# Season 1
# E1 - Girl Meets Deer
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN2PM0/girl-meets-deer)
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**[00:02] ---**
*Once again, the maidens gather
in the gardens of Acala*
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*and cross the Tama River with smiles
as pure as those of the Shinsengumi.*
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*Their bodies and hearts, never once
sullied, are clad in pure white clothes.*
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*The pleats of their skirts
without a single wrinkle,*
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*their blue sailor scarves
bothered not by the wind.*
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*They walk slowly and delicately.*
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*Metropolitan Hinominami High School,
the garden of the maidens.*
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*(It's a coed school, though.)*
**[00:35] ---**
Good morning to you, lovely viewers!
***SIGN*** Girl Meets Deer
**[02:23] ---**
It's still so cold.
**[02:25] ---**
It rained yesterday, too.
**[02:31] ---**
Be careful, it's slippery. Are you okay?
**[02:37] ---**
Th-Thank you very much!
**[02:40] ---**
You're welcome.
**[02:45] ---**
*Koshi Torako, a second-year student
at Metropolitan Hinominami High,*
**[02:49] ---**
*president of the student council
as well as Class 2-B's student rep.*
**[02:52] ---**
*She's attractive, smart,
and good at sports.*
**[02:57] ---**
*She's revered as the perfect girl at both school and around town.*
**[03:01] ---**
She's wonderful!
**[03:06] ---**
*Just as I planned.*
**[03:08] ---**
*But Koshi Torako, whose high school life
seems to be going so well,*
**[03:12] ---**
*has a secret she can't
tell anyone. And it's that...*
**[03:16] ---**
*She's a former delinquent!*
**[03:17] ---**
I'm the one they call
the Wild Beast of Tokyo's Hino City!
**[03:21] ---**
*My dark past of being a delinquent,
influenced by shonen manga.*
**[03:25] ---**
*If I get caught,*
**[03:27] ---**
*all the effort I put into my high
school debut being an honor student*
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*will go down the drain!*
**[03:32] ---**
*Not that anyone could ever see
through my perfect disguise, though.*
**[03:36] ---**
*That's what she thought.
Until today, anyway.*
**[03:50] ---**
Are you kidding me?
A suicide by hanging in episode one?!
**[03:53] ---**
I'm glad we're a late-night anime!
**[03:55] ---**
Not that it makes this any better!
**[03:57] ---**
Should I call the police? A doctor?
**[03:58] ---**
Detective Conan? No... Hajime-chan!
**[04:08] ---**
She's alive?
**[04:10] ---**
What? If it's not suicide,
why is she hanging from a place like that?
**[04:14] ---**
She has antlers?
**[04:16] ---**
Must be those things they sell at that
Mouse-land place in Tokyo... I mean Chiba!
**[04:20] ---**
But those would come right off, right?
**[04:22] ---**
Which means those are real antlers?
**[04:25] ---**
Deer antlers, by the looks of it.
**[04:27] ---**
Is she supposed to be a deer?!
**[04:29] ---**
Even if she is, aren't male deer
the only ones that grow antlers?
***SIGN*** Male
***SIGN*** Female
***SIGN*** UMA Deer Woman
**[04:33] ---**
Is she some kind of new UMA?
***SIGN*** The Mysterious Deer Woman
**[04:35] ---**
Or a monster from an evil organization?
**[04:37] ---**
*Either way, that's an
incredible amount of snot.*
**[04:40] ---**
*Current temperature is 12°C.*
**[04:42] ---**
Gross!
**[04:43] ---**
And now, animals have started to gather,
thinking she's carrion!
**[04:49] ---**
You want a piece of me?
**[04:50] ---**
You wanna piece of me, huh? Come at me!
**[04:53] ---**
*Why is she trying to pick a fight
in this situation?*
**[04:55] ---**
*Should I help her?*
**[05:03] ---**
*She's staring hard at me!*
**[05:05] ---**
*The intensity of her gaze!*
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*If I get caught up in this, I'll be late!*
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*Honor students cannot be late!*
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*I'll have to pretend I didn't see her*
**[05:16] ---**
*and hurry to school.*
**[05:18] ---**
You're going to leave me here?
**[05:19] ---**
After seeing me like this,
you're still leaving me here?
**[05:23] ---**
M-Me? Of course not!
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Not to mention, you just
somehow ended up there, right?
**[05:29] ---**
I'm running late.
I don't really have time to play.
**[05:33] ---**
Tomorrow, the news will say,
**[05:34] ---**
"A high schooler from Hino
got caught in power lines and died."
**[05:40] ---**
From now on, you'll remember my face
**[05:42] ---**
when you go down
this street every morning.
**[05:46] ---**
You'll regret this every day, thinking,
"I should've helped her that day."
**[05:53] ---**
Okay! Fine!
**[05:57] ---**
I'm alive!
**[05:58] ---**
*This girl is freakin' heavy!*
**[06:01] ---**
You bastard—
**[06:03] ---**
Miss, what were you doing up there?
**[06:06] ---**
I woke up this morning and there I was.
I wonder why.
**[06:09] ---**
Seriously, tell me why!
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Thank you so much for helping me,
**[06:14] ---**
Miss Delinquent.
**[06:16] ---**
Don't mention it.
**[06:18] ---**
"Miss Delinquent"?
**[06:20] ---**
Huh?! Who do you think you're talking to?!
**[06:23] ---**
You, Miss!
**[06:25] ---**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[06:26] ---**
Me? With this beautiful
and composed womanly appearance?
**[06:30] ---**
A delinquent? Th-That's not possible!
**[06:34] ---**
Really?
**[06:38] ---**
But you smell like one.
**[06:40] ---**
Smell like what?
**[06:41] ---**
My antlers are reacting, too.
**[06:45] ---**
What kind of sensor is that?
**[06:47] ---**
*I have to get away from this girl.*
**[06:50] ---**
I-It must be your imagination.
You may be mistaking me for someone else.
**[06:54] ---**
I'd better get going.
Try not to get stuck again, okay?
**[06:59] ---**
*That was close.*
**[07:01] ---**
*I thought my disguise was perfect.*
**[07:03] ---**
*How did she...?*
**[07:10] ---**
*Who the hell was that girl?*
**[07:12] ---**
Be seated, everyone.
**[07:16] ---**
I'd like to introduce
a transfer student today.
**[07:21] ---**
*A transfer student?
I have a bad feeling about this.*
**[07:25] ---**
Come on in.
**[07:26] ---**
Coming!
**[07:30] ---**
*I knew it!*
**[07:34] ---**
Huh?
**[07:35] ---**
Wh-Why are you stuck again already?
Learn from your mistakes!
**[08:20] ---**
*You're kidding, right?!*
**[08:22] ---**
Please introduce yourself, Shikanoko-san.
**[08:24] ---**
Notsu! I'm Shikanoko Noko. Call me Nokotan!
**[08:28] ---**
Nokotan!
**[08:31] ---**
What a funny girl.
**[08:33] ---**
What a deer.
**[08:35] ---**
*Why is everyone welcoming her like that?
Am I the weird one here?*
**[08:38] ---**
As for your seat...
The desk next to Koshi-san is open!
**[08:43] ---**
*A common trope in school anime,
the conveniently-empty seat.*
**[08:47] ---**
*This is bad. If she says something weird*
**[08:50] ---**
*my high school life will be over!*
**[08:53] ---**
*I have to make the first move.*
**[08:55] ---**
Good morning!
**[08:57] ---**
Hey, I saw you this morning.
**[08:58] ---**
So you're a transfer student?
**[09:01] ---**
I'm Koshi Torako. If you have
any questions, feel free to ask.
**[09:05] ---**
Thanks!
**[09:07] ---**
*Wait, maybe this will be okay after all.*
**[09:10] ---**
*I guess I didn't need to worry so much.*
**[09:13] ---**
You can call me whatever you like.
**[09:16] ---**
Whatever I like?
**[09:17] ---**
*I was just overthinking things.*
**[09:19] ---**
Okay!
**[09:20] ---**
Miss Delinquent!
**[09:22] ---**
*Miss Delinquent...*
**[09:48] ---**
Huh?
**[09:49] ---**
Let's be friends, Miss Delinquent!
**[09:52] ---**
Koshi-san is a delinquent?
**[09:54] ---**
Koshi-san, of all people?!
**[09:55] ---**
There must be a mistake!
**[09:57] ---**
*Hello?! A deer just joined our class
and you're choosing to focus on this?!*
**[10:02] ---**
W-Wait, a delinquent?
What are you talking about?
**[10:05] ---**
Please don't make false allegations.
**[10:07] ---**
My primal instincts are telling me
you're a delinquent.
**[10:11] ---**
Are you a wild animal?!
**[10:13] ---**
Also, you're a virgin.
**[10:18] ---**
My antlers are reacting, too.
**[10:20] ---**
What kind of system is that anyway?!
**[10:22] ---**
Koshi-san's a virgin?
**[10:24] ---**
I knew it!
**[10:26] ---**
Really?
**[10:27] ---**
*Stay out of this, you extras!*
**[10:30] ---**
Wh-What proof do you have
that I'm a virgin?
**[10:33] ---**
What? So you're not a virgin?
**[10:45] ---**
Well... that's...
**[10:48] ---**
*Virginity confirmed.*
***SIGN*** VIRGIN
***SIGN*** NARA PARK TODAI-JI
***SIGN*** NARA PARK KOFUKU-JI
**[11:01] ---**
It's Koshi-san!
**[11:02] ---**
She looks beautiful as always!
**[11:07] ---**
*My disgraceful past was
just about to come to light,*
**[11:10] ---**
*but it looks like I'm safe for now.*
**[11:12] ---**
*Though I can't let my guard down!*
**[11:14] ---**
*I have to make sure that deer
won't expose me as a former delinquent!*
**[11:20] ---**
*To accomplish that,*
**[11:22] ---**
*I must make my move
before she opens her mouth again.*
**[11:28] ---**
*Who put this mountain of snacks here?*
**[11:32] ---**
Wait a minute... The way they're wrapped...
These are deer crackers!
**[11:36] ---**
*"Deer crackers."*
**[11:37] ---**
*The soul food of Nara Prefecture.*
**[11:39] ---**
*(Opinions may vary.)*
**[11:41] ---**
*Students on their graduation trips
often eat them for laughs,*
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*but much like their taste, the joke
is a bit bland, and usually falls flat.*
**[11:50] ---**
*Who would do this?*
**[12:04] ---**
*It was her for sure!*
**[12:07] ---**
*Is that drool? What is she, a Merlion?*
**[12:10] ---**
Excuse me, Shikanoko-san. What is this?
**[12:14] ---**
I'm returning the favor.
**[12:16] ---**
That's not what your face says.
**[12:17] ---**
You... whoopsies.
You saved me this morning, right?
**[12:22] ---**
That's to say thanks.
**[12:25] ---**
That was no big deal.
I don't need repayment.
**[12:28] ---**
What? Not satisfied with deer crackers?
**[12:31] ---**
That's not the problem.
**[12:34] ---**
Besides, why are you
suddenly being condescending?
**[12:36] ---**
How about I give you an antler then?
**[12:39] ---**
They come off?
**[12:40] ---**
Here.
**[12:41] ---**
*I don't want that!*
**[12:43] ---**
You can even eat them.
**[12:47] ---**
D-Does it have a taste?
Not that I'm going to try it...
**[12:51] ---**
No taste, no smell, super hard.
**[12:53] ---**
But you eat it anyway?!
**[12:56] ---**
If that's not enough... This is just for you.
**[12:59] ---**
I said I don't want it!
**[13:00] ---**
Maybe I'm not in the position to say this,
**[13:03] ---**
but you're ruining your own identity!
**[13:06] ---**
Without your antlers,
you're just a regular high school girl!
**[13:09] ---**
For the one who saved my life,
**[13:11] ---**
I'm willing to
put my character on the line!
**[13:14] ---**
Calm down!
It's too early to abandon your character!
**[13:16] ---**
*It's still the first episode.*
**[13:18] ---**
You don't want my crackers or my antlers.
**[13:22] ---**
*They just stick back on?*
**[13:24] ---**
Could it be?! What you're after is...
**[13:27] ---**
Me?!
***SIGN*** Me = Venison
**[13:30] ---**
Why do you assume
I want deer-related things?!
**[13:32] ---**
Fine! Just eat me!
**[13:34] ---**
I'm not gonna eat you!
And who are those guys?
**[13:37] ---**
I don't have anything else to give you!
**[13:40] ---**
Look. As you can see,
I don't have any money.
**[13:43] ---**
You have more crackers?
**[13:46] ---**
Please. I have nothing left to give.
**[13:50] ---**
Why are you acting like
I'm extorting you?!
**[13:53] ---**
And for crackers?
**[13:55] ---**
*Crap, I let my true self show.*
**[13:58] ---**
Hey Nokotan,
are you and Koshi-san friends?
**[14:01] ---**
You sure look like it!
**[14:04] ---**
Huh? "Nokotan"?
**[14:09] ---**
That's my nickname! Cute, isn't it?
**[14:11] ---**
*Wow, you're annoying.*
**[14:13] ---**
You see, I was stuck on a utility pole
this morning, and Miss Delin—
**[14:16] ---**
Shikanoko-san!
I remembered the teacher called for you!
***SIGN*** NO RUNNING IN THE HALLWAY
**[14:22] ---**
Oh, my. Koshitan, what are you thinking?
Bringing me to a place like this...
***SIGN*** UNDER MAINTENANCE STUDENT COUNCIL
**[14:28] ---**
How bold of you.
**[14:30] ---**
What are you imagining?!
**[14:32] ---**
Oh? That's what I should be asking you.
**[14:37] ---**
What? I-I'm not...
**[14:41] ---**
Koshitan...
**[14:43] ---**
Such a virgin.
**[14:44] ---**
Shut up!
**[14:45] ---**
And why are you calling me Koshitan?
**[14:48] ---**
It's your nickname.
**[14:49] ---**
We're Nokotan and Koshitan. Nice, right?
