My Love Story with Yamada-kun at Lv999

Akane Kinoshita, a female college student, faces the absolute worst situation when she ends up breaking up with her boyfriend after he has an affair with a woman he met playing an online game.

While relieving her stress by rampaging through the open hunting grounds of an online game, 

Akane spills everything about her heartbreak to “Yamada”, a player she met by chance who happens to be in the same guild.

“I don't care,” is his curt reply.

But when Akane gets a makeover and joins an offline event to get back at her ex-boyfriend, 

she hears those dreadful words again.

And that was Akane's fateful encounter with “Yamada”─！

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - This is Why I Can't Stand Gamer Guys!

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[00:13] ---
    Sorry, Akane.
[00:15] ---
    Hmm?
[00:16] ---
    I... met a girl that I like.
[00:28] ---
    Well...
[00:31] ---
    I did think
    that he'd been acting cold lately.
[02:07] ---
    THIS IS WHY I CAN’T STAND GAMER GUYS!
[02:10] ---
    What?
[02:11] ---
    You lost your boyfriend
    to a girl in an online game?
[02:13] ---
    TONKOTSU
[02:15] ---
    That's so funny!
    What's up with that?
[02:17] ---
    Momo, you don't have to shout.
[02:19] ---
    So this game...
[02:21] ---
    It's the computer game you guys
    play together, right?
[02:24] ---
    That's the one.
[02:25] ---
    Wow, who knew that
    could happen in a game?
[02:30] ---
    Akane?
[02:32] ---
    You should play this game with me!
[02:35] ---
    Oh, really? What is this?
[02:37] ---
    It's an online game that just came out!
[02:40] ---
    I admit that I thought
    he was something of a gamer,
[02:43] ---
    but I never dreamed that he'd
    cheat on me with a girl in the game.
[02:45] ---
    TAKUMA FURUKAWA
[02:45] ---
    Akane, I'm so sorry.
    Also, I forgot to mention this,
    but that equipment I lent you...
    Could you return it to our shared storage?
    It’s a pretty rare type of equipment.
    I'm really sorry!
    I'm counting on you...
[02:45] ---
    AKANE
    Oh, okay.
[02:46] ---
    And just look
    at the last message he sent me.
[02:49] ---
    Hmm?
[02:52] ---
    Jeez, that's harsh.
[02:54] ---
    What are you supposed to say to that?
[02:57] ---
    But, hey, breaking up
    was the right move!
[03:00] ---
    I know you’re still hurting
    right now, Akane.
[03:05] ---
    I've got classes this afternoon,
    so I'm out of here.
[03:09] ---
    Don't sit around dejected forever, okay?
[03:11] ---
    Make sure you come to class!
[03:14] ---
    Staying cooped up
    is only going to make it worse!
[03:33] ---
    It's not like I'm going to die
    because I got dumped.
[03:37] ---
    Life's going to go on.
[03:39] ---
    And I can't cut too many classes, either.
[03:41] ---
    I need to start working soon, too.
[03:45] ---
    I wonder if he retrieved
    that equipment yet?
[03:50] ---
    NOTICE OF MAINTENANCE...
[03:55] ---
    I was never into games before...
[03:58] ---
    SELECT CHARACTER
[03:59] ---
    but if it meant that we
    could have fun together,
[04:01] ---
    that was
    good enough for me.
[04:04] ---
    Hey, he's already unfriended me.
[04:07] ---
    Well, that was fast.
[04:09] ---
    IRRITATED
[04:09] ---
    But...
[04:10] ---
    I wish I hadn't spent money on this game
    if we were going to break up anyway.
[04:13] ---
    I bought 3,000 yen worth
    of in-game clothes!
[04:15] ---
    All that's left is this character
    that I've leveled up for nothing.
[04:16] ---
    Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
[04:16] ---
    OUTRAGED HUNTING FRENZY
[04:21] ---
    Power...
[04:26] ---
    Strike!
[04:27] ---
    Um...
[04:30] ---
    Hmm?
[04:38] ---
    Huh?
[04:39] ---
    Who's this Noh mask afro guy again?
[04:41] ---
    He seems kind of familiar.
[04:44] ---
    LovesMeat
    ema
    FreeToPlay
[04:44] ---
    Akane
    MatchaPudding
    Yamada
    meimei
    takezo
    Rurihime
[04:45] ---
    Oh.
[04:46] ---
    It's my guild-mate.
[04:48] ---
    Yamada.
[04:51] ---
    Good morning, Yamada.
[04:52] ---
    Akane > Good morning, Yamada.
[05:05] ---
    Yamada > Hello.
[05:07] ---
    Yamada > Hello.
    Akane > Are you out hunting, too, Yamada??
[05:19] ---
    Yamada > Yes.
[05:22] ---
    Yeah, that's him, all right.
[05:25] ---
    I thought he was kind of aloof
    and unsociable.
[05:28] ---
    Yamada > Yes.
[05:29] ---
    I mean, who takes two whole minutes
    to write "hello" and "yes"?
[05:33] ---
    Yamada > Are you going
    for the Prophet's Stone?
[05:36] ---
    Akane > What's that?
[05:41] ---
    Yamada > It's a rare item that has
    only a 0.01% chance of dropping.
[05:44] ---
    Not to mention, he looks like
    a hardcore game addict. To answer him...
[05:46] ---
    0.01%...
[05:49] ---
    No, I'm not.
[05:50] ---
    I was hunting because my boyfriend
    just dumped me and I was annoyed!
[05:54] ---
    And can you believe it?
[05:56] ---
    Apparently, it's thanks to this game
    that I got cheated on in the first place!
[05:59] ---
    How awful is that?
[06:02] ---
    TWO MINUTES LATER
[06:05] ---
    Oh...
[06:06] ---
    is that right?
[06:08] ---
    Yamada > Oh, is that right?
[06:09] ---
    Yamada > If you're not going for the rare item,
    can you let me have this hunting ground?
[06:13] ---
    So you have zero interest
    in chatting with me!
[06:17] ---
    Not on your life!
[06:19] ---
    I was here first, so that means that you
    should leave this hunting ground to me!
[06:24] ---
    I was told that that's
    hunting ground etiquette!
[06:24] ---
    ANGER HONORIFICS
[06:26] ---
    I'm sure this won't interest you...
[06:26] ---
    I'm sure this won't interest you,
[06:28] ---
    but I'm heartbroken after a breakup.
[06:30] ---
    I'm going to use this hunting ground
    as an outlet for my stress!
[06:34] ---
    Please try for the Prophet's Stone
    in some other channel!
[06:36] ---
    Because no way am I
    ever giving up this spot!
[06:39] ---
    Akane > Because no way am I
    ever giving up this spot!
[06:45] ---
    Oh, no.
[06:46] ---
    I was so annoyed that I lashed out
    at this stranger with an afro.
[06:50] ---
    Well, yes.
[06:53] ---
    You're right.
[06:54] ---
    Yamada > I'm not interested.
[06:58] ---
    I hate you, Yamada!
[06:59] ---
    I'm so going to log out
    after you leave!
[07:02] ---
    This is why I can't stand gamer guys!
[07:09] ---
    Huh?
[07:10] ---
    1-YEAR ANNIVERSARY EVENT TO BE HELD
    With avatars and various gifts for attendees
    We'll be handing out Prophet Stone (Purple)
    PIN Codes, too
[07:11] ---
    An event?
[07:13] ---
    With avatars and various gifts
    for attendees.
[07:16] ---
    Hey...
[07:18] ---
    it's nearby.
[07:26] ---
    Akane...
[07:27] ---
    let's stay together forever!
[07:31] ---
    Okay!
[07:39] ---
    Sorry.
[07:40] ---
    I met someone else that I like
    in that game.
[07:49] ---
    And she says that she likes me, too.
[07:55] ---
    I'm really sorry.
[07:58] ---
    You're already going out
    with that girl, aren't you?
[08:05] ---
    Will they be going
    to this event together, too?
[08:12] ---
    Damn it.
[08:15] ---
    Am I just going to go down
    as the one who got dumped?
[08:20] ---
    - Akane!
    - Huh?
[08:22] ---
    So you're finally showing up for class?
[08:24] ---
    Are you over him now?
[08:25] ---
    Momo!
[08:27] ---
    Hey, Momo,
[08:29] ---
    come shopping with me today
    for clothes and shoes!
[08:31] ---
    Huh?
[08:32] ---
    Going somewhere?
[08:33] ---
    Yeah. I'm attending an event.
[08:36] ---
    Oh?
[08:38] ---
    Where I bet you-know-who
    will be showing up as well.
[08:42] ---
    He can wallow in regret when he sees
    how gorgeous I've become.
[08:46] ---
    Wow! You're nowhere near over him!
[08:49] ---
    This wouldn't be an event for that game,
    would it?
[08:52] ---
    Of course it's an event for that game!
[08:56] ---
    More likely than not, he'll be there.
[08:58] ---
    So sad.
[09:01] ---
    Whatever you say!
[09:03] ---
    Wow.
[09:04] ---
    Just watch!
    I'm going to make him regret
[09:04] ---
    Please make me look pretty!
[09:06] ---
    All right.
[09:07] ---
    ditching me for a gamer girl!
[09:08] ---
    Make me thinner!
[09:09] ---
    He'll be kicking himself for dumping me.
[09:10] ---
    All right.
[09:11] ---
    Just watch!
    I'm going to make him regret it!
[09:14] ---
    We thank you for attending
[09:16] ---
    the Forest of Savior
    Autumn Festival today!
[09:21] ---
    The PIN code you received at the gate
    will expire at the end of December
[09:26] ---
    so please keep that in mind!
[09:26] ---
    The place is actually hopping.
[09:30] ---
    There are way more people
    than I thought there'd be.
[09:34] ---
    Wait.
[09:35] ---
    Hold up, am I headed
    straight for bankruptcy this month?
[09:40] ---
    Still, everyone here is playing
    the same game, right?
[09:45] ---
    I mean, there are tons of guys here.
[09:48] ---
    It's all so fascinating.
[09:50] ---
    I wonder
    what kind of characters they play?
[09:53] ---
    Takuma!
[09:57] ---
    Taku...
[09:58] ---
    ma?
[10:02] ---
    Ta—
[10:03] ---
    Let's move up to the front.
[10:04] ---
    Sure.
[10:07] ---
    W-Wait!
[10:16] ---
    What the...
[10:18] ---
    Ow.
[10:20] ---
    A girl just fell down.
[10:25] ---
    How stupid is that?
[10:27] ---
    I want to disappear.
[10:30] ---
    I don't know why...
[10:31] ---
    but I think I'm about to cry.
[10:36] ---
    Huh?
[10:38] ---
    Are you all right?
[10:39] ---
    O-Oh.
[10:47] ---
    Whoa, he's super hot!
[10:49] ---
    Yes! I'm totally fine!
[10:51] ---
    Oh, did I bump into you, by any chance?
[10:54] ---
    Uh, yes. Well—
[10:55] ---
    I'm so sorry!
    I kind of spaced out for a second.
[10:58] ---
    I mean, I was deep in thought.
[11:00] ---
    I'm going through a hard time, and...
[11:03] ---
    I wasn't really paying attention.
[11:06] ---
    Oh...
[11:08] ---
    is that right?
[11:11] ---
    Sorry!
[11:13] ---
    It doesn’t matter, right?
[11:16] ---
    Right.
[11:18] ---
    I'm not interested.
[11:21] ---
    Huh?
[11:23] ---
    That same line...
[11:24] ---
    I heard it recently somewhere.
[11:28] ---
    I'm not interested.
[11:32] ---
    Yamada?
[11:36] ---
    Afro Yamada?
[11:41] ---
    Who are you?
[11:47] ---
    Who are you?
[11:50] ---
    Um...
[11:53] ---
    You see...
[11:54] ---
    Huh?
[11:56] ---
    Are his reactions slow?
[11:58] ---
    No, but I'm sure
    I got a sense of afro déjà vu.
[12:01] ---
    Am I just imagining things?
[12:02] ---
    It can't be a coincidence, right?
[12:04] ---
    Wait, he's looking at me
    with such disbelief in his eyes.
[12:08] ---
    Did I get the wrong guy?
[12:10] ---
    - I'm sorry!
    - What?
[12:11] ---
    Hmm?
[12:15] ---
    Takuma?
[12:16] ---
    And his new girlfriend?
[12:18] ---
    What are you doing here?
[12:21] ---
    Takuma! Hey, what a coincidence!
[12:23] ---
    You're Mr. Yamada, right?
[12:24] ---
    Huh?
[12:25] ---
    Wow! It's you, isn't it, Mr. Yamada?
[12:29] ---
    Who?
[12:31] ---
    Don't you know him?
[12:32] ---
    He's this insanely famous pro gamer!
[12:34] ---
    What? Awesome!
[12:35] ---
    I'm telling you, he's incredible!
[12:37] ---
    Wow, Mr. Yamada, you play FOS?
[12:39] ---
    I'm a total fan of yours, Mr. Yamada!
[12:41] ---
    I'm always watching your videos!
[12:43] ---
    Wow, what a thrill!
[12:45] ---
    Man! Unbelievable!
[12:48] ---
    You're famous?
[12:49] ---
    Well, locally.
[12:54] ---
    What a coincidence, Takuma!
[12:56] ---
    You're here on a date, too?
[12:59] ---
    Huh? Akane?
[13:00] ---
    You're here?
[13:01] ---
    Yes, I've been here all along!
[13:06] ---
    What are you doing in a place like this?
[13:08] ---
    Well, I play this game, too, so what's
    so strange about me being here?
[13:12] ---
    What?
[13:14] ---
    Don't tell me you're here alone?
[13:16] ---
    Of course not!
[13:18] ---
    Let me introduce you.
[13:19] ---
    This is my new boyfriend!
[13:20] ---
    No, I'm not.
[13:24] ---
    I'm begging you.
[13:25] ---
    Out of a warrior's mercy, can you find it
    in your heart to play along with me?
[13:29] ---
    Are you serious?
[13:30] ---
    Just think of it as compassion,
    and please...
[13:33] ---
    What?
[13:35] ---
    You can have this.
[13:36] ---
    I got it as a perk for attending.
[13:38] ---
    FIRST ANNIVERSARY EVENT
    CODE FOR VISITORS
[13:38] ---
    It's yours if you want it.
[13:41] ---
    Seriously?
[13:42] ---
    But this is a PIN code
    for the Prophet's Stone.
[13:45] ---
    Uh-huh, uh-huh.
[13:46] ---
    It's a super-rare power-up.
[13:48] ---
    Uh-huh, uh-huh.
[13:49] ---
    It is, huh?
[13:49] ---
    FIRST ANNIVERSARY EVENT
    CODE FOR VISITORS
[13:52] ---
    I'm her boyfriend.
[13:52] ---
    He's my boyfriend!
[13:55] ---
    A-Are you kidding me?
[13:57] ---
    But I've been following you
    for three years,
[14:00] ---
    and we've never once connected.
[14:02] ---
    AND I COMMENT EVERY TIME
[14:04] ---
    I'm so bitter!
[14:05] ---
    Takuma!
[14:07] ---
    I win!
[14:09] ---
    Not that this was what I had in mind.
[14:12] ---
    But look, he's bitter!
[14:12] ---
    Bitter!
[14:16] ---
    Takuma!
[14:17] ---
    Come on, cheer up!
[14:18] ---
    Yeah.
[14:20] ---
    Eri!
[14:21] ---
    Takuma!
[14:23] ---
    Eri!
[14:25] ---
    Takuma!
[14:30] ---
    BOTTA
[14:30] ---
    BOTTA BAR AND GRILL
[14:30] ---
    Welcome!
[14:36] ---
    What is this?
[14:38] ---
    What do you call this feeling?
[14:41] ---
    Like I won the battle, but lost the war?
[14:45] ---
    You didn't even win the battle,
    either, did you,
[14:48] ---
    from the looks of it.
[14:50] ---
    I knew it.
    You're afro Yamada, aren't you?
[14:53] ---
    THIS IRRITATING FEELING
[14:53] ---
    Right.
[14:55] ---
    By the way, can I go home now?
[14:57] ---
    It's Yamada, all right.
[14:58] ---
    Would it kill you to keep me company?
[15:00] ---
    I don't want to be alone!
[15:09] ---
    That girl...
[15:11] ---
    She was so beautiful.
[15:14] ---
    Who?
[15:16] ---
    Takuma's girlfriend.
[15:18] ---
    First off, who's Takuma?
[15:20] ---
    My ex-boyfriend, that's who!
[15:21] ---
    I told you about him in the game chat!
[15:25] ---
    Right.
[15:26] ---
    So you're that inept paladin, huh?
[15:29] ---
    YOU WERE OCCUPYING
    THAT HUNTING GROUND...
[15:30] ---
    You only just realized that now?
[15:31] ---
    Well, isn’t it amazing at all
    that I realized it?
[15:36] ---
    Welcome!
[15:39] ---
    The truth is, today I was going
    to dress up and flaunt myself,
[15:43] ---
    and make him regret dumping me.
[15:47] ---
    But I never planned
    on having to see them like that.
[15:59] ---
    Um...
[16:03] ---
    Since it seems we'll be here a while,
    can I order another cola?
[16:06] ---
    Please, be my guest!
[16:06] ---
    This is all flat
    and watery now...
[16:07] ---
    My pleasure!
[16:09] ---
    Oh, I'm starting to feel drained.
[16:12] ---
    By the way, about what Takuma said,
    what's a pro gamer?
[16:16] ---
    Someone who gets paid by sponsors
    to play games, I guess?
[16:21] ---
    What? Sponsors?
[16:21] ---
    Can I get a cola,
    please?
[16:22] ---
    You're kidding me, right?
[16:23] ---
    My pleasure!!
[16:23] ---
    No, it's true.
[16:24] ---
    Then you're getting paid to play FOS, too?
[16:27] ---
    That's just a break for me.
[16:29] ---
    I mainly play FPS games.
[16:32] ---
    Oh?
[16:33] ---
    FPS = abbrev. for First Person Shooter
    A shooting game from the player's (first-person) perspective
[16:33] ---
    What are those?
[16:34] ---
    Uh, don’t worry about it.
[16:41] ---
    Don't you think
    you're a little cold, Yamada?
[16:44] ---
    That won’t make you
    too popular with the girls.
[16:47] ---
    I'm not.
[16:48] ---
    I've never had a girlfriend, either.
[16:50] ---
    What? That can't be true!
[16:53] ---
    You just said so yourself, didn't you?
[16:55] ---
    Well, yeah, I did say that, but...
[16:57] ---
    You're so good-looking.
    How can you not be popular?
[17:00] ---
    Being modest??
[17:01] ---
    I'm not interested.
[17:03] ---
    In romance and all.
[17:04] ---
    I don't get what that's all about.
[17:06] ---
    Wow.
[17:09] ---
    What a waste of good looks.
[17:10] ---
    So wasteful...
[17:11] ---
    Gaming is more fun for me.
[17:12] ---
    Wow.
[17:16] ---
    Well, romance isn't all
    fun and games, either.
[17:20] ---
    Like me getting cheated on in the game.
[17:23] ---
    That really sucks.
[17:26] ---
    Sucks, huh?
[17:30] ---
    Uh-oh.
[17:31] ---
    I'm about to cry.
[17:34] ---
    I'm going to the bathroom.
[17:48] ---
    Oh.
[17:49] ---
    My clothes are all dirty.
[17:51] ---
    It must have happened when I tripped.
[17:57] ---
    Whoa.
[17:58] ---
    I scraped my leg, too.
[17:58] ---
    It's bleeding...
[18:07] ---
    I wish I hadn't gone to that event.
[18:12] ---
    If I was going to end up
    feeling like this...
[18:22] ---
    Hey...
[18:24] ---
    D-Did he...
[18:26] ---
    Don't tell me he left?
[18:29] ---
    I wouldn't put it past him.
[18:30] ---
    After all, he was just dying to go home.
[18:31] ---
    I WANNA GO HOME
[18:34] ---
    Not that it really matters.
[18:37] ---
    I was just forcing him
    to stay with me, anyway.
[18:41] ---
    After all...
[18:43] ---
    from now on, I'm going to be alone.
[18:50] ---
    Are you all right?
[18:54] ---
    Whoa.
[18:57] ---
    Why are you looking at me like that?
[19:00] ---
    Y-Y-Yama...
[19:02] ---
    Huh?
[19:04] ---
    Would you mind sitting down for now?
[19:11] ---
    Huh?
[19:15] ---
    What's that?
[19:16] ---
    Band-aids.
[19:18] ---
    I just bought them in, like, ten seconds.
[19:23] ---
    Oh, crap. It's sticking to me.
[19:25] ---
    I'm just going to put it on you.
[19:37] ---
    You went to buy them for me?
[19:40] ---
    Seeing all that blood worried me, so...
[19:43] ---
    So you went out of your way?
[19:46] ---
    Well...
[19:47] ---
    I also drank like, three colas.
[19:56] ---
    Yamada!
[19:57] ---
    BOTTA BAR AND GRILL
[19:58] ---
    Go ahead and order whatever you want!
[20:00] ---
    No, I'll be taking off now.
[20:02] ---
    We're so gonna drink tonight!
[20:03] ---
    Uh, um—
[20:05] ---
    May we order, please?
[20:06] ---
    My pleasure!
[20:19] ---
    So since Mr. Tani's
    scouting the area...
[20:28] ---
    ...we can focus on the enemy in front.
[20:35] ---
    We might be able to rack up some kills.
[20:38] ---
    HUNGOVER
[20:39] ---
    My head hurts.
[20:42] ---
    The next map in particular...
[20:45] ---
    Wait, I can hear someone talking.
[20:49] ---
    I told you, I'm not turning on my camera.
[20:54] ---
    Who is that?
[20:57] ---
    You’re getting annoying.
[21:09] ---
    My bad.
[21:11] ---
    I'm stepping away for a second.
[21:13] ---
    Be right back.
[22:51] ---
    SUPER PIGTAILS
[22:51] ---
    TRADITIONAL
    JAPANESE GIRL
[22:51] ---
    TOPKNOT
[22:52] ---
    Hmm.
[22:52] ---
    TRADITIONAL
    JAPANESE GIRL
[22:52] ---
    TOPKNOT
[22:52] ---
    CURLY PONY
[22:54] ---
    These free hairstyles
    are anything but cute.
[22:57] ---
    GET IT FROM THE MOONLIGHT LOOT BOX
    (FAIRY PIGTAILS)
[22:57] ---
    GET IT FROM FLOWER FIELD LOOT BOX
    (DREAMING FLOWER GIRL)
[22:58] ---
    And you can only get the cute ones
    from loot boxes.
[23:02] ---
    So fat chance that I'd ever win one.
[23:03] ---
    GET IT FROM THE LAKESIDE LOOT BOX.0
    (CURLED IN, LOOSE & FLUFFY)
[23:05] ---
    GET IT FROM THE STAR TOWER LOOT BOX
    (GORGEOUS MEATBALL CURLS)
[23:07] ---
    Huh? They sell them
    for a fixed price, too?
[23:08] ---
    RECOMMENDED FOR BEGINNERS!!
[23:09] ---
    GIRLY PIGTAILS
[23:09] ---
    GIRLY CURLS
[23:09] ---
    BOWL CUT
[23:11] ---
    Not as good as the loot boxes,
    but cuter than the default 'do!
[23:14] ---
    SHORT BUN
[23:14] ---
    GIRL PIGTAILS
[23:14] ---
    GIRLY CURLS
[23:15] ---
    I see! You acquire it this way
    to show off at least some personality!
[23:23] ---
    AKANE HAS LOGGED IN
[23:23] ---
    Hey, I just bought the cutest one
    at a fixed price!
[23:26] ---
    Huh?
[23:34] ---
    We all had the same exact thought.

Season 1

E2 - It's Almost Time For the Boss to Spawn so...

