E5 - Are You Happy?

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[00:12] KUBO
    Yo, are you alive, Kyoichi?
[00:21] KUBO
    Tosu Tetsuo.
[00:41] KUBO
    So, why are you two hanging out together?
[00:47] KUBO
    Did you betray me?
[00:48] KYOICHI
    I-I didn't...
[00:55] KUBO
    You fuck things up.
[00:57] KUBO
    You don't follow my orders.
[01:02] KUBO
    You deserve a bit of punishment.
[01:06] KUBO
    Well, looks like it shot
    through your shoulder.
[01:24] UNDERLING E
    It's nothing too complicated.
[01:26] UNDERLING E
    We're filming you with this camera,
    so just read the cue card.
[01:33] KUBO
    If something goes wrong, then
    this footage is going public.
[01:37] KUBO
    It's better than dying, right?
SIGN    Read this!!
SIGN    "I'm Tosu Tetsuo.
    This is the
     man I killed."
[01:40] UNDERLING E
    All right, rolling the camera!
SIGN    Read this!!
SIGN    "I'm Tosu Tetsuo.
    This is the
     man I killed."
SIGN    Read this!!
SIGN    "I'm Tosu Tetsuo.
    This is the
     man I killed."
SIGN    Read this!!
SIGN    "I'm Tosu Tetsuo. 
    This is the man 
    I killed."
[01:45] TETSUO
    I'm... Tosu Tetsuo.
[01:48] TETSUO
    This is... the man I killed.
[01:52] KUBO
    Now we have one more thing to
    blackmail Tosu's parents with.
[01:56] KYOICHI
    Twelve... billion...
[01:59] KUBO
    A lucky break!
SIGN    Read this!!
SIGN    "Yay!!"
    (Do peace sign) (Smile!)
SIGN    Read this!!
SIGN    "Yay!!"
    (Do peace sign) (Smile!)
[02:05] TETSUO
    Y-Yay...
[02:09] [SONG] OP LYRICS
    I wonder what it means to love
[02:15] [SONG] OP LYRICS
    The definition in the dictionary
    doesn't click for me
[02:19] [SONG] OP LYRICS
    Indeed, what does love mean?
[02:24] [SONG] OP LYRICS
    Maybe it's this pain that
    words can't fully express
[02:32] [SONG] OP LYRICS
    Pairing up a beginning with an end
[02:37] [SONG] OP LYRICS
    God can be so cruel, right?
[02:42] [SONG] OP LYRICS
    I'm sure we are the brave ones
[02:47] [SONG] OP LYRICS
    Because we forge on,
    knowing there is an end
[02:51] [SONG] OP LYRICS
    No matter what I may have to sacrifice
[02:56] [SONG] OP LYRICS
    I will get my hands dirty again and again
[03:01] [SONG] OP LYRICS
    Sense of guilt can feel like regret
[03:07] [SONG] OP LYRICS
    I hide it as I go, but where
    does this road lead me to?
[03:14] [SONG] OP LYRICS
    Someday you will die
[03:16] [SONG] OP LYRICS
    Just the thought of it pains me
[03:19] [SONG] OP LYRICS
    Who is crushing my heart in their fist?
[03:22] [SONG] OP LYRICS
    You must be love
[03:24] [SONG] OP LYRICS
    One day the end may come
[03:27] [SONG] OP LYRICS
    To tear us apart
[03:29] [SONG] OP LYRICS
    But I will run to the ends of the world
[03:34] [SONG] OP LYRICS
    At a speed no one can catch up
SIGN    Wednesday, 3:00AM
SIGN    Episode 5: Are You Happy?
[03:45] KASEN
    What have you been up to?
[03:50] TETSUO
    I went for a drink with my coworkers...
[03:51] KASEN
    You liar!
[03:53] KASEN
    Don't make me say it again!
[03:56] KASEN
    Since when do you think
    you're on your own in this?!
[03:59] KASEN
    If you are going to protect this family,
    then you have to protect yourself too!
[04:03] KASEN
    You are part of this family, right?
[04:07] TETSUO
    I'm sorry.
[04:08] TETSUO
    I was with members
    of the organization again.
[04:12] TETSUO
    And they are monitoring me now.
[04:17] KASEN
    And?
[04:19] TETSUO
    Huh?
[04:20] KASEN
    What should I do?
