# My Dress-Up Darling
Wakana Gojo is a high school boy who wants to become a kashirashi--a master craftsman who makes traditional Japanese Hina dolls. Though he's gung-ho about the craft, he knows nothing about the latest trends, and has a hard time fitting in with his class. The popular kids--especially one girl, Marin Kitagawa--seem like they live in a completely different world.
That all changes one day, when she shares an unexpected secret with him, and their completely different worlds collide.
# Season 1
# E1 - Someone Who Lives in the Exact Opposite World as Me
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4E8Q9/someone-who-lives-in-the-exact-opposite-world-as-me)
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**[00:04] (Flashback) Young Wakana**
Wow...
**[00:07] (Flashback) Gramps**
Ain't they beauties?
**[00:09] (Flashback) Gramps**
Your ol' gramps and his friends
made these hina dolls.
**[00:13] (Flashback) Gramps**
Ain't that amazing?
**[00:15] (Flashback) Young Wakana**
Uh-huh. Wow...
**[00:18] (Flashback) Young Wakana**
They're so pretty.
**[00:21] (Flashback) Young Wakana**
She's the most beautiful
thing in the world...
**[00:25] (Flashback) Gramps**
With a little bit of practice,
you'll be just like your Gramps.
**[00:41] (Flashback) Nobara**
That's so creepy!
**[00:44] (Flashback) Nobara**
Why do you like girls' dolls,
Wacchan? You're a boy.
**[00:49] (Flashback) Nobara**
I hate you, Wacchan!
**[01:20] Wakana**
Morning.
**[01:31] Wakana**
You're still as beautiful as ever.
***SIGN*** My Dress-Up Darling
***SIGN*** Episode 1
***SIGN*** Someone Who Lives in the Exact Opposite World as Me
***SIGN*** Gojo Dolls
***SIGN*** Tatematsu
**[03:26] Wakana**
Morning, Gramps.
**[03:32] Gramps**
Morning, Wakana.
**[03:40] Gramps**
Wakana, you were working late
again last night, weren't you?
**[03:44] Gramps**
Are you getting enough sleep?
**[03:46] Wakana**
Well... I was just on
a roll, so I kept going.
**[03:50] Wakana**
My brush just wouldn't stop and
I ended up painting a handful of them.
**[03:55] Wakana**
Still, I can't get them
perfect like you, Gramps.
**[03:59] Gramps**
How many years do you think
I've been doing this?
**[04:02] Wakana**
Hm...
**[04:04] Wakana**
47?
**[04:05] Gramps**
48!
**[04:07] Gramps**
Let's eat.
**[04:07] Wakana**
Let's eat.
**[04:09] Gramps**
Even if you haven't mastered the faces yet,
**[04:11] Gramps**
you can make their costumes,
and that's plenty impressive.
**[04:14] Wakana**
That's all I'm good at, though.
**[04:15] Wakana**
I've still got lots to learn.
**[04:17] Gramps**
No need to hurry.
**[04:19] Gramps**
Just keep at it.
**[04:21] Gramps**
You're still in school.
**[04:24] Wakana**
Yeah...
**[04:27] Gramps**
By the way...
**[04:29] Gramps**
Have you made any friends now
that you're in high school?
**[04:33] Gramps**
You okay?
**[04:35] Wakana**
I'm fine... Wait.
**[04:37] Wakana**
Where'd this come from?
**[04:40] Gramps**
Well, I mean...
**[04:41] Gramps**
You spent all your time messing with dolls
throughout grade and middle school.
**[04:46] Gramps**
I started wondering if you
actually had any friends.
**[04:49] Wakana**
Y-Yeah, of course I have friends!
**[04:52] Wakana**
Lots of 'em. I've always had friends.
**[04:53] Wakana**
They're all busy with clubs,
so our schedules never line up.
**[04:56] Wakana**
That's all.
**[04:57] Wakana**
Really.
**[04:59] Gramps**
I see.
**[05:00] Gramps**
Welp, I definitely feel better.
**[05:03] Gramps**
I see, I see.
**[05:05] Gramps**
That's great.
***SIGN*** Gojo Dolls
**[05:09] Wakana**
I'm heading out.
**[05:10] Gramps**
Yup.
**[05:11] Gramps**
Be careful.
**[05:13] Wakana**
I will.
**[05:22] Girl 1**
Man, I hate first period.
**[05:24] Girl 2**
Seriously.
**[05:25] Girl 2**
We're totally gonna get yelled at.
**[05:29] Male student 1**
Heyo!
**[05:35] Male student 1**
M-My bad!
**[05:38] Male student 1**
I thought you were someone else!
**[05:44] Wakana**
*Sorry, Gramps.*
**[05:47] Wakana**
*I still...*
**[05:49] Wakana**
* haven't made a single friend,*
* even in high school.*
**[05:53] Wakana**
*How can I, anyway?*
**[05:54] Wakana**
*My dream is to be
a* kashirashi *for hina dolls.*
**[05:58] Wakana**
*Meaning, my hobbies are...*
**[06:01] Wakana**
*Creating hina dolls and honing my craft.*
**[06:04] Wakana**
*Appreciating my work.*
**[06:06] Imagination Wakana**
*You're as lovely as ever.*
**[06:07] Wakana**
*And talking to said work.*
**[06:08] Wakana**
* And so, I have nothing to*
* talk about with other people!*
**[06:09] Wakana**
*Where should we start today?*
**[06:11] Male student 2**
Did you see episode 6 yesterday?
**[06:14] Male student 3**
Of *Chiretsu?*
**[06:14] Male student 4**
Dude, it was epic!
**[06:16] Male student 4**
The animation was godlike!
**[06:18] Female student 1**
At the tournament the other day, our coach...
***SIGN*** That voice actor was just...
***SIGN*** Wait, what?
***SIGN*** I have no idea what that means!
**[06:26] Wakana**
* What I like is so different*
* from everyone else...*
**[06:30] Male student 5**
Heyo.
**[06:31] Male students**
Hey.
**[06:32] Wakana**
* I'd just make things super awkward and*
* make everyone feel uneasy around me.*
**[06:44] Wakana**
*It'd be better...*
**[06:48] Wakana**
*if I just wasn't here...*
**[06:51] Marin**
Whoa, wait!
**[07:03] Marin**
That... hurt!
**[07:08] Nowa**
My bad, Marin!
**[07:09] Daia**
Yikes, sorry.
**[07:10] Nowa**
Are you okay?!
**[07:11] Rune**
You okay?
**[07:12] Marin**
Ow...
**[07:13] Marin**
Yeah, I think I'm fine...
**[07:16] Marin**
Oh, sorry.
**[07:18] Marin**
Um...
**[07:19] Marin**
Gojo-kun.
**[07:20] Wakana**
*K-Kitagawa-san!*
**[07:22] Wakana**
U-Uh, um...
**[07:24] Marin**
You good?
**[07:25] Wakana**
Y-Yes!
**[07:27] Marin**
Oh, hey.
**[07:32] Marin**
You've got something on you.
**[07:34] Marin**
What the heck is this?
**[07:36] Marin**
It's not like a cut... right?
**[07:42] Wakana**
This is, um... This is fine.
**[07:46] Wakana**
*What's fine, exactly?!*
**[07:51] Marin**
Really?
**[07:52] Marin**
That's good, then.
**[07:55] Nowa**
You good, Marin?
**[07:56] Marin**
Definitely broke some bones on that landing.
**[07:58] Daia**
Oh, please.
**[08:01] Wakana**
*Ink...*
**[08:03] Wakana**
*I had no idea I still had some on me.*
**[08:07] Wakana**
*Man, that startled me...*
**[08:15] Wakana**
* That's the first time*
* I've ever talked to her.*
**[08:18] Wakana**
*Kitagawa-san.*
**[08:20] Wakana**
*She's super cheerful, has a lot of friends,*
**[08:23] Wakana**
*and is always the center of attention.*
**[08:26] Wakana**
* She lives in a completely*
* different world than as me.*
**[08:30] Nowa**
So, after school yesterday...
**[08:33] Marin**
Ugh. Are you really going to bring that up?
**[08:34] Rune**
Wow, you actually got Marin to
hang out with you after school?
**[08:38] Rune**
She always runs off somewhere.
**[08:39] Nowa**
She had to go to a hair modeling
gig, so I went with her.
**[08:41] Nowa**
And I wanted a haircut.
**[08:42] Daia**
Ah, so it was work.
**[08:44] Nowa**
But then, this dude totally waited on Marin
even though his hair was done ages ago.
**[08:48] Daia**
My dude, just go home.
**[08:51] Rune**
Was he cute, though?
**[08:51] Nowa**
He was actually pretty hot.
**[08:53] Nowa**
He finally came up to us
as we were about to leave.
**[08:56] Nowa**
I'm sure he was just trying to
start up a conversation, but...
**[08:59] (Flashback) Hot guy**
Hey, isn't that thing from some anime?
**[09:02] (Flashback) Hot guy**
Wow, you're a total nerd.
**[09:03] (Flashback) Hot guy**
Talk about lame.
**[09:07] (Flashback) Marin**
The only thing that's lame here is *you.*
**[09:10] Nowa**
And then, she never looked back.
**[09:12] Daia**
Seriously? Brutal.
**[09:14] Rune**
Ouch.
**[09:15] Nowa**
He looked like his soul had left his body!
**[09:18] Daia**
I mean...
**[09:19] Daia**
If the guy was hot, maybe you
should've given him a chance.
**[09:22] Rune**
Marin's basically an ice queen whenever
anyone tries to hit on her, anyway.
**[09:25] Marin**
Like I care about how hot he was.
**[09:28] Marin**
I just can't deal with guys like him.
**[09:29] Marin**
I mean, he clearly knew it was something
I liked before he opened his mouth.
**[09:33] Marin**
You just don't go making fun of
things people clearly like.
**[09:36] Daia**
Right?
**[09:36] Rune**
For sure.
**[09:37] Marin**
Also... how dare he call Shion-tan "that thing"?!
**[09:40] Nowa**
Here we go...
**[09:41] Nowa**
Her deep love for Shion-tan.
**[09:42] Daia**
Look, we don't understand when
you talk about this stuff, either.
**[09:46] Wakana**
*Right here in this classroom...*
**[09:48] Wakana**
* There's someone who lives in*
* the exact opposite world as me.*
***SIGN*** Sakuya-kun Mirai-chan
***SIGN*** Shion-tan
**[09:55] Wakana**
* She lives in a world where*
* she's accepted for who she is.*
**[10:00] Wakana**
*It must be...*
**[10:01] Wakana**
*really comfortable in that world.*
**[10:05] Male student 6**
For real?!
**[10:06] Male student 6**
You'll do it again?
**[10:08] Wakana**
Yeah, sure.
**[10:09] Male student 6**
You're a lifesaver!
**[10:11] Male student 2**
Come on.
**[10:12] Male student 2**
You really should do it today.
**[10:14] Male student 6**
Aw, but Gojo says he'll do it.
**[10:17] Male student 6**
And I don't wanna be late for work.
**[10:18] Male student 6**
Thanks, Gojo!
**[10:19] Male student 6**
See you later!
**[10:20] Male student 2**
Hey!
**[10:22] Male student 2**
Sorry, Gojo.
**[10:24] Male student 2**
I'll buy you something to drink sometime.
**[10:30] Wakana**
* Honestly, doing this all*
* on my own is pretty rough.*
**[10:34] Wakana**
*But...*
**[10:35] Wakana**
* This is way better than me*
* failing at conversations*
**[10:38] Wakana**
*and making things awkward.*
**[10:41] Wakana**
* I'm sure they wouldn't know what*
* to talk about with me around.*
**[10:44] Wakana**
* And I'd make them uncomfortable*
* if I just stood around quietly.*
**[10:48] Wakana**
* I'm just gonna hurry and*
* finish up so I can go home.*
**[10:59] Wakana**
*It's Kitagawa-san.*
**[11:01] Wakana**
*I wonder if she forgot something.*
**[11:12] Marin**
What?
**[11:13] Wakana**
Huh?
**[11:15] Wakana**
Uh, nothing...
**[11:16] Wakana**
Um, what are you doing?
**[11:20] Marin**
It's pretty obvious, isn't it?
**[11:22] Marin**
I'm cleaning.
**[11:23] Marin**
I'm late 'cause I had to go to the bathroom,
but I'm on cleaning duty this week.
**[11:26] Wakana**
Huh?!
**[11:28] Wakana**
Y-You're actually going to clean?
**[11:30] Marin**
Of course I am.
**[11:31] Marin**
Why wouldn't I?
**[11:34] Marin**
Hey, where's everyone else?
**[11:35] Wakana**
Oh, they went home.
**[11:37] Wakana**
I guess they had work.
**[11:39] Marin**
Seriously?
**[11:40] Marin**
All of them?
**[11:42] Wakana**
Yes...
**[11:44] Marin**
Gojo-kun, are they taking advantage of you?
**[11:53] Wakana**
I guess so.
**[11:54] Marin**
You guess so?!
**[11:55] Marin**
And you're still doing this?
**[11:56] Marin**
You don't mind?!
**[11:57] Wakana**
I mean...
**[11:58] Wakana**
I sort of do...
**[12:00] Marin**
Of course you would.
**[12:01] Marin**
Did you tell them that?
**[12:03] Wakana**
No...
**[12:05] Wakana**
But they said that I was reliable,
**[12:07] Wakana**
so I thought it was okay.
**[12:09] Marin**
That's not being reliable.
**[12:11] Marin**
They're just using you.
**[12:15] Marin**
You shouldn't agree to
things you don't wanna do.
**[12:18] Marin**
No, really. You need to
think about yourself more.
**[12:22] Marin**
You need to speak up about how
you're feeling, for your own sake.
***SIGN*** Gojo Dolls
**[12:41] Wakana**
Ow!
**[12:44] Gramps**
Hey, what happened? You okay?
**[12:45] Wakana**
Oh...
**[12:47] Wakana**
Sorry.
**[12:48] Wakana**
I cut my finger again.
**[12:50] Gramps**
You gotta be careful!
**[12:52] Gramps**
I wonder if we have any bandages left.
**[12:54] Gramps**
You just sit tight.
**[12:56] Wakana**
Thanks...
**[13:01] Wakana**
*It's been days...*
**[13:04] (Flashback) Marin**
You need to speak up about how
you're feeling, for your own sake.
**[13:09] Wakana**
*...but her words are still in my head.*
**[13:14] Wakana**
*She saw right through me.*
**[13:16] Wakana**
*I've always suppressed my feelings.*
**[13:21] Wakana**
*Even...*
**[13:25] Wakana**
*Back then...*
**[13:33] Wakana**
Huh?
**[13:34] Gramps**
Here.
**[13:35] Gramps**
Slap this on there.
**[13:36] Wakana**
Gramps, the sewing machine's not working.
**[13:41] Gramps**
Well, it's pretty much an antique.
**[13:43] Gramps**
It was on its last leg.
**[13:45] Gramps**
I guess it's time to buy a new one.
**[13:48] Wakana**
I wish I'd gotten to a good
stopping point, at least.
**[13:53] Wakana**
Oh, I know.
***SIGN*** Sewing Practice Room
**[14:05] Wakana**
It's so easy to use.
**[14:07] Wakana**
Thank goodness we don't have
an Arts and Crafts Club...
**[14:09] Wakana**
It's not like anyone's gonna come here
after school, so I won't have to hide.
**[14:13] Wakana**
And I can bring you.
**[14:17] Wakana**
I'll sew your outfit for you today.
**[14:19] Wakana**
Just you wait.
**[14:30] Wakana**
*K-Kitagawa-san!*
**[14:37] Wakana**
I'm so sorry! Are you okay?
**[14:38] Wakana**
Are you hurt—
**[14:47] Wakana**
*Shit...*
**[14:52] Marin**
What the hell?
**[14:57] Wakana**
*It's all over...*
**[15:00] Marin**
That's so awesome!
**[15:02] Marin**
You know how to use a
sewing machine, Gojo-kun?
**[15:05] Wakana**
Huh?
**[15:06] Marin**
The sewing machine!
**[15:08] Marin**
How do you know how to use one?
We don't have home ec as an elective!
**[15:11] Wakana**
Uh... Um...
**[15:13] Wakana**
My family runs a hina doll shop.
**[15:17] Wakana**
So...
**[15:18] Wakana**
I learned how to use one as a kid.
**[15:19] Marin**
Oh, *that's* why?! No wonder!
**[15:22] Marin**
Hey, is that a hina doll?
**[15:24] Marin**
Lemme see!
**[15:25] Wakana**
Uh... Um...
**[15:30] Wakana**
Here you go.
**[15:33] Marin**
Look at this hottie.
**[15:36] Marin**
Her eyes are sparkling.
**[15:42] Wakana**
*This is the first time...*
**[15:44] Wakana**
* This is the first time*
* someone's complimented...*
**[15:47] Wakana**
* The first time someone*
* complimented something I love.*
**[15:51] Marin**
Did you make this hina doll, Gojo-kun?
**[15:53] Wakana**
Uh, no, I didn't.
**[15:55] Wakana**
My gramps made her.
**[15:58] Wakana**
I-I still only know how
to make their clothes.
**[16:03] Marin**
You can make clothes?
**[16:05] Wakana**
Um, yes.
**[16:07] Marin**
For real?
**[16:08] Wakana**
Yes. I mean, I just sew them
together, so it's not a big deal—
**[16:23] Marin**
Hey...
**[16:25] Marin**
Could you look the other way?
**[16:27] Wakana**
Yes, ma'am!
**[16:31] Wakana**
*Wha—Wh-Wh-Wh-What's going on?!*
**[16:34] Wakana**
*What's happening?!*
**[16:35] Wakana**
*Why is she undressing?!*
**[16:36] Wakana**
*Wait.*
**[16:37] Wakana**
*Why do I hear a rustling sound?*
**[16:38] Wakana**
*What is this sound?!*
**[16:39] Marin**
Gojo-kun.
**[16:40] Wakana**
Yes, ma'am!
**[16:42] Wakana**
H-How can I help you?
**[16:44] Marin**
Look at me.
**[16:47] Wakana**
But...
**[16:48] Marin**
It's okay. Just look.
**[17:02] Marin**
I'm still not done with it.
**[17:04] Marin**
It's totally not done yet, but, um...
**[17:09] Marin**
What do you think?
**[17:10] Wakana**
Huh?
**[17:12] Wakana**
Um, what do you mean?
**[17:14] Wakana**
What exactly are you wearing?
**[17:20] Marin**
Well...
**[17:22] Marin**
I'm, uh, trying to make that outfit... so, yeah.
**[17:27] Marin**
At least I'm trying to.
**[17:30] Wakana**
You're joking, right?
**[17:33] Marin**
Huh? I'm totally serious.
**[17:34] Marin**
I worked really hard on this.
**[17:36] Wakana**
But, I mean...
**[17:37] Wakana**
It doesn't look like this at all!
**[17:39] Wakana**
No one could suck this
bad even if they tried!
**[17:41] Marin**
Huh?!
**[17:43] Wakana**
That material needs a lining, doesn't it?
**[17:46] Marin**
Lining... What?
**[17:48] Wakana**
You don't even know that?!
**[17:50] Wakana**
Unbelievable.
**[17:52] Wakana**
Please excuse me.
**[17:54] Wakana**
I knew it.
**[17:55] Wakana**
You haven't done any of
the reverse stitching,
**[17:57] Wakana**
and it's wrinkled!
**[17:58] Wakana**
And there's no bobbin thread!
**[18:00] Wakana**
You can hardly even call this sewing.
**[18:02] Wakana**
I bet you forgot your seam allowance, too!
**[18:05] Wakana**
Oh, come on!
**[18:06] Wakana**
Why did you change the tension dial here?!
**[18:09] Wakana**
And—
**[18:15] Wakana**
I-I'm so sorry, I went way too far!
**[18:19] Wakana**
Please, just kill me now!
**[18:20] Marin**
Wait, what?!
**[18:21] Marin**
What are you even doing?! Quit it!
**[18:23] Wakana**
H-H-How much should I pay you?
**[18:27] Marin**
Nothing!
**[18:28] Marin**
I don't want any!
**[18:28] Marin**
I'm not mad!
**[18:30] Marin**
Not even a little!
**[18:32] Marin**
But seriously, Gojo-kun, could you look up?
**[18:42] Marin**
Um... You see...
**[18:50] Marin**
I made this because I wanted to cosplay!
**[18:54] Wakana**
Cosplay?
**[18:56] Marin**
Yup! Cosplay!
**[18:58] Marin**
I want to wear the same things as
manga, anime, and game characters!
**[19:03] Marin**
Cosplaying allows you express just
how much you love your faves!
**[19:08] Marin**
Isn't that awesome?!
**[19:09] Marin**
It's basically...
**[19:10] Marin**
the ultimate form of love!
**[19:14] Marin**
Are you listening, Gojo-kun?
**[19:16] Wakana**
Yes!
**[19:16] Wakana**
I'm sorry! I'm absolutely
listening! I'm sorry!
**[19:20] Marin**
And...
**[19:21] Marin**
I don't have a sewing machine at home,
so I was working on this here after school.
**[19:27] Marin**
But, well...
**[19:29] Marin**
As you can see, it's not in the best shape,
**[19:32] Marin**
and I don't know anyone who's good at sewing.
**[19:43] Marin**
Gojo-kun!
**[19:44] Marin**
Will you make me a cosplay outfit?
**[19:47] Wakana**
Huh?
**[19:51] Marin**
If you can't...
**[19:53] Marin**
You can just tell me you can't.
**[19:58] Marin**
You see...
**[19:59] Marin**
I can't do much more on my own.
**[20:04] Marin**
But Shizuku-tan means so much to me...
**[20:07] Marin**
She means so much to me, so I want
to become her, no matter what!
**[20:10] Marin**
Please, Gojo-kun!
**[20:14] (Flashback) Marin**
That's so awesome!
**[20:16] (Flashback) Marin**
You know how to use a
sewing machine, Gojo-kun?
**[20:20] (Flashback) Marin**
Look at this hottie.
**[20:21] (Flashback) Marin**
You just don't go making fun of
things people clearly like.
**[20:26] (Flashback) Marin**
You need to speak up about how
you're feeling, for your own sake.
**[20:50] Wakana**
All right.
**[20:55] Wakana**
I've never made clothes for
an actual person before,
**[20:57] Wakana**
so I'm not sure how well it'll go,
**[21:00] Wakana**
but I'll do everything I can.
**[21:03] Marin**
You mean...
**[21:05] Marin**
You'll do it?
**[21:06] Wakana**
Yes.
**[21:08] Marin**
For real?
**[21:09] Wakana**
Yes.
**[21:15] Marin**
Yes!
**[21:16] Marin**
Yes, yes, yes!
**[21:18] Marin**
Yay!
**[21:20] Marin**
Shizuku-tan!
**[21:21] Marin**
Shizuku-tan!
**[21:23] Marin**
Now I can be Shizuku-tan!
**[21:25] Wakana**
*Right here in this classroom...*
**[21:28] Wakana**
* There's someone who lives in*
* the exact opposite world as me.*
**[21:33] Wakana**
*I never thought...*
**[21:35] Wakana**
* I'd make a promise like this*
* with someone like that.*
**[21:41] Marin**
I'm seriously crying right now.
**[21:44] Marin**
Oh! But I'll do everything I can!
**[21:47] Marin**
Not that I can do much!
**[21:49] Wakana**
Sure.
**[21:50] Wakana**
I guess you really want to be this person.
**[21:52] Marin**
Yup! I mean, she's just
too precious for words!
**[21:56] Marin**
Shizuku Kuroe-tan from
**[21:57] Marin**
*Saint Slippery's Academy for Girls—*
**[21:59] Marin**
*The Young Ladies of the Humiliation
Club: Debauched Miracle Life 2!*
**[22:02] Wakana**
Say what now?
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** Wanna Hurry Up, and Do It?
**[23:35] Marin**
*Next time!*
# E2 - Wanna Hurry Up, and Do It?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2X4N0/wanna-hurry-up-and-do-it)
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***SIGN*** Sewing Practice Room
**[00:00] Wakana**
Say what now?
**[00:06] Marin**
Oh, did you not get all that?
The title is pretty long.
**[00:11] Marin**
From *Saint♥Slippery's Academy for Girls—*
**[00:13] Marin**
*The Young Ladies of the Humiliation Club:
Debauched Miracle Life 2!* *The* Kuroe Shizuku-tan!
***SIGN*** Humiliation Club
**[00:19] Marin**
I want to cosplay as Shizuku-tan
from "Slippery Girls 2!"
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** Wanna Hurry Up, and Do It?
**[01:59] Marin**
What is it, Gojo-kun?
**[02:01] Wakana**
I'm sorry, I should probably know this,
**[02:04] Wakana**
but I've never heard of
this "Slippery Girls 2."
**[02:07] Marin**
For real? Okay, I'll give
you the basic rundown.
**[02:11] Marin**
"Slippery Girls 2" is a super popular eroge
that came out last year and did crazy numbers.
**[02:15] Wakana**
An eroge...
**[02:16] Marin**
There's even an anime coming
out for it. Crazy, am I right?
**[02:19] Marin**
So, the protag is the grandson
of the academy's principal
**[02:22] Marin**
and ends up going to this
all-girls school because reasons.
**[02:25] Marin**
It's basically one of
those common harem plots.
**[02:28] Wakana**
* A guy enrolling at an all-girls*
* school is common?!*
**[02:32] Marin**
There are a bunch of emotional
in-game events, so it's super popular.
**[02:35] Marin**
Wait, Gojo-kun. Are you not
into the humiliation stuff?
**[02:38] Marin**
Like sex slaves.
**[02:39] Wakana**
*Sex slaves?!*
**[02:41] Marin**
But the sex slaves in "Slippery Girls 2"
are doing it for love, so it's totally fine.
**[02:45] Marin**
Honestly, it's pretty safe.
**[02:47] Wakana**
*"Fine"... "Safe"?!*
**[02:50] Marin**
The protag is ordered to join
the Humiliation Club by the principal
**[02:53] Marin**
and then the girls in the club...
**[02:55] Wakana**
*Wh-What should I do?*
**[02:56] Wakana**
*Maybe I'm just not familiar with games,*
**[02:58] Wakana**
* but I have absolutely no idea*
* what she's talking about.*
**[03:00] Wakana**
*Humiliation Club? Sex slaves?*
**[03:02] Wakana**
*Do games like this really exist?*
**[03:07] Wakana**
*Wait. Is she just messing with me?*
**[03:09] Marin**
For real, how long are you going to
let me go on? I'm obviously kidding.
**[03:13] Marin**
How trusting are you?
**[03:14] Wakana**
* Of course. I'm usually alone, so I don't*
* pick up on stuff like this and didn't notice—*
**[03:21] Marin**
And if you pick that last option, the protag
ends up the club president's sex slave.
**[03:22] Wakana**
*Sh-She's not joking.*
**[03:24] Wakana**
*Kitagawa-san isn't joking in the least!*
**[03:24] Marin**
It's, like, totally unbelievable.
**[03:26] Marin**
But this was also an act
of non-con out of love.
**[03:28] Wakana**
*Her eyes are completely serious!*
**[03:28] Marin**
The moment I figured it all out,
I was like, "No way!" and...
**[03:31] Marin**
So basically, I wanted to buy "Slippery Girls 2"
since the first game was so epic.
**[03:37] Marin**
If anything, Shizuku-tan's
super cute, so why not?
**[03:41] Marin**
And in the beginning, Shizuku-tan doesn't
smile at all and is this total ice queen.
**[03:45] Marin**
You think, "What's this girl's problem?"
**[03:47] Marin**
And then, like... You get more events, like,
"Wow, she can make faces like this, too."
**[03:53] Marin**
Before I knew it, I was head-over-heels
in love with Shizuku-tan.
**[03:57] Marin**
I was totally obsessed.
**[04:00] Marin**
And I genuinely thought...
**[04:04] Marin**
that I want to become Shizuku-tan.
**[04:09] Marin**
You get me, Gojo-kun?
**[04:14] Wakana**
*Not in the least.*
**[04:16] Marin**
I love Shizuku-tan so much
that I just can't and, like...
**[04:17] Wakana**
* But when Kitagawa-san is talking*
* about the things she loves,*
**[04:21] Wakana**
*she looks like she's genuinely having fun,*
**[04:25] Wakana**
* so I can tell how much*
* she loves Shizuku-tan.*
**[04:28] Marin**
And then, it's, like, a super happy ending.
**[04:30] Marin**
Get it now?
**[04:31] Wakana**
Question.
**[04:32] Marin**
Oh? You still didn't get it?
**[04:35] Wakana**
I think I got the general idea,
but I was curious about something.
**[04:38] Marin**
Like what? Shizuku-tan's birthday?
**[04:40] Wakana**
N-No!
**[04:42] Wakana**
Um... "Slippery Girls 2"
is a pervy game, right?
**[04:46] Marin**
Yeah, it's an eroge.
**[04:48] Marin**
But it's epic.
**[04:50] Wakana**
A-Aren't those age-restricted?
***SIGN*** Aren't those age-restricted?
**[04:56] Marin**
Yup. No problems here.
**[04:58] Wakana**
Huh?!
**[05:00] Wakana**
Also, I thought that girls didn't like games
like that, so they don't play them.
**[05:04] Marin**
Seriously? Of course we do. Like, everyone does.
***SIGN*** * May not apply to everyone
**[05:07] Marin**
Besides, like...
**[05:09] Marin**
Does being a girl or a boy matter
when you really like something?
**[05:19] Wakana**
Absolutely not!
**[05:20] Marin**
Right?
**[05:21] Marin**
Okay, let's get started.
**[05:23] Wakana**
Yes! I'm looking forward to working with you!
**[05:27] Marin**
Gojo-kun, why are you tearing up?
**[05:30] Wakana**
Okay, I guess I should look up
what we need to do first.
**[05:34] Marin**
Oh, one sec.
**[05:37] Marin**
Let's see...
**[05:39] Marin**
Oh, there it is.
***SIGN*** A Beginner's Guide to Making Cosplay Outfits
**[05:41] Marin**
Ta-da!
**[05:43] Marin**
This totally exists.
***SIGN*** Even First-timers Can Rest Easy
A Beginner's Guide to Making Cosplay Outfits
**[05:46] Wakana**
Wow... I didn't know books like this existed.
***SIGN*** The basics of constructing a cosplay
**[05:49] Marin**
That guide rules, so definitely give it a read.
**[05:50] Wakana**
Whoa, it even tells you how to
pick fabrics and draft patterns!
**[05:55] Marin**
Yup, yup, yup! Super handy, right?
**[05:58] Wakana**
They even tell you how to use
sewing machines in detail.
**[06:01] Marin**
I know, right?!
**[06:06] Wakana**
*Why couldn't she do it if she had
a book that's this crystal clear?*
**[06:06] Marin**
* "Why couldn't she do it if she had*
* a book that's this crystal clear?"*
**[06:11] Marin**
*is totally what he's thinking!*
**[06:14] Wakana**
I see.
**[06:15] Wakana**
We'll just have to buy the
things we still need,
**[06:18] Wakana**
and we can start with the measurements.
**[06:20] Marin**
Why don't we do that now?
**[06:21] Wakana**
Er, no.
**[06:22] Wakana**
It's already pretty late today.
**[06:24] Wakana**
I know the weekend's coming up,
so let's do it on Monday.
**[06:28] Marin**
Right... okay.
**[06:33] Marin**
Gojo-kun.
**[06:34] Wakana**
Yes?
**[06:38] Marin**
Thanks.
**[06:39] Marin**
I'm looking forward to Monday.
**[06:47] Wakana**
Right.
**[06:51] Gramps**
Hey, I'm coming in.
**[06:54] Gramps**
You're going to bed already? That's rare.
**[06:57] Wakana**
Yeah...
**[06:58] Gramps**
I'm gonna go buy a sewing machine tomorrow,
so you don't need to open up the shop.
**[07:03] Wakana**
Got it.
**[07:04] Gramps**
Make sure you take a bath before bed.
**[07:16] Wakana**
So much happened today...
***SIGN*** Even First-Timers Can Handle It
A Beginner's Guide to Making Cosplay Outfits
**[07:27] Wakana**
*I want to help her out somehow.*
**[07:32] Wakana**
Huh?!
**[07:35] Wakana**
H-Huh...?
***SIGN*** Gojo Dolls
**[07:43] Wakana**
Yes! Coming! I'll be right there!
**[07:45] Wakana**
I'm terribly sorry! But we're closed today—
**[07:48] Marin**
Heya! I'm here!
**[07:55] Wakana**
K-K-Kitagawa-san?!
**[07:57] Wakana**
Wh-Wh-Why are you here?!
**[07:59] Wakana**
How did you know where I lived?!
**[08:02] Marin**
Do you really have to ask why?
**[08:03] Marin**
How the heck am I supposed to wait
until Monday to become Shizuku-tan?
**[08:07] Marin**
So I searched for "Gojo" and
"hina dolls" and just came over.
***SIGN*** Gojo Dolls
**[08:12] Wakana**
*She's so proactive!*
**[08:14] Marin**
So can I come in, or nah?
**[08:15] Wakana**
Huh? Like right now?
**[08:17] Marin**
No?
**[08:18] Wakana**
U-Um...
**[08:19] Marin**
Here ya go.
**[08:21] Marin**
It's super yummy.
**[08:22] Wakana**
Oh, you didn't have to.
**[08:24] Wakana**
Thank you very much—
**[08:27] Marin**
I'm coming in!
**[08:28] Wakana**
Uh, Kitagawa-san, wait!
**[08:31] Marin**
Is your room upstairs, Gojo-kun?
**[08:33] Wakana**
Yes... Wait, no!
**[08:36] Marin**
Hey, this is totally your room, isn't it?
**[08:38] Wakana**
K-Kitagawa-san!
**[08:40] Marin**
Ooh!
**[08:43] Marin**
This totally seems like your room.
**[08:47] Marin**
Haha, you didn't put your futon away.
**[08:53] Marin**
Do you use these for the dolls?
**[08:55] Marin**
You paint with these
super-skinny brushes?
**[08:57] Marin**
Damn...
**[08:59] Marin**
Oh, don't worry. I won't touch them.
**[09:02] Marin**
But seriously, they're so—
**[09:05] Wakana**
* Oh, no. My heart's being so loud that*
* I can't hear a word she's saying.*
***SIGN*** Badump Badump
***SIGN*** Badump Badump
**[09:09] Wakana**
* Th-The only person that's e-e-ever*
* been in my room is Gramps...*
**[09:14] Wakana**
* But now there's a girl...*
* and it's Kitagawa-san!*
***SIGN*** Badump Badump
**[09:19] Wakana**
* I can't. I have no idea*
* what I'm supposed to do!*
***SIGN*** Badump Badump Badump Badump
**[09:24] Wakana**
*Calm down!*
**[09:25] Wakana**
*Just chill out.*
**[09:30] Wakana**
*I need to get a grip.*
**[09:32] Marin**
Gojo-kun? Gojo-kun?
**[09:32] Wakana**
* I need to make sure I'm not*
* rude to Kitagawa-san...*
**[09:35] Marin**
Earth to Gojo-kun!
**[09:36] Wakana**
Uh, yes!
**[09:37] Wakana**
Wh-Wh-What is it?!
**[09:39] Marin**
I said...
**[09:42] Marin**
Wanna hurry up... and do it?
**[09:45] Wakana**
What... exactly?
**[09:47] Marin**
Take my measurements, duh.
**[09:49] Marin**
You're the one who said
we need to do that first.
**[09:52] Marin**
So c'mon, let's get to measuring.
**[09:55] Wakana**
About that...
**[09:58] Wakana**
Could we have someone else do that part?
**[10:01] Marin**
Huh? Why, though?
**[10:03] Marin**
Do you not want to do this anymore?
**[10:05] Wakana**
Er, no... It's not that. Um...
**[10:09] Wakana**
In the book I borrowed yesterday...
**[10:12] Wakana**
I-It said that for measurements...
**[10:15] Wakana**
Um... You...
**[10:20] Wakana**
Y-You...
**[10:24] Wakana**
You have to be in your underwear...
**[10:28] Marin**
Ah... So that's what you meant.
**[10:31] Marin**
Yeah, no probs.
**[10:36] Wakana**
K-K-Kitagawa-san?!
**[10:39] Marin**
Ta-da! I totally wore a bathing suit!
**[10:43] Marin**
I figured you'd get all flustered about it.
**[10:47] Marin**
I totally thought, "Dude, I'm a genius,"
when I thought of this.
**[10:54] Marin**
Well? This solves that problem, right?
**[10:57] Marin**
Uh, Gojo-kun?
**[10:59] Marin**
Wait, hello? Are you okay?
**[11:01] Wakana**
P-Please do not touch me right now!
**[11:04] Marin**
W-Wait, what?! Sorry...
**[11:09] Wakana**
Okay. I'll start with your
head measurements.
**[11:13] Wakana**
Please be patient with me.
**[11:15] Marin**
Got it!
**[11:21] Marin**
Would it be easier for
you if I closed my eyes?
**[11:33] Wakana**
*Calm down.*
**[11:34] Wakana**
*Concentrate.*
**[11:36] Wakana**
* I need to make sure... that I don't*
* actually touch Kitagawa-san.*
**[11:48] Marin**
Peek!
**[11:50] Marin**
Wait, are you okay?
That wasn't a good sound!
**[11:53] Wakana**
I'm sorry. I'm fine...
**[11:56] Wakana**
I'd like to measure the w-width of your
shoulders... So could you turn around?
**[12:02] Marin**
Sure...
**[12:05] Wakana**
* I-It's no use. I can't keep my*
* composure when I'm facing her.*
**[12:09] Wakana**
* B-But I'm sure... I'm sure*
* that from the back, it'll be—*
**[12:13] Wakana**
*Her back side isn't any better!*
**[12:15] Marin**
*My hair's in the way, huh?*
**[12:17] Marin**
How's this?
**[12:21] Wakana**
Um... May I ask you a question?
**[12:24] Marin**
Hm?
**[12:25] Wakana**
You're in your bathing suit right now, right?
**[12:29] Wakana**
Um...
**[12:31] Wakana**
A-Aren't you embarrassed at all?
**[12:34] Marin**
Huh? Why would I be? Nope.
**[12:36] Marin**
I mean, I'm gonna become Shizuku-tan,
so we need to follow that book exactly.
**[12:44] Marin**
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What
the heck was that sound?!
**[12:46] Marin**
Huh?
**[12:46] Marin**
What are you doing?
**[12:48] Marin**
G-Gojo-kun?
**[12:48] Wakana**
*That's right. It's...*
**[12:52] Wakana**
* This means so much to her.*
* It's rude to have any indecent thoughts.*
**[12:58] Wakana**
It's nothing! There's nothing to worry about!
**[13:00] Marin**
No way, there's clearly
*something* to worry about!
**[13:03] Wakana**
*She's actually relying on me.*
**[13:06] Wakana**
*My heart and soul...*
**[13:08] Wakana**
*That's what I need to put into this.*
**[13:12] Wakana**
*All of me!*
**[13:22] Wakana**
I just need to... concentrate on making this.
***SIGN*** Horizontal circumference of head 53.8 cm Vertical circumference of head 57.7 cm Neck 27.3 cm Shoulder width 35cm Sleeve length 52.1 cm Upper arm 22.9 cm
**[13:32] Marin**
Looks like things are going well.