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[00:05] ---
    So since Mr. Tani's
    scouting the area,
[00:08] ---
    we can focus on the enemy in front.
[00:10] ---
    We might be able to rack up some kills.
[00:12] ---
    HUNGOVER
[00:12] ---
    My head hurts.
[00:15] ---
    The next map in particular...
[00:18] ---
    Wait, I can hear someone talking.
[00:22] ---
    I told you, I'm not turning on my camera.
[00:26] ---
    Who is that?
[00:28] ---
    You're getting annoying.
[00:39] ---
    My bad.
[00:42] ---
    I'm stepping away for a sec.
[00:46] ---
    Be right back.
[00:49] ---
    What is...
[00:56] ---
    going on here?
[01:00] ---
    Um...
[01:01] ---
    Yes?
[01:09] ---
    Um...
[01:12] ---
    FACT #1
    MEMORY LOSS FROM DRINKING
[01:14] ---
    I...
[01:15] ---
    FACT #2
    STRANGE ROOM
[01:17] ---
    Don't tell me I...
[01:19] ---
    FACT #3
    EXPOSED SKIN
[01:21] ---
    FACT #4
    MAN (YAMADA)
[01:23] ---
    Don't tell me it was a one-night stand?!
[01:24] ---
    Is that what it looks like?
[01:25] ---
    No, not really!
[02:58] ---
    Well, long story short...
[03:02] ---
    it was either take care of you...
[03:05] ---
    or abandon you on the street.
[03:10] ---
    But even I thought
    that might be too inhumane.
[03:14] ---
    I am truly, deeply sorry.
[03:15] ---
    I DID AGONIZE OVER
    THE TWO OPTIONS
[03:16] ---
    I'll thank you properly, no matter—
[03:18] ---
    Just leave right now,
    and we'll call it even.
[03:20] ---
    Right! I'm leaving right now!
[03:24] ---
    By the way,
    about your puke-covered clothes...
[03:27] ---
    I washed them
    and hung them up in the bathroom.
[03:29] ---
    And I also paid your bill
    from the izakaya.
[03:32] ---
    I'll pay you back
    right this minute!
[03:34] ---
    This is bad.
[03:36] ---
    Excuse me. Where's the bathroom?
[03:38] ---
    Out the door and to the right.
[03:40] ---
    There's just no excuse for this.
[03:42] ---
    IT'S ALMOST TIME
    FOR THE BOSS TO SPAWN, SO...
[03:43] ---
    Well, I don't think
    I'll be seeing you anymore...
[03:48] ---
    but take care.
[03:58] ---
    Now I've gone and done it.
[04:00] ---
    Not to mention, I spent the night
    at the apartment of a man I just met.
[04:06] ---
    Forgive me, Mom back in Gunma.
[04:14] ---
    I'm so wiped.
[04:18] ---
    I've got to work on my paper.
[04:23] ---
    Hmm?
[04:27] ---
    Wait.
[04:34] ---
    I was wearing my necklace, right?
[04:38] ---
    Huh? Where'd it go?
[04:54] ---
    Not here.
[05:01] ---
    About your puke-covered clothes...
[05:03] ---
    I washed them
    and hung them up in the bathroom.
[05:07] ---
    Don't tell me...
[05:10] ---
    I dropped it in Yamada's apartment?
[05:14] ---
    SYSTEM: AKANE LOGGED IN.
[05:19] ---
    Hey!
[05:20] ---
    Akanecchi! Hello!
[05:22] ---
    CHOCOLATE RABBIT GUILD
    GUILD MASTER: RURIHIME
[05:24] ---
    Rurihime! Hello!
[05:26] ---
    Yamada! Where's Yamada?
[05:28] ---
    OFFLINE MEMBERS
    LovesMeat
    Yamada...
[05:30] ---
    Offline!
[05:32] ---
    I know I still had it on
    at the izakaya.
[05:35] ---
    If I dropped it,
    it must have been afterwards.
[05:38] ---
    So it had to have been when I
    took off my clothes at Yamada's place.
[05:43] ---
    What am I gonna do?
[05:47] ---
    That necklace was the first present
    I ever got from Takuma.
[05:53] ---
    What's this? Are you frozen, Akanecchi?
[05:57] ---
    Are you not feeling well, maybe?
[06:01] ---
    Akane > The thing is,
    I have a lot going on IRL...
[06:02] ---
    Rurihime > Oh, my. Some kind of trouble?
[06:04] ---
    Akane > Something like that...
[06:10] ---
    Ruri will be happy to hear your story!
[06:12] ---
    Since Ruri is everyone's master,
    she wants you to depend on her!
[06:16] ---
    Oh, Rurihime, you're always such a cutie!
[06:19] ---
    SO HEALING...
[06:22] ---
    Oh, I see.
[06:24] ---
    You got dumped by your boyfriend,
[06:25] ---
    and now you've lost
    your precious necklace.
[06:28] ---
    Ruri gets it.
[06:30] ---
    After all, Ruri gets
    tons of presents from her fans,
[06:33] ---
    and they're all so precious to her!
[06:35] ---
    And each one is memorable in its own way!
[06:35] ---
    FANS...
[06:37] ---
    FANS...
    TONS...
[06:38] ---
    But lately, I've been running out of space
    to store them all, you know?
[06:41] ---
    BEING CUTE IS A CRIME!
[06:41] ---
    Wow.
[06:43] ---
    - Huh?
    - Oh!
[06:45] ---
    SYSTEM: YAMADA LOGGED IN.
[06:47] ---
    Yamada! Hello!
[06:50] ---
    Hello.
[06:51] ---
    Yamada's here!
[06:52] ---
    Um...
[06:53] ---
    - Yamada!
    - Yama! Ya! Yamada!
[06:55] ---
    Yamada, come over here,
    and let's talk about romance!
[06:58] ---
    It's almost time
    for the boss to spawn, so I can't.
[07:00] ---
    You're going after the boss again?
[07:02] ---
    Since it's double drops for now.
[07:04] ---
    What? Until when?
[07:05] ---
    Rurihime > What? Until when?
    Yamada > All this week.
[07:06] ---
    Yamada > All this week.
    Rurihime > You don't say!
[07:06] ---
    Yamada > All this week.
    Rurihime > You don't say! I had no idea!
[07:07] ---
    They're so into it,
    I can't a word in edgewise.
[07:07] ---
    Rurihime > You don't say! I had no idea!
    Yamada > They announced it late last night.
[07:10] ---
    I guess I'll have to PM him.
[07:12] ---
    Yamada!!!!!! I think I might have dropped
    my necklace at your place! Have you seen it??
[07:14] ---
    Hey, he noticed?
[07:16] ---
    Yamada > Nope.
[07:17] ---
    That was quick.
[07:19] ---
    Can't he be a little more...
[07:22] ---
    Come talk with us, Yamada,
    and help me cheer up Akanecchi!
[07:24] ---
    Check the chat log
    for details!
[07:26] ---
    - I'd rather not.
    - That's mean!
[07:28] ---
    Anyway, what I'd like to discuss
    is the fact that the guild's storage...
[07:31] ---
    CRAMMED...
[07:31] ---
    is always stuffed to the brim
    and unusable.
[07:34] ---
    What? Hey, you're right!
    It's bursting with items!
[07:37] ---
    I haven't been checking it at all!
[07:38] ---
    HMM...
[07:40] ---
    I always clean it out,
[07:42] ---
    but the next thing I know,
    it's full again.
[07:43] ---
    How strange is that?
[07:45] ---
    If it's not at Yamada's,
    does that mean it's at the izakaya?
[07:49] ---
    I wonder if someone's
    putting items in there out of goodwill?
[07:53] ---
    Oh! That would be me—
[07:54] ---
    What? This trash, out of goodwill?
[07:58] ---
    "Trash" is too harsh!
[08:00] ---
    A guild member must have added
    those items to help out the beginners.
[08:04] ---
    Even a newbie
    who just started three minutes ago
[08:06] ---
    would have better gear than that.
[08:08] ---
    Now, now!
[08:09] ---
    What if it's a guild member
    who happens to be online?
[08:09] ---
    TSK
[08:13] ---
    He or she would be crushed
    to see this chat!
[08:17] ---
    - It's me.
    - Oh!
[08:19] ---
    Akane > I thought the old armor and gear
    might come in handy for the beginners...
[08:23] ---
    Akane > I'm sorry...
    They're in the way, aren't they?
[08:25] ---
    Rurihime > No, no, they're so not!!!!!!1
    You really are a kind soul, Akanecchi!!11
[08:27] ---
    - They're in the way.
    - Yamada!
[08:31] ---
    Well, I'm the one who has
    to clean up that trash all the time.
[08:33] ---
    Stop calling it trash!
[08:35] ---
    Akanecchi was only trying to help, all right?
[08:37] ---
    HELP...
[08:39] ---
    Try to be more selective.
[08:42] ---
    Because there's only so much storage.
[08:43] ---
    Yamada!
[08:45] ---
    Seriously! You could have been
    a little nicer about it, you bad boy!
[08:49] ---
    SYSTEM: AKANE LOGGED OUT.
[08:49] ---
    Bad! Bad!
[08:53] ---
    Rurihime > Oh...
[08:54] ---
    Rurihime > Really, now! Yamada, you dummy!
    Akanecchi's not used to gaming yet,
    so try to be nicer to her!!
[09:07] ---
    Ouch.
[09:07] ---
    CRACK?
[09:09] ---
    Did I step on something?
[09:23] ---
    No way.
[09:25] ---
    I hate you, Yamada!
[09:41] ---
    Akane.
[09:43] ---
    I'm sorry.
[09:45] ---
    I wasn't thinking.
[09:49] ---
    I've finally come to my senses.
[09:52] ---
    Takuma!
[09:56] ---
    Here.
[09:58] ---
    I want you to have this peace offering.
[10:01] ---
    Oh.
[10:03] ---
    That makes me so happy, Takuma!
[10:06] ---
    Takuma.
[10:09] ---
    Takuma.
[10:10] ---
    Takuma.
[10:14] ---
    Takuma!
[10:24] ---
    What a nightmare.
[10:27] ---
    More like a prophetic dream, I'd say!
[10:31] ---
    Momo, are you sure
    you're not enjoying this?
[10:33] ---
    Oh, not really.
[10:34] ---
    Since your Takuma stories
    are getting kind of old.
[10:37] ---
    And that wasn't even a genuine laugh.
[10:43] ---
    Anyway, I'd love to hear
    about the hot gamer nerd!
[10:47] ---
    Did you really spend all night with him,
    and are you sure nothing happened?
[10:50] ---
    You're going there again?
[10:52] ---
    I told you, nothing happened.
[10:53] ---
    Yamada just helped me out, that's all.
[10:56] ---
    What?
[10:58] ---
    That reminds me, what am I going
    to do about Takuma's necklace?
[11:02] ---
    I think I dropped it
    at Yamada's place, but...
[11:05] ---
    Huh? What do you want with a gift
    from the guy who jilted you?
[11:09] ---
    THE GUY WHO JILTED YOU
[11:10] ---
    You're still not over him.
[11:11] ---
    STILL NOT
    OVER HIM
[11:12] ---
    Well, I guess that's who you are.
[11:15] ---
    Always scheduling things around him.
[11:18] ---
    You started playing online games,
    which you had zero interest in, for him.
[11:22] ---
    Come to think of it,
    when you first started going out,
[11:25] ---
    didn't you make him
    homemade box lunches?
[11:27] ---
    I think overall, you're too much.
[11:30] ---
    I won't talk about Takuma anymore,
    so please just stop.
[11:34] ---
    As long as you see the light.
[11:38] ---
    6:00, huh?
[11:40] ---
    I'm going to go home
    and do the laundry, and then...
[11:43] ---
    I wonder what's on TV tonight?
[11:47] ---
    No plans tonight.
[11:49] ---
    It wouldn't be any fun
    playing that game alone.
[11:52] ---
    They're in the way.
[11:55] ---
    I haven't logged in since that day.
[11:59] ---
    Is that snarky afro
    having a good time nerding out?
[12:03] ---
    I'm sorry, Akito.
[12:07] ---
    Sorry to stop you
    and waste your time like this.
[12:11] ---
    Um... uh...
[12:15] ---
    You see...
[12:16] ---
    A high school girl...
[12:18] ---
    confessing her love, I guess?
[12:20] ---
    Oh, to be young again!
[12:22] ---
    You are one popular guy, mister!
[12:26] ---
    I confessed to an upperclassman, too,
    when I was in high school.
[12:31] ---
    - I'm in love with you!
    - I have a girlfriend.
[12:33] ---
    That good-looking Saito,
    I wonder how he is?
[12:35] ---
    SWEET MEMORIES
[12:37] ---
    Um... listen.
[12:39] ---
    Are we done here?
[12:42] ---
    It's been about seven minutes
    since you stopped me.
[12:47] ---
    Can we take this up again another day
    after you've organized your thoughts?
[12:50] ---
    Oh.
[12:51] ---
    Sorry, but it's almost time
    for the boss to spawn.
[12:56] ---
    Excuse me.
[12:59] ---
    Come back here!
[13:02] ---
    OOPS...
[13:06] ---
    Oh, of course you've forgotten, right?
[13:09] ---
    I'm Akane, the one you helped out
    at that online game event!
[13:11] ---
    Oh, the lady who got hammered
    and puked at my place.
[13:15] ---
    I'm really sorry about that.
[13:18] ---
    No, forget that!
[13:19] ---
    That was pretty harsh of Yamada, huh?
[13:21] ---
    Anyone could see
    that that was a confession!
[13:24] ---
    You should have heard her out.
[13:28] ---
    I was being confessed to?
[13:34] ---
    Maybe instead of gaming, you should learn
    about the subtleties of human nature?
[13:38] ---
    People say that all the time.
[13:42] ---
    So you're in high school, huh, Yamada?
[13:44] ---
    Yes.
[13:46] ---
    Come to think of it, you were drinking
    soda the whole time at that izakaya.
[13:50] ---
    Yes.
[13:51] ---
    What grade are you in?
[13:52] ---
    I'm a third year.
[13:53] ---
    Hold up, that's a Tosei Academy uniform.
[13:56] ---
    So you're smart, Yamada?
[13:59] ---
    That school is so tough to get into.
[14:06] ---
    Actually...
[14:07] ---
    I wanted to see you again.
[14:18] ---
    Sorry. I found it later, but...
[14:21] ---
    I stepped on it.
[14:24] ---
    The heart is in two pieces.
[14:33] ---
    Thanks for going to all this trouble!
[14:35] ---
    So you've been carrying it around
    all this time?
[14:37] ---
    Well, I heard that we lived
    near the same station,
[14:39] ---
    so I figured I'd run into you somewhere.
[14:42] ---
    I guess I should have logged in!
[14:44] ---
    That must have been a hassle!
[14:46] ---
    No.
[14:50] ---
    Thanks!
[14:51] ---
    I was planning to toss it anyway,
    so don't worry about it!
[14:54] ---
    All right, I'll be going now.
[15:05] ---
    Um...
[15:16] ---
    Please use this.
[15:18] ---
    You don't have to return it.
[15:26] ---
    Well, then, excuse me.
[15:36] ---
    The rain that started yesterday
    in the Kanto area
[15:38] ---
    will be moving northward,
    so it will be sunny today.
[15:41] ---
    Tonight's going to have a full moon.
[15:43] ---
    Please use this.
[15:49] ---
    I was planning to toss it anyway,
    so don't worry about it!
[16:03] ---
    Yes?
[16:09] ---
    Hello! It's Tagawa Express!
[16:12] ---
    You have a delivery from Mrs. Kinoshita!
[16:15] ---
    We'll just bring it all inside, all right?
[16:17] ---
    Thank you for your business!
[16:27] ---
    About your room here, Akane,
[16:29] ---
    since I'd like to turn it
    into my training room,
[16:32] ---
    please take back
    all your belongings, okay?
[16:36] ---
    Thank you!
[16:38] ---
    So...
[16:40] ---
    what do you need me for?
[16:40] ---
    YOU KNOW I JUST GOT BACK FROM WORK...
[16:43] ---
    Help me, Momo! It's so cluttered,
    I have nowhere to stand!
[16:47] ---
    My mom sent back my stuff out of the blue,
    but can you believe how much there is?
[16:51] ---
    What am I supposed to do?
[16:54] ---
    What a drag. Toss it all.
[16:58] ---
    Start with that humongous bear!
[17:00] ---
    Wait! I have fond memories of that bear!
    Memories of my grandma!
[17:02] ---
    - Memories of my grandma!
    - Shut up!
[17:05] ---
    - Grandma!
    - All right, next!
[17:07] ---
    Next!
[17:09] ---
    Next!
[17:17] ---
    Akane!
[17:19] ---
    These two things are just clutter.
[17:23] ---
    Where do you want to put them?
[17:25] ---
    The umbrella's new,
    so you'll still be using it, right?
[17:27] ---
    This necklace is broken,
    so can I throw it away?
[17:32] ---
    Try to be more selective.
[17:36] ---
    Because there's only so much storage.
[17:41] ---
    Huh?
[17:46] ---
    Be selective.
[17:47] ---
    Huh?
[17:48] ---
    I'M GONNA
    TOSS BOTH
[17:51] ---
    I can't hold onto every single thing
    that's precious to me.
[18:03] ---
    So you ended up not tossing that one, huh?
[18:07] ---
    Yeah.
[18:09] ---
    But...
[18:11] ---
    I'm throwing out everything else.
[18:14] ---
    Because I don't need them anymore.
[18:23] ---
    THERE THERE
[18:26] ---
    All right! How about we hit
    the barbecue place and live it up?
[18:30] ---
    On you, of course, Akane!
[18:31] ---
    Money's tight,
    so I'll have to ask you to go easy.
[18:56] ---
    Yes?
[18:57] ---
    Yamara! I'm here to return your umbrella!
[19:02] ---
    Oh, wow! He really is hot!
[19:06] ---
    I'm Momo!
[19:08] ---
    Nice to meet you, Yamara!
[19:11] ---
    ANNOYED...
[19:14] ---
    Here!
[19:17] ---
    Huh? Something bothering you?
[19:20] ---
    No, it's just... I don't know what to say.
[19:23] ---
    Yamada, I'm so sorry that Akane's
    always making trouble for you.
[19:28] ---
    But if you'd like,
    you can take this opportunity...
[19:32] ---
    to go out with me with marriage in mind!
[19:37] ---
    I'm seriously
    this close to calling the cops.
[19:39] ---
    SMELLS LIKE
    ALCOHOL...
[19:40] ---
    Didn't I say
    there was no need to return it?
[19:43] ---
    I mean, this is actually annoying.
[19:45] ---
    Um...
[19:48] ---
    The umbrella. Right, I hear you.
[19:51] ---
    But aside from that...
[19:54] ---
    I came to thank you!
[19:57] ---
    The day of that event...
[19:59] ---
    I'm so glad you were there, Yamada.
[20:03] ---
    If I'd been alone,
    it would have been really rough for me.
[20:09] ---
    I'm really...
[20:11] ---
    Are you all right?
[20:13] ---
    ...thankful to you!
[20:18] ---
    Right.
[20:24] ---
    Okay! We'll be leaving
    before you call the cops on us!
[20:27] ---
    I'd appreciate that.
[20:30] ---
    Come on, Momo! We're going home!
[20:32] ---
    YAMADA
[20:34] ---
    Walk like a big girl, okay?
[20:44] ---
    YAMADA
[20:47] ---
    Momo! Watch your step now!
[20:54] ---
    By the way...
[20:59] ---
    Ruri—
[21:00] ---
    The guild master was worried about you...
[21:05] ---
    saying that you
    haven't logged in since that day.
[21:12] ---
    So...
[21:14] ---
    well, if you're ever free sometime...
[21:21] ---
    I'll do it!
[21:23] ---
    I'll do it right away!
[21:24] ---
    I'll log in as soon as I get home!
[21:25] ---
    What about you, Yamada?
[21:27] ---
    No, I'm going to bed.
[21:28] ---
    You're not going to play?
[21:29] ---
    - I'm going to bed.
    - You're not gonna?
[21:32] ---
    I am... marrying him.
[23:13] ---
    Whoa.
[23:14] ---
    There's so many now.
[23:15] ---
    FORCED TO LOG IN
[23:16] ---
    What should we do, Yamada?
[23:20] ---
    Yamada?
[23:22] ---
    Hey!
[23:23] ---
    Yamada?
[23:25] ---
    Hey! What's wrong?
[23:27] ---
    Yamada!
[23:28] ---
    Yamada!
[23:30] ---
    Yamada! Yamada! Yamada! Yama—

Season 1

E3 - I Wanna Have an Offline Meeting ♡

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[00:02] ---
    Huh?
[00:03] ---
    So you don't have a boyfriend now,
    Ms. Kinoshita?
[00:05] ---
    MS. KINOSHITA
[00:05] ---
    Uh, no.
[00:07] ---
    BAMBOO SHOOT
[00:07] ---
    Then how about me?
[00:09] ---
    I'm kind of a catch, you know!
[00:11] ---
    What?
[00:15] ---
    Hey, is that right? That's funny!
[00:19] ---
    Huh?
[00:20] ---
    WHAT?
[00:23] ---
    I WANNA GO HOME
[00:24] ---
    DON'T GIMME THAT
[00:26] ---
    SMILE SMILE SMILE
[00:27] ---
    I set up this group date for you,
    remember?
[00:29] ---
    Sorry. Turns out I'm not ready.
    I'd like to go home.
[00:32] ---
    WHEN WOMEN COMMUNICATE JUST THROUGH GAZES
[00:37] ---
    Ms. Kinoshita, you're hooked
    on some game now, huh?
[00:38] ---
    I HEARD
[00:40] ---
    What's it called?
[00:41] ---
    I'm into mobile gaming too,
    so why don't we play together?
[00:45] ---
    Um, it's not for smartphones.
[00:48] ---
    It's a computer game
    called Forest of Savior.
[00:52] ---
    Oh.
[00:54] ---
    I, uh...
[00:57] ---
    might have seen the commercial for it.
[00:59] ---
    Yeah.
[01:01] ---
    Uh... yeah.
[01:03] ---
    THAT'S THE BEST I CAN DO
[01:03] ---
    I saw the commercial!
[01:04] ---
    Sorry about that.
[01:05] ---
    Hey, no wait.
[01:07] ---
    Oh, that one?
[01:09] ---
    Forest, right? Saber, huh? Yeah.
[02:43] ---
    Come on! Are you even trying?
[02:46] ---
    You let a great group date go to waste.
    All you did was play with your smartphone!
[02:50] ---
    Are you motivated or not?
[02:51] ---
    Sorry! I got a text from Ruri,
    and I couldn't help myself.
[02:55] ---
    Ruri?
[02:56] ---
    Yeah, a friend from FOS.
[02:59] ---
    She's this girl
    with the most adorable avatar.
[03:02] ---
    A girl?
[03:03] ---
    What? Yes.
[03:06] ---
    What if it's actually some creepy old guy?
[03:10] ---
    Don't you think it's risky
    giving out your number?
[03:13] ---
    I'm pretty sure... she's a girl.
[03:16] ---
    Well, whatever.
[03:18] ---
    I'm heading this way, so see you!
[03:24] ---
    I Wanna Have an Offline Meeting
[03:28] ---
    Come to think of it...
[03:30] ---
    I never gave it a second thought.
[03:35] ---
    I was out drinking,
    but I'm done now!
    I'll log in when I get home!
[03:37] ---
    Ruri will be home soon too
    Let's play once we're logged in
[03:42] ---
    I'm picturing her
    as a girl in high school.
[03:52] ---
    I wonder what kind of girl she is?
[03:55] ---
    Huh?
[03:59] ---
    Wow. Gothic Lolita?
[04:02] ---
    No, wait. Yumekawa?
[04:04] ---
    CLUELESS
[04:07] ---
    You know...
[04:08] ---
    that girl was like Rurihime.
[04:13] ---
    All right! Tomorrow my classes
    are in the afternoon,
[04:16] ---
    so I can play
    to my heart's content tonight!
[04:23] ---
    Huh?
[04:24] ---
    QUESTIONING HERSELF FOR FEELING
    GIDDIER OVER THIS THAN THE GROUP DATE...
[04:29] ---
    Oh, well, whatever!
[04:30] ---
    STOPS THINKING ABOUT IT
[04:33] ---
    I'm just not ready
    for another romance now.
[04:38] ---
    SYSTEM:
    AKANE IS ONLINE
[04:40] ---
    Huh?
[04:44] ---
    There's no one in the guild hall.
[04:51] ---
    It's Rurihime and Yamada!
[04:55] ---
    Wonder what they're up to?
[04:57] ---
    I'd like for the three of us
    to go hunting!
[05:00] ---
    Let's see.
[05:02] ---
    Rurihime > No other guild members
    are here today, huh...
[05:04] ---
    THERE IS
[05:06] ---
    Rurihime > I miss everyone
    Akanecchi didn’t come, either...
[05:07] ---
    Rurihime > I miss everyone
    Akanecchi didn’t come, either...
    
    Yamada > Well, it's a weekday
[05:09] ---
    Rurihime > I miss everyone
    Akanecchi didn’t come, either...
    
    Yamada > Well, it's a weekday
    
    Rurihime > But she just said she'd be here
[05:11] ---
    Huh?
[05:13] ---
    I wonder if they
    don't realize that I'm here?
[05:18] ---
    Doesn't this remind you of when we first started this guild
[05:20] ---
    Doesn't this remind you of when we
    first started this guild?
[05:25] ---
    Yeah, I guess.
[05:27] ---
    Back then, it was just
    you and me every day, right?
[05:32] ---
    There are so many more members now.
[05:35] ---
    But...
[05:36] ---
    it's nice to be alone once in a while.
[05:39] ---
    Having more time
    to live it up with everyone
[05:42] ---
    means there's less time
    to be alone with you.
[05:45] ---
    Ruri's kind of missed that, see.
[05:50] ---
    Well, it was easier to get things done
    when it was just the two of us.
[05:57] ---
    These...
[05:59] ---
    These two...
[06:03] ---
    they're an item!
[06:04] ---
    Here's the item.
[06:04] ---
    TOO AWKWARD TO JOIN IN
[06:05] ---
    Thank you!
[06:07] ---
    Alchemy skills, so convenient!
[06:10] ---
    Maybe Ruri will try for some too?
[06:13] ---
    By the way...
[06:14] ---
    speaking of other members,
    there's one here, you know.
[06:16] ---
    What?
[06:17] ---
    Hey! It's Akanecchi!
[06:20] ---
    I totally missed your login alert!
[06:23] ---
    Sorry, Akanecchi!
[06:25] ---
    Rurihime > It's Akanecchi
    I totally missed your login alert
    Sorry, Akenecchi
[06:25] ---
    Rurihime > It's Akanecchi
    I totally missed your login alert
    Sorry, Akenecchi
    
    Akane > Hello...!
    Um, I'm not interrupting, am I?
[06:27] ---
    What? Of course you're not!
[06:30] ---
    SMILE SMILE SMILE
[06:34] ---
    Okay, I need to be somewhere,
    so I'm logging out.
[06:37] ---
    Okay! I'll call you later, all right?
[06:39] ---
    Call?
[06:40] ---
    Right.
[06:42] ---
    SYSTEM:
    YAMADA IS OFFLINE.
[06:44] ---
    Bye-bye!
[06:49] ---
    Come to think of it...
[06:50] ---
    Yamada never has much to do
    with anyone else,
[06:54] ---
    but he's always talking to Rurihime.
[06:59] ---
    Could those two possibly be...
[07:01] ---
    boyfriend and girlfriend?
[07:04] ---
    Just like Takuma and I
    started playing together...
[07:08] ---
    maybe Yamada and Rurihime...
[07:14] ---
    Akanecchi?
[07:15] ---
    What?
[07:16] ---
    Are you feeling down?
[07:17] ---
    No, I'm not!
[07:23] ---
    Why am I...
[07:28] ---
    a little depressed?
[07:37] ---
    Good work today!
    Talk to you later
[07:39] ---
    LOVE YOU
[07:48] ---
    Right, talk later
[07:51] ---
    Why can't I get those two out of my mind?
[07:56] ---
    Social media,
    with its power to connect people,
[07:59] ---
    played a role in the movement
    known as the Arab Spring,
[08:03] ---
    which started in North Africa.
[08:06] ---
    As you can see from this example,
[08:08] ---
    social media always had this feature,
    creating new connections...
[08:13] ---
    Yamada's account...
[08:16] ---
    I want to take a look at it.
[08:18] ---
    But...
[08:21] ---
    that would be like spying on him.
[08:25] ---
    Ms. Kinoshita!
[08:28] ---
    Hey!
[08:29] ---
    Oh, it's that guy from the group date.
[08:32] ---
    What was his name again?
[08:35] ---
    So you were in that class too, huh?
[08:38] ---
    I could see you fiddling
    with your smartphone from behind!
[08:40] ---
    No way!
[08:41] ---
    I had no idea!
[08:43] ---
    Your name... Your name...
[08:44] ---
    No good. I can't remember.
[08:48] ---
    By the way, after that group date,
    I checked out Forest of Saber.
[08:52] ---
    It's a pretty popular game, huh?
[08:55] ---
    I guess so.
[08:56] ---
    Reading up on it
    made me want to try it out!
[08:59] ---
    I mean, I like games and all.
[09:01] ---
    So many guys are into gaming.
[09:03] ---
    YAMADA PRO GAMER
[09:04] ---
    Hey, do you play FPS games too?
[09:08] ---
    F?
[09:08] ---
    Do you know the pro gamer, Yamada?
[09:11] ---
    Oh, yeah. Yamada, right?
[09:14] ---
    I might have seen him in a commercial!
[09:19] ---
    THAT'S THE BEST
    I CAN DO
[09:19] ---
    Never mind. Sorry.
[09:21] ---
    You really like games, huh, Ms. Kinoshita?
[09:24] ---
    I don't know why...
[09:26] ---
    but for some reason
    I've been feeling so rattled.
[09:32] ---
    So listen, the guys in my club are talking
    about going to Okinawa this summer.
[09:37] ---
    Really? Sounds fun!
[09:39] ---
    It'll be fun, all right! Because we all
    know how to have a good time!
[09:43] ---
    If you want,
    you can come with us, Ms. Kinoshita!
[09:44] ---
    Huh?
[09:46] ---
    That girl, I'm pretty sure...
[09:50] ---
    that I've seen her before.
[09:56] ---
    Thanks for waiting.
[10:00] ---
    Let's go.
[10:06] ---
    The hotel we always stay at
    has ocean-view rooms!
[10:12] ---
    I've never had a girlfriend, either.
[10:17] ---
    Well, Yamada's good-looking.
[10:21] ---
    Why wouldn't he
    have a girlfriend or two, right?
[10:28] ---
    Ms. Kinoshita?
[10:30] ---
    Huh?
[10:31] ---
    Oh, right. I'm headed that way,
    so I'll be going now, okay?
[10:33] ---
    Hey, Ms. Kinoshita?
[10:34] ---
    See you in class!
[10:37] ---
    But why...
[10:40] ---
    Why do I feel so rattled?
[11:10] ---
    Guess I'll pass on logging in tonight.
[11:16] ---
    Who's that?
[11:17] ---
    Momo, maybe?
[11:20] ---
    Akanecchi, hello
    Are you free now??
[11:21] ---
    Rurihime!
[11:24] ---
    What should I do? I'm not really
    in the mood to play tonight.
[11:29] ---
    Hi, Rurihime!
    What's up?
[11:31] ---
    Akanecchi
    Hey, listen!
    Did you see the FOS news?
[11:33] ---
    FOS news?
[11:35] ---
    I haven't logged in today,
    so no, I haven't.
[11:40] ---
    I haven't logged in today,
    so no, I haven't.
[11:41] ---
    It said they're opening a FOS
    collaboration café next month!
    Want to check it out with me??
[11:43] ---
    A collaboration café, huh?
[11:45] ---
    Oh, and listen!
    I just ran into Yamada
     IRL unexpectedly,
    so I asked him to go too!
    I'm also going to ask
     the other guild members
[11:49] ---
    Ran into him IRL unexpectedly?
[11:53] ---
    Then could it be that that girl
    actually was Rurihime?
[12:00] ---
    I did think she had
    a real Rurihime vibe going on.
[12:06] ---
    So does that mean... those two are...
[12:12] ---
    Ruri wants to have an offline meeting with you, Akanecchi
    Is that too much to ask??
[12:14] ---
    Ruri wants to have an offline meeting with you Akanecchi
    Is that too much to ask??
    
     Please
[12:25] ---
    Please
[12:25] ---
    OK, let's go
[12:51] ---
    Morning, Akanecchi! Today's the big day!
    Ruri didn't get much sleep last night,
    she was so excited!!
    Can't wait to meet you, Akanecchi
[13:05] ---
    All right, guess I'll get ready!
[13:10] ---
    Well, it's rare that you get to meet
    your fellow guild members.
[13:14] ---
    It's such a great opportunity!
[13:24] ---
    An offline meeting
    for your online game?
[13:26] ---
    Is that safe? You've never
    met them before, right?
[13:31] ---
    It's fine! They're all great people!
    Yamada will be there too!
[13:35] ---
    Oh, so you'll be with Yamada?
    Then no worries.
[13:37] ---
    Oh, so you'll be with Yamada?
    Then no worries.
    
     Have a good time
[13:42] ---
    I'm going to enjoy myself!
[13:46] ---
    Let's see.
[13:48] ---
    MURATA BLDG.
[13:49] ---
    The Murata Building,
    north of the station...
[13:53] ---
    will be to your left
    as you go straight and cross.
[13:57] ---
    And now what?
[14:00] ---
    Let me check the map again.
[14:08] ---
    SOBA
[14:26] ---
    Where is it?
[14:27] ---
    STOP.
[14:31] ---
    Whoa!
[14:33] ---
    Hey... sorry about that.
[14:33] ---
    I WAS IN A HURRY...
[14:34] ---
    Oh, no, it was my fault—
[14:36] ---
    I'll get it for you.
[14:37] ---
    I just hope your phone didn't crack.
[14:38] ---
    THANK YOU...
[14:45] ---
    Are you going
    to the FOS collaboration café?
[14:47] ---
    What?
[14:53] ---
    Are you playing that game, by any chance?
[15:02] ---
    Since it's pretty casual for a game,
[15:04] ---
    I'd heard that there were
    a lot of women playing,
[15:06] ---
    but who would have thought someone
    as beautiful as you was playing?
[15:10] ---
    Oh, no. Please!
[15:13] ---
    I'm tagging along because he said
    he'd show me the way,
[15:15] ---
    ALL THESE COMPLIMENTS
[15:16] ---
    ALL THESE COMPLIMENTS
    TOO FRIENDLY TO BE TRUE...
[15:16] ---
    but what if this is a new kind of hustle?
[15:19] ---
    I started playing with a friend of mine,
    but we're really into it now,
[15:23] ---
    and we've created our own guild together.
[15:26] ---
    I thought it was just another MMO,
[15:29] ---
    but the game balance
    is actually well maintained!
[15:32] ---
    My favorite thing about it is that there's
    no inflation fueled by in-game purchases.
[15:38] ---
    Well, the graphics are somewhat outdated,
[15:40] ---
    but they're cute enough
    that I can live with that look,
[15:42] ---
    and best of all,
    there isn't one dominant race.
[15:44] ---
    Diversity among the races is good,
    and as for Job Class discrepancy,
[15:47] ---
    I don't think one Job Class
    is better than others.
[15:49] ---
    For now,
    it's leaning to the Mage class,
[15:51] ---
    but every update
    brings an adjustment,
[15:54] ---
    and thanks to the guild buffs,
    our guild battles are meaningful,
[15:57] ---
    so it's totally built
    to be party-oriented.
[15:59] ---
    That makes interaction worthwhile,
[16:01] ---
    but by the same token, it can feel
    pretty masochistic to power up,
[16:04] ---
    but there's proper speedrunning
    at play too.
[16:06] ---
    I can tell that the devs really went
    out of their way to reflect user feedback.
[16:10] ---
    It's obvious that they've learned
    from their past mistakes.
[16:12] ---
    Thank goodness. He's just a gamer.
[16:15] ---
    So that's my take on it.
[16:17] ---
    - What do you think?
    - Huh?
[16:19] ---
    Well, uh...
[16:21] ---
    I'm still just a beginner, so I don't
    know as much as the rest of you.
[16:27] ---
    The other day, I got yelled at
    for putting trash in the guild's storage.
[16:32] ---
    But the guild master's been so nice,
    so I think I really like my guild now.
[16:49] ---
    Oh, I think he's here.
[16:51] ---
    Hey! Over here!
[16:55] ---
    Over here! Over here!
[16:57] ---
    It's this way!
[16:58] ---
    H-Hey. That girl...
[17:01] ---
    is it Rurihime?
[17:06] ---
    So you play that game, Yamada?
    Then let's go one-on-one sometime.
[17:10] ---
    Sure.
[17:14] ---
    Yamada!
[17:17] ---
    Yamada! Long time no see!
[17:19] ---
    It's been a while.
[17:20] ---
    Things going okay?
[17:21] ---
    I'd say fair.
[17:23] ---
    Fair, huh?
[17:26] ---
    STARE
[17:30] ---
    Um, you must be Rurihime, right?
[17:32] ---
    CUTE
[17:32] ---
    Nice to meet you!
[17:34] ---
    You look just like your character,
    so I knew right away that it was you!
[17:37] ---
    Thanks for your text this morning!
[17:49] ---
    Hold on. She seems a little different
    than she is in-game.
[17:57] ---
    Um... uh...
[18:01] ---
    Listen, Eita... who is this?
[18:04] ---
    Most likely...
[18:07] ---
    Akanecchi! Right?
[19:59] ---
    Huh?
[20:00] ---
    Uh, everyone, why don't we
    all go inside for now?
[20:09] ---
    IZAKAYA BOTTA
[20:18] ---
    We're finally here.
[20:24] ---
    Ouch.
[20:28] ---
    Freaking heavy!
[20:30] ---
    THE UNCONSCIOUS ARE HEAVY
[20:38] ---
    I'm exhausted.
[20:45] ---
    We're gonna start practice
    Are you offline, Yamada?
[20:45] ---
    It's after 9:00
[20:46] ---
    Oh, crap.
[20:46] ---
    It's after 9:00
    
    Someone call Yamada
[20:51] ---
    YAMADA IS A MEMBER
    OF A PROFESSIONAL FPS TEAM
[20:57] ---
    You're late! Where were you?
[21:01] ---
    We're all waiting on you, you know.
[21:02] ---
    Sorry. The thing is,
    one thing led to another...
[21:06] ---
    and now there's a strange woman
    sleeping in my apartment.
[21:09] ---
    TANIYAN
[21:09] ---
    KIM
[21:09] ---
    JET BLACK AQUA
[21:10] ---
    GOBOU
[21:10] ---
    Huh?
[21:13] ---
    A-A woman, did you say?
[21:15] ---
    - Did you say, "Woman"?
    - Absolutely unforgiveable...
[21:18] ---
    He said, "Woman," right? Right? Woman?
[21:20] ---
    I need you to explain
    exactly how this strange woman
[21:23] ---
    CLEARLY SHOCKED
    PRO GAMERS
[21:23] ---
    ended up asleep in your apartment.
[21:25] ---
    Hey, photos! I want to see a photo!
[21:28] ---
    I swear I won't post them!
    I'm pretty internet-savvy, all right?
[21:31] ---
    Not happening.
[21:31] ---
    WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
[21:32] ---
    I'm your teammate! Trust me!
[21:38] ---
    I feel sick.
[21:40] ---
    Present a sketch to us.
    Then thy sin shall be forgiven.
[21:44] ---
    I'm stepping away for a sec.
[21:45] ---
    H-Hey, Yamada! Hold up!
[21:47] ---
    Now I'm pissed,
    so I'm gonna trash your account.
[21:50] ---
    Not happening.
[21:51] ---
    Low literacy.
[21:56] ---
    Uh, are you all right?
[22:03] ---
    Do you want some water?
[22:11] ---
    No, I don't.
[22:16] ---
    You don't like me anymore, do you?
[22:24] ---
    So just go away somewhere now.
[22:29] ---
    Just go!
[22:32] ---
    Telling me to go...
[22:34] ---
    while clinging to me...
[22:36] ---
    isn't that a contradiction?
[22:39] ---
    Seems that way to me,
    but it's probably not what I think.
[22:43] ---
    A WOMAN'S HEART
    IMPOSSIBLE
[22:43] ---
    I have no clue.
[22:53] ---
    But if I move now...
[22:59] ---
    I have a feeling
    that she'll cry even harder.
[23:16] ---
    She's been crying nonstop.
[23:19] ---
    How miserable can she be?
[23:25] ---
    I guess...
[23:26] ---
    it's rough, huh?
    This thing called romance.
[23:34] ---
    You can sleep in peace till morning.
[23:38] ---
    I'm gonna puke!

Season 1

E4 - Are You In Love with Yamada?

