# My Love Story with Yamada-kun at Lv999
Akane Kinoshita, a female college student, faces the absolute worst situation when she ends up breaking up with her boyfriend after he has an affair with a woman he met playing an online game.
While relieving her stress by rampaging through the open hunting grounds of an online game,
Akane spills everything about her heartbreak to “Yamada”, a player she met by chance who happens to be in the same guild.
“I don't care,” is his curt reply.
But when Akane gets a makeover and joins an offline event to get back at her ex-boyfriend,
she hears those dreadful words again.
And that was Akane's fateful encounter with “Yamada”─！
# Season 1
# E1 - This is Why I Can't Stand Gamer Guys!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGQN1W/this-is-why-i-cant-stand-gamer-guys)
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**[00:13] ---**
Sorry, Akane.
**[00:15] ---**
Hmm?
**[00:16] ---**
I... met a girl that I like.
**[00:28] ---**
*Well...*
**[00:31] ---**
*I did think
that he'd been acting cold lately.*
**[02:07] ---**
THIS IS WHY I CAN’T STAND GAMER GUYS!
**[02:10] ---**
What?
**[02:11] ---**
You lost your boyfriend
to a girl in an online game?
**[02:13] ---**
TONKOTSU
**[02:15] ---**
That's so funny!
What's up with that?
**[02:17] ---**
Momo, you don't have to shout.
**[02:19] ---**
So this game...
**[02:21] ---**
It's the computer game you guys
play together, right?
**[02:24] ---**
That's the one.
**[02:25] ---**
Wow, who knew that
could happen in a game?
**[02:30] ---**
*Akane?*
**[02:32] ---**
*You should play this game with me!*
**[02:35] ---**
*Oh, really? What is this?*
**[02:37] ---**
*It's an online game that just came out!*
**[02:40] ---**
I admit that I thought
he was something of a gamer,
**[02:43] ---**
but I never dreamed that he'd
cheat on me with a girl in the game.
**[02:45] ---**
TAKUMA FURUKAWA
**[02:45] ---**
Akane, I'm so sorry.
Also, I forgot to mention this,
but that equipment I lent you...
Could you return it to our shared storage?
It’s a pretty rare type of equipment.
I'm really sorry!
I'm counting on you...
**[02:45] ---**
AKANE
Oh, okay.
**[02:46] ---**
And just look
at the last message he sent me.
**[02:49] ---**
Hmm?
**[02:52] ---**
Jeez, that's harsh.
**[02:54] ---**
What are you supposed to say to that?
**[02:57] ---**
But, hey, breaking up
was the right move!
**[03:00] ---**
I know you’re still hurting
right now, Akane.
**[03:05] ---**
I've got classes this afternoon,
so I'm out of here.
**[03:09] ---**
Don't sit around dejected forever, okay?
**[03:11] ---**
Make sure you come to class!
**[03:14] ---**
Staying cooped up
is only going to make it worse!
**[03:33] ---**
*It's not like I'm going to die
because I got dumped.*
**[03:37] ---**
*Life's going to go on.*
**[03:39] ---**
*And I can't cut too many classes, either.*
**[03:41] ---**
*I need to start working soon, too.*
**[03:45] ---**
*I wonder if he retrieved
that equipment yet?*
**[03:50] ---**
NOTICE OF MAINTENANCE...
**[03:55] ---**
*I was never into games before...*
**[03:58] ---**
SELECT CHARACTER
**[03:59] ---**
*but if it meant that we
could have fun together,*
**[04:01] ---**
*that was
good enough for me.*
**[04:04] ---**
*Hey, he's already unfriended me.*
**[04:07] ---**
*Well, that was fast.*
**[04:09] ---**
IRRITATED
**[04:09] ---**
*But...*
**[04:10] ---**
*I wish I hadn't spent money on this game
if we were going to break up anyway.*
**[04:13] ---**
*I bought 3,000 yen worth
of in-game clothes!*
**[04:15] ---**
*All that's left is this character
that I've leveled up for nothing.*
**[04:16] ---**
Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
**[04:16] ---**
OUTRAGED HUNTING FRENZY
**[04:21] ---**
Power...
**[04:26] ---**
Strike!
**[04:27] ---**
Um...
**[04:30] ---**
Hmm?
**[04:38] ---**
*Huh?*
**[04:39] ---**
*Who's this Noh mask afro guy again?*
**[04:41] ---**
*He seems kind of familiar.*
**[04:44] ---**
LovesMeat
ema
FreeToPlay
**[04:44] ---**
Akane
MatchaPudding
Yamada
meimei
takezo
Rurihime
**[04:45] ---**
*Oh.*
**[04:46] ---**
*It's my guild-mate.*
**[04:48] ---**
*Yamada.*
**[04:51] ---**
Good morning, Yamada.
**[04:52] ---**
Akane > Good morning, Yamada.
**[05:05] ---**
Yamada > Hello.
**[05:07] ---**
Yamada > Hello.
Akane > Are you out hunting, too, Yamada??
**[05:19] ---**
Yamada > Yes.
**[05:22] ---**
*Yeah, that's him, all right.*
**[05:25] ---**
*I thought he was kind of aloof
and unsociable.*
**[05:28] ---**
Yamada > Yes.
**[05:29] ---**
*I mean, who takes two whole minutes
to write "hello" and "yes"?*
**[05:33] ---**
Yamada > Are you going
for the Prophet's Stone?
**[05:36] ---**
Akane > What's that?
**[05:41] ---**
Yamada > It's a rare item that has
only a 0.01% chance of dropping.
**[05:44] ---**
*Not to mention, he looks like
a hardcore game addict. To answer him...*
**[05:46] ---**
0.01%...
**[05:49] ---**
No, I'm not.
**[05:50] ---**
I was hunting because my boyfriend
just dumped me and I was annoyed!
**[05:54] ---**
And can you believe it?
**[05:56] ---**
Apparently, it's thanks to this game
that I got cheated on in the first place!
**[05:59] ---**
How awful is that?
**[06:02] ---**
TWO MINUTES LATER
**[06:05] ---**
Oh...
**[06:06] ---**
is that right?
**[06:08] ---**
Yamada > Oh, is that right?
**[06:09] ---**
Yamada > If you're not going for the rare item,
can you let me have this hunting ground?
**[06:13] ---**
*So you have zero interest
in chatting with me!*
**[06:17] ---**
Not on your life!
**[06:19] ---**
*I was here first, so that means that you
should leave this hunting ground to me!*
**[06:24] ---**
*I was told that that's
hunting ground etiquette!*
**[06:24] ---**
ANGER HONORIFICS
**[06:26] ---**
I'm sure this won't interest you...
**[06:26] ---**
*I'm sure this won't interest you,*
**[06:28] ---**
*but I'm heartbroken after a breakup.*
**[06:30] ---**
*I'm going to use this hunting ground
as an outlet for my stress!*
**[06:34] ---**
*Please try for the Prophet's Stone
in some other channel!*
**[06:36] ---**
*Because no way am I
ever giving up this spot!*
**[06:39] ---**
Akane > Because no way am I
ever giving up this spot!
**[06:45] ---**
*Oh, no.*
**[06:46] ---**
*I was so annoyed that I lashed out
at this stranger with an afro.*
**[06:50] ---**
Well, yes.
**[06:53] ---**
You're right.
**[06:54] ---**
Yamada > I'm not interested.
**[06:58] ---**
*I hate you, Yamada!*
**[06:59] ---**
*I'm so going to log out
after you leave!*
**[07:02] ---**
*This is why I can't stand gamer guys!*
**[07:09] ---**
Huh?
**[07:10] ---**
1-YEAR ANNIVERSARY EVENT TO BE HELD
With avatars and various gifts for attendees
We'll be handing out Prophet Stone (Purple)
PIN Codes, too
**[07:11] ---**
*An event?*
**[07:13] ---**
*With avatars and various gifts
for attendees.*
**[07:16] ---**
*Hey...*
**[07:18] ---**
*it's nearby.*
**[07:26] ---**
*Akane...*
**[07:27] ---**
*let's stay together forever!*
**[07:31] ---**
*Okay!*
**[07:39] ---**
*Sorry.*
**[07:40] ---**
*I met someone else that I like
in that game.*
**[07:49] ---**
*And she says that she likes me, too.*
**[07:55] ---**
*I'm really sorry.*
**[07:58] ---**
*You're already going out
with that girl, aren't you?*
**[08:05] ---**
*Will they be going
to this event together, too?*
**[08:12] ---**
*Damn it.*
**[08:15] ---**
*Am I just going to go down
as the one who got dumped?*
**[08:20] ---**
- Akane!
- Huh?
**[08:22] ---**
So you're finally showing up for class?
**[08:24] ---**
Are you over him now?
**[08:25] ---**
Momo!
**[08:27] ---**
Hey, Momo,
**[08:29] ---**
come shopping with me today
for clothes and shoes!
**[08:31] ---**
Huh?
**[08:32] ---**
Going somewhere?
**[08:33] ---**
Yeah. I'm attending an event.
**[08:36] ---**
Oh?
**[08:38] ---**
Where I bet you-know-who
will be showing up as well.
**[08:42] ---**
He can wallow in regret when he sees
how gorgeous I've become.
**[08:46] ---**
Wow! You're nowhere near over him!
**[08:49] ---**
This wouldn't be an event for that game,
would it?
**[08:52] ---**
Of course it's an event for that game!
**[08:56] ---**
More likely than not, he'll be there.
**[08:58] ---**
So sad.
**[09:01] ---**
Whatever you say!
**[09:03] ---**
Wow.
**[09:04] ---**
Just watch!
I'm going to make him regret
**[09:04] ---**
Please make me look pretty!
**[09:06] ---**
All right.
**[09:07] ---**
ditching me for a gamer girl!
**[09:08] ---**
Make me thinner!
**[09:09] ---**
He'll be kicking himself for dumping me.
**[09:10] ---**
All right.
**[09:11] ---**
Just watch!
I'm going to make him regret it!
**[09:14] ---**
We thank you for attending
**[09:16] ---**
the Forest of Savior
Autumn Festival today!
**[09:21] ---**
The PIN code you received at the gate
will expire at the end of December
**[09:26] ---**
so please keep that in mind!
**[09:26] ---**
*The place is actually hopping.*
**[09:30] ---**
*There are way more people
than I thought there'd be.*
**[09:34] ---**
*Wait.*
**[09:35] ---**
*Hold up, am I headed
straight for bankruptcy this month?*
**[09:40] ---**
*Still, everyone here is playing
the same game, right?*
**[09:45] ---**
*I mean, there are tons of guys here.*
**[09:48] ---**
*It's all so fascinating.*
**[09:50] ---**
*I wonder
what kind of characters they play?*
**[09:53] ---**
Takuma!
**[09:57] ---**
*Taku...*
**[09:58] ---**
*ma?*
**[10:02] ---**
Ta—
**[10:03] ---**
Let's move up to the front.
**[10:04] ---**
Sure.
**[10:07] ---**
W-Wait!
**[10:16] ---**
What the...
**[10:18] ---**
Ow.
**[10:20] ---**
A girl just fell down.
**[10:25] ---**
*How stupid is that?*
**[10:27] ---**
*I want to disappear.*
**[10:30] ---**
*I don't know why...*
**[10:31] ---**
*but I think I'm about to cry.*
**[10:36] ---**
Huh?
**[10:38] ---**
Are you all right?
**[10:39] ---**
O-Oh.
**[10:47] ---**
*Whoa, he's super hot!*
**[10:49] ---**
Yes! I'm totally fine!
**[10:51] ---**
Oh, did I bump into you, by any chance?
**[10:54] ---**
Uh, yes. Well—
**[10:55] ---**
I'm so sorry!
I kind of spaced out for a second.
**[10:58] ---**
I mean, I was deep in thought.
**[11:00] ---**
I'm going through a hard time, and...
**[11:03] ---**
I wasn't really paying attention.
**[11:06] ---**
Oh...
**[11:08] ---**
is that right?
**[11:11] ---**
Sorry!
**[11:13] ---**
It doesn’t matter, right?
**[11:16] ---**
Right.
**[11:18] ---**
I'm not interested.
**[11:21] ---**
*Huh?*
**[11:23] ---**
*That same line...*
**[11:24] ---**
*I heard it recently somewhere.*
**[11:28] ---**
I'm not interested.
**[11:32] ---**
Yamada?
**[11:36] ---**
Afro Yamada?
**[11:41] ---**
Who are you?
**[11:47] ---**
Who are you?
**[11:50] ---**
Um...
**[11:53] ---**
You see...
**[11:54] ---**
*Huh?*
**[11:56] ---**
*Are his reactions slow?*
**[11:58] ---**
*No, but I'm sure
I got a sense of afro déjà vu.*
**[12:01] ---**
*Am I just imagining things?*
**[12:02] ---**
*It can't be a coincidence, right?*
**[12:04] ---**
*Wait, he's looking at me
with such disbelief in his eyes.*
**[12:08] ---**
*Did I get the wrong guy?*
**[12:10] ---**
- I'm sorry!
- What?
**[12:11] ---**
Hmm?
**[12:15] ---**
*Takuma?*
**[12:16] ---**
*And his new girlfriend?*
**[12:18] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[12:21] ---**
Takuma! Hey, what a coincidence!
**[12:23] ---**
You're Mr. Yamada, right?
**[12:24] ---**
Huh?
**[12:25] ---**
Wow! It's you, isn't it, Mr. Yamada?
**[12:29] ---**
Who?
**[12:31] ---**
Don't you know him?
**[12:32] ---**
He's this insanely famous pro gamer!
**[12:34] ---**
What? Awesome!
**[12:35] ---**
I'm telling you, he's incredible!
**[12:37] ---**
Wow, Mr. Yamada, you play FOS?
**[12:39] ---**
I'm a total fan of yours, Mr. Yamada!
**[12:41] ---**
I'm always watching your videos!
**[12:43] ---**
Wow, what a thrill!
**[12:45] ---**
Man! Unbelievable!
**[12:48] ---**
You're famous?
**[12:49] ---**
Well, locally.
**[12:54] ---**
What a coincidence, Takuma!
**[12:56] ---**
You're here on a date, too?
**[12:59] ---**
Huh? Akane?
**[13:00] ---**
You're here?
**[13:01] ---**
Yes, I've been here all along!
**[13:06] ---**
What are you doing in a place like this?
**[13:08] ---**
Well, I play this game, too, so what's
so strange about me being here?
**[13:12] ---**
What?
**[13:14] ---**
Don't tell me you're here alone?
**[13:16] ---**
Of course not!
**[13:18] ---**
Let me introduce you.
**[13:19] ---**
This is my new boyfriend!
**[13:20] ---**
No, I'm not.
**[13:24] ---**
I'm begging you.
**[13:25] ---**
Out of a warrior's mercy, can you find it
in your heart to play along with me?
**[13:29] ---**
Are you serious?
**[13:30] ---**
Just think of it as compassion,
and please...
**[13:33] ---**
What?
**[13:35] ---**
You can have this.
**[13:36] ---**
I got it as a perk for attending.
**[13:38] ---**
FIRST ANNIVERSARY EVENT
CODE FOR VISITORS
**[13:38] ---**
It's yours if you want it.
**[13:41] ---**
Seriously?
**[13:42] ---**
But this is a PIN code
for the Prophet's Stone.
**[13:45] ---**
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
**[13:46] ---**
It's a super-rare power-up.
**[13:48] ---**
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
**[13:49] ---**
*It is, huh?*
**[13:49] ---**
FIRST ANNIVERSARY EVENT
CODE FOR VISITORS
**[13:52] ---**
I'm her boyfriend.
**[13:52] ---**
He's my boyfriend!
**[13:55] ---**
A-Are you kidding me?
**[13:57] ---**
But I've been following you
for three years,
**[14:00] ---**
and we've never once connected.
**[14:02] ---**
AND I COMMENT EVERY TIME
**[14:04] ---**
I'm so bitter!
**[14:05] ---**
Takuma!
**[14:07] ---**
*I win!*
**[14:09] ---**
*Not that this was what I had in mind.*
**[14:12] ---**
*But look, he's bitter!*
**[14:12] ---**
Bitter!
**[14:16] ---**
Takuma!
**[14:17] ---**
Come on, cheer up!
**[14:18] ---**
Yeah.
**[14:20] ---**
Eri!
**[14:21] ---**
Takuma!
**[14:23] ---**
Eri!
**[14:25] ---**
Takuma!
**[14:30] ---**
BOTTA
**[14:30] ---**
BOTTA BAR AND GRILL
**[14:30] ---**
Welcome!
**[14:36] ---**
What is this?
**[14:38] ---**
What do you call this feeling?
**[14:41] ---**
Like I won the battle, but lost the war?
**[14:45] ---**
You didn't even win the battle,
either, did you,
**[14:48] ---**
from the looks of it.
**[14:50] ---**
I knew it.
You're afro Yamada, aren't you?
**[14:53] ---**
THIS IRRITATING FEELING
**[14:53] ---**
Right.
**[14:55] ---**
By the way, can I go home now?
**[14:57] ---**
*It's Yamada, all right.*
**[14:58] ---**
Would it kill you to keep me company?
**[15:00] ---**
I don't want to be alone!
**[15:09] ---**
That girl...
**[15:11] ---**
She was so beautiful.
**[15:14] ---**
Who?
**[15:16] ---**
Takuma's girlfriend.
**[15:18] ---**
First off, who's Takuma?
**[15:20] ---**
My ex-boyfriend, that's who!
**[15:21] ---**
I told you about him in the game chat!
**[15:25] ---**
Right.
**[15:26] ---**
So you're that inept paladin, huh?
**[15:29] ---**
YOU WERE OCCUPYING
THAT HUNTING GROUND...
**[15:30] ---**
You only just realized that now?
**[15:31] ---**
Well, isn’t it amazing at all
that I realized it?
**[15:36] ---**
Welcome!
**[15:39] ---**
The truth is, today I was going
to dress up and flaunt myself,
**[15:43] ---**
and make him regret dumping me.
**[15:47] ---**
But I never planned
on having to see them like that.
**[15:59] ---**
Um...
**[16:03] ---**
Since it seems we'll be here a while,
can I order another cola?
**[16:06] ---**
Please, be my guest!
**[16:06] ---**
This is all flat
and watery now...
**[16:07] ---**
My pleasure!
**[16:09] ---**
*Oh, I'm starting to feel drained.*
**[16:12] ---**
By the way, about what Takuma said,
what's a pro gamer?
**[16:16] ---**
Someone who gets paid by sponsors
to play games, I guess?
**[16:21] ---**
What? Sponsors?
**[16:21] ---**
Can I get a cola,
please?
**[16:22] ---**
You're kidding me, right?
**[16:23] ---**
My pleasure!!
**[16:23] ---**
No, it's true.
**[16:24] ---**
Then you're getting paid to play FOS, too?
**[16:27] ---**
That's just a break for me.
**[16:29] ---**
I mainly play FPS games.
**[16:32] ---**
Oh?
**[16:33] ---**
FPS = abbrev. for First Person Shooter
A shooting game from the player's (first-person) perspective
**[16:33] ---**
What are those?
**[16:34] ---**
Uh, don’t worry about it.
**[16:41] ---**
Don't you think
you're a little cold, Yamada?
**[16:44] ---**
That won’t make you
too popular with the girls.
**[16:47] ---**
I'm not.
**[16:48] ---**
I've never had a girlfriend, either.
**[16:50] ---**
What? That can't be true!
**[16:53] ---**
You just said so yourself, didn't you?
**[16:55] ---**
Well, yeah, I did say that, but...
**[16:57] ---**
You're so good-looking.
How can you not be popular?
**[17:00] ---**
Being modest??
**[17:01] ---**
I'm not interested.
**[17:03] ---**
In romance and all.
**[17:04] ---**
I don't get what that's all about.
**[17:06] ---**
Wow.
**[17:09] ---**
What a waste of good looks.
**[17:10] ---**
So wasteful...
**[17:11] ---**
Gaming is more fun for me.
**[17:12] ---**
Wow.
**[17:16] ---**
Well, romance isn't all
fun and games, either.
**[17:20] ---**
Like me getting cheated on in the game.
**[17:23] ---**
That really sucks.
**[17:26] ---**
*Sucks, huh?*
**[17:30] ---**
*Uh-oh.*
**[17:31] ---**
*I'm about to cry.*
**[17:34] ---**
I'm going to the bathroom.
**[17:48] ---**
*Oh.*
**[17:49] ---**
*My clothes are all dirty.*
**[17:51] ---**
*It must have happened when I tripped.*
**[17:57] ---**
*Whoa.*
**[17:58] ---**
*I scraped my leg, too.*
**[17:58] ---**
It's bleeding...
**[18:07] ---**
*I wish I hadn't gone to that event.*
**[18:12] ---**
*If I was going to end up
feeling like this...*
**[18:22] ---**
*Hey...*
**[18:24] ---**
*D-Did he...*
**[18:26] ---**
*Don't tell me he left?*
**[18:29] ---**
*I wouldn't put it past him.*
**[18:30] ---**
*After all, he was just dying to go home.*
**[18:31] ---**
I WANNA GO HOME
**[18:34] ---**
*Not that it really matters.*
**[18:37] ---**
*I was just forcing him
to stay with me, anyway.*
**[18:41] ---**
*After all...*
**[18:43] ---**
*from now on, I'm going to be alone.*
**[18:50] ---**
Are you all right?
**[18:54] ---**
Whoa.
**[18:57] ---**
Why are you looking at me like that?
**[19:00] ---**
Y-Y-Yama...
**[19:02] ---**
Huh?
**[19:04] ---**
Would you mind sitting down for now?
**[19:11] ---**
Huh?
**[19:15] ---**
What's that?
**[19:16] ---**
Band-aids.
**[19:18] ---**
I just bought them in, like, ten seconds.
**[19:23] ---**
Oh, crap. It's sticking to me.
**[19:25] ---**
I'm just going to put it on you.
**[19:37] ---**
You went to buy them for me?
**[19:40] ---**
Seeing all that blood worried me, so...
**[19:43] ---**
So you went out of your way?
**[19:46] ---**
Well...
**[19:47] ---**
I also drank like, three colas.
**[19:56] ---**
Yamada!
**[19:57] ---**
BOTTA BAR AND GRILL
**[19:58] ---**
Go ahead and order whatever you want!
**[20:00] ---**
No, I'll be taking off now.
**[20:02] ---**
We're so gonna drink tonight!
**[20:03] ---**
Uh, um—
**[20:05] ---**
May we order, please?
**[20:06] ---**
My pleasure!
**[20:19] ---**
So since Mr. Tani's
scouting the area...
**[20:28] ---**
...we can focus on the enemy in front.
**[20:35] ---**
We might be able to rack up some kills.
**[20:38] ---**
HUNGOVER
**[20:39] ---**
*My head hurts.*
**[20:42] ---**
The next map in particular...
**[20:45] ---**
*Wait, I can hear someone talking.*
**[20:49] ---**
I told you, I'm not turning on my camera.
**[20:54] ---**
*Who is that?*
**[20:57] ---**
You’re getting annoying.
**[21:09] ---**
My bad.
**[21:11] ---**
I'm stepping away for a second.
**[21:13] ---**
Be right back.
**[22:51] ---**
SUPER PIGTAILS
**[22:51] ---**
TRADITIONAL
JAPANESE GIRL
**[22:51] ---**
TOPKNOT
**[22:52] ---**
Hmm.
**[22:52] ---**
TRADITIONAL
JAPANESE GIRL
**[22:52] ---**
TOPKNOT
**[22:52] ---**
CURLY PONY
**[22:54] ---**
These free hairstyles
are anything but cute.
**[22:57] ---**
GET IT FROM THE MOONLIGHT LOOT BOX
(FAIRY PIGTAILS)
**[22:57] ---**
GET IT FROM FLOWER FIELD LOOT BOX
(DREAMING FLOWER GIRL)
**[22:58] ---**
And you can only get the cute ones
from loot boxes.
**[23:02] ---**
So fat chance that I'd ever win one.
**[23:03] ---**
GET IT FROM THE LAKESIDE LOOT BOX.0
(CURLED IN, LOOSE & FLUFFY)
**[23:05] ---**
GET IT FROM THE STAR TOWER LOOT BOX
(GORGEOUS MEATBALL CURLS)
**[23:07] ---**
*Huh? They sell them
for a fixed price, too?*
**[23:08] ---**
RECOMMENDED FOR BEGINNERS!!
**[23:09] ---**
GIRLY PIGTAILS
**[23:09] ---**
GIRLY CURLS
**[23:09] ---**
BOWL CUT
**[23:11] ---**
*Not as good as the loot boxes,
but cuter than the default 'do!*
**[23:14] ---**
SHORT BUN
**[23:14] ---**
GIRL PIGTAILS
**[23:14] ---**
GIRLY CURLS
**[23:15] ---**
*I see! You acquire it this way
to show off at least some personality!*
**[23:23] ---**
AKANE HAS LOGGED IN
**[23:23] ---**
*Hey, I just bought the cutest one
at a fixed price!*
**[23:26] ---**
*Huh?*
**[23:34] ---**
*We all had the same exact thought.*
# E2 - It's Almost Time For the Boss to Spawn so...
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ1K93/its-almost-time-for-the-boss-to-spawn-so)
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**[00:05] ---**
So since Mr. Tani's
scouting the area,
**[00:08] ---**
we can focus on the enemy in front.
**[00:10] ---**
We might be able to rack up some kills.
**[00:12] ---**
HUNGOVER
**[00:12] ---**
*My head hurts.*
**[00:15] ---**
The next map in particular...
**[00:18] ---**
*Wait, I can hear someone talking.*
**[00:22] ---**
I told you, I'm not turning on my camera.
**[00:26] ---**
*Who is that?*
**[00:28] ---**
You're getting annoying.
**[00:39] ---**
My bad.
**[00:42] ---**
I'm stepping away for a sec.
**[00:46] ---**
Be right back.
**[00:49] ---**
*What is...*
**[00:56] ---**
*going on here?*
**[01:00] ---**
Um...
**[01:01] ---**
Yes?
**[01:09] ---**
Um...
**[01:12] ---**
FACT #1
MEMORY LOSS FROM DRINKING
**[01:14] ---**
I...
**[01:15] ---**
FACT #2
STRANGE ROOM
**[01:17] ---**
Don't tell me I...
**[01:19] ---**
FACT #3
EXPOSED SKIN
**[01:21] ---**
FACT #4
MAN (YAMADA)
**[01:23] ---**
Don't tell me it was a one-night stand?!
**[01:24] ---**
Is that what it looks like?
**[01:25] ---**
No, not really!
**[02:58] ---**
Well, long story short...
**[03:02] ---**
it was either take care of you...
**[03:05] ---**
or abandon you on the street.
**[03:10] ---**
But even I thought
that might be too inhumane.
**[03:14] ---**
I am truly, deeply sorry.
**[03:15] ---**
I DID AGONIZE OVER
THE TWO OPTIONS
**[03:16] ---**
I'll thank you properly, no matter—
**[03:18] ---**
Just leave right now,
and we'll call it even.
**[03:20] ---**
Right! I'm leaving right now!
**[03:24] ---**
By the way,
about your puke-covered clothes...
**[03:27] ---**
I washed them
and hung them up in the bathroom.
**[03:29] ---**
And I also paid your bill
from the izakaya.
**[03:32] ---**
I'll pay you back
right this minute!
**[03:34] ---**
*This is bad.*
**[03:36] ---**
Excuse me. Where's the bathroom?
**[03:38] ---**
Out the door and to the right.
**[03:40] ---**
There's just no excuse for this.
**[03:42] ---**
IT'S ALMOST TIME
FOR THE BOSS TO SPAWN, SO...
**[03:43] ---**
Well, I don't think
I'll be seeing you anymore...
**[03:48] ---**
but take care.
**[03:58] ---**
*Now I've gone and done it.*
**[04:00] ---**
*Not to mention, I spent the night
at the apartment of a man I just met.*
**[04:06] ---**
*Forgive me, Mom back in Gunma.*
**[04:14] ---**
I'm so wiped.
**[04:18] ---**
*I've got to work on my paper.*
**[04:23] ---**
Hmm?
**[04:27] ---**
*Wait.*
**[04:34] ---**
*I was wearing my necklace, right?*
**[04:38] ---**
*Huh? Where'd it go?*
**[04:54] ---**
Not here.
**[05:01] ---**
*About your puke-covered clothes...*
**[05:03] ---**
*I washed them
and hung them up in the bathroom.*
**[05:07] ---**
*Don't tell me...*
**[05:10] ---**
*I dropped it in Yamada's apartment?*
**[05:14] ---**
SYSTEM: AKANE LOGGED IN.
**[05:19] ---**
Hey!
**[05:20] ---**
Akanecchi! Hello!
**[05:22] ---**
CHOCOLATE RABBIT GUILD
GUILD MASTER: RURIHIME
**[05:24] ---**
Rurihime! Hello!
**[05:26] ---**
*Yamada! Where's Yamada?*
**[05:28] ---**
OFFLINE MEMBERS
LovesMeat
Yamada...
**[05:30] ---**
*Offline!*
**[05:32] ---**
*I know I still had it on
at the izakaya.*
**[05:35] ---**
*If I dropped it,
it must have been afterwards.*
**[05:38] ---**
*So it had to have been when I
took off my clothes at Yamada's place.*
**[05:43] ---**
*What am I gonna do?*
**[05:47] ---**
*That necklace was the first present
I ever got from Takuma.*
**[05:53] ---**
What's this? Are you frozen, Akanecchi?
**[05:57] ---**
Are you not feeling well, maybe?
**[06:01] ---**
Akane > The thing is,
I have a lot going on IRL...
**[06:02] ---**
Rurihime > Oh, my. Some kind of trouble?
**[06:04] ---**
Akane > Something like that...
**[06:10] ---**
Ruri will be happy to hear your story!
**[06:12] ---**
Since Ruri is everyone's master,
she wants you to depend on her!
**[06:16] ---**
*Oh, Rurihime, you're always such a cutie!*
**[06:19] ---**
SO HEALING...
**[06:22] ---**
Oh, I see.
**[06:24] ---**
You got dumped by your boyfriend,
**[06:25] ---**
and now you've lost
your precious necklace.
**[06:28] ---**
Ruri gets it.
**[06:30] ---**
After all, Ruri gets
tons of presents from her fans,
**[06:33] ---**
and they're all so precious to her!
**[06:35] ---**
And each one is memorable in its own way!
**[06:35] ---**
FANS...
**[06:37] ---**
FANS...
TONS...
**[06:38] ---**
But lately, I've been running out of space
to store them all, you know?
**[06:41] ---**
BEING CUTE IS A CRIME!
**[06:41] ---**
Wow.
**[06:43] ---**
- Huh?
- Oh!
**[06:45] ---**
SYSTEM: YAMADA LOGGED IN.
**[06:47] ---**
Yamada! Hello!
**[06:50] ---**
Hello.
**[06:51] ---**
*Yamada's here!*
**[06:52] ---**
*Um...*
**[06:53] ---**
- Yamada!
- Yama! Ya! Yamada!
**[06:55] ---**
Yamada, come over here,
and let's talk about romance!
**[06:58] ---**
It's almost time
for the boss to spawn, so I can't.
**[07:00] ---**
You're going after the boss again?
**[07:02] ---**
Since it's double drops for now.
**[07:04] ---**
What? Until when?
**[07:05] ---**
Rurihime > What? Until when?
Yamada > All this week.
**[07:06] ---**
Yamada > All this week.
Rurihime > You don't say!
**[07:06] ---**
Yamada > All this week.
Rurihime > You don't say! I had no idea!
**[07:07] ---**
*They're so into it,
I can't a word in edgewise.*
**[07:07] ---**
Rurihime > You don't say! I had no idea!
Yamada > They announced it late last night.
**[07:10] ---**
*I guess I'll have to PM him.*
**[07:12] ---**
Yamada!!!!!! I think I might have dropped
my necklace at your place! Have you seen it??
**[07:14] ---**
*Hey, he noticed?*
**[07:16] ---**
Yamada > Nope.
**[07:17] ---**
*That was quick.*
**[07:19] ---**
*Can't he be a little more...*
**[07:22] ---**
Come talk with us, Yamada,
and help me cheer up Akanecchi!
**[07:24] ---**
Check the chat log
for details!
**[07:26] ---**
- I'd rather not.
- That's mean!
**[07:28] ---**
Anyway, what I'd like to discuss
is the fact that the guild's storage...
**[07:31] ---**
CRAMMED...
**[07:31] ---**
is always stuffed to the brim
and unusable.
**[07:34] ---**
What? Hey, you're right!
It's bursting with items!
**[07:37] ---**
I haven't been checking it at all!
**[07:38] ---**
HMM...
**[07:40] ---**
I always clean it out,
**[07:42] ---**
but the next thing I know,
it's full again.
**[07:43] ---**
How strange is that?
**[07:45] ---**
*If it's not at Yamada's,
does that mean it's at the izakaya?*
**[07:49] ---**
I wonder if someone's
putting items in there out of goodwill?
**[07:53] ---**
Oh! That would be me—
**[07:54] ---**
What? This trash, out of goodwill?
**[07:58] ---**
"Trash" is too harsh!
**[08:00] ---**
A guild member must have added
those items to help out the beginners.
**[08:04] ---**
Even a newbie
who just started three minutes ago
**[08:06] ---**
would have better gear than that.
**[08:08] ---**
Now, now!
**[08:09] ---**
What if it's a guild member
who happens to be online?
**[08:09] ---**
TSK
**[08:13] ---**
He or she would be crushed
to see this chat!
**[08:17] ---**
- It's me.
- Oh!
**[08:19] ---**
Akane > I thought the old armor and gear
might come in handy for the beginners...
**[08:23] ---**
Akane > I'm sorry...
They're in the way, aren't they?
**[08:25] ---**
Rurihime > No, no, they're so not!!!!!!1
You really are a kind soul, Akanecchi!!11
**[08:27] ---**
- They're in the way.
- Yamada!
**[08:31] ---**
Well, I'm the one who has
to clean up that trash all the time.
**[08:33] ---**
Stop calling it trash!
**[08:35] ---**
Akanecchi was only trying to help, all right?
**[08:37] ---**
HELP...
**[08:39] ---**
Try to be more selective.
**[08:42] ---**
Because there's only so much storage.
**[08:43] ---**
Yamada!
**[08:45] ---**
Seriously! You could have been
a little nicer about it, you bad boy!
**[08:49] ---**
SYSTEM: AKANE LOGGED OUT.
**[08:49] ---**
Bad! Bad!
**[08:53] ---**
Rurihime > Oh...
**[08:54] ---**
Rurihime > Really, now! Yamada, you dummy!
Akanecchi's not used to gaming yet,
so try to be nicer to her!!
**[09:07] ---**
Ouch.
**[09:07] ---**
CRACK?
**[09:09] ---**
Did I step on something?
