E1 - Girl Meets Deer

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    Once again, the maidens gather
    in the gardens of Acala
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    and cross the Tama River with smiles
    as pure as those of the Shinsengumi.
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    Their bodies and hearts, never once
    sullied, are clad in pure white clothes.
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    The pleats of their skirts
    without a single wrinkle,
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    their blue sailor scarves
    bothered not by the wind.
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    They walk slowly and delicately.
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    Metropolitan Hinominami High School,
    the garden of the maidens.
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    (It's a coed school, though.)
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    Good morning to you, lovely viewers!
SIGN    Girl Meets Deer
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    It's still so cold.
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    It rained yesterday, too.
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    Be careful, it's slippery. Are you okay?
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    Th-Thank you very much!
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    You're welcome.
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    Koshi Torako, a second-year student
    at Metropolitan Hinominami High,
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    president of the student council
    as well as Class 2-B's student rep.
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    She's attractive, smart,
    and good at sports.
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    She's revered as the perfect girl at both school and around town.
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    She's wonderful!
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    Just as I planned.
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    But Koshi Torako, whose high school life
    seems to be going so well,
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    has a secret she can't
     tell anyone. And it's that...
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    She's a former delinquent!
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    I'm the one they call
    the Wild Beast of Tokyo's Hino City!
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    My dark past of being a delinquent,
    influenced by shonen manga.
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    If I get caught,
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    all the effort I put into my high
    school debut being an honor student
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    will go down the drain!
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    Not that anyone could ever see
    through my perfect disguise, though.
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    That's what she thought.
    Until today, anyway.
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    Are you kidding me?
    A suicide by hanging in episode one?!
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    I'm glad we're a late-night anime!
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    Not that it makes this any better!
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    Should I call the police? A doctor?
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    Detective Conan? No... Hajime-chan!
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    She's alive?
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    What? If it's not suicide,
    why is she hanging from a place like that?
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    She has antlers?
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    Must be those things they sell at that
    Mouse-land place in Tokyo... I mean Chiba!
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    But those would come right off, right?
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    Which means those are real antlers?
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    Deer antlers, by the looks of it.
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    Is she supposed to be a deer?!
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    Even if she is, aren't male deer
    the only ones that grow antlers?
SIGN    Male
SIGN    Female
SIGN    UMA Deer Woman
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    Is she some kind of new UMA?
SIGN    The Mysterious Deer Woman
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    Or a monster from an evil organization?
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    Either way, that's an
    incredible amount of snot.
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    Current temperature is 12°C.
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    Gross!
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    And now, animals have started to gather,
    thinking she's carrion!
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    You want a piece of me?
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    You wanna piece of me, huh? Come at me!
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    Why is she trying to pick a fight
    in this situation?
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    Should I help her?
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    She's staring hard at me!
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    The intensity of her gaze!
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    If I get caught up in this, I'll be late!
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    Honor students cannot be late!
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    I'll have to pretend I didn't see her
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    and hurry to school.
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    You're going to leave me here?
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    After seeing me like this,
    you're still leaving me here?
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    M-Me? Of course not!
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    Not to mention, you just
    somehow ended up there, right?
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    I'm running late.
    I don't really have time to play.
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    Tomorrow, the news will say,
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    "A high schooler from Hino
    got caught in power lines and died."
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    From now on, you'll remember my face
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    when you go down
    this street every morning.
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    You'll regret this every day, thinking,
    "I should've helped her that day."
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    Okay! Fine!
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    I'm alive!
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    This girl is freakin' heavy!
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    You bastard—
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    Miss, what were you doing up there?
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    I woke up this morning and there I was.
    I wonder why.
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    Seriously, tell me why!
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    Thank you so much for helping me,
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    Miss Delinquent.
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    Don't mention it.
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    "Miss Delinquent"?
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    Huh?! Who do you think you're talking to?!
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    You, Miss!
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    Wh-What are you talking about?
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    Me? With this beautiful
    and composed womanly appearance?
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    A delinquent? Th-That's not possible!
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    Really?
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    But you smell like one.
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    Smell like what?
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    My antlers are reacting, too.
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    What kind of sensor is that?
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    I have to get away from this girl.
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    I-It must be your imagination.
    You may be mistaking me for someone else.
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    I'd better get going.
    Try not to get stuck again, okay?
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    That was close.
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    I thought my disguise was perfect.
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    How did she...?
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    Who the hell was that girl?
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    Be seated, everyone.
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    I'd like to introduce
    a transfer student today.
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    A transfer student?
    I have a bad feeling about this.
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    Come on in.
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    Coming!
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    I knew it!
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    Huh?
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    Wh-Why are you stuck again already?