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[01:10] ---
    Hey, this is great! All these posters!
[01:13] ---
    And they're playing
    the opening theme song over there!
[01:16] ---
    Hey, Eita,
[01:16] ---
    EVIL DEE METAL'S SUPER RECOVERY
    LIVER, GARLIC, AND CHIVES RICE BOWL
    FLAVORED WITH GARLIC AND GINGER
    YOU'LL REGAIN LOTS OF HP
[01:18] ---
    the menu's pretty cool too.
[01:20] ---
    They're all named
    after the dungeon bosses.
[01:23] ---
    Some are real blasts from the past!
[01:25] ---
    Hey! Talk about eagle eyes, Mr. Kamota!
[01:28] ---
    Let me see! Let me see!
[01:30] ---
    And they actually look good!
[01:31] ---
    What's everyone having?
[01:33] ---
    Uh-oh.
[01:34] ---
    I know Yamada and Rurihime,
[01:37] ---
    but who is this old guy
    and the one wearing glasses?
[01:37] ---
    Scorching Hot Salamander Curry!
[01:40] ---
    That brings back memories!
[01:42] ---
    Are you into spicy foods, Eita?
[01:44] ---
    Actually, I love sweets!
[01:48] ---
    They look like they're having a blast.
[01:51] ---
    Rurihime...
[01:53] ---
    who are those two?
    They're in our guild, right?
[01:57] ---
    That's Mr. Kamota and Eita.
[01:59] ---
    Huh?
[02:00] ---
    Uh, right. Can you tell me
    a little more about them?
[02:05] ---
    By the way,
    my character name isn't Rurihime.
[02:10] ---
    And I'm actually wondering
    who you are.
[03:45] ---
    Huh?
[03:46] ---
    ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH YAMADA?
[03:48] ---
    Um, what do you mean?
[03:52] ---
    What is this? Why are you
    sitting in on our guild's meetup?
[03:56] ---
    What? You're Rurihime, right?
[04:00] ---
    I told you I'm not.
[04:01] ---
    But...
[04:02] ---
    Never mind me. Who are you?
[04:06] ---
    Hold on a second.
[04:08] ---
    Then where's Rurihime?
[04:10] ---
    - Rurihime...
    - I just said—
[04:12] ---
    Eita, shouldn't we introduce ourselves
    before we order?
[04:18] ---
    LOOKS DELICIOUS, HUH...
[04:19] ---
    You have a point there!
[04:21] ---
    Sorry about that, Akanecchi!
[04:23] ---
    Once again...
[04:26] ---
    Eita Sakaki, age 19.
[04:28] ---
    Hobby: online gaming.
[04:29] ---
    I'm the one who plays Rurihime!
[04:32] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[04:33] ---
    Akanecchi!
[04:39] ---
    Ne...
[04:40] ---
    "Nekama" means...
[04:40] ---
    "NEKAMA" MEANS...
[04:42] ---
    a guy posing as a woman online,
[04:44] ---
    where his true appearance
    and identity remain unknown,
[04:48] ---
    the actual person posing as a woman,
    or the act of doing so.
[04:51] ---
    It's an abbreviation
    of the term "net okama,"
[04:54] ---
    which has been in use
[04:55] ---
    since the pre-Internet days
    of online communications.
[04:58] ---
    Ne...ka...
[04:59] ---
    You couldn't be more wrong!
[05:02] ---
    I am a gear that moves my muse,
    who descended upon the cyberspace sea.
[05:06] ---
    In other words, Rurihime and I
    are one and the same
[05:09] ---
    and yet totally different!
[05:11] ---
    I'm loathe to describe this unique state
    with a cheap term like "Nekama,"
[05:15] ---
    or should I say
    it's not as simple as that?
[05:17] ---
    I mean, in the 2D world,
[05:19] ---
    Rurihime and I are, if anything,
    bound by a common destiny.
[05:22] ---
    Like, she's my goddess, my mother,
    my bride, and my alter ego?
[05:26] ---
    When a guy starts using
    a female character,
[05:28] ---
    they cry "Nekama! Nekama!"
    but what do they know?
[05:30] ---
    In that regard, Rurihime and I have
    a more creative kind of relationship, see?
[05:32] ---
    Eita...
[05:34] ---
    Not that this is easy
    for most people to understand,
[05:36] ---
    but what I'm trying to say is—
[05:37] ---
    Eita...
[05:38] ---
    YOU'RE A MAN...
[05:39] ---
    Not everyone's as enthusiastic as you.
[05:42] ---
    Hey, I gave you my number
[05:44] ---
    and turned to you
    for advice about being dumped!
[05:46] ---
    Calm down, Akanecchi. It's all good.
[05:49] ---
    Because that wasn't me. It was Rurihime.
[05:51] ---
    What does that even mean?
[05:51] ---
    OH, NO! OH, NO!
[05:53] ---
    Um...
[05:54] ---
    I'm Takezo Kamota.
[05:56] ---
    My character name is takezo,
    spelled out in English.
[05:59] ---
    I'M A STRAWBERRY FARMER.
[06:00] ---
    I'm usually grinding in the dungeons,
    so we've never met as characters.
[06:05] ---
    And this young girl is Runa.
[06:08] ---
    She's Eita's younger sister
    and the model for Rurihime.
[06:14] ---
    How creepy is it to base your character
    on your own kid sister?
[06:19] ---
    And that's Akito Yamada.
[06:22] ---
    Wait, you two already
    know each other, right?
[06:25] ---
    Huh? What does that mean?
    You know each other?
[06:29] ---
    What are you two?
    How do you know each other, exactly?
[06:32] ---
    Huh? Uh, actually...
[06:34] ---
    STARE...
[06:37] ---
    It's too complicated to explain.
[06:39] ---
    It's a long story, so—
[06:41] ---
    No, it's not!
    We met at an event, that's all!
[06:41] ---
    TOO MUCH TROUBLE...
[06:44] ---
    In a nutshell, yeah.
[06:48] ---
    Well, it's not like
    I wasn't starting to realize...
[06:55] ---
    THIS WOMAN... IS AN EYESORE...
[06:55] ---
    GRRR GRRR GRRR
[06:56] ---
    I knew it, she totally hates me!
[07:01] ---
    Oh, but...
[07:04] ---
    I see.
[07:06] ---
    It was you and Eita
    that I saw in the game.
[07:11] ---
    I mean, you were kind of flirting,
    so I thought you were a couple!
[07:15] ---
    He was an upperclassman back home,
[07:17] ---
    so when he's totally in character,
    I've got to play along.
[07:20] ---
    Yamada!
[07:21] ---
    FLIRT FLIRT FLIRT
[07:22] ---
    X FLIRT FLIRT FLIRT
[07:23] ---
    Flirt, flirt! Flirt, flirt!
[07:23] ---
    X FLIRT FLIRT FLIRT
    O HIERARCHY
[07:25] ---
    Upperclassman's orders.
[07:26] ---
    I see. That must be tough.
[07:33] ---
    You told me before that you
    didn't have a girlfriend...
[07:37] ---
    so I thought it was a lie.
[07:40] ---
    I wouldn't lie about something like that.
[07:44] ---
    Right! Of course you wouldn't.
[07:46] ---
    I'm so glad!
[07:50] ---
    Wait...
[07:53] ---
    What did I just say?
[07:58] ---
    You're so glad?
[08:02] ---
    "I'm so glad"?
[08:03] ---
    Is that what you just said?
[08:06] ---
    Just what did you mean by "glad"?
[08:13] ---
    Akane, could it be...
[08:16] ---
    are you in love with Yamada?
[08:21] ---
    N-No...
[08:23] ---
    Sorry, Akanecchi!
[08:25] ---
    Not only is my sister
    super territorial,
[08:27] ---
    she's in the throes
    of adolescent rebellion,
[08:28] ---
    SHE'S SUCH A HANDFUL
[08:29] ---
    so she can be really abrasive!
[08:31] ---
    Really, now! We can't have that, Runa.
[08:33] ---
    That's so rude,
    talking to an older girl like that—
[08:35] ---
    Oh, no, it's totally fine, all right?
[08:37] ---
    If you act like that, you're going
    to have a hard time in life!
[08:40] ---
    Back off, Nekama.
[08:41] ---
    I'm not a Nekama! I'm a romanticist!
[08:43] ---
    Shut up.
[08:44] ---
    Please don't fight.
[08:46] ---
    Uh, does everyone know what they want?
[08:50] ---
    What should I order?
[08:50] ---
    CAN'T MAKE UP
    MY MIND!
[08:53] ---
    What a shock.
[09:11] ---
    Should we get someone to take our—
[09:14] ---
    Oh!
[09:16] ---
    Are you okay, Akane?
[09:18] ---
    I-I'm so sorry! It slipped out of my hand!
[09:21] ---
    Are you hurt? Let's call someone over!
[09:23] ---
    It's fine! I can do it.
[09:30] ---
    You could hurt yourself,
    so we should let the staff handle it.
[09:38] ---
    I-I guess you're right.
[09:43] ---
    Excuse me! We broke a glass over here!
[09:48] ---
    This is crazy.
    I mean, I didn't see that coming.
[09:54] ---
    What am I going to do?
[09:55] ---
    I just know my face's red!
[09:58] ---
    Should I run to the restroom?
    Would that be unnatural?
[10:02] ---
    But I've got to pull myself together fast.
[10:05] ---
    Uh, excuse me.
    I'm going to go make a call.
[10:09] ---
    Sure.
[10:09] ---
    Oh, what are you having?
    I'll order for you.
[10:13] ---
    Please go ahead and order first.
[10:21] ---
    Thank goodness.
[10:23] ---
    Are you all right?
[10:24] ---
    Oh, yes.
[10:27] ---
    Sorry! I think I feel the call of nature.
[10:30] ---
    So he's Rurihime, huh?
[10:30] ---
    YE-UP
[10:33] ---
    She's still staring at me!
[10:35] ---
    Enjoy!
[10:37] ---
    Thank you very much.
[10:39] ---
    Feel better now?
[10:40] ---
    Yes! Sorry to cause a commotion.
[10:43] ---
    So glad that you didn't hurt yourself.
[10:45] ---
    Thank you so much!
[10:47] ---
    Mr. Kamota's so nice!
[10:50] ---
    Since this is your first offline meetup,
    Akane, we were all looking forward to it.
[10:55] ---
    No one told me about it,
    and I'm not having fun.
[10:59] ---
    Have you all known each other long?
[11:01] ---
    The four of us met in a previous game.
[11:05] ---
    We started playing FOS
    when Eita asked us to.
[11:08] ---
    Runa here hardly ever logs in, though.
    We see her maybe once every three months?
[11:12] ---
    I see.
[11:13] ---
    MMO is a drag.
[11:14] ---
    So aside from me, everyone
    at this meetup knows each other.
[11:16] ---
    Eita was so excited about today,
[11:18] ---
    saying there was a lovely person that he
    couldn't wait to welcome into our guild.
[11:23] ---
    Hey! You're not going after
    my brother too, are you?
[11:25] ---
    No, I am not!
[11:32] ---
    I thought you never lied.
[11:35] ---
    But you lied about making a call.
[11:41] ---
    What happened?
[11:43] ---
    Somehow...
[11:45] ---
    I got the feeling that I
    should vanish from her sight.
[11:48] ---
    You stay away from me.
[11:50] ---
    She was giving off that kind of aura.
[11:53] ---
    So that's how you interpreted it.
[11:56] ---
    I think what Runa said to her
    really upset her.
[12:00] ---
    If you ask me, I think Akanecchi
    was just a little embarrassed.
[12:03] ---
    Why would she be embarrassed?
[12:04] ---
    Don't make me say it.
[12:06] ---
    But I won't know what it is
    unless you say it.
[12:09] ---
    Well, that's the kind of guy you are.
[12:12] ---
    Not that I mind.
[12:13] ---
    Still, real-life Akanecchi
    sure is pretty, huh?
[12:17] ---
    You said she was just like her character,
    so I thought she'd be more childish.
[12:23] ---
    Yamada!
[12:24] ---
    Yamada!
[12:25] ---
    - Yamada!
    - Yamada!
[12:27] ---
    She's totally like that, though.
[12:28] ---
    Huh?
[12:30] ---
    Come on,
    she's nothing like that character!
[12:32] ---
    You think?
[12:33] ---
    I mean, the female characters in FOS
    are all the little-girl type, anyway.
[12:37] ---
    Well, it's not like I can tell
    the difference between girls.
[12:40] ---
    You're never going to find yourself
    a girlfriend with that kind of attitude.
[12:47] ---
    Isn't giving me a hard time
    about not having a girlfriend getting old?
[12:51] ---
    It used to be fun, but these days,
    I'm starting to worry.
[12:57] ---
    Your indifference towards girls
    is abnormal.
[13:04] ---
    Yeah.
[13:13] ---
    Did you feel sorry for me?
[13:31] ---
    Did you?
[13:42] ---
    Goodbye.
[13:52] ---
    Thank you very much!
[13:55] ---
    All right, that's it for now!
[13:57] ---
    There's a guild battle tonight,
    so let's meet up again online!
[14:01] ---
    - Okay!
    - Okay!
[14:03] ---
    Sorry I can't walk you home, Akanecchi!
[14:03] ---
    KYURU
[14:06] ---
    If only I didn't have to head to work now.
[14:08] ---
    And you got lost earlier.
    That worries Ruri!
[14:10] ---
    I'll be fine.
[14:14] ---
    What's wrong, Runa?
[14:16] ---
    Glaring like that...
[14:18] ---
    Runa doesn't like her.
[14:20] ---
    Clinging onto Yamada and my brother...
[14:21] ---
    I'LL TEXT YOU LATER
[14:24] ---
    she's like a bitch.
[14:26] ---
    Bi—
[14:26] ---
    Oh, dear!
    Where'd you hear such a word, Runa?
[14:30] ---
    It's always been
    the four of us playing together.
[14:32] ---
    Why should we let that girl in now?
[14:36] ---
    I'm going to kick her out of our guild
    if it's the last thing I do.
[14:47] ---
    Hmm.
[14:48] ---
    Hey! We're headed in the same direction,
    so let's go home together!
[14:52] ---
    So I blurted that out impulsively,
    but the conversation's not taking off.
[14:58] ---
    Hey, Yamada.
[15:00] ---
    Yes?
[15:01] ---
    Do you guys hang out together
    like this sometimes?
[15:04] ---
    Yes.
[15:04] ---
    Really? So you all get along, huh?
[15:07] ---
    I guess so.
[15:08] ---
    Oh, hey! Eita sure is a fun guy, huh?
[15:11] ---
    Yes.
[15:12] ---
    THE END
[15:14] ---
    I HEAR A FENCE
    WENT UP NEXT DOOR...
[15:14] ---
    Um...
[15:14] ---
    OH...
[15:22] ---
    GLANCE GLANCE
[15:27] ---
    Huh? Huh?
[15:30] ---
    Whoa.
[15:32] ---
    Ouch.
[15:34] ---
    Are you all right?
[15:35] ---
    Sorry.
[15:36] ---
    You should switch places with me.
[15:38] ---
    What? It's all right. I couldn't do that.
[15:40] ---
    It's fine.
[15:41] ---
    Thanks.
[15:43] ---
    Huh?
[15:47] ---
    Oh.
[15:49] ---
    Ah, it's him.
[15:51] ---
    Whoa. For a second, I thought
    they were staring at me.
[15:54] ---
    HOW EMBARRASSING...
[15:57] ---
    Well, I was taken aback
    by his good looks at first too.
[16:01] ---
    ...are you in love with Yamada?
[16:06] ---
    Is that what it looked like to her?
[16:10] ---
    Not good! Not good!
[16:11] ---
    Yamada's a valued online gamer friend!
[16:13] ---
    Oh, hey, Yamada,
    what are you having for dinner?
[16:15] ---
    START-A-CONVERSATION CHALLENGE REDUX
[16:16] ---
    Well, I'm not that hungry.
[16:18] ---
    You're not?
[16:19] ---
    Pudding or something.
[16:21] ---
    What, are you serious?
[16:23] ---
    THICK PUDDING
[16:24] ---
    That will be 128 yen.
[16:28] ---
    Thank you very much!
[16:29] ---
    Um, so you were
    being serious just now?
[16:33] ---
    Yes.
[16:35] ---
    - Do you live alone, Yamada?
    - Yes.
[16:38] ---
    And you don't cook at home?
[16:39] ---
    Not at all.
[16:41] ---
    What? Then what do you eat every day?
[16:44] ---
    I buy food from convenience stores
    and stuff.
[16:48] ---
    Oh, really?
[16:49] ---
    Yamada's a high school student, right?
[16:54] ---
    Doesn't his mom say anything about that?
[16:57] ---
    But I shouldn't really pry
    into someone's family life.
[17:02] ---
    Hmm.
[17:04] ---
    Hey! Yamada!
[17:05] ---
    Do you have a little time now?
[17:06] ---
    Yes.
[17:07] ---
    Fifteen... no, ten minutes!
    Wait here for ten minutes, will you?
[17:10] ---
    I'll be right back!
[17:27] ---
    Ten minutes.
[17:30] ---
    But she seemed so down...
[17:34] ---
    Yamada! Long time no see!
[17:40] ---
    People do bounce back, then, I guess.
[18:07] ---
    Yamada!
[18:11] ---
    Th-Thanks for waiting!
[18:14] ---
    Huh?
[18:20] ---
    Hey, are you okay?
[18:22] ---
    Oh, man. I haven't run like my life
    depended on it... since high school.
[18:27] ---
    What's in these big bags?
[18:30] ---
    Oh, this here's curry!
[18:34] ---
    I'm pretty sure
    you don't cook rice at home,
[18:36] ---
    so I brought some frozen rice too.
[18:39] ---
    I just made this curry this morning,
    so it'll be good for at least two days.
[18:41] ---
    THANK GOODNESS
    IT DIDN'T LEAK
[18:43] ---
    Since I'm strapped for cash this month,
    there's not much meat in it.
[18:47] ---
    But to make up for that...
[18:48] ---
    TAKE IT AWAY, THIEF
[18:49] ---
    I'm giving you the salad
    and pickled veggies
[18:49] ---
    HOLD UP
    HOLD UP
[18:51] ---
    I just bought at the convenience store!
[18:52] ---
    No. Uh...
[18:54] ---
    I wouldn't feel right about that,
    so it's okay.
[18:56] ---
    You did just say money's tight too.
[18:58] ---
    You have to eat right,
    or you won't grow up!
[18:59] ---
    I'M PACKING THEM
[19:00] ---
    Well, but...
[19:02] ---
    Pudding is for dessert!
[19:04] ---
    Well, yeah, but...
[19:04] ---
    I'M PACKING THIS TOO
[19:06] ---
    From one guildmate to another!
[19:09] ---
    But...
[19:13] ---
    That's your phone ringing.
[19:15] ---
    Oh, it's mine?
[19:17] ---
    Wonder who it is? Momo, maybe?
[19:22] ---
    Huh? I don't know this number.
[19:26] ---
    Yes? Hello?
[19:26] ---
    THE SCENT OF CURRY...
[19:29] ---
    Oh, um...
[19:33] ---
    This is Runa.
[19:36] ---
    Runa? Hey, what's up?
[19:39] ---
    I got your number from my brother.
    Sorry I didn't ask you.
[19:43] ---
    That's okay!
[19:45] ---
    I'm sorry for being so rude to you
    when you came just to meet us.
[19:51] ---
    My brother told me to apologize too.
[19:53] ---
    What? I don't mind at all!
[19:56] ---
    Who doesn't get nervous meeting
    people for the first time?
[20:00] ---
    So if you want,
    I'd like to hang out again.
[20:06] ---
    Next time, I want to do it right
    and get closer to you.
[20:10] ---
    Runa...
[20:14] ---
    Okay!
[20:16] ---
    Sure.
[20:18] ---
    Next Saturday, right?
    Yes, sounds good!
[20:21] ---
    Sure! I'm looking forward to it too!
[20:25] ---
    Bye!
[20:27] ---
    I'm going to hang out with Runa!
[20:29] ---
    Uh, right. I could hear.
[20:32] ---
    I thought she couldn't stand me,
    so this makes me happy.
[20:36] ---
    I wonder what Runa's like in-game?
[20:40] ---
    Do you know, Yamada?
[20:41] ---
    A little.
[20:41] ---
    What's her Job Class,
    and what does she use?
[20:43] ---
    Is she a Wizard, maybe?
[20:45] ---
    I'd love to see her sometime!
[20:47] ---
    What level is she, I wonder?
[20:51] ---
    That's great.
[20:52] ---
    Yeah! I'm going to add
    Runa's number to my contacts!
[21:07] ---
    She said Saturday, right?
[21:11] ---
    RUNA SASAKI
    TUTORING JOB
[21:12] ---
    Runa Sasaki, tutoring job.
[21:17] ---
    That's what I thought.
[21:23] ---
    Maybe I heard her wrong.
[22:57] ---
    Today, I'm going to show you
    the avatars Rurihime likes to use!
[23:03] ---
    First, Alice's Flower Clock Set!
[23:03] ---
    AVATAR:
    ALICE'S FLOWER
    CLOCK SET
    (NO POWERS)
[23:07] ---
    It's a really popular avatar!
[23:09] ---
    I wear it now and then.
[23:10] ---
    ARMOR: PRIEST'S
    HOLY ROBE (MAXED OUT)
    (UNTRADEABLE/
    ENHANCED TO THE MAX)
[23:11] ---
    Next, the Priest's Holy Robe, maxed out!
[23:14] ---
    When I remove this avatar,
    my armor's on full display!
[23:17] ---
    AVATAR: RED ROSES
    FOR THE QUEEN SET
    (STATS: HP+1000)
[23:17] ---
    Next, the Red Roses for the Queen Set!
[23:21] ---
    Looks so gorgeous!
[23:23] ---
    I don't really wear this that often!
[23:25] ---
    AVATAR: THE GUIDE
    TO THE HEART SET
    (STATS: ALL STATUS+100)
[23:25] ---
    Last, but not least, my usual!
[23:27] ---
    So powerful, and it's my favorite!
[23:30] ---
    Thank you all for watching!
[23:33] ---
    Please look forward
    to more hot tips from Rurihime!
[23:38] ---
    - Okay?
    - Creepy!

Season 1

E5 - How About You Give Us an Explanation

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[00:34] ---
    Hello?
[00:35] ---
    Guess who.
[00:36] ---
    SQUEE
[00:38] ---
    Yeah, it's Eita.
[00:40] ---
    Are you busy now?
[00:42] ---
    I was adjusting my DPI.
[00:44] ---
    DPI = MOUSE SENSITIVITY
[00:44] ---
    Mr. Time-on-his-hands!
[00:47] ---
    Oh, hey, you're coming over today, right?
[00:50] ---
    To tutor Runa?
[00:52] ---
    Oh, so we're sticking
    to the original schedule?
[00:55] ---
    Huh? Aren't you?
[00:55] ---
    MASHIRO-YA
[00:57] ---
    So listen, can you bring over
    that manga I mentioned?
[01:01] ---
    I want to read it!
[01:02] ---
    Sure thing.
[01:03] ---
    Yay! I love you, Yamada!
[01:07] ---
    Okay. I'll see you later, then.
[01:13] ---
    Okay!
[01:14] ---
    Sure. Next Saturday, right?
    Yes, sounds good!
[01:18] ---
    I'm going to hang out with Runa!
[01:21] ---
    ...this makes me happy!
[01:23] ---
    OCTOBER 3 (SAT)
[03:00] ---
    Well...
[03:02] ---
    I must say, it never occurred to me
[03:03] ---
    that Lady Rurihime was such
    a lovely young woman in real life.
[03:08] ---
    My experience told me that she
    absolutely 100% had to be a man.
[03:14] ---
    Not that I would be deterred
    from loving her, of course.
[03:18] ---
    But who knew that she'd turn out
    to be an actual youthful woman?
[03:22] ---
    My insights are apparently too shallow.
[03:27] ---
    Um, I think I've said this numerous times,
    but I'm not Rurihime.
[03:32] ---
    Either way, I never dreamed that I'd
    one day get the chance to meet you.
[03:36] ---
    When I heard that you were playing
    as Rurihime again in FOS,
[03:39] ---
    I couldn't follow you fast enough
    from my previous game,
[03:42] ---
    but I didn't think you'd recognize me.
[03:44] ---
    Not only are you adorable,
    but in every game you play,
[03:47] ---
    you waste no time
    making a name for yourself,
[03:49] ---
    which I believe makes
    Lady Rurihime who she is,
[03:49] ---
    Something came up, so I'll be late.
    My online gamer friend should be there,
    so please start without me.
    Sorry. Runa
[03:51] ---
    and as a fan, that makes me proud.
[03:54] ---
    PLEASE START WITHOUT ME
[03:57] ---
    Who would have thought it would
    actually come to pass in this fashion?
[04:00] ---
    If you don't mind, I'd like to ask your
    permission to join your guild as well.
[04:02] ---
    Um...
[04:06] ---
    I'm sorry! I need to go
    to the ladies' room!
[04:09] ---
    Understood.
[04:13] ---
    Episode 5
    How About You Give Us
    an Explanation
[04:22] ---
    What's going on here?
[04:27] ---
    Runa's not here.
[04:30] ---
    And some guy I don't know
    shows up at our meeting spot.
[04:34] ---
    Lady Rurihime! You're in there,
    aren't you, Lady Rurihime?
[04:37] ---
    Lady Rurihime, Lady Rurihime,
    Lady Rurihime, Lady Rurihime,
[04:37] ---
    And he's convinced that I'm Rurihime!
[04:40] ---
    But he's not listening to a word I say!
[04:40] ---
    Lady Rurihime, Lady Rurihime,
    Lady Rurihime...
[04:52] ---
    Coming!
[04:53] ---
    SASAKI
[04:54] ---
    Thanks for coming, Yamada!
[04:56] ---
    Hello.
[04:57] ---
    You're as handsome as ever!
[05:01] ---
    All Runa does is hole up in her room,
    playing games.
[05:05] ---
    With an attitude like that, do you think
    she can get into your high school?
[05:11] ---
    Runa! Yamada's here to tutor you!
[05:15] ---
    Yamada!
[05:17] ---
    Hello.
[05:18] ---
    All right, I'll leave you to it!
[05:21] ---
    Okay.
[05:21] ---
    Make sure you take this seriously!
[05:23] ---
    I am, okay?
[05:28] ---
    I've done all the drills you assigned.
[05:31] ---
    See?
[05:31] ---
    PRAISE ME
    PRAISE ME
[05:32] ---
    Runa, about today...
[05:34] ---
    Huh?
[05:36] ---
    Didn't you have somewhere to be?
[05:39] ---
    Wh-Why do you ask?
[05:46] ---
    Well, as long as you don't, it's fine.
[05:53] ---
    AKANE
[05:57] ---
    I don't have any other plans.
[06:02] ---
    RUNA SASAKI
[06:08] ---
    So Runa's not picking up.
[06:12] ---
    Oh, boy.
[06:14] ---
    What am I going to do?
[06:18] ---
    Stuck here with a stranger, huh?
[06:23] ---
    Excuse me? Lady Rurihime?
[06:26] ---
    Huh?
[06:27] ---
    What?
[06:29] ---
    What?
[06:32] ---
    Sorry to intrude, but you're in there,
    correct, Lady Rurihime?
[06:37] ---
    Isn't this the ladies' room?
    Are you kidding me?
[06:41] ---
    Lady Rurihime, are you all right?
[06:44] ---
    Um, I kind of have a stomachache.
[06:50] ---
    Aside from that,
    this is the ladies' room, right?
[06:52] ---
    Ah, I knew it! That's what I thought!
[06:54] ---
    Um...
[06:55] ---
    Since you were taking so long to get back,
[06:56] ---
    this is, uh...
[06:57] ---
    I was afraid
    you'd passed out in the restroom.
[07:00] ---
    Excuse me!
    I'm pretty sure this is the ladies' room!
[07:09] ---
    Lady Rurihime, could I trouble you
    to open this door, perhaps?
[07:14] ---
    Would you be so kind as to open the door?
[07:18] ---
    Lady Rurihime...
[07:21] ---
    It's not like...
[07:22] ---
    not like it's any big deal.
[07:25] ---
    And she might have left by now.
[07:27] ---
    In other words, you stood her up?
[07:31] ---
    I didn't stand her up.
[07:32] ---
    I had a gamer friend go in my place.
[07:36] ---
    Gamer friend?
[07:38] ---
    This guy who's a rabid fan
    of my brother's character.
[07:41] ---
    When I invited him
    through Brother's account,
[07:43] ---
    he was beside himself with joy.
[07:48] ---
    Yamada, where are you going?
[07:50] ---
    Where did you ask her to meet you?
[07:52] ---
    But why?
[07:53] ---
    You're asking why?
[07:55] ---
    How dangerous do you think this is?
[07:56] ---
    I'm going to go check on her.
[07:57] ---
    What about my session?
[07:59] ---
    I'll be right back,
    so work on your drills.
[08:01] ---
    Come back!
[08:04] ---
    What a surprise.
[08:07] ---
    I BROUGHT YOU SOME SNACKS
[08:07] ---
    I thought we had an automatic door!
[08:10] ---
    Eita...
[08:19] ---
    What's wrong?
[08:24] ---
    Whoa, you really did message him
    from my account!
[08:29] ---
    This is beyond heinous.
[08:30] ---
    Where are they meeting?
[08:36] ---
    Let's see.
[08:37] ---
    Hey, it's fairly close by.
[08:40] ---
    Maybe 15 minutes or so from here by car?
[08:56] ---
    Why?
[08:58] ---
    Runa...
[09:04] ---
    Runa...
[09:08] ---
    Hey, Runa! What do you want to do today?
[09:16] ---
    Why can't things stay the way they are?
[09:29] ---
    Oh, no! Akane's been kidnapped
    by antisocial forces with scars!
[09:34] ---
    Is that true?
[09:36] ---
    Oh, dear! Agane! Agane...
[09:41] ---
    I may have embellished the story a tad!
[09:45] ---
    Akane!
[09:48] ---
    Thanks for driving us, Mr. Kamota!
[09:51] ---
    Mr. Kamota, you were supposed
    to take a right at the light.
[09:54] ---
    PROTECTION CHARM FOR SAFE DRIVING
[09:59] ---
    Mr. Kamota, we're moving away.
[10:05] ---
    You have to apologize to Akanecchi
    when you see her—
[10:08] ---
    I'm not apologizing!
[10:11] ---
    Enough is enough. This is exactly
    why people don't like you at school.
[10:17] ---
    Who cares?
[10:18] ---
    I've got 300 friends online.
[10:21] ---
    Oh, Akane!
    What are we going to do, Yamada?
[10:25] ---
    Mr. Kamota, keep your eyes on the road.
[10:31] ---
    Everyone's always going, "Akane, Akane..."
    It's so stupid!
[10:35] ---
    In the first place, why did you let her
    into the guild without my permission?
[10:39] ---
    Listen up.
[10:40] ---
    IT'S MY GUILD...
[10:42] ---
    Know what happens when the old-timers
    remove the newbies?
[10:45] ---
    The content gets staler and staler.
[10:48] ---
    Be more generous.
[10:50] ---
    What's up with that?
[10:54] ---
    She tried to be your friend, didn't she?
[11:01] ---
    Next Saturday, right?
[11:04] ---
    Yes, sounds good!
[11:16] ---
    All righty, how about we split up
    and search for her?
[11:18] ---
    Akane! Akane!
[11:20] ---
    Mr. Kamota, you're heavy.
[11:22] ---
    Where? Where? Where? Where?
    Where? Where? Where? Where?
[11:24] ---
    Hey, there she is.
[11:26] ---
    So fast! I can't believe you spotted her.
[11:29] ---
    Yeah.
[11:32] ---
    But she...
[11:35] ---
    seems a little...
[11:40] ---
    Aka—
[11:42] ---
    Akane!
[11:47] ---
    Huh?
[11:48] ---
    Akane! Akane!
    I'm so relieved that you're okay!
[11:51] ---
    Mr. Kamota?
[11:53] ---
    You're safe now!
    Now let the grownup take it from here!
[11:59] ---
    And who might you be?
[12:01] ---
    I'm Takezo Kamota, the owner
    of the Kamota Strawberry Farm!
[12:04] ---
    I have a lawyer friend,
    I'll have you know!
[12:07] ---
    I won't back down
    before violence or threats!
[12:10] ---
    Let's battle this out in court!
[12:14] ---
    Are you okay, Akanecchi?
[12:18] ---
    Eita! And Yamada too?
[12:21] ---
    What are you doing here?
[12:22] ---
    We heard that Runa invited some stranger.
[12:25] ---
    We were worried
    and came to check on you.
[12:29] ---
    Your leg. What happened?
[12:31] ---
    Oh... this?
[12:34] ---
    Forgive me. I'm to blame.
[12:36] ---
    Because I startled her
    in the ladies' room.
[12:39] ---
    How about you give us an explanation?
[12:42] ---
    Personal space.
[12:46] ---
    Fearing that Lady Rurihime
    might have fainted in the ladies' room,
[12:49] ---
    I thought I'd bring her some medicine.
[12:57] ---
    Lady Rurihime,
    are you unable to open the door?
[13:01] ---
    In that case...
[13:03] ---
    Excuse me for sliding it under the door.
[13:04] ---
    PAIN RELIEVER
[13:06] ---
    Huh?
[13:10] ---
    Ow...
[13:11] ---
    Lady Rurihime?
[13:13] ---
    Lady Rurihime?
[13:14] ---
    SEVERE PAIN
[13:15] ---
    PAIN RELIEVER
[13:16] ---
    In this way...
[13:18] ---
    after receiving an excessive shock,
    she slammed her shin against the toilet.
[13:23] ---
    Who wouldn't have been shocked
    out of their mind by that?
[13:23] ---
    AND IT'S STILL KILLING ME NOW!!
[13:26] ---
    How strange.
    When a woman seems indisposed
[13:28] ---
    and shuts herself in the restroom,
[13:30] ---
    one must silently
    offer her pain relievers,
[13:32] ---
    or so I was told by my mother.
[13:33] ---
    Don't act on half-baked knowledge like that!
[13:36] ---
    First, don't barge into the ladies' room!
[13:39] ---
    You are extremely rude, do you know that?
[13:41] ---
    Who are you to Rurihime, exactly?
[13:43] ---
    Not something I want to tell you.
[13:46] ---
    Just do whatever you want.
[13:54] ---
    Hey!
[13:57] ---
    I hear you were worried
    and came to check on me?
[13:59] ---
    Thanks for doing that.
[14:01] ---
    No... I'm sorry.
[14:03] ---
    Huh?
[14:05] ---
    Why are you apologizing, Yamada?
[14:07] ---
    Well, if I'd told you that I
    would be tutoring Runa today...
[14:11] ---
    So you're Runa's tutor, Yamada?
[14:14] ---
    Yes.
[14:15] ---
    Oh, I see! So that's why Runa
    couldn't make it today.
[14:19] ---
    Actually...
[14:20] ---
    - I don't know about that.
    - So that was it!
[14:56] ---
    Huh?
[14:58] ---
    Runa?
[15:00] ---
    Runa!
[15:01] ---
    AGAIN...
[15:04] ---
    Ow!
[15:21] ---
    Huh?
[15:24] ---
    Did you hurt yourself?
[15:28] ---
    What?
[15:31] ---
    I'm sor—
[15:32] ---
    Runa...
[15:36] ---
    come with me.
[15:38] ---
    You're in for a lecture.
[15:44] ---
    I'm not saving you.
[15:46] ---
    That was a really dangerous prank
    that you pulled.
[15:48] ---
    You need to think about what you did.
[15:51] ---
    Come on.
[15:59] ---
    Ow! Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
[16:04] ---
    Akanecchi?
[16:05] ---
    All of a sudden, my stomach hurts!
[16:07] ---
    Stomach? Not your leg?
[16:09] ---
    Huh? Oh, uh, yeah.
[16:12] ---
    It's like the pain shifted to my stomach.
[16:16] ---
    Perhaps it would help to take
    the medication that I gave you earlier?
[16:20] ---
    Look, you, don't even think
    about talking to Akane!
[16:23] ---
    So he's still here.
[16:24] ---
    UGH...
[16:25] ---
    Those are useless. They'd have no effect.
[16:29] ---
    Only Category-1 OTC pain relievers
    dispensed by a pharmacist
[16:33] ---
    would work on this pain.
[16:34] ---
    Category-1, huh?
[16:36] ---
    If you walk towards the station
    about 500 meters,
[16:39] ---
    there's a drugstore to the right.
[16:41] ---
    Uh, right! I'll head over right now!
[16:43] ---
    No, I'll go!
[16:47] ---
    Rub my stomach, will you?
[16:50] ---
    Oh, and since I'd worry about Eita
    going shopping on his own...
[16:53] ---
    Yamada and Mr. Kamota,
    could you please go with him?
[16:56] ---
    As for you, please take a hike!
[17:37] ---
    So, Runa, what level are you?
[17:42] ---
    What?
[17:43] ---
    Oh, sorry, I was talking about FOS.
[17:46] ---
    Um, two are max level,
    and the others, I don't keep track of.
[17:50] ---
    What? Then I guess we can't
    go hunting together, can we?
[17:54] ---
    Since my level's too low.
[17:57] ---
    We can't if the level difference
    is too great, right?
[17:59] ---
    I asked Yamada once,
    and he turned me down!
[18:02] ---
    Hunt together?
[18:04] ---
    There's too much
    of a level difference, so...
[18:06] ---
    it's not worth the XP penalty.
[18:09] ---
    That wouldn't really bother me.
[18:11] ---
    And I've got
    a low-level character too, so...
[18:16] ---
    Then let's go hunting together sometime!
[18:19] ---
    My Job Class is Paladin,
    but Runa, are you—
[18:22] ---
    How can you talk like nothing happened?
[18:25] ---
    You didn't think it was weird,
    getting stood up?
[18:28] ---
    Uh, um...
[18:32] ---
    I ditched you on purpose!
[18:34] ---
    I wanted to put you on the spot!
[18:35] ---
    Because I don't like you, Akane!
[18:38] ---
    I wanted you to leave the guild!
[18:41] ---
    I thought if I sent over someone weird,
    you wouldn't like online games anymore!
[18:46] ---
    Well, I did think it was kind of strange.
[18:50] ---
    AH, I SEE....
[18:57] ---
    Did you hurt yourself?
[19:08] ---
    I think I'll leave the lecturing
    to your brother.
[19:14] ---
    After all, I came here today
    to get closer to you.
[19:21] ---
    You guys are all such great people...
[19:23] ---
    so these days, I've been so happy
    that I got to join this guild.
[19:28] ---
    But I know that they're
    your precious friends, right, Runa?
[19:34] ---
    So today I came to ask you
    to let me in, too. Into your circle!
[20:04] ---
    I'm sorry.
[20:08] ---
    I'm sorry I was mean to you!
[20:23] ---
    Adolescent girls sure are a handful, huh?
[20:26] ---
    MEDICINE
[20:27] ---
    Who would have thought
    she'd lash out so hard at Akane?
[20:32] ---
    Really, I'm at the end of my rope!
[20:34] ---
    To think she was
    so obedient and cute as a child.
[20:38] ---
    I don't know
    what I'm going to do with her.
[20:59] ---
    Welcome back!
[21:02] ---
    Hey!
[21:04] ---
    Is your stomach okay now, Akane?
[21:07] ---
    What? Oh, right! Yes, all better now!
[21:11] ---
    I guess because Runa rubbed it for me?
[22:53] ---
    That was some disaster, right?
[22:54] ---
    Huh?
[22:55] ---
    You were looking forward to today,
    only to get pranked by Runa.
[23:00] ---
    Oh, that.
[23:02] ---
    Well, I could have just turned around and
    gone home when I saw a stranger here.
[23:07] ---
    Sure, it did tick me off a little,
[23:10] ---
    but I was more disappointed
    that we just didn't get to hang out.
[23:15] ---
    Yeah, but just watch me!
[23:17] ---
    I may be hopeless at romance...
[23:20] ---
    but I'm pretty good
    at making friends with other girls!
[23:24] ---
    So I bet I can get closer to her
    one of these days!
[23:29] ---
    That's my Lady Rurihime!
[23:30] ---
    Whoa!
[23:31] ---
    Your kindness is as rumored!
    It is truly that of a Muse!
[23:32] ---
    YOU'RE STILL HERE
[23:35] ---
    Please go out with me
    with marriage in mind!
[23:37] ---
    Please go home!