**[13:34] Wakana**
Yes.
**[13:35] Marin**
Oh, yeah. Gojo-kun, could you
measure my feet, too?
**[13:39] Wakana**
Your feet?
**[13:41] Wakana**
I can't make shoes, so I was thinking
about buying some to use.
**[13:46] Marin**
Yeah, but I totally don't get shoes
because some can start hurting
**[13:51] Marin**
even if they're the same size.
**[13:54] Wakana**
Maybe the circumference isn't right.
**[13:57] Marin**
You mean here?
**[13:58] Wakana**
Yes. Let's get the width, too.
**[14:01] Wakana**
I'll go grab a chair. One moment.
**[14:04] Marin**
Wait, this totally works.
**[14:08] Marin**
It's, like, the perfect height.
**[14:11] Wakana**
No, it's not!
**[14:12] Marin**
How is it not?
**[14:13] Wakana**
B-B-B-Because...
**[14:15] Wakana**
I-It's dirty...
**[14:17] Wakana**
It's dirty!
**[14:19] Marin**
It's all good. Yeah!
**[14:21] Wakana**
Wait!
**[14:23] Wakana**
Please don't...
**[14:25] Wakana**
Please get off that filthy thing immediately!
**[14:28] Marin**
No, really. It's fine.
**[14:29] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san, you'll get dirty! So, please!
**[14:32] Marin**
Again, it's no problem,
so let's get to measuring.
**[14:36] Wakana**
I... I'll...
**[14:38] Wakana**
I'll bring a chair immediately.
**[14:41] Wakana**
I'm sorry. Please...
**[14:54] Marin**
Gojo-kun.
**[15:00] Marin**
It's fine.
**[15:03] Marin**
Do it.
**[15:12] Wakana**
Okay.
**[15:15] Marin**
I see.
**[15:17] Marin**
I'll keep this in mind the
next time I buy shoes.
**[15:21] Marin**
Okay, let's keep things rolling!
**[15:23] Marin**
Next up is... my bust!
**[15:27] Marin**
I should probably tie my
hair up for this, too.
**[15:29] Marin**
Hup. Here you go, Gojo-kun.
**[15:34] Wakana**
U-Um, are you asking...
m-m-me to measure them?
**[15:39] Marin**
Of course I am. Who else is going to do it?
**[15:43] Wakana**
Can't you?
**[15:44] Marin**
How, though?
**[15:46] Marin**
When you measure them yourself,
you have to bend over,
**[15:49] Marin**
so I get a different result every time.
**[15:52] Marin**
It's way harder than you think.
**[15:55] Marin**
So... You've gotta do it, Gojo-kun.
**[16:00] Wakana**
I can't...
**[16:03] Marin**
Why can't you all of a sudden?
**[16:05] Marin**
That makes no sense.
**[16:07] Wakana**
But... I mean... I really shouldn't...
**[16:11] Marin**
I don't get it, but just hurry. I mean...
**[16:15] Marin**
My arms are killing me.
**[16:17] Wakana**
Oh, I'm sorry. I'll m-measure them right...
**[16:22] Wakana**
away...
**[16:25] Wakana**
*Sh-She's so close!*
**[16:27] Wakana**
*Wh-What's this distance?*
**[16:28] Wakana**
*Th-This is just... Kitagawa-san...*
**[16:32] Wakana**
*No, no, no!*
**[16:34] Wakana**
*Don't think about anything else!*
**[16:35] Wakana**
* You're just getting her*
* measurements. That's it!*
**[16:39] Wakana**
*Just concentrate on making her clothes!*
**[16:43] Wakana**
P-Please lower your arms
and stand up straight.
**[16:46] Marin**
Sure thing.
**[16:53] Wakana**
*Concentrate...*
**[16:55] Wakana**
*Concentrate...*
**[16:57] Wakana**
*Concentrate...*
**[17:00] Wakana**
*Concentrate!*
**[17:09] Marin**
I know, right? Crouching like
that for too long is rough.
**[17:13] Marin**
Whatever position's the most comfy
for you is totally fine, Gojo-kun.
**[17:17] Wakana**
*I wanna die.*
**[17:20] Wakana**
I-I'm done.
**[17:22] Marin**
Good job.
**[17:23] Marin**
Well, while we're at it, why don't
we measure my inseam and bust point?
**[17:32] Wakana**
I can't.
**[17:33] Marin**
This again?
**[17:35] Marin**
How the heck am I supposed to make the perfect
boob bag if I don't have the right measurements?
**[17:39] Wakana**
B-Boob bag?
**[17:41] Marin**
I want to give that part some extra love,
**[17:43] Marin**
so I need you to psych yourself up.
**[17:46] Wakana**
I'm sorry... But I can't.
**[17:49] Marin**
Aw, why not? Seriously, what's your deal?
**[17:53] Wakana**
I mean... I mean, how...
**[17:57] Wakana**
H-H-How am I supposed to...
**[18:00] Wakana**
How am I supposed to know
where your nipples are—
**[18:06] Wakana**
H-How am I...
**[18:07] Marin**
Gojo-kun.
**[18:09] Marin**
Where can they be?
**[18:14] Marin**
I'm kidding! Jeez, lighten up!
**[18:16] Marin**
Don't freeze up like that.
**[18:19] Marin**
Yeah... I guess I can't
exactly show you those.
**[18:22] Marin**
Sorry about that, Gojo-kun.
**[18:24] Marin**
I'll measure that myself,
so pass me the measuring tape.
**[18:27] Wakana**
S-Sorry. Thank you.
**[18:30] Marin**
Okay.
**[18:32] Marin**
Let's see...
**[18:34] Marin**
So it's here to here...
**[18:37] Marin**
No, wait. Is it from the
outside? Or over here?
**[18:42] Marin**
Let's go with 20 cm.
**[18:44] Marin**
* Let's go with 20 centimeters...*
* Let's go with 20 centimeters....*
**[18:46] Marin**
*Let's go with 20 centimeters....*
**[18:47] Marin**
* Let's go with 20 centimeters...*
* Let's go with 20 centimeters...*
**[18:50] Wakana**
*Twenty centimeters...*
**[18:52] Wakana**
* It's only a number, but*
* my mind just went blank.*
***SIGN*** Foot length 23.2 cm Foot circumference 22.4 cm Foot width 9.5 cm Bust 86.8 cm Underbust 68.2cm Bust point 20 cm
**[18:59] Marin**
I guess the last one we need is the inseam.
**[19:02] Wakana**
Yes.
**[19:05] Wakana**
* At least with her inseam, I won't have to*
* look at her face, so I won't be as nervous.*
**[19:11] Wakana**
*I'm sorta done with myself.*
**[19:15] Wakana**
*I keep getting flustered and panicky.*
**[19:18] Wakana**
*Talk about lame.*
**[19:22] Wakana**
* I want to be like Kitagawa-san,*
* who never loses her head.*
**[19:32] Wakana**
Did you just say something?
**[19:35] Wakana**
I'm sorry. I was thinking about
something, so I didn't quite hear you—
**[19:41] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san?
**[19:44] Wakana**
You're bright red.
**[19:47] Marin**
Huh?!
**[19:48] Marin**
Um, huh? No way.
**[19:50] Marin**
What?!
**[19:52] Marin**
N-No, you've got the wrong idea!
**[19:54] Marin**
I'm just...
**[19:58] Wakana**
Is the room too hot?!
**[20:00] Wakana**
I'm sorry for not noticing!
**[20:02] Wakana**
I'll go turn on the AC.
**[20:09] Wakana**
I wonder if it'll be hot again this year.
**[20:14] Marin**
Maybe.
***SIGN*** Gojo Dolls
***SIGN*** Horizontal circumference of head 53.8 cm Vertical circumference of head 57.7 cm Neck 27.3 cm Shoulder width 35cm Sleeve length 52.1 cm Upper arm 22.9 cm Elbow 21.2 cm Wrist 13.1 cm Shoulder circumference 34.5cm Thighs 43.8 cm Knees 29.5 cm Calves 31.6 cm
***SIGN*** Waist 58.7 cm Hips 84.8 cm Ankles 19.2 cm Foot length 23.2 cm Foot circumference 22.4 cm Foot width 9.5 cm Bust 86.8 cm Underbust 68.2cm Bust point 20 cm Inseam 79.2 cm
***SIGN*** AC | Purifier | Heater Wind | Temp | Direction Self Clean | Turbo / Quiet Timer on/off | Enter | Cancel Stop | Menu
**[20:21] Wakana**
And we're done.
**[20:22] Marin**
Good job.
**[20:25] Marin**
I'll go put my clothes on.
**[20:26] Wakana**
Sure.
**[20:28] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san.
**[20:30] Wakana**
Do you have any references
for "Slippery Girls"?
**[20:32] Wakana**
I'd like to know the details of the outfit,
so I can draw up the patterns.
**[20:36] Marin**
Oh, yeah, right. One sec.
***SIGN*** Saint♥Slippery's Academy for Girls—
The Young Ladies of the Humiliation Club:
Debauched Miracle Life
**[20:40] Marin**
Ta-da!
**[20:42] Marin**
Here's "Slippery Girls" 1 and 2!
**[20:44] Marin**
Here you go.
**[20:44] Wakana**
Thank you very much...
**[20:46] Wakana**
*T-Two of them?*
**[20:49] Marin**
I thought that maybe the
second one would be enough,
**[20:51] Marin**
but it might be better if you
knew how the first one went, too.
**[20:55] Wakana**
Sure...
**[20:56] Marin**
Tomorrow's Sunday, so try playing them.
**[20:59] Marin**
They're super cute.
**[21:03] Marin**
Gojo-kun?
**[21:06] Wakana**
I'm sorry for interrupting you
while you were changing...
**[21:08] Marin**
I don't mind at all, but... are you okay?
**[21:11] Marin**
Do you have a stomachache?
**[21:12] Wakana**
I-I'm sorry, I'm fine.
**[21:14] Wakana**
* It's just her bathing suit...*
* I'm so pathetic.*
**[21:20] Gramps**
I'm home, Wakana.
**[21:22] Gramps**
I got the new sewing—
**[21:27] Game voice**
*I'm bewing watched... You're watching me...*
**[21:31] Game voice**
*If... If I do thish...
I'll never be nowmal again...*
**[21:35] Wakana**
Hey, Gramps. Dinner's ready.
**[21:40] Gramps**
R-Right... I bought the new sewing machine.
**[21:42] Game voice**
*You mushn't... You mushn't...*
**[21:43] Wakana**
Nice. Thanks.
**[21:48] Gramps**
*I mean... he is at that age...*
**[21:51] Gramps**
*That said... He looks so damn serious!*
**[21:56] Wakana**
I see... That's how it looks from the back.
**[21:59] Gramps**
*And he's taking notes?!*
**[22:01] Game voice**
*Oh, no!*
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** Then Why Don't We?
**[23:35] Wakana**
Next time...
# E3 - Then Why Don't We?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD75XM/then-why-dont-we)
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**[00:02] Marin**
Oh, damn!
**[00:04] Marin**
No, really. I'm super happy about this.
**[00:06] Marin**
You're the best, Gojo-kun!
**[00:08] Wakana**
It fits perfectly.
**[00:10] Marin**
Yup! It's absolutely perfect!
**[00:12] Wakana**
Now, we just need to apply the wig...
**[00:13] Marin**
Wait, Gojo-kun.
**[00:15] Wakana**
Yes?
**[00:16] Marin**
Y-You see, when I cosplay,
**[00:20] Marin**
I-I even start feeling
like the character.
**[00:25] Wakana**
Huh?
**[00:26] Marin**
G-Gojo... Gojo-kun...
**[00:29] Marin**
M-Ma...
**[00:32] Marin**
Master...
**[00:35] Marin**
P-Pwease...
**[00:38] Marin**
look at my naughty bits...
**[00:52] Marin**
Pwease... look.
***SIGN*** Gojo Dolls
**[01:07] Wakana**
*The hell kind of dream was that?*
**[01:23] Wakana**
Could...
**[01:25] Wakana**
Could you look the other way?
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** Then Why Don't We?
**[03:03] Male Student**
Morning.
**[03:03] Girl Student**
Morning!
**[03:06] Wakana**
*How could I start the morning like that?*
**[03:09] Wakana**
* H-How am I supposed to face*
* Kitagawa-san after that happened?*
**[03:15] Girl A**
Ah, Kitagawa-san.
**[03:17] Girl B**
Marin-chan's such a cutie.
**[03:19] Kensei**
Yo, Kitagawa.
**[03:19] Girl A**
Her legs are so thin!
**[03:20] Marin**
Mornin'!
**[03:21] Girl B**
Is she a model or something?
**[03:22] Girl A**
Yeah, I think so.
**[03:23] Girl A**
She's totally on another level,
down to the bone.
**[03:25] Girl B**
She's probably pretty popular, huh?
**[03:27] Girl A**
Of course, she is!
**[03:28] Girl B**
Honestly, I'd love to go out with her myself.
**[03:29] Wakana**
*Really, it's hard to believe...*
**[03:31] Wakana**
* that she was at my house*
* just this weekend.*
**[03:37] Wakana**
*Keep calm. Keep calm!*
**[03:39] Marin**
Ah, Gojo-kun!
**[03:41] Marin**
Mornin'!
**[03:43] Wakana**
G-Good morning.
**[03:45] Marin**
Thanks for your help on Saturday!
**[03:47] Marin**
I'm one step closer to Shizuku-tan,
so you totes made my day!
**[03:53] Wakana**
I-I'm so sorry...
**[03:54] Marin**
Huh? About what?
**[03:57] Marin**
Hey, what do you think?
I decided to curl my hair today.
**[04:01] Wakana**
Oh, uh, yes. You sure... did.
**[04:06] Marin**
That's it? You're hilarious.
**[04:08] Wakana**
S-Sorry.
**[04:09] Nowa**
Whatcha talkin' about?
**[04:11] Nowa**
Let me join in!
**[04:14] Wakana**
*Oh, this is Kitagawa-san's friend...*
**[04:16] Nowa**
Yo! I'm Nowa!
**[04:18] Wakana**
G-Good morning.
**[04:20] Daia**
G'morn.
**[04:21] Rune**
Mornin'!
**[04:22] Marin**
Mornin'.
**[04:24] Wakana**
*I-I'm surrounded...*
**[04:26] Rune**
Guess we haven't talked
before. Nice to meet ya.
**[04:29] Wakana**
Uh, yes! Pleasure to meet you!
**[04:31] Nowa**
Want a sucker?
**[04:32] Wakana**
Huh? Th-Thank you very much...
**[04:34] Daia**
No, really. What's going on?
**[04:37] Daia**
He's obviously super bothered.
I feel bad for him.
**[04:39] Daia**
Don't be a nuisance.
**[04:43] Marin**
He's not bothered at all!
**[04:48] Wakana**
R-Right!
**[04:50] Nowa**
Hey, Marin. We need to get to the vending
machine. First period's about to start.
**[04:53] Marin**
Crap! You're right.
**[04:55] Marin**
See you later, Gojo-kun!
**[04:58] Wakana**
Sure.
**[05:00] Marin**
Wait, I only have a thousand-yen bill.
**[05:02] Wakana**
* Kitagawa-san's treating me*
* the same way, even at school.*
**[05:09] Girl A**
Wait, is she going out with that guy?
**[05:11] Girl B**
What?
**[05:13] Girl B**
No way. Can you even imagine?
**[05:14] Girl A**
I know, right?
**[05:19] Marin**
Gojo-kun!
**[05:21] Marin**
Hey, hey, listen! After school today—
**[05:24] Wakana**
S-Sorry. I've got something I've gotta do.
**[05:30] Marin**
Gojo-kun!
**[05:31] Marin**
So today—
**[05:35] Nowa**
Maybe he had to pee.
**[05:36] Marin**
Gojo-kun?
**[05:38] Marin**
Gojo-kun?
**[05:40] Marin**
Gojo-kun!
**[05:41] Marin**
Gojo-kun?!
**[05:42] Marin**
Gojo-kun!
**[06:00] Marin**
Gojo-kun!
**[06:03] Marin**
Man, close one! I almost didn't
catch you before you left.
**[06:06] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san...
**[06:08] Marin**
Gojo-kun, will you come
shopping with me, like, right now?
**[06:11] Marin**
I wanted to check out the stuff
we'll need for the outfit.
**[06:20] Wakana**
I'm sorry.
**[06:21] Wakana**
I'm going to have to pass.
**[06:23] Marin**
Huh? Wait, hello?!
**[06:25] Marin**
Gojo-kun?!
**[06:32] Wakana**
* This was in the opposite*
* direction than the station,*
**[06:35] Wakana**
*so I'll just hang out here for a bit.*
**[06:38] Wakana**
*It was nice of her to invite me, but...*
**[06:42] Wakana**
I'm so sorry, Kitagawa-san.
**[06:44] Marin**
If you're just gonna apologize,
don't run off in the first place!
**[06:47] Wakana**
K-Kitagawa-san! What are you doing here?
**[06:49] Marin**
You're right out in the open.
But seriously, Gojo-kun,
**[06:53] Marin**
you've been avoiding me today, haven't you?
**[06:55] Marin**
That really sucks.
**[06:57] Marin**
If you've got a problem with me, out with it.
**[07:00] Wakana**
Well...
**[07:02] Wakana**
P-People are going to think
that we know each other.
**[07:09] Wakana**
So...
**[07:11] Wakana**
It's probably better if you're not with
me when other people are around.
**[07:16] Marin**
Huh? What are you even saying?
**[07:18] Marin**
We're already friends!
**[07:21] Wakana**
Huh?
**[07:25] Wakana**
B-But I even overheard some people
speculating that we might be going out...
**[07:31] Marin**
Seriously? Huh...
**[07:34] Marin**
Then why don't we?
**[07:35] Wakana**
Huh?! B-But, I...
**[07:39] Marin**
JK! C'mon!
**[07:50] Marin**
Let's go, Gojo-kun!
**[07:52] Wakana**
Huh? Wh-Where are we going?
**[07:54] Marin**
I told you! Shopping!
***SIGN*** The World's Hobby Shop
***SIGN*** Yuzawaya
**[08:02] Wakana**
They have a whole cosplay section.
**[08:05] Marin**
Yup! Lots of people cosplay these days.
**[08:08] Marin**
Like on Halloween.
**[08:09] Wakana**
I see...
**[08:11] Wakana**
Oh, Kitagawa-san...
**[08:14] Wakana**
Could you take a look at this?
**[08:16] Marin**
Holy shit.
**[08:17] Wakana**
I drew a multi-view design of Shizuku-tan.
**[08:20] Wakana**
We need quite a few things.
***SIGN*** Fabric
**[08:22] Wakana**
Fabric, lace, ribbons, artificial roses,
***SIGN*** Lace
***SIGN*** Ribbon
***SIGN*** Artificial roses
**[08:25] Wakana**
shoes, a wig, fasteners,
***SIGN*** Shoes
***SIGN*** Wig
***SIGN*** Fasteners
**[08:27] Wakana**
color contacts, garters, stockings,
***SIGN*** Color contacts
***SIGN*** Garters & stockings
**[08:29] Wakana**
and then...
**[08:30] Marin**
Wait, hold up!
**[08:31] Marin**
Holy crap. Did you draw
all of this, Gojo-kun?
**[08:34] Wakana**
Yes.
**[08:35] Marin**
This is insane!
***SIGN*** Make the back and
the apron frilly.
***SIGN*** Shoulder
circumference 34.5cm
***SIGN*** The apron material
should be thick
***SIGN*** Ribbon length
to her butt
***SIGN*** Garter stockings should
have a nice balance
between the mesh
and stockings
***SIGN*** Foot circumference
22.4 cm
Unique shoes
Gothic Lolita?
***SIGN*** Hips 84.8 cm
***SIGN*** Make this a lighter
color than
the apron.
***SIGN*** Ankles
19.2 cm
***SIGN*** Bust 86.8 cm
Make her chest
stand out more?
***SIGN*** The lace should
be black with
roses on it
***SIGN*** Underbust
***SIGN*** Horizontal circumference
of head 53.8 cm
We'll make the wig violet
Shizuku-tan has
an asymmetrical bob,
so we'll buy a longer
wig then cut it.
***SIGN*** Vertical circumference
of head 57.7 cm
Right side has 2 roses
Left side has 1
Lace should also
be rose-patterned
***SIGN*** Upper arm
22.9 cm
Make the
sleeve up top
tighter and then
have it flare out
at the bottom.
***SIGN*** Purple contact
lens
***SIGN*** Waist
58.7
***SIGN*** Add lace
w/ roses here
***SIGN*** Collar above
a black necktie
***SIGN*** Thin eyebrows
and droopy eyes
**[08:37] Wakana**
The skirt is pretty poofy.
**[08:40] Marin**
Yeah.
**[08:41] Wakana**
I think you should wear a petticoat
with a lot of volume underneath.
***SIGN*** Roses should be red
Should we go for a deeper
or more vibrant color?
***SIGN*** Should the ribbon be the same
color as the headdress?
Or should we change
it up a little?
***SIGN*** The lace here should be
white and It should be
1-2 cm or so visible
from the black material.
***SIGN*** Picking the right
material will be key
Pick a material where
the sleeves and
skirt can flare out
***SIGN*** Use a different ribbon
for the bow so it stays
in its shape better?
***SIGN*** Horizontal circumference
of head 53.8 cm
We'll make the wig violet
Shizuku-tan has
an asymmetrical bob,
so we'll buy a longer
wig then cut it.
***SIGN*** Thin eyebrows
and droopy eyes
***SIGN*** Purple
contact lens
***SIGN*** Underbust
68.2 cm
***SIGN*** The lace should
be black with
roses on it
***SIGN*** Black ribbon, cross-laced.
Make it so we can tie it
into a bow at her chest?
***SIGN*** Upper arm
22.9 cm
Make the
sleeve up top
tighter and then
have it flare out
at the bottom.
***SIGN*** Waist
58.7
***SIGN*** Add lace
w/ roses here
***SIGN*** Collar above
a black necktie
***SIGN*** Vertical circumference
of head 57.7 cm
Right side has 2 roses
Left side has 1
Lace should also
be rose-patterned
***SIGN*** Ribbon length
to her butt
***SIGN*** Bust 86.8 cm
Make her chest
stand out more?
***SIGN*** Ankles
19.2 cm
***SIGN*** Make this
a lighter
color than
the apron.
***SIGN*** Hips 84.8 cm
It's important that
the material flares out
**[08:44] Wakana**
We'll have to buy one
that's ready-made, but...
**[08:46] Marin**
Okay! Let's do it!
**[08:48] Wakana**
And the shoe style is also rather unique,
***SIGN*** Underbust
68.2 cm
***SIGN*** Black ribbon, cross-laced.
Make it so we can tie it
into a bow at her chest?
***SIGN*** The lace should be
black with roses on it
***SIGN*** Make this a lighter
color than the apron.
***SIGN*** Ankles
19.2 cm
***SIGN*** Foot width: 9.5 cm
***SIGN*** Make this silver
just like the collar.
***SIGN*** Bust 86.8 cm
Make her chest
stand out more?
**[08:51] Wakana**
so we should probably buy
them at a specialty shop.
**[08:54] Wakana**
This style is called Gothic Lolita, right?
**[08:57] Marin**
I'll look for them!
**[08:58] Marin**
Oh, hey...
**[09:00] Marin**
What about the collar?
**[09:01] Wakana**
I-Is it even possible to make those?
**[09:05] Marin**
I might be able to find them at V-kei shops.
**[09:06] Marin**
I'll keep my eye out for this, too.
**[09:08] Wakana**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[09:12] Marin**
Hey, I think this one will work.
**[09:17] Marin**
What do you think?
**[09:18] Wakana**
Well...
**[09:23] Wakana**
I think this one would work better.
**[09:25] Marin**
Huh? Why? Is there actually a difference?
**[09:28] Wakana**
Slippery Girls Academy is an
academy for upper-class girls,
**[09:31] Wakana**
so that would mean Shizuku-tan's
uniform would probably reflect that.
**[09:35] Wakana**
I figured we should go with fabric that's a bit
thicker and heavier, rather than glossy.
**[09:41] Marin**
Oh, I see!
**[09:42] Wakana**
Oh... But it's literally double
the price of the other material.
**[09:46] Wakana**
Wait, I wasn't planning on shopping today,
**[09:50] Wakana**
so I don't have any cash on me!
**[09:52] Marin**
Ah, don't you worry about that.
**[09:54] SFX**
*Blingy, blingy, blingy, bling baby.*
**[09:55] Marin**
Mama went to the bank.
**[09:58] Marin**
Use as much as you like!
**[10:00] Wakana**
Huh?!
**[10:01] Wakana**
A-As much as I like? But I couldn't!
**[10:04] Marin**
Oh, it's fine!
**[10:05] Marin**
I saved all this for my
cosplay by working, anyway.
**[10:08] Wakana**
But...
**[10:09] Marin**
Look at it this way, all my hard work
will go to waste if you don't use it.
**[10:16] Wakana**
All right.
**[10:22] Marin**
All right. Let's keep this ball rolling!
***SIGN*** Handmade Hobby Shop
Yuzuwaya
**[10:41] Marin**
I think that should about do it.
**[10:44] Marin**
Thanks for carrying all that.
**[10:45] Wakana**
Sure.
**[10:46] Marin**
Okay, let's go to Swallowtail next.
**[10:49] Wakana**
Swallowtail?
**[10:59] Marin**
You're gonna be shocked the
moment you step in here.
**[11:01] Marin**
It's insane.
**[11:03] Wakana**
Sure...
**[11:12] Wakana**
Wow...
**[11:13] Marin**
I know, right? It gets
you hyped up, doesn't it?
**[11:15] Marin**
I love browsing in here.
**[11:19] Wakana**
I can understand why.
**[11:22] Wakana**
It really is amazing.
**[11:24] Wakana**
They have so many variations
for each color...
**[11:30] Wakana**
*They're all... beautiful.*
**[11:33] Marin**
Gojo-kun.
**[11:36] Marin**
I think I found it. Medium black.
**[11:38] Wakana**
Black?
**[11:39] Marin**
Yeah. Shizuku-tan has black
hair, so let's buy this one.
**[11:44] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san, let's do this color.
**[11:46] Marin**
Huh? But that's...
**[11:49] Marin**
Purple.
**[11:50] Wakana**
Yes.
**[11:51] Wakana**
Shizuku-tan's character
color is purple, right?
**[11:55] Wakana**
Her hair might seem black,
**[11:57] Wakana**
but I think if she had a purple tint,
it'd seem more like Shizuku-tan.
**[12:01] Marin**
O-Oh, right.
**[12:03] Wakana**
*Kitagawa-san had no idea about the details...*
**[12:06] Wakana**
So I think we should go
with this black violet...
**[12:09] Wakana**
No, maybe this deep violet.
**[12:13] Wakana**
I also think we should
go for a longer length.
**[12:17] Marin**
Why?
**[12:18] Wakana**
Shizuku-tan has an asymmetrical bob, so
a medium-length wig won't be long enough.
**[12:23] Wakana**
Let's get a long-length wig and trim it.
**[12:25] Marin**
Okay! I'll have someone at my salon cut it!
**[12:27] Wakana**
That's great. If a professional hair
stylist cuts it, it should be fine.
**[12:32] Marin**
I was originally planning on
coming here alone today.
**[12:37] Wakana**
Huh?
**[12:37] Marin**
But I keep picking the wrong
things at these stores.
**[12:43] Marin**
We would've been in a lot of trouble.
**[12:46] Marin**
I'm so glad you came with me, Gojo-kun.
**[12:50] Marin**
Thanks!
**[12:53] Marin**
Okay, I'm gonna go buy this.
**[12:55] Wakana**
Sure.
**[12:58] Wakana**
*I see.*
**[13:00] Wakana**
*So I...*
**[13:03] Wakana**
*was actually useful.*
**[13:08] Marin**
Sorry for the wait! I bought
some color contacts, too!
**[13:12] Wakana**
I'll hold your bag for you.
**[13:13] Marin**
Oh, thanks.
**[13:15] Marin**
Now, all that's left is...
**[13:20] Marin**
Garters and stockings!
**[13:24] Employee**
Take your time!
**[13:26] Wakana**
K-Kitagawa-san, how much longer
do you think you'll be?
**[13:30] Marin**
Hm? Not much longer.
**[13:33] Wakana**
Sh-Should I even be here right now?
**[13:36] Wakana**
D-Do I have permission?!
**[13:39] Marin**
Like you need any.
**[13:41] Wakana**
Yes, but... It might bother the other
customers if there's a guy around!
**[13:45] Marin**
Couples come here together
all the time. You're fine.
**[13:48] Wakana**
Huh?
**[13:52] Wakana**
*I feel so awkward right now...*
**[13:55] Wakana**
*Kitagawa-san, please hurry.*
**[13:57] Marin**
Damn, Gojo-kun!
**[13:59] Marin**
Well?
**[14:01] Marin**
Lookin' good, don't you think?
**[14:04] Wakana**
I-I-I can see down there! Please cover up!
**[14:07] Marin**
Actually...
**[14:08] Marin**
I figured I needed to thank you
for today... or something.
**[14:12] Marin**
Would you prefer something a bit sexier?
**[14:16] Wakana**
P-Please stop teasing me!
**[14:18] Marin**
Jeez, you're loud.
**[14:20] Marin and Wakana**
Thank you very much!
***SIGN*** Tamashi
***SIGN*** New: Chilled Soba
***SIGN*** Limited Time Only
**[14:21] Soba shop employee**
Thanks, come again!
**[14:23] Marin**
That was super good.
**[14:25] Wakana**
Yes, it really was.
**[14:27] Female customer**
*A high school couple, eh? Must be nice.*
**[14:27] Wakana**
Thank you so much, Kitagawa-san.
**[14:29] Marin**
It's totes fine! I wanted to treat you!
**[14:30] Female customer**
*Ah, to be young...*
**[14:32] Female customer**
*Meanwhile, I'm still stuck working.*
**[14:36] Marin**
Oh, Gojo-kun. How far did
you get in "Slippery Girls"?
**[14:39] Wakana**
I haven't gotten very far at all.
**[14:41] Marin**
What part are you on?
**[14:42] Wakana**
The part where he's up in
front of the whole school
**[14:45] Wakana**
at the morning assembly and
couldn't stop ejaculating...
**[14:47] Female customer**
*What the actual hell?*
**[14:47] Wakana**
I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.
**[14:49] Marin**
I panicked, too! He just wouldn't stop!
**[14:52] Female customer**
*Why the hell are you* grinning *about it?!
**[14:54] Marin**
Like what's even up with his body?
**[14:56] Female customer**
* Damn, high schoolers*
* these days are terrifying.*
**[15:00] Wakana**
I'll go ahead and take all
this back to my place.
**[15:03] Marin**
Thanks!
**[15:05] Wakana**
I'll get the pattern drawn up, too.
**[15:07] Marin**
Seriously? Hell, yeah!
**[15:10] Marin**
I wonder where I should wear
the cosplay once it's done.
**[15:12] Wakana**
Are there designated areas?
**[15:15] Marin**
Yup!
**[15:16] Marin**
There are events where cosplay
groups get their photos taken...
**[15:19] Marin**
Huge photoshoots where people rent
out amusement parks and stuff...
**[15:22] Marin**
Some people rent out photo studios,
or even cosplay at home.
**[15:26] Marin**
Oh, I think I wanna take some
purikura in cosplay, too.
**[15:31] Marin**
Basically, everyone can
enjoy it however they want.
**[15:33] Wakana**
I see.
**[15:34] Marin**
Also... you can upload your
photos to social media.
**[15:38] Wakana**
What?! You upload those to the internet?
**[15:40] Marin**
Well, yeah. Lookie.
**[15:43] Wakana**
Wow, that looks amazing!
**[15:45] Marin**
I wonder if she got that done at a studio.
**[15:47] Wakana**
It's so detailed...
**[15:49] Wakana**
Do you think she made her props, too?
**[15:51] Marin**
She probably bought them.
**[15:53] Marin**
Oh, this person! Juju-san!
Isn't she super cute?
**[15:56] Marin**
I love her *so* much!
**[16:00] Marin**
She does a lot of little girl anime
characters, like magical girls.
**[16:03] Marin**
She's super gorgeous,
**[16:04] Marin**
and the quality of her cosplay
and photos is off the charts!
***SIGN*** Juju +Follow
Cosplayer
Magical girls / Little girl anime
0 Following 51,928 Followers
**[16:07] Marin**
She's got a ton of followers!
**[16:08] Marin**
But apparently she doesn't go to events,
**[16:11] Marin**
so she's like this mystery, but
I'm pretty sure she's a total pro.
**[16:14] Wakana**
She looks very young.
**[16:17] Wakana**
How old do you think she is?
**[16:19] Marin**
Hm... Maybe in middle school?
**[16:21] Marin**
She might even be in grade school.
**[16:23] Wakana**
Huh?
**[16:24] Marin**
Oh, this shot!
**[16:25] Marin**
She's cosplaying pre-transformation
Shion Nikaido-tan from *Flower Princess Blaze!!*
**[16:29] Marin**
I love this so much! She's so
cute I could literally die!
**[16:33] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san,
**[16:34] Wakana**
you seem very fond of black hair.
**[16:37] Marin**
Look who's talking.
**[16:39] Wakana**
Er, well, I...
**[16:42] Wakana**
Yes.
**[16:44] Marin**
Wow, this person's awesome,
too! They're so pretty!
**[16:49] Marin**
Oh, they're gorgeous, too!
**[16:51] Marin**
I swear, a lot of girls who cosplay
guys are effing gorgeous.
**[16:54] Marin**
Oh, damn. This one's stunning, too.
**[16:58] Marin**
You haven't said a word. You don't
think they're pretty, Gojo-kun?
**[17:02] Wakana**
Huh? No, that's not it.
**[17:05] Marin**
So, what's up?
**[17:06] Wakana**
Well...
**[17:09] Wakana**
I'm sorry if this is kind of annoying.
***SIGN*** Gojo Dolls
**[17:17] Wakana**
I'm an only child,
**[17:20] Wakana**
so the first time I ever saw a
hina doll was at my Gramps's place.
**[17:38] Wakana**
I couldn't take my eyes off of her.
**[17:42] Wakana**
I couldn't believe something so
beautiful could exist in this world
**[17:46] Wakana**
and was just so moved.
**[17:55] Wakana**
It felt like she had taken hold of my heart.
**[18:00] Wakana**
And then, I realized the word
"beautiful" existed for things like that.
**[18:10] Wakana**
Ever since then, the word "beautiful"
**[18:14] Wakana**
became associated with
very special things to me.
**[18:17] Wakana**
So I just can't say "pretty" or "beautiful"
unless I absolutely feel it from the heart.
**[18:22] Marin**
Huh...
**[18:24] Marin**
But I mean, hina dolls are painted
to look super gorgeous, right?
**[18:28] Marin**
Gojo-kun, you're totally a face guy.
**[18:30] Wakana**
I didn't mean it like that...
**[18:33] Wakana**
I'm sorry.
**[18:35] Wakana**
I have a hard time expressing it...
**[18:37] Wakana**
It's not like I'm denying
that those people look nice...
**[18:41] Marin**
If that's what you decided,
I think that's totally fine.
**[18:49] Marin**
It's important to have things
you refuse to compromise on.
**[18:51] Marin**
I have things I'm picky about, too.
**[18:54] Wakana**
Like boob bags?
**[18:56] Marin**
Yup!
***SIGN*** Authentic Miyazaki-style
Meat-wrapped Onigiri
**[18:59] Marin**
Oh, snap! Hold up!
**[19:00] Marin**
How could I possibly pass those up?!
**[19:03] Marin**
It looks so good!
**[19:05] Marin**
Are you sure you didn't want one, Gojo?
**[19:07] Marin**
I would've totally treated you again.
**[19:09] Wakana**
Yes, I'm fine. Thanks.
**[19:10] Marin**
Well, I'm digging in, then.
**[19:14] Marin**
Yum!
**[19:17] Wakana**
* How does she have room*
* after we just had ramen?*
**[19:20] Marin**
I did splurge a bit today, though.
Guess I'll just have to work more.
**[19:25] Wakana**
Wait, I'll pay you back for the ramen!
**[19:27] Marin**
What? I told you that was on me.
**[19:29] Marin**
I basically dragged you around all day.
**[19:31] Wakana**
But—
**[19:38] Marin**
Really, it's totally fine.
**[19:43] Marin**
I was just...
**[19:45] Marin**
really happy.
**[19:48] Marin**
It's not often that someone actually
plays a game I recommend.
**[19:53] Marin**
Most people would just end
the convo with, "Yeah, seems fun."
**[19:58] Marin**
To be honest, I didn't think you'd
actually play "Slippery Girls."
**[20:03] Marin**
Sorry.
**[20:05] Marin**
Not to mention, you drew her outfit
down to the very last detail.
**[20:10] Marin**
You're way more in the know than I am.
**[20:14] Marin**
So... well, you know.
**[20:21] Marin**
I just wanted to thank you.
**[20:25] Marin**
So thank you, Gojo-kun.
**[20:33] Marin**
Not to mention, the only way I can
really help is to empty out my wallet.
**[20:39] Wakana**
Th-That's not...
**[20:41] Marin**
Seriously, this meat roll is super tasty.
**[20:43] Marin**
Here, have a bite, Gojo-kun.
**[20:47] Marin**
Here. Come on.
**[20:50] Wakana**
*A-An indirect kiss!*
**[20:51] Wakana**
No, really! I'm super full!
**[20:53] Wakana**
You've treated me more than enough!
**[20:55] Marin**
Okay...
**[20:57] Wakana**
I'm sorry...
**[20:58] Marin**
It's so tasty, though.
**[21:07] Marin**
Did you just think,
"Man, she totally pigs out"?
**[21:14] Wakana**
No, I didn't...
**[21:15] Marin**
Your face!
**[21:16] Marin**
You totally did! I'm not
gonna get fat from just this!
**[21:19] Marin**
My size won't change,
so it's fine! *Totally* fine!
**[21:22] Wakana**
I didn't think that! Really! I didn't!
**[21:24] Marin**
Also, I can't get full
unless I eat rice! Got it?!
**[21:28] Wakana**
Yes! Loud and clear!
**[21:30] Marin**
Whatever. I'm going to be
careful until the event.
**[21:33] Marin**
I promise I'll still be
able to wear the cosplay.
**[21:35] Wakana**
Oh, right. When is this event?
**[21:39] Marin**
Hm? Let's see...
**[21:42] Marin**
Oh, found it. There's one
in exactly two weeks.
**[21:45] Marin**
Oh, crap!
**[21:47] Marin**
Sorry! I'm gonna miss my
train, so I'm gonna go!
**[21:50] Marin**
Thanks for everything today!
**[21:51] Marin**
See you later, Gojo-kun!
**[21:57] Wakana**
I-I-I-It's...
**[22:02] Wakana**
It's in two weeks?!
***SIGN*** Episode 4
***SIGN*** Does This Belong to Your Girlfriend?
**[23:35] Wakana**
*Next time...*
# E4 - Are These Your Girlfriend's?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3472V/are-these-your-girlfriends)
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***SIGN*** The train will stop beyond this point
**[00:03] (Flashback) Marin**
Oh, found it. There's one
in exactly two weeks.