**[14:51] ---**
Are we some kind of comedy duo?
**[14:53] ---**
Who said you could give me a nickname?
**[14:56] ---**
Then we'll go with Miss Delinq—
**[14:58] ---**
Koshitan is fine.
**[14:59] ---**
*It was fine after all.*
**[15:02] ---**
That doesn't matter anyway.
**[15:05] ---**
Now, about my true identity.
**[15:07] ---**
Do you promise
you'll never tell anyone, ever?
**[15:12] ---**
I happen to be an honor
student at this school
**[15:15] ---**
and it'd be troublesome
if anyone found out.
**[15:21] ---**
If you say anything,
it won't end well for you.
**[15:24] ---**
Got it?
***SIGN*** UNDER MAINTENANCE STUDENT COUNCIL
**[15:28] ---**
Your true identity...
**[15:30] ---**
Does that mean that you're actually a virgin?
**[15:33] ---**
You're... not wrong, but no!
**[15:36] ---**
Damn it... Where do you
get off teasing me like that?
**[15:40] ---**
Listen up! Those antlers
better be your only joke!
**[15:46] ---**
You're right...
These antlers are kinda weird.
***SIGN*** SHE'S INDOORS
**[15:52] ---**
Well... no...
**[15:54] ---**
A girl with antlers is totally gross.
**[15:59] ---**
What even is a deer, anyway?
**[16:02] ---**
I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable.
**[16:04] ---**
*I see...*
**[16:06] ---**
*She's lived through years
of people talking about her appearance.*
**[16:09] ---**
*And yet I...*
**[16:11] ---**
*Forget being an honor student.
I've failed at being a human!*
**[16:16] ---**
I... I'm sorry!
I don't care about your antlers!
**[16:21] ---**
How about this?
**[16:24] ---**
*Koshitan, frozen with fear,*
**[16:25] ---**
*was unable to ask where the horns started.*
**[16:32] ---**
*Today was exhausting.*
**[16:34] ---**
*I still have to study for tomorrow.*
***SIGN*** CREAK! CRASH!
**[16:39] ---**
What was that?
**[16:41] ---**
From over there?
**[16:44] ---**
Excuse me! Is anyone in there?
**[16:47] ---**
I just heard a loud noise and...
***SIGN*** DEER
**[16:56] ---**
Do I call the police?! A doctor?!
**[16:58] ---**
Detective Conan? Er, no... Hajime-chan!
**[17:01] ---**
Hey, Koshitan!
**[17:03] ---**
Shikanoko-san, is that blood?
Did something happen?
**[17:09] ---**
Oops, my bad.
**[17:11] ---**
I fell from the ladder
and scraped my knee!
**[17:28] ---**
What about your head?!
**[17:33] ---**
What a cute bandage.
**[17:35] ---**
Shut up!
**[17:36] ---**
What are you doing in this
abandoned warehouse anyway?
**[17:41] ---**
I was cleaning.
**[17:42] ---**
Cleaning? All by yourself?
**[17:44] ---**
Yep! Thanks, Koshitan!
**[17:47] ---**
All right, back to work!
**[17:57] ---**
Fine. I'll help you.
**[18:00] ---**
What? You will?
**[18:01] ---**
Y-You're hurt.
**[18:03] ---**
Who knows what'll happen
if I leave you here?
**[18:06] ---**
Yay! Thanks!
**[18:08] ---**
*She is, without a doubt, a tsundere.*
**[18:19] ---**
Cleaning is such a chore,
but you seem to be having fun.
**[18:23] ---**
Because I'm with you, Koshitan!
**[18:25] ---**
Huh?! That's too much. We're just cleaning.
**[18:29] ---**
Even cleaning can be fun
when you do it with a friend.
**[18:35] ---**
It looks much cleaner already!
**[18:38] ---**
Ukai-sensei?
**[18:39] ---**
Sensei, notsu!
**[18:41] ---**
Hey there, notsu!
**[18:43] ---**
Did you help her, Koshi-san?
**[18:45] ---**
Thank you! It must've been hard.
**[18:47] ---**
Not at all! It was a piece of cake.
**[18:50] ---**
I'm so glad you'll be joining
the Deer Club too, Koshi-san!
**[18:54] ---**
Of course— What now?
**[18:57] ---**
Deer Club?
**[18:58] ---**
Just as I promised,
feel free to use this room as you like!
**[19:02] ---**
Hooray!
**[19:03] ---**
Wait! What in the world is the Deer Club?
And who said I'd be joining?
**[19:07] ---**
What? You didn't hear about it?
**[19:09] ---**
I founded a Deer Club!
**[19:12] ---**
*What the hell kinda club is that?*
**[19:15] ---**
I promised her that if she cleaned up
this place, she could use it as a club room.
**[19:20] ---**
- Right?
- Right?
**[19:21] ---**
*"Right," my butt!*
**[19:23] ---**
*More importantly, I can't be seen
in a crazy club like this!*
**[19:28] ---**
I'm so relieved.
**[19:30] ---**
You're so responsible and caring, Koshi-san.
**[19:32] ---**
Like a reliable older sister!
**[19:35] ---**
You're so cheerful and kind,
so this is bound to be a fun club.
**[19:38] ---**
It'll be like home for us!
**[19:41] ---**
You're also very smart,
so you might win some kind of award!
**[19:44] ---**
We might even get to the nationals!
**[19:48] ---**
With you on board, I'm sure
the Deer Club will do incredible things!
**[19:53] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[19:54] ---**
*Koshitan is a pushover.*
**[19:56] ---**
Okay, Shikanoko-san,
please fill in the club approval form.
**[19:59] ---**
'Kay!
**[20:01] ---**
Club name, Deer Club.
**[20:03] ---**
Club president, Koshi Torako.
**[20:05] ---**
Activities, mainly taking care of deer.
**[20:08] ---**
Wait a minute!
Why am I the club president?
**[20:12] ---**
- You're the president, Koshitan.
- You're the president, Koshi-san.
**[20:14] ---**
How am I the odd one out here?
**[20:16] ---**
It's the Deer Club, right?
**[20:18] ---**
There's a literal deer girl right here.
Why not make her president?
**[20:22] ---**
I see what you mean.
**[20:24] ---**
But here it says that
the Deer Club mainly takes care of deer.
**[20:29] ---**
Huh? Yes, it does...
***SIGN*** Club member
**[20:30] ---**
I'll be the Deer Club's
resident deer, you see.
**[20:34] ---**
The Deer Club's resident deer?
***SIGN*** Deer
**[20:35] ---**
And the president cares for her!
**[20:38] ---**
That's you, Koshitan!
**[20:39] ---**
*I'm not on board with that.*
**[20:41] ---**
*What kind of club takes care of deer?
Is this an agricultural school?*
**[20:45] ---**
Here. Submitted!
**[20:47] ---**
Okay! And submission accepted!
**[20:50] ---**
That easily?!
**[20:52] ---**
President, I'm counting on you
to look after Shikanoko-san.
**[20:56] ---**
I'll be in your care.
**[20:59] ---**
Okay.
**[21:00] ---**
*Having said,
"Leave it to me!" with a smile,*
**[21:03] ---**
*it was too late for Koshitan to back down.*
***SIGN*** DEER CLUB
SEEKING NEW CLUB MEMBERS
**[21:06] ---**
The Deer Club is born! Yay!
**[21:09] ---**
*This is an incredible turn
of events for one single day.*
**[21:14] ---**
I'll bring more deer crackers tomorrow!
**[21:19] ---**
Well, whatever.
**[21:21] ---**
I guess you can get started
by giving me a good brushing.
**[21:24] ---**
You've gotta be kidding!
**[21:26] ---**
And what's with the weird brush?
**[21:28] ---**
It's for animals.
**[21:32] ---**
Fine! Let's just get it over with.
**[21:35] ---**
Notsu!
**[21:36] ---**
Damn it. Why me?
**[21:47] ---**
Damn it... Am I going to
have to do this all the time?
**[21:55] ---**
Damn you, you vermin!
**[21:58] ---**
*Y-Yikes!*
**[22:00] ---**
*I have no idea what's going on,*
**[22:01] ---**
*but it appears
the Deer Club's fight is just beginning!*
# E2 - Deer Meets Darkness Girl
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ7MWK/deer-meets-darkness-girl)
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**[00:19] ---**
I made it!
**[01:59] ---**
Deer Meets Darkness Girl
**[02:10] ---**
*Introducing once more,
Koshi Torako, former delinquent.*
**[02:17] ---**
*Covering up her past upon joining high school,
she climbed the ranks as an honor student*
**[02:21] ---**
*and is now president of
the student council, as well as class rep.*
**[02:26] ---**
*However a transfer deer (?) named
Shikanoko Noko revealed her past,*
**[02:31] ---**
*revealed that she was a virgin,*
**[02:33] ---**
*and because she was a total pushover,*
**[02:35] ---**
*she was duped into becoming
the president of the mysterious Deer Club.*
**[02:39] ---**
*And once again, she reluctantly
heads to the club.*
**[02:43] ---**
Yay! It's time for Deer Club!
**[02:45] ---**
*Maybe she doesn't sound reluctant?*
**[02:47] ---**
Well, it's not like I'm actually
looking forward to going to the club.
**[02:51] ---**
*Oh? Then what is it?*
**[02:53] ---**
When I gave the clubhouse
a little makeover this morning,
**[02:57] ---**
it turned out so good!
**[02:59] ---**
But it's not like I'm *super excited*
for club activities today
**[03:04] ---**
or anything like that.
**[03:07] ---**
*Is that so?*
**[03:09] ---**
*It's the president's job to make
the clubhouse a comfortable place.*
**[03:12] ---**
*I can't wait to see how she reacts!*
**[03:15] ---**
You're amazing, Koshitan!
I was wrong about you!
**[03:17] ---**
Of course!
**[03:19] ---**
All that's left is the wallpaper...
Oh! And maybe I'll get a cabinet!
**[03:23] ---**
There's still so much to be done!
**[03:27] ---**
Just you wait! It'll be my own utopia!
***SIGN*** I won't forgive you, Deer
**[03:41] ---**
*And thus, the utopia came to an end.*
**[03:46] ---**
Kumagoro!
**[03:48] ---**
Wh-What is this? My utopia!
**[03:52] ---**
The utopia I spent my life savings on
and four hours of my morning!
**[03:59] ---**
*She woke up at 3 AM.*
**[04:01] ---**
Are you okay, Koshitan?
**[04:04] ---**
It's dangerous there. Come over here.
**[04:07] ---**
You! Did you do this?!
**[04:10] ---**
Did you do this to my utopia?!
**[04:14] ---**
Hm? What are you talking about?
**[04:15] ---**
It was already like this when I got here.
**[04:20] ---**
Also, this room is dangerous.
**[04:23] ---**
What do you mean?
**[04:24] ---**
Someone's trying to kill me today.
**[04:28] ---**
Who? And why?
**[04:30] ---**
I don't know.
**[04:31] ---**
But it's probably the same person
who trashed our room.
**[04:35] ---**
*I fell into a five-meter-deep pitfall
on the way to school,*
**[04:38] ---**
*spears came falling out of the sky,*
**[04:40] ---**
*and there were plastic bottles
filled with water everywhere.*
**[04:43] ---**
How are you still alive?!
Didn't a spear stab you in the head?!
**[04:46] ---**
And water bottles? Not even cats are
scared of those anymore!
**[04:51] ---**
And my antlers totally
got stuck in the door, too!
**[04:54] ---**
You broke it again?!
**[04:56] ---**
Anyway! I'm telling you,
this place is dangerous!
**[04:58] ---**
Now, calm down.
**[05:00] ---**
Just think about it.
There's no way someone's after you.
**[05:03] ---**
You think so?
**[05:04] ---**
Of course.
**[05:05] ---**
Let's just step outside,
get some fresh air and think calmly—
**[05:12] ---**
Hey, how could you step
out of cover so carelessly?
**[05:16] ---**
This is a battlefield!
**[05:17] ---**
Who are you?!
**[05:18] ---**
I thought I taught you that
carelessness will get you killed!
**[05:21] ---**
You never taught me a damn thing!
I was born in the Heisei era of peace!
**[05:25] ---**
But more importantly,
is someone seriously after you?
**[05:28] ---**
Looks like it.
**[05:29] ---**
Man, screw this! I'm leaving!
**[05:31] ---**
What?! You're going to abandon
your teacher and run away?!
**[05:35] ---**
Shut up! Since when am I your student?
**[05:39] ---**
I'm done getting caught up
in all this annoying—
**[05:45] ---**
Koshitan, is your head all right?
**[05:47] ---**
*That's not an insult.*
**[05:48] ---**
Who the hell are you?
**[05:50] ---**
Give me back my utopia!
**[05:54] ---**
*Now she's pissed.*
**[05:55] ---**
You're going down!
**[05:58] ---**
I don't care if you're
a soldier or an assassin.
**[06:01] ---**
Bring it on!
**[06:19] ---**
Crap! Grenade! Get down!
**[06:23] ---**
Deer crackers?!
**[06:26] ---**
Hey! It's a trap!
**[06:29] ---**
Wait, you moron! Wait, wait, wait!
**[06:33] ---**
What, Koshitan?!
**[06:34] ---**
Open your eyes! It's a trap!
It's the trap of all traps!
**[06:38] ---**
What kind of idiot drools
and walks right into a trap?!
**[06:42] ---**
- A trap...
- Shikanoko?
**[06:45] ---**
Long, long ago, a deer was asked,
**[06:48] ---**
"Why do deer eat deer crackers?"
**[06:51] ---**
This is how they answered.
**[06:54] ---**
"Because there are
deer crackers before me!"
**[07:07] ---**
Shikanoko!
**[07:09] ---**
*I'm sorry, Koshitan.*
**[07:11] ---**
*But I love deer crackers
more than anything in this world!*
**[07:19] ---**
Yippee!
**[07:27] ---**
Well, I messed up.