Season 1

E6 - I Personally Would Prefer a Love Comedy Ending

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[00:05] ---
    Little Runa Sasaki...
[00:07] ---
    is a young girl who, thanks to her
    overprotective mother and gentle father...
[00:12] ---
    and her older brother, who's always
    a step ahead in looking after her...
[00:16] ---
    was brought up like a princess.
[00:22] ---
    She loves the chocolate doughnuts from
    the venerable neighborhood doughnut shop,
[00:27] ---
    the online games she excels at...
[00:29] ---
    and her gamer friends,
    who always treat her so kindly.
[00:36] ---
    As for unfamiliar places,
    unfamiliar things, and unfamiliar people,
[00:45] ---
    she hates them.
[02:20] ---
    Little Runa Sasaki
    was a coddled child growing up,
[02:23] ---
    and since she tends to believe
    that if she keeps quiet and puts on airs,
[02:23] ---
    HAUGHTY
[02:27] ---
    someone will show her kindness...
[02:30] ---
    HAUGHTY
[02:31] ---
    her classmates
    don't really know what to make of her.
[02:33] ---
    YOU KNOW,
    THAT GIRL...
[02:33] ---
    SHE'S HARD TO
    TALK TO, HUH?
[02:36] ---
    Before, the older students
    would sometimes bully her,
[02:37] ---
    YOU'RE SO CHEEKY
[02:37] ---
    CAN THOSE RIBBONS
    BE ANY BIGGER?
[02:40] ---
    I got bullied.
[02:41] ---
    But since she has 300 online friends,
    it doesn't really bother her.
[02:41] ---
    Scary.
[02:41] ---
    Scary.
    Let's just be shut-ins.
[02:41] ---
    Scary.
    Let's just be shut-ins.
    Poor Runa.
[02:47] ---
    Even if the girls
    who'd been her classmates
[02:49] ---
    for all three years of middle school...
[02:51] ---
    Ms. Sasaki? You're on duty today, right?
[02:54] ---
    Shouldn't you erase the blackboard?
[02:56] ---
    Oh, right.
[02:58] ---
    ...still call her by her last name,
    it doesn't really bother Runa.
[03:06] ---
    By the way, since little Runa Sasaki has
    always been a breathtakingly pretty girl,
[03:11] ---
    many of the boys
    secretly have a crush on her.
[03:16] ---
    But as her everyday clothes,
[03:17] ---
    which can sometimes be seen
    during school expeditions,
[03:20] ---
    is of the hardcore gothic Lolita variety
[03:22] ---
    and because her hair color is slightly
    different than the other girls,
[03:25] ---
    I DON'T KNOW...
    THERE'S SOMETHING
    OFF ABOUT HER...
[03:25] ---
    she tends to make the boys hesitant.
[03:29] ---
    On top of that,
    Runa's older brother is good-looking,
[03:32] ---
    and his friend, who she's known
    since childhood, is a knockout...
[03:36] ---
    so they're basically the standard
    for all guys in her eyes,
[03:40] ---
    meaning that the boys in her class
    look like this to her.
[03:45] ---
    Hey, look, you guys!
    I recorded a new video!
[03:48] ---
    Hey, that's adorable!
[03:50] ---
    I was dancing with Yukachi!
[03:52] ---
    Hey, you try it, too!
[03:53] ---
    First you go like this, and...
[03:58] ---
    What's up with that?
[04:02] ---
    The girls are doing
    this weird dance
    in the classroom.
[04:04] ---
    Looks fun!
[04:04] ---
    Looks fun!
    Hey, I bet you're watching it alone
    because you're socially challenged.
[04:04] ---
    Looks fun!
    Hey, I bet you're watching it alone
    because you're socially challenged.
    Just say, "Can I join you?"
    and go play with them.
[04:06] ---
    Looks fun!
    Hey, I bet you're watching it alone
    because you're socially challenged.
    Just say, "Can I join you?"
    and go play with them.
    These happy characters scare me.
[04:11] ---
    Uh-oh! I'm going to be late!
[04:13] ---
    Acchan, Makolin, see you!
[04:15] ---
    See you, Micchan!
[04:16] ---
    Bye-bye!
[04:17] ---
    Hey, see you, Ms. Sasaki!
[04:20] ---
    Good luck!
[04:21] ---
    You bet!
[04:23] ---
    Little Runa Sasaki...
[04:27] ---
    Bye-bye.
[04:30] ---
    ...is a lion at home
    and a mouse outside, spoiled,
[04:32] ---
    Episode 6:
    I Personally Would Prefer
    a Love Comedy Ending
[04:32] ---
    and extremely cowardly.
[04:40] ---
    Coming!
[04:42] ---
    Recently, Runa...
[04:46] ---
    Runa! Thanks for coming!
[04:48] ---
    ...made a new friend
    who's a slightly older girl.
[04:52] ---
    I've got some of that new pudding
    from the convenience store for you!
[04:52] ---
    I'M HERE TO PLAY
[04:56] ---
    Since Akane is slightly more grown-up
    than the girls in her class...
[05:00] ---
    Akane!
[05:02] ---
    I saw this weird dance at school today!
[05:04] ---
    What? Show me what it's like!
[05:06] ---
    ...she's nice to Runa even when she's mean
    or acts like a spoiled child.
[05:11] ---
    That's why Runa is somewhat aware
    that they're not friends on equal footing.
[05:11] ---
    LIKE THIS
[05:12] ---
    LIKE AN EEL
[05:17] ---
    And you know what else?
[05:20] ---
    Hey, hold up a sec.
[05:22] ---
    I got a text from a friend.
[05:23] ---
    HMMM
    LET'S SEE
[05:24] ---
    But since Akane is neither family
    nor a childhood friend,
[05:28] ---
    it's not like she'll act
    the way Runa wants.
[05:32] ---
    Another friend...
[05:34] ---
    You can text her later, you know.
    You're with me now!
[05:37] ---
    And it's not like she'll take the time
    to comfort her when she's sulking.
[05:41] ---
    Actually, she doesn't
    even notice her sulking.
[05:44] ---
    Hey, Runa! Check this out!
[05:45] ---
    HAUGHTY
[05:46] ---
    They're shooting a TV show
    in front of the station,
[05:48] ---
    and that actor Satoh is there!
[05:49] ---
    Want to take a look?
[05:52] ---
    You're such a fangirl, you know that?
[05:54] ---
    YOU LOVE CELEBRITIES
[05:54] ---
    Right! I sure am!
[05:56] ---
    YOU LOVE NEW PRODUCTS
[05:57] ---
    But...
[05:58] ---
    Hey, hurry up!
[06:00] ---
    Wait a minute!
[06:01] ---
    ...it's different than when she's
    with her brother and friends.
[06:03] ---
    FAST
[06:04] ---
    There's a new kind of excitement.
[06:07] ---
    Even though she supposedly doesn't like
    unfamiliar things or unfamiliar people.
[06:14] ---
    Ah...
[06:16] ---
    Even from afar, Satoh was so hot!
[06:20] ---
    Really?
[06:22] ---
    Yamada is better-looking.
[06:24] ---
    Sure he is, but Yamada's Yamada, you know?
[06:28] ---
    True.
[06:29] ---
    Hey! Would you look at that? Over there!
[06:31] ---
    They're dancing!
[06:33] ---
    Looks fun!
[06:36] ---
    Runa doesn't understand why anyone
    would dance in the street.
[06:39] ---
    Why don't we jump in
    with that weird dance?
[06:43] ---
    Not on your life!
[06:44] ---
    Was it like this?
[06:46] ---
    No, like this!
[06:49] ---
    But lately...
[06:52] ---
    she's starting to think
    that if she had more friends
[06:55] ---
    who'd do this weird dance with her...
[06:57] ---
    it might be fun. Just a little!
[07:05] ---
    I'd like to fall in love.
[07:09] ---
    According to my life plan...
[07:12] ---
    I should be getting married
    as soon as I graduate college.
[07:16] ---
    My mom had me when she was 20,
[07:19] ---
    so I've always wanted to get married
    as young as possible.
[07:24] ---
    But first I'd need a husband, right?
[07:28] ---
    And to get a husband,
    I need a boyfriend first, don't I?
[07:33] ---
    That's why I want to fall in love—
[07:35] ---
    Hey, wait, let the damage dealer finish it off.
[07:39] ---
    Right, you're almost there.
[07:40] ---
    I did it! Quest cleared!
[07:43] ---
    TONKOTSU
[07:43] ---
    No one heard a word I just said,
    am I right?
[07:46] ---
    Huh? Oh, sorry!
[07:47] ---
    Listen, Momo,
    I've gone up to Level 50 in just a week!
[07:51] ---
    Not interested!
[07:52] ---
    If you do as Runa says,
[07:54] ---
    you can max out your stats
    by the end of the month.
[07:57] ---
    Akane, we're free this afternoon.
[08:00] ---
    Are you sure you should be
    spending all day on an online game
[08:03] ---
    with a runaway middle-school kid?
[08:04] ---
    She's not a runaway!
[08:06] ---
    But, hey, she and her brother
    aren't speaking right now,
[08:08] ---
    so it's awkward for her at home, you know?
[08:10] ---
    Even still, what does it say about us,
    playing online games with a child?
[08:14] ---
    I'M NOT A CHILD
[08:15] ---
    If this is boring for you,
    why don't you go home?
[08:17] ---
    You did come here for no reason.
[08:20] ---
    You shut up.
[08:22] ---
    Don't mess with me, little girl.
[08:26] ---
    You don't know how lucky you are, Akane,
    meeting a handsome young guy.
[08:30] ---
    You mean Yamada?
[08:32] ---
    Hey, it's not what you think.
[08:34] ---
    Well, but we did
    get a little closer lately,
[08:37] ---
    and he let me add him as a friend.
[08:38] ---
    Friend request?
    Sure.
[08:39] ---
    He's as surly as ever, and he
    still won't go hunting with me.
[08:43] ---
    ALWAYS TURNING ME DOWN
    WHEN I ASK HIM
[08:44] ---
    That's because your levels
    are too far apart,
[08:46] ---
    so it wouldn't be profitable for Yamada.
[08:48] ---
    But if I ask him about equipment,
    he gives me all kinds of advice.
[08:52] ---
    He's surprisingly helpful, you know!
[08:55] ---
    Surprisingly?
    Yamada's never been anything but helpful.
[08:59] ---
    Even though he's studying for his own
    entrance exams, he still tutors me, too.
[09:03] ---
    HEY, I LEVELED UP AGAIN
[09:03] ---
    What? Then he must be beyond popular!
[09:06] ---
    He was beyond popular.
[09:08] ---
    But maybe he's awkward with girls,
[09:09] ---
    since I've never
    seen him with a girlfriend.
[09:12] ---
    What? That's such a waste!
[09:14] ---
    Maybe I'll volunteer for the job!
[09:15] ---
    Hey...
[09:16] ---
    SYSTEM: YAMADA IS ONLINE.
[09:17] ---
    Speak of the devil.
[09:19] ---
    Hey! Yamada!
[09:27] ---
    Hey.
[09:28] ---
    It's been a while
    since I've seen you online!
[09:31] ---
    I guess. I've been busy lately.
[09:34] ---
    Hey, listen!
[09:35] ---
    I upgraded my shoes
    like you taught me the other day!
[09:40] ---
    Yup!
[09:41] ---
    Yamada > Isn't that
    the wrong type of upgrade material?
[09:44] ---
    What? But I'm supposed
    to use Int gems, right?
[09:47] ---
    INT: MAGIC POWER-UP
[09:47] ---
    I just copied what you did.
[09:50] ---
    I'm a Wizard,
    so I use Ints,
[09:52] ---
    but a Paladin
    would use Vits first.
[09:54] ---
    Huh? I can't use
    these gems, then?
[09:54] ---
    VIT: VITALITY POWER-UP
[09:57] ---
    ONLY A SINGLE GEM
    FOR 999 SHARDS...
[09:58] ---
    But I worked so hard to collect them.
[10:00] ---
    Do you want to use
    my spare pair of shoes?
[10:03] ---
    They're meant for tanking, and I've
    already fully upgraded them.
[10:07] ---
    Hmm...
[10:12] ---
    No. It's all right.
[10:14] ---
    I have to collect
    those things called Vits, right?
[10:17] ---
    I'm going hunting again to collect them!
[10:20] ---
    It's not like I don't know
    where they're going to drop!
[10:22] ---
    Akane > I already remembered
    the location where they drop,
    so I'm going to go hunt again
    and collect them.
[10:27] ---
    You're right.
[10:29] ---
    Sorry. I was out of line.
[10:32] ---
    Good luck upgrading.
[10:37] ---
    A smiley face?
[10:39] ---
    That never happens!
[10:41] ---
    You're screaming to yourself.
[10:42] ---
    Did you finally break down?
[10:44] ---
    Sounds fun.
[10:48] ---
    I'm so bored!
[10:50] ---
    All you do is play that game!
    I want to go outside!
[10:53] ---
    I want to go on a group date!
[11:00] ---
    Want to give it a try, Momo?
[11:02] ---
    It's actually pretty fun.
[11:03] ---
    Games are beyond Momo!
[11:05] ---
    Come on, just try!
[11:07] ---
    But I'm clueless about computers!
[11:10] ---
    Once you get the hang of it,
    they're easy to operate.
[11:13] ---
    Huh?
[11:15] ---
    Okay, I'm going on a hunt now,
    so just watch me.
[11:28] ---
    Momo doesn't know much about computers,
[11:31] ---
    but it's a bad sign
    if there's smoke coming out, right?
[11:37] ---
    Akanecchi's computer broke down?
[11:40] ---
    Yeah. It exploded
    while she was playing FOS.
[11:43] ---
    EXPLODED?
[11:44] ---
    I hear the last update
    really bogged down FOS.
[11:48] ---
    Maybe it was too much of a strain.
[11:51] ---
    She says she can't play again
    until she saves up enough for a new one.
[11:55] ---
    SPEAKING WITHOUT
    MAKING EYE CONTACT
    DUE TO ONGOING TENSION
[11:55] ---
    She was really depressed.
[11:58] ---
    HMMM...
[11:58] ---
    Hmm.
[12:08] ---
    Coming!
[12:10] ---
    Who is it—
[12:19] ---
    Hey.
[12:23] ---
    I brought over a repairman.
[12:26] ---
    See?
[12:46] ---
    EITA SASAKI
[12:53] ---
    IGNORING
[13:02] ---
    EITA SASAKI
[13:13] ---
    Yes?
[13:13] ---
    Morning, Yamada!
[13:17] ---
    Hey.
[13:20] ---
    What's going on?
[13:22] ---
    You don't have a used computer, do you?
    Like an old spare?
[13:26] ---
    No, I don't.
[13:28] ---
    I hear that Akanecchi's computer
    broke down.
[13:32] ---
    Huh.
[13:33] ---
    That it was smoking and everything.
[13:37] ---
    Smoke? From where?
[13:40] ---
    I haven't seen it, so I don't know!
[13:43] ---
    Could you take a look at Akanecchi's
    computer when you have time?
[13:48] ---
    Me?
[13:49] ---
    You might be able to fix it
    by just swapping out a part.
[13:52] ---
    Wouldn't it be better if you went, Eita?
[13:55] ---
    I wouldn't mind going,
    but what if there was a misunderstanding?
[13:55] ---
    FRIENDS...
[14:00] ---
    You know, a healthy guy going
    into a sweet college girl's apartment?
[14:03] ---
    That would be risky.
[14:05] ---
    What exactly do you think I am?
[14:08] ---
    A new breed.
[14:11] ---
    Runa said she was
    really depressed about it.
[14:14] ---
    Akanecchi's been grinding really hard
    in FOS lately, so I feel bad for her.
[14:19] ---
    Stop by after Runa's tutoring session,
    will you?
[14:23] ---
    I'll have Runa take you over
    to her apartment, okay?
[14:26] ---
    Please?
[14:31] ---
    No. It's all right.
[14:33] ---
    I just have to collect those things
    called Vits, right?
[14:36] ---
    I'm going hunting again to collect them!
[14:48] ---
    You came to fix my computer, Yamada?
[14:52] ---
    GOD...
[14:53] ---
    That's right! I brought him over!
[14:55] ---
    I'm only here to take a look.
    Try not to get your hopes up.
[14:58] ---
    I brought him!
[14:59] ---
    JESUS...
[14:59] ---
    Please don't look at me like that.
    Seriously, I don't know if I can fix it.
[15:03] ---
    It was me!
[15:04] ---
    OUT OF ORDER
[15:05] ---
    So it's a laptop?
[15:07] ---
    Hey, make yourselves at home!
[15:09] ---
    Do you two want some snacks?
[15:11] ---
    - Please don't trouble—
    - I'll have some!
[15:14] ---
    Yamada's a good guy!
[15:16] ---
    Akane? Akane?
[15:19] ---
    Listen, over there in that room...
[15:23] ---
    Are you sure...
[15:24] ---
    it's okay?
[15:33] ---
    Thank goodness.
[15:34] ---
    He didn't notice.
[15:34] ---
    THANKS, RUNA
[15:35] ---
    Well, it's Yamada,
    so he wouldn't care anyway.
[15:38] ---
    It feels a little strange,
    having Yamada in the house,
[15:42] ---
    but remember what Runa said...
[15:43] ---
    ...awkward with girls.
[15:46] ---
    I shouldn't be too self-conscious
    around him, or he'll get uncomfortable.
[15:50] ---
    Just act natural!
[15:52] ---
    Hey, have you two had lunch yet?
[15:55] ---
    I'll whip something up if you haven't!
[15:57] ---
    I can eat!
[15:59] ---
    How about you, Yamada?
[16:04] ---
    Yes. I'll have some.
[16:06] ---
    Well, well! How rare!
[16:08] ---
    WHAT I
    EXPECTED
[16:08] ---
    I'M NOT
    HUNGRY
[16:09] ---
    No, thanks.
[16:11] ---
    I forgot to tell you this before.
[16:15] ---
    That curry you gave me,
    it was really good.
[16:19] ---
    Sorry. I just remembered now,
    so I forgot to bring the containers back
[16:26] ---
    I'm so happy!
[16:29] ---
    CURRY?
[16:29] ---
    I'm going to pour my heart and soul
    into lunch, so have lots, okay?
[16:36] ---
    Listen, a new girl just joined our guild.
[16:40] ---
    What?
[16:41] ---
    She's a really sweet-natured girl
    and cute.
[16:45] ---
    RURIHIME
[16:45] ---
    Rurihime!
[16:46] ---
    A STRANGER YELLED
    AT ME IN THE
    DUNGEON AGAIN...
[16:46] ---
    A stranger yelled at me
    in the dungeon again!
[16:49] ---
    I'M AGAINST
    BULLYING
    NEWBIES!
[16:50] ---
    I'm against
    bullying newbies!
[16:52] ---
    She totally wears
    her heart on her sleeve.
[16:55] ---
    Or should I say she doesn't
    really hide who she is?
[17:00] ---
    I think a straightforward girl like her
    would be a good match for you, Akito.
[17:04] ---
    Runa refuses to accept a stranger like that!
[17:06] ---
    What are you, his sister-in-law?
[17:18] ---
    I'm not interested.
[17:21] ---
    The adapter pin's all melted.
[17:23] ---
    ADAPTER?
[17:26] ---
    When did you buy this laptop?
[17:28] ---
    Back when I started college, so, um...
[17:31] ---
    YOU HAVE A MESSAGE FROM RUNA
[17:37] ---
    They look cute together
[17:38] ---
    ENJOY ENERGY
[17:41] ---
    Kyururu!
[17:44] ---
    They're starting to have a moment,
    but there's still some distance
[17:46] ---
    Do what you can
    to help then grow closer
[17:50] ---
    Help?
[17:52] ---
    I personally would prefer
    a love comedy ending
[17:55] ---
    Love comedy? I think...
[17:59] ---
    RUNNING INTO
     EACH OTHER
    IN THE BATH
[18:00] ---
    OH, NO!
[18:00] ---
    LUCKY PERV
[18:00] ---
    OH, NO!
[18:00] ---
    RUNNING LATE
    WITH BREAD
    IN MY MOUTH
[18:00] ---
    OH, NO!
[18:02] ---
    Like this?
[18:07] ---
    You've never cleaned
    your keyboard once, have you?
[18:10] ---
    What, you're supposed to?
[18:11] ---
    There are traces of a spill.
[18:12] ---
    Stop! Don't look!
[18:25] ---
    It's another lovely day!
[18:36] ---
    Akane?
[18:39] ---
    What's up? It's almost ready.
[18:41] ---
    Listen...
[18:43] ---
    RUNNING INTO
     EACH OTHER
    IN THE BATH
[18:43] ---
    OH, NO!
[18:43] ---
    Will you be taking a bath right now?
[18:46] ---
    No, I'm not.
[18:48] ---
    I'm cooking right now,
    so I'll be taking a bath at night.
[18:56] ---
    Yamada, are you going to take a bath?
[18:58] ---
    No, I'm not.
[19:00] ---
    Huh?
[19:01] ---
    I don't really get it, so whatever.
[19:04] ---
    Akane! Can I have a slice of bread?
[19:07] ---
    Be my guest!
[19:10] ---
    Won't you get full, eating all that?
[19:12] ---
    I'm making omurice now.
[19:14] ---
    Don't worry.
    I'm not the one who'll be eating it.
[19:16] ---
    Huh?
[19:18] ---
    BAFFLED BY THE SUDDEN
    TURN OF EVENTS
[19:20] ---
    SHE MADE HER EAT IT,
    BUT IS EATING TOAST
    WHILE RUNNING LATE
    REALLY A LOVE COMEDY?
    BAFFLED BY NOT KNOWING
    IF IT'S A LOVE COMEDY
[19:28] ---
    Why did you eat it all?
[19:30] ---
    Why did you make me eat it?
[19:31] ---
    Hey, come over here!
[19:33] ---
    Hold up! Hold up!
[19:34] ---
    - Get a little closer...
    - Come on.
[19:35] ---
    - ...or no lucky perv moment!
    - It's dangerous! Stop pushing!
[19:38] ---
    What do you mean?
[19:46] ---
    Huh? Now what am I supposed to do?
[19:48] ---
    Hey...
[19:49] ---
    you need to stop right now!
[19:51] ---
    Ouch...
[19:53] ---
    Yamada? What's wrong?
[19:55] ---
    Your hair hit my eyeball.
[19:57] ---
    No way! Sorry!
[19:59] ---
    Are you okay? It got in your eye?
[20:01] ---
    Ouch.
[20:03] ---
    Let me see it.
[20:07] ---
    Which eye?
[20:19] ---
    I'm fine.
[20:26] ---
    Huh? Oh, crap!
[20:27] ---
    I panicked and grabbed his face
    without thinking!
[20:29] ---
    Did he really hate that, I wonder?
[20:32] ---
    I'm sorry, Yamada!
[20:34] ---
    You apologize, too, Runa!
[20:36] ---
    I'm... sorry.
[20:40] ---
    I'll tie my hair up, okay?
[20:42] ---
    - Um...
    - Yes?
[20:44] ---
    I'm heading back home for now.
[20:46] ---
    What?
[20:47] ---
    Because I didn't bring over
    any of the tools I need.
[20:51] ---
    Oh, but—
[20:52] ---
    I'll be right back.
[20:53] ---
    Isn't it a hassle going back and forth?
[20:55] ---
    - I really feel bad now.
    - It's all right.
[20:57] ---
    I live nearby.
[21:08] ---
    It was like he was escaping.
[21:12] ---
    So you think so, too?
[21:16] ---
    He really must have been uncomfortable.
[21:18] ---
    So it's true that he's awkward with women.
[21:23] ---
    I wish I hadn't done that to him.
[23:01] ---
    Girls who have less hair...
[23:05] ---
    AKANE
[23:05] ---
    can use this kind of pin...
[23:08] ---
    TYPE: THIN
[23:08] ---
    to tie their hair back simply.
[23:08] ---
    AMOUNT: NOT TOO MUCH
[23:11] ---
    Girls who have lots of hair...
[23:14] ---
    RUNA
[23:17] ---
    AMOUNT: A LOT
[23:17] ---
    TYPE: THICK
[23:18] ---
    turn out like this.
[23:19] ---
    MY ARMS ARE TIRED
[23:20] ---
    Girls who have lots of hair
    have a hard time with ponytails.
[23:22] ---
    I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE
[23:25] ---
    You don't have a lot of hair, Akane.
    That makes me jealous.
[23:29] ---
    Isn't it better to have more hair?
[23:30] ---
    No, not really.
[23:34] ---
    There's no end
    to a young girl's anxieties.
[23:37] ---
    Ah.

