E12 - Farewell Nokotan!? Long Live the Deer Club!

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SIGN    This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
    are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
[00:10] Kumatori
    Impossible...
[00:12] Kumatori
    Why?
[00:16] Kumatori
    So that's how it is.
[00:18] Kumatori
    Deer's Den is on the move... Shikanoko Noko!
[00:23] Narrator
    The hunch that the legendary Matagi hunter
    Kumatori Soichiro had was correct.
SIGN    Hokkaido
SIGN    Nara Prefecture
SIGN    Nagasaki Prefecture
[00:27] Narrator
    Unbeknownst to all, the wrath of the deer
    was concentrating upon Hino City.
SIGN    Hino City
[00:33] Narrator
    And now, a huge deer storm
    is about to wreak havoc!
SIGN    Farewell Nokotan!?
    Long Live the Deer Club!
[02:13] Nokotan
    S-Say what now?!
[02:16] Nokotan
    This is bad, Koshitan!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    4/10/2024 3:45 PM
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Dear Nokotan-sama,
SIGN    Thank you for everything last week.
    This is Kumatori.
    It is a chilly day here in Hokkaido.
SIGN    The other day at Daisetsuzan,
    I happened to run into an assassin
    who is probably after you. It appears
    as though Deer's Den is sending
    assassins from all over Japan
    to eradicate you.
SIGN    I pray that you are safe
    from the bottom of my heart.
SIGN    Sincerely, Kumatori Soichiro
[02:18] Nokotan
    Kumatori-san just sent me a DM saying that
     Deer's Den assassins are coming to Hino City!
[02:22] Koshitan
    Hang on a damn minute!
[02:24] Koshitan
    I have several questions!
[02:26] (Flashback) Anko
    Onee-chan?
[02:29] (Flashback) Bashame
    Who's Shikanoko?
[02:33] (Flashback) Koshitan
    Huh?
[02:34] Koshitan
    What happened to that serious-looking stinger
    that was supposed to lead into the finale?
[02:39] Nokotan
    That doesn't matter right now!
[02:41] Koshitan
    It doesn't matter?!
[02:43] Narrator
    It really doesn't.
[02:44] Anko
    Deer's Den, huh...
[02:46] Koshitan
    You've heard of them, Anko?
[02:49] Anko
    You're familiar with the local mascots
    created to promote various cities?
[02:52] Anko
    Well, there's a secret organization that
    specializes in training the deer-type ones:
[02:57] Anko
    Deer's Den.
[02:59] Koshitan
    What's with this secret
    organization outta nowhere?!
[03:02] Narrator
    Just Anime Finale Things.
[03:04] Nokotan
    You see, that's where I'm from.
[03:07] Nokotan
    But the training became a real pain in the—
    I mean, I had important reasons for leaving.
[03:12] Koshitan
    Why are you adding more random plot points?
[03:15] Narrator
    This, too, is Just Anime Finale Things.
[03:17] Nokotan
    They've been able to determine my
    location by watching the anime as it airs.
[03:20] Nokotan
    And now, they're dispatching assassins
    to bring me back as a traitor!
[03:25] Nokotan
    Right... So you're saying a bunch
    of local mascots are after you?
[03:29] Nokotan
    Come on, now. They're not going to arrange
    celebrity appearances for an anime like—
[03:35] Koshitan
    There's one right in front of us!
[03:39] Anko
    You're Kyun-chan.
SIGN    Hokkaido Map
[03:41] Anko
    Kyun-chan grew up in the Daisetsuzan
    National Park in Hokkaido.
[03:44] Anko
    Timid but curious,
[03:47] Anko
    they came down from the mountain
    to learn about various things
[03:49] Anko
    and ended up becoming a local mascot
    to promote the attractions of Hokkaido.
[03:55] Anko
    I can't believe we get to meet them in Hino.
[03:57] Koshitan
    No, really. How do you know all these things?