**[00:07] Wakana**
*Two weeks...*
**[00:09] Wakana**
* I have to somehow finish the*
* whole thing in two weeks?*
***SIGN*** A railway special warning is in effect!
***SIGN*** 5/1 (Tues) ~ 5/31 (Thurs)
***SIGN*** Bringing dangerous objects to the station and train is prohibited. For the safety of our passengers, we may ask to see inside of your belongings. Thank you for understanding.
***SIGN*** Security is patrolling the area
***SIGN*** If you find anyone or
anything suspicious...
Please report it to
a crewmember!
***SIGN*** If you find anything suspicious
***SIGN*** Don't touch! Don't smell! Don't move!
***SIGN*** There's a groper!!!
***SIGN*** You will not escape! Molestation is a crime!
***SIGN*** If you encounter a groper at the station or train, please contact a train attendant, conductor, security guard, or a police officer.
**[00:16] Wakana**
* It takes me a long time to*
* make clothes for hina dolls.*
**[00:20] Wakana**
* Meaning an outfit for a person would*
* take twice—no, it'd take even longer!*
***SIGN*** Handmade Hobby Shop
Yuzawaya
**[00:25] Wakana**
*This is the first time I'm making one,*
**[00:28] Wakana**
* so I don't even know if making it*
* in two weeks is actually possible.*
**[00:32] Wakana**
*If... If I don't make it in time...*
**[00:38] Wakana**
* I'll end up disappointing Kitagawa-san,*
* when she's really looking forward to this.*
**[00:43] Wakana**
* Anyway, as soon as I get home, I'll make*
* the patterns, then start cutting...*
**[00:47] Wakana**
*How long does the cutting take?*
**[00:50] Wakana**
* I'm not dealing with parts that I can just*
* cut in straight lines, like a kimono.*
**[00:54] Wakana**
*Will I even be done in two or three days?*
**[00:57] Wakana**
*It's no use. There's not enough time.*
**[01:00] Wakana**
*I feel like I'm losing my mind...*
**[01:02] Narrator**
* "Slippery Girls" had*
* started to violate Wakana.*
***SIGN*** Episode 4
***SIGN*** Are These Your Girlfriend's?
**[02:40] Wakana**
I'm home.
**[02:42] Gramps**
Hey, welcome back.
**[02:44] Gramps**
You're home pretty late today.
**[02:47] Wakana**
Oh, sorry. I forgot to call you.
***SIGN*** Handmade Hobby Shop
Yuzawaya
**[02:51] Wakana**
I was out shopping with a friend.
**[02:54] Gramps**
With a friend? I see, I see!
**[02:57] Gramps**
So, what did you buy?
**[02:59] Gramps**
A CD? Maybe some books?
**[03:02] Gramps**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Lovely Legs Stockings
**[03:11] Wakana**
Huh? Gramps?!
**[03:20] Miori**
Wacchan!
**[03:22] Wakana**
Miori-neechan... Sorry to call you over here.
**[03:26] Miori**
It's fine. How's Grandpa?
**[03:28] Wakana**
They're putting a compress on him right now.
**[03:30] Miori**
I see.
**[03:31] Wakana**
Thankfully, he didn't hit a really bad spot.
**[03:34] Doctor**
We'll get you some painkillers.
**[03:37] Nurse**
Please take care.
**[03:39] Gramps**
Sorry for the trouble. Thanks for everything.
**[03:43] Wakana**
Gramps!
**[03:44] Gramps**
Hey.
**[03:45] Miori**
For crying out loud, Grandpa!
**[03:47] Gramps**
Hey, Miori. What're you doing here?
**[03:49] Wakana**
Take your time.
**[03:51] Miori**
Don't give me that!
**[03:53] Miori**
I was really worried!
***SIGN*** Nurses' Station
**[03:57] Miori**
You need to stay in bed
for two weeks, don't you?
**[03:59] Miori**
Dad wanted you to stay at our
place until you get better.
**[04:03] Miori**
That's why I came to get you.
**[04:05] Wakana**
Why not take them up on that?
Uncle's house is closer to the hospital, too.
**[04:09] Miori**
Plus, we have a car.
**[04:12] Gramps**
I see. I hope I'm not gonna be a burden.
**[04:15] Miori**
Wacchan, you should spend
the night at our place, too.
**[04:17] Miori**
We'll put out a futon for you.
**[04:19] Wakana**
Okay.
**[04:21] Wakana**
I'll bring by some spare clothes tomorrow.
**[04:23] Gramps**
Thanks, and sorry about this. Also...
**[04:27] Gramps**
Bring me my brushes.
**[04:30] Wakana**
Huh?
**[04:33] Wakana**
Okay.
**[04:35] Miori**
Maybe we should take you
to an acupuncturist, too.
**[04:37] Gramps**
Yeah... Ow...
**[04:40] Miori**
Are you okay?
**[04:41] Gramps**
All this shaking's got me shook up.
**[04:45] Miori**
Oh, come on.
**[04:47] Marin**
I see. So that's why you
weren't at school yesterday.
**[04:52] Wakana**
Yes.
**[04:53] Wakana**
I'll be stopping by my cousin's place
again today to see how he's doing.
**[04:57] Marin**
You must be really worried.
**[04:59] Marin**
I hope your grandpa feels better soon.
**[05:03] Wakana**
Yes...
**[05:08] Marin**
Gojo-kun, let me know if there's
anything I can help you with.
**[05:11] Marin**
Believe it or not, I can cook and stuff.
**[05:15] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san...
**[05:17] Wakana**
Thank you very much.
**[05:19] Wakana**
I'll be fine, though.
**[05:20] Marin**
I-I see.
**[05:23] Marin**
Oh, hey. Let's exchange contact info.
**[05:25] Marin**
It'd be best if we can reach each
other if something happens.
**[05:28] Marin**
Right?
**[05:33] Wakana**
Sure.
**[05:40] Wakana**
* I wasn't able to work on the outfit*
* yesterday or the day before.*
**[05:44] Wakana**
*I need to today, even just a little.*
**[05:46] Marin**
Oh, yeah! The wig's been cut,
so I brought it to give to you.
**[05:53] Marin**
Gojo-kun?
**[05:54] Wakana**
Oh, sorry.
**[05:57] Marin**
Man, midterms are next week.
**[06:01] Marin**
Talk about exhausting.
**[06:03] Marin**
Not to mention, I'm the type that
just crams the night before.
**[06:04] Wakana**
*I-I totally forgot...*
**[06:06] Wakana**
*That's right... We have tests!*
**[06:06] Marin**
Are you the type that
always studies, Gojo-kun?
***SIGN*** Midterm Testing Schedule
***SIGN*** Date Period Time 1st Year 2nd Year 3rd Year
***SIGN*** Day 1 5/22 Day 2 5/23 Day 3 5/24 Day 4 5/25
***SIGN*** 9:00~9:50 Arithmetic | Modern Lit B | Classics B
10:05~10:55 Basic Biology | Chemistry | Advanced Math
11:10~12:00 Health | English Expressions II | Biology
9:00~9:50 Basic Chemistry | Biology | Chemistry
10:05~10:55 Society & Information | English Comm. II | Japanese History B
11:10~12:00 Comprehensive Japanese | Arithmetic B | Politics & Economics
9:00~9:50 Arithmetic A | World History B | Geography B
10:05~10:55 Modern Social Studies | Japanese History B | Reading
11:10~12:00 English Expressions I | Classics B | Writing
9:00~9:50 World History A | Arithmetic II | World History B
10:05~10:55 English Comm. I | Geography B | Modern Lit B
11:10~12:00 Basic Home Ec | Society & Information | English Comm. II
**[06:09] Wakana**
*Between visiting Gramps and studying for tests...*
**[06:12] Wakana**
*I have to find time for making her outfit.*
**[06:18] Marin**
Gojo-kun?
**[06:20] Marin**
You okay?
**[06:21] Wakana**
Er, yes!
**[06:23] Wakana**
Sorry.
**[06:27] Wakana**
*I think... I might be in trouble.*
**[06:35] Wakana**
Hello, you've reached Gojo Dolls.
**[06:38] Wakana**
A tour of our workshop?
**[06:40] Customer**
*Yes, I heard you offer tours...*
**[06:43] Wakana**
Er, yes. We do.
**[06:45] Customer**
*Oh, thank goodness!*
**[06:46] Customer**
* My friend is very interested in hina dolls*
* and mentioned that he wanted to see them.*
**[06:51] Wakana**
When would you like to come by?
**[06:53] Customer**
*Um...*
**[06:55] Customer**
*Is there any way we could do it tomorrow?*
**[06:59] Wakana**
Tomorrow?!
**[07:01] Wakana**
Oh, I'm terribly sorry. We're actually
closed from tomorrow to Saturday.
**[07:06] Wakana**
If it's any time after that...
**[07:07] Customer**
*Oh, I see.*
**[07:10] Customer**
* My friend is actually visiting from France*
* and is going home the day after tomorrow.*
**[07:15] Customer**
*So tomorrow was the only day.*
**[07:19] Customer**
*Sorry to bother you. Thank you for your time—*
**[07:21] Wakana**
Um! Actually, tomorrow will be fine!
**[07:24] Customer**
*Huh?*
**[07:25] Wakana**
If you're all right with me doing it,
I can give you a tour after 4:30 PM.
**[07:30] Customer**
*Are you sure?! Thank you so much!*
**[07:33] Wakana**
Yes. Okay.
**[07:36] Wakana**
I'll see you tomorrow.
**[07:47] Wakana**
What should I do?
**[07:49] Wakana**
What should I do? What should
I do? What should I do?
**[07:53] Wakana**
What should I do?!
**[08:02] Wakana**
What should I do?
***SIGN*** World History A English Communication Basic Home Economics
**[08:47] Hana-chan-sensei**
All right, pencils down.
**[08:49] Students**
Hell, yeah!
**[08:53] Marin**
We're done!
**[08:58] Wakana**
I'll go ahead and finish the apron
and headdress first...
**[09:02] Nowa**
Marin! How'd it go?
**[09:04] Marin**
Huh? Hm... Not bad?
**[09:13] Nowa**
What's up?
***SIGN*** Wakana Gojo
***SIGN*** Free from work
***SIGN*** I'm thinking about heading to your place now
***SIGN*** All done
***SIGN*** Did you have dinner yet??
**[09:15] Marin**
Hm...
**[09:17] Marin**
I thought he'd be at his place at night...
**[09:20] Marin**
but it doesn't look like it.
**[09:22] Marin**
Maybe since our tests are over, he might
be with his Gramps and finally relaxing.
**[09:30] Marin**
I wonder... if Gojo-kun is okay.
***SIGN*** Stamina Beef Bowl
**[09:35] Marin**
I guess I'll eat this all by my lonesome.
**[09:54] Wakana**
*My head hurts.*
**[09:56] Wakana**
*I feel sick, like I'm gonna throw up.*
**[10:00] Wakana**
*I can't focus on anything.*
**[10:03] Wakana**
* I haven't been able to sleep*
* properly for a while now.*
**[10:10] Wakana**
*The outfit... isn't done at all.*
**[10:14] Wakana**
*Kitagawa-san was so excited for it, too...*
**[10:19] Wakana**
*She'll probably be really sad.*
**[10:25] Gramps**
*Bring me my brushes.*
**[10:30] (Flashback) Wakana**
Why are you bringing brushes on your trip?
**[10:32] (Flashback) Gramps**
Hm?
**[10:33] (Flashback) Gramps**
If I don't keep these hands moving
every day, I'm gonna get rusty.
**[10:38] (Flashback) Gramps**
If I skip even a day, it takes another
three days to get the hang of it again.
**[10:45] Wakana**
*I can't even use them properly yet...*
**[10:48] Wakana**
* How long has it been*
* since I've touched them?*
**[10:51] Wakana**
*Maybe I'm just not cut out for it.*
**[10:55] Wakana**
* Loving something doesn't mean*
* you're any good at it.*
**[10:59] Wakana**
* There's no guarantee that all*
* your hard work will pay off.*
**[11:04] Wakana**
* What am I going to do if*
* I can't become a kashirashi?*
**[11:09] Wakana**
* And I'm not going to have*
* the outfit done on time.*
**[11:14] Wakana**
*Why can't I do this properly?*
**[11:19] Wakana**
*Why am I such a failure?*
**[11:23] Wakana**
*I... I just... totally half-ass everything.*
***SIGN*** Handmade Hobby Shop
Yuzawaya
**[11:50] (Flashback) Wakana**
Gramps.
**[11:51] (Flashback) Gramps**
Hm?
**[11:53] (Flashback) Wakana**
Isn't it really hard making
hina dolls every day?
**[11:58] (Flashback) Wakana**
Don't you get sick of doing it?
**[12:02] (Flashback) Gramps**
Well, you're right, it's really hard.
**[12:04] (Flashback) Gramps**
Loving something doesn't
mean have a knack for it.
**[12:08] (Flashback) Gramps**
Then again...
**[12:10] (Flashback) Gramps**
It's also *because* you love something that
you can tough it out when things get rough.
**[12:16] (Flashback) Gramps**
Whenever I see our customers smile,
I'm always grateful that I decided to do this.
**[12:22] (Flashback) Gramps**
Look.
**[12:29] (Flashback) Gramps**
It's because you want to make someone happy
that you can keep going, even when it's hard.
**[12:43] Marin**
*Gojo-kun...*
**[12:45] (Flashback) Marin**
Thanks.
**[12:47] (Flashback) Marin**
I think that's fine.
**[12:49] (Flashback) Marin**
It's important to have things
you refuse to compromise on.
**[12:52] (Flashback) Marin**
Hell, yeah! I wonder where I should wear
the cosplay once it's done.
**[12:56] (Flashback) Marin**
I'm so glad you came with me, Gojo-kun.
**[13:00] Marin**
*Thanks!*
**[13:25] Wakana**
Scissors... My scissors...
**[13:28] Wakana**
Where'd I put them again?
***SIGN*** 5/26 Saturday
***SIGN*** Wakana Gojo
It's finished.
***SIGN*** Wakana Gojo
I'm going to sleep.
**[14:15] Marin**
No way...
**[14:19] Wakana**
It was extremely close,
but I made it in time.
**[14:22] Wakana**
Now you can go to your event.
**[14:25] Marin**
Gojo-kun, wait...
**[14:29] Marin**
You actually thought I was going
to cosplay at today's event?
**[14:32] Wakana**
Huh?! Y-You're not?!
**[14:37] Marin**
I...
**[14:38] Marin**
had absolutely no idea how long
it takes to make clothes...
**[14:42] Marin**
And there are actually quite a few
cosplay events if you search for them.
**[14:46] Marin**
I was gonna just wait until
you were finished...
**[14:54] Marin**
I'm so sorry!
**[14:55] Marin**
You totally got the wrong idea
because I wasn't clear...
**[15:01] Wakana**
Oh...
**[15:03] Wakana**
Thank goodness!
**[15:05] Marin**
Huh?
**[15:06] Wakana**
I was so anxious about not finishing
that I didn't know what to do.
**[15:11] Wakana**
So there's still time.
**[15:14] Wakana**
Thank goodness... Truly.
**[15:24] Wakana**
K-K-Kitagawa-san?!
**[15:26] Marin**
I...
**[15:28] Marin**
Every time you went home right after
school to study during our tests,
**[15:34] Marin**
I thought you were just
visiting your grandpa...
**[15:40] Marin**
You've been going through so much...
**[15:42] Marin**
I had no idea you already finished...
**[15:46] Marin**
I'm sorry... I just...
**[15:49] Marin**
I had no idea...
**[15:53] Marin**
Gojo-kun, I'm sorry...
**[15:58] Marin**
I'm so sorry!
**[16:08] Wakana**
I-I'm also sorry for carrying on
this project without telling you.
**[16:13] Wakana**
We even exchanged numbers...
I should've discussed this with you.
**[16:18] Marin**
No, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry! Really!
**[16:22] Wakana**
Um... I... Er...
**[16:31] Wakana**
Why don't you try it on?
Now's the perfect time.
**[16:34] Marin**
Huh?
**[16:36] Wakana**
I'll have you wear it so I can see if
there are any parts that need taking in.
**[16:41] Wakana**
I know! I'd love to see if
everything looks together,
**[16:45] Wakana**
so let's have you put on
your wig and do your makeup.
**[16:47] Marin**
But, Gojo-kun... You're exhausted.
**[16:52] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san.
**[16:55] Wakana**
You want to become Shizuku-tan, right?
**[16:58] Marin**
Yeah, 'course I do...
**[17:00] Wakana**
Then you should put it on.
**[17:03] Wakana**
I'm happy that it's done,
**[17:06] Wakana**
so as long as you're happy with it,
that's all I can really ask for.
**[17:10] Wakana**
Er... Are you unhappy?
**[17:17] Marin**
Of course I'm happy!
**[17:21] Marin**
I'm so happy... Thank you.
Thank you so much, Gojo-kun.
**[17:25] Wakana**
Sure.
**[17:26] Marin**
Thank you... I'll wear the hell out of it.
**[17:31] Marin**
Really, thank you so much, Gojo-kun.
**[17:35] Wakana**
Sure.
**[17:39] Wakana**
Did it stop?
**[17:42] Marin**
I think I'm okay now.
**[17:52] Wakana**
It's finished.
**[17:55] Wakana**
Were you able to get your makeup off?
**[17:57] Marin**
Yup.
**[17:58] Wakana**
In that case...
**[17:59] Wakana**
We'll draw your brows down for droopy eyes.
**[18:01] Wakana**
The eyeshadow should be red.
**[18:03] Wakana**
Your blush should be right underneath,
**[18:04] Wakana**
and to make your eyes stand out more,
your lips should be a neutral color.
**[18:09] Wakana**
That said, we're going to have to
make everything pretty thick
**[18:12] Wakana**
so that it stands up to the outfit.
**[18:13] Marin**
So like sick girl makeup.
**[18:15] Wakana**
Sick?
***SIGN*** First, you stretch out the eye tape
**[18:16] Female youtuber**
*First, you stretch out the eye tape...*
**[18:19] Female youtuber**
*Then, place the tape where
you want your double eyelid.*
**[18:19] Wakana**
I see.
**[18:21] Wakana**
So you can even change
the shape of your eyelids.
**[18:24] Marin**
I have some eye tape.
**[18:26] Wakana**
Really?
**[18:27] Marin**
I bought it because I really wanted
double-eyelids, but ended up never using it.
**[18:30] Wakana**
Oh, false lashes are a great idea, too!
***SIGN*** Even with almond-shaped eyes
**[18:33] Wakana**
The winged ones that are
longer on the outer corners
***SIGN*** Eyelashes that are longer on the corner of your eye
**[18:35] Wakana**
can also make your eyes look a bit droopy.
***SIGN*** Put them on slightly droopy
**[18:37] Wakana**
Then you can really look like Shizuku-tan!
***SIGN*** Droopy eyes!!
**[18:40] Marin**
I don't have any false eyelashes, though.
**[18:42] Marin**
I tried using them once, and I just couldn't.
**[18:45] Wakana**
Don't worry. I have some.
**[18:47] Marin**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Gorgeous Winged Lashes
***SIGN*** Luxurious False Eyelashes
***SIGN*** Elegant & Beautiful Chic Eyelashes
***SIGN*** Girly Flair
***SIGN*** Soft Winged Lashes (Chic)
**[18:48] Wakana**
There are a few styles here.
**[18:50] Wakana**
Perfect. There are some winged ones, too.
**[18:54] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san?
**[18:56] Marin**
Are these your girlfriend's?
**[18:57] Wakana**
No! Some hina dolls
have eyelashes nowadays,
**[19:02] Wakana**
so I bought these to try them out.
**[19:04] Wakana**
Like her.
**[19:05] Marin**
Oh, whoa!
**[19:06] Marin**
She's so cute! Hina dolls look like this now?
**[19:09] Marin**
I would've been psyched if someone
had bought me one like this.
**[19:11] Marin**
And her kimono's got roses on it.
**[19:13] Wakana**
Some even have pink or
orange lipstick nowadays.
**[19:17] Wakana**
Some wear blush...
**[19:19] Wakana**
Some of them even have brown
highlights in their black hair
**[19:22] Wakana**
and there are blonde ones, too.
**[19:23] Marin**
Wow, she's adorbs. And I bet she's a gyaru.
**[19:27] Wakana**
I still can't tell myself, but
apparently people like my grandpa
**[19:31] Wakana**
can tell who drew the faces just
by looking at their eyebrows.
**[19:34] Marin**
Whoa!
**[19:36] Wakana**
But if you saw hina dolls like this,
you can instantly tell who made them.
**[19:43] Wakana**
I hope...
**[19:45] Wakana**
I hope that I'll be able to make
hina dolls like this someday, too.
**[19:53] Wakana**
I-I'm sorry! That's not important right now!
**[19:56] Marin**
You will be.
**[20:02] Marin**
If anyone can do it, it's you, Gojo-kun.
**[20:05] Marin**
I just know it.
**[20:08] Wakana**
Thank you very much.
**[20:18] Marin**
I guess that's how you look
when you actually smile, huh?
**[20:21] Wakana**
Huh?!
**[20:22] Marin**
I think that's the first time
I've seen you smile like that.
**[20:25] Wakana**
Wh-Wha... Huh?
**[20:27] Wakana**
R-R-Really?
**[20:30] Marin**
Yup.
**[20:31] Wakana**
Huh...
**[20:33] Wakana**
Er, what do you want to
do for your eyebrows?
**[20:36] Wakana**
Shizuku-tan's eyebrows aren't shaped like yours,
so we'd have to get rid of them...
**[20:41] Marin**
Hm...
**[20:46] Marin**
Well, they'll grow back,
so I'll just shave 'em off.
**[20:48] Wakana**
*No hesitation!*
**[21:14] Marin**
Um, Gojo-kun?
**[21:17] Marin**
I put it on.
**[21:38] Marin**
Gojo-kun...
**[21:42] Marin**
Do I... actually look like Shizuku-tan?
**[21:47] Wakana**
Yes! You're the perfect
Shizuku-tan, Kitagawa-san!
**[21:52] Marin**
Right? I know, right? Right?!
**[21:55] Marin**
Gojo-kun, you're awesome!
I'm totally Shizuku-tan right now!
**[21:58] Wakana**
Yes!
**[21:59] Wakana**
You're totally Shizuku-tan right now!
***SIGN*** Episode 5
***SIGN*** Probably Because It's the Best Boob Bag Here
**[23:35] Marin**
*Next time!*
# E5 - It's Probably Because This Is the Best Boob Bag Here
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX4JMM/its-probably-because-this-is-the-best-boob-bag-here)
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**[00:12] Marin**
Gojo-kun...
**[00:15] Marin**
Do I... actually look like Shizuku-tan?
**[00:21] Wakana**
Yes! You're the perfect
Shizuku-tan, Kitagawa-san!
**[00:26] Marin**
Right? I know, right? Right?!
**[00:28] Marin**
Gojo-kun, you're awesome!
I'm totally Shizuku-tan right now!
**[00:32] Wakana**
Yes!
**[00:32] Wakana**
You're totally Shizuku-tan right now!
**[00:36] Wakana**
Oh, but how's it fit?
**[00:38] Wakana**
Is it too tight anywhere?
**[00:39] Marin**
It fits perfectly! But it might
be a little hard to move around.
**[00:43] Marin**
I can't raise my arm much,
but that's totally fine!
**[00:47] Wakana**
Oh, right...
**[00:48] Wakana**
When I'm making clothes for people,
**[00:50] Wakana**
I have to consider both
comfort and mobility.
**[00:53] Marin**
But, more importantly!
**[00:57] Marin**
I still can't believe you got
this boob bag down perfectly!
**[01:00] Marin**
I had no idea it could
be made this perfect!
**[01:02] Marin**
I can't believe it! It's perfect!
**[01:04] Marin**
The skirt is, like, the perfect
length. You totally get it.
**[01:08] Marin**
The little peek at Shizuku-tan's garters
from underneath her tulle is adorable,
**[01:12] Marin**
and you even got that down!
**[01:13] Marin**
Gojo-kun, you're a god!
**[01:15] Wakana**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[01:17] Wakana**
I'm flattered, but I still
have a long ways to go.
**[01:22] Marin**
I'm actually Shizuku-tan right now.
I seriously couldn't be happier.
**[01:26] Marin**
I can't right now. Like, seriously.
**[01:30] Marin**
Wait, what?! I can't! This is so perfect
that I seriously can't right now!
**[01:34] Marin**
I just?! What?! For real?!
**[01:36] Marin**
I'm getting so excited! I'm going to lose it!
**[01:39] Wakana**
K-Kitagawa-san, calm down.
**[01:41] Marin**
Oh, yeah! Photos!
**[01:43] Marin**
I want to take some pics! Take them for me!
**[01:47] Wakana**
Um, let's see...
**[01:50] Wakana**
Okay, here we go.
**[01:52] Marin**
Did you get it?
**[01:53] Marin**
Let me see! How fierce do I look?
**[01:55] Marin**
Oh, excellent.
**[01:58] Wakana**
But, you know...
**[02:01] Wakana**
This just looks like you, Kitagawa-san.
**[02:02] Marin**
What's wrong with that? It's sorta hilarious.
***SIGN*** Saint♥Slippery's Academy for Girls—
The Young Ladies of the Humiliation Club:
Debauched Miracle Life 2
**[02:07] Wakana**
Well, since you're cosplaying, maybe you
should pose more like Shizuku-tan would.
**[02:12] Wakana**
And this room isn't a great backdrop for
making it seem like you're from that world.
**[02:20] Marin**
Gojo-kun, how about over here?
**[02:23] Marin**
The background will look white over here.
**[02:30] Wakana**
Okay, make sure you act
like Shizuku-tan this time.
**[02:32] Marin**
Gotcha!
**[02:39] Marin**
Wait, my bad!
**[02:43] Marin**
God, I'm ugly!
**[02:44] Marin**
Nope, I can't! How could
I not smile right now?!
**[02:46] Marin**
This smile's not going anywhere.
I'm so happy right now I could die!
**[02:51] Marin**
Wait, no. I promise I'll be mega serious.
**[02:53] Marin**
I'll do it right, so take it one more time.
**[02:55] Wakana**
O-Okay.
**[03:00] Marin**
Okay.
**[03:03] Marin**
Ready, and...
**[03:08] Marin**
How was that one? Did we get it?
**[03:10] Wakana**
Yes! You're Shizuku-tan in this one.
**[03:12] Marin**
For real?
**[03:13] Wakana**
Yes! Let's keep going like this.
**[03:16] Marin**
Okay!
**[03:18] Wakana**
Looking good! You've got
her pose down completely!
**[03:21] Wakana**
Yes! Just like that!
**[03:23] Wakana**
You are Shizuku-tan!
**[03:24] Wakana**
Now, look right at the camera.
**[03:26] Wakana**
That expression... is when Shizuku-tan
and the protagonist first... Magnificent!
**[03:32] Wakana**
Do you think that's enough?
**[03:34] Marin**
Thanks! Let me see!
**[03:37] Marin**
They look great! I'm psyched!
**[03:41] Marin**
I'm gonna create an account and
upload these, like, right now.
**[03:43] Wakana**
You're uploading them already?
**[03:45] Marin**
Yup. Actually, I hadn't thought
of a cosplay name yet.
***SIGN*** Ma
***SIGN*** Create an Account
**[03:48] [Messenger] Caption**
Phone number or Email
**[03:48] Marin**
Ma... Ma... Ma...
**[03:50] Marin**
I guess we can go with Marine.
***SIGN*** Mari
***SIGN*** Marine
***SIGN*** Post
***SIGN*** Shizuku-tan Cosplay~ ♥♥
***SIGN*** #SlipperyGirl #SlipperyGirls
#SlipperyGirlsCosplay
**[03:55] Marin**
Holy crap, these are *too* cute!
**[03:58] Marin**
I can't even right now.
**[04:02] Marin**
Hey, Gojo-kun.
**[04:04] Wakana**
Yes?
**[04:06] Marin**
Why don't we just go to
tomorrow's cosplay event?
**[04:09] Wakana**
Huh?
**[04:10] Marin**
I suddenly wanna go.
**[04:12] Marin**
Let's go, Gojo-kun!
***SIGN*** Episode 5
***SIGN*** It's Probably Because This Is the Best Boob Bag Here
**[06:08] Marin**
Oh...
**[06:09] Marin**
Oh, my God...
**[06:13] Marin**
Cosplay events are amazing!
**[06:14] Marin**
There are cosplayers everywhere!
**[06:18] Marin**
Hey, that's Mami-tan! She's totally adorbs!
**[06:21] Marin**
Wait, is that Soji and Ryoma-kun?!
**[06:24] Marin**
Lancelot and Kenshin! Even Leo-sama!
**[06:26] Marin**
And over there, I see Cirque and
Soleil! Squee! I'm so hype!
**[06:31] Wakana**
R-Right...
**[06:33] Marin**
And right now... I'm finally
making my cosplay debut!
**[06:37] Marin**
I'm so happy right now. This is the best.
**[06:39] Marin**
Thank you so much, Gojo-kun!
**[06:44] Marin**
Gojo-kun?
**[06:46] Marin**
What's wrong?
**[06:47] Wakana**
Oh, it's just, um... Th-There are just
so many ladies around, I just...
**[06:51] Wakana**
don't feel like I should be here.
**[06:54] Wakana**
I can't calm down.
**[06:55] Marin**
Seriously?
**[06:56] Wakana**
A-Also, I feel like everyone's looking at us.
**[07:00] Marin**
You're right...
**[07:03] Marin**
Oh, I know!
**[07:04] Marin**
I think everyone's just
in awe of this outfit!
**[07:07] Marin**
It's super adorbs!
**[07:08] Wakana**
No, I think it's because I don't belong here.
**[07:12] Wakana**
I mean, *these* are my casual clothes...
**[07:14] Marin**
What? And what's wrong with that?
**[07:16] Marin**
That's like totally your style. It's fine.
**[07:18] Wakana**
Right...
**[07:19] Marin**
And let's not forget...
**[07:23] Marin**
It's probably because this
is the best boob bag here!
**[07:26] Marin**
We've got everyone beat!
**[07:28] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san! Please stop
lifting them up like that!
**[07:32] Marin**
But if you're feeling anxious down here,
let's go up to the plaza.
**[07:35] Marin**
I think there were some
photographers and guys up there.
**[07:38] Wakana**
Sorry about this...
**[07:45] Marin**
Everything's super chill up here. Nice.
**[07:50] Wakana**
*I feel a little calmer up here.*
**[07:52] Marin**
Ooh, Vanessa-sama!
**[07:54] Marin**
She's so cute! And check out her huge rack!
**[07:58] Marin**
I'm gonna get in line to get her pic, too!
**[08:01] Photographer A**
Excuse me.
**[08:03] Photographer A**
Do you mind if I get some pictures?
**[08:06] Marin**
Huh?
**[08:08] Marin**
Wait, are you talking to me?!
**[08:10] Photographer A**
Yes. You're cosplaying as Kuroe Shizuku
from "Slippery Girls 2," right?
**[08:15] Marin**
Yes! I'm Shizuku-tan!
**[08:17] Photographer A**
Oh... do you not do photoshoots?
**[08:20] Marin**
No, it's totally fine!
**[08:23] Marin**
Actually, I'd love for you to take some!
**[08:24] Photographer A**
I'd be happy to.
**[08:34] Photographer A**
Could I get a pose, please?
**[08:36] Marin**
Sure.
**[08:46] Marin**
Oh, whoa.
**[08:47] Marin**
That's super cute.
**[08:48] Photographer A**
Thank you so much.
**[08:50] Marin**
Oh, no. Thank you!
**[08:52] Marin**
Oh, hey. Could I get a picture with you, too?
**[08:55] Photographer A**
Huh?!
**[08:56] Marin**
It's a special occasion!
**[08:58] Marin**
Okay, I'm gonna take the picture.
***SIGN*** SLOW-MO VIDEO PHOTO PORTRAIT PANO
**[09:00] Marin**
Hey, you can come closer.
**[09:03] Photographer A**
O-Okay...
**[09:07] Marin**
Thank you so much! You made my day!
**[09:13] Photographer B**
Excuse me, could I get some photos, too?
**[09:15] Marin**
Sure, of course.
**[09:17] Wakana**
*When did she end up with a line?*
**[09:20] Photographer B**
Could I get a pose?
**[09:29] Wakana**
*Good. She's looking like Shizuku-tan.*
**[09:36] Wakana**
*That person's in drag.*
**[09:39] Wakana**
* I guess there were a lot of girls-as-guys*
* and vice versa down below.*
**[09:45] Wakana**
*I see...*
**[09:46] Wakana**
*They're cosplaying their favorite characters.*
**[09:49] Wakana**
* That's why they can have*
* so much fun so freely.*
**[09:53] Wakana**
*This is... nice.*
**[09:58] Wakana**
* I'm so happy that Kitagawa-san*
* seems like she's having fun, too.*
**[10:03] Wakana**
*And that I was able to keep my promise.*
**[10:07] (Flashback) Marin**
Will you make me a cosplay outfit?
**[10:11] Wakana**
*Oh, right. I fulfilled my promise.*
**[10:16] Wakana**
* So I guess hanging out with*
* Kitagawa-san like this...*
**[10:20] Wakana**
*ends today.*
**[10:25] Wakana**
*Kitagawa-san...*
**[10:27] Wakana**
* I don't have any friends*
* and was always alone,*
**[10:30] Wakana**
* so she was someone I'd never*
* gotten to talk to before.*
**[10:34] Wakana**
*Going somewhere after school with a friend,*
**[10:38] Wakana**
*meeting up on our days off...*
**[10:40] Wakana**
*Spending time like that with someone was...*
**[10:43] Wakana**
*These were all firsts for me.*
**[10:47] Wakana**
*This almost doesn't seem real.*
**[10:56] Wakana**
*It was so much fun.*
**[11:27] Wakana**
*Huh?*
**[11:35] Wakana**
*Huh?*
**[11:41] Wakana**
*Huh?!*
**[11:50] Wakana**
K-Kitagawa-san...
**[11:55] Marin**
Gojo-kun!
**[11:56] Wakana**
Y-Yes?!
**[11:58] Marin**
Thank goodness.
**[12:00] Marin**
I thought you disappeared
on me and I panicked.
**[12:05] Marin**
So... So, hey...
**[12:12] Marin**
My...
**[12:14] Marin**
clothes are about to come off!
**[12:16] Wakana**
Say what, now?
**[12:19] Wakana**
They're about to come off?
**[12:21] Wakana**
What part's not working for you?
**[12:23] Marin**
Last night, I was looking at
the photos you took of me.
**[12:28] (Flashback) Marin**
Wait...
**[12:30] (Flashback) Marin**
Aren't Shizuku-tan's boobs bigger?
**[12:32] Marin**
So, today...
**[12:34] Marin**
I wore two NuBras and...
**[12:39] Marin**
My chest is literally about to burst.
**[12:40] Wakana**
Of course it is!
**[12:42] Wakana**
I made that to fit you perfectly,
so there wasn't room for a NuBra,
**[12:47] Wakana**
and I mean, you're talking about
the chest size of a game character.
**[12:51] Marin**
Also, it's really stuffy under this wig...
**[12:54] Marin**
The outfit itself is just... so hot...
**[12:57] Marin**
Holy crap... I'm gonna die.
**[13:01] Wakana**
* Of course. Because I picked*
* the thicker fabric...*
**[13:05] Wakana**
I'm so sorry! This is all my fault!
**[13:07] Wakana**
Let's go somewhere you can cool off!
**[13:18] Marin**
That's so good. Thanks, Gojo-kun.
**[13:21] Wakana**
It's fine. Do you think you can
make it to the changing room?
**[13:24] Marin**
Sorry, nope.
**[13:26] Marin**
I can't move.
**[13:27] Wakana**
We should've been prepare
to deal with the heat.
**[13:31] Wakana**
I'm so sorry.
**[13:38] Marin**
That feels so good!
**[13:42] Wakana**
You should also cool off your neck,
underarms and any place with a major artery.
**[13:47] Marin**
'Kay.
**[13:48] Wakana**
Here's a towel. Go ahead
and wipe off any sweat.
**[13:50] Marin**
Thanks.
**[14:02] Marin**
Yikes, look at all this sweat.
**[14:05] Marin**
I don't think I even sweat this much in PE.
**[14:07] Marin**
Wearing black fabric makes it worse.
**[14:12] Wakana**
*Double NuBras are too powerful.*
**[14:14] Wakana**
I'll see what else we can do to help!
**[14:17] Marin**
Thanks.
**[14:18] Marin**
Heatstroke is no joke,
so we'd better be careful.
**[14:22] Wakana**
Oh, I found... something...
***SIGN*** Remove clothing, or loosen belts, neckties, bras, or underwear to help let the heat escape from your body.
**[14:26] Marin**
For real?
**[14:30] Marin**
Could you unzip me, then?
**[14:33] Wakana**
Huh?!
**[14:34] Marin**
It doesn't have to be all the way, my dude.
I can't be too revealing, anyway.
**[14:37] Marin**
Just unzip it a little.
**[14:39] Wakana**
L-Let's at least get you
to the dressing room!
**[14:43] Wakana**
*Right. Kitagawa-san can't move right now.*
**[14:47] Wakana**
*She seems to be having a really rough time.*
**[14:53] Wakana**
*This is...*
**[14:58] Wakana**
*no time for me to be panicking.*
**[15:00] Wakana**
Please excuse me.
**[15:05] Marin**
Holy crap! It's *so* much cooler
now that my back's unzipped.
**[15:10] Marin**
Ugh, but seriously, my panties
are drenched with sweat.
**[15:13] Marin**
I should've brought another pair.
**[15:16] Marin**
Gojo-kun, could you wipe down my back?
**[15:18] Wakana**
S-Sure...
**[15:20] Wakana**
*Don't panic.*
**[15:24] Wakana**
Please excuse me.
**[15:26] Wakana**
I-I'm going to wipe.
**[15:30] Marin**
Oh, crap...
**[15:33] Marin**
Gojo-kun, could you go a little lower, too?
**[15:37] Wakana**
L-Lower? L-Like here?
**[15:41] Marin**
Yeah, there. Ooh, right there...
**[15:45] Marin**
That feels so good.
**[15:48] Marin**
Oh, wow. Ah... There, more.
**[15:56] Wakana**
K-Kitagawa-san, please keep your voice down.
**[15:59] Wakana**
What if someone sees us?
**[16:01] Marin**
Yeah, that's not happening. Not to mention,
it's not like I'm trying to be heard.
**[16:08] Marin**
Oh, yeah.
**[16:12] Marin**
It's all stuffy inside my skirt.
**[16:14] Marin**
Gojo-kun, could you hand me the towel?
**[16:16] Wakana**
S-Someone might see down there!
**[16:17] Marin**
You don't need to worry about that.
***SIGN*** Cosplayers! Please try to avoid
any accidental exposure!
***SIGN*** U-Underwear?!
***SIGN*** Showing too much skin or wearing what may be mistaken as underwear is prohibited. Please make sure to wear some kind of covering like a bodysuit to prevent exposure.
***SIGN*** Please ask before
taking photos
***SIGN*** Taking photos without permission is prohibited
**[16:19] Marin**
I'm wearing shorts.