**[07:29] ---**
I told you that this was a trap—
**[07:31] ---**
I lost a little speed at the end
and couldn't reach the deer crackers!
**[07:35] ---**
You're still on that?!
**[07:39] ---**
Hey! You over there trying to get me!
**[07:41] ---**
I know you can hear me!
**[07:43] ---**
My name is Nokotan! Show yourself!
**[07:46] ---**
I accept this fight fair and square!
**[07:49] ---**
Haven't you lost already?
**[07:51] ---**
*The deer's distant cry of defeat.*
**[07:53] ---**
And bring me more deer crackers, please!
**[07:56] ---**
You're asking them for favors?
**[07:58] ---**
You're quite bold for a pest.
**[08:01] ---**
I planned to exterminate you earlier
**[08:04] ---**
but my calculations were all wrong.
**[08:07] ---**
A fight? I'll happily accept.
**[08:09] ---**
I'll send you on your way to hell.
**[08:12] ---**
*This girl...*
**[08:13] ---**
*I've managed to survive countless battles*
**[08:17] ---**
*but she was able to capture me with ease.*
**[08:19] ---**
*She's on another level.*
**[08:20] ---**
Who the hell are you?!
**[08:22] ---**
- Anko?
- Anko?
**[08:24] ---**
What the hell are you doing here?
**[08:28] ---**
Onee-chan!
**[08:31] ---**
I missed you so much!
**[08:33] ---**
You missed me?
You see me at home every day.
**[08:36] ---**
I want to be with you 365 days a year,
24 hours a day, every minute and second!
**[08:42] ---**
I can't get enough of your scent!
**[08:44] ---**
Cut it out, will you?
**[08:46] ---**
And why aren't you at school?
**[08:48] ---**
Even your angry face is so adorable!
I wuv you so much!
**[08:51] ---**
Are you even listening?
**[08:53] ---**
Who's she, Koshitan?
**[08:55] ---**
My bad, this is Koshi Anko.
**[08:58] ---**
My little sister.
**[08:59] ---**
Koshi... Anko... Red bean... paste!
**[09:04] ---**
You're imagining something
delicious, aren't you?
**[09:09] ---**
Don't stare at me like that, you vermin!
**[09:14] ---**
Shikanoko Noko. I cannot forgive you.
**[09:17] ---**
What's your deal with her?
**[09:20] ---**
Wait, did you do all this?
**[09:23] ---**
Yes. It was me.
**[09:26] ---**
Why would you...
**[09:27] ---**
It's all this deer's fault! All of it!
**[09:31] ---**
It's her fault you changed!
**[09:34] ---**
You used to come running home
to me after school.
**[09:39] ---**
To *you*? That's where we live as a family.
**[09:42] ---**
You've been coming home so late...
**[09:44] ---**
I'm always home by seven!
**[09:47] ---**
I followed you because I was curious
about why you were out so late
**[09:50] ---**
and you were alone with
that deer in your "club."
**[09:53] ---**
How obscene!
**[09:54] ---**
What's obscene is your damn way of thinking!
**[09:57] ---**
And you left early again this morning...
**[10:01] ---**
All you think about
is your little deer love nest!
**[10:04] ---**
That comfy couch, those cute rugs?!
Is all of that necessary for a club room?
**[10:09] ---**
Obscene! What were you two
planning on doing in there?!
**[10:12] ---**
W-Well...
**[10:14] ---**
*She wanted to retort, but couldn't admit
that the setup was for herself.*
**[10:17] ---**
You can't answer? Does that mean...
**[10:21] ---**
You slept together?
**[10:23] ---**
Of course not!
**[10:24] ---**
Are you mentally ill?
**[10:26] ---**
And what's with the kunai?!
Are you Iga? Koga? A Hokage?
**[10:30] ---**
Hey, help me out here.
**[10:33] ---**
Koshitan is my girl!
**[10:35] ---**
That's not helping!
**[10:36] ---**
Why are you complicating things?
That's not what's going on here!
**[10:41] ---**
I don't know if you're chunky or smooth,
but I will protect Koshitan!
**[10:44] ---**
You've done it now, you idiot!
**[10:47] ---**
I knew it! You took my
sister's virginity, didn't you?!
**[10:50] ---**
See?! I knew this would happen!
**[10:52] ---**
Do you know how hard I've been
protecting my sister's virginity?!
**[10:57] ---**
I don't remember asking for that.
**[11:00] ---**
I won't forgive you...
**[11:01] ---**
The deer that took my sister from me
**[11:04] ---**
and my sister who crossed
that line with a deer.
**[11:06] ---**
I haven't crossed any lines!
Not even the Chuo Line!
***SIGN*** Setting: Hino City
**[11:09] ---**
I belong by your side.
**[11:12] ---**
Anyone who stands in my way is my enemy.
**[11:15] ---**
That's why I decided to destroy it all.
**[11:19] ---**
Anko...
**[11:20] ---**
I thought that if I destroyed
this ridiculous Deer Club of yours
**[11:23] ---**
and exterminated that vermin,
my sister would come back home to me.
**[11:28] ---**
But I've changed my mind.
**[11:33] ---**
You mentioned something
about fighting fair and square, right?
**[11:36] ---**
That sounds fun. I accept.
**[11:40] ---**
But if I win,
**[11:42] ---**
you'll spend the rest of your life
as a deer at Nara Park.
**[11:46] ---**
Nara?
**[11:48] ---**
If I lose, I will accept the festering
relationship you have with my sister
**[11:52] ---**
and leave you alone.
**[11:54] ---**
You're gonna give people the wrong idea!
**[11:56] ---**
Pull yourself together, Anko.
**[11:59] ---**
This is ridiculous.
There's no point in fighting.
**[12:03] ---**
Why? It was the deer's idea.
**[12:07] ---**
That is true...
**[12:10] ---**
Fine. Let's fight.
**[12:13] ---**
Wait, are you serious?
**[12:15] ---**
If you become a Nara Park deer,
what will happen to the club?
**[12:20] ---**
Don't worry, Koshitan.
**[12:23] ---**
Trust me!
**[12:25] ---**
The Deer Club has a bond
harder than deer crackers!
**[12:29] ---**
Shikanoko...
**[12:32] ---**
What are you even talking about?!
**[12:34] ---**
Deer crackers aren't hard! They're flaky!
**[12:36] ---**
I have one condition, too.
**[12:39] ---**
What?
**[12:40] ---**
If I win the fight...
**[12:46] ---**
Give me tons of deer crackers.
**[12:48] ---**
Just go to Nara already!
**[12:50] ---**
*The Deer Club faces its first huge crisis!*
**[12:52] ---**
*What will happen to the club? To Nokotan?*
**[12:55] ---**
*The battle that will decide the fate of
Deer Club and deer crackers begins now!*
**[13:00] ---**
I'm deporting you to Nara Park immediately!
**[13:03] ---**
All the deer crackers I can eat...
**[13:06] ---**
Can I go home now?
***SIGN*** MIYAJIMA O-TORII
***SIGN*** MIYAJIMA ITSUKUSHIMA SHRINE
***SIGN*** 1st Hinominami High School
Chitty Chitty King of Koshi Torako Competition!!
**[13:16] ---**
The first-ever Hinominami High School Chitty
Chitty King of Koshi Torako Competition!
**[13:22] ---**
Let's introduce our competitors!
**[13:25] ---**
What the hell is this?!
**[13:27] ---**
Koshi Torako's little sister
with a fierce sister complex,
**[13:31] ---**
Koshi Anko-chan!
**[13:32] ---**
Does anything in this world even
matter other than me and my sister?
**[13:36] ---**
No, really! What is this?!
**[13:38] ---**
The Deer Club's resident deer,
Shikanoko Noko-san!
**[13:41] ---**
I'll do it for the deer crackers!
**[13:43] ---**
Are any of you listening to me?!
**[13:45] ---**
How do you feel about
the competitors, Koshi-san?
**[13:49] ---**
I... I'm so lost right now.
**[13:51] ---**
You sure sound excited!
**[13:53] ---**
Are my words reaching you at all?!
**[13:56] ---**
And today's grand prizes are...
**[13:58] ---**
For Anko-chan, the right to deport
Nokotan to Nara Park!
**[14:03] ---**
And for Nokotan,
a 100-year supply of deer crackers!
**[14:06] ---**
Where did you even get all of these?
**[14:08] ---**
And your host will be me, Ukai,
the advisor of the Deer Club!
**[14:13] ---**
Do teachers have nothing else to do?
**[14:16] ---**
All right! Let's get started!
**[14:18] ---**
You spent way too much money on this set.
**[14:21] ---**
Question one.
What does Koshi-san do every—
**[14:24] ---**
What does Koshi-san do
every night before bed?
**[14:28] ---**
She talks the plushies in her room
and gives them all a goodnight kiss.
**[14:33] ---**
Correct!
**[14:34] ---**
Stop! What kind of question is that?!
Why are you violating my privacy?!
**[14:39] ---**
Is that a bad thing?
**[14:40] ---**
Of course it is!
**[14:42] ---**
But it's making your fans
love you even more!
**[14:46] ---**
- She likes plushies?
- Adorable!
**[14:49] ---**
Fan for life!
**[14:50] ---**
That's not the issue here!
**[14:52] ---**
Here's a photo to prove it!
**[14:57] ---**
Privacy! My privacy!
**[14:59] ---**
Stop it with these questions!
**[15:02] ---**
- On to the second question!
- You're ignoring me?!
**[15:05] ---**
Is Koshi-san currently—
**[15:07] ---**
Tch!
**[15:08] ---**
Nokotan was quicker this time!
Your answer, please!
**[15:11] ---**
Is Koshitan currently without a bra?
**[15:14] ---**
The answer is she's wearing
a bra top, therefore, without a bra.
**[15:17] ---**
Again, what are these questions?!
**[15:24] ---**
Correct!
**[15:25] ---**
Y-You can't prove that without looking!
**[15:28] ---**
*Schrödinger's bra.*
**[15:30] ---**
Let's take a look at the footage!
**[15:35] ---**
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Seriously! Why do you have this footage?!
**[15:41] ---**
Question three!
**[15:42] ---**
Can I go home now?!
**[15:44] ---**
Koshi-san has da—
**[15:47] ---**
Koshi-san has dated
how many boys or girls in total?
**[15:51] ---**
The answer is zero!
**[15:53] ---**
Uh, I might have dated someone!
**[15:55] ---**
*She hasn't.*
**[15:58] ---**
Sorry, incorrect!
**[16:00] ---**
Koshi-san has dated
zero boys or girls in total,
**[16:06] ---**
but what is the reason for this?
**[16:08] ---**
Please answer in sixty characters or less.
**[16:10] ---**
Do you really need to dig that deep?!
**[16:14] ---**
The answer please, Anko-chan!
***SIGN*** Anko
**[16:18] ---**
Others dated as she waited for
her first love due to shojo manga brain rot.
**[16:29] ---**
*Exactly sixty characters.*
**[16:32] ---**
Correct!
**[16:33] ---**
Stop analyzing me!
**[16:35] ---**
*Her favorite manga magazine
is* Bessatsu Friend*.*
**[16:38] ---**
Question four!
**[16:40] ---**
What is Koshi-san's childhood secret?
**[16:44] ---**
She wet the bed until she was ten.
**[16:46] ---**
Correct!
**[16:47] ---**
Don't say that!
**[16:49] ---**
What is something that Koshi-san
surprisingly likes?
**[16:51] ---**
- She likes kids' anime.
- Correct!
**[16:54] ---**
Why is that surprising? Who cares?
**[16:57] ---**
Question five! What is Koshi-san's—
**[16:59] ---**
- Egg on rice!
- Correct!
**[17:01] ---**
How were you able to answer that?!
**[17:09] ---**
What's happened here?
**[17:11] ---**
The contestants are locked in a tie!
**[17:15] ---**
How much longer are they going to
violate my privacy?
**[17:21] ---**
Something isn't right!
**[17:23] ---**
Why does this freaky deer
know so much about my sister?
**[17:26] ---**
There must be something going on!
**[17:29] ---**
I know! She's connected to the all-deer
network, Shika Shika Network (SSN)!
**[17:34] ---**
It's collecting my sister's data,
sending it to the supercomputer Shikagaku
**[17:39] ---**
to be analyzed and
transmitted to her antlers!
**[17:42] ---**
Now, I'll have to show you my true power!
**[17:49] ---**
You've let your guard down.
I have plenty more traps left!
**[17:53] ---**
*Doesn't this make
the quiz completely pointless?*
**[17:56] ---**
*Koshitan's privacy
was violated for nothing.*
**[17:59] ---**
I'll make Shish Kebab out of you
before I send you to Nara Park!
**[18:08] ---**
You can dodge them?!
**[18:10] ---**
What is up with this deer?
**[18:11] ---**
Take my knives like an adult!
**[18:13] ---**
Take this! And this!
**[18:15] ---**
*I'm tired. No one's looking.
Maybe I'll just leave.*
**[18:20] ---**
You vermin!
**[18:24] ---**
Onee-chan!
**[18:39] ---**
Shikanoko!
**[18:41] ---**
Hey, Shikanoko!
**[18:45] ---**
Koshitan... I'm getting really sleepy...
**[18:49] ---**
What are you saying?!
Stay with me, Shikanoko!
**[18:53] ---**
Open your eyes, Shikanoko! Shikanoko!
**[18:58] ---**
Why?
**[19:00] ---**
Following me around,
making me join your club...
**[19:04] ---**
Getting us into this mess...
**[19:07] ---**
How dare you...
**[19:08] ---**
How dare you just leave me like this?!
**[20:01] ---**
Notsu!
**[20:09] ---**
Shikanoko, you're alive!
**[20:15] ---**
I'm glad you're alive, but how?
**[20:23] ---**
Earlier...
**[20:30] ---**
It looks like the crackers protected me.
**[20:33] ---**
What is this, an old movie?
**[20:35] ---**
Deer crackers aren't even hard,
they're flaky!
**[20:39] ---**
Shikanoko.
**[20:42] ---**
Thank you for saving my sister.
