
**[21:28] ---**
Yes?
**[21:39] ---**
Didn't we come by bike?
**[21:41] ---**
Whoa! We totally did!
**[21:43] ---**
- Let's head back.
- Right!
**[21:45] ---**
*After being with him too much,
his goofiness had rubbed off on me.*
# E8 - Wanna visit my family home?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3M5XJ/wanna-visit-my-family-home)
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**[00:05] ---**
*I'm on a business trip
with my new boss right now.*
**[00:10] ---**
*Today, we're visiting...*
**[00:13] ---**
*Akita Prefecture.*
**[00:16] ---**
NAMAHAGE VILLAGE
**[00:22] ---**
NAMAHAGE VILLAGE
**[00:30] ---**
There are all kinds of namahage
demon exhibits in Namahage Village.
**[00:35] ---**
Each one has a slightly different
complexion and facial expression.
**[00:40] ---**
*Wasn't Manager traumatized by being
snatched up by a namahage as a child?*
**[00:46] ---**
In the Oga region, there's a certain word
that we use. "Namomi."
**[00:50] ---**
If you get too close to the open hearth,
you get red blotches on your hands and feet.
**[00:55] ---**
- That's what we call namomi.
- Manager.
**[00:57] ---**
Because namomi often afflicts lazy people
who are always taking breaks,
**[00:58] ---**
The namahage demons
aren't bothering you?
**[01:00] ---**
No. I was scared of them as a child, but now
that I'm an adult, I can handle it.
**[01:01] ---**
these namomi are peeled off to punish them.
**[01:04] ---**
The phrases "namomi wo hagu" and "namomi-hagi"
came to be pronounced namahage over time.
**[01:07] ---**
I'll make sure I take
ample reference photos
**[01:09] ---**
The namahage demons will be entering
from over there. Thank you.
**[01:09] ---**
so that we can create the ultimate ad.
**[01:20] ---**
Any naughty children around?
**[01:22] ---**
Any naughty children around?
**[01:31] ---**
*They were all blurry,*
**[01:34] ---**
*so we watched it again!*
**[03:06] ---**
EPISODE 08
WANNA VISIT MY FAMILY HOME?
**[03:08] ---**
All right. I think we've done
enough research for today.
**[03:11] ---**
Can't wait to go
to the Akita Inu Yama tomorrow!
**[03:15] ---**
They're so fluffy, and not scary at all!
**[03:20] ---**
*Uh-oh. Did that annoy him, maybe?*
**[03:24] ---**
Uh, Manager?
**[03:26] ---**
Oh, sorry.
**[03:28] ---**
When you said fluffy, it made me think
of Hakutou, who I left with Chief.
**[03:34] ---**
Wonder what Hakutou's up to now?
**[03:42] ---**
*My owners have been away
on business since yesterday.*
**[03:46] ---**
*That's why I came to the home of this
weird old guy with glasses.*
**[03:49] ---**
*The weird old guy with glasses
won't stop brushing me.*
**[03:54] ---**
Oh, Hakutou.
**[03:57] ---**
It's time for your nap, isn't it?
**[03:59] ---**
I'll sleep next to you so you won't get lonely.
**[04:08] ---**
He wouldn't want
to sleep next to me anyway.
**[04:13] ---**
Momose, is there somewhere
you'd like to go in Akita?
**[04:21] ---**
Wanna visit my family home?
**[04:26] ---**
Hey, I'm just kidding.
**[04:28] ---**
Who wants to go to his boss's house?
It'd probably make you nervous.
**[04:32] ---**
Oh, no. Actually,
if it's not too much trouble...
**[04:35] ---**
Are you kidding? It would be a godsend.
**[04:38] ---**
When I mentioned this trip
to my grandmother,
**[04:40] ---**
she said, "There's something I want
to show you, so come home if you have time."
**[04:45] ---**
Your grandmother?
**[04:47] ---**
You mean the one from the Grandma's
Bag of Wisdom channel, right?
**[04:51] ---**
I would love to meet her!
**[04:54] ---**
I wonder what she wants to show you?
**[05:08] ---**
Hello! It's so nice to meet you!
**[05:11] ---**
Well, well, so glad you made it.
Now, now, come on in!
**[05:15] ---**
SHIROSAKI
**[05:16] ---**
Don't mind if I do.
**[05:22] ---**
So, what's your name?
**[05:24] ---**
I'm Kentaro Momose.
**[05:26] ---**
Ken-chan!
**[05:28] ---**
Ken-chan? Yes!
**[05:30] ---**
So Ken-chan, where are you from?
**[05:33] ---**
Th-That would be Hokkaido.
**[05:35] ---**
Ken-chan, how old are you?
**[05:37] ---**
I'm 26.
**[05:39] ---**
Ken-chan, want some rice crackers?
**[05:41] ---**
Yes! I'd love some!
**[05:44] ---**
Ken-chan, about dinner,
is kiritanpo hot pot okay with you?
**[05:49] ---**
Sorry. It carried over.
**[05:52] ---**
Right!
**[06:02] ---**
*Hakutou is asleep on top of me!*
**[06:05] ---**
*So cute!*
**[06:06] ---**
Are we friends now?
**[06:10] ---**
*It's not like we're friends or anything.*
**[06:18] ---**
Kumattechan...
**[06:20] ---**
is jealous!
**[06:26] ---**
It's from Chief.
**[06:28] ---**
"Now that I'm getting along with Hakutou,
Kumattechan is jealous."
**[06:41] ---**
Looks like Hakutou
is getting along with Chief!
**[06:45] ---**
Yeah. That's a relief.
**[06:48] ---**
Yu-chan, is it all right
if I show Ken-chan the photo album?
**[06:52] ---**
Sure. If Momose's at all interested...
**[06:56] ---**
I am interested!
**[07:01] ---**
Cu...
**[07:02] ---**
Cute!
**[07:04] ---**
Oh, right, he mistook
this radish for his bottle.
**[07:09] ---**
*So he was goofy even as a baby?*
**[07:13] ---**
That one...
**[07:15] ---**
is a photo of me when I fell asleep
while brushing my teeth.
**[07:18] ---**
And that's me crying
when I dropped my ice cream cone.
**[07:21] ---**
But in this one, it seemed like the ants
were saying, "Thanks for dropping it!"
**[07:26] ---**
So I stopped crying.
**[07:31] ---**
ENTRANCE CEREMONY
OGA MUNICIPAL ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
**[07:31] ---**
This is at the entrance ceremony
for grade school.
**[07:34] ---**
In this one, everything fell out
of his backpack when he bowed.
**[07:39] ---**
*They're all adorable.*
**[07:41] ---**
All these photos are great!
**[07:45] ---**
What about this one?
**[07:46] ---**
That's Yu-chan and his big brother.
**[07:48] ---**
Manager and his older brother!
**[07:50] ---**
When Yu-chan fell into the paddy,
his brother rushed to his rescue,
**[07:55] ---**
only to fall in himself.
**[07:58] ---**
Brother was the one
who took all of these photos.
**[08:02] ---**
My brother was into cameras
since he was little.
**[08:08] ---**
I really want a camera.
**[08:14] ---**
When I heard that,
I frantically saved up my allowance.
**[08:20] ---**
Big Bro?
**[08:22] ---**
Here. A turtle.
**[08:24] ---**
I gave him a turtle.
**[08:26] ---**
Turtle!
**[08:28] ---**
He was beyond thrilled.
**[08:30] ---**
When I look back on it now,
I feel so mortified.
**[08:33] ---**
Santa had given him a camera.
**[08:38] ---**
The room you're letting me stay in
is your older brother's, right?
**[08:42] ---**
I think you said he was overseas?
**[08:45] ---**
What does your brother do overseas?
**[08:48] ---**
He's a photographer.
**[08:50] ---**
So cool!
**[08:51] ---**
PROFESSIONAL CAMERAMAN
PHOTOGRAPHER
**[08:53] ---**
He travels all over the world,
taking pictures of landscapes and animals.
**[08:59] ---**
What's wrong?
**[09:01] ---**
Well, recently, I suddenly
lost contact with my brother.
**[09:05] ---**
His job sometimes requires him
to go to dangerous places, so...
**[09:09] ---**
Well, that would worry me, too.
**[09:16] ---**
Just as I planned,
you're talking about your brother now!
**[09:21] ---**
When I said there was something
I wanted to show you...
**[09:24] ---**
That's what I meant.
**[09:26] ---**
What you meant?
**[09:28] ---**
What do you mean?
**[09:32] ---**
She means that I'm back.
**[09:34] ---**
I'm home!
**[09:37] ---**
Big Brother.
**[09:39] ---**
You're alive.
**[09:46] ---**
Sorry to worry you.
**[09:48] ---**
I was going to visit you in Tokyo,
**[09:51] ---**
but then I heard
that you'd be coming here.
**[09:53] ---**
Grandma's surprise. A smashing success!
**[09:56] ---**
See, my phone got busted,
so I couldn't contact you. Sorry.
**[10:01] ---**
Yu, who's this?
**[10:03] ---**
Right. This is Momose, my subordinate.
**[10:06] ---**
Momose, this is my older brother.
**[10:09] ---**
Oh, uh, n-nice to meet you!
**[10:14] ---**
I'm going to go wash my face.
**[10:18] ---**
My kid brother can be a little ditzy,
so does he do okay as your boss?
**[10:24] ---**
Yes! He's done so much for me!
**[10:27] ---**
Ken-chan's living with Yu-chan, I hear.
**[10:31] ---**
Oh, are you staying in my room?
**[10:33] ---**
Uh, that's right.
**[10:36] ---**
I've been crashing temporarily
in your room.
**[10:39] ---**
Hey, it's okay.
I'm hardly ever in Japan anyway.
**[10:43] ---**
Stay there as long as you like.
**[10:45] ---**
Th-Thank you so much!
**[10:49] ---**
Ken-chan, is it okay if I take a picture?
**[10:52] ---**
Uh, sure.
**[10:55] ---**
There's a turtle on your camera!
**[10:58] ---**
Is that the turtle Manager saved up
his allowance to buy?
**[11:02] ---**
Yeah, you heard that story?
That's right.
**[11:06] ---**
It's the turtle that my kid brother
gave me so long ago.
**[11:09] ---**
*I can tell that he's been cherishing it
all this time.*
**[11:12] ---**
He was so adorable when he was a kid.
**[11:16] ---**
The reason I got into cameras
in the first place...
**[11:22] ---**
was because I wanted to take
tons of photos of my sweet kid brother.
**[11:29] ---**
But don't tell him I said that.
**[11:38] ---**
So Brother, how did your smartphone
get busted?
**[11:41] ---**
Oh.
**[11:45] ---**
There's a fountain that brings you
good fortune if you toss in a coin.
**[11:50] ---**
And I tossed my smartphone by mistake.
**[11:55] ---**
What a dogachika!
**[11:57] ---**
Huh? Doka...
**[11:59] ---**
Regional dialect. To translate...
**[12:03] ---**
Dogachikade!
**[12:09] ---**
This is Japan, Brother.
**[12:12] ---**
Oh, yeah, I can't help myself
when I try to translate.
**[12:16] ---**
It means careless or ditzy.
**[12:20] ---**
Gunshots?
**[12:23] ---**
Brother.
**[12:25] ---**
I told you, this is Japan.
**[12:28] ---**
*They're goofy brothers!*
**[12:33] ---**
These are the ingredients
for kiritanpo hot pot.
**[12:36] ---**
Just like the ones I saw
on your MyTube channel!
**[12:39] ---**
Since we're all here, let me record us
all making kiritanpo hotpot together.
**[12:44] ---**
GRANDMA'S BAG OF WISDOM
HOW TO MAKE KIRITANPO
**[12:45] ---**
I'm going to upload it
to my Grandma's Bag of Wisdom channel.
**[12:49] ---**
Let me shoot it.
**[12:50] ---**
Thanks.
**[12:52] ---**
Okay, I'm recording.
**[12:56] ---**
Hey, it's out of juice.
**[12:59] ---**
I've got one. Here.
**[13:07] ---**
Not ju-en. I meant juice!
**[13:11] ---**
Thanks for the great footage!
**[13:16] ---**
You pound the rice like this
until it's about half-crushed.
**[13:20] ---**
- Wanna give it a try?
- Yes!
**[13:25] ---**
You're good at this!
**[13:26] ---**
Uh-huh!
**[13:28] ---**
- You're good at this!
- Uh-huh!
**[13:31] ---**
- You're good at this!
- Uh-huh!
**[13:33] ---**
- You're good at this!
- Uh-huh!
**[13:41] ---**
Brother, did you buy a new smartphone?
**[13:44] ---**
Yeah. But...
**[13:46] ---**
I've already cracked the screen a little.
**[13:48] ---**
*That was fast!*
**[13:50] ---**
How?
**[13:52] ---**
I bought a new one
as soon as I got back here.
**[13:56] ---**
But on the way back...