[04:27] TETSUO
    Only three days left until
    the deadline to find Nobuto.
[04:30] TETSUO
    If we can't find a way out of this,
[04:33] TETSUO
    then the organization will
    simply decide that I killed him,
[04:36] TETSUO
    murder me, and be done
    with the whole thing.
[04:40] TETSUO
    There is something I've been thinking about
    since last night to avoid that outcome.
[04:44] TETSUO
    We're going to fabricate
    evidence that Nobuto is alive.
[04:48] TETSUO
    We'll recreate him in a video clip!
[04:50] KASEN
    But how?
[04:52] KASEN
    You're under surveillance, and there's
     no one who would cooperate with us.
[04:57] TETSUO
    Tabata would do it.
[04:59] KASEN
    Tabata?
[05:01] KASEN
    You mean that Tabata-san?!
[05:04] TETSUO
    Yes, that Tabata!
[05:06] TETSUO
    We'll get him to work with us!
SIGN    21 Years Ago
SIGN    Drama Club
SIGN    Recruiting
    New Members!
SIGN    Dram
SIGN    R
SIGN    New
[05:15] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    Sup!
[05:17] (Flashback) YOUNG KASEN
    Hello, Tabata-san.
[05:19] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    Hey there, Kasen-chan!
[05:21] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    Do you have time right now?
SIGN    Kasen, 20 years old
[05:22] YOUNG KASEN
    I'm reading a book right now.
[05:24] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    So you do have time!
[05:26] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    Do you want to open this with me?
[05:29] (Flashback) YOUNG KASEN
    "Japan Action"...
[05:31] (Flashback) YOUNG TETSUO
    The result of the audition?
[05:34] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    Whoa! I didn't see you there, Naeba-senpai.
[05:37] TETSUO
    Yes, I'm writing the script.
SIGN    Tetsuo, 26 years old
[05:39] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    I see. Thank you for your hard work!
[05:43] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    So? How's my role looking?
[05:45] (Flashback) YOUNG TETSUO
    I'm getting to it now.
[05:46] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    No offense, Senpai, but you might
    want to consider making my role bigger.
[05:51] (Flashback) YOUNG TETSUO
    Why?
[05:52] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    Because!
[05:54] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    I, Tabata Bin, will finally make my debut
     as a rookie with the Japan Action Group!
[06:04] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    So I need you to write me
    a role that suits my status
[06:07] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    or else President Machiba
    Ichiro won't stay quiet!
[06:10] (Flashback) YOUNG TETSUO
    Why don't we wait until you open that?
[06:12] (Flashback) YOUNG KASEN
    Yes, let's open the letter, Tabata-san!
[06:16] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    Oh, right.
[06:17] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    All right, here we go!
[06:21] [Messenger] SIGN
    Dear Tabata Bin,
[06:21] [Messenger] SIGN
    Notice of Audition Result
[06:21] [Messenger] SIGN
    Thank you for auditioning with our agency.
    We appreciate your cooperation in sending us your portfolio.
[06:21] [Messenger] SIGN
    After careful consideration, we regret to inform you that we are not able to offer you
     a position at this time. We are very sorry and appreciate your understanding.
[06:21] [Messenger] SIGN
    Last but not least, we wish you all 
    the best in your future endeavors.
[06:24] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    Three years in a row?!
[06:31] (Flashback) YOUNG TETSUO
    Too bad.
[06:32] (Flashback) YOUNG KASEN
    I'm so sorry.
[06:33] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    Why?!
[06:35] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    Why don't they understand my appeal?!
[06:37] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    My overflowing power!
[06:40] (Flashback) YOUNG KASEN
    Wow!
[06:42] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    Can I have a few words
    from you, Naeba-senpai?
[06:46] (Flashback) YOUNG TETSUO
    Huh? Good luck next year.
[06:48] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    Next year?!
[06:50] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    I can't wait until next year!
[06:52] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    Oh, I know! Senpai, can
    I borrow some money?
[06:56] (Flashback) YOUNG TETSUO
    No way! What's this out of the blue?!
[07:00] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    I splurged on celebrating
    my acceptance early!
[07:03] (Flashback) YOUNG TETSUO
    That's your own fault, then.
[07:05] (Flashback) YOUNG TABATA
    Then at least write me a part
    where I can show off my body!
[07:07] KASEN
    Are you really going to contact him?
