# E3 - The New Student: Bashame
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**[00:03] Koshitan**
Crap. I took a slight detour,
and now I'm late.
***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
***SIGN*** Deer Club
**[00:12] Koshitan**
Sorry I'm late!
***SIGN*** Camera 1
***SIGN*** Camera 2
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
***SIGN*** Camera 3
***SIGN*** Camera 4
**[00:22] Koshitan**
A... A deer!
***SIGN*** The New Student: Bashame
**[02:06] Koshitan**
Wh-Wh-What the hell is a deer doing here?!
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[02:09] Koshitan**
Though, in a way, it's only natural
that deer would be in the Deer Club.
**[02:17] Koshitan**
In fact, they've been hanging around
pretty casually this whole time.
**[02:20] Koshitan**
Why the heck didn't I notice?
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[02:32] Koshitan**
Hey, stop eating our club's
supply of deer crackers!
**[02:35] Koshitan**
Hey, Shikanoko! Is this your doing?
**[02:40] Koshitan**
She's not here?
**[02:47] Koshitan**
Wait, is this deer...
**[02:55] Koshitan**
Shikanoko?!
**[02:56] Koshitan**
What're you messin' around for?!
**[02:57] Koshitan**
I know damn well you're Shikanoko!
So hurry up and turn back!
**[03:05] Koshitan**
She's not turning back?
**[03:07] Koshitan**
*I see. So she's mocking me.*
**[03:11] Koshitan**
*All right, then.*
**[03:13] Koshitan**
* I'll rip that deer hide of*
* a disguise right off of you!*
**[03:17] Koshitan**
Grasp.
**[03:18] Koshitan**
Take it off! Take off that costume!
**[03:21] Koshitan**
Did you really think I wouldn't
see through a mere disguise?!
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[03:42] Koshitan**
Man, I sure am thirsty.
**[03:45] Koshitan**
I mean, I did just go back and forth
**[03:47] Koshitan**
between the school building
and the clubhouse.
**[03:51] Koshitan**
Oh, yeah. I bought something you'd like.
**[03:57] Koshitan**
Ta-dah! A spring exclusive!
**[03:59] Koshitan**
The super-popular sakura-mochi-
flavored boba milk tea
**[04:02] Koshitan**
from the Hinominami High school store!
**[04:05] Koshitan**
But I guess you can't drink it as a deer.
**[04:08] Koshitan**
You poor thing. I'm even treating you, too.
**[04:14] Koshitan**
Well, if you can't drink it,
I guess I'll just have to drink both.
**[04:17] Koshitan**
You sure about this? I'm about
to have both bobalicious drinks.
**[04:21] Koshitan**
*She's ignoring me?!*
**[04:22] Koshitan**
* Damn it... I guess boba's*
* not enough to sway her.*
**[04:31] Koshitan**
Manjiro!
**[04:32] Narrator**
Deer are herbivores.
They eat leaves and grass.
**[04:37] Koshitan**
How dare you do that to my Manjiro
that I grew with love and care?!
**[04:41] Narrator**
All the plants in the Deer Club have been
named and taken care of by Koshitan.
***SIGN*** Iruka
***SIGN*** Umako
***SIGN*** Emishi
**[04:47] Koshitan**
Stop nomming on him, you bastard deer!
**[04:52] Koshitan**
Yikes... What the hell is that sound?
**[04:55] Koshitan**
I've never heard that before.
**[04:57] Narrator**
When bucks become aggressive, they let out a
"geh, geh, geh" sound to intimidate enemies.
**[05:01] Narrator**
Do not approach them when this happens.
**[05:04] Koshitan**
You're just gonna keep being stubborn, eh?
**[05:06] Koshitan**
But I can't falter, either.
**[05:08] Koshitan**
I need to protect Manjiro and the others!
**[05:11] Koshitan**
Guess I'm just gonna have to use force!
**[05:15] Koshitan**
Take this! You're powerless
before these water bottles!
**[05:18] Narrator**
Nokotan is terrified of plastic
bottles filled with water.
**[05:27] Koshitan**
Well? How's it feel to be utterly helpless?
**[05:30] Koshitan**
If you want me to move them,
hurry up and revert to your usual form!
**[05:36] Koshitan**
What?!
**[05:37] Koshitan**
Wh-When...
**[05:39] Koshitan**
When did you overcome your
fear of water bottles?!
