# OVA1 - HLB

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**[00:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;HLB.<br>**[00:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hero League Baseball.<br>**[00:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the generic name for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the sandlot baseball league set up<br>**[00:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by pro heroes who love baseball.<br>**[00:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;According to this year's rankings...<br>**[00:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...Gang Orca's team, the Orcas,<br>**[00:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is tied for first place with Lion Hero:<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shishido's team, the Lionels.<br>**[00:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And now, it's the HLB championship game!<br>**[00:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah!<br>**[00:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The direct showdown between<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Orcas and the Lionels begins!<br>**[02:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Victory will belong to us, the Orcas!<br>**[02:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah!<br>**[02:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're the ones who'll win, the Lionels!<br>**[02:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah!<br>**[02:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You knew you couldn't win,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so you called in outside help?<br>**[02:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen to you talk!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You did the same thing!<br>**[02:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I pity you, Shishido. You're king<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;over such a tiny strip of land!<br>**[02:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gang Orca, why don't you go back<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the sea and eat some sardines!<br>**[02:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Killer whales are the mightiest!<br>**[02:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, lions are!<br>**[02:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Those two are always<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at each other's throats.<br>**[02:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kamui, why did you agree to help out?<br>**[03:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ask Edge Shot about that.<br>**[03:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Should we really be playing baseball<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;during our work studies?<br>**[03:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've never played it before...<br>**[03:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But if we win, we get all-you-can-eat<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*takoyaki*! I'm goin' for it!<br>**[03:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, yeah! Might as well play to win!<br>**[03:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know it!<br>**[03:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, forget this. It's sure to end badly.<br>**[03:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Orcas vs. the Lionels!<br>**[03:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which team is going to win<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this game of the century?!<br>**[03:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Coming to you with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;live coverage by me, Present Mic,<br>**[03:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and commentary by Eraser Head.<br>**[03:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why am I doing commentary?<br>**[03:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First, some commentary<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the special rules of HLB!<br>**[03:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey.<br>**[03:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Each team has only nine players!<br>**[03:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No outside substitutes<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are allowed during a game!<br>**[03:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Any number of position changes is allowed!<br>**[03:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Including substitute runners!<br>**[03:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if players get ejected,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the game goes on!<br>**[04:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If a batter is injured and has to leave,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they're automatically considered out!<br>**[04:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Will it come down to the scores<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at the end of the ninth inning?!<br>**[04:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or will one team forfeit<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for having no members left?!<br>**[04:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's absurd.<br>**[04:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Here we go!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Oh, I want to leave.<br>**[04:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--It's a head-to-head contest,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;fair and square!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--That's all I want.<br>**[04:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the top of the first,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and the Orcas are at bat.<br>**[04:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Batting now is the captain, Gang Orca!<br>**[04:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Lionels starting pitcher is Sugarman!<br>**[04:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen! No need to hold back!<br>**[04:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Throw like your life depends on it!<br>**[04:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoa! Sugarman has<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;already absorbed some sugar!<br>**[04:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the Quirk-enhanced first pitch!<br>**[04:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He throws! It's incredible!<br>**[05:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And it's hit with ease!<br>**[05:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Out-of-the-park home run!<br>**[05:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're sure to run<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;out of balls at this rate.<br>**[05:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! I thought I told you to do it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like your life depends on it!<br>**[05:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;D-Dying... Dying right now...<br>**[05:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pitcher substitution!<br>**[05:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After just one pitch,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mindz takes the mound!<br>**[05:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, what kind of pitching<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is he going to show us?!<br>**[05:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Twin Impact.<br>**[05:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He throws!<br>**[05:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, that is so weak!<br>**[05:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hah! Easy!<br>**[05:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fire.<br>**[05:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Strike!<br>**[05:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[05:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Strike!<br>**[05:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Strike! You're out!<br>**[05:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, ho! Chargebolt is out<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in just three pitches!<br>**[05:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He wasn't even able to swing!<br>**[05:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Penalty.<br>**[05:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-There's no way I could hit that...<br>**[05:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Penalty!