SIGN    Enter the Dragon Road
SIGN    Never-ending Road of an Action Star
[07:14] [Messenger] SIGN
    Sample Reels
[07:14] [Messenger] SIGN
    Today's Training!
SIGN    Looking
    for
    work
[07:14] [Messenger] SIGN
    Today, I thoroughly focused on my back muscles! I 
    get such an exhilarating feeling when I push myself
    to the limit! I'm always giving my best because I
    want to show you my120%! Giving thanks to my
    muscles! Now I'm off to well-earned protein time!
    See you all again tomorrow!
[07:14] [Messenger] SIGN
     Action No. 1
    Action No. 2
    Action No. 3
    Laughing
    Crying
    Outraged
    Dancing
[07:14] TETSUO
    Well, I mean... Now that he's past forty,
    I'm sure he's a bit more... you know?
SIGN    Looking
    for
    work
[07:18] [Messenger] SIGN
    Today, I thoroughly focused on my back muscles! I 
    get such an exhilarating feeling when I push myself
    to the limit! I'm always giving my best because I
    want to show you my 120%! Giving thanks to my
    muscles! Now I'm off to well-earned protein time!
    See you all again tomorrow!
[07:18] [Messenger] SIGN
     Action No. 1
    Action No. 2
    Action No. 3
    Comedy
    Tragedy
    Crying
    Dancing
[07:26] TETSUO/I
    I'm going to try and access
    Nobuto's account in between my work.
[07:32] TETSUO/I
    If I could burden you
    with dealing with Tabata...
[07:38] KASEN
    Good! As expected of
    industrial strength cleaner.
[07:41] KASEN
    Oh, shoot, the time!
[07:45] [Messenger] SIGN (red)
    Ruler of Discounts
[07:45] [Messenger] SIGN (yellow)
    Don Quijo
[07:53] KASEN
    It's been a while, Tabata-san.
[07:55] TABATA
    Good to see you, Kasen-chan.
[08:03] KASEN
    Thank you for doing this
    on such short notice.
[08:05] KASEN
    For all the equipment, too.
[08:07] TABATA
    Don't mention it! Anything for you two.
[08:11] TABATA
    So, Naeba-senpai is finally
    trying his hand at films, huh?
[08:15] KASEN
    Oh, it's nothing that fancy.
[08:18] KASEN
    Just a short, fake documentary we're
    playing at an acquaintance's wedding.
[08:22] TABATA
    And the lead got injured?
[08:24] KASEN
    Yes.
[08:25] KASEN
    So he wanted to supplement
    the footage we need.
[08:31] TETSUO/I
    Currently, Tabata is doing
    video production on the side.
[08:35] TETSUO
    So he has knowledge of filming,
[08:37] [Messenger] SIGN
    Today's Training!
[08:37] [Messenger] SIGN
    Today, I thoroughly focused on my back muscles! I 
    get such an exhilarating feeling when I push myself
    to the limit! I'm always giving my best because I
    want to show you my 120%! Giving thanks to my
    muscles! Now I'm off to well-earned protein time!
    See you all again tomorrow!
[08:37] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tips for Shooting
[08:37] [Messenger] SIGN
    Drones are highly recommended!
    
    
    Use the reflection of the light!
    
    
    Try out bold camera angles sometimes!
    
    
    Know the best angle for you!
    
    
    Gauge the distance to the camera!
[08:37] [Messenger] SIGN
    Action only for 20 years
[08:37] TETSUO
    and I'm sure he'll be motivated
    if we ask him to be in it too.
[08:41] TETSUO
    But the problem is...
[08:44] TABATA
    So my face won't show?
[08:46] KASEN
    Yes, because you'll be
    the stand-in for the lead.
[08:50] TABATA
    Stand-in, huh?
[08:53] KASEN/I
    He's not satisfied...
[08:55] KASEN
    I'd like for you to play the lead,
    but with your back to us.
[09:00] KASEN
    It's a scene where the lead happens
    to be in the footage of the dash cam.
[09:04] KASEN
    And I have a wig and costume for you.
SIGN    Don Quijo
[09:07] TABATA
    That's fine and dandy, but nowadays,
    you've got to use drones.
[09:11] KASEN
    Drones?
[09:12] TABATA
    Drones. Let's use a drone!
[09:15] TABATA
    I can give you a discount on renting it!