**[16:21] Wakana**
I-I see.
**[16:25] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san, did you write those yourself?
**[16:28] Marin**
This?
**[16:29] Marin**
Well, if I'm gonna be Shizuku-tan,
I figured I should go all out.
**[16:32] Wakana**
I-I see...
**[16:36] Wakana**
This should help reinforce it.
**[16:38] Marin**
Thanks.
**[16:39] Wakana**
A sewing machine would be able
to make a stronger stitch, but...
**[16:42] Marin**
Yeah. We should probably head home for today.
**[16:45] Wakana**
Yes. I'm worried about how you're feeling.
**[16:49] Marin**
Sorry, Gojo-kun. Could we
go back to the plaza again?
**[16:53] Marin**
It'll only take a second.
**[17:01] Marin**
Hey, Miss!
**[17:05] Female Photographer**
Oh, you're the Shizuku cosplayer.
**[17:07] Marin**
Sorry for running off like that earlier.
**[17:09] Marin**
I got dizzy from being too hot.
**[17:12] Female Photographer**
Are you okay?!
**[17:14] Marin**
I'm actually heading home now,
but I felt bad for bailing on you earlier,
**[17:19] Marin**
so I wanted to meet with you before I left.
**[17:20] Female Photographer**
Oh, you didn't have to...
**[17:23] Female Photographer**
Then could I just get one shot in the shade?
**[17:25] Marin**
Sure!
**[17:31] Wakana**
*This will be the last one.*
**[17:34] Female Photographer**
Could I get you to look at the camera?
***SIGN*** IIII IIII IIII II
**[17:55] Marin**
Oh, crap!
**[17:55] Female Photographer**
Don't worry! I'll delete those immediately!
**[18:00] Marin**
I don't blame you.
**[18:01] Marin**
I wasn't looking at the camera at all.
**[18:04] Female Photographer and Wakana**
What?!
**[18:06] Marin**
Could we possibly try that again?
**[18:09] Female Photographer and Wakana**
**That's *what she's worried about...*
**[18:18] Marin**
I'm glad there's room to sit.
**[18:20] Wakana**
Thankfully, the train isn't crowded.
**[18:23] Marin**
Great job today, Gojo-kun.
**[18:25] Marin**
I guess it's summer already.
**[18:28] Wakana**
Yes.
**[18:29] Marin**
I'm jumping into the shower
as soon as I get home.
**[18:34] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san.
**[18:37] Wakana**
Thank you so much.
**[18:39] Wakana**
Things got a bit rough at times,
but this was a great experience.
**[18:45] Wakana**
I really had a lot of fun!
**[18:50] Marin**
Me, too.
**[18:51] Marin**
I had *so* much fun.
**[18:54] Marin**
Thanks, Gojo-kun.
**[19:07] Marin**
What should we do for my next cosplay?
**[19:09] Wakana**
Huh?
**[19:10] Marin**
My next cosplay.
**[19:12] Wakana**
Huh? Wait, what?!
**[19:15] Wakana**
Y-You mean it's not just Shizuku-tan?
**[19:17] Marin**
Of course not! I have at least fifty
number one favorite characters!
**[19:22] Wakana**
*What does the "one" even mean, then?*
**[19:24] Marin**
What should I do? I still wanna
cosplay Shizuku-tan more, too.
**[19:28] Marin**
There are so many cosplays I wanna do,
but I only have one body.
**[19:34] Marin**
What's this?
**[19:36] Marin**
Gojo-kun, you seem super happy right now.
**[19:40] Marin**
Or am I imagining it?
**[19:41] Wakana**
Huh?! No, I, uh, I-I wasn't...
**[19:44] Marin**
What is it, then? Tell me.
**[19:47] Wakana**
So, um...
**[19:52] Wakana**
I still lack the proper experience, but
I look forward to working with you again!
**[20:05] Marin**
Yeah, for sure.
**[20:07] Wakana**
Um, I'm going to buy a dress mannequin.
It was a bit hard to work without one.
**[20:11] Marin**
Nice! Sounds like a plan!
Actually, I'll buy it for you.
**[20:15] Marin**
Can you buy those online?
**[20:20] Marin**
Oh, I found one. How about this?
**[20:27] Marin**
You can take a nap if you're tired, Gojo-kun.
**[20:30] Wakana**
Uh, sure. Sorry...
**[20:35] Marin**
I had so much fun thanks to you, Gojo-kun.
**[20:38] Marin**
Actually, everyone seemed like they were
having so much fun that it was insane.
**[20:42] Marin**
It's way too amazing that everyone
there was just doing what they loved.
**[20:46] Marin**
I was so hyped just being there.
**[20:50] Marin**
It can be a hobby, or really, anything else,
**[20:54] Marin**
but I absolutely love when people
have fun doing what they love.
**[20:57] Marin**
It's like they're sparkling.
**[21:00] Marin**
Man, I wanna go to more events.
**[21:03] Marin**
I didn't even get to take any
pictures with the other cosplayers.
**[21:06] Marin**
I'm gonna take a ton next time!
**[21:09] Marin**
Oh, yeah!
**[21:09] Marin**
The person who was cosplaying
as Leo-sama from "Seven BFs"
**[21:13] Marin**
in the lower plaza was super gorgeous.
**[21:15] Marin**
How can they be so beautiful without
a filter? Like, how's that fair?
**[21:18] Wakana**
Right...
**[21:22] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san, you were very beautiful.
**[21:31] Wakana**
*Ever since then, the word "beautiful"*
**[21:33] (Flashback) Wakana**
became associated with
very special things to me.
**[21:37] (Flashback) Wakana**
So I just can't say "pretty" or "beautiful"
unless I absolutely feel it from the heart.
**[21:52] Marin**
Huh?
**[21:55] Marin**
Huh?
**[21:56] Marin**
Huh?
**[21:59] Marin**
Huh...?
***SIGN*** Episode 6
***SIGN*** For Real?!
**[23:35] Juju**
Next time.
# E6 - For Real?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0ZDX2/for-real)
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**[00:01] (Flashback) Wakana**
Right...
**[00:04] (Flashback) Wakana**
Kitagawa-san, you were very beautiful.
**[00:15] (Flashback) Marin**
Huh?
**[00:18] (Flashback) Marin**
Huh?
**[00:19] (Flashback) Marin**
Huh?
**[00:21] (Flashback) Marin**
Huh...?
***SIGN*** Episode 6
***SIGN*** For Real?!
***SIGN*** Gojo Dolls
**[00:30] Wakana**
Um, are you sure about this?
**[00:32] Wakana**
I can do it.
**[00:33] Marin**
Yup! It's totes fine.
**[00:36] Marin**
I'm the one who wore it,
so I should wash it, too.
**[00:39] Wakana**
All right. Thank you very much.
**[00:41] Wakana**
First, let's wash the wig.
**[00:45] Marin**
'Kay.
**[00:48] Wakana**
"Pour fabric softener into
cold or warm water,"
***SIGN*** Lonoa
Eliminates Odors
**[00:50] Wakana**
"and then, gently wash a wig that's
been combed through by pressing on it."
**[00:54] Marin**
L-Like this?
**[00:56] Wakana**
Yes.
**[00:57] Wakana**
"Rubbing it against the bottom or squeezing
too much will damage it, so please take care."
**[01:01] Wakana**
"Next, change out the water and
continue to press on it,"
**[01:03] Wakana**
"place it inside a towel to
get rid of any moisture,"
**[01:05] Wakana**
"then lastly, let it dry in
the shade, and you're done."
**[01:08] Marin**
Oh, sweet. That's super easy.
**[01:10] Marin**
I figured it'd be way harder—
**[01:12] Wakana**
"Outfits will get sweat stains, so let's
wash those by hand, too..." I see.
**[01:17] Wakana**
Oh, apparently washing your wig
too often isn't good for it, either.
**[01:20] Marin**
Huh?
**[01:32] Miori**
Seriously?
**[01:34] Miori**
*That's* why you fell over?
**[01:36] Gramps**
Whaddya mean? They were
ladies' undergarments!
**[01:39] Miori**
They were stockings, right?
**[01:41] Miori**
That's no big deal at all.
**[01:44] Miori**
Wacchan's a high school boy.
**[01:47] Miori**
It's not unusual for him
to have a pair or two.
**[01:50] Gramps**
Is that so?
**[01:56] Gramps**
I'm home.
**[01:57] Wakana**
Oh hey, Gramps. Welcome home.
**[02:00] Gramps**
Sorry for being away from
the shop for two weeks.
**[02:05] Marin**
Hiya!
**[02:11] Gramps**
Wakana!
***SIGN*** Ketopro Tape
***SIGN*** External Medicine - 7 Strips
***SIGN*** Kaoru Gojo
**[02:15] Gramps**
Ah, I see.
**[02:17] Gramps**
So that's all.
**[02:20] Gramps**
Sorry for raising my voice
like that, Marin-chan.
**[02:24] Marin**
No worries at all!
**[02:25] Gramps**
I just thought...
**[02:29] Wakana**
We didn't do anything inappropriate.
**[02:31] Gramps**
Yeah, I can see that, looking at this.
**[02:36] Gramps**
Still, I'm impressed you made
this. It's some fine work.
**[02:40] Wakana**
I've still got a lot to work on, though.
**[02:43] Gramps**
You think so? It looks fine to me.
**[02:46] Wakana**
I mean, like here and here.
**[02:49] Wakana**
I almost ended up using
glue like I usually do.
**[02:51] Gramps**
Ah, yeah. I can see why.
**[02:54] Gramps**
Definitely a different beast
than hina dolls, though.
**[02:56] Wakana**
Yeah.
**[02:57] Wakana**
There are so many curved lines,
**[02:58] Marin**
*This is just...*
**[03:00] Wakana**
so I couldn't figure out
how to get the right shape.
**[03:02] Wakana**
Oh, this part, too.
**[03:03] Gramps**
Ah, I see.
**[03:04] Marin**
*Oh, shit...*
**[03:05] Gramps**
I guess you usually deal with straight lines.
***SIGN*** Badump Badump Badump Badump
**[03:08] Marin**
* Oh, shit! I'm totally head*
* over heels for Gojo-kun!*
**[03:14] Marin**
*Huh? What?! No way, what?!*
**[03:15] Marin**
*I like him? Do I like love him?!*
**[03:17] Marin**
*Like* wuv *him?!*
**[03:17] Marin**
* But oh, my God! He talks*
* so much with his grandpa!*
**[03:20] Marin**
* Wait, no I seriously can't.*
* Wait, wait, wait...*
**[03:22] Marin**
*He's so freakin' adorable!*
**[03:24] Marin**
*Oh, my God!*
**[03:25] Marin**
*I wuv Gojo-kun!*
**[03:28] Marin**
*Man, this is exhausting!*
**[03:31] Marin**
*Like, what am I going to do?!*
**[03:32] Marin**
*I seriously can't right now!*
***SIGN*** Gurgle...
**[03:42] Wakana**
Are you hungry, Kitagawa-san?
**[03:44] Marin**
Uh—
***SIGN*** Death
**[03:46] Marin**
*Kill me now!*
**[03:49] Gramps**
Wanna have dinner at our place?
**[03:51] Marin**
Huh?
**[03:52] Wakana**
Yeah, you're already here, so you should stay.
**[03:54] Marin**
Huh? Uh...
**[03:55] Marin**
Let's eat!
**[03:59] Marin**
So good! Gojo-kun, you can
cook, too? Dude, you're a god!
**[04:05] Wakana**
It's not a big deal. My parents are gone,
so I just do all the cooking.
**[04:08] Wakana**
It's not that impressive.
**[04:10] Marin**
For real? Guess you're like me, then.
**[04:12] Wakana and Gramps**
Huh?
**[04:15] Marin**
Well, my mom got sick and died a while ago,
so I was living alone with my dad.
**[04:20] Marin**
But when I got into high school,
he had to transfer for his job.
**[04:23] Marin**
He's away for work, so
I basically live by myself.
***SIGN*** Sorry, Marin!
**[04:28] Marin**
Oh, this kabocha squash is good, too!
**[04:29] Gramps**
That must be rough.
**[04:31] Gramps**
You getting proper meals?
**[04:33] Marin**
Yup!
**[04:33] Marin**
Mostly from the convenience store,
**[04:36] Marin**
but when I'm not working, I cook for myself.
**[04:39] Marin**
This is natto and frozen fried rice topped
with some frozen fried chicken and wieners.
***SIGN*** Greasy...
***SIGN*** Mushy...
**[04:43] Marin**
I got so hooked on this before
that it's all I ate for a while.
**[04:46] (Flashback) Marin**
Believe it or not, I can cook and stuff.
**[04:50] Gramps**
Are you really okay?
**[04:52] Gramps**
You sure your body's holdin' up okay?
**[04:55] Marin**
Totally!
***SIGN*** Rich
***SIGN*** Coffee Milk
***SIGN*** Rich
***SIGN*** Mango Yogurt
**[04:56] Marin**
I even drink milk and eat yogurt every day,
**[04:59] Marin**
so I'm totes fine!
**[05:04] Gramps**
Marin-chan, why not come over
here for dinner from now on?
**[05:08] Gramps**
You don't mind, do you, Wakana?
**[05:10] Wakana**
Uh, sure.
**[05:11] Wakana**
Let's do that, Kitagawa-san.
**[05:12] Marin**
Really? You don't mind?!
**[05:16] Marin**
Score!
**[05:22] Marin**
Thanks for walking me to
the station, Gojo-kun.
**[05:25] Wakana**
It's no problem.
**[05:25] Wakana**
Sorry to keep you out so late.
**[05:27] Marin**
Oh, no worries!
**[05:28] Marin**
Dinner was yummy and I had lots
of fun talking to your grandpa.
**[05:40] Marin**
Gojo-kun!
**[05:42] Wakana**
Yes?
**[05:51] Marin**
I'll...
**[05:54] Marin**
I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?
**[05:56] Wakana**
Sure.
**[06:01] Marin**
See ya!
**[06:15] Marin**
*Huh? What even was that?*
**[06:18] Marin**
*That was a totally normal conversation.*
**[06:21] Marin**
*Why can't I pull myself together?*
**[06:24] (Flashback) Wakana**
We didn't do anything inappropriate.
**[06:32] Marin**
"Anything inappropriate," huh?
**[06:39] Marin**
What if we did, though?
**[06:42] Marin**
And what if I actually said that?
**[07:02] Gramps**
Of course, it starts pouring right when
I decide to go out, for cryin' out loud.
**[07:22] Gramps**
*A student at our shop all by herself?*
**[07:25] Gramps**
*Is she a friend of Wakana's?*
**[07:27] Gramps**
You okay there, Missy?
**[09:11] Wakana**
I'm home.
**[09:13] Gramps**
Welcome back.
**[09:14] Gramps**
I'mma head out for a bit.
**[09:18] Gramps**
And you've got a friend waiting for you.
**[09:20] Wakana**
Huh?
**[09:21] Gramps**
Poor thing was soaked to the bone,
**[09:22] Gramps**
so I offered our bath.
**[09:25] Gramps**
Make sure you prep your friend
something to drink, too.
**[09:33] Wakana**
*Gramps...*
**[09:36] Wakana**
*Who did you let into the house?*
**[09:40] Wakana**
*Kitagawa-san said she had work today,*
**[09:44] Wakana**
*and I don't have a friend other than her.*
**[09:49] Wakana**
*Oh, no!*
**[09:52] Wakana**
* Are they a con artist?*
* A new-age burglary scheme?*
**[09:55] Wakana**
*Did they pull one over on him?!*
**[10:08] Wakana**
Huh? A kid?
**[10:11] Juju**
Hey—
**[10:22] (Flashback) Young Wakana**
Hey, Gramps.
**[10:24] (Flashback) Young Wakana**
Why doesn't this hina doll have any hair?
**[10:27] (Flashback) Gramps**
Ah, that's because we do their
face and hair separately.
**[10:32] (Flashback) Gramps**
We draw her face, then apply her hair.
**[10:35] (Flashback) Young Wakana**
Oh, I see!
**[10:37] (Flashback) Young Wakana**
That's why she's so silky smooth!
**[10:40] Young Wakana**
* ...silky smooth!*
**[10:41] Young Wakana**
*...silky smooth!*
**[10:49] Wakana**
I...
**[11:00] Wakana**
I-I am so sorry...
**[11:03] Wakana**
Wh-What brings you here today?
**[11:08] Juju**
Th-The outfits.
**[11:10] Juju**
You're the one making them, right?
**[11:12] Wakana**
*Oh, I see!*
**[11:15] Wakana**
*She's here to see how hina dolls are made.*
**[11:17] Wakana**
*I see!*
**[11:19] Wakana**
* She's by herself, so Gramps must've*
* assumed that she was my friend.*
**[11:23] Wakana**
Yes, I am!
**[11:25] Wakana**
Just a moment, please.
**[11:28] Wakana**
Okay, could I get your name
and your school's name?
**[11:32] Juju**
Sajuna Inui.
**[11:33] Juju**
I'm a second-year at
Sakuranomiya Girls' High School.
**[11:37] Wakana**
*O-Oh, she's older than me...*
**[11:39] Juju**
What?
**[11:40] Wakana**
Oh, it's nothing.
***SIGN*** Happy Kids!!
100% Apple Juice
**[11:42] Juju**
And you?
**[11:43] Wakana**
My name is Wakana Gojo.
**[11:46] Wakana**
I'm a first-year in high school.
**[11:48] Wakana**
Um, if you wanted to see the outfits,
we can see them right away.
**[11:51] Wakana**
Just some of them, though.
**[11:52] Juju**
Wait, really?!
**[11:54] Juju**
I wanna see 'em right away!
**[11:55] Wakana**
Sure!
**[11:57] Wakana**
Here you go!
**[12:01] Wakana**
Take as much time as you'd like.
**[12:06] Wakana**
* It really does make me happy when*
* people are so interested in hina dolls.*
**[12:14] Juju**
Those dolls...
**[12:17] Juju**
They don't have heads.
**[12:19] Wakana**
Oh, their heads are right over there.
**[12:24] Wakana**
They're made separately
and combined later.
**[12:27] Juju**
That's a bit... grotesque.
**[12:30] Juju**
Oh, whoa. This kimono has Swarovski crystals.
**[12:33] Juju**
That one has lace.
**[12:35] Juju**
I guess these are pretty different, now.
**[12:37] Wakana**
Yes!
**[12:38] Wakana**
We do make some modern ones
to keep up with the times.
**[12:42] Juju**
Can I take a closer look?
**[12:43] Wakana**
Go right ahead.
**[12:46] Juju**
Oh, don't worry. I won't touch them.
**[12:49] Juju**
I'm sure they're quite valuable.
**[12:51] Wakana**
Your consideration is much appreciated.
**[12:54] Juju**
They're so pretty and lovely.
**[12:57] Juju**
I really like these.
**[12:59] Wakana**
You have a great eye!
**[13:00] Wakana**
Those are quite popular!
**[13:02] Juju**
I knew it!
**[13:03] Juju**
They totally catch your eye! How strange!
**[13:06] Wakana**
They're so beautiful
that I love them, too.
**[13:08] Wakana**
Oh, and these dolls over here—
**[13:11] Juju**
Why are we looking at hina dolls?
**[13:15] Wakana**
Because this is a hina doll shop...
**[13:17] Juju**
I know that!
**[13:19] Juju**
But I was talking about cosplay outfits!
**[13:22] Juju**
This one!
**[13:23] Juju**
You made it, right?
**[13:25] Juju**
I came here to order a cosplay from you!
**[13:28] Wakana**
O-Order?
**[13:31] Wakana**
I'm not making cosplay outfits
as a business, though...
**[13:36] Juju**
You saw... didn't you?
**[13:37] Wakana**
Huh?
**[13:40] Juju**
E-Earlier in the bathroom...
**[13:44] Juju**
Y-You saw my...
**[13:47] Juju**
Voyeurism...
**[13:48] Juju**
Yeah, you're a peeping Tom!
**[13:50] Juju**
If I report you, you're gonna get arrested!
**[13:53] Wakana**
Huh? W-Wait!
**[13:56] Juju**
No one else has ever seen me like that...
**[14:01] Juju**
Wakana Gojo.
**[14:03] Juju**
If you don't want the police to find out...
**[14:05] Juju**
You will make me, Juju, an outfit!
**[14:09] Wakana**
Huh?
**[14:15] Wakana**
Juju?
**[14:18] (Flashback) Marin**
I love her *so* much!
**[14:25] Wakana**
*Juju...*
**[14:26] Wakana**
* is the cosplayer that*
* Kitagawa-san said she liked...*
**[14:30] Wakana**
*Is that really her?*
**[14:33] Wakana**
*She looks very young.*
**[14:36] Wakana**
*How old do you think she is?*
**[14:38] Marin**
*Hm... Maybe in middle school?*
**[14:40] Marin**
*She might even be in grade school.*
**[14:41] Wakana**
*Huh?*
**[14:43] Wakana**
I'm so sorry.
**[14:45] Juju**
About what?
**[14:47] Wakana**
So, um...
**[14:48] Wakana**
What brings you here, Juju-san?
**[14:50] Wakana**
How did you find out where I lived?
**[14:52] Juju**
Huh?
**[14:53] Juju**
Well, uh...
**[14:56] Juju**
That Marine girl's cosplay
photo was going around.
**[15:01] (Flashback) Juju**
Huh?
**[15:02] (Flashback) Juju**
Who the heck is this?
***SIGN*** Shizuku-tan Cosplay~ ♥♥
#SlipperyGirl #SlipperyGirls
#SlipperyGirlsCosplay
**[15:04] [Messenger] Caption**
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**[15:04] Juju**
She tweeted that she was going
to a cosplay event after that,
**[15:08] Juju**
so I went because I wanted
to see the outfit close up.
**[15:10] Juju**
And then...
**[15:12] (Flashback) Marin**
My chest is literally about to burst.
**[15:13] (Flashback) Wakana**
Of course it is!
**[15:15] (Flashback) Wakana**
I made that to fit you perfectly...
**[15:18] Juju**
And then I found out that you made it,
***SIGN*** Gojo Dolls
**[15:22] Juju**
so I followed you home.
**[15:24] Juju**
I'm sorry.
**[15:25] Wakana**
*These girls and their tenacity!*
***SIGN*** Let's not do this!
***SIGN*** Is there anything you'd like to eat tonight?
***SIGN*** I'll eat whatever you make, Gojo-kun!
***SIGN*** Koyomi's food
is the best
***SIGN*** I'll be right over after work ♥♥♥
***SIGN*** Understood.
***SIGN*** Done with work~!! Heading
over to your place now ♥♥
**[15:32] Marin**
For real?!
**[15:34] Wakana**
This is Sajuna Inui-san.
**[15:35] Juju**
Hey!
**[15:36] Juju**
Don't go telling her my real name!
**[15:38] Juju**
I use a cosplay name for a reason—
**[15:39] Marin**
Wait, Juju-sama, your name is Sajuna?!
**[15:41] Juju**
"Sama"?
**[15:41] Marin**
Damn, that's *so* cute!
**[15:43] Marin**
My name is Marin Kitagawa and
I for real love you so much!
**[15:47] Marin**
I'm your biggest fan!
**[15:48] Juju**
Wait, too close—
**[15:49] Marin**
Oh, my God!
**[15:50] Marin**
You're really like, a pretty
little girl in real life!
**[15:52] Marin**
You're so cute!
**[15:54] Marin**
Your skin's flawless!
**[15:55] Marin**
Your hair's so fine!
**[15:56] Marin**
Wait, did you pick Juju
because your name is Sajuna?!
**[15:58] Juju**
I-I didn't give myself that name...
**[16:00] Wakana**
Apparently, Inui-san saw
your photos, Kitagawa-san.
**[16:03] Wakana**
That's why she came here.
**[16:07] Marin**
This cosplay goddess...
**[16:09] Marin**
saw my photos?!
**[16:14] Marin**
Juju-sama, you actually
knew of my existence?!
**[16:16] Marin**
Holy crap! That makes me so happy!
**[16:18] Juju**
I-I just *happened* to see them...
**[16:20] Juju**
Also, you follow me—
**[16:22] Marin**
I can't right now! I'm so embarrassed!
**[16:23] Juju**
Seriously, you're *way* too close!
**[16:25] Juju**
Don't get the wrong idea!
**[16:26] Juju**
It's not you I'm interested in,
**[16:27] Juju**
it's the costumes Wakana Gojo makes!
**[16:31] Marin**
Your eyes are huge... You are *so* cute...
**[16:33] Juju**
Would you listen?!
**[16:37] Juju**
Wakana Gojo.
**[16:39] Juju**
I want you to make Shion Nikaido's
Black Lily outfit for me.
**[16:43] Marin**
What?! Shion-tan?!
**[16:45] Wakana**
Shion-tan? Isn't that...
**[16:47] Marin**
Yup! Shion-tan from *Flower Princess Blaze!!*
**[16:50] Juju**
It's popular with little girls.
You don't know it?
**[16:52] Wakana**
I'm terribly sorry. I don't
know much about anime...
**[16:55] Shion**
Princess Lily!
**[16:58] Juju**
*Shion Nikaido is a character who
appears in* Flower Princess Blaze!!**
**[17:04] Juju**
* She and the protagonist*
* Mirai fight together*
**[17:05] Juju**
* by becoming the Magical*
* Girls Flower Princesses.*
**[17:09] Shion**
I'll make sure you can never stand
before the proud lily ever again!
**[17:13] Shion**
Magical Girl...
**[17:16] Shion**
Princess Lily!
**[17:20] Juju**
*But...*
**[17:21] Shion**
Does that mean...
**[17:23] Shion**
I've been fighting you
this whole time, Sister?!
**[17:25] Juju**
* She finds out that her beloved*
* older sister Neon is the enemy...*
**[17:29] Shion**
But Sister, why?!
**[17:31] Flower Pet**
She's totally open!
**[17:34] Neon**
Shion... You know this yourself.
**[17:38] Neon**
Happiness never lasts forever.
**[17:42] Neon**
Our false family,
**[17:43] Neon**
and everyone looking down on us...
**[17:47] Neon**
Is that truly what you wanted to protect?
**[17:50] Shion**
No... Stop!
**[17:54] Neon**
In reality, I wanted destruction...
**[17:57] Neon**
To destroy everything.
**[17:59] Shion**
N-No!
**[18:05] Flower Pet**
I-I guess Black Lily's
bursting onto the scene...
**[18:13] Neon**
You wanted to taint everything, didn't you?
**[18:18] Neon**
So they'd match the color of your heart...
**[18:23] Neon**
An ebony as dark as the abyss.
***SIGN*** The popularity of the Nikaido Sisters exploded among grade school girls and adult males when it originally aired
**[18:26] Marin**
*Yeah, exactly!*
**[18:27] Marin**
Neon-oneetama originally became an enemy
**[18:30] Marin**
after her flower jewel was tainted
from the shock of a broken heart.
**[18:33] Marin**
It's super tragic.
**[18:33] Juju**
*I guess she knows her stuff.*
**[18:35] Wakana**
I see...
**[18:36] Juju**
* I figured she was the type that didn't know*
* anything about the original work or characters*
**[18:36] Marin**
I love Neon-oneetama so much!
**[18:39] Marin**
I mean, anyone would break after
getting their heart broken like that.
**[18:40] Juju**
* and just wanted to cosplay the characters*
* because their outfits were cute.*
**[18:42] Wakana**
Neon-oneetama must have gotten
her heart broken really badly.
**[18:46] Marin**
She totally did!
**[18:48] Marin**
Two of her childhood guy
friends were totally dating!
**[18:51] Wakana**
Huh?!
**[18:52] Marin**
I mean, it's not written anywhere officially,
**[18:53] Marin**
but you totally get it when you see it!
**[18:56] Juju**
Yup.
**[18:57] Juju**
You sure do.
***SIGN*** Soma
***SIGN*** Princess Rose
***SIGN*** Sakuya
***SIGN*** Flower Pet
***SIGN*** Shion
(Princess Lily)
***SIGN*** Protagonist
Mirai
(Princess Daisy)
***SIGN*** Neon
(Black Lobelia)
***SIGN*** Princess Anemone
***SIGN*** Princess Azalea
***SIGN*** Teacher
***SIGN*** Sisters
***SIGN*** Childhood Friends
***SIGN*** Siblings
***SIGN*** BFFs
***SIGN*** Rivals
***SIGN*** Brainwashed
***SIGN*** Dating
**[18:58] Marin**
The relationships in *Blaze!!* are pretty complicated.
**[19:01] Marin**
Mirai-taso and Shion-tan are
super in love with Sakuya-kun.
***SIGN***
**[19:04] Marin**
They hardcore fight over this boy!
**[19:06] Marin**
But Sakuya-kun is totally
with Soma-oniichan
**[19:08] Marin**
so they're doomed from the start.
**[19:09] Marin**
And let's not forget that Onee-tama
had a mad crush on Soma-oniichan.
**[19:12] Wakana**
O-Oh, I see.
**[19:14] Wakana**
*This is for little girls?*
**[19:15] Juju**
Shion is a genius,
**[19:17] Juju**
but she always gets screwed
because she had a rough life.
**[19:20] Juju**
But the fact that Shion can always
smile like a little brat no matter what
**[19:25] Juju**
made me love her more than any
of the other magical girls.
**[19:28] Juju**
That's why I don't want to compromise.
**[19:30] Juju**
Even if you buy the official
Black Lily's outfit, it's hard to alter.
**[19:35] Juju**
That's why I want you to make
one that fits me perfectly.
**[19:41] Marin**
Juju-sama as Black Lily? I could just die!
**[19:43] Marin**
I would kill to see that!
**[19:45] Wakana**
Well, you do love Shion-tan
very much, Kitagawa-san.
**[19:48] Wakana**
You even have her all over your bag.
**[19:50] Juju**
If you like her so much,
why don't you cosplay her?
**[19:52] Marin**
Yeah, I won't be doing that.
**[19:54] Juju**
Why?
**[19:55] Marin**
I'm pretty tall, and not to mention,
**[19:57] Marin**
don't I seem way off from Shion-tan's
small and delicate demeanor?
**[20:00] Marin**
I do think ignoring that and cosplaying
characters you love anyway is valid, too...
**[20:05] Marin**
But in my case,
**[20:06] Marin**
I love her so much, I don't
want to destroy her image.
**[20:09] Marin**
If I'm actually gonna cosplay someone,
**[20:11] Marin**
I wanna get as close as possible to them.
**[20:13] Marin**
And if we're talking about *Blaze!!*,
I totally wanna be Neon-oneetama!
**[20:16] Juju**
*What the hell?*
**[20:20] Juju**
Why are you stating the obvious?!
**[20:23] Juju**
*Oh, God!*
**[20:24] Juju**
* She's the kind of cosplayer*
* that I absolutely love!*
**[20:27] Juju**
*I didn't know a thing about her*
**[20:30] Juju**
* and just decided that she wasn't*
* serious about cosplaying at all.*
**[20:34] Juju**
*She's not some annoying bitch at all!*
**[20:37] Juju**
I'm so sowwy! Pwease fowgive me!
**[20:40] Marin**
For what, exactly?
**[20:46] Juju**
Okay, I'm going home.
**[20:47] Wakana**
Right.
**[20:48] Wakana**
Your uniform should be dry
by now, so I'll go and grab it.
**[20:51] Juju**
Wakana Gojo.
**[20:52] Wakana**
Yes?
**[20:53] Juju**
Give me your contact info.
**[20:55] Juju**
I'll send you more info on
Black Lily and my sizes.
**[20:58] Wakana**
Oh, sure.
**[21:00] Juju**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[21:01] Juju**
This is just so we can talk about the outfit.
**[21:03] Marin**
Huh?
**[21:03] Marin**
The wrong idea about what?
**[21:05] Juju**
About what?
**[21:07] Juju**
Aren't you two dating?
**[21:12] Wakana**
N-N-No! We aren't!
**[21:13] Wakana**
A-Also, I-I've never actually
gone steady with anyone before!
**[21:16] Wakana**
One steady...
**[21:18] Wakana**
Two steadys...
**[21:19] Juju**
I apparently had the super wrong idea.
**[21:20] Wakana**
Three steadys...
**[21:22] Juju**
Sorry.
**[21:23] Wakana**
It's fine...
**[21:24] Wakana**
Four steadys...
**[21:30] Marin**
What?
***SIGN*** Teehee Teehee Teehee
**[21:31] Marin**
You don't have a girlfriend
right now, Gojo-kun? For real?
**[21:33] Juju**
*Was it that amusing?*
**[21:35] Juju**
*Is she an annoying bitch after all?*
**[21:38] Marin**
Oh, hey. Juju-sama!
**[21:40] Juju**
What?
**[21:43] Marin**
Um...
**[21:45] Marin**
You know how I said I'd like to
cosplay Neon-oneetama from *Blaze!!*?
**[21:51] Juju**
Yes?
**[21:52] Marin**
I'll cosplay Neon-oneetama...
**[21:58] Marin**
So, will you cosplay *Blaze!!* with me—
**[22:00] Juju**
No!
**[22:02] Marin**
Dude, you shot me down before
I even finished asking!
***SIGN*** Episode 7
***SIGN*** A Home Date with the Guy I Wuv Is the Best
**[23:35] Marin**
*Next time!*
# E7 - A Home Date with the Guy I Wuv Is the Best
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***SIGN*** Gojo Dolls
**[00:03] Marin**
I'll cosplay Neon-oneetama
as Black Lobelia...
**[00:07] Marin**
So let's do a *Blaze!!* group cosplay!
**[00:09] Juju**
Not happening.
**[00:10] Wakana**
*A group cosplay?*
**[00:11] Wakana**
* Is that when they cosplay as different*
* characters from the same series?*
**[00:15] Juju**
I just want to cosplay for myself and
leave behind plenty of amazing photos.
**[00:20] Juju**
I have no plans to work
with other cosplayers.
**[00:22] Wakana**
Your photos are rather detailed.
**[00:25] Wakana**
And since I'm cosplaying Black Lily this time,
I was planning on renting a studio.
**[00:29] Marin**
A studio?!
**[00:35] Marin**
Holy crap! I wanna see!
**[00:39] Marin**
Do you mind if I come with you?!
**[00:41] Juju**
I just told you, I'm not doing group cosplays.
**[00:43] Marin**
I'll split the studio fees with you!
**[00:46] Marin**
Studio fees can get pretty expensive.
**[00:49] Wakana**
Oh, really?
**[00:51] Wakana**
Then I'll pitch in, too.
**[00:53] Juju**
Why are you tagging along, too?
**[00:55] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san can't put fake eyelashes on
herself, and I do her makeup, as well.
**[01:00] Juju**
Seriously? You're joking, right?
**[01:02] Marin**
He's totally telling the truth.
**[01:04] Marin**
Unbelievable, am I right?
**[01:06] Juju**
We're talking about *you*, here.
***SIGN*** Episode 7
***SIGN*** A Home Date with the Guy I Wuv Is the Best
**[02:43] Juju**
*The studio fees...*
**[02:44] Juju**
*They're 15,000 yen an hour.*
**[02:47] Juju**
* If I end up splitting the cost, I can*
* spend the rest on my outfits...*
**[02:51] Juju**
*On my outfits...*
**[02:55] Marin**
Juju-sama, sorry for bothering you.
**[02:58] Marin**
You can totally ignore
everything I just said.
**[03:02] Marin**
I'm definitely looking forward
to your Black Lily photos!
**[03:04] Juju**
I...
**[03:06] Juju**
I-If you insist.
**[03:09] Juju**
I guess I'll let you tag along... just this once.
**[03:16] Marin**
Hell, yeah! A group cosplay with Juju-sama!
**[03:19] Juju**
I-It's just this once!
Just this one time, you hear me?!
**[03:20] Marin**
Yay!
**[03:21] Marin**
Hell, yeah!
**[03:22] Marin**
Juju-sama's the best!
**[03:22] Wakana**
That's great.
**[03:24] Wakana**
Then I guess I should watch this anime, too.
**[03:24] Marin**
Yay!
**[03:25] Marin**
Yay!
**[03:26] Juju**
Huh?!
**[03:27] Juju**
You're going to start
watching all of it now?!
**[03:29] Juju**
Wouldn't reference photos be enough?
**[03:31] Wakana**
Well, I thought that at first, as well...
**[03:35] Wakana**
But I want to understand the material,
and pick just the right fabric for the characters.
**[03:41] Wakana**
I played all the way through
*Slippery Girls 1* and *2* last time.
**[03:44] Marin**
Right?
**[03:44] Juju**
What?!
**[03:46] Wakana**
I was so moved.
**[03:48] Wakana**
When the protagonist first
enters the club room,
**[03:50] Wakana**
the president was stark naked,
and in her anu—
**[03:52] Juju**
Hold up! Just stop! You don't need
to tell me your thoughts on this!
***SIGN*** This page is about the 2nd season of the anime
series Flower Princess, called Flower Princess
Blaze!!, produced by Toh-A Animation.
***SIGN*** Flower Princess Blaze!!* is a Toh-A Animation
TV anime series with 126 episodes, produced by
Renjitsu Broadcasting System. The show aired every
Sunday from 2/5/2006 to 10/26/2008 from 8:30 AM
to 9:00 AM (JST) on Renjitsu TV. It is the second
season of the Flower Princess* series.
***SIGN*** Flower Princess Blaze!!
***SIGN*** Genre: Magical Girl
**[03:55] Wakana**
Let's see... *Flower Princess Blaze!!
*already finished airing, right?
**[04:00] Wakana**
I need to look up how to watch it.
**[04:02] Marin**
I have the complete box set,
so you can just borrow mine.
**[04:05] Wakana**
Really? Thank you very much.
**[04:08] Marin**
Of course! It's so much fun,
you can watch it in a snap.
**[04:11] Marin**
I mean, it's only 126 episodes!
**[04:14] Wakana**
126?!
**[04:18] Gramps**
I see, I see.
**[04:20] Wakana**
Yeah, apparently the
DVD set weighs a lot,
**[04:24] Wakana**
so I'm going to go get it
from Kitagawa-san's place.
**[04:26] Gramps**
Sure, and don't worry about the shop.
**[04:29] Gramps**
Go right ahead.
**[04:41] Wakana**
*I haven't had a chance to practice lately,*
**[04:46] Wakana**
* s-so I probably did it poorly...*
* I'm sure of it.*
**[05:05] Gramps**
Wakana.
**[05:07] Wakana**
Yes, sir!
**[05:15] Gramps**
You've really improved.
**[05:17] Wakana**
Huh? Really?
**[05:19] Gramps**
You betcha.
**[05:22] Gramps**
Your lines used to be really stiff...
**[05:26] Gramps**
But now, they've softened a bit.
**[05:29] Wakana**
You think so?
**[05:31] Wakana**
I can't really tell, myself.
**[05:36] Gramps**
I think making that outfit for
Marin-chan was good for you.
**[05:44] Gramps**
You even did her makeup for her, didn't you?
**[05:47] Wakana**
Yeah.
**[05:48] Gramps**
I'm sure you were careful, thorough,
**[05:50] Gramps**
and used all of your concentration just
like you would when painting a doll's face.
**[05:56] Gramps**
If you wanna be a great dollmaker in
the future, you can't just look at dolls.
**[06:02] Gramps**
You need to observe a lot of things.