[04:00] Bashame
    Speaking of Hokkaido, they produce
    some of the best rice in Japan—
[04:04] Koshitan
    You can shut up.
[04:05] Nokotan
    Kyun-chan. I'm not going back to Deer's Den.
[04:09] Nokotan
    I have a new life now as
    Shikanoko Noko of the Deer Club!
[04:13] Nokotan
    Let us battle for the freedom
    of the deer, Kyun-chan!
[04:19] Anko
    They seem happy that you'll play with them.
[04:21] Bashame
    Bashame's gonna go check on her rice field.
SIGN    1st Hinominami High School
    Chitty Chitty Nokotan vs Kyun-chan
    Dance King Competition!!
[04:25] Ukai
    This is the Nokotan versus Kyun-chan
    Dance King Competition!
[04:31] Koshitan
    This is the set from episode 2!
[04:33] Koshitan
    Also, why a dance competition?
SIGN    Producer
    Koshi Anko
[04:35] Koshitan
    And what am I even doing here?!
[04:38] Ukai
    Nokotan and Kyun-chan will dance at the
    same time, and the better dancer will win!
[04:42] Ukai
    Now, if Nokotan loses...
SIGN    Right to Deport
[04:45] Ukai
    She will be forcefully
    deported back to Deer's Den.
[04:47] Ukai
    But if she wins, she gets a
    year's supply of deer crackers!
[04:49] Koshitan
    This again?!
[04:51] Ukai
    And the judge will be...
[04:53] Ukai
    Tsunoda-san!
[04:55] Koshitan
    This is messed up!
[04:57] Narrator
    Her secret already came out at the sports
    festival, so Koshitan's not holding back.
[05:02] Koshitan
    Shikanoko, can you actually win?
[05:04] Nokotan
    Leave it to me! I'm known as the
    legendary dancer of Deer's Den!
[05:09] Nokotan
    I'm excited to find out just how much
    Kyun-chan's polished their antlers.
[05:13] Ukai
    Okay...
[05:15] Ukai
    Start dancing!
SIGN    Choreography: Lucky Ikeda
[05:30] Crowd
    Kyun-chan!
[05:32] Koshitan
    Kyun-chan was so on point.
[05:33] Koshitan
    They're so cute that my heart hurts.
[05:36] Narrator
    As for Kumatori Soichiro...
[05:39] Kumatori
    So cute.
[05:41] Koshitan
    And yet we have...
[05:42] Nokotan
    Not bad, Kyun-chan.
[05:45] Koshitan
    Your skin's so thick, it's legendary.
SIGN    Judge
    Tsunoda-san
[05:48] Ukai
    All right. If our judge could
    begin his deliberations...
[05:52] Ukai
    The winner is Kyun-chan!
SIGN    1st Hinominami High School
    Chitty Chitty Nokotan vs Kyun-chan
    Dance King Competition!!
[05:58] Koshitan
    How could you possibly think you won?
SIGN    Judge
    Tsunoda-san
[06:01] Koshitan
    Also, I guess you actually
    deliberated properly, Tsunoda-san.
[06:04] Nokotan
    Curse you, Tsunoda!
[06:05] Nokotan
    This is the problem with you stupid deer!
[06:07] Koshitan
    You realize you're also a deer, don't you?
[06:10] [SONG] Sign
    Employees of Deer's Den
[06:12] Nokotan
    I don't wanna go back to Deer's Den!
[06:14] Nokotan
    I'm gonna keep being taken care of by
    the Deer Club and live the easy life!
[06:19] Koshitan
    You're the worst, you know that?
[06:21] Koshitan
    But what can we do? You lost fair and square.
[06:24] Ukai
    I don't think we can keep having
    a Deer Club with no actual deer.
[06:28] Ukai
    Oh, you'll need to pay back those club funds.
[06:32] Koshitan
    This ain't over yet!
[06:35] Koshitan
    If you intend on taking her back...
    You'll have to face me, Kyun-chan!
