E11 - The Pursuer and the Pursued
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
[00:14] Koshitan
It's so peaceful.
[00:16] Koshitan
I hope these days continue forever.
[00:20] Koshitan
Anyway, back to class.
[00:31] Koshitan
Well, that peace sure didn't last.
[02:15] Koshitan
The hell is that?! A nose bubble?
[02:18] Koshitan
No, an antler bubble?!
[02:25] Koshitan
A fairytale scene... but only visually!
[02:32] Koshitan
Why do you sound like that in your sleep?
[02:34] Koshitan
Or rather, don't fall asleep during class.
Especially this boldly.
[02:44] Koshitan
As the class rep, student council president,
and this deer's caretaker,
[02:50] Koshitan
I should probably wake her up.
[02:52] Koshitan
Hey, Shikanoko. Wake up.
[02:56] Koshitan
And she's not waking up.
[02:58] Koshitan
Shikanoko! Hey, Shikanoko!
[03:01] Koshitan
Wake—
[03:05] Koshitan
Wha?
[03:06] Narrator
Reflexes so sharp, you wonder
if she's really asleep at all.
[03:19] Koshitan
Is she rowing a boat now?
[03:21] Koshitan
Well, I mean, I can understand
getting sleepy during last period.
[03:28] Koshitan
Huh?
[03:31] Koshitan
A bird?!
[03:33] Koshitan
Followed by more!
[03:37] Koshitan
And she hasn't noticed at all!
SIGN 10 Minutes Later
[03:39] Narrator
Ten minutes later.
[03:43] Koshitan
Okay, wake up already!
[03:45] Ukai
Koshi-san? What's the matter?
[03:47] Koshitan
Er, it's nothing.
[03:49] Narrator
Some things have to be called out,
even in the middle of class.
[03:54] Ukai
And then an adjective gets added here...
[03:59] Koshitan
It's a little late to be asking now, but...
[04:01] Koshitan
Why is no one saying a damn thing
about all of this?!
[04:05] Sparrow
Jab, jab. Jab, jab.
[04:07] Narrator
Just* My Deer Friend Nokotan Things.
[04:10] Koshitan
She's seriously not waking up at all.
It's messed up!
[04:14] Ukai
Let's see... Who should we have
translate this sentence into Japanese?
[04:17] Ukai
Well, today's the 12th, so the person
who's attendance number 12!
[04:23] Koshitan
Crap!
SIGN Number 12
SIGN Number 12
[04:24] Koshitan
Hey, Shikanoko!
SIGN Psssssszzzzzzzzz
[04:29] Koshitan
She's gonna call on you!
[04:33] Ukai
Let's see. Number 12 is...
[04:36] Koshitan
Shikanoko!
[04:44] Nokotan
Your tag's still on.
[04:49] Ukai
No way! Oh, no! I forgot to cut the tag off!
[04:52] Student A
Wait, my tag's not still on, is it?!
[04:55] Boy B
Hey, who was that just now?
[05:00] Koshitan
And she's still asleep!
[05:02] Koshitan
Could you not say such*
stress-inducing things in your sleep?!
[05:04] Narrator
You can bet Class 3-B didn't
get any work done after that.
SIGN Hokkaido
Notsuke Peninsula
Shiretoko Mountain Range
SIGN Hokkaido
Notsuke Peninsula
Mount Rausu
SIGN MY DEER FRIEND NOKOTAN
[05:27] Kumatori
Well, well...
[05:33] Kumatori
I definitely smell something.
[05:45] Nokotan
This pressure... It couldn't be.
[05:48] Koshitan
All right. Time for club.
[05:50] Koshitan
Hey, Shikanoko. Let's go.
[05:53] Koshitan
Huh? She was just here a moment ago.
[06:07] Koshitan
Who're you?!
[06:10] Kumatori
The scent was coming from here,
but I guess it got away.
[06:13] Koshitan
You're from a whole other world!
[06:15] Kumatori
I, Kumatori Soichiro, was once known
as a legendary Matagi hunter,
[06:20] Kumatori
but it seems I've lost my edge.
[06:22] Kumatori
My life's greatest regret.
[06:24] Koshitan
Uh... You just randomly
started recounting your past?
[06:26] Koshitan
But thanks. At least I know who you are now.
[06:29] Koshitan
But why'd a Matagi suddenly show up?
[06:31] Koshitan
Not to mention, this dude
is definitely trespassing.
[06:37] Koshitan
Um... What could a Matagi want at our school?