**[20:45] ---**
This was my loss.
**[20:48] ---**
I was so foolishly blinded
by hate and anger,
**[20:51] ---**
I almost hurt my own sister.
**[20:53] ---**
I've failed as a little sister!
**[20:56] ---**
You're the one who should be by her si—
**[20:58] ---**
That's not true.
**[21:01] ---**
It's not true.
**[21:03] ---**
It was you, no...
**[21:05] ---**
Koshian, I was able to save your sister
thanks to the deer crackers you gave me.
**[21:10] ---**
You saved her life!
**[21:13] ---**
I think we can be good friends!
**[21:18] ---**
Can I call you Nokotan?
**[21:23] ---**
Of course!
**[21:25] ---**
Take care of my sister, okay, Nokotan?
**[21:29] ---**
Leave it to me, Koshian.
**[21:39] ---**
Nokotan! Koshian!
**[21:44] ---**
How lovely!
**[21:47] ---**
*In the end, Koshitan still had no idea
what was going on.*
**[21:54] ---**
*Starting tomorrow,
I'm going to wear a bra every day.*
***SIGN*** The next day
**[22:02] ---**
It's white today!
**[22:03] ---**
X-ray vision?!
# E3 - The New Student: Bashame
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU47E3X/the-new-student-bashame)
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**[00:03] Koshitan**
Crap. I took a slight detour,
and now I'm late.
***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
***SIGN*** Deer Club
**[00:12] Koshitan**
Sorry I'm late!
***SIGN*** Camera 1
***SIGN*** Camera 2
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
***SIGN*** Camera 3
***SIGN*** Camera 4
**[00:22] Koshitan**
A... A deer!
***SIGN*** The New Student: Bashame
**[02:06] Koshitan**
Wh-Wh-What the hell is a deer doing here?!
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[02:09] Koshitan**
Though, in a way, it's only natural
that deer would be in the Deer Club.
**[02:17] Koshitan**
In fact, they've been hanging around
pretty casually this whole time.
**[02:20] Koshitan**
Why the heck didn't I notice?
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[02:32] Koshitan**
Hey, stop eating our club's
supply of deer crackers!
**[02:35] Koshitan**
Hey, Shikanoko! Is this your doing?
**[02:40] Koshitan**
She's not here?
**[02:47] Koshitan**
Wait, is this deer...
**[02:55] Koshitan**
Shikanoko?!
**[02:56] Koshitan**
What're you messin' around for?!
**[02:57] Koshitan**
I know damn well you're Shikanoko!
So hurry up and turn back!
**[03:05] Koshitan**
She's not turning back?
**[03:07] Koshitan**
*I see. So she's mocking me.*
**[03:11] Koshitan**
*All right, then.*
**[03:13] Koshitan**
* I'll rip that deer hide of*
* a disguise right off of you!*
**[03:17] Koshitan**
Grasp.
**[03:18] Koshitan**
Take it off! Take off that costume!
**[03:21] Koshitan**
Did you really think I wouldn't
see through a mere disguise?!
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[03:42] Koshitan**
Man, I sure am thirsty.
**[03:45] Koshitan**
I mean, I did just go back and forth
**[03:47] Koshitan**
between the school building
and the clubhouse.
**[03:51] Koshitan**
Oh, yeah. I bought something you'd like.
**[03:57] Koshitan**
Ta-dah! A spring exclusive!
**[03:59] Koshitan**
The super-popular sakura-mochi-
flavored boba milk tea
**[04:02] Koshitan**
from the Hinominami High school store!
**[04:05] Koshitan**
But I guess you can't drink it as a deer.
**[04:08] Koshitan**
You poor thing. I'm even treating you, too.
**[04:14] Koshitan**
Well, if you can't drink it,
I guess I'll just have to drink both.
**[04:17] Koshitan**
You sure about this? I'm about
to have both bobalicious drinks.
**[04:21] Koshitan**
*She's ignoring me?!*
**[04:22] Koshitan**
* Damn it... I guess boba's*
* not enough to sway her.*
**[04:31] Koshitan**
Manjiro!
**[04:32] Narrator**
Deer are herbivores.
They eat leaves and grass.
**[04:37] Koshitan**
How dare you do that to my Manjiro
that I grew with love and care?!
**[04:41] Narrator**
All the plants in the Deer Club have been
named and taken care of by Koshitan.
***SIGN*** Iruka
***SIGN*** Umako
***SIGN*** Emishi
**[04:47] Koshitan**
Stop nomming on him, you bastard deer!
**[04:52] Koshitan**
Yikes... What the hell is that sound?
**[04:55] Koshitan**
I've never heard that before.
**[04:57] Narrator**
When bucks become aggressive, they let out a
"geh, geh, geh" sound to intimidate enemies.
**[05:01] Narrator**
Do not approach them when this happens.
**[05:04] Koshitan**
You're just gonna keep being stubborn, eh?
**[05:06] Koshitan**
But I can't falter, either.
**[05:08] Koshitan**
I need to protect Manjiro and the others!
**[05:11] Koshitan**
Guess I'm just gonna have to use force!
**[05:15] Koshitan**
Take this! You're powerless
before these water bottles!
**[05:18] Narrator**
Nokotan is terrified of plastic
bottles filled with water.
**[05:27] Koshitan**
Well? How's it feel to be utterly helpless?
**[05:30] Koshitan**
If you want me to move them,
hurry up and revert to your usual form!
**[05:36] Koshitan**
What?!
**[05:37] Koshitan**
Wh-When...
**[05:39] Koshitan**
When did you overcome your
fear of water bottles?!
**[05:44] Koshitan**
* I need to dig deeper into her interests,*
* or I won't be able*
**[05:47] Koshitan**
*to protect Manjiro and the others.*
**[05:49] Koshitan**
* Something that'll grab Shikanoko's*
* attention... Grab her attention...*
**[05:59] Koshitan**
Th-This is it!
**[06:04] Koshitan**
Oh, no!
***SIGN*** Secret
**[06:05] Koshitan**
L-Look what I found!
**[06:07] Koshitan**
My notebook of poems from my dark past!
***SIGN*** Secret
**[06:11] Koshitan**
Boy, I sure better set this embarrassing
thing on fire immediately.
**[06:15] Koshitan**
Glance.
**[06:16] Koshitan**
But I mean... You and I
are so close, Shikanoko.
**[06:19] Koshitan**
So I guess I wouldn't mind letting you have
a peek first. In your usual form, that is.
**[06:27] Koshitan**
* I can't risk leaving something so embarrassing*
* at home, so I always have it on me.*
**[06:32] Koshitan**
* I never thought I'd end up*
* bringing it out here.*
**[06:35] Koshitan**
*But I'm sure if I go this far, she'll also...*
**[06:39] Koshitan**
There we go! She reacted! Just one more push!
**[06:44] Koshitan**
I-I guess I wouldn't mind letting you hear
one of my original songs I wrote recently.
**[06:51] Nokotan**
What? I'd love to hear that!
**[06:53] Koshitan**
Oh, fine. Just a little.
**[06:57] Koshitan**
One, two, three, four.
**[07:04] Koshitan**
Go forth, former delinquent Koshitan!
**[07:07] Koshitan**
I can hear a sad wind
**[07:10] Koshitan**
Is there someone crying?
**[07:12] Koshitan**
Wow, wow, wow, wow
**[07:14] Koshitan**
Behind the school building, after school
**[07:17] Koshitan**
The territory of the starving tiger
**[07:19] Koshitan**
An untouchable sanctuary
**[07:22] Koshitan**
If you carelessly go in,
you'll get torn to shreds
**[07:25] Koshitan**
But I can't leave this sad song alone
**[07:28] Koshitan**
So I'll come wipe those tears for you
**[07:31] Koshitan**
Good grief. I just don't want to stand out.
**[07:36] Koshitan**
Three minutes? Ha!
**[07:38] Koshitan**
Three seconds is plenty.
**[07:40] Koshitan**
Go! Fight! Koshitan!
**[07:43] Koshitan**
I may be a former delinquent, but you
lame-ass punks ain't got nothin' on me!
**[07:47] Koshitan**
The blazing tiger's fist
**[07:49] Koshitan**
Will leave sparks across your cheekbones
**[07:52] Koshitan**
Don't underestimate the toe beans of a tiger.
**[07:59] Koshitan**
If you ever need to cry, call on me!
**[08:01] Koshitan**
Koshitan! Koshitan!
**[08:03] Koshitan**
Wow, wow, wow, wow
**[08:05] Koshitan**
I'm the former delinquent Koshitan!
**[08:09] Koshitan**
Okay, time for verse two!
**[08:21] Koshitan**
Go forth, former delinquent Koshitan!
**[08:26] Koshitan**
Now, now. I'm afraid I can't
let you listen to any more.
***SIGN*** Deer Cra
**[08:31] Nokotan**
Aw, that's a shame.
**[08:33] Koshitan**
Nope, nope. Not unless you
change back to your normal...
**[08:38] Nokotan**
Gosh, I sure would love to hear more!
**[08:41] Nokotan**
Come on! Sing more of
"Former Delinquent Koshitan"!
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[08:50] Koshitan**
Huh? Wha? Sh-Shikanoko?!
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[08:54] Koshitan**
There're two Shikanokos?! B-But why?!
**[08:57] Nokotan**
There're two of me? What are
you talking about, Koshitan?
**[09:00] Koshitan**
I-I mean... look!
**[09:06] Koshitan**
She's speaking to it?
**[09:08] Nokotan**
I guess he escaped from Hino Zoo.
**[09:12] Koshitan**
E-Escaped?
**[09:13] Nokotan**
I wonder if he was drawn here
by the scent of deer crackers.
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[09:16] Koshitan**
What the hell?!
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[09:18] Nokotan**
Hey, more importantly,
what's this notebook of poems?
***SIGN*** Secret
**[09:23] Nokotan**
Wow...
**[09:24] Nokotan**
Hey, here's that original song you were
just singing. Come on, sing the rest of it!
**[09:28] Nokotan**
"Go forth, former delinquent Koshitan!"
**[09:33] Narrator**
She had already dug her own grave,
**[09:35] Narrator**
but Koshitan wanted to sink even further,
never to be found again.
**[09:40] Nokotan**
Notsu! Arrivedeerci!
**[09:44] Narrator**
And so the deer went back to Hino Zoo.
***SIGN*** Kinkasan
Koganeyama Shrine
***SIGN*** Kinkasan
Sanriku-Fukko National Park
***SIGN*** Entrance Ceremony
**[09:57] Koshitan**
* Under the warm sunlight, the cherry*
* blossoms are now in full bloom.*
**[10:04] Koshitan**
* To all of our new students,*
* congratulations on entering our school.*
**[10:08] Koshitan**
On behalf of the current student body,
I welcome you from the bottom of my heart.
**[10:14] Narrator**
Spring.
**[10:15] Narrator**
Koshitan and the others became third-years.
**[10:18] Narrator**
Apparently, they aren't stuck
in the Sazae-san space-time dimension.
**[10:21] Nokotan**
I sure wish I could've seen your greeting
as the student council president.
**[10:25] Nokotan**
You were probably super cool.
**[10:28] Koshitan**
You bet I was.
**[10:34] Koshitan**
Huh?! Wha?!
**[10:36] Koshitan**
Hey, are you okay?! What are you doing here?
**[10:38] Koshitan**
What's wrong? Do you not feel well?
**[10:40] Koshitan**
Do you need me to take you
to the nurse's office?
**[10:42] Koshitan**
Or should I call an ambulance?! The police?!
**[10:45] Koshitan**
JSDF?!
**[10:59] Bashame**
Bashame's so silly. It was so warm
that Bashame just dozed off to sleep.
**[11:03] Koshitan**
I-I see...
**[11:05] Koshitan**
*Bashame?*
**[11:06] Koshitan**
I'm glad you're not feeling ill.
**[11:09] Koshitan**
But may I ask what you're doing here?
**[11:11] Koshitan**
You look like a new student...
**[11:14] Bashame**
Bashame came to see you.
**[11:17] Koshitan**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Bashame Meme
***SIGN*** Bashame Meme
**[11:18] Bashame**
Bashame's name is Bashame Meme.
Bashame's a first-year!
**[11:22] Bashame**
Bashame idolizes you,
so Bashame wanted to see you.
**[11:27] Bashame**
Ukai-sensei said you might
be here, so Bashame came!
**[11:33] Koshitan**
*Oho...*
**[11:34] Koshitan**
* She must have been so overwhelmed by my*
* pure and beautiful display as an honor student*
**[11:39] Koshitan**
* at the entrance ceremony that*
* she just had to come see me.*
**[11:42] Bashame**
Bashame wants to be like you.
**[11:45] Bashame**
So... So please make Bashame your student!
**[11:49] Koshitan**
I'm sorry. I mean,
I appreciate the thought—
**[11:52] Bashame**
Shikanoko-senpai!
**[11:56] Koshitan**
Shikanoko-senpai?
**[11:59] Koshitan**
Wh-Wha?!
**[12:00] Koshitan**
You mean Shikanoko-san, not me?!
**[12:02] Bashame**
Who are you?
**[12:04] Koshitan**
Uh, I just spoke at the entrance ceremony!
I'm the student council president!
**[12:08] Bashame**
Bashame was waiting here because
she wanted to see Shikanoko-senpai.
**[12:13] Koshitan**
*What's with her? Is she insane?!*
**[12:15] Koshitan**
Bashame-san, why are you
interested in this buffoon—
**[12:17] Koshitan**
ahem—in Shikanoko-san?
**[12:20] Bashame**
Bashame is happy you asked!
**[12:23] Bashame**
It happened before the entrance ceremony...
***SIGN*** Entrance Ceremony
**[12:26] Bashame**
Bashame had collapsed in
front of the school gates.
**[12:29] Koshitan**
Say what now?
**[12:31] (Flashback) Bashame**
So hungry... Bashame is finished.
**[12:36] (Flashback) Bashame**
Aw... The entrance ceremony's
gonna start soon.