**[06:04] Gramps**
It'll all pay off someday.
**[06:09] Wakana**
Yes, sir.
**[06:25] Wakana**
Did I get here too early?
**[06:27] Wakana**
I'm pretty sure this is the time she said.
**[06:38] Marin**
I'm so sorry! I just woke up!
**[06:41] Marin**
I started watching *Blaze!!* yesterday,
and I just couldn't stop!
**[06:44] Marin**
I'm so, so sorry!
**[06:46] (Flashback) Marin**
Why don't we measure my bust point?
**[06:49] (Flashback) Marin**
Let's go with 20 cm.
**[06:50] (Flashback) Marin**
Where can they be?
**[06:54] Marin**
Gojo-kun?
**[06:57] Marin**
You good?
**[06:58] Wakana**
I-I'm sorry!
**[07:08] Marin**
Conasdjgoaidjf?!
**[07:10] Marin**
I don't have my colored contacts in!
**[07:14] Wakana**
**That's *what you're worried about?*
**[07:18] Marin**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
We're all good now.
**[07:21] Wakana**
O-Okay.
**[07:23] Wakana**
Th-Thanks for inviting me over.
**[07:25] Marin**
Come on in.
**[07:28] Wakana**
Here you go, Kitagawa-san...
**[07:30] Wakana**
It's not much, but...
**[07:31] Marin**
No way!
**[07:33] Marin**
You bought these for me?
**[07:34] Wakana**
Yes.
**[07:35] Wakana**
I've been given them before, too.
**[07:37] Marin**
Thanks!
**[07:38] Marin**
Hey, they're pudding. They look hella bomb.
**[07:41] Marin**
*Well, that made my heart skip a beat.*
**[07:43] Marin**
* He's already seen me without makeup*
* so I can't do anything about that...*
**[07:46] Marin**
*But I can't handle not having my contacts in.*
**[07:49] Marin**
* Hey, these are from that*
* shop that always has a line.*
**[07:52] Marin**
*Sweet!*
**[07:58] Wakana**
*Wh... Wh-Wh-What am I gonna do?!*
**[08:00] Wakana**
* Thinking on it, even if this is*
* just to make her cosplay,*
**[08:02] Wakana**
*I've never actually been to a friend's house.*
**[08:05] Wakana**
* Not to mention...*
* This is K-Kitagawa-san's house!*
**[08:09] Wakana**
*Oh, no...*
**[08:11] Wakana**
*I'm so nervous, I'm gonna hurl.*
**[08:13] Wakana**
* I need to hurry and get*
* the DVDs from her and leave.*
**[08:17] Marin**
Gojo-kun.
**[08:18] Wakana**
Y-Yes?
**[08:20] Marin**
You came all this way...
**[08:23] Marin**
so why don't we watch the DVDs together?
**[08:25] Wakana**
Huh?! B-But why?!
**[08:27] Marin**
Wouldn't they be easier to carry
if you watched some here first?
**[08:30] Wakana**
B-But...
**[08:32] Marin**
Just come in, already.
**[08:35] Wakana**
Th-Thank you for inviting me in.
**[08:40] Wakana**
*How did things end up like this?!*
**[08:42] Marin**
Oh, this is my room.
**[08:44] Wakana**
*Th-This is Kitagawa-san's room...*
**[08:48] Marin**
It's a little messy, but go
ahead and sit wherever.
**[08:52] Wakana**
P-Please excuse me.
***SIGN*** This is
***SIGN*** Tsukiyono ♥ Company~
***SIGN*** Saint♥Slippery's Academy for Girls—
The Young Ladies of the Humiliation Club:
Debauched Miracle Life 2
***SIGN*** Saint♥Slippery's Academy for Girls—
The Young Ladies of the Humiliation Club:
Debauched Miracle Life 2
**[09:02] Wakana**
Yeah. This is definitely
your room, Kitagawa-san.
**[09:03] Marin**
Huh? Yeah, it is.
**[09:06] Narrator**
*Wakana's anxiety was gone in an instant.*
**[09:15] Neon**
Dad... Mom...
**[09:18] Neon**
Was I that much of a burden to you?
**[09:21] Neon**
Would it have been better
if I was never born?
**[09:25] Neon's Flower Pet**
Neon...
**[09:27] Neon**
I... I just wanted to be loved.
**[09:33] Neon**
Soma-kun...
**[09:35] Neon**
Even Soma-kun didn't choose me...
**[09:47] Neon's Flower Pet**
Neon, no!
**[09:49] Neon's Flower Pet**
If you unleash any more darkness—
**[10:11] Neon's Flower Pet**
Neon...
**[10:13] Neon's Flower Pet**
Neon!
**[10:17] Wakana**
Neon-oneetama's appearance really seems
to change once she becomes Black Lobelia.
**[10:22] Marin**
I know, right?
**[10:38] Shion**
No...
**[10:40] Shion**
Is that you, Neon-oneechan?
**[10:53] Neon**
Yes, Shion. It is I, Neon.
**[10:56] Shion**
But why, Neon-oneechan?
**[11:01] Marin**
So Shion-tan also had no idea
that was her sister, either.
**[11:04] Wakana**
I see. So that's the Flower Jewel.
**[11:07] Wakana**
It really is pitch black.
**[11:08] Marin**
Yeah, she's really gone off the deep end.
**[11:10] Marin**
Really hits you in the feels.
**[11:11] Shion**
*No.*
**[11:12] Shion**
*Go away, Mirai.*
**[11:14] Shion**
* I don't want anything to do*
* with the other Princesses.*
**[11:17] Shion's Flower Pet**
*Get lost, sucker!*
**[11:20] Marin**
Do you see how cold she is to
everyone other than Onee-tama?
**[11:24] Marin**
She's so cute, I just can't.
**[11:27] Mirai**
You say that happiness won't
last forever, Shion-chan.
**[11:31] Mirai**
But sad and painful things
don't last forever, either!
**[11:36] Shion**
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
**[11:38] Shion**
You'll never understand!
**[11:42] Shion**
You're just a cheerful little space cadet...
**[11:47] Shion**
You could never understand how I feel!
**[12:03] Wakana**
* This is a magical girl show, but they don't*
* really use magic. They just punch each other.*
**[12:07] Wakana**
*I wonder why...*
**[12:09] Marin**
Ooh, here it comes, Gojo-kun!
**[12:11] Marin**
There it is!
**[12:12] Wakana**
Are these the two that you mentioned before?
**[12:14] Marin**
Yeah!
**[12:16] Marin**
This is Shion-tan's crush, Sakuya-kun.
**[12:19] Marin**
And this is Mirai-taso's
older brother, Soma-kun!
**[12:23] Marin**
See? Do you see how close they are?
**[12:25] Wakana**
Yes.
**[12:26] Wakana**
And they're both very handsome...
**[12:30] Wakana**
Their uniforms kind of look like ours, too.
**[12:34] Marin**
*Wait, is this like a home date?*
***SIGN*** Meaning
**[12:38] Marin**
*Wait, wait, wait, hold up!*
***SIGN*** One day in June. Marin Kitagawa
invites classmate Wakana Gojo (15),
who she has a crush on, into her
room with the intent of lending
him DVDs. However, before Marin
Kitagawa even realized it herself,
they magically ended up alone
on the same sofa together.
One could say they were having
a "home date" in her bedroom
watching DVDs together. She finds
herself unable to contain her
excitement as her heart beats
even faster. A man and woman,
alone together in a room, watching
DVDs. Who knows what may or
may not happen...?
**[12:40] Marin**
*It totally is! It has to be!*
**[12:42] Marin**
* I mean, I mean, I mean, things have*
* been different with Gramps around,*
**[12:45] Marin**
*but right now...*
**[12:47] Marin**
*W-We're totally alone together.*
**[12:59] Marin**
*I wuv him.*
**[13:01] Marin**
*Wait, hold up...*
**[13:03] Marin**
*I'm having* so *much fun right now!*
**[13:17] Marin**
*Dsj;gfhaslkn!*
**[13:22] Marin**
*A home date with the guy I wuv is the best.*
**[13:24] Marin**
*This is, like, the best thing ever!*
**[13:27] Marin**
*I don't want this moment to end...*
**[13:31] Shion's Flower Pet**
Not so fast!
***SIGN*** Gurgle...
***SIGN*** Death
**[13:38] Wakana**
I guess you haven't eaten anything
except pudding since you woke up.
**[13:42] Marin**
Mhm...
**[13:43] Marin**
*Kill me now...*
**[13:44] Wakana**
Well, would you like me
to go buy you something?
**[13:47] Marin**
Nope! I'll whip something up,
so don't worry about it!
**[13:51] Marin**
I can make some for you, too.
**[13:52] Wakana**
Huh? Really?
**[13:54] Wakana**
*A homemade meal made by Kitagawa-san!*
**[13:57] Wakana**
*A homemade meal made by Kitagawa-san...*
**[14:02] Wakana**
I'll make us something.
**[14:03] Marin**
Huh? No way.
**[14:06] Marin**
You cook for me all the time.
**[14:09] Marin**
Let me handle this.
**[14:19] Marin**
There we go.
**[14:20] Marin**
Let's see... What should I make?
**[14:25] Marin**
Oh, oopsie.
**[14:26] Marin**
I forgot to put on a bra.
**[14:28] Marin**
Well, whatever.
**[14:29] Marin**
Not like he noticed, anyway.
***SIGN*** Veggies & Fruit Sauce
(Semi-Sweet)
***SIGN*** Delicious Milk
***SIGN*** Soontory
Natural Spring Water
**[14:34] Marin**
Lessee...
**[14:35] Marin**
I have some eggs, onions...
**[14:38] Marin**
some chicken...
**[14:40] Marin**
Hm, maybe I'll make omurice.
**[14:42] Marin**
Actually...
**[14:47] Marin**
Am... Am I really doing this?
**[14:50] Marin**
Holy crap, can you even imagine?!
**[14:50] Imagination Marin**
*Eat up, Gojo-kun!*
**[14:52] Marin**
That's so freakin' girly! How embarrassing!
**[14:53] Imagination Marin**
*Here, say, "Aah."*
**[14:55] Marin**
My face is burning up!
**[14:58] Marin**
Hurry up and cook, you dummy!
**[15:04] Marin**
Hup.
**[15:06] Marin**
Hup.
**[15:07] Marin**
Hiyah.
**[15:08] Marin**
Ugh, this sucks!
**[15:10] Marin**
My eyes are burning.
**[15:12] Marin**
Ugh, what's with onions anyway?
**[15:15] Marin**
The hell's your problem?
**[15:17] Marin**
Hey, this looks pretty decent!
**[15:25] Marin**
*Ta-hay-sty!*
**[15:30] Marin**
Ohmigod, what is this? I'm, like, a genius!
**[15:34] Marin**
*Who knew making omurice was such a cinch?!*
***SIGN*** Hahahaha!
**[15:36] Marin**
* Now I just gotta wrap this*
* baby up with an omelet!*
**[15:38] Marin**
*Talk about easy!*
***SIGN*** Sorry
**[15:48] Wakana**
Thanks for cooking.
**[15:50] Marin**
Sure.
**[15:51] Marin**
Uh, so...
**[15:53] Marin**
Th-Things were going pretty
well for a while...
**[16:00] Marin**
But I used up all my eggs,
so I couldn't try again.
**[16:02] Marin**
So, uh...
**[16:06] Marin**
N-Never mind! You don't have to eat it!
**[16:08] Marin**
I'm so sorry!
**[16:09] Wakana**
Did you season this with anything
other than salt and pepper?
**[16:11] Marin**
Huh?
**[16:13] Marin**
Y-Yeah...
**[16:15] Marin**
It's got chicken stock and
a little bit of soy sauce...
**[16:21] Wakana**
I see...
**[16:23] Wakana**
That's why it's so delicious.
**[16:25] Marin**
Huh?
**[16:26] Wakana**
I'd never thought about using those.
**[16:29] Wakana**
It's very good.
**[16:31] Marin**
Huh?
**[16:32] Marin**
You're not just being nice?
**[16:34] Wakana**
Huh? No, I mean it.
***SIGN*** Saint♥Slippery's Academy for Girls—
The Young Ladies of the Humiliation Club:
Debauched Miracle Life 2
**[16:41] Wakana**
It's really very good.
**[16:46] Marin**
Thank goodness.
**[16:48] Marin**
I guess I should eat, too.
**[16:49] Wakana**
Yes.
**[16:51] Wakana**
Here I go!
***SIGN*** Saint♥Slippery's Academy for Girls—
The Young Ladies of the Humiliation Club:
Debauched Miracle Life 2
**[16:54] Wakana**
* We always eat Japanese food at*
* home, so this is a nice change.*
**[16:58] Wakana**
*I'll make some at home next time.*
**[17:00] Wakana**
*Kitagawa-san must really love...*
***SIGN*** Sorry
**[17:04] Wakana**
*...fried rice.*
***SIGN*** Fried Rice
**[17:11] Mirai**
Even if that's true...
I'll continue to fight!
**[17:15] Mirai**
Because I'm a Flower Princess!
**[17:21] Wakana**
You can do it... You've got this!
**[17:25] Marin**
Need some tissues, Gojo-kun?
***SIGN*** Gojo Dolls
**[17:30] Wakana**
Hello, this is Gojo.
**[17:32] Wakana**
Did you have a chance to look at
the multi-view sketch I sent?
**[17:35] Wakana**
Would you like me to make any revisions?
**[17:36] Juju**
*Nope. It's fine.*
**[17:38] Wakana**
*Thank you very much.*
**[17:40] Juju**
More importantly...
***SIGN*** Patent-leather
shoes
***SIGN*** This part in back.
It might be better to get rid
of it to prioritize mobility.
Ask Inui-san.
***SIGN*** Garter belt on the socks
Make them black and have
the socks match.
***SIGN*** Inseam 71.5 cm
***SIGN*** Wrists 12.5 cm
Sew them onto the fabric?
Make them detachable?
***SIGN*** White gloves.
See if she has any
from previous cosplays.
***SIGN*** Make sure the socks and shoes match.
***SIGN*** 5 cm heels
***SIGN*** Make sure the hair coming out
from the cap is well-balanced.
***SIGN*** Make sure she can wear her
cape over the outfit.
***SIGN*** Should the wig we use be the one she
already used for her Shion cosplay or a new one?
***SIGN*** Waist 55 cm
***SIGN*** Put on 6 buttons
***SIGN*** Neck height 9.5 cm.
Make sure the collar
doesn't hit her chin.
***SIGN*** Should we just buy the hat from a store
and adjust it? Ask Inui-san.
***SIGN*** Make all the decorations
on the cap gold.
***SIGN*** Upper arm 23 cm
Use a fabric
that'll stretch easily.
***SIGN*** Military uniform base.
Outlines her figure well.
***SIGN*** Make sure frilliness
spreads out nicely.
***SIGN*** Should the wig we use be the one she
already used for her Shion cosplay or a new one?
***SIGN*** Light blue
color contacts
***SIGN*** Use cosplay tape to
make her eyes narrower
***SIGN*** Shoe size 22 cm Foot width 8 cm
***SIGN*** Calves 30.8 cm
***SIGN*** Make sure the buttons on
her chest look nice
***SIGN*** Ankles 18 cm
***SIGN*** Hips 79.2 cm
***SIGN*** Make it tighter
right above the skirt.
***SIGN*** Make the buttons on
her collar gold, too.
***SIGN*** Sew on gold fabric
for the trim, too.
***SIGN*** Just like Shizuku-tan's outfit,
make the skirt spread nicely.
This time, we'll try using wires.
***SIGN*** Add a crease to
accent her eyelids
***SIGN*** Think about how the fabric
fits around her arms and hips.
***SIGN*** The cap's brim.
I'll talk to Inui-san
about the length.
***SIGN*** Create the crest
Make sure it
leaves an impression.
***SIGN*** Add eyeliner to make
her eyes more beautiful
***SIGN*** Make the epaulettes gold, too
***SIGN***
**[17:41] Juju**
Are your sketches always this detailed?
**[17:44] Wakana**
Yes, they are.
**[17:45] Juju**
I see... That's impressive.
**[17:48] Juju**
I'll go ahead and send you
the funds for the fabric.
**[17:50] Juju**
How much do you think it'll cost?
**[17:52] Wakana**
*Sorry, but...*
**[17:54] Wakana**
* I'm not quite sure yet, so could you*
* wait until after it's completed?*
**[17:58] Wakana**
*I'll do my best to keep the cost down.*
**[18:00] Juju**
Really?
**[18:01] Juju**
Okay, thanks.
**[18:03] Wakana**
* What did you want to do*
* about hair and makeup?*
**[18:05] Juju**
*You don't need to worry about that.*
**[18:06] Juju**
*I can do that myself.*
**[18:07] Wakana**
All right.
**[18:09] Wakana**
By the way, I went through all
of your cosplay photos, Inui-san.
**[18:14] Juju**
*All of them... eh?*
**[18:16] Wakana**
Yes.
**[18:17] Wakana**
I know it's possible to change
the width of your eyelids,
**[18:20] Wakana**
but there seem to be some pictures where
your eyes look completely different.
**[18:24] Wakana**
How do you pull that off?
**[18:26] Juju**
*Oh, I use tape.*
**[18:29] Wakana**
Tape?
**[18:30] Juju**
* Can you take a look at*
* your phone screen a sec?*
**[18:33] Juju**
*Can you see me?*
**[18:34] Wakana**
Yes, I can.
**[18:37] Juju**
*I use this.*
**[18:38] Juju**
* You can change the shape of*
* your eyes using cosplay tape.*
**[18:41] Juju**
*For example, to make them look bigger,*
**[18:43] Juju**
*tape the area right above your eyes,*
**[18:45] Juju**
*or mid-forehead to the back of your head.*
**[18:48] Juju**
*If you use tape to keep your eyes like this,*
**[18:50] Juju**
*you can change their shape a bit.*
**[18:52] Wakana**
Wow...
**[18:53] Juju**
* You can even do an impromptu facelift*
* or make your jawline sharper.*
**[18:57] Juju**
* You can narrow your eyes,*
* make them more slanted,*
**[18:59] Juju**
*or you can also make them droopy.*
**[19:02] Wakana**
If we had used that, we could've made
Shizuku-tan look more droopy-eyed.
**[19:06] Wakana**
This is really informative!
**[19:07] Juju**
*You didn't know any of this before?*
**[19:09] Wakana**
Yes.
**[19:10] Wakana**
That cosplay was my first experience.
**[19:12] Juju**
*Y-You're kidding, right?*
**[19:14] Juju**
Y-You mean, that outfit was
your first time making one?
**[19:16] Wakana**
*Yes.*
**[19:18] Wakana**
* As you can see, there's*
* so much I need to work on.*
**[19:21] Juju**
So that's why Marin Kitagawa's cosplay
photos were taken on a smartphone
**[19:24] Juju**
rather than a camera...
**[19:27] Juju**
You're just so...
**[19:32] Juju**
Okay.
**[19:33] Juju**
We'll go ahead and take the group
cosplay photos with our camera.
**[19:36] Wakana**
Our?
**[19:37] Juju**
*Oh, I didn't mention this earlier?*
**[19:39] Juju**
*My younger sister takes my photos.*
**[19:42] Wakana**
Oh, I see.
**[19:44] Wakana**
Your sister is a very good photographer.
**[19:46] Wakana**
The backgrounds really sparkle.
**[19:48] Juju**
* Well, we touch them up with*
* photo-editing software.*
**[19:50] Juju**
* You can touch up your skin and even*
* change the color of your eyes.*
**[19:54] Wakana**
That's quite amazing.
**[19:55] Juju**
* You guys should totally*
* invest in a camera, too.*
**[19:59] Wakana**
Um, Inui-san...
**[20:00] Juju**
*What?*
**[20:01] Wakana**
If it's not too much trouble,
**[20:03] Wakana**
could your little sister show me
how to properly use a camera?
**[20:05] Wakana**
There's so much I don't know yet.
**[20:07] Juju**
*Sure...*
**[20:09] Juju**
*But she's still in middle school,*
**[20:11] Juju**
* and if we go to your place,*
* we won't get home until late.*
**[20:14] Wakana**
In that case, I'll meet you somewhere.
**[20:16] Juju**
All right.
**[20:17] Juju**
Will a family restaurant
near my place work, then?
**[20:20] Wakana**
*Yes, that's perfectly fine.*
**[20:22] Juju**
*I'll contact you again later.*
**[20:24] Wakana**
Sure.
**[20:25] Wakana**
Thank you very much.
**[20:29] Wakana**
*A camera, huh...*
**[20:31] Wakana**
* Come to think of it, there were a lot of people*
* with nice cameras at the event we went to.*
***SIGN*** ...photos. I'm also asking if her little sister will show me how to properly use a camera.
***SIGN*** Thanks!
***SIGN*** Inui-san's younger sister will be joining us on the day of
the photoshoot. Apparently Inui-san's younger sister
takes her photos. I'm also asking if her little sister will
show me how to properly use a camera.
***SIGN*** Today
**[20:39] Wakana**
Y-Yes, hello?
**[20:40] Marin**
*I'll come with you!*
**[20:42] Marin**
I wanna learn how to use a camera, too!
**[20:45] Wakana**
*A-All right.*
**[20:46] Wakana**
*I'll ask Inui-san.*
**[20:48] Marin**
Thanks, bud!
**[20:50] Noa**
Marin!
**[20:51] Noa**
I'm so hungry, I'm gonna
drop dead any second here.
**[20:54] Marin**
Sorry, Nowa!
**[20:55] Marin**
Go ahead to the restaurant.
**[20:56] Noa**
Okay...
**[20:58] Marin**
Aw, Juju-sama has a little sister!
**[21:01] Marin**
She's probably the spitting
image of Juju-sama, but tinier,
**[21:04] Marin**
and stupidly adorable.
***SIGN*** Hewwo
**[21:07] Wakana**
*I agree.*
**[21:08] Wakana**
*I can just picture her.*
**[21:10] Marin**
I'm so freakin' excited now!
**[21:15] Shinju**
I-I-It's very nice to meet you...
**[21:17] Juju**
Come on. You're slouching again.
**[21:20] Shinju**
O-Okay...
**[21:21] Juju**
Sorry, she's a bit nervous.
**[21:26] Shinju**
I... I'm Shinju Inui!
**[21:30] Shinju**
I-It's... It's a pleasure to
make your acquaintance!
**[21:40] Wakana**
* Sh-She's not exactly what I imagined,*
* but more importantly...*
**[21:46] Wakana**
*She's in middle school?!*
**[21:47] Marin**
Y-You're that huge in middle school?!
**[21:49] Marin**
Holy crap!
**[21:51] Marin**
Just how big are you?!
**[21:52] Wakana**
Hey! Kitagawa-san—
**[21:53] Marin**
I'm 164 cm!
**[21:57] Shinju**
I-I'm 178 cm...
**[22:00] Marin**
Whoa!
**[22:01] Marin**
I'm so jelly!
**[22:02] Wakana**
*That's *what she meant...
***SIGN*** Episode 8
***SIGN*** I Really Recommend Backlighting
**[23:35] Shinju**
*Next time...*
# E8 - Backlighting Is the Best
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK5WJ8/backlighting-is-the-best)
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**[00:01] Marin**
Whoa, wait...
**[00:02] Marin**
Oh, my god... Ohmigod!
**[00:04] Shinju**
Th-This is one of my favorites, too.
**[00:09] Marin**
This is super cute!
**[00:11] Marin**
You're literally an angel!
**[00:12] Marin**
Juju-sama, I just can't with you!
**[00:14] Marin**
You took all these photos,
right, Shinju-chan?
**[00:18] Shinju**
Yes...
**[00:19] Marin**
You're seriously amazing.
**[00:20] Marin**
I love the photos you take, Shinju-chan.
**[00:23] Shinju**
Th-Thank you...
**[00:25] Juju**
I just asked her to take my photos,
**[00:28] Juju**
but she's the one who created my account
and came up with my cosplay name.
**[00:31] Marin**
Huh...
**[00:33] Wakana**
Why is that?
**[00:35] Shinju**
Well...
**[00:37] Shinju**
My sister won't show anyone her photos.
**[00:40] Shinju**
I just wanted someone to see
these cute pictures of my sister,
**[00:45] Shinju**
so I asked her if it was
okay to make an account.
**[00:49] Shinju**
And then she got *so* many likes.
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but they don't
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Rehashed old-school
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**[00:53] Shinju**
So many people complimented my sister!
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***SIGN*** nyaaaaaakitekuto liked your tweet:
**[00:58] Shinju**
But, I didn't know how to reply
to all of these strangers...
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**[01:03] Shinju**
So I ended up ignoring all of them.
**[01:06] Marin**
That's why you didn't
interact with anyone, huh?
**[01:08] Shinju**
Yes...
**[01:09] Juju**
I'm just cosplaying for myself.
**[01:12] Juju**
I don't care what other people think.
**[01:15] Shinju**
But, but...
**[01:16] Shinju**
You've got so many followers now!
**[01:18] Shinju**
Everyone thinks you're so cute.
**[01:20] Shinju**
It made me really happy.
**[01:23] Marin**
Shinju-chan.
**[01:25] Shinju**
Yes?
**[01:26] Marin**
You must really love Juju-sama!
**[01:29] Shinju**
Yes!
**[01:30] Shinju**
I love her so much!
**[01:36] Marin**
Juju-sama looks super happy.
**[01:39] Juju**
O-Oh, shut up.
***SIGN*** Episode 8
***SIGN*** Backlighting Is the Best
**[03:15] Shinju**
We're borrowing our father's
DSLR for our camera.
**[03:18] Marin**
It looks so cool!
**[03:20] Marin**
Is your dad a professional photographer?
**[03:22] Shinju**
No, photography is just his hobby.
**[03:25] Marin**
So mature!
**[03:26] Shinju**
This camera is great because you
don't have to change the lens!
**[03:31] Wakana**
Do you usually switch out lenses?
**[03:34] Shinju**
You can change them to fit your preferences.
***SIGN*** Fisheye Lens
***SIGN*** Normal Lens
***SIGN*** Telephoto Lens
**[03:36] Shinju**
If you change out the lens,
**[03:38] Shinju**
you get different results, even when
taking the same photo. It's a lot of fun!
**[03:41] Wakana**
Question.
**[03:42] Shinju**
Uh, yes? G-Gojo-san...
**[03:44] Wakana**
Is there a big difference compared to
shooting with a smartphone?
**[03:48] Shinju**
Yes.
**[03:49] Shinju**
The camera gives you a higher resolution
and there's so much more you can do.
**[03:53] Shinju**
For example, if you take a photo
with flowers in the background...
**[03:56] Shinju**
You can blur the background to
make the cosplayer stand out more.
**[04:01] Shinju**
Or you can blur the foreground and
make the whole photo look soft.
**[04:05] Shinju**
If you play with the shutter speed,
**[04:07] Shinju**
you can take a photo with falling
petals without them being blurry.
**[04:10] Wakana**
That's amazing!
**[04:11] Marin**
Aw, man...
**[04:12] Marin**
That sounds like so much fun.
**[04:14] Shinju**
Yes!
**[04:15] Shinju**
Whenever a picture turns out how I want,
**[04:16] Shinju**
or I coincidentally get a great expression,
**[04:18] Shinju**
it makes me so happy.
**[04:21] Shinju**
It makes me want to become better
so I can take even better photos.
**[04:26] Marin**
Plus, you're taking pics of *the* Juju-sama!
**[04:28] Marin**
You must be hyped!
**[04:29] Shinju**
Yes.
**[04:30] Marin**
By the way, you don't cosplay, Shinju-chan?
**[04:35] Marin**
Doesn't seeing so many cosplayers
make you want to try it?
**[04:39] Marin**
And you're like, "They're so cute!
That seems super fun!"
**[04:41] Marin**
"So maybe I'll try it, too," yeah?
**[04:46] Shinju**
Me...?
**[04:48] Juju**
Did you want to cosplay, too?
**[04:51] Shinju**
No...
**[04:53] Shinju**
Not at all.
**[04:53] Shinju**
It doesn't make me want to do it.
**[04:55] Shinju**
I just like taking pictures of my sister.
**[04:57] Shinju**
I'm not going to cosplay...
**[05:00] Marin**
Oh, I see.
**[05:01] Shinju**
Yes.
**[05:03] Marin**
Hey, Shinju-chan. Can I touch your camera?
**[05:06] Shinju**
Sure.
**[05:07] Marin**
Cameras are so cool!
**[05:09] Marin**
I wanna take a photo with a neat
background bokeh effect!
**[05:13] Marin**
I'm totally saving up so I can buy one.
**[05:15] Wakana**
How much do DSLRs cost?
***SIGN*** Tsaica
***SIGN*** camera shop (All 5 Shops)
**[05:20] Wakana**
Oh, here we go.
**[05:23] Wakana**
Huh?
***SIGN*** camera shop (All 5 Shops)
**[05:25] Wakana**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Monochrome
***SIGN*** (All 7 Shops)
**[05:25] Wakana**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** (All 7 Shops)
**[05:26] Wakana**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** (Lens Sold Separately)
**[05:28] Wakana**
Lens sold separately?!
**[05:31] Marin**
Dude, you're so loud!
**[05:33] Juju**
If you add a tripod, flash, and the
rest of the equipment, it costs even more.
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
**[05:40] Marin**
Your mind's totally blown, Gojo-kun.
**[05:43] Wakana**
I can't believe the cameras everyone had at
the other day's event were so expensive...
**[05:49] Marin**
Crazy, am I right?
**[05:51] Marin**
Well, I guess we'll just have to keep
using our smartphones until I save up.
**[05:55] Wakana**
*Ah...*
**[05:55] Wakana**
* Kitagawa-san's not even*
* hesitating on buying one.*
**[05:59] Juju**
There are all kinds of cameras, so make
sure you buy one that's in your budget.
**[06:04] Juju**
By the way, we're going to
scout for shooting locations,
**[06:05] Employee**
Thank you very much.
**[06:07] Juju**
but do you two want to come along?
**[06:09] Juju**
It's the first time I'm renting a studio,
**[06:11] Juju**
so I figured I should
check out my options first.
**[06:13] Marin**
Yeah, totally! I definitely wanna go!
**[06:16] Marin**
I'm in!
**[06:17] Wakana**
I'd love to come along, as well.
**[06:19] Juju**
Okay, then let's meet up at
Shim-Misato Station this weekend.
**[06:23] Marin**
Okay!
**[06:25] Juju**
The place we're going...
**[06:27] Juju**
is a studio studio set up
in an abandoned hospital.
**[06:31] Wakana**
I never knew there were studios like this.
**[06:33] Marin**
This is totally my first time
at an abandoned building.
**[06:36] Shinju**
Mine, too!
**[06:37] Shinju**
I was so excited for today...
**[06:40] Shinju**
I could barely fall asleep last night!
**[06:43] Marin**
Whoa, holy crap! This place rules!
**[06:47] Shinju**
Oh, so it's this kind of place...
**[06:48] Wakana**
You know...
**[06:49] Marin**
Dude, this place is way gloomier
than I thought it'd be!
**[06:50] Wakana**
This is perfect for the abandoned
hospital where Black Lily runs
**[06:52] Wakana**
after she's defeated by
Princess Daisy's straight right.
**[06:55] Juju**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Mumble Mumble Mumble Mumble Mumble
**[06:57] Juju**
It's a depressing development,
**[06:58] Juju**
but I really like the scene where
Shion starts to question herself.
**[07:03] Juju**
More importantly, I guess you
really did watch the whole thing.
**[07:06] Marin**
Gojo-kun!
**[07:07] Marin**
We're gonna take a look upstairs!
**[07:09] Wakana**
All right.
**[07:10] Marin**
Let's go, Shinju-chan!
**[07:11] Shinju**
Yes!
**[07:11] Wakana**
It has a certain atmosphere, doesn't it?
**[07:17] Wakana**
Is something wrong?
**[07:19] Juju**
N-No...
**[07:23] Wakana**
Inui-san, could it be...
**[07:25] Wakana**
Do places like this make you uncomfortable?
**[07:28] Juju**
Th-That's not true at all.
**[07:30] Juju**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[07:31] Juju**
Come on! Let's go!
**[07:33] Wakana**
*Ah, so I was right...*
**[07:35] Marin**
Hm... I mean, it's decent...
**[07:41] Marin**
Isn't it a bit too dark, though?
**[07:44] Shinju**
We have a flash, so we'll be fine.
**[07:46] Marin**
You're, like, invincible!
**[07:48] Shinju**
Flashes and reflectors can be
used for outdoor shoots, too,
**[07:52] Shinju**
so they're great to have.
**[07:53] Marin**
Even if it's sunny outside?
**[07:55] Shinju**
Yes!
**[08:01] Shinju**
When it's nice outside, it's hard to keep
your eyes open because it's too bright,
**[08:05] Shinju**
so you make it your backlighting.
**[08:07] Shinju**
Your skin will look nicer, too.
**[08:10] Shinju**
But then, your face gets darker...
**[08:13] Marin**
Aha!
**[08:14] Marin**
So then you use the reflectors
to brighten up your face!
**[08:16] Shinju**
Yes!
**[08:17] Shinju**
It makes wigs shine and
improves your complexion, too.
**[08:21] Marin**
That's super amazing! I'll pass
that along to Gojo-kun, too!
**[08:24] Shinju**
Backlighting is the best.
***SIGN*** X-Ray Room
**[08:28] Marin**
Looks like it's gonna rain.
**[08:30] Shinju**
Yes...
**[08:33] Marin**
Man, I'd love to do a shoot somewhere
we can get some awesome pics.
**[08:37] Marin**
Actually, where *do* you guys
go to take outdoor pics?
**[08:41] Shinju**
Our yard...
**[08:47] Wakana**
It's really coming down...
**[08:53] Wakana**
Are you all right?
**[08:58] Wakana**
Inui-san?
**[08:59] Juju**
I-I-I'm fine. I'm just a little tired.
**[09:02] Wakana**
*Yeah, she's not fine at all.*
**[09:04] Wakana**
Do you want to wait at the entrance?
**[09:06] Juju**
No!
**[09:08] Juju**
I'm going to cosplay Black Lily.
**[09:12] Juju**
I have to properly see what
this place looks like...
**[09:14] Juju**
or I won't be able to get good pictures.
**[09:19] Wakana**
I can go look for you,
**[09:21] Wakana**
so please wait at the entrance.
**[09:23] Juju**
Hey! I'll do this myself!
**[09:26] Wakana**
But you're pushing yourself, aren't you?
**[09:30] Wakana**
Is there a reason?
**[09:36] Juju**
Do you...
**[09:38] Juju**
have any dreams for the future?
**[09:40] Wakana**
Yes.
**[09:41] Wakana**
To become a hina doll kashirashi.
**[09:44] Wakana**
A job where you make the dolls' faces.
**[09:47] Juju**
That's a lovely dream.
**[09:49] Juju**
You'd better make sure it comes true.
**[09:52] Juju**
In my case...
**[09:57] Juju**
I wanted to become a magical girl.
**[10:02] Juju**
They're just so strong, dazzling, and cool,
**[10:05] Juju**
while wearing cute, frilly, little outfits.
**[10:09] Juju**
I looked up to magical girls
so much when I was little.
**[10:12] Juju**
I was obsessed.
**[10:14] Juju**
I seriously wanted to become
one when I got older.
**[10:18] Juju**
But once you get into elementary
school, you figure it out.
***SIGN*** Flower Princess Blaze!!
**[10:22] Juju**
It's all make-believe.
**[10:25] Juju**
And no matter how much I worked as
hard like a magical girl, or prayed...
**[10:29] Juju**
I knew my dream would never come true.
**[10:33] Juju**
But then, when I was in middle school...
**[10:38] Juju**
I found out you could buy the outfits.
**[10:46] Juju**
I didn't have any prior knowledge, so
I didn't even know how to style the wig.
**[10:50] Juju**
I didn't have any makeup on,
and the outfit was too big for me.
**[10:56] Juju**
My first cosplay was just awful...
**[11:03] Juju**
But still... I was so, so happy.
**[11:08] Juju**
Even if I have to push myself,
even if it's all make believe...
**[11:11] Juju**
I want to make my own dream come true.
**[11:18] Wakana**
Inui-san.
**[11:19] Juju**
What?
**[11:20] Wakana**
Why did you ask me to make such
an important outfit for you?
**[11:25] Wakana**
There are so many people better than me.
**[11:27] Wakana**
You should ask someone else.
**[11:30] Wakana**
Why did you choose me?
**[11:34] Wakana**
When I saw Marin Kitagawa's photos...
**[11:38] Juju**
I was jealous.
**[11:42] Juju**
I know how pathetic being jealous is...
**[11:45] Juju**
But I was so horribly envious,
I didn't know what to do.
**[11:49] Juju**
I thought, "I also want to wear
an outfit made by this person."
**[11:53] Juju**
It had to be them.
**[11:59] Juju**
You're right. There are plenty of
people who can make outfits.
**[12:03] Juju**
But...
**[12:05] Juju**
I'm sorry.
**[12:06] Juju**
I can't explain this very well.
**[12:08] Juju**
It's not exactly logical.
**[12:11] Juju**
I think the best way to describe it is...
**[12:14] Juju**
Seeing the outfit you made
was love at first sight.
**[12:18] Juju**
To be honest, I'm surprised
at myself for being jealous.
**[12:23] Juju**
But jealousy's something you
feel about things that matter.
**[12:27] (Flashback) Gramps**
Ain't they beauties?
**[12:30] (Flashback) Gramps**
Your ol' gramps and his friends
made these hina dolls.
**[12:33] (Flashback) Gramps**
Ain't that amazing?
**[12:35] (Flashback) Young Wakana**
Uh-huh. Wow...
**[12:38] (Flashback) Young Wakana**
They're so pretty.
**[12:41] (Flashback) Young Wakana**
She's the most beautiful
thing in the world...
**[12:47] (Flashback) Gramps**
The most beautiful in the world, eh?
**[12:51] (Flashback) Gramps**
Out of all the doll shops out there,
**[12:53] (Flashback) Gramps**
we're doin' everything we
can to get these beauties
**[12:55] (Flashback) Gramps**
to catch the eyes of customers,
so they'll think these are the best there are.
**[12:58] (Flashback) Gramps**
So hearin' you say they're the best
makes your Gramps really happy.
**[13:05] (Flashback) Young Wakana**
What does "catch the eyes" mean?
**[13:07] (Flashback) Gramps**
Hm... How do I put this?
**[13:12] (Flashback) Gramps**
Basically, we want people to experience
love at first sight with 'em.
**[13:16] (Flashback) Young Wakana**
Me, too...
**[13:19] (Flashback) Young Wakana**
When I get older, I want
to make hina dolls, too.
**[13:24] (Flashback) Young Wakana**
I want to be like you, Gramps.
**[13:31] (Flashback) Gramps**
With a little bit of practice,
you'll be just like your Gramps.
**[13:43] Juju**
Uh?!
**[13:45] Wakana**
Gramps...
**[13:46] Juju**
Uh, what? Wait, what?
**[13:48] Juju**
Why the heck are you crying?!
**[13:49] Juju**
What's your deal?
**[13:50] Juju**
What?! What?! Wh-What the heck is going on?!
**[13:54] Juju**
Say something, damn it!
**[13:58] Wakana**
Fank you sho much...