**[05:44] Koshitan**
* I need to dig deeper into her interests,*
* or I won't be able*
**[05:47] Koshitan**
*to protect Manjiro and the others.*
**[05:49] Koshitan**
* Something that'll grab Shikanoko's*
* attention... Grab her attention...*
**[05:59] Koshitan**
Th-This is it!
**[06:04] Koshitan**
Oh, no!
***SIGN*** Secret
**[06:05] Koshitan**
L-Look what I found!
**[06:07] Koshitan**
My notebook of poems from my dark past!
***SIGN*** Secret
**[06:11] Koshitan**
Boy, I sure better set this embarrassing
thing on fire immediately.
**[06:15] Koshitan**
Glance.
**[06:16] Koshitan**
But I mean... You and I
are so close, Shikanoko.
**[06:19] Koshitan**
So I guess I wouldn't mind letting you have
a peek first. In your usual form, that is.
**[06:27] Koshitan**
* I can't risk leaving something so embarrassing*
* at home, so I always have it on me.*
**[06:32] Koshitan**
* I never thought I'd end up*
* bringing it out here.*
**[06:35] Koshitan**
*But I'm sure if I go this far, she'll also...*
**[06:39] Koshitan**
There we go! She reacted! Just one more push!
**[06:44] Koshitan**
I-I guess I wouldn't mind letting you hear
one of my original songs I wrote recently.
**[06:51] Nokotan**
What? I'd love to hear that!
**[06:53] Koshitan**
Oh, fine. Just a little.
**[06:57] Koshitan**
One, two, three, four.
**[07:04] Koshitan**
Go forth, former delinquent Koshitan!
**[07:07] Koshitan**
I can hear a sad wind
**[07:10] Koshitan**
Is there someone crying?
**[07:12] Koshitan**
Wow, wow, wow, wow
**[07:14] Koshitan**
Behind the school building, after school
**[07:17] Koshitan**
The territory of the starving tiger
**[07:19] Koshitan**
An untouchable sanctuary
**[07:22] Koshitan**
If you carelessly go in,
you'll get torn to shreds
**[07:25] Koshitan**
But I can't leave this sad song alone
**[07:28] Koshitan**
So I'll come wipe those tears for you
**[07:31] Koshitan**
Good grief. I just don't want to stand out.
**[07:36] Koshitan**
Three minutes? Ha!
**[07:38] Koshitan**
Three seconds is plenty.
**[07:40] Koshitan**
Go! Fight! Koshitan!
**[07:43] Koshitan**
I may be a former delinquent, but you
lame-ass punks ain't got nothin' on me!
**[07:47] Koshitan**
The blazing tiger's fist
**[07:49] Koshitan**
Will leave sparks across your cheekbones
**[07:52] Koshitan**
Don't underestimate the toe beans of a tiger.
**[07:59] Koshitan**
If you ever need to cry, call on me!
**[08:01] Koshitan**
Koshitan! Koshitan!
**[08:03] Koshitan**
Wow, wow, wow, wow
**[08:05] Koshitan**
I'm the former delinquent Koshitan!
**[08:09] Koshitan**
Okay, time for verse two!
**[08:21] Koshitan**
Go forth, former delinquent Koshitan!
**[08:26] Koshitan**
Now, now. I'm afraid I can't
let you listen to any more.
***SIGN*** Deer Cra
**[08:31] Nokotan**
Aw, that's a shame.
**[08:33] Koshitan**
Nope, nope. Not unless you
change back to your normal...
**[08:38] Nokotan**
Gosh, I sure would love to hear more!
**[08:41] Nokotan**
Come on! Sing more of
"Former Delinquent Koshitan"!
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[08:50] Koshitan**
Huh? Wha? Sh-Shikanoko?!
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[08:54] Koshitan**
There're two Shikanokos?! B-But why?!
**[08:57] Nokotan**
There're two of me? What are
you talking about, Koshitan?
**[09:00] Koshitan**
I-I mean... look!
**[09:06] Koshitan**
She's speaking to it?
**[09:08] Nokotan**
I guess he escaped from Hino Zoo.
**[09:12] Koshitan**
E-Escaped?
**[09:13] Nokotan**
I wonder if he was drawn here
by the scent of deer crackers.
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[09:16] Koshitan**
What the hell?!
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[09:18] Nokotan**
Hey, more importantly,
what's this notebook of poems?
***SIGN*** Secret
**[09:23] Nokotan**
Wow...
**[09:24] Nokotan**
Hey, here's that original song you were
just singing. Come on, sing the rest of it!
**[09:28] Nokotan**
"Go forth, former delinquent Koshitan!"
