E3 - The New Student: Bashame

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[00:03] Koshitan
    Crap. I took a slight detour,
    and now I'm late.
SIGN    This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
    are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
SIGN    Deer Club
[00:12] Koshitan
    Sorry I'm late!
SIGN    Camera 1
SIGN    Camera 2
SIGN    Deer Crackers
SIGN    Camera 3
SIGN    Camera 4
[00:22] Koshitan
    A... A deer!
SIGN    The New Student: Bashame
[02:06] Koshitan
    Wh-Wh-What the hell is a deer doing here?!
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[02:09] Koshitan
    Though, in a way, it's only natural
    that deer would be in the Deer Club.
[02:17] Koshitan
    In fact, they've been hanging around
    pretty casually this whole time.
[02:20] Koshitan
    Why the heck didn't I notice?
SIGN    Deer Crackers
[02:32] Koshitan
    Hey, stop eating our club's
    supply of deer crackers!
[02:35] Koshitan
    Hey, Shikanoko! Is this your doing?
[02:40] Koshitan
    She's not here?
[02:47] Koshitan
    Wait, is this deer...
[02:55] Koshitan
    Shikanoko?!
[02:56] Koshitan
    What're you messin' around for?!
[02:57] Koshitan
    I know damn well you're Shikanoko!
    So hurry up and turn back!
[03:05] Koshitan
    She's not turning back?
[03:07] Koshitan
    I see. So she's mocking me.
[03:11] Koshitan
    All right, then.
[03:13] Koshitan
    I'll rip that deer hide of
    a disguise right off of you!
[03:17] Koshitan
    Grasp.
[03:18] Koshitan
    Take it off! Take off that costume!
[03:21] Koshitan
    Did you really think I wouldn't
    see through a mere disguise?!
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[03:42] Koshitan
    Man, I sure am thirsty.
[03:45] Koshitan
    I mean, I did just go back and forth
[03:47] Koshitan
    between the school building
    and the clubhouse.
[03:51] Koshitan
    Oh, yeah. I bought something you'd like.
[03:57] Koshitan
    Ta-dah! A spring exclusive!
[03:59] Koshitan
    The super-popular sakura-mochi-
    flavored boba milk tea
[04:02] Koshitan
    from the Hinominami High school store!
[04:05] Koshitan
    But I guess you can't drink it as a deer.
[04:08] Koshitan
    You poor thing. I'm even treating you, too.
[04:14] Koshitan
    Well, if you can't drink it,
    I guess I'll just have to drink both.
[04:17] Koshitan
    You sure about this? I'm about
    to have both bobalicious drinks.
[04:21] Koshitan
    She's ignoring me?!
[04:22] Koshitan
    Damn it... I guess boba's
    not enough to sway her.
[04:31] Koshitan
    Manjiro!
[04:32] Narrator
    Deer are herbivores.
    They eat leaves and grass.
[04:37] Koshitan
    How dare you do that to my Manjiro
    that I grew with love and care?!
[04:41] Narrator
    All the plants in the Deer Club have been
    named and taken care of by Koshitan.
SIGN    Iruka
SIGN    Umako
SIGN    Emishi
[04:47] Koshitan
    Stop nomming on him, you bastard deer!
[04:52] Koshitan
    Yikes... What the hell is that sound?
[04:55] Koshitan
    I've never heard that before.
[04:57] Narrator
    When bucks become aggressive, they let out a
    "geh, geh, geh" sound to intimidate enemies.
[05:01] Narrator
    Do not approach them when this happens.
[05:04] Koshitan
    You're just gonna keep being stubborn, eh?
[05:06] Koshitan
    But I can't falter, either.
[05:08] Koshitan
    I need to protect Manjiro and the others!
[05:11] Koshitan
    Guess I'm just gonna have to use force!
[05:15] Koshitan
    Take this! You're powerless
    before these water bottles!
[05:18] Narrator
    Nokotan is terrified of plastic
    bottles filled with water.
[05:27] Koshitan
    Well? How's it feel to be utterly helpless?
[05:30] Koshitan
    If you want me to move them,
    hurry up and revert to your usual form!
[05:36] Koshitan
    What?!
[05:37] Koshitan
    Wh-When...
[05:39] Koshitan
    When did you overcome your
    fear of water bottles?!
[05:44] Koshitan
    I need to dig deeper into her interests,
    or I won't be able
[05:47] Koshitan
    to protect Manjiro and the others.