[06:42] Koshitan
Did you get permission to be here?
[06:46] Kumatori
It's still warm.
[06:48] Koshitan
This dude's not listening to me at all.
[06:51] Kumatori
My quarry can't have gone far.
[06:53] Koshitan
No, really! Did you get
permission to be here—
[06:55] Kumatori
I won't let you escape!
[07:02] Koshitan
Guess I'm reporting him.
[07:03] Nokotan
Is he gone?
[07:05] Koshitan
Huh? Shikanoko? Hey, where are you?
[07:09] Koshitan
Huh?
[07:10] Nokotan
Whew, I'm saved.
[07:13] Koshitan
This is a school, right?!
[07:14] Koshitan
What's goin' on with our floors?!
[07:16] Nokotan
Thank goodness I made some modifications
just in case something like this happened!
[07:20] Koshitan
Don't go modifying school property!
[07:23] Koshitan
Want me to report you, too?
[07:25] Koshitan
More importantly, what's
that Matagi even doing here?
[07:30] Koshitan
He was touching your desk.
[07:32] Nokotan
Today's the Day of the Deer.
[07:35] Koshitan
The Day of the Deer?
[07:36] Narrator
The Day of the Deer,
[07:39] Narrator
on the fourth Tuesday
of each month in Hokkaido,
[07:42] Narrator
was introduced in order to promote the
consumption of Yezo deer meat to the masses.
[07:47] Koshitan
That's very specific to Hokkaido!
[07:49] Koshitan
Don't try to apply local rules to Hino!
[07:52] Koshitan
No wonder I've never heard of it!
[07:54] Koshitan
Wait a minute. Does that mean that Matagi
came here to capture you, Shikanoko?
[08:00] Nokotan
That's right. And he's super persistent, too.
[08:05] Koshitan
You actually know the guy?!
[08:06] Nokotan
If he catches me, it'll all be over!
[08:08] Nokotan
A gibier festival will be held
in front of Hino Station,
[08:12] Nokotan
and the citizens of Hino will
make a delicious meal of me!
[08:16] Nokotan
Gibier! Gibier!
[08:18] Koshitan
Spare a thought for the Hino citizens
who just wanted to use the train.
[08:23] Nokotan
Anyway, I gotta spend today
running away from him!
[08:26] Koshitan
Huh? Wait, where are you going?! Hello?
SIGN RUNNING BEGINS
[08:30] Narrator
And the running begins.
[08:47] Kumatori
I smell its scent nearby.
[08:50] Nokotan
Gulp.
[08:58] Kumatori
There's no use in hiding!
[09:09] Kumatori
Tch. I mistook my prey for another.
[09:15] Neko
Huh? What the?!
SIGN Clueless Yet Again
Nekoyamada Neko-san (3rd-Year)
[09:23] Kumatori
I've found you!
[09:48] Kumatori
Must be this way.
[09:50] Gyaru B
Whoa, what the heck?
[09:53] Gyaru B
There's some weird old dude over there.
[09:56] Gyaru A
For real. Hilarious.
SIGN UNEXPECTED VISITORS
[09:59] Narrator
The irregularly occurring gyaru!
[10:01] Gyaru B
Hey, mister. Whatcha doin'?
[10:04] Gyaru A
Like, what are you doing? Cosplay?
[10:06] Kumatori
No... Er, I, uh...
[10:08] Gyaru B
OMG, did you hear him?
He legit talks like a grandpa!
[10:13] Gyaru A
Take a picture with us!
Let's put it up on Insta!
[10:16] Kumatori
"Insta"?
[10:17] Kumatori
Er... I don't know what you're talking about.
[10:19] Gyaru B
C'mon!
[10:23] Gyaru A
Okay, look at my phone!
[10:27] Gyaru A
He's chasing you, isn't he?
[10:28] Gyaru A
This is your chance to run!
[10:30] Nokotan
Gyaru!
[10:32] Narrator
Thus we prove the existence
of deer-friendly gyaru.
[10:35] Narrator
Q.E.D.
SIGN RUN
[10:37] Narrator
Run.
SIGN RUN
[10:40] Narrator
Run!
[10:42] Narrator
Run!
SIGN RUN
[10:45] Narrator
Nokotan's epic escape continued.
SIGN THE PURSUER
[10:49] Narrator
The pursuer...
SIGN THE PURSUED
[11:04] Narrator
and the pursued.