**[09:33] Narrator**
She had already dug her own grave,
**[09:35] Narrator**
but Koshitan wanted to sink even further,
never to be found again.
**[09:40] Nokotan**
Notsu! Arrivedeerci!
**[09:44] Narrator**
And so the deer went back to Hino Zoo.
***SIGN*** Kinkasan
Koganeyama Shrine
***SIGN*** Kinkasan
Sanriku-Fukko National Park
***SIGN*** Entrance Ceremony
**[09:57] Koshitan**
* Under the warm sunlight, the cherry*
* blossoms are now in full bloom.*
**[10:04] Koshitan**
* To all of our new students,*
* congratulations on entering our school.*
**[10:08] Koshitan**
On behalf of the current student body,
I welcome you from the bottom of my heart.
**[10:14] Narrator**
Spring.
**[10:15] Narrator**
Koshitan and the others became third-years.
**[10:18] Narrator**
Apparently, they aren't stuck
in the Sazae-san space-time dimension.
**[10:21] Nokotan**
I sure wish I could've seen your greeting
as the student council president.
**[10:25] Nokotan**
You were probably super cool.
**[10:28] Koshitan**
You bet I was.
**[10:34] Koshitan**
Huh?! Wha?!
**[10:36] Koshitan**
Hey, are you okay?! What are you doing here?
**[10:38] Koshitan**
What's wrong? Do you not feel well?
**[10:40] Koshitan**
Do you need me to take you
to the nurse's office?
**[10:42] Koshitan**
Or should I call an ambulance?! The police?!
**[10:45] Koshitan**
JSDF?!
**[10:59] Bashame**
Bashame's so silly. It was so warm
that Bashame just dozed off to sleep.
**[11:03] Koshitan**
I-I see...
**[11:05] Koshitan**
*Bashame?*
**[11:06] Koshitan**
I'm glad you're not feeling ill.
**[11:09] Koshitan**
But may I ask what you're doing here?
**[11:11] Koshitan**
You look like a new student...
**[11:14] Bashame**
Bashame came to see you.
**[11:17] Koshitan**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Bashame Meme
***SIGN*** Bashame Meme
**[11:18] Bashame**
Bashame's name is Bashame Meme.
Bashame's a first-year!
**[11:22] Bashame**
Bashame idolizes you,
so Bashame wanted to see you.
**[11:27] Bashame**
Ukai-sensei said you might
be here, so Bashame came!
**[11:33] Koshitan**
*Oho...*
**[11:34] Koshitan**
* She must have been so overwhelmed by my*
* pure and beautiful display as an honor student*
**[11:39] Koshitan**
* at the entrance ceremony that*
* she just had to come see me.*
**[11:42] Bashame**
Bashame wants to be like you.
**[11:45] Bashame**
So... So please make Bashame your student!
**[11:49] Koshitan**
I'm sorry. I mean,
I appreciate the thought—
**[11:52] Bashame**
Shikanoko-senpai!
**[11:56] Koshitan**
Shikanoko-senpai?
**[11:59] Koshitan**
Wh-Wha?!
**[12:00] Koshitan**
You mean Shikanoko-san, not me?!
**[12:02] Bashame**
Who are you?
**[12:04] Koshitan**
Uh, I just spoke at the entrance ceremony!
I'm the student council president!
**[12:08] Bashame**
Bashame was waiting here because
she wanted to see Shikanoko-senpai.
**[12:13] Koshitan**
*What's with her? Is she insane?!*
**[12:15] Koshitan**
Bashame-san, why are you
interested in this buffoon—
**[12:17] Koshitan**
ahem—in Shikanoko-san?
**[12:20] Bashame**
Bashame is happy you asked!
**[12:23] Bashame**
It happened before the entrance ceremony...
***SIGN*** Entrance Ceremony
**[12:26] Bashame**
Bashame had collapsed in
front of the school gates.
**[12:29] Koshitan**
Say what now?
**[12:31] (Flashback) Bashame**
So hungry... Bashame is finished.
**[12:36] (Flashback) Bashame**
Aw... The entrance ceremony's
gonna start soon.
**[12:40] (Flashback) Bashame**
Bashame's going to die here, without even
getting to do her high school debut.
**[12:47] (Flashback) Nokotan**
Want some?
**[12:48] (Flashback) Bashame**
Huh?
**[12:55] (Flashback) Bashame**
Thank you very much.
**[12:58] (Flashback) Nokotan**
Bye, now.