**[12:40] (Flashback) Bashame**
Bashame's going to die here, without even
getting to do her high school debut.
**[12:47] (Flashback) Nokotan**
Want some?
**[12:48] (Flashback) Bashame**
Huh?
**[12:55] (Flashback) Bashame**
Thank you very much.
**[12:58] (Flashback) Nokotan**
Bye, now.
**[13:01] (Flashback) Bashame**
Oh, wait!
**[13:03] (Flashback) Bashame**
Um, what is your name?
**[13:09] (Flashback) Nokotan**
My name's not worth rememberin', ma'am.
**[13:14] Bashame**
And so... You saved Bashame's life,
Shikanoko-senpai.
**[13:20] Koshitan**
A life was actually saved by deer crackers?
**[13:22] Bashame**
So during the entrance ceremony,
Bashame was thinking the whole time...
**[13:28] Bashame**
"Shikanoko-senpai's just so cool."
**[13:30] Bashame**
"Bashame wants to be just like her...
A cool deer just like her."
**[13:35] Koshitan**
You want to be a deer?
**[13:36] Bashame**
So please make Bashame your student!
**[13:39] Koshitan**
Student? Seriously now, wha—
**[13:42] Koshitan**
What's with all those butterflies?!
**[13:44] Koshitan**
Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo!
**[13:46] Koshitan**
Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo!
**[13:48] Nokotan**
Notsu.
**[13:49] Koshitan**
Hey, what are you gonna do about her?
**[13:51] Nokotan**
Hm...
**[13:53] Nokotan**
Did you say your name was Bashame?
**[13:56] Bashame**
Yes! Bashame is Bashame!
**[13:58] Nokotan**
Do you really have what
it takes to become a deer?
**[14:01] Koshitan**
Who the hell are you supposed to be?!
And what do you even mean?!
**[14:04] Bashame**
Yes! Bashame solemnly swears to
become the best deer she can be!
**[14:08] Koshitan**
Do you hear yourself?!
**[14:10] Nokotan**
Then first, you'll have to join the Deer Club.
**[14:13] Bashame**
Okay! Bashame shall join the Deer Club!
**[14:16] Koshitan**
Would you stop moving this conversation
along like I don't even exist?!
**[14:19] Nokotan**
Koshitan's the president of
the Deer Club and our owner,
**[14:22] Nokotan**
so first, ask Koshitan to take care of you.
**[14:27] Bashame**
Roger dodger!
**[14:28] Koshitan**
Listen to the owner, damn it!
**[14:31] Koshitan**
Huh...?
**[14:33] Koshitan**
Uh, what?
**[14:36] Anko**
*Now that I've graduated middle school,*
**[14:39] Anko**
* I'm finally a student at the*
* same school as my sister.*
**[14:43] Anko**
*I sent my application in to the Deer Club,*
**[14:45] Anko**
* so I'll be able to be with my sister*
* from morning to night, 24/7!*
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[14:50] Anko**
*We'll be able to do all* kinds *of things!*
**[14:53] Anko**
Onee-cha...
**[14:56] Bashame**
Koshitan-senpai, please
take care of Bashame, too.
**[15:00] Koshitan**
Hey, stop that...
**[15:04] Anko**
Onee-chan?
**[15:05] Koshitan**
A-Anko?!
**[15:07] Anko**
What are you doing with a girl that's not me?
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[15:12] Koshitan**
Eek!
**[15:14] Narrator**
Congrats on getting two new
members for the Deer Club.
***SIGN*** Kinkasan seen from
Mount Gobansho
**[15:23] Koshitan**
* It's a long story as to how,*
* but our club now has four members!*
**[15:26] Koshitan**
*The Deer Club is finally an actual club!*
**[15:28] Koshitan**
* Up until now, it was just some*
* ambiguous club for messing around,*
**[15:31] Koshitan**
* but now we'll get to do*
* some real club activities!*
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[15:35] Koshitan**
All right, you three! Let's do this thing!
***SIGN*** Shikanoko Noko
3rd-Year
***SIGN*** Position: Deer
**[15:42] Anko**
Matching mugs with Onee-chan!
***SIGN*** An
***SIGN*** Koshi
***SIGN*** Koshi Anko
1st-Year
***SIGN*** Position: Self-proclaimed
caretaker to her sister
***SIGN*** Bashame Meme
1st-Year
***SIGN*** Position: More than a person,
less than a deer
**[15:48] Bashame**
Yummy!
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
***SIGN*** Koshi Torako
3rd-Year
***SIGN*** Position: President
and deer caretaker
**[15:53] Koshitan**
This just won't do!
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[15:57] Narrator**
Time to promote the Deer Club.
***SIGN*** Deer Club meeting!
**[16:01] Koshitan**
And so, we will now begin our first meeting
to discuss our club's course of action!
**[16:06] Nokotan**
Something's happening.
**[16:07] Anko**
She's cute when she's serious, too.
**[16:10] Koshitan**
Shut your mouths!
**[16:12] Koshitan**
You've done nothing but laze around
since the new term started!
**[16:14] Koshitan**
Don't you have any pride as
members of the Deer Club?!
**[16:16] Narrator**
Definition of said pride left open.
**[16:18] Nokotan**
I dunno what to tell you.
**[16:20] Koshitan**
You make me so sad...
**[16:22] Koshitan**
We worked so hard to
establish the Deer Club...
**[16:24] Koshitan**
The Deer Club!
**[16:26] Koshitan**
If people find out how lazy this club is...
**[16:29] Koshitan**
We'll receive less club funds,
**[16:30] Koshitan**
and even though I rose to the ranks
of student council president,
**[16:32] Koshitan**
my reputation will go into the gutter!
**[16:35] Bashame**
Bashame was surprised that Koshitan-senpai
used to be a delinquent,
**[16:39] Bashame**
but seeing you be so frank
is pretty funny, too.
**[16:43] Anko**
That's another reason she's so cute.
***SIGN*** Deer Club meeting!
**[16:45] Koshitan**
We can't go on like this!
**[16:46] Koshitan**
We're all going to decide
our goals for the year!
**[16:49] Nokotan; Anko; Bashame**
Okay!
**[16:50] Koshitan**
First off, Shikanoko!
***SIGN*** Deer Club meeting!
**[16:53] Koshitan**
As our club's resident deer and their
senpai deer, tell your kohai your goals!
**[16:59] Nokotan**
Hm, let's see. I...
**[17:02] Nokotan**
Oh, I wanna get in a tub
filled with deer crackers!
**[17:06] Koshitan**
Absolutely not.
**[17:06] Nokotan**
Boo. That was fast.
**[17:08] Koshitan**
Are you planning to waste all of
our club funds on deer crackers?!
**[17:11] Koshitan**
That's not what I'm asking here!
Think of something better!
**[17:14] Nokotan**
Hm... Other than that...
**[17:17] Nokotan**
Yeah, I don't got any.
**[17:19] Koshitan**
You're the one who made the
damn Deer Club, aren't you?!
**[17:22] Koshitan**
Why'd you even make it?!
**[17:25] Koshitan**
* She's useless. She's gonna set*
* a bad example for the others.*
***SIGN*** Deer Club meeting!
**[17:28] Koshitan**
Next! Deer-in-training, Bashame!
**[17:36] Koshitan**
Stop making rice in the clubhouse!
**[17:38] Bashame**
Want some, Koshitan-senpai?
**[17:39] Koshitan**
No!
**[17:40] Koshitan**
You even said that you wanted to become a
deer, so you must have some goals in mind!
**[17:46] Bashame**
Hm... Lessee...
**[17:50] Bashame**
Bashame wants to make a rice paddy!
**[17:53] Koshitan**
Say what now?
**[17:54] Koshitan**
A-A rice paddy...?
**[17:55] Bashame**
A rice field will work, too.
**[17:57] Koshitan**
Sorry, you've lost me.
**[17:59] Bashame**
Bashame came to a realization.
**[18:01] Bashame**
In order to survive as a deer in this
savanna known as modern society,
**[18:06] Bashame**
you need to be self-sufficient!
**[18:09] Bashame**
So first, I'm gonna make a rice paddy
right next to the clubhouse.
**[18:12] Bashame**
Bashame's gonna be a good deer
and grow some good rice!
**[18:15] Koshitan**
Why the deer part?!
**[18:17] Narrator**
Look forward to episode 10.
***SIGN*** Deer Club meeting!
**[18:19] Koshitan**
Damn it. All of you are hopeless.
**[18:21] Koshitan**
Anko, you're my only hope!
**[18:24] Anko**
Hm, let's see...
**[18:26] Anko**
I just joined the Deer Club so
I could help you, Onee-chan.
**[18:30] Anko**
So I guess I just want to stay by your
side and continue to support you.
**[18:34] Koshitan**
A-Anko! Well said, my dear sister!
**[18:38] Koshitan**
You're the only one I can rely on!
**[18:39] Anko**
And if possible, I want to make it
so you can't survive without me.
**[18:44] Koshitan**
Yikes! You're terrifying!
***SIGN*** Deer Club meeting!
**[18:45] Koshitan**
Give me back the admiration
I felt three seconds ago!
**[18:49] Nokotan**
Well, what do you want to do, Koshitan?
**[18:52] Koshitan**
Heh! Unlike you bozos, I've thought this out!
**[18:56] Anko**
Okay, and?
**[18:57] Koshitan**
I thought up a lot, so to start off...
**[19:00] Nokotan**
To start off?
**[19:01] Koshitan**
I want to make this clubhouse even cuter!
**[19:06] Nokotan**
It's already plenty cute...
**[19:09] Koshitan**
Nah, I mean, this building was
originally an old shed, right?
**[19:13] Koshitan**
We can just rebuild it to be cuter, and...
**[19:15] Nokotan**
Koshitan's idea has the least
to do with the Deer Club.
**[19:18] Anko**
Should the student council president
be so blatantly corrupt?
**[19:21] Bashame**
I believe they call this pigeonholing.
**[19:23] Koshitan**
Hey, it's not a bad thing to make
the clubhouse more efficient!
**[19:27] Koshitan**
It's the president's job to make
this space more livable for deer!
**[19:31] Nokotan**
In that case, I should be able
to get my deer cracker bath.
**[19:35] Bashame**
And Bashame's rice paddy!
**[19:37] Anko**
And my wish to do all kinds of
naughty things with you, Onee-chan!
**[19:41] Koshitan**
I think your wording changed a bit, Anko!
**[19:43] Nokotan**
Not to mention, you're wrong, Koshitan!
**[19:46] Nokotan**
The Deer Club's duty is to take care of deer!
**[19:49] Nokotan**
Since you're in charge of taking care of me,
you should take care of me more!
**[19:52] Nokotan**
At this rate, I'm going to
get sick of you and leave!
**[19:55] Koshitan**
What?!
**[19:56] Anko**
Which would mean there would no
longer be any deer in the Deer Club,
**[20:00] Anko**
and the Deer Club would have to disband.
**[20:02] Koshitan**
Uh...
**[20:03] Bashame**
And then Koshitan-senpai will
be questioned about her role
**[20:06] Bashame**
in disbanding the Deer Club!
**[20:08] Koshitan**
Uh, hello?!
**[20:10] Nokotan**
So before we even discuss any course
of action, I request we treat deer better!
***SIGN*** Take Care of Your Deer
**[20:16] Koshitan**
I hate that she's actually making sense.
**[20:19] Koshitan**
Damn it... Then what am I supposed to do?
**[20:23] Nokotan**
Brush me!
**[20:25] Koshitan**
That's so mundane.
**[20:26] Nokotan**
Here.
**[20:28] Nokotan**
Okay, bring it on!
**[20:36] Bashame**
Oho! So to become an even better deer,
brushing is essential!
**[20:41] Bashame**
Bashame has learned something!
You're amazing, Nokotan-senpai.
**[20:46] Koshitan**
Honestly, I don't think
brushing's that important.
**[20:49] Bashame**
Koshitan-senpai! Bashame's head
is open for business, too!
**[20:52] Koshitan**
Seriously?
**[20:54] Bashame**
Bashame has no interest in you,
**[20:56] Bashame**
but if you absolutely insist on brushing
Bashame's hair, Bashame won't mind!
**[21:03] Koshitan**
Why are you talking down to me?!
And I never even said that!
**[21:09] Anko**
You girls—no, you vermin.
**[21:13] Anko**
I guess you don't understand a thing
about your caretaker, my sister.
**[21:17] Anko**
But that makes sense.
**[21:19] Anko**
You two vermin only just met her,
while I have fifteen years' experience.
**[21:23] Anko**
Yes, which means...
**[21:26] Anko**
I have the highest aptitude to become
the resident deer of the Deer Club!
**[21:30] Koshitan**
When the hell did you become a deer?!
I thought you were my caretaker?!
**[21:35] Anko**
Come on, Onee-chan. Tell them.
**[21:37] Anko**
You'd rather brush *my* hair than those
two invasive pests, right? Right?
**[21:42] Koshitan**
Dear god, the pressure...
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[21:44] Nokotan**
Then we'll just have to fight
to see who's the real deer here!
**[21:48] Anko**
Bring it on!
**[21:49] Bashame**
Bashame won't lose!
**[21:51] Koshitan**
We're supposed to be having
a meeting here, damn it!
**[21:53] Anko**
I'm the deer! Deer! Deer!
**[21:58] Anko**
Deer! Deer!
**[21:58] Neko**
Uh-huh...
**[22:00] Neko**
So this is the pesky Deer Club...
# E4 - The Deer Club in the Crosshairs
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUE0J9Q/the-deer-club-in-the-crosshairs)
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***SIGN*** Student Council Office
**[00:00] Koshitan**
The new school term has finally begun.
**[00:03] Koshitan**
I look forward to working with you all
as members of the new student council.
**[00:09] Koshitan**
Let us all work together so we can set
good examples for the other students,
**[00:13] Koshitan**
and let's do our best for the student
council and Hinominami High School!