**[09:23] ---**
No way.
**[09:25] ---**
*I hate you, Yamada!*
**[09:41] ---**
Akane.
**[09:43] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[09:45] ---**
I wasn't thinking.
**[09:49] ---**
I've finally come to my senses.
**[09:52] ---**
Takuma!
**[09:56] ---**
Here.
**[09:58] ---**
I want you to have this peace offering.
**[10:01] ---**
Oh.
**[10:03] ---**
That makes me so happy, Takuma!
**[10:06] ---**
Takuma.
**[10:09] ---**
Takuma.
**[10:10] ---**
Takuma.
**[10:14] ---**
Takuma!
**[10:24] ---**
What a nightmare.
**[10:27] ---**
More like a prophetic dream, I'd say!
**[10:31] ---**
Momo, are you sure
you're not enjoying this?
**[10:33] ---**
Oh, not really.
**[10:34] ---**
Since your Takuma stories
are getting kind of old.
**[10:37] ---**
And that wasn't even a genuine laugh.
**[10:43] ---**
Anyway, I'd love to hear
about the hot gamer nerd!
**[10:47] ---**
Did you really spend all night with him,
and are you sure nothing happened?
**[10:50] ---**
You're going there again?
**[10:52] ---**
I told you, nothing happened.
**[10:53] ---**
Yamada just helped me out, that's all.
**[10:56] ---**
What?
**[10:58] ---**
That reminds me, what am I going
to do about Takuma's necklace?
**[11:02] ---**
I think I dropped it
at Yamada's place, but...
**[11:05] ---**
Huh? What do you want with a gift
from the guy who jilted you?
**[11:09] ---**
THE GUY WHO JILTED YOU
**[11:10] ---**
You're still not over him.
**[11:11] ---**
STILL NOT
OVER HIM
**[11:12] ---**
Well, I guess that's who you are.
**[11:15] ---**
Always scheduling things around him.
**[11:18] ---**
You started playing online games,
which you had zero interest in, for him.
**[11:22] ---**
Come to think of it,
when you first started going out,
**[11:25] ---**
didn't you make him
homemade box lunches?
**[11:27] ---**
I think overall, you're too much.
**[11:30] ---**
I won't talk about Takuma anymore,
so please just stop.
**[11:34] ---**
As long as you see the light.
**[11:38] ---**
*6:00, huh?*
**[11:40] ---**
*I'm going to go home
and do the laundry, and then...*
**[11:43] ---**
*I wonder what's on TV tonight?*
**[11:47] ---**
*No plans tonight.*
**[11:49] ---**
*It wouldn't be any fun
playing that game alone.*
**[11:52] ---**
*They're in the way.*
**[11:55] ---**
*I haven't logged in since that day.*
**[11:59] ---**
*Is that snarky afro
having a good time nerding out?*
**[12:03] ---**
I'm sorry, Akito.
**[12:07] ---**
Sorry to stop you
and waste your time like this.
**[12:11] ---**
Um... uh...
**[12:15] ---**
You see...
**[12:16] ---**
*A high school girl...*
**[12:18] ---**
*confessing her love, I guess?*
**[12:20] ---**
*Oh, to be young again!*
**[12:22] ---**
*You are one popular guy, mister!*
**[12:26] ---**
*I confessed to an upperclassman, too,
when I was in high school.*
**[12:31] ---**
*- I'm in love with you!
- I have a girlfriend.*
**[12:33] ---**
*That good-looking Saito,
I wonder how he is?*
**[12:35] ---**
SWEET MEMORIES
**[12:37] ---**
Um... listen.
**[12:39] ---**
Are we done here?
**[12:42] ---**
It's been about seven minutes
since you stopped me.
**[12:47] ---**
Can we take this up again another day
after you've organized your thoughts?
**[12:50] ---**
Oh.
**[12:51] ---**
Sorry, but it's almost time
for the boss to spawn.
**[12:56] ---**
Excuse me.
**[12:59] ---**
Come back here!
**[13:02] ---**
OOPS...
**[13:06] ---**
Oh, of course you've forgotten, right?
**[13:09] ---**
I'm Akane, the one you helped out
at that online game event!
**[13:11] ---**
Oh, the lady who got hammered
and puked at my place.
**[13:15] ---**
I'm really sorry about that.
**[13:18] ---**
No, forget that!
**[13:19] ---**
That was pretty harsh of Yamada, huh?
**[13:21] ---**
Anyone could see
that that was a confession!
**[13:24] ---**
You should have heard her out.
**[13:28] ---**
I was being confessed to?
**[13:34] ---**
Maybe instead of gaming, you should learn
about the subtleties of human nature?
**[13:38] ---**
People say that all the time.
**[13:42] ---**
So you're in high school, huh, Yamada?
**[13:44] ---**
Yes.
**[13:46] ---**
Come to think of it, you were drinking
soda the whole time at that izakaya.
**[13:50] ---**
Yes.
**[13:51] ---**
What grade are you in?
**[13:52] ---**
I'm a third year.
**[13:53] ---**
*Hold up, that's a Tosei Academy uniform.*
**[13:56] ---**
*So you're smart, Yamada?*
**[13:59] ---**
*That school is so tough to get into.*
**[14:06] ---**
Actually...
**[14:07] ---**
I wanted to see you again.
**[14:18] ---**
Sorry. I found it later, but...
**[14:21] ---**
I stepped on it.
**[14:24] ---**
*The heart is in two pieces.*
**[14:33] ---**
Thanks for going to all this trouble!
**[14:35] ---**
So you've been carrying it around
all this time?
**[14:37] ---**
Well, I heard that we lived
near the same station,
**[14:39] ---**
so I figured I'd run into you somewhere.
**[14:42] ---**
I guess I should have logged in!
**[14:44] ---**
That must have been a hassle!
**[14:46] ---**
No.
**[14:50] ---**
Thanks!
**[14:51] ---**
I was planning to toss it anyway,
so don't worry about it!
**[14:54] ---**
All right, I'll be going now.
**[15:05] ---**
Um...
**[15:16] ---**
Please use this.
**[15:18] ---**
You don't have to return it.
**[15:26] ---**
Well, then, excuse me.
**[15:36] ---**
*The rain that started yesterday
in the Kanto area*
**[15:38] ---**
*will be moving northward,
so it will be sunny today.*
**[15:41] ---**
*Tonight's going to have a full moon.*
**[15:43] ---**
*Please use this.*
**[15:49] ---**
*I was planning to toss it anyway,
so don't worry about it!*
**[16:03] ---**
Yes?
**[16:09] ---**
Hello! It's Tagawa Express!
**[16:12] ---**
You have a delivery from Mrs. Kinoshita!
**[16:15] ---**
We'll just bring it all inside, all right?
**[16:17] ---**
Thank you for your business!
**[16:27] ---**
*About your room here, Akane,*
**[16:29] ---**
*since I'd like to turn it
into my training room,*
**[16:32] ---**
*please take back
all your belongings, okay?*
**[16:36] ---**
*Thank you!*
**[16:38] ---**
So...
**[16:40] ---**
what do you need me for?
**[16:40] ---**
YOU KNOW I JUST GOT BACK FROM WORK...
**[16:43] ---**
Help me, Momo! It's so cluttered,
I have nowhere to stand!
**[16:47] ---**
My mom sent back my stuff out of the blue,
but can you believe how much there is?
**[16:51] ---**
What am I supposed to do?
**[16:54] ---**
What a drag. Toss it all.
**[16:58] ---**
Start with that humongous bear!
**[17:00] ---**
Wait! I have fond memories of that bear!
Memories of my grandma!
**[17:02] ---**
- Memories of my grandma!
- Shut up!
**[17:05] ---**
- Grandma!
- All right, next!
**[17:07] ---**
Next!
**[17:09] ---**
Next!
**[17:17] ---**
Akane!
**[17:19] ---**
These two things are just clutter.
**[17:23] ---**
Where do you want to put them?
**[17:25] ---**
The umbrella's new,
so you'll still be using it, right?
**[17:27] ---**
This necklace is broken,
so can I throw it away?
**[17:32] ---**
*Try to be more selective.*
**[17:36] ---**
*Because there's only so much storage.*
**[17:41] ---**
Huh?
**[17:46] ---**
Be selective.
**[17:47] ---**
Huh?
**[17:48] ---**
I'M GONNA
TOSS BOTH
**[17:51] ---**
*I can't hold onto every single thing
that's precious to me.*
**[18:03] ---**
So you ended up not tossing that one, huh?
**[18:07] ---**
Yeah.
**[18:09] ---**
*But...*
**[18:11] ---**
*I'm throwing out everything else.*
**[18:14] ---**
*Because I don't need them anymore.*
**[18:23] ---**
THERE THERE
**[18:26] ---**
All right! How about we hit
the barbecue place and live it up?
**[18:30] ---**
On you, of course, Akane!
**[18:31] ---**
Money's tight,
so I'll have to ask you to go easy.
**[18:56] ---**
Yes?
**[18:57] ---**
Yamara! I'm here to return your umbrella!
**[19:02] ---**
Oh, wow! He really is hot!
**[19:06] ---**
I'm Momo!
**[19:08] ---**
Nice to meet you, Yamara!
**[19:11] ---**
ANNOYED...
**[19:14] ---**
Here!
**[19:17] ---**
Huh? Something bothering you?
**[19:20] ---**
No, it's just... I don't know what to say.
**[19:23] ---**
Yamada, I'm so sorry that Akane's
always making trouble for you.
**[19:28] ---**
But if you'd like,
you can take this opportunity...
**[19:32] ---**
to go out with me with marriage in mind!
**[19:37] ---**
I'm seriously
this close to calling the cops.
**[19:39] ---**
SMELLS LIKE
ALCOHOL...
**[19:40] ---**
Didn't I say
there was no need to return it?
**[19:43] ---**
I mean, this is actually annoying.
**[19:45] ---**
Um...
**[19:48] ---**
The umbrella. Right, I hear you.
**[19:51] ---**
But aside from that...
**[19:54] ---**
I came to thank you!
**[19:57] ---**
The day of that event...
**[19:59] ---**
I'm so glad you were there, Yamada.
**[20:03] ---**
If I'd been alone,
it would have been really rough for me.
**[20:09] ---**
I'm really...
**[20:11] ---**
*Are you all right?*
**[20:13] ---**
...thankful to you!
**[20:18] ---**
Right.
**[20:24] ---**
Okay! We'll be leaving
before you call the cops on us!
**[20:27] ---**
I'd appreciate that.
**[20:30] ---**
Come on, Momo! We're going home!
**[20:32] ---**
YAMADA
**[20:34] ---**
Walk like a big girl, okay?
**[20:44] ---**
YAMADA
**[20:47] ---**
Momo! Watch your step now!
**[20:54] ---**
By the way...
**[20:59] ---**
Ruri—
**[21:00] ---**
The guild master was worried about you...
**[21:05] ---**
saying that you
haven't logged in since that day.
**[21:12] ---**
So...
**[21:14] ---**
well, if you're ever free sometime...
**[21:21] ---**
I'll do it!
**[21:23] ---**
I'll do it right away!
**[21:24] ---**
I'll log in as soon as I get home!
**[21:25] ---**
What about you, Yamada?
**[21:27] ---**
No, I'm going to bed.
**[21:28] ---**
You're not going to play?
**[21:29] ---**
- I'm going to bed.
- You're not gonna?
**[21:32] ---**
I am... marrying him.
**[23:13] ---**
Whoa.
**[23:14] ---**
There's so many now.
**[23:15] ---**
FORCED TO LOG IN
**[23:16] ---**
What should we do, Yamada?
**[23:20] ---**
Yamada?
**[23:22] ---**
Hey!
**[23:23] ---**
Yamada?
**[23:25] ---**
Hey! What's wrong?
**[23:27] ---**
Yamada!
**[23:28] ---**
Yamada!
**[23:30] ---**
Yamada! Yamada! Yamada! Yama—
# E3 - I Wanna Have an Offline Meeting ♡
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8QVW4/i-wanna-have-an-offline-meeting)
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**[00:02] ---**
Huh?
**[00:03] ---**
So you don't have a boyfriend now,
Ms. Kinoshita?
**[00:05] ---**
MS. KINOSHITA
**[00:05] ---**
Uh, no.
**[00:07] ---**
BAMBOO SHOOT
**[00:07] ---**
Then how about me?
**[00:09] ---**
I'm kind of a catch, you know!
**[00:11] ---**
What?
**[00:15] ---**
Hey, is that right? That's funny!
**[00:19] ---**
Huh?
**[00:20] ---**
WHAT?
**[00:23] ---**
I WANNA GO HOME
**[00:24] ---**
DON'T GIMME THAT
**[00:26] ---**
SMILE SMILE SMILE
**[00:27] ---**
*I set up this group date for you,
remember?*
**[00:29] ---**
*Sorry. Turns out I'm not ready.
I'd like to go home.*
**[00:32] ---**
WHEN WOMEN COMMUNICATE JUST THROUGH GAZES
**[00:37] ---**
Ms. Kinoshita, you're hooked
on some game now, huh?
**[00:38] ---**
I HEARD
**[00:40] ---**
What's it called?
**[00:41] ---**
I'm into mobile gaming too,
so why don't we play together?
**[00:45] ---**
Um, it's not for smartphones.
**[00:48] ---**
It's a computer game
called Forest of Savior.
**[00:52] ---**
Oh.
**[00:54] ---**
I, uh...
**[00:57] ---**
might have seen the commercial for it.
**[00:59] ---**
Yeah.
**[01:01] ---**
Uh... yeah.
**[01:03] ---**
THAT'S THE BEST I CAN DO
**[01:03] ---**
I saw the commercial!
**[01:04] ---**
Sorry about that.
**[01:05] ---**
Hey, no wait.
**[01:07] ---**
Oh, that one?
**[01:09] ---**
Forest, right? Saber, huh? Yeah.
**[02:43] ---**
Come on! Are you even trying?
**[02:46] ---**
You let a great group date go to waste.
All you did was play with your smartphone!
**[02:50] ---**
Are you motivated or not?
**[02:51] ---**
Sorry! I got a text from Ruri,
and I couldn't help myself.
**[02:55] ---**
Ruri?
**[02:56] ---**
Yeah, a friend from FOS.
**[02:59] ---**
She's this girl
with the most adorable avatar.
**[03:02] ---**
A girl?
**[03:03] ---**
What? Yes.
**[03:06] ---**
What if it's actually some creepy old guy?
**[03:10] ---**
Don't you think it's risky
giving out your number?
**[03:13] ---**
I'm pretty sure... she's a girl.
**[03:16] ---**
Well, whatever.
**[03:18] ---**
I'm heading this way, so see you!
**[03:24] ---**
I Wanna Have an Offline Meeting
**[03:28] ---**
*Come to think of it...*
**[03:30] ---**
*I never gave it a second thought.*
**[03:35] ---**
I was out drinking,
but I'm done now!
I'll log in when I get home!
**[03:37] ---**
Ruri will be home soon too
Let's play once we're logged in
**[03:42] ---**
*I'm picturing her
as a girl in high school.*
**[03:52] ---**
*I wonder what kind of girl she is?*
**[03:55] ---**
Huh?
**[03:59] ---**
*Wow. Gothic Lolita?*
**[04:02] ---**
*No, wait. Yumekawa?*
**[04:04] ---**
CLUELESS
**[04:07] ---**
*You know...*
**[04:08] ---**
*that girl was like Rurihime.*
**[04:13] ---**
*All right! Tomorrow my classes
are in the afternoon,*
**[04:16] ---**
*so I can play
to my heart's content tonight!*
**[04:23] ---**
Huh?
**[04:24] ---**
QUESTIONING HERSELF FOR FEELING
GIDDIER OVER THIS THAN THE GROUP DATE...
**[04:29] ---**
Oh, well, whatever!
**[04:30] ---**
STOPS THINKING ABOUT IT
**[04:33] ---**
*I'm just not ready
for another romance now.*
**[04:38] ---**
SYSTEM:
AKANE IS ONLINE
**[04:40] ---**
*Huh?*
**[04:44] ---**
*There's no one in the guild hall.*
**[04:51] ---**
*It's Rurihime and Yamada!*
**[04:55] ---**
*Wonder what they're up to?*
**[04:57] ---**
*I'd like for the three of us
to go hunting!*
**[05:00] ---**
*Let's see.*
**[05:02] ---**
Rurihime > No other guild members
are here today, huh...
**[05:04] ---**
THERE IS
**[05:06] ---**
Rurihime > I miss everyone
Akanecchi didn’t come, either...
**[05:07] ---**
Rurihime > I miss everyone
Akanecchi didn’t come, either...
Yamada > Well, it's a weekday
**[05:09] ---**
Rurihime > I miss everyone
Akanecchi didn’t come, either...
Yamada > Well, it's a weekday
Rurihime > But she just said she'd be here
**[05:11] ---**
*Huh?*
**[05:13] ---**
*I wonder if they
don't realize that I'm here?*
**[05:18] ---**
Doesn't this remind you of when we first started this guild
**[05:20] ---**
Doesn't this remind you of when we
first started this guild?
**[05:25] ---**
Yeah, I guess.
**[05:27] ---**
Back then, it was just
you and me every day, right?
**[05:32] ---**
There are so many more members now.
**[05:35] ---**
But...
**[05:36] ---**
it's nice to be alone once in a while.
**[05:39] ---**
Having more time
to live it up with everyone
**[05:42] ---**
means there's less time
to be alone with you.
**[05:45] ---**
Ruri's kind of missed that, see.
**[05:50] ---**
Well, it was easier to get things done
when it was just the two of us.
**[05:57] ---**
*These...*
**[05:59] ---**
*These two...*
**[06:03] ---**
*they're an item!*
**[06:04] ---**
Here's the item.
**[06:04] ---**
TOO AWKWARD TO JOIN IN
**[06:05] ---**
Thank you!
**[06:07] ---**
Alchemy skills, so convenient!
**[06:10] ---**
Maybe Ruri will try for some too?
**[06:13] ---**
By the way...
**[06:14] ---**
speaking of other members,
there's one here, you know.
**[06:16] ---**
What?
**[06:17] ---**
Hey! It's Akanecchi!
**[06:20] ---**
I totally missed your login alert!
**[06:23] ---**
Sorry, Akanecchi!
**[06:25] ---**
Rurihime > It's Akanecchi
I totally missed your login alert
Sorry, Akenecchi
**[06:25] ---**
Rurihime > It's Akanecchi
I totally missed your login alert
Sorry, Akenecchi
Akane > Hello...!
Um, I'm not interrupting, am I?
**[06:27] ---**
What? Of course you're not!
**[06:30] ---**
SMILE SMILE SMILE
**[06:34] ---**
Okay, I need to be somewhere,
so I'm logging out.
**[06:37] ---**
Okay! I'll call you later, all right?
**[06:39] ---**
*Call?*
**[06:40] ---**
Right.
**[06:42] ---**
SYSTEM:
YAMADA IS OFFLINE.
**[06:44] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[06:49] ---**
*Come to think of it...*
**[06:50] ---**
*Yamada never has much to do
with anyone else,*
**[06:54] ---**
*but he's always talking to Rurihime.*
**[06:59] ---**
*Could those two possibly be...*
**[07:01] ---**
*boyfriend and girlfriend?*
**[07:04] ---**
*Just like Takuma and I
started playing together...*
**[07:08] ---**
*maybe Yamada and Rurihime...*
**[07:14] ---**
Akanecchi?
**[07:15] ---**
What?
**[07:16] ---**
Are you feeling down?
**[07:17] ---**
No, I'm not!
**[07:23] ---**
*Why am I...*
**[07:28] ---**
a little depressed?
**[07:37] ---**
Good work today!
Talk to you later
**[07:39] ---**
LOVE YOU
**[07:48] ---**
Right, talk later
**[07:51] ---**
*Why can't I get those two out of my mind?*
**[07:56] ---**
Social media,
with its power to connect people,
**[07:59] ---**
played a role in the movement
known as the Arab Spring,
**[08:03] ---**
which started in North Africa.
**[08:06] ---**
As you can see from this example,
**[08:08] ---**
social media always had this feature,
creating new connections...
**[08:13] ---**
*Yamada's account...*
**[08:16] ---**
*I want to take a look at it.*
**[08:18] ---**
*But...*
**[08:21] ---**
*that would be like spying on him.*
**[08:25] ---**
Ms. Kinoshita!
**[08:28] ---**
Hey!
**[08:29] ---**
*Oh, it's that guy from the group date.*
**[08:32] ---**
*What was his name again?*
**[08:35] ---**
So you were in that class too, huh?
**[08:38] ---**
I could see you fiddling
with your smartphone from behind!
**[08:40] ---**
No way!
**[08:41] ---**
I had no idea!
**[08:43] ---**
*Your name... Your name...*
**[08:44] ---**
*No good. I can't remember.*
**[08:48] ---**
By the way, after that group date,
I checked out Forest of Saber.
**[08:52] ---**
It's a pretty popular game, huh?
**[08:55] ---**
I guess so.
**[08:56] ---**
Reading up on it
made me want to try it out!
**[08:59] ---**
I mean, I like games and all.
**[09:01] ---**
*So many guys are into gaming.*
**[09:03] ---**
YAMADA PRO GAMER
**[09:04] ---**
Hey, do you play FPS games too?
**[09:08] ---**
F?
**[09:08] ---**
Do you know the pro gamer, Yamada?
**[09:11] ---**
Oh, yeah. Yamada, right?
**[09:14] ---**
I might have seen him in a commercial!
**[09:19] ---**
THAT'S THE BEST
I CAN DO
**[09:19] ---**
Never mind. Sorry.
**[09:21] ---**
You really like games, huh, Ms. Kinoshita?
**[09:24] ---**
*I don't know why...*
**[09:26] ---**
*but for some reason
I've been feeling so rattled.*
**[09:32] ---**
So listen, the guys in my club are talking
about going to Okinawa this summer.
**[09:37] ---**
Really? Sounds fun!
**[09:39] ---**
It'll be fun, all right! Because we all
know how to have a good time!
**[09:43] ---**
If you want,
you can come with us, Ms. Kinoshita!
**[09:44] ---**
*Huh?*
**[09:46] ---**
*That girl, I'm pretty sure...*
**[09:50] ---**
*that I've seen her before.*
**[09:56] ---**
Thanks for waiting.
**[10:00] ---**
Let's go.
**[10:06] ---**
The hotel we always stay at
has ocean-view rooms!
**[10:12] ---**
*I've never had a girlfriend, either.*
**[10:17] ---**
*Well, Yamada's good-looking.*
**[10:21] ---**
*Why wouldn't he
have a girlfriend or two, right?*
**[10:28] ---**
Ms. Kinoshita?
**[10:30] ---**
Huh?
**[10:31] ---**
Oh, right. I'm headed that way,
so I'll be going now, okay?
**[10:33] ---**
Hey, Ms. Kinoshita?
**[10:34] ---**
See you in class!
**[10:37] ---**
*But why...*
**[10:40] ---**
*Why do I feel so rattled?*
**[11:10] ---**
*Guess I'll pass on logging in tonight.*
**[11:16] ---**
*Who's that?*
**[11:17] ---**
Momo, maybe?
**[11:20] ---**
Akanecchi, hello
Are you free now??
**[11:21] ---**
*Rurihime!*
**[11:24] ---**
*What should I do? I'm not really
in the mood to play tonight.*
**[11:29] ---**
Hi, Rurihime!
What's up?
**[11:31] ---**
Akanecchi
Hey, listen!
Did you see the FOS news?
**[11:33] ---**
*FOS news?*
**[11:35] ---**
*I haven't logged in today,
so no, I haven't.*
**[11:40] ---**
I haven't logged in today,
so no, I haven't.
**[11:41] ---**
It said they're opening a FOS
collaboration café next month!
Want to check it out with me??
**[11:43] ---**
*A collaboration café, huh?*
**[11:45] ---**
Oh, and listen!
I just ran into Yamada
IRL unexpectedly,
so I asked him to go too!
I'm also going to ask
the other guild members
**[11:49] ---**
Ran into him IRL unexpectedly?
**[11:53] ---**
*Then could it be that that girl
actually was Rurihime?*
**[12:00] ---**
*I did think she had
a real Rurihime vibe going on.*
**[12:06] ---**
*So does that mean... those two are...*
**[12:12] ---**
Ruri wants to have an offline meeting with you, Akanecchi
Is that too much to ask??
**[12:14] ---**
Ruri wants to have an offline meeting with you Akanecchi
Is that too much to ask??
Please
**[12:25] ---**
Please
**[12:25] ---**
OK, let's go
**[12:51] ---**
Morning, Akanecchi! Today's the big day!
Ruri didn't get much sleep last night,
she was so excited!!
Can't wait to meet you, Akanecchi
**[13:05] ---**
All right, guess I'll get ready!
**[13:10] ---**
*Well, it's rare that you get to meet
your fellow guild members.*
**[13:14] ---**
*It's such a great opportunity!*
**[13:24] ---**
An offline meeting
for your online game?
**[13:26] ---**
Is that safe? You've never
met them before, right?
**[13:31] ---**
It's fine! They're all great people!
Yamada will be there too!
**[13:35] ---**
Oh, so you'll be with Yamada?
Then no worries.
**[13:37] ---**
Oh, so you'll be with Yamada?
Then no worries.
Have a good time
**[13:42] ---**
*I'm going to enjoy myself!*
**[13:46] ---**
*Let's see.*
**[13:48] ---**
MURATA BLDG.
**[13:49] ---**
*The Murata Building,
north of the station...*
**[13:53] ---**
*will be to your left
as you go straight and cross.*
**[13:57] ---**
*And now what?*
**[14:00] ---**
*Let me check the map again.*
**[14:08] ---**
SOBA
**[14:26] ---**
*Where is it?*
**[14:27] ---**
STOP.
**[14:31] ---**
Whoa!
**[14:33] ---**
Hey... sorry about that.
**[14:33] ---**
I WAS IN A HURRY...
**[14:34] ---**
Oh, no, it was my fault—
**[14:36] ---**
I'll get it for you.
**[14:37] ---**
I just hope your phone didn't crack.
**[14:38] ---**
THANK YOU...
**[14:45] ---**
Are you going
to the FOS collaboration café?
**[14:47] ---**
What?
**[14:53] ---**
Are you playing that game, by any chance?
**[15:02] ---**
Since it's pretty casual for a game,
**[15:04] ---**
I'd heard that there were
a lot of women playing,
**[15:06] ---**
but who would have thought someone
as beautiful as you was playing?
**[15:10] ---**
Oh, no. Please!
**[15:13] ---**
*I'm tagging along because he said
he'd show me the way,*
**[15:15] ---**
ALL THESE COMPLIMENTS
**[15:16] ---**
ALL THESE COMPLIMENTS
TOO FRIENDLY TO BE TRUE...
**[15:16] ---**
*but what if this is a new kind of hustle?*
**[15:19] ---**
I started playing with a friend of mine,
but we're really into it now,
**[15:23] ---**
and we've created our own guild together.
**[15:26] ---**
I thought it was just another MMO,
**[15:29] ---**
but the game balance
is actually well maintained!
**[15:32] ---**
My favorite thing about it is that there's
no inflation fueled by in-game purchases.
**[15:38] ---**
Well, the graphics are somewhat outdated,
**[15:40] ---**
but they're cute enough
that I can live with that look,
**[15:42] ---**
and best of all,
there isn't one dominant race.
**[15:44] ---**
Diversity among the races is good,
and as for Job Class discrepancy,
**[15:47] ---**
I don't think one Job Class
is better than others.
**[15:49] ---**
For now,
it's leaning to the Mage class,
**[15:51] ---**
but every update
brings an adjustment,
**[15:54] ---**
and thanks to the guild buffs,
our guild battles are meaningful,
**[15:57] ---**
so it's totally built
to be party-oriented.
**[15:59] ---**
That makes interaction worthwhile,
**[16:01] ---**
but by the same token, it can feel
pretty masochistic to power up,
**[16:04] ---**
but there's proper speedrunning
at play too.
**[16:06] ---**
I can tell that the devs really went
out of their way to reflect user feedback.
**[16:10] ---**
It's obvious that they've learned
from their past mistakes.
**[16:12] ---**
*Thank goodness. He's just a gamer.*
**[16:15] ---**
So that's my take on it.
**[16:17] ---**
- What do you think?
- Huh?
**[16:19] ---**
Well, uh...
**[16:21] ---**
I'm still just a beginner, so I don't
know as much as the rest of you.
**[16:27] ---**
The other day, I got yelled at
for putting trash in the guild's storage.
**[16:32] ---**
But the guild master's been so nice,
so I think I really like my guild now.
**[16:49] ---**
Oh, I think he's here.
**[16:51] ---**
Hey! Over here!
**[16:55] ---**
Over here! Over here!
**[16:57] ---**
It's this way!
**[16:58] ---**
*H-Hey. That girl...*
**[17:01] ---**
*is it Rurihime?*
**[17:06] ---**
So you play that game, Yamada?
Then let's go one-on-one sometime.
**[17:10] ---**
Sure.
**[17:14] ---**
Yamada!
**[17:17] ---**
Yamada! Long time no see!
**[17:19] ---**
It's been a while.
**[17:20] ---**
Things going okay?
**[17:21] ---**
I'd say fair.
**[17:23] ---**
Fair, huh?
**[17:26] ---**
STARE
**[17:30] ---**
Um, you must be Rurihime, right?
**[17:32] ---**
CUTE
**[17:32] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[17:34] ---**
You look just like your character,
so I knew right away that it was you!
**[17:37] ---**
Thanks for your text this morning!
**[17:49] ---**
*Hold on. She seems a little different
than she is in-game.*
**[17:57] ---**
Um... uh...
**[18:01] ---**
Listen, Eita... who is this?
**[18:04] ---**
Most likely...
**[18:07] ---**
Akanecchi! Right?
**[19:59] ---**
Huh?
**[20:00] ---**
Uh, everyone, why don't we
all go inside for now?
**[20:09] ---**
IZAKAYA BOTTA
**[20:18] ---**
We're finally here.
**[20:24] ---**
Ouch.
**[20:28] ---**
Freaking heavy!
**[20:30] ---**
THE UNCONSCIOUS ARE HEAVY
**[20:38] ---**
I'm exhausted.
**[20:45] ---**
We're gonna start practice
Are you offline, Yamada?
**[20:45] ---**
It's after 9:00
**[20:46] ---**
Oh, crap.
**[20:46] ---**
It's after 9:00
Someone call Yamada
**[20:51] ---**
YAMADA IS A MEMBER
OF A PROFESSIONAL FPS TEAM
**[20:57] ---**
*You're late! Where were you?*
**[21:01] ---**
*We're all waiting on you, you know.*
**[21:02] ---**
Sorry. The thing is,
one thing led to another...
**[21:06] ---**
and now there's a strange woman
sleeping in my apartment.
**[21:09] ---**
TANIYAN
**[21:09] ---**
KIM
**[21:09] ---**
JET BLACK AQUA
**[21:10] ---**
GOBOU
**[21:10] ---**
Huh?
**[21:13] ---**
*A-A woman, did you say?*
**[21:15] ---**
*- Did you say, "Woman"?
- Absolutely unforgiveable...*
**[21:18] ---**
*He said, "Woman," right? Right? Woman?*
**[21:20] ---**
*I need you to explain
exactly how this strange woman*
**[21:23] ---**
CLEARLY SHOCKED
PRO GAMERS
**[21:23] ---**
*ended up asleep in your apartment.*
**[21:25] ---**
*Hey, photos! I want to see a photo!*
**[21:28] ---**
*I swear I won't post them!
I'm pretty internet-savvy, all right?*
**[21:31] ---**
Not happening.
**[21:31] ---**
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
**[21:32] ---**
*I'm your teammate! Trust me!*
**[21:38] ---**
I feel sick.
**[21:40] ---**
*Present a sketch to us.
Then thy sin shall be forgiven.*
**[21:44] ---**
I'm stepping away for a sec.
**[21:45] ---**
*H-Hey, Yamada! Hold up!*
**[21:47] ---**
*Now I'm pissed,
so I'm gonna trash your account.*
**[21:50] ---**
Not happening.
**[21:51] ---**
*Low literacy.*
**[21:56] ---**
Uh, are you all right?
**[22:03] ---**
Do you want some water?
**[22:11] ---**
No, I don't.
**[22:16] ---**
You don't like me anymore, do you?
**[22:24] ---**
So just go away somewhere now.
**[22:29] ---**
Just go!
**[22:32] ---**
*Telling me to go...*
**[22:34] ---**
*while clinging to me...*
**[22:36] ---**
*isn't that a contradiction?*
**[22:39] ---**
*Seems that way to me,
but it's probably not what I think.*
**[22:43] ---**
A WOMAN'S HEART
IMPOSSIBLE
**[22:43] ---**
*I have no clue.*
**[22:53] ---**
*But if I move now...*
**[22:59] ---**
*I have a feeling
that she'll cry even harder.*
**[23:16] ---**
*She's been crying nonstop.*
**[23:19] ---**
*How miserable can she be?*
**[23:25] ---**
*I guess...*
**[23:26] ---**
*it's rough, huh?
This thing called romance.*
**[23:34] ---**
*You can sleep in peace till morning.*
**[23:38] ---**
I'm gonna puke!
# E4 - Are You In Love with Yamada?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2ZWQ7/are-you-in-love-with-yamada)
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**[01:10] ---**
Hey, this is great! All these posters!
**[01:13] ---**
And they're playing
the opening theme song over there!
**[01:16] ---**
Hey, Eita,
**[01:16] ---**
EVIL DEE METAL'S SUPER RECOVERY
LIVER, GARLIC, AND CHIVES RICE BOWL
FLAVORED WITH GARLIC AND GINGER
YOU'LL REGAIN LOTS OF HP
**[01:18] ---**
the menu's pretty cool too.
**[01:20] ---**
They're all named
after the dungeon bosses.
**[01:23] ---**
Some are real blasts from the past!
**[01:25] ---**
Hey! Talk about eagle eyes, Mr. Kamota!
**[01:28] ---**
Let me see! Let me see!
**[01:30] ---**
And they actually look good!
**[01:31] ---**
What's everyone having?
**[01:33] ---**
*Uh-oh.*
**[01:34] ---**
*I know Yamada and Rurihime,*
**[01:37] ---**
*but who is this old guy
and the one wearing glasses?*
**[01:37] ---**
Scorching Hot Salamander Curry!
**[01:40] ---**
That brings back memories!
**[01:42] ---**
Are you into spicy foods, Eita?
**[01:44] ---**
Actually, I love sweets!
**[01:48] ---**
*They look like they're having a blast.*
**[01:51] ---**
Rurihime...
**[01:53] ---**
who are those two?
They're in our guild, right?
**[01:57] ---**
That's Mr. Kamota and Eita.
**[01:59] ---**
Huh?
**[02:00] ---**
Uh, right. Can you tell me
a little more about them?
