E1 - From Today, I Am a Killer

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[00:07] RADIO 1/I
    Headquarters to all units.
[00:08] RADIO 1/I
    There's fuel leaking
    from the crushed vehicle
[00:11] RADIO 1/I
    at the site of the traffic
    accident on the highway.
[00:14] RADIO 2/I
    At the junction of C1 and C2, there was
    a rear-end collision of four vehicles.
[00:17] RADIO 2/I
    Currently confirming the victims.
[00:19] RADIO 2/I
    There's a risk of fire.
SIGN    Episode 1: From Today, I Am a Killer
[02:17] TETSUO
    Oh, it's me, Dad.
[02:19] TETSUO
    Yeah. You want to meet up?
[02:29] TETSUO
    What?! Okay, then!
[02:32] TETSUO
    How about at a family restaurant?
[02:37] TETSUO
    What do you say? Huh?
[02:41] [Messenger] SIGN
    Speaker
[02:41] [Messenger] SIGN
    Contact
[02:52] [Messenger] SIGN
    Not sure what he was trying to get at. 
    To be frank, everything was so half-baked. 
    It could have used a tweak or two with the twist.
[02:52] [Messenger] SIGN
    Halfway through, the ending became obvious, 
    so he could work on that? I hope his next 
    work is better.
[02:52] [Messenger] SIGN
    It's not thrilling to read. If I could 
    relate to the characters, it might become 
    more interesting?
[02:54] [Messenger] SIGN
    Not sure what he was trying to get at. 
    To be frank, everything was so half-baked. 
    It could have used a tweak or two with the twist.
[02:54] [Messenger] SIGN
    Halfway through, the ending became obvious, 
    so he could work on that? I hope his next 
    work is better.
[02:54] [Messenger] SIGN
    It's not thrilling to read. If I could 
    relate to the characters, it might become 
    more interesting?
[02:54] [Messenger] SIGN
    Setting, story, plot twists... they're all familiar 
    and there's nothing new. It's the self-indulgent 
    writing of a mystery fan. If you've never read 
    a mystery, you might enjoy it, 
    but you'd be better off reading Edogawa Ranpo.
[02:54] [Messenger] SIGN
     As other people have posted, I'd say the problem is the 
    lack of originality, but it looks like the ideas 
    have dried up in the mystery genre.
[02:56] TETSUO
    And what have you accomplished, hmm?
[03:02] [Messenger] ---
    The Crime of the Ideal Gas
[03:02] [Messenger] ---
    Introduction:
[03:02] [Messenger] ---
    There was a clear ceiling. In that moment, 
    I knew I was alive. I'm alive? But why? Was there a 
    point to what I did that day? It was too late for 
    me to think about it. My life suddenly came to an end.
[03:02] [Messenger] ---
    Thank you for reading my story. This is a work 
    of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons or 
    organizations are purely coincidental.
[03:03] TETSUO
    Oh, Kajitani-san's latest chapter.
SIGN    Plot twist 
    notes 
    No. 4
SIGN    Eiji Kikkawa
SIGN    Cumulonimbus
     and Rain
[03:06] TETSUO
    Amazing...
[03:09] SERVER
    Welcome!
[03:12] SERVER
    A party of one?
[03:14] TETSUO
    He's totally following a pattern.
[03:17] TETSUO
    But his application of it is excellent.
[03:24] TETSUO
    When did my daughter become a celebrity?
[03:27] REIKA
    None of your business.
[03:29] SERVER
    Here you go.
[03:30] REIKA
    Excuse me, can I get
    the sirloin steak combo, please?
[03:33] SERVER
    Coming right up.
[03:35] REIKA
    So why do you want to come to my apartment?
[03:38] TETSUO
    Because I'm your dad.
[03:41] REIKA
    Eating curry again?
[03:42] REIKA
    That stuff makes your belly fat.
[03:43] TETSUO
    Yeah, I know.
[03:47] TETSUO
    Anyhow, why don't you take those off?
[03:50] TETSUO
    We're indoors.
[04:00] TETSUO
    What happened to your face, Reika?
[04:04] REIKA
    I fell.
[04:06] TETSUO
    How many times?
[04:07] REIKA
    Huh?