**[00:17] Koshitan**
*That's the stuff right there!*
**[00:19] Koshitan**
* Shikanoko made me lose focus for a while,*
* but this is what I've been striving for!*
**[00:25] Narrator**
Koshitan had no idea...
**[00:27] Narrator**
that the student council had a secret.
**[00:29] Narrator**
Namely...
**[00:34] Narrator**
One of these three was determined
to disband the Deer Club!
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[00:39] Narrator**
Meanwhile! At the very Deer Club
that they had set their sights on...
**[00:43] Narrator**
Nokotan was taking a nap out in the sun.
***SIGN*** Napping in the sun
is another club activity
***SIGN*** The Deer Club in the Crosshairs
***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
**[02:25] Koshitan**
We've got some work piled up,
so let's get right to it.
**[02:29] Koshitan**
Let's see...
**[02:30] Koshitan**
First, we should make some
brochures for the new students.
**[02:33] Koshitan**
We just need to print this...
**[02:35] Neko**
President.
***SIGN*** Nekoyamada Neko, 3rd-Year
Position: Vice President
**[02:37] Neko**
I've already done the printing.
**[02:40] Koshitan**
Huh?
**[02:42] Koshitan**
Wait, you prepared all
of these, Nekoyamada-san?
**[02:45] Koshitan**
Wow, you're amazing!
**[02:47] Neko**
*Heh. You bet I am!*
**[02:49] Neko**
*Thank me more and bow down to me!*
**[02:52] Neko**
*Because my ambition is to defeat you!*
***SIGN*** Koshi Torako
***SIGN*** Koshi Torako
***SIGN*** Koshi Torako
***SIGN*** To a School Filled with Smiles
***SIGN*** To a School Filled with Smiles
**[03:00] (Flashback) Students**
Congratulations to our new
student council president!
***SIGN*** To a bright future!
***SIGN*** Nekoyamada Neko
**[03:03] (Flashback) Students**
Koshi-san! Look this way!
**[03:04] Students**
Koshi-san!
**[03:04] (Flashback) Neko**
What's her deal?
**[03:06] Neko**
* She gets good grades, and the*
* whole student body loves her...*
**[03:10] (Flashback) Neko**
What's her deal?
***SIGN*** 1st Hinominami High School
Chitty Chitty King of Koshi Torako Competition!!
**[03:12] Neko**
* And apparently that nonsensical Deer Club*
* is gaining popularity, too...*
***SIGN*** 1st Hinominami High School
Chitty Chitty King of Koshi Torako Competition!!
**[03:17] (Flashback) Neko**
What's her deal?!
**[03:20] Neko**
*I've made up my mind!*
**[03:22] Neko**
* I'm gonna make her mess up,*
* force the Deer Club into disbandment,*
**[03:25] Neko**
*and drag her off her throne*
**[03:27] Neko**
* as student council president*
* and the most popular girl in school!*
**[03:31] Neko**
*In order to do that...*
**[03:32] Neko**
*I need to find her weakness!*
**[03:35] Narrator**
This series loves to immediately
reveal who the enemy is.
**[03:40] Koshitan**
Thanks, Nekoyamada-san.
You always work so fast.
**[03:44] Neko**
Honestly, I think you're just
too slow at your job, President.
**[03:47] Neko**
Who knows what's going to happen
with someone like you in charge?
**[03:51] Koshitan**
* She's always grumpy,*
* but she always does a great job.*
**[03:55] Koshitan**
*I don't think she's a bad person.*
**[04:00] Neko**
Up we go...
**[04:03] Neko**
Come on, President!
**[04:05] Neko**
Stop dawdling and get to work!
**[04:08] Koshitan**
*She has a stepstool?!*
**[04:10] Koshitan**
*How adorable!*
**[04:12] Neko**
Hey, are you listening?
**[04:14] Neko**
Hey! Listen to me! Hey!
***SIGN*** Nekoyamada Neko
Note: 132 cm in height
Belongings: Personal stepstool
**[04:18] Tanuki**
Um, President!
**[04:19] Koshitan**
Huh?
**[04:21] Tanuki**
I finished sorting these printouts!
***SIGN*** Tanukikoji Kinu, 2nd-Year
Position: Secretary
**[04:29] Koshitan**
Thanks, Tanukikoji-san. This is a huge help.
**[04:32] Tanuki**
I-It's nothing! This is about
all I can do, after all!
**[04:35] Koshitan**
Then all that's left is...
**[04:38] Koshitan**
Oh? I think the order
might be a bit off here...
**[04:41] Tanuki**
Huh?
**[04:43] Tanuki**
I'm... so... so-so... sor...
sorr... I'm so sorry...
**[04:48] Koshitan**
*She looks like her whole world just ended!*
**[04:51] Koshitan**
I-It's okay, Tanukikoji-san!
We can fix it together!
**[04:54] Tanuki**
No!
**[04:55] Tanuki**
I shouldn't be in the student council
when I can't even do simple desk work!
**[04:59] Tanuki**
I should never have joined!
**[05:01] Koshitan**
That's not true. Everyone messes up
every once in a while.
**[05:05] Tanuki**
But...
**[05:06] Tanuki**
If... these printouts had gone to the
first-years while still out of order...
**[05:14] Tanuki**
The new school term would've
been thrown into chaos!
**[05:17] Koshitan**
Er, no. You're overreacting.
**[05:20] Tanuki**
Because of me... we'd be denounced
by the whole student body...
**[05:24] Tanuki**
and trust in the student
council would crumble...
***SIGN*** Because of One Member's Mistake...
**[05:27] Tanuki**
And then Koshi-san would have to take
responsibility for it and resign...
***SIGN*** Why Did They Disband?
***SIGN*** Disbanded!
What Will Happen to the Student Council?!
**[05:30] Tanuki**
then flee the school in shame.
**[05:33] Koshitan**
Wow, your imagination is intense.
**[05:36] Tanuki**
If that were to happen, I... I...
**[05:40] Tanuki**
I'll cut open my stomach right
in front of the student body!
**[05:43] Koshitan**
You don't need to go that hard
just to take responsibility!
**[05:46] Koshitan**
Hm...
**[05:47] Koshitan**
* The student council members are*
* honestly also pretty unique.*
**[05:51] Koshitan**
*The only one left is...*
***SIGN*** Council
***SIGN*** 1st-Years Brochure
***SIGN*** Tsubameya Chiharu, 2nd-Year
Position: Treasurer
**[06:08] Koshitan**
B-By the way, why did you join the
student council, Tsubameya-san?
**[06:13] Tsubame**
Kinu invited me.
**[06:15] Koshitan**
I-I see.
**[06:19] Koshitan**
I-Is there anything you'd like
to do as the student council?
**[06:23] Tsubame**
Not really.
**[06:34] Koshitan**
*Huh? It's like talking to a wall!*
**[06:37] Koshitan**
* What? Is this what modern*
* high school girls are like?*
**[06:41] Narrator**
Koshitan is also a modern high school girl.
**[06:43] Koshitan**
* But we're going to have to work*
* together for the next year.*
**[06:47] Koshitan**
*I need to get closer to her.*
**[06:49] Tsubame**
Um...
**[06:50] Koshitan**
Huh? Oh, yes?
**[06:52] Tsubame**
There's something I'd like to ask you.
**[06:55] Tsubame**
President, um... I...
**[07:01] Tsubame**
I heard that you're also the
president of the Deer Club.
**[07:05] Tsubame**
Is that true?
**[07:07] Koshitan**
Huh? Yes, I am... Why do you ask?
**[07:10] Tsubame**
No reason.
**[07:18] Koshitan**
*Uh, what? Why did you ask?*
**[07:20] Koshitan**
*Did the Deer Club's idiocy get out?!*
**[07:24] Koshitan**
*I'm just gonna take this chance...*
**[07:28] Koshitan**
Tsubameya-san, did you possibly
want to join the Deer Club?
***SIGN*** Glare
**[07:34] Koshitan**
*What?! No, really, what?!*
**[07:37] Koshitan**
* What kind of emotion are you*
* even feeling right now?!*
**[07:39] Neko**
*Yes, excellent work, Tsubame and Tanuki!*
**[07:41] Neko**
* Keep applying pressure*
* to her, just like that.*
**[07:46] Neko**
* At this rate, she'll reveal*
* her weakness in no time!*
***SIGN*** Ba-Bam
**[07:53] Koshitan**
Whew. We managed to finish somehow.
**[07:56] Koshitan**
Great job, everyone.
**[07:58] Tanuki**
I'm so sorry that I'm so useless...
**[08:01] Koshitan**
Oh, look at the time.
**[08:03] Koshitan**
I need to hurry over to my club.
**[08:06] Neko**
Oh, fine. I guess I'll just take care of
locking up the student council office.
**[08:11] Koshitan**
Oh, really?
**[08:13] Koshitan**
Wow, thank you so much!
**[08:14] Koshitan**
You're the best, Vice President!
You're so reliable!
**[08:19] Nokotan**
Ah.
**[08:20] Nokotan**
Koshitan, you're late.
**[08:22] Koshitan**
Shut it! I was late getting out
of my student council duties.
**[08:31] Neko**
Whew... We're finally done for the day.
**[08:35] Neko**
Okay, we should head home to—
**[08:38] Neko**
O-Oh, no!
**[08:39] Neko**
I was so busy working that I couldn't
do anything about the Deer Club!
**[08:46] Narrator**
You've got this, Neko-chan!
**[08:47] Narrator**
The battle to disband the Deer Club
has only just begun!
***SIGN*** Ibaraki Prefecture
Kashima Jingu
***SIGN*** Ibaraki Prefecture
Kashima Jingu
Mitarashi Pond
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[09:02] Koshitan**
* I, Koshi Torako, am the president of the*
* Deer Club as well as the student council.*
**[09:07] Koshitan**
*On the outside, I'm an honor student.*
**[09:09] Koshitan**
*But the truth is, I'm a former delinquent,*
**[09:12] Koshitan**
* and I'd be in huge trouble if anyone other*
* than the Deer Club members found that out.*
**[09:16] Koshitan**
*Yes! Even in times like this!*
**[09:18] Nokotan**
Ah, Koshitan. You've got a guest.
**[09:23] Koshitan**
T-Tsubameya-san, welcome.
**[09:26] Koshitan**
You've come to visit the Deer Club?
**[09:29] Tsubame**
Thank you for having me.
**[09:31] Koshitan**
*Wait, what? What's even happening here?!*
**[09:33] Koshitan**
*Why's Tsubameya at the Deer Club?!*
**[09:36] Koshitan**
* Wait, is she actually interested*
* in the Deer Club after all?*
**[09:40] Tsubame**
The Deer Club... is great.
**[09:43] Koshitan**
* Shoot! At this rate, she'll find out*
* what I'm like in the Deer Club, and—*
**[09:48] Tsubame**
So, President... I guess
you're a former delinquent.
**[09:53] Koshitan**
*In that case...*
**[09:54] Koshitan**
* I'm just gonna have to act like an*
* honor student in the Deer Club, too!*
**[09:59] Koshitan**
Shikanoko-san, may I have a moment?
**[10:03] Koshitan**
Listen here, you.
**[10:05] Koshitan**
Don't you dare pull anything while she's here.
**[10:07] Nokotan**
Huh? How come?
**[10:09] Koshitan**
You hear me?!
**[10:10] Nokotan**
I don't really understand, but okie-*doe*-kie!
**[10:13] Koshitan**
Tsubameya-san, thanks for
visiting the Deer Club today—
**[10:18] Bashame**
So, Tsubame-senpai, do you prefer
Akita Komachi or Yumepirika rice?
**[10:25] Anko**
I won't let anyone interfere with my
messy relationship with my sister.
**[10:36] Koshitan**
By the way, Tsubameya-san,
**[10:38] Koshitan**
do you know what kind of activities
the Deer Club participates in?
**[10:42] Tsubameya**
Activities?
**[10:43] Koshitan**
*This might just work!*
**[10:46] Koshitan**
The Deer Club participates in all
sorts of activities. For example...
**[10:50] Nokotan**
We interact with actual deer sometimes,
and this is what Koshitan does to them.
**[10:55] Koshitan**
*Take it off! Take off that costume!*
**[11:02] Koshitan**
Hey! I told you not to pull anything!
**[11:04] Koshitan**
And why do you have this footage, anyway?!
**[11:06] Nokotan**
It's a recording of episode 3 from last week.
**[11:10] Nokotan**
All I did was show just how well
you communicated with a wild deer
**[11:13] Nokotan**
as a part of the Deer Club's activities.
**[11:16] Koshitan**
What part of "anything" don't you understand?
Also, that deer wasn't wild!
**[11:20] Bashame**
Aha... A self-written original song
is a true sign of one's shady past.
**[11:26] Anko**
Well done, Onee-chan.
All that singing in the bath paid off.
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[11:33] Tsubame**
Shady past...
**[11:34] Koshitan**
Y-You've got the wrong idea, Tsubameya-san!
**[11:36] Koshitan**
I was just fooling around in this clip—
**[11:39] Nokotan**
Fooling around?!
**[11:40] Nokotan**
So you just considered that
fooling around, Koshitan?!
**[11:44] Nokotan**
I'm sure Tsunoda-san is
crying right about now!
**[11:46] Koshitan**
Shut your mouth and stop
making this more complicated!
**[11:48] Koshitan**
Also, who's this Tsunoda-san?
***SIGN*** Munch Munch
**[11:52] Nokotan**
Oh, Tsunoda-san.
**[11:53] Koshitan**
You again?! You're escaping way too often!
**[11:57] Koshitan**
O-Oh, crap. Um... Um...
**[12:00] Koshitan**
For now, have some tea!
Please enjoy some tea!
**[12:03] Tsubame**
Thank you very much.
**[12:07] Koshitan**
* But seriously... I really have*
* no idea what she's thinking.*
***SIGN*** Koshi
**[12:12] Koshitan**
* I don't think she's a bad person...*
* but I definitely sense a wall between us.*
**[12:17] Koshitan**
*Huh?*
**[12:19] Koshitan**
What?!