[06:41] Classmate A
    Koshitan... You care that much about Nokotan?
[06:44] Nokotan
    Koshitan... You're doing all this for me?
[06:46] Narrator
    She is not.
[06:48] Ukai
    We have a surprise second round!
[06:50] Ukai
    Our new challenger will be the
    Deer Club president, Koshi Torako!
[06:54] Koshitan
    I guess I've gotta do this!
[06:56] Ukai
    Start dancing!
[07:14] Koshitan
    To think that my DeerColle experience
    would pay off here...
[07:18] Anko
    You're wonderful, Onee-chan!
SIGN    Judge
    Tsunoda-san
[07:20] Ukai
    All right. If our judge could
    begin his deliberations...
SIGN    Draw
[07:24] Ukai
    Wow! We've got a draw!
SIGN    Draw
[07:26] Ukai
    In which case...
SIGN    Judge
    Tsunoda-san
SIGN    Judge
    Nokotan
[07:30] Nokotan
    Your antlers just aren't there yet.
SIGN    Spicy
[07:33] Koshitan
    Want me to pull out them antlers?!
[07:35] Ukai
    Now, now. At least we know that Nokotan's
    not being forcefully deported.
[07:42] Nokotan
    You've gotten stronger, Kyun-chan.
[07:45] Koshitan
    You've completely lost, by the way.
[07:47] Nokotan
    To celebrate your growth... Have this.
[07:50] Anko
    Kyun-chan's a rabbit.
    Can they eat deer crackers?
[07:54] Koshitan
    Huh?
[07:55] Anko
    Specifically, a northern pika, a species
    known for its round ears and eyes.
[08:00] Anko
    They're quiet and timid, so they
    usually wear a Yezo sika hood.
[08:05] Anko
    But they're quite curious, so sometimes,
    they wear other hoods, too.
[08:13] Koshitan
    You're not a deer...
    but you belong to Deer's Den?
[08:16] Nokotan
    Man... I worked up a good sweat.
[08:19] Koshitan
    What actually makes a deer?
[08:21] Chikamaru
    Nokotan!
[08:23] Hana-chan
    Play with us next, hana!
[08:25] Koshitan
    Wait, now there's more?!
[08:28] Nokotan
    The next assassins already showed up...
[08:29] Anko
    Chikamaru-kun and Hana-chan.
[08:33] Anko
    They're local mascots from
    Ojika Town in Nagasaki Prefecture,
[08:35] Anko
    a boy and a girl who work hard
    to make as many smiles as they can
[08:38] Anko
    bloom like flowers on the island of Ojika
    to bring people closer to Ojika Town.
[08:45] Chikamaru
    Hello, chika!
[08:46] Koshitan
    Oh, hi. You're so polite...
[08:49] Anko
    By the way, these are kids
[08:51] Anko
    who are wearing costumes inspired
    by sika deer from Kyushu.
[08:55] Koshitan
    Again, they're not even deer?!
[08:56] Ukai
    Now that we have some new assassins,
    we'll be doing a 2v2 duo competition!
[09:01] Ukai
    They'll be playing a mind-reading game!
SIGN    1st Hinominami High School
    Chitty Chitty Nokotan vs Kyun-chan
    Dance King Competition!!
[09:05] Ukai
    Without saying anything, you'll have
    to guess what your partner is thinking
[09:08] Ukai
    to show just how strong
    your love for each other is!
[09:11] Nokotan
    Let's do our best, Koshitan!
[09:13] Nokotan
    Let's show everyone just
    how strong our bond is!
[09:16] Koshitan
    At this rate, bring anything on!
[09:18] Ukai
    Okay, please guess what
    the other is thinking.
[09:23] Ukai
    Ready... Go!
[09:25] Chikamaru
    Ojika Town is made up of a
    number of big and little islands
[09:28] Chikamaru
    that are in the ocean west of Kyushu, chika.