Season 1

E8 - If That Happened, That Would Be…

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[00:03] ---
    THE 53RD TOSEI FESTIVAL
[00:09] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting!
[00:11] ---
    There she is!
[00:12] ---
    Akane! You're late!
[00:14] ---
    Sorry!
[00:20] ---
    I got called in to work
    all of sudden last night.
[00:24] ---
    Then I had to work on my paper,
    so I hardly got any sleep.
[00:28] ---
    Seriously?
[00:29] ---
    Convenience stores are so understaffed.
    It's a tough job!
[00:33] ---
    Hey!
[00:34] ---
    You guys!
[00:36] ---
    CLASS 2-B
    CREPES
[00:36] ---
    CUTE...
[00:36] ---
    HE'S CUTE
[00:36] ---
    Let's get going!
[00:37] ---
    Ohh! So cute!
[00:40] ---
    That person with the rabbit ears
    and looking overjoyed,
[00:43] ---
    is that Eita?
[00:44] ---
    He's got a horde of girls snapping him.
[00:46] ---
    Well, Eita's a huge fan
    of these festivals.
[00:50] ---
    Huh? Wait up! Wait up, will you?
[00:54] ---
    I said wait up!
[00:57] ---
    CLASS 3-E
    COSPLAY CAFE
[01:06] ---
    So this is Yamada's school, huh?
[02:40] ---
    Episode 8:
    If That Happened,That Would Be...
[02:44] ---
    Would you look at all these stalls?
[02:47] ---
    SPONSOR
[02:47] ---
    Hey, Runa, is there
    something you'd like to eat?
[02:50] ---
    Runa doesn't want anything.
[02:51] ---
    Huh?
[02:56] ---
    Runa's nervous because
    she's taking the entrance exam
[02:59] ---
    for this school next year.
[03:00] ---
    Oh.
[03:02] ---
    Runa! Relax!
[03:04] ---
    This could be an opportunity
    to get familiar with this place!
[03:06] ---
    Runa's insecure, so she can't.
[03:14] ---
    CLASS 2-B
    MAID CAFE
[03:15] ---
    Welcome!
[03:18] ---
    Yay! I want to go!
[03:21] ---
    I want to go! I want to go! I want to go!
[03:21] ---
    HAUNTED HOUSE
[03:23] ---
    - Ohh.
    - I want to go! I want to go!
[03:24] ---
    - Go on, you two!
    - I want to go!
[03:26] ---
    Two patients are here.
    I'm sending them in!
[03:29] ---
    Hey...
[03:32] ---
    Where should we go, then?
[03:34] ---
    TAKOYAKI
    SO DELISH
    IN THE QUAD
[03:36] ---
    COSPLAY CAFE
    CLASS 3-F
[03:43] ---
    Huh?
[03:45] ---
    My stomach hurts.
[03:48] ---
    What?
[03:50] ---
    I'm so nervous, my stomach hurts!
[03:53] ---
    I can't do this anymore.
[03:54] ---
    If I'm this fragile,
    I'll fail the entrance exams—
[03:57] ---
    Okay, stop right there.
[03:59] ---
    Let's go to the restroom.
[04:09] ---
    Mr. Kamota and I
    just exited the haunted house!
[04:12] ---
    Let's meet up in about 15 minutes!
[04:16] ---
    Okay.
[04:17] ---
    Okay
[04:19] ---
    I wonder if Yamada's
    going to join us at some point?
[04:22] ---
    NOT THAT I'VE HEARD ANYTHING...
[04:23] ---
    I think I'll ask him.
[04:28] ---
    Wait, if I ask him, he might think
    that I want to see him or something.
[04:34] ---
    Well, I'll find out later without asking,
    so never mind!
[04:40] ---
    ACCEPTED TO THE CITY ATHLETIC TOURNAMENT
    CONGRATULATIONS
[04:40] ---
    What a shock!
[04:41] ---
    Are you all right?
[04:42] ---
    It fell apart!
[04:43] ---
    Oh, man, are you okay?
    We'll take care of it.
[04:47] ---
    Thanks!
[04:50] ---
    Bring it into the classroom.
[04:54] ---
    - Yamada—
    - Yamada!
[04:57] ---
    Kishida from Ethics class is taking part
[04:58] ---
    in the first-years'
    fighting game tournament,
[05:00] ---
    but his moves are totally insane!
[05:05] ---
    He's kind of...
[05:06] ---
    HE'S SMILING...
[05:07] ---
    hard to approach right now.
[05:08] ---
    NOWHERE TO PUT
    HER HAND
[05:10] ---
    Oh, we're bringing those inside?
    Let me help out.
[05:11] ---
    Will he look this way, maybe?
[05:14] ---
    Hey, Yamada...
[05:18] ---
    Oh. There he goes.
[05:25] ---
    Oh, well, it is what it is.
[05:27] ---
    He seemed busy, anyway.
[05:28] ---
    Of course he wouldn't notice me.
[05:34] ---
    For heaven's sake...
[05:37] ---
    I told them to start putting away
    the boxes they were done with first,
[05:41] ---
    but they're just leaving them out.
[05:42] ---
    Everyone's so sloppy, right?
[05:45] ---
    Tsubaki, is it all right
    if I step out for a minute?
[05:48] ---
    Hmm? I don't have a problem with that,
    but where are you going?
[05:52] ---
    Nowhere special.
[05:59] ---
    She's been in there a while.
[06:02] ---
    I think I'll go check on her.
[06:16] ---
    Are you alone?
[06:23] ---
    You noticed that I was here?
[06:27] ---
    Yes. I was going to call out to you,
    but then we had some trouble.
[06:35] ---
    Anyway, why are you alone?
[06:41] ---
    Why...
[06:43] ---
    are you smiling?
[06:47] ---
    Oh... it's nothing.
[07:00] ---
    Runa seems to have a case of the nerves,
    so she's been in the restroom.
[07:04] ---
    But I'm getting worried
    since it's been a while,
[07:07] ---
    so I was just about to go check on her.
[07:16] ---
    I can't do it.
[07:18] ---
    There's no way that I can make it
    through the real entrance exam like this.
[07:22] ---
    I JUST CAN'T HANDLE PRESSURE
[07:22] ---
    You don't have a fever, so just lie down,
    and we'll see how it goes.
[07:28] ---
    Yamada... what are you doing?
[07:31] ---
    I'm letting Eita know—
[07:34] ---
    Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!
[07:35] ---
    Don't tell Eita about this!
    He's so going to take me home!
[07:38] ---
    I can't not tell him.
[07:39] ---
    But I haven't eaten anything yummy yet,
    and I haven't had any fun!
[07:43] ---
    I thought you had a stomachache.
[07:45] ---
    But I want to eat all kinds of food here!
[07:47] ---
    That's why I haven't eaten a thing
    since last night, you know!
[07:51] ---
    That must be the cause!
[07:52] ---
    Oh! Then I'll just go buy
    some stuff for you.
[07:55] ---
    I TOTALLY FORGOT,
    BUT I'M YOUR SPONSOR
[07:55] ---
    So that you can have it
    once you're feeling better, okay?
[08:01] ---
    In that case...
[08:03] ---
    I want a crepe,
    a cheese dog, and takoyaki.
[08:07] ---
    And they were selling
    pork miso soup in the courtyard,
[08:10] ---
    so I want some of that, too.
[08:11] ---
    And I just have to have
    a limited edition festival T-shirt.
[08:14] ---
    Sure, sure.
[08:16] ---
    AKANE
[08:16] ---
    Where do they sell
    the festival tees?
[08:18] ---
    YAMADA
[08:18] ---
    I'll take you there.
[08:20] ---
    See you later.
[08:26] ---
    Yamada, is it okay for you
    not to be working with your classmates?
[08:29] ---
    Hey, look! Look at that!
[08:31] ---
    Yes. I was going to take off
    in the afternoon, anyway.
[08:31] ---
    Hey, who's that?
[08:33] ---
    No way! His girlfriend?
[08:34] ---
    For real?
[08:35] ---
    I'm glad to hear that.
[08:38] ---
    It's backstage work,
    so we're pretty free once it's underway.
[08:39] ---
    No way, he's with someone!
[08:41] ---
    I thought Yamada didn't have a girlfriend.
[08:42] ---
    Oh, really?
    What's your class doing, Yamada?
[08:47] ---
    We teamed up with the class next door
    to make a giant labyrinth outside.
[08:52] ---
    Anyway...
[08:53] ---
    Is that his girlfriend?
[08:53] ---
    BED OF NAILS
[08:53] ---
    are people totally staring at us?
[08:54] ---
    - No!
    - Who is that woman?
[08:56] ---
    Oh, you noticed, too? Thank goodness!
[09:00] ---
    Feels like a knife to the back.
    I'm going to walk ahead.
[09:04] ---
    - Oh, sorry.
    - Hey.
[09:07] ---
    Hey, Yamada! So you've been
    wandering around here, huh?
[09:10] ---
    I hear you're finally taking part
    in the pageant this year!
[09:13] ---
    So you couldn't quite escape it
    for the whole three years, huh?
[09:17] ---
    Yeah.
[09:28] ---
    POW POW POW
[09:29] ---
    Look at you! You're with a girl? Hey!
[09:32] ---
    I always thought you were a perverse guy,
    not caring how popular you were,
[09:35] ---
    YAMADA... STAND UP
    FOR YOURSELF A LITTLE...
[09:36] ---
    but I'm changing my tune now, you punk!
[09:38] ---
    Hey, Yamada! Yamada, hey!
[09:41] ---
    Huh? I've never seen you before.
[09:43] ---
    Which high school do you go to?
[09:45] ---
    Oh, no. I'm a college student, and—
[09:48] ---
    Older?
[09:48] ---
    TOO CLOSE...
[09:49] ---
    - Older?
    - Older?
[09:50] ---
    I see! You like older women, then?
    Good for you!
[09:52] ---
    Older?
[09:56] ---
    You've made me really happy, you know!
[09:59] ---
    Wow. He was totally
    a jock-type of teacher, huh?
[10:00] ---
    Well! Who knew that
    Yamada, of all people,
[10:03] ---
    would go
    for older women?
[10:03] ---
    He's my P.E. teacher.
[10:04] ---
    AT A LOSS
    FOR WORDS
[10:05] ---
    Oh?
[10:08] ---
    Yamada!
[10:14] ---
    Is that person your girlfriend?
[10:16] ---
    PEEP PEEP PEEP
[10:16] ---
    - How long have you been dating?
    - Who is she?
[10:18] ---
    Do you prefer older women?
[10:20] ---
    Who are they?
[10:21] ---
    First years, I think?
    Going by the color of their shoes.
[10:24] ---
    Gotta hand it to the youth...
[10:27] ---
    Um, I'm not his girlfriend.
[10:29] ---
    Oh!
[10:31] ---
    So you're really not dating, then?
[10:32] ---
    Is that true?
[10:33] ---
    Then why are you together?
[10:35] ---
    Yamada! Why is that?
[10:37] ---
    Who is this person?
[10:38] ---
    It's not true
    that you like older women, right?
[10:47] ---
    RAGGED...
[10:47] ---
    INTERROGATED
    BY NUMEROUS GIRLS
    ALONG THE WAY
[10:47] ---
    We finally made it out of the building.
[10:50] ---
    I'm totally exhausted.
[10:54] ---
    Hey!
[10:55] ---
    Oh, there's Akito, too!
[10:58] ---
    We bought tons of stuff!
[11:03] ---
    Runa's got a stomachache again?
[11:06] ---
    Huh? Akanecchi, did you just age?
[11:09] ---
    Listen, both of you! It was such an ordeal
    just getting here, you know!
[11:14] ---
    We got the festival tee that Runa wanted!
[11:14] ---
    Let me guess, the campus was abuzz
    because Akito was with a girl, am I right?
[11:18] ---
    And here's a cheese dog, some takoyaki,
    and also—also...
[11:18] ---
    Same thing happened to Runa last year.
[11:20] ---
    Well, this was no joke!
[11:22] ---
    You should have seen their eyes!
[11:24] ---
    It's like it was even less convincing
    because I'm not his girlfriend!
[11:26] ---
    WHAT DO THEY
    WANT ME TO DO?
[11:27] ---
    SMIRK
[11:27] ---
    I wish I could have seen that.
[11:29] ---
    You swaggering about
    as you crush the hopes of every girl!
[11:32] ---
    That's not it! It was a misunderstanding!
[11:36] ---
    Well, then, if you're
    going to get death stares anyway,
[11:38] ---
    don't you think you might as well...
[11:41] ---
    just start dating?
[11:46] ---
    DON'T YOU THINK YOU MIGHT AS WELL
    JUST START DATING?
[11:50] ---
    Right, Akito?
[11:58] ---
    Well... well...
[12:00] ---
    yeah, I guess.
[12:02] ---
    Huh?
[12:03] ---
    - Akanecchi's so cheery. Isn't she great?
    - What? What are you—
[12:06] ---
    I guess so.
[12:07] ---
    Her hobby's online gaming,
    so you're like a perfect match.
[12:08] ---
    Hey! You're so out of line—
[12:09] ---
    I guess so.
[12:11] ---
    All right! You're officially a couple!
[12:13] ---
    Just kidding!
[12:20] ---
    A-Akanecchi.
[12:28] ---
    S-Sorry!
[12:30] ---
    Huh?
[12:31] ---
    I was just kidding!
[12:33] ---
    What?
[12:34] ---
    REALIZING IT WAS A JOKE,
    HE THINKS HE PLAYED ALONG LIKE A PRO
[12:34] ---
    Sorry! Sorry!
    I was just teasing Akito, okay?
[12:36] ---
    STILL HASN'T
    CAUGHT ON
[12:37] ---
    Oh... kidding.
[12:39] ---
    That's right!
    Sorry, okay?
[12:46] ---
    Whoa.
[12:48] ---
    I've got some shopping to do!
    Runa's food!
[12:50] ---
    A-Akanecchi!
[12:52] ---
    Akane.
[12:57] ---
    I hate you, Eita!
[13:01] ---
    Don't you give me
    a hard time too, Yamada!
[13:04] ---
    Damn it!
[13:07] ---
    Oh, crap. I was just messing with Akito,
    but I ended up hurting Akenecchi, too.
[13:11] ---
    You two wait here, okay?
    I'm going to go apologize to her.
[13:36] ---
    In a situation like that, I should have...
[13:40] ---
    Don't you think
    you might as well just start dating?
[13:43] ---
    Right, right. That's enough joking around.
[13:46] ---
    That would have been the right response.
[13:52] ---
    But...
[13:57] ---
    What's wrong with me?
    Why am I reacting in this crazy way?
[14:02] ---
    Yamada sure had a blank stare on his face.
[14:07] ---
    I'm so embarrassed!
[14:09] ---
    RETRO CAFE
[14:11] ---
    I-I'm so sorry!
[14:12] ---
    STARE...
[14:14] ---
    Please walk slowly through the halls.
[14:18] ---
    Yamada?
[14:20] ---
    Hey! Wait.
[14:22] ---
    Don't run!
[14:29] ---
    Hey, Yamada. Is that person with you?
[14:36] ---
    Akane!
[14:38] ---
    Please just stop for now.
[14:52] ---
    The stairs... it's not safe.
[14:58] ---
    Don't make her run, okay?
[15:10] ---
    What happened just now,
    sorry about that.
[15:12] ---
    My name...
[15:14] ---
    you said it for the first time!
[15:16] ---
    What? No, that can't be true.
[15:19] ---
    But it is true!
    I'm sure it's the first time!
[15:22] ---
    You've gone so long
    without calling me by my name,
[15:25] ---
    I was secretly convinced that you
    didn't know my name in the first place!
[15:27] ---
    I KNOW
    YOUR NAME
[15:29] ---
    AS MY LEADING
    HYPOTHESIS!!
[15:30] ---
    That's ridiculous.
[15:32] ---
    Who's that girl?
[15:32] ---
    So... about what just happened...
[15:34] ---
    - Yamada's with a girl.
    - Are you kidding me?
[15:45] ---
    Come over here with me!
[15:49] ---
    Sorry to drag you to a deserted area.
[15:53] ---
    I couldn't ignore
    those murderous looks behind my back.
[15:55] ---
    Is that what you felt?
[15:57] ---
    OKAY, NO ONE'S AROUND...
[16:00] ---
    Sorry about what happened before.
[16:04] ---
    I had no intention of teasing you.
[16:08] ---
    I knew that Eita was joking around again,
    so I started to just—
[16:12] ---
    H-Hold up!
[16:14] ---
    It's not like I'm mad,
    so let's not talk about this anymore!
[16:16] ---
    What?
[16:18] ---
    You're not mad?
[16:21] ---
    But a second ago, you were clearly mad.
[16:23] ---
    I wasn't, okay? I really wasn't!
[16:26] ---
    It's just that...
[16:28] ---
    I-I guess I was a little embarrassed...
[16:32] ---
    so I ended up...
[16:33] ---
    SORRY...
[16:35] ---
    saying those things.
[16:39] ---
    Huh? Sorry, which part
    made you feel embarrassed?
[16:44] ---
    Can you please not ask about that?
[16:48] ---
    So you really aren't mad?
[16:54] ---
    I told you, I'm not mad at all.
[17:00] ---
    I'm glad to hear that.
[17:12] ---
    All right, do you want to go shopping?
[17:15] ---
    What if...
[17:19] ---
    if I'd taken Eita's joke seriously and
    said, "Okay, I'll start dating Yamada"?
[17:30] ---
    If I'd said that,
    what would you have done, Yamada?
[18:03] ---
    Just—Just kidding!
[18:06] ---
    Someone might actually take it seriously,
    just like that,
[18:09] ---
    so you shouldn't joke
    about romantic stuff!
[18:12] ---
    Got that?
[18:13] ---
    - Yes.
    - All right! Come on, then!
[18:17] ---
    Something's wrong with me!
    Something's wrong with me!
[18:20] ---
    If that happened, that would be...
[18:24] ---
    a real honor.
[18:32] ---
    But for a nobody like me,
[18:35] ---
    you're like a prize that I can't reach,
[18:39] ---
    so I've never really thought about it.
[18:42] ---
    A PRIZE THAT HE
    CAN'T REACH
[18:42] ---
    Yamada!
[18:46] ---
    What? Are you being serious with me?
[18:48] ---
    ALTHOUGH IT IS
    KIND OF INTERESTING
[18:49] ---
    Yes.
[18:52] ---
    That's how you've been seeing me?
[18:56] ---
    Yes.
[19:02] ---
    What were we supposed to buy again?
[19:08] ---
    Wait for me!
[19:11] ---
    A crepe, a cheese dog, some takoyaki,
    and pork miso soup.
[19:18] ---
    Also, I think you're
    a pretty fun guy, Yamada!
[19:21] ---
    For real?
[20:57] ---
    I'm begging you! Please enter
    the pageant this year, Yamada!
[21:01] ---
    No, I'm telling you, it's not happening.
[21:02] ---
    Come on, don't be like that!
[21:04] ---
    Just look outside the classroom!
[21:10] ---
    - See?
    - Not doing it.
[21:11] ---
    TOSEI FESTIVAL
    STARTS IN 1 DAY
[21:11] ---
    Please! This is our last festival!
[21:13] ---
    We want our last festival
    to be the most memorable of all!
[21:17] ---
    That's right!
[21:18] ---
    I guess being too handsome
    can be a headache, too.
[21:21] ---
    And he's an awesome gamer, too.
    That's cheating!
[21:27] ---
    Isn't it about time
    you put a stop to that?
[21:31] ---
    If you say so.
[21:35] ---
    I'm in!
[21:37] ---
    Huh?
[21:41] ---
    Okamoto, what do you think you're doing?
[21:43] ---
    Hey, just leave it to me!
[21:45] ---
    THE DAY OF THE TOSEI FESTIVAL
[21:49] ---
    And now the moment
    you've all been waiting for!
[21:50] ---
    MR. TOSEI FESTIVAL PAGEANT
[21:52] ---
    The guy who's refused to enter
    the Mr. Tousei Pageant
[21:54] ---
    for two years running!
[21:56] ---
    Here he is now!
[22:02] ---
    Entry number six!
[22:05] ---
    Class 3-A, Akito Yamada!
[22:18] ---
    Now batting for Yamada,
    pinch hitter Okamoto!
[22:26] ---
    Play ball!
[22:42] ---
    Where's Yamada?
[22:43] ---
    Take a hike, Okamoto!
[22:45] ---
    No one asked for you!
[22:47] ---
    Right, my favorite foods
    are hamburgers and fries.
[22:50] ---
    And I can't stand campers and snipers.
[22:52] ---
    I'm Takeaki Okamoto!
[22:54] ---
    Vote for me!
[22:55] ---
    Let's go, Okamoto!
[22:58] ---
    Come on, Okamoto!
[23:00] ---
    Are you serious?
[23:01] ---
    - We want to see Yamada!
    - Go, Okamoto!
[23:04] ---
    Make this place rock in Yamada's place!
[23:06] ---
    What's a camper?
[23:08] ---
    Please follow the rules for cheering!
[23:13] ---
    At least buy him a hamburger later.
[23:16] ---
    Yeah, you're right.
[23:24] ---
    Let your big bro have some, too.
[23:25] ---
    Huh!
[23:26] ---
    Big Bro is hungry!
[23:28] ---
    Huh!
[23:29] ---
    Just one bite!
[23:30] ---
    Ready? Ahh!
[23:31] ---
    Creepy!
[23:33] ---
    Huh?
[23:35] ---
    SOUNDS LIKE A PARTY OUT THERE

Season 1

E9 - The Guild Is Facing a Crisis!!

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[00:01] ---
    Welcome!
[00:03] ---
    How about some piping-hot fried chicken?
[00:06] ---
    YUMMY JELLY
[00:06] ---
    SUGAR-FREE TEA
[00:06] ---
    Please tap your phone there.
[00:10] ---
    IF YOU PURCHASE OVER 700 YEN,
    YOU CAN DRAW ONE!!
[00:11] ---
    All right, sir! Here's your
    lottery ticket for our campaign!
[00:15] ---
    Draw one, please.
[00:19] ---
    By any chance...
[00:20] ---
    LAST NIGHT
    CONVERSATION IN FOS
[00:20] ---
    You'll go to a convenience store
    tomorrow, right?
[00:22] ---
    did you pester me so hard
    just to get me to do this?
[00:23] ---
    Then drop by mine!
    See, we have a fun event going on!
[00:25] ---
    Is your interest piqued?
[00:25] ---
    Hey, why not?
    It's on your way home, anyway, right?
[00:27] ---
    THEY'RE DOING THIS
    NEAR MY PLACE, TOO
[00:27] ---
    YOU REALLY
    DON'T EAT HEALTHY
[00:28] ---
    And you buy your dinner here every day,
    don't you?
[00:31] ---
    Right. I guess so.
[00:32] ---
    We haven't seen each other
    since the festival, huh? How's Runa doing?
[00:36] ---
    Yeah, she seems to be studying hard.
[00:39] ---
    Is that right?
[00:40] ---
    HE WON SOME CUP RAMEN
[00:41] ---
    She calls me once in a while,
    but we hardly ever get to see each other.
[00:45] ---
    Is that a friend of yours, Akane?
[00:45] ---
    AKANE'S CO-WORKER,
    MS. SHINOHARA (HOUSEWIFE)
[00:48] ---
    Ms. Shinohara!
[00:49] ---
    What a good-looking kid!
[00:51] ---
    He sure is! We met playing the same game!
[00:54] ---
    He has such a gorgeous face.
    He looks like an actor!
[00:58] ---
    My heart's pounding!
[01:00] ---
    Okay, I'll be heading—
[01:01] ---
    My shift will be over soon,
    so wait for me!
[01:03] ---
    Let's go home together!
[02:37] ---
    Look at him waiting so faithfully.
[02:40] ---
    Is he your boyfriend, by any chance?
[02:41] ---
    No, no! He seems to have a hard time
    dealing with women, so it's not like that.
[02:46] ---
    Oh, well, what a shame.
[02:48] ---
    FUFU
[02:48] ---
    But you like him, don't you, Akane?
[02:51] ---
    Huh?
[02:51] ---
    You were so determined
    to keep him from leaving!
[02:55] ---
    Uh... I don't know about that.
[02:57] ---
    FUN!
[02:58] ---
    Ah! Spoken like a true maiden!
[03:02] ---
    It's true that,
    compared to when we first met,
[03:04] ---
    I'M NOT INTERESTED
[03:04] ---
    Yamada seems to have
    really opened up to me.
[03:06] ---
    WHAT A PAIN
    I WANT TO GO HOME
[03:09] ---
    KINOSHITA
[03:11] ---
    I can see that he's
    really a very sweet kid.
[03:16] ---
    Good job.
[03:17] ---
    The thought does cross my mind.
[03:19] ---
    Thanks for waiting!
[03:22] ---
    Even if we're only linked by a game,
    I'm happy that we're able to get closer.
[03:29] ---
    But the same goes for Eita and Runa,
    doesn't it?
[03:30] ---
    The Guild is Facing a Crisis!!
[03:36] ---
    Hey, I didn't ask you here
    for the lottery.
[03:39] ---
    Actually, I made you a meal to thank you,
    and I wanted to give it to you.
[03:45] ---
    To thank me?
[03:46] ---
    For my computer.
[03:47] ---
    Since I couldn't really do much for you
    during the festival.
[03:50] ---
    It's not really a big deal, you know.
[03:53] ---
    Now that my penny-pinching days
    are finally over...
[03:56] ---
    there's a pretty lavish feast in there!
[04:01] ---
    I don't know why...
[04:04] ---
    but I feel like I shouldn't see him...
[04:07] ---
    in a romantic light.
[04:13] ---
    Achoo!
[04:14] ---
    Uh-oh, I sneezed in front of someone
    about to take entrance exams.
[04:18] ---
    Do you have a cold?
[04:19] ---
    I'm not sure.
[04:21] ---
    Did I have a mask in here?
[04:35] ---
    Did you find one?
[04:37] ---
    Found it.
[04:57] ---
    I hope that it doesn't get worse.
[04:59] ---
    Your cold.
[05:04] ---
    Yeah.
[05:07] ---
    Thanks.
[05:16] ---
    FARAWAY GAZE...
[05:16] ---
    A guy who's unwittingly kind,
    don't you think that's terrifying?
[05:23] ---
    Keep going.
[05:25] ---
    Let down your guard,
[05:26] ---
    and you're like,
    "Wait, is he into me?"
[05:29] ---
    But it's a delusion, and that's
    not the guy's intention at all.
[05:32] ---
    He's just displaying kindness.
    It's a terrifying trap.
[05:38] ---
    Let me confirm one thing.
[05:40] ---
    How can you be so sure
    that it's not his intention?
[05:43] ---
    STUDYING NAIL ART
[05:43] ---
    Also, can I try something
    a little flashy on you?
[05:46] ---
    The theme is "Night Butterfly."
[05:47] ---
    What? Please don't.
[05:48] ---
    I'll get into trouble at work.
[05:50] ---
    You're not naming any names,
    but you're talking about Yamada, right?
[05:54] ---
    OHHH
[05:55] ---
    Yup.
[05:56] ---
    But you were so thrilled
    that he said you were out of his league!
[05:58] ---
    I don't even think he meant much by that.
[06:01] ---
    Huh?
[06:02] ---
    That's what makes it so terrifying.
[06:06] ---
    If a hot, younger guy
    ever said that to me,
[06:09] ---
    even if he wasn't thinking straight,
[06:11] ---
    I wouldn't waste any time making a move.
[06:13] ---
    NIGHT BUTTERFLY
[06:14] ---
    I have no idea
    why you're hemming and hawing.
[06:14] ---
    WELL?
[06:15] ---
    NO
[06:16] ---
    I'm not hemming and hawing.
[06:19] ---
    Really? It looks to me like the most
    hemming and hawing you've ever done.
[06:23] ---
    I see you having a blast
    talking about Yamada
[06:26] ---
    and trying to figure him out...
[06:29] ---
    but you haven't said a word about
    what you want to do, Akane.
[06:34] ---
    If you don't tell me that,
    I can't possibly make any comments.
[06:42] ---
    You're absolutely right.
[06:44] ---
    - Night Butterfly?
    - That, I decline!
[06:45] ---
    RUNA SASAKI
[06:48] ---
    It's Runa.
[06:49] ---
    Oh, that girl? I remember her.
[06:51] ---
    The middle-school Goth girl.
[06:53] ---
    That's right.
[06:54] ---
    Hello?
[06:55] ---
    Akane! Can we meet up now?
[06:57] ---
    The guild is facing a crisis!
[06:59] ---
    Huh?
[07:08] ---
    Runa!
[07:11] ---
    Thanks for waiting!
[07:13] ---
    Are you sure it's okay
    for you to be out at this hour?
[07:16] ---
    It's starting to get dark.
[07:18] ---
    I came by taxi, so it's all good.
[07:20] ---
    I'm also going home by taxi.
[07:22] ---
    Then I guess
    there's nothing to worry about!
[07:24] ---
    Hey, listen. This afternoon,
    I was with Yamada, and—
[07:27] ---
    Never mind that! Did you read my text?
[07:29] ---
    Yeah, sure.
[07:30] ---
    I read it.
    We're getting a new guild member.
[07:34] ---
    Yet another woman that I don't know
    just joined our guild.
[07:38] ---
    It's unbelievable! We agreed
    to keep it in the family when we started!
[07:42] ---
    Oh, I do like you now, Akane,
[07:44] ---
    Talk about cliquish.
[07:44] ---
    but at this rate,
    when I'm done with my exams,
[07:46] ---
    it'll be a totally different guild!
[07:48] ---
    Not only that, but it's a woman!
[07:49] ---
    When I can't deal with women!
    Women always hate me!
[07:51] ---
    BECAUSE I'M CUTE!?
[07:53] ---
    Well, I'm looking forward to it, you know.
[07:55] ---
    GRIND GRIND
[07:55] ---
    I hope it's a girl
    who's new to online games.
[07:58] ---
    Hey, I bought some hot chocolate.
    Want some?
[07:58] ---
    IT'S A LIMITED EDITION
    FOR WINTER
[08:00] ---
    Too nonchalant!
[08:01] ---
    CONFIDENTIAL
    SUPER SECRET
    ABSOLUTELY CANNOT PEEK
[08:01] ---
    So anyway...
[08:03] ---
    I drew up a plan
    to drive her out immediately.
[08:05] ---
    Hey!
[08:07] ---
    New players have anxieties,
    so it's on us to welcome them, okay?
[08:13] ---
    COCOA
[08:14] ---
    And you know what,
    once you get to really know her,
[08:17] ---
    you might end up as friends.
[08:19] ---
    Just like you and me.
[08:30] ---
    The thought that you
    might get to be friends
[08:32] ---
    with someone you normally wouldn't meet...
[08:35] ---
    isn't it kind of exciting?
[08:38] ---
    That's what I don't like!
[08:39] ---
    I know that you're going
    to get close to her right away!
[08:42] ---
    Then you're going to start hanging out
    with her all the time, not me, right?
[08:46] ---
    That's not true.
    I haven't even talked to her yet.
[08:48] ---
    I just know that's what's going to happen!
[08:50] ---
    UH...
[08:50] ---
    The three of us can all be friends,
    can't we?
[08:53] ---
    I don't like odd numbers!
    One of us will be left out!
[08:57] ---
    Let's all get along together, okay?
[09:00] ---
    Okay?
[09:07] ---
    JUST RIDE THIS OUT WITH COCOA...
[09:07] ---
    It's like I have a jealous girlfriend now.
[09:11] ---
    Well, I knew all along...
[09:13] ---
    that you'd say something like that.
[09:18] ---
    And my brother's like,
    "Yamada's introducing us to this girl,
[09:22] ---
    so you'd better
    give her a proper welcome."
[09:25] ---
    It was Yamada?
[09:25] ---
    THANK YOU FOR THE COCOA
[09:26] ---
    I hear it's a girl in his class.
[09:29] ---
    She usually plays FPS games,
[09:32] ---
    but she wants to take a break
    and play an MMO.
[09:35] ---
    They seem to be pretty close, but when
    I called and asked him about her...
[09:39] ---
    Tell me!
[09:41] ---
    She's normal.
[09:42] ---
    ...Yamada wouldn't tell me much.
[09:46] ---
    And he said if I was mean to her
    like when you joined, he'd really get mad.
[09:50] ---
    I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING YET...
[09:51] ---
    A girl that he's friends with?
[09:54] ---
    Kind of unexpected, don't you think?
    For Yamada to bring in a girl?
[09:58] ---
    Huh? Yeah, I guess so.
[10:01] ---
    Oh! Never mind that! I have a great idea!
[10:04] ---
    Give me your phone!
[10:06] ---
    ADD A PHOTO
[10:07] ---
    YAMADA
[10:09] ---
    What are you doing?
[10:10] ---
    I'm saving Yamada's number.
[10:12] ---
    You call him, Akane!
[10:14] ---
    He was wary of me, so Runa didn't
    get anywhere, but I bet he'd tell you!
[10:19] ---
    If Runa just knew what kind of girl
    she is, I could rest easy!
[10:22] ---
    AKITO YAMADA
[10:25] ---
    4F KAWAI CRAM SCHOOL
    3F KAWAI CRAM SCHOOL
[10:26] ---
    I hear that they
    started dating after that!
[10:29] ---
    For real?
[10:30] ---
    But didn't they say
    they weren't each other's type?
[10:32] ---
    Even still,
    we're talking about a boy and a girl, so—
[10:35] ---
    Even if you think there's no way,
[10:37] ---
    they can end up together
    thanks to something trivial.
[10:45] ---
    Can people fall in love
    thanks to something trivial?
[10:51] ---
    Hello, Prez!
[10:52] ---
    Good evening, Okamoto and Yamada.
[10:55] ---
    - Hi.
    - Hey, Prez,
[10:57] ---
    that's pretty funny,
    walking in here, muttering to yourself.
[11:00] ---
    What? I was asking you two a question.
[11:03] ---
    WELL, SORRY ABOUT THAT
[11:03] ---
    Lovers, huh? Well, the thing is...
[11:07] ---
    YEARS WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND = WHOLE LIFE
    HOBBY = VIDEO GAMES
[11:07] ---
    I'm not sure you're asking
    the right people here.
[11:10] ---
    Well, you do have a point.
[11:11] ---
    Oh, and, Yamada,
    thanks for letting me into your guild...
[11:15] ---
    talking to the guild master for me.
[11:17] ---
    Sure.
[11:18] ---
    What's this about?
[11:20] ---
    About games.
[11:21] ---
    Oh, FOS?
[11:22] ---
    I just started playing it,
[11:24] ---
    and I heard that it's better
    to be in one of the stronger guilds.
[11:28] ---
    So I asked Yamada to let me join his.
[11:29] ---
    CAN I EAT
    THIS BURGER?
[11:30] ---
    BUT CLASS IS
    ABOUT TO START
[11:30] ---
    Well, you are a secret gamer, right, Prez?
[11:32] ---
    I wouldn't say that I'm hiding it.
[11:34] ---
    But it's not like I can talk about it
    with the other girls.
[11:37] ---
    It's all mostly girl talk, anyway.
[11:40] ---
    Prez! You're into girl talk?
[11:43] ---
    Not really.
[11:46] ---
    So you've sacrificed your youth
    to gaming, too, huh?
[11:59] ---
    You're not picking up?
[12:00] ---
    IT'S SUPER
    VIBRATING...
[12:01] ---
    It's an unknown number.
[12:02] ---
    INCOMING CALL
[12:03] ---
    And class is about to start.
[12:06] ---
    TELEPHONE
    1 MISSED CALL
[12:06] ---
    Hey, it stopped.
[12:08] ---
    You seem to get a lot of those calls,
    huh, Yamada?
[12:12] ---
    And when you pick up, it's some girl
    you don't know confessing her love!
[12:12] ---
    THINGS LIKE THAT DON'T HAPPEN
[12:16] ---
    If you wanted to, you could get any—
[12:17] ---
    Yamada...
[12:20] ---
    isn't into romance, isn't that right?
[12:22] ---
    SCARED ME,
    SUCH A LOUD VOICE
[12:24] ---
    Well, I guess not.
[12:33] ---
    I thought so.
[12:37] ---
    Man, I'm starving!
[12:39] ---
    Can't take it anymore. I'll die!
[12:41] ---
    Didn't you just have a hamburger?
[12:43] ---
    I'd kill for a burger now.
[12:45] ---
    Another one?
[12:46] ---
    Right, this time,
    I'm gonna get some fries, too!
[12:51] ---
    Huh? Hey, are you listening?
[12:53] ---
    My phone.
[12:54] ---
    Huh? The same person who called before?
[12:57] ---
    If it's a girl with a sweet voice,
    give me the phone, okay?
[13:01] ---
    Hey, you blowing me off?
[13:06] ---
    AKITO YAMADA
    INCOMING CALL
[13:07] ---
    Coming!
[13:11] ---
    Yes?
[13:12] ---
    Uh, sorry. You just called me.
[13:14] ---
    Yamada?
[13:16] ---
    It's me, Akane!
[13:19] ---
    Akane?
[13:20] ---
    I knew it was a woman.
[13:22] ---
    Wait, did I give you my—
[13:24] ---
    I know, I know.
    Sorry I took the liberty of calling!
[13:27] ---
    The thing is,
    I was with Runa this evening—
[13:30] ---
    A-Achoo!
[13:32] ---
    Are you all right?
[13:33] ---
    Yeah, sure. Anyway,
    I wanted to ask you something,
[13:37] ---
    but I have to go to work right now.
[13:40] ---
    WELCOME!
[13:40] ---
    What? But you worked this afternoon.
[13:42] ---
    Well, my boss can't reach
    the person on the night shift...
[13:46] ---
    so I got called in on short notice.
[13:49] ---
    Can't someone switch with you?
[13:51] ---
    No one seems to be available.
[13:53] ---
    Since I live nearby,
    I guess I'm fair game!
[13:56] ---
    Is that right?
[13:59] ---
    Hey, Yamada.
[14:01] ---
    Yes?
[14:03] ---
    Your voice is
    a little lower over the phone.
[14:05] ---
    Never mind!
[14:08] ---
    FULL MOON BURGER
[14:08] ---
    OKAMOTO'S OFF SHOPPING
[14:11] ---
    That call you just got, was it
    the person who came to the festival?
[14:15] ---
    AMAZING
[14:15] ---
    How could you tell?
[14:17] ---
    Because I heard you call her name.
[14:20] ---
    We're in the same guild in FOS,
[14:23] ---
    so you'll be hanging out with her, too,
    sooner or later.
[14:26] ---
    I see.
[14:28] ---
    You seem pretty close
    in private as well.
[14:31] ---
    I guess so.
[14:32] ---
    The guild master
    was an upperclassman back home.
[14:36] ---
    I can't...
[14:37] ---
    remember her face.
[14:41] ---
    What's she like?
[14:43] ---
    Ei—You mean the master?
[14:45] ---
    No, I mean the person named Akane.
[14:48] ---
    Akane is...
[14:53] ---
    This is my new boyfriend!
[14:54] ---
    Don't tell me it was a one-night stand?!
[14:55] ---
    Yamara!
[14:56] ---
    ALWAYS MAKING THOSE WEIRD FACES
[15:02] ---
    Yamada!
[15:08] ---
    I really couldn't say.
[15:14] ---
    Could it be...
[15:18] ---
    that you like her?
[15:27] ---
    Akane! Sorry, I really owe you one!
[15:31] ---
    I can't get in touch
    with the night-shift worker,
[15:33] ---
    and I can't handle it on my own.
[15:35] ---
    Isn't it high time
    you fired the habitual shirker?
[15:39] ---
    I HAVE A HUGE GRUDGE
[15:39] ---
    W-Well, you're right, I guess!
[15:41] ---
    But he's not all bad, you know!
    Loves guitars—
[15:45] ---
    Hey, to make it up to you,
    I'll treat you to dinner!
[15:47] ---
    What do you say to tomorrow night?
[15:49] ---
    - I know a great—
    - Not going!
[15:50] ---
    I'LL BE HAVING DINNER AT HOME
[15:51] ---
    Oh...
[15:55] ---
    I wanted to call it a night,
    because I'm coming down with a cold.
[16:08] ---
    CALL LOG
    AKITO YAMADA
    MOMO
    MOMO
    MOMO
[16:11] ---
    Seems strange to have Yamada's name
    in my call history!
[16:15] ---
    All right, let's get to work!
[16:29] ---
    You haven't said a word
    about what you want to do, Akane.
[16:34] ---
    - Akane!
    - Oh!
[16:36] ---
    Coming!
[16:37] ---
    Not good, not good!
[16:46] ---
    DRAGON HELM
    DRAGON MAIL
    DRAGON CUIRASS
    DRAGON GREAVES
    DRAGON BOOTS
[16:47] ---
    LOG IN TO ARIA SERVER 5?
    YES NO
[16:54] ---
    PLAYER RURIHIME HAS INVITED YOU
    TO JOIN THE CHOCOLATE RABBIT GUILD.
    WILL YOU JOIN?
    YES NO
[17:09] ---
    TO YOU, WHO HAS LOST LOVE
    MEDICINE FOR A BROKEN HEART
[17:11] ---
    Not that I still have feelings for him...
[17:14] ---
    But now, maybe just a little...
[17:18] ---
    Sorry, Akane.
[17:22] ---
    I do have some regrets.
[17:28] ---
    AKANE
[17:29] ---
    Hey! It's Akane!
[17:32] ---
    I'M SO TIRED
[17:33] ---
    Can I take this?
[17:34] ---
    Go ahead.
[17:36] ---
    So what's going on, Akane?
    I'm in a tutoring session!
[17:41] ---
    Ru... na.
[17:42] ---
    LIKE A ZOMBIE
[17:42] ---
    What's wrong with your voice? Sounds bad!
[17:45] ---
    A cold?
    Then you can't play with me tonight?
[17:49] ---
    I see.
[17:51] ---
    No, no, it's all right.
    It can't be helped, right?
[17:55] ---
    Take care of yourself.
[18:00] ---
    AND WE HAD PROMISED
    TO PLAY FOS TOGETHER
    AT NIGHT...
[18:00] ---
    Akane says she has a cold.
[18:02] ---
    She sounded like she was dying.
[18:04] ---
    I wonder if she's okay?
[18:06] ---
    I hope it's not too serious.
[18:10] ---
    COLD COMPRESS
    COLD PACK
[18:37] ---
    My throat hurts so much.
[18:39] ---
    I can't drink any water.
[18:42] ---
    I've got to take my medicine.
[18:44] ---
    QUITE SERIOUSLY ILL
[18:45] ---
    Actually, first I need to eat something.
[18:49] ---
    I haven't eaten since yesterday.
[18:55] ---
    Oh... let me take a little break.
[18:57] ---
    A SHORT BREAK
[18:59] ---
    I'm exhausted.
[19:01] ---
    Not only that, but somehow
    I picked the perfect time... to be...
[19:03] ---
    KOYANAGI CLINIC
    CLOSED SAT./SUN.
[19:06] ---
    MOMO
[19:06] ---
    The person you called cannot be reached...
[19:08] ---
    unlucky in every way.
[19:10] ---
    But...
[19:11] ---
    no one's going to help me,
    even if I weep and wail.
[19:16] ---
    So unless I take action,
    only death awaits.
[19:21] ---
    First, I've got to eat.
[19:23] ---
    Something like rice gruel...
[19:27] ---
    Shopping.
[19:29] ---
    I'm out of rice.
[19:37] ---
    Not taking the bus.
    Or I'll spread my germs.
[19:40] ---
    I know. I'll go by bike.
[19:44] ---
    Good girl. You're still intelligent.
[19:48] ---
    Somehow, I've got to will myself
    to get through tonight.
[20:12] ---
    I can't go by bike.
[20:14] ---
    There's no way that I can.
[20:16] ---
    So hot.
[20:18] ---
    Wait, can't I order takeout?
[20:21] ---
    Why didn't I think of that?
[20:23] ---
    Right, takeout should do.
[20:26] ---
    Smart girl!
[20:28] ---
    First, I need to put these bikes back.
[20:33] ---
    And then I'll go back to my apartment.
[20:37] ---
    Then what am I supposed to do?
[20:42] ---
    I have a headache.
[20:57] ---
    Akane?
[21:02] ---
    What's going on?
[21:03] ---
    I can see someone who looks like Yamada.
[21:08] ---
    But there's no way
    that he'd be at my place, right?
[21:12] ---
    Can you hear me?
[21:15] ---
    A dream? Oh, come on.
[21:20] ---
    Now he's even showing up in my dreams?
[21:26] ---
    Sorry, Yamada.
[21:29] ---
    For having such a self-serving dream...
[23:06] ---
    Butterfly...
[23:08] ---
    butterfly...
[23:11] ---
    come and alight...
[23:13] ---
    on me!
[23:15] ---
    Night butterfly, Momoko Maeda.
[23:17] ---
    Tonight, for sure,
    I'm going to capture the prince
[23:19] ---
    I'm meant to be—
[23:21] ---
    GLASSES GIRL
[23:21] ---
    COMFORTING TYPE
[23:24] ---
    NIGHT BUTTERFLY
    DISASTROUS DEFEAT
[23:31] ---
    Excuse me? I'd like another.
[23:32] ---
    AKANE
[23:33] ---
    With extra gin.
[23:35] ---
    Momo's not picking up.
[23:38] ---
    Achoo!