**[12:20] Koshitan**
You friggin' moron!
What the heck are you doing?!
**[12:25] Nokotan**
What? I'm showing our guest hospitality.
**[12:28] Koshitan**
Well, don't show hospitality with deer snacks!
**[12:30] Koshitan**
I-I'm so sorry, Tsubameya-san.
Our deer can be so strange at times—
**[12:38] Koshitan**
*Whut?*
**[12:39] Koshitan**
* Uh... She seems really*
* happy for some reason...*
**[12:43] Nokotan**
Aw... It was totally worth it
if it made you this happy.
**[12:49] Nokotan**
I know! You can have this special treat, too.
***SIGN*** Aaagghhh...
***SIGN*** Mrrraaaah...
***SIGN*** Splosh...
***SIGN*** Rustle Rustle
**[12:54] Nokotan**
Here.
**[12:54] Koshitan**
Grass?!
**[12:55] Koshitan**
Come on! There's no human on Earth
that'd enjoy receiving grass—
**[13:02] Koshitan**
* I was wrong! There's literally*
* one right in front of me!*
**[13:05] Koshitan**
* Th-This is weird.*
* She hardly ever reacts to me,*
**[13:10] Koshitan**
* but she seems so happy*
* at anything Shikanoko does.*
**[13:13] Koshitan**
*I want my kohai to be friendly with me, too!*
**[13:16] Koshitan**
*I want them to respect me as their senpai!*
**[13:18] Koshitan**
*I don't want to lose to Shikanoko!*
**[13:21] Narrator**
Koshitan did her best.
**[13:23] Narrator**
As if coaxing a stubborn neighborhood dog,
**[13:25] Narrator**
she did all she could to curry favor with the
kohai who barely acknowledged her existence.
**[13:31] Narrator**
But...
***SIGN*** One hour later...
***SIGN*** Cozy...
***SIGN*** Cozy...
**[13:33] Narrator**
She was resoundingly defeated!
**[13:35] Narrator**
Utterly and absolutely annihilated!
**[13:39] Koshitan**
*Could it be that she actually hates me?*
**[13:43] Tsubame**
Um...
**[13:44] Tsubame**
I'll be taking my leave now.
**[13:46] Tsubame**
Thank you for everything.
**[13:49] Koshitan**
Oh... Okay.
**[13:51] Nokotan**
Bye, now! Come by again sometime!
**[13:55] Tsubame**
I will.
**[14:00] Nokotan**
That girl's got quite the eye.
She knows good grass when she sees it.
**[14:06] Koshitan**
Status lowered... as a senpai...
**[14:13] Tsubame**
I'm home.
**[14:14] Tsubame's older brother**
Ah, Chiharu. Welcome home—Hm?!
**[14:17] Tsubame's older brother**
What's with that look? Hey, Chiharu?!
**[14:21] (Flashback) Nokotan**
Come by again sometime!
**[14:24] Tsubame**
* I was able to... I was able to speak*
* with Senpai... With Nokotan-senpai!*
**[14:29] Narrator**
Allow me to explain!
**[14:30] Narrator**
Tsubameya Chiharu may seem
like a girl who's cool and calm...
**[14:34] Narrator**
But in reality, she's a huge fan of Nokotan.
**[14:38] Tsubame**
*Nokotan-senpai was even cuter up close!*
**[14:42] Narrator**
Figuring that having her acquaintance
Koshitan around would help break the ice,
**[14:46] Narrator**
she built up her courage to visit Nokotan!
**[14:49] Tsubame**
*Come to think of it,*
**[14:51] Tsubame**
* I was so envious of the president being*
* able to speak to Noko-senpai so casually*
**[14:55] Tsubame**
*that I kept glaring at her...*
**[14:58] Tsubame**
*I hope I didn't make her feel bad.*
**[15:04] Narrator**
The next day...
**[15:06] Koshitan**
*I ain't gonna lose!*
**[15:07] Koshitan**
* I ain't gonna lose to Shikanoko,*
* out of all things!*
***SIGN*** Kohai high school how to get along with
**[15:09] Koshitan**
* I'm gonna be a senpai*
* respected by her kohai!*
**[15:20] Tanuki**
Oh, I-I'm so sorry!
**[15:22] Koshitan**
Tanukikoji-san?
**[15:24] Tanuki**
Oh, President...
**[15:27] Tanuki**
I'm sorry, President...
for dragging you along on my errand.
**[15:33] Koshitan**
It's quite all right. I don't have
anything on my hands right now,
**[15:35] Koshitan**
and it'll be done quicker with the two of us.
**[15:38] Narrator**
Senpai who are respected
by their kohai, example one:
**[15:41] Narrator**
Senpai who immediately help out.
**[15:44] Tanuki**
President... Thank you very much.
***SIGN*** Feeeeels...
**[15:47] Koshitan**
Let's see... You needed to
count the equipment, right?
**[15:52] Koshitan**
But you know, this is my first time
entering the gym shed.
**[15:55] Tanuki**
Me, too.
**[15:56] Koshitan**
Oh! In manga, someone always
gets trapped in one of these!
**[16:01] Narrator**
Senpai who are respected
by their kohai, example two:
**[16:03] Narrator**
Senpai who tell casual jokes.
**[16:06] Koshitan**
Wouldn't it be funny
if we got trapped in here?
***SIGN*** Clack
**[16:10] Boy Student A**
Hey, first-year! I told you to
properly lock the shed down!
**[16:14] Boy Student B**
Sorry, sir!
**[16:16] Koshitan**
Wait—
**[16:17] Koshitan**
We're still in here!
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[16:23] Koshitan**
Tanukikoji-san, are you all right?
**[16:26] Tanuki**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha, wha,
wha... Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What...
**[16:28] Tanuki**
What, what, what, what should we d-d-d-d-do?!
**[16:30] Koshitan**
*Yeah, she's not okay at all!*
**[16:32] Koshitan**
*Man, talk about a cliché!*
**[16:36] Koshitan**
*Hm... This isn't good.*
**[16:38] Koshitan**
* Even if I were to yell for help,*
* people rarely pass by this place.*
**[16:41] Koshitan**
*And I left my phone in my bag.*
**[16:46] Koshitan**
Tanukikoji-san, what are you...
***SIGN*** Mom, Dad, Love-tan,
Please forgive me
for leaving you behind...
**[16:49] Koshitan**
What?!
**[16:49] Koshitan**
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Stop that!
**[16:52] Koshitan**
This isn't even funny!
**[16:53] Tanuki**
B-But we may never get to leave this place!
**[16:57] Koshitan**
Oh, come on! How did you even
arrive at that conclusion?
**[17:01] Tanuki**
Getting locked in a gym shed
is a cliché in rom-coms.
**[17:05] Tanuki**
But for me to be stuck in that
situation with you, President,
**[17:07] Tanuki**
is just too overwhelming and impossible.
**[17:10] Tanuki**
Which means that the only thing left is...
**[17:13] Tanuki**
The passing days with no one to help us...
**[17:16] Tanuki**
Our bodies becoming weaker...
**[17:18] Tanuki**
Our sanity leaving us...
**[17:19] Tanuki**
And finally...
**[17:20] Tanuki**
The inescapable grasp of death!
**[17:22] Tanuki**
And then we'll end up haunting
Hinominami High School,
**[17:24] Tanuki**
our story passed down as urban legend until
someone makes a really boring video about us!
**[17:31] Koshitan**
*She's literally floating...*
**[17:32] Koshitan**
*Her train of thought's gotten totally derailed.*
**[17:34] Koshitan**
*And her imagination is way out there.*
**[17:36] Koshitan**
I-It'll be okay.
**[17:38] Koshitan**
Before any of that happens, someone will
get worried about us and come looking.
**[17:43] Koshitan**
Hm?
**[17:45] Tanuki**
I hear something...
**[17:47] Koshitan**
That voice...
**[17:53] Koshitan**
Shikanoko?!
**[17:54] Koshitan**
*What the hell is she doing here?*
**[17:56] Koshitan**
*Actually, that doesn't matter right now!*
**[17:59] Koshitan**
Hey, deer!
**[18:00] Koshitan**
Er, Shikanoko-san! It's me! Koshi Torako!
***SIGN*** "Let's Become a Family in Hino"
***SIGN*** Lyrics, Vocals, Composition by Shikanoko Noko
***SIGN*** Oh, these poor deer crackers, separated from their pack
***SIGN*** Oh, these poor deer crackers, separated from their pack
***SIGN*** These poor deer crackers with nowhere to go
***SIGN*** These poor deer crackers with nowhere to go
***SIGN*** You were freezing all alone
***SIGN*** You were freezing all alone
***SIGN*** So I scooped you up and headed home
***SIGN*** So I scooped you up and headed home
***SIGN*** On that night
***SIGN*** On that night
**[18:32] Koshitan**
Shikanoko-san?!
Wait, what even is this song?!
***SIGN*** Oh, we're just a deer and her lone deer crackers
***SIGN*** Oh, we're just a deer and her lone deer crackers
***SIGN*** Shoulder to shoulder, we felt a true bond
***SIGN*** Shoulder to shoulder, we felt a true bond
***SIGN*** It was clearly there
***SIGN*** It was clearly there
***SIGN*** I felt like we became family
***SIGN*** I felt like we became family
**[18:51] Koshitan**
Hello?! Can you hear me, Shikanoko-san?!
***SIGN*** But the loneliness never truly left your eyes
***SIGN*** But the loneliness never truly left your eyes
***SIGN*** Deep down, I knew
***SIGN*** Deep down, I knew
***SIGN*** That Hino just wouldn't work out
***SIGN*** That Hino just wouldn't work out
***SIGN*** That the deer of Nara
***SIGN*** That the deer of Nara
***SIGN*** Were
***SIGN*** Were
***SIGN*** Calling for you
***SIGN*** Calling for you
**[19:11] Koshitan**
Wait, you just threw it away!
**[19:12] Koshitan**
I want a refund of my feels!
**[19:14] Koshitan**
The hell is this song?!
**[19:15] Nokotan**
I've got a shot at Kohaku...
No, at the Record Taisho Awards!
**[19:19] Koshitan**
The hell you do!
**[19:20] Nokotan**
Well, anyway. Now's not the time for that.
**[19:22] Koshitan**
Hey! Damn it! Come back here!
**[19:26] Koshitan**
She left...
**[19:29] Koshitan**
I guess we're just going to have to
patiently wait for someone to save us,
**[19:31] Koshitan**
Tanukikoji-san.
**[19:33] Koshitan**
Huh? Tanukikoji-san? Where'd you go?
**[19:36] Tanuki**
I'm right here...
**[19:37] Koshitan**
U-Uh... But why?
**[19:39] Tanuki**
I'm... reflecting on my actions.
**[19:41] Koshitan**
Reflecting?
**[19:43] Tanuki**
It must be my fault that
we got trapped in here.
**[19:46] Tanuki**
I'm being punished.
**[19:49] Koshitan**
You can talk to me.
**[19:50] Tanuki**
Huh?
**[19:51] Koshitan**
I'm not sure what you'd be
getting punished for...
**[19:54] Koshitan**
But I might be able to
help you out in some way.
**[20:00] Tanuki**
President...
**[20:01] Narrator**
Senpai who are respected
by their kohai, example three:
**[20:04] Narrator**
Senpai that are willing to hear you out.
**[20:06] Tanuki**
The other day, when my class was
doing self-introductions...
**[20:10] Koshitan**
Self-introductions?
**[20:12] Tanuki**
I've barely ever cooked anything in my life,
**[20:15] Tanuki**
but I lied and said my hobby was cooking.
**[20:18] Koshitan**
*Why is her crime so damn adorable?*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Though she's acting like an honor student, deep down, she's a delinquent whose whole existence is a lie
***SIGN*** Rattle Rattle
**[20:25] Tanuki**
The dish I'm best at is eggs
over rice (shells included)!
**[20:28] Tanuki**
And yet, I had the nerve
to join the student council,
**[20:31] Tanuki**
so I'm being punished for lying!
**[20:33] Koshitan**
You are entirely too negative!
**[20:35] Koshitan**
It's okay! Just come out!
**[20:37] Tanuki**
No! I'm going to repent in here
for the rest of my life!
**[20:43] Koshitan**
*Th-The door!*
**[20:50] Koshitan**
Sh-Shikanoko-san!
**[20:53] Nokotan**
Oh, hey, it's Koshitan.
**[20:57] Koshitan**
D-Did you come to save us?
**[21:00] Nokotan**
What are you talking about?
**[21:01] Nokotan**
I just came to get some of the mushrooms
I was secretly growing in the vaulting box.
**[21:06] Koshitan**
You've seriously been doing that?!
**[21:08] Nokotan**
What are you doing in here, Koshitan?
**[21:11] Nokotan**
Playing hide-and-seek?
**[21:12] Koshitan**
Huh? No, I wasn't, uh...
**[21:15] Nokotan**
Wait a minute... Were you after my mushrooms?
**[21:17] Koshitan**
The hell I was!
**[21:19] Nokotan**
Of course not! I was so excited
to finally pick them today!
**[21:30] Nokotan**
Are you a poacher?!
**[21:32] Tanuki**
Eek! I'm so sorry!
**[21:34] Koshitan**
Says the one who's illegally
growing mushrooms!
**[21:37] Narrator**
Koshitan and Tanuki made it out alive!
**[21:47] Tanuki**
Seconds, please.
**[21:48] Koshitan**
*Huh?*
**[21:50] Koshitan**
*Huh?!*
**[21:52] Koshitan**
*Huh? Huh? Huh?*
***SIGN*** Student Council Office
**[21:58] Neko**
Why isn't anyone here?!
# E5 - Grab Her Weakness!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQEX3X/grab-her-weakness)
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***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
**[00:01] NARRATOR**
The former-delinquent-turned-
pseudo-honor-student Koshitan
**[00:04] NARRATOR**
occasionally wakes up early
to keep up her honor student pretense.