<br>**[06:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next up to bat, it's Tentacole!<br>**[06:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is this?<br>**[06:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;HLB rules place no limits<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the number of bats!<br>**[06:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll cover the entire strike zone!<br>**[06:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if the ball suddenly speeds up when<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's close, I just have to swing in time!<br>**[06:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll win!<br>**[06:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fire.<br>**[06:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that's what I call a curve ball!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no hitting that!<br>**[06:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Strike!<br>**[06:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fire.<br>**[06:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Strike!<br>**[06:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Strike! You're out!<br>**[06:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Strike! Strike!<br>**[06:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Strike! You're out!<br>**[06:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And just like that, three batters<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in a row are struck out!<br>**[06:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Penalty! Penalty!<br>**[06:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, the teams switch<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for the bottom of the first.<br>**[06:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tailman is at bat for the Lionels!<br>**[06:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Starting pitcher for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Orcas is Kamui Woods.<br>**[06:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He winds up for the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;first pitch and throws!<br>**[07:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?!<br>**[07:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Strike!<br>**[07:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pre-emptive Binding<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lacquered Chain Prison.<br>**[07:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Pre-emptive Binding<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lacquered Chain Prison"<br>**[07:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not fair!<br>**[07:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Strike!<br>**[07:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Strike! You're out!<br>**[07:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Strike! You're out!<br>**[07:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What're you doing?!<br>**[07:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can't you get into this like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your life depends on it?!<br>**[07:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lion Hero: Shishido.<br>**[07:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Lion Hero: Shishido - Quirk: Lion"<br>**[07:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Quirk: Lion.<br>**[07:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He has the same power and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;speed as a lion, the king of beasts!<br>**[07:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's tough on his people,<br>**[07:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;occasionally knocking them into bottomless<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;chasms and making them climb back up.<br>**[07:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By the way, he's on very bad terms<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with Gang Orca the killer whale--<br>**[07:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the king of marine life!<br>**[07:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's putting it lightly.<br>**[07:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bring it on!<br>**[07:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lacquered Chain Prison!<br>**[08:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Think again, you rookie!<br>**[08:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shishido smashes<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Lacquered Chain Prison!<br>**[08:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've got more!<br>**[08:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Smash! Smash! Smash!<br>**[08:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shishido's not stopping,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and Kamui's not backing down!<br>**[08:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a battle of wills!<br>**[08:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O God.<br>**[08:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Center field, stop it with your body!<br>**[08:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Titan Cliff!<br>**[08:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mt. Lady is out cold!<br>**[08:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nice save by Cellophane!<br>**[08:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That'll keep Shishido<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from getting on base!<br>**[08:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cellophane was crushed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by an unconscious Mt. Lady!<br>**[08:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seriously?<br>**[09:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kamui Woods... isn't even moving!<br>**[09:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shishido might be out,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but that was a fine play!<br>**[09:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He took out three Orcas players!<br>**[09:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nice batting!<br>**[09:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nothing "nice" about it.<br>**[09:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At the top of the second,<br>**[09:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Orcas have lost #4, #5,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and #6 in their batting order,<br>**[09:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so they're leading with #7, Vine!<br>**[09:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Strike! You're out!<br>**[09:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Strike! You're out!<br>**[09:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Two outs, in the blink of an eye!<br>**[09:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Penalty! Penalty!<br>**[09:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Captain Gang Orca's spout of fury!<br>**[09:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The next batter is Earphone Jack.<br>**[09:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess I'll have to use...<br>**[09:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fire.<br>**[09:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...high frequency batting!<br>**[09:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's being pushed back<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by high frequency waves!<br>**[09:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I did it!<br>**[09:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This'll be a base hit!<br>**[09:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You think?<br>**[09:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I doubt it.<br>**[09:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shishido catches it!<br>**[10:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is she out?! I suppose she is!<br>**[10:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was a close one.<br>**[10:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was a good play.<br>**[10:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll win, just you watch!<br>**[10:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gang Orca's fighting spirit sets<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;his team members on fire!<br>**[10:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the bottom of the second,<br>**[10:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and the Orcas have swapped<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grape Juice in as pitcher.<br>**[10:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll show you my miracle ball!<br>**[10:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All mine!