Season 1

E10 - I'll Definitely Be Hurt Someday

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[00:01] ---
    Akane, can you hear me?
[00:05] ---
    I'm going to pick you up, okay?
[01:51] ---
    Is he picking up?
[01:53] ---
    Episode 10:
    I'll Definitely Be Hurt Someday
[01:54] ---
    No.
[01:58] ---
    His tutoring session
    might be going overtime.
[02:01] ---
    Even still,
    it's not like him not to let us know.
[02:05] ---
    Who knows? Maybe he's out with a girl.
[02:07] ---
    I mean, how suspicious
    was that call he got the other day?
[02:12] ---
    Yamada's not that kind of character.
[02:14] ---
    You don't get him, Prez.
[02:17] ---
    You need to stay on your toes,
    or you'll lose him to some random girl.
[02:27] ---
    I know that.
[02:31] ---
    I know...
[02:33] ---
    so don't pressure me like that.
[02:38] ---
    If it's tearing you up inside like that,
    you might as well tell him.
[02:43] ---
    What's holding you back?
[02:48] ---
    One of these days, he'll meet someone.
[02:51] ---
    I have a feeling that he will.
[02:57] ---
    Yamada, do you know GOS:E?
[03:00] ---
    It's an FPS game. You play it, right?
[03:03] ---
    Last night at around 22:00, you played me.
    Do you remember?
[03:10] ---
    I'm Tsubaki Yukari from Class D.
[03:12] ---
    I battled you under the name YT03.
[03:15] ---
    I GOT YOUR SNS
    FROM YOUR ACCOUNT
[03:16] ---
    And if you don't mind,
    I'd like you to show me how you play.
[03:17] ---
    I DON'T REMEMBER THAT
    AT ALL...
[03:22] ---
    Why?
[03:23] ---
    I just have my reasons, that's why.
[03:26] ---
    She thinks you cheated!
[03:34] ---
    Once you've taken a look,
    please leave, okay?
[03:35] ---
    Of course.
[03:36] ---
    Tsubaki, watch my epic gameplay
    later, too!
[04:03] ---
    The truth is, I was a little suspicious.
[04:06] ---
    I didn't think anyone
    could play like that, not on skill alone.
[04:14] ---
    I'm sorry. That was ignorant of me.
[04:18] ---
    So there are people with amazing skills.
[04:21] ---
    Shouldn't you be playing professionally?
[04:31] ---
    Just like I met you...
[04:38] ---
    I know that one day...
[04:43] ---
    you'll meet somebody, too.
[05:01] ---
    For someone with such arresting
    good looks, he's quiet and reserved.
[05:06] ---
    For someone who speaks so bluntly,
    he's actually pretty thoughtful.
[05:11] ---
    Anyone who's good friends with him
    knows that.
[05:15] ---
    As well as...
[05:17] ---
    Yamada, when we worked together
    on the committee last week,
[05:22] ---
    you really helped me out a lot, so...
[05:26] ---
    Huh? Have you and I ever spoken?
[05:29] ---
    ...the fact that you
    can also be a little cruel.
[05:33] ---
    Hey, did you hear?
[05:34] ---
    Ms. Shiraishi of Class D
    finally confessed her feelings to Yamada!
[05:38] ---
    Seriously?
[05:39] ---
    But of course she got shot down.
[05:41] ---
    No way. If Ms. Shiraishi
    can't get him, then who can?
[05:44] ---
    Maybe he's not into girls?
[05:45] ---
    For real?
[05:46] ---
    THEY'RE GOSSIPING ABOUT HIM
    LIKE IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL...
[05:46] ---
    MATH II
    CORE EDITION
[05:47] ---
    Come on! That would be such a waste!
[05:49] ---
    I FEEL A LITTLE SORRY
    FOR HIM.
[05:51] ---
    CLASS JOURNAL
    SECOND SEMESTER
[05:54] ---
    We're second years,
    and you still don't have a girlfriend.
[05:54] ---
    DAY DUTY
[05:57] ---
    When someone as popular as you
    stays single,
[05:59] ---
    it'll set off all these false rumors.
[06:02] ---
    WEARY
[06:04] ---
    Why should that matter to me,
[06:06] ---
    what people say?
[06:07] ---
    Well, I hear you, but people
    are saying all kinds of things about you,
[06:10] ---
    and I feel bad.
[06:12] ---
    MR. OKAMOTO DITCHED CLEANING AGAIN
    HE NEEDS TO BE PENALIZED SOMEHOW...
[06:13] ---
    Don't you have a type?
[06:15] ---
    Not really.
[06:16] ---
    You must have some idea.
    Even you...
[06:18] ---
    I don't.
[06:20] ---
    Then what about your first crush?
[06:22] ---
    I mean, it...
[06:26] ---
    I don't have one.
[06:28] ---
    He sighed.
[06:31] ---
    - Sorry.
    - No, no, I'm sorry.
[06:33] ---
    I shouldn't have pestered you.
[06:36] ---
    ASHAMED...
[06:38] ---
    Remorse.
[06:40] ---
    Um...
[06:42] ---
    Um... um...
[06:46] ---
    Come to think of it...
[06:46] ---
    GLOOM
[06:48] ---
    years ago,
    there was a girl who liked me.
[06:53] ---
    And everyone bullied her like crazy...
[06:56] ---
    What?
[06:56] ---
    BULLIED?
[06:57] ---
    ...so she stopped coming to school.
[07:05] ---
    But since I lived nearby, our teacher
    would send me to her house with handouts.
[07:09] ---
    And that's how we got to be friends.
[07:12] ---
    But when she did show up at school,
[07:15] ---
    without me there,
    it was like she didn't belong.
[07:19] ---
    So I tried to stay by her side
    as much as I could.
[07:24] ---
    Then you liked that girl, too, Yamada.
[07:31] ---
    Akito...
[07:33] ---
    let's always be together,
    even after we're grown up.
[07:37] ---
    I can't promise you that.
[07:41] ---
    I only did all that
    because our teacher told me to.
[07:45] ---
    That's all there was to it.
[07:52] ---
    The bullying never stopped,
    so she ended up transferring out.
[07:57] ---
    But sometimes I remember her.
[08:04] ---
    I made her cry really hard
    the last time we spoke.
[08:09] ---
    And sometimes I wonder what
    would have been the right thing to say.
[08:17] ---
    But I never found the answer.
[08:20] ---
    And it all started to seem
    like such a pain.
[08:26] ---
    So ever since then,
    I've never been comfortable around girls.
[08:35] ---
    I see.
[08:36] ---
    So this guy doesn't have
    much interest in himself.
[08:41] ---
    That's why he doesn't really see
    the people who care about him.
[08:46] ---
    Or else he's deliberately
    averting his gaze from them.
[08:52] ---
    Did he say it was a pain? Scary!
[08:56] ---
    I'd better make sure
    I don't fall for this guy.
[08:57] ---
    DAY DUTY
    AKITO YAMADA
    YUKARI TSUBAKI
[09:00] ---
    If I ever fall in love
    with someone this cruel...
[09:04] ---
    I'll definitely be hurt someday.
[09:07] ---
    I don't want that.
[09:09] ---
    COLD COMPRESS
[09:12] ---
    HEAVING HEAVING
[09:15] ---
    Delivery. Delivery...
[09:16] ---
    Akane?
[09:18] ---
    Can you drink some water?
[09:21] ---
    I can't. I can't...
[09:22] ---
    Have a little, even if you can't.
[09:27] ---
    GAG
[09:28] ---
    OKAY, SO SHE CAN'T...
[09:37] ---
    Her face is burning up.
[09:40] ---
    This fever of hers,
    it's really bad, isn't it?
[09:44] ---
    C-Cold.
[09:58] ---
    I feel awful.
[10:00] ---
    I'm so hot. I'm cold.
[10:07] ---
    What's going on?
[10:09] ---
    Behind my eyes, my head is spinning.
[10:15] ---
    What's happening to me right now?
[10:22] ---
    Akane? Akane?
[10:25] ---
    Akane?
[10:29] ---
    Where's your health insurance card?
[10:32] ---
    Health in...
[10:34] ---
    Health insurance card.
[10:36] ---
    In my...
[10:39] ---
    bag.
[10:43] ---
    Huh? I could have sworn Yamada
    was here just now.
[10:53] ---
    Am I imagining things?
[10:54] ---
    EVENING OUTPATIENT CLINIC
    6PM - 10PM
    RECEPTION
[10:55] ---
    Ms. Kinoshita? Can you hear me?
[10:59] ---
    Yes.
[11:01] ---
    I'm going to hook you up
    to an I.V. drip now.
[11:01] ---
    Still, I have to say...
[11:03] ---
    I'm going to roll up your sleeve.
[11:04] ---
    it sure is noisy in here.
[11:13] ---
    Huh? What time is it now?
[11:18] ---
    So I fell asleep after that?
[11:22] ---
    I never did make it to the store.
[11:27] ---
    But I think I feel a tiny bit better.
[11:45] ---
    Huh?
[11:52] ---
    Why?
[11:54] ---
    Why?
[11:57] ---
    Why?
[12:05] ---
    Cold!
[12:11] ---
    AIRING OUT
    THE ROOM
[12:11] ---
    Why are you here?
[12:16] ---
    AHA
[12:16] ---
    Aha! I get it! It's a dream!
[12:18] ---
    I'm cold.
[12:20] ---
    Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!
[12:22] ---
    THAT'S SOME
    HARD-CORE SNEEZING...
[12:27] ---
    So you can stand up now.
    How are you feeling?
[12:31] ---
    Huh? Surprised?
[12:33] ---
    I don't mean it that way.
[12:34] ---
    Wait, so this isn't a dream?
[12:36] ---
    Why are you here?
    If you catch this, it'll be bad!
[12:37] ---
    SPLITTING HEADACHE
    AND DIZZINESS
    DUE TO SUDDEN
    OUTBURST
[12:37] ---
    POUND
    POUND
[12:38] ---
    Ouch.
[12:39] ---
    I'll explain it all to you,
    so you should go back to bed.
[12:43] ---
    You couldn't even drink any water,
    so you were in really bad shape.
[12:48] ---
    Okay.
[12:55] ---
    So how are you feeling?
[12:58] ---
    Now that you mention it, when I woke up,
[13:02] ---
    I thought that I
    was starting to feel a little better.
[13:03] ---
    I WONDER WHY...
[13:06] ---
    That's a good thing, then.
[13:08] ---
    When I stopped by to check on you,
    you'd collapsed by the bike racks.
[13:11] ---
    Is that right?
[13:13] ---
    Come to think of it, I did think
    I saw someone that looked like Yamada.
[13:13] ---
    So first I carried you here.
[13:19] ---
    That means that it really was
     Yamada who helped me.
[13:23] ---
    But you seemed really sick, so...
[13:26] ---
    Did he come to check on me
    because he was worried?
[13:31] ---
    He could have caught my cold himself,
    but he stayed with me anyway?
[13:34] ---
    COMPASSION...
[13:37] ---
    Why would he be so nice...
[13:37] ---
    I found a hospital that was open at night,
    and took you there.
[13:40] ---
    to someone like me?
[13:46] ---
    Huh?
[13:48] ---
    I'm so happy!
[13:49] ---
    Thank you so much, Yamada!
[13:52] ---
    You don't know
    how exhausted I was on my own!
[13:55] ---
    You saved my life!
[13:58] ---
    I don't know
    how I'm ever going to repay you!
[14:01] ---
    HIGHLY EMOTIONAL DUE TO HER FEVER
[14:01] ---
    You're an angel!
[14:01] ---
    THANK YOU
    FOR BEING BORN
[14:02] ---
    Uh, right.
[14:03] ---
    SCARY
[14:05] ---
    So, as I was saying...
[14:07] ---
    I said you were cold when you're so kind!
    I'm sorry!
[14:12] ---
    Did you ever say that to me?
[14:13] ---
    IF YOU CATCH THIS,
    I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU
[14:13] ---
    But you were kind from the start!
[14:16] ---
    If you move around like that, you'll fall.
[14:18] ---
    Hey. Sorry, I stepped on it.
[14:21] ---
    Huh?
[14:23] ---
    That book...
[14:25] ---
    TO YOU, WHO HAS GONE
    THROUGH A BREAKUP
    YUKO HAMAURA
[14:26] ---
    I didn't have anything to do,
    so I borrowed it and started reading.
[14:30] ---
    Isn't this a great book?
[14:31] ---
    It totally saved me, you know!
[14:35] ---
    I didn't really get it.
[14:36] ---
    IT PUT ME TO SLEEP
[14:37] ---
    Well, it's not something
    you could relate to.
[14:39] ---
    I'm pretty sure
    you're the type who does the dumping.
[14:42] ---
    MEDICINE FOR A BROKEN HEART
    TO THE NEW YOU
[14:43] ---
    No, I wouldn't say that.
[14:44] ---
    Come on, come on!
[14:46] ---
    DUE TO HIGH FEVER
[14:46] ---
    You've been really keyed up and scary.
[14:50] ---
    Ow, ow, ow.
[14:50] ---
    HER HEAD HURTS BECAUSE
     SHE GOT CARRIED AWAY...
[14:52] ---
    Well, I'm sure it's tough
    for the dumpers, too, in their own way.
[14:56] ---
    But you're especially kind,
    so it must be draining for you.
[15:05] ---
    I...
[15:07] ---
    I'm not the good guy you think I am.
[15:15] ---
    That's the same look Takuma gave me.
[15:18] ---
    Like he was sorry and exhausted
    and he wished he could just disappear.
[15:24] ---
    It's all right. I don't mind.
[15:26] ---
    That's what romance is about.
[15:27] ---
    That's just how it is.
[15:29] ---
    Even though he cheated on you?
[15:32] ---
    Well...
[15:33] ---
    now that it's in the past...
[15:36] ---
    sometimes I'm glad that he was upfront
    about dumping me instead of lying.
[15:41] ---
    Sorry, Akane.
[15:43] ---
    Because I ended up
    not having to feel truly humiliated.
[15:48] ---
    Sorry.
[15:49] ---
    Sorry.
[15:51] ---
    I knew that nothing I said
    would change his mind,
[15:53] ---
    so I just accepted the breakup right away.
[15:58] ---
    Fine.
[16:00] ---
    Someday...
[16:01] ---
    when I've become a memory
    he looks back on,
[16:04] ---
    I'd rather he remembered me smiling,
    instead of crying and wailing.
[16:09] ---
    I want him to think...
[16:12] ---
    "She was a great girl.
    I shouldn't have let her go."
[16:17] ---
    Don't you think that's better?
[16:25] ---
    Did you...
[16:28] ---
    feel sorry for me?
[16:31] ---
    Goodbye, Akito.
[16:41] ---
    I'm sorry!
[16:43] ---
    Thank you for always being there for me!
[16:49] ---
    Goodbye!
[17:09] ---
    I guess so.
[17:20] ---
    Rurihime
    Yamada
    Akane
    LovesMeat
    Matcha pudding
    RuriSabu
[17:26] ---
    Did it go down?
[17:28] ---
    I think it did.
[17:29] ---
    THOUGH I DON'T KNOW
    WHEN IT PEAKED
[17:30] ---
    Can I eat that yogurt
    you bought?
[17:34] ---
    Go ahead.
[17:38] ---
    MUNCH MUNCH
    SNIFF SNIFF...
[17:38] ---
    MUNCH
    SNIFF SNIFF
    SOB
[17:40] ---
    It's so good,
    it brings tears to your eyes?
[17:42] ---
    It kills to swallow.
[17:44] ---
    Oh.
[17:47] ---
    If it was anyone other than Yamada
    sitting there...
[17:52] ---
    I would have panicked for sure.
[17:53] ---
    SLEEPY
[17:54] ---
    I CAN SEE HIS ANGEL WINGS...
[17:54] ---
    What is this vibe he's giving off
    that makes me feel safe and secure?
[18:01] ---
    Well, it must have been an ordeal for him.
[18:05] ---
    He's uncomfortable around women as it is.
[18:09] ---
    Thanks for the yogurt!
[18:10] ---
    Could you put this over there, please?
[18:12] ---
    Sure.
[18:15] ---
    Oh...
[18:17] ---
    crap.
[18:18] ---
    Huh?
[18:19] ---
    Oh.
[18:20] ---
    Oh?
[18:21] ---
    - M-My leg!
    - Huh?
[18:23] ---
    I'm getting a cramp.
[18:25] ---
    Cramp! Ouch! Ouch!
[18:27] ---
    Stretch your leg out.
[18:28] ---
    Ow!
[18:31] ---
    You've got to stretch it.
[18:33] ---
    FAINTING IN AGONY
[18:36] ---
    Jeez.
[18:38] ---
    Akane...
[18:43] ---
    give me your leg.
[18:45] ---
    Ow!
[18:47] ---
    Can't take it! Ouch!
[18:49] ---
    Ow!
[18:50] ---
    It hurts! Please don't touch me!
[18:52] ---
    Quiet.
[18:54] ---
    No!
[18:56] ---
    - Be strong.
    - Ow! Ow!
[18:57] ---
    TWIST
[18:57] ---
    It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! Ouch.
[19:07] ---
    It's going away.
[19:09] ---
    Right?
[19:12] ---
    I thought I was going to die.
[19:14] ---
    You're so dramatic.
[19:17] ---
    I'm telling you, it was killing me.
[19:27] ---
    Huh?
[19:28] ---
    Seems like... he's totally looking at me.
[19:34] ---
    Wait, why do I feel so...
[19:41] ---
    relaxed and safe with this person?
[19:46] ---
    Huh?
[19:50] ---
    I PICKED UP THE SPOON YOU DROPPED
[19:50] ---
    SHE HIT HER HEAD
[19:50] ---
    THROB THROB
[19:52] ---
    What? I didn't move away, all right?
[19:56] ---
    Oh.
[19:58] ---
    What? Why are you laughing?
[20:02] ---
    No reason.
[20:04] ---
    Why are you laughing?
[20:06] ---
    It's not what you think!
    It's not, all right?
[21:38] ---
    It's not, all right?
[21:43] ---
    COLD COMPRESS
    COLD PACK
[21:44] ---
    Okay, I'm leaving now.
[21:46] ---
    You're going to school after not sleeping?
[21:48] ---
    Yes. I'm used to it.
[21:50] ---
    I really am sorry. If you
    start feeling sick, let me know, okay?
[21:55] ---
    HEARD ABOUT IT ALL
    AFTER HER HEAD
    CLEARED
[21:55] ---
    And thanks for everything you did,
    like the hospital.
[21:58] ---
    TAKING ME THERE
    PAYING FOR ME
[21:59] ---
    I'll thank you properly
    another time.
[22:02] ---
    I didn't really do much,
    so please don't worry about it.
[22:06] ---
    They said to wait and see for a day,
[22:08] ---
    then come get looked at again
    during the day,
[22:11] ---
    so please be sure to do that.
[22:13] ---
    Sure. Don't worry.
[22:15] ---
    IT WAS THE ENDO CLINIC, RIGHT
[22:17] ---
    Seems like they can't do
    those really detailed tests.
[22:21] ---
    Well, since you did get
    a lot better after the I.V.,
[22:24] ---
    I guess they just want to be sure.
[22:30] ---
    All right, thanks for having me.
[22:33] ---
    Sorry. I didn't realize
    you were standing right there.
[22:37] ---
    Hey, sorry! I got too close.
[22:41] ---
    It's like...
[22:43] ---
    my body's getting drawn
    towards him of its own accord.
[22:51] ---
    Huh?
[22:53] ---
    Akane, I have to go.
[22:57] ---
    Huh? What?
[22:59] ---
    S-S-Sorry! It's not what you think!
    Please go!
[23:02] ---
    Are you all right?
[23:03] ---
    Yes! I'm fine! So please go!
[23:03] ---
    ARE YOU LONELY?
[23:04] ---
    Hey, I know!
    When I'm done at the hospital,
[23:06] ---
    should I let you know how it went?
    I'm sure it's just a cold—
[23:09] ---
    - Huh?
    - Huh?
[23:10] ---
    Oh, sorry,
    of course you're not interested!
[23:12] ---
    - Huh?
    - I-I-I just thought that I might have
[23:14] ---
    - given my cold to you!
    - Oh, right.
[23:16] ---
    I just thought that maybe
    you were worried, that's all!
[23:21] ---
    Then... please let me know.
[23:23] ---
    Okay!
[23:28] ---
    Take care.