[09:17] KASEN
    But the scene is shot through a dash cam.
[09:20] TABATA
    It's for a wedding, right?
[09:22] TABATA
    Let me talk to Naeba-senpai.
[09:24] TABATA
    I'll negotiate with him directly.
[09:28] TETSUO/I
    But I still chose to go with Tabata because
    the organization doesn't know about him.
[09:34] (Flashback) TETSUO
    So don't tell him my phone number.
[09:39] (Flashback) TETSUO
    Once they hear me talk to him,
    that's the end of this plan.
[09:43] KASEN
    T-Tetsuo-san is at work right now.
[09:46] KASEN
    Why don't we just shoot as planned,
    and talk about it afterwards?
[09:51] TABATA
    Kasen-chan, I do this at a
    professional level now, right?
[09:54] TABATA
    And as a professional, I say
    a drone shot would be best.
[09:58] TABATA
    I think you should follow my advice.
[10:01] TABATA
    Oh, and about my fee.
[10:03] TABATA
    Everything included from transportation,
    equipment, technical service,
[10:08] TABATA
    and the wages from my part-time job
    I'm missing for this shoot,
[10:11] TABATA
    I'll give you the discounted
    price of 200,000 yen.
[10:14] KASEN
    Ri—
[10:17] KASEN
    Th-The footage will only
    be less than a minute.
[10:20] KASEN
    Do you think you could lower
    the price a little more?
[10:22] TABATA
    But Naeba-senpai's making
    a lot of money, isn't he?
[10:26] KASEN
    Not at all. We barely scrape by.
[10:29] TABATA
    A regular office worker
    barely scraping by, huh?
[10:37] TABATA
    Kasen-chan, are you happy now?
[10:43] TABATA
    Are you happy with Naeba-senpai?
[10:48] KASEN
    Happy?
SIGN    19 Years Ago
[10:55] (Flashback) YOUNG KASEN
    Are you all right?
[10:57] (Flashback) YOUNG TETSUO
    Ouch...
[10:58] (Flashback) YOUNG TETSUO
    Your parents were tougher than I expected.
[11:01] (Flashback) YOUNG TETSUO
    Oh, man!
[11:03] (Flashback) YOUNG KASEN
    That's not how parents
    are supposed to be!
[11:06] (Flashback) YOUNG KASEN
    Tetsuo-san, I...
[11:08] (Flashback) YOUNG TETSUO
    Kasen-san, we should still get married.
[11:13] (Flashback) YOUNG TETSUO
    It actually helped me make up my mind.
[11:15] (Flashback) YOUNG TETSUO
    I don't need someone else's approval.
[11:18] (Flashback) YOUNG TETSUO
    Let's get married.
[11:22] (Flashback) YOUNG TETSUO
    Let's be happy.
[11:25] KASEN
    I wouldn't say it was
    all smooth sailing, but...
[11:30] KASEN
    But I have the most precious
    daughter in the world,
[11:33] KASEN
    and a husband who tries to
    protect her at all costs.
[11:36] KASEN
    I don't care about happiness
    as long as I have those two in my life.
[11:42] TABATA
    I see.
[11:43] KASEN
    Yes.
[11:45] KASEN
    Oh, by the way, in college, Tetsuo-san
    and I lent you some money, didn't we?
[11:51] KASEN
    If we added twenty years of interest,
[11:55] KASEN
    I'm sure it would come out to be
    more than the fee for this shooting.
[11:57] TABATA
    Can't we all agree that's expired?
[12:04] TETSUO/I
    Nobuto's private account
    Hibiki-san told me about...
[12:07] TETSUO/I
    I got his email address from Reika, but...
[12:10] [Messenger] SIGN
    Incorrect password. Please try again.
[12:10] [Messenger] SIGN
    Password
[12:10] [Messenger] SIGN
    Re-enter Password
[12:10] [Messenger] SIGN
    Send
[12:10] [Messenger] SIGN
    Cancel
[12:10] TETSUO/I
    The problem is the password.
[12:12] TETSUO/I
    I don't have time to hesitate.
[12:15] TETSUO/I
    "Hello. I'm sorry to have
    contacted you on your day off."
[12:17] [Messenger] SIGN
    Hello. I'm sorry to have 
    contacted you on your day off.
[12:20] KASEN
    What we need is the shot of the lead's
    back that happened to be in the view.