    Learn from your mistakes!
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    You're kidding, right?!
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    Please introduce yourself, Shikanoko-san.
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    Notsu! I'm Shikanoko Noko. Call me Nokotan!
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    Nokotan!
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    What a funny girl.
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    What a deer.
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    Why is everyone welcoming her like that?
    Am I the weird one here?
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    As for your seat...
    The desk next to Koshi-san is open!
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    A common trope in school anime,
    the conveniently-empty seat.
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    This is bad. If she says something weird
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    my high school life will be over!
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    I have to make the first move.
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    Good morning!
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    Hey, I saw you this morning.
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    So you're a transfer student?
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    I'm Koshi Torako. If you have
    any questions, feel free to ask.
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    Thanks!
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    Wait, maybe this will be okay after all.
[09:10] ---
    I guess I didn't need to worry so much.
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    You can call me whatever you like.
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    Whatever I like?
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    I was just overthinking things.
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    Okay!
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    Miss Delinquent!
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    Miss Delinquent...
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    Huh?
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    Let's be friends, Miss Delinquent!
[09:52] ---
    Koshi-san is a delinquent?
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    Koshi-san, of all people?!
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    There must be a mistake!
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    Hello?! A deer just joined our class
    and you're choosing to focus on this?!
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    W-Wait, a delinquent?
    What are you talking about?
[10:05] ---
    Please don't make false allegations.
[10:07] ---
    My primal instincts are telling me
    you're a delinquent.
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    Are you a wild animal?!
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    Also, you're a virgin.
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    My antlers are reacting, too.
[10:20] ---
    What kind of system is that anyway?!
[10:22] ---
    Koshi-san's a virgin?
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    I knew it!
[10:26] ---
    Really?
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    Stay out of this, you extras!
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    Wh-What proof do you have
    that I'm a virgin?
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    What? So you're not a virgin?
[10:45] ---
    Well... that's...
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    Virginity confirmed.
SIGN    VIRGIN
SIGN    NARA PARK TODAI-JI
SIGN    NARA PARK KOFUKU-JI
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    It's Koshi-san!
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    She looks beautiful as always!
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    My disgraceful past was
    just about to come to light,
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    but it looks like I'm safe for now.
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    Though I can't let my guard down!
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    I have to make sure that deer
    won't expose me as a former delinquent!
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    To accomplish that,
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    I must make my move
    before she opens her mouth again.
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    Who put this mountain of snacks here?
[11:32] ---
    Wait a minute... The way they're wrapped...
    These are deer crackers!
[11:36] ---
    "Deer crackers."
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    The soul food of Nara Prefecture.
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    (Opinions may vary.)
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    Students on their graduation trips
    often eat them for laughs,
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    but much like their taste, the joke
    is a bit bland, and usually falls flat.
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    Who would do this?
[12:04] ---
    It was her for sure!
[12:07] ---
    Is that drool? What is she, a Merlion?
[12:10] ---
    Excuse me, Shikanoko-san. What is this?
[12:14] ---
    I'm returning the favor.
[12:16] ---
    That's not what your face says.
[12:17] ---
    You... whoopsies.
    You saved me this morning, right?
[12:22] ---
    That's to say thanks.
[12:25] ---
    That was no big deal.
    I don't need repayment.
[12:28] ---
    What? Not satisfied with deer crackers?
[12:31] ---
    That's not the problem.
[12:34] ---
    Besides, why are you
    suddenly being condescending?
[12:36] ---
    How about I give you an antler then?
[12:39] ---
    They come off?
[12:40] ---
    Here.
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    I don't want that!
[12:43] ---
    You can even eat them.
[12:47] ---
    D-Does it have a taste?
    Not that I'm going to try it...
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    No taste, no smell, super hard.
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    But you eat it anyway?!
[12:56] ---
    If that's not enough... This is just for you.
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    I said I don't want it!
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    Maybe I'm not in the position to say this,
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    but you're ruining your own identity!
[13:06] ---
    Without your antlers,
    you're just a regular high school girl!
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    For the one who saved my life,
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    I'm willing to
    put my character on the line!
[13:14] ---
    Calm down!
    It's too early to abandon your character!
[13:16] ---
    It's still the first episode.
[13:18] ---
    You don't want my crackers or my antlers.
[13:22] ---
    They just stick back on?
[13:24] ---
    Could it be?! What you're after is...
[13:27] ---
    Me?!
SIGN    Me = Venison
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    Why do you assume
    I want deer-related things?!
[13:32] ---
    Fine! Just eat me!
[13:34] ---
    I'm not gonna eat you!
    And who are those guys?
[13:37] ---
    I don't have anything else to give you!