Season 1

E11 - There’s Something I Want To Talk To You About

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[00:05] ---
    Past 2 a.m.
[00:09] ---
    My apartment, where I live alone.
[00:12] ---
    COLD COMPRESS
    COLD PACK
[00:17] ---
    A high school boy who's my gaming friend.
[00:25] ---
    And...
[00:26] ---
    me with my 100-degree fever.
[02:08] ---
    Episode 11: There's Something
    I Want To Talk To You About
[02:09] ---
    I was dead to the world last night, see.
[02:12] ---
    Sorry I didn't notice your calls.
[02:14] ---
    RICE PRINCESS
[02:14] ---
    Is this enough to keep you going
    for about a week?
[02:19] ---
    Momo, you're truly a goddess!
[02:19] ---
    BAWL
[02:22] ---
    But, hey, Akane, having a fever
    really knocks you flat, huh?
[02:27] ---
    GET SOME TRAINING IN...
[02:27] ---
    You just don't have any basic stamina.
[02:29] ---
    GET THE COLD STUFF OUT
[02:29] ---
    OKAY
[02:30] ---
    Did you go to the hospital?
[02:31] ---
    Uh, yeah. Yamada took me to a clinic
    that was open late.
[02:36] ---
    I'm going back there tomorrow.
[02:38] ---
    WHOA, THERE'S MEAT, TOO
[02:40] ---
    Huh?
[02:41] ---
    Oh, you see, Yamada came
    to check on me last night, and—
[02:45] ---
    Huh?
[02:46] ---
    Have you been dating behind my back?
[02:49] ---
    Of course not! We're just friends.
[02:52] ---
    He really is a great guy.
[02:54] ---
    Um, what? Doesn't that mean...
[02:59] ---
    MERCY
[02:59] ---
    Oh, well,
    I'll wait 'til you're well again.
[03:03] ---
    So that's about it for today.
[03:06] ---
    Okay, I'm out of here.
[03:08] ---
    Thanks! Wait here while I get my wallet.
[03:13] ---
    Would a man do that much
    for a woman he's not in love with?
[03:18] ---
    That's what I think. But I don't know
    anything about Yamada's personality.
[03:23] ---
    As for Akane, because she got dumped,
[03:24] ---
    it seems like she won't be
    falling in love again anytime soon.
[03:25] ---
    STARE
[03:28] ---
    WELL, NOT THAT I CAN BLAME HER...
[03:30] ---
    I'M GIVING YOU A LITTLE EXTRA!
[03:32] ---
    HMM
[03:33] ---
    Okay, I'm heading out,
[03:34] ---
    but, Akane, let me know right away
    if anything happens.
[03:37] ---
    Sure!
[03:41] ---
    Huh?
[03:42] ---
    Also, timing's everything
    when it comes to love.
[03:47] ---
    Uh, right. That's true.
[03:50] ---
    As long as you get that, fine. See you!
[04:12] ---
    THANKS SO MUCH
    FOR TODAY
    ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
[04:12] ---
    READ
[04:12] ---
    SORRY, I JUST SAW THIS
    I'M FINE
[04:16] ---
    AT LEAST THAT'S GOOD NEWS...
[04:19] ---
    I'll thank him properly when I'm better.
[04:22] ---
    What should I do?
[04:23] ---
    AKITO YAMADA
    MOMOKO MAEDA
    AYU
    RURIHIME
    MOTHER
    RUNA
[04:35] ---
    How's your cold?
[04:36] ---
    I can log in this weekend if you want!
[04:39] ---
    Let's play together
    when you're well again!
[04:41] ---
    SOB
[04:41] ---
    I MISS YOU
[04:42] ---
    Runa!
[04:44] ---
    Come to think of it,
    did Runa log in yesterday?
[04:48] ---
    We were going to introduce ourselves
    to the new player,
[04:51] ---
    but I still haven't met her yet.
[04:55] ---
    I'm worn out from studying,
    so maybe I'll play a little FOS.
[05:01] ---
    Runa and Yamada won't be there,
    but how about Rurihime and Mr. Kamota?
[05:06] ---
    It would be great to go hunting with them!
[05:09] ---
    SYSTEM: AKANE IS ONLINE
[05:10] ---
    I haven't been leveling up much lately,
    so I want to get a lot done today!
[05:15] ---
    Hey, it's Akanecchi!
[05:18] ---
    Huh?
[05:22] ---
    It's the rumored new player!
[05:24] ---
    This is our new guild member, TSUBAKI!
[05:28] ---
    Nice to meet you! I'm Akane!
    I'm a Level 55 Paladin!
[05:32] ---
    I'm TSUBAKI. Nice to meet you.
[05:35] ---
    I'm a newbie who just started playing FOS.
[05:37] ---
    I was just asking TSUBAKI to join me
    for some map reconnaissance,
[05:42] ---
    but since you're here, Akanecchi,
    maybe we should all go hunting?
[05:44] ---
    I want to go!
[05:46] ---
    Huh? Um... I still have no clue
    about my attacks, though,
[05:50] ---
    so I'd only get in your way.
[05:52] ---
    If you want to learn about Paladin moves,
    Akanecchi can show you!
[05:56] ---
    So you're a Paladin, too, TSUBAKI?
[05:58] ---
    Are most players in the Mage Class?
[05:59] ---
    THAT'S RIGHT
[06:01] ---
    NO
[06:01] ---
    There are only wizards
    with demonic firepower here.
[06:04] ---
    NO
    NO
[06:05] ---
    NO
    NO
    NO
[06:05] ---
    CRAWL...
[06:05] ---
    Not only that, but everyone
    has higher DEF than me.
[06:09] ---
    There are times when I wonder
    why I chose this Job Class.
[06:14] ---
    I mean, doesn't it say
    that it's recommended for newbies?
[06:17] ---
    Still, I think that at the higher levels,
    Paladins can be powerful.
[06:21] ---
    I'VE DONE MY RESEARCH
[06:22] ---
    Only Paladins can challenge
    the end content's bosses.
[06:26] ---
    I like it, because it seems
    like it can be rewarding.
[06:29] ---
    Ah!
[06:30] ---
    WELL, PEOPLE'S THOUGHT PROCESSES
    ARE ALL DIFFERENT
[06:31] ---
    What a great girl!
[06:33] ---
    But I did hear
    that the attacks are hard to master.
[06:35] ---
    Don't worry!
[06:36] ---
    Leave it to me!
[06:38] ---
    I have to show her what I'm made of!
[06:40] ---
    I have to make sure
    that I don't drag her down.
[06:44] ---
    Mom! Runa can't find her doughnuts!
[06:48] ---
    Okay, then shall we head out?
[06:50] ---
    Is everyone's equipment okay?
[06:52] ---
    Yes.
[06:53] ---
    And yes.
[07:02] ---
    The sky's so beautiful!
[07:05] ---
    I really like the graphics for this sky!
[07:09] ---
    I think it might be
    my favorite part of FOS!
[07:13] ---
    What do you two think?
[07:18] ---
    NOT THE TIME
[07:18] ---
    We're a little busy right now!
[07:20] ---
    NO TIME FOR THAT
    WHATSOEVER
[07:20] ---
    - Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
    - Shield! Shield!
[07:28] ---
    Anyway, can't you give us a hand
    instead of taking in the scenery?
[07:31] ---
    This enemy refuses to die!
[07:33] ---
    If I were to attack it,
    it would mean instant death!
[07:36] ---
    It's not that strong of a boss,
    so give it all you've got!
[07:39] ---
    You've got to be kidding me!
[07:39] ---
    BRUTAL DEMETAL
[07:40] ---
    He's got so much HP,
    there are four whole bars!
[07:44] ---
    NORMAL ENEMY
[07:44] ---
    DEMETAL
[07:45] ---
    EVIL DEMETAL
[07:47] ---
    BRUTAL DEMETAL
[07:50] ---
    The damage you're both dealing
    is less than the enemy's healing ability!
[07:53] ---
    So interesting!
[07:55] ---
    RURIHIME JUST EARNED THE HATRED OF TWO PALADINS!
[07:55] ---
    ANNOYED
[07:57] ---
    Hey, here it comes!
[07:59] ---
    Damn it!
[08:00] ---
    Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
[08:01] ---
    But...
[08:02] ---
    BRUTAL DEMETAL
[08:03] ---
    Strike! Strike! Strike...
[08:04] ---
    NATURAL HEALING
[08:06] ---
    it's true that...
[08:08] ---
    this is getting us nowhere!
[08:08] ---
    Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
[08:10] ---
    Thanks to the master's recovery magic,
    we're not going to die, but...
[08:19] ---
    This is shredding our morale!
[08:23] ---
    If you make a few adjustments,
[08:25] ---
    you two can totally subdue
    this boss at your level!
[08:28] ---
    Huh?
[08:29] ---
    Oh, right! I get it!
[08:31] ---
    Maybe we should mash
    our skill buttons like crazy?
[08:33] ---
    Huh?
[08:33] ---
    IS THAT WHAT
    SHE MEANS BY
    ADJUSTMENTS!?
[08:35] ---
    But that's what
    I've been doing.
[08:37] ---
    Let's give it a shot!
    The "mash it to death" strategy!
[08:40] ---
    - Three, two...
    - Huh?
[08:42] ---
    TAP TAP TAP
[08:48] ---
    THE MASTER REALIZES SOMETHING
    DUE TO THE CHAT GOING SO SILENT
[08:52] ---
    BRUTAL DEMETAL
[08:53] ---
    ANNOYED
[08:58] ---
    They must be pounding it
    like there's no tomorrow.
[09:00] ---
    Want me to give you a hint?
[09:03] ---
    Hold up.
    I think I'm starting to understand.
[09:06] ---
    Seriously?
[09:06] ---
    I DON'T UNDERSTAND AT ALL!!
[09:07] ---
    Maybe. Please don't say anything yet.
[09:09] ---
    All right!
[09:11] ---
    GIVE ME A HINT
[09:15] ---
    EXPERIENCE OF 500 MILLION YEARS AGO
[09:36] ---
    TRASH
[09:36] ---
    THE BOSS LEAVES DUE TO TIME RUNNING OUT
[09:36] ---
    My fingers are dead.
[09:38] ---
    Same here.
[09:40] ---
    But we did manage to chip away a lot
    in the second half.
[09:43] ---
    It was like there was
    a certain window to land our attacks.
[09:47] ---
    Right, right!
    Whenever he flapped his wings!
[09:50] ---
    So then maybe we should try
    to inflict damage in a more efficient way?
[09:54] ---
    Then that's where
    we should pepper him with skills!
[09:57] ---
    Why don't we both check our skill effects?
[10:00] ---
    Good idea.
    And let's check on our equipment, too!
[10:03] ---
    Best of friends now!
[10:05] ---
    TSUBAKI > My armor's battered,
    so I'm going to take a break
[10:09] ---
    Akane > I'm logging out
    See you two later!
[10:10] ---
    Akane > I'm logging out
    See you two later!
    Rurihime > Okay! Good work, Akanecchi
[10:12] ---
    Rurihime > TSUBAKI, I'll fix your armor
    for you, so let me have it
[10:14] ---
    TSUBAKI > Good work, Akane
[10:15] ---
    TSUBAKI > Good work, Akane
[10:16] ---
    TSUBAKI > I'll take it off now
[10:23] ---
    Akane, my guildmate...
[10:26] ---
    Meaning she's probably that Akane.
[10:30] ---
    SYSTEM: AKANE HAS SENT YOU
    A FRIEND REQUEST
[10:34] ---
    She was easy to talk to.
[10:36] ---
    Are you awake?
[10:38] ---
    Yes
[10:39] ---
    AKANE
[10:47] ---
    Yes? Yes.
[10:50] ---
    Yes.
[10:52] ---
    What?
[10:54] ---
    Brutal Demetal?
    What are you talking about?
[10:57] ---
    The one in the first meadow
    outside FOS's Town of Beginnings.
[11:01] ---
    The big enemy with four bars of HP.
[11:04] ---
    Is it a random-spawning boss?
[11:06] ---
    That's it! That's what Rurihime said, too!
[11:09] ---
    TOWN OF BEGINNINGS...
[11:10] ---
    Have you ever defeated that one, Yamada?
[11:14] ---
    I haven't battled that many bosses
    in that tier.
[11:17] ---
    I see. I was hoping that you'd have
    some strategies or something.
[11:21] ---
    I don't know.
    If it has some kind of gimmick,
[11:24] ---
    maybe you should time your moves to it?
[11:26] ---
    BRUTAL DEMETAL
[11:27] ---
    IT'S TOO HARD!!
[11:27] ---
    Gimmick...
[11:28] ---
    GOOD LUCK
[11:29] ---
    Like if there's a period
    when attacks are invalid.
[11:32] ---
    There are all kinds of patterns.
[11:34] ---
    Yes! He had one of those!
[11:36] ---
    What should I do when that happens?
[11:41] ---
    Oh, a buff!
[11:42] ---
    BUFF = STATUS BOOST
[11:42] ---
    SOUNDS BETTER
    THAN MASHING
    IT TO DEATH
[11:45] ---
    Do you think
    you're going to like our guild?
[11:47] ---
    REPAIRING ARMOR WITH SEWING SKILLS
[11:48] ---
    Isn't Akanecchi easy to talk to?
[11:52] ---
    Uh... yes.
[11:54] ---
    Everyone's so nice.
    You've really put me at ease.
[11:57] ---
    I actually feel bad about it.
[12:01] ---
    But why?
[12:04] ---
    Originally,
    I had no interest in this game.
[12:08] ---
    I got myself into this guild
    for a more selfish reason.
[12:15] ---
    But now I'm starting to wonder what it was
    that I wanted to do in the first place.
[12:20] ---
    SO DARK
[12:21] ---
    A-Are you okay? I'd be happy
    to hear all about it if you want.
[12:29] ---
    There's nothing
[12:31] ---
    that I can tell you.
[12:35] ---
    All I ever did was look at him.
[12:40] ---
    And the whole time, I was just scared.
[12:46] ---
    It's nothing.
[12:48] ---
    It's just that I lack courage
    and can't make a move.
[12:52] ---
    THERE'S NOTHING
    YOU CAN TELL ME?
[12:53] ---
    NO COURAGE?
[12:54] ---
    CAN'T MOVE?
[12:56] ---
    Um... I'm not sure what it's all about,
[13:00] ---
    but why don't you start...
    by making a move?
[13:03] ---
    ALL DONE
[13:03] ---
    If there's something you want to do,
    then why don't you just do it?
[13:08] ---
    You can't just wait
    for courage and motivation to well up!
[13:11] ---
    You need to make a move first!
[13:13] ---
    If there's something you want to change...
[13:21] ---
    So... oh, hey, look at the time!
[13:25] ---
    Sorry I went on and on. You must be wiped.
[13:28] ---
    Yes. My hand got so numb,
    I switched to Bluetooth.
[13:32] ---
    Talk about honest.
[13:33] ---
    What was your question again?
[13:36] ---
    Oh...
[13:38] ---
    Right, it wasn't so much a question...
[13:42] ---
    as me wanting to hear your voice.
[13:45] ---
    That's all!
[13:46] ---
    Bye now!
[13:52] ---
    AKANE
[13:56] ---
    My hands...
[14:00] ---
    are trembling.
[14:09] ---
    Hey, Momo? Thanks for today.
[14:12] ---
    Can you talk now?
[14:14] ---
    Yeah, see...
[14:17] ---
    there's something
    I want to talk to you about!
[14:24] ---
    MOMO
    I'll contact you again
[14:24] ---
    Got it
    I'll be waiting.
[14:24] ---
    Let's meet tomorrow
    There's a cafe I want to go to,
    so can we meet there?
    I'll send you a map
    Let's meet at 11:00!
[14:24] ---
    Received location
    Tap to open the map
[14:25] ---
    Okay!
[14:27] ---
    There's a cafe I want to go to,
    so can we meet there?
    I'll send you a map
    Let's meet at 11:00!
[14:37] ---
    This is it, huh?
[14:40] ---
    CUTE
[14:40] ---
    I never knew there was a place like this.
[14:50] ---
    So anyway, about that thing I wanted
    to ask you over the phone the other day...
[14:55] ---
    Why do you think... uh...
[14:58] ---
    Why did I get dumped?
[15:04] ---
    May I take your order?
[15:06] ---
    I'll have the fluffy soufflé pancakes
    and an iced tea.
[15:10] ---
    And she'll just have water!
[15:12] ---
    So mean!
[15:16] ---
    I'll have the same thing!
[15:18] ---
    Two orders of pancakes
    and iced teas, right?
[15:23] ---
    Akane? I'm disappointed in you.
[15:26] ---
    Why?
[15:27] ---
    FINALLY!
[15:27] ---
    There's something
    I want to talk to you about!
[15:29] ---
    Really?
[15:30] ---
    Hold up, hold up! I want to see you
    and talk to you in person!
[15:32] ---
    A sit-down, meaningful chat!
[15:35] ---
    While I waited a whole week for you
    to make a full recovery from your cold,
[15:39] ---
    Momo hasn't been able to focus.
[15:41] ---
    All I could manage
    was three group dates.
[15:44] ---
    Yet now that I'm
    hearing from you,
[15:46] ---
    you've shattered my fantasies and
    started with a totally lame line.
[15:50] ---
    I'm so disappointed.
[15:51] ---
    LAME
[15:52] ---
    Three group dates in a week
    sounds like full throttle, doesn't it?
[15:55] ---
    GRR!
[15:55] ---
    Here I was
    expecting to hear some fun girl talk!
[15:58] ---
    NOW, NOW...
[15:58] ---
    Hey, hear me out, will you?
[16:02] ---
    Lately, something's been on my mind.
[16:06] ---
    And I can't really...
[16:08] ---
    You know, in a romantic sense.
[16:10] ---
    In order to move on...
[16:13] ---
    If I have any major flaws,
    I'd like to fix them, you know?
[16:18] ---
    Like, maybe I don't realize it myself,
    but I have a really bad habit!
[16:21] ---
    SINCE I CAN'T TELL MYSELF
    IF I HAVE ONE!
[16:22] ---
    Why so many questions?
[16:23] ---
    It's like, no matter who I
    fall in love with, I've got to fix it.
[16:27] ---
    When I think that it might be
    a fatal flaw, it scares me.
[16:30] ---
    Well, you don't have one.
[16:31] ---
    REGRET...
[16:32] ---
    If I knew I was going to agonize
    about it after the fact,
[16:36] ---
    even if it would have been embarrassing,
    I should have asked Takuma.
[16:40] ---
    NOT THAT...
[16:40] ---
    No, that's not...
[16:43] ---
    Welcome!
[16:46] ---
    Hey...
[16:47] ---
    E-Excuse me, sir.
[16:48] ---
    I thought I saw a knockout,
    and it was you, Momo!
[16:51] ---
    Ugh!
[16:52] ---
    Hey, what a coincidence!
[16:54] ---
    Uh, let me show you to your—
[16:55] ---
    Wh-Who are they?
[16:56] ---
    I was at a group date with them
    the day before yesterday.
[16:56] ---
    Oh, I'll just sit with them.
[16:58] ---
    I'd like to show you
    to your seats over here.
[16:58] ---
    They're super pesky and
    super touchy-feely, so I left right away.
[17:03] ---
    How can you go on group dates
    with guys like them?
[17:05] ---
    Well, a friend of a friend introduced us.
[17:08] ---
    Can we share this table with you?
[17:10] ---
    No way! No way! No way! No way!
[17:12] ---
    Hey, hello there, Momo's friend!
[17:15] ---
    I'm really sorry.
    Momo will deal with them,
[17:17] ---
    so Akane can just ignore them.
[17:20] ---
    Aren't you being a little pushy?
[17:22] ---
    Momo doesn't know what to do!
[17:24] ---
    I know, we're making so much trouble
    for you. Both of us!
[17:28] ---
    Momo! You skipped out on paying
    for your drinks the other day, didn't you?
[17:31] ---
    Huh? I gave it to the organizer.
[17:34] ---
    Really? That's news to me!
[17:37] ---
    Did you check with her yourself?
[17:39] ---
    Oh, who cares about a few drinks?
    Let's all get along now, huh?
[17:43] ---
    Hmm, they're not going anywhere soon,
    are they?
[17:47] ---
    Momo, you smell awesome, don't you?
[17:49] ---
    No way! No way! Personal space!
[17:51] ---
    H-Hey!
[17:52] ---
    Thank you for waiting.
[17:55] ---
    You ordered the fluffy soufflé pancakes
    and iced tea, right?
[18:00] ---
    Huh?
[18:01] ---
    Wait, were there four of you
    in your party?
[18:05] ---
    E-Eita!
[18:06] ---
    Sasaki! Actually, this table is—
[18:11] ---
    Oh, my.
[18:12] ---
    Yeah, we know these girls!
[18:15] ---
    So don't give it another thought!
[18:18] ---
    OHH, EITA,
    PLEASE SAVE US
[18:18] ---
    GUILD MEMBER'S GAZE
[18:20] ---
    - Oh!
    - Oh!
[18:22] ---
    Sirs, I apologize, but you're
    inconveniencing these other customers,
[18:22] ---
    EEK
[18:27] ---
    so allow me to show you
    to a different table!
[18:30] ---
    We're fine right here!
[18:36] ---
    Sirs, I apologize, but you're
    inconveniencing these other customers,
[18:41] ---
    so please move to another table.
[18:44] ---
    No, but we're—
[18:45] ---
    Thank you for your cooperation.
[18:48] ---
    - Uh...
    - Uh...
[18:53] ---
    Thank you, Eita!
[18:55] ---
    What a coincidence, huh?
[18:56] ---
    What a surprise! I had no idea!
[18:59] ---
    Well, I sure noticed!
[19:00] ---
    What? Then say so!
[19:02] ---
    Well, keeping quiet was more amusing!
[19:03] ---
    You know each other?
[19:05] ---
    E-Excuse me.
    I'm sorry to have caused trouble here.
[19:11] ---
    No worries.
[19:15] ---
    Man, what a shock.
[19:18] ---
    Thank goodness Eita was there!
[19:20] ---
    How good-looking was that guy?
[19:24] ---
    Eita's another of my guildmates!
[19:26] ---
    Aww!
[19:27] ---
    Huh? Him, too?
[19:29] ---
    That's right. He's our master.
[19:40] ---
    This game that you're playing
    is dreamier than my group dates.
[19:44] ---
    I DON'T KNOW
    ABOUT THAT...
[19:44] ---
    You know what,
    I'm starting to feel hopeless.
[19:56] ---
    Momo, about what I
    was talking about earlier...
[20:00] ---
    Huh?
[20:05] ---
    Good work!
[20:07] ---
    KEEP THINGS TIDY AND IN ORDER
[20:07] ---
    Good work!
[20:08] ---
    Sasaki, do you have a second?
[20:10] ---
    What? No.
[20:12] ---
    Because I'm off the clock now.
[20:15] ---
    It's not about work.
[20:17] ---
    I'm going to go to karaoke
    with the daytime staff. Come with me!
[20:21] ---
    Since you helped me out earlier,
    it's my treat.
[20:25] ---
    My kid sister's waiting for me
    to come home, so I can't.
[20:27] ---
    HMPH
[20:28] ---
    Sister complex.
[20:29] ---
    How rude.
[20:30] ---
    I merely love her a bit excessively.
    In other words, sister complex.
[20:33] ---
    You just admitted it.
[20:35] ---
    SASAKI
[20:36] ---
    Good work!
[20:42] ---
    Hey, Eita!
[20:45] ---
    Huh? You're both still here?
[20:48] ---
    What are you doing in a place like this?
[20:51] ---
    We were waiting for you, Eita.
[20:53] ---
    Oh, my, like groupies?
[20:53] ---
    NOOOO
[20:55] ---
    Huh?
    Mysterious character...
[21:02] ---
    Huh?
[21:05] ---
    There's something
    I want to talk to you about.
[21:08] ---
    Do you mind?
[22:45] ---
    Okay, want to get going?
[22:47] ---
    Is everyone's equipment okay?
[22:49] ---
    - Yes.
    - Yes.
[22:51] ---
    I have to show her what I'm made of!
[22:53] ---
    Huh?
[22:55] ---
    Equipment...
[22:59] ---
    SEARCHING FOR EQUIPMENT
[23:05] ---
    Actually, is your gear
    different than mine, TSUBAKI?
[23:16] ---
    Wow, it's so cool! Rare equipment?
[23:18] ---
    ANYONE CAN
    GET THEM BY ADVANCING
    IN THE MAIN QUEST
[23:19] ---
    N-No.
[23:22] ---
    Hey, how did you acquire those?
[23:24] ---
    It's not like I acquired them.
[23:26] ---
    The first quest—
[23:27] ---
    Right, right! Go on.
[23:29] ---
    Actually, since you leveled up
    your initial gear to the max,
[23:32] ---
    yours is the super-rare one, Akanecchi!
[23:35] ---
    LUCKY YOU
[23:37] ---
    MAXED-OUT
    BEGINNER'S ARMOR
[23:38] ---
    MAXED-OUT
    GRAPHICS CARD

Season 1

E12 - I Like You

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[00:07] ---
    Hey!
[00:09] ---
    Lady Paladin with the battered armor!
[00:14] ---
    STREET STALL
[00:14] ---
    EQUIPMENT REPAIR
    HIGH SEWING SKILLS
    DISCOUNT AVAILABLE
[00:15] ---
    Would you like to get that fixed?
[00:17] ---
    I'll give you a discount
    if you're a beginner!
[00:21] ---
    I'm Rurihime.
[00:23] ---
    Nice to meet you, Lady Paladin!
[00:27] ---
    There's something
    I want to talk to you about.
[00:30] ---
    Do you mind?
[02:02] ---
    Episode 12:
    I Like You
[02:03] ---
    Where am I?
[02:04] ---
    What a surprise!
[02:06] ---
    I thought you were going
    to confess your love for me.
[02:09] ---
    Oh, sorry.
    Was I giving off that kind of vibe?
[02:11] ---
    That's the only vibe you were giving off.
[02:13] ---
    Sorry.
[02:15] ---
    So, what did you want to tell me?
[02:17] ---
    Uh, right.
[02:20] ---
    See...
[02:22] ---
    10 MINUTES LATER
[02:23] ---
    Akane says she's in love with someone!
[02:26] ---
    SAVING TIME
[02:26] ---
    Didn't see that coming!
    Congrats!
[02:29] ---
    Want me to guess who it is?
[02:33] ---
    Don't say it.
[02:35] ---
    This is so touching.
[02:37] ---
    STREET STALL
[02:38] ---
    When I first met you, Akanecchi,
[02:40] ---
    you were tottering about alone in-game,
    looking bored.
[02:44] ---
    Now that I think about it, you were
    probably a mess after just getting dumped.
[02:49] ---
    But now you've gotten back on your feet.
[02:51] ---
    Good for you.
[02:52] ---
    But she's still trying
    to figure out why she got dumped,
[02:55] ---
    and she's agonizing over it!
[02:56] ---
    Huh? What's up with that?
    That's so negative!
[03:00] ---
    Um, it may sound that way, but I just
    want to know if I've done anything wrong.
[03:08] ---
    In my own mind, I'm thinking positive.
[03:13] ---
    That's why, see...
[03:16] ---
    I mean, it's just that...
[03:18] ---
    when I see your face, Eita, it really
    makes me want to talk to Rurihime, too.
[03:25] ---
    Because it was Momo and Rurihime
    who comforted me when things were tough.
[03:29] ---
    TONKOTSU
[03:30] ---
    I wanted to tell both of you
    that I've fallen in love with someone.
[03:39] ---
    The guy you've
    fallen in love with, Akanecchi,
[03:41] ---
    I've known him for years,
    and he's a good guy.
[03:45] ---
    People tend to only talk about his looks,
    but I've never met anyone as kind.
[03:50] ---
    Well, I'm sure you know that.
[03:52] ---
    But you know what, it's really true.
[03:56] ---
    He may be insensitive, but he's got
    a big heart, so you can just be yourself.
[04:01] ---
    Being too straightforward
    would be just right for him.
[04:04] ---
    Now go for it! You've got
    Momo and me if you get dumped!
[04:07] ---
    He's right, Akane. A woman has to be bold!
[04:09] ---
    Once you've made up your mind, just do it!
[04:11] ---
    You know what? Just confess right now!
[04:13] ---
    You said it! You said it!
[04:15] ---
    F-Fine! I'll take my chances
    and go for broke!
[04:19] ---
    Ah. Try not to get
    too broken up, all right?
[04:21] ---
    I'll do my best not to get too broken!
[04:27] ---
    Yeah!
[04:35] ---
    Thanks! I love you both!
[04:43] ---
    I just hope she doesn't get broken.
[04:44] ---
    THE AFTERMATH WILL BE
    SUCH A HASSLE...
[04:45] ---
    Well, no one knows what will happen.
[04:48] ---
    Oh, hello. Let me introduce myself again.
    I'm Momoko Maeda.
[04:51] ---
    I'm Eita Sasaki.
[04:53] ---
    I'm a 20-year-old college student.
[04:54] ---
    I'm seriously looking for a husband.
[04:56] ---
    I SEE
[04:57] ---
    Do you have a girlfriend?
[05:02] ---
    When was it that I fell in love with him?
[05:07] ---
    Try as I might, I can't really remember.
[05:09] ---
    FORWARD
    FORWARD
[05:11] ---
    But since he doesn't smile a lot,
    it made me happy whenever he did smile.
[05:16] ---
    CROWDED...
[05:17] ---
    Trying to pretend that I didn't notice...
[05:20] ---
    telling myself
    that we were just friends...
[05:23] ---
    All my efforts to brush it off...
    they really didn't mean much.
[05:28] ---
    Oh, I'm so sorry!
[05:34] ---
    I'm panicking too much.
[05:36] ---
    Are you all right?
[05:47] ---
    I'll be all right now.
[06:04] ---
    Yes?
[06:08] ---
    What?
[06:15] ---
    H-Hey!
[06:18] ---
    Hey.
[06:21] ---
    Uh, what are you doing here?
[06:30] ---
    Well, you see, there's something
    I just have to talk to you about. Um...
[06:32] ---
    Oh, my! Grandpa Kato,
    is it already time for your walk?
[06:36] ---
    - Huh?
    - Is it already time for your walk?
[06:39] ---
    - Oh. Oh, hello! The weather today is—
    - Yes, it is very warm today, isn't it?
[06:41] ---
    Um...
[06:44] ---
    Um, today is...
[06:48] ---
    If only it could be
    warm like today every day!
[06:51] ---
    Um...
[06:51] ---
    Yeah. Right.
[06:54] ---
    It really is... warm.
[06:57] ---
    Akane...
[06:58] ---
    Yes!
[06:59] ---
    By the way, the other day,
[06:59] ---
    Sorry, but I have to leave
    for cram school soon.
[07:01] ---
    I saw your granddaughter, Emi,
    in front of the station!
[07:03] ---
    You do? Sorry,
    I thought you'd be off on Saturdays.
[07:06] ---
    Know who I'm talking about?
[07:07] ---
    I can listen to what you have to say,
    but can it be on the way to the station?
[07:08] ---
    Emi! Emi, she's your granddaughter, right?
[07:11] ---
    Really?
[07:11] ---
    IT'S COLD
[07:12] ---
    COME ON INSIDE
[07:12] ---
    Uh...
[07:13] ---
    Emi!
[07:14] ---
    I mean, couldn't we
    have done this over the phone?
[07:15] ---
    Emi's all grown up now, isn't she?
[07:17] ---
    Yes. Know who I'm talking about?
[07:18] ---
    Dummy!
[07:19] ---
    Yamada has his own schedule.
[07:21] ---
    That's right! She really is...
[07:22] ---
    You didn't even think of that.
[07:24] ---
    Sorry! I think I'll come back another—
[07:32] ---
    Hey, I hear that Emi's in a band!
[07:35] ---
    But it's going to rain tonight, so...
[07:42] ---
    I'm going to get changed,
    so if you could wait a little...
[07:47] ---
    Uh, uh, sure!
[07:50] ---
    Sorry to bother you when you're busy.
[07:53] ---
    That startled me.
[07:55] ---
    By the way,
    seems like you're over your cold.
[07:58] ---
    I am! Thanks to you!
[08:00] ---
    Oh, wait, I need to thank—
[08:03] ---
    Whoa...
[08:05] ---
    Turn around, will you?
[08:06] ---
    - Thanks for waiting.
    - Oh!
[08:09] ---
    So what's this about?
[08:11] ---
    Sorry. I'm thinking
    of how to bring it up right now.
[08:15] ---
    SINCE I NEVER ENVISIONED
    DOING THIS IN THE STREET
[08:16] ---
    There's no time.
[08:18] ---
    I've got to say it now.
[08:20] ---
    That's why I came here, after all.
[08:23] ---
    But there's no reason
    why I should tell him now
[08:28] ---
    in the street, when things are so hectic.
[08:32] ---
    Another day...
[08:34] ---
    when we have more time...
[08:36] ---
    Akane!
[08:39] ---
    The light was red.
[08:43] ---
    S-Sorry.
[08:44] ---
    Are you all right?
[08:46] ---
    You're really spaced out today.
[08:49] ---
    It's no good. I have no focus.
[08:52] ---
    Sorry.
[08:54] ---
    Even if I just buy myself time
    being with him,
[08:57] ---
    I'm only causing trouble for Yamada.
[08:59] ---
    I'll do it another time.
[09:01] ---
    You know what? I think I'll pass today—
[09:05] ---
    Green...
[09:17] ---
    Maybe I'll just let myself
    give in to his kindness forever
[09:21] ---
    and not say anything I shouldn't.
[09:24] ---
    But hiding my feelings like that...
[09:27] ---
    would kind of be cheating.
[09:31] ---
    All right,
    I'm going to get on the train now.
[09:34] ---
    Okay.
[09:35] ---
    Sorry we ended up not getting to talk.
[09:39] ---
    I was running late, so I was in a rush.
[09:41] ---
    No, there was something wrong with me.
[09:44] ---
    There sure was.
[09:45] ---
    TOTALLY IGNORING
    THE TRAFFIC IS CRAZY
[09:46] ---
    Well, another time, then.
[09:49] ---
    Okay.
[09:52] ---
    Is it something important?
[09:55] ---
    After class,
    well, it's going to be really late...
[10:00] ---
    but if it's okay with you,
    I'll call you.
[10:03] ---
    If it's something
    you want to tell me today.
[10:06] ---
    Are you sure? Aren't you tired?
[10:08] ---
    Just listening won't be a problem.
[10:11] ---
    Though I'm not sure
    if I'll be a good person to talk to.
[10:13] ---
    RESPONSE MACHINE
[10:16] ---
    Yay!
[10:23] ---
    Okay, I'll be going now.
[10:25] ---
    Have a good one!
    Good luck with your class!
[10:28] ---
    BYE NOW!
[10:42] ---
    The weather turned nasty all of a sudden,
    didn't it?
[10:44] ---
    I mean, it was sunny just a minute ago.
[10:51] ---
    KAWAI CRAM SCHOOL
[10:53] ---
    All right, that's it for tonight.
[10:55] ---
    Make sure you do the writing exercises
    on your own.
[10:59] ---
    It's raining, huh?
[11:02] ---
    Yamada, what are you going to do?
[11:03] ---
    In this downpour...
[11:05] ---
    I've got an umbrella, the fold-up kind.
[11:07] ---
    You're a god!
[11:07] ---
    SINCE I CHECKED THE WEATHER REPORT
[11:08] ---
    LET ME IN 'TIL WE
    REACH THE STATION
[11:08] ---
    Share your umbrella with me!
[11:10] ---
    - Sure.
    - Yeah!
[11:10] ---
    NOT LIKE I HAVE A CHOICE
[11:12] ---
    Will you be okay, Prez?
[11:14] ---
    I don't have an umbrella, either,
    but I guess I'll run home.
[11:16] ---
    USING THE ROOF-TO-ROOF METHOD
[11:17] ---
    Isn't that a little too brave of you?
[11:20] ---
    Oh, what the heck.
[11:21] ---
    I'll give up my spot
    under Yamada's umbrella for you, Prez.
[11:24] ---
    - Huh?
    - You're cool with that, right, Yamada?
[11:26] ---
    Either one of you will be fine.
[11:27] ---
    Huh? But I'd feel bad.
    Why don't you two leave together?
[11:30] ---
    No, no, how could I put my own needs
    over that of a lady's?
[11:33] ---
    And by the way, this is your chance
    to go home together, so you should pounce.
[11:38] ---
    You don't need
    to look out for me like that.
[11:41] ---
    Yamada will think I'm weird.
[11:44] ---
    But you'll never get anywhere
    unless you come off as a little weird.
[11:48] ---
    Especially you.
[11:53] ---
    They can't settle it, because they're
    trying to give it up to each other?
[11:58] ---
    Maybe I'll just give them my umbrella
    and run.
[12:01] ---
    I WANT TO GO HOME...
[12:03] ---
    Yamada?
[12:06] ---
    Um...
[12:08] ---
    On second thought,
    can you share your umbrella with me
[12:11] ---
    until we get to the station?
[12:14] ---
    So I gave that new game a try.
[12:17] ---
    It's really buggy
    since it's still in beta,
[12:20] ---
    but it looks like
    it's going to be really good.
[12:28] ---
    Hurry up!
[12:29] ---
    Wait up!
[12:31] ---
    You're so slow, Saki!
[12:32] ---
    My shoes are slippery!
[12:37] ---
    Do you know her?
[12:39] ---
    What?
[12:40] ---
    Because you couldn't take your eyes
    off that woman who ran by just now.
[12:46] ---
    I don't know her.
[13:04] ---
    Uh...
[13:05] ---
    Ms. Tsubaki,
    please take this for yourself, after all.
[13:13] ---
    What? Why?
[13:15] ---
    It would defeat the purpose
    if you got wet. So please.
[13:17] ---
    But no, what about you?
[13:19] ---
    I'll make a run for it.
[13:20] ---
    - But—
    - The station's right there.
[13:22] ---
    Um...
[13:23] ---
    Wait.
[13:46] ---
    Wait!
[13:47] ---
    Wait!
[13:49] ---
    Wait, Yamada!
[13:52] ---
    Wait!
[13:55] ---
    I'm sorry.
[14:00] ---
    My glasses...
[14:04] ---
    I can't see.
[14:20] ---
    They're cracked.
[14:24] ---
    Are you all right?
[14:31] ---
    I like you.
[14:32] ---
    What?
[14:41] ---
    I like you.
[15:14] ---
    Sorry to put you on the spot.
[15:17] ---
    But please, just for today...
[15:23] ---
    I want you to try thinking of me.
[15:31] ---
    It can be just for today.
[15:45] ---
    AKITO YAMADA
    I can't talk today after all
    Let's do it another day when you have time
    Sorry
[15:47] ---
    I can't talk today after all
    Let's do it another day
    when you have time
    Sorry
[16:02] ---
    Hey, wasn't it raining
    really hard yesterday?
[16:05] ---
    Runa was asleep, but it woke me up.
    It was so loud!
[16:08] ---
    And to make matters worse,
    I couldn't sleep a wink after that.
[16:09] ---
    I PLAYED A LITTLE BIT
[16:10] ---
    You're not concentrating at all,
    are you, Runa?
[16:13] ---
    That's right! I'm not anymore.
[16:18] ---
    Good work, studying so hard!
[16:20] ---
    I bought you some doughnuts,
    so please have some, both of you!
[16:23] ---
    Yay!
[16:23] ---
    Yamada,
    I really appreciate your doing this
[16:25] ---
    when you're studying for exams yourself.
[16:27] ---
    Runa just wouldn't hear
    of any other tutor but you!
[16:32] ---
    She must really adore you!
[16:34] ---
    But I have to say, seeing you two
    together, you make such a nice couple!
[16:38] ---
    Right, Brother?
[16:38] ---
    I WANT YOU AS MY
    GORGEOUS SON-IN-LAW
[16:38] ---
    I WANT YOU AS MY
    BRILLIANT SON-IN-LAW
[16:38] ---
    I WANT YOU
    AS MY SON-IN-LAW
[16:40] ---
    Listen to you, Mom,
    not hiding your ambitions at all!
[16:43] ---
    What are you talking about?
[16:44] ---
    I have no clue.
[16:45] ---
    All I'm saying is that those two
    make a sweet couple!
[16:48] ---
    Don't they, though? Don't they, though?
[16:49] ---
    AMBITIONS?
[16:49] ---
    Do you know what they're talking about?
[16:51] ---
    I don't know.
[16:51] ---
    TWO PEOPLE WHO DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND
[16:52] ---
    Must be some kind
    of joke, I guess?
[16:56] ---
    By the way, Akito...
[16:57] ---
    didn't someone confess to you?
[17:00] ---
    WHAAAT
[17:01] ---
    HEY, HEY
    THE ANSWERS DON'T MATCH
[17:02] ---
    How did you know?
[17:03] ---
    SCARY, HUH
[17:04] ---
    I know everything, okay?
[17:06] ---
    So Akanecchi really confessed, huh?
[17:08] ---
    That girl's amazing.
[17:10] ---
    So what did you do?
[17:10] ---
    SHOW ME
[17:12] ---
    What did you say?
[17:13] ---
    It's not your concern.
[17:14] ---
    Oh, yes, it is.
[17:15] ---
    It is, huh?
[17:18] ---
    I'm thinking.
[17:21] ---
    Oh, so it's like that, huh?
[17:23] ---
    I was sure that you'd
    actually go for it, too.
[17:26] ---
    Huh?
[17:27] ---
    Since you're so close.
[17:28] ---
    Well...
[17:29] ---
    You really are vague.
[17:30] ---
    IT WON'T DO YOU ANY GOOD
    TO THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT IT
[17:32] ---
    You should give her your answer
    sooner than later, and be clear.
[17:35] ---
    Being suggestive with someone,
    then toying with them
[17:37] ---
    is the worst thing you could do!
[17:41] ---
    That's not what I'm doing.
[17:44] ---
    Stupid Eita made Yamada mad again!
[17:44] ---
    GIGGLE
[17:46] ---
    Huh?
[17:46] ---
    TEE-HEE
[17:47] ---
    I'm so sorry, Akkun! Don't be mad!
    I'll give you these doughnuts!
[17:50] ---
    Excuse me, but those are Runa's doughnuts!
[17:52] ---
    The number you've reached
[17:53] ---
    is either out of signal range
    or has been turned off.
[18:00] ---
    Oh, my!
[18:01] ---
    Akane! Akane!
[18:03] ---
    See who's outside!
[18:06] ---
    Hey! Yamada!
[18:10] ---
    What are you doing?
[18:11] ---
    It's unusual for you to stop by our store.
[18:14] ---
    Aren't you supposed to be working?
[18:16] ---
    I asked to do some outside work.
[18:18] ---
    Now, then, have you come to see me?
[18:20] ---
    Just kidding!
[18:21] ---
    - Yes.
    - Huh?
[18:23] ---
    I just called you,
    but I couldn't reach you.
[18:26] ---
    You did, huh? Sorry about that!
[18:28] ---
    My battery was already down to 3%
    when I left the house...
[18:29] ---
    I THINK THE BATTERY
    RAN OUT...
[18:32] ---
    That's okay.
[18:33] ---
    I just thought
    if I could see you in person,
[18:35] ---
    I could apologize for yesterday.
[18:38] ---
    No—
[18:42] ---
    I don't mind at all!
[18:44] ---
    It wasn't really important anyway.
[18:46] ---
    And come to think of it,
    I've already talked to Momo about it,
[18:49] ---
    so I've pretty much
    gotten it off my chest, I guess.
[18:52] ---
    Never mind that.
[18:54] ---
    You seem a little down today.
[18:56] ---
    What's the matter?
[18:58] ---
    Do I? I'm feeling pretty normal.
[19:01] ---
    What? You're so not like yourself!
[19:03] ---
    There's no energy in your voice!
[19:04] ---
    Well, that's always the case.
[19:06] ---
    You're also not very talkative.
[19:08] ---
    Well, that's always the case, too, but...
[19:10] ---
    This is how you always are!
[19:11] ---
    But this is how you are today!
[19:12] ---
    I DON'T SEE THE DIFFERENCE
[19:14] ---
    ANYWAY,
    YOU'RE SOMETHING ELSE
[19:18] ---
    Lately, I've been a little busy,
    so maybe I'm tired?
[19:23] ---
    I'm not really sure.
[19:24] ---
    Tired out from studying
    for your entrance exams?
[19:27] ---
    I'm sure it's tough.
[19:28] ---
    IN TERMS OF SCORES
[19:29] ---
    His problems are
    on a whole different planet than mine.
[19:31] ---
    I see.
[19:36] ---
    Hey! I recently got some new FOS gear.
[19:40] ---
    I've been dying to brag about it to you,
    but you never seem to log in.
[19:45] ---
    See, I got myself a better sword.
[19:48] ---
    What kind of sword?
[19:49] ---
    What kind?
[19:51] ---
    What do you mean?
[19:52] ---
    You know, like the weapon rank or type.
[19:55] ---
    LIKE REALITY...
[19:56] ---
    Uh, let's see.
[19:59] ---
    Hold out your hand.
[20:00] ---
    Is that oil-based?
[20:01] ---
    Hold out your hand.
[20:04] ---
    Those bosses
    sure drop some great items, huh?
[20:07] ---
    THERE'S DECORATIONS ON IT,
    BUT IT'S SOMETHING LIKE THIS,
    AND IT'S REALLY CUTE
[20:07] ---
    I finally get
    why you're always raiding bosses.
[20:11] ---
    Well, but the odds are slim.
[20:13] ---
    I know! So when a decent item does drop,
    it makes you feel outrageously happy.
[20:17] ---
    It gives you the shivers, right?
[20:20] ---
    I don't know what's going on,
    but cheer up, all right?
[20:24] ---
    Go back to being the mysterious Yamada
    you were before.
[20:28] ---
    I'LL DRAW YOU MY CHARACTER, TOO
[20:29] ---
    WHAT KIND OF CLOTHES
    WAS SHE WEARING AGAIN?
[20:33] ---
    So that's how I look to people.
[20:38] ---
    I don't say much, because I'm afraid
    that I'll say the wrong thing, that's all.
[20:44] ---
    I can't read into other people's feelings.
[20:48] ---
    And a lot of times,
    I don't get their jokes.
[20:52] ---
    I'm just a nobody.
[20:55] ---
    I know I am.
[20:59] ---
    Hmm.
[21:02] ---
    For me, you know how you
    sometimes set me straight
[21:05] ---
    in that astute way of yours?
[21:07] ---
    I really, um, like that.
[21:11] ---
    And when you're with us,
    you don't say a word,
[21:13] ---
    but I know you're watching
    everyone else and looking out for them.
[21:16] ---
    And I know that you always try
    to help people out if they're in trouble.
[21:20] ---
    Because you've done that for me
    so many times.
[21:24] ---
    You're not a nobody.
[21:25] ---
    I told you, you're a fun guy!
[21:27] ---
    You can trust me! I mean it.
[21:32] ---
    Okay?
[23:04] ---
    I wake up in the morning and sigh.
[23:08] ---
    Somewhere along the way,
    that became a habit of mine.
[23:15] ---
    I was sure that love...
[23:17] ---
    Yukari, you're going out at this hour?
[23:20] ---
    Just for a bit.
    I'm supposed to meet a friend.
[23:24] ---
    Just come home as soon as you can.
[23:26] ---
    Okay.
[23:28] ---
    ...was supposed to be more fun than this.