**[02:05] ---**
By the way,
my character name isn't Rurihime.
**[02:10] ---**
And I'm actually wondering
who you are.
**[03:45] ---**
Huh?
**[03:46] ---**
ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH YAMADA?
**[03:48] ---**
Um, what do you mean?
**[03:52] ---**
What is this? Why are you
sitting in on our guild's meetup?
**[03:56] ---**
What? You're Rurihime, right?
**[04:00] ---**
I told you I'm not.
**[04:01] ---**
But...
**[04:02] ---**
Never mind me. Who are you?
**[04:06] ---**
Hold on a second.
**[04:08] ---**
Then where's Rurihime?
**[04:10] ---**
- Rurihime...
- I just said—
**[04:12] ---**
Eita, shouldn't we introduce ourselves
before we order?
**[04:18] ---**
LOOKS DELICIOUS, HUH...
**[04:19] ---**
You have a point there!
**[04:21] ---**
Sorry about that, Akanecchi!
**[04:23] ---**
Once again...
**[04:26] ---**
Eita Sakaki, age 19.
**[04:28] ---**
Hobby: online gaming.
**[04:29] ---**
I'm the one who plays Rurihime!
**[04:32] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[04:33] ---**
Akanecchi!
**[04:39] ---**
Ne...
**[04:40] ---**
"Nekama" means...
**[04:40] ---**
"NEKAMA" MEANS...
**[04:42] ---**
a guy posing as a woman online,
**[04:44] ---**
where his true appearance
and identity remain unknown,
**[04:48] ---**
the actual person posing as a woman,
or the act of doing so.
**[04:51] ---**
It's an abbreviation
of the term "net okama,"
**[04:54] ---**
which has been in use
**[04:55] ---**
since the pre-Internet days
of online communications.
**[04:58] ---**
Ne...ka...
**[04:59] ---**
You couldn't be more wrong!
**[05:02] ---**
I am a gear that moves my muse,
who descended upon the cyberspace sea.
**[05:06] ---**
In other words, Rurihime and I
are one and the same
**[05:09] ---**
and yet totally different!
**[05:11] ---**
I'm loathe to describe this unique state
with a cheap term like "Nekama,"
**[05:15] ---**
or should I say
it's not as simple as that?
**[05:17] ---**
I mean, in the 2D world,
**[05:19] ---**
Rurihime and I are, if anything,
bound by a common destiny.
**[05:22] ---**
Like, she's my goddess, my mother,
my bride, and my alter ego?
**[05:26] ---**
When a guy starts using
a female character,
**[05:28] ---**
they cry "Nekama! Nekama!"
but what do they know?
**[05:30] ---**
In that regard, Rurihime and I have
a more creative kind of relationship, see?
**[05:32] ---**
Eita...
**[05:34] ---**
Not that this is easy
for most people to understand,
**[05:36] ---**
but what I'm trying to say is—
**[05:37] ---**
Eita...
**[05:38] ---**
YOU'RE A MAN...
**[05:39] ---**
Not everyone's as enthusiastic as you.
**[05:42] ---**
Hey, I gave you my number
**[05:44] ---**
and turned to you
for advice about being dumped!
**[05:46] ---**
Calm down, Akanecchi. It's all good.
**[05:49] ---**
Because that wasn't me. It was Rurihime.
**[05:51] ---**
What does that even mean?
**[05:51] ---**
OH, NO! OH, NO!
**[05:53] ---**
Um...
**[05:54] ---**
I'm Takezo Kamota.
**[05:56] ---**
My character name is takezo,
spelled out in English.
**[05:59] ---**
I'M A STRAWBERRY FARMER.
**[06:00] ---**
I'm usually grinding in the dungeons,
so we've never met as characters.
**[06:05] ---**
And this young girl is Runa.
**[06:08] ---**
She's Eita's younger sister
and the model for Rurihime.
**[06:14] ---**
How creepy is it to base your character
on your own kid sister?
**[06:19] ---**
And that's Akito Yamada.
**[06:22] ---**
Wait, you two already
know each other, right?
**[06:25] ---**
Huh? What does that mean?
You know each other?
**[06:29] ---**
What are you two?
How do you know each other, exactly?
**[06:32] ---**
Huh? Uh, actually...
**[06:34] ---**
STARE...
**[06:37] ---**
It's too complicated to explain.
**[06:39] ---**
It's a long story, so—
**[06:41] ---**
No, it's not!
We met at an event, that's all!
**[06:41] ---**
TOO MUCH TROUBLE...
**[06:44] ---**
In a nutshell, yeah.
**[06:48] ---**
Well, it's not like
I wasn't starting to realize...
**[06:55] ---**
THIS WOMAN... IS AN EYESORE...
**[06:55] ---**
GRRR GRRR GRRR
**[06:56] ---**
*I knew it, she totally hates me!*
**[07:01] ---**
*Oh, but...*
**[07:04] ---**
I see.
**[07:06] ---**
It was you and Eita
that I saw in the game.
**[07:11] ---**
I mean, you were kind of flirting,
so I thought you were a couple!
**[07:15] ---**
He was an upperclassman back home,
**[07:17] ---**
so when he's totally in character,
I've got to play along.
**[07:20] ---**
Yamada!
**[07:21] ---**
FLIRT FLIRT FLIRT
**[07:22] ---**
X FLIRT FLIRT FLIRT
**[07:23] ---**
Flirt, flirt! Flirt, flirt!
**[07:23] ---**
X FLIRT FLIRT FLIRT
O HIERARCHY
**[07:25] ---**
Upperclassman's orders.
**[07:26] ---**
I see. That must be tough.
**[07:33] ---**
You told me before that you
didn't have a girlfriend...
**[07:37] ---**
so I thought it was a lie.
**[07:40] ---**
I wouldn't lie about something like that.
**[07:44] ---**
Right! Of course you wouldn't.
**[07:46] ---**
I'm so glad!
**[07:50] ---**
*Wait...*
**[07:53] ---**
*What did I just say?*
**[07:58] ---**
You're so glad?
**[08:02] ---**
"I'm so glad"?
**[08:03] ---**
Is that what you just said?
**[08:06] ---**
Just what did you mean by "glad"?
**[08:13] ---**
Akane, could it be...
**[08:16] ---**
are you in love with Yamada?
**[08:21] ---**
N-No...
**[08:23] ---**
Sorry, Akanecchi!
**[08:25] ---**
Not only is my sister
super territorial,
**[08:27] ---**
she's in the throes
of adolescent rebellion,
**[08:28] ---**
SHE'S SUCH A HANDFUL
**[08:29] ---**
so she can be really abrasive!
**[08:31] ---**
Really, now! We can't have that, Runa.
**[08:33] ---**
That's so rude,
talking to an older girl like that—
**[08:35] ---**
Oh, no, it's totally fine, all right?
**[08:37] ---**
If you act like that, you're going
to have a hard time in life!
**[08:40] ---**
Back off, Nekama.
**[08:41] ---**
I'm not a Nekama! I'm a romanticist!
**[08:43] ---**
Shut up.
**[08:44] ---**
Please don't fight.
**[08:46] ---**
Uh, does everyone know what they want?
**[08:50] ---**
What should I order?
**[08:50] ---**
CAN'T MAKE UP
MY MIND!
**[08:53] ---**
*What a shock.*
**[09:11] ---**
Should we get someone to take our—
**[09:14] ---**
Oh!
**[09:16] ---**
Are you okay, Akane?
**[09:18] ---**
I-I'm so sorry! It slipped out of my hand!
**[09:21] ---**
Are you hurt? Let's call someone over!
**[09:23] ---**
It's fine! I can do it.
**[09:30] ---**
You could hurt yourself,
so we should let the staff handle it.
**[09:38] ---**
I-I guess you're right.
**[09:43] ---**
Excuse me! We broke a glass over here!
**[09:48] ---**
*This is crazy.
I mean, I didn't see that coming.*
**[09:54] ---**
*What am I going to do?*
**[09:55] ---**
*I just know my face's red!*
**[09:58] ---**
*Should I run to the restroom?
Would that be unnatural?*
**[10:02] ---**
*But I've got to pull myself together fast.*
**[10:05] ---**
Uh, excuse me.
I'm going to go make a call.
**[10:09] ---**
Sure.
**[10:09] ---**
Oh, what are you having?
I'll order for you.
**[10:13] ---**
Please go ahead and order first.
**[10:21] ---**
*Thank goodness.*
**[10:23] ---**
Are you all right?
**[10:24] ---**
Oh, yes.
**[10:27] ---**
Sorry! I think I feel the call of nature.
**[10:30] ---**
*So he's Rurihime, huh?*
**[10:30] ---**
YE-UP
**[10:33] ---**
*She's still staring at me!*
**[10:35] ---**
Enjoy!
**[10:37] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[10:39] ---**
Feel better now?
**[10:40] ---**
Yes! Sorry to cause a commotion.
**[10:43] ---**
So glad that you didn't hurt yourself.
**[10:45] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[10:47] ---**
*Mr. Kamota's so nice!*
**[10:50] ---**
Since this is your first offline meetup,
Akane, we were all looking forward to it.
**[10:55] ---**
No one told me about it,
and I'm not having fun.
**[10:59] ---**
Have you all known each other long?
**[11:01] ---**
The four of us met in a previous game.
**[11:05] ---**
We started playing FOS
when Eita asked us to.
**[11:08] ---**
Runa here hardly ever logs in, though.
We see her maybe once every three months?
**[11:12] ---**
*I see.*
**[11:13] ---**
MMO is a drag.
**[11:14] ---**
*So aside from me, everyone
at this meetup knows each other.*
**[11:16] ---**
Eita was so excited about today,
**[11:18] ---**
saying there was a lovely person that he
couldn't wait to welcome into our guild.
**[11:23] ---**
Hey! You're not going after
my brother too, are you?
**[11:25] ---**
No, I am not!
**[11:32] ---**
I thought you never lied.
**[11:35] ---**
But you lied about making a call.
**[11:41] ---**
What happened?
**[11:43] ---**
Somehow...
**[11:45] ---**
I got the feeling that I
should vanish from her sight.
**[11:48] ---**
*You stay away from me.*
**[11:50] ---**
She was giving off that kind of aura.
**[11:53] ---**
So that's how you interpreted it.
**[11:56] ---**
I think what Runa said to her
really upset her.
**[12:00] ---**
If you ask me, I think Akanecchi
was just a little embarrassed.
**[12:03] ---**
Why would she be embarrassed?
**[12:04] ---**
Don't make me say it.
**[12:06] ---**
But I won't know what it is
unless you say it.
**[12:09] ---**
Well, that's the kind of guy you are.
**[12:12] ---**
Not that I mind.
**[12:13] ---**
Still, real-life Akanecchi
sure is pretty, huh?
**[12:17] ---**
You said she was just like her character,
so I thought she'd be more childish.
**[12:23] ---**
*Yamada!*
**[12:24] ---**
*Yamada!*
**[12:25] ---**
*- Yamada!
- Yamada!*
**[12:27] ---**
She's totally like that, though.
**[12:28] ---**
Huh?
**[12:30] ---**
Come on,
she's nothing like that character!
**[12:32] ---**
You think?
**[12:33] ---**
I mean, the female characters in FOS
are all the little-girl type, anyway.
**[12:37] ---**
Well, it's not like I can tell
the difference between girls.
**[12:40] ---**
You're never going to find yourself
a girlfriend with that kind of attitude.
**[12:47] ---**
Isn't giving me a hard time
about not having a girlfriend getting old?
**[12:51] ---**
It used to be fun, but these days,
I'm starting to worry.
**[12:57] ---**
Your indifference towards girls
is abnormal.
**[13:04] ---**
Yeah.
**[13:13] ---**
*Did you feel sorry for me?*
**[13:31] ---**
*Did you?*
**[13:42] ---**
*Goodbye.*
**[13:52] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[13:55] ---**
All right, that's it for now!
**[13:57] ---**
There's a guild battle tonight,
so let's meet up again online!
**[14:01] ---**
- Okay!
- Okay!
**[14:03] ---**
Sorry I can't walk you home, Akanecchi!
**[14:03] ---**
KYURU
**[14:06] ---**
If only I didn't have to head to work now.
**[14:08] ---**
And you got lost earlier.
That worries Ruri!
**[14:10] ---**
I'll be fine.
**[14:14] ---**
What's wrong, Runa?
**[14:16] ---**
Glaring like that...
**[14:18] ---**
Runa doesn't like her.
**[14:20] ---**
Clinging onto Yamada and my brother...
**[14:21] ---**
I'LL TEXT YOU LATER
**[14:24] ---**
she's like a bitch.
**[14:26] ---**
Bi—
**[14:26] ---**
Oh, dear!
Where'd you hear such a word, Runa?
**[14:30] ---**
*It's always been
the four of us playing together.*
**[14:32] ---**
*Why should we let that girl in now?*
**[14:36] ---**
*I'm going to kick her out of our guild
if it's the last thing I do.*
**[14:47] ---**
Hmm.
**[14:48] ---**
*Hey! We're headed in the same direction,
so let's go home together!*
**[14:52] ---**
*So I blurted that out impulsively,
but the conversation's not taking off.*
**[14:58] ---**
Hey, Yamada.
**[15:00] ---**
Yes?
**[15:01] ---**
Do you guys hang out together
like this sometimes?
**[15:04] ---**
Yes.
**[15:04] ---**
Really? So you all get along, huh?
**[15:07] ---**
I guess so.
**[15:08] ---**
Oh, hey! Eita sure is a fun guy, huh?
**[15:11] ---**
Yes.
**[15:12] ---**
THE END
**[15:14] ---**
I HEAR A FENCE
WENT UP NEXT DOOR...
**[15:14] ---**
*Um...*
**[15:14] ---**
OH...
**[15:22] ---**
GLANCE GLANCE
**[15:27] ---**
Huh? Huh?
**[15:30] ---**
Whoa.
**[15:32] ---**
Ouch.
**[15:34] ---**
Are you all right?
**[15:35] ---**
Sorry.
**[15:36] ---**
You should switch places with me.
**[15:38] ---**
What? It's all right. I couldn't do that.
**[15:40] ---**
It's fine.
**[15:41] ---**
Thanks.
**[15:43] ---**
Huh?
**[15:47] ---**
Oh.
**[15:49] ---**
*Ah, it's him.*
**[15:51] ---**
Whoa. For a second, I thought
they were staring at me.
**[15:54] ---**
HOW EMBARRASSING...
**[15:57] ---**
*Well, I was taken aback
by his good looks at first too.*
**[16:01] ---**
*...are you in love with Yamada?*
**[16:06] ---**
*Is that what it looked like to her?*
**[16:10] ---**
*Not good! Not good!*
**[16:11] ---**
*Yamada's a valued online gamer friend!*
**[16:13] ---**
Oh, hey, Yamada,
what are you having for dinner?
**[16:15] ---**
START-A-CONVERSATION CHALLENGE REDUX
**[16:16] ---**
Well, I'm not that hungry.
**[16:18] ---**
You're not?
**[16:19] ---**
Pudding or something.
**[16:21] ---**
What, are you serious?
**[16:23] ---**
THICK PUDDING
**[16:24] ---**
That will be 128 yen.
**[16:28] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[16:29] ---**
Um, so you were
being serious just now?
**[16:33] ---**
Yes.
**[16:35] ---**
- Do you live alone, Yamada?
- Yes.
**[16:38] ---**
And you don't cook at home?
**[16:39] ---**
Not at all.
**[16:41] ---**
What? Then what do you eat every day?
**[16:44] ---**
I buy food from convenience stores
and stuff.
**[16:48] ---**
Oh, really?
**[16:49] ---**
*Yamada's a high school student, right?*
**[16:54] ---**
*Doesn't his mom say anything about that?*
**[16:57] ---**
*But I shouldn't really pry
into someone's family life.*
**[17:02] ---**
Hmm.
**[17:04] ---**
Hey! Yamada!
**[17:05] ---**
Do you have a little time now?
**[17:06] ---**
Yes.
**[17:07] ---**
Fifteen... no, ten minutes!
Wait here for ten minutes, will you?
**[17:10] ---**
I'll be right back!
**[17:27] ---**
*Ten minutes.*
**[17:30] ---**
*But she seemed so down...*
**[17:34] ---**
Yamada! Long time no see!
**[17:40] ---**
*People do bounce back, then, I guess.*
**[18:07] ---**
Yamada!
**[18:11] ---**
Th-Thanks for waiting!
**[18:14] ---**
Huh?
**[18:20] ---**
Hey, are you okay?
**[18:22] ---**
Oh, man. I haven't run like my life
depended on it... since high school.
**[18:27] ---**
What's in these big bags?
**[18:30] ---**
Oh, this here's curry!
**[18:34] ---**
I'm pretty sure
you don't cook rice at home,
**[18:36] ---**
so I brought some frozen rice too.
**[18:39] ---**
I just made this curry this morning,
so it'll be good for at least two days.
**[18:41] ---**
THANK GOODNESS
IT DIDN'T LEAK
**[18:43] ---**
Since I'm strapped for cash this month,
there's not much meat in it.
**[18:47] ---**
But to make up for that...
**[18:48] ---**
TAKE IT AWAY, THIEF
**[18:49] ---**
I'm giving you the salad
and pickled veggies
**[18:49] ---**
HOLD UP
HOLD UP
**[18:51] ---**
I just bought at the convenience store!
**[18:52] ---**
No. Uh...
**[18:54] ---**
I wouldn't feel right about that,
so it's okay.
**[18:56] ---**
You did just say money's tight too.
**[18:58] ---**
You have to eat right,
or you won't grow up!
**[18:59] ---**
I'M PACKING THEM
**[19:00] ---**
Well, but...
**[19:02] ---**
Pudding is for dessert!
**[19:04] ---**
Well, yeah, but...
**[19:04] ---**
I'M PACKING THIS TOO
**[19:06] ---**
From one guildmate to another!
**[19:09] ---**
But...
**[19:13] ---**
That's your phone ringing.
**[19:15] ---**
Oh, it's mine?
**[19:17] ---**
Wonder who it is? Momo, maybe?
**[19:22] ---**
Huh? I don't know this number.
**[19:26] ---**
Yes? Hello?
**[19:26] ---**
THE SCENT OF CURRY...
**[19:29] ---**
Oh, um...
**[19:33] ---**
*This is Runa.*
**[19:36] ---**
Runa? Hey, what's up?
**[19:39] ---**
*I got your number from my brother.
Sorry I didn't ask you.*
**[19:43] ---**
That's okay!
**[19:45] ---**
*I'm sorry for being so rude to you
when you came just to meet us.*
**[19:51] ---**
My brother told me to apologize too.
**[19:53] ---**
What? I don't mind at all!
**[19:56] ---**
Who doesn't get nervous meeting
people for the first time?
**[20:00] ---**
So if you want,
I'd like to hang out again.
**[20:06] ---**
*Next time, I want to do it right
and get closer to you.*
**[20:10] ---**
Runa...
**[20:14] ---**
Okay!
**[20:16] ---**
Sure.
**[20:18] ---**
Next Saturday, right?
Yes, sounds good!
**[20:21] ---**
Sure! I'm looking forward to it too!
**[20:25] ---**
Bye!
**[20:27] ---**
I'm going to hang out with Runa!
**[20:29] ---**
Uh, right. I could hear.
**[20:32] ---**
I thought she couldn't stand me,
so this makes me happy.
**[20:36] ---**
I wonder what Runa's like in-game?
**[20:40] ---**
Do you know, Yamada?
**[20:41] ---**
A little.
**[20:41] ---**
What's her Job Class,
and what does she use?
**[20:43] ---**
Is she a Wizard, maybe?
**[20:45] ---**
I'd love to see her sometime!
**[20:47] ---**
What level is she, I wonder?
**[20:51] ---**
That's great.
**[20:52] ---**
Yeah! I'm going to add
Runa's number to my contacts!
**[21:07] ---**
*She said Saturday, right?*
**[21:11] ---**
RUNA SASAKI
TUTORING JOB
**[21:12] ---**
*Runa Sasaki, tutoring job.*
**[21:17] ---**
*That's what I thought.*
**[21:23] ---**
*Maybe I heard her wrong.*
**[22:57] ---**
Today, I'm going to show you
the avatars Rurihime likes to use!
**[23:03] ---**
First, Alice's Flower Clock Set!
**[23:03] ---**
AVATAR:
ALICE'S FLOWER
CLOCK SET
(NO POWERS)
**[23:07] ---**
It's a really popular avatar!
**[23:09] ---**
I wear it now and then.
**[23:10] ---**
ARMOR: PRIEST'S
HOLY ROBE (MAXED OUT)
(UNTRADEABLE/
ENHANCED TO THE MAX)
**[23:11] ---**
Next, the Priest's Holy Robe, maxed out!
**[23:14] ---**
When I remove this avatar,
my armor's on full display!
**[23:17] ---**
AVATAR: RED ROSES
FOR THE QUEEN SET
(STATS: HP+1000)
**[23:17] ---**
Next, the Red Roses for the Queen Set!
**[23:21] ---**
Looks so gorgeous!
**[23:23] ---**
I don't really wear this that often!
**[23:25] ---**
AVATAR: THE GUIDE
TO THE HEART SET
(STATS: ALL STATUS+100)
**[23:25] ---**
Last, but not least, my usual!
**[23:27] ---**
So powerful, and it's my favorite!
**[23:30] ---**
Thank you all for watching!
**[23:33] ---**
Please look forward
to more hot tips from Rurihime!
**[23:38] ---**
- Okay?
- Creepy!
# E5 - How About You Give Us an Explanation
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUNJG13/how-about-you-give-us-an-explanation)
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**[00:34] ---**
Hello?
**[00:35] ---**
*Guess who.*
**[00:36] ---**
SQUEE
**[00:38] ---**
Yeah, it's Eita.
**[00:40] ---**
*Are you busy now?*
**[00:42] ---**
I was adjusting my DPI.
**[00:44] ---**
DPI = MOUSE SENSITIVITY
**[00:44] ---**
*Mr. Time-on-his-hands!*
**[00:47] ---**
*Oh, hey, you're coming over today, right?*
**[00:50] ---**
*To tutor Runa?*
**[00:52] ---**
Oh, so we're sticking
to the original schedule?
**[00:55] ---**
Huh? Aren't you?
**[00:55] ---**
MASHIRO-YA
**[00:57] ---**
So listen, can you bring over
that manga I mentioned?
**[01:01] ---**
I want to read it!
**[01:02] ---**
*Sure thing.*
**[01:03] ---**
Yay! I love you, Yamada!
**[01:07] ---**
Okay. I'll see you later, then.
**[01:13] ---**
*Okay!*
**[01:14] ---**
*Sure. Next Saturday, right?
Yes, sounds good!*
**[01:18] ---**
*I'm going to hang out with Runa!*
**[01:21] ---**
*...this makes me happy!*
**[01:23] ---**
OCTOBER 3 (SAT)
**[03:00] ---**
Well...
**[03:02] ---**
I must say, it never occurred to me
**[03:03] ---**
that Lady Rurihime was such
a lovely young woman in real life.
**[03:08] ---**
My experience told me that she
absolutely 100% had to be a man.
**[03:14] ---**
Not that I would be deterred
from loving her, of course.
**[03:18] ---**
But who knew that she'd turn out
to be an actual youthful woman?
**[03:22] ---**
My insights are apparently too shallow.
**[03:27] ---**
Um, I think I've said this numerous times,
but I'm not Rurihime.
**[03:32] ---**
Either way, I never dreamed that I'd
one day get the chance to meet you.
**[03:36] ---**
When I heard that you were playing
as Rurihime again in FOS,
**[03:39] ---**
I couldn't follow you fast enough
from my previous game,
**[03:42] ---**
but I didn't think you'd recognize me.
**[03:44] ---**
Not only are you adorable,
but in every game you play,
**[03:47] ---**
you waste no time
making a name for yourself,
**[03:49] ---**
which I believe makes
Lady Rurihime who she is,
**[03:49] ---**
Something came up, so I'll be late.
My online gamer friend should be there,
so please start without me.
Sorry. Runa
**[03:51] ---**
and as a fan, that makes me proud.
**[03:54] ---**
PLEASE START WITHOUT ME
**[03:57] ---**
Who would have thought it would
actually come to pass in this fashion?
**[04:00] ---**
If you don't mind, I'd like to ask your
permission to join your guild as well.
**[04:02] ---**
Um...
**[04:06] ---**
I'm sorry! I need to go
to the ladies' room!
**[04:09] ---**
Understood.
**[04:13] ---**
Episode 5
How About You Give Us
an Explanation
**[04:22] ---**
*What's going on here?*
**[04:27] ---**
*Runa's not here.*
**[04:30] ---**
*And some guy I don't know
shows up at our meeting spot.*
**[04:34] ---**
Lady Rurihime! You're in there,
aren't you, Lady Rurihime?
**[04:37] ---**
Lady Rurihime, Lady Rurihime,
Lady Rurihime, Lady Rurihime,
**[04:37] ---**
*And he's convinced that I'm Rurihime!*
**[04:40] ---**
*But he's not listening to a word I say!*
**[04:40] ---**
Lady Rurihime, Lady Rurihime,
Lady Rurihime...
**[04:52] ---**
*Coming!*
**[04:53] ---**
SASAKI
**[04:54] ---**
Thanks for coming, Yamada!
**[04:56] ---**
Hello.
**[04:57] ---**
You're as handsome as ever!
**[05:01] ---**
All Runa does is hole up in her room,
playing games.
**[05:05] ---**
With an attitude like that, do you think
she can get into your high school?
**[05:11] ---**
Runa! Yamada's here to tutor you!
**[05:15] ---**
Yamada!
**[05:17] ---**
Hello.
**[05:18] ---**
All right, I'll leave you to it!
**[05:21] ---**
Okay.
**[05:21] ---**
Make sure you take this seriously!
**[05:23] ---**
I am, okay?
**[05:28] ---**
I've done all the drills you assigned.
**[05:31] ---**
See?
**[05:31] ---**
PRAISE ME
PRAISE ME
**[05:32] ---**
Runa, about today...
**[05:34] ---**
Huh?
**[05:36] ---**
Didn't you have somewhere to be?
**[05:39] ---**
Wh-Why do you ask?
**[05:46] ---**
Well, as long as you don't, it's fine.
**[05:53] ---**
AKANE
**[05:57] ---**
I don't have any other plans.
**[06:02] ---**
RUNA SASAKI
**[06:08] ---**
*So Runa's not picking up.*
**[06:12] ---**
Oh, boy.
**[06:14] ---**
*What am I going to do?*
**[06:18] ---**
*Stuck here with a stranger, huh?*
**[06:23] ---**
Excuse me? Lady Rurihime?
**[06:26] ---**
Huh?
**[06:27] ---**
What?
**[06:29] ---**
What?
**[06:32] ---**
Sorry to intrude, but you're in there,
correct, Lady Rurihime?
**[06:37] ---**
*Isn't this the ladies' room?
Are you kidding me?*
**[06:41] ---**
Lady Rurihime, are you all right?
**[06:44] ---**
Um, I kind of have a stomachache.
**[06:50] ---**
Aside from that,
this is the ladies' room, right?
**[06:52] ---**
Ah, I knew it! That's what I thought!
**[06:54] ---**
Um...
**[06:55] ---**
Since you were taking so long to get back,
**[06:56] ---**
this is, uh...
**[06:57] ---**
I was afraid
you'd passed out in the restroom.
**[07:00] ---**
Excuse me!
I'm pretty sure this is the ladies' room!
**[07:09] ---**
Lady Rurihime, could I trouble you
to open this door, perhaps?
**[07:14] ---**
Would you be so kind as to open the door?
**[07:18] ---**
Lady Rurihime...
**[07:21] ---**
It's not like...
**[07:22] ---**
not like it's any big deal.
**[07:25] ---**
And she might have left by now.
**[07:27] ---**
In other words, you stood her up?
**[07:31] ---**
I didn't stand her up.
**[07:32] ---**
I had a gamer friend go in my place.
**[07:36] ---**
Gamer friend?
**[07:38] ---**
This guy who's a rabid fan
of my brother's character.
**[07:41] ---**
When I invited him
through Brother's account,
**[07:43] ---**
he was beside himself with joy.
**[07:48] ---**
Yamada, where are you going?
**[07:50] ---**
Where did you ask her to meet you?
**[07:52] ---**
But why?
**[07:53] ---**
You're asking why?
**[07:55] ---**
How dangerous do you think this is?
**[07:56] ---**
I'm going to go check on her.
**[07:57] ---**
What about my session?
**[07:59] ---**
I'll be right back,
so work on your drills.
**[08:01] ---**
Come back!
**[08:04] ---**
What a surprise.
**[08:07] ---**
I BROUGHT YOU SOME SNACKS
**[08:07] ---**
I thought we had an automatic door!
**[08:10] ---**
Eita...
**[08:19] ---**
What's wrong?
**[08:24] ---**
Whoa, you really did message him
from my account!
**[08:29] ---**
This is beyond heinous.
**[08:30] ---**
Where are they meeting?
**[08:36] ---**
Let's see.
**[08:37] ---**
Hey, it's fairly close by.
**[08:40] ---**
Maybe 15 minutes or so from here by car?
**[08:56] ---**
*Why?*
**[08:58] ---**
*Runa...*
**[09:04] ---**
*Runa...*
**[09:08] ---**
*Hey, Runa! What do you want to do today?*
**[09:16] ---**
*Why can't things stay the way they are?*
**[09:29] ---**
Oh, no! Akane's been kidnapped
by antisocial forces with scars!
**[09:34] ---**
Is that true?
**[09:36] ---**
Oh, dear! Agane! Agane...
**[09:41] ---**
I may have embellished the story a tad!
**[09:45] ---**
Akane!
**[09:48] ---**
Thanks for driving us, Mr. Kamota!
**[09:51] ---**
Mr. Kamota, you were supposed
to take a right at the light.
**[09:54] ---**
PROTECTION CHARM FOR SAFE DRIVING
**[09:59] ---**
Mr. Kamota, we're moving away.
**[10:05] ---**
You have to apologize to Akanecchi
when you see her—
**[10:08] ---**
I'm not apologizing!
**[10:11] ---**
Enough is enough. This is exactly
why people don't like you at school.
**[10:17] ---**
Who cares?
**[10:18] ---**
I've got 300 friends online.
**[10:21] ---**
Oh, Akane!
What are we going to do, Yamada?
**[10:25] ---**
Mr. Kamota, keep your eyes on the road.
**[10:31] ---**
Everyone's always going, "Akane, Akane..."
It's so stupid!
**[10:35] ---**
In the first place, why did you let her
into the guild without my permission?
**[10:39] ---**
Listen up.
**[10:40] ---**
IT'S MY GUILD...
**[10:42] ---**
Know what happens when the old-timers
remove the newbies?
**[10:45] ---**
The content gets staler and staler.
**[10:48] ---**
Be more generous.
**[10:50] ---**
What's up with that?
**[10:54] ---**
She tried to be your friend, didn't she?
**[11:01] ---**
*Next Saturday, right?*
**[11:04] ---**
*Yes, sounds good!*
**[11:16] ---**
All righty, how about we split up
and search for her?
**[11:18] ---**
Akane! Akane!
**[11:20] ---**
Mr. Kamota, you're heavy.
**[11:22] ---**
Where? Where? Where? Where?
Where? Where? Where? Where?
**[11:24] ---**
Hey, there she is.
**[11:26] ---**
So fast! I can't believe you spotted her.
**[11:29] ---**
Yeah.
**[11:32] ---**
But she...
**[11:35] ---**
seems a little...
**[11:40] ---**
Aka—
**[11:42] ---**
Akane!
**[11:47] ---**
Huh?
**[11:48] ---**
Akane! Akane!
I'm so relieved that you're okay!
**[11:51] ---**
Mr. Kamota?
**[11:53] ---**
You're safe now!
Now let the grownup take it from here!
**[11:59] ---**
And who might you be?
**[12:01] ---**
I'm Takezo Kamota, the owner
of the Kamota Strawberry Farm!
**[12:04] ---**
I have a lawyer friend,
I'll have you know!
**[12:07] ---**
I won't back down
before violence or threats!
**[12:10] ---**
Let's battle this out in court!
**[12:14] ---**
Are you okay, Akanecchi?
**[12:18] ---**
Eita! And Yamada too?
**[12:21] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[12:22] ---**
We heard that Runa invited some stranger.
**[12:25] ---**
We were worried
and came to check on you.
**[12:29] ---**
Your leg. What happened?
**[12:31] ---**
Oh... this?
**[12:34] ---**
Forgive me. I'm to blame.
**[12:36] ---**
Because I startled her
in the ladies' room.
**[12:39] ---**
How about you give us an explanation?
**[12:42] ---**
Personal space.
**[12:46] ---**
Fearing that Lady Rurihime
might have fainted in the ladies' room,
**[12:49] ---**
I thought I'd bring her some medicine.
**[12:57] ---**
Lady Rurihime,
are you unable to open the door?
**[13:01] ---**
In that case...
**[13:03] ---**
Excuse me for sliding it under the door.
**[13:04] ---**
PAIN RELIEVER
**[13:06] ---**
Huh?
**[13:10] ---**
Ow...
**[13:11] ---**
Lady Rurihime?
**[13:13] ---**
Lady Rurihime?
**[13:14] ---**
SEVERE PAIN
**[13:15] ---**
PAIN RELIEVER
**[13:16] ---**
In this way...
**[13:18] ---**
after receiving an excessive shock,
she slammed her shin against the toilet.
**[13:23] ---**
Who wouldn't have been shocked
out of their mind by that?
**[13:23] ---**
AND IT'S STILL KILLING ME NOW!!
**[13:26] ---**
How strange.
When a woman seems indisposed
**[13:28] ---**
and shuts herself in the restroom,
**[13:30] ---**
one must silently
offer her pain relievers,
**[13:32] ---**
or so I was told by my mother.
**[13:33] ---**
Don't act on half-baked knowledge like that!
**[13:36] ---**
First, don't barge into the ladies' room!
**[13:39] ---**
You are extremely rude, do you know that?
**[13:41] ---**
Who are you to Rurihime, exactly?
**[13:43] ---**
Not something I want to tell you.
**[13:46] ---**
*Just do whatever you want.*
**[13:54] ---**
Hey!
**[13:57] ---**
I hear you were worried
and came to check on me?
**[13:59] ---**
Thanks for doing that.
**[14:01] ---**
No... I'm sorry.
**[14:03] ---**
Huh?
**[14:05] ---**
Why are you apologizing, Yamada?
**[14:07] ---**
Well, if I'd told you that I
would be tutoring Runa today...
**[14:11] ---**
So you're Runa's tutor, Yamada?
**[14:14] ---**
Yes.
**[14:15] ---**
Oh, I see! So that's why Runa
couldn't make it today.
**[14:19] ---**
Actually...
**[14:20] ---**
- I don't know about that.