[05:49] Koshitan
    Something that'll grab Shikanoko's
    attention... Grab her attention...
[05:59] Koshitan
    Th-This is it!
[06:04] Koshitan
    Oh, no!
SIGN    Secret
[06:05] Koshitan
    L-Look what I found!
[06:07] Koshitan
    My notebook of poems from my dark past!
SIGN    Secret
[06:11] Koshitan
    Boy, I sure better set this embarrassing
    thing on fire immediately.
[06:15] Koshitan
    Glance.
[06:16] Koshitan
    But I mean... You and I
    are so close, Shikanoko.
[06:19] Koshitan
    So I guess I wouldn't mind letting you have
    a peek first. In your usual form, that is.
[06:27] Koshitan
    I can't risk leaving something so embarrassing
    at home, so I always have it on me.
[06:32] Koshitan
    I never thought I'd end up
    bringing it out here.
[06:35] Koshitan
    But I'm sure if I go this far, she'll also...
[06:39] Koshitan
    There we go! She reacted! Just one more push!
[06:44] Koshitan
    I-I guess I wouldn't mind letting you hear
    one of my original songs I wrote recently.
[06:51] Nokotan
    What? I'd love to hear that!
[06:53] Koshitan
    Oh, fine. Just a little.
[06:57] Koshitan
    One, two, three, four.
[07:04] Koshitan
    Go forth, former delinquent Koshitan!
[07:07] Koshitan
    I can hear a sad wind
[07:10] Koshitan
    Is there someone crying?
[07:12] Koshitan
    Wow, wow, wow, wow
[07:14] Koshitan
    Behind the school building, after school
[07:17] Koshitan
    The territory of the starving tiger
[07:19] Koshitan
    An untouchable sanctuary
[07:22] Koshitan
    If you carelessly go in,
    you'll get torn to shreds
[07:25] Koshitan
    But I can't leave this sad song alone
[07:28] Koshitan
    So I'll come wipe those tears for you
[07:31] Koshitan
    Good grief. I just don't want to stand out.
[07:36] Koshitan
    Three minutes? Ha!
[07:38] Koshitan
    Three seconds is plenty.
[07:40] Koshitan
    Go! Fight! Koshitan!
[07:43] Koshitan
    I may be a former delinquent, but you
    lame-ass punks ain't got nothin' on me!
[07:47] Koshitan
    The blazing tiger's fist
[07:49] Koshitan
    Will leave sparks across your cheekbones
[07:52] Koshitan
    Don't underestimate the toe beans of a tiger.
[07:59] Koshitan
    If you ever need to cry, call on me!
[08:01] Koshitan
    Koshitan! Koshitan!
[08:03] Koshitan
    Wow, wow, wow, wow
[08:05] Koshitan
    I'm the former delinquent Koshitan!
[08:09] Koshitan
    Okay, time for verse two!
[08:21] Koshitan
    Go forth, former delinquent Koshitan!
[08:26] Koshitan
    Now, now. I'm afraid I can't
    let you listen to any more.
SIGN    Deer Cra
[08:31] Nokotan
    Aw, that's a shame.
[08:33] Koshitan
    Nope, nope. Not unless you
    change back to your normal...
[08:38] Nokotan
    Gosh, I sure would love to hear more!
[08:41] Nokotan
    Come on! Sing more of
    "Former Delinquent Koshitan"!
SIGN    Deer Crackers
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[08:50] Koshitan
    Huh? Wha? Sh-Shikanoko?!
SIGN    Deer Crackers
[08:54] Koshitan
    There're two Shikanokos?! B-But why?!
[08:57] Nokotan
    There're two of me? What are
    you talking about, Koshitan?
[09:00] Koshitan
    I-I mean... look!
[09:06] Koshitan
    She's speaking to it?
[09:08] Nokotan
    I guess he escaped from Hino Zoo.
[09:12] Koshitan
    E-Escaped?
[09:13] Nokotan
    I wonder if he was drawn here
    by the scent of deer crackers.
SIGN    Deer Crackers
SIGN    Deer Crackers
[09:16] Koshitan
    What the hell?!
SIGN    Deer Crackers
[09:18] Nokotan
    Hey, more importantly,
    what's this notebook of poems?
SIGN    Secret
[09:23] Nokotan
    Wow...