**[14:00] ---**
I thought I was putting it into my pocket,
only I didn't have any pockets.
**[14:06] ---**
Hey, aren't you that Shirosaki kid?
**[14:09] ---**
Yeah, thought so!
**[14:12] ---**
Long time no...
**[14:16] ---**
Hey, look at you, all grown up!
**[14:23] ---**
Well, you take it easy now!
**[14:28] ---**
I guess you were lucky that it was just
the screen that got cracked.
**[14:34] ---**
Is kiritanpo supposed to be that long?
**[14:37] ---**
Uh, no.
**[14:39] ---**
We lost track because we were deep
in conversation, huh?
**[14:52] ---**
It's plum tasty, so you dig in first!
**[14:57] ---**
That's Akita dialect, too.
It means... Let's see...
**[15:02] ---**
It's majorly delish,
so she wants you to try it.
**[15:07] ---**
Yu...
**[15:08] ---**
He won't get it if you translate
Akita dialect into Akita dialect!
**[15:12] ---**
It means, "It's really delicious,
I'm telling you."
**[15:14] ---**
Oh, I see.
**[15:18] ---**
So? Is it good?
**[15:20] ---**
Yes! Majorly delish! I'd say.
**[15:25] ---**
You're a big guy, Ken-chan, so have lots.
**[15:29] ---**
There are seconds, too.
**[15:31] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[15:33] ---**
By the way, Yu...
**[15:35] ---**
It's been a while, so want to go
to the neighborhood hot spring?
**[15:38] ---**
Fine by me. Momose, want to go?
**[15:43] ---**
Yes!
**[15:47] ---**
Brother, it's been a long time.
Are you sure you know the way?
**[15:51] ---**
Of course!
**[15:54] ---**
I've been there over a hundred times!
**[16:08] ---**
Seriously, Brother? Let me handle this.
**[16:12] ---**
Hey, Mr. Reliable!
**[16:23] ---**
Where are we?
**[16:25] ---**
Um, would you like me to drive?
**[16:33] ---**
*Three hundred meters ahead.
Make a left.*
**[16:45] ---**
Hey, could that be it?
**[16:46] ---**
OGA HOT SPRING VILLAGE
**[16:51] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[16:57] ---**
Hey, if it isn't the Shirosaki brothers!
**[17:00] ---**
Oh, hey, long time no see!
**[17:03] ---**
Now when did you two get back?
**[17:06] ---**
I got here today.
**[17:07] ---**
I got here last week.
**[17:10] ---**
I remember you two were always getting
into trouble for swimming in the bath.
**[17:15] ---**
Sorry about that.
**[17:16] ---**
Don't swim here anymore, all right?
**[17:18] ---**
Hey, but look how big you both are!
You used to be so tiny!
**[17:23] ---**
*Manager and his brother
are both well-liked at home, too.*
**[17:31] ---**
RELAXATION HALL
UP AHEAD TO THE LEFT
**[17:33] ---**
Want to drink some milk
in that lounge over there?
**[17:34] ---**
RELAXATION HALL
**[17:36] ---**
Okay!
**[17:38] ---**
Huh? What?
**[17:41] ---**
Brother, you have to pull it.
**[17:46] ---**
Huh?
**[17:48] ---**
Um, I think you slide it?
**[17:55] ---**
MILK
**[18:03] ---**
So, what kind of photos do you take?
**[18:12] ---**
Stuff like this.
**[18:14] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[18:28] ---**
Somehow I can sense
how vast the world is,
**[18:31] ---**
and it makes my own troubles
seem so small.
**[18:34] ---**
Thank you for the great review!
**[18:41] ---**
Tons of turtles!
**[18:43] ---**
Lots of turtle photos, right?
**[18:44] ---**
Thanks to this,
I'm a big fan of turtles now!
**[18:51] ---**
This mountain is erupting like crazy.
**[18:55] ---**
Looks so mystical.
**[18:59] ---**
But wasn't it scary, getting this close to it?
**[19:03] ---**
I never skimp on safety precautions, but
there are lots of times when I feel scared.
**[19:08] ---**
Still...
**[19:10] ---**
In this world, there are unbelievably
beautiful landscapes, creatures, and people.
**[19:19] ---**
And my desire to show those images to as many
people as I can extinguishes my fears.
**[19:26] ---**
M-Me, too.
Me, too! Me, too!
**[19:30] ---**
I want to harbor a strong desire to bring
amazing ads to as many people as I can
**[19:35] ---**
and overcome all kinds of fears!
**[19:38] ---**
*I fell under his influence at warp speed!*
**[19:42] ---**
I'm gonna give it my all, too.
**[19:48] ---**
Tomorrow, I'm going to gather lots
of information about the Akita Inu Yama,
**[19:53] ---**
and let the whole world know
how awesome Akita is.
**[19:59] ---**
Just look at those Shirosaki kids.
**[20:11] ---**
Sorry, could you stop the car for a second?
**[20:23] ---**
Yu! Look how gorgeous the stars are!
**[20:26] ---**
You come, too, Ken-chan!
**[20:31] ---**
Brother hasn't changed at all.
**[20:41] ---**
That's the Great Square of Pegasus, right?
**[20:44] ---**
That's the Andromeda Galaxy,
and that's Pegasus over there.
**[20:49] ---**
There's a great view of Cassiopeia, too.
**[20:52] ---**
That's the Polar Star.
**[20:54] ---**
And...
**[20:55] ---**
H-Hey, watch out.
**[20:59] ---**
Yu! I'll save you!
**[21:03] ---**
Are you all right?
**[21:04] ---**
We're fine.
**[21:12] ---**
*It's just like that photo.*
**[21:15] ---**
*Dogachikade!*
**[21:17] ---**
Yu! Look this way.
**[21:20] ---**
Peace.
**[21:23] ---**
*They're really wonderful,
goofy brothers.*
**[22:59] ---**
AKITA INU YAMA
**[23:04] ---**
These are our Akita dogs.
**[23:06] ---**
They may be big,
but they're still puppies!
**[23:11] ---**
Just as I thought,
they're fluffy and adorable!
**[23:15] ---**
In order to show the world
just how cute they are,
**[23:18] ---**
I'm going to take
tons of reference photos.
**[23:20] ---**
So cool!
**[23:27] ---**
Manager!
**[23:29] ---**
A-Are you all right?
**[23:31] ---**
I forgot about the glass.
# E9 - I'll listen to that~!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXQ8VK/ill-listen-to-that)
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**[00:01] ---**
*Planning and Sales Section Chief
at Minette, Mitsuo Aoyama, age 39.*
**[00:08] ---**
*No one will look my way.
No one has any interest in me.*
**[00:17] ---**
Mr. Tanaka,
do you want to go to lunch?
**[00:19] ---**
Yeah, good idea.
**[00:21] ---**
*No one's going to ask me, anyway.*
**[00:24] ---**
How about we have
that sea bass special? It's the BASS-t!
**[00:27] ---**
Just kidding!
**[00:28] ---**
Hey, there you go again,
with the silly puns!
**[00:33] ---**
*If I utter a pun, maybe I'll get
some attention from my own subordinates.*
**[00:37] ---**
Your boss is im-BOSS-ibly uncool.
Just kidding.
**[00:40] ---**
What? No, no.
You're a totally cool boss, Chief.
**[00:44] ---**
I know you are.
**[00:46] ---**
*He didn't get my pun.*
**[00:48] ---**
*But...*
**[00:49] ---**
*Ba-bump!*
**[00:51] ---**
Chief, would you like to go to lunch?
**[00:54] ---**
Yesssss!
**[02:27] ---**
EPISODE 09
I'LL LISTEN TO THAT~!
**[02:50] ---**
*This stuffed animal is alive.*
**[02:57] ---**
THE BEAR
**[03:00] ---**
*This horror movie looks good!*
**[03:04] ---**
*Right, Manager doesn't like
scary stuff.*
**[03:08] ---**
Bears are scary.
**[03:10] ---**
*Right now, Manager and I are on our way
to return a wallet*
**[03:14] ---**
*we found in front of our building
to its owner.*
**[03:19] ---**
Uh, Manager?
**[03:20] ---**
It should be around here.
**[03:22] ---**
Uh, right.
**[03:34] ---**
Welcome.
**[03:38] ---**
Yay! I have some visitors!
**[03:38] ---**
SHIROSAKI
POV
**[03:45] ---**
Manager!
**[03:46] ---**
Shirosaki?
**[03:49] ---**
Thank you for coming all this way
to bring me my wallet.
**[03:52] ---**
It's fine. I thought it would be
inconvenient not to have it.
**[03:55] ---**
Pardon me.
**[03:57] ---**
*Tons of Kumattechans!*
**[03:59] ---**
Who knew that I'd drop my wallet?
**[04:02] ---**
You've been busy, Chief.
You must be exhausted.
**[04:05] ---**
So we brought you something sweet
to relieve your fatigue.
**[04:09] ---**
Weepy, weepy...
**[04:11] ---**
I nearly used your wallet to buy them.
**[04:16] ---**
Gotta hand it to you, Shirosaki.
**[04:18] ---**
I'll go make some honey tea, okay?
**[04:20] ---**
You two sit with Kumattechan
on the sofa and wait, okay?
**[04:26] ---**
A LITTLE SCARED TO SIT NEXT TO HIM
**[04:31] ---**
*He moved!*
**[04:39] ---**
Thank you for the desserts!
**[04:46] ---**
Really, this is such a beautiful house.
So spacious.
**[04:50] ---**
Thanks.
But it's lonely living here by myself,
**[04:54] ---**
so I was thinking of selling it
right after my divorce went through.
**[04:57] ---**
What?
**[04:58] ---**
But since these Kumattechans arrived,
**[05:01] ---**
I've felt less lonely,
and now I'm enjoying my life here.
**[05:06] ---**
*Kumattechan gave Chief moral support.*
**[05:10] ---**
Sorry I was scared of you.
**[05:15] ---**
Hey, it's fluffy and cute.
**[05:19] ---**
*I never knew that side of Chief.*
**[05:27] ---**
Hey, it's Kumattechan!
**[05:32] ---**
Hey, Momose. Morning!
**[05:35] ---**
Morning, Kinjo.
**[05:43] ---**
Why do you have a mic on yours?
**[05:46] ---**
This is the symbol
from my favorite anime.
**[05:49] ---**
Anime?
**[05:50] ---**
Yeah. My hobby is watching anime.
**[05:54] ---**
Really? I never would've guessed!
**[05:57] ---**
Oh, Manager. Good morning!
**[06:00] ---**
Good morning.
**[06:02] ---**
Morning.
**[06:09] ---**
Kinjo, are you free tonight?
**[06:11] ---**
What's going on?
**[06:13] ---**
Do you want to get dinner?
**[06:15] ---**
Sure, I'll go! The usual four, right?
**[06:19] ---**
No, would you mind
if it was just you and me?
**[06:22] ---**
Not yet!
**[06:24] ---**
Right, not yet. I get it.
It's too soon for us to be alone, right?
**[06:29] ---**
No, it hasn't boiled yet.
It's still water!
**[06:38] ---**
Going drinking one-on-one with Manager!
**[06:44] ---**
You're going drinking,
just the two of you?
**[06:45] ---**
Yeah. Seems like there's something
Manager wants to ask me.
**[06:49] ---**
Something he wants to ask you?
**[06:51] ---**
No one wants to go drinking
one-on-one with me.
**[06:59] ---**
Chief?
**[07:01] ---**
If you're interested, would you
like to go drinking with me?
**[07:05] ---**
GASP
**[07:06] ---**
Yesssss!
**[07:08] ---**
*This might be a chance
to get to know Chief better!*
**[07:12] ---**
MOMOTARO
**[07:14] ---**
You're studying anime?
**[07:16] ---**
Yeah. Lately we've been getting more and
more requests for anime-related ads,
**[07:21] ---**
so I'd like to know more about it.
**[07:23] ---**
I see. So that's why
you wanted to talk to me.
**[07:26] ---**
I'm planning to watch a few titles.
**[07:29] ---**
But there are so many shows,
you don't know what to start with, right?
**[07:33] ---**
Exactly.
**[07:36] ---**
We need to find something
that's easy to get into.
**[07:39] ---**
Hey!
**[07:41] ---**
What about this? Since you love cats,
I'd recommend it for you.
**[07:42] ---**
MEOW-DOL MASTER
**[07:45] ---**
It's a show about anthropomorphic cats.
**[07:47] ---**
Meow-dol Master?
**[07:49] ---**
God-tier episodes every week,
**[07:51] ---**
and they put a lot of work
into the Part Cs and the end titles.
**[07:53] ---**
Hey, and the people in them
are top-notch!
**[07:56] ---**
PART C
END TITLES
**[07:56] ---**
GOD-TIER
PEOPLE INSIDE
**[07:57] ---**
*I have no idea what he's saying.*
**[07:59] ---**
It's got three seasons so far.