- So that was it!
**[14:56] ---**
Huh?
**[14:58] ---**
Runa?
**[15:00] ---**
Runa!
**[15:01] ---**
AGAIN...
**[15:04] ---**
Ow!
**[15:21] ---**
Huh?
**[15:24] ---**
Did you hurt yourself?
**[15:28] ---**
What?
**[15:31] ---**
I'm sor—
**[15:32] ---**
Runa...
**[15:36] ---**
come with me.
**[15:38] ---**
You're in for a lecture.
**[15:44] ---**
I'm not saving you.
**[15:46] ---**
That was a really dangerous prank
that you pulled.
**[15:48] ---**
You need to think about what you did.
**[15:51] ---**
Come on.
**[15:59] ---**
Ow! Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
**[16:04] ---**
Akanecchi?
**[16:05] ---**
All of a sudden, my stomach hurts!
**[16:07] ---**
Stomach? Not your leg?
**[16:09] ---**
Huh? Oh, uh, yeah.
**[16:12] ---**
It's like the pain shifted to my stomach.
**[16:16] ---**
Perhaps it would help to take
the medication that I gave you earlier?
**[16:20] ---**
Look, you, don't even think
about talking to Akane!
**[16:23] ---**
So he's still here.
**[16:24] ---**
UGH...
**[16:25] ---**
Those are useless. They'd have no effect.
**[16:29] ---**
Only Category-1 OTC pain relievers
dispensed by a pharmacist
**[16:33] ---**
would work on this pain.
**[16:34] ---**
Category-1, huh?
**[16:36] ---**
If you walk towards the station
about 500 meters,
**[16:39] ---**
there's a drugstore to the right.
**[16:41] ---**
Uh, right! I'll head over right now!
**[16:43] ---**
No, I'll go!
**[16:47] ---**
Rub my stomach, will you?
**[16:50] ---**
Oh, and since I'd worry about Eita
going shopping on his own...
**[16:53] ---**
Yamada and Mr. Kamota,
could you please go with him?
**[16:56] ---**
As for you, please take a hike!
**[17:37] ---**
So, Runa, what level are you?
**[17:42] ---**
What?
**[17:43] ---**
Oh, sorry, I was talking about FOS.
**[17:46] ---**
Um, two are max level,
and the others, I don't keep track of.
**[17:50] ---**
What? Then I guess we can't
go hunting together, can we?
**[17:54] ---**
Since my level's too low.
**[17:57] ---**
We can't if the level difference
is too great, right?
**[17:59] ---**
I asked Yamada once,
and he turned me down!
**[18:02] ---**
*Hunt together?*
**[18:04] ---**
*There's too much
of a level difference, so...*
**[18:06] ---**
*it's not worth the XP penalty.*
**[18:09] ---**
That wouldn't really bother me.
**[18:11] ---**
And I've got
a low-level character too, so...
**[18:16] ---**
Then let's go hunting together sometime!
**[18:19] ---**
My Job Class is Paladin,
but Runa, are you—
**[18:22] ---**
How can you talk like nothing happened?
**[18:25] ---**
You didn't think it was weird,
getting stood up?
**[18:28] ---**
Uh, um...
**[18:32] ---**
I ditched you on purpose!
**[18:34] ---**
I wanted to put you on the spot!
**[18:35] ---**
Because I don't like you, Akane!
**[18:38] ---**
I wanted you to leave the guild!
**[18:41] ---**
I thought if I sent over someone weird,
you wouldn't like online games anymore!
**[18:46] ---**
Well, I did think it was kind of strange.
**[18:50] ---**
AH, I SEE....
**[18:57] ---**
*Did you hurt yourself?*
**[19:08] ---**
I think I'll leave the lecturing
to your brother.
**[19:14] ---**
After all, I came here today
to get closer to you.
**[19:21] ---**
You guys are all such great people...
**[19:23] ---**
so these days, I've been so happy
that I got to join this guild.
**[19:28] ---**
But I know that they're
your precious friends, right, Runa?
**[19:34] ---**
So today I came to ask you
to let me in, too. Into your circle!
**[20:04] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[20:08] ---**
I'm sorry I was mean to you!
**[20:23] ---**
Adolescent girls sure are a handful, huh?
**[20:26] ---**
MEDICINE
**[20:27] ---**
Who would have thought
she'd lash out so hard at Akane?
**[20:32] ---**
Really, I'm at the end of my rope!
**[20:34] ---**
To think she was
so obedient and cute as a child.
**[20:38] ---**
I don't know
what I'm going to do with her.
**[20:59] ---**
Welcome back!
**[21:02] ---**
Hey!
**[21:04] ---**
Is your stomach okay now, Akane?
**[21:07] ---**
What? Oh, right! Yes, all better now!
**[21:11] ---**
I guess because Runa rubbed it for me?
**[22:53] ---**
That was some disaster, right?
**[22:54] ---**
Huh?
**[22:55] ---**
You were looking forward to today,
only to get pranked by Runa.
**[23:00] ---**
Oh, that.
**[23:02] ---**
Well, I could have just turned around and
gone home when I saw a stranger here.
**[23:07] ---**
Sure, it did tick me off a little,
**[23:10] ---**
but I was more disappointed
that we just didn't get to hang out.
**[23:15] ---**
Yeah, but just watch me!
**[23:17] ---**
I may be hopeless at romance...
**[23:20] ---**
but I'm pretty good
at making friends with other girls!
**[23:24] ---**
So I bet I can get closer to her
one of these days!
**[23:29] ---**
That's my Lady Rurihime!
**[23:30] ---**
Whoa!
**[23:31] ---**
Your kindness is as rumored!
It is truly that of a Muse!
**[23:32] ---**
YOU'RE STILL HERE
**[23:35] ---**
Please go out with me
with marriage in mind!
**[23:37] ---**
Please go home!
# E6 - I Personally Would Prefer a Love Comedy Ending
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZNJ28/i-personally-would-prefer-a-love-comedy-ending)
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**[00:05] ---**
*Little Runa Sasaki...*
**[00:07] ---**
*is a young girl who, thanks to her
overprotective mother and gentle father...*
**[00:12] ---**
*and her older brother, who's always
a step ahead in looking after her...*
**[00:16] ---**
*was brought up like a princess.*
**[00:22] ---**
*She loves the chocolate doughnuts from
the venerable neighborhood doughnut shop,*
**[00:27] ---**
*the online games she excels at...*
**[00:29] ---**
*and her gamer friends,
who always treat her so kindly.*
**[00:36] ---**
*As for unfamiliar places,
unfamiliar things, and unfamiliar people,*
**[00:45] ---**
*she hates them.*
**[02:20] ---**
*Little Runa Sasaki
was a coddled child growing up,*
**[02:23] ---**
*and since she tends to believe
that if she keeps quiet and puts on airs,*
**[02:23] ---**
HAUGHTY
**[02:27] ---**
*someone will show her kindness...*
**[02:30] ---**
HAUGHTY
**[02:31] ---**
*her classmates
don't really know what to make of her.*
**[02:33] ---**
YOU KNOW,
THAT GIRL...
**[02:33] ---**
SHE'S HARD TO
TALK TO, HUH?
**[02:36] ---**
*Before, the older students
would sometimes bully her,*
**[02:37] ---**
YOU'RE SO CHEEKY
**[02:37] ---**
CAN THOSE RIBBONS
BE ANY BIGGER?
**[02:40] ---**
I got bullied.
**[02:41] ---**
*But since she has 300 online friends,
it doesn't really bother her.*
**[02:41] ---**
Scary.
**[02:41] ---**
Scary.
Let's just be shut-ins.
**[02:41] ---**
Scary.
Let's just be shut-ins.
Poor Runa.
**[02:47] ---**
*Even if the girls
who'd been her classmates*
**[02:49] ---**
*for all three years of middle school...*
**[02:51] ---**
Ms. Sasaki? You're on duty today, right?
**[02:54] ---**
Shouldn't you erase the blackboard?
**[02:56] ---**
Oh, right.
**[02:58] ---**
*...still call her by her last name,
it doesn't really bother Runa.*
**[03:06] ---**
*By the way, since little Runa Sasaki has
always been a breathtakingly pretty girl,*
**[03:11] ---**
*many of the boys
secretly have a crush on her.*
**[03:16] ---**
*But as her everyday clothes,*
**[03:17] ---**
*which can sometimes be seen
during school expeditions,*
**[03:20] ---**
*is of the hardcore gothic Lolita variety*
**[03:22] ---**
*and because her hair color is slightly
different than the other girls,*
**[03:25] ---**
I DON'T KNOW...
THERE'S SOMETHING
OFF ABOUT HER...
**[03:25] ---**
*she tends to make the boys hesitant.*
**[03:29] ---**
*On top of that,
Runa's older brother is good-looking,*
**[03:32] ---**
*and his friend, who she's known
since childhood, is a knockout...*
**[03:36] ---**
*so they're basically the standard
for all guys in her eyes,*
**[03:40] ---**
*meaning that the boys in her class
look like this to her.*
**[03:45] ---**
Hey, look, you guys!
I recorded a new video!
**[03:48] ---**
Hey, that's adorable!
**[03:50] ---**
I was dancing with Yukachi!
**[03:52] ---**
Hey, you try it, too!
**[03:53] ---**
First you go like this, and...
**[03:58] ---**
What's up with that?
**[04:02] ---**
The girls are doing
this weird dance
in the classroom.
**[04:04] ---**
Looks fun!
**[04:04] ---**
Looks fun!
Hey, I bet you're watching it alone
because you're socially challenged.
**[04:04] ---**
Looks fun!
Hey, I bet you're watching it alone
because you're socially challenged.
Just say, "Can I join you?"
and go play with them.
**[04:06] ---**
Looks fun!
Hey, I bet you're watching it alone
because you're socially challenged.
Just say, "Can I join you?"
and go play with them.
These happy characters scare me.
**[04:11] ---**
Uh-oh! I'm going to be late!
**[04:13] ---**
Acchan, Makolin, see you!
**[04:15] ---**
See you, Micchan!
**[04:16] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[04:17] ---**
Hey, see you, Ms. Sasaki!
**[04:20] ---**
Good luck!
**[04:21] ---**
You bet!
**[04:23] ---**
*Little Runa Sasaki...*
**[04:27] ---**
Bye-bye.
**[04:30] ---**
*...is a lion at home
and a mouse outside, spoiled,*
**[04:32] ---**
Episode 6:
I Personally Would Prefer
a Love Comedy Ending
**[04:32] ---**
*and extremely cowardly.*
**[04:40] ---**
Coming!
**[04:42] ---**
*Recently, Runa...*
**[04:46] ---**
Runa! Thanks for coming!
**[04:48] ---**
*...made a new friend
who's a slightly older girl.*
**[04:52] ---**
I've got some of that new pudding
from the convenience store for you!
**[04:52] ---**
I'M HERE TO PLAY
**[04:56] ---**
*Since Akane is slightly more grown-up
than the girls in her class...*
**[05:00] ---**
Akane!
**[05:02] ---**
I saw this weird dance at school today!
**[05:04] ---**
What? Show me what it's like!
**[05:06] ---**
*...she's nice to Runa even when she's mean
or acts like a spoiled child.*
**[05:11] ---**
*That's why Runa is somewhat aware
that they're not friends on equal footing.*
**[05:11] ---**
LIKE THIS
**[05:12] ---**
LIKE AN EEL
**[05:17] ---**
And you know what else?
**[05:20] ---**
Hey, hold up a sec.
**[05:22] ---**
I got a text from a friend.
**[05:23] ---**
HMMM
LET'S SEE
**[05:24] ---**
*But since Akane is neither family
nor a childhood friend,*
**[05:28] ---**
*it's not like she'll act
the way Runa wants.*
**[05:32] ---**
*Another friend...*
**[05:34] ---**
*You can text her later, you know.
You're with me now!*
**[05:37] ---**
*And it's not like she'll take the time
to comfort her when she's sulking.*
**[05:41] ---**
*Actually, she doesn't
even notice her sulking.*
**[05:44] ---**
Hey, Runa! Check this out!
**[05:45] ---**
HAUGHTY
**[05:46] ---**
They're shooting a TV show
in front of the station,
**[05:48] ---**
and that actor Satoh is there!
**[05:49] ---**
Want to take a look?
**[05:52] ---**
You're such a fangirl, you know that?
**[05:54] ---**
YOU LOVE CELEBRITIES
**[05:54] ---**
Right! I sure am!
**[05:56] ---**
YOU LOVE NEW PRODUCTS
**[05:57] ---**
*But...*
**[05:58] ---**
Hey, hurry up!
**[06:00] ---**
Wait a minute!
**[06:01] ---**
*...it's different than when she's
with her brother and friends.*
**[06:03] ---**
FAST
**[06:04] ---**
*There's a new kind of excitement.*
**[06:07] ---**
*Even though she supposedly doesn't like
unfamiliar things or unfamiliar people.*
**[06:14] ---**
Ah...
**[06:16] ---**
Even from afar, Satoh was so hot!
**[06:20] ---**
Really?
**[06:22] ---**
Yamada is better-looking.
**[06:24] ---**
Sure he is, but Yamada's Yamada, you know?
**[06:28] ---**
True.
**[06:29] ---**
Hey! Would you look at that? Over there!
**[06:31] ---**
They're dancing!
**[06:33] ---**
Looks fun!
**[06:36] ---**
Runa doesn't understand why anyone
would dance in the street.
**[06:39] ---**
Why don't we jump in
with that weird dance?
**[06:43] ---**
Not on your life!
**[06:44] ---**
Was it like this?
**[06:46] ---**
No, like this!
**[06:49] ---**
*But lately...*
**[06:52] ---**
*she's starting to think
that if she had more friends*
**[06:55] ---**
*who'd do this weird dance with her...*
**[06:57] ---**
*it might be fun. Just a little!*
**[07:05] ---**
I'd like to fall in love.
**[07:09] ---**
According to my life plan...
**[07:12] ---**
I should be getting married
as soon as I graduate college.
**[07:16] ---**
My mom had me when she was 20,
**[07:19] ---**
so I've always wanted to get married
as young as possible.
**[07:24] ---**
But first I'd need a husband, right?
**[07:28] ---**
And to get a husband,
I need a boyfriend first, don't I?
**[07:33] ---**
That's why I want to fall in love—
**[07:35] ---**
Hey, wait, let the damage dealer finish it off.
**[07:39] ---**
Right, you're almost there.
**[07:40] ---**
I did it! Quest cleared!
**[07:43] ---**
TONKOTSU
**[07:43] ---**
No one heard a word I just said,
am I right?
**[07:46] ---**
Huh? Oh, sorry!
**[07:47] ---**
Listen, Momo,
I've gone up to Level 50 in just a week!
**[07:51] ---**
Not interested!
**[07:52] ---**
If you do as Runa says,
**[07:54] ---**
you can max out your stats
by the end of the month.
**[07:57] ---**
Akane, we're free this afternoon.
**[08:00] ---**
Are you sure you should be
spending all day on an online game
**[08:03] ---**
with a runaway middle-school kid?
**[08:04] ---**
She's not a runaway!
**[08:06] ---**
But, hey, she and her brother
aren't speaking right now,
**[08:08] ---**
so it's awkward for her at home, you know?
**[08:10] ---**
Even still, what does it say about us,
playing online games with a child?
**[08:14] ---**
I'M NOT A CHILD
**[08:15] ---**
If this is boring for you,
why don't you go home?
**[08:17] ---**
You did come here for no reason.
**[08:20] ---**
You shut up.
**[08:22] ---**
Don't mess with me, little girl.
**[08:26] ---**
You don't know how lucky you are, Akane,
meeting a handsome young guy.
**[08:30] ---**
You mean Yamada?
**[08:32] ---**
Hey, it's not what you think.
**[08:34] ---**
Well, but we did
get a little closer lately,
**[08:37] ---**
and he let me add him as a friend.
**[08:38] ---**
Friend request?
Sure.
**[08:39] ---**
He's as surly as ever, and he
still won't go hunting with me.
**[08:43] ---**
ALWAYS TURNING ME DOWN
WHEN I ASK HIM
**[08:44] ---**
That's because your levels
are too far apart,
**[08:46] ---**
so it wouldn't be profitable for Yamada.
**[08:48] ---**
But if I ask him about equipment,
he gives me all kinds of advice.
**[08:52] ---**
He's surprisingly helpful, you know!
**[08:55] ---**
Surprisingly?
Yamada's never been anything but helpful.
**[08:59] ---**
Even though he's studying for his own
entrance exams, he still tutors me, too.
**[09:03] ---**
HEY, I LEVELED UP AGAIN
**[09:03] ---**
What? Then he must be beyond popular!
**[09:06] ---**
He was beyond popular.
**[09:08] ---**
But maybe he's awkward with girls,
**[09:09] ---**
since I've never
seen him with a girlfriend.
**[09:12] ---**
What? That's such a waste!
**[09:14] ---**
Maybe I'll volunteer for the job!
**[09:15] ---**
Hey...
**[09:16] ---**
SYSTEM: YAMADA IS ONLINE.
**[09:17] ---**
Speak of the devil.
**[09:19] ---**
Hey! Yamada!
**[09:27] ---**
Hey.
**[09:28] ---**
It's been a while
since I've seen you online!
**[09:31] ---**
I guess. I've been busy lately.
**[09:34] ---**
Hey, listen!
**[09:35] ---**
I upgraded my shoes
like you taught me the other day!
**[09:40] ---**
Yup!
**[09:41] ---**
Yamada > Isn't that
the wrong type of upgrade material?
**[09:44] ---**
What? But I'm supposed
to use Int gems, right?
**[09:47] ---**
INT: MAGIC POWER-UP
**[09:47] ---**
I just copied what you did.
**[09:50] ---**
I'm a Wizard,
so I use Ints,
**[09:52] ---**
but a Paladin
would use Vits first.
**[09:54] ---**
Huh? I can't use
these gems, then?
**[09:54] ---**
VIT: VITALITY POWER-UP
**[09:57] ---**
ONLY A SINGLE GEM
FOR 999 SHARDS...
**[09:58] ---**
But I worked so hard to collect them.
**[10:00] ---**
Do you want to use
my spare pair of shoes?
**[10:03] ---**
They're meant for tanking, and I've
already fully upgraded them.
**[10:07] ---**
Hmm...
**[10:12] ---**
No. It's all right.
**[10:14] ---**
I have to collect
those things called Vits, right?
**[10:17] ---**
I'm going hunting again to collect them!
**[10:20] ---**
It's not like I don't know
where they're going to drop!
**[10:22] ---**
Akane > I already remembered
the location where they drop,
so I'm going to go hunt again
and collect them.
**[10:27] ---**
You're right.
**[10:29] ---**
Sorry. I was out of line.
**[10:32] ---**
Good luck upgrading.
**[10:37] ---**
A smiley face?
**[10:39] ---**
That never happens!
**[10:41] ---**
*You're screaming to yourself.*
**[10:42] ---**
*Did you finally break down?*
**[10:44] ---**
*Sounds fun.*
**[10:48] ---**
I'm so bored!
**[10:50] ---**
All you do is play that game!
I want to go outside!
**[10:53] ---**
I want to go on a group date!
**[11:00] ---**
Want to give it a try, Momo?
**[11:02] ---**
It's actually pretty fun.
**[11:03] ---**
Games are beyond Momo!
**[11:05] ---**
Come on, just try!
**[11:07] ---**
But I'm clueless about computers!
**[11:10] ---**
Once you get the hang of it,
they're easy to operate.
**[11:13] ---**
Huh?
**[11:15] ---**
Okay, I'm going on a hunt now,
so just watch me.
**[11:28] ---**
Momo doesn't know much about computers,
**[11:31] ---**
but it's a bad sign
if there's smoke coming out, right?
**[11:37] ---**
Akanecchi's computer broke down?
**[11:40] ---**
Yeah. It exploded
while she was playing FOS.
**[11:43] ---**
EXPLODED?
**[11:44] ---**
I hear the last update
really bogged down FOS.
**[11:48] ---**
Maybe it was too much of a strain.
**[11:51] ---**
She says she can't play again
until she saves up enough for a new one.
**[11:55] ---**
SPEAKING WITHOUT
MAKING EYE CONTACT
DUE TO ONGOING TENSION
**[11:55] ---**
She was really depressed.
**[11:58] ---**
HMMM...
**[11:58] ---**
Hmm.
**[12:08] ---**
Coming!
**[12:10] ---**
Who is it—
**[12:19] ---**
Hey.
**[12:23] ---**
I brought over a repairman.
**[12:26] ---**
See?
**[12:46] ---**
EITA SASAKI
**[12:53] ---**
IGNORING
**[13:02] ---**
EITA SASAKI
**[13:13] ---**
Yes?
**[13:13] ---**
*Morning, Yamada!*
**[13:17] ---**
Hey.
**[13:20] ---**
What's going on?
**[13:22] ---**
*You don't have a used computer, do you?
Like an old spare?*
**[13:26] ---**
No, I don't.
**[13:28] ---**
*I hear that Akanecchi's computer
broke down.*
**[13:32] ---**
Huh.
**[13:33] ---**
*That it was smoking and everything.*
**[13:37] ---**
Smoke? From where?
**[13:40] ---**
*I haven't seen it, so I don't know!*
**[13:43] ---**
*Could you take a look at Akanecchi's
computer when you have time?*
**[13:48] ---**
Me?
**[13:49] ---**
*You might be able to fix it
by just swapping out a part.*
**[13:52] ---**
Wouldn't it be better if you went, Eita?
**[13:55] ---**
*I wouldn't mind going,
but what if there was a misunderstanding?*
**[13:55] ---**
FRIENDS...
**[14:00] ---**
*You know, a healthy guy going
into a sweet college girl's apartment?*
**[14:03] ---**
*That would be risky.*
**[14:05] ---**
What exactly do you think I am?
**[14:08] ---**
*A new breed.*
**[14:11] ---**
*Runa said she was
really depressed about it.*
**[14:14] ---**
*Akanecchi's been grinding really hard
in FOS lately, so I feel bad for her.*
**[14:19] ---**
*Stop by after Runa's tutoring session,
will you?*
**[14:23] ---**
*I'll have Runa take you over
to her apartment, okay?*
**[14:26] ---**
*Please?*
**[14:31] ---**
*No. It's all right.*
**[14:33] ---**
*I just have to collect those things
called Vits, right?*
**[14:36] ---**
*I'm going hunting again to collect them!*
**[14:48] ---**
You came to fix my computer, Yamada?
**[14:52] ---**
GOD...
**[14:53] ---**
That's right! I brought him over!
**[14:55] ---**
I'm only here to take a look.
Try not to get your hopes up.
**[14:58] ---**
I brought him!
**[14:59] ---**
JESUS...
**[14:59] ---**
Please don't look at me like that.
Seriously, I don't know if I can fix it.
**[15:03] ---**
It was me!
**[15:04] ---**
OUT OF ORDER
**[15:05] ---**
So it's a laptop?
**[15:07] ---**
Hey, make yourselves at home!
**[15:09] ---**
Do you two want some snacks?
**[15:11] ---**
- Please don't trouble—
- I'll have some!
**[15:14] ---**
*Yamada's a good guy!*
**[15:16] ---**
Akane? Akane?
**[15:19] ---**
Listen, over there in that room...
**[15:23] ---**
Are you sure...
**[15:24] ---**
it's okay?
**[15:33] ---**
*Thank goodness.*
**[15:34] ---**
*He didn't notice.*
**[15:34] ---**
THANKS, RUNA
**[15:35] ---**
*Well, it's Yamada,
so he wouldn't care anyway.*
**[15:38] ---**
*It feels a little strange,
having Yamada in the house,*
**[15:42] ---**
*but remember what Runa said...*
**[15:43] ---**
*...awkward with girls.*
**[15:46] ---**
*I shouldn't be too self-conscious
around him, or he'll get uncomfortable.*
**[15:50] ---**
*Just act natural!*
**[15:52] ---**
Hey, have you two had lunch yet?
**[15:55] ---**
I'll whip something up if you haven't!
**[15:57] ---**
I can eat!
**[15:59] ---**
How about you, Yamada?
**[16:04] ---**
Yes. I'll have some.
**[16:06] ---**
*Well, well! How rare!*
**[16:08] ---**
WHAT I
EXPECTED
**[16:08] ---**
I'M NOT
HUNGRY
**[16:09] ---**
No, thanks.
**[16:11] ---**
I forgot to tell you this before.
**[16:15] ---**
That curry you gave me,
it was really good.
**[16:19] ---**
Sorry. I just remembered now,
so I forgot to bring the containers back
**[16:26] ---**
I'm so happy!
**[16:29] ---**
CURRY?
**[16:29] ---**
I'm going to pour my heart and soul
into lunch, so have lots, okay?
**[16:36] ---**
Listen, a new girl just joined our guild.
**[16:40] ---**
What?
**[16:41] ---**
She's a really sweet-natured girl
and cute.
**[16:45] ---**
RURIHIME
**[16:45] ---**
*Rurihime!*
**[16:46] ---**
A STRANGER YELLED
AT ME IN THE
DUNGEON AGAIN...
**[16:46] ---**
*A stranger yelled at me
in the dungeon again!*
**[16:49] ---**
I'M AGAINST
BULLYING
NEWBIES!
**[16:50] ---**
*I'm against
bullying newbies!*
**[16:52] ---**
She totally wears
her heart on her sleeve.
**[16:55] ---**
Or should I say she doesn't
really hide who she is?
**[17:00] ---**
I think a straightforward girl like her
would be a good match for you, Akito.
**[17:04] ---**
Runa refuses to accept a stranger like that!
**[17:06] ---**
What are you, his sister-in-law?
**[17:18] ---**
*I'm not interested.*
**[17:21] ---**
The adapter pin's all melted.
**[17:23] ---**
ADAPTER?
**[17:26] ---**
When did you buy this laptop?
**[17:28] ---**
Back when I started college, so, um...
**[17:31] ---**
YOU HAVE A MESSAGE FROM RUNA
**[17:37] ---**
They look cute together
**[17:38] ---**
ENJOY ENERGY
**[17:41] ---**
Kyururu!
**[17:44] ---**
They're starting to have a moment,
but there's still some distance
**[17:46] ---**
Do what you can
to help then grow closer
**[17:50] ---**
Help?
**[17:52] ---**
I personally would prefer
a love comedy ending
**[17:55] ---**
*Love comedy? I think...*
**[17:59] ---**
RUNNING INTO
EACH OTHER
IN THE BATH
**[18:00] ---**
OH, NO!
**[18:00] ---**
LUCKY PERV
**[18:00] ---**
OH, NO!
**[18:00] ---**
RUNNING LATE
WITH BREAD
IN MY MOUTH
**[18:00] ---**
OH, NO!
**[18:02] ---**
*Like this?*
**[18:07] ---**
You've never cleaned
your keyboard once, have you?
**[18:10] ---**
What, you're supposed to?
**[18:11] ---**
There are traces of a spill.
**[18:12] ---**
Stop! Don't look!
**[18:25] ---**
It's another lovely day!
**[18:36] ---**
Akane?
**[18:39] ---**
What's up? It's almost ready.
**[18:41] ---**
Listen...
**[18:43] ---**
RUNNING INTO
EACH OTHER
IN THE BATH
**[18:43] ---**
OH, NO!
**[18:43] ---**
Will you be taking a bath right now?
**[18:46] ---**
No, I'm not.
**[18:48] ---**
I'm cooking right now,
so I'll be taking a bath at night.
**[18:56] ---**
Yamada, are you going to take a bath?
**[18:58] ---**
No, I'm not.
**[19:00] ---**
Huh?
**[19:01] ---**
I don't really get it, so whatever.
**[19:04] ---**
Akane! Can I have a slice of bread?
**[19:07] ---**
Be my guest!
**[19:10] ---**
Won't you get full, eating all that?
**[19:12] ---**
I'm making omurice now.
**[19:14] ---**
Don't worry.
I'm not the one who'll be eating it.
**[19:16] ---**
Huh?
**[19:18] ---**
BAFFLED BY THE SUDDEN
TURN OF EVENTS
**[19:20] ---**
SHE MADE HER EAT IT,
BUT IS EATING TOAST
WHILE RUNNING LATE
REALLY A LOVE COMEDY?
BAFFLED BY NOT KNOWING
IF IT'S A LOVE COMEDY
**[19:28] ---**
Why did you eat it all?
**[19:30] ---**
Why did you make me eat it?
**[19:31] ---**
Hey, come over here!
**[19:33] ---**
Hold up! Hold up!
**[19:34] ---**
- Get a little closer...
- Come on.
**[19:35] ---**
- ...or no lucky perv moment!
- It's dangerous! Stop pushing!
**[19:38] ---**
What do you mean?
**[19:46] ---**
*Huh? Now what am I supposed to do?*
**[19:48] ---**
Hey...
**[19:49] ---**
you need to stop right now!
**[19:51] ---**
Ouch...
**[19:53] ---**
Yamada? What's wrong?
**[19:55] ---**
Your hair hit my eyeball.
**[19:57] ---**
No way! Sorry!
**[19:59] ---**
Are you okay? It got in your eye?
**[20:01] ---**
Ouch.
**[20:03] ---**
Let me see it.
**[20:07] ---**
Which eye?
**[20:19] ---**
I'm fine.
**[20:26] ---**
*Huh? Oh, crap!*
**[20:27] ---**
*I panicked and grabbed his face
without thinking!*
**[20:29] ---**
*Did he really hate that, I wonder?*
**[20:32] ---**
I'm sorry, Yamada!
**[20:34] ---**
You apologize, too, Runa!
**[20:36] ---**
I'm... sorry.
**[20:40] ---**
I'll tie my hair up, okay?
**[20:42] ---**
- Um...
- Yes?
**[20:44] ---**
I'm heading back home for now.
**[20:46] ---**
What?
**[20:47] ---**
Because I didn't bring over
any of the tools I need.
**[20:51] ---**
Oh, but—
**[20:52] ---**
I'll be right back.
**[20:53] ---**
Isn't it a hassle going back and forth?
**[20:55] ---**
- I really feel bad now.
- It's all right.
**[20:57] ---**
I live nearby.
**[21:08] ---**
It was like he was escaping.
**[21:12] ---**
So you think so, too?
**[21:16] ---**
*He really must have been uncomfortable.*
**[21:18] ---**
*So it's true that he's awkward with women.*
**[21:23] ---**
*I wish I hadn't done that to him.*
**[23:01] ---**
*Girls who have less hair...*
**[23:05] ---**
AKANE
**[23:05] ---**
*can use this kind of pin...*
**[23:08] ---**
TYPE: THIN
**[23:08] ---**
*to tie their hair back simply.*
**[23:08] ---**
AMOUNT: NOT TOO MUCH
**[23:11] ---**
*Girls who have lots of hair...*
**[23:14] ---**
RUNA
**[23:17] ---**
AMOUNT: A LOT
**[23:17] ---**
TYPE: THICK
**[23:18] ---**
*turn out like this.*
**[23:19] ---**
MY ARMS ARE TIRED
**[23:20] ---**
*Girls who have lots of hair
have a hard time with ponytails.*
**[23:22] ---**
I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE
**[23:25] ---**
You don't have a lot of hair, Akane.
That makes me jealous.
**[23:29] ---**
Isn't it better to have more hair?
**[23:30] ---**
No, not really.
**[23:34] ---**
*There's no end
to a young girl's anxieties.*
**[23:37] ---**
Ah.
# E8 - If That Happened, That Would Be…
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEGZQ7/if-that-happened-that-would-be)
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**[00:03] ---**
THE 53RD TOSEI FESTIVAL
**[00:09] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting!
**[00:11] ---**
There she is!
**[00:12] ---**
Akane! You're late!
**[00:14] ---**
Sorry!
**[00:20] ---**
I got called in to work
all of sudden last night.
**[00:24] ---**
Then I had to work on my paper,
so I hardly got any sleep.
**[00:28] ---**
Seriously?
**[00:29] ---**
Convenience stores are so understaffed.
It's a tough job!
**[00:33] ---**
Hey!
**[00:34] ---**
You guys!
**[00:36] ---**
CLASS 2-B
CREPES
**[00:36] ---**
CUTE...
**[00:36] ---**
HE'S CUTE
**[00:36] ---**
Let's get going!
**[00:37] ---**
Ohh! So cute!
**[00:40] ---**
That person with the rabbit ears
and looking overjoyed,
**[00:43] ---**
is that Eita?
**[00:44] ---**
He's got a horde of girls snapping him.
**[00:46] ---**
Well, Eita's a huge fan
of these festivals.
**[00:50] ---**
Huh? Wait up! Wait up, will you?
**[00:54] ---**
I said wait up!
**[00:57] ---**
CLASS 3-E
COSPLAY CAFE
**[01:06] ---**
*So this is Yamada's school, huh?*
**[02:40] ---**
Episode 8:
If That Happened,That Would Be...
**[02:44] ---**
Would you look at all these stalls?
**[02:47] ---**
SPONSOR
**[02:47] ---**
Hey, Runa, is there
something you'd like to eat?
**[02:50] ---**
Runa doesn't want anything.
**[02:51] ---**
Huh?
**[02:56] ---**
Runa's nervous because
she's taking the entrance exam
**[02:59] ---**
for this school next year.
**[03:00] ---**
Oh.
**[03:02] ---**
Runa! Relax!
**[03:04] ---**
This could be an opportunity
to get familiar with this place!
**[03:06] ---**
Runa's insecure, so she can't.
**[03:14] ---**
CLASS 2-B
MAID CAFE
**[03:15] ---**
Welcome!
**[03:18] ---**
Yay! I want to go!
**[03:21] ---**
I want to go! I want to go! I want to go!
**[03:21] ---**
HAUNTED HOUSE
**[03:23] ---**
- Ohh.
- I want to go! I want to go!
**[03:24] ---**
- Go on, you two!
- I want to go!
**[03:26] ---**
Two patients are here.
I'm sending them in!
**[03:29] ---**
Hey...
**[03:32] ---**
Where should we go, then?
**[03:34] ---**
TAKOYAKI
SO DELISH
IN THE QUAD
**[03:36] ---**
COSPLAY CAFE
CLASS 3-F
**[03:43] ---**
Huh?
**[03:45] ---**
My stomach hurts.
**[03:48] ---**
What?
**[03:50] ---**
I'm so nervous, my stomach hurts!
**[03:53] ---**
I can't do this anymore.
**[03:54] ---**
If I'm this fragile,
I'll fail the entrance exams—
**[03:57] ---**
Okay, stop right there.
**[03:59] ---**
Let's go to the restroom.
**[04:09] ---**
*Mr. Kamota and I
just exited the haunted house!*
**[04:12] ---**
*Let's meet up in about 15 minutes!*
**[04:16] ---**
*Okay.*
**[04:17] ---**
Okay
**[04:19] ---**
*I wonder if Yamada's
going to join us at some point?*
**[04:22] ---**
NOT THAT I'VE HEARD ANYTHING...