Season 1

E13 - In the Morning When I Wake Up

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[00:02] ---
    I wake up in the morning and sigh.
[00:06] ---
    Somewhere along the way,
    that became a habit of mine.
[00:14] ---
    I was sure that love...
[00:19] ---
    was supposed to be more fun than this.
[01:59] ---
    Wow.
[02:01] ---
    You're exactly on time.
[02:03] ---
    I didn't realize
    that I got here early. Sorry.
[02:07] ---
    It's all right.
[02:12] ---
    I'm sure that...
[02:14] ---
    the next thing that happens
    will be me getting rejected.
[02:21] ---
    You see, I...
[02:23] ---
    I've liked you since we were first-years.
    Did you know?
[02:28] ---
    No.
[02:29] ---
    Didn't think so.
[02:31] ---
    I was hiding it so you wouldn't catch on.
[02:33] ---
    "Please don't let him
    find out how I feel."
[02:36] ---
    That was the only thing on my mind.
[02:39] ---
    I'm sure that today...
[02:41] ---
    will be the last time.
[02:43] ---
    But this morning,
    it hit me when I woke up,
[02:46] ---
    that I don't have to pretend
    that I don't like you anymore.
[02:51] ---
    And that gave me some relief.
[02:55] ---
    That's why I have no regrets.
[03:04] ---
    I just want you
    to listen to me for a while.
[03:06] ---
    Right.
[03:07] ---
    See, I really like
    the way you play, Yamada.
[03:12] ---
    I'm talking about gaming.
[03:13] ---
    You're so coolheaded,
    and you don't blame other people.
[03:16] ---
    Uh, yeah.
[03:18] ---
    A lot of players lose it during PvP games,
    but you never show any signs of that.
[03:23] ---
    Uh...
[03:24] ---
    And I really admired
    how mature you are in that way.
[03:28] ---
    Thanks.
[03:29] ---
    I also like the way
    you're always looking out the window
[03:31] ---
    when you're spacing out in the classroom.
[03:34] ---
    And I could never tell you,
[03:35] ---
    because I didn't want you
    to think I was a fangirl,
[03:37] ---
    but the truth is, I always thought
    you were super good-looking,
[03:40] ---
    and I love the way you never show off.
[03:42] ---
    Oh, and I also love your voice.
    It really calms me down.
[03:45] ---
    And I like how quiet you are.
[03:46] ---
    I like seeing you walk
    and also seeing you run,
[03:49] ---
    and I like how you're a slow talker.
[03:51] ---
    You know your habit of blinking like crazy
    when you're at a loss?
[03:54] ---
    That. I've always liked that, too.
[03:56] ---
    And I really like
    how you're equally kind to everyone.
[04:00] ---
    Over the last three years, I'm sure
    that a lot of girls have fallen for you,
[04:05] ---
    but any way you look at it,
[04:06] ---
    I'm sure that I've always liked you
    more than anyone else.
[04:10] ---
    No question.
[04:14] ---
    I've always liked you
    more than anyone else in the world!
[04:26] ---
    I can't really see him.
[04:31] ---
    But I managed to tell him everything.
[04:35] ---
    For so long, it felt like a lead weight.
[04:39] ---
    It's been stressing me out all this time.
[04:43] ---
    So I absolutely have no regrets.
[04:48] ---
    What a relief!
[05:00] ---
    Ms. Tsubaki, I...
[05:05] ---
    Ms. Tsubaki, I can't...
[05:08] ---
    return your feelings.
[05:16] ---
    Right.
[05:22] ---
    Sorry. I...
[05:27] ---
    There's something on your hand.
[05:30] ---
    Huh? Oh. This is...
[05:36] ---
    IT'S HER IN-GAME CHARACTER
    IN OIL-BASED INK...
[05:36] ---
    Someone I know was joking around.
[05:40] ---
    I know the person who drew that.
[05:47] ---
    It's the person you like...
[05:52] ---
    right?
[06:04] ---
    Yes.
[06:09] ---
    Thank you for having feelings for me.
[06:14] ---
    I'm sorry that I can't feel
    the same way about you.
[06:21] ---
    It's all right.
[06:23] ---
    I'm glad that you heard me out.
[06:27] ---
    I'm glad that I was able to tell you.
[06:31] ---
    I've known all along.
[06:35] ---
    Because I've been watching you.
[06:38] ---
    I could tell that you'd changed,
    just a little.
[06:44] ---
    Even if nobody else noticed...
[06:51] ---
    I could tell right away.
[06:57] ---
    That was a relief,
    getting it all off my chest.
[07:00] ---
    Thanks for making time for me.
[07:03] ---
    I'll be heading home now.
[07:06] ---
    All right, see you at school.
[07:10] ---
    Uh, do you want me to walk you home?
[07:13] ---
    You're not wearing your glasses,
    and it's dark.
[07:16] ---
    It's fine.
[07:16] ---
    - I can go home by myself.
    - But—
[07:19] ---
    Don't worry. I'm not that weak.
[07:28] ---
    Right.
[07:31] ---
    Thanks.
[07:37] ---
    You were so nice to me right to the end.
    That made me happy.
[07:42] ---
    That's what I really liked about you.
[07:50] ---
    I really liked you, you know.
[07:56] ---
    We'll be going on break soon,
[07:58] ---
    but I don't know
    what my work schedule will be like.
[08:01] ---
    What, it's noisy?
[08:03] ---
    Sorry. I'm getting ready
    to leave the house.
[08:06] ---
    For a guild meetup.
[08:08] ---
    No, not a club!
[08:10] ---
    To everyone in Chocolate Rabbit
    Mr. Kamota will be hosting a guild meeting
    on December X at a barbecue restaurant
    (Please see attached details and map)
    If you can make it, please let Rurihime know ASAP
[08:10] ---
    I explained it before.
[08:12] ---
    My gaming friends.
[08:14] ---
    That's right.
[08:15] ---
    I'm going out to dinner with them.
[08:21] ---
    YAKINIKU TAKOU
[08:23] ---
    Hey, I think she's here. Over there!
[08:27] ---
    Hey, you're right!
[08:27] ---
    RUNA
[08:28] ---
    Akane!
[08:30] ---
    Mr. Kamota!
[08:31] ---
    - Long time no see!
    - What meat do you want?
[08:33] ---
    - Thanks for coming!
    - Kalbi!
[08:35] ---
    - Kalbi!
    - No, no, thank you!
[08:36] ---
    - Thank you so much for inviting me.
    - What kind? Kalbi?
[08:39] ---
    Sure, I could go for some kalbi.
[08:40] ---
    I want kalbi, too!
[08:41] ---
    Hey, Yamada's not here.
[08:42] ---
    Kalbi! Kalbi!
[08:43] ---
    HE SAYS HE
    HAS AN ERRAND
    AT SCHOOL
[08:43] ---
    Kalbi! Kalbi! Kalbi!
[08:43] ---
    Akito will be here later.
[08:46] ---
    Yo!
[08:47] ---
    You scared me. Yo!
[08:49] ---
    Want me to arrange
    some one-on-one time with him?
[08:52] ---
    He's been busy, so you don't get
    to see each other that much, right?
[08:55] ---
    THE OTHER DAY
[08:55] ---
    HUH?
[08:56] ---
    Oh, darn, I couldn't tell him
    how I felt the other day!
[09:00] ---
    No, that's okay.
[09:01] ---
    I came here to have some meat today!
[09:03] ---
    Welcome!
[09:05] ---
    I have a reservation
    under the name Kamota.
[09:05] ---
    - IS IT TRUE THAT MR. KAMOTA'S
    TREATING US TODAY?
[09:07] ---
    We've been waiting for you, Mr. Kamota.
[09:08] ---
    - IS IT TRUE THAT MR. KAMOTA'S
    TREATING US TODAY?
    - IT'S TRUE
[09:10] ---
    Besides, Yamada seems
    a little tired lately.
[09:15] ---
    I think it must be the stress
    of studying for his entrance exams.
[09:18] ---
    I'm sure that's not it.
[09:20] ---
    That guy's ready
    to coast through entrance exams.
[09:23] ---
    What, really?
[09:25] ---
    Then I guess I was
    just imagining things the other day.
[09:28] ---
    ISN'T IT KIND OF DARK IN HERE!?
[09:28] ---
    This place looks expensive!
[09:30] ---
    I wonder if the meat's expensive here?
[09:32] ---
    Runa, try to keep your voice down, okay?
[09:34] ---
    MEAT LOVER
    MEAT LOVER
[09:34] ---
    But why?
[09:36] ---
    My friend runs this place.
[09:39] ---
    He just opened it the other day.
[09:42] ---
    He's been asking me to come,
[09:44] ---
    so I thought it would be great
    to come with my guildmates.
[09:47] ---
    Is that right?
[09:48] ---
    You sure know a lot of people,
    Mr. Kamota.
[09:51] ---
    - President Kamota!
    - Huh?
[09:53] ---
    It's been a long time.
[09:55] ---
    Inoue! You look like you're doing well!
[09:58] ---
    Yes, sir!
    And you're looking well yourself!
[10:00] ---
    How's business these days?
[10:02] ---
    Thank you for asking. We're managing.
[10:04] ---
    Hey, President Kamota!
[10:06] ---
    I didn't know you were here.
[10:07] ---
    Ah, what a surprise, Professor Obayashi!
[10:10] ---
    President Kamota! What a coincidence!
[10:12] ---
    Well, well! Hello there, Director Nagaoka.
[10:15] ---
    Oh, Mr. Kamota! What a surprise!
[10:17] ---
    President Sumiyoshi's wife? Hello!
[10:19] ---
    Who would have thought, right?
[10:22] ---
    No way. That's knowing
    way too many people.
[10:25] ---
    Who is he?
[10:28] ---
    Hey! We've got a private room!
[10:37] ---
    This meat's delicious!
[10:37] ---
    TIED HER HAIR
    BACK TO EAT
    IN EARNEST
[10:37] ---
    IT'S MELTING IN MY MOUTH
[10:39] ---
    Doesn't it taste
    even better
[10:41] ---
    when you're with
    a lot of people?
[10:43] ---
    Though it's too bad
    that the new player couldn't make it.
[10:47] ---
    I did invite her, but it seems
    like tonight didn't work for her.
[10:50] ---
    No need for her to come!
[10:53] ---
    Excuse me.
[10:57] ---
    Mr. Inoue from across the hall
    sent this over.
[11:01] ---
    ULTRA-PREMIUM SAKE
[11:01] ---
    This is from Mr. Obayashi.
[11:03] ---
    This is from Mr. Nagaoka.
[11:05] ---
    And this is from Mrs. Sumiyoshi.
[11:10] ---
    NOW I FEEL BAD
[11:11] ---
    Oh, no. Did I make them feel obligated?
[11:13] ---
    WOW
[11:13] ---
    HEY, YOU'RE TOTALLY POPULAR!!
[11:13] ---
    There's even sake! Amazing!
[11:15] ---
    I've never seen other customers
    send over stuff.
[11:15] ---
    EXPENSIVE-LOOKING SAKE...
[11:18] ---
    Lucky you! Someday, I want to become
    a big-shot grown-up like you!
[11:21] ---
    SO COOL
[11:24] ---
    HAVE SOME MEAT
[11:24] ---
    What are you talking about?
    You're already a fine young man!
[11:29] ---
    The reason I'm able to hunt
    without a care in the dungeons
[11:32] ---
    is because you've taken on all
    of the guild management duties for me.
[11:38] ---
    RETURNING THE FAVOR
[11:38] ---
    That's because I have your support
    behind the scenes!
[11:41] ---
    Oh, I wouldn't say that!
[11:41] ---
    THE MEAT'S DELISH
[11:43] ---
    You're always creating
    fun places to hang out
[11:47] ---
    and bringing in great friends
    for me to meet,
[11:50] ---
    so I'm really enjoying each and every day.
[11:53] ---
    I hope we can all keep playing
    as good friends.
[12:00] ---
    I hear you! I want to keep playing with
    our current members forever, like always!
[12:04] ---
    The current members!
[12:06] ---
    Forever... like always.
[12:09] ---
    Yeah, but we do need change, you know.
[12:12] ---
    THE MEAT'S READY
[12:12] ---
    Going forward, we'll be embracing renewal.
[12:15] ---
    Huh? I'm totally opposed to that!
    Why can't things stay the way they are?
[12:18] ---
    Don't fear change!
[12:20] ---
    Excuse me, but that's
    the meat that Runa was grilling!
[12:23] ---
    Right, that's what you think.
[12:24] ---
    But since I'm the one who raised Runa,
    it's actually the kalbi that I grilled.
[12:28] ---
    Eita, you suck!
[12:36] ---
    Welcome!
[12:38] ---
    You're with Mr. Kamota, aren't you?
[12:38] ---
    WOW, HE'S HOT
[12:40] ---
    Please follow me.
[12:43] ---
    Hey! The attendant's here!
[12:45] ---
    ATTEND...?
[12:46] ---
    Akkun, you're late!
[12:48] ---
    Yo.
[12:48] ---
    - We've been waiting for you, Akito!
    - Yamada! Listen up!
[12:51] ---
    Just now, Runa was really in a bind!
[12:54] ---
    - You said you could get here sooner.
    - I'm talking really, really big trouble!
[12:56] ---
    Well, uh...
[12:58] ---
    - There's so many kinds of meat!
    - Runa was really in a bind!
[13:01] ---
    If you all talk at once...
[13:05] ---
    Uh-oh! She's back!
[13:07] ---
    Huh?
[13:11] ---
    Hey...
[13:12] ---
    it's Yamada!
[13:17] ---
    What...
[13:21] ---
    Why is she so intoxicated?
[13:23] ---
    I'M SO SORRY...
[13:23] ---
    It's my fault for urging her to taste
    the sake someone gave us as a gift.
[13:28] ---
    It's not your fault, Mr. Kamota!
[13:30] ---
    It's Akane's fault
    for guzzling it like crazy!
[13:33] ---
    RUNA, LET'S
    TRY TO LEARN
    TO WELCOME
    OTHERS, OKAY
[13:34] ---
    And she kept bugging me in that
    hyper mood, which was really annoying!
[13:35] ---
    IT'S SERIOUSLY
    ANNOYING
[13:38] ---
    Akane's the type who gets
    really cheerful when she drinks, huh?
[13:43] ---
    Yamada, I'm leaving the rest to you.
[13:45] ---
    If she gets on your nerves,
    you can leave her on the restroom floor.
[13:48] ---
    That's what Runa did!
[13:49] ---
    No, I couldn't do that.
[13:51] ---
    Akito! Sit down, and let's have dinner.
[13:55] ---
    I'll send Akane home in a taxi later,
    so no worries!
[13:58] ---
    No need! No need!
[13:59] ---
    I'll have Akito take Akanecchi home,
    so it's all good.
[14:02] ---
    Really?
[14:03] ---
    Sure, sure.
[14:04] ---
    Well, you're right.
    Those two are really close.
[14:05] ---
    How are you doing?!
[14:07] ---
    So I guess it would be better
    to leave it to him?
[14:12] ---
    Come on.
[14:14] ---
    You're so late... Yamara.
[14:18] ---
    Sorry.
[14:21] ---
    Yummy!
[14:23] ---
    AFTER DRINKING, RECYCLE
[14:24] ---
    Hey, maybe we should
    just pick someone up now?
[14:27] ---
    I'd be up for that!
[14:28] ---
    Are there any cute girls around?
[14:36] ---
    Huh?
[14:37] ---
    Here's some water.
[14:38] ---
    Huh? Oh, crap!
[14:40] ---
    - Was I sleeping here right now?
    - Yes.
[14:42] ---
    I can't believe it!
[14:44] ---
    Neither can I.
[14:46] ---
    Whoa! Some water!
[14:48] ---
    I was feeling really parched right now.
[14:50] ---
    How'd you know that I wanted some water?
[14:52] ---
    Because you were making
    a commotion about it in song form.
[14:55] ---
    What?
[14:56] ---
    My throat is totally dry!
[14:58] ---
    Is this the desert, maybe?
[15:02] ---
    SORRY TO MAKE YOU GO
    THROUGH THIS EVERY TIME
[15:02] ---
    Sorry to make trouble for you!
[15:04] ---
    I'm going to try to make sure
    not to forget this favor!
[15:06] ---
    When I'm drunk, I hardly
    remember anything afterwards.
[15:09] ---
    - Right.
    - I know!
[15:10] ---
    I'll make a note!
[15:11] ---
    If I leave a record on my phone,
    I know I'll be set!
[15:13] ---
    CAN YOU KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN?
[15:13] ---
    It's okay to forget,
    so let's just go home.
[15:15] ---
    It's getting late.
[15:16] ---
    Hey, you're right.
[15:18] ---
    Just look at the time.
[15:19] ---
    Hey, Yamada, you can go now.
[15:22] ---
    Coming back to my place
    would be a hassle for you.
[15:24] ---
    It's not safe, so I'm taking you home.
[15:26] ---
    There are tons of drunks around here.
[15:29] ---
    Aside from you.
[15:49] ---
    Whoa.
[15:51] ---
    Sorry. My heel got stuck in a groove.
[15:54] ---
    Huh?
[15:59] ---
    Uh-oh, can't get it out.
[16:04] ---
    Um...
[16:05] ---
    sorry about this,
    making you go to so much trouble.
[16:08] ---
    It's stuck in the ground.
[16:20] ---
    I got it—
[16:42] ---
    Ready to go?
[16:46] ---
    Uh... yes.
[17:12] ---
    Well, then, I'll be going now.
    Good night, then.
[17:16] ---
    Thanks!
[17:17] ---
    Get home safely, all right?
[17:25] ---
    Hey...
[17:27] ---
    Uh... um...
[17:30] ---
    Y-Yamada, do you l-like me?
[17:37] ---
    What?
[17:38] ---
    No, it's just...
[17:41] ---
    What?
[17:42] ---
    I just had a feeling...
[17:45] ---
    Because...
[17:47] ---
    his hand...
[17:53] ---
    I'm busted, huh?
[17:57] ---
    When his hand touched mine...
[17:59] ---
    Uh... um...
[18:02] ---
    ...the whole time, it seemed
    like he was telling me that.
[18:09] ---
    I'm drunk right now.
[18:12] ---
    Uh, am I talking normally?
[18:15] ---
    What I meant to say—
[18:17] ---
    I like you.
[18:19] ---
    I like you, Akane.
[18:23] ---
    In the morning, when you wake up,
    if you've forgotten, that's okay.
[18:29] ---
    I'll come by to say it again...
[18:31] ---
    until you remember what I said.
[18:36] ---
    Good night.
[18:47] ---
    Tomorrow...
[18:49] ---
    AFRO YAMADA?
[18:50] ---
    morning...
[18:51] ---
    WHO ARE YOU?
[18:52] ---
    when I wake up...
[18:57] ---
    is it okay if I call you?
[19:00] ---
    WELL, ROMANCE
    ISN'T ALL FUN AND
    GAMES, EITHER
[19:02] ---
    Because I know I'm going to worry...
[19:06] ---
    that it was all a dream.
[19:09] ---
    THAT REALLY SUCKS
[19:14] ---
    Is it okay... if I do that?
[19:25] ---
    I'll call you.
[19:29] ---
    Tomorrow.
[19:37] ---
    In the morning when you wake up.
[19:42] ---
    Episode 13:
    IN THE MORNING WHEN I WAKE UP
[19:50] ---
    ALARM
    SNOOZE
    STOP
[19:58] ---
    AKITO YAMADA
[20:02] ---
    Yes?
[20:03] ---
    Good morning.
[20:05] ---
    Morning!
[20:06] ---
    SHE DIDN'T SLEEP AT ALL
[20:07] ---
    So? And then what? And then what?
[20:08] ---
    What did you talk about over the phone?
    Tell me everything!
[20:11] ---
    Every single word,
    verbatim!
[20:12] ---
    Come on,
    that's private.
[20:14] ---
    What? You have
    a boyfriend now?
[20:16] ---
    Good for you!
[20:19] ---
    Wait! Could it be that I'm the only one
    among us without a boyfriend?
[20:22] ---
    GROUP DATE
    GROUP DATE
[20:22] ---
    DESPITE ALL
    MY DAILY EFFORTS?
[20:22] ---
    Wow, so he's younger!
[20:22] ---
    Whaaat?
[20:24] ---
    Yup.
[20:25] ---
    I couldn't go out
    with someone younger.
[20:28] ---
    Really?
[20:30] ---
    It felt like he was looking
    for a mature woman,
[20:32] ---
    ALTHOUGH
    IT'S MY FAULT
[20:33] ---
    so I couldn't just let myself
    depend on him.
[20:35] ---
    MATURE WOMAN
[20:36] ---
    I was told that he didn't get
    what I was thinking,
[20:39] ---
    so dating a younger guy was hard for me.
[20:42] ---
    WHY IS THAT...
[20:42] ---
    Hey, but I think you
    will be just fine, Akane.
[20:45] ---
    You don't
    mean that,
[20:46] ---
    because it's not
    your problem?
[20:47] ---
    Well, it isn't my problem.
[20:48] ---
    NO FAIR!!
[20:48] ---
    MATURE WOMAN
[20:49] ---
    Hey, Akane! Would you
    mind not acting depressed
[20:51] ---
    in front of a single woman like me?
[20:54] ---
    Forgive me.
[20:56] ---
    Well, it's okay.
[20:57] ---
    BEING SINGLE IS FUN, TOO
[20:57] ---
    I knew that you two would end up
    together sooner or later.
[21:01] ---
    You did?
[21:02] ---
    Yeah. You gave off
    that kind of scent.
[21:05] ---
    Scent?
[21:06] ---
    Did I really seem
    like I was throwing myself at Yamada?
[21:09] ---
    I CAN'T TELL MYSELF...
[21:10] ---
    No, no.
[21:13] ---
    The exact opposite!
[21:17] ---
    So anyway, in other words,
    what I'm trying to say is...
[21:21] ---
    you'll be taking
    your entrance exams soon, right?
[21:24] ---
    I know that you're
    really going to be swamped,
[21:26] ---
    so you don't have to worry about me, okay?
[21:29] ---
    MATURE WOMAN
[21:29] ---
    I'll try not to be a burden on you...
[21:33] ---
    but once in a while,
    like when you're tired,
[21:36] ---
    you can lean on me, all right?
[21:38] ---
    Can you at least pretend to be listening?
[21:40] ---
    No, I was listening.
[21:42] ---
    At least until you said that thing
    about people supporting each other.
[21:45] ---
    That was way back at the beginning.
[21:48] ---
    It was around that point
    that I started to lose you.
[21:52] ---
    While I was looking
    at your mouth moving open and shut,
[21:56] ---
    I noticed that your canine teeth
    are pretty sharp.
[21:59] ---
    Huh?
[22:01] ---
    And I was gazing at them,
    thinking how cute they were.
[22:03] ---
    You're...
[22:07] ---
    You're teasing me, aren't you?
[22:09] ---
    No, not at all.
[22:10] ---
    MATURE WOMAN
[22:11] ---
    STOP STOP
[22:12] ---
    This mature woman thing isn't working.
[22:16] ---
    I'll walk you home.
[22:18] ---
    Thanks.
[22:25] ---
    - So—
    - Yes?
[22:27] ---
    What was it
    that you wanted to say just now?
[22:29] ---
    I'VE BEEN PONDERING
    THE WHOLE TIME
[22:32] ---
    Um...
[22:34] ---
    actually...
[22:38] ---
    I said that I wanted to hold hands
    when we're walking together.
[22:46] ---
    Hey...
[22:48] ---
    sorry about that.
[22:55] ---
    Wasn't that a cryptic way of telling me?
[22:58] ---
    I'll work on that.
[23:00] ---
    That would be great.
[23:06] ---
    What is this, a shoe?
[23:09] ---
    It must be a shoe, I guess.
[23:13] ---
    Does this even function as a shoe?
[23:16] ---
    Nah, it turned out like that
    because it malfunctioned.
[23:21] ---
    If you're going
    to crumple up on the ground...
[23:24] ---
    then you should wear
    normal shoes that work.
[23:29] ---
    I just don't get them. Women...
[23:33] ---
    Are you all right?