SIGN Principal's Office
SIGN Every Miller Draws Water to His Own Mill
SIGN Every Miller Draws Water to His Own Mill
[12:04] Narrator
The fierce battle continued
even after midnight.
[12:09] Narrator
"But the Day of the Deer
is over now, isn't it?"
[12:12] Narrator
No basic jokes like that here.
[12:29] Nokotan
Take that.
[12:32] Nokotan
Steppy, steppy, steppy, step.
[12:43] Narrator
This was a battle with everything on the line.
[13:09] Kumatori
Seems I've finally tracked you down, Noko-san.
SIGN NOKOTAN'S IN DIRE STRAITS
[13:15] Narrator
Nokotan's in dire straits!
[13:19] Koshitan
Shikanoko!
[13:20] Koshitan
You guys are still at it?!
[13:22] Nokotan
Koshitan!
[13:24] Nokotan
Witness how our battle ends!
[13:27] Koshitan
Huh?
[13:28] Nokotan
I...
[13:31] Nokotan
I will never fall to you!
Bring it, Kumatori Soichiro!
[13:47] Koshitan
The hell is that weapon?!
It looks super inconvenient to use!
[13:52] Koshitan
And what is this mystery dimension?!
[13:53] Kumatori
Oho... At least you're a lively one.
[13:57] Kumatori
But you won't be talking like that for long...
[14:02] Kumatori
Shikanoko Noko!
SIGN This is my rifle.
SIGN There are many like it, but this one is mine.
SIGN My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.
SIGN I must master it as
SIGN I must master my life.
SIGN My rifle
SIGN and myself are the defenders of my country.
SIGN We are the masters of our enemy.
SIGN We are the saviors of my life.
[14:52] Kumatori
Your life is mine!
[14:54] Koshitan
Shikanoko!
[14:59] Kumatori
Oh, time out for a sec.
[15:04] Kumatori
H-Hello—
[15:05] Wife
Hey! Where the hell are you?!
[15:08] Wife
Hurry up and buy the daikon radish
I asked for and head home!
[15:10] Kumatori
Darlin', I'm sorry—
[15:12] Wife
Where are you right now?!
[15:13] Kumatori
I'm in Hino right now...
[15:15] Wife
Where the hell's Hino?! In Douou?!
[15:17] Kumatori
No, uh... Tokyo.
[15:21] Wife
What?! There ain't no Hino in the 23 wards!
[15:25] Kumatori
There's a place called
the Tama region in Tokyo.
[15:28] Kumatori
I'll buy some Nerima daikon and head home.
[15:31] Wife
How many hours do you think it'll take you
to get from Nerima to Nemuro, huh?!
[15:36] Koshitan
Did... Did he go home?
[15:39] Nokotan
This is what friendship, effort,
and victory look like!
SIGN Friendship
SIGN Effort
SIGN Victory
[15:43] Koshitan
Yeah, I don't think you'll be
standing shoulder-to-shoulder
[15:45] Koshitan
with a Jump protag anytime soon.
[15:47] Nokotan
All right! I'm gonna win the next
Day of the Deer, too!
[15:51] Koshitan
He's gonna be coming by every month?!
[15:53] Narrator
The thought of every fourth Tuesday awaiting
her plunged Koshitan into a deep despair.
[15:59] Cop A
What's that on your shoulder?
[16:00] Kumatori
Huh? Oh!
[16:02] Kumatori
I-I'm sort of in a hurry...
[16:05] Cop A
You'll be coming to the station with us.
[16:06] Cop B
Hey, this is a real gun!
[16:09] Cop A
What?!
SIGN When carrying or transporting a firearm,
said firearm must be placed in a container.
SIGN (Excerpt from the Firearm and Sword Possession Control Law)
[16:10] Narrator
When carrying or transporting a firearm,
said firearm must be placed in a container.
[16:22] Narrator
Something tells me we won't be
seeing him next Day of the Deer.
SIGN Hokkaido
Nemuro Strait
Ice Floe
SIGN Deer
Crackers
[16:49] Narrator
One hour ago.
SIGN One Hour Ago
[16:51] Nokotan
Let's do our best in the
Deer Club again today!
[16:53] Koshitan
Why are you wearing a tracksuit?
[16:55] Nokotan
Oh, I just sent my uniform to the cleaners.
[17:03] Koshitan
It's all ripped.
[17:06] Koshitan
Look, over there, too.
SIGN Deer
Crackers
[17:08] Koshitan
And there.
[17:10] Koshitan
And the knees!