**[04:23] ---**
*I think I'll ask him.*
**[04:28] ---**
*Wait, if I ask him, he might think
that I want to see him or something.*
**[04:34] ---**
*Well, I'll find out later without asking,
so never mind!*
**[04:40] ---**
ACCEPTED TO THE CITY ATHLETIC TOURNAMENT
CONGRATULATIONS
**[04:40] ---**
What a shock!
**[04:41] ---**
Are you all right?
**[04:42] ---**
It fell apart!
**[04:43] ---**
Oh, man, are you okay?
We'll take care of it.
**[04:47] ---**
Thanks!
**[04:50] ---**
Bring it into the classroom.
**[04:54] ---**
- Yamada—
- Yamada!
**[04:57] ---**
Kishida from Ethics class is taking part
**[04:58] ---**
in the first-years'
fighting game tournament,
**[05:00] ---**
but his moves are totally insane!
**[05:05] ---**
*He's kind of...*
**[05:06] ---**
HE'S SMILING...
**[05:07] ---**
*hard to approach right now.*
**[05:08] ---**
NOWHERE TO PUT
HER HAND
**[05:10] ---**
Oh, we're bringing those inside?
Let me help out.
**[05:11] ---**
*Will he look this way, maybe?*
**[05:14] ---**
*Hey, Yamada...*
**[05:18] ---**
*Oh. There he goes.*
**[05:25] ---**
*Oh, well, it is what it is.*
**[05:27] ---**
*He seemed busy, anyway.*
**[05:28] ---**
*Of course he wouldn't notice me.*
**[05:34] ---**
*For heaven's sake...*
**[05:37] ---**
I told them to start putting away
the boxes they were done with first,
**[05:41] ---**
but they're just leaving them out.
**[05:42] ---**
Everyone's so sloppy, right?
**[05:45] ---**
Tsubaki, is it all right
if I step out for a minute?
**[05:48] ---**
Hmm? I don't have a problem with that,
but where are you going?
**[05:52] ---**
Nowhere special.
**[05:59] ---**
*She's been in there a while.*
**[06:02] ---**
I think I'll go check on her.
**[06:16] ---**
Are you alone?
**[06:23] ---**
You noticed that I was here?
**[06:27] ---**
Yes. I was going to call out to you,
but then we had some trouble.
**[06:35] ---**
Anyway, why are you alone?
**[06:41] ---**
Why...
**[06:43] ---**
are you smiling?
**[06:47] ---**
Oh... it's nothing.
**[07:00] ---**
Runa seems to have a case of the nerves,
so she's been in the restroom.
**[07:04] ---**
But I'm getting worried
since it's been a while,
**[07:07] ---**
so I was just about to go check on her.
**[07:16] ---**
I can't do it.
**[07:18] ---**
There's no way that I can make it
through the real entrance exam like this.
**[07:22] ---**
I JUST CAN'T HANDLE PRESSURE
**[07:22] ---**
You don't have a fever, so just lie down,
and we'll see how it goes.
**[07:28] ---**
Yamada... what are you doing?
**[07:31] ---**
I'm letting Eita know—
**[07:34] ---**
Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!
**[07:35] ---**
Don't tell Eita about this!
He's so going to take me home!
**[07:38] ---**
I can't not tell him.
**[07:39] ---**
But I haven't eaten anything yummy yet,
and I haven't had any fun!
**[07:43] ---**
I thought you had a stomachache.
**[07:45] ---**
But I want to eat all kinds of food here!
**[07:47] ---**
That's why I haven't eaten a thing
since last night, you know!
**[07:51] ---**
That must be the cause!
**[07:52] ---**
Oh! Then I'll just go buy
some stuff for you.
**[07:55] ---**
I TOTALLY FORGOT,
BUT I'M YOUR SPONSOR
**[07:55] ---**
So that you can have it
once you're feeling better, okay?
**[08:01] ---**
In that case...
**[08:03] ---**
I want a crepe,
a cheese dog, and takoyaki.
**[08:07] ---**
And they were selling
pork miso soup in the courtyard,
**[08:10] ---**
so I want some of that, too.
**[08:11] ---**
And I just have to have
a limited edition festival T-shirt.
**[08:14] ---**
Sure, sure.
**[08:16] ---**
AKANE
**[08:16] ---**
Where do they sell
the festival tees?
**[08:18] ---**
YAMADA
**[08:18] ---**
I'll take you there.
**[08:20] ---**
See you later.
**[08:26] ---**
Yamada, is it okay for you
not to be working with your classmates?
**[08:29] ---**
Hey, look! Look at that!
**[08:31] ---**
Yes. I was going to take off
in the afternoon, anyway.
**[08:31] ---**
Hey, who's that?
**[08:33] ---**
No way! His girlfriend?
**[08:34] ---**
For real?
**[08:35] ---**
I'm glad to hear that.
**[08:38] ---**
It's backstage work,
so we're pretty free once it's underway.
**[08:39] ---**
No way, he's with someone!
**[08:41] ---**
I thought Yamada didn't have a girlfriend.
**[08:42] ---**
Oh, really?
What's your class doing, Yamada?
**[08:47] ---**
We teamed up with the class next door
to make a giant labyrinth outside.
**[08:52] ---**
Anyway...
**[08:53] ---**
Is that his girlfriend?
**[08:53] ---**
BED OF NAILS
**[08:53] ---**
are people totally staring at us?
**[08:54] ---**
- No!
- Who is that woman?
**[08:56] ---**
Oh, you noticed, too? Thank goodness!
**[09:00] ---**
*Feels like a knife to the back.
I'm going to walk ahead.*
**[09:04] ---**
- Oh, sorry.
- Hey.
**[09:07] ---**
Hey, Yamada! So you've been
wandering around here, huh?
**[09:10] ---**
I hear you're finally taking part
in the pageant this year!
**[09:13] ---**
So you couldn't quite escape it
for the whole three years, huh?
**[09:17] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:28] ---**
POW POW POW
**[09:29] ---**
Look at you! You're with a girl? Hey!
**[09:32] ---**
I always thought you were a perverse guy,
not caring how popular you were,
**[09:35] ---**
YAMADA... STAND UP
FOR YOURSELF A LITTLE...
**[09:36] ---**
but I'm changing my tune now, you punk!
**[09:38] ---**
Hey, Yamada! Yamada, hey!
**[09:41] ---**
Huh? I've never seen you before.
**[09:43] ---**
Which high school do you go to?
**[09:45] ---**
Oh, no. I'm a college student, and—
**[09:48] ---**
Older?
**[09:48] ---**
TOO CLOSE...
**[09:49] ---**
- Older?
- Older?
**[09:50] ---**
I see! You like older women, then?
Good for you!
**[09:52] ---**
Older?
**[09:56] ---**
You've made me really happy, you know!
**[09:59] ---**
Wow. He was totally
a jock-type of teacher, huh?
**[10:00] ---**
Well! Who knew that
Yamada, of all people,
**[10:03] ---**
would go
for older women?
**[10:03] ---**
He's my P.E. teacher.
**[10:04] ---**
AT A LOSS
FOR WORDS
**[10:05] ---**
Oh?
**[10:08] ---**
Yamada!
**[10:14] ---**
Is that person your girlfriend?
**[10:16] ---**
PEEP PEEP PEEP
**[10:16] ---**
- How long have you been dating?
- Who is she?
**[10:18] ---**
Do you prefer older women?
**[10:20] ---**
Who are they?
**[10:21] ---**
First years, I think?
Going by the color of their shoes.
**[10:24] ---**
Gotta hand it to the youth...
**[10:27] ---**
Um, I'm not his girlfriend.
**[10:29] ---**
Oh!
**[10:31] ---**
So you're really not dating, then?
**[10:32] ---**
Is that true?
**[10:33] ---**
Then why are you together?
**[10:35] ---**
Yamada! Why is that?
**[10:37] ---**
Who is this person?
**[10:38] ---**
It's not true
that you like older women, right?
**[10:47] ---**
RAGGED...
**[10:47] ---**
INTERROGATED
BY NUMEROUS GIRLS
ALONG THE WAY
**[10:47] ---**
*We finally made it out of the building.*
**[10:50] ---**
I'm totally exhausted.
**[10:54] ---**
Hey!
**[10:55] ---**
Oh, there's Akito, too!
**[10:58] ---**
We bought tons of stuff!
**[11:03] ---**
Runa's got a stomachache again?
**[11:06] ---**
Huh? Akanecchi, did you just age?
**[11:09] ---**
Listen, both of you! It was such an ordeal
just getting here, you know!
**[11:14] ---**
We got the festival tee that Runa wanted!
**[11:14] ---**
Let me guess, the campus was abuzz
because Akito was with a girl, am I right?
**[11:18] ---**
And here's a cheese dog, some takoyaki,
and also—also...
**[11:18] ---**
Same thing happened to Runa last year.
**[11:20] ---**
Well, this was no joke!
**[11:22] ---**
You should have seen their eyes!
**[11:24] ---**
It's like it was even less convincing
because I'm not his girlfriend!
**[11:26] ---**
WHAT DO THEY
WANT ME TO DO?
**[11:27] ---**
SMIRK
**[11:27] ---**
I wish I could have seen that.
**[11:29] ---**
You swaggering about
as you crush the hopes of every girl!
**[11:32] ---**
That's not it! It was a misunderstanding!
**[11:36] ---**
Well, then, if you're
going to get death stares anyway,
**[11:38] ---**
don't you think you might as well...
**[11:41] ---**
just start dating?
**[11:46] ---**
DON'T YOU THINK YOU MIGHT AS WELL
JUST START DATING?
**[11:50] ---**
Right, Akito?
**[11:58] ---**
Well... well...
**[12:00] ---**
yeah, I guess.
**[12:02] ---**
Huh?
**[12:03] ---**
- Akanecchi's so cheery. Isn't she great?
- What? What are you—
**[12:06] ---**
I guess so.
**[12:07] ---**
Her hobby's online gaming,
so you're like a perfect match.
**[12:08] ---**
Hey! You're so out of line—
**[12:09] ---**
I guess so.
**[12:11] ---**
All right! You're officially a couple!
**[12:13] ---**
Just kidding!
**[12:20] ---**
A-Akanecchi.
**[12:28] ---**
S-Sorry!
**[12:30] ---**
Huh?
**[12:31] ---**
I was just kidding!
**[12:33] ---**
What?
**[12:34] ---**
REALIZING IT WAS A JOKE,
HE THINKS HE PLAYED ALONG LIKE A PRO
**[12:34] ---**
Sorry! Sorry!
I was just teasing Akito, okay?
**[12:36] ---**
STILL HASN'T
CAUGHT ON
**[12:37] ---**
Oh... kidding.
**[12:39] ---**
That's right!
Sorry, okay?
**[12:46] ---**
Whoa.
**[12:48] ---**
I've got some shopping to do!
Runa's food!
**[12:50] ---**
A-Akanecchi!
**[12:52] ---**
Akane.
**[12:57] ---**
I hate you, Eita!
**[13:01] ---**
Don't you give me
a hard time too, Yamada!
**[13:04] ---**
Damn it!
**[13:07] ---**
*Oh, crap. I was just messing with Akito,
but I ended up hurting Akenecchi, too.*
**[13:11] ---**
You two wait here, okay?
I'm going to go apologize to her.
**[13:36] ---**
*In a situation like that, I should have...*
**[13:40] ---**
*Don't you think
you might as well just start dating?*
**[13:43] ---**
*Right, right. That's enough joking around.*
**[13:46] ---**
*That would have been the right response.*
**[13:52] ---**
*But...*
**[13:57] ---**
*What's wrong with me?
Why am I reacting in this crazy way?*
**[14:02] ---**
*Yamada sure had a blank stare on his face.*
**[14:07] ---**
*I'm so embarrassed!*
**[14:09] ---**
RETRO CAFE
**[14:11] ---**
I-I'm so sorry!
**[14:12] ---**
STARE...
**[14:14] ---**
Please walk slowly through the halls.
**[14:18] ---**
Yamada?
**[14:20] ---**
Hey! Wait.
**[14:22] ---**
Don't run!
**[14:29] ---**
Hey, Yamada. Is that person with you?
**[14:36] ---**
Akane!
**[14:38] ---**
Please just stop for now.
**[14:52] ---**
The stairs... it's not safe.
**[14:58] ---**
Don't make her run, okay?
**[15:10] ---**
What happened just now,
sorry about that.
**[15:12] ---**
My name...
**[15:14] ---**
you said it for the first time!
**[15:16] ---**
What? No, that can't be true.
**[15:19] ---**
But it is true!
I'm sure it's the first time!
**[15:22] ---**
You've gone so long
without calling me by my name,
**[15:25] ---**
I was secretly convinced that you
didn't know my name in the first place!
**[15:27] ---**
I KNOW
YOUR NAME
**[15:29] ---**
AS MY LEADING
HYPOTHESIS!!
**[15:30] ---**
That's ridiculous.
**[15:32] ---**
Who's that girl?
**[15:32] ---**
So... about what just happened...
**[15:34] ---**
- Yamada's with a girl.
- Are you kidding me?
**[15:45] ---**
Come over here with me!
**[15:49] ---**
Sorry to drag you to a deserted area.
**[15:53] ---**
I couldn't ignore
those murderous looks behind my back.
**[15:55] ---**
Is that what you felt?
**[15:57] ---**
OKAY, NO ONE'S AROUND...
**[16:00] ---**
Sorry about what happened before.
**[16:04] ---**
I had no intention of teasing you.
**[16:08] ---**
I knew that Eita was joking around again,
so I started to just—
**[16:12] ---**
H-Hold up!
**[16:14] ---**
It's not like I'm mad,
so let's not talk about this anymore!
**[16:16] ---**
What?
**[16:18] ---**
You're not mad?
**[16:21] ---**
But a second ago, you were clearly mad.
**[16:23] ---**
I wasn't, okay? I really wasn't!
**[16:26] ---**
It's just that...
**[16:28] ---**
I-I guess I was a little embarrassed...
**[16:32] ---**
so I ended up...
**[16:33] ---**
SORRY...
**[16:35] ---**
saying those things.
**[16:39] ---**
Huh? Sorry, which part
made you feel embarrassed?
**[16:44] ---**
Can you please not ask about that?
**[16:48] ---**
So you really aren't mad?
**[16:54] ---**
I told you, I'm not mad at all.
**[17:00] ---**
I'm glad to hear that.
**[17:12] ---**
All right, do you want to go shopping?
**[17:15] ---**
What if...
**[17:19] ---**
if I'd taken Eita's joke seriously and
said, "Okay, I'll start dating Yamada"?
**[17:30] ---**
If I'd said that,
what would you have done, Yamada?
**[18:03] ---**
Just—Just kidding!
**[18:06] ---**
Someone might actually take it seriously,
just like that,
**[18:09] ---**
so you shouldn't joke
about romantic stuff!
**[18:12] ---**
Got that?
**[18:13] ---**
- Yes.
- All right! Come on, then!
**[18:17] ---**
*Something's wrong with me!
Something's wrong with me!*
**[18:20] ---**
If that happened, that would be...
**[18:24] ---**
a real honor.
**[18:32] ---**
But for a nobody like me,
**[18:35] ---**
you're like a prize that I can't reach,
**[18:39] ---**
so I've never really thought about it.
**[18:42] ---**
A PRIZE THAT HE
CAN'T REACH
**[18:42] ---**
Yamada!
**[18:46] ---**
What? Are you being serious with me?
**[18:48] ---**
ALTHOUGH IT IS
KIND OF INTERESTING
**[18:49] ---**
Yes.
**[18:52] ---**
That's how you've been seeing me?
**[18:56] ---**
Yes.
**[19:02] ---**
What were we supposed to buy again?
**[19:08] ---**
Wait for me!
**[19:11] ---**
A crepe, a cheese dog, some takoyaki,
and pork miso soup.
**[19:18] ---**
Also, I think you're
a pretty fun guy, Yamada!
**[19:21] ---**
For real?
**[20:57] ---**
I'm begging you! Please enter
the pageant this year, Yamada!
**[21:01] ---**
No, I'm telling you, it's not happening.
**[21:02] ---**
Come on, don't be like that!
**[21:04] ---**
Just look outside the classroom!
**[21:10] ---**
- See?
- Not doing it.
**[21:11] ---**
TOSEI FESTIVAL
STARTS IN 1 DAY
**[21:11] ---**
Please! This is our last festival!
**[21:13] ---**
We want our last festival
to be the most memorable of all!
**[21:17] ---**
That's right!
**[21:18] ---**
I guess being too handsome
can be a headache, too.
**[21:21] ---**
And he's an awesome gamer, too.
That's cheating!
**[21:27] ---**
Isn't it about time
you put a stop to that?
**[21:31] ---**
If you say so.
**[21:35] ---**
I'm in!
**[21:37] ---**
Huh?
**[21:41] ---**
Okamoto, what do you think you're doing?
**[21:43] ---**
Hey, just leave it to me!
**[21:45] ---**
THE DAY OF THE TOSEI FESTIVAL
**[21:49] ---**
And now the moment
you've all been waiting for!
**[21:50] ---**
MR. TOSEI FESTIVAL PAGEANT
**[21:52] ---**
The guy who's refused to enter
the Mr. Tousei Pageant
**[21:54] ---**
for two years running!
**[21:56] ---**
Here he is now!
**[22:02] ---**
Entry number six!
**[22:05] ---**
Class 3-A, Akito Yamada!
**[22:18] ---**
Now batting for Yamada,
pinch hitter Okamoto!
**[22:26] ---**
Play ball!
**[22:42] ---**
Where's Yamada?
**[22:43] ---**
Take a hike, Okamoto!
**[22:45] ---**
No one asked for you!
**[22:47] ---**
Right, my favorite foods
are hamburgers and fries.
**[22:50] ---**
And I can't stand campers and snipers.
**[22:52] ---**
I'm Takeaki Okamoto!
**[22:54] ---**
Vote for me!
**[22:55] ---**
Let's go, Okamoto!
**[22:58] ---**
Come on, Okamoto!
**[23:00] ---**
Are you serious?
**[23:01] ---**
- We want to see Yamada!
- Go, Okamoto!
**[23:04] ---**
Make this place rock in Yamada's place!
**[23:06] ---**
What's a camper?
**[23:08] ---**
Please follow the rules for cheering!
**[23:13] ---**
At least buy him a hamburger later.
**[23:16] ---**
Yeah, you're right.
**[23:24] ---**
Let your big bro have some, too.
**[23:25] ---**
Huh!
**[23:26] ---**
Big Bro is hungry!
**[23:28] ---**
Huh!
**[23:29] ---**
Just one bite!
**[23:30] ---**
Ready? Ahh!
**[23:31] ---**
Creepy!
**[23:33] ---**
Huh?
**[23:35] ---**
SOUNDS LIKE A PARTY OUT THERE
# E9 - The Guild Is Facing a Crisis!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQZ1GP/the-guild-is-facing-a-crisis)
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**[00:01] ---**
Welcome!
**[00:03] ---**
How about some piping-hot fried chicken?
**[00:06] ---**
YUMMY JELLY
**[00:06] ---**
SUGAR-FREE TEA
**[00:06] ---**
Please tap your phone there.
**[00:10] ---**
IF YOU PURCHASE OVER 700 YEN,
YOU CAN DRAW ONE!!
**[00:11] ---**
All right, sir! Here's your
lottery ticket for our campaign!
**[00:15] ---**
Draw one, please.
**[00:19] ---**
By any chance...
**[00:20] ---**
LAST NIGHT
CONVERSATION IN FOS
**[00:20] ---**
*You'll go to a convenience store
tomorrow, right?*
**[00:22] ---**
did you pester me so hard
just to get me to do this?
**[00:23] ---**
Then drop by mine!
See, we have a fun event going on!
**[00:25] ---**
Is your interest piqued?
**[00:25] ---**
Hey, why not?
It's on your way home, anyway, right?
**[00:27] ---**
THEY'RE DOING THIS
NEAR MY PLACE, TOO
**[00:27] ---**
YOU REALLY
DON'T EAT HEALTHY
**[00:28] ---**
And you buy your dinner here every day,
don't you?
**[00:31] ---**
Right. I guess so.
**[00:32] ---**
We haven't seen each other
since the festival, huh? How's Runa doing?
**[00:36] ---**
Yeah, she seems to be studying hard.
**[00:39] ---**
Is that right?
**[00:40] ---**
HE WON SOME CUP RAMEN
**[00:41] ---**
She calls me once in a while,
but we hardly ever get to see each other.
**[00:45] ---**
Is that a friend of yours, Akane?
**[00:45] ---**
AKANE'S CO-WORKER,
MS. SHINOHARA (HOUSEWIFE)
**[00:48] ---**
Ms. Shinohara!
**[00:49] ---**
What a good-looking kid!
**[00:51] ---**
He sure is! We met playing the same game!
**[00:54] ---**
He has such a gorgeous face.
He looks like an actor!
**[00:58] ---**
My heart's pounding!
**[01:00] ---**
Okay, I'll be heading—
**[01:01] ---**
My shift will be over soon,
so wait for me!
**[01:03] ---**
Let's go home together!
**[02:37] ---**
Look at him waiting so faithfully.
**[02:40] ---**
Is he your boyfriend, by any chance?
**[02:41] ---**
No, no! He seems to have a hard time
dealing with women, so it's not like that.
**[02:46] ---**
Oh, well, what a shame.
**[02:48] ---**
FUFU
**[02:48] ---**
But you like him, don't you, Akane?
**[02:51] ---**
Huh?
**[02:51] ---**
You were so determined
to keep him from leaving!
**[02:55] ---**
Uh... I don't know about that.
**[02:57] ---**
FUN!
**[02:58] ---**
Ah! Spoken like a true maiden!
**[03:02] ---**
*It's true that,
compared to when we first met,*
**[03:04] ---**
I'M NOT INTERESTED
**[03:04] ---**
*Yamada seems to have
really opened up to me.*
**[03:06] ---**
WHAT A PAIN
I WANT TO GO HOME
**[03:09] ---**
KINOSHITA
**[03:11] ---**
*I can see that he's
really a very sweet kid.*
**[03:16] ---**
Good job.
**[03:17] ---**
*The thought does cross my mind.*
**[03:19] ---**
Thanks for waiting!
**[03:22] ---**
*Even if we're only linked by a game,
I'm happy that we're able to get closer.*
**[03:29] ---**
*But the same goes for Eita and Runa,
doesn't it?*
**[03:30] ---**
The Guild is Facing a Crisis!!
**[03:36] ---**
Hey, I didn't ask you here
for the lottery.
**[03:39] ---**
Actually, I made you a meal to thank you,
and I wanted to give it to you.
**[03:45] ---**
To thank me?
**[03:46] ---**
For my computer.
**[03:47] ---**
Since I couldn't really do much for you
during the festival.
**[03:50] ---**
It's not really a big deal, you know.
**[03:53] ---**
Now that my penny-pinching days
are finally over...
**[03:56] ---**
there's a pretty lavish feast in there!
**[04:01] ---**
*I don't know why...*
**[04:04] ---**
*but I feel like I shouldn't see him...*
**[04:07] ---**
*in a romantic light.*
**[04:13] ---**
Achoo!
**[04:14] ---**
Uh-oh, I sneezed in front of someone
about to take entrance exams.
**[04:18] ---**
Do you have a cold?
**[04:19] ---**
I'm not sure.
**[04:21] ---**
Did I have a mask in here?
**[04:35] ---**
Did you find one?
**[04:37] ---**
Found it.
**[04:57] ---**
I hope that it doesn't get worse.
**[04:59] ---**
Your cold.
**[05:04] ---**
Yeah.
**[05:07] ---**
Thanks.
**[05:16] ---**
FARAWAY GAZE...
**[05:16] ---**
A guy who's unwittingly kind,
don't you think that's terrifying?
**[05:23] ---**
Keep going.
**[05:25] ---**
Let down your guard,
**[05:26] ---**
and you're like,
"Wait, is he into me?"
**[05:29] ---**
But it's a delusion, and that's
not the guy's intention at all.
**[05:32] ---**
He's just displaying kindness.
It's a terrifying trap.
**[05:38] ---**
Let me confirm one thing.
**[05:40] ---**
How can you be so sure
that it's not his intention?
**[05:43] ---**
STUDYING NAIL ART
**[05:43] ---**
Also, can I try something
a little flashy on you?
**[05:46] ---**
The theme is "Night Butterfly."
**[05:47] ---**
What? Please don't.
**[05:48] ---**
I'll get into trouble at work.
**[05:50] ---**
You're not naming any names,
but you're talking about Yamada, right?
**[05:54] ---**
OHHH
**[05:55] ---**
Yup.
**[05:56] ---**
But you were so thrilled
that he said you were out of his league!
**[05:58] ---**
I don't even think he meant much by that.
**[06:01] ---**
Huh?
**[06:02] ---**
That's what makes it so terrifying.
**[06:06] ---**
If a hot, younger guy
ever said that to me,
**[06:09] ---**
even if he wasn't thinking straight,
**[06:11] ---**
I wouldn't waste any time making a move.
**[06:13] ---**
NIGHT BUTTERFLY
**[06:14] ---**
I have no idea
why you're hemming and hawing.
**[06:14] ---**
WELL?
**[06:15] ---**
NO
**[06:16] ---**
I'm not hemming and hawing.
**[06:19] ---**
Really? It looks to me like the most
hemming and hawing you've ever done.
**[06:23] ---**
I see you having a blast
talking about Yamada
**[06:26] ---**
and trying to figure him out...
**[06:29] ---**
but you haven't said a word about
what you want to do, Akane.
**[06:34] ---**
If you don't tell me that,
I can't possibly make any comments.
**[06:42] ---**
You're absolutely right.
**[06:44] ---**
- Night Butterfly?
- That, I decline!
**[06:45] ---**
RUNA SASAKI
**[06:48] ---**
It's Runa.
**[06:49] ---**
Oh, that girl? I remember her.
**[06:51] ---**
The middle-school Goth girl.
**[06:53] ---**
That's right.
**[06:54] ---**
Hello?
**[06:55] ---**
*Akane! Can we meet up now?*
**[06:57] ---**
The guild is facing a crisis!
**[06:59] ---**
Huh?
**[07:08] ---**
Runa!
**[07:11] ---**
Thanks for waiting!
**[07:13] ---**
Are you sure it's okay
for you to be out at this hour?
**[07:16] ---**
It's starting to get dark.
**[07:18] ---**
I came by taxi, so it's all good.
**[07:20] ---**
I'm also going home by taxi.
**[07:22] ---**
Then I guess
there's nothing to worry about!
**[07:24] ---**
Hey, listen. This afternoon,
I was with Yamada, and—
**[07:27] ---**
Never mind that! Did you read my text?
**[07:29] ---**
Yeah, sure.
**[07:30] ---**
I read it.
We're getting a new guild member.
**[07:34] ---**
Yet another woman that I don't know
just joined our guild.
**[07:38] ---**
It's unbelievable! We agreed
to keep it in the family when we started!
**[07:42] ---**
Oh, I do like you now, Akane,
**[07:44] ---**
*Talk about cliquish.*
**[07:44] ---**
but at this rate,
when I'm done with my exams,
**[07:46] ---**
it'll be a totally different guild!
**[07:48] ---**
Not only that, but it's a woman!
**[07:49] ---**
When I can't deal with women!
Women always hate me!
**[07:51] ---**
BECAUSE I'M CUTE!?
**[07:53] ---**
Well, I'm looking forward to it, you know.
**[07:55] ---**
GRIND GRIND
**[07:55] ---**
I hope it's a girl
who's new to online games.
**[07:58] ---**
Hey, I bought some hot chocolate.
Want some?
**[07:58] ---**
IT'S A LIMITED EDITION
FOR WINTER
**[08:00] ---**
Too nonchalant!
**[08:01] ---**
CONFIDENTIAL
SUPER SECRET
ABSOLUTELY CANNOT PEEK
**[08:01] ---**
So anyway...
**[08:03] ---**
I drew up a plan
to drive her out immediately.
**[08:05] ---**
Hey!
**[08:07] ---**
New players have anxieties,
so it's on us to welcome them, okay?
**[08:13] ---**
COCOA
**[08:14] ---**
And you know what,
once you get to really know her,
**[08:17] ---**
you might end up as friends.
**[08:19] ---**
Just like you and me.
**[08:30] ---**
The thought that you
might get to be friends
**[08:32] ---**
with someone you normally wouldn't meet...
**[08:35] ---**
isn't it kind of exciting?
**[08:38] ---**
That's what I don't like!
**[08:39] ---**
I know that you're going
to get close to her right away!
**[08:42] ---**
Then you're going to start hanging out
with her all the time, not me, right?
**[08:46] ---**
That's not true.
I haven't even talked to her yet.
**[08:48] ---**
I just know that's what's going to happen!
**[08:50] ---**
UH...
**[08:50] ---**
The three of us can all be friends,
can't we?
**[08:53] ---**
I don't like odd numbers!
One of us will be left out!
**[08:57] ---**
Let's all get along together, okay?
**[09:00] ---**
Okay?
**[09:07] ---**
JUST RIDE THIS OUT WITH COCOA...
**[09:07] ---**
*It's like I have a jealous girlfriend now.*
**[09:11] ---**
Well, I knew all along...
**[09:13] ---**
that you'd say something like that.
**[09:18] ---**
And my brother's like,
"Yamada's introducing us to this girl,
**[09:22] ---**
so you'd better
give her a proper welcome."
**[09:25] ---**
It was Yamada?
**[09:25] ---**
THANK YOU FOR THE COCOA
**[09:26] ---**
I hear it's a girl in his class.
**[09:29] ---**
She usually plays FPS games,
**[09:32] ---**
but she wants to take a break
and play an MMO.
**[09:35] ---**
They seem to be pretty close, but when
I called and asked him about her...
**[09:39] ---**
*Tell me!*
**[09:41] ---**
*She's normal.*
**[09:42] ---**
...Yamada wouldn't tell me much.
**[09:46] ---**
And he said if I was mean to her
like when you joined, he'd really get mad.
**[09:50] ---**
I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING YET...
**[09:51] ---**
*A girl that he's friends with?*
**[09:54] ---**
Kind of unexpected, don't you think?
For Yamada to bring in a girl?
**[09:58] ---**
Huh? Yeah, I guess so.
**[10:01] ---**
Oh! Never mind that! I have a great idea!
**[10:04] ---**
Give me your phone!
**[10:06] ---**
ADD A PHOTO
**[10:07] ---**
YAMADA
**[10:09] ---**
What are you doing?
**[10:10] ---**
I'm saving Yamada's number.
**[10:12] ---**
You call him, Akane!
**[10:14] ---**
He was wary of me, so Runa didn't
get anywhere, but I bet he'd tell you!
**[10:19] ---**
If Runa just knew what kind of girl
she is, I could rest easy!
**[10:22] ---**
AKITO YAMADA
**[10:25] ---**
4F KAWAI CRAM SCHOOL
3F KAWAI CRAM SCHOOL
**[10:26] ---**
I hear that they
started dating after that!
**[10:29] ---**
For real?
**[10:30] ---**
But didn't they say
they weren't each other's type?
**[10:32] ---**
Even still,
we're talking about a boy and a girl, so—
**[10:35] ---**
Even if you think there's no way,
**[10:37] ---**
they can end up together
thanks to something trivial.
**[10:45] ---**
Can people fall in love
thanks to something trivial?
**[10:51] ---**
Hello, Prez!
**[10:52] ---**
Good evening, Okamoto and Yamada.
**[10:55] ---**
- Hi.
- Hey, Prez,
**[10:57] ---**
that's pretty funny,
walking in here, muttering to yourself.
**[11:00] ---**
What? I was asking you two a question.
**[11:03] ---**
WELL, SORRY ABOUT THAT
**[11:03] ---**
Lovers, huh? Well, the thing is...
**[11:07] ---**
YEARS WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND = WHOLE LIFE
HOBBY = VIDEO GAMES
**[11:07] ---**
I'm not sure you're asking
the right people here.
**[11:10] ---**
Well, you do have a point.
**[11:11] ---**
Oh, and, Yamada,
thanks for letting me into your guild...
**[11:15] ---**
talking to the guild master for me.
**[11:17] ---**
Sure.
**[11:18] ---**
What's this about?
**[11:20] ---**
About games.
**[11:21] ---**
Oh, FOS?
**[11:22] ---**
I just started playing it,
**[11:24] ---**
and I heard that it's better
to be in one of the stronger guilds.
**[11:28] ---**
So I asked Yamada to let me join his.
**[11:29] ---**
CAN I EAT
THIS BURGER?
**[11:30] ---**
BUT CLASS IS
ABOUT TO START
**[11:30] ---**
Well, you are a secret gamer, right, Prez?
**[11:32] ---**
I wouldn't say that I'm hiding it.
**[11:34] ---**
But it's not like I can talk about it
with the other girls.
**[11:37] ---**
It's all mostly girl talk, anyway.
**[11:40] ---**
Prez! You're into girl talk?
**[11:43] ---**
Not really.
**[11:46] ---**
So you've sacrificed your youth
to gaming, too, huh?
**[11:59] ---**
You're not picking up?
**[12:00] ---**
IT'S SUPER
VIBRATING...
**[12:01] ---**
It's an unknown number.
**[12:02] ---**
INCOMING CALL
**[12:03] ---**
And class is about to start.
**[12:06] ---**
TELEPHONE
1 MISSED CALL
**[12:06] ---**
Hey, it stopped.
**[12:08] ---**
You seem to get a lot of those calls,
huh, Yamada?
**[12:12] ---**
And when you pick up, it's some girl
you don't know confessing her love!
**[12:12] ---**
THINGS LIKE THAT DON'T HAPPEN
**[12:16] ---**
If you wanted to, you could get any—
**[12:17] ---**
Yamada...
**[12:20] ---**
isn't into romance, isn't that right?
**[12:22] ---**
SCARED ME,
SUCH A LOUD VOICE
**[12:24] ---**
Well, I guess not.
**[12:33] ---**
I thought so.
**[12:37] ---**
Man, I'm starving!
**[12:39] ---**
Can't take it anymore. I'll die!
**[12:41] ---**
Didn't you just have a hamburger?
**[12:43] ---**
I'd kill for a burger now.
**[12:45] ---**
Another one?
**[12:46] ---**
Right, this time,
I'm gonna get some fries, too!
**[12:51] ---**
Huh? Hey, are you listening?
**[12:53] ---**
My phone.
**[12:54] ---**
Huh? The same person who called before?
**[12:57] ---**
If it's a girl with a sweet voice,
give me the phone, okay?
**[13:01] ---**
Hey, you blowing me off?
**[13:06] ---**
AKITO YAMADA
INCOMING CALL
**[13:07] ---**
Coming!
**[13:11] ---**
*Yes?*
**[13:12] ---**
Uh, sorry. You just called me.