**[13:01] (Flashback) Bashame**
Oh, wait!
**[13:03] (Flashback) Bashame**
Um, what is your name?
**[13:09] (Flashback) Nokotan**
My name's not worth rememberin', ma'am.
**[13:14] Bashame**
And so... You saved Bashame's life,
Shikanoko-senpai.
**[13:20] Koshitan**
A life was actually saved by deer crackers?
**[13:22] Bashame**
So during the entrance ceremony,
Bashame was thinking the whole time...
**[13:28] Bashame**
"Shikanoko-senpai's just so cool."
**[13:30] Bashame**
"Bashame wants to be just like her...
A cool deer just like her."
**[13:35] Koshitan**
You want to be a deer?
**[13:36] Bashame**
So please make Bashame your student!
**[13:39] Koshitan**
Student? Seriously now, wha—
**[13:42] Koshitan**
What's with all those butterflies?!
**[13:44] Koshitan**
Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo!
**[13:46] Koshitan**
Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo!
**[13:48] Nokotan**
Notsu.
**[13:49] Koshitan**
Hey, what are you gonna do about her?
**[13:51] Nokotan**
Hm...
**[13:53] Nokotan**
Did you say your name was Bashame?
**[13:56] Bashame**
Yes! Bashame is Bashame!
**[13:58] Nokotan**
Do you really have what
it takes to become a deer?
**[14:01] Koshitan**
Who the hell are you supposed to be?!
And what do you even mean?!
**[14:04] Bashame**
Yes! Bashame solemnly swears to
become the best deer she can be!
**[14:08] Koshitan**
Do you hear yourself?!
**[14:10] Nokotan**
Then first, you'll have to join the Deer Club.
**[14:13] Bashame**
Okay! Bashame shall join the Deer Club!
**[14:16] Koshitan**
Would you stop moving this conversation
along like I don't even exist?!
**[14:19] Nokotan**
Koshitan's the president of
the Deer Club and our owner,
**[14:22] Nokotan**
so first, ask Koshitan to take care of you.
**[14:27] Bashame**
Roger dodger!
**[14:28] Koshitan**
Listen to the owner, damn it!
**[14:31] Koshitan**
Huh...?
**[14:33] Koshitan**
Uh, what?
**[14:36] Anko**
*Now that I've graduated middle school,*
**[14:39] Anko**
* I'm finally a student at the*
* same school as my sister.*
**[14:43] Anko**
*I sent my application in to the Deer Club,*
**[14:45] Anko**
* so I'll be able to be with my sister*
* from morning to night, 24/7!*
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[14:50] Anko**
*We'll be able to do all* kinds *of things!*
**[14:53] Anko**
Onee-cha...
**[14:56] Bashame**
Koshitan-senpai, please
take care of Bashame, too.
**[15:00] Koshitan**
Hey, stop that...
**[15:04] Anko**
Onee-chan?
**[15:05] Koshitan**
A-Anko?!
**[15:07] Anko**
What are you doing with a girl that's not me?
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[15:12] Koshitan**
Eek!
**[15:14] Narrator**
Congrats on getting two new
members for the Deer Club.
***SIGN*** Kinkasan seen from
Mount Gobansho
**[15:23] Koshitan**
* It's a long story as to how,*
* but our club now has four members!*
**[15:26] Koshitan**
*The Deer Club is finally an actual club!*
**[15:28] Koshitan**
* Up until now, it was just some*
* ambiguous club for messing around,*
**[15:31] Koshitan**
* but now we'll get to do*
* some real club activities!*
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[15:35] Koshitan**
All right, you three! Let's do this thing!
***SIGN*** Shikanoko Noko
3rd-Year
***SIGN*** Position: Deer
**[15:42] Anko**
Matching mugs with Onee-chan!
***SIGN*** An
***SIGN*** Koshi
***SIGN*** Koshi Anko
1st-Year
***SIGN*** Position: Self-proclaimed
caretaker to her sister
***SIGN*** Bashame Meme
1st-Year
***SIGN*** Position: More than a person,
less than a deer
**[15:48] Bashame**
Yummy!
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
***SIGN*** Koshi Torako
3rd-Year
***SIGN*** Position: President
and deer caretaker
**[15:53] Koshitan**
This just won't do!
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[15:57] Narrator**
Time to promote the Deer Club.
***SIGN*** Deer Club meeting!
**[16:01] Koshitan**
And so, we will now begin our first meeting
to discuss our club's course of action!