[04:08] TETSUO
    Three times? Four?
[04:13] TETSUO
    Don't tell me... your boyfriend?
[04:17] REIKA
    I'm leaving!
[04:18] TETSUO
    What?!
[04:20] TETSUO
    No, I'm only kidding!
[04:22] TETSUO
    I'm sorry!
[04:23] TETSUO
    Scratch that! I take it back!
[04:25] TETSUO
    Reika!
[04:27] TETSUO
    Don't go, Reika!
[04:34] TETSUO
    Man, I'm such an obsessive
    a detective story enthusiast...
[04:39] SERVER
    Um... Here's your sirloin steak combo...
[04:48] TETSUO
    She told me not to, but I couldn't help it.
[04:51] TETSUO
    That's the story of parenting, I guess.
[04:55] TETSUO
    I don't think she's home yet.
[04:58] NOBUTO
    That broad said her old man was coming.
[05:04] NOBUTO
    Yo, over here!
[05:09] NOBUTO
    You're late, you idiots!
[05:11] MAN B
    And what did you do with her?
[05:14] NOBUTO
    Punched her like five, six times.
[05:15] MAN A
    Savage!
[05:19] NOBUTO
    Serves her right, that bitch.
[05:22] MEN
    Jeez, you're evil!
[05:28] MAN B
    What was her name again?
[05:31] NOBUTO
    Huh? It's Reika.
[05:33] (Flashback) REIKA
    I fell.
[05:38] (Flashback) MAN B
    And what did you do with her?
[05:42] (Flashback) NOBUTO
    Punched her like five, six times.
[05:44] (Flashback) MAN B
    What was her name again?
[05:47] (Flashback) NOBUTO
    Huh? It's Reika.
[05:50] TETSUO/I
    Reika. Reika?!
SIGN    Cosplay Peachy Academy
SIGN    Karaoke Box
[05:58] TETSUO
    How old are those guys?
[06:01] TOUT
    Hello there!
[06:03] TOUT
    Looking for one tonight, senpai?
[06:05] TETSUO
    Oh no, I'm not a customer...
[06:09] TOUT
    Yeah, whatever. Come this way!
[06:11] TETSUO
    What?!
[06:12] TOUT
    You were following our guys.
[06:14] TOUT
    What for?
[06:16] TETSUO
    L-Let me go...
[06:20] TETSUO
    S-Someone! Anyone! Help me!
[06:23] TETSUO
    Help! Please!
[06:27] TOUT
    Tell the police and you know what happens.
[06:37] TOUT
    There you go.
[06:39] TOUT
    See you never.
[06:46] TETSUO
    Oh, honey?
[06:48] TETSUO
    Yeah, it's me.
[06:50] TETSUO
    I hurt myself a little bit.
SIGN    Internet 
    Café
[06:53] TETSUO
    Right, it's not really a big deal.
[06:57] TETSUO
    But it's getting late, so I decided
    to stay the night at the hospital.
[07:02] TETSUO
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[07:05] TETSUO
    I'll fill you in later.
[07:08] TETSUO
    Oh, Reika was doing great.
[07:10] TETSUO
    Okay then.
SIGN    Reika, 18 years old
SIGN    "Tetsuo's Theme"
SIGN    Composed and Performed by Reika
SIGN    2 min 14 seconds, 30,000 yen
[07:31] TETSUO
    I'm really sorry, but
    I sustained an injury.
[07:35] TETSUO
    So I'm afraid I can't
    come to work today. Right.
[07:41] TETSUO
    She didn't even answer me today.
[07:44] TETSUO
    Even if you know it's coming,
    a rebellious age is tough.
[07:51] (Flashback) TETSUO
    Maybe the birthday present from
    her last year was the last one.
[07:56] (Flashback) KASEN
    Don't worry.
[07:59] (Flashback) KASEN
    I know she was preparing something.
[08:14] [Messenger] SIGN
    Reika, 18 years old
[08:14] [Messenger] SIGN
    "Tetsuo's Theme"
[08:17] (Flashback) REIKA
    I'm never playing this again, ever.
[08:20] (Flashback) REIKA
    If you want to hear it again, then
    you can buy this CD for 30,000 yen.