My personal favorite is Mujirushi!
**[08:04] ---**
Mujirushi.
**[08:05] ---**
MUJIRUSHI
**[08:06] ---**
Hey, I know what that is.
**[08:07] ---**
I like Mujirushi, too. I bought some
butter chicken curry the other day.
**[08:12] ---**
That's another Mujirushi!
**[08:16] ---**
Sorry. I was going on and on,
spouting jargon.
**[08:20] ---**
I was so thrilled to be talking
anime with you. I couldn't help it.
**[08:23] ---**
No, it's just that I'm too clueless about it.
**[08:26] ---**
I'll give this show a try.
**[08:28] ---**
By the way,
what's your absolute favorite, Kinjo?
**[08:31] ---**
What, you're gonna go there?
**[08:34] ---**
The show that I got the most addicted to
is called Mic Prince!
**[08:39] ---**
Mi-Pri started out as a smartphone game,
**[08:43] ---**
but then it got an anime adaptation,
and the story's super loaded,
**[08:46] ---**
and the character songs are also godly.
**[08:48] ---**
Hm, hm, I see.
**[08:50] ---**
Hey, once in a while,
they even do virtual live shows!
**[08:52] ---**
I take my stuffed animal
and take part in them!
**[08:55] ---**
You wouldn't believe how obsessed I am.
**[08:57] ---**
*Incomprehensible.*
**[09:00] ---**
Hey, want to see my waifu?
**[09:02] ---**
What? You're married?
**[09:05] ---**
My waifu... My waifu...
**[09:09] ---**
HEART POUNDING
**[09:09] ---**
I'd like to see her.
**[09:12] ---**
Found it!
**[09:14] ---**
It's this character.
**[09:16] ---**
*I'm going to sing just for you.*
**[09:23] ---**
CANNOT KEEP UP
**[09:24] ---**
Manager? Please come back!
**[09:28] ---**
Manager and Kinjo
must be drinking right now, huh?
**[09:32] ---**
Probably. Back when I was
Shirosaki's supervisor,
**[09:36] ---**
the two of us used to go drinking a lot.
**[09:38] ---**
How many years ago was it
that you were Manager's supervisor?
**[09:43] ---**
I think it's been ten years?
**[09:45] ---**
He was the second employee
that I supervised.
**[09:49] ---**
I'd messed up the first one,
so I was really nervous.
**[09:54] ---**
*I'm sure it was my fault
that new hire quit.*
**[09:58] ---**
*Trauma.*
**[09:59] ---**
The new hire that Aoyama once supervised
quit after a week, right?
**[10:04] ---**
Oh, you mean that kid who snapped,
saying he didn't want to work anymore?
**[10:09] ---**
That type of person would quit no matter
who supervised him, don't you think?
**[10:12] ---**
*What am I going to do
if my new subordinate quits, too?*
**[10:15] ---**
*I'm going to be extra careful.*
**[10:19] ---**
My name is Shirosaki.
Nice to meet you.
**[10:23] ---**
I'm Aoyama. Nice to meet you.
**[10:24] ---**
HEART POUNDING
**[10:26] ---**
*Oh, I greeted him without standing up.
He's going to snap and quit.*
**[10:30] ---**
All right, why don't we do some light training
in the conference room?
**[10:34] ---**
Right.
**[10:36] ---**
Good work.
**[10:39] ---**
The humidifier in this room is out of order,
so it's pretty dry in here.
**[10:42] ---**
Have some water, if you like.
**[10:44] ---**
Wait, you're done with it already?
**[10:47] ---**
Yes.
**[10:48] ---**
*He's a competent kid. If I make even
one mistake, he'll snap, and then quit.*
**[10:55] ---**
So once you seal those up,
we'll be done.
**[10:58] ---**
Right.
**[10:59] ---**
*Glue...*
**[11:02] ---**
I'm sorry, I left it on my desk.
Would you mind if I borrowed this one?
**[11:10] ---**
If you don't mind
sharing an indirect kiss with me.
**[11:11] ---**
LIP BALM
**[11:14] ---**
Lip balm? Sorry, I thought
it was a glue stick.
**[11:18] ---**
And I was so nervous,
I forgot to bring along my glue stick.
**[11:21] ---**
I'm really sorry.
**[11:23] ---**
Whoa, I'm sorry! Are you all right?
**[11:31] ---**
NATURAL WATER
**[11:35] ---**
Thanks to Shirosaki, my own tension
dissipated just like that.
**[11:40] ---**
My trauma also vanished without a trace.
**[11:46] ---**
Huh? It's a message from Manager.
**[11:50] ---**
Meow-dol Master?
**[11:53] ---**
*Sorry, I was trying to save an anime photo,
but sent it to you by mistake.*
**[11:58] ---**
"The thing is, I'm studying
anime right now."
**[12:02] ---**
What? Shirosaki?
**[12:04] ---**
Yes.
**[12:05] ---**
Well, we've been getting more
and more requests for anime-related ads.
**[12:10] ---**
Shirosaki sure is diligent.
**[12:12] ---**
Kinjo said he was an anime fan,
so that's why Manager...
**[12:17] ---**
*Okay, we're going to dance
to the rhythm together!*
**[12:21] ---**
Meow-dol Master's songs
and dances are popular!
**[12:26] ---**
Hey, I know! Want to go to karaoke now?
**[12:31] ---**
Chief, thank you for today.
**[12:34] ---**
We had fun, didn't we?
**[12:37] ---**
Good night!
**[12:41] ---**
*That was fun, talking about
all kinds of things.*
**[12:44] ---**
*Now I want to know
more about the chief.*
**[12:51] ---**
I've totally mastered this dance!
**[12:53] ---**
*I'm going to do my best
to keep up with you!*
**[13:21] ---**
I ended up singing tons of songs!
**[13:23] ---**
Manager, what do you want to sing next?
**[13:26] ---**
Thank you so much for today.
**[13:34] ---**
I should be thanking you.
**[13:42] ---**
I've always wanted
to drink with you one-on-one.
**[13:46] ---**
So this was the best night of my life.
**[13:48] ---**
Kinjo, I'm going to do my best
to learn about anime.
**[13:54] ---**
Please create
an anime ad with me someday.
**[13:58] ---**
You bet!
**[14:04] ---**
So cute!
**[14:06] ---**
I've learned some of the dance moves, too.
**[14:12] ---**
That's awesome!
**[14:20] ---**
I'm home.
**[14:21] ---**
Whoa!
**[14:25] ---**
Welcome home... Meow...
**[14:27] ---**
*Meow? What happened with Kinjo?*
**[14:34] ---**
Manager, are you all right?
**[14:37] ---**
*Guess he had a good time?*
**[14:40] ---**
*I'll ask him tomorrow.*
**[14:45] ---**
Good morning!
**[14:46] ---**
Morning.
**[14:47] ---**
Nice weather today, huh?
**[14:50] ---**
M-Ms. Konno?
**[14:51] ---**
Oh, sorry for yelling all of a sudden.
**[14:54] ---**
No, no. Is something the matter?
**[14:57] ---**
I was supposed to be in charge
of a mixer tonight,
**[15:00] ---**
but all of the guys caught the flu.
**[15:03] ---**
My friends are going to be bummed.
**[15:05] ---**
Help me out, Momose and Chief!
**[15:08] ---**
When did you get here?
**[15:09] ---**
Everyone, can you take part
in a mixer tonight?
**[15:13] ---**
I can go!
**[15:15] ---**
Thanks!
**[15:17] ---**
What about you, Momose and Chief?
**[15:18] ---**
What? Uh, if someone like me is okay.
**[15:21] ---**
Same here. Even though
I'll only dampen the mood if I go.
**[15:26] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[15:27] ---**
HEY...
**[15:28] ---**
*Hey, speaking of mixers...*
**[15:31] ---**
Uh, excuse me.
**[15:33] ---**
Manager!
**[15:36] ---**
Would you like to come to a mixer?
**[15:38] ---**
Mister?
**[15:39] ---**
A mixer, actually.
You'd be helping her out!
**[15:43] ---**
Momose? Are you all right? Hey...
**[15:53] ---**
Speaking of mixers, years ago...
**[15:56] ---**
Come to the mixer
to balance out the numbers.
**[15:59] ---**
*I went because Mr. Kurono asked me to.*
**[16:02] ---**
*But it didn't really go well.*
**[16:05] ---**
*And I got kicked.*
**[16:06] ---**
You didn't do your job and get everyone
pumped up. That's why it didn't go well!
**[16:11] ---**
I have to make sure it's fun.
**[16:14] ---**
Mixers are scary.
**[16:17] ---**
Whoa! Chief! When did you get here?
**[16:19] ---**
I've been behind you all along.
**[16:27] ---**
*And so...*
**[16:29] ---**
*Some proper-looking guys showed up.*
**[16:31] ---**
*Those suits look expensive.*
**[16:33] ---**
*I'm so nervous.*
**[16:34] ---**
It's a fancy restaurant,
but they serve beef bowls.
**[16:37] ---**
And looks like there's
a salad bar in the back.
**[16:39] ---**
*I'm going to do all I can
to get everyone pumped up!*
**[16:42] ---**
Y-You've all been friends
since elementary school, right?
**[16:46] ---**
That's right!
**[16:48] ---**
This is my friend, Kumattechan.
**[16:52] ---**
I tagged along. Yay!
**[16:54] ---**
Ventriloquism?
**[16:56] ---**
That flowery dress sure is cute.
**[16:59] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[17:00] ---**
Ahem.
**[17:02] ---**
I know I'm not cute.
**[17:04] ---**
Super-cute, super-cute.
**[17:08] ---**
You're on a roll, Chief!
**[17:09] ---**
Excuse me. Please grill these vegetables
lightly before eating hem.
**[17:15] ---**
Right.
**[17:18] ---**
Grill them with fire?
**[17:21] ---**
Manager, that's a candle for lighting.
**[17:26] ---**
Please use this brazier.
**[17:29] ---**
I can see myself
when I was happy in this flame.
**[17:33] ---**
Are you the Little Match-girl?
**[17:35] ---**
Funny!
**[17:38] ---**
*I've got to get something going, too.*
**[17:40] ---**
Excuse me, what blood type are you all?
**[17:43] ---**
Oh, we're all Type A.
**[17:47] ---**
Ehhhh?
**[17:48] ---**
A dad joke, out of nowhere!
**[17:52] ---**
What blood type are you?
**[17:55] ---**
My heart is quite bloody.
So much happened in my life.
**[17:59] ---**
Heavy, much?
**[18:02] ---**
Here's the fried chicken.
I'll divvy them up.
**[18:08] ---**
Lemon...
**[18:10] ---**
Lemon in both eyes again.
**[18:12] ---**
Manager!
**[18:15] ---**
My glasses always deflect
the lemon juice anyway.
**[18:22] ---**
You're in top form today!
**[18:25] ---**
We've never been to a mixer
this fun, have we?
**[18:27] ---**
I know!
**[18:29] ---**
I was nervous at first,
but I'm really enjoying myself!
**[18:29] ---**
BEEF BOWL
**[18:31] ---**
Good to hear!
**[18:33] ---**
*It's all thanks to Chief
being the life of the party.*
**[18:37] ---**
I'm going to go get some salad, okay?
**[18:39] ---**
I'll go with you.
**[18:43] ---**
Chief, what's up with you today?
**[18:46] ---**
Did one of those girls catch your eye?
**[18:48] ---**
No, nothing like that.
**[18:50] ---**
Hey, you're being secretive!
**[18:53] ---**
I'm going to salad bar, too.
**[18:54] ---**
Oh, I'll get it for you, Manager.
**[18:58] ---**
Sorry.
**[18:59] ---**
Chief, no fair keeping secrets from me!
**[19:03] ---**
Kinjo's about to cry. Snivel, snivel.
**[19:06] ---**
Hey! The pineapples look yummy!
**[19:08] ---**
Oh, hey, it's not what you think,
Kinjo. It's Momose.
**[19:12] ---**
Huh? Me?
**[19:15] ---**
Are you setting your sights on Momose?
How did that happen?
**[19:18] ---**
No, Momose said,
"Mixer... got kicked, scary..." No, never mind.
**[19:25] ---**
Chief?
**[19:26] ---**
Momose?
**[19:27] ---**
My inner voice that said I once got kicked
by my boss at a mixer, so mixers are scary.
**[19:33] ---**
I said it all out loud, didn't I?
**[19:35] ---**
What? Uh, yes.
**[19:39] ---**
So the reason you were working the room
so hard with your dad jokes
**[19:43] ---**
and getting everyone so pumped up...
**[19:47] ---**
Yeah.
**[19:49] ---**
I wanted to make it such a fun mixer
that you'd forget the terror of your past.
**[19:57] ---**
Do mixers still scare you?
**[20:00] ---**
Fear, fear...
**[20:04] ---**
fly away!