**[14:01] Wakana**
I just now... realized how
happy Gramps was back then!
**[14:07] Wakana**
I never imagined it was something like this.
**[14:10] Wakana**
I promise... I absolutely promise
that I'll do my best, so you'll...
**[14:13] Narrator**
*Sajuna Inui, age seventeen.*
**[14:16] Narrator**
*Because she attends a private all-girls school,*
**[14:18] Narrator**
* this was the first time she*
* had a boy around her age*
**[14:22] Narrator**
*hold her hand.*
**[14:25] Wakana**
Inui-san?! What's wrong, Inui-san?!
**[14:26] Marin**
Gojo-kun?
**[14:28] Marin**
Dude, the thunder's crazy
out there. You guys good?
**[14:28] Wakana**
Are you okay, Inui-san?!
***SIGN*** Final Exams
**[14:32] Students**
We're done!
**[14:37] Marin**
Gojo-kun!
**[14:39] Marin**
Let's go to the beach!
**[14:41] Marin**
Like, right now!
**[14:44] Wakana**
Huh?
**[14:47] Marin**
Swimming season hasn't started yet and there's
no one around, so this is the best, am I right?
**[14:58] Marin**
We've basically got the
whole place to ourselves.
**[15:01] Wakana**
*We're actually here...*
**[15:05] Wakana**
Um...
**[15:06] Wakana**
Did we come here today to take some photos?
**[15:09] Wakana**
During our location hunt, you said you
wanted to try taking some backlit photos.
**[15:13] Wakana**
Somewhere to take flattering pics.
**[15:17] Marin**
Huh?
**[15:18] Wakana**
Huh?
**[15:20] Marin**
Nah, that's not it at all.
**[15:22] Marin**
We're done with finals, right?
**[15:24] Wakana**
Right.
**[15:25] Marin**
And it's July, right?
**[15:27] Marin**
And it's summer, right?
**[15:30] Marin**
"We headin' to the beach!"
**[15:32] Marin**
That's all.
**[15:34] Marin**
Doesn't going to the beach in your uniform
just scream the power of youth?!
**[15:37] Marin**
This is epic!
**[15:40] Wakana**
* That's right... This is*
* how Kitagawa-san is...*
**[15:44] Wakana**
*She's incredibly proactive...*
**[15:45] Marin**
Definitely eating from this place again.
**[15:47] Marin**
Gojo-kun, could you give me some fries?
**[15:49] Wakana**
Sure...
**[15:50] Marin**
French fries, French fries, yay!
**[15:53] Marin**
Ahh...
**[15:54] Wakana**
Huh?!
**[15:57] Marin**
Wait...
**[15:59] Marin**
Hey!
**[16:00] Marin**
My burger!
**[16:08] Marin**
That bird's still following us.
**[16:10] Wakana**
Should we go somewhere else to eat?
**[16:13] Marin**
Nah, we came all the way here.
**[16:16] Marin**
You wanna have bubble tea
while looking at the ocean?
**[16:18] Marin**
We even brought a mat with us.
**[16:21] Marin**
We can figure out what to do if that
bird steals our food again later.
**[16:29] Wakana**
All right.
**[16:31] Marin**
Gojo-kun?
**[16:33] Wakana**
Please give up on the French fries!
**[16:39] Wakana**
Let's make a break for it!
**[16:42] Wakana**
We still have one more burger!
**[16:48] Wakana**
Oh, no. That was probably littering...
**[16:53] Marin**
Let's go!
**[16:55] Marin**
Bye-bye, Mr. Ham*bird*glar!
**[17:01] Wakana**
Here you go.
**[17:02] Marin**
But that's yours, Gojo-kun. Are you sure?
**[17:04] Wakana**
Yes.
**[17:06] Marin**
Thank you...
**[17:12] Marin**
Mm.
**[17:14] Marin**
It's super good.
**[17:16] Wakana**
Thank you.
**[17:19] Wakana**
I never knew whitebait was good on burgers.
**[17:22] Marin**
I know, right?
**[17:29] Marin**
Yo, this bubble tea is bomb.
**[17:31] Marin**
Want a sip, Gojo-kun?
**[17:32] Wakana**
Huh?
**[17:33] Wakana**
No, that's all right.
**[17:35] Marin**
Yeah?
**[17:46] Marin**
The breeze feels so nice.
**[17:51] Wakana**
Yes.
**[17:54] Marin**
All right, I'm going in.
**[17:57] Marin**
Hang onto this for me.
**[17:59] Wakana**
Huh? Wait, you're going to swim?
**[18:01] Marin**
'Course not! I'm just gonna soak my feet!
**[18:04] Marin**
I decided this spur-of-the-moment,
so I didn't bring a swimsuit, either!
**[18:06] Marin**
Here I go!
**[18:09] Marin**
It's so cold! It feels awesome!
**[18:13] Wakana**
*What a free spirit...*
**[18:18] Marin**
Oh, man!
**[18:19] Marin**
Dude! I caught some seaweed!
**[18:22] Marin**
Do you see this stuff? It's hilarious!
**[18:25] Marin**
Look, Gojo-kun, look!
**[18:28] Wakana**
Oh, I am...
**[18:29] Marin**
Gojo-kun, get in here, my dude!
**[18:31] Marin**
It's like, the best thing ever!
**[18:34] Wakana**
Uh, okay!
**[18:40] Marin**
Hurry, hurry!
**[18:43] Wakana**
One moment... please.
**[18:58] Wakana**
Whoa, a wave.
**[18:59] Wakana**
It really is cold.
**[19:01] Wakana**
Wow...
**[19:03] Wakana**
Um, my feet seem to be
sinking into the sand?!
**[19:06] Marin**
You're way too freaked out.
**[19:08] Marin**
It's like you've never been to the beach.
**[19:10] Wakana**
Uh, it is...
**[19:11] Marin**
Huh?
**[19:12] Marin**
Wait, really?
**[19:14] Marin**
No way... Then again, I guess
Saitama's pretty landlocked.
**[19:17] Wakana**
Er, that's not it, exactly.
**[19:21] Wakana**
Ever since I was little, the way
I had fun was staring at hina dolls
**[19:25] Wakana**
and practicing how to draw the faces.
**[19:31] Wakana**
That's all I ever did, so I never
thought of doing anything else.
**[19:37] Wakana**
As a result, there are a lot
of places I've never been.
**[19:42] Wakana**
Gramps told me that I should
observe a lot of things.
**[19:48] Wakana**
He was right.
**[19:50] Wakana**
This is nothing like what
I've seen on TV or in photos.
**[19:55] Wakana**
The beach is very nice.
**[20:00] Wakana**
It's beautiful.
**[20:11] Marin**
Then... we should go to all
sorts of places together!
**[20:16] Marin**
I-It's almost summer vacation, right?
**[20:18] Marin**
I'll invite you everywhere!
**[20:21] Marin**
So let's go... J-Just the two of us!
**[20:27] Wakana**
Are you sure?
**[20:28] Wakana**
I would love to!
**[20:30] Wakana**
That makes me really happy.
**[20:35] Marin**
Y-You know... I'm getting a little thirsty...
**[20:39] Marin**
I'm gonna have some more tea.
**[20:41] Wakana**
Okay.
**[20:49] Marin**
*I-I totally just blurted, "Just the two of us!"*
**[20:54] Marin**
*Oh, my god! Oh my freakin' God! Ohmigod!*
**[20:56] Marin**
*I'd be* so *embarrassed if he saw how red
my face was! Like, I'd literally die!*
**[21:00] Marin**
*Hold up.*
**[21:01] Marin**
* This means I'm gonna see*
* him all summer break.*
**[21:04] Marin**
*Whoa, I literally can't...*
**[21:06] Marin**
*Holy crap.*
**[21:28] Marin**
Wow...
**[21:30] Marin**
She wasn't joking.
**[21:33] Marin**
He looks super amazing.
**[21:40] Marin**
Uh, dude?!
**[21:41] Marin**
Gojo-kun?!
**[21:43] Wakana**
My body... My whole body's
covered in seaweed!
**[21:46] Wakana**
It's all slippery! And slimy!
**[21:50] Marin**
Gojo-kun, are you okay?!
**[21:52] Marin**
What the heck are you doing?!
**[21:53] Wakana**
I-I tried to go a bit further,
and I slipped on some seaweed.
**[21:58] Marin**
You're totally soaked!
**[22:00] Wakana**
Oh, no...
**[22:00] Wakana**
How can I go home like this?
**[22:02] Marin**
Oh, you'll dry off by then... I think!
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** Because There Was a Lot That I Saw in That Photo
**[23:35] Marin**
*Next time!*
# E9 - A Lot Happened After I Saw That Photo
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU03Z19/a-lot-happened-after-i-saw-that-photo)
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**[00:02] Wakana**
I'm home.
***SIGN*** Gojo Dolls
**[00:03] Marin**
Hello!
***SIGN*** Yuzawaya
**[00:05] Marin**
Does this take care of all the shopping?
**[00:07] Wakana**
Yes!
**[00:08] Wakana**
Also, the mannequin I ordered
will be arriving today.
**[00:11] Marin**
For real? I'm super excited!
***SIGN*** The World's Hobby Shop
**[00:16] Marin**
Oh, hey, Gojo-kun...
**[00:17] Marin**
How's this?
**[00:20] Marin**
Dude, you totally screamed.
**[00:22] Marin**
Don't scare me like that.
**[00:23] Wakana**
B-B-But you suddenly...
sh-showed me your underwear—
**[00:27] Marin**
It's a swimsuit. I bought it earlier
and just wore it out of the store.
***SIGN*** This part
***SIGN*** I think we can use a swimsuit. Are there
swimsuits that sit that high above the hips?
***SIGN*** You mean a high-waisted swimsuit?
***SIGN*** I totally have one
One sec
**[00:30] Marin**
Also, when we were talking
about the outfit yesterday,
**[00:33] Marin**
I sent you a pic, which you totally
saw, but you never replied.
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** It looks like this It's not quite right though, huh?
***SIGN*** Let's go look at swimsuits tomorrow
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Read
**[00:36] Marin**
What's with that? It was so rude.
***SIGN*** Harumph
**[00:38] Wakana**
W-Well...
**[00:40] Wakana**
*A lot happened after I saw that photo...*
**[00:43] Marin**
I had such a hard time finding
any high-waisted ones.
**[00:46] Marin**
I finally found an imported
one. Isn't it awesome?
**[00:50] Marin**
Gojo-kun?
**[00:51] Wakana**
U-Um... If you could just...
**[00:54] Wakana**
Leave me alone for a bit.
***SIGN*** Squee~
**[00:58] Marin**
What's this? Could it be?
**[01:01] Marin**
Are you excited?
**[01:03] Marin**
Oh, Gojo-kun, you little perv—
**[01:06] Wakana**
I'm sorry! The swimsuit is fine!
**[01:08] Wakana**
Just, please! Do not! Touch me right now!
**[01:11] Marin**
Wait, are you mad? My bad.
**[01:13] Wakana**
I'm not mad... Just please,
leave me be for now...
**[01:27] Marin**
This is totally random, but do you ever
blow on cold noodles to cool them off?
**[01:31] Wakana**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Ahaha
**[01:32] Marin**
Isn't it like, totally embarrassing
when you realize it?
**[01:35] Marin**
This turned out super nice!
**[01:38] Marin**
I'm so happy right now.
**[01:40] Wakana**
You seem very happy.
**[01:41] Marin**
Of course I am!
**[01:43] Marin**
It feels so nice when you feel
like you're actually being useful.
**[01:47] Marin**
I mean, getting all up in my feels just for
painting this thing is a bit much, but...
**[01:55] Wakana**
*So I... was actually useful.*
**[02:00] Marin**
It's so frickin' pretty! I'm even
more hyped for this cosplay now!
**[02:04] Marin**
Maybe I'll try it on.
**[02:06] Wakana**
Wait, Kitagawa-san!
**[02:07] Marin**
I totally don't mind you watching.
**[02:09] Wakana**
I-I absolutely will not!
What are you talking about?!
**[02:11] Marin**
I've got a fancy bra on today,
so I totes don't mind.
**[02:14] Marin**
Lookie!
**[02:18] Marin**
*That was deffo* not *the one
I wanted to show off...*
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** A Lot Happened After I Saw That Photo
***SIGN*** Gojo Dolls
**[04:03] Marin**
So effing cute.
**[04:04] Wakana**
How is it, Inui-san?
**[04:07] Juju**
It's amazing.
**[04:09] Juju**
It fits me perfectly. It's gorgeous.
**[04:13] Marin**
So precious...
**[04:15] Wakana**
Is it hard to move around in at all?
**[04:16] Juju**
No, it's fine.
**[04:18] Wakana**
If there's anything you're not
satisfied with, please let me know.
**[04:21] Juju**
Well...
**[04:22] Juju**
The skirt could be poofier.
***SIGN*** Ask Inui-san.
***SIGN*** Make all the decorations on the cap gold.
***SIGN*** Upper arm 23 cm Use a fabric that'll stretch easily.
***SIGN*** Military uniform base. Outlines her figure well.
***SIGN*** Think about how the fabric fits around her arms and hips.
***SIGN*** Add a crease to accent her eyelids
***SIGN*** Put on 6 buttons.
***SIGN*** Waist 55 cm
***SIGN*** Use cosplay tape to make her eyes narrower
***SIGN*** Add eyeliner to make her eyes more beautiful.
***SIGN*** Light blue color contacts
**[04:26] Wakana**
Oh, you're right. Should we
try putting in some wiring?
**[04:29] Juju**
I think we'll be fine if I just wear
a firm tutu underneath. I have one.
**[04:33] Wakana**
All right.
**[04:35] Wakana**
Would you like to try the cape, too?
**[04:36] Juju**
Yes.
**[04:37] Marin**
I wanna see!
**[04:40] Juju**
You used embossed fabric for the lining.
**[04:43] Juju**
It's beautiful.
**[04:44] Wakana**
The only thing is this fabric is a bit thick,
so it might be harder to pose in.
**[04:48] Juju**
It's fine.
**[04:49] Juju**
If we take multiple shots while I'm moving,
it'll look like it's waving, too.
**[04:53] Juju**
The heavier fabric will actually look nicer.
**[04:56] Marin**
* She sounds super cool! I wish I sounded like*
* I actually knew what I was talking about!*
**[05:01] Wakana**
How's yours, Kitagawa-san?
**[05:02] Marin**
Uh, yup.
**[05:05] Marin**
Um, uh...
**[05:07] Marin**
This part is like squeeze, and...
**[05:10] Marin**
It's insane!
**[05:11] Marin**
The thingies on my shoulders
are cool, too, and...
**[05:14] Marin**
mega insane!
**[05:15] Marin**
And this part is too cute, and...
**[05:17] Marin**
It's super-duper insane!
***SIGN*** Blush
**[05:20] Juju**
You don't have to push yourself.
**[05:21] Wakana**
Thank you so much.
**[05:24] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san, I'd like to do your makeup
and have you put your wig on, too,
**[05:27] Wakana**
so let's get your hair up.
**[05:29] Marin**
Okay!
**[05:32] Juju**
Marin Kitagawa.
**[05:34] Juju**
Is this the only shade of
foundation you have?
**[05:37] Marin**
Yes.
**[05:38] Juju**
If you choose a tone that's one shade lighter
**[05:40] Juju**
when you're wearing a light
wig, it'll match better.
**[05:43] Juju**
Use some color-correcting makeup, too.
***SIGN*** Juju-sama's
makeup tutorial
***SIGN*** Base layer
**[05:46] Juju**
I think blue might work
well for Black Lobelia.
***SIGN*** Purple or blue color-corrector
***SIGN*** This will make your skin look even lighter
**[05:48] Juju**
She is an enemy, after all.
***SIGN*** Foundation
**[05:50] Juju**
If you don't have any, you
can use mine for the shoot.
**[05:51] Marin**
Really? That'd be super awesome!
***SIGN*** This will make you skin look even lig
**[05:54] Wakana**
All right, let's change
the shape of your eyes.
**[05:56] Marin**
Wait, what?!
**[05:57] Wakana**
We'll use cosplay tape.
**[05:59] Wakana**
Inui-san told me about it, so I bought some.
***SIGN*** We want to turn this
**[06:01] Wakana**
I didn't think fake eyelashes would accurately
depict Black Lobelia's sharper eye shape.
***SIGN*** into this
**[06:06] Wakana**
Also, I was curious to see how it worked.
**[06:07] Marin**
Noice. Let's give it a shot!
**[06:09] Wakana**
Take the corner of the eye and
lift up gradually diagonally.
**[06:14] Wakana**
Like this?
**[06:15] Marin**
This feels weird.
**[06:16] Juju**
Once you apply it, use bobby pins to
keep the wig cap and tape in place.
**[06:20] Marin**
And my eyebrows?
**[06:21] Marin**
Should I shave 'em off?
**[06:22] Wakana**
This time, your eyebrows should
be even, so you don't have to.
**[06:25] Juju**
Wait, you shaved them totally off last time?
**[06:30] Wakana**
We're done.
**[06:31] Juju**
Yeah, looks good.
**[06:33] Marin**
Good job. Hey, hand me a mirror.
**[06:36] Wakana**
Sure, here you go.
**[06:43] Marin**
Holy... crap! Does my face
always look like this?!
**[06:48] Marin**
I... Have I...
**[06:51] Marin**
Have I always been Black Lobelia?!
**[06:53] Juju**
No, you dummy.
**[06:54] Juju**
That wig's a great color. Where's it from?
**[06:56] Wakana**
Swallowtail! It really is beautiful.
***SIGN*** Flinch
***SIGN*** Bonk Bonk Bonk
***SIGN*** Bonk Bonk Bonk
**[07:05] Juju**
You seem really happy.
***SIGN*** Beaming
**[07:07] Marin**
I'm even more hyped now!
**[07:08] Marin**
I can't wait until our group cosplay!
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[07:11] Marin**
I was so looking forward to it...
***SIGN*** Fukudaya
**[07:15] Juju**
Sudden rainstorms are common
this time of year. It happens.
**[07:19] Juju**
It's cooler and darker now, and this
fits the image more, so it's fine.
**[07:22] Marin**
I know, but it just brings
down the mood, you know?
**[07:27] Juju**
That corset is really nice.
**[07:31] Juju**
I love Black Lobelia's outfit.
**[07:34] Marin**
You totally get it!
**[07:36] Marin**
Corsets just kinda rule, don't they?
**[07:38] Marin**
Maybe also 'cause it
looks kinda like a dress.
**[07:40] Marin**
And it's ruffly but still Gothic.
**[07:42] Marin**
Ever since I was a kid, I loved the difference
between Neon-oneetama and Black Lobelia.
**[07:47] Marin**
So I'm super stoked to be cosplaying her!
**[07:50] Juju**
Yeah...
**[07:51] Marin**
Actually... I have a request.
**[07:54] Juju**
What?
***SIGN*** Fidget Fidget
**[07:55] Marin**
Um...
**[07:56] Marin**
Could we get a picture t-together... maybe?
**[08:01] Juju**
Sure, whatever.
**[08:04] Marin**
For real?! Yay! You're the best!
***SIGN*** Right in the feels...
**[08:09] Marin**
Thank you so much... I can't right now...
**[08:13] Marin**
Is it okay if I tweet this?
**[08:15] Juju**
Sure... But your makeup's running.
**[08:18] Juju**
Shinju sure is late.
**[08:20] Juju**
It usually doesn't take her
this long to get ready.
***SIGN*** I'll go check on her
**[08:23] Marin**
Gojo-kun's not back yet, either.
**[08:26] Marin**
Ohmigod, I'm getting so many likes!
**[08:28] Marin**
My photos barely ever get any!
**[08:30] Marin**
Juju-sama, you're too amazing! I can't!
**[08:33] Juju**
That's because you usually only
upload pictures of your meals.
**[08:35] Juju**
What's with the pics of fried rice
with all kinds of stuff on it?
**[08:38] Marin**
Oh, that's my cooking.
**[08:40] Juju**
You must be kidding.
**[08:41] Marin**
I'm getting a ton of replies!
"Wow, Juju actually exists."
**[08:45] Juju**
Of course I do! What the hell?
**[08:47] Marin**
Well, you never go to
cosplay events, Juju-sama.
**[08:51] Wakana**
Sorry to keep you waiting!
**[08:54] Marin**
Heya, what took you so long—
**[08:56] Marin and Juju**
Huh?!
**[09:02] Marin**
Wait...
**[09:04] (Flashback) Wakana**
Wait, Inui-san?
**[09:06] (Flashback) Wakana**
What's wrong? Inui-san?!
**[09:09] (Flashback) Wakana**
Inui-san!
***SIGN*** Scouting (Location Hunting) Day
**[09:13] (Flashback) Juju**
I'm so sorry.
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[09:15] (Flashback) Juju**
I'm the one who wanted to go,
and I ended up fainting.
**[09:18] (Flashback) Marin**
Oh, no worries! Shinju-chan and I
managed to check the whole place out.
**[09:22] (Flashback) Shinju**
Yes.
**[09:23] (Flashback) Shinju**
I took pictures, so we can look at
them together when we get home.
**[09:25] (Flashback) Juju**
Okay...
**[09:27] (Flashback) Wakana**
I guess you weren't feeling well.
**[09:29] (Flashback) Wakana**
I'm sorry I didn't realize it sooner.
**[09:34] (Flashback) Juju**
I-I feel just fine...
**[09:36] (Flashback) Marin**
Then can we call it a day?
**[09:39] (Flashback) Wakana**
That's a good idea.
**[09:40] (Flashback) Marin**
Okay.
**[09:41] (Flashback) Marin**
I have plans with Nowa and the others
in Shibuya, so I'll see you guys later.
**[09:45] (Flashback) Marin**
Finals are coming up, so we're
gonna get hyped at karaoke.
**[09:47] (Flashback) Juju**
Just study like normal people.
**[09:49] (Flashback) Marin**
See you, Gojo-kun!
**[09:51] (Flashback) Wakana**
Yes.
**[09:52] (Flashback) Juju**
We should get going, too.
**[09:54] (Flashback) Shinju**
This is my first time at Shim-Misato,
**[09:57] (Flashback) Shinju**
so do you mind if I browse
the shops by the station first?
**[09:59] (Flashback) Juju**
Okay, I'm going to head home first, then.
**[10:02] (Flashback) Juju**
Be careful.
**[10:03] (Flashback) Shinju**
Okay.
**[10:06] (Flashback) Wakana**
Um...
**[10:07] (Flashback) Shinju**
Is something wrong?
**[10:09] (Flashback) Shinju**
Did you have another
question about the camera?
**[10:11] (Flashback) Wakana**
Oh, n-no...
**[10:14] (Flashback) Wakana**
If I've got the wrong idea,
I apologize in advance.
**[10:17] (Flashback) Wakana**
But, um...
**[10:19] (Flashback) Wakana**
Did you actually want to
cosplay, too, Inui-san?
**[10:26] (Flashback) Wakana**
When we first met the other day,
**[10:27] (Flashback) Wakana**
I wondered if it was hard to
say so in front of your sister.
**[10:34] (Flashback) Wakana**
I'm sorry! I m-must've had the wrong idea!
**[10:37] (Flashback) Wakana**
Please forget I ever said
anything. I'll be going now!
**[10:41] (Flashback) Shinju**
I-I would like to try it, actually...
**[10:46] (Flashback) Shinju**
I have a character that I love
very much, so I'd love to try...
**[10:52] (Flashback) Shinju**
Just like Marin-san said,
**[10:54] (Flashback) Shinju**
I've been jealous, watching my sister cosplay.
**[11:00] (Flashback) Wakana**
Then...
**[11:01] (Flashback) Shinju**
But... I just can't!
**[11:05] (Flashback) Shinju**
I'd... never look good as this character.
**[11:09] (Flashback) Shinju**
I'm not cute like my sister.
**[11:13] (Flashback) Shinju**
I'm not skinny, and this character
is completely different from me.
**[11:18] (Flashback) Shinju**
I can't be like that...
I'd end up looking weird.
**[11:23] (Flashback) Shinju**
So I shouldn't even try.
**[11:27] (Flashback) Shinju**
And...
**[11:29] (Flashback) Shinju**
If I ended up doing a weird cosplay,
and upset my sister...
**[11:34] (Flashback) Shinju**
I don't know what I'd do if she hated me!
**[11:36] (Flashback) Shinju**
I'm too scared...
**[11:42] (Flashback) Wakana**
The other day...
**[11:44] (Flashback) Wakana**
I saw so many cosplayers enjoying
cosplaying for the first time...
**[11:50] (Flashback) Wakana**
And thought that the best thing about cosplay
is that you can be anything that you want.
**[11:58] (Flashback) Wakana**
If you feel like trying it,
even just a little,
**[12:01] (Flashback) Wakana**
you should definitely cosplay!
**[12:03] (Flashback) Wakana**
I'll help you.
**[12:06] (Flashback) Wakana**
And I'm pretty sure your sister
would never judge you, Inui-san.
**[12:16] (Flashback) Shinju**
Gojo-san, please...
**[12:19] (Flashback) Shinju**
Please help me!
**[12:21] (Flashback) Wakana**
Yes, of course!
**[12:24] (Flashback) Wakana**
So, what series did you want to cosplay from?
**[12:27] (Flashback) Shinju**
Well, actually...
**[12:28] (Flashback) Shinju**
I also want to cosplay a character
from "Flower Princess Blaze!!"
***SIGN*** Fidget Fidget
**[12:32] (Flashback) Wakana**
Oh, I see!
**[12:34] Wakana**
*I wonder who she wants to be?*
**[12:35] Wakana**
* She said it was someone different from her,*
* so maybe it's the heroine, Mirai-chan.*
**[12:39] (Flashback) Shinju**
I...
**[12:40] (Flashback) Shinju**
want to be Soma-oniichan.
**[12:43] (Flashback) Wakana**
Soma-oniichan?
**[12:45] (Flashback) Shinju**
I've always looked up to
Soma-oniichan so much.
**[12:48] (Flashback) Shinju**
He's so strong and cool.
**[12:50] (Flashback) Shinju**
And whenever his little sister Mirai-chan is
in trouble, he's always there to help her out.
***SIGN*** Soft...
**[12:54] (Flashback) Shinju**
He reminds me so much
of my sister, I love him.
**[12:58] (Flashback) Wakana**
I see...
**[12:59] (Flashback) Wakana**
While we're at it, why don't you join
their cosplay group on the shoot day?
**[13:03] (Flashback) Wakana**
I'm sure they'd both be very happy.
**[13:04] (Flashback) Shinju**
S-Sure!
**[13:06] (Flashback) Shinju**
B-But could you keep this a
secret until the day of?
**[13:09] (Flashback) Shinju**
This is my first time,
so I'm a bit embarrassed.
**[13:11] (Flashback) Wakana**
All right.
**[13:12] (Flashback) Shinju**
Um... Do you really think I can pull it off?
**[13:16] (Flashback) Wakana**
What do you mean?
**[13:17] (Flashback) Shinju**
I'm f-f-fat... so I have a hard
time fitting in some clothes...
**[13:23] Wakana**
*I wouldn't really call that "fat"...*
**[13:26] (Flashback) Shinju**
And I only have my allowance,
so I don't have much money...
**[13:30] Wakana**
* That's right! She looks*
* so much older, I forgot!*
**[13:33] Wakana**
* She's in middle school, so she*
* can't work a part-time job yet!*
**[13:36] Wakana**
* That's going to be rough.*
* I won't be able to make a costume...*
**[13:39] Wakana**
* N-No. Cosplay can definitely*
* be an expensive hobby,*
**[13:43] Wakana**
* but it's not like everyone*
* has a lot of money to spare.*
**[13:45] Wakana**
* They should be able to enjoy*
* it even with limited funds.*
**[13:48] Wakana**
*There has to be a way.*
**[13:50] Wakana**
*Think... Think!*
**[13:53] (Flashback) Shinju**
O-Of course, it must be too difficult...
**[13:55] (Flashback) Wakana**
No!
**[13:57] (Flashback) Wakana**
I'll definitely figure it out!
***SIGN*** Gojo Dolls
**[14:03] (Flashback) Wakana**
First, let's start with the outfit.
**[14:05] (Flashback) Shinju**
Right...
**[14:07] (Flashback) Wakana**
If we use this uniform for your outfit,
we won't have to buy one.
**[14:09] (Flashback) Shinju**
Is this your uniform, Gojo-san?
***SIGN*** Please adopt me
**[14:11] (Flashback) Wakana**
I remembered a thought I had while
watching "Flower Princess Blaze!!"
**[14:14] (Flashback) Wakana**
Soma-oniichan and Sakuya's uniform
looks like the one from my school.
**[14:19] (Flashback) Shinju**
It really does!
**[14:21] (Flashback) Shinju**
Is it really okay to borrow it?
**[14:22] (Flashback) Wakana**
Yes.
**[14:23] (Flashback) Wakana**
I'm not sure if it'll fit you, but...
**[14:26] (Flashback) Shinju**
Hup.
**[14:29] Wakana**
* If Kitagawa-san had been the one who*
* wanted to cosplay Soma-oniichan...*
***SIGN*** Dude, this is huge on me
**[14:33] (Flashback) Marin**
Dude, this is huge on me!
**[14:35] Wakana**
*W-Would I have lent her my uniform?*
**[14:37] (Flashback) Shinju**
Gojo-san! I did it!
***SIGN*** Flinch
**[14:39] (Flashback) Wakana**
Okay!
**[14:41] (Flashback) Wakana**
How does it—
***SIGN*** Yikes!
***SIGN*** Gonna
***SIGN*** Burst
***SIGN*** Tight
***SIGN*** Shake
Shake
***SIGN*** Tight
***SIGN*** Shake
***SIGN*** Boom!
**[14:57] (Flashback) Shinju**
I-I-I-I'm so sorry about the buttons!
***SIGN*** Awawawa
**[15:00] (Flashback) Wakana**
Inui-san, your front! Your front!
***SIGN*** Sad
**[15:03] (Flashback) Shinju**
I'm so sorry...
**[15:04] (Flashback) Wakana**
Oh, no problem. I can sew
this back on in no time.
**[15:08] (Flashback) Wakana**
The size seemed about right, though.
**[15:10] (Flashback) Wakana**
A little hemming should do the trick.
**[15:11] (Flashback) Shinju**
Yes. I'll be rolling up the sleeves,
so the length was perfect, too.
**[15:15] (Flashback) Wakana**
So, the only problem is your che—
**[15:18] (Flashback) Wakana**
I-I mean, how to make you look
like you have a guy's physique.
**[15:21] (Flashback) Shinju**
Right...
**[15:22] Wakana**
* At this rate, she'd just*
* be wearing a guy's uniform.*
**[15:26] Wakana**
* I guess we'll have to somehow*
* make her chest stand out less*
**[15:29] Wakana**
*and somehow make her look like a guy...*
**[15:32] Wakana**
*Hina dolls wouldn't have this problem...*
**[15:35] Wakana**
* They also wear a kimono,*
* so there aren't any buttons.*
**[15:38] Wakana**
*Kimono...*
**[15:39] Wakana**
*That's it!*
***SIGN*** Ta-da!
**[15:40] (Flashback) Wakana**
Let's try a sarashi wrap!
***SIGN*** Not having cleavage would help a lot
**[15:42] (Flashback) Wakana**
If we use a sarashi to give
you a more even shape,
**[15:44] (Flashback) Wakana**
I think we can make you look more like a guy.
**[15:47] (Flashback) Wakana**
How about we give it a try?
**[15:48] (Flashback) Shinju**
All right.
**[15:52] Wakana**
* Come to think of it, Kitagawa-san*
* wore two NuBras...*
**[15:58] Wakana**
* Changing how your face and body*
* look just to look like a character*
**[16:02] Wakana**
*is actually pretty amazing...*
***SIGN*** But
**[16:07] (Flashback) Wakana**
But...
**[16:08] Marin**
*It's basically the ultimate form of love!*
**[16:10] Marin**
*I love her, so I want to be her!*
**[16:13] Wakana**
* I think it's because they love these characters*
* so much that they're able to do this.*
**[16:31] (Flashback) Shinju**
My stomach doesn't stand out as much anymore,
**[16:34] (Flashback) Shinju**
but my chest still—
**[16:35] (Flashback) Wakana**
Right...
**[16:37] (Flashback) Wakana**
Also, that shirt still eventuates your curves,
showing your girlish figure,
**[16:42] (Flashback) Wakana**
so we'll have to adjust the shoulders, too.
**[16:44] (Flashback) Shinju**
Soma-oniichan is really athletic,
so I'd like to make him look strong.
***SIGN*** Kyudo Club
**[16:48] (Flashback) Wakana**
I understand. We should make
your shoulders broader somehow.
**[16:51] Wakana**
* More than anything, we have to*
* do something about her chest.*
**[16:53] Wakana**
* How did the people who were dressed*
* as guys at the event handle this?*
***SIGN*** Accepting Answers
***SIGN*** Question from:
***SIGN*** I want to dress up as a guy for an event, but I have a big chest, and because I'm still new at this, I can't make my chest small enough. How does everyone else make their chest smaller?
***SIGN*** Answer (1) Questions (92)
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***SIGN*** Answers (1 answer)
***SIGN*** Hello, I hope you don't mind me answering. I'd recommend a B holder. I also had a hard time getting my chest small enough when I would cosplay guys, but after using a B holder and some taping, I managed to get the physique I was going for. I would recommend you give that a shot.
***SIGN*** Hello, I hope you don't mind me answering. I'd recommend a B Holder.
I also had a hard time getting my chest small enough when I would
cosplay guys, but after using a B Holder and some taping, I managed to
get the physique I was going for. I would recommend you give that a shot.
**[16:57] (Flashback) Wakana**
Hm? A B holder?
**[16:59] (Flashback) Wakana**
I wonder what that is.
***SIGN*** Chest flattener with hooks
***SIGN*** Undergarment that will help flatten the volume of your chest when cross-dressing, cosplaying, or wearing formal clothes. For B~H cups. It can almost completely flatten your chest.
***SIGN*** *"B Holder" is a registered trademark of LBeRoad.
**[17:01] (Flashback) Shinju**
Wow, it changes this much?!
**[17:03] (Flashback) Shinju**
They have my size, too!
**[17:05] (Flashback) Wakana**
But something this amazing
must be really expensive—
***SIGN*** Choose your option
***SIGN*** (Price with tax) 3600 yen Free shipping
8 points (1x) See details
**[17:08] (Flashback) Shinju and Wakana**
Or not!
***SIGN*** Or not!!
**[17:10] (Flashback) Wakana**
This! This is it!
**[17:12] (Flashback) Wakana**
We can actually adjust
your body shape at this price!
**[17:14] (Flashback) Shinju**
Yes! I'll buy it right now!
**[17:17] (Flashback) Wakana**
Now we just have to get you a wig.
**[17:19] (Flashback) Wakana**
I'd like to buy it when I go shopping next,
so may I measure your head circumference?
**[17:24] (Flashback) Shinju**
Sure, of course.
**[17:26] (Flashback) Wakana**
Please look straight forward,
and sit up straight...
***SIGN*** Squish
***SIGN*** Gojo Dolls
**[17:36] (Flashback) Wakana**
I-I'm so sorry! That wasn't on purpose!
**[17:38] (Flashback) Shinju**
I-It's... It's okay! I'm so sorry!
**[17:44] (Flashback) Wakana**
Sorry to have you come all
this way when you live so far away.
**[17:47] (Flashback) Shinju**
It's fine.
**[17:49] (Flashback) Wakana**
I bought your wig.
***SIGN*** Necessary items
-Scissors
-Hair clip
-Comb
-Mannequin head
-Hair wax, etc.
**[17:51] (Flashback) Wakana**
Your cosplay is a secret, so let's
go ahead and cut it ourselves.
***SIGN*** Section off the hair
***SIGN*** Don't try to cut
everything at once
to make sure
it's all balanced
***SIGN*** Set with hairspray
***SIGN*** Complete
**[18:00] Shinju**
*Amazing...*
**[18:01] Shinju**
* This is his first time, and he's*
* showing no hesitation at all.*
***SIGN*** ...Ghh.
**[18:22] (Flashback) Wakana**
This sure is nerve-racking.
***SIGN*** Blank
**[18:27] (Flashback) Wakana**
It's hard to cut when I know I can't mess up.
**[18:32] (Flashback) Shinju**
Oh, I'm sorry!
**[18:33] (Flashback) Shinju**
I was just relieved that you
feel like that sometimes, too.
**[18:37] (Flashback) Wakana**
O-Of course I do!
**[18:38] (Flashback) Shinju**
You make such amazing outfits,
***SIGN*** Look
**[18:40] (Flashback) Shinju**
so I thought you were super
talented and could do anything.
**[18:43] (Flashback) Wakana**
Oh, no! There's so much that I can't do!
**[18:46] (Flashback) Wakana**
Even now, I'm trying to figure things out.
**[18:47] (Flashback) Shinju**
Really?
**[18:52] (Flashback) Wakana**
There's someone who I really
look up to in my class.
**[18:56] (Flashback) Wakana**
She's a ray of sunshine,
loved by everyone around her.
**[19:00] (Flashback) Wakana**
She's incredibly strong and able
to say whatever's on her mind.
**[19:04] (Flashback) Wakana**
I figured that she didn't
have troubles like I did.
**[19:09] (Flashback) Wakana**
But then, one thing led to another,
**[19:12] (Flashback) Wakana**
and I ended up spending a lot of time
with her, and I found out...
**[19:17] (Flashback) Wakana**
She also had things she
wanted to do but couldn't...
**[19:19] (Flashback) Wakana**
Things didn't always go her way.
**[19:21] (Flashback) Wakana**
She even messed up at times.
**[19:24] (Flashback) Wakana**
She has the same feelings I do...
**[19:27] (Flashback) Wakana**
She was just so happy...
**[19:32] (Flashback) Wakana**
She can be really cute sometimes.
***SIGN*** Gasp
**[19:35] (Flashback) Wakana**
I-I didn't mean to make it sound like that!
**[19:39] (Flashback) Wakana**
Um... Wait...
**[19:41] (Flashback) Wakana**
What was I trying to say?
**[19:43] (Flashback) Wakana**
Well...
**[19:46] (Flashback) Wakana**
We can't see what they're feeling inside,
**[19:49] (Flashback) Wakana**
but we've all got struggles.
**[19:53] (Flashback) Wakana**
I'll continue to cut this.
**[19:58] Shinju**
*Everyone has a lot going on...*
**[20:03] Shinju**
*Is that how it is?*
**[20:05] (Flashback) Wakana**
Let's do your makeup, too.
***SIGN*** Proud
***SIGN*** Outfit: 0 yen B Holder: 3600 yen Wig: 1799 yen Color contacts: 1999 yen Makeup tools, shoulder pads, etc: About 2000 yen
***SIGN*** Grand Total:
9500 yen
Yay!!
**[20:07] (Flashback) Wakana**
I got all your makeup at a hundred-yen shop,
**[20:09] (Flashback) Wakana**
so the total for everything
was under 10,000 yen.
**[20:12] (Flashback) Shinju**
Thank you so much!
***SIGN*** First time applying foundation
**[20:18] (Flashback) Wakana**
Next, let's do your eyes.
**[20:20] (Flashback) Wakana**
To make your eyes look a little more manly,
**[20:22] (Flashback) Wakana**
we'll extend the eyeliner a bit.