SIGN    Reika, 18 years old
SIGN    "Tetsuo's Theme"
SIGN    Composed and Performed by Reika
[08:25] (Flashback) TETSUO
    I'll buy it.
[08:28] (Flashback) TETSUO
    Of course I will.
[08:37] TETSUO/I
    I'm glad I borrowed her spare key.
[08:44] TETSUO/I
    No one seems to be here.
[08:48] TETSUO/I
    No men's shoes.
[08:52] TETSUO/I
    So I'm sure...
[08:54] TETSUO/I
    I'm sure I'm overthinking it.
[08:59] TETSUO/I
    Even if...
[09:02] TETSUO/I
    Even if there is a man involved...
[09:04] TETSUO/I
    There's no way.
[09:06] TETSUO
    No way it would be a
    sketchy rando like that—
[09:12] TETSUO/I
    Snap out of it!
[09:13] TETSUO/I
    Calm down and only look at the facts!
[09:18] NOBUTO
    Ah?
[09:19] NOBUTO
    I've already told you,
    I'm not drunk, damn it.
[09:28] NOBUTO
    It'll be fine.
[09:30] NOBUTO
    After I milk her as much
    as I can, I'll dump her right away.
[09:37] NOBUTO
    I hear the protection
    money is no joke, right?
[09:45] NOBUTO
    Did my old man say something?
[09:49] NOBUTO
    Why do you think I bother
    with a broad like that?
[09:53] TETSUO/I
    "Milk her as much as I can"?
[09:56] TETSUO/I
    "Protection money"?
[09:58] NOBUTO
    Oh yeah, obviously. Sure.
[10:05] NOBUTO
    I'm totally sorry for
    what I did, I mean it.
[10:08] NOBUTO
    But who knew that was all it took
    for her to go belly-up?
[10:11] NOBUTO
    I only hit her, you know?
[10:14] NOBUTO
    Oh, no, no, that's Kazuko.
[10:17] NOBUTO
    Kazuko had the factured skull.
    Yumi had the ruptured organs.
[10:21] NOBUTO
    Huh? No, that's totally not it.
[10:24] NOBUTO
    No, not at all!
[10:27] NOBUTO
    Well, I'm not sure when
    I'll pop the broad I'm with now.
[10:30] NOBUTO
    I'll be in your care when it happens!
[10:34] NOBUTO
    I'm kidding! It's a joke!
[10:37] NOBUTO
    I'm going for the inheritance
    from her grandfather.
[10:40] TETSUO/I
    "Her grandfather"?
[10:42] NOBUTO
    Huh? What's that?
[10:45] NOBUTO
    Yesterday? We were followed?
[10:48] NOBUTO
    Before we came to the shop?
[10:50] NOBUTO
    I have no idea.
[10:51] NOBUTO
    I said I don't know!
[10:53] NOBUTO
    Who the fuck is that?
[10:55] NOBUTO
    Tosu... Tetsuo?
[11:00] NOBUTO
    Her father?! Damn it!
[11:02] NOBUTO
    Is that bitch serious?!
[11:05] NOBUTO
    I'll kill her!
[11:06] NOBUTO
    I'll fucking kill her!
[11:09] TETSUO/I
    Holy shit!
[11:10] TETSUO/I
    He's the worst kind of man!
[11:12] TETSUO/I
    Before Reika comes home...
[11:14] NOBUTO
    That fucking bitch!
[11:18] NOBUTO
    I said I'm not drunk!
[11:21] NOBUTO
    Sorry, Kubo-san.
[11:23] NOBUTO
    I can't do this anymore.
[11:32] [Messenger] SIGN
    Reika
[11:32] [Messenger] SIGN
    Cell
[12:00] [Messenger] SIGN
    Tosu Tetsuo
[12:04] TETSUO/I
    I just realized how obliviously happy
    I was until yesterday...
[12:11] TETSUO/I
    My little family of three
    in this great big world...
[12:15] TETSUO/I
    My only treasure.
[12:19] NOBUTO
    Hey! Are you her father?!
[12:22] NOBUTO
    Where the fuck are you now?
[12:24] NOBUTO
    I'll fucking send you to hell, all right?!
[12:27] TETSUO/I
    I'll protect them, no matter the cost!