**[13:14] ---**
*Yamada?*
**[13:16] ---**
It's me, Akane!
**[13:19] ---**
Akane?
**[13:20] ---**
I knew it was a woman.
**[13:22] ---**
Wait, did I give you my—
**[13:24] ---**
I know, I know.
Sorry I took the liberty of calling!
**[13:27] ---**
The thing is,
I was with Runa this evening—
**[13:30] ---**
A-Achoo!
**[13:32] ---**
Are you all right?
**[13:33] ---**
*Yeah, sure. Anyway,
I wanted to ask you something,*
**[13:37] ---**
*but I have to go to work right now.*
**[13:40] ---**
WELCOME!
**[13:40] ---**
What? But you worked this afternoon.
**[13:42] ---**
Well, my boss can't reach
the person on the night shift...
**[13:46] ---**
so I got called in on short notice.
**[13:49] ---**
*Can't someone switch with you?*
**[13:51] ---**
No one seems to be available.
**[13:53] ---**
*Since I live nearby,
I guess I'm fair game!*
**[13:56] ---**
Is that right?
**[13:59] ---**
Hey, Yamada.
**[14:01] ---**
*Yes?*
**[14:03] ---**
*Your voice is
a little lower over the phone.*
**[14:05] ---**
Never mind!
**[14:08] ---**
FULL MOON BURGER
**[14:08] ---**
OKAMOTO'S OFF SHOPPING
**[14:11] ---**
That call you just got, was it
the person who came to the festival?
**[14:15] ---**
AMAZING
**[14:15] ---**
How could you tell?
**[14:17] ---**
Because I heard you call her name.
**[14:20] ---**
We're in the same guild in FOS,
**[14:23] ---**
so you'll be hanging out with her, too,
sooner or later.
**[14:26] ---**
I see.
**[14:28] ---**
You seem pretty close
in private as well.
**[14:31] ---**
I guess so.
**[14:32] ---**
The guild master
was an upperclassman back home.
**[14:36] ---**
*I can't...*
**[14:37] ---**
*remember her face.*
**[14:41] ---**
What's she like?
**[14:43] ---**
Ei—You mean the master?
**[14:45] ---**
No, I mean the person named Akane.
**[14:48] ---**
Akane is...
**[14:53] ---**
*This is my new boyfriend!*
**[14:54] ---**
*Don't tell me it was a one-night stand?!*
**[14:55] ---**
*Yamara!*
**[14:56] ---**
ALWAYS MAKING THOSE WEIRD FACES
**[15:02] ---**
*Yamada!*
**[15:08] ---**
I really couldn't say.
**[15:14] ---**
Could it be...
**[15:18] ---**
that you like her?
**[15:27] ---**
Akane! Sorry, I really owe you one!
**[15:31] ---**
I can't get in touch
with the night-shift worker,
**[15:33] ---**
and I can't handle it on my own.
**[15:35] ---**
Isn't it high time
you fired the habitual shirker?
**[15:39] ---**
I HAVE A HUGE GRUDGE
**[15:39] ---**
W-Well, you're right, I guess!
**[15:41] ---**
But he's not all bad, you know!
Loves guitars—
**[15:45] ---**
Hey, to make it up to you,
I'll treat you to dinner!
**[15:47] ---**
What do you say to tomorrow night?
**[15:49] ---**
- I know a great—
- Not going!
**[15:50] ---**
I'LL BE HAVING DINNER AT HOME
**[15:51] ---**
Oh...
**[15:55] ---**
*I wanted to call it a night,
because I'm coming down with a cold.*
**[16:08] ---**
CALL LOG
AKITO YAMADA
MOMO
MOMO
MOMO
**[16:11] ---**
*Seems strange to have Yamada's name
in my call history!*
**[16:15] ---**
All right, let's get to work!
**[16:29] ---**
*You haven't said a word
about what you want to do, Akane.*
**[16:34] ---**
- Akane!
- Oh!
**[16:36] ---**
Coming!
**[16:37] ---**
Not good, not good!
**[16:46] ---**
DRAGON HELM
DRAGON MAIL
DRAGON CUIRASS
DRAGON GREAVES
DRAGON BOOTS
**[16:47] ---**
LOG IN TO ARIA SERVER 5?
YES NO
**[16:54] ---**
PLAYER RURIHIME HAS INVITED YOU
TO JOIN THE CHOCOLATE RABBIT GUILD.
WILL YOU JOIN?
YES NO
**[17:09] ---**
TO YOU, WHO HAS LOST LOVE
MEDICINE FOR A BROKEN HEART
**[17:11] ---**
*Not that I still have feelings for him...*
**[17:14] ---**
But now, maybe just a little...
**[17:18] ---**
*Sorry, Akane.*
**[17:22] ---**
*I do have some regrets.*
**[17:28] ---**
AKANE
**[17:29] ---**
Hey! It's Akane!
**[17:32] ---**
I'M SO TIRED
**[17:33] ---**
Can I take this?
**[17:34] ---**
Go ahead.
**[17:36] ---**
So what's going on, Akane?
I'm in a tutoring session!
**[17:41] ---**
*Ru... na.*
**[17:42] ---**
LIKE A ZOMBIE
**[17:42] ---**
What's wrong with your voice? Sounds bad!
**[17:45] ---**
A cold?
Then you can't play with me tonight?
**[17:49] ---**
I see.
**[17:51] ---**
No, no, it's all right.
It can't be helped, right?
**[17:55] ---**
Take care of yourself.
**[18:00] ---**
AND WE HAD PROMISED
TO PLAY FOS TOGETHER
AT NIGHT...
**[18:00] ---**
Akane says she has a cold.
**[18:02] ---**
She sounded like she was dying.
**[18:04] ---**
I wonder if she's okay?
**[18:06] ---**
I hope it's not too serious.
**[18:10] ---**
COLD COMPRESS
COLD PACK
**[18:37] ---**
*My throat hurts so much.*
**[18:39] ---**
*I can't drink any water.*
**[18:42] ---**
*I've got to take my medicine.*
**[18:44] ---**
QUITE SERIOUSLY ILL
**[18:45] ---**
*Actually, first I need to eat something.*
**[18:49] ---**
*I haven't eaten since yesterday.*
**[18:55] ---**
*Oh... let me take a little break.*
**[18:57] ---**
A SHORT BREAK
**[18:59] ---**
*I'm exhausted.*
**[19:01] ---**
*Not only that, but somehow
I picked the perfect time... to be...*
**[19:03] ---**
KOYANAGI CLINIC
CLOSED SAT./SUN.
**[19:06] ---**
MOMO
**[19:06] ---**
*The person you called cannot be reached...*
**[19:08] ---**
*unlucky in every way.*
**[19:10] ---**
*But...*
**[19:11] ---**
*no one's going to help me,
even if I weep and wail.*
**[19:16] ---**
*So unless I take action,
only death awaits.*
**[19:21] ---**
*First, I've got to eat.*
**[19:23] ---**
*Something like rice gruel...*
**[19:27] ---**
*Shopping.*
**[19:29] ---**
*I'm out of rice.*
**[19:37] ---**
*Not taking the bus.
Or I'll spread my germs.*
**[19:40] ---**
*I know. I'll go by bike.*
**[19:44] ---**
*Good girl. You're still intelligent.*
**[19:48] ---**
*Somehow, I've got to will myself
to get through tonight.*
**[20:12] ---**
*I can't go by bike.*
**[20:14] ---**
*There's no way that I can.*
**[20:16] ---**
*So hot.*
**[20:18] ---**
*Wait, can't I order takeout?*
**[20:21] ---**
*Why didn't I think of that?*
**[20:23] ---**
*Right, takeout should do.*
**[20:26] ---**
*Smart girl!*
**[20:28] ---**
*First, I need to put these bikes back.*
**[20:33] ---**
*And then I'll go back to my apartment.*
**[20:37] ---**
*Then what am I supposed to do?*
**[20:42] ---**
*I have a headache.*
**[20:57] ---**
Akane?
**[21:02] ---**
*What's going on?*
**[21:03] ---**
*I can see someone who looks like Yamada.*
**[21:08] ---**
*But there's no way
that he'd be at my place, right?*
**[21:12] ---**
Can you hear me?
**[21:15] ---**
*A dream? Oh, come on.*
**[21:20] ---**
*Now he's even showing up in my dreams?*
**[21:26] ---**
*Sorry, Yamada.*
**[21:29] ---**
*For having such a self-serving dream...*
**[23:06] ---**
*Butterfly...*
**[23:08] ---**
*butterfly...*
**[23:11] ---**
*come and alight...*
**[23:13] ---**
*on me!*
**[23:15] ---**
*Night butterfly, Momoko Maeda.*
**[23:17] ---**
*Tonight, for sure,
I'm going to capture the prince*
**[23:19] ---**
*I'm meant to be—*
**[23:21] ---**
GLASSES GIRL
**[23:21] ---**
COMFORTING TYPE
**[23:24] ---**
NIGHT BUTTERFLY
DISASTROUS DEFEAT
**[23:31] ---**
Excuse me? I'd like another.
**[23:32] ---**
AKANE
**[23:33] ---**
With extra gin.
**[23:35] ---**
Momo's not picking up.
**[23:38] ---**
Achoo!
# E10 - I'll Definitely Be Hurt Someday
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ8KJJ/ill-definitely-be-hurt-someday)
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**[00:01] ---**
Akane, can you hear me?
**[00:05] ---**
I'm going to pick you up, okay?
**[01:51] ---**
Is he picking up?
**[01:53] ---**
Episode 10:
I'll Definitely Be Hurt Someday
**[01:54] ---**
No.
**[01:58] ---**
His tutoring session
might be going overtime.
**[02:01] ---**
Even still,
it's not like him not to let us know.
**[02:05] ---**
Who knows? Maybe he's out with a girl.
**[02:07] ---**
I mean, how suspicious
was that call he got the other day?
**[02:12] ---**
Yamada's not that kind of character.
**[02:14] ---**
You don't get him, Prez.
**[02:17] ---**
You need to stay on your toes,
or you'll lose him to some random girl.
**[02:27] ---**
I know that.
**[02:31] ---**
I know...
**[02:33] ---**
so don't pressure me like that.
**[02:38] ---**
If it's tearing you up inside like that,
you might as well tell him.
**[02:43] ---**
What's holding you back?
**[02:48] ---**
*One of these days, he'll meet someone.*
**[02:51] ---**
*I have a feeling that he will.*
**[02:57] ---**
Yamada, do you know GOS:E?
**[03:00] ---**
It's an FPS game. You play it, right?
**[03:03] ---**
Last night at around 22:00, you played me.
Do you remember?
**[03:10] ---**
I'm Tsubaki Yukari from Class D.
**[03:12] ---**
I battled you under the name YT03.
**[03:15] ---**
I GOT YOUR SNS
FROM YOUR ACCOUNT
**[03:16] ---**
And if you don't mind,
I'd like you to show me how you play.
**[03:17] ---**
I DON'T REMEMBER THAT
AT ALL...
**[03:22] ---**
Why?
**[03:23] ---**
I just have my reasons, that's why.
**[03:26] ---**
She thinks you cheated!
**[03:34] ---**
Once you've taken a look,
please leave, okay?
**[03:35] ---**
Of course.
**[03:36] ---**
Tsubaki, watch my epic gameplay
later, too!
**[04:03] ---**
The truth is, I was a little suspicious.
**[04:06] ---**
I didn't think anyone
could play like that, not on skill alone.
**[04:14] ---**
I'm sorry. That was ignorant of me.
**[04:18] ---**
So there are people with amazing skills.
**[04:21] ---**
Shouldn't you be playing professionally?
**[04:31] ---**
*Just like I met you...*
**[04:38] ---**
*I know that one day...*
**[04:43] ---**
*you'll meet somebody, too.*
**[05:01] ---**
*For someone with such arresting
good looks, he's quiet and reserved.*
**[05:06] ---**
*For someone who speaks so bluntly,
he's actually pretty thoughtful.*
**[05:11] ---**
*Anyone who's good friends with him
knows that.*
**[05:15] ---**
*As well as...*
**[05:17] ---**
Yamada, when we worked together
on the committee last week,
**[05:22] ---**
you really helped me out a lot, so...
**[05:26] ---**
Huh? Have you and I ever spoken?
**[05:29] ---**
*...the fact that you
can also be a little cruel.*
**[05:33] ---**
Hey, did you hear?
**[05:34] ---**
Ms. Shiraishi of Class D
finally confessed her feelings to Yamada!
**[05:38] ---**
Seriously?
**[05:39] ---**
But of course she got shot down.
**[05:41] ---**
No way. If Ms. Shiraishi
can't get him, then who can?
**[05:44] ---**
Maybe he's not into girls?
**[05:45] ---**
For real?
**[05:46] ---**
THEY'RE GOSSIPING ABOUT HIM
LIKE IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL...
**[05:46] ---**
MATH II
CORE EDITION
**[05:47] ---**
Come on! That would be such a waste!
**[05:49] ---**
I FEEL A LITTLE SORRY
FOR HIM.
**[05:51] ---**
CLASS JOURNAL
SECOND SEMESTER
**[05:54] ---**
We're second years,
and you still don't have a girlfriend.
**[05:54] ---**
DAY DUTY
**[05:57] ---**
When someone as popular as you
stays single,
**[05:59] ---**
it'll set off all these false rumors.
**[06:02] ---**
WEARY
**[06:04] ---**
Why should that matter to me,
**[06:06] ---**
what people say?
**[06:07] ---**
Well, I hear you, but people
are saying all kinds of things about you,
**[06:10] ---**
and I feel bad.
**[06:12] ---**
MR. OKAMOTO DITCHED CLEANING AGAIN
HE NEEDS TO BE PENALIZED SOMEHOW...
**[06:13] ---**
Don't you have a type?
**[06:15] ---**
Not really.
**[06:16] ---**
You must have some idea.
Even you...
**[06:18] ---**
I don't.
**[06:20] ---**
Then what about your first crush?
**[06:22] ---**
I mean, it...
**[06:26] ---**
I don't have one.
**[06:28] ---**
*He sighed.*
**[06:31] ---**
- Sorry.
- No, no, I'm sorry.
**[06:33] ---**
I shouldn't have pestered you.
**[06:36] ---**
ASHAMED...
**[06:38] ---**
*Remorse.*
**[06:40] ---**
Um...
**[06:42] ---**
Um... um...
**[06:46] ---**
Come to think of it...
**[06:46] ---**
GLOOM
**[06:48] ---**
years ago,
there was a girl who liked me.
**[06:53] ---**
And everyone bullied her like crazy...
**[06:56] ---**
What?
**[06:56] ---**
BULLIED?
**[06:57] ---**
...so she stopped coming to school.
**[07:05] ---**
But since I lived nearby, our teacher
would send me to her house with handouts.
**[07:09] ---**
And that's how we got to be friends.
**[07:12] ---**
But when she did show up at school,
**[07:15] ---**
without me there,
it was like she didn't belong.
**[07:19] ---**
So I tried to stay by her side
as much as I could.
**[07:24] ---**
Then you liked that girl, too, Yamada.
**[07:31] ---**
*Akito...*
**[07:33] ---**
*let's always be together,
even after we're grown up.*
**[07:37] ---**
*I can't promise you that.*
**[07:41] ---**
I only did all that
because our teacher told me to.
**[07:45] ---**
That's all there was to it.
**[07:52] ---**
The bullying never stopped,
so she ended up transferring out.
**[07:57] ---**
But sometimes I remember her.
**[08:04] ---**
I made her cry really hard
the last time we spoke.
**[08:09] ---**
And sometimes I wonder what
would have been the right thing to say.
**[08:17] ---**
But I never found the answer.
**[08:20] ---**
And it all started to seem
like such a pain.
**[08:26] ---**
So ever since then,
I've never been comfortable around girls.
**[08:35] ---**
*I see.*
**[08:36] ---**
*So this guy doesn't have
much interest in himself.*
**[08:41] ---**
*That's why he doesn't really see
the people who care about him.*
**[08:46] ---**
*Or else he's deliberately
averting his gaze from them.*
**[08:52] ---**
*Did he say it was a pain? Scary!*
**[08:56] ---**
*I'd better make sure
I don't fall for this guy.*
**[08:57] ---**
DAY DUTY
AKITO YAMADA
YUKARI TSUBAKI
**[09:00] ---**
*If I ever fall in love
with someone this cruel...*
**[09:04] ---**
*I'll definitely be hurt someday.*
**[09:07] ---**
*I don't want that.*
**[09:09] ---**
COLD COMPRESS
**[09:12] ---**
HEAVING HEAVING
**[09:15] ---**
Delivery. Delivery...
**[09:16] ---**
Akane?
**[09:18] ---**
Can you drink some water?
**[09:21] ---**
I can't. I can't...
**[09:22] ---**
Have a little, even if you can't.
**[09:27] ---**
GAG
**[09:28] ---**
OKAY, SO SHE CAN'T...
**[09:37] ---**
*Her face is burning up.*
**[09:40] ---**
*This fever of hers,
it's really bad, isn't it?*
**[09:44] ---**
C-Cold.
**[09:58] ---**
*I feel awful.*
**[10:00] ---**
*I'm so hot. I'm cold.*
**[10:07] ---**
*What's going on?*
**[10:09] ---**
*Behind my eyes, my head is spinning.*
**[10:15] ---**
*What's happening to me right now?*
**[10:22] ---**
Akane? Akane?
**[10:25] ---**
Akane?
**[10:29] ---**
Where's your health insurance card?
**[10:32] ---**
Health in...
**[10:34] ---**
Health insurance card.
**[10:36] ---**
In my...
**[10:39] ---**
bag.
**[10:43] ---**
*Huh? I could have sworn Yamada
was here just now.*
**[10:53] ---**
*Am I imagining things?*
**[10:54] ---**
EVENING OUTPATIENT CLINIC
6PM - 10PM
RECEPTION
**[10:55] ---**
Ms. Kinoshita? Can you hear me?
**[10:59] ---**
Yes.
**[11:01] ---**
I'm going to hook you up
to an I.V. drip now.
**[11:01] ---**
*Still, I have to say...*
**[11:03] ---**
I'm going to roll up your sleeve.
**[11:04] ---**
*it sure is noisy in here.*
**[11:13] ---**
*Huh? What time is it now?*
**[11:18] ---**
*So I fell asleep after that?*
**[11:22] ---**
*I never did make it to the store.*
**[11:27] ---**
*But I think I feel a tiny bit better.*
**[11:45] ---**
Huh?
**[11:52] ---**
Why?
**[11:54] ---**
Why?
**[11:57] ---**
Why?
**[12:05] ---**
Cold!
**[12:11] ---**
AIRING OUT
THE ROOM
**[12:11] ---**
Why are you here?
**[12:16] ---**
AHA
**[12:16] ---**
Aha! I get it! It's a dream!
**[12:18] ---**
I'm cold.
**[12:20] ---**
Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!
**[12:22] ---**
THAT'S SOME
HARD-CORE SNEEZING...
**[12:27] ---**
So you can stand up now.
How are you feeling?
**[12:31] ---**
Huh? Surprised?
**[12:33] ---**
I don't mean it that way.
**[12:34] ---**
Wait, so this isn't a dream?
**[12:36] ---**
Why are you here?
If you catch this, it'll be bad!
**[12:37] ---**
SPLITTING HEADACHE
AND DIZZINESS
DUE TO SUDDEN
OUTBURST
**[12:37] ---**
POUND
POUND
**[12:38] ---**
Ouch.
**[12:39] ---**
I'll explain it all to you,
so you should go back to bed.
**[12:43] ---**
You couldn't even drink any water,
so you were in really bad shape.
**[12:48] ---**
Okay.
**[12:55] ---**
So how are you feeling?
**[12:58] ---**
Now that you mention it, when I woke up,
**[13:02] ---**
I thought that I
was starting to feel a little better.
**[13:03] ---**
I WONDER WHY...
**[13:06] ---**
That's a good thing, then.
**[13:08] ---**
When I stopped by to check on you,
you'd collapsed by the bike racks.
**[13:11] ---**
Is that right?
**[13:13] ---**
*Come to think of it, I did think
I saw someone that looked like Yamada.*
**[13:13] ---**
So first I carried you here.
**[13:19] ---**
*That means that it really was
Yamada who helped me.*
**[13:23] ---**
But you seemed really sick, so...
**[13:26] ---**
*Did he come to check on me
because he was worried?*
**[13:31] ---**
*He could have caught my cold himself,
but he stayed with me anyway?*
**[13:34] ---**
COMPASSION...
**[13:37] ---**
*Why would he be so nice...*
**[13:37] ---**
I found a hospital that was open at night,
and took you there.
**[13:40] ---**
*to someone like me?*
**[13:46] ---**
Huh?
**[13:48] ---**
I'm so happy!
**[13:49] ---**
Thank you so much, Yamada!
**[13:52] ---**
You don't know
how exhausted I was on my own!
**[13:55] ---**
You saved my life!
**[13:58] ---**
I don't know
how I'm ever going to repay you!
**[14:01] ---**
HIGHLY EMOTIONAL DUE TO HER FEVER
**[14:01] ---**
You're an angel!
**[14:01] ---**
THANK YOU
FOR BEING BORN
**[14:02] ---**
Uh, right.
**[14:03] ---**
SCARY
**[14:05] ---**
So, as I was saying...
**[14:07] ---**
I said you were cold when you're so kind!
I'm sorry!
**[14:12] ---**
Did you ever say that to me?
**[14:13] ---**
IF YOU CATCH THIS,
I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU
**[14:13] ---**
But you were kind from the start!
**[14:16] ---**
If you move around like that, you'll fall.
**[14:18] ---**
Hey. Sorry, I stepped on it.
**[14:21] ---**
Huh?
**[14:23] ---**
That book...
**[14:25] ---**
TO YOU, WHO HAS GONE
THROUGH A BREAKUP
YUKO HAMAURA
**[14:26] ---**
I didn't have anything to do,
so I borrowed it and started reading.
**[14:30] ---**
Isn't this a great book?
**[14:31] ---**
It totally saved me, you know!
**[14:35] ---**
I didn't really get it.
**[14:36] ---**
IT PUT ME TO SLEEP
**[14:37] ---**
Well, it's not something
you could relate to.
**[14:39] ---**
I'm pretty sure
you're the type who does the dumping.
**[14:42] ---**
MEDICINE FOR A BROKEN HEART
TO THE NEW YOU
**[14:43] ---**
No, I wouldn't say that.
**[14:44] ---**
Come on, come on!
**[14:46] ---**
DUE TO HIGH FEVER
**[14:46] ---**
You've been really keyed up and scary.
**[14:50] ---**
Ow, ow, ow.
**[14:50] ---**
HER HEAD HURTS BECAUSE
SHE GOT CARRIED AWAY...
**[14:52] ---**
Well, I'm sure it's tough
for the dumpers, too, in their own way.
**[14:56] ---**
But you're especially kind,
so it must be draining for you.
**[15:05] ---**
I...
**[15:07] ---**
I'm not the good guy you think I am.
**[15:15] ---**
That's the same look Takuma gave me.
**[15:18] ---**
Like he was sorry and exhausted
and he wished he could just disappear.
**[15:24] ---**
It's all right. I don't mind.
**[15:26] ---**
That's what romance is about.
**[15:27] ---**
That's just how it is.
**[15:29] ---**
Even though he cheated on you?
**[15:32] ---**
Well...
**[15:33] ---**
now that it's in the past...
**[15:36] ---**
sometimes I'm glad that he was upfront
about dumping me instead of lying.
**[15:41] ---**
*Sorry, Akane.*
**[15:43] ---**
Because I ended up
not having to feel truly humiliated.
**[15:48] ---**
*Sorry.*
**[15:49] ---**
*Sorry.*
**[15:51] ---**
I knew that nothing I said
would change his mind,
**[15:53] ---**
so I just accepted the breakup right away.
**[15:58] ---**
*Fine.*
**[16:00] ---**
Someday...
**[16:01] ---**
when I've become a memory
he looks back on,
**[16:04] ---**
I'd rather he remembered me smiling,
instead of crying and wailing.
**[16:09] ---**
I want him to think...
**[16:12] ---**
"She was a great girl.
I shouldn't have let her go."
**[16:17] ---**
Don't you think that's better?
**[16:25] ---**
*Did you...*
**[16:28] ---**
*feel sorry for me?*
**[16:31] ---**
*Goodbye, Akito.*
**[16:41] ---**
*I'm sorry!*
**[16:43] ---**
*Thank you for always being there for me!*
**[16:49] ---**
*Goodbye!*
**[17:09] ---**
I guess so.
**[17:20] ---**
Rurihime
Yamada
Akane
LovesMeat
Matcha pudding
RuriSabu
**[17:26] ---**
Did it go down?
**[17:28] ---**
I think it did.
**[17:29] ---**
THOUGH I DON'T KNOW
WHEN IT PEAKED
**[17:30] ---**
Can I eat that yogurt
you bought?
**[17:34] ---**
Go ahead.
**[17:38] ---**
MUNCH MUNCH
SNIFF SNIFF...
**[17:38] ---**
MUNCH
SNIFF SNIFF
SOB
**[17:40] ---**
It's so good,
it brings tears to your eyes?
**[17:42] ---**
It kills to swallow.
**[17:44] ---**
Oh.
**[17:47] ---**
*If it was anyone other than Yamada
sitting there...*
**[17:52] ---**
*I would have panicked for sure.*
**[17:53] ---**
SLEEPY
**[17:54] ---**
I CAN SEE HIS ANGEL WINGS...
**[17:54] ---**
*What is this vibe he's giving off
that makes me feel safe and secure?*
**[18:01] ---**
*Well, it must have been an ordeal for him.*
**[18:05] ---**
*He's uncomfortable around women as it is.*
**[18:09] ---**
Thanks for the yogurt!
**[18:10] ---**
Could you put this over there, please?
**[18:12] ---**
Sure.
**[18:15] ---**
Oh...
**[18:17] ---**
crap.
**[18:18] ---**
Huh?
**[18:19] ---**
Oh.
**[18:20] ---**
Oh?
**[18:21] ---**
- M-My leg!
- Huh?
**[18:23] ---**
I'm getting a cramp.
**[18:25] ---**
Cramp! Ouch! Ouch!
**[18:27] ---**
Stretch your leg out.
**[18:28] ---**
Ow!
**[18:31] ---**
You've got to stretch it.
**[18:33] ---**
FAINTING IN AGONY
**[18:36] ---**
*Jeez.*
**[18:38] ---**
Akane...
**[18:43] ---**
give me your leg.
**[18:45] ---**
Ow!
**[18:47] ---**
Can't take it! Ouch!
**[18:49] ---**
Ow!
**[18:50] ---**
It hurts! Please don't touch me!
**[18:52] ---**
Quiet.
**[18:54] ---**
No!
**[18:56] ---**
- Be strong.
- Ow! Ow!
**[18:57] ---**
TWIST
**[18:57] ---**
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! Ouch.
**[19:07] ---**
It's going away.
**[19:09] ---**
Right?
**[19:12] ---**
I thought I was going to die.
**[19:14] ---**
You're so dramatic.
**[19:17] ---**
I'm telling you, it was killing me.
**[19:27] ---**
*Huh?*
**[19:28] ---**
*Seems like... he's totally looking at me.*
**[19:34] ---**
*Wait, why do I feel so...*
**[19:41] ---**
*relaxed and safe with this person?*
**[19:46] ---**
Huh?
**[19:50] ---**
I PICKED UP THE SPOON YOU DROPPED
**[19:50] ---**
SHE HIT HER HEAD
**[19:50] ---**
THROB THROB
**[19:52] ---**
What? I didn't move away, all right?
**[19:56] ---**
Oh.
**[19:58] ---**
What? Why are you laughing?
**[20:02] ---**
No reason.
**[20:04] ---**
Why are you laughing?
**[20:06] ---**
It's not what you think!
It's not, all right?
**[21:38] ---**
It's not, all right?
**[21:43] ---**
COLD COMPRESS
COLD PACK
**[21:44] ---**
Okay, I'm leaving now.
**[21:46] ---**
You're going to school after not sleeping?
**[21:48] ---**
Yes. I'm used to it.
**[21:50] ---**
I really am sorry. If you
start feeling sick, let me know, okay?
**[21:55] ---**
HEARD ABOUT IT ALL
AFTER HER HEAD
CLEARED
**[21:55] ---**
And thanks for everything you did,
like the hospital.
**[21:58] ---**
TAKING ME THERE
PAYING FOR ME
**[21:59] ---**
I'll thank you properly
another time.
**[22:02] ---**
I didn't really do much,
so please don't worry about it.
**[22:06] ---**
They said to wait and see for a day,
**[22:08] ---**
then come get looked at again
during the day,
**[22:11] ---**
so please be sure to do that.
**[22:13] ---**
Sure. Don't worry.
**[22:15] ---**
IT WAS THE ENDO CLINIC, RIGHT
**[22:17] ---**
Seems like they can't do
those really detailed tests.
**[22:21] ---**
Well, since you did get
a lot better after the I.V.,
**[22:24] ---**
I guess they just want to be sure.
**[22:30] ---**
All right, thanks for having me.
**[22:33] ---**
Sorry. I didn't realize
you were standing right there.
**[22:37] ---**
Hey, sorry! I got too close.
**[22:41] ---**
*It's like...*
**[22:43] ---**
*my body's getting drawn
towards him of its own accord.*
**[22:51] ---**
Huh?
**[22:53] ---**
Akane, I have to go.
**[22:57] ---**
Huh? What?
**[22:59] ---**
S-S-Sorry! It's not what you think!
Please go!
**[23:02] ---**
Are you all right?
**[23:03] ---**
Yes! I'm fine! So please go!
**[23:03] ---**
ARE YOU LONELY?
**[23:04] ---**
Hey, I know!
When I'm done at the hospital,
**[23:06] ---**
should I let you know how it went?
I'm sure it's just a cold—
**[23:09] ---**
- Huh?
- Huh?
**[23:10] ---**
Oh, sorry,
of course you're not interested!
**[23:12] ---**
- Huh?
- I-I-I just thought that I might have
**[23:14] ---**
- given my cold to you!
- Oh, right.
**[23:16] ---**
I just thought that maybe
you were worried, that's all!
**[23:21] ---**
Then... please let me know.
**[23:23] ---**
Okay!
**[23:28] ---**
Take care.
# E11 - There’s Something I Want To Talk To You About
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4GQ0D/theres-something-i-want-to-talk-to-you-about)
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**[00:05] ---**
*Past 2 a.m.*
**[00:09] ---**
*My apartment, where I live alone.*
**[00:12] ---**
COLD COMPRESS
COLD PACK
**[00:17] ---**
*A high school boy who's my gaming friend.*
**[00:25] ---**
*And...*
**[00:26] ---**
*me with my 100-degree fever.*
**[02:08] ---**
Episode 11: There's Something
I Want To Talk To You About
**[02:09] ---**
I was dead to the world last night, see.
**[02:12] ---**
Sorry I didn't notice your calls.
**[02:14] ---**
RICE PRINCESS
**[02:14] ---**
Is this enough to keep you going
for about a week?
**[02:19] ---**
Momo, you're truly a goddess!
**[02:19] ---**
BAWL
**[02:22] ---**
But, hey, Akane, having a fever
really knocks you flat, huh?
**[02:27] ---**
GET SOME TRAINING IN...
**[02:27] ---**
You just don't have any basic stamina.
**[02:29] ---**
GET THE COLD STUFF OUT
**[02:29] ---**
OKAY
**[02:30] ---**
Did you go to the hospital?
**[02:31] ---**
Uh, yeah. Yamada took me to a clinic
that was open late.
**[02:36] ---**
I'm going back there tomorrow.
**[02:38] ---**
WHOA, THERE'S MEAT, TOO
**[02:40] ---**
Huh?
**[02:41] ---**
Oh, you see, Yamada came
to check on me last night, and—
**[02:45] ---**
Huh?
**[02:46] ---**
Have you been dating behind my back?
**[02:49] ---**
Of course not! We're just friends.
**[02:52] ---**
He really is a great guy.
**[02:54] ---**
Um, what? Doesn't that mean...
**[02:59] ---**
MERCY
**[02:59] ---**
*Oh, well,
I'll wait 'til you're well again.*
**[03:03] ---**
So that's about it for today.
**[03:06] ---**
Okay, I'm out of here.
**[03:08] ---**
Thanks! Wait here while I get my wallet.
**[03:13] ---**
*Would a man do that much
for a woman he's not in love with?*
**[03:18] ---**
*That's what I think. But I don't know
anything about Yamada's personality.*
**[03:23] ---**
*As for Akane, because she got dumped,*
**[03:24] ---**
*it seems like she won't be
falling in love again anytime soon.*
**[03:25] ---**
STARE
**[03:28] ---**
WELL, NOT THAT I CAN BLAME HER...
**[03:30] ---**
I'M GIVING YOU A LITTLE EXTRA!
**[03:32] ---**
HMM
**[03:33] ---**
Okay, I'm heading out,
**[03:34] ---**
but, Akane, let me know right away
if anything happens.
**[03:37] ---**
Sure!
**[03:41] ---**
Huh?
**[03:42] ---**
Also, timing's everything
when it comes to love.
**[03:47] ---**
Uh, right. That's true.
**[03:50] ---**
As long as you get that, fine. See you!
**[04:12] ---**
THANKS SO MUCH
FOR TODAY
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
**[04:12] ---**
READ
**[04:12] ---**
SORRY, I JUST SAW THIS
I'M FINE
**[04:16] ---**
AT LEAST THAT'S GOOD NEWS...
**[04:19] ---**
*I'll thank him properly when I'm better.*
**[04:22] ---**
*What should I do?*
**[04:23] ---**
AKITO YAMADA
MOMOKO MAEDA
AYU
RURIHIME
MOTHER
RUNA
**[04:35] ---**
*How's your cold?*
**[04:36] ---**
*I can log in this weekend if you want!*
**[04:39] ---**
*Let's play together
when you're well again!*
**[04:41] ---**
SOB
**[04:41] ---**
I MISS YOU
**[04:42] ---**
*Runa!*
**[04:44] ---**
*Come to think of it,
did Runa log in yesterday?*
**[04:48] ---**
*We were going to introduce ourselves
to the new player,*
**[04:51] ---**
*but I still haven't met her yet.*
**[04:55] ---**
*I'm worn out from studying,
so maybe I'll play a little FOS.*
**[05:01] ---**
*Runa and Yamada won't be there,
but how about Rurihime and Mr. Kamota?*
**[05:06] ---**
*It would be great to go hunting with them!*
**[05:09] ---**
SYSTEM: AKANE IS ONLINE
**[05:10] ---**
*I haven't been leveling up much lately,
so I want to get a lot done today!*
**[05:15] ---**
Hey, it's Akanecchi!
**[05:18] ---**
*Huh?*
**[05:22] ---**
*It's the rumored new player!*
**[05:24] ---**
This is our new guild member, TSUBAKI!