[13:40] ---
    Look. As you can see,
    I don't have any money.
[13:43] ---
    You have more crackers?
[13:46] ---
    Please. I have nothing left to give.
[13:50] ---
    Why are you acting like
    I'm extorting you?!
[13:53] ---
    And for crackers?
[13:55] ---
    Crap, I let my true self show.
[13:58] ---
    Hey Nokotan,
    are you and Koshi-san friends?
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    You sure look like it!
[14:04] ---
    Huh? "Nokotan"?
[14:09] ---
    That's my nickname! Cute, isn't it?
[14:11] ---
    Wow, you're annoying.
[14:13] ---
    You see, I was stuck on a utility pole
    this morning, and Miss Delin—
[14:16] ---
    Shikanoko-san!
    I remembered the teacher called for you!
SIGN    NO RUNNING IN THE HALLWAY
[14:22] ---
    Oh, my. Koshitan, what are you thinking?
    Bringing me to a place like this...
SIGN    UNDER MAINTENANCE STUDENT COUNCIL
[14:28] ---
    How bold of you.
[14:30] ---
    What are you imagining?!
[14:32] ---
    Oh? That's what I should be asking you.
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    What? I-I'm not...
[14:41] ---
    Koshitan...
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    Such a virgin.
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    Shut up!
[14:45] ---
    And why are you calling me Koshitan?
[14:48] ---
    It's your nickname.
[14:49] ---
    We're Nokotan and Koshitan. Nice, right?
[14:51] ---
    Are we some kind of comedy duo?
[14:53] ---
    Who said you could give me a nickname?
[14:56] ---
    Then we'll go with Miss Delinq—
[14:58] ---
    Koshitan is fine.
[14:59] ---
    It was fine after all.
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    That doesn't matter anyway.
[15:05] ---
    Now, about my true identity.
[15:07] ---
    Do you promise
    you'll never tell anyone, ever?
[15:12] ---
    I happen to be an honor
    student at this school
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    and it'd be troublesome
    if anyone found out.
[15:21] ---
    If you say anything,
    it won't end well for you.
[15:24] ---
    Got it?
SIGN    UNDER MAINTENANCE STUDENT COUNCIL
[15:28] ---
    Your true identity...
[15:30] ---
    Does that mean that you're actually a virgin?
[15:33] ---
    You're... not wrong, but no!
[15:36] ---
    Damn it... Where do you
    get off teasing me like that?
[15:40] ---
    Listen up! Those antlers
    better be your only joke!
[15:46] ---
    You're right...
    These antlers are kinda weird.
SIGN    SHE'S INDOORS
[15:52] ---
    Well... no...
[15:54] ---
    A girl with antlers is totally gross.
[15:59] ---
    What even is a deer, anyway?
[16:02] ---
    I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable.
[16:04] ---
    I see...
[16:06] ---
    She's lived through years
    of people talking about her appearance.
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    And yet I...
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    Forget being an honor student.
    I've failed at being a human!
[16:16] ---
    I... I'm sorry!
    I don't care about your antlers!
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    How about this?
[16:24] ---
    Koshitan, frozen with fear,
[16:25] ---
    was unable to ask where the horns started.
[16:32] ---
    Today was exhausting.
[16:34] ---
    I still have to study for tomorrow.
SIGN    CREAK! CRASH!
[16:39] ---
    What was that?
[16:41] ---
    From over there?
[16:44] ---
    Excuse me! Is anyone in there?
[16:47] ---
    I just heard a loud noise and...
SIGN    DEER
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    Do I call the police?! A doctor?!
[16:58] ---
    Detective Conan? Er, no... Hajime-chan!
[17:01] ---
    Hey, Koshitan!
[17:03] ---
    Shikanoko-san, is that blood?
    Did something happen?
[17:09] ---
    Oops, my bad.
[17:11] ---
    I fell from the ladder
    and scraped my knee!
[17:28] ---
    What about your head?!
[17:33] ---
    What a cute bandage.
[17:35] ---
    Shut up!
[17:36] ---
    What are you doing in this
    abandoned warehouse anyway?
[17:41] ---
    I was cleaning.
[17:42] ---
    Cleaning? All by yourself?
[17:44] ---
    Yep! Thanks, Koshitan!
[17:47] ---
    All right, back to work!
[17:57] ---
    Fine. I'll help you.
[18:00] ---
    What? You will?
[18:01] ---
    Y-You're hurt.
[18:03] ---
    Who knows what'll happen
    if I leave you here?
[18:06] ---
    Yay! Thanks!
[18:08] ---
    She is, without a doubt, a tsundere.
[18:19] ---
    Cleaning is such a chore,
    but you seem to be having fun.