**[20:07] ---**
Chief.
**[20:09] ---**
I'll be heading back now.
**[20:14] ---**
I see. It was all for your sake, huh?
**[20:19] ---**
What's wrong, Momose?
You got a stomachache?
**[20:22] ---**
I'm just so moved that I got to meet
these amazing bosses.
**[20:28] ---**
I want to do something to thank the chief.
**[20:31] ---**
Then let's go back,
and shower him with attention!
**[20:34] ---**
Okay!
**[20:38] ---**
Yes. Right, right. Understood.
**[20:40] ---**
She just got a call about work,
so she's going to step out for a while.
**[20:45] ---**
Then until she gets back,
I'm sitting with the girls!
**[20:48] ---**
Oh no! I'm face-to-face with Mr. Aoyama!
**[20:51] ---**
You looked at me!
**[20:54] ---**
*Chief looks so thrilled
to be getting some attention.*
**[20:57] ---**
*Thanks, Kinjo.*
**[21:00] ---**
*All right, let me see what I can do.*
**[21:03] ---**
Hey, Chief!
You've got a mole on your ear!
**[21:07] ---**
You found it!
**[21:11] ---**
Mr. Aoyama, you're too cute!
**[21:17] ---**
So, did you meet anyone you liked?
**[21:21] ---**
Yes, we did!
**[21:22] ---**
What? Who?
**[21:25] ---**
The person who tried to make us happy...
**[21:27] ---**
...and found a great venue and great guys...
**[21:30] ---**
...and worked so hard to organize this event!
**[21:33] ---**
Me?
**[21:37] ---**
After-party. Yay!
**[21:41] ---**
Who's going to sing?
**[21:45] ---**
I'll sing...
**[21:47] ---**
an anime song.
**[21:48] ---**
Wow!
**[21:53] ---**
*Give it your all and do your best!*
**[23:37] ---**
Amazing!
**[23:37] ---**
That's perfect!
# E10 - Take Responsibility…!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0WQ99/take-responsibility)
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**[00:10] ---**
*My abusive boss damaged my spirit
and my health, so I changed jobs.*
**[00:14] ---**
I'm sorry, I didn't mean
to keep you waiting, Manager.
**[00:22] ---**
No, I just got here myself.
**[00:27] ---**
*My new boss is goofy.*
**[02:01] ---**
GOOFY BOSS VS. ACORNS
**[02:06] ---**
EPISODE 10
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY...!
**[02:19] ---**
What is it, Momose?
**[02:21] ---**
What?
**[02:22] ---**
*Does he think that I tapped his shoulder?*
**[02:26] ---**
Uh, no, the acorn...
**[02:29] ---**
*Telling him the truth might
embarrass him. What should I do?*
**[02:34] ---**
What about acorns? You like them?
**[02:37] ---**
Huh? Oh, that's right!
I love them. You know, acorns.
**[02:44] ---**
*He gathered a ton for me.*
**[02:47] ---**
No fair, Momose.
**[02:50] ---**
Hey, bringing you acorns and stuff.
Manager's like a squirrel!
**[02:54] ---**
I know!
**[03:00] ---**
*He's gonna make him wear it.*
**[03:02] ---**
MANAGER WEARING A KIGURUMI
**[03:04] ---**
I can't button this up.
**[03:06] ---**
Freakin' cute!
**[03:07] ---**
*Afterwards, Kinjo buttoned it up for him.*
**[03:13] ---**
GOOFY VS. HALLOWEEN
**[03:18] ---**
HALLOWEEN
**[03:21] ---**
*October 31st.
It's Halloween everywhere.*
**[03:25] ---**
*My boss and I
are out making rounds again.*
**[03:28] ---**
Which way are we supposed to turn?
**[03:32] ---**
Hey, we're ghosts!
**[03:34] ---**
Isn't that adorable, these Halloween...
**[03:39] ---**
Oh, they're Halloween costumes, then?
**[03:41] ---**
*Manager's adorable, too.*
**[03:44] ---**
Sorry.
**[03:46] ---**
We should turn left here.
**[03:50] ---**
All right.
**[03:54] ---**
Sorry. I was flustered,
so I went right instead.
**[03:57] ---**
You hold your chopsticks
with your right hand!
**[04:00] ---**
And you hold your bowl with your left!
**[04:03] ---**
Thanks.
**[04:04] ---**
*Afterwards, we bought them candy
to thank them.*
**[04:11] ---**
That's strange. It should be up ahead.
**[04:15] ---**
Hey, there's a policeman.
**[04:18] ---**
I'll ask him for directions.
**[04:19] ---**
Oh, I'll do that.
**[04:21] ---**
No, it's all right.
**[04:23] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[04:27] ---**
What happened?
**[04:28] ---**
That was a shock. That policeman
was also someone in costume.
**[04:35] ---**
*Afterwards, the zombie cop
kindly showed us the way.*
**[04:40] ---**
MANAGER DRESSED AS A NAMAHAGE
**[04:41] ---**
Gimme candy, or I'll play a trick on you.
**[04:46] ---**
MAKING ROUNDS BY CAR
**[05:03] ---**
*I'm always impressed.*
**[05:05] ---**
*Manager is such a good driver!*
**[05:10] ---**
We're here. Let's go.
**[05:18] ---**
Your seatbelt...
**[05:22] ---**
Momose's out making rounds by car
with Manager again today, huh?
**[05:26] ---**
Lucky him!
**[05:27] ---**
I know nobody wants to ride
shotgun with me, anyway.
**[05:31] ---**
Chief, riding shotgun with you is awesome!
I'll drive on the way back.
**[05:35] ---**
*Turn right at the next traffic light.*
**[05:41] ---**
*By the way, if you're going
to Kumatte Land, turn left.*
**[05:46] ---**
*I know nobody wants to go
to Kumatte Land, anyway.*
**[05:50] ---**
What's with this navigation system?
**[05:53] ---**
It's my Kumattechan Car Navigation app.
**[05:55] ---**
*Keep going straight
for about 3 kilometers.*
**[05:57] ---**
*By the way, if you're going to Kumatte Land,
make a U-turn at the next traffic light.*
**[06:03] ---**
*Our meeting went off without a hitch,
and we're about to return to the office.*
**[06:07] ---**
1,000-YEN BILLS
COINS
**[06:09] ---**
Oh, no. It doesn't take 10,000-yen bills.
**[06:13] ---**
Momose, can you break one for me?
**[06:15] ---**
Sorry. I don't have any smaller bills.
**[06:17] ---**
I'll go break one
at that convenience store.
**[06:20] ---**
Actually, I'll go. I'd like to get something
to drink. You wait in the car.
**[06:25] ---**
Right. Thank you so much.
**[06:30] ---**
*I'll use this time
to summarize that meeting.*
**[06:34] ---**
*Come to think of it, this is the first time
I've ever ridden in a car driven by my boss.*
**[06:39] ---**
*Since Mr. Kurono totally refused to drive.*
**[06:44] ---**
Speed up, will you?
**[06:46] ---**
You're useless! You scumbag!
**[06:49] ---**
You're slow at your job and driving!
**[06:53] ---**
*Making rounds by car was such an ordeal.*
**[06:59] ---**
Thanks for waiting.
**[07:01] ---**
I bought bread and all kinds of stuff.
**[07:03] ---**
Pick out whatever you want.
**[07:06] ---**
I also bought that peach tea that you like.
**[07:08] ---**
Wow, thank you so much!
**[07:13] ---**
YAMASAKI CAT'S BREAD FESTIVAL
**[07:14] ---**
Yamasaki Cat's Bread Festival!
**[07:17] ---**
Yeah. It caught my eye,
so I bought a lot of those.
**[07:21] ---**
This is "The Cat Stepped on My Bread."
**[07:24] ---**
It's so cute!
**[07:28] ---**
Huh? What?
**[07:30] ---**
I went to get change for cash, but I paid
with my credit card by mistake.
**[07:42] ---**
NOW MOMOSE LOVES
MAKING ROUNDS BY CAR
**[07:42] ---**
*Now I love making rounds by car!*
**[07:46] ---**
MANAGER IN HIS DRIVING SCHOOL DAYS
**[07:48] ---**
You're tall, so maybe you should move
your seat back. It's pretty cramped, right?
**[07:54] ---**
Uh, right.
**[08:00] ---**
*He's laying down.*
**[08:04] ---**
GOOFY VS. ONLINE MEETING
**[08:11] ---**
*There was a mass infection in our office building,
so we're working from home this week.*
**[08:17] ---**
*We're also holding our meetings online.*
**[08:19] ---**
*My owner isn't leaving the house today.*
**[08:25] ---**
Manager, it's online,
so I think you can take off your mask.
**[08:29] ---**
Hm, you're right.
**[08:34] ---**
*Since you can't see me from the waist down,
I'm not wearing pants.*
**[08:36] ---**
*Will you still talk to me?*
**[08:38] ---**
*You could be naked and I'd still say okay.*
**[08:41] ---**
*Chief, please don't take off
your clothes for real!*
**[08:42] ---**
*Get the meeting started already.*
**[08:43] ---**
*No one's here, so it's all right.*
**[08:46] ---**
GOOFY VS. FALL READING
**[08:49] ---**
BOOKS
**[08:51] ---**
*Today, I'm going on a day trip
with Manager.*
**[08:54] ---**
*We're picking out books
to read on the train.*
**[08:57] ---**
A SHORT REST FOR THE SOUL
**[08:58] ---**
I'm going with this.
**[09:00] ---**
Right. I'm reading this one.
**[09:02] ---**
PET DETECTIVE
GORO NEKOKUMA'S SUPER DEDUCTION
**[09:03] ---**
Is that a mystery novel?
**[09:04] ---**
Yeah. It's fun figuring out who the culprit is.
**[09:16] ---**
FOG TOWN
MYSTERIOUS
THIEF WHITE CAT
ASSASSIN SKIPJACK TUNA
**[09:19] ---**
DON BARKSALOT
SKYSCRAPER BLUEPRINTS
**[09:23] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[09:26] ---**
Within the first five minutes of reading this,
I've figured out who the culprit is.
**[09:28] ---**
That's amazing!
**[09:31] ---**
No, actually, I bought this book before.
**[09:35] ---**
*This was even more healing
than my healing book of poems.*
**[09:39] ---**
GOOFY DETECTIVE
YUSEI SHIROSAKI
**[09:40] ---**
*I doubt he's going to solve it.*
**[09:48] ---**
HAKUTOU'S PHYSICAL EXAM
**[09:58] ---**
I'm home.
**[09:59] ---**
Hakutou.
**[10:01] ---**
*My owner's come home.*
**[10:04] ---**
*I thought he was going to change
into something comfortable.*
**[10:10] ---**
HE'S TIRED
**[10:12] ---**
*But he put on the suit
that he'd just taken off.*
**[10:15] ---**
Made a mistake.
**[10:21] ---**
Huh? Manager, you didn't change
into something comfortable?
**[10:25] ---**
I was spaced out,
so I put it on again by mistake.
**[10:28] ---**
Since I'm dressed up, I'm going to take
Hakutou for his physical exam.
**[10:32] ---**
- I'll go with you.
*- What are they talking about?*
**[10:35] ---**
RADIO TAXI
**[10:39] ---**
You're taking your kitty
for his physical today?
**[10:42] ---**
Come to think of it, I had a kitty in my cab
the other day, too.
**[10:46] ---**
*Where are you taking me?
I'm scared!*
**[10:46] ---**
He was a really huge one! What kind of cat
did they say he was again?
**[10:50] ---**
I'm no good with foreign names, so...
**[10:53] ---**
May... May... qu...
**[10:56] ---**
May Queen?
**[10:57] ---**
Yeah, that's it!
**[11:01] ---**
*That's a potato!
Maine coon is the correct answer.*
**[11:06] ---**
VETERINARY HOSPITAL
**[11:12] ---**
That stethoscope reminds me...
**[11:14] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[11:16] ---**
When I was little, I thought that
stethoscopes could hear my inner thoughts.
**[11:23] ---**
*Hello. I'm Yusei Shirosaki.
I'm four years old.*
**[11:29] ---**
*As it turned out,
I was extremely healthy.*
**[11:33] ---**
GOOFY VS. AUTUMN FESTIVAL
**[11:40] ---**
*On our way home from work, we all
stopped by the Autumn Festival at the shrine.*
**[11:45] ---**
I don't know how many years
it's been since my last festival!
**[11:48] ---**
What do you want to eat?
**[11:51] ---**
I chose a candied apple.
**[11:53] ---**
I'm having a choco-banana.
**[11:56] ---**
I'm having a choco-pineapple.
**[11:58] ---**
I'm having cotton candy.
**[11:59] ---**
This cotton candy's dandy.
**[12:02] ---**
No one's going to laugh
at my wordplay, anyway.
**[12:08] ---**
I've never had
a candied apple before, but it's good.