**[05:28] ---**
Nice to meet you! I'm Akane!
I'm a Level 55 Paladin!
**[05:32] ---**
I'm TSUBAKI. Nice to meet you.
**[05:35] ---**
I'm a newbie who just started playing FOS.
**[05:37] ---**
I was just asking TSUBAKI to join me
for some map reconnaissance,
**[05:42] ---**
but since you're here, Akanecchi,
maybe we should all go hunting?
**[05:44] ---**
I want to go!
**[05:46] ---**
Huh? Um... I still have no clue
about my attacks, though,
**[05:50] ---**
so I'd only get in your way.
**[05:52] ---**
If you want to learn about Paladin moves,
Akanecchi can show you!
**[05:56] ---**
So you're a Paladin, too, TSUBAKI?
**[05:58] ---**
Are most players in the Mage Class?
**[05:59] ---**
THAT'S RIGHT
**[06:01] ---**
NO
**[06:01] ---**
There are only wizards
with demonic firepower here.
**[06:04] ---**
NO
NO
**[06:05] ---**
NO
NO
NO
**[06:05] ---**
CRAWL...
**[06:05] ---**
Not only that, but everyone
has higher DEF than me.
**[06:09] ---**
There are times when I wonder
why I chose this Job Class.
**[06:14] ---**
I mean, doesn't it say
that it's recommended for newbies?
**[06:17] ---**
Still, I think that at the higher levels,
Paladins can be powerful.
**[06:21] ---**
I'VE DONE MY RESEARCH
**[06:22] ---**
Only Paladins can challenge
the end content's bosses.
**[06:26] ---**
I like it, because it seems
like it can be rewarding.
**[06:29] ---**
Ah!
**[06:30] ---**
WELL, PEOPLE'S THOUGHT PROCESSES
ARE ALL DIFFERENT
**[06:31] ---**
*What a great girl!*
**[06:33] ---**
But I did hear
that the attacks are hard to master.
**[06:35] ---**
Don't worry!
**[06:36] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[06:38] ---**
*I have to show her what I'm made of!*
**[06:40] ---**
*I have to make sure
that I don't drag her down.*
**[06:44] ---**
Mom! Runa can't find her doughnuts!
**[06:48] ---**
Okay, then shall we head out?
**[06:50] ---**
Is everyone's equipment okay?
**[06:52] ---**
Yes.
**[06:53] ---**
And yes.
**[07:02] ---**
The sky's so beautiful!
**[07:05] ---**
I really like the graphics for this sky!
**[07:09] ---**
I think it might be
my favorite part of FOS!
**[07:13] ---**
What do you two think?
**[07:18] ---**
NOT THE TIME
**[07:18] ---**
We're a little busy right now!
**[07:20] ---**
NO TIME FOR THAT
WHATSOEVER
**[07:20] ---**
- Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
- Shield! Shield!
**[07:28] ---**
Anyway, can't you give us a hand
instead of taking in the scenery?
**[07:31] ---**
This enemy refuses to die!
**[07:33] ---**
If I were to attack it,
it would mean instant death!
**[07:36] ---**
It's not that strong of a boss,
so give it all you've got!
**[07:39] ---**
You've got to be kidding me!
**[07:39] ---**
BRUTAL DEMETAL
**[07:40] ---**
He's got so much HP,
there are four whole bars!
**[07:44] ---**
NORMAL ENEMY
**[07:44] ---**
DEMETAL
**[07:45] ---**
EVIL DEMETAL
**[07:47] ---**
BRUTAL DEMETAL
**[07:50] ---**
The damage you're both dealing
is less than the enemy's healing ability!
**[07:53] ---**
So interesting!
**[07:55] ---**
RURIHIME JUST EARNED THE HATRED OF TWO PALADINS!
**[07:55] ---**
ANNOYED
**[07:57] ---**
Hey, here it comes!
**[07:59] ---**
Damn it!
**[08:00] ---**
Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
**[08:01] ---**
*But...*
**[08:02] ---**
BRUTAL DEMETAL
**[08:03] ---**
Strike! Strike! Strike...
**[08:04] ---**
NATURAL HEALING
**[08:06] ---**
*it's true that...*
**[08:08] ---**
*this is getting us nowhere!*
**[08:08] ---**
Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
**[08:10] ---**
*Thanks to the master's recovery magic,
we're not going to die, but...*
**[08:19] ---**
*This is shredding our morale!*
**[08:23] ---**
If you make a few adjustments,
**[08:25] ---**
you two can totally subdue
this boss at your level!
**[08:28] ---**
Huh?
**[08:29] ---**
Oh, right! I get it!
**[08:31] ---**
Maybe we should mash
our skill buttons like crazy?
**[08:33] ---**
Huh?
**[08:33] ---**
IS THAT WHAT
SHE MEANS BY
ADJUSTMENTS!?
**[08:35] ---**
*But that's what
I've been doing.*
**[08:37] ---**
Let's give it a shot!
The "mash it to death" strategy!
**[08:40] ---**
- Three, two...
- Huh?
**[08:42] ---**
TAP TAP TAP
**[08:48] ---**
THE MASTER REALIZES SOMETHING
DUE TO THE CHAT GOING SO SILENT
**[08:52] ---**
BRUTAL DEMETAL
**[08:53] ---**
ANNOYED
**[08:58] ---**
They must be pounding it
like there's no tomorrow.
**[09:00] ---**
Want me to give you a hint?
**[09:03] ---**
Hold up.
I think I'm starting to understand.
**[09:06] ---**
Seriously?
**[09:06] ---**
I DON'T UNDERSTAND AT ALL!!
**[09:07] ---**
Maybe. Please don't say anything yet.
**[09:09] ---**
All right!
**[09:11] ---**
GIVE ME A HINT
**[09:15] ---**
EXPERIENCE OF 500 MILLION YEARS AGO
**[09:36] ---**
TRASH
**[09:36] ---**
THE BOSS LEAVES DUE TO TIME RUNNING OUT
**[09:36] ---**
My fingers are dead.
**[09:38] ---**
Same here.
**[09:40] ---**
But we did manage to chip away a lot
in the second half.
**[09:43] ---**
It was like there was
a certain window to land our attacks.
**[09:47] ---**
Right, right!
Whenever he flapped his wings!
**[09:50] ---**
So then maybe we should try
to inflict damage in a more efficient way?
**[09:54] ---**
Then that's where
we should pepper him with skills!
**[09:57] ---**
Why don't we both check our skill effects?
**[10:00] ---**
Good idea.
And let's check on our equipment, too!
**[10:03] ---**
*Best of friends now!*
**[10:05] ---**
TSUBAKI > My armor's battered,
so I'm going to take a break
**[10:09] ---**
Akane > I'm logging out
See you two later!
**[10:10] ---**
Akane > I'm logging out
See you two later!
Rurihime > Okay! Good work, Akanecchi
**[10:12] ---**
Rurihime > TSUBAKI, I'll fix your armor
for you, so let me have it
**[10:14] ---**
TSUBAKI > Good work, Akane
**[10:15] ---**
TSUBAKI > Good work, Akane
**[10:16] ---**
TSUBAKI > I'll take it off now
**[10:23] ---**
*Akane, my guildmate...*
**[10:26] ---**
*Meaning she's probably that Akane.*
**[10:30] ---**
SYSTEM: AKANE HAS SENT YOU
A FRIEND REQUEST
**[10:34] ---**
*She was easy to talk to.*
**[10:36] ---**
Are you awake?
**[10:38] ---**
Yes
**[10:39] ---**
AKANE
**[10:47] ---**
Yes? Yes.
**[10:50] ---**
Yes.
**[10:52] ---**
What?
**[10:54] ---**
Brutal Demetal?
What are you talking about?
**[10:57] ---**
The one in the first meadow
outside FOS's Town of Beginnings.
**[11:01] ---**
The big enemy with four bars of HP.
**[11:04] ---**
Is it a random-spawning boss?
**[11:06] ---**
*That's it! That's what Rurihime said, too!*
**[11:09] ---**
TOWN OF BEGINNINGS...
**[11:10] ---**
*Have you ever defeated that one, Yamada?*
**[11:14] ---**
I haven't battled that many bosses
in that tier.
**[11:17] ---**
*I see. I was hoping that you'd have
some strategies or something.*
**[11:21] ---**
I don't know.
If it has some kind of gimmick,
**[11:24] ---**
maybe you should time your moves to it?
**[11:26] ---**
BRUTAL DEMETAL
**[11:27] ---**
IT'S TOO HARD!!
**[11:27] ---**
Gimmick...
**[11:28] ---**
GOOD LUCK
**[11:29] ---**
*Like if there's a period
when attacks are invalid.*
**[11:32] ---**
There are all kinds of patterns.
**[11:34] ---**
Yes! He had one of those!
**[11:36] ---**
What should I do when that happens?
**[11:41] ---**
Oh, a buff!
**[11:42] ---**
BUFF = STATUS BOOST
**[11:42] ---**
SOUNDS BETTER
THAN MASHING
IT TO DEATH
**[11:45] ---**
Do you think
you're going to like our guild?
**[11:47] ---**
REPAIRING ARMOR WITH SEWING SKILLS
**[11:48] ---**
Isn't Akanecchi easy to talk to?
**[11:52] ---**
Uh... yes.
**[11:54] ---**
Everyone's so nice.
You've really put me at ease.
**[11:57] ---**
I actually feel bad about it.
**[12:01] ---**
But why?
**[12:04] ---**
Originally,
I had no interest in this game.
**[12:08] ---**
I got myself into this guild
for a more selfish reason.
**[12:15] ---**
But now I'm starting to wonder what it was
that I wanted to do in the first place.
**[12:20] ---**
SO DARK
**[12:21] ---**
A-Are you okay? I'd be happy
to hear all about it if you want.
**[12:29] ---**
There's nothing
**[12:31] ---**
that I can tell you.
**[12:35] ---**
*All I ever did was look at him.*
**[12:40] ---**
*And the whole time, I was just scared.*
**[12:46] ---**
*It's nothing.*
**[12:48] ---**
*It's just that I lack courage
and can't make a move.*
**[12:52] ---**
THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN TELL ME?
**[12:53] ---**
NO COURAGE?
**[12:54] ---**
CAN'T MOVE?
**[12:56] ---**
Um... I'm not sure what it's all about,
**[13:00] ---**
but why don't you start...
by making a move?
**[13:03] ---**
ALL DONE
**[13:03] ---**
If there's something you want to do,
then why don't you just do it?
**[13:08] ---**
You can't just wait
for courage and motivation to well up!
**[13:11] ---**
You need to make a move first!
**[13:13] ---**
If there's something you want to change...
**[13:21] ---**
So... oh, hey, look at the time!
**[13:25] ---**
Sorry I went on and on. You must be wiped.
**[13:28] ---**
*Yes. My hand got so numb,
I switched to Bluetooth.*
**[13:32] ---**
*Talk about honest.*
**[13:33] ---**
What was your question again?
**[13:36] ---**
*Oh...*
**[13:38] ---**
Right, it wasn't so much a question...
**[13:42] ---**
*as me wanting to hear your voice.*
**[13:45] ---**
That's all!
**[13:46] ---**
*Bye now!*
**[13:52] ---**
AKANE
**[13:56] ---**
*My hands...*
**[14:00] ---**
*are trembling.*
**[14:09] ---**
Hey, Momo? Thanks for today.
**[14:12] ---**
Can you talk now?
**[14:14] ---**
Yeah, see...
**[14:17] ---**
there's something
I want to talk to you about!
**[14:24] ---**
MOMO
I'll contact you again
**[14:24] ---**
Got it
I'll be waiting.
**[14:24] ---**
Let's meet tomorrow
There's a cafe I want to go to,
so can we meet there?
I'll send you a map
Let's meet at 11:00!
**[14:24] ---**
Received location
Tap to open the map
**[14:25] ---**
Okay!
**[14:27] ---**
There's a cafe I want to go to,
so can we meet there?
I'll send you a map
Let's meet at 11:00!
**[14:37] ---**
This is it, huh?
**[14:40] ---**
CUTE
**[14:40] ---**
I never knew there was a place like this.
**[14:50] ---**
So anyway, about that thing I wanted
to ask you over the phone the other day...
**[14:55] ---**
Why do you think... uh...
**[14:58] ---**
Why did I get dumped?
**[15:04] ---**
May I take your order?
**[15:06] ---**
I'll have the fluffy soufflé pancakes
and an iced tea.
**[15:10] ---**
And she'll just have water!
**[15:12] ---**
So mean!
**[15:16] ---**
I'll have the same thing!
**[15:18] ---**
Two orders of pancakes
and iced teas, right?
**[15:23] ---**
Akane? I'm disappointed in you.
**[15:26] ---**
Why?
**[15:27] ---**
FINALLY!
**[15:27] ---**
*There's something
I want to talk to you about!*
**[15:29] ---**
Really?
**[15:30] ---**
Hold up, hold up! I want to see you
and talk to you in person!
**[15:32] ---**
A sit-down, meaningful chat!
**[15:35] ---**
While I waited a whole week for you
to make a full recovery from your cold,
**[15:39] ---**
Momo hasn't been able to focus.
**[15:41] ---**
All I could manage
was three group dates.
**[15:44] ---**
Yet now that I'm
hearing from you,
**[15:46] ---**
you've shattered my fantasies and
started with a totally lame line.
**[15:50] ---**
I'm so disappointed.
**[15:51] ---**
LAME
**[15:52] ---**
Three group dates in a week
sounds like full throttle, doesn't it?
**[15:55] ---**
GRR!
**[15:55] ---**
Here I was
expecting to hear some fun girl talk!
**[15:58] ---**
NOW, NOW...
**[15:58] ---**
Hey, hear me out, will you?
**[16:02] ---**
Lately, something's been on my mind.
**[16:06] ---**
And I can't really...
**[16:08] ---**
You know, in a romantic sense.
**[16:10] ---**
In order to move on...
**[16:13] ---**
If I have any major flaws,
I'd like to fix them, you know?
**[16:18] ---**
Like, maybe I don't realize it myself,
but I have a really bad habit!
**[16:21] ---**
SINCE I CAN'T TELL MYSELF
IF I HAVE ONE!
**[16:22] ---**
Why so many questions?
**[16:23] ---**
It's like, no matter who I
fall in love with, I've got to fix it.
**[16:27] ---**
When I think that it might be
a fatal flaw, it scares me.
**[16:30] ---**
Well, you don't have one.
**[16:31] ---**
REGRET...
**[16:32] ---**
If I knew I was going to agonize
about it after the fact,
**[16:36] ---**
even if it would have been embarrassing,
I should have asked Takuma.
**[16:40] ---**
NOT THAT...
**[16:40] ---**
No, that's not...
**[16:43] ---**
Welcome!
**[16:46] ---**
Hey...
**[16:47] ---**
E-Excuse me, sir.
**[16:48] ---**
I thought I saw a knockout,
and it was you, Momo!
**[16:51] ---**
Ugh!
**[16:52] ---**
Hey, what a coincidence!
**[16:54] ---**
Uh, let me show you to your—
**[16:55] ---**
Wh-Who are they?
**[16:56] ---**
I was at a group date with them
the day before yesterday.
**[16:56] ---**
Oh, I'll just sit with them.
**[16:58] ---**
I'd like to show you
to your seats over here.
**[16:58] ---**
They're super pesky and
super touchy-feely, so I left right away.
**[17:03] ---**
How can you go on group dates
with guys like them?
**[17:05] ---**
Well, a friend of a friend introduced us.
**[17:08] ---**
Can we share this table with you?
**[17:10] ---**
No way! No way! No way! No way!
**[17:12] ---**
Hey, hello there, Momo's friend!
**[17:15] ---**
I'm really sorry.
Momo will deal with them,
**[17:17] ---**
so Akane can just ignore them.
**[17:20] ---**
Aren't you being a little pushy?
**[17:22] ---**
Momo doesn't know what to do!
**[17:24] ---**
I know, we're making so much trouble
for you. Both of us!
**[17:28] ---**
Momo! You skipped out on paying
for your drinks the other day, didn't you?
**[17:31] ---**
Huh? I gave it to the organizer.
**[17:34] ---**
Really? That's news to me!
**[17:37] ---**
Did you check with her yourself?
**[17:39] ---**
Oh, who cares about a few drinks?
Let's all get along now, huh?
**[17:43] ---**
*Hmm, they're not going anywhere soon,
are they?*
**[17:47] ---**
Momo, you smell awesome, don't you?
**[17:49] ---**
No way! No way! Personal space!
**[17:51] ---**
H-Hey!
**[17:52] ---**
Thank you for waiting.
**[17:55] ---**
You ordered the fluffy soufflé pancakes
and iced tea, right?
**[18:00] ---**
Huh?
**[18:01] ---**
Wait, were there four of you
in your party?
**[18:05] ---**
E-Eita!
**[18:06] ---**
Sasaki! Actually, this table is—
**[18:11] ---**
Oh, my.
**[18:12] ---**
Yeah, we know these girls!
**[18:15] ---**
So don't give it another thought!
**[18:18] ---**
OHH, EITA,
PLEASE SAVE US
**[18:18] ---**
GUILD MEMBER'S GAZE
**[18:20] ---**
- Oh!
- Oh!
**[18:22] ---**
Sirs, I apologize, but you're
inconveniencing these other customers,
**[18:22] ---**
EEK
**[18:27] ---**
so allow me to show you
to a different table!
**[18:30] ---**
We're fine right here!
**[18:36] ---**
Sirs, I apologize, but you're
inconveniencing these other customers,
**[18:41] ---**
so please move to another table.
**[18:44] ---**
No, but we're—
**[18:45] ---**
Thank you for your cooperation.
**[18:48] ---**
- Uh...
- Uh...
**[18:53] ---**
Thank you, Eita!
**[18:55] ---**
What a coincidence, huh?
**[18:56] ---**
What a surprise! I had no idea!
**[18:59] ---**
Well, I sure noticed!
**[19:00] ---**
What? Then say so!
**[19:02] ---**
Well, keeping quiet was more amusing!
**[19:03] ---**
*You know each other?*
**[19:05] ---**
E-Excuse me.
I'm sorry to have caused trouble here.
**[19:11] ---**
No worries.
**[19:15] ---**
Man, what a shock.
**[19:18] ---**
Thank goodness Eita was there!
**[19:20] ---**
How good-looking was that guy?
**[19:24] ---**
Eita's another of my guildmates!
**[19:26] ---**
*Aww!*
**[19:27] ---**
Huh? Him, too?
**[19:29] ---**
That's right. He's our master.
**[19:40] ---**
This game that you're playing
is dreamier than my group dates.
**[19:44] ---**
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT...
**[19:44] ---**
You know what,
I'm starting to feel hopeless.
**[19:56] ---**
Momo, about what I
was talking about earlier...
**[20:00] ---**
Huh?
**[20:05] ---**
Good work!
**[20:07] ---**
KEEP THINGS TIDY AND IN ORDER
**[20:07] ---**
Good work!
**[20:08] ---**
Sasaki, do you have a second?
**[20:10] ---**
What? No.
**[20:12] ---**
Because I'm off the clock now.
**[20:15] ---**
It's not about work.
**[20:17] ---**
I'm going to go to karaoke
with the daytime staff. Come with me!
**[20:21] ---**
Since you helped me out earlier,
it's my treat.
**[20:25] ---**
My kid sister's waiting for me
to come home, so I can't.
**[20:27] ---**
HMPH
**[20:28] ---**
Sister complex.
**[20:29] ---**
How rude.
**[20:30] ---**
I merely love her a bit excessively.
In other words, sister complex.
**[20:33] ---**
You just admitted it.
**[20:35] ---**
SASAKI
**[20:36] ---**
Good work!
**[20:42] ---**
Hey, Eita!
**[20:45] ---**
Huh? You're both still here?
**[20:48] ---**
What are you doing in a place like this?
**[20:51] ---**
We were waiting for you, Eita.
**[20:53] ---**
Oh, my, like groupies?
**[20:53] ---**
NOOOO
**[20:55] ---**
*Huh?
Mysterious character...*
**[21:02] ---**
Huh?
**[21:05] ---**
There's something
I want to talk to you about.
**[21:08] ---**
Do you mind?
**[22:45] ---**
Okay, want to get going?
**[22:47] ---**
Is everyone's equipment okay?
**[22:49] ---**
- Yes.
- Yes.
**[22:51] ---**
*I have to show her what I'm made of!*
**[22:53] ---**
Huh?
**[22:55] ---**
*Equipment...*
**[22:59] ---**
SEARCHING FOR EQUIPMENT
**[23:05] ---**
Actually, is your gear
different than mine, TSUBAKI?
**[23:16] ---**
Wow, it's so cool! Rare equipment?
**[23:18] ---**
ANYONE CAN
GET THEM BY ADVANCING
IN THE MAIN QUEST
**[23:19] ---**
N-No.
**[23:22] ---**
Hey, how did you acquire those?
**[23:24] ---**
It's not like I acquired them.
**[23:26] ---**
The first quest—
**[23:27] ---**
Right, right! Go on.
**[23:29] ---**
*Actually, since you leveled up
your initial gear to the max,*
**[23:32] ---**
*yours is the super-rare one, Akanecchi!*
**[23:35] ---**
LUCKY YOU
**[23:37] ---**
MAXED-OUT
BEGINNER'S ARMOR
**[23:38] ---**
MAXED-OUT
GRAPHICS CARD
# E12 - I Like You
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2ENGZ/i-like-you)
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**[00:07] ---**
Hey!
**[00:09] ---**
Lady Paladin with the battered armor!
**[00:14] ---**
STREET STALL
**[00:14] ---**
EQUIPMENT REPAIR
HIGH SEWING SKILLS
DISCOUNT AVAILABLE
**[00:15] ---**
Would you like to get that fixed?
**[00:17] ---**
I'll give you a discount
if you're a beginner!
**[00:21] ---**
I'm Rurihime.
**[00:23] ---**
Nice to meet you, Lady Paladin!
**[00:27] ---**
There's something
I want to talk to you about.
**[00:30] ---**
Do you mind?
**[02:02] ---**
Episode 12:
I Like You
**[02:03] ---**
Where am I?
**[02:04] ---**
What a surprise!
**[02:06] ---**
I thought you were going
to confess your love for me.
**[02:09] ---**
Oh, sorry.
Was I giving off that kind of vibe?
**[02:11] ---**
That's the only vibe you were giving off.
**[02:13] ---**
Sorry.
**[02:15] ---**
So, what did you want to tell me?
**[02:17] ---**
Uh, right.
**[02:20] ---**
See...
**[02:22] ---**
10 MINUTES LATER
**[02:23] ---**
Akane says she's in love with someone!
**[02:26] ---**
SAVING TIME
**[02:26] ---**
Didn't see that coming!
Congrats!
**[02:29] ---**
Want me to guess who it is?
**[02:33] ---**
Don't say it.
**[02:35] ---**
This is so touching.
**[02:37] ---**
STREET STALL
**[02:38] ---**
When I first met you, Akanecchi,
**[02:40] ---**
you were tottering about alone in-game,
looking bored.
**[02:44] ---**
Now that I think about it, you were
probably a mess after just getting dumped.
**[02:49] ---**
But now you've gotten back on your feet.
**[02:51] ---**
Good for you.
**[02:52] ---**
But she's still trying
to figure out why she got dumped,
**[02:55] ---**
and she's agonizing over it!
**[02:56] ---**
Huh? What's up with that?
That's so negative!
**[03:00] ---**
Um, it may sound that way, but I just
want to know if I've done anything wrong.
**[03:08] ---**
In my own mind, I'm thinking positive.
**[03:13] ---**
That's why, see...
**[03:16] ---**
I mean, it's just that...
**[03:18] ---**
when I see your face, Eita, it really
makes me want to talk to Rurihime, too.
**[03:25] ---**
Because it was Momo and Rurihime
who comforted me when things were tough.
**[03:29] ---**
TONKOTSU
**[03:30] ---**
I wanted to tell both of you
that I've fallen in love with someone.
**[03:39] ---**
The guy you've
fallen in love with, Akanecchi,
**[03:41] ---**
I've known him for years,
and he's a good guy.
**[03:45] ---**
People tend to only talk about his looks,
but I've never met anyone as kind.
**[03:50] ---**
Well, I'm sure you know that.
**[03:52] ---**
But you know what, it's really true.
**[03:56] ---**
He may be insensitive, but he's got
a big heart, so you can just be yourself.
**[04:01] ---**
Being too straightforward
would be just right for him.
**[04:04] ---**
Now go for it! You've got
Momo and me if you get dumped!
**[04:07] ---**
He's right, Akane. A woman has to be bold!
**[04:09] ---**
Once you've made up your mind, just do it!
**[04:11] ---**
You know what? Just confess right now!
**[04:13] ---**
You said it! You said it!
**[04:15] ---**
F-Fine! I'll take my chances
and go for broke!
**[04:19] ---**
Ah. Try not to get
too broken up, all right?
**[04:21] ---**
I'll do my best not to get too broken!
**[04:27] ---**
Yeah!
**[04:35] ---**
Thanks! I love you both!
**[04:43] ---**
I just hope she doesn't get broken.
**[04:44] ---**
THE AFTERMATH WILL BE
SUCH A HASSLE...
**[04:45] ---**
Well, no one knows what will happen.
**[04:48] ---**
Oh, hello. Let me introduce myself again.
I'm Momoko Maeda.
**[04:51] ---**
I'm Eita Sasaki.
**[04:53] ---**
I'm a 20-year-old college student.
**[04:54] ---**
I'm seriously looking for a husband.
**[04:56] ---**
I SEE
**[04:57] ---**
Do you have a girlfriend?
**[05:02] ---**
*When was it that I fell in love with him?*
**[05:07] ---**
*Try as I might, I can't really remember.*
**[05:09] ---**
FORWARD
FORWARD
**[05:11] ---**
*But since he doesn't smile a lot,
it made me happy whenever he did smile.*
**[05:16] ---**
CROWDED...
**[05:17] ---**
*Trying to pretend that I didn't notice...*
**[05:20] ---**
*telling myself
that we were just friends...*
**[05:23] ---**
*All my efforts to brush it off...
they really didn't mean much.*
**[05:28] ---**
Oh, I'm so sorry!
**[05:34] ---**
*I'm panicking too much.*
**[05:36] ---**
*Are you all right?*
**[05:47] ---**
*I'll be all right now.*
**[06:04] ---**
Yes?
**[06:08] ---**
What?
**[06:15] ---**
H-Hey!
**[06:18] ---**
Hey.
**[06:21] ---**
Uh, what are you doing here?
**[06:30] ---**
Well, you see, there's something
I just have to talk to you about. Um...
**[06:32] ---**
Oh, my! Grandpa Kato,
is it already time for your walk?
**[06:36] ---**
- Huh?
- Is it already time for your walk?
**[06:39] ---**
- Oh. Oh, hello! The weather today is—
- Yes, it is very warm today, isn't it?
**[06:41] ---**
Um...
**[06:44] ---**
Um, today is...
**[06:48] ---**
If only it could be
warm like today every day!
**[06:51] ---**
Um...
**[06:51] ---**
Yeah. Right.
**[06:54] ---**
It really is... warm.
**[06:57] ---**
Akane...
**[06:58] ---**
Yes!
**[06:59] ---**
By the way, the other day,
**[06:59] ---**
Sorry, but I have to leave
for cram school soon.
**[07:01] ---**
I saw your granddaughter, Emi,
in front of the station!
**[07:03] ---**
You do? Sorry,
I thought you'd be off on Saturdays.
**[07:06] ---**
Know who I'm talking about?
**[07:07] ---**
I can listen to what you have to say,
but can it be on the way to the station?
**[07:08] ---**
Emi! Emi, she's your granddaughter, right?
**[07:11] ---**
Really?
**[07:11] ---**
IT'S COLD
**[07:12] ---**
COME ON INSIDE
**[07:12] ---**
Uh...
**[07:13] ---**
Emi!
**[07:14] ---**
I mean, couldn't we
have done this over the phone?
**[07:15] ---**
Emi's all grown up now, isn't she?
**[07:17] ---**
Yes. Know who I'm talking about?
**[07:18] ---**
*Dummy!*
**[07:19] ---**
*Yamada has his own schedule.*
**[07:21] ---**
That's right! She really is...
**[07:22] ---**
*You didn't even think of that.*
**[07:24] ---**
Sorry! I think I'll come back another—
**[07:32] ---**
Hey, I hear that Emi's in a band!
**[07:35] ---**
But it's going to rain tonight, so...
**[07:42] ---**
I'm going to get changed,
so if you could wait a little...
**[07:47] ---**
Uh, uh, sure!
**[07:50] ---**
Sorry to bother you when you're busy.
**[07:53] ---**
That startled me.
**[07:55] ---**
By the way,
seems like you're over your cold.
**[07:58] ---**
I am! Thanks to you!
**[08:00] ---**
Oh, wait, I need to thank—
**[08:03] ---**
*Whoa...*
**[08:05] ---**
*Turn around, will you?*
**[08:06] ---**
- Thanks for waiting.
- Oh!
**[08:09] ---**
So what's this about?
**[08:11] ---**
Sorry. I'm thinking
of how to bring it up right now.
**[08:15] ---**
SINCE I NEVER ENVISIONED
DOING THIS IN THE STREET
**[08:16] ---**
*There's no time.*
**[08:18] ---**
*I've got to say it now.*
**[08:20] ---**
*That's why I came here, after all.*
**[08:23] ---**
*But there's no reason
why I should tell him now*
**[08:28] ---**
*in the street, when things are so hectic.*
**[08:32] ---**
*Another day...*
**[08:34] ---**
*when we have more time...*
**[08:36] ---**
Akane!
**[08:39] ---**
The light was red.
**[08:43] ---**
S-Sorry.
**[08:44] ---**
Are you all right?
**[08:46] ---**
You're really spaced out today.
**[08:49] ---**
*It's no good. I have no focus.*
**[08:52] ---**
Sorry.
**[08:54] ---**
*Even if I just buy myself time
being with him,*
**[08:57] ---**
*I'm only causing trouble for Yamada.*
**[08:59] ---**
*I'll do it another time.*
**[09:01] ---**
You know what? I think I'll pass today—
**[09:05] ---**
Green...
**[09:17] ---**
*Maybe I'll just let myself
give in to his kindness forever*
**[09:21] ---**
*and not say anything I shouldn't.*
**[09:24] ---**
*But hiding my feelings like that...*
**[09:27] ---**
*would kind of be cheating.*
**[09:31] ---**
All right,
I'm going to get on the train now.
**[09:34] ---**
Okay.
**[09:35] ---**
Sorry we ended up not getting to talk.
**[09:39] ---**
I was running late, so I was in a rush.
**[09:41] ---**
No, there was something wrong with me.
**[09:44] ---**
There sure was.
**[09:45] ---**
TOTALLY IGNORING
THE TRAFFIC IS CRAZY
**[09:46] ---**
Well, another time, then.
**[09:49] ---**
Okay.
**[09:52] ---**
Is it something important?
**[09:55] ---**
After class,
well, it's going to be really late...
**[10:00] ---**
but if it's okay with you,
I'll call you.
**[10:03] ---**
If it's something
you want to tell me today.
**[10:06] ---**
Are you sure? Aren't you tired?
**[10:08] ---**
Just listening won't be a problem.
**[10:11] ---**
*Though I'm not sure
if I'll be a good person to talk to.*
**[10:13] ---**
RESPONSE MACHINE
**[10:16] ---**
Yay!
**[10:23] ---**
Okay, I'll be going now.
**[10:25] ---**
Have a good one!
Good luck with your class!
**[10:28] ---**
BYE NOW!
**[10:42] ---**
The weather turned nasty all of a sudden,
didn't it?
**[10:44] ---**
I mean, it was sunny just a minute ago.
**[10:51] ---**
KAWAI CRAM SCHOOL
**[10:53] ---**
All right, that's it for tonight.
**[10:55] ---**
Make sure you do the writing exercises
on your own.
**[10:59] ---**
It's raining, huh?
**[11:02] ---**
Yamada, what are you going to do?
**[11:03] ---**
In this downpour...
**[11:05] ---**
I've got an umbrella, the fold-up kind.
**[11:07] ---**
You're a god!
**[11:07] ---**
SINCE I CHECKED THE WEATHER REPORT
**[11:08] ---**
LET ME IN 'TIL WE
REACH THE STATION
**[11:08] ---**
Share your umbrella with me!
**[11:10] ---**
- Sure.
- Yeah!
**[11:10] ---**
NOT LIKE I HAVE A CHOICE
**[11:12] ---**
Will you be okay, Prez?
**[11:14] ---**
I don't have an umbrella, either,
but I guess I'll run home.
**[11:16] ---**
USING THE ROOF-TO-ROOF METHOD
**[11:17] ---**
Isn't that a little too brave of you?
**[11:20] ---**
Oh, what the heck.
**[11:21] ---**
I'll give up my spot
under Yamada's umbrella for you, Prez.
**[11:24] ---**
- Huh?
- You're cool with that, right, Yamada?
**[11:26] ---**
Either one of you will be fine.
**[11:27] ---**
Huh? But I'd feel bad.
Why don't you two leave together?
**[11:30] ---**
No, no, how could I put my own needs
over that of a lady's?
**[11:33] ---**
And by the way, this is your chance
to go home together, so you should pounce.
**[11:38] ---**
You don't need
to look out for me like that.
**[11:41] ---**
Yamada will think I'm weird.
**[11:44] ---**
But you'll never get anywhere
unless you come off as a little weird.
**[11:48] ---**
Especially you.
**[11:53] ---**
*They can't settle it, because they're
trying to give it up to each other?*
**[11:58] ---**
*Maybe I'll just give them my umbrella
and run.*
**[12:01] ---**
I WANT TO GO HOME...
**[12:03] ---**
Yamada?
**[12:06] ---**
Um...
**[12:08] ---**
On second thought,
can you share your umbrella with me
**[12:11] ---**
until we get to the station?
**[12:14] ---**
So I gave that new game a try.
**[12:17] ---**
It's really buggy
since it's still in beta,
**[12:20] ---**
but it looks like
it's going to be really good.
**[12:28] ---**
Hurry up!
**[12:29] ---**
Wait up!
**[12:31] ---**
You're so slow, Saki!
**[12:32] ---**
My shoes are slippery!
**[12:37] ---**
Do you know her?
**[12:39] ---**
What?
**[12:40] ---**
Because you couldn't take your eyes
off that woman who ran by just now.
**[12:46] ---**
I don't know her.
**[13:04] ---**
Uh...
**[13:05] ---**
Ms. Tsubaki,
please take this for yourself, after all.
**[13:13] ---**
What? Why?
**[13:15] ---**
It would defeat the purpose
if you got wet. So please.
**[13:17] ---**
But no, what about you?
**[13:19] ---**
I'll make a run for it.
**[13:20] ---**
- But—
- The station's right there.