SIGN    Ojika Town
[09:31] Chikamaru
    The main industries there are fishing,
    farming, and tourism, chika.
[09:36] Hana-chan
    The ruins on Nozaki Island have been
    chosen as a World Heritage Site
[09:40] Hana-chan
    and there's plenty to see there
    since it's so full of nature, hana.
[09:43] Chikamaru
    That's what she's thinking, chika.
[09:43] Hana-chan
    That's what he's thinking, hana.
[09:46] Ukai
    Correct!
[09:47] Koshitan
    Uh, that was just their standard tourism spiel?
[09:50] Koshitan
    Also, this is clearly just guessing!
[09:52] Ukai
    I don't know anything about that.
[09:54] Nokotan
    They got it perfectly right...
    That's amazing.
[09:58] Nokotan
    Koshitan, we're up next!
[10:01] Koshitan
    R-Right...
[10:04] Ukai
    Ready, go!
[10:12] Ukai
    And now, if you'll answer!
[10:14] Nokotan
    Okay!
[10:15] Nokotan
    I love you, Nokotan.
[10:17] Nokotan
    I spent three months' pay
    to get you these... antlers.
[10:23] Nokotan
    Oh, Koshitan!
[10:26] Chikamaru
    Woo, woo, chika!
[10:27] Anko
    Incorrect.
[10:29] Anko
    The thing Onee-chan is always
    thinking about is me.
[10:34] Nokotan
    No, it's me! Koshitan, answer.
[10:38] Koshitan
    Uh... Yeah, I've got no idea.
[10:41] Nokotan
    That's so mean, Koshitan!
[10:43] Koshitan
    How the hell would I know?! I'm no psychic!
[10:45] Ukai
    Does this mean you don't have
    an answer? Which means...
[10:48] Ukai
    Chikamaru-kun and Hana-chan win!
[10:51] Chikamaru and Hana-chan
    Yay!
[10:53] Nokotan
    Wah! I don't wanna go!
[10:56] Neko
    Did you need our help?
[10:58] Nokotan
    You're Shikayamada Shika!
[11:00] Neko
    It's Nekoyamada Neko!
[11:01] Koshitan
    What are you doing here, Nekoyamada-san?
[11:03] Neko
    As the student council, it's our
    duty to protect the students.
[11:06] Neko
    It's not for you or anything, President.
[11:09] Narrator
    Usually, Neko-chan would be more than
    happy to see the Deer Club disbanded,
[11:12] Narrator
    but since it's the final
    episode of the anime...
[11:15] Narrator
    She's been standing by the whole time.
[11:17] Neko
    You don't need to include that
    in the narration!
[11:19] Chikamaru
    Did you want to play with us, too, chika?
[11:21] Neko
    Yes! You can count on me. This game
    is perfect for the student council.
[11:26] Neko
    We can understand each other
    without saying a word.
[11:30] Tsubame
    Okay, Kinu. Pair up with me.
[11:32] Tsubame
    I won't let them take Nokotan-senpai.
[11:35] Tanuki
    I-I-I need to throw my life away for Chiharu,
    since she paired up with me!
[11:42] Koshitan
    I get it.
[11:43] Neko
    Please don't!
[11:44] Ukai
    Okay, now that we have our new
    competitors, let's start round 2!
[11:52] Chikamaru
    Oh, it's already time, chika.
[11:54] Chikamaru
    Today's the birthday of Uemura Reo-kun,
    who lives in Ojika Town, chika!
[11:58] Hana-chan
    We're heading back to celebrate, hana.
[12:00] Koshitan
    Huh?
[12:01] Anko
    Oh, that's right.
[12:03] Anko
    Whenever a child has a birthday in Ojika Town,
[12:05] Anko
    Chikamaru-kun and Hana-chan
    come to celebrate.
[12:08] Chikamaru
    Bye-bye, chika!
[12:08] Hana-chan
    Bye-bye, hana!
[12:10] Nokotan
    We won... Everyone!