**[16:06] Nokotan**
Something's happening.
**[16:07] Anko**
She's cute when she's serious, too.
**[16:10] Koshitan**
Shut your mouths!
**[16:12] Koshitan**
You've done nothing but laze around
since the new term started!
**[16:14] Koshitan**
Don't you have any pride as
members of the Deer Club?!
**[16:16] Narrator**
Definition of said pride left open.
**[16:18] Nokotan**
I dunno what to tell you.
**[16:20] Koshitan**
You make me so sad...
**[16:22] Koshitan**
We worked so hard to
establish the Deer Club...
**[16:24] Koshitan**
The Deer Club!
**[16:26] Koshitan**
If people find out how lazy this club is...
**[16:29] Koshitan**
We'll receive less club funds,
**[16:30] Koshitan**
and even though I rose to the ranks
of student council president,
**[16:32] Koshitan**
my reputation will go into the gutter!
**[16:35] Bashame**
Bashame was surprised that Koshitan-senpai
used to be a delinquent,
**[16:39] Bashame**
but seeing you be so frank
is pretty funny, too.
**[16:43] Anko**
That's another reason she's so cute.
***SIGN*** Deer Club meeting!
**[16:45] Koshitan**
We can't go on like this!
**[16:46] Koshitan**
We're all going to decide
our goals for the year!
**[16:49] Nokotan; Anko; Bashame**
Okay!
**[16:50] Koshitan**
First off, Shikanoko!
***SIGN*** Deer Club meeting!
**[16:53] Koshitan**
As our club's resident deer and their
senpai deer, tell your kohai your goals!
**[16:59] Nokotan**
Hm, let's see. I...
**[17:02] Nokotan**
Oh, I wanna get in a tub
filled with deer crackers!
**[17:06] Koshitan**
Absolutely not.
**[17:06] Nokotan**
Boo. That was fast.
**[17:08] Koshitan**
Are you planning to waste all of
our club funds on deer crackers?!
**[17:11] Koshitan**
That's not what I'm asking here!
Think of something better!
**[17:14] Nokotan**
Hm... Other than that...
**[17:17] Nokotan**
Yeah, I don't got any.
**[17:19] Koshitan**
You're the one who made the
damn Deer Club, aren't you?!
**[17:22] Koshitan**
Why'd you even make it?!
**[17:25] Koshitan**
* She's useless. She's gonna set*
* a bad example for the others.*
***SIGN*** Deer Club meeting!
**[17:28] Koshitan**
Next! Deer-in-training, Bashame!
**[17:36] Koshitan**
Stop making rice in the clubhouse!
**[17:38] Bashame**
Want some, Koshitan-senpai?
**[17:39] Koshitan**
No!
**[17:40] Koshitan**
You even said that you wanted to become a
deer, so you must have some goals in mind!
**[17:46] Bashame**
Hm... Lessee...
**[17:50] Bashame**
Bashame wants to make a rice paddy!
**[17:53] Koshitan**
Say what now?
**[17:54] Koshitan**
A-A rice paddy...?
**[17:55] Bashame**
A rice field will work, too.
**[17:57] Koshitan**
Sorry, you've lost me.
**[17:59] Bashame**
Bashame came to a realization.
**[18:01] Bashame**
In order to survive as a deer in this
savanna known as modern society,
**[18:06] Bashame**
you need to be self-sufficient!
**[18:09] Bashame**
So first, I'm gonna make a rice paddy
right next to the clubhouse.
**[18:12] Bashame**
Bashame's gonna be a good deer
and grow some good rice!
**[18:15] Koshitan**
Why the deer part?!
**[18:17] Narrator**
Look forward to episode 10.
***SIGN*** Deer Club meeting!
**[18:19] Koshitan**
Damn it. All of you are hopeless.
**[18:21] Koshitan**
Anko, you're my only hope!
**[18:24] Anko**
Hm, let's see...
**[18:26] Anko**
I just joined the Deer Club so
I could help you, Onee-chan.
**[18:30] Anko**
So I guess I just want to stay by your
side and continue to support you.
**[18:34] Koshitan**
A-Anko! Well said, my dear sister!
**[18:38] Koshitan**
You're the only one I can rely on!
**[18:39] Anko**
And if possible, I want to make it
so you can't survive without me.
**[18:44] Koshitan**
Yikes! You're terrifying!
***SIGN*** Deer Club meeting!
**[18:45] Koshitan**
Give me back the admiration
I felt three seconds ago!