**[20:25] (Flashback) Wakana**
Lastly, we'll adjust the wig and...
**[20:29] (Flashback) Wakana**
This is...
**[20:31] Juju**
Sh...
**[20:33] Juju**
Shinju?
**[20:36] Shinju**
U-Um... You see...
**[20:40] Shinju**
I-I... also...
**[20:43] Shinju**
t-tried cosplaying...
**[20:49] Juju**
You look amazing! Absolutely
amazing! Seriously amazing!
**[20:52] Juju**
I couldn't actually tell it was you, Shinju!
**[20:52] Marin**
What she said, though!
**[20:53] Marin**
Holy crap, holy crap, I can't!
**[20:55] Juju**
You actually look like the real Soma-kun!
**[20:56] Marin**
I thought the real Soma-oniichan
showed up for a sec and freaked!
**[20:56] Shinju**
Um...
**[20:57] Juju**
I can't believe it! Is this real? You're Shinju?!
**[20:58] Marin**
Like, what?! He's actually
here! The real deal is here!
**[20:59] Shinju**
Uh... I-I...
**[21:02] Juju**
You really look wonderful!
Absolutely lovely, Shinju!
**[21:06] Juju**
You look *so* good!
**[21:12] Wakana**
Isn't this great?
**[21:18] Shinju**
Yes...
**[21:19] Marin**
Hey, Shinju-chan!
**[21:20] Marin**
How'd you... where'd your boobies go?!
**[21:23] Marin**
It's a total mystery!
**[21:24] Shinju**
I bound my chest using a
B Holder and a sarashi wrap.
**[21:27] Shinju**
He also added shoulder pads.
**[21:29] Marin**
You have a girly face!
**[21:31] Wakana**
Girly?
**[21:33] Marin**
You've got the powerful presence
of a dude, but your smile is so girly,
**[21:35] Marin**
the difference is amazing!
**[21:36] Marin**
Ohemgee, this is awesome!
**[21:37] Marin**
I can't right now! Or rather...
**[21:40] Marin**
Can I take a selfie with you?
**[21:41] Marin**
Let's take one together!
**[21:42] Marin**
Please!
**[21:47] Shinju**
Sure.
**[21:50] Marin**
H-Hey! Let's take one more! This time...
**[21:53] Wakana**
Er, we should get started
before our time runs out...
**[21:55] Juju**
Oh, right! It's 15,000 yen per hour!
Shinju, get the camera...
**[21:58] Shinju**
R-Right!
**[22:01] Wakana**
That camera costs 190,000 yen...
**[22:01] Marin**
Oh, shit!
**[22:02] Juju**
B-Be more careful, for crying out loud!
**[22:03] Shinju**
We're okay.
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** We've All Got Struggles
**[23:35] Girls**
*Next time.*
# E10 - We've All Got Struggles
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNW9VQ/weve-all-got-struggles)
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**[00:07] Shinju**
You look so cute! You're *so* cute!
**[00:10] Shinju**
You're so cute, Onee-chan!
**[00:12] Marin**
I know, right? Totes cute!
**[00:14] Wakana**
* So this is what Shinju's like*
* when she's taking photos.*
**[00:18] Shinju**
You should get in the shot next!
**[00:20] Marin**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Refreshing Sweat
**[00:23] Shinju**
I want to get the shot where
Shion-chan first becomes Black Lily
**[00:26] Shinju**
and Black Lobelia tries to find out
if she's really on her side or not.
**[00:31] Marin**
Hell yeah!
**[00:33] Shinju**
Is that okay, Onee-chan?
**[00:37] Juju**
Sure.
**[00:39] Juju**
* Everything's going okay. Even though*
* we're at an abandoned hospital,*
**[00:43] Juju**
* there are a lot of us here,*
* so I'm managing.*
**[00:44] Juju**
*Let's just keep things going.*
**[01:07] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san, no!
**[01:08] Wakana**
Black Lobelia always...
**[01:10] Wakana**
has a sad face!
**[01:13] Wakana**
You're smiling too much!
**[01:15] Marin**
Juju-sama, you are the epitome
of cuteness! I can't deal!
**[01:19] Marin**
I'm super sorry for touching your face.
**[01:21] Juju**
It's fine.
**[01:22] Marin**
But seriously, I'm having
so much fun right now!
**[01:25] Marin**
I can't get rid of this
stupid grin! Holy crap!
**[01:27] Shinju**
I totally understand!
You just can't help but smile!
**[01:30] Wakana**
Well, we have plenty of time.
**[01:31] Juju**
*What are you talking about?*
**[01:33] Juju**
* You're goofing off, totally out-of-character*
* and smiling, and it's affecting our photoshoot.*
**[01:39] Juju**
*I can't stand this.*
**[01:41] Juju**
* You're the type of cosplayer*
* I dislike the most.*
**[01:46] Juju**
What am I even going to do with you?
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** We've All Got Struggles
**[01:54] Shinju**
Next, let's get some solo shots
with you, Marin-san.
**[01:56] Marin**
Okie dokie!
**[01:57] Juju**
Wakana Gojo.
**[01:59] Wakana**
Yes?
**[02:03] Juju**
Thank you very much... for
everything you did for Shinju.
**[02:06] Wakana**
Oh, no! It was nothing.
**[02:08] Juju**
That aside, you probably only had her pay for
the raw materials for her outfit, didn't you?
**[02:13] Juju**
I knew it.
**[02:15] Juju**
There are other costs involved,
like transportation,
**[02:17] Juju**
but she probably has no idea.
**[02:20] Juju**
I'm sorry, I'll pay you back myself.
**[02:22] Wakana**
She mentioned she only gets an
allowance, so it's all right...
**[02:25] Juju**
No, it's not. You need to be
serious when it comes to money.
**[02:31] Juju**
But really, thank you so much
for looking after Shinju.
**[02:35] Juju**
I had no idea that she loved Soma-kun
so much that she wanted to cosplay him.
**[02:41] Juju**
There must've been some reason
why she couldn't tell me.
**[02:46] Juju**
I've failed as her older sister.
**[02:49] Wakana**
It wasn't anything you did, Inui-san.
**[02:53] Wakana**
It's just...
**[02:55] Wakana**
It can be really hard to tell others
what you love or what you want to do.
**[03:00] Wakana**
It takes a lot of courage.
**[03:03] Wakana**
I can totally relate.
**[03:06] Juju**
* You took something that's*
* so precious to me...*
**[03:10] Juju**
* And handled it with so much*
* care and consideration.*
**[03:14] Juju**
*You truly are...*
**[03:18] Juju**
Wonderful.
**[03:19] Wakana**
Did you say something?
**[03:21] Juju**
Nope. Not a thing.
**[03:26] Juju**
You don't need to hear me say that.
**[03:29] Shinju**
Next, could you slowly look this way?
**[03:44] Shinju**
I got a really great shot of you just now!
**[03:46] Marin**
F'real?!
**[03:47] Shinju**
Yes!
**[03:50] Marin**
What's that sound?
**[03:53] Marin**
Uh, Shinju-chan...
**[03:55] Marin**
Y-Your chest's getting bigger...
***SIGN*** Fukudaya
**[04:02] Shinju**
My B holder broke!
**[04:10] Shinju**
I just used the lighting from the studio,
but that worked out perfectly.
**[04:15] Shinju**
I really love this shot.
**[04:17] Juju**
You're right. It's a great photo.
**[04:20] Shinju**
She's got the character down
and looks great in that outfit.
**[04:25] Juju**
Yeah. There's a lot more depth, and it's nice.
**[04:30] Juju**
* I thought I felt love at first sight*
* with the outfit Wakana Gojo made...*
**[04:35] Juju**
*But I guess that wasn't the only thing.*
**[04:41] Shinju**
Was my cosplay too weird after all?
**[04:44] Juju**
What? No! That's not—
**[04:49] Juju**
It's just a cosplay that
I'd never be able to pull off...
**[04:52] Juju**
So I got jealous, and couldn't help but stare.
**[04:57] Shinju**
What?!
**[04:59] Juju**
What's gotten into you?
Why did you scream like that?
**[05:02] Shinju**
B-Because you said you were jealous, and that
there's a cosplay you couldn't pull off...
**[05:06] Juju**
What are you talking about?
Of course I can't.
**[05:09] Shinju**
But you always look amazing in everything...
**[05:13] Juju**
That's just because
I specifically pick characters
**[05:16] Juju**
from my favorites that I think
I'd be able to cosplay well.
**[05:19] Juju**
I'd love to cosplay as
Black Lobelia or Soma-kun, too...
**[05:22] Juju**
But with my height,
I wouldn't fit the characters.
**[05:25] Juju**
That's the one thing I never want to do.
**[05:28] Juju**
It's not like I hate myself,
**[05:31] Juju**
but I often think, "I wish I were more like this,"
or "I could've done it if I were..."
**[05:37] Juju**
If I had a nicer figure like you do,
I could do so many other cosplays.
**[05:45] Juju**
I really am jealous of you, Shinju.
**[05:50] (Flashback) Wakana**
We can't see what they're feeling inside,
**[05:54] (Flashback) Wakana**
but we've all got struggles.
**[05:59] Shinju**
When I...
**[06:01] Shinju**
get into high school,
I'm gonna get a part-time job,
**[06:03] Shinju**
save up money...
**[06:05] Shinju**
and cosplay.
**[06:06] Juju**
Really?! That's great! I can't wait!
**[06:09] Shinju**
Yeah!
**[06:11] Juju**
I spent way too much money this time,
so I'll have to save up again.
**[06:16] Juju**
But, you know...
**[06:18] Juju**
Today was more exhausting than usual.
**[06:21] Juju**
I definitely prefer doing
photoshoots with just you.
**[06:24] Juju**
Today was enough group cosplay for me.
**[06:27] Shinju**
I... actually had fun.
**[06:31] Shinju**
I'm so glad we did this group cosplay.
**[06:42] Juju**
W-Well, I guess it wasn't *too* bad.
**[06:47] Juju**
I guess I wouldn't mind doing it
again sometime, when I feel like it.
***SIGN*** Marin Kitagawa
Audio
**[06:54] Wakana**
Hello?
**[06:54] Marin**
* Gojo-kun! Did Shinju-chan send*
* you the files?*
**[06:57] Marin**
*Didja see 'em?!*
**[06:58] Wakana**
I'm looking at them right now.
They're all very nice.
**[07:01] Marin**
*I know, right?!*
**[07:02] Marin**
I'm so hyped that I'm actually
watching "Blaze!!" right now!
***SIGN*** Neon's Past Revealed! The Meaning Behind Lobelia
**[07:05] Wakana**
*She's watching it again...*
**[07:06] Marin**
* More importantly, Gojo-kun, this was your*
* first time doing a guy's makeup, right?*
**[07:09] Marin**
*How'd you even do that? You're like a god!*
***SIGN*** Guy or Girl
***SIGN*** Makeup
& Wigs
***SIGN*** Get the Face That You Want
***SIGN*** Do It Yourself Makeup Techniques
***SIGN*** Learn how to look like the
opposite sex with makeup today!!
**[07:12] Wakana**
Oh, no. I just read a magazine
on how to do cosplay makeup.
**[07:15] Marin**
* Uh, I've read 'em, too,*
* but I can't do it like that.*
**[07:18] Marin**
Juju-sama was uber cute and Shinju-chan
was insanely hot. I had the best time!
**[07:24] Marin**
I was like, "I guess Shinju-chan
wanted to cosplay after all."
***SIGN*** Don't cry, Neon!
***SIGN*** Everyone's better off if I'm not around.
**[07:27] Marin**
It seemed like she had tons of fun.
**[07:29] Wakana**
Yes, it really did.
**[07:31] Marin**
*That's your uniform, right, Gojo-kun?*
**[07:34] Wakana**
Yes.
**[07:36] Wakana**
When she told me how she felt,
it was totally relatable,
**[07:41] Wakana**
so I wanted to help her out any way I could.
**[07:44] Marin**
*Gojo-kun, you wanted to cosplay, too?!*
**[07:46] Wakana**
Huh?!
**[07:47] Marin**
You should've just told me!
Was it hard to bring up?
**[07:50] Marin**
Whatever you wanted to cosplay
wouldn't have weirded me out!
**[07:53] Wakana**
*U-Um, that's not what I meant...*
**[07:55] Marin**
By the way, I had no idea you were
preparing that Soma-kun cosplay!
**[07:59] Marin**
When did you even plan that?
**[08:01] Wakana**
* Oh, actually... After we looked*
* around the studio that one day,*
**[08:04] Wakana**
* I had her come over,*
* and we started getting ready.*
***SIGN*** That's not true, Neon! You three have been best friends forever!
***SIGN*** I thought so, too...
***SIGN*** But after seeing how those two look at each other...
**[08:20] Marin**
Just the two of you?
**[08:21] Wakana**
*Yes.*
**[08:22] Wakana**
* She was embarrassed, so she*
* asked me to keep it a secret.*
**[08:26] Marin**
Oh, I see... Right. Of course. Yup. Right.
***SIGN*** I'm such an idiot...
***SIGN*** Neon, no! Your jewel will become tainted,
***SIGN*** and you won't be able to become a magical girl anym—
**[08:36] Wakana**
Hello? Kitagawa-san? Is something wrong?
***SIGN*** Academy for Girls
The Young Ladies of the Humiliation Club:
Debauched Miracle Life 2
***SIGN*** Power
***SIGN*** Recordings
***SIGN*** Blue
***SIGN*** Program Guide
**[08:40] Marin**
Nope. Not a thing.
**[10:19] Wakana**
Summer vacation's the best!
**[10:23] Wakana**
I have plenty of time to practice painting the
dolls' faces and making Kitagawa-san's cosplay.
**[10:50] (Flashback) Marin**
There she is!
**[10:52] (Flashback) Marin**
She's so awesome! I can't!
**[10:55] (Flashback) Marin**
How can you not fall for
her when you see this?
**[10:57] (Flashback) Marin**
Veronica-tya!
**[10:59] (Flashback) Wakana**
"Tya"?
**[11:00] (Flashback) Marin**
She's tan, has shark teeth,
her disgusted stare,
**[11:03] (Flashback) Marin**
her face is genius!
**[11:05] (Flashback) Marin**
And that underboob!
Nothing beats her underboob!
**[11:09] (Flashback) Marin**
Seeing such plump, healthy underboob
makes you healthier, too.
**[11:12] (Flashback) Marin**
It's awesome.
**[11:13] (Flashback) Wakana**
What does that even mean?
**[11:15] (Flashback) Wakana**
I can make this outfit pretty quickly.
**[11:17] (Flashback) Marin**
For real?! Let's do it!
**[11:19] (Flashback) Wakana**
But what should we do about her skin tone?
**[11:21] (Flashback) Wakana**
Should we try retouching it digitally?
**[11:23] (Flashback) Marin**
Great idea!
**[11:25] Wakana**
*I finished pretty quickly this time.*
**[11:27] Wakana**
*Maybe it's because the design's so simple.*
**[11:31] Wakana**
*Shizuku-tan, Black Lily, and Black Lobelia...*
**[11:35] Wakana**
* To think that there are so many*
* different designs in the world...*
**[11:40] Wakana**
I never would've known if I hadn't
tried to make cosplays...
**[11:47] Marin**
Gojo-kun!
**[11:49] Wakana**
Coming.
**[11:52] Wakana**
It must be pretty hot out there.
**[11:54] Wakana**
Did you want something cold to drink—
**[11:56] Marin**
Thanks! Yeah, I'll totally take a drink!
**[11:58] Marin**
It's blazing hot out here. I'm sweatin' like a pig!
**[12:01] Wakana**
Uh... You're so tan!
**[12:03] Wakana**
How'd you get so tan?!
**[12:04] Marin**
Oh, this?
**[12:06] Marin**
I totally got tanned for Veronica-tya!
**[12:09] Wakana**
You just go for it!
**[12:11] Marin**
JK! I'm totally kidding.
**[12:13] Marin**
This is actually foundation that you
can apply to your whole body.
**[12:16] Wakana**
I didn't know they had one like that.
**[12:18] Marin**
Oh, yeah. Sorry for asking,
but could I use your shower?
**[12:22] Marin**
I'm way too sweaty. Like, yikes.
**[12:24] Wakana**
Sure.
**[12:26] Marin**
Thanks! You're the best.
**[12:31] Marin**
It's so hot!
**[12:34] Marin**
Yikes! This sweat's disgusting.
**[12:36] Marin**
I need to be careful or I'm
seriously gonna get heatstroke.
**[12:40] Marin**
I heard you can even get it at home.
**[12:43] Marin**
Crazy.
**[12:45] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san.
**[12:46] Wakana**
You don't have a change of clothes, do you?
**[12:48] Wakana**
I'll leave some right in front of the door,
if you don't mind wearing my clothes.
**[12:52] Marin**
For real? You sure?
**[12:54] Marin**
More importantly, you're not
gonna sneak a peek, Gojo-kun?
**[12:58] Wakana**
I absolutely will not!
**[13:00] Marin**
My bad. But if we were in a manga
right now, you'd totally sneak a look!
**[13:03] Marin**
And I'd be, like,
"Eek! Gojo-kun, you perv!"
**[13:07] Wakana**
Please don't joke like that!
**[13:08] Marin**
Jeez, I'm totally giving you crap!
**[13:15] Marin**
So good!
**[13:17] Marin**
Thanks for letting me take a shower.
I feel so much better.
**[13:20] Wakana**
It's fine...
***SIGN*** Gojo
**[13:22] Wakana**
* I know that I'm the one*
* who let her borrow it...*
**[13:25] Wakana**
*But Kitagawa-san's in my PE uniform...*
***SIGN*** Gojo
**[13:29] Wakana**
*My clothing...*
**[13:32] Wakana**
* And she's using our body soap,*
* so she even smells like me.*
**[13:37] Wakana**
*What... What is this feeling inside me?*
**[13:40] Marin**
Gojo-kun, are you turning red?
**[13:42] Wakana**
I-I think you're just imagining it...
**[13:45] Marin**
Okay, then. But look at these.
**[13:50] Marin**
This is the foundation I used earlier
and some white mascara!
**[13:53] Marin**
Now I'll be able to have
Veronica-tya's eyelashes, too!
**[13:56] Wakana**
Oh, so this is it.
Sorry to have you buy these.
**[14:01] Marin**
No problem at all! All I can do is buy stuff,
so it's the least I can do!
**[14:05] Marin**
And here are her chains!
**[14:07] Marin**
These were 800 yen in the Halloween
section! Talk about a steal!
**[14:11] Marin**
Plus, they're way lighter
than they look. It's crazy!
**[14:14] Marin**
I'mma go ahead and slip these on.
**[14:16] Wakana**
What's this?
***SIGN*** Add some flavor into your home Change up your room
***SIGN*** Backdrop Sheet
**[14:17] Marin**
Oh, did this catch your eye?
**[14:20] Marin**
It's basically wallpaper that's
like a giant removable decal.
**[14:23] Marin**
You go like this, and... ta-dah!
**[14:27] Marin**
Doesn't this part sorta look
like a prison now? I'm a genius!
**[14:30] Wakana**
It does change things up quite a bit.
**[14:33] Marin**
They had all kinds of designs, so we
could probably do any background!
**[14:36] Marin**
Oh, yeah. I tried to look for some teeth,
but all I could find were canines.
**[14:40] Marin**
We might have to digitally
edit in those front teeth.
**[14:43] Wakana**
I made the teeth for you.
**[14:46] Marin**
Uh, did I jump into a horror movie just now?
**[14:49] Wakana**
I looked it up,
**[14:50] Wakana**
and you can make these from
fake nails at the 100 yen store,
**[14:52] Wakana**
so I gave it a try.
**[14:54] Marin**
Whoa, dude! Can I try 'em on?
**[14:56] ---**
Go ahead.
**[14:59] Wakana**
How do they fit?
**[15:01] Marin**
And done!
**[15:03] Marin**
Well? How doof I wook?
**[15:05] Wakana**
Wow! Amazing! They look amazing!
**[15:08] Wakana**
They look way more natural
than I thought they would!
**[15:11] Marin**
Dude, too loud again.
**[15:12] Wakana**
Oh, sorry. I was just really worried
about how they'd turn out.
**[15:16] Marin**
It is pretty exciting, right?
I totally get it.
**[15:18] Marin**
Okay, lemme get changed.
**[15:21] Marin**
I need to get this foundation on first...
**[15:24] Marin**
Gojo-kun, could you help me
get some on my back later?
**[15:27] Marin**
It was super hard earlier.
**[15:30] Wakana**
"Seeing such plump, healthy underboob
makes you healthier, too."
**[15:34] Wakana**
I see. I think... I understand now.
**[15:38] Wakana**
I see.
**[15:40] Marin**
Uh, hello?!
**[15:41] Marin**
Your face is bright red!
Did you get heatstroke?!
**[15:43] Wakana**
Huh?
**[15:44] Marin**
Oh, no! What do we do?!
**[15:44] Wakana**
No, I'm totally fine...
**[15:46] Marin**
L-Let's get you some water—
**[15:50] Marin**
Ow! I totally hit my head!
**[15:53] Wakana**
A-A-A-A-Are you okay?!
**[15:54] Marin**
Now I can't get my wig on!
**[15:57] Marin**
Veronica-tya... you'll
have to wait another day.
**[16:07] Marin**
Why are you so freaked out?
**[16:09] Wakana**
I-I-I never really come to
Shibuya... so I feel out of place.
**[16:13] Marin**
Dude, you're totally fine!
**[16:14] Wakana**
Wh-What are we buying today?
**[16:19] Wakana**
A clothing shop?
**[16:20] Marin**
Yup!
**[16:21] Wakana**
But isn't this... a men's apparel shop?
**[16:25] Marin**
You seemed pretty worried before
that this was your only outfit.
**[16:29] Marin**
So...
**[16:33] Marin**
Let's buy you some clothes!
**[16:35] Marin**
I'll be your stylist!
**[16:38] Marin**
Do you have any styles you like?
**[16:40] Wakana**
Um... Not particularly.
**[16:43] Wakana**
I'm not exactly sure how to pick out clothes.
**[16:46] Marin**
Starting from zero, huh?
**[16:48] Marin**
All right. Let's just try on a bunch.
**[16:51] Marin**
What about this? Go ahead and try it on.
**[16:54] Marin**
Excuse me, sir!
**[16:55] Employee**
Yes?
**[16:57] Marin**
Are you done?
**[16:58] Wakana**
N-Not yet.
**[16:59] Marin**
Can I sneak a peek?
**[17:00] Wakana**
P-Please, not yet!
**[17:03] Employee**
*Dude, she's insanely hot.*
**[17:06] Employee**
* Is the guy in there her*
* boyfriend? Nah, no way...*
**[17:09] Wakana**
I-I'm done.
**[17:10] Marin**
Ooh, lemme see!
**[17:10] Employee**
* What's with the formality?*
* Is he an underclassman?*
**[17:15] Employee**
Hey, that looks great on you!
**[17:16] Employee**
*I wanna die just looking at him!*
**[17:19] Employee**
Let me know if you need anything!
**[17:21] Marin**
Ah, yeah...
**[17:24] Marin**
Okay, got it. I'll bring you some
other things, so try 'em on, okay?
**[17:34] Marin**
*Holy crap. What am I supposed to do?*
**[17:39] Marin**
*I totally wuv him in every single one!*
**[17:42] Marin**
*But seriously, what the eff?!*
**[17:43] Marin**
*He looks mad hot in every single one!*
**[17:45] Marin**
*How can I choose?!*
**[17:46] Marin**
* A guy that looks hot in*
* everything actually exists?!*
**[17:49] Marin**
*I mean, he's right in front of me.*
**[17:51] Marin**
* I seriously can't right now!*
* Can't! Can't! Can't!*
**[17:54] Marin**
* I love him so much! I wuv you!*
* Gojo-kun, I wuv you to death!*
**[17:58] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san, can I take this off now?
**[18:01] Marin**
Huh?! Why, though?!
**[18:02] Wakana**
I f-feel really uncomfortable.
**[18:04] Wakana**
It's a really nice shirt that
I wouldn't usually wear, so...
**[18:08] Marin**
For real?
**[18:10] Marin**
Then how about a plain ol' T-shirt?
**[18:13] Marin**
Not so intimidating, right?
**[18:15] Wakana**
Right...
**[18:15] Marin**
It's super cute, so I'll try on the same one.
**[18:18] Wakana**
Wouldn't it be too big for you?
**[18:20] Marin**
I actually wear men's sizes any time
I wanna wear baggy clothes.
**[18:23] Wakana**
I had no idea...
**[18:25] Marin**
*And... If Gojo-kun ends up liking this shirt,*
**[18:28] Marin**
* I'll be able to match with*
* the boy that I wuv!*
**[18:32] Marin**
For real?!
**[18:34] Marin**
You'd seriously do that?!
**[18:35] Marin**
Gawd, you're embarrassing!
**[18:36] Marin**
How hilarious!
**[18:38] Marin**
Did you put it on, Gojo-kun?
**[18:40] Wakana**
Y-Yes...
**[18:42] Marin**
I'm gonna wear it like this!
**[18:44] Marin**
What about you, Gojo-kun?
**[18:45] Marin**
You likey?
**[18:47] Wakana**
I likey...
**[18:48] Marin**
Dude, your face! You're a hella bad liar!
**[18:52] Marin**
That'd probably look good on you, too!
**[18:54] Marin**
Why are you that freaked?
**[18:57] Marin**
I'm getting a bit hungry.
**[18:59] Marin**
Wanna take a break somewhere
and have a little snack?
***SIGN*** Shibuya Shop
***SIGN*** Chuka Soba
**[19:01] Marin**
Like ramen!
**[19:02] Wakana**
Ramen is a "little" snack?!
***SIGN*** Shibuya Center Gai
**[19:22] Wakana**
I'm sorry... And you picked out
so many options for me, too.
**[19:25] Marin**
Oh, it's totally fine.
**[19:26] Marin**
What can ya do if none of them felt right?
**[19:29] Marin**
Oh, yeah. The bump on my head's gone down,
**[19:32] Marin**
so when should we do Veronica-tya's cosplay?
**[19:40] Wakana**
I'll have to pass.
**[19:43] Wakana**
You'll have to do that one
yourself, Kitagawa-san.
**[19:46] Marin**
Huh?
**[19:50] Marin**
Why, though?
**[19:52] Marin**
I can't cosplay without you, Gojo-kun.
**[19:55] Marin**
What are you even talking about?
**[19:59] Marin**
Explain it to me!
**[20:01] Wakana**
I'm sorry, I just can't this time.
**[20:05] Wakana**
It's my fault.
**[20:07] Wakana**
I hadn't thought about what might
happen when you put it on...
**[20:14] Wakana**
Compared to all the other cosplays...
**[20:17] Wakana**
Y-Your chest...
**[20:20] Wakana**
The amount of fabric on it
is far less than before!
***SIGN*** Sushi Toto Japan
***SIGN*** Mugi suke
**[20:24] Wakana**
So I won't be able to look.
**[20:38] Marin**
God!
**[20:38] Wakana**
Hey—
**[20:39] Marin**
You made it sound all serious,
so I didn't know what to expect!
**[20:42] Marin**
Ohmigod, stop! *That's* why?!
**[20:45] Marin**
You scared the crap outta me!
**[20:48] Marin**
So, you got all embarrassed
thinking about my underboob?
**[20:53] Marin**
Jeez, you little perv!
**[20:55] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san! Y-You're being too loud!
**[21:00] Marin**
Well...
**[21:03] Marin**
I guess Veronica-tya *does*
show a lot of skin...
**[21:07] Wakana**
Yes, very much so.
**[21:09] Wakana**
I didn't really think about it
when I saw her in the game.
**[21:12] Marin**
I'll put more thought into
the next character I choose.
**[21:15] Wakana**
I'm very sorry about this.
**[21:18] Marin**
But...
**[21:19] Marin**
You did go through the trouble of making
that cosplay, so maybe I'll wear it at home.
**[21:23] Wakana**
Oh, yes. Please, go right ahead.
**[21:49] Marin**
Want me to send you
a pic of me wearing it?
**[21:55] Wakana**
Wait—I-I-I...
**[21:58] Marin**
Dude, I'm totally kidding!
**[21:59] Marin**
I won't send it, dummy.
***SIGN*** Episode 11
***SIGN*** I Am Currently at a Love Hotel
**[23:35] Wakana**
*Next time.*
# E11 - I Am Currently at a Love Hotel
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKE9X0/i-am-currently-at-a-love-hotel)
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**[00:04] Marin**
Seriously, though...
**[00:06] Marin**
It's so hot.
**[00:08] Marin**
Gojo-kun, don't you wanna
cool off somewhere?
**[00:11] Wakana**
Sure...
***SIGN*** Manga Café
***SIGN*** Internet & Comics
***SIGN*** Reception
***SIGN*** First 30 minutes
190 yen
**[00:15] Employee**
Welcome.
**[00:18] Wakana**
I've never been to a manga café before.
**[00:21] Marin**
Oh, really? I absolutely recommend them.
**[00:24] Marin**
They're nice and cool, you can
read all the manga you want,
**[00:26] Marin**
you can eat, and they have drinks!
**[00:29] Marin**
It's basically paradise.
**[00:32] Wakana**
Right...
**[00:34] Wakana**
*But...*
**[00:36] Wakana**
*We're so close.*
**[00:38] Marin**
You can really stretch out
your legs. It's the best!
***SIGN*** Episode 11
***SIGN*** I Am Currently at a Love Hotel
**[02:18] Marin**
Man, these seats are so comfy.
**[02:22] Marin**
Ooh, a menu!
**[02:25] Marin**
French fries, French fries!
**[02:27] Wakana**
*We're really way too close...*
**[02:29] Wakana**
*Why is this room so small?*
**[02:32] Wakana**
Um, is this normal for manga cafés?
**[02:35] Marin**
Yeah. Something wrong?
**[02:37] Wakana**
O-Oh, I see.
**[02:39] Wakana**
Gojo-kun, wanna get something to eat?
***SIGN*** Mega-Stacked
***SIGN*** Special Menu
***SIGN*** Recommended!
***SIGN*** Fried Garlic Bulb
650 yen
***SIGN*** Onion Rings & Fries
680 yen
***SIGN*** The Classic
***SIGN*** Katsu Curry
***SIGN*** Mega-Stacked
**[02:43] Wakana**
*Oh, no! She's looking at a bonkers page!*
**[02:46] Marin**
I ended up bringing this with me,
**[02:48] Marin**
but I totally rec it! Give it a read!
***SIGN*** Kani Miso
***SIGN*** I'm a Mega-Best-Selling High-School-Student Light Novel Author
That Has a Succubus Thirsting for Me Every Night
and I Don' t Know What to Do
**[02:51] Marin**
"I'm a Mega-Best-Selling
High-School-Student Light Novel Author
**[02:54] Marin**
That Has a Succubus Thirsting for Me
Every Night and I Don't Know What to Do."
**[02:57] Wakana**
Everything you just uttered was the title?
**[02:59] Marin**
Yup! "SuccIDK" for short!
**[03:00] Marin**
It's a slice-of-life, four-panel comic.
**[03:02] Wakana**
"Slice of life"?
**[03:03] Marin**
Hmm... Like, nothing actually happens,
but that's what's so great about it?
**[03:07] Marin**
It's nice and peaceful, pretty much.
**[03:09] Wakana**
So, the point is to enjoy the
characters' tranquil, everyday lives?
**[03:13] Marin**
Yeah, exactly! Tranquil!
**[03:15] Marin**
Slice-of-life stuff makes you
feel all warm and fuzzy inside,
**[03:17] Marin**
so I usually read it before going to bed.
***SIGN*** I'm a Mega-Best-Selling High-School-Student Light Novel Author
That Has a Succubus Thirsting for Me Every Night
and I Don' t Know What to Do by Kani Miso
**[03:19] Marin**
In "SuccIDK," the protagonist Kaname-kun
**[03:22] Marin**
stays up all night writing light
novels, so he doesn't sleep,
**[03:25] Marin**
and the succubus Liz-kyun tries
her best to get him to sleep.
**[03:29] Marin**
I've got a huge soft spot for half-pigtails,
**[03:33] Marin**
so I instantly fall for characters with them.
**[03:36] Wakana**
Half-pigtails...?
**[03:37] Marin**
Juju-sama was uber cute, too.
**[03:40] Marin**
I wanna cosplay Liz-kyun,
too. I love her so much!
**[03:44] Marin**
Liz-kyun!
**[03:49] Marin**
*...does show a lot of skin...*
**[03:51] Marin**
* I'll put more thought into*
* the next character I choose.*
**[03:54] Wakana**
*Yes, compared to Veronica-tya...*
**[03:57] Marin**
Not like I'm gonna, but...
**[03:59] Wakana**
Huh? But why?
**[04:01] Wakana**
Is it the amount of skin shown?
**[04:02] Marin**
Skin? Oh, no. It's not that.
**[04:04] Wakana**
*It's not?*
**[04:06] Marin**
I mean, I love Liz-kyun,
but her half-pigtails are too cute.
**[04:10] Marin**
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't
be able to pull them off.
**[04:14] Marin**
Only really cute girls rock that hairstyle,
**[04:16] Marin**
so I don't think it'd suit me... y'know?
**[04:21] Marin**
Whoa, what's with the mega intense stare?
**[04:23] Marin**
Is there something on my face?
**[04:25] Wakana**
Um...
**[04:26] Wakana**
I think they'd look really nice on you.
**[04:30] Wakana**
You don't think they would?
**[04:32] Marin**
Huh?
**[04:34] Wakana**
Unlike with Shion-tan, who was
a small elementary schooler,
**[04:39] Wakana**
you're saying it's the hairstyle this time?
**[04:41] Marin**
Yeah.
**[04:42] Wakana**
Why don't you give it a try, then?
**[04:44] Wakana**
You like Liz-kyun, right?
**[04:46] Wakana**
I think you'd look great.
**[04:56] Marin**
I-If you think so, G-Gojo-kun...
**[05:00] Marin**
M-M-Maybe I'll do it...
**[05:03] Wakana**
You should.
**[05:06] Wakana**
* She looked amazing as both*
* Shizuku-tan and Black Lobelia,*
**[05:10] Wakana**
* so I don't think she has*
* anything to worry about.*
**[05:13] Wakana**
By the way, what exactly is a succubus?
**[05:16] Wakana**
I've never heard of them.
**[05:18] Marin**
Oh, basically, they're girl demons...
**[05:21] Wakana**
I see.
**[05:22] Marin**
They make men have pervy dreams,
**[05:24] Marin**
and then they suck up all their
semen and kill them!
**[05:27] Wakana**
What part of that is
a tranquil, everyday life?
**[05:30] Marin**
Yes, Gojo-kun?
**[05:32] Wakana**
Are you sure this isn't actually
something rather disturbing?
**[05:36] Marin**
Nope, not at all! It's super peaceful.
**[05:38] Marin**
You'll see when you read it.
**[05:41] Wakana**
*A demon that comes to kill you is peaceful?*
**[05:43] Wakana**
*I can't see how those two things connect.*
***SIGN*** *"Lullaby."*
***SIGN*** Ignore
***SIGN*** Hey! Go to sleep already! It's already 3 AM!
***SIGN*** I know! I'll sing him a lullaby
so he'll get sleepy!
***SIGN*** Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top...
***SIGN*** When the wind...
***SIGN*** blows... the...
***SIGN*** clack
clack
clack
clack
***SIGN*** Zzz....
***SIGN*** *"Chocolate."*
***SIGN*** Rawr!
***SIGN*** Tch
***SIGN*** You may be getting enough sleep at school,
***SIGN*** but a backwards sleep schedule is bad for you!
***SIGN*** Your autonomic nerves go all outta wack!
***SIGN*** Sure, you feel okay now, but if you keep it up...
***SIGN*** How dare she say something sensible?
***SIGN*** Slide
***SIGN*** Milk Chocolate
***SIGN*** Hey, Succubus.
***SIGN*** I'll give you my midnight snack,
so shut up already.
***SIGN*** Om nom nom
***SIGN*** Wow, really? Thank you!
***SIGN*** They have a milk filling and they're super yummy!
***SIGN*** Flappity flap flap
***SIGN*** clack
clack
clack
clack
***SIGN*** I'm gonna go share these with the others!
**[06:34] Wakana**
It *does* make you warm and fuzzy inside.
**[06:36] Wakana**
And she uses "boku" to refer to herself...
**[06:38] Marin**
Boku girls are so cute! So effing cute!
**[06:43] Marin**
I'm gonna go grab some other stuff.
**[06:45] Wakana**
All right.
**[06:48] Wakana**
I see... So this is slice-of-life.
**[06:51] Wakana**
How nice.
**[06:54] Wakana**
*Wait...*
**[06:56] Wakana**
*Could it be that...*
***SIGN*** Zzz....
***SIGN*** clack
clack
clack
clack
***SIGN*** Rawr!
***SIGN*** You may be getting enough sleep at school, but a backwards sleep schedule is bad for you! Your autonomic nerves go all out of wack! Sure, you feel okay now, but if you keep it up...
***SIGN*** Tch
***SIGN*** How dare she say
something sensible?
**[06:58] Wakana**
*These drawings have been simplified...*
***SIGN*** You're getting
sleepy,
Kaname-kun!
***SIGN*** Hehe...
***SIGN*** Woooooo
***SIGN*** Hypnosis
**[07:00] Wakana**
* so I have no idea how the*
* outfit's supposed to look.*
***SIGN*** Wow, really?
Thank you!
***SIGN*** Om nom nom
***SIGN*** They have a
milk filling
and they're
super yummy!
***SIGN*** Ta-dah
**[07:03] Wakana**
* There were parts I couldn't*
* see in the other costumes,*
**[07:05] Wakana**
*but this is on another level.*
***SIGN*** How dare you keep
writing light novels!!
***SIGN*** You dumb light
novel author!!
**[07:08] Wakana**
* Her back is totally covered, so I have*
* no idea how it looks at all!*
**[07:12] Wakana**
*I see...*
**[07:14] Wakana**
* Depending on the series, I may not*
* be able to see all the details...*
**[07:22] Wakana**
*I'll have to think of them myself...*
**[07:25] Wakana**
*I'll have to...*
**[07:29] Marin**
Oh, man. It's already evening.
**[07:33] Marin**
We got to laze around so much.
**[07:35] Wakana**
Yes. I had a lot of fun.
**[07:37] Marin**
I guess it's all good, then.
**[07:39] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san, um...
**[07:42] Wakana**
Do you mind if we stop by a bookstore?
I wanted to get "SuccIDK."
**[07:47] Marin**
See? You're hooked!
It's the best thing ever, am I right?
***SIGN*** Manga Café
***SIGN*** Reception
**[07:49] Marin**
I think there's a bookstore around here.
**[07:56] Wakana**
*Oh, there's a clothing store here, too.*
**[08:00] Gramps**
Oh, you got those?
**[08:02] Gramps**
They're always nice and cool, aren't they?
**[08:05] Gramps**
Those jinbei.
**[08:07] Wakana**
Yup.
**[08:08] Wakana**
I bought two of them.
**[08:10] Gramps**
You look great.