[18:23] ---
    Because I'm with you, Koshitan!
[18:25] ---
    Huh?! That's too much. We're just cleaning.
[18:29] ---
    Even cleaning can be fun
    when you do it with a friend.
[18:35] ---
    It looks much cleaner already!
[18:38] ---
    Ukai-sensei?
[18:39] ---
    Sensei, notsu!
[18:41] ---
    Hey there, notsu!
[18:43] ---
    Did you help her, Koshi-san?
[18:45] ---
    Thank you! It must've been hard.
[18:47] ---
    Not at all! It was a piece of cake.
[18:50] ---
    I'm so glad you'll be joining
    the Deer Club too, Koshi-san!
[18:54] ---
    Of course— What now?
[18:57] ---
    Deer Club?
[18:58] ---
    Just as I promised,
    feel free to use this room as you like!
[19:02] ---
    Hooray!
[19:03] ---
    Wait! What in the world is the Deer Club?
    And who said I'd be joining?
[19:07] ---
    What? You didn't hear about it?
[19:09] ---
    I founded a Deer Club!
[19:12] ---
    What the hell kinda club is that?
[19:15] ---
    I promised her that if she cleaned up
    this place, she could use it as a club room.
[19:20] ---
    - Right?
    - Right?
[19:21] ---
    "Right," my butt!
[19:23] ---
    More importantly, I can't be seen
     in a crazy club like this!
[19:28] ---
    I'm so relieved.
[19:30] ---
    You're so responsible and caring, Koshi-san.
[19:32] ---
    Like a reliable older sister!
[19:35] ---
    You're so cheerful and kind,
    so this is bound to be a fun club.
[19:38] ---
    It'll be like home for us!
[19:41] ---
    You're also very smart,
    so you might win some kind of award!
[19:44] ---
    We might even get to the nationals!
[19:48] ---
    With you on board, I'm sure
    the Deer Club will do incredible things!
[19:53] ---
    Leave it to me!
[19:54] ---
    Koshitan is a pushover.
[19:56] ---
    Okay, Shikanoko-san,
    please fill in the club approval form.
[19:59] ---
    'Kay!
[20:01] ---
    Club name, Deer Club.
[20:03] ---
    Club president, Koshi Torako.
[20:05] ---
    Activities, mainly taking care of deer.
[20:08] ---
    Wait a minute!
    Why am I the club president?
[20:12] ---
    - You're the president, Koshitan.
    - You're the president, Koshi-san.
[20:14] ---
    How am I the odd one out here?
[20:16] ---
    It's the Deer Club, right?
[20:18] ---
    There's a literal deer girl right here.
    Why not make her president?
[20:22] ---
    I see what you mean.
[20:24] ---
    But here it says that
    the Deer Club mainly takes care of deer.
[20:29] ---
    Huh? Yes, it does...
SIGN    Club member
[20:30] ---
    I'll be the Deer Club's
    resident deer, you see.
[20:34] ---
    The Deer Club's resident deer?
SIGN    Deer
[20:35] ---
    And the president cares for her!
[20:38] ---
    That's you, Koshitan!
[20:39] ---
    I'm not on board with that.
[20:41] ---
    What kind of club takes care of deer?
    Is this an agricultural school?
[20:45] ---
    Here. Submitted!
[20:47] ---
    Okay! And submission accepted!
[20:50] ---
    That easily?!
[20:52] ---
    President, I'm counting on you
    to look after Shikanoko-san.
[20:56] ---
    I'll be in your care.
[20:59] ---
    Okay.
[21:00] ---
    Having said,
    "Leave it to me!" with a smile,
[21:03] ---
    it was too late for Koshitan to back down.
SIGN    DEER CLUB
    SEEKING NEW CLUB MEMBERS
[21:06] ---
    The Deer Club is born! Yay!
[21:09] ---
    This is an incredible turn
    of events for one single day.
[21:14] ---
    I'll bring more deer crackers tomorrow!
[21:19] ---
    Well, whatever.
[21:21] ---
    I guess you can get started
    by giving me a good brushing.
[21:24] ---
    You've gotta be kidding!
[21:26] ---
    And what's with the weird brush?
[21:28] ---
    It's for animals.
[21:32] ---
    Fine! Let's just get it over with.
[21:35] ---
    Notsu!
[21:36] ---
    Damn it. Why me?
[21:47] ---
    Damn it... Am I going to
    have to do this all the time?
[21:55] ---
    Damn you, you vermin!
[21:58] ---
    Y-Yikes!
[22:00] ---
    I have no idea what's going on,
[22:01] ---
    but it appears
    the Deer Club's fight is just beginning!