[12:13] Koshitan
    No, you keep losing.
[12:15] Bashame
    That was a rough battle.
[12:17] Koshitan
    You really haven't done anything.
[12:20] Bashame
    Oh, here.
[12:21] Bashame
    It's from some really pale old guy.
[12:29] Nokotan
    Wait... Does that mean he's coming?
[12:32] Koshitan
    Seriously, another one?
[12:34] Anko
    Who is it this time?
[12:37] Nokotan
    During the next break, Deer's Den's
    finest assassin will come to Hino...
[12:44] Nokotan
    It's Sento-kun!
[12:50] All
    Wh-What?!
[12:53] Narrator
    The ultimate battle for the
    Deer Club is about to begin!
SIGN    Kagoshima
    Kirishima
    Mount Karakuni
SIGN    Kagoshima
    Kirishima Miyama Kirishima
    Shikagahara
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[13:05] Koshitan
    "Dear Nokotan.
[13:06] Koshitan
    I'll be dropping in on you next break.
[13:09] Koshitan
    Catch me at the Hino Municipal Gym.
[13:12] Koshitan
    From Sento."
[13:13] Koshitan
    This is undoubtedly a challenge letter.
[13:15] Bashame
    Maybe he's just literally dropping by?
[13:20] Nokotan
    I-I-I'll easily take on any challenge!
[13:23] Koshitan
    Calm down! And you've
    lost every match so far!
[13:26] Nokotan
    Bring it on!
[13:28] Koshitan
    What even are those punches?
[13:31] Koshitan
    We're training! We're training right now!
[13:34] Koshitan
    Let's go!
[13:37] Anko
    Welp... Looks like my sister's
    shonen manga button has been pushed.
SIGN    "Wild Deer"
SIGN    Lyrics, Vocals, Composition by Koshi Torako
SIGN    Your flesh, all flabby from club
SIGN    Your flesh, all flabby from club
SIGN    Your will, all rusted from club
SIGN    Your will, all rusted from club
SIGN    You've been domesticated
SIGN    You've been domesticated
SIGN    As a pet
SIGN    As a pet
SIGN    We're going to blow away that unserious body
SIGN    We're going to blow away that unserious body
SIGN    A great enemy has challenged you
SIGN    A great enemy has challenged you
SIGN    So we're gonna shake any fear out of you
SIGN    So we're gonna shake any fear out of you
SIGN    Deer Crackers
SIGN    It'll probably be rough sometimes
SIGN    It'll probably be rough sometimes
SIGN    I'm sure you'll want to cry sometimes
SIGN    I'm sure you'll want to cry sometimes
SIGN    But...
SIGN    But...
SIGN    You are not alone
SIGN    You are not alone
SIGN    This hellish training
SIGN    This hellish training
SIGN    You'll get through it and take back the spirit that you've lost
SIGN    You'll get through it and take back the spirit that you've lost
SIGN    You are a wild deer
SIGN    You are a wild deer
SIGN    You are a wild deer
SIGN    You are a wild deer
SIGN    You are the best
SIGN    You are the best
SIGN    Vermin in Japan
SIGN    Vermin in Japan
[14:56] Announcer
    The day has finally arrived.
[14:59] Announcer
    The Wild Deer of Hino, Shikanoko Noko,
[15:02] Announcer
    and Nara's official mascot
    character, Sento-kun,
SIGN    Sento-kun vs Shikanoko Noko Battle!
[15:05] Announcer
    will be competing to see who is the
    best deer local mascot character.
[15:08] Announcer
    Our commentator today will be the
    leading expert on Deer's Den research,
[15:11] Announcer
    Miura John-san.
[15:14] Miura
    Hello. I'm Miura.
[15:16] Announcer
    I've heard that Nokotan spent a week
    undergoing rigorous training for this battle.
[15:21] Announcer
    Miura-san, what are your thoughts on that?
[15:23] Miura
    It's been 1,300 years for Sento-kun.