**[08:17] Wakana**
*Gramps...*
**[08:19] Wakana**
*I am...*
**[08:22] Wakana**
*...currently...*
**[08:25] Wakana**
*...at a love hotel.*
***SIGN*** The Previous Day
**[08:27] Narrator**
*The previous day.*
***SIGN*** I bought a swimsuit that looks like Liz-kyun's outfit and it's stupid cute.
***SIGN*** I've finished my work on this, as well.
***SIGN*** F'Real?!
***SIGN*** So happy
***SIGN*** Actually, how about we do Liz-kyun's photoshoot at a studio?
***SIGN*** Your place is all Japanese-style, and the posters in my room are a bit yikes.
***SIGN*** Hold up.
***SIGN*** I found a studio that sorta looks like Kaname-kun's place!
***SIGN*** And it's super close to your place, Gojo-kun!
***SIGN*** Huh? Oh, damn! It's only 5,900 yen.
***SIGN*** That's insanely cheap!
***SIGN*** I had no idea there was a
photo studio near my house.
***SIGN*** I reserved it so fast.
***SIGN*** Can you meet me at the station tomorrow?
***SIGN*** All right.
**[09:00] Wakana**
There's a photography studio here?
**[09:02] Marin**
Um, yeah...
**[09:04] Marin**
You gotta pay first, so I'll go
ahead and take care of that.
**[09:06] Marin**
We're in room 303.
**[09:08] Wakana**
Huh?
**[09:09] Wakana**
Room 303?
**[09:15] Marin**
Here we are.
**[09:21] Marin**
Oh, damn!
**[09:25] Marin**
This bed's huge! It's so awesome!
**[09:27] Marin**
I think it's bigger than a double.
**[09:28] Marin**
If you're a mega-bestselling light novel author,
your bed needs to be at least this huge!
**[09:32] Marin**
It's so roomy, yet simple! It totally
looks like Kaname-kun's room!
**[09:36] Marin**
Ooh.
**[09:37] Marin**
An electric massager right by your pillow!
**[09:40] Marin**
Yeah, there's no hiding that
this place is a love hotel.
**[09:42] Marin**
Oh, well.
**[09:45] Marin**
What's the matter, Gojo-kun?
**[09:46] Wakana**
D-D-Did you just s-say
a l-l-love... A love hotel?
**[09:52] Marin**
Yup! This is a love hotel!
**[09:55] Wakana**
Y-Y-You didn't tell me that!
**[09:57] Wakana**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Why... Wh-Wh-Why
are we at a love hotel?!
**[10:00] Wakana**
I thought this was a photo studio!
**[10:02] Marin**
Oh, so yesterday...
***SIGN*** Saint♥Slippery's Academy for Girls—
The Young Ladies of the Humiliation Club:
Debauched Miracle Life 2
**[10:04] Marin**
I found a huge bed like
the one Kaname-kun has.
***SIGN*** Rental Space
***SIGN*** Reorder
***SIGN*** Cosplay Photos OK
***SIGN*** 3,900 yen
**[10:07] Marin**
You can take photos here
and it's super cheap.
**[10:08] Marin**
Why would I pick anywhere else?!
**[10:09] Marin**
So I insta-pushed reserve...
**[10:12] Marin**
And it was totally a love hotel!
**[10:13] Marin**
I finally realized it when we
saw the outside of the place!
**[10:16] Marin**
I seriously had no idea! Sadface!
**[10:18] Marin**
Guess I should've read
the details more carefully.
**[10:23] Wakana**
*Kitagawa-san actually is like this!*
**[10:25] Marin**
But even considering the oopsie,
this room's pretty sweet!
**[10:28] Marin**
It's simple and totally
seems like Kaname-kun's room.
**[10:35] Wakana**
*If I just... imagine it's only a studio...*
**[10:40] Wakana**
*How can I manage that?!*
**[10:42] Wakana**
*I'm not that imaginative!*
**[10:44] Wakana**
* I didn't feel this at the*
* abandoned hospital...*
**[10:48] Wakana**
* But everything in this room*
* feels so... mature...*
**[10:53] Wakana**
*I can't... I'm getting dizzy.*
**[10:56] Wakana**
* Just thinking about being at a*
* l-love hotel with Kitagawa-san...*
**[11:03] Marin**
But, y'know...
**[11:04] Marin**
I've been sorta curious about love hotels.
**[11:06] Marin**
I've seen cosplayers have girls' nights
at love hotels, and they look like a blast!
**[11:10] Wakana**
Girls' nights at a love hotel?
**[11:12] Marin**
Yup.
**[11:13] Marin**
They go like this...
***SIGN*** The #SevenBFs group cosplay girls' night out
is way too fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**[11:15] Marin**
And there's a bundle where you
can spend the night as a group.
**[11:17] Wakana**
You're right. They do look
like they're having fun.
**[11:20] Marin**
I know, right?
**[11:22] Wakana**
Is that all bread underneath?
**[11:23] Marin**
Yup. I think they have it here, too.
**[11:26] Marin**
Do you like sweet things, Gojo-kun?
**[11:28] Wakana**
I've been having a piece of candy
sometimes while I've been working lately.
**[11:31] Marin**
Chocolate's better when you're
gonna use your head a lot!
**[11:34] Marin**
Kaname-kun eats them, too.
**[11:36] Wakana**
Ah, so that's why he was eating them.
**[11:39] Marin**
Let's make an order.
**[11:40] Wakana**
Oh, thank you very much—
**[11:42] Wakana**
Wait, hold on a second!
**[11:44] Marin**
I give that fake-out 10 out of 10.
**[11:46] Wakana**
I know this was an honest mistake,
but minors like us aren't supposed to be here.
**[11:51] Marin**
Yeah, if you're normies.
**[11:53] Wakana**
We *are* normies!
**[11:54] Marin**
Okay, it was my bad.
It really isn't a good idea.
**[11:58] Marin**
On that note...
**[12:00] Marin**
I'm gonna get changed.
**[12:01] Wakana**
Why, though?!
***SIGN*** 1000 Yen
**[12:02] Marin**
I mean, I came here to cosplay! It'd be a total
waste of money if we didn't do anything, right?
**[12:08] Wakana**
Well...
**[12:10] Marin**
Wh-Whoa! This tub is bonkers!
It's hella bougie!
**[12:13] Marin**
It's a Jacuzzi, too!
**[12:15] Marin**
Wanna get in with me?
**[12:18] Marin**
JK! Totally kidding!
**[12:20] Marin**
Just sit back and relax!
**[12:24] Wakana**
*I can't...*
**[12:27] Wakana**
*relax in the least!*
**[12:30] Wakana**
* It's true that we shouldn't*
* let 6,000 yen go to waste...*
**[12:34] Wakana**
*And yet...*
**[12:36] Wakana**
*Kitagawa-san!*
**[12:38] Wakana**
*Th-This place... This situation is just...*
**[12:42] Wakana**
*I'll just watch some TV.*
**[12:43] Wakana**
*Maybe that'll distract me a bit.*
**[12:52] Wakana**
*So this is what a love hotel is like...*
**[13:00] Moaning voice**
*But you can't... Do that...*
**[13:16] Wakana**
*I can't watch any more!*
**[13:17] Marin**
Gojo-kun!
**[13:18] Wakana**
Yes! I'm sorry!
**[13:20] Marin**
I can't even! This is so cute,
I'm super hyped!
**[13:22] Marin**
I saw your sketches,
but the real deal is crazy!
**[13:26] Wakana**
Really?
**[13:27] Marin**
Yeah, it's super hot!
**[13:28] Marin**
I'm being modest here, but you're a genius!
**[13:30] Marin**
The fact that the buttons
are pearls is uber cute.
**[13:33] Marin**
And the back of the collar
being a heart is sweet!
**[13:37] Marin**
The collar's good!
It's all so good, I can't deal!
**[13:40] Wakana**
For the collar, I matched
the shape of Liz-kyun's tail,
**[13:43] Wakana**
and used both chemical and cotton lace.
**[13:45] Marin**
Oh, so that's what that fabric's called!
**[13:47] Wakana**
And...
**[13:49] Wakana**
I did some research on succubi.
**[13:52] Wakana**
Since I was going to make this, I figured
I needed to face succubi head-on.
**[13:56] Marin**
You're so serious!
**[13:57] Wakana**
They are demons who seduce men, so there
were a lot of characters in sexy outfits,
**[14:02] Wakana**
but "SuccIDK" doesn't
concentrate on that factor,
**[14:05] Wakana**
so I made it cuter.
***SIGN*** There's no way that this comfy pillow made for you foolish humans would work on...
***SIGN*** Zzzzz...
**[14:07] Marin**
You totally get it!
**[14:11] Wakana**
But her height changes a lot,
**[14:14] Wakana**
so I imagined that if Liz-kyun were real,
**[14:16] Wakana**
the simplified parts would
look like this or that,
**[14:19] Wakana**
and I ended up adding on a lot of details.
**[14:22] Wakana**
It's basically just my imagination.
**[14:24] Wakana**
If we're going for accuracy of
Kani Miso-sensei's designs...
**[14:27] Wakana**
I'd have to admit the cosplay
is technically wrong.
**[14:30] Marin**
This totally works, though.
**[14:32] Wakana**
Huh?!
**[14:33] Marin**
Like, there are times where outfits in
the manga and anime are different...
**[14:36] Wakana**
Really?!
**[14:38] Marin**
Yup. But it's totally fine to
cosplay the anime version, too.
**[14:41] Marin**
People making cosplays think
hard about their costumes,
**[14:44] Marin**
and go by their own interpretation,
so everyone's is totally different.
**[14:48] Marin**
But that's what's awesome about it.
**[14:50] Marin**
It's that freedom that makes cosplay fun.
**[14:55] Marin**
So this costume is your interpretation,
and that's totally fine, Gojo-kun.
**[15:00] Marin**
Not to mention, all your cosplays
are so good, they can never be wrong.
**[15:04] Marin**
Your costumes are the best!
**[15:12] Wakana**
Th-Thank you very much—
**[15:14] Marin**
Oh, but real quick...
**[15:15] Marin**
Y'know that urban legend about how keeping
a condom in your wallet makes you rich?!
**[15:18] Marin**
Wanna try it?!
**[15:20] Wakana**
Wh-What kind of legend is that?
**[15:21] Wakana**
I saw it on TV a while ago.
Cosplay costs a lot of money,
**[15:24] Wakana**
so I could use some financial luck!
**[15:27] Marin**
Found some!
**[15:29] Marin**
Here's yours, Gojo-kun!
**[15:31] Wakana**
I have to do it, too?!
**[15:32] Marin**
Duh, of course!
**[15:34] Wakana**
Wh-What?
**[15:52] Marin**
Are you sure I don't look
weird with half-pigtails?
**[15:56] Wakana**
You don't look weird at all!
**[15:58] Wakana**
It looks like Liz-kyun
hopped out of the manga!
**[16:01] Marin**
Really?
**[16:04] Marin**
*I'm actually super embarrassed right now.*
**[16:06] Wakana**
Wow...
**[16:09] Wakana**
How beautiful!
**[16:10] Marin**
Huh?!
**[16:12] Marin**
The wig. It's such a gentle
color, but so vibrant.
**[16:16] Marin**
The wig? I mean, yeah, but...
**[16:19] Wakana**
Huh? Oh, I'm sorry...
**[16:21] Marin**
But seriously...
**[16:22] Marin**
Once I put on the wings, it's like I'm
cosplaying a 2D character and it's so good.
**[16:27] Marin**
I'm hyped.
**[16:28] Wakana**
Um... There're actually some
scenes I wanted to recreate.
**[16:32] Marin**
F'real? Which ones?
**[16:33] Wakana**
I made sure to mark them.
***SIGN*** I'm a Mega-Best-Selling High-School-Student Light Novel Author
That Has a Succubus Thirsting for Me Every Night
and I Don' t Know What to Do by Kani Miso
**[16:35] Marin**
Did you, like, mark almost every page?
***SIGN*** Beginner's
Guide to Hypnosis
**[16:38] Wakana**
I even brought some props!
**[16:39] Marin**
Oh, whoa!
**[16:41] Marin**
We'll totally get some
amazing pictures with these!
**[16:47] Marin**
You are getting sleepy...
**[16:51] Wakana**
Oh, no! I wish I took a picture of that!
**[16:56] Marin**
You're so frantic! I mean, I'll do
it as many times as you want.
***SIGN*** LAPSE SLO-MO VIDEO PHOTO PORTRAIT PANORAMA
**[17:05] Wakana**
Yes! That's perfect!
**[17:08] Wakana**
You're wearing an eye mask,
but it's totally Liz-kyun!
***SIGN*** LAPSE SLO-MO VIDEO PHOTO PORTRAIT PANORAMA
**[17:11] Wakana**
Next, I'd like to get a shot
of you eating chocolate.
**[17:13] Marin**
Okie-dokie!
**[17:15] Marin**
Yum! Can I have another one?
**[17:19] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san...
**[17:20] Marin**
One more!
**[17:21] Wakana**
Um, Kitagawa-san! We got enough
shots with the chocolate!
***SIGN*** LAPSE SLO-MO VIDEO PHOTO PORTRAIT PANORAMA
**[17:21] Marin**
One more.
**[17:23] Marin**
One more.
**[17:29] Marin**
We took so many photos.
**[17:31] Wakana**
Yes!
**[17:32] Wakana**
For the last one...
***SIGN*** Lullaby Chocolate
**[17:33] Wakana**
I wanted to get a shot of her
singing the lullaby to Kaname-kun.
***SIGN*** Rock-a-bye baby,
***SIGN*** on the tree top...
**[17:36] Marin**
There it is! That scene is a must.
**[17:38] Marin**
Let's take it right now!
**[17:40] Wakana**
Yes, thank you.
**[17:45] Marin**
Not what you were looking for?
**[17:47] Wakana**
I wouldn't say that,
but something seems lacking.
**[17:51] Wakana**
If possible, I think what's
lacking is direct eye contact.
**[17:54] Wakana**
You mean like, from Kaname-kun's point of view?
**[17:57] Wakana**
That's it!
**[17:58] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san, get on top of me!
**[18:01] Wakana**
Let's get the shot from
Kaname-kun's point of view.
**[18:03] Marin**
On your tummy?!
Wouldn't it be hard to breathe?
**[18:05] Wakana**
I'll be fine if we get the shot quickly.
**[18:07] Marin**
O-Okay...
**[18:12] Marin**
If I'm too heavy, just tell me, okay?
**[18:14] Wakana**
All right.
**[18:15] Marin**
I'm going to lower my hips. Are you ready?
**[18:17] Wakana**
Sure.
**[18:19] M-Marin**
H-Here I go.
**[18:21] Wakana**
You're totally fine.
Okay, I'll take the picture.
**[18:24] Marin**
Thanks!
***SIGN*** Click
**[18:31] Marin**
Wha?!
**[18:32] Marin**
OMG, it's so good!
**[18:33] Wakana**
Yes!
**[18:34] Marin**
Per-fec-tion!
**[18:36] Wakana**
It's amazing how different it
turns out just by changing angles.
**[18:39] Marin**
I'm...
**[18:42] Marin**
I'm having so much fun!
***SIGN*** I'm a Mega-Best-Selling High-School-Student Light Novel Author
That Has a Succubus Thirsting for Me Every Night
and I Don' t Know What to Do by Kani Miso
**[18:44] Marin**
Getting ready, putting on the cosplay,
taking photos and admiring them together...
**[18:49] Marin**
Every last thing... is so much fun!
**[18:52] Marin**
Seriously, everything about
cosplay is so much fun!
**[18:55] Marin**
I'm having so much fun right now!
**[18:58] Wakana**
Yes, I'm having a lot of fun, too!
**[19:09] Wakana**
* I think I hear a voice*
* from the room next door...*
**[19:13] Wakana**
* That's right! We're in*
* a love hotel right now!*
**[19:19] Wakana**
*I...*
**[19:20] Wakana**
*I was so caught up in the photoshoot...*
**[19:23] Wakana**
*and I told her to get on top of me!*
**[19:29] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san! I need you
to get off of me right now!
**[20:30] Wakana**
Hello! This is Gojo Dolls—No, wait!
**[20:33] Wakana**
Yes... I'm sorry, what
do you mean by extension?
**[20:37] Wakana**
Oh, no. That's all right.
**[20:39] Wakana**
Yes. Thank you.
**[20:43] Wakana**
A-Apparently it's time to leave the room!
**[20:46] Marin**
Oh... right.
**[20:48] Marin**
Um... I-I see...
**[20:52] Marin**
I'll go get changed...
**[21:23] Marin**
*That was way too close...*
**[21:33] Marin**
Sorry...
**[21:38] Female customer**
*Well, well. Were those high schoolers?*
**[21:41] Female customer**
*How cute!*
**[21:42] Female customer**
* I wonder if they were trying to relax*
* a bit, since it's summer vacation.*
**[21:45] Female customer**
* They're right around the age they're*
* most curious about this stuff.*
***SIGN*** Gojo Dolls
**[21:57] Wakana**
*Kitagawa-san, Kitagawa-san, Kitagawa-san,*
**[22:00] Wakana**
* Kitagawa-san, Kitagawa-san,*
* Kitagawa-san, Kitagawa-san!*
***SIGN*** Episode 12
***SIGN*** My Dress-Up Darling
**[23:35] Marin and Wakana**
*Next time!*
# E12 - My Dress-Up Darling
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0J7V3/my-dress-up-darling)
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***SIGN*** Gojo Dolls
***SIGN*** August
***SIGN*** August
***SIGN*** August 18 Saturday
***SIGN*** 1m ago
***SIGN*** Marin Kitagawa
Help me
**[00:58] Wakana**
What?!
***SIGN*** Episode 12
***SIGN*** My Dress-Up Darling
**[02:33] Marin**
Thank you so much for teaching
me how to do this, Gojo-kun.
**[02:37] Wakana**
No problem.
**[02:38] Wakana**
I wanted to confirm where the
ribbons go, so it worked out.
**[02:42] Wakana**
But I'm sorry to hear you didn't get to
go to the festival with your dad.
**[02:46] Marin**
Well, he's not too sorry about it.
**[02:49] Marin**
He's the one who canceled on me.
**[02:51] (Flashback) Marin**
My homework? Nope, haven't done it yet.
**[02:54] (Flashback) Marin**
I mean, I still have two weeks
of summer vacay left.
**[02:57] (Flashback) Marin**
What? No way! That's plenty of time!
**[03:00] (Flashback) Marin**
What?! Wait, why aren't we going to
the festival?! That makes no sense!
**[03:04] Marin**
So yeah, that happened.
**[03:07] Marin**
I told him it'd totally be fine,
but he wouldn't believe me.
**[03:11] Marin**
Ever since, he's been telling me
to send him pictures as proof
**[03:13] Marin**
and give daily updates.
**[03:14] Marin**
Who asks for that?! Hardass!
**[03:18] Marin**
I've got less than zero motivation.
I haven't gone to a single festival this year.
**[03:22] Wakana**
Oh, yeah. Iwatsuki just had their
fireworks festival yesterday.
**[03:26] Marin**
What?! Why didn't you invite me?!
**[03:29] Marin**
Come on!
**[03:30] Wakana**
Well, you couldn't go because
of your homework, right?
**[03:35] Marin**
I mean... I booked a bunch of jobs.
**[03:39] Marin**
I totally forgot about my homework.
**[03:43] Wakana**
Oh, I've been meaning to ask...
What is your part-time job, Kitagawa-san?
**[03:46] Marin**
Oh... This.
**[03:52] Wakana**
K-Kitagawa-san?!
**[03:55] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san, you're in a magazine!
**[03:57] Wakana**
K-Kitagawa-san, are you a celebrity?!
**[03:59] Marin**
I just model for magazines.
**[04:01] Marin**
I'm an amateur model.
**[04:02] Wakana**
An amateur model?
**[04:03] Marin**
An editor for that magazine
was at the salon I usually go to,
**[04:07] Marin**
and asked me if I was interested,
so I gave it a shot.
**[04:10] Marin**
I've just been doing more
shoots than usual lately.
**[04:14] Wakana**
Wow...
**[04:16] Wakana**
You look very different than
usual in this, Kitagawa-san.
**[04:19] Marin**
Maybe 'cause I've got an actual
makeup artist doing my face.
**[04:22] Wakana**
Why have you been doing
more shoots lately?
**[04:25] Marin**
Oh, that's because...
**[04:27] Marin SFX**
*Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle, sparkle!*
**[04:28] Marin**
I want that DSLR camera.
**[04:31] Marin**
Mama's gotta get that check.
**[04:33] Wakana**
*Oh...*
**[04:34] Wakana**
* Kitagawa-san's seriously planning on buying*
* one of those mega-expensive cameras...*
***SIGN*** Infinitive Verbs (1)
***SIGN*** Infinitive Verbs (2) Gerund (1)
**[04:40] Marin**
Ugh, let's take a break.
Gojo-kun, wanna watch a movie?
***SIGN*** On-Den: One Malicious Call
***SIGN*** Bone-chilling Summer Horror Movie Feature
Popular Horror Movies to Watch in Summer
***SIGN*** See All Films >
***SIGN*** 42% Recommended For You
**[04:44] Wakana**
You like scary movies, Kitagawa-san?
**[04:47] Marin**
I dunno if I actually "like" them, but part
three of this movie's coming out soon,
**[04:50] Marin**
so I wanna check it out and
see why it's so popular.
**[04:52] Marin**
Not to mention, it's summer.
**[04:54] Wakana**
I don't usually watch horror films...
**[04:57] Wakana**
How scary are these, exactly?
**[05:01] Marin**
I mean, it's just a movie,
so it can't be *that* scary.
**[05:03] Marin**
No sweat!
**[05:06] Woman in movie**
*What? A voicemail?*
**[05:08] Woman in movie**
*Who's it from?*
**[05:13] Voicemail voice**
*Hello... Right now, I'm...*
**[05:18] Voicemail voice**
*Right behind you...*
**[05:25] Woman in movie**
*Why is this happening to me?!*
**[05:27] Woman in movie**
*N-N-No, stop! Stop!*
**[05:41] Wakana**
Wow, what an ending!
***SIGN*** Yoshiko Amasawa
**[05:44] Wakana**
That was a great movie!
**[05:46] Marin**
Uh, it was okay, I guess?
It wasn't scary at all...
**[05:50] Wakana**
There's actually a scene
I'd like to watch once more.
**[05:52] Wakana**
Do you mind if I rewind
and watch it again?
**[05:53] Marin**
Huh?! Why, though?!
***SIGN*** On-Den: One Malicious Call
**[05:55] Wakana**
I think I might be able to learn from
their costumes and SFX makeup.
***SIGN*** Sparkle
***SIGN*** Sparkle
***SIGN*** Sparkle
**[05:59] Wakana**
I wonder how they made
this fabric look so old.
**[06:03] Wakana**
Do you think they're using contacts?
**[06:04] Marin**
I-It's probably CG...
**[06:07] Wakana**
This... and this!
**[06:09] Wakana**
I can learn so much from all of this!
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Write words in the ( ) to match the Japanese meaning.
**[06:14] Marin**
Okay, I just gotta take
a picture of this and...
**[06:18] Marin**
English is donezo!
**[06:20] Marin**
God, that was rough. If I had
any math to do, I would've died.
**[06:24] Wakana**
We do, though.
**[06:25] Wakana**
I already did the drills.
**[06:27] Marin**
No way. I don't have any...
**[06:30] Marin SFX**
*Plonk! And now, for our next question...*
**[06:32] Marin SFX**
*D'oh...*
**[06:33] Marin**
Uh, I think...
**[06:36] Marin**
I might've left them at school!
**[06:41] Wakana**
We got in trouble for not
coming here in our uniforms.
**[06:43] Marin**
I'm super sorry I made you come with me.
**[06:46] Wakana**
It's fine. It's on my way home, anyway.
**[06:48] Wakana**
I'm glad you found your math drills.
**[06:50] Marin**
Yeah.
**[06:52] Marin**
But seriously, the school looks hella
creepy after watching that movie.
**[06:56] Wakana**
Not to mention our footsteps are echoing.
**[06:58] Marin**
If we got here any later, we would've
been doing a full-on test of courage.
**[07:02] Marin**
Yikes...
**[07:03] Wakana**
Yes.
**[07:05] Wakana**
Oh, I need to buy some things to make dinner.
**[07:08] Wakana**
I know. Would you like to join us for dinner?
**[07:11] Marin**
Can I?
**[07:12] Marin**
It's been way too long. I can't wait!
**[07:14] Wakana**
* I'm pretty sure you've only been*
* eating that fried rice of yours.*
**[07:18] Marin**
Whatcha makin' tonight?
**[07:20] Wakana**
I was thinking cold somen noodles with
some shrimp, onion, and mitsuba kakiage.
**[07:24] Marin**
F'real?! That sounds amazing!
**[07:27] Marin**
You can even make kakiage?
You've got mad skills, Gojo-kun.
**[07:31] Marin**
Fried foods are way too high-level for me.
**[07:40] Marin**
I don't have swimming class,
so I've never gotten to go in.
**[07:44] Marin**
It's so huge up close!
**[07:46] Wakana**
Won't we get in trouble for coming up here
when we're not on the swim team?
**[07:50] Marin**
I'm sure regular students
are allowed up here.
**[07:52] Marin**
It looks so nice and cool!
**[07:54] Marin**
I'mma dip my foot in.
**[07:57] Wakana**
I really don't think you should!
**[07:58] Marin**
No worries. It'll just be for a sec.
**[08:01] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san!
**[08:10] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san!
**[08:20] Marin**
Dude, I seriously thought
I was a goner just now.
**[08:23] Wakana**
You're telling me!
Kitagawa-san, you can't swim?!
**[08:27] Marin**
Nope, can't even float.
**[08:31] Wakana**
Didn't you say you went to the beach with your
friends around the beginning of the month?
**[08:35] Wakana**
Did you actually have fun?
**[08:36] Marin**
You mean 'cause I can't swim?
**[08:38] Wakana**
Er, yes.
**[08:40] Marin**
Hm... I really don't mind.
**[08:43] Marin**
I basically go to eat, chat, and take pics,
**[08:47] Marin**
so it's plenty fun.
**[08:49] Wakana**
Oh, I see.
**[08:51] Marin**
Y'know...
**[08:53] Marin**
I love when I'm sitting on the sand,
listening to the waves,
**[08:56] Marin**
and watching the ocean get all sparkly
from the sun reflecting off it.
**[09:03] Marin**
So I always wanna go, even if I can't swim.
**[09:17] Marin**
You think I'm a little nuts for loving
the ocean so much when I can't swim?
**[09:25] Marin**
What? Did I say something that hilarious?
**[09:28] Wakana**
No, no. I'm sorry.
**[09:32] Wakana**
It's not nuts at all.
**[09:35] Wakana**
Of course...
**[09:37] Wakana**
I feel the same.
**[09:39] Wakana**
Even though I can't paint
their faces well yet...
**[09:43] Wakana**
I absolutely love hina dolls.
**[09:46] Marin**
Yeah, exactly! That's what I mean.
**[09:49] Marin**
I'm pretty sure everyone feels the same way.
**[09:51] Wakana**
Yes.
**[09:53] Wakana**
But if you drown, you'll die,
so please try to avoid that...
**[09:56] Marin**
I promise I'll be more careful.
**[10:01] Marin**
Gojo-kun.
**[10:02] Wakana**
Yes?
**[10:03] Marin**
I'm gonna try to find a festival
that's still happening,
**[10:07] Marin**
so if I do, wanna come with me?
**[10:08] Wakana**
Huh? What about your homework, though?
**[10:10] Wakana**
You've still got quite a bit to do.
**[10:12] Marin**
Oh, right.
**[10:14] Marin**
Uh... I'll finish the rest super fast!
**[10:16] Marin**
Just help me with the parts I don't get!
**[10:19] Wakana**
Sure, of course.
***SIGN*** August
***SIGN*** I'm actually doing math. Praise me?
***SIGN*** Good job!
**[10:45] Gramps**
I'm glad to hear Marin-chan managed
to finish all her homework.
**[10:49] Wakana**
Yeah.
**[10:51] Wakana**
Okay, I'll see you later.
**[10:52] Gramps**
Yup.
**[10:53] Gramps**
Watch out for cars.
***SIGN*** Gojo Dolls
**[11:01] Gramps**
Have a great time!
**[11:21] Wakana**
There's so many people...
**[11:23] Wakana**
I had no idea it got this crowded.
***SIGN*** I finished my homework!!!
***SIGN*** Now we can go to the festival
***SIGN*** So Happy
***SIGN*** Okay, wanna meet up at
the shrine entrance at 6PM?
***SIGN*** Sure
***SIGN*** Oh, man...
***SIGN*** I'm so friggin' excited!!!
***SIGN*** I'm looking forward to it, too
***SIGN*** Shrine
**[11:33] Wakana**
Even meeting up right now might be difficult.
***SIGN*** Shrine
**[11:38] Wakana**
I wonder if Kitagawa-san made it okay...
**[11:42] Marin**
Yay, I found you!
**[11:47] Marin**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[11:51] Marin**
The crowds here are crazy,
so I had a hard time getting through.
**[11:55] Wakana**
I-It's fine...
**[11:58] Marin**
Hey, you're wearing your jinbei!
**[12:00] Marin**
I knew it'd look great on you! Noice!
**[12:03] Wakana**
And K-Kitagawa-san,
you're wearing a yukata...
**[12:06] Marin**
Yup!
**[12:09] Marin**
I went all out and had someone do
my hair and get me into this yukata.
**[12:14] Marin**
What's up?
**[12:16] Wakana**
Huh?!
**[12:17] Marin**
Wait, lemme guess...
**[12:18] Marin**
You're one of those guys who gets excited
from seeing the nape of a girl's neck?
***SIGN*** Yikes
**[12:23] Marin**
Wait, seriously?
**[12:25] Wakana**
U-Um...
**[12:27] Wakana**
I-I wouldn't say... uh...
***SIGN*** Glance
***SIGN*** Blush
**[12:32] Marin**
*For real?!*
**[12:34] Marin**
* For real? For real, for real,*
* for real, for real, for real?!*
**[12:34] Wakana**
W-Well, Japanese clothes
are really nice.
***SIGN*** Badump Badump Badump
***SIGN*** Badump
Badump
Badump
**[12:41] Marin**
*I'm so hyped right now!*
**[12:42] Marin**
*I'm so glad I wore a yukata!*
***SIGN*** Beef Skewers
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
**[12:46] Marin**
* I'm deffo gonna be showing*
* off the nape of my neck!*
**[12:50] Wakana**
Wh-What time do the fireworks start?
**[12:53] Marin**
Seven!
**[12:54] Wakana**
You were that excited about this?!
***SIGN*** Specialty Candied Apples
**[13:00] Marin**
They have candied apples, Gojo-kun!
**[13:05] Marin**
I'm gonna dig right in.
**[13:07] Wakana**
That's great.
**[13:10] Marin**
Ooh, okonomiyaki!
**[13:12] Wakana**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Okonomiyaki
**[13:13] Employee**
Thanks!
**[13:15] Wakana**
This looks great, Kitagawa-san—
***SIGN*** Gone
**[13:18] Wakana**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** Delicious Yakitori
**[13:20] Marin**
They have yakitori, too!
**[13:21] Guy employee**
Step right up!
**[13:23] Wakana**
Right...
**[13:24] Marin**
I wonder how many I should get...
**[13:24] Wakana**
*Th-This is, uh...*
***SIGN*** Grilled Squid
***SIGN*** Beef Steak Skewers
Yum
***SIGN*** Chicken Skin Gyoza
***SIGN*** Fried Chicken
***SIGN*** Okonomiyaki
***SIGN*** Cotton Candy
***SIGN*** Chocolate Bananas
***SIGN*** Cotton Candy
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
**[13:35] Wakana**
You bought so much...
**[13:38] Marin**
I mean, that's pretty normal
for two people, isn't it?
**[13:42] Marin**
Let's go sit at the plaza and eat!
**[13:44] Announcement**
*Thank you for waiting.*
**[13:46] Announcement**
*The fireworks show will start momentarily.*
**[13:50] Marin**
Shoot, let's hurry, Gojo-kun.
**[13:52] Wakana**
Right.
**[13:55] Wakana**
This is my first time coming down to the
plaza to actually watch the fireworks.
**[13:58] Marin**
Wow, really?
**[14:01] Marin**
You've never gone to the
fireworks festival at Iwatsuki?
**[14:04] Marin**
That's sort of a waste when you
live so close, isn't it?
**[14:04] Song**
**[14:53] Wakana**
*I can smell the gunpowder and smoke...*
**[14:56] Wakana**
*People cheering...*
**[14:59] Wakana**
*Seeing them so up close...*
**[15:01] Wakana**
* The sound resonates through*
* your whole body.*
**[15:11] Wakana**
* Last year, the year before,*
* and even before that...*
**[15:16] Wakana**
*Every year, I'd be alone in my room...*
**[15:20] Wakana**
* Fireworks were just some loud,*
* echoing noise I'd hear off in the distance.*
**[15:31] Wakana**
*And yet, this year...*
**[16:16] Marin**
Nyah.
**[16:17] Wakana**
Oh, God! Your tongue!
**[16:20] Wakana**
Do you know what's happened to it?!
**[16:22] Marin**
It instantly turns into a cool color
when you eat Blue Hawaii.
**[16:25] Wakana**
And you still chose to eat it?!
**[16:26] Marin**
Yup!
**[16:28] Marin**
Nyah! Nyah! Nyah!
**[16:28] Wakana**
That's enough already!
**[16:33] Marin**
Ow...
**[16:34] Wakana**
Wow...
**[16:36] Wakana**
The straps really did a number on your feet.
**[16:38] Wakana**
It must hurt to walk.
**[16:41] Wakana**
There's a convenience store nearby,
so I'll buy some bandages.
**[16:44] Marin**
It's fine.
**[16:45] Marin**
It'd be a pain for you to have
to go and come back.
**[16:47] Wakana**
But...
**[16:48] Marin**
Just take me with you.
**[16:51] Wakana**
Take you with me?
**[16:53] Marin**
We're so high up!
**[16:56] Marin**
I envy you! You get to see everything
from all the way up here.
**[17:00] Wakana**
*Sh-She smells so nice...*
**[17:03] Marin**
Gojo-kun! How tall are you?
**[17:05] Wakana**
A-A hundred and eighty....
**[17:08] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san! It's dangerous
if you move too much!
**[17:10] Marin**
Whoops, my bad.
**[17:12] Marin**
Wow, I figured you were about that tall.
**[17:16] Marin**
The last part of the fireworks was insane.
**[17:19] Wakana**
They were very beautiful.
**[17:21] Marin**
It's kinda hilarious that you can't see
them well, from all the smoke.
**[17:23] Wakana**
I never knew it'd end up like that.
**[17:26] Wakana**
I'm really glad I came.
**[17:29] Marin**
Me, too! Or, well...
**[17:32] Marin**
It kinda sucks that this
happened at the end.
**[17:37] Wakana**
You're not used to wearing
them, so it happens.
**[17:40] Marin**
But, y'know,
**[17:41] Marin**
when this kinda crap happens, it doesn't
matter how much fun you *were* having.
**[17:44] Marin**
Things get sorta "meh," right?
**[17:47] Marin**
Sorry about this, Gojo-kun.
**[17:53] Marin**
I promise I'll be more careful next year.
**[18:02] Wakana**
*Next year, too?*
**[18:05] Marin**
Next year, let's go to Iwatsuki's
fireworks festival, too.
**[18:08] Wakana**
Yes, let's go.
**[18:10] Marin**
Actually, why don't we just hit up all
the fireworks festivals in the Kanto region?
**[18:14] Wakana**
Really? Do you think we can actually do it?
**[18:16] Marin**
Anything is possible if you try.
**[18:18] Marin**
Not that I'd know.
**[19:57] Wakana**
I guess I'll call it a night.
**[20:05] Wakana**
Kitagawa-san? Is everything okay?
**[20:08] Marin**
*Gojo-kun... What were you doing right now?*
**[20:12] Wakana**
I was about to go to bed.
**[20:13] Wakana**
It's pretty late. Did something happen?
**[20:16] Marin**
Well... Not exactly...
**[20:21] Marin**
I-I just wanted to hear your voice...
**[20:27] Marin**
I'm way too scared to sleep right now!
***SIGN*** On-Den: One Malicious Call 2
**[20:30] Marin**
I ended up watching "On-Den 2"...
**[20:32] Wakana**
*Ah, the sequel.*
**[20:34] Wakana**
* But didn't you say the other*
* day that it wasn't scary?*
**[20:38] Marin**
Well, last time, you were
with me, so I was mostly fine,
**[20:41] Marin**
But I just can't by myself right now!
**[20:42] Marin**
I'm scared to death at the littlest sounds!
**[21:01] Marin**
* I'd drop dead if someone was behind me,*
* so I've been keeping my eyes open.*
**[21:05] Marin**
*I even washed my hair with my eyes open!*
**[21:07] Wakana**
What? But I'm sure no one's there.
**[21:10] Wakana**
That movie's fiction, after all.
**[21:12] Marin**
You don't know that! Maybe it's based
on a real story that actually happened!
**[21:16] Marin**
What if it's true?! What if I got a voicemail?!
**[21:17] Marin**
I seriously can't right now!
**[21:19] Marin**
It's super scary because it's a horror
movie dealing with smartphones!
**[21:23] Marin**
*I'm losing my mind right now!*
**[21:25] Marin**
*Gojo-kun.*
**[21:27] Marin**
* It doesn't have to be for long,*
* but just keep talking to me.*
**[21:29] Marin**
* You can even put it on*
* speaker and doze off on me!*
**[21:32] Wakana**
A-All right.
**[21:38] Marin**
So, yeah...
***SIGN*** Summer Vacation
Homework
**[21:41] Marin**
Isn't Nowa super strong?
**[21:43] Marin**
That girl is insane.
**[21:45] Wakana**
*I had no idea Sugaya-san was like that.*
**[21:50] Marin**
Maybe I'm not so scared now.
**[21:52] Marin**
Thanks, Gojo-kun.
**[21:55] Wakana**
*Well, I'm glad...*
**[21:58] Marin**
Man, I guess school's
starting back up tomorrow.
**[22:00] Marin**
Summer vacation was way too short.
**[22:04] Marin**
I have so much more that I wanna do.
**[22:06] Marin**
I wanna watch "PrezHost" again,
and I wanted to work more...
**[22:11] Marin**
And cosplay!
**[22:12] Marin**
I wish we could've gone to at
least one more cosplay event.
**[22:15] Marin**
There's seriously not enough time in a day.
***SIGN*** Marin Kitagawa
**[22:18] Wakana**
Right... I... I...
**[22:23] Marin**
*Sounds like he's about to pass out.*
**[22:25] Wakana**
*This year was really fun...*
**[22:30] Marin**
Yeah.
**[22:33] Marin**
We did a lot together this year...
**[22:36] Marin**
and it was a lot of fun.
**[22:56] Marin**
Gojo-kun...
**[23:00] Marin**
I love you.
**[23:10] Marin**
My dude's out like a light.
What was even the point?
**[23:16] Marin**
Guess I'll sleep, too.
**[23:28] Marin**
I'll talk to you later, Gojo-kun.
***SIGN*** Wakana Gojo
**[23:33] Marin**
Goodnight.
**[23:38] Marin**
See you later.