<br>**[10:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sugarman hits it... or not!<br>**[10:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The ball came back and nailed Sugarman!<br>**[10:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's it for him, this game!<br>**[10:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How do you like my Pop Off<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;colored with a rosin bag?<br>**[10:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nobody can hit my miracle ball!<br>**[11:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;#5, Shoda, is out too!<br>**[11:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dammit! What do we do?!<br>**[11:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At times like this,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you've got to be clever.<br>**[11:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tetsutetsu?<br>**[11:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If the ball won't fly forward...<br>**[11:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Roar, miracle ball!<br>**[11:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...then I'll hit it back, bat and all!<br>**[11:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah! How 'bout that!<br>**[11:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're out!<br>**[11:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Real Steel is ejected!<br>**[11:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?! What for?!<br>**[11:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Real Steel is an idiot!<br>**[11:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ejected for flagrant stupidity,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;over an unsafe act!<br>**[11:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the hell're you doing?!<br>**[11:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;S-Steel!<br>**[11:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Learn your lesson!<br>**[11:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;S-Scary...<br>**[11:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to leave!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to leave! I want to leave!<br>**[12:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to leave!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to leave! I want to leave!<br>**[12:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The HLB final game, Orcas vs. Lionels!<br>**[12:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At the end of the second inning, the Orcas<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have the lead with the score at 1-0.<br>**[12:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Orcas"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Lionels"<br>**[12:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Orcas are down to five players.<br>**[12:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They sure would love to score more points!<br>**[12:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh? It looks like the Lionels are changing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;their pitcher from Mindz to Fatgum.<br>**[12:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, what have we here?!<br>**[12:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Captain Shishido has<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;started hitting Fatgum!<br>**[12:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this some new form of tough love?!<br>**[12:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's probably Fat Adsorption.<br>**[12:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fat is using Fat Adsorption<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on Shishido's impacts,<br>**[12:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sinking them in and storing them up.<br>**[12:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To keep Gang Orca<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the slugger under control.<br>**[12:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You think you're so clever.<br>**[12:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop Orca, no matter what it takes.<br>**[12:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't forget about the<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all-you-can-eat *takoyaki*.<br>**[13:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't!<br>**[13:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, time to get serious!<br>**[13:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please, Fat. Don't let him hit it!<br>**[13:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And if you do, don't let it come my way!<br>**[13:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take this! The Naniwa Fat Throwing Style!<br>**[13:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not good enough!<br>**[13:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, this is hopeless.<br>**[13:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Suneater got devoured!<br>**[13:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the ball fell out of his glove!<br>**[13:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nice play, Kirishima!<br>**[13:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mindz surfs away on<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Orca's ultrasonic waves!<br>**[13:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tailman throws the dropped ball to third!<br>**[13:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's tagged out!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Orcas couldn't score this time!<br>**[13:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But they did sink Suneater and Mindz!<br>**[14:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;U-Uh-oh...<br>**[14:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I overdid... it.<br>**[14:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fatgum burned through<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;too much fat, and he's down!<br>**[14:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shiozaki?!<br>**[14:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oops, it's too much for Vine,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as she faints!<br>**[14:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now the Lionels have five left,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and the Orcas, only four!<br>**[14:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We knew this was coming!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Captain Shishido has taken the mound!<br>**[14:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Up to bat, it's Chargebolt!<br>**[14:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This batter's no big deal.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you can't be too careful.<br>**[14:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No matter the prey, I'll hunt at 100%!<br>**[14:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lion-like force!<br>**[14:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoa! A tremendous blazing fastball!<br>**[14:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gevaudan is out cold,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and he took the umpire with him!<br>**[15:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And the shock wave took down<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chargebolt as well!<br>**[15:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoa, this is too much...<br>**[15:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jiro, take a fall.<br>**[15:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't need to keep playing.<br>**[15:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jiro!<br>**[15:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, no! Earphone Jack must fear for her<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;life because she's fainted like Vine did!<br>**[15:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Orcas are down to just two players!<br>**[15:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sugarman, play catcher!<br>**[15:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Me?<br>**[15:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is torture, in the form of baseball!<br>**[15:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll hold them back for now, then<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;turn it around in the bottom of the third!<br>**[15:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Victory will be mine!<br>**[15:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lion-like force!<br>**[15:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Again! It's a replay of earlier!<br>**[15:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sugarman is toast!