E11 - The Pursuer and the Pursued

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SIGN    This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
    are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
[00:14] Koshitan
    It's so peaceful.
[00:16] Koshitan
    I hope these days continue forever.
[00:20] Koshitan
    Anyway, back to class.
[00:31] Koshitan
    Well, that peace sure didn't last.
[02:15] Koshitan
    The hell is that?! A nose bubble?
[02:18] Koshitan
    No, an antler bubble?!
[02:25] Koshitan
    A fairytale scene... but only visually!
[02:32] Koshitan
    Why do you sound like that in your sleep?
[02:34] Koshitan
    Or rather, don't fall asleep during class.
    Especially this boldly.
[02:44] Koshitan
    As the class rep, student council president,
    and this deer's caretaker,
[02:50] Koshitan
    I should probably wake her up.
[02:52] Koshitan
    Hey, Shikanoko. Wake up.
[02:56] Koshitan
    And she's not waking up.
[02:58] Koshitan
    Shikanoko! Hey, Shikanoko!
[03:01] Koshitan
    Wake—
[03:05] Koshitan
    Wha?
[03:06] Narrator
    Reflexes so sharp, you wonder
    if she's really asleep at all.
[03:19] Koshitan
    Is she rowing a boat now?
[03:21] Koshitan
    Well, I mean, I can understand
    getting sleepy during last period.
[03:28] Koshitan
    Huh?
[03:31] Koshitan
    A bird?!
[03:33] Koshitan
    Followed by more!
[03:37] Koshitan
    And she hasn't noticed at all!
SIGN    10 Minutes Later
[03:39] Narrator
    Ten minutes later.
[03:43] Koshitan
    Okay, wake up already!
[03:45] Ukai
    Koshi-san? What's the matter?
[03:47] Koshitan
    Er, it's nothing.
[03:49] Narrator
    Some things have to be called out,
    even in the middle of class.
[03:54] Ukai
    And then an adjective gets added here...
[03:59] Koshitan
    It's a little late to be asking now, but...
[04:01] Koshitan
    Why is no one saying a damn thing
    about all of this?!
[04:05] Sparrow
    Jab, jab. Jab, jab.
[04:07] Narrator
    Just* My Deer Friend Nokotan Things.
[04:10] Koshitan
    She's seriously not waking up at all.
    It's messed up!
[04:14] Ukai
    Let's see... Who should we have
    translate this sentence into Japanese?
[04:17] Ukai
    Well, today's the 12th, so the person
    who's attendance number 12!
[04:23] Koshitan
    Crap!
SIGN    Number 12
SIGN    Number 12
[04:24] Koshitan
    Hey, Shikanoko!
SIGN    Psssssszzzzzzzzz
[04:29] Koshitan
    She's gonna call on you!
[04:33] Ukai
    Let's see. Number 12 is...
[04:36] Koshitan
    Shikanoko!
[04:44] Nokotan
    Your tag's still on.
[04:49] Ukai
    No way! Oh, no! I forgot to cut the tag off!
[04:52] Student A
    Wait, my tag's not still on, is it?!
[04:55] Boy B
    Hey, who was that just now?
[05:00] Koshitan
    And she's still asleep!
[05:02] Koshitan
    Could you not say such*
    stress-inducing things in your sleep?!
[05:04] Narrator
    You can bet Class 3-B didn't
    get any work done after that.
SIGN    Hokkaido
    Notsuke Peninsula
    Shiretoko Mountain Range
SIGN    Hokkaido
    Notsuke Peninsula
    Mount Rausu
SIGN    MY DEER FRIEND NOKOTAN
[05:27] Kumatori
    Well, well...
[05:33] Kumatori
    I definitely smell something.
[05:45] Nokotan
    This pressure... It couldn't be.
[05:48] Koshitan
    All right. Time for club.
[05:50] Koshitan
    Hey, Shikanoko. Let's go.
[05:53] Koshitan
    Huh? She was just here a moment ago.
[06:07] Koshitan
    Who're you?!
[06:10] Kumatori
    The scent was coming from here,
    but I guess it got away.
[06:13] Koshitan
    You're from a whole other world!
[06:15] Kumatori
    I, Kumatori Soichiro, was once known
    as a legendary Matagi hunter,
[06:20] Kumatori
    but it seems I've lost my edge.
[06:22] Kumatori
    My life's greatest regret.
[06:24] Koshitan
    Uh... You just randomly
    started recounting your past?
[06:26] Koshitan
    But thanks. At least I know who you are now.
[06:29] Koshitan
    But why'd a Matagi suddenly show up?
[06:31] Koshitan
    Not to mention, this dude
    is definitely trespassing.
[06:37] Koshitan
    Um... What could a Matagi want at our school?