[15:27] Announcer
    Are you saying that since Sento-kun
    is a mascot that was born on
[15:30] Announcer
    the 1300th anniversary of when the capital
    moved to Nara, he packs more of a punch?
[15:33] Miura
    Precisely.
[15:35] Announcer
    It'll be interesting to see
    how this battle plays out.
[15:39] Announcer
    And now, here come our fighters.
[15:41] Announcer
    From Hinominami High
    Class 3-B, Shikanoko Noko!
SIGN    Hinominami
[15:58] Nokotan
    Notsu!
[15:59] Announcer
    And here comes Sento-kun!
[16:04] Crowd
    Sento-kun!
[16:07] Crowd
    Sento-kun!
[16:11] Crowd
    Sento-kun!
SIGN    Hinominami
[16:53] Bashame
    Well, we definitely lost on entrance hype.
[16:56] Anko
    He's one of the most famous
    local mascots, after all.
[16:58] Koshitan
    Sh-Sh-She just needs to win the match!
[17:01] Yoshiharu
    Fighters to the center!
[17:03] Yoshiharu
    Wait, why am I even refereeing this?
[17:05] Narrator
    It's the final episode,
    so it's all hands on deck.
[17:08] Yoshiharu
    Er... Attacking with weapons is forbidden.
[17:11] Yoshiharu
    That is all!
[17:12] Nokotan
    I'll show you the results
    of my training, Sento-kun!
[17:16] Announcer
    All eyes are on this first round!
[17:19] Koshitan
    Go, Shikanoko!
[17:25] Miura
    Ah, I see Sento-kun's adopting the style
    of the Japanese national sport, sumo.
[17:29] Nokotan
    Give me a break!
[17:36] Announcer
    Sento-kun's definitely on the defensive!
[17:39] Koshitan
    That's it! Keep it up, Shikanoko!
[17:42] Nokotan
    I'll go ahead and end it for—
[18:04] Koshitan
    Shikanoko!
[18:06] Anko
    They just got started, Onee-chan.
[18:08] Bashame
    In rice production terms,
    they've just watered the field.
SIGN    Round 1 Over
[18:13] Announcer
    And there's the bell.
[18:15] Announcer
    Sento-kun totally dominated the first round.
[18:18] Miura
    That was brilliant.
[18:21] Koshitan
    You okay, Shikanoko?
[18:23] Koshitan
    You did well, but the
    enemy was just too strong.
[18:28] Nokotan
    Koshitan.
[18:30] Nokotan
    Promise me you won't throw
    in the towel, no matter what.
[18:34] Nokotan
    I'm...
[18:35] Nokotan
    I'm definitely going to win!
[18:38] Nokotan
    Believe in me!
[18:41] Koshitan
    Shikanoko...
[18:46] Announcer
    With that, we begin round 2.
[18:59] Koshitan
    Shikanoko?
[19:02] Nokotan
    Now, let's have a real
    deer fight with no rules!
[19:05] Koshitan
    I was a fool to believe in you!
[19:08] Announcer
    Oh, this is definitely not allowed!
[19:10] Miura
    This high school girl is pretty amazing.
[19:13] Miura
    She completely threw away her deer identity.
[19:17] Nokotan
    All that matters in the end
    is who wins! That's all!
[19:20] Koshitan
    You can lose already! You're going
    to shame the Deer Club by cheating!
[19:23] Miura
    But isn't that the good part?
[19:25] Koshitan
    Huh? It is?
[19:26] Announcer
    Wow, looks like our leading expert
    has accepted the cheating!
SIGN    Round 2 Over
SIGN    Round 3 Over
SIGN    Bribe Failed
SIGN    Round 4 Over
[19:40] Koshitan
    Let's just end this.
[19:41] Koshitan
    You toughed it out to the final round.
[19:44] Koshitan
    I'll at least acknowledge your tenacity.
[19:46] Nokotan
    Koshitan...