[12:26] KASEN
    The car I'm driving is going to turn right,
[12:26] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tabata
[12:29] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tabata
[12:30] KASEN
    so I'd like you to stroll over from the other
    side without looking toward the camera
[12:34] KASEN
    and cross in front of the car.
[12:37] TABATA
    And my lines?
[12:39] KASEN
    The radio is going to play
    as BGM, so there are no—
[12:43] TABATA
    No lines?!
[12:44] KASEN
    No...
[12:45] TABATA
    It might be a little late to ask, but what's
    the point of me filling in for this role?
[12:49] KASEN
    Come on! Let's get this done
    before we lose the sun!
[12:52] TABATA
    Um, okay.
[12:54] KASEN
    Thank you!
[12:59] [Messenger] SIGN
    Hibiki
[12:59] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tecchan, found it at home
[12:59] [Messenger] SIGN
    Nobuto's old cell phone
[12:59] HIBIKI/I
    Tecchan, I found it at home.
[13:01] HIBIKI/I
    Nobuto's old cell phone.
[13:03] [Messenger] SIGN
    Hibiki
[13:03] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tecchan,I found it at home
[13:03] [Messenger] SIGN
    Nobuto's old cell phone
[13:03] [Messenger] SIGN
    Hibiki
[13:03] [Messenger] SIGN
    There is no SIM card in it
[13:03] [Messenger] SIGN
    Hibiki
[13:03] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tecchan,I found it at home
[13:03] [Messenger] SIGN
    Nobuto's old cell phone
[13:03] HIBIKI/I
    There is no SIM card in it.
[13:05] [Messenger] SIGN
    Hibiki
[13:05] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tecchan,I found it at home
[13:05] [Messenger] SIGN
    Nobuto's old cell phone
[13:05] [Messenger] SIGN
    Hibiki
[13:05] [Messenger] SIGN
    There is no SIM card in it
[13:05] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tetsuo
[13:05] [Messenger] SIGN
    That's it!
[13:05] [Messenger] SIGN
    That's what I need!
[13:05] [Messenger] SIGN
    Hibiki
[13:05] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tecchan,I found it at home
[13:05] [Messenger] SIGN
    Nobuto's old cell phone
[13:05] [Messenger] SIGN
    Hibiki
[13:05] [Messenger] SIGN
    There is no SIM card in it
[13:05] TETSUO/I
    That's it! That's what I need!
[13:08] [Messenger] SIGN
    That's it!
[13:08] [Messenger] SIGN
    That's what I need!
[13:08] [Messenger] SIGN
    Hibiki
[13:08] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tecchan,I found it at home
[13:08] [Messenger] SIGN
    Nobuto's old cell phone
[13:08] [Messenger] SIGN
    Hibiki
[13:08] [Messenger] SIGN
    There is no SIM card in it
[13:08] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tetsuo
[13:08] [Messenger] SIGN
    Hibiki
[13:08] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tecchan,I found it at home
[13:08] [Messenger] SIGN
    Nobuto's old cell phone
[13:08] [Messenger] SIGN
    Hibiki
[13:08] [Messenger] SIGN
    There is no SIM card in it
[13:08] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tetsuo
[13:08] [Messenger] SIGN
    That's it!
[13:08] [Messenger] SIGN
    That's what I need!
[13:08] [Messenger] SIGN
    Hibiki
[13:09] TETSO/I
    Tokyo station, Yamanote line's
    outer track platform.
[13:10] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tetsuo
[13:10] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tokyo station, Yamanote
    line's outer track platform
[13:12] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tetsuo
[13:12] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tokyo station, Yamanote
    line's outer track platform
[13:13] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tetsuo
[13:13] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tokyo station, Yamanote
    line's outer track platform
[13:13] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tetsuo
[13:13] [Messenger] SIGN
    I'll be standing in front of the
    vending machine
[13:13] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tetsuo
[13:13] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tokyo station, Yamanote
    line's outer track platform
[13:13] TETSUO/I
    I'll be standing in front of the vending
    machine by the first car at 5PM.