[09:24] Nokotan
    Hey, here's that original song you were
    just singing. Come on, sing the rest of it!
[09:28] Nokotan
    "Go forth, former delinquent Koshitan!"
[09:33] Narrator
    She had already dug her own grave,
[09:35] Narrator
    but Koshitan wanted to sink even further,
    never to be found again.
[09:40] Nokotan
    Notsu! Arrivedeerci!
[09:44] Narrator
    And so the deer went back to Hino Zoo.
SIGN    Kinkasan
    Koganeyama Shrine
SIGN    Kinkasan
    Sanriku-Fukko National Park
SIGN    Entrance Ceremony
[09:57] Koshitan
    Under the warm sunlight, the cherry
    blossoms are now in full bloom.
[10:04] Koshitan
    To all of our new students,
    congratulations on entering our school.
[10:08] Koshitan
    On behalf of the current student body,
    I welcome you from the bottom of my heart.
[10:14] Narrator
    Spring.
[10:15] Narrator
    Koshitan and the others became third-years.
[10:18] Narrator
    Apparently, they aren't stuck
    in the Sazae-san space-time dimension.
[10:21] Nokotan
    I sure wish I could've seen your greeting
    as the student council president.
[10:25] Nokotan
    You were probably super cool.
[10:28] Koshitan
    You bet I was.
[10:34] Koshitan
    Huh?! Wha?!
[10:36] Koshitan
    Hey, are you okay?! What are you doing here?
[10:38] Koshitan
    What's wrong? Do you not feel well?
[10:40] Koshitan
    Do you need me to take you
    to the nurse's office?
[10:42] Koshitan
    Or should I call an ambulance?! The police?!
[10:45] Koshitan
    JSDF?!
[10:59] Bashame
    Bashame's so silly. It was so warm
    that Bashame just dozed off to sleep.
[11:03] Koshitan
    I-I see...
[11:05] Koshitan
    Bashame?
[11:06] Koshitan
    I'm glad you're not feeling ill.
[11:09] Koshitan
    But may I ask what you're doing here?
[11:11] Koshitan
    You look like a new student...
[11:14] Bashame
    Bashame came to see you.
[11:17] Koshitan
    Huh?
SIGN    Bashame Meme
SIGN    Bashame Meme
[11:18] Bashame
    Bashame's name is Bashame Meme.
    Bashame's a first-year!
[11:22] Bashame
    Bashame idolizes you,
    so Bashame wanted to see you.
[11:27] Bashame
    Ukai-sensei said you might
    be here, so Bashame came!
[11:33] Koshitan
    Oho...
[11:34] Koshitan
    She must have been so overwhelmed by my
    pure and beautiful display as an honor student
[11:39] Koshitan
    at the entrance ceremony that
    she just had to come see me.
[11:42] Bashame
    Bashame wants to be like you.
[11:45] Bashame
    So... So please make Bashame your student!
[11:49] Koshitan
    I'm sorry. I mean,
    I appreciate the thought—
[11:52] Bashame
    Shikanoko-senpai!
[11:56] Koshitan
    Shikanoko-senpai?
[11:59] Koshitan
    Wh-Wha?!
[12:00] Koshitan
    You mean Shikanoko-san, not me?!
[12:02] Bashame
    Who are you?
[12:04] Koshitan
    Uh, I just spoke at the entrance ceremony!
    I'm the student council president!
[12:08] Bashame
    Bashame was waiting here because
    she wanted to see Shikanoko-senpai.
[12:13] Koshitan
    What's with her? Is she insane?!
[12:15] Koshitan
    Bashame-san, why are you
    interested in this buffoon—
[12:17] Koshitan
    ahem—in Shikanoko-san?
[12:20] Bashame
    Bashame is happy you asked!
[12:23] Bashame
    It happened before the entrance ceremony...
SIGN    Entrance Ceremony
[12:26] Bashame
    Bashame had collapsed in
    front of the school gates.
[12:29] Koshitan
    Say what now?
[12:31] (Flashback) Bashame
    So hungry... Bashame is finished.
[12:36] (Flashback) Bashame
    Aw... The entrance ceremony's
    gonna start soon.
[12:40] (Flashback) Bashame
    Bashame's going to die here, without even
    getting to do her high school debut.
[12:47] (Flashback) Nokotan
    Want some?
[12:48] (Flashback) Bashame
    Huh?
[12:55] (Flashback) Bashame
    Thank you very much.