[17:12] Nokotan
They sure get tattered quickly
when you go walking.
[17:15] Koshitan
Walking? Or hiking on game trails?!
SIGN Deer
Crackers
[17:25] Nokotan
It may be spring, but it's still chilly.
[17:27] Koshitan
Sometimes, reality just hits you.
[17:32] Koshitan
Fine. Let's go buy you a new tracksuit.
[17:35] Nokotan
Yay! Shopping!
[17:40] Koshitan
Is it really so exciting?
[17:45] Nokotan
Koshitan!
[17:47] Koshitan
Yeah!
[17:49] Koshitan
By the way...
[17:51] Koshitan
Where are we?
[17:52] Nokotan
Hino!
[17:54] Koshitan
I know that much, you dumbass!
[17:57] Koshitan
We were supposed to go straight to the store,
[17:59] Koshitan
but we got lost because
you kept making stops!
[18:02] Nokotan
But... But I kept seeing really
cool sticks to pick up...
[18:09] Koshitan
What are you, a grade schooler?!
[18:11] Koshitan
Oh, damn it!
[18:12] Koshitan
I've done this for 11 episodes, and I still
don't know a damn thing about Hino!
[18:16] Koshitan
Okay. If we go down that hill,
we'll be in the shopping district.
[18:20] Koshitan
Come on, let's go.
[18:21] Koshitan
Er, huh?
[18:24] Koshitan
Shikanoko?
[18:25] Koshitan
Where'd you...
[18:29] Koshitan
What are you doing?
[18:32] Nokotan
Plastic bottles.
[18:33] Koshitan
Huh?
[18:34] Nokotan
Plastic bottles.
[18:37] Koshitan
Ah, right. You're scared of them.
[18:39] Koshitan
I guess that was a plot point somewhere.
[18:47] Koshitan
Um... Shikanoko?
[18:50] Koshitan
There's some behind you, too.
[18:57] Narrator
This is still Nokotan.
SIGN NB: Nokotan
[19:01] Koshitan
Just how scared are you?
[19:19] Koshitan
C-Come on. Stand up already.
[19:22] Koshitan
We don't really have a choice,
so we're taking another way.
[19:24] Koshitan
I-I'm the president, remember?
[19:26] Koshitan
It's the president's job to take
care of the deer, or something.
[19:30] Koshitan
Damn it, you sure are a handful, though.
[19:42] Koshitan
Damn it... Whenever I'm with her...
[19:46] Koshitan
I always...
[19:48] Koshitan
always...
[19:51] Koshitan
get thrown off balance.
[19:54] Nokotan
Is something wrong?
[19:56] Koshitan
No, it's nothing!
[19:58] Nokotan
Ah, Koshitan!
[20:08] Koshitan
We're back where we started.
[20:10] Nokotan
Hino is just cursed!
[20:13] Nokotan
There are plastic bottles around every corner!
[20:18] Koshitan
How did you even survive this long?
[20:30] Nokotan
Ooh!
[20:33] Koshitan
That should take care of things for now.
[20:35] Koshitan
Well, wearing a tracksuit won't
be against the rules, at least.
[20:38] Bashame
That's a surprising skill.
[20:41] Anko
A former delinquent who's good at sewing...
[20:43] Anko
It's more common than you'd think,
but that's why it's good!
[20:46] Koshitan
You want me to literally zip your mouth shut?
[20:49] Nokotan
Thanks, Koshitan! I'll treasure it!
[20:52] Koshitan
Sure. I-If it gets ripped again,
I'll sew it up for you.
[20:55] Nokotan
Yay!
SIGN Rip
[20:59] Nokotan
My butt just ripped.
[21:03] Koshitan
Come here already.
[21:04] Nokotan
Okay!
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[21:06] Koshitan
She's a pain in the ass...
but this isn't so bad.
[21:10] Koshitan
I hope these days continue forever.
[22:47] Girl student A
Koshi-san, good morning.
[22:49] Koshitan
Good morning.
[23:01] Ukai
This part and this part will be on the test!
[23:04] Ukai
And this part might not be.
[23:14] Kohitan
Heya.
[23:15] Anko
You're late, Onee-chan.
[23:17] Bashame
Koshitan-senpai, you're late.
[23:20] Koshitan
Well, Shikanoko's been missing all morning.
[23:23] Koshitan
Have you guys seen her?
[23:26] Anko
Onee-chan?
[23:28] Bashame
Who's Shikanoko?
[23:32] Koshitan
Huh?