[13:15] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tetsuo
[13:15] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tokyo station, Yamanote
    line's outer track platform
[13:15] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tetsuo
[13:15] [Messenger] SIGN
    I'll be standing in front of the
    vending machine
[13:15] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tetsuo
[13:15] [Messenger] SIGN
    by the first car at 5PM
[13:15] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tetsuo
[13:15] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tokyo station, Yamanote
    line's outer track platform
[13:15] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tetsuo
[13:15] [Messenger] SIGN
    I'll be standing in front of the
    vending machine
[13:17] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tetsuo
[13:17] [Messenger] SIGN
    To avoid the men watching
    me noticing you, please
    put on a disguise
[13:17] TETSUO/I
    To avoid the men watching
    me noticing you...
[13:20] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tetsuo
[13:20] [Messenger] SIGN
    Don't look at me
[13:20] TETSUO/I
    Don't look at me.
[13:22] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tetsuo
[13:22] [Messenger] SIGN
    Don't look at me
[13:23] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tetsuo
[13:23] [Messenger] SIGN
    Don't look at me
[13:23] TETSUO/I
    Drop it into my bag.
[13:23] [Messenger] SIGN
    Drop it into my bag.
[13:23] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tetsuo
[13:23] [Messenger] SIGN
    Don't look at me
[13:27] [Messenger] SIGN
    Hibiki
[13:31] HIBIKI/I
    It's like a spy movie.
[13:36] TETSUO/I
    Thank the heavens and Hibiki-sama!
[13:39] TETSUO/I
    I need to know the password
    to Nobuto's private account.
[13:42] TETSUO/I
    But I don't have enough time
    to make haphazard guesses.
[13:45] TETSUO/I
    So I'll try resetting the password.
[13:49] TETSUO/I
    But the email to reset the password
    will be sent to Nobuto's email account.
[13:54] TETSUO/I
    And his cell phone is gone...
[13:58] TETSUO/I
    So, using his old phone
    with his email history...
[14:01] TETSUO/I
    Great! I can read it on the cloud!
[14:03] TETSUO/I
    This works. This will work!
[14:06] TETSUO
    Let's reset the password... hm?
[14:08] [Messenger] SIGN
    Password
[14:08] [Messenger] SIGN
    Please enter the answer 
    to your security question
[14:08] [Messenger] SIGN
    The name of the your pet
[14:10] [Messenger] SIGN
    Hibiki
[14:10] [Messenger] SIGN
    What? His pet?
[14:10] [Messenger] SIGN
    He never told me
[14:10] HIBIKI
    What? His pet?
[14:12] HIBIKI
    He never told me.
[14:13] REIKA
    What?!
[14:13] [Messenger] SIGN
    Reika
[14:13] [Messenger] SIGN
    What?!
[14:13] [Messenger] SIGN
    I don't know it,
[14:13] [Messenger] SIGN
    and even if I did, I'd never
    tell you!
[14:13] [Messenger] SIGN
    Gross!
[14:14] REIKA
    I don't know it, and even
    if I did, I'd never tell you!
[14:17] REIKA
    Gross!
[14:20] TETSUO
    Y-Yes, yes, yes, yes!
[14:22] UNDERLING E
    How long are you going to
    take in the bathroom?!
[14:24] UNDERLING E
    You're not planning to do
    anything funny, are you?
[14:26] TETSUO
    No, it's just my stomachache.
[14:28] TETSUO
    I'm sorry...
[14:42] TETSUO
    I'm sorry. I'm done.
[14:43] UNDERLING E
    You don't need to report back to me!
[14:46] TETSUO
    Excuse me, but... could you give me a ride?
[14:50] UNDERLING E
    What?! Are you serious?!
[14:53] TETSUO
    If you're going to keep an eye on me,
    I might as well ride with you.
[14:57] TETSUO
    Wouldn't that be more efficient?
[15:00] UNDERLING E
    You've got some nerve.
[15:02] TETSUO
    I'm sorry. I'll take a train then...
[15:06] UNDERLING E
    Fine! Man, you're annoying.
[15:08] UNDERLING E
    Get in, quickly!
[15:10] TETSUO
    Thank you very much.
[15:12] TETSUO
    If you could drive toward Shinjuku...
[15:14] UNDERLING E
    This isn't a cab!
[15:18] TETSUO
    This leather seat sure is nice...
[15:20] TETSUO
    It's custom-made, right?
[15:22] TETSUO
    Is this car assigned to you individually?
[15:25] UNDERLING E
    Of course not!
[15:26] UNDERLING E
    We all use it.