**[13:22] ---**
Um...
**[13:23] ---**
Wait.
**[13:46] ---**
Wait!
**[13:47] ---**
Wait!
**[13:49] ---**
Wait, Yamada!
**[13:52] ---**
Wait!
**[13:55] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[14:00] ---**
*My glasses...*
**[14:04] ---**
*I can't see.*
**[14:20] ---**
They're cracked.
**[14:24] ---**
Are you all right?
**[14:31] ---**
I like you.
**[14:32] ---**
What?
**[14:41] ---**
I like you.
**[15:14] ---**
Sorry to put you on the spot.
**[15:17] ---**
But please, just for today...
**[15:23] ---**
I want you to try thinking of me.
**[15:31] ---**
It can be just for today.
**[15:45] ---**
AKITO YAMADA
I can't talk today after all
Let's do it another day when you have time
Sorry
**[15:47] ---**
I can't talk today after all
Let's do it another day
when you have time
Sorry
**[16:02] ---**
Hey, wasn't it raining
really hard yesterday?
**[16:05] ---**
Runa was asleep, but it woke me up.
It was so loud!
**[16:08] ---**
And to make matters worse,
I couldn't sleep a wink after that.
**[16:09] ---**
I PLAYED A LITTLE BIT
**[16:10] ---**
You're not concentrating at all,
are you, Runa?
**[16:13] ---**
That's right! I'm not anymore.
**[16:18] ---**
Good work, studying so hard!
**[16:20] ---**
I bought you some doughnuts,
so please have some, both of you!
**[16:23] ---**
Yay!
**[16:23] ---**
Yamada,
I really appreciate your doing this
**[16:25] ---**
when you're studying for exams yourself.
**[16:27] ---**
Runa just wouldn't hear
of any other tutor but you!
**[16:32] ---**
She must really adore you!
**[16:34] ---**
But I have to say, seeing you two
together, you make such a nice couple!
**[16:38] ---**
Right, Brother?
**[16:38] ---**
I WANT YOU AS MY
GORGEOUS SON-IN-LAW
**[16:38] ---**
I WANT YOU AS MY
BRILLIANT SON-IN-LAW
**[16:38] ---**
I WANT YOU
AS MY SON-IN-LAW
**[16:40] ---**
Listen to you, Mom,
not hiding your ambitions at all!
**[16:43] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[16:44] ---**
I have no clue.
**[16:45] ---**
All I'm saying is that those two
make a sweet couple!
**[16:48] ---**
Don't they, though? Don't they, though?
**[16:49] ---**
AMBITIONS?
**[16:49] ---**
Do you know what they're talking about?
**[16:51] ---**
I don't know.
**[16:51] ---**
TWO PEOPLE WHO DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND
**[16:52] ---**
Must be some kind
of joke, I guess?
**[16:56] ---**
By the way, Akito...
**[16:57] ---**
didn't someone confess to you?
**[17:00] ---**
WHAAAT
**[17:01] ---**
HEY, HEY
THE ANSWERS DON'T MATCH
**[17:02] ---**
How did you know?
**[17:03] ---**
SCARY, HUH
**[17:04] ---**
I know everything, okay?
**[17:06] ---**
*So Akanecchi really confessed, huh?*
**[17:08] ---**
*That girl's amazing.*
**[17:10] ---**
So what did you do?
**[17:10] ---**
SHOW ME
**[17:12] ---**
What did you say?
**[17:13] ---**
It's not your concern.
**[17:14] ---**
Oh, yes, it is.
**[17:15] ---**
*It is, huh?*
**[17:18] ---**
I'm thinking.
**[17:21] ---**
Oh, so it's like that, huh?
**[17:23] ---**
I was sure that you'd
actually go for it, too.
**[17:26] ---**
Huh?
**[17:27] ---**
Since you're so close.
**[17:28] ---**
Well...
**[17:29] ---**
You really are vague.
**[17:30] ---**
IT WON'T DO YOU ANY GOOD
TO THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT IT
**[17:32] ---**
You should give her your answer
sooner than later, and be clear.
**[17:35] ---**
Being suggestive with someone,
then toying with them
**[17:37] ---**
is the worst thing you could do!
**[17:41] ---**
That's not what I'm doing.
**[17:44] ---**
Stupid Eita made Yamada mad again!
**[17:44] ---**
GIGGLE
**[17:46] ---**
Huh?
**[17:46] ---**
TEE-HEE
**[17:47] ---**
I'm so sorry, Akkun! Don't be mad!
I'll give you these doughnuts!
**[17:50] ---**
Excuse me, but those are Runa's doughnuts!
**[17:52] ---**
*The number you've reached*
**[17:53] ---**
*is either out of signal range
or has been turned off.*
**[18:00] ---**
Oh, my!
**[18:01] ---**
Akane! Akane!
**[18:03] ---**
See who's outside!
**[18:06] ---**
Hey! Yamada!
**[18:10] ---**
What are you doing?
**[18:11] ---**
It's unusual for you to stop by our store.
**[18:14] ---**
Aren't you supposed to be working?
**[18:16] ---**
I asked to do some outside work.
**[18:18] ---**
Now, then, have you come to see me?
**[18:20] ---**
Just kidding!
**[18:21] ---**
- Yes.
- Huh?
**[18:23] ---**
I just called you,
but I couldn't reach you.
**[18:26] ---**
You did, huh? Sorry about that!
**[18:28] ---**
My battery was already down to 3%
when I left the house...
**[18:29] ---**
I THINK THE BATTERY
RAN OUT...
**[18:32] ---**
That's okay.
**[18:33] ---**
I just thought
if I could see you in person,
**[18:35] ---**
I could apologize for yesterday.
**[18:38] ---**
No—
**[18:42] ---**
I don't mind at all!
**[18:44] ---**
It wasn't really important anyway.
**[18:46] ---**
And come to think of it,
I've already talked to Momo about it,
**[18:49] ---**
so I've pretty much
gotten it off my chest, I guess.
**[18:52] ---**
Never mind that.
**[18:54] ---**
You seem a little down today.
**[18:56] ---**
What's the matter?
**[18:58] ---**
Do I? I'm feeling pretty normal.
**[19:01] ---**
What? You're so not like yourself!
**[19:03] ---**
There's no energy in your voice!
**[19:04] ---**
Well, that's always the case.
**[19:06] ---**
You're also not very talkative.
**[19:08] ---**
Well, that's always the case, too, but...
**[19:10] ---**
This is how you always are!
**[19:11] ---**
But this is how you are today!
**[19:12] ---**
I DON'T SEE THE DIFFERENCE
**[19:14] ---**
ANYWAY,
YOU'RE SOMETHING ELSE
**[19:18] ---**
Lately, I've been a little busy,
so maybe I'm tired?
**[19:23] ---**
I'm not really sure.
**[19:24] ---**
Tired out from studying
for your entrance exams?
**[19:27] ---**
*I'm sure it's tough.*
**[19:28] ---**
IN TERMS OF SCORES
**[19:29] ---**
*His problems are
on a whole different planet than mine.*
**[19:31] ---**
I see.
**[19:36] ---**
Hey! I recently got some new FOS gear.
**[19:40] ---**
I've been dying to brag about it to you,
but you never seem to log in.
**[19:45] ---**
See, I got myself a better sword.
**[19:48] ---**
What kind of sword?
**[19:49] ---**
What kind?
**[19:51] ---**
What do you mean?
**[19:52] ---**
You know, like the weapon rank or type.
**[19:55] ---**
LIKE REALITY...
**[19:56] ---**
Uh, let's see.
**[19:59] ---**
Hold out your hand.
**[20:00] ---**
Is that oil-based?
**[20:01] ---**
Hold out your hand.
**[20:04] ---**
Those bosses
sure drop some great items, huh?
**[20:07] ---**
THERE'S DECORATIONS ON IT,
BUT IT'S SOMETHING LIKE THIS,
AND IT'S REALLY CUTE
**[20:07] ---**
I finally get
why you're always raiding bosses.
**[20:11] ---**
Well, but the odds are slim.
**[20:13] ---**
I know! So when a decent item does drop,
it makes you feel outrageously happy.
**[20:17] ---**
It gives you the shivers, right?
**[20:20] ---**
I don't know what's going on,
but cheer up, all right?
**[20:24] ---**
Go back to being the mysterious Yamada
you were before.
**[20:28] ---**
I'LL DRAW YOU MY CHARACTER, TOO
**[20:29] ---**
WHAT KIND OF CLOTHES
WAS SHE WEARING AGAIN?
**[20:33] ---**
So that's how I look to people.
**[20:38] ---**
I don't say much, because I'm afraid
that I'll say the wrong thing, that's all.
**[20:44] ---**
I can't read into other people's feelings.
**[20:48] ---**
And a lot of times,
I don't get their jokes.
**[20:52] ---**
I'm just a nobody.
**[20:55] ---**
I know I am.
**[20:59] ---**
Hmm.
**[21:02] ---**
For me, you know how you
sometimes set me straight
**[21:05] ---**
in that astute way of yours?
**[21:07] ---**
I really, um, like that.
**[21:11] ---**
And when you're with us,
you don't say a word,
**[21:13] ---**
but I know you're watching
everyone else and looking out for them.
**[21:16] ---**
And I know that you always try
to help people out if they're in trouble.
**[21:20] ---**
Because you've done that for me
so many times.
**[21:24] ---**
You're not a nobody.
**[21:25] ---**
I told you, you're a fun guy!
**[21:27] ---**
You can trust me! I mean it.
**[21:32] ---**
Okay?
**[23:04] ---**
*I wake up in the morning and sigh.*
**[23:08] ---**
*Somewhere along the way,
that became a habit of mine.*
**[23:15] ---**
*I was sure that love...*
**[23:17] ---**
Yukari, you're going out at this hour?
**[23:20] ---**
Just for a bit.
I'm supposed to meet a friend.
**[23:24] ---**
Just come home as soon as you can.
**[23:26] ---**
Okay.
**[23:28] ---**
*...was supposed to be more fun than this.*
# E13 - In the Morning When I Wake Up
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDVX94/in-the-morning-when-i-wake-up)
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**[00:02] ---**
*I wake up in the morning and sigh.*
**[00:06] ---**
*Somewhere along the way,
that became a habit of mine.*
**[00:14] ---**
*I was sure that love...*
**[00:19] ---**
*was supposed to be more fun than this.*
**[01:59] ---**
Wow.
**[02:01] ---**
You're exactly on time.
**[02:03] ---**
I didn't realize
that I got here early. Sorry.
**[02:07] ---**
It's all right.
**[02:12] ---**
*I'm sure that...*
**[02:14] ---**
*the next thing that happens
will be me getting rejected.*
**[02:21] ---**
You see, I...
**[02:23] ---**
I've liked you since we were first-years.
Did you know?
**[02:28] ---**
No.
**[02:29] ---**
Didn't think so.
**[02:31] ---**
I was hiding it so you wouldn't catch on.
**[02:33] ---**
"Please don't let him
find out how I feel."
**[02:36] ---**
That was the only thing on my mind.
**[02:39] ---**
*I'm sure that today...*
**[02:41] ---**
*will be the last time.*
**[02:43] ---**
But this morning,
it hit me when I woke up,
**[02:46] ---**
that I don't have to pretend
that I don't like you anymore.
**[02:51] ---**
And that gave me some relief.
**[02:55] ---**
That's why I have no regrets.
**[03:04] ---**
I just want you
to listen to me for a while.
**[03:06] ---**
Right.
**[03:07] ---**
See, I really like
the way you play, Yamada.
**[03:12] ---**
I'm talking about gaming.
**[03:13] ---**
You're so coolheaded,
and you don't blame other people.
**[03:16] ---**
Uh, yeah.
**[03:18] ---**
A lot of players lose it during PvP games,
but you never show any signs of that.
**[03:23] ---**
Uh...
**[03:24] ---**
And I really admired
how mature you are in that way.
**[03:28] ---**
Thanks.
**[03:29] ---**
I also like the way
you're always looking out the window
**[03:31] ---**
when you're spacing out in the classroom.
**[03:34] ---**
And I could never tell you,
**[03:35] ---**
because I didn't want you
to think I was a fangirl,
**[03:37] ---**
but the truth is, I always thought
you were super good-looking,
**[03:40] ---**
and I love the way you never show off.
**[03:42] ---**
Oh, and I also love your voice.
It really calms me down.
**[03:45] ---**
And I like how quiet you are.
**[03:46] ---**
I like seeing you walk
and also seeing you run,
**[03:49] ---**
and I like how you're a slow talker.
**[03:51] ---**
You know your habit of blinking like crazy
when you're at a loss?
**[03:54] ---**
That. I've always liked that, too.
**[03:56] ---**
And I really like
how you're equally kind to everyone.
**[04:00] ---**
Over the last three years, I'm sure
that a lot of girls have fallen for you,
**[04:05] ---**
but any way you look at it,
**[04:06] ---**
I'm sure that I've always liked you
more than anyone else.
**[04:10] ---**
No question.
**[04:14] ---**
I've always liked you
more than anyone else in the world!
**[04:26] ---**
*I can't really see him.*
**[04:31] ---**
*But I managed to tell him everything.*
**[04:35] ---**
*For so long, it felt like a lead weight.*
**[04:39] ---**
*It's been stressing me out all this time.*
**[04:43] ---**
*So I absolutely have no regrets.*
**[04:48] ---**
What a relief!
**[05:00] ---**
Ms. Tsubaki, I...
**[05:05] ---**
Ms. Tsubaki, I can't...
**[05:08] ---**
return your feelings.
**[05:16] ---**
Right.
**[05:22] ---**
Sorry. I...
**[05:27] ---**
There's something on your hand.
**[05:30] ---**
Huh? Oh. This is...
**[05:36] ---**
IT'S HER IN-GAME CHARACTER
IN OIL-BASED INK...
**[05:36] ---**
Someone I know was joking around.
**[05:40] ---**
I know the person who drew that.
**[05:47] ---**
It's the person you like...
**[05:52] ---**
right?
**[06:04] ---**
Yes.
**[06:09] ---**
Thank you for having feelings for me.
**[06:14] ---**
I'm sorry that I can't feel
the same way about you.
**[06:21] ---**
It's all right.
**[06:23] ---**
I'm glad that you heard me out.
**[06:27] ---**
I'm glad that I was able to tell you.
**[06:31] ---**
*I've known all along.*
**[06:35] ---**
*Because I've been watching you.*
**[06:38] ---**
*I could tell that you'd changed,
just a little.*
**[06:44] ---**
*Even if nobody else noticed...*
**[06:51] ---**
*I could tell right away.*
**[06:57] ---**
That was a relief,
getting it all off my chest.
**[07:00] ---**
Thanks for making time for me.
**[07:03] ---**
I'll be heading home now.
**[07:06] ---**
All right, see you at school.
**[07:10] ---**
Uh, do you want me to walk you home?
**[07:13] ---**
You're not wearing your glasses,
and it's dark.
**[07:16] ---**
It's fine.
**[07:16] ---**
- I can go home by myself.
- But—
**[07:19] ---**
Don't worry. I'm not that weak.
**[07:28] ---**
Right.
**[07:31] ---**
*Thanks.*
**[07:37] ---**
*You were so nice to me right to the end.
That made me happy.*
**[07:42] ---**
*That's what I really liked about you.*
**[07:50] ---**
*I really liked you, you know.*
**[07:56] ---**
We'll be going on break soon,
**[07:58] ---**
but I don't know
what my work schedule will be like.
**[08:01] ---**
What, it's noisy?
**[08:03] ---**
Sorry. I'm getting ready
to leave the house.
**[08:06] ---**
For a guild meetup.
**[08:08] ---**
No, not a club!
**[08:10] ---**
To everyone in Chocolate Rabbit
Mr. Kamota will be hosting a guild meeting
on December X at a barbecue restaurant
(Please see attached details and map)
If you can make it, please let Rurihime know ASAP
**[08:10] ---**
I explained it before.
**[08:12] ---**
My gaming friends.
**[08:14] ---**
That's right.
**[08:15] ---**
I'm going out to dinner with them.
**[08:21] ---**
YAKINIKU TAKOU
**[08:23] ---**
Hey, I think she's here. Over there!
**[08:27] ---**
Hey, you're right!
**[08:27] ---**
RUNA
**[08:28] ---**
Akane!
**[08:30] ---**
Mr. Kamota!
**[08:31] ---**
- Long time no see!
- What meat do you want?
**[08:33] ---**
- Thanks for coming!
- Kalbi!
**[08:35] ---**
- Kalbi!
- No, no, thank you!
**[08:36] ---**
- Thank you so much for inviting me.
- What kind? Kalbi?
**[08:39] ---**
Sure, I could go for some kalbi.
**[08:40] ---**
I want kalbi, too!
**[08:41] ---**
*Hey, Yamada's not here.*
**[08:42] ---**
Kalbi! Kalbi!
**[08:43] ---**
HE SAYS HE
HAS AN ERRAND
AT SCHOOL
**[08:43] ---**
Kalbi! Kalbi! Kalbi!
**[08:43] ---**
Akito will be here later.
**[08:46] ---**
Yo!
**[08:47] ---**
You scared me. Yo!
**[08:49] ---**
Want me to arrange
some one-on-one time with him?
**[08:52] ---**
He's been busy, so you don't get
to see each other that much, right?
**[08:55] ---**
THE OTHER DAY
**[08:55] ---**
HUH?
**[08:56] ---**
*Oh, darn, I couldn't tell him
how I felt the other day!*
**[09:00] ---**
No, that's okay.
**[09:01] ---**
I came here to have some meat today!
**[09:03] ---**
Welcome!
**[09:05] ---**
I have a reservation
under the name Kamota.
**[09:05] ---**
- IS IT TRUE THAT MR. KAMOTA'S
TREATING US TODAY?
**[09:07] ---**
We've been waiting for you, Mr. Kamota.
**[09:08] ---**
- IS IT TRUE THAT MR. KAMOTA'S
TREATING US TODAY?
- IT'S TRUE
**[09:10] ---**
Besides, Yamada seems
a little tired lately.
**[09:15] ---**
I think it must be the stress
of studying for his entrance exams.
**[09:18] ---**
I'm sure that's not it.
**[09:20] ---**
That guy's ready
to coast through entrance exams.
**[09:23] ---**
What, really?
**[09:25] ---**
*Then I guess I was
just imagining things the other day.*
**[09:28] ---**
ISN'T IT KIND OF DARK IN HERE!?
**[09:28] ---**
This place looks expensive!
**[09:30] ---**
I wonder if the meat's expensive here?
**[09:32] ---**
Runa, try to keep your voice down, okay?
**[09:34] ---**
MEAT LOVER
MEAT LOVER
**[09:34] ---**
But why?
**[09:36] ---**
My friend runs this place.
**[09:39] ---**
He just opened it the other day.
**[09:42] ---**
He's been asking me to come,
**[09:44] ---**
so I thought it would be great
to come with my guildmates.
**[09:47] ---**
Is that right?
**[09:48] ---**
You sure know a lot of people,
Mr. Kamota.
**[09:51] ---**
- President Kamota!
- Huh?
**[09:53] ---**
It's been a long time.
**[09:55] ---**
Inoue! You look like you're doing well!
**[09:58] ---**
Yes, sir!
And you're looking well yourself!
**[10:00] ---**
How's business these days?
**[10:02] ---**
Thank you for asking. We're managing.
**[10:04] ---**
Hey, President Kamota!
**[10:06] ---**
I didn't know you were here.
**[10:07] ---**
Ah, what a surprise, Professor Obayashi!
**[10:10] ---**
President Kamota! What a coincidence!
**[10:12] ---**
Well, well! Hello there, Director Nagaoka.
**[10:15] ---**
Oh, Mr. Kamota! What a surprise!
**[10:17] ---**
President Sumiyoshi's wife? Hello!
**[10:19] ---**
Who would have thought, right?
**[10:22] ---**
No way. That's knowing
way too many people.
**[10:25] ---**
Who is he?
**[10:28] ---**
Hey! We've got a private room!
**[10:37] ---**
This meat's delicious!
**[10:37] ---**
TIED HER HAIR
BACK TO EAT
IN EARNEST
**[10:37] ---**
IT'S MELTING IN MY MOUTH
**[10:39] ---**
Doesn't it taste
even better
**[10:41] ---**
when you're with
a lot of people?
**[10:43] ---**
Though it's too bad
that the new player couldn't make it.
**[10:47] ---**
I did invite her, but it seems
like tonight didn't work for her.
**[10:50] ---**
No need for her to come!
**[10:53] ---**
Excuse me.
**[10:57] ---**
Mr. Inoue from across the hall
sent this over.
**[11:01] ---**
ULTRA-PREMIUM SAKE
**[11:01] ---**
This is from Mr. Obayashi.
**[11:03] ---**
This is from Mr. Nagaoka.
**[11:05] ---**
And this is from Mrs. Sumiyoshi.
**[11:10] ---**
NOW I FEEL BAD
**[11:11] ---**
Oh, no. Did I make them feel obligated?
**[11:13] ---**
WOW
**[11:13] ---**
HEY, YOU'RE TOTALLY POPULAR!!
**[11:13] ---**
There's even sake! Amazing!
**[11:15] ---**
*I've never seen other customers
send over stuff.*
**[11:15] ---**
EXPENSIVE-LOOKING SAKE...
**[11:18] ---**
Lucky you! Someday, I want to become
a big-shot grown-up like you!
**[11:21] ---**
SO COOL
**[11:24] ---**
HAVE SOME MEAT
**[11:24] ---**
What are you talking about?
You're already a fine young man!
**[11:29] ---**
The reason I'm able to hunt
without a care in the dungeons
**[11:32] ---**
is because you've taken on all
of the guild management duties for me.
**[11:38] ---**
RETURNING THE FAVOR
**[11:38] ---**
That's because I have your support
behind the scenes!
**[11:41] ---**
Oh, I wouldn't say that!
**[11:41] ---**
THE MEAT'S DELISH
**[11:43] ---**
You're always creating
fun places to hang out
**[11:47] ---**
and bringing in great friends
for me to meet,
**[11:50] ---**
so I'm really enjoying each and every day.
**[11:53] ---**
I hope we can all keep playing
as good friends.
**[12:00] ---**
I hear you! I want to keep playing with
our current members forever, like always!
**[12:04] ---**
The current members!
**[12:06] ---**
*Forever... like always.*
**[12:09] ---**
Yeah, but we do need change, you know.
**[12:12] ---**
THE MEAT'S READY
**[12:12] ---**
Going forward, we'll be embracing renewal.
**[12:15] ---**
Huh? I'm totally opposed to that!
Why can't things stay the way they are?
**[12:18] ---**
Don't fear change!
**[12:20] ---**
Excuse me, but that's
the meat that Runa was grilling!
**[12:23] ---**
Right, that's what you think.
**[12:24] ---**
But since I'm the one who raised Runa,
it's actually the kalbi that I grilled.
**[12:28] ---**
Eita, you suck!
**[12:36] ---**
Welcome!
**[12:38] ---**
You're with Mr. Kamota, aren't you?
**[12:38] ---**
WOW, HE'S HOT
**[12:40] ---**
Please follow me.
**[12:43] ---**
Hey! The attendant's here!
**[12:45] ---**
ATTEND...?
**[12:46] ---**
Akkun, you're late!
**[12:48] ---**
Yo.
**[12:48] ---**
- We've been waiting for you, Akito!
- Yamada! Listen up!
**[12:51] ---**
Just now, Runa was really in a bind!
**[12:54] ---**
- You said you could get here sooner.
- I'm talking really, really big trouble!
**[12:56] ---**
Well, uh...
**[12:58] ---**
- There's so many kinds of meat!
- Runa was really in a bind!
**[13:01] ---**
If you all talk at once...
**[13:05] ---**
Uh-oh! She's back!
**[13:07] ---**
Huh?
**[13:11] ---**
Hey...
**[13:12] ---**
it's Yamada!
**[13:17] ---**
What...
**[13:21] ---**
Why is she so intoxicated?
**[13:23] ---**
I'M SO SORRY...
**[13:23] ---**
It's my fault for urging her to taste
the sake someone gave us as a gift.
**[13:28] ---**
It's not your fault, Mr. Kamota!
**[13:30] ---**
It's Akane's fault
for guzzling it like crazy!
**[13:33] ---**
RUNA, LET'S
TRY TO LEARN
TO WELCOME
OTHERS, OKAY
**[13:34] ---**
And she kept bugging me in that
hyper mood, which was really annoying!
**[13:35] ---**
IT'S SERIOUSLY
ANNOYING
**[13:38] ---**
Akane's the type who gets
really cheerful when she drinks, huh?
**[13:43] ---**
Yamada, I'm leaving the rest to you.
**[13:45] ---**
If she gets on your nerves,
you can leave her on the restroom floor.
**[13:48] ---**
That's what Runa did!
**[13:49] ---**
No, I couldn't do that.
**[13:51] ---**
Akito! Sit down, and let's have dinner.
**[13:55] ---**
I'll send Akane home in a taxi later,
so no worries!
**[13:58] ---**
No need! No need!
**[13:59] ---**
I'll have Akito take Akanecchi home,
so it's all good.
**[14:02] ---**
Really?
**[14:03] ---**
Sure, sure.
**[14:04] ---**
Well, you're right.
Those two are really close.
**[14:05] ---**
How are you doing?!
**[14:07] ---**
So I guess it would be better
to leave it to him?
**[14:12] ---**
Come on.
**[14:14] ---**
You're so late... Yamara.
**[14:18] ---**
Sorry.
**[14:21] ---**
Yummy!
**[14:23] ---**
AFTER DRINKING, RECYCLE
**[14:24] ---**
Hey, maybe we should
just pick someone up now?
**[14:27] ---**
I'd be up for that!
**[14:28] ---**
Are there any cute girls around?
**[14:36] ---**
Huh?
**[14:37] ---**
Here's some water.
**[14:38] ---**
Huh? Oh, crap!
**[14:40] ---**
- Was I sleeping here right now?
- Yes.
**[14:42] ---**
I can't believe it!
**[14:44] ---**
Neither can I.
**[14:46] ---**
Whoa! Some water!
**[14:48] ---**
I was feeling really parched right now.
**[14:50] ---**
How'd you know that I wanted some water?
**[14:52] ---**
Because you were making
a commotion about it in song form.
**[14:55] ---**
What?
**[14:56] ---**
My throat is totally dry!
**[14:58] ---**
Is this the desert, maybe?
**[15:02] ---**
SORRY TO MAKE YOU GO
THROUGH THIS EVERY TIME
**[15:02] ---**
Sorry to make trouble for you!
**[15:04] ---**
I'm going to try to make sure
not to forget this favor!
**[15:06] ---**
When I'm drunk, I hardly
remember anything afterwards.
**[15:09] ---**
- Right.
- I know!
**[15:10] ---**
I'll make a note!
**[15:11] ---**
If I leave a record on my phone,
I know I'll be set!
**[15:13] ---**
CAN YOU KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN?
**[15:13] ---**
It's okay to forget,
so let's just go home.
**[15:15] ---**
It's getting late.
**[15:16] ---**
Hey, you're right.
**[15:18] ---**
Just look at the time.
**[15:19] ---**
Hey, Yamada, you can go now.
**[15:22] ---**
Coming back to my place
would be a hassle for you.
**[15:24] ---**
It's not safe, so I'm taking you home.
**[15:26] ---**
There are tons of drunks around here.
**[15:29] ---**
Aside from you.
**[15:49] ---**
Whoa.
**[15:51] ---**
Sorry. My heel got stuck in a groove.
**[15:54] ---**
Huh?
**[15:59] ---**
Uh-oh, can't get it out.
**[16:04] ---**
Um...
**[16:05] ---**
sorry about this,
making you go to so much trouble.
**[16:08] ---**
It's stuck in the ground.
**[16:20] ---**
I got it—
**[16:42] ---**
Ready to go?
**[16:46] ---**
Uh... yes.
**[17:12] ---**
Well, then, I'll be going now.
Good night, then.
**[17:16] ---**
Thanks!
**[17:17] ---**
Get home safely, all right?
**[17:25] ---**
Hey...
**[17:27] ---**
Uh... um...
**[17:30] ---**
Y-Yamada, do you l-like me?
**[17:37] ---**
What?
**[17:38] ---**
No, it's just...
**[17:41] ---**
What?
**[17:42] ---**
I just had a feeling...
**[17:45] ---**
*Because...*
**[17:47] ---**
*his hand...*
**[17:53] ---**
I'm busted, huh?
**[17:57] ---**
*When his hand touched mine...*
**[17:59] ---**
Uh... um...
**[18:02] ---**
*...the whole time, it seemed
like he was telling me that.*
**[18:09] ---**
I'm drunk right now.
**[18:12] ---**
Uh, am I talking normally?
**[18:15] ---**
What I meant to say—
**[18:17] ---**
I like you.
**[18:19] ---**
I like you, Akane.
**[18:23] ---**
In the morning, when you wake up,
if you've forgotten, that's okay.
**[18:29] ---**
I'll come by to say it again...
**[18:31] ---**
until you remember what I said.
**[18:36] ---**
Good night.
**[18:47] ---**
Tomorrow...
**[18:49] ---**
AFRO YAMADA?
**[18:50] ---**
morning...
**[18:51] ---**
WHO ARE YOU?
**[18:52] ---**
when I wake up...
**[18:57] ---**
is it okay if I call you?
**[19:00] ---**
WELL, ROMANCE
ISN'T ALL FUN AND
GAMES, EITHER
**[19:02] ---**
Because I know I'm going to worry...
**[19:06] ---**
that it was all a dream.
**[19:09] ---**
THAT REALLY SUCKS
**[19:14] ---**
Is it okay... if I do that?
**[19:25] ---**
I'll call you.
**[19:29] ---**
Tomorrow.
**[19:37] ---**
In the morning when you wake up.
**[19:42] ---**
Episode 13:
IN THE MORNING WHEN I WAKE UP
**[19:50] ---**
ALARM
SNOOZE
STOP
**[19:58] ---**
AKITO YAMADA
**[20:02] ---**
Yes?
**[20:03] ---**
*Good morning.*
**[20:05] ---**
Morning!
**[20:06] ---**
SHE DIDN'T SLEEP AT ALL
**[20:07] ---**
So? And then what? And then what?
**[20:08] ---**
What did you talk about over the phone?
Tell me everything!
**[20:11] ---**
Every single word,
verbatim!
**[20:12] ---**
Come on,
that's private.
**[20:14] ---**
What? You have
a boyfriend now?
**[20:16] ---**
Good for you!
**[20:19] ---**
*Wait! Could it be that I'm the only one
among us without a boyfriend?*
**[20:22] ---**
GROUP DATE
GROUP DATE
**[20:22] ---**
DESPITE ALL
MY DAILY EFFORTS?
**[20:22] ---**
Wow, so he's younger!
**[20:22] ---**
*Whaaat?*
**[20:24] ---**
Yup.
**[20:25] ---**
I couldn't go out
with someone younger.
**[20:28] ---**
Really?
**[20:30] ---**
It felt like he was looking
for a mature woman,
**[20:32] ---**
ALTHOUGH
IT'S MY FAULT
**[20:33] ---**
so I couldn't just let myself
depend on him.
**[20:35] ---**
MATURE WOMAN
**[20:36] ---**
I was told that he didn't get
what I was thinking,
**[20:39] ---**
so dating a younger guy was hard for me.
**[20:42] ---**
WHY IS THAT...
**[20:42] ---**
Hey, but I think you
will be just fine, Akane.
**[20:45] ---**
You don't
mean that,
**[20:46] ---**
because it's not
your problem?
**[20:47] ---**
Well, it isn't my problem.
**[20:48] ---**
NO FAIR!!
**[20:48] ---**
MATURE WOMAN
**[20:49] ---**
Hey, Akane! Would you
mind not acting depressed
**[20:51] ---**
in front of a single woman like me?
**[20:54] ---**
Forgive me.
**[20:56] ---**
Well, it's okay.
**[20:57] ---**
BEING SINGLE IS FUN, TOO
**[20:57] ---**
I knew that you two would end up
together sooner or later.
**[21:01] ---**
You did?
**[21:02] ---**
Yeah. You gave off
that kind of scent.
**[21:05] ---**
Scent?
**[21:06] ---**
Did I really seem
like I was throwing myself at Yamada?
**[21:09] ---**
I CAN'T TELL MYSELF...
**[21:10] ---**
No, no.
**[21:13] ---**
The exact opposite!
**[21:17] ---**
So anyway, in other words,
what I'm trying to say is...
**[21:21] ---**
you'll be taking
your entrance exams soon, right?
**[21:24] ---**
I know that you're
really going to be swamped,
**[21:26] ---**
so you don't have to worry about me, okay?
**[21:29] ---**
MATURE WOMAN
**[21:29] ---**
I'll try not to be a burden on you...
**[21:33] ---**
but once in a while,
like when you're tired,
**[21:36] ---**
you can lean on me, all right?
**[21:38] ---**
Can you at least pretend to be listening?
**[21:40] ---**
No, I was listening.
**[21:42] ---**
At least until you said that thing
about people supporting each other.
**[21:45] ---**
That was way back at the beginning.
**[21:48] ---**
It was around that point
that I started to lose you.
**[21:52] ---**
While I was looking
at your mouth moving open and shut,
**[21:56] ---**
I noticed that your canine teeth
are pretty sharp.
**[21:59] ---**
Huh?
**[22:01] ---**
And I was gazing at them,
thinking how cute they were.
**[22:03] ---**
You're...
**[22:07] ---**
You're teasing me, aren't you?
**[22:09] ---**
No, not at all.
**[22:10] ---**
MATURE WOMAN
**[22:11] ---**
STOP STOP
**[22:12] ---**
*This mature woman thing isn't working.*
**[22:16] ---**
I'll walk you home.
**[22:18] ---**
Thanks.
**[22:25] ---**
- So—
- Yes?
**[22:27] ---**
What was it
that you wanted to say just now?
**[22:29] ---**
I'VE BEEN PONDERING
THE WHOLE TIME
**[22:32] ---**
Um...
**[22:34] ---**
actually...
**[22:38] ---**
I said that I wanted to hold hands
when we're walking together.
**[22:46] ---**
Hey...
**[22:48] ---**
sorry about that.
**[22:55] ---**
Wasn't that a cryptic way of telling me?
**[22:58] ---**
I'll work on that.
**[23:00] ---**
That would be great.
**[23:06] ---**
*What is this, a shoe?*
**[23:09] ---**
*It must be a shoe, I guess.*
**[23:13] ---**
*Does this even function as a shoe?*
**[23:16] ---**
*Nah, it turned out like that
because it malfunctioned.*
**[23:21] ---**
*If you're going
to crumple up on the ground...*
**[23:24] ---**
*then you should wear
normal shoes that work.*
**[23:29] ---**
*I just don't get them. Women...*
**[23:33] ---**
Are you all right?