**[12:12] ---**
*His lips are bright red!*
**[12:14] ---**
Freakin' cute!
**[12:19] ---**
Do you all have some kind of memory
about going to festivals when you were little?
**[12:23] ---**
For me it was the Bon Dance.
**[12:26] ---**
As I was dancing, I started moving
farther and farther away from the venue.
**[12:31] ---**
Where are you going?
**[12:34] ---**
So you've been goofy
since you were a kid, huh?
**[12:37] ---**
What I remember about festivals
is goldfish scooping.
**[12:42] ---**
All you goldfish who wish to be
my friend, gather round!
**[12:48] ---**
I'm sure all those goldfish
were feeling bashful!
**[12:52] ---**
Ba-bump! Momose...
**[12:54] ---**
As for when I was a kid, every year...
**[12:59] ---**
Hey there, pretty young lady!
**[13:01] ---**
Wanna go to the festival with me?
**[13:03] ---**
That's the pickup line I used on my mom.
**[13:06] ---**
What can I say? I was young.
**[13:08] ---**
That's our Kinjo.
**[13:11] ---**
Do you have a special memory, Momose?
**[13:13] ---**
Well, I saved up my allowance,
and tried like crazy to scoop up a yo-yo.
**[13:20] ---**
I just can't scoop one up.
**[13:26] ---**
M-Mom! I scooped up a yo-yo!
**[13:29] ---**
You can have it!
**[13:31] ---**
And I gave it to my mother.
**[13:33] ---**
You were valiant even as a kid, huh?
**[13:38] ---**
Hey, Chief! They have goldfish scooping here!
You should avenge yourself!
**[13:45] ---**
All you goldfish who wish
to join my family, gather round!
**[13:53] ---**
No one wants
to get scooped by me, anyway.
**[13:56] ---**
Ch-Chief!
**[13:58] ---**
You can have this yo-yo
that I scooped up, if you like.
**[14:06] ---**
I'll treasure it forever, okay?
**[14:08] ---**
Uh, I think it'll get deflated in a week or so.
**[14:12] ---**
Huh? I don't see Manager anywhere.
**[14:16] ---**
Hey, there he is.
**[14:18] ---**
He's following
some unknown office workers!
**[14:21] ---**
I think I'll go hit on him!
**[14:24] ---**
Hey there, sweet young man! Wanna go
on an autumn festival date with me?
**[14:30] ---**
Huh?
**[14:31] ---**
*Even as adults, all four of us
were basically the same.*
**[14:36] ---**
ACCIDENTALLY LIT THE SPARKLERS
ON THE WRONG END
**[14:42] ---**
TO THE DEAL-MAKING TABLE
**[14:50] ---**
*We're on our way
to discuss a major deal today.*
**[14:53] ---**
*I'm so nervous.*
**[14:56] ---**
*And the company we're heading to*
**[14:57] ---**
*is the same one I went to when I was at
my former company, and it didn't go well.*
**[15:03] ---**
It's all your fault!
**[15:06] ---**
*I got yelled at last time,
so it's making me even more nervous.*
**[15:14] ---**
Are you nervous?
**[15:16] ---**
Yes. I'm sorry!
**[15:23] ---**
Years ago, I got really nervous, too,
during a major deal-making session.
**[15:28] ---**
I was so nervous, when I wanted to say,
"Please look at the reference document,"
**[15:32] ---**
"Just look at these reference docs."
**[15:35] ---**
I said it in a really haughty way
by mistake.
**[15:37] ---**
But then Chief said right away,
**[15:40] ---**
"Sorry, Shirosaki tends to talk like
a haughty queen when he's nervous."
**[15:45] ---**
And thanks to his damage control,
my nerves finally steadied.
**[15:50] ---**
So even if you get nervous and mess up,
I'll try to support you right away,
**[15:56] ---**
so rest assured.
**[15:57] ---**
Manager...
**[15:59] ---**
It would help if there was some method
of calming your nerves.
**[16:05] ---**
Hey, look at that!
**[16:08] ---**
That little kid is waving.
**[16:11] ---**
That's cute.
**[16:12] ---**
I'll be right there!
**[16:15] ---**
Daddy!
**[16:16] ---**
Sorry. I thought something heart-warming
like that would calm your nerves.
**[16:21] ---**
No, that was extremely healing,
and my nervousness is gone!
**[16:25] ---**
*Thanks to the baby and Manager!*
**[16:33] ---**
Glad that the negotiations went well.
**[16:35] ---**
Yes! I'm really ecstatic!
**[16:38] ---**
*Hey, there's a taxi.*
**[16:42] ---**
*We high-fived each other!*
**[16:44] ---**
Let's celebrate.
**[16:46] ---**
Yes!
**[16:48] ---**
DAY OFF
**[16:52] ---**
*My abusive boss damaged my spirit
and my health...*
**[16:57] ---**
*and after a lot happened,
I'm now living with my new boss.*
**[17:04] ---**
Hakutou, there's that yellow bird.
**[17:08] ---**
*Along with my manager,
who has drastic bed-head,*
**[17:10] ---**
*and little Hakutou,
in Manager's homemade sling,*
**[17:14] ---**
*gazing upon this yellow bird
is now our daily routine.*
**[17:18] ---**
There was a storybook
called *The Yellow Bird*, wasn't there?
**[17:22] ---**
I think the two main characters set off
on a journey to search for happiness,
**[17:27] ---**
but that bliss
turned out to be close to home.
**[17:30] ---**
*Does he mean the bluebird of happiness?*
**[17:33] ---**
Speaking of searching, I found
a restaurant nearby that looks good.
**[17:38] ---**
Want to go there for lunch today?
**[17:41] ---**
Okay!
**[17:45] ---**
It's a really nice restaurant!
**[17:48] ---**
Yeah, it's next to the park,
so there's a lot of greenery.
**[17:52] ---**
Looks delicious!
**[17:54] ---**
Let's dig in!
**[17:59] ---**
Here.
**[18:02] ---**
Thanks.
**[18:03] ---**
What should I eat first?
**[18:10] ---**
Sorry! I'm not laughing.
**[18:14] ---**
Thank you very much for treating me!
**[18:17] ---**
Sure. Want to take a walk in the park?
**[18:20] ---**
Yes!
**[18:25] ---**
The autumn leaves are splendid.
**[18:27] ---**
Yes! Gorgeous!
**[18:31] ---**
Momose! Momose!
**[18:33] ---**
There's a ton of those acorns you love.
**[18:36] ---**
Here.
**[18:37] ---**
A huge pile! Thank you very much!
**[18:41] ---**
Speaking of acorns, I hear
there are wild squirrels in this park.
**[18:45] ---**
Wild squirrels!
It would be great to see some!
**[18:48] ---**
I bet they're in thickets like that one.
**[18:53] ---**
It's slippery, so try not to stumble...
**[18:58] ---**
Manager!
**[19:01] ---**
That was a squirrel! I think.
**[19:09] ---**
They're hard to find, huh?
**[19:11] ---**
Yeah.
**[19:13] ---**
But that was a squirrel, for sure.
I saw it.
**[19:17] ---**
Right.
**[19:23] ---**
Are you all right, Manager?
**[19:26] ---**
I thought there was a backrest.
**[19:29] ---**
SUPER CARBONATED
**[19:29] ---**
I'm going to have my drink.
**[19:32] ---**
Manager! That's...
**[19:33] ---**
Oh, I always get coffee, so I...
**[19:37] ---**
I shook it.
**[19:38] ---**
You did, huh?
**[19:46] ---**
Swan boats.
**[19:48] ---**
They sure are cute!
**[19:50] ---**
Have you heard the rumor that if a couple
rides the boats here, they'll break up?
**[19:55] ---**
Yes. It's famous.
**[19:58] ---**
The thing is, I've always wanted to ride one,
but I'm too scared, so I have yet to.
**[20:02] ---**
Oh, but there's one swan boat with eyebrows,
**[20:05] ---**
and they say that if you ride that one,
you won't break up, and you'll be happy.
**[20:09] ---**
Swan with eyebrows? That's intriguing.
Want to search for it, to see if it really exists?
**[20:16] ---**
BOAT RIDING AREA
**[20:23] ---**
There it is!
**[20:25] ---**
A swan with eyebrows!
There really is one, Momose!
**[20:29] ---**
Yes, there sure is, Manager.
**[20:31] ---**
You can ride that swan with eyebrows
right now if you want.
**[20:38] ---**
Huh? Can't move forward.
**[20:40] ---**
That's weird.
The pedals won't move at all.
**[20:44] ---**
Oh, Manager. You're pedaling backwards.
**[20:47] ---**
Sorry!
**[20:50] ---**
Hey, we're moving!
**[20:52] ---**
Yes, we're moving!
**[20:55] ---**
We got caught on a tree branch!
**[20:56] ---**
Oh, no.
**[20:59] ---**
This is fun!
**[21:00] ---**
Yeah, it is fun!
**[21:10] ---**
If it hadn't been for you, Momose...
**[21:14] ---**
I would've just spent
my days off in a random way,
**[21:16] ---**
and I never would've searched for
good restaurants, acorns, wild squirrels,
**[21:19] ---**
or swans with eyebrows.
**[21:22] ---**
Thanks to you, Momose, I discovered
a way to enjoy my day off.
**[21:26] ---**
I should be the one telling you that.
**[21:29] ---**
Thank you for this happy day!
**[21:32] ---**
I'm going to do my best
to search for things, too.
**[21:35] ---**
That reminds me,
there's a shrine inside this park.
**[21:39] ---**
Want to visit it and head home?
**[21:41] ---**
Yes.
**[23:20] ---**
Hey.
**[23:22] ---**
Since you and I aren't a couple,
we could've taken a normal swan boat.
**[23:27] ---**
True!
**[23:30] ---**
*If only these blissful days...*
**[23:35] ---**
*could go on forever!*
# E11 - I have to find a place to live!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXW09Z/i-have-to-find-a-place-to-live)
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**[00:01] ---**
*My abusive boss damaged my spirit
and my health, so I changed jobs.*
**[00:05] ---**
*And for the first time in my life,*
**[00:06] ---**
STATION TAKEOVER
ADVERTISEMENT PROJECT PROPOSAL
**[00:07] ---**
*an ad that I created is going to be
displayed in the train stations.*
**[00:12] ---**
Momose, congratulations.
**[00:15] ---**
Thanks, Kinjo.
**[00:17] ---**
This'll probably get you
a heck of a bonus next month, huh?
**[00:20] ---**
Bonus?
**[00:23] ---**
Good for you, Momose.
**[00:25] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[00:27] ---**
My bonus is only going towards
paying down my mortgage, anyway.
**[00:28] ---**
*That's right.
If I'm getting a bonus, that means...*
**[00:32] ---**
You can use it on me!
**[00:34] ---**
Really? Then I'll buy you
100 Kumattechan stuffed animals.
**[00:34] ---**
*I'll have enough savings to move,
so in other words...*
**[00:38] ---**
Oh wow, I don't want that.
**[00:40] ---**
What's wrong?
**[00:42] ---**
Oh, it's nothing.
**[02:15] ---**
EPISODE 11
I HAVE TO FIND A PLACE TO LIVE!
**[02:20] ---**
It's starting to get pretty cold.
Should I turn on the heater?
**[02:25] ---**
Oh, thank you so much.
**[02:27] ---**
Found any good places?
**[02:29] ---**
Well, actually, I'm having a hard time finding
something that matches my conditions.
**[02:37] ---**
I'll take a look, too.
**[02:39] ---**
If anything looks promising,
I'll come with you.
**[02:42] ---**
Let's take a look this weekend.
**[02:49] ---**
Did you find something?
**[02:52] ---**
I didn't open it.
**[02:54] ---**
STILL UNOPENED
**[03:03] ---**
It's taking a while to warm up, huh?
**[03:07] ---**
Is it broken, maybe?
**[03:12] ---**
I had the AC on.
**[03:17] ---**
Right. I emailed you what I'm looking for
in terms of rent and size. Yes.
**[03:23] ---**
All right, I'll be stopping by
in the afternoon.
**[03:29] ---**
SQUEEZE
**[03:29] ---**
I'm heading out now.
**[03:30] ---**
*Let go of me!*
**[03:35] ---**
COVERED IN FUR
**[03:42] ---**
Okay. I'm off.
**[03:49] ---**
SQUEEZE
**[03:50] ---**
I'm heading out now.
**[03:51] ---**
*Let go of me!*
**[03:55] ---**
Okay. I'm off.
**[04:01] ---**
SQUEEZE
**[04:03] ---**
*How many times are we gonna do this?*
**[04:06] ---**
This button... When did that happen?
**[04:11] ---**
Hey, you're ready to go already.
**[04:14] ---**
Yeah. I can leave anytime.
**[04:17] ---**
I'll go get changed, too.
**[04:19] ---**
Come here.
**[04:27] ---**
I forgot what I came in here for.