[12:58] (Flashback) Nokotan
    Bye, now.
[13:01] (Flashback) Bashame
    Oh, wait!
[13:03] (Flashback) Bashame
    Um, what is your name?
[13:09] (Flashback) Nokotan
    My name's not worth rememberin', ma'am.
[13:14] Bashame
    And so... You saved Bashame's life,
    Shikanoko-senpai.
[13:20] Koshitan
    A life was actually saved by deer crackers?
[13:22] Bashame
    So during the entrance ceremony,
    Bashame was thinking the whole time...
[13:28] Bashame
    "Shikanoko-senpai's just so cool."
[13:30] Bashame
    "Bashame wants to be just like her...
    A cool deer just like her."
[13:35] Koshitan
    You want to be a deer?
[13:36] Bashame
    So please make Bashame your student!
[13:39] Koshitan
    Student? Seriously now, wha—
[13:42] Koshitan
    What's with all those butterflies?!
[13:44] Koshitan
    Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo!
[13:46] Koshitan
    Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo!
[13:48] Nokotan
    Notsu.
[13:49] Koshitan
    Hey, what are you gonna do about her?
[13:51] Nokotan
    Hm...
[13:53] Nokotan
    Did you say your name was Bashame?
[13:56] Bashame
    Yes! Bashame is Bashame!
[13:58] Nokotan
    Do you really have what
    it takes to become a deer?
[14:01] Koshitan
    Who the hell are you supposed to be?!
    And what do you even mean?!
[14:04] Bashame
    Yes! Bashame solemnly swears to
    become the best deer she can be!
[14:08] Koshitan
    Do you hear yourself?!
[14:10] Nokotan
    Then first, you'll have to join the Deer Club.
[14:13] Bashame
    Okay! Bashame shall join the Deer Club!
[14:16] Koshitan
    Would you stop moving this conversation
    along like I don't even exist?!
[14:19] Nokotan
    Koshitan's the president of
    the Deer Club and our owner,
[14:22] Nokotan
    so first, ask Koshitan to take care of you.
[14:27] Bashame
    Roger dodger!
[14:28] Koshitan
    Listen to the owner, damn it!
[14:31] Koshitan
    Huh...?
[14:33] Koshitan
    Uh, what?
[14:36] Anko
    Now that I've graduated middle school,
[14:39] Anko
    I'm finally a student at the
    same school as my sister.
[14:43] Anko
    I sent my application in to the Deer Club,
[14:45] Anko
    so I'll be able to be with my sister
    from morning to night, 24/7!
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[14:50] Anko
    We'll be able to do all kinds of things!
[14:53] Anko
    Onee-cha...
[14:56] Bashame
    Koshitan-senpai, please
    take care of Bashame, too.
[15:00] Koshitan
    Hey, stop that...
[15:04] Anko
    Onee-chan?
[15:05] Koshitan
    A-Anko?!
[15:07] Anko
    What are you doing with a girl that's not me?
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[15:12] Koshitan
    Eek!
[15:14] Narrator
    Congrats on getting two new
    members for the Deer Club.
SIGN    Kinkasan seen from
    Mount Gobansho
[15:23] Koshitan
    It's a long story as to how,
    but our club now has four members!
[15:26] Koshitan
    The Deer Club is finally an actual club!
[15:28] Koshitan
    Up until now, it was just some
    ambiguous club for messing around,
[15:31] Koshitan
    but now we'll get to do
    some real club activities!
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[15:35] Koshitan
    All right, you three! Let's do this thing!
SIGN    Shikanoko Noko
    3rd-Year
SIGN    Position: Deer
[15:42] Anko
    Matching mugs with Onee-chan!
SIGN    An
SIGN    Koshi
SIGN    Koshi Anko
    1st-Year
SIGN    Position: Self-proclaimed
    caretaker to her sister
SIGN    Bashame Meme
    1st-Year
SIGN    Position: More than a person,
    less than a deer
[15:48] Bashame
    Yummy!
SIGN    Deer Crackers
SIGN    Koshi Torako
    3rd-Year
SIGN    Position: President
    and deer caretaker
[15:53] Koshitan
    This just won't do!
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[15:57] Narrator
    Time to promote the Deer Club.
SIGN    Deer Club meeting!
[16:01] Koshitan
    And so, we will now begin our first meeting
    to discuss our club's course of action!