[19:47] Nokotan
    The Deer Club will never disband.
[19:50] Koshitan
    You...
[19:52] Nokotan
    I met you, Koshitan, and then
    I met the others, so I... I...
[19:57] Koshitan
    Seeing it all flash before our eyes,
[19:59] Koshitan
    I can't help but wonder if anything good
    came out of meeting you, but...
[20:05] Koshitan
    Go, Shikanoko!
[20:06] Koshitan
    No, Nokotan!
[20:09] Nokotan
    Koshitan!
[20:12] Announcer
    Now for the final round.
[20:15] Nokotan
    Deer Fist Final Technique!
[20:18] Koshitan
    Final technique?
[20:19] Koshitan
    Not the Self-Shattering—
[20:21] Nokotan
    Deer Copter!
[20:23] Koshitan
    What the hell kinda final technique is that?!
[20:26] Koshitan
    She flew?
[20:26] Koshitan
    Wait! Is that how you got stuck in
    the damn power lines in episode 1?
[20:30] Bashame
    Hey! They followed through
    on the foreshadowing!
[20:32] Anko
    They sure are doing whatever they want,
    since it's the last episode.
[20:37] Nokotan
    Even you can't do anything if I'm
    attacking from the sky, Sento-kun!
[20:42] Koshitan
    Antler bombs!
[20:43] Nokotan
    Take this.
[20:44] Yoshiharu
    Wait, what?!
[20:46] Nokotan
    Take that and that.
[20:52] Koshitan
    Hey, stop that, Shikanoko!
[20:54] Koshitan
    You're definitely going too fa—
[20:57] Announcer
    N-No one could've predicted
    this turn of events!
[21:02] Nokotan
    Notsu!
[21:04] Nokotan
    Notsu!
[21:07] Nokotan
    Notsu!
[21:34] Nokotan
    Ow.
[21:37] Announcer
    And the match has ended!
[21:39] Announcer
    The winner is Sento-kun!
[21:44] Koshitan
    You're just so...
[21:47] Koshitan
    Well, I guess you did your best.
[21:49] Nokotan
    Koshitan...
[21:51] Announcer
    All right, it's time to interview the winner.
[21:53] Miura
    Ah, but Sento-kun is a local
    mascot that doesn't talk.
[21:56] Announcer
    Welp, I guess we're
    interviewing the loser instead.
[21:59] Koshitan
    Seriously?
[22:02] Nokotan
    Everyone... When I got here today,
    the only thought on my mind was to win.
[22:08] Nokotan
    All I could think about was
    escaping from Deer's Den.
[22:13] Nokotan
    But as I was fighting Sento-kun,
    I felt a tremendous change in my heart.
[22:19] Nokotan
    I realized that winning
    or losing doesn't matter!
[22:21] Nokotan
    What's important is to give
    one's all during the match!
[22:26] Nokotan
    Which means that Sento-kun
    and I are both winners!
[22:30] Koshitan
    Now hold on a sec!
[22:31] Koshitan
    You've got some nerve
    after all the cheating—
[22:35] Miura
    I'm so moved! You're both winners!
[22:37] Koshitan
    Miura-san, you're not right in the head!
[22:41] Koshitan
    And Sento-kun, you're way too accepting!
[22:50] Tsunoda
    Notsu!
[22:52] Koshitan
    What?! Why are you all
    so moved by that speech?!
[22:56] Anko
    Well, whatever. Now the Deer Club
    doesn't have to be disbanded.
[23:00] Bashame
    Bashame is glad that she
    can continue making her rice.
[23:03] Nokotan
    Koshitan!
[23:05] Nokotan
    I won, just like I promised!
[23:07] Koshitan
    Oh, whatever already.
[23:09] Nokotan
    I hope you'll keep taking care of me.
[23:12] Koshitan
    W-Well, I guess I gotta, right?
[23:19] Crowd
    Nokotan! Koshitan! Nokotan! Koshitan!