**[04:30] ---**
*You're goofy!*
**[04:32] ---**
Right, a button.
**[04:37] ---**
I think I had an extra button in here.
**[04:40] ---**
Huh? I don't see it.
Where did I put it away?
**[04:44] ---**
*Are you looking for a button?*
**[04:47] ---**
Manager? Are you looking for something?
**[04:50] ---**
Can I help you look?
**[04:52] ---**
No, it's all right.
**[04:54] ---**
Guess I'll put on a different shirt.
**[04:58] ---**
*Are you in trouble or something?*
**[05:04] ---**
KICHIJOJI REALTY
**[05:10] ---**
What's wrong?
**[05:11] ---**
It's Saturday, and we're off from work,
but we're wearing our suits.
**[05:15] ---**
You're right!
**[05:17] ---**
*I did the same thing!*
**[05:18] ---**
KICHIJOJI REALTY
**[05:21] ---**
Oh, you're Mr. Momose, right?
**[05:24] ---**
Uh, yes.
**[05:26] ---**
I've been waiting for you.
I'm Sumida of the Kichijoji Realty.
**[05:31] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[05:33] ---**
All right, let's go look at tons
of apartments! Hurray!
**[05:37] ---**
Right!
**[05:39] ---**
This place is a real bargain!
**[05:39] ---**
FIRST APARTMENT
**[05:43] ---**
The walls are a bit thin, but...
**[05:45] ---**
Shut up!
**[05:45] ---**
BANG
**[05:46] ---**
SECOND APARTMENT
**[05:47] ---**
This place is close to the station.
It's so close...
**[05:51] ---**
that it tends to sway a little!
**[05:55] ---**
THIRD APARTMENT
**[05:55] ---**
Now this apartment is spacious!
**[05:57] ---**
Since it's geared towards families...
**[05:59] ---**
Hurry up and finish your lunch!
**[06:00] ---**
No!
**[06:01] ---**
THUMP THUMP THUMP
**[06:03] ---**
The children upstairs
leave the water running,
**[06:07] ---**
so sometimes it leaks.
**[06:11] ---**
FOURTH APARTMENT
**[06:11] ---**
This apartment is very quiet.
**[06:14] ---**
Since there's a cemetery next door.
**[06:16] ---**
HEART BEAT
**[06:17] ---**
Just because there are graves, it doesn't
mean that something will haunt you.
**[06:21] ---**
Something?
**[06:22] ---**
W-Would it be okay
to open the closet doors?
**[06:25] ---**
Sure.
**[06:26] ---**
EXPEL EVIL SPIRITS
**[06:34] ---**
*All right!
I'm gonna explore the house today!*
**[06:41] ---**
*The missing button...*
**[06:47] ---**
*The missing button...*
**[06:49] ---**
*It's not like I'm looking for it...*
**[06:52] ---**
*or anything...*
**[06:56] ---**
*It's nowhere to be found.*
**[07:05] ---**
*If I find that button...*
**[07:07] ---**
OWNER'S OVERJOYED FACE
**[07:07] ---**
*Yay. Yay.*
**[07:11] ---**
*I'm so gonna find it!*
**[07:11] ---**
ZOOM
**[07:13] ---**
*Where is it?*
**[07:16] ---**
*Where is it?*
**[07:20] ---**
I'm so sorry that I couldn't
show you anything promising!
**[07:25] ---**
Oh, no. I only just started looking.
**[07:28] ---**
Next time, I'll find you
something amazing. I promise you!
**[07:32] ---**
Thanks, I'm counting on you.
**[07:34] ---**
Right!
**[07:35] ---**
Oh, would you like me
to drive you back, closer to home?
**[07:38] ---**
That's all right. Thank you very much.
**[07:42] ---**
CAFE RESTAURANT G
**[07:45] ---**
You must be tired. Are you okay?
**[07:47] ---**
I'm fine. Are you all right, Manager?
**[07:51] ---**
You were swamped, and did a lot of overtime
this week, so you must be exhausted.
**[07:55] ---**
I made you come with me
on your day off. I'm so sorry.
**[07:59] ---**
No, I'm totally fine. This was actually
a nice change of pace for me.
**[08:07] ---**
I'm going to get some more coffee.
**[08:08] ---**
Me, too, then.
**[08:13] ---**
Momose, there's no need for you
to be in a rush to move out.
**[08:17] ---**
What?
**[08:18] ---**
I'm fine with you staying as long as you like.
**[08:21] ---**
So just take your time looking,
until you find a place that you really like.
**[08:26] ---**
Manager.
**[08:28] ---**
It's not just me.
**[08:30] ---**
I'm sure that Hakutou
feels the same way.
**[08:33] ---**
SPURT
**[08:34] ---**
*It came out from the wrong spout!*
**[08:42] ---**
What's the matter?
**[08:48] ---**
I think I'll play with Hakutou
with this caterpillar toy.
**[08:51] ---**
Sounds good! I'd like to play, too.
**[08:54] ---**
What?
**[08:56] ---**
*Oops, that was an audacious thing to say.*
**[09:01] ---**
Come on.
**[09:08] ---**
NODDING OFF
**[09:13] ---**
WHOA
**[09:14] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[09:15] ---**
Go ahead and sleep. I'll wake you up
when we get to the station.
**[09:18] ---**
No, no, that's all right!
Sorry I leaned on you.
**[09:23] ---**
*So embarrassing. But Manager
makes me feel so secure.*
**[09:32] ---**
So chummy!
**[09:34] ---**
SNORE SNORE
**[09:34] ---**
SO CHUMMY, THEY RODE PAST
THEIR STOP TOGETHER
**[09:42] ---**
*Uh-oh, not good.*
**[09:44] ---**
*I got tired and fell asleep.*
**[09:51] ---**
*The sky is red.*
**[09:53] ---**
*My owner will be coming home soon.*
**[09:55] ---**
BED-HEAD
**[09:57] ---**
*That button...
I never managed to find it.*
**[10:02] ---**
*Ever since I came to this house,
my owner's been giving me all kinds of things.*
**[10:06] ---**
MUNCH MUNCH
**[10:07] ---**
*He gives me food, he pets me...*
**[10:10] ---**
LEAP
**[10:10] ---**
*He gives me toys,
and talks to me in a gentle voice.*
**[10:15] ---**
*And yet, I haven't given him anything yet.*
**[10:22] ---**
*That's why I wanted to find that button
and give it to him as a present.*
**[10:30] ---**
*Stop crying and search for it!*
**[10:34] ---**
THE SHIRT HE WORE THIS MORNING
**[10:35] ---**
*Maybe it's on this one.*
**[10:38] ---**
I'm home.
**[10:40] ---**
Huh? Where's Hakutou?
**[10:42] ---**
He always comes to the door.
Something's not right.
**[10:45] ---**
HE THINKS HE'S HIDING
**[10:46] ---**
*I can't possibly face him.*
**[10:51] ---**
Hey, found him.
**[10:57] ---**
Pretending to be a caterpillar?
**[11:00] ---**
Hakutou, thanks
for watching over the house.
**[11:06] ---**
Here you go,
it's a caterpillar toy for you.
**[11:09] ---**
*I haven't given you anything yet,
so I can't accept this caterpillar.*
**[11:13] ---**
POKE
POKE
**[11:17] ---**
Looking at your face makes all my fatigue
from work melt away.
**[11:24] ---**
Thanks for soothing me everyday.
**[11:29] ---**
*So without my even knowing it,
I've been giving him something after all.*
**[11:38] ---**
Hey, bed-head.
**[11:44] ---**
The button was caught on your collar.
**[11:50] ---**
I found it thanks to your
bed-head, Hakutou. Thanks.
**[11:54] ---**
*He looks happy!*
**[11:56] ---**
*Yay!*
**[11:57] ---**
Huh? What? Squeeze me?
**[11:59] ---**
*I never said that!*
**[12:04] ---**
*Manager has soothed me
countless times, too.*
**[12:09] ---**
Manager? Thank you for everything.
**[12:13] ---**
What's this, all of a sudden?
**[12:14] ---**
Oh, I just wanted
to thank you again myself.
**[12:24] ---**
They're gonna start displaying
your aquarium ad today, right?
**[12:28] ---**
Yeah.
**[12:29] ---**
Manager and I are heading
to the aquarium to pay our respects.
**[12:29] ---**
Right. Right. So I'll be bringing
the new materials...
**[12:32] ---**
Oh, really? Sounds fun!
**[12:35] ---**
CRAMP
**[12:37] ---**
Oh, no, it's nothing. Right.
**[12:40] ---**
*My neck cramped up.*
**[12:42] ---**
Understood.
**[12:44] ---**
All right, I'll be stopping by
at a later date.
**[12:46] ---**
Yes. Right. I'll be looking forward to that.
**[12:51] ---**
FIDGET FIDGET
**[12:51] ---**
*What? No way.
He can't take his eyes off me!*
**[13:00] ---**
*An ad that I created
is right here in this station!*
**[13:04] ---**
*I can't see it.
My eyes are all blurry with tears.*
**[13:07] ---**
*Don't cry, Momose! If you cry,
Manager won't know what to do.*
**[13:10] ---**
*He's bawling!*
**[13:13] ---**
I was moved because I saw firsthand
how hard you worked on it.
**[13:16] ---**
Sorry. I'll stop crying now.
**[13:18] ---**
Manager.
**[13:19] ---**
Fishies! So cute!
**[13:23] ---**
He's looking at the ad!
**[13:26] ---**
*Please come to the aquarium.*
**[13:36] ---**
*Come to think of it, this café...*
**[13:39] ---**
Momose, what's wrong?
**[13:40] ---**
Oh, nothing.
**[13:42] ---**
I just remembered that this is the café
where Mr. Kurono used to lecture me a lot.
**[13:45] ---**
At this café?
**[13:46] ---**
Yes. My old company
isn't far from here, so...
**[13:50] ---**
Oh, but I'm totally fine now.
**[13:53] ---**
I'm happy because of my first ever ad,
and you're here by my side, so...
**[14:00] ---**
Mr. Kurono?
**[14:02] ---**
Let's go!
**[14:05] ---**
- Momose?
- What?
**[14:07] ---**
My neck just cramped up.
It must be a habit now.
**[14:10] ---**
Manager!
**[14:15] ---**
Sorry. It's fine now.
**[14:17] ---**
Thank goodness.
**[14:18] ---**
Lately, my body's been totally stiff
from all the desk work.
**[14:23] ---**
Anyway, was that him? Your old boss?
**[14:25] ---**
Oh, no. I'm sure it was a mistake.
Sorry about that.
**[14:30] ---**
*That's right, it was a mistake.
It's all good!*
**[14:35] ---**
*For the first time in a long time,
my stomach...*
**[14:35] ---**
PIERCING PAIN
**[14:37] ---**
*Oh. What happened at that café...*
**[14:41] ---**
*I remember now.*
**[14:43] ---**
*He yelled at me for acting friendly
with a co-worker.*
**[14:47] ---**
Do you come to work to have fun?
**[14:50] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[14:52] ---**
*Looking back, that was power harassment
designed to isolate me.*
**[14:56] ---**
Give me your phone.
**[14:57] ---**
What?
**[14:58] ---**
I'm going to delete your contacts,
and block them.
**[15:05] ---**
Just hand it over already!
**[15:07] ---**
*And then he just went ahead
and blocked everyone.*
**[15:11] ---**
Mr. Momose!
**[15:14] ---**
I'm sorry. Would you mind waiting
another 20 minutes?
**[15:17] ---**
Uh, right. That's fine.
**[15:22] ---**
Do you want to look around while we wait?
**[15:24] ---**
Yes.
**[15:25] ---**
*Forget about Mr. Kurono.
Forget about him.*
**[15:29] ---**
*Okay, I've forgotten him!*
**[15:31] ---**
That penguin show was fun!
**[15:33] ---**
I got splashed with water
by those penguins!
**[15:36] ---**
And I got splashed
with water by Mr. Kurono.
**[15:38] ---**
Water?
**[15:41] ---**
*That businessman.
He's been watching Momose for a while.*
**[15:46] ---**
*Wait, that envelope's
from Momose's old company.*
**[15:52] ---**
*His old boss is chasing after him!*
**[15:54] ---**
I got stabbed by a jellyfish
years ago, you know.
**[15:57] ---**
I got stabbed by Mr. Kurono
with a ballpoint pen, too.
**[16:01] ---**
*If Momose finds out,
he'll get agitated.*
**[16:04] ---**
*What should I do?*
**[16:06] ---**
*All right!*
**[16:08] ---**
M-Manager?
**[16:09] ---**
*Let's lose that old boss of yours!*
**[16:15] ---**
Momose! Check it out!
**[16:17] ---**
There are flounders here!
Wait, or are they flatfish? Which?
**[16:21] ---**
Here's a sea lion!
**[16:22] ---**
It's a seal.
**[16:24] ---**
This fish looks like a rock.