[06:42] Koshitan
    Did you get permission to be here?
[06:46] Kumatori
    It's still warm.
[06:48] Koshitan
    This dude's not listening to me at all.
[06:51] Kumatori
    My quarry can't have gone far.
[06:53] Koshitan
    No, really! Did you get
    permission to be here—
[06:55] Kumatori
    I won't let you escape!
[07:02] Koshitan
    Guess I'm reporting him.
[07:03] Nokotan
    Is he gone?
[07:05] Koshitan
    Huh? Shikanoko? Hey, where are you?
[07:09] Koshitan
    Huh?
[07:10] Nokotan
    Whew, I'm saved.
[07:13] Koshitan
    This is a school, right?!
[07:14] Koshitan
    What's goin' on with our floors?!
[07:16] Nokotan
    Thank goodness I made some modifications
    just in case something like this happened!
[07:20] Koshitan
    Don't go modifying school property!
[07:23] Koshitan
    Want me to report you, too?
[07:25] Koshitan
    More importantly, what's
    that Matagi even doing here?
[07:30] Koshitan
    He was touching your desk.
[07:32] Nokotan
    Today's the Day of the Deer.
[07:35] Koshitan
    The Day of the Deer?
[07:36] Narrator
    The Day of the Deer,
[07:39] Narrator
    on the fourth Tuesday
    of each month in Hokkaido,
[07:42] Narrator
    was introduced in order to promote the
    consumption of Yezo deer meat to the masses.
[07:47] Koshitan
    That's very specific to Hokkaido!
[07:49] Koshitan
    Don't try to apply local rules to Hino!
[07:52] Koshitan
    No wonder I've never heard of it!
[07:54] Koshitan
    Wait a minute. Does that mean that Matagi
    came here to capture you, Shikanoko?
[08:00] Nokotan
    That's right. And he's super persistent, too.
[08:05] Koshitan
    You actually know the guy?!
[08:06] Nokotan
    If he catches me, it'll all be over!
[08:08] Nokotan
    A gibier festival will be held
    in front of Hino Station,
[08:12] Nokotan
    and the citizens of Hino will
    make a delicious meal of me!
[08:16] Nokotan
    Gibier! Gibier!
[08:18] Koshitan
    Spare a thought for the Hino citizens
    who just wanted to use the train.
[08:23] Nokotan
    Anyway, I gotta spend today
    running away from him!
[08:26] Koshitan
    Huh? Wait, where are you going?! Hello?
SIGN    RUNNING BEGINS
[08:30] Narrator
    And the running begins.
[08:47] Kumatori
    I smell its scent nearby.
[08:50] Nokotan
    Gulp.
[08:58] Kumatori
    There's no use in hiding!
[09:09] Kumatori
    Tch. I mistook my prey for another.
[09:15] Neko
    Huh? What the?!
SIGN    Clueless Yet Again
    Nekoyamada Neko-san (3rd-Year)
[09:23] Kumatori
    I've found you!
[09:48] Kumatori
    Must be this way.
[09:50] Gyaru B
    Whoa, what the heck?
[09:53] Gyaru B
    There's some weird old dude over there.
[09:56] Gyaru A
    For real. Hilarious.
SIGN    UNEXPECTED VISITORS
[09:59] Narrator
    The irregularly occurring gyaru!
[10:01] Gyaru B
    Hey, mister. Whatcha doin'?
[10:04] Gyaru A
    Like, what are you doing? Cosplay?
[10:06] Kumatori
    No... Er, I, uh...
[10:08] Gyaru B
    OMG, did you hear him?
    He legit talks like a grandpa!
[10:13] Gyaru A
    Take a picture with us!
    Let's put it up on Insta!
[10:16] Kumatori
    "Insta"?
[10:17] Kumatori
    Er... I don't know what you're talking about.
[10:19] Gyaru B
    C'mon!
[10:23] Gyaru A
    Okay, look at my phone!
[10:27] Gyaru A
    He's chasing you, isn't he?
[10:28] Gyaru A
    This is your chance to run!
[10:30] Nokotan
    Gyaru!
[10:32] Narrator
    Thus we prove the existence
    of deer-friendly gyaru.
[10:35] Narrator
    Q.E.D.
SIGN    RUN
[10:37] Narrator
    Run.
SIGN    RUN
[10:40] Narrator
    Run!
[10:42] Narrator
    Run!
SIGN    RUN
[10:45] Narrator
    Nokotan's epic escape continued.
SIGN    THE PURSUER
[10:49] Narrator
    The pursuer...
SIGN    THE PURSUED
[11:04] Narrator
    and the pursued.