[16:06] Nokotan
    Something's happening.
[16:07] Anko
    She's cute when she's serious, too.
[16:10] Koshitan
    Shut your mouths!
[16:12] Koshitan
    You've done nothing but laze around
    since the new term started!
[16:14] Koshitan
    Don't you have any pride as
    members of the Deer Club?!
[16:16] Narrator
    Definition of said pride left open.
[16:18] Nokotan
    I dunno what to tell you.
[16:20] Koshitan
    You make me so sad...
[16:22] Koshitan
    We worked so hard to
    establish the Deer Club...
[16:24] Koshitan
    The Deer Club!
[16:26] Koshitan
    If people find out how lazy this club is...
[16:29] Koshitan
    We'll receive less club funds,
[16:30] Koshitan
    and even though I rose to the ranks
    of student council president,
[16:32] Koshitan
    my reputation will go into the gutter!
[16:35] Bashame
    Bashame was surprised that Koshitan-senpai
    used to be a delinquent,
[16:39] Bashame
    but seeing you be so frank
    is pretty funny, too.
[16:43] Anko
    That's another reason she's so cute.
SIGN    Deer Club meeting!
[16:45] Koshitan
    We can't go on like this!
[16:46] Koshitan
    We're all going to decide
    our goals for the year!
[16:49] Nokotan; Anko; Bashame
    Okay!
[16:50] Koshitan
    First off, Shikanoko!
SIGN    Deer Club meeting!
[16:53] Koshitan
    As our club's resident deer and their
    senpai deer, tell your kohai your goals!
[16:59] Nokotan
    Hm, let's see. I...
[17:02] Nokotan
    Oh, I wanna get in a tub
    filled with deer crackers!
[17:06] Koshitan
    Absolutely not.
[17:06] Nokotan
    Boo. That was fast.
[17:08] Koshitan
    Are you planning to waste all of
    our club funds on deer crackers?!
[17:11] Koshitan
    That's not what I'm asking here!
    Think of something better!
[17:14] Nokotan
    Hm... Other than that...
[17:17] Nokotan
    Yeah, I don't got any.
[17:19] Koshitan
    You're the one who made the
    damn Deer Club, aren't you?!
[17:22] Koshitan
    Why'd you even make it?!
[17:25] Koshitan
    She's useless. She's gonna set
    a bad example for the others.
SIGN    Deer Club meeting!
[17:28] Koshitan
    Next! Deer-in-training, Bashame!
[17:36] Koshitan
    Stop making rice in the clubhouse!
[17:38] Bashame
    Want some, Koshitan-senpai?
[17:39] Koshitan
    No!
[17:40] Koshitan
    You even said that you wanted to become a
    deer, so you must have some goals in mind!
[17:46] Bashame
    Hm... Lessee...
[17:50] Bashame
    Bashame wants to make a rice paddy!
[17:53] Koshitan
    Say what now?
[17:54] Koshitan
    A-A rice paddy...?
[17:55] Bashame
    A rice field will work, too.
[17:57] Koshitan
    Sorry, you've lost me.
[17:59] Bashame
    Bashame came to a realization.
[18:01] Bashame
    In order to survive as a deer in this
    savanna known as modern society,
[18:06] Bashame
    you need to be self-sufficient!
[18:09] Bashame
    So first, I'm gonna make a rice paddy
    right next to the clubhouse.
[18:12] Bashame
    Bashame's gonna be a good deer
    and grow some good rice!
[18:15] Koshitan
    Why the deer part?!
[18:17] Narrator
    Look forward to episode 10.
SIGN    Deer Club meeting!
[18:19] Koshitan
    Damn it. All of you are hopeless.
[18:21] Koshitan
    Anko, you're my only hope!
[18:24] Anko
    Hm, let's see...
[18:26] Anko
    I just joined the Deer Club so
    I could help you, Onee-chan.
[18:30] Anko
    So I guess I just want to stay by your
    side and continue to support you.
[18:34] Koshitan
    A-Anko! Well said, my dear sister!
[18:38] Koshitan
    You're the only one I can rely on!
[18:39] Anko
    And if possible, I want to make it
    so you can't survive without me.
[18:44] Koshitan
    Yikes! You're terrifying!
SIGN    Deer Club meeting!
[18:45] Koshitan
    Give me back the admiration
    I felt three seconds ago!
[18:49] Nokotan
    Well, what do you want to do, Koshitan?