[15:28] TETSUO
    Oh, in your company...
[15:30] TETSUO
    Speaking of companies, there's
    a senior worker at my company
[15:33] TETSUO
    who made a terrible mistake.
[15:36] UNDERLING E
    Man, you talk a lot...
[15:40] TETSUO
    But he was too stubborn,
[15:42] TETSUO
    and as he shook his hips, he
    said, "Oh my, it's the best!"
[15:48] UNDERLING E
    So awesome! I mean, he's the worst!
[15:51] TETSUO
    Exactly! It was for dogs, you know?!
[15:55] UNDERLING E
    Man, what a piece of shit!
[15:57] TETSUO
    Yes, he's a crappy, shitty office worker!
[16:01] TETSUO
    I assume people in your industry
    don't usually keep pets?
[16:05] UNDERLING E
    Not really.
[16:07] UNDERLING E
    We move like four times a year.
[16:08] TETSUO
    Oh, I just thought that
    if Nobuto had a dog,
[16:11] TETSUO
    maybe we could use it to
    track his scent or something.
[16:14] UNDERLING E
    Of course he didn't.
[16:16] UNDERLING E
    He couldn't even take care of himself.
[16:18] TETSUO
    Right...
[16:19] TETSUO/I
    He didn't have one recently.
[16:20] TETSUO/I
    Which must mean that
    it was his childhood pet.
[16:24] UNDERLING E
    What?! Yes, sir!
[16:27] UNDERLING E
    Understood! Yes, right away!
[16:31] UNDERLING E
    Urgent business!
[16:32] UNDERLING E
    Is your phone on?
[16:33] TETSUO
    Of course.
[16:35] UNDERLING E
    Then we'll be away for a bit,
    but don't do anything funny.
[16:39] TETSUO
    Yes, sir. Thank you for
    a wonderful time today.
[16:46] TETSUO
    I didn't spend my whole
    career in sales for nothing.
[16:53] [Messenger] SIGN
    Hibiki
[16:53] [Messenger] SIGN
    Stores Nobuto frequented?
[16:53] HIBIKI
    Stores Nobuto frequented?
[16:56] [Messenger] SIGN
    Hibiki
[16:56] [Messenger] SIGN
    Stores Nobuto frequented?
[16:57] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tetsuo
[16:57] [Messenger] SIGN
    Right, I don't have any leads.
[16:57] [Messenger] SIGN
    Hibiki
[16:57] [Messenger] SIGN
    Stores Nobuto frequented?
[16:57] TETSUO
    Right, I didn't have any leads.
[16:59] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tetsuo
[16:59] [Messenger] SIGN
    Right, I don't have any leads.
[16:59] [Messenger] SIGN
    Hibiki
[16:59] [Messenger] SIGN
    There's one in Shinjuku...
[16:59] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tetsuo
[16:59] [Messenger] SIGN
    Right, I don't have any leads.
[17:00] HIBIKI
    There's one in Shinjuku...
[17:04] BARTENDER
    Welcome.
[17:09] BARTENDER
    Please sit wherever you like.
[17:11] TETSUO/I
    Unexpectedly quiet...
[17:14] TETSUO/I
    Let's give it a shot and
    speak with the bartender.
[17:22] TETSUO
    Oh, excuse me. May I sit here?
[17:31] TETSUO/I
    Shoot. Maybe another seat...
[17:37] TETSUO
    Huh?!
[17:39] MATORI
    Your hat. Aren't you going to take it off?
[17:42] MATORI
    We're inside.
[17:43] TETSUO
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[17:46] TETSUO
    I'm hiding an injury.
[17:49] MATORI
    I see...
[17:51] TETSUO/I
    "I see"?
[17:52] BARTENDER
    Excuse me.
[17:54] TETSUO/I
    Is this really Nobuto's favorite spot?
[17:57] TETSUO/I
    Doesn't seem like his
    type of place though...
[18:00] TETSUO
    Whiskey on the rocks, please.
[18:03] MATORI
    Are you tired?
[18:05] TETSUO/I
    He's still talking to me?!
[18:06] TETSUO
    Yes... Can you tell?
[18:09] MATORI
    I can. What do you do for a job?
[18:11] TETSUO
    I'm in sales.
[18:13] TETSUO
    So it can get tiring, for sure.
[18:16] MATORI
    Is that so?