**[16:26] ---**
Oh, it really is a rock.
**[16:28] ---**
ROCK
**[16:29] ---**
Hey, look!
This stuffed animal's so squishy.
**[16:33] ---**
Wait, where'd he go?
**[16:34] ---**
HE LOST MOMOSE
**[16:36] ---**
TO APOLOGIZE FOR LOSING HIM
**[16:37] ---**
*Manager.*
**[16:38] ---**
*He started running so enthusiastically,*
**[16:40] ---**
*and he bought me this stuffed animal.*
**[16:43] ---**
*He must've been looking out for me
because I was so gloomy.*
**[16:46] ---**
CRAMP
**[16:49] ---**
*Now my leg's cramped up.*
**[16:51] ---**
*I really wanted
to enjoy myself today, too.*
**[16:55] ---**
*Because this is the big day that I've been
waiting for since I switched jobs.*
**[17:00] ---**
*But instead...*
**[17:02] ---**
*I'm still shackled
by my memories of the past.*
**[17:06] ---**
*Nothing's changed.
I haven't moved on at all.*
**[17:14] ---**
Uh-oh!
**[17:15] ---**
Here he comes! Kurono.
**[17:18] ---**
Ow.
**[17:19] ---**
So the guy I saw earlier,
it was Mr. Kurono, after all!
**[17:19] ---**
TO SCARED TO LOOK
**[17:32] ---**
Momose, sorry.
**[17:36] ---**
Getting water splashed on you,
getting stabbed with a ballpoint pen...
**[17:40] ---**
That version of you from the past
is too far away from me to protect.
**[17:49] ---**
But not anymore.
**[17:53] ---**
And that's because...
**[18:03] ---**
you've tried your best, step by step,
to walk all this way towards me.
**[18:12] ---**
*I thought that I hadn't moved on at all.*
**[18:18] ---**
*But I've managed to walk a long way.*
**[18:28] ---**
*Oh, right. That's why...*
**[18:32] ---**
*That's why...*
**[18:34] ---**
*The me from those days
wanted more than anything...*
**[18:40] ---**
*is right in front of me now.*
**[18:48] ---**
*So in order to protect it, I'm also...*
**[18:54] ---**
I'm going to become stronger!
**[18:57] ---**
Momose.
**[18:59] ---**
Mr. Kurono.
**[19:00] ---**
No, it's not! It's someone else!
**[19:04] ---**
That's not your former boss?
**[19:07] ---**
It's not Mr. Kurono.
**[19:11] ---**
I'm so sorry.
**[19:15] ---**
You're Momose's former colleague?
**[19:17] ---**
Yes. My name is Fujiwara. I never thought
I'd be mistaken for Mr. Kurono!
**[19:23] ---**
Uh, what's this for?
**[19:25] ---**
My apology for mistaking you for
someone else. I'm really sorry about that.
**[19:28] ---**
No, no, it's touching you care about
your subordinate so much!
**[19:32] ---**
Momose, I see that
you've found a great boss.
**[19:35] ---**
Yeah.
**[19:36] ---**
Since you were with someone who looked
like a boss, I wasn't sure if I should talk to you.
**[19:40] ---**
But I had to because I needed
to tell you something important.
**[19:42] ---**
Something important?
**[19:45] ---**
Momose, you're still blocking me,
aren't you?
**[19:50] ---**
I unblocked you! Sorry!
**[19:52] ---**
Hey, it's okay.
Mr. Kurono's the one to blame.
**[19:55] ---**
Taking over your phone
and blocking your friends...
**[19:58] ---**
What is he, a jealous boyfriend?
**[20:01] ---**
But now we can contact
each other again, right?
**[20:04] ---**
I'll send you the latest news
on Mr. Kurono!
**[20:06] ---**
That won't be necessary.
**[20:08] ---**
By the way, Mr. Kurono got splashed with water
today by the janitor, and he's super-annoyed.
**[20:14] ---**
Divine punishment.
**[20:17] ---**
He's not as bad as Mr. Kurono, but my own boss
is really irritable lately, and it's so draining.
**[20:22] ---**
Are you okay?
**[20:23] ---**
Yeah. Looking at the aquarium ad
soothed me.
**[20:28] ---**
And I wanted to feel even more soothed,
so I just came over.
**[20:31] ---**
And then I found you.
**[20:34] ---**
The aquarium ad...
**[20:36] ---**
Oh, yes. It went on display
at the station today.
**[20:39] ---**
I took a photo. Would you like to see it?
**[20:47] ---**
It was so adorable, it healed me.
**[20:51] ---**
*The ad that I created...*
**[20:56] ---**
Mr. Momose!
**[20:59] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[21:01] ---**
No, no.
**[21:02] ---**
You see, the "Sea Employee" ad that
you created is generating a lot of buzz,
**[21:07] ---**
and I've been fielding tons
of calls about it!
**[21:10] ---**
What?
**[21:11] ---**
You made it, Momose? Wow!
**[21:14] ---**
It's all thanks to you, Manager.
**[21:17] ---**
No. It's because of your talent.
**[21:25] ---**
Momose, you sure did a great job.
**[21:28] ---**
You know, you're really squishy, Momose.
**[21:31] ---**
It was fun celebrating over drinks with you!
**[21:33] ---**
Manager! The station's this way!
**[21:36] ---**
Huh? Momose...
**[21:38] ---**
*This city, which was so full
of painful memories...*
**[21:42] ---**
*Tonight, it looks like it's sparkling.*
**[23:29] ---**
Hello?
**[23:29] ---**
*Mr. Momose!
Thank you for your business!*
**[23:32] ---**
*This is Sumida from the Kichijoji Realty.*
**[23:34] ---**
*I've found a great apartment for you!*
**[23:37] ---**
What?
# E12 - Be back soon...!?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKZ1GZ/be-back-soon)
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**[00:07] ---**
What? You still haven't found
a new place yet?
**[00:10] ---**
No. I'm going to another viewing
this weekend.
**[00:13] ---**
Is that right?
I hope you find a place soon.
**[00:17] ---**
Yeah.
**[00:17] ---**
Momose.
**[00:20] ---**
Would you mind going shopping
with me on our way home?
**[00:22] ---**
Yes, if you're okay with my company.
**[00:25] ---**
What are you shopping for?
**[00:26] ---**
A Christmas present for Hakutou.
**[00:29] ---**
Oh, right.
It's that time of year already, huh?
**[00:32] ---**
I know nobody's going to give me
a Christmas present, anyway.
**[00:38] ---**
I haven't gotten one
for the past few years, either.
**[00:40] ---**
Me, neither.
**[00:42] ---**
Me, neither.
**[00:43] ---**
My comrades!
**[00:45] ---**
Hey, then why don't we exchange gifts
among the four of us?
**[00:49] ---**
A slightly early Christmas party!
**[00:51] ---**
I'm in! I'm so in!
**[00:53] ---**
Then we can do it at my place,
if you want.
**[00:55] ---**
- What? You sure?
- Yes.
**[00:57] ---**
Yay! We're gonna party at Manager's place!
What should I wear?
**[01:01] ---**
I'll be going as a reindeer.
**[01:03] ---**
*Ever since my abusive boss
damaged my spirit and my health,*
**[01:08] ---**
*this'll be my first Christmas!*
**[02:42] ---**
EPISODE 12
BE BACK SOON...!?
**[02:42] ---**
Momose, thanks for going
shopping with me.
**[02:46] ---**
It would've been tough, buying a huge gift
like this on my own. I owe you one.
**[02:50] ---**
No problem. I got to buy something
for Hakutou too, so it was fun.
**[02:57] ---**
*When was the last time
I bought a Christmas gift?*
**[03:03] ---**
*Wait.*
**[03:05] ---**
*Actually, have I even celebrated Christmas
in the last few years?*
**[03:11] ---**
*Let's see... Let's see...*
**[03:15] ---**
*All I can remember is being harassed
by my drunk ex-boss at the parties.*
**[03:21] ---**
How long did you believe
in Santa Claus, Momose?
**[03:25] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[03:29] ---**
Momose, are you telling me...
**[03:32] ---**
*He knows that I'm depressed now because
I remembered my ex-boss!*
**[03:37] ---**
*He's gonna be exasperated with me!*
**[03:39] ---**
...that you still believe in Santa Claus?
**[03:39] ---**
SORRY
**[03:44] ---**
There is! A Santa Claus...
**[03:46] ---**
Uh, thank you very much!
**[03:49] ---**
What are you going to ask Santa
to bring you? As a gift?
**[03:52] ---**
Huh? Um... Peach tea?
**[03:55] ---**
Sounds good.
You like that tea, don't you?
**[04:01] ---**
*There's no such thing as Santa Claus.*
**[04:03] ---**
*Only little babies believe in Santa Claus!*
**[04:07] ---**
*Listen to me! Good little boys and girls
put up stockings, and go to bed early!*
**[04:14] ---**
*I'm all grown up now!*
**[04:18] ---**
This is good, right here.
**[04:20] ---**
I'll hide it until Christmas Eve.
**[04:22] ---**
Bet you can't wait to give it to Hakutou!
**[04:31] ---**
I can't wait for the Christmas party!
**[04:34] ---**
What should we do about the food?
**[04:37] ---**
I'll make it.
**[04:39] ---**
I'll help!
**[04:41] ---**
I'll make something, too.
**[04:43] ---**
HONEY-FLAVORED
**[04:43] ---**
I'm going to smother honey
all over a cake!
**[04:45] ---**
Wow, please don't.
**[04:51] ---**
Hey. The yellow bird...
**[04:53] ---**
He's here today, too.
**[04:54] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:58] ---**
I hope you find a good place
during today's viewing.
**[05:03] ---**
Yes. Me, too.
**[05:10] ---**
The place I'm showing you today
is a little bit far from the city.
**[05:16] ---**
But it's spacious! New!
And quiet! Yes!
**[05:20] ---**
It says it's ten minutes
from the station. Seems convenient.
**[05:23] ---**
Oh. That's ten minutes by car.
**[05:25] ---**
And by the way, the one facility
within ten minutes' walking distance is...
**[05:30] ---**
*Kumatte!*
**[05:31] ---**
Kumatteland!
**[05:33] ---**
So close!
**[05:33] ---**
KUMATTELAND
**[05:34] ---**
It's far from your office, but you'll get there
in no time on the special express.
**[05:38] ---**
The air's so clean.
**[05:40] ---**
And Kumattechan comes to the nearby
convenience store on his breaks!
**[05:44] ---**
I kinda want to see that.
**[05:48] ---**
Also, about the facilities here...
**[05:51] ---**
Yes?
**[05:54] ---**
The balcony's over here,
and your closet's over there.
**[06:01] ---**
Thank you for taking the time
to come all the way out here.
**[06:04] ---**
But I really do recommend that property,
so if you like it, please call me sooner than later!
**[06:23] ---**
I have a feeling we forgot something.
**[06:25] ---**
Sauce, sweet sake, check.
**[06:28] ---**
Vinegar, check.
**[06:30] ---**
Hey! Wine vinegar!
**[06:32] ---**
What? Wise visitor?
**[06:37] ---**
Oh, you said wine vinegar.
**[06:40] ---**
That was way off base.
**[06:44] ---**
Manager, thank you for coming
to the viewing with me today.
**[06:50] ---**
Sure. I had a good time, too.
**[06:53] ---**
Did you like that apartment, Momose?
**[06:57] ---**
Oh, uh...
**[07:00] ---**
*I've been dragging him all over the place.
I really need to make up my mind.*
**[07:05] ---**
Y-Yes! I liked it a lot.
**[07:10] ---**
I see.
**[07:14] ---**
KUMATTELAND
**[07:15] ---**
*If I start living there...*
**[07:17] ---**
*No more stopping by the supermarket
on our way home.*
**[07:21] ---**
*No more eating
Manager's delicious cooking.*
**[07:24] ---**
*No more seeing Hakutou's face every day.*
**[07:27] ---**
*No more heading
to the convenience store at night.*
**[07:30] ---**
*No more bird-watching
in the morning together.*
**[07:34] ---**
*That'll be the end of it all.*
**[07:38] ---**
*Suddenly, it's really starting to sink in.*
**[07:41] ---**
We won't even see each other on the train
anymore, since we'll be taking different lines.
**[07:51] ---**
*No more commuting together, even...*
**[07:56] ---**
M-Manager, I...
**[07:59] ---**
You know what...
**[08:01] ---**
You know what, I'm gonna
go get some wine vinegar!
**[08:09] ---**
I'm home.
**[08:23] ---**
DEAR MOMOSE
**[08:23] ---**
A letter?
**[08:28] ---**
DEAR MOMOSE,
JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE SAVED UP ENOUGH
MONEY TO MOVE, IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU
HAVE TO BE IN A RUSH TO FIND A NEW PLACE.