[12:32] TETSUO
    T-Try if you can.
[12:39] KYOICHI
    We're here, Kubo-san.
[12:44] KUBO
    Man, he's being difficult.
[12:47] KUBO
    If he weren't Matori-san's son,
    he'd be finished.
[12:52] KUBO
    Kyoichi, you go calm him down
    and bring him here.
[12:56] KYOICHI
    Yes, sir.
[13:15] KASEN
    So chilly today.
[13:18] KASEN
    I'm coming in.
[13:20] KASEN
    She could have let her father stay—
[13:28] TETSUO
    Honey.
[13:30] KASEN
    Tetsuo-san.
[13:35] (Flashback) NOBUTO
    What the hell did you just say?!
[13:37] (Flashback) NOBUTO
    All right, I'll show you!
[13:38] (Flashback) NOBUTO
    Bring it on!
[13:41] (Flashback) NOBUTO
    Come on! What's the matter?!
[13:43] TETSUO/I
    I can never beat him with strength.
[13:45] TETSUO/I
    I only have one chance, one hit...
[13:48] (Flashback) Tetsuo
    Who do you think you are, huh?!
[13:52] (Flashback) TETSUO
    Oh, Reika has a message for you.
[13:55] (Flashback) NOBUTO
    Huh?!
[13:56] (Flashback) TETSUO
    There's a present for you.
[13:59] (Flashback) TETSUO/I
    Inside the closet.
[14:21] (Flashback) NOBUTO
    Damn you...
[14:53] KASEN
    Is that Reika-chan's... boyfriend?
[15:01] KASEN
    It was justifiable as
    self-defense, wasn't it?
[15:04] KASEN
    If you didn't do this,
    Tetsuo-san, you would have...?
[15:10] TETSUO
    If we could prove that in court...
[15:13] KASEN
    Right, then...
[15:15] TETSUO
    Yeah.
[15:18] TETSUO
    No, it won't work!
[15:20] TETSUO
    It's bad!
[15:22] TETSUO
    We're up against yakuza.
[15:24] TETSUO
    I killed one of them, so
    they won't let this go.
[15:29] TETSUO
    H-He most likely killed
    two people in the past.
[15:33] TETSUO
    The fact that he didn't get caught means
    there's an organization backing him up.
[15:38] TETSUO
    An organization that could sweep a murder
    under the rug as a missing person.
[15:42] TETSUO
    Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!
[15:48] KASEN
    Then...
[15:49] KASEN
    If we did the same, maybe
    they wouldn't find out?
[15:53] TETSUO
    What?
[15:55] KASEN
    If we did the same...
SIGN    If we did the same.
[15:57] TETSUO
    We?
[15:59] KASEN
    You did this for her, right?
[16:02] KASEN
    Then we'll have to handle this on our own.
[16:08] KASEN
    Come on, Reika-chan will be back soon.
[16:15] KYOICHI
    Sounds like he's talking to someone.
[16:17] KYOICHI
    One is the woman who went in earlier.
[16:20] KYOICHI
    Probably the mother.
[16:22] KYOICHI
    No, I can't hear what
    they're talking about.
[16:25] KYOICHI
    But it doesn't sound like
    she's talking to Nobuto-san.
[16:28] KUBO/I
    Kyoichi.
[16:29] KUBO
    One more person headed your way.
[16:32] KUBO
    A woman wearing shades.
[16:45] REIKA
    Someone's here?
[16:48] TETSUO
    You're back early.
[16:49] KASEN
    Welcome home. I got you some sweets.
[16:57] REIKA
    I didn't have class this afternoon.
[17:00] REIKA
    So, what are you doing here?
[17:02] TETSUO
    I saw your boyfriend, guy with blond hair.
[17:05] TETSUO
    Bumped into him.
[17:06] TETSUO
    And he punched me in the face.
[17:09] TETSUO
    He left saying that he was
    going to kill you too.
[17:14] REIKA
    Me?
[17:15] TETSUO
    Yes. So today, you should
    go home with your mother.
[17:19] KASEN
    Yes! He sounds dangerous.
[17:22] KASEN
    We should go home.
[17:23] TETSUO
    I'll clean up here.
[17:26] REIKA
    Why would he want to kill me?