[18:18] TETSUO/I
    You asked me first!
[18:21] TETSUO
    Our company isn't that big, so...
[18:24] TETSUO
    There's always something to worry about.
[18:26] TETSUO
    You obviously look like
    you work for a major firm?
[18:30] TETSUO/I
    Let's make him feel good about
    himself and end the conversation.
[18:33] MATORI
    Oh no, we're totally unknown.
    Although, I do make a lot of money.
[18:38] TETSUO
    Oh really? So... a f-foreign
    capital company?
[18:44] TETSUO/I
    He's not answering?!
[18:46] TETSUO/I
    That's enough. This is a waste of time.
[18:48] MATORI
    Do you have kids?
[18:50] TETSUO/I
    Give me a break!
[18:52] TETSUO
    Yes, a daughter.
[18:55] MATORI
    How old?
[18:56] TETSUO
    Nineteen. You?
[18:58] MATORI
    A son. He's twenty.
[19:01] TETSUO
    Oh, so they're close in age.
[19:03] MATORI
    Kids are cute, aren't they?
[19:07] MATORI
    No matter how old he gets,
    he's still my boy...
[19:12] TETSUO
    I understand.
[19:14] MATORI
    Are you happy now?
[19:16] TETSUO
    Huh?
[19:18] MATORI
    Assume you're happy now.
[19:20] MATORI
    If something terrible happened to your child
     unbeknownst to you, what would you do?
[19:26] TETSUO
    Terrible... like how?
[19:29] MATORI
    I'd kill them.
[19:32] MATORI
    I'd kill whoever did it,
    along with their family.
[19:36] TETSUO
    Th-That's a little extreme...
[19:40] TETSUO
    You don't know the situation though, right?
[19:44] TETSUO
    Maybe you should figure out
    what's going on...
[19:46] MATORI
    You'd be satisfied by
    understanding the situation?
[19:50] MATORI
    Your happiness was taken away.
[19:54] MATORI
    You'd have to to retaliate. Thoroughly.
[19:57] TETSUO
    Yes, but...
[19:59] TETSUO
    But would happiness you protected
    like that really be happiness?
[20:04] MATORI
    Eliminate everything you don't like.
[20:08] MATORI
    That's happiness, right?
[20:10] TETSUO
    I mean, that would only
    create a spiral of malice.
[20:15] TETSUO
    Are you okay?
[20:17] MATORI
    I want to see my child.
[20:21] MATORI
    He was a handful growing up.
[20:23] MATORI
    When Cap was around, things were better.
[20:27] MATORI
    But when he started middle school,
    he was totally out of control...
[20:32] MATORI
    My wife left and I quit my job.
[20:34] MATORI
    I thought hard, all on my own.
[20:37] MATORI
    I'd make him happy this time.
[20:39] MATORI
    I was going to be a good father
    and make him happy.
[20:43] MATORI
    It was starting to work out, and then...
[20:47] TETSUO/I
    I can't agree with him,
[20:49] TETSUO/I
    but he's also struggling,
[20:52] TETSUO/I
    desperately trying not to drown...
[20:56] TETSUO/I
    Am I happy now?
[21:01] MATORI
    Please excuse me.
[21:03] MATORI
    My name is Yamauchi Yoshitatsu.
[21:06] MATORI
    And you are?
[21:07] TETSUO
    Oh, I'm Tabata... Tabata Tetsuji.
[21:12] MATORI
    Tabata-san.
[21:14] MATORI
    Have a good night.
[21:16] TETSUO
    Good night.
[21:18] TETSUO/I
    The name just came out.
[21:20] TETSUO/I
    Sorry, Tabata-kun...
[21:23] TABATA
    Next time, let's fly a drone!
[21:25] KASEN
    Yes, of course...
[21:28] TABATA
    See you!
[21:30] KASEN
    See you.
[21:35] BARTENDER
    This young man?
[21:36] TETSUO
    Yes, I heard he was a
    regular at this place.
[21:40] BARTENDER
    The man who was sitting
    next to you earlier...
[21:51] TETSUO/I
    That was... Nobuto's father!
[21:59] MATORI
    Tabata...
[22:01] MATORI
    Must be a lie.
[23:10] SIGN
    To protect my family 
    is all I can do right now
SIGN    Next Time
    Episode 6 Entertaining the Guest, Kasen Style