**[18:49] Nokotan**
Well, what do you want to do, Koshitan?
**[18:52] Koshitan**
Heh! Unlike you bozos, I've thought this out!
**[18:56] Anko**
Okay, and?
**[18:57] Koshitan**
I thought up a lot, so to start off...
**[19:00] Nokotan**
To start off?
**[19:01] Koshitan**
I want to make this clubhouse even cuter!
**[19:06] Nokotan**
It's already plenty cute...
**[19:09] Koshitan**
Nah, I mean, this building was
originally an old shed, right?
**[19:13] Koshitan**
We can just rebuild it to be cuter, and...
**[19:15] Nokotan**
Koshitan's idea has the least
to do with the Deer Club.
**[19:18] Anko**
Should the student council president
be so blatantly corrupt?
**[19:21] Bashame**
I believe they call this pigeonholing.
**[19:23] Koshitan**
Hey, it's not a bad thing to make
the clubhouse more efficient!
**[19:27] Koshitan**
It's the president's job to make
this space more livable for deer!
**[19:31] Nokotan**
In that case, I should be able
to get my deer cracker bath.
**[19:35] Bashame**
And Bashame's rice paddy!
**[19:37] Anko**
And my wish to do all kinds of
naughty things with you, Onee-chan!
**[19:41] Koshitan**
I think your wording changed a bit, Anko!
**[19:43] Nokotan**
Not to mention, you're wrong, Koshitan!
**[19:46] Nokotan**
The Deer Club's duty is to take care of deer!
**[19:49] Nokotan**
Since you're in charge of taking care of me,
you should take care of me more!
**[19:52] Nokotan**
At this rate, I'm going to
get sick of you and leave!
**[19:55] Koshitan**
What?!
**[19:56] Anko**
Which would mean there would no
longer be any deer in the Deer Club,
**[20:00] Anko**
and the Deer Club would have to disband.
**[20:02] Koshitan**
Uh...
**[20:03] Bashame**
And then Koshitan-senpai will
be questioned about her role
**[20:06] Bashame**
in disbanding the Deer Club!
**[20:08] Koshitan**
Uh, hello?!
**[20:10] Nokotan**
So before we even discuss any course
of action, I request we treat deer better!
***SIGN*** Take Care of Your Deer
**[20:16] Koshitan**
I hate that she's actually making sense.
**[20:19] Koshitan**
Damn it... Then what am I supposed to do?
**[20:23] Nokotan**
Brush me!
**[20:25] Koshitan**
That's so mundane.
**[20:26] Nokotan**
Here.
**[20:28] Nokotan**
Okay, bring it on!
**[20:36] Bashame**
Oho! So to become an even better deer,
brushing is essential!
**[20:41] Bashame**
Bashame has learned something!
You're amazing, Nokotan-senpai.
**[20:46] Koshitan**
Honestly, I don't think
brushing's that important.
**[20:49] Bashame**
Koshitan-senpai! Bashame's head
is open for business, too!
**[20:52] Koshitan**
Seriously?
**[20:54] Bashame**
Bashame has no interest in you,
**[20:56] Bashame**
but if you absolutely insist on brushing
Bashame's hair, Bashame won't mind!
**[21:03] Koshitan**
Why are you talking down to me?!
And I never even said that!
**[21:09] Anko**
You girls—no, you vermin.
**[21:13] Anko**
I guess you don't understand a thing
about your caretaker, my sister.
**[21:17] Anko**
But that makes sense.
**[21:19] Anko**
You two vermin only just met her,
while I have fifteen years' experience.
**[21:23] Anko**
Yes, which means...
**[21:26] Anko**
I have the highest aptitude to become
the resident deer of the Deer Club!
**[21:30] Koshitan**
When the hell did you become a deer?!
I thought you were my caretaker?!
**[21:35] Anko**
Come on, Onee-chan. Tell them.
**[21:37] Anko**
You'd rather brush *my* hair than those
two invasive pests, right? Right?
**[21:42] Koshitan**
Dear god, the pressure...
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[21:44] Nokotan**
Then we'll just have to fight
to see who's the real deer here!
**[21:48] Anko**
Bring it on!
**[21:49] Bashame**
Bashame won't lose!
**[21:51] Koshitan**
We're supposed to be having
a meeting here, damn it!
**[21:53] Anko**
I'm the deer! Deer! Deer!
**[21:58] Anko**
Deer! Deer!
**[21:58] Neko**
Uh-huh...
**[22:00] Neko**
So this is the pesky Deer Club...