[18:52] Koshitan
    Heh! Unlike you bozos, I've thought this out!
[18:56] Anko
    Okay, and?
[18:57] Koshitan
    I thought up a lot, so to start off...
[19:00] Nokotan
    To start off?
[19:01] Koshitan
    I want to make this clubhouse even cuter!
[19:06] Nokotan
    It's already plenty cute...
[19:09] Koshitan
    Nah, I mean, this building was
    originally an old shed, right?
[19:13] Koshitan
    We can just rebuild it to be cuter, and...
[19:15] Nokotan
    Koshitan's idea has the least
    to do with the Deer Club.
[19:18] Anko
    Should the student council president
    be so blatantly corrupt?
[19:21] Bashame
    I believe they call this pigeonholing.
[19:23] Koshitan
    Hey, it's not a bad thing to make
    the clubhouse more efficient!
[19:27] Koshitan
    It's the president's job to make
    this space more livable for deer!
[19:31] Nokotan
    In that case, I should be able
    to get my deer cracker bath.
[19:35] Bashame
    And Bashame's rice paddy!
[19:37] Anko
    And my wish to do all kinds of
    naughty things with you, Onee-chan!
[19:41] Koshitan
    I think your wording changed a bit, Anko!
[19:43] Nokotan
    Not to mention, you're wrong, Koshitan!
[19:46] Nokotan
    The Deer Club's duty is to take care of deer!
[19:49] Nokotan
    Since you're in charge of taking care of me,
    you should take care of me more!
[19:52] Nokotan
    At this rate, I'm going to
    get sick of you and leave!
[19:55] Koshitan
    What?!
[19:56] Anko
    Which would mean there would no
    longer be any deer in the Deer Club,
[20:00] Anko
    and the Deer Club would have to disband.
[20:02] Koshitan
    Uh...
[20:03] Bashame
    And then Koshitan-senpai will
    be questioned about her role
[20:06] Bashame
    in disbanding the Deer Club!
[20:08] Koshitan
    Uh, hello?!
[20:10] Nokotan
    So before we even discuss any course
    of action, I request we treat deer better!
SIGN    Take Care of Your Deer
[20:16] Koshitan
    I hate that she's actually making sense.
[20:19] Koshitan
    Damn it... Then what am I supposed to do?
[20:23] Nokotan
    Brush me!
[20:25] Koshitan
    That's so mundane.
[20:26] Nokotan
    Here.
[20:28] Nokotan
    Okay, bring it on!
[20:36] Bashame
    Oho! So to become an even better deer,
    brushing is essential!
[20:41] Bashame
    Bashame has learned something!
    You're amazing, Nokotan-senpai.
[20:46] Koshitan
    Honestly, I don't think
    brushing's that important.
[20:49] Bashame
    Koshitan-senpai! Bashame's head
    is open for business, too!
[20:52] Koshitan
    Seriously?
[20:54] Bashame
    Bashame has no interest in you,
[20:56] Bashame
    but if you absolutely insist on brushing
    Bashame's hair, Bashame won't mind!
[21:03] Koshitan
    Why are you talking down to me?!
    And I never even said that!
[21:09] Anko
    You girls—no, you vermin.
[21:13] Anko
    I guess you don't understand a thing
    about your caretaker, my sister.
[21:17] Anko
    But that makes sense.
[21:19] Anko
    You two vermin only just met her,
    while I have fifteen years' experience.
[21:23] Anko
    Yes, which means...
[21:26] Anko
    I have the highest aptitude to become
    the resident deer of the Deer Club!
[21:30] Koshitan
    When the hell did you become a deer?!
    I thought you were my caretaker?!
[21:35] Anko
    Come on, Onee-chan. Tell them.
[21:37] Anko
    You'd rather brush my hair than those 
    two invasive pests, right? Right?
[21:42] Koshitan
    Dear god, the pressure...
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[21:44] Nokotan
    Then we'll just have to fight
    to see who's the real deer here!
[21:48] Anko
    Bring it on!
[21:49] Bashame
    Bashame won't lose!
[21:51] Koshitan
    We're supposed to be having
    a meeting here, damn it!
[21:53] Anko
    I'm the deer! Deer! Deer!
[21:58] Anko
    Deer! Deer!
[21:58] Neko
    Uh-huh...
[22:00] Neko
    So this is the pesky Deer Club...