SIGN    Principal's Office
SIGN    Every Miller Draws Water to His Own Mill
SIGN    Every Miller Draws Water to His Own Mill
[12:04] Narrator
    The fierce battle continued
    even after midnight.
[12:09] Narrator
    "But the Day of the Deer
    is over now, isn't it?"
[12:12] Narrator
    No basic jokes like that here.
[12:29] Nokotan
    Take that.
[12:32] Nokotan
    Steppy, steppy, steppy, step.
[12:43] Narrator
    This was a battle with everything on the line.
[13:09] Kumatori
    Seems I've finally tracked you down, Noko-san.
SIGN    NOKOTAN'S IN DIRE STRAITS
[13:15] Narrator
    Nokotan's in dire straits!
[13:19] Koshitan
    Shikanoko!
[13:20] Koshitan
    You guys are still at it?!
[13:22] Nokotan
    Koshitan!
[13:24] Nokotan
    Witness how our battle ends!
[13:27] Koshitan
    Huh?
[13:28] Nokotan
    I...
[13:31] Nokotan
    I will never fall to you!
    Bring it, Kumatori Soichiro!
[13:47] Koshitan
    The hell is that weapon?!
    It looks super inconvenient to use!
[13:52] Koshitan
    And what is this mystery dimension?!
[13:53] Kumatori
    Oho... At least you're a lively one.
[13:57] Kumatori
    But you won't be talking like that for long...
[14:02] Kumatori
    Shikanoko Noko!
SIGN    This is my rifle.
SIGN    There are many like it, but this one is mine.
SIGN    My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.
SIGN    I must master it as
SIGN    I must master my life.
SIGN    My rifle
SIGN    and myself are the defenders of my country.
SIGN    We are the masters of our enemy.
SIGN    We are the saviors of my life.
[14:52] Kumatori
    Your life is mine!
[14:54] Koshitan
    Shikanoko!
[14:59] Kumatori
    Oh, time out for a sec.
[15:04] Kumatori
    H-Hello—
[15:05] Wife
    Hey! Where the hell are you?!
[15:08] Wife
    Hurry up and buy the daikon radish
    I asked for and head home!
[15:10] Kumatori
    Darlin', I'm sorry—
[15:12] Wife
    Where are you right now?!
[15:13] Kumatori
    I'm in Hino right now...
[15:15] Wife
    Where the hell's Hino?! In Douou?!
[15:17] Kumatori
    No, uh... Tokyo.
[15:21] Wife
    What?! There ain't no Hino in the 23 wards!
[15:25] Kumatori
    There's a place called
    the Tama region in Tokyo.
[15:28] Kumatori
    I'll buy some Nerima daikon and head home.
[15:31] Wife
    How many hours do you think it'll take you
    to get from Nerima to Nemuro, huh?!
[15:36] Koshitan
    Did... Did he go home?
[15:39] Nokotan
    This is what friendship, effort,
    and victory look like!
SIGN    Friendship
SIGN    Effort
SIGN    Victory
[15:43] Koshitan
    Yeah, I don't think you'll be
    standing shoulder-to-shoulder
[15:45] Koshitan
    with a Jump protag anytime soon.
[15:47] Nokotan
    All right! I'm gonna win the next
    Day of the Deer, too!
[15:51] Koshitan
    He's gonna be coming by every month?!
[15:53] Narrator
    The thought of every fourth Tuesday awaiting
    her plunged Koshitan into a deep despair.
[15:59] Cop A
    What's that on your shoulder?
[16:00] Kumatori
    Huh? Oh!
[16:02] Kumatori
    I-I'm sort of in a hurry...
[16:05] Cop A
    You'll be coming to the station with us.
[16:06] Cop B
    Hey, this is a real gun!
[16:09] Cop A
    What?!
SIGN    When carrying or transporting a firearm,
    
    
    
    said firearm must be placed in a container.
SIGN    (Excerpt from the Firearm and Sword Possession Control Law)
[16:10] Narrator
    When carrying or transporting a firearm,
    said firearm must be placed in a container.
[16:22] Narrator
    Something tells me we won't be
    seeing him next Day of the Deer.
SIGN    Hokkaido
    Nemuro Strait
    Ice Floe
SIGN    Deer
    Crackers
[16:49] Narrator
    One hour ago.
SIGN    One Hour Ago
[16:51] Nokotan
    Let's do our best in the
    Deer Club again today!
[16:53] Koshitan
    Why are you wearing a tracksuit?
[16:55] Nokotan
    Oh, I just sent my uniform to the cleaners.
[17:03] Koshitan
    It's all ripped.
[17:06] Koshitan
    Look, over there, too.
SIGN    Deer
    Crackers
[17:08] Koshitan
    And there.
[17:10] Koshitan
    And the knees!
[17:12] Nokotan
    They sure get tattered quickly
    when you go walking.