<br>**[15:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And Tentacole is gone, too!<br>**[15:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An incapacitated batter<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;means an instant out!<br>**[15:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's three outs, so now the Lionels are<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;up to bat in the bottom of the third!<br>**[16:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Orcas"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Lionels"<br>**[16:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If this gets any worse,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll start erasing Quirks.<br>**[16:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please do!<br>**[16:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Orcas"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Lionels"<br>**[16:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As we move into the bottom of the third,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Orcas are still in the lead at 1-0!<br>**[16:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But now, the only player<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Orcas have left is Gang Orca!<br>**[16:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll hit this, for Fat,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Amajiki, and the rest!<br>**[16:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's my only opponent.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All I have to do is roll the ball forward!<br>**[16:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Unbreakable!<br>**[16:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;S-Such power!<br>**[16:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But don't back down! If I do,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there'll be nothing left!<br>**[17:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He knocked that ball back!<br>**[17:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gang Orca fields the ball!<br>**[17:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But there's nobody to throw it to!<br>**[17:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No outs, runner on first!<br>**[17:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good!<br>**[17:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that there are no basemen,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we might even see a triple!<br>**[17:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not bad at all, Kirishima.<br>**[17:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tailman, go be a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pinch runner for Red Riot.<br>**[17:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, but...<br>**[17:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The little guy's done all he can.<br>**[17:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'll* settle the score with *him*.<br>**[17:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Lionels swap runners.<br>**[17:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shishido told me to take your place.<br>**[17:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You worked hard, Kirishima.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go rest on the bench.<br>**[17:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks.<br>**[17:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tell that to Shishido.<br>**[17:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Play resumes,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with no outs and a runner on first.<br>**[17:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At bat is the captain<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the Lionels, Shishido!<br>**[17:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, what now?<br>**[17:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First, we even up the score.<br>**[18:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll give you that much.<br>**[18:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Strike! Or it probably is!<br>**[18:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;During which, Tailman comes<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;around second and reaches third!<br>**[18:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They scored a point!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The score is now tied!<br>**[18:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Orcas"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Lionels"<br>**[18:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At last...<br>**[18:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...we can go all out!<br>**[18:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Attention, all citizens in the area.<br>**[18:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A villain who committed a bank robbery is<br>**[18:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;currently driving a large<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;truck north on a prefectural road.<br>**[18:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please take shelter immediately. I repeat.<br>**[18:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Driving north on a prefectural road...<br>**[18:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that case...<br>**[18:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...they should pass by there!<br>**[19:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the one.<br>**[19:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shishido.<br>**[19:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah!<br>**[19:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Orca!<br>**[19:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn you!<br>**[19:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take this!<br>**[19:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've got more!<br>**[19:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aw, hell!<br>**[19:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shut up!<br>**[19:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take a nap!<br>**[19:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Orca!<br>**[19:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shishido!<br>**[19:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're late.<br>**[19:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keep an eye on the villain<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;until the police arrive.<br>**[19:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do traffic control, too.<br>**[20:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where are you going?<br>**[20:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Need you ask?<br>**[20:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The game must go on!<br>**[20:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll finish this with one pitch.<br>**[20:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sounds good to me.<br>**[20:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Victory...<br>**[20:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...is mine!<br>**[20:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Victory...<br>**[20:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...belongs to me!<br>**[20:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I knew it...<br>**[20:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Baseball is...<br>**[20:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...more fun than anything.<br>**[20:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The game is over! Both players are down!<br>**[21:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tailman is not present, so HLB rules<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;state that both teams withdraw!<br>**[21:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Therefore, today's HLB championship is<br>**[21:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a tie between the Orcas and the Lionels!<br>**[21:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I'm never playing baseball again.<br>**[21:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That really was a terrible time.<br>**[21:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never should have agreed to help.<br>**[21:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, somebody!<br>**[21:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get me out of here!<br>**[21:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, isn't anybody there?!<br>**[21:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Somebody!<br>**[21:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>**[21:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>