**[08:28] ---**
YOU CAN STAY HERE
AS LONG AS YOU LIKE
**[08:28] ---**
RENT CAN BE PAID
IN MILLET DUMPLINGS
**[08:34] ---**
Not only is this cute, it's so kind!
**[08:37] ---**
SHIROSAKI
MOMOSE
**[08:41] ---**
Welcome!
**[08:43] ---**
It's Santa Kumattechan
and Chief Reindeer.
**[08:46] ---**
I'm Kinjo the Tree! Merry Christmas!
**[08:50] ---**
Welcome. Merry Christmas!
**[08:52] ---**
Manager has his bangs down,
and he's wearing casual clothes!
**[08:56] ---**
Th-That's how he looks everyday.
**[08:59] ---**
You've one-upped me, Momose!
**[09:02] ---**
Shirosaki, I bought some champagne
and a Santa hat for you.
**[09:05] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[09:07] ---**
Hey, that's right!
**[09:08] ---**
Here's a Santa hat for you, too.
**[09:12] ---**
Yay!
**[09:13] ---**
And this is for Hakutou.
**[09:18] ---**
Hey.
**[09:19] ---**
There you are! Hakutou, you're adorable!
**[09:23] ---**
*Hey, look at all the people here.*
**[09:26] ---**
So fluffy!
**[09:27] ---**
- Long time no see, Hakutou!
- Please look at me!
**[09:31] ---**
KICK KICK KICK
**[09:34] ---**
Now, then...
**[09:35] ---**
Cheers!
**[09:38] ---**
You cooked all this, Manager?
**[09:40] ---**
Well, I had help from Momose.
**[09:43] ---**
No, no, I didn't do anything.
**[09:46] ---**
Hot pot's the main dish?
**[09:48] ---**
Yes.
**[09:51] ---**
Kiritanpo hot pot, Christmas version.
**[09:56] ---**
I'm just going to dig in now!
**[09:58] ---**
I think I'll join you.
**[09:59] ---**
Then me, too!
**[10:05] ---**
Delicious!
**[10:08] ---**
Gotta say,
I'm beyond jealous of you, Momose!
**[10:11] ---**
The flavor...
**[10:12] ---**
I know nobody wants to come
to a party at my house.
**[10:16] ---**
I'd love to go to a party
at your place next time, Chief.
**[10:19] ---**
Shirosaki! Love you!
**[10:21] ---**
Chief, no jumping the gun!
**[10:25] ---**
Okay guys, what we've
all been waiting for...
**[10:28] ---**
Let's exchange gifts!
**[10:33] ---**
All right.
**[10:36] ---**
Three, two...
**[10:39] ---**
Let's start with the gift
that Chief picked!
**[10:42] ---**
Oh, that one's from me.
**[10:44] ---**
It's so orthodox,
I'm not sure if you'll like it.
**[10:47] ---**
No worries! Chief's already crying,
and he hasn't even opened it yet.
**[10:52] ---**
Well, here I am, divorced and lonely,
**[10:56] ---**
and I've been invited to this party,
and I'm even getting a gift.
**[10:59] ---**
I'm just so choked up right now.
**[11:04] ---**
Not only that, but it's a handkerchief!
**[11:06] ---**
It's like you predicted that I'd be in tears!
**[11:09] ---**
Amazing work, Momose.
**[11:13] ---**
Next! Open your gift, Manager!
**[11:16] ---**
This present happens to be from...
**[11:19] ---**
Me!
**[11:20] ---**
Clothes?
**[11:23] ---**
FLUFFY
**[11:24] ---**
Fluffy, casual clothes!
**[11:28] ---**
It's fluffy and comfortable.
**[11:31] ---**
I feel like I've turned into Hakutou.
Thanks, Kinjo.
**[11:34] ---**
*My owner's grown some fur, too!*
**[11:37] ---**
Next! Open your gift, Momose!
**[11:40] ---**
Who's this present from?
**[11:42] ---**
Me. It's a hand-knit scarf.
**[11:45] ---**
Wow! It looks like something
you see in the shops!
**[11:47] ---**
So jeal...
**[11:52] ---**
I made it way too long.
**[11:53] ---**
That's crazy long!
**[11:55] ---**
I'll fix it by Christmas.
**[11:57] ---**
Why not wear it together on your commute?
**[12:00] ---**
Thank you so much!
I'll always treasure it!
**[12:04] ---**
Last but not least, I'm opening mine.
**[12:10] ---**
Could it be Kumattechan merch?
**[12:17] ---**
An expensive business card holder?
**[12:19] ---**
Yes.
**[12:19] ---**
I'm actually thrilled about this!
**[12:21] ---**
Are you sure I can have it?
**[12:23] ---**
Yes.
**[12:24] ---**
Yay! Thanks!
**[12:26] ---**
Since it was from you, Chief, I thought it
would be Kumattechan merch or something weird.
**[12:30] ---**
There's one more gift inside.
**[12:36] ---**
You're right. A giant ribbon?
**[12:45] ---**
Your present is yours truly!
**[12:48] ---**
Wow. Where should I hang you?
**[12:51] ---**
Who knew that would be the punch line?
**[13:00] ---**
- Single bells...
- I'll clean up.
**[13:08] ---**
By the way, Momose, did you go
to that viewing yesterday?
**[13:12] ---**
How was it?
**[13:13] ---**
Yeah, it was a really nice place,
but I haven't contacted them yet.
**[13:17] ---**
What? You'd better hurry,
or someone else might take it.
**[13:20] ---**
You're right.
**[13:27] ---**
Hey, but I get it.
**[13:29] ---**
I can tell that you're having a blast
living with Manager and Hakutou.
**[13:33] ---**
Moving out would be sad, huh?
**[13:38] ---**
Hey! We'll miss the last train!
**[13:42] ---**
Chief! Let's head home!
**[13:45] ---**
No, we're all gonna live here together.
**[13:49] ---**
What? We can just get together
again another time!
**[13:52] ---**
Right, Momose?
**[13:54] ---**
Yeah!
**[13:55] ---**
All right!
**[13:56] ---**
Chief! Come on, let's go!
**[14:12] ---**
*He's right. Even if I move
somewhere far away,*
**[14:16] ---**
*we can always get together
like we did tonight.*
**[14:19] ---**
*And most of all...*
**[14:26] ---**
*Just because it would make me sad,*
**[14:28] ---**
*that doesn't give me the right to impose
on Manager's kindness forever.*
**[14:32] ---**
*After all, that day at the aquarium,
I made up my mind to become strong.*
**[14:38] ---**
*I'm going to move forward!*
**[14:41] ---**
KICHIJOJI REALTY
**[14:49] ---**
The yellow bird...
**[14:55] ---**
KICHIJOJI REALTY
**[14:59] ---**
Yes. I can move in right away.
**[15:04] ---**
I'll go and sign the contract tomorrow.
**[15:05] ---**
Right. Right. Thank you very much.
**[15:09] ---**
Please go ahead
and make the arrangements.
**[15:12] ---**
Yes! Thank you for all your help!
**[15:23] ---**
Manager and Hakutou.
Good morning!
**[15:27] ---**
Morning.
**[15:33] ---**
You've decided on a place?
**[15:35] ---**
Uh, yes.
**[15:37] ---**
I'm sorry that I made the decision
without consulting you.
**[15:41] ---**
I-Is that all right with you?
**[15:44] ---**
Sure. If it's somewhere you'll be happy
to live, it'll make me happy, too.
**[15:49] ---**
Manager.
**[15:53] ---**
It's empty.
**[15:58] ---**
Thank you so much
for your kind words.
**[16:02] ---**
So you're signing the contract tomorrow?
**[16:05] ---**
Yes. I'm thinking of going after work.
**[16:08] ---**
I see. You be careful, okay?
**[16:13] ---**
*After that, time seemed to go by so fast.*
**[16:15] ---**
KICHIJOJI REALTY
**[16:18] ---**
Congratulations on closing the deal!
**[16:21] ---**
Moving on Christmas Day, how lovely!
**[16:38] ---**
*And then, before I knew it,
it was the day before I'd be moving out.*
**[16:46] ---**
Can I pack this in the moving box?
**[16:48] ---**
That belongs to you, Manager.
**[16:53] ---**
Hey, Hakutou.
**[16:55] ---**
Wait, why is he holding my sock so tight?
**[16:58] ---**
Huh? I thought you'd left it there so
you could put his presents inside.
**[17:05] ---**
Hey, that's right. The cat tower.
**[17:09] ---**
My present's not going to fit
inside that sock, huh?
**[17:12] ---**
Let's put it together!
**[17:27] ---**
*And that's how we spent
our last night living as roommates.*
**[17:37] ---**
Are you sure you don't need help
at your new place?
**[17:40] ---**
Oh, I'm sure.
I don't have a lot of stuff.
**[17:46] ---**
Hakutou. Thank you for being my buddy!
**[17:50] ---**
*I love you! And while I'm at it,
I love my owner, too!*
**[17:53] ---**
Hey, I love you, too.
**[17:59] ---**
All right. I really appreciate
everything that you did for me.
**[18:03] ---**
I had so much fun every...
**[18:15] ---**
Here. Peach tea.
Santa asked me to give it to you.
**[18:20] ---**
Manager.
**[18:23] ---**
Thank you so much
for letting me live here!
**[18:27] ---**
I-I'll be going now!
**[18:31] ---**
Oh, hey. Would it be all right
if I left saying "Be back soon"?
**[18:36] ---**
That way, it won't be quite as sad.
**[18:39] ---**
*Hey, what am I saying?
Calm down!*
**[18:43] ---**
Then, "See you soon"
is what I should say, right?
**[18:47] ---**
*I'm making him worry about me!*
**[18:49] ---**
*How childish is that? So embarrassing.*
**[18:51] ---**
All right, then, I'll...
**[18:55] ---**
Be back soon...!?
**[18:59] ---**
What?
**[18:59] ---**
GRAB
**[19:02] ---**
M-Manager? Are you feeling sick?
**[19:10] ---**
Oh, is there something on my leg, then?
**[19:19] ---**
Could this mean...
**[19:21] ---**
A-Are you sad?
**[19:23] ---**
No, of course you're not, right?
I'm sorry! So sorry!
**[19:23] ---**
PANIC
PANIC
**[19:28] ---**
I want to support your decision
now that you're moving forward.
**[19:34] ---**
That's why I made up my mind
not to do anything to hold you back, Momose.
**[19:40] ---**
And yet, at the very end...
**[19:44] ---**
Here I am, totally
holding you back. Physically.
**[19:51] ---**
Still, I mean it when I say
that I want to support your decision.
**[19:56] ---**
Manager...
**[20:02] ---**
Sorry I did such a childish thing.
**[20:04] ---**
N-No, no, you don't need
to apologize at all.
**[20:08] ---**
Can I start over and see you off again?
**[20:10] ---**
What? Uh, yes!
**[20:14] ---**
Momose.
**[20:15] ---**
Yes!
**[20:19] ---**
No matter where you are, Momose...
**[20:23] ---**
I'll always be watching over you.
**[20:28] ---**
See you soon.
**[20:35] ---**
Be back soon.
**[20:38] ---**
If you cry so hard, you won't
be able to get on the train.
**[20:43] ---**
Train? What was that?
**[20:46] ---**
A big vehicle.
**[20:49] ---**
Uh, that's not what I meant.
I'm not taking the train.
**[20:55] ---**
Then how are you getting there? By bus?
**[20:57] ---**
No, on foot.
**[20:59] ---**
If you walk to that apartment...
**[21:00] ---**
Kumatte!
**[21:03] ---**
...it'll take at least six hours.
**[21:07] ---**
Manager, I thought you'd overheard
my phone call on the balcony?
**[21:11] ---**
Huh? Just the part where you said,
"I'll go sign the contract tomorrow."
**[21:15] ---**
Oh, I see!
**[21:18] ---**
The thing is, Manager...
**[21:21] ---**
It's true that I'd made up mind that day
to take the place near Kumatteland.
**[21:26] ---**
But just then, that yellow bird showed up,
and as I was watching it...
**[21:32] ---**
I saw someone moving out
of the apartment in the next building.
**[21:38] ---**
*Hello? This is Kichi...*
**[21:39] ---**
The apartment next to where I'm living now!
Is there a listing for it?
**[21:42] ---**
*What?*
**[21:44] ---**
*Yes, there is! It just came up!*
**[21:47] ---**
And the rent?
**[21:47] ---**
*Within your budget!*
**[21:58] ---**
And so you see,
**[22:00] ---**
we're gonna be neighbors!
**[22:03] ---**
Manager!
**[22:10] ---**
*Give me back my tears!*
**[22:12] ---**
Then let's be good neighbors.
**[22:14] ---**
All right!
**[22:31] ---**
STORE TAG
**[23:01] ---**
STOMACH A
FOR STOMACH PAIN
**[23:02] ---**
*Guess I don't need this anymore.*
**[23:35] ---**
MY NEW BOSS IS GOOFY