[17:15] Koshitan
    Walking? Or hiking on game trails?!
SIGN    Deer
    Crackers
[17:25] Nokotan
    It may be spring, but it's still chilly.
[17:27] Koshitan
    Sometimes, reality just hits you.
[17:32] Koshitan
    Fine. Let's go buy you a new tracksuit.
[17:35] Nokotan
    Yay! Shopping!
[17:40] Koshitan
    Is it really so exciting?
[17:45] Nokotan
    Koshitan!
[17:47] Koshitan
    Yeah!
[17:49] Koshitan
    By the way...
[17:51] Koshitan
    Where are we?
[17:52] Nokotan
    Hino!
[17:54] Koshitan
    I know that much, you dumbass!
[17:57] Koshitan
    We were supposed to go straight to the store,
[17:59] Koshitan
    but we got lost because
    you kept making stops!
[18:02] Nokotan
    But... But I kept seeing really
    cool sticks to pick up...
[18:09] Koshitan
    What are you, a grade schooler?!
[18:11] Koshitan
    Oh, damn it!
[18:12] Koshitan
    I've done this for 11 episodes, and I still
    don't know a damn thing about Hino!
[18:16] Koshitan
    Okay. If we go down that hill,
    we'll be in the shopping district.
[18:20] Koshitan
    Come on, let's go.
[18:21] Koshitan
    Er, huh?
[18:24] Koshitan
    Shikanoko?
[18:25] Koshitan
    Where'd you...
[18:29] Koshitan
    What are you doing?
[18:32] Nokotan
    Plastic bottles.
[18:33] Koshitan
    Huh?
[18:34] Nokotan
    Plastic bottles.
[18:37] Koshitan
    Ah, right. You're scared of them.
[18:39] Koshitan
    I guess that was a plot point somewhere.
[18:47] Koshitan
    Um... Shikanoko?
[18:50] Koshitan
    There's some behind you, too.
[18:57] Narrator
    This is still Nokotan.
SIGN    NB: Nokotan
[19:01] Koshitan
    Just how scared are you?
[19:19] Koshitan
    C-Come on. Stand up already.
[19:22] Koshitan
    We don't really have a choice,
    so we're taking another way.
[19:24] Koshitan
    I-I'm the president, remember?
[19:26] Koshitan
    It's the president's job to take
    care of the deer, or something.
[19:30] Koshitan
    Damn it, you sure are a handful, though.
[19:42] Koshitan
    Damn it... Whenever I'm with her...
[19:46] Koshitan
    I always...
[19:48] Koshitan
    always...
[19:51] Koshitan
    get thrown off balance.
[19:54] Nokotan
    Is something wrong?
[19:56] Koshitan
    No, it's nothing!
[19:58] Nokotan
    Ah, Koshitan!
[20:08] Koshitan
    We're back where we started.
[20:10] Nokotan
    Hino is just cursed!
[20:13] Nokotan
    There are plastic bottles around every corner!
[20:18] Koshitan
    How did you even survive this long?
[20:30] Nokotan
    Ooh!
[20:33] Koshitan
    That should take care of things for now.
[20:35] Koshitan
    Well, wearing a tracksuit won't
    be against the rules, at least.
[20:38] Bashame
    That's a surprising skill.
[20:41] Anko
    A former delinquent who's good at sewing...
[20:43] Anko
    It's more common than you'd think,
    but that's why it's good!
[20:46] Koshitan
    You want me to literally zip your mouth shut?
[20:49] Nokotan
    Thanks, Koshitan! I'll treasure it!
[20:52] Koshitan
    Sure. I-If it gets ripped again,
    I'll sew it up for you.
[20:55] Nokotan
    Yay!
SIGN    Rip
[20:59] Nokotan
    My butt just ripped.
[21:03] Koshitan
    Come here already.
[21:04] Nokotan
    Okay!
SIGN    Deer Club
    Seeking New Club Members
[21:06] Koshitan
    She's a pain in the ass...
    but this isn't so bad.
[21:10] Koshitan
    I hope these days continue forever.
[22:47] Girl student A
    Koshi-san, good morning.
[22:49] Koshitan
    Good morning.
[23:01] Ukai
    This part and this part will be on the test!
[23:04] Ukai
    And this part might not be.
[23:14] Kohitan
    Heya.
[23:15] Anko
    You're late, Onee-chan.
[23:17] Bashame
    Koshitan-senpai, you're late.
[23:20] Koshitan
    Well, Shikanoko's been missing all morning.
[23:23] Koshitan
    Have you guys seen her?
[23:26] Anko
    Onee-chan?
[23:28] Bashame
    Who's Shikanoko?
[23:32] Koshitan
    Huh?