[17:29] TETSUO
    He seemed to have assumed that...
    you called me, your father, here.
[17:33] REIKA
    What?!
[17:34] REIKA
    But you came on your own!
[17:37] TETSUO
    Yes, I know, so...
[17:42] TETSUO
    Oh!
[17:44] REIKA
    What?
[17:45] TETSUO
    I'm still cleaning here.
[17:49] KASEN
    Oh? How did you get those bruises?
[17:52] REIKA
    When he gets angry,
    he's totally out of control.
[17:55] KASEN
    How could he hurt a sweet girl like you?
[17:57] KASEN
    Someone like that should just die.
[18:00] REIKA
    Don't say things like that!
[18:03] REIKA
    When you say it that way, it
    doesn't even sound like a joke.
[18:07] KASEN
    Sorry.
[18:09] REIKA
    I wanted to believe that even
    though he's a jerk, he would...
[18:31] KYOICHI
    Two people left the apartment.
[18:34] KYOICHI
    They locked the door, so it
    looks like Nobuto-san isn't here.
[18:37] KUBO/I
    Then who was the mother talking to
    before the daughter got home?
[18:42] KYOICHI
    I'll check it out.
[18:53] TETSUO
    Did they forget something?
[18:58] TETSUO/I
    No! It's not Reika!
[19:00] TETSUO/I
    They're picking the door lock!
[19:01] TETSUO/I
    Who is it?
[19:03] TETSUO/I
    Must be his friends!
[19:04] TETSUO/I
    Th-They must have come to look for him!
[19:05] TETSUO/I
    How?! Too soon!
[19:07] TETSUO/I
    This is much too soon!
[19:16] KYOICHI
    No one's here.
[19:20] KYOICHI
    I'll be out of here in a minute.
[19:51] MATORI
    Kubo-kun.
[19:53] MATORI
    What crosses your mind
    when you kill someone?
[19:56] KUBO
    It's my job, so "without a hitch,"
    or "make sure no one sees."
[20:04] MATORI
    Hello, this is Aikawa Law Office.
[20:07] MATORI
    Oh, Mr. Takada?
[20:09] MATORI
    We've been waiting for your call.
[20:11] MATORI
    I'll go get Mr. Aikawa.
    Just a moment please.
[20:19] MATORI
    Hello, this is Aikawa.
[20:22] MATORI
    Oh, Mr. Takada, happy news for you!
[20:25] MATORI
    I've asked you to prepare 30 million,
[20:29] MATORI
    but the other party is willing
    to settle for 20 million!
[20:33] MATORI
    That's right. I'm so happy for you.
[20:38] MATORI
    Yes, indeed.
[20:38] MATORI
    The junior members of my team will
    come to your house to collect the money.
[20:41] KUBO/I
    How many personalities does he have?
[20:45] MATORI
    Did you hear that?
[20:47] MATORI
    To the Takadas's, go!
[20:50] MATORI
    What about when you want to
    kill for reasons other than business?
[20:54] MATORI
    Does that happen?
[20:55] KUBO
    No. I don't have a problem with
    killing anyone one-on-one.
[20:58] KUBO
    So if I hit for real, they'll die.
[21:02] MATORI
    Me, included?
[21:03] KUBO
    Oh no, that's not what I...
[21:07] MATORI
    You know, my boss who was
    bullying me at work...
[21:13] MATORI
    The school who did nothing for Nobuto...
[21:16] MATORI
    The police who arrested Nobuto when
    he was only a middle schooler...
[21:19] MATORI
    My wife, who deserted me and Nobuto...
[21:22] MATORI
    And myself, who couldn't protect anyone...
[21:24] MATORI
    I just want them all dead.
[21:27] MATORI
    But I'm weak, so I can't kill anyone.
[21:33] MATORI
    When did we last hear from him?
[21:36] KUBO
    Eight hours ago, at 9 am.
[21:39] MATORI
    Hurry up.
[21:40] KUBO
    Absolutely, with everything we have.
[21:43] MATORI
    Nobuto is all I have left.
[21:56] MATORI/I
    A child should be...
[22:00] MATORI/I
    protected by their parents.
[23:10] SIGN
    To protect my family 
    is all I can do right now
SIGN    Next Time 
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