**[00:08] KOSHITAN**
* I feel like someone out there*
* is sarcastically dissing me.*
**[00:12] KOSHITAN**
*Behold.*
**[00:13] KOSHITAN**
* That weird deer girl has somewhat*
* thrown me off my game lately,*
**[00:17] KOSHITAN**
* but when I, the prim and proper*
* Koshi Torako, have my wits about me,*
**[00:20] KOSHITAN**
*I shine brightest in the morning sun.*
**[00:27] KOSHITAN**
A letter?
**[00:27] NOKOTAN**
A letter?
***SIGN*** Grab Her Weakness!!
**[02:06] NOKOTAN**
Notsu!
**[02:06] KOSHITAN**
What're you doing here so early?
**[02:08] KOSHITAN**
You usually barely make it
in the nick of time!
**[02:11] NOKOTAN**
I rolled over in bed this morning,
and then here I was.
**[02:14] KOSHITAN**
How much do you toss and turn?!
**[02:15] NOKOTAN**
Roll, roll.
**[02:16] NARRATOR**
This much.
**[02:18] KOSHITAN**
Anyway, I can't believe you managed to sneak
up on me, the former top delinquent in Hino.
**[02:23] KOSHITAN**
Where have my kill-or-be-killed instincts gone?
**[02:26] NOKOTAN**
I'm always in life-or-death situations, too.
***SIGN*** Hunters' Association
**[03:00] NOKOTAN**
Notsu!
**[03:08] KOSHITAN**
Pull the other one!
What are you, some kind of fugitive?!
**[03:10] NOKOTAN**
A letter in your shoe locker...
**[03:14] NOKOTAN**
You think it's a love letter?
**[03:15] KOSHITAN**
L-Love...
**[03:19] NOKOTAN**
Hm? First time getting one?
**[03:22] KOSHITAN**
A-As if!
**[03:23] KOSHITAN**
I know a girl as pretty as myself might seem
like she's out of everyone's league...
**[03:28] KOSHITAN**
But I figured I'd be getting one of these soon.
**[03:32] NOKOTAN**
Stare...
**[03:33] KOSHITAN**
What's with that look?
**[03:34] KOSHITAN**
What, have *you* gotten
love letters before, then?
**[03:38] NOKOTAN**
Nope!
**[03:39] KOSHITAN**
You haven't?!
**[03:41] KOSHITAN**
Why are you acting all high-and-mighty, then?
**[03:44] NOKOTAN**
I haven't *yet*,
**[03:46] NOKOTAN**
but I feel an aura coming
from my locker as we speak.
**[03:50] NOKOTAN**
The aura of another love letter.
**[03:52] KOSHITAN**
Wha?
**[03:54] NOKOTAN**
My antlers speak of it.
**[03:56] KOSHITAN**
*I find that hard to believe.*
**[03:59] KOSHITAN**
*But...*
**[04:00] KOSHITAN**
*After what happened the other day...*
**[04:03] NOKOTAN**
The time is now!
**[04:04] NOKOTAN**
Open!
**[04:07] KOSHITAN**
You got nothing.
**[04:09] KOSHITAN**
*She's in pain! Lots of it!*
**[04:11] KOSHITAN**
D-Don't let it get to ya.
**[04:14] KOSHITAN**
These things are all about
timing and happenstance.
**[04:19] NOKOTAN**
...ever.
**[04:19] KOSHITAN**
Huh?
**[04:20] NOKOTAN**
Whatever! I bet the TV stations,
streaming companies, and Kodansha
**[04:24] NOKOTAN**
are all getting truckloads
of fan mail addressed to me!
**[04:28] KOSHITAN**
Wh-What're you even talking about?
**[04:30] NARRATOR**
Please send her some, if you'd like.
**[04:32] NOKOTAN**
So? Are you gonna go out with the sender?
**[04:36] KOSHITAN**
Huh? Go out?
**[04:38] KOSHITAN**
Hang on. We don't know
that it's a love letter yet.
**[04:41] KOSHITAN**
A-A-And I don't know about
jumping straight to going out...
**[04:44] NOKOTAN**
Get over yourself, you big baby!
**[04:47] NOKOTAN**
You might be fine with dodging the question,
**[04:49] NOKOTAN**
but imagine how that'd make the sender feel!
**[04:52] NOKOTAN**
You need to give this some serious thought!
**[04:55] KOSHITAN**
F-Facts and logic!
**[04:59] NOKOTAN**
Take your time, meet them halfway,
**[05:02] NOKOTAN**
and if you end up feeling
the spark, too, then...
**[05:07] NOKOTAN**
Love and be loved. Do it for me, too.
**[05:10] KOSHITAN**
Shikanoko...
**[05:12] KOSHITAN**
You're right. They put their
heart and soul into this.
**[05:16] KOSHITAN**
I should take it with an open heart
and an open mind—
***SIGN*** Throwdown Challenge
**[05:21] KOSHITAN**
Damn it all!
**[05:27] KOSHITAN**
Say something!
**[05:28] KOSHITAN**
If you wanna challenge me to a fight,
look me in the eye, woman-to-woman!
**[05:31] KOSHITAN**
Not that I really thought it was a love
letter or anything! Not for one second!
**[05:36] KOSHITAN**
Say something, seriously!
**[05:42] BADGIRL**
Glad you had the guts to show your face,
Koshi Torako, the Wild Beast of Hino!
**[05:46] KOSHITAN**
And I'm glad to see you
so full of life this morning.
**[05:49] BADGIRL**
Didja think that was a love letter?
Made your heart skip a beat, did it?
**[05:53] BADGIRL**
I see you have some weird-ass new pet, too.
**[05:57] KOSHITAN**
Pet?
**[06:00] KOSHITAN**
She means you!
**[06:02] KOSHITAN**
Why'd you come with me, anyway?
**[06:04] BADGIRL**
Not that it matters.
**[06:05] BADGIRL**
I'm gonna kick your butt and take the title
of Hino's baddest badass for myself!
**[06:10] KOSHITAN**
Hate to break it to you, but I live life
on the straight and narrow now.
**[06:14] KOSHITAN**
I can't have you stalking me, though,
**[06:17] KOSHITAN**
so I'll end you right now!
**[06:21] KOSHITAN**
Uh, why are you taking up a fighting stance?
**[06:24] NOKOTAN**
I'll help you out. Deer Club sisterhood.
**[06:27] NOKOTAN**
Bring it!
**[06:28] KOSHITAN**
I don't need your help!
**[06:29] NOKOTAN**
Koshitan, did you forget who I am?
**[06:34] NOKOTAN**
I'm a deer-human hybrid.
**[06:37] NOKOTAN**
The ultimate primate...
**[06:41] NOKOTAN**
a deer.
**[06:41] KOSHITAN**
Not sounding too ultimate to me!
**[06:44] NARRATOR**
Maybe she should try saying that
after she's beaten Yoshida Saori.
**[06:48] BADGIRL**
Oh, very funny! But you won't be
goofing off for long!
**[07:02] BADGIRL**
Hi-yah!
**[07:04] BADGIRLA**
Gotcha!
**[07:16] KOSHITAN**
* They have the numbers*
* and the weapons advantage.*
**[07:18] KOSHITAN**
*Only so much I can do unarmed.*
**[07:23] NOKOTAN**
Use this, Koshitan!
**[07:27] KOSHITAN**
The hell am I supposed to do with this?!
**[07:54] NOKOTAN**
Bombing the school gym?
**[07:56] NOKOTAN**
That's my former delinquent, Koshitan!
**[07:58] KOSHITAN**
It's your damn fault!
And it sent you flying, too!
***SIGN*** Daily Hino
***SIGN*** Hino High Bombed
***SIGN*** Miraculously No Casualties
**[08:05] KOSHITAN**
I sure am glad this is a
braindead comedy anime.
***SIGN*** Niigata Prefecture
Yahikoyama Panorama Tower
***SIGN*** Biked here
**[08:14] KOSHITAN**
*Ever since she transferred in,*
**[08:17] KOSHITAN**
*she's made my life a living hell.*
**[08:20] KOSHITAN**
*And now I've even made the papers.*
**[08:23] KOSHITAN**
*I'm left with no choice.*
**[08:25] KOSHITAN**
*I must dig up dirt on her!*
**[08:27] KOSHITAN**
* So here I am, tailing her after school*
* on a day we're not meeting at club.*
**[08:33] KOSHITAN**
*And she ain't doing squat.*
**[08:36] KOSHITAN**
*She's been sitting there for an hour.*
**[08:39] KOSHITAN**
* Is she waiting for someone?*
* Just killing time?*
**[08:41] KOSHITAN**
*What is she doing?*
**[08:43] KOSHITAN**
*Wait, don't tell me...*
**[08:45] KOSHITAN**
*Is she homeless?*
**[08:53] NOKOTAN**
I'm hungry.
**[08:55] KOSHITAN**
*Bingo!*
**[08:57] KOSHITAN**
* So she has no home and*
* no money to even buy food?*
**[09:01] NOKOTAN**
Guess I'll have a snack.
**[09:03] KOSHITAN**
* Those flavor- and aroma-less*
* antlers are all she has to eat?*
**[09:07] KOSHITAN**
*I'm starting to feel sorry for her.*
**[09:10] KOSHITAN**
*Oh, well. Guess I'll buy her dinner.*
**[09:17] NOKOTAN**
Yum.
**[09:17] KOSHITAN**
*That's nuts!*
**[09:19] NARRATOR**
Nope, bananas.
**[09:20] KOSHITAN**
*C-Calm down.*
**[09:22] KOSHITAN**
*I've just started tailing her.*
**[09:25] KOSHITAN**
*I'll let her roam free...*
**[09:26] NOKOTAN**
I'm out.
**[09:28] KOSHITAN**
*...and get dirt on her for sure!*
**[09:31] NOKOTAN**
I should get going.
**[09:35] KOSHITAN**
*Oh? Going home?*
**[09:37] KOSHITAN**
*Right, figures she'd have somewhere to go.*
***SIGN*** Hino Zoo
**[09:51] NOKOTAN**
Notsu, Tsunoda-san.
**[09:53] TSUNODA**
Notsu.
**[09:56] KOSHITAN**
*Hold up. Is this her home?*
***SIGN*** Deer
**[09:59] KOSHITAN**
*She's living with Tsunoda?!*
**[10:00] KOSHITAN**
*Either way,*
**[10:02] KOSHITAN**
*is this a... deer exhibit?*
**[10:06] KOSHITAN**
*What's with this bizarre exhibit?*
**[10:08] KOSHITAN**
*Have you lost your mind, Hino Zoo?!*
**[10:10] GIRLFRIEND**
Hey, deer!
**[10:13] BOYFRIEND**
How cute.
**[10:14] NOKOTAN**
Welcome to Hino Zoo.
**[10:16] BOYFRIEND**
It talked!
**[10:17] GIRLFRIEND**
It's so smart!
**[10:18] KOSHITAN**
*Wait, you're allowed to talk?*
**[10:21] NOKOTAN**
This here's a deer exhibit.
**[10:24] KOSHITAN**
*Whoa, now she stepped up.*
**[10:25] BOYFRIEND**
It stood up!
**[10:26] GIRLFRIEND**
Deer are amazing!
**[10:28] KOSHITAN**
*What do they think deer are?*
**[10:29] NARRATOR**
The very concept of deer
begins to shift in her mind.
**[10:32] NOKOTAN**
In the deer corner, you can feed a deer.
**[10:35] GIRLFRIEND**
I'd like to try.
**[10:37] BOYFRIEND**
Yeah, let's do it.
**[10:38] NOKOTAN**
That'll be 300 yen per person.
**[10:39] KOSHITAN**
*You're charging?!*
**[10:44] NOKOTAN**
Here.
**[10:45] GIRLFRIEND**
Wow! I've never seen deer
crackers in real life before!
**[10:48] GIRLFRIEND**
Which ones do I feed?
**[10:51] GIRLFRIEND**
Hey, a fawn?
**[10:53] GIRLFRIEND**
Come here.
**[10:54] GIRLFRIEND**
Deer cracker for you.
**[10:56] GIRLFRIEND**
Say "aah"...
**[11:01] GIRLFRIEND**
What's with this deer? Unhand me!
***SIGN*** The bananas weren't enough
**[11:05] KOSHITAN**
* She sells deer crackers*
* and then eats them herself?*
**[11:07] GIRLFRIEND**
Quit it already!
**[11:09] GIRLFRIEND**
And stop licking my hand! Gross!
**[11:09] KOSHITAN**
* Forget dirt. I'm only*
* digging up more questions.*
**[11:12] KOSHITAN**
*And, heck...*
**[11:14] KOSHITAN**
* Why's everyone just accepting*
* her as part of the exhibit?*
**[11:17] KOSHITAN**
*Am I the crazy one?*
**[11:19] GIRLFRIEND**
Yikes, what the heck?
**[11:22] PA**
* It's time for Hino Zoo's*
* famous deer procession.*
**[11:28] PA**
* Please leave ample room*
* in the walkways as you wait.*
**[11:30] KOSHITAN**
Deer procession?
**[11:40] KOSHITAN**
Talk about a wild ride!
**[11:42] KOSHITAN**
Wh-What is this?
**[11:43] KOSHITAN**
Don't these things usually
feature smaller animals?
**[11:47] MITSU**
Oh, how adorable. And those
antlers are magnificent.
**[11:51] MITSU**
The deer are opening hearts everywhere.
**[11:53] KOSHITAN**
Who the heck are you?
**[11:55] MITSU**
Feast your eyes.
**[11:56] KOSHITAN**
Huh?
**[11:58] KOSHITAN**
Now what?!
**[12:04] KOSHITAN**
What's with this illusion?
**[12:07] KOSHITAN**
And it's a hit for some reason!
**[12:09] KIDA**
The Deer-neesama's wearing a sailor uniform!
**[12:13] KOSHITAN**
The hell's a Deer-neesama?!
**[12:14] KIDB**
It's like I'm in a deer meadow.
**[12:17] KOSHITAN**
And what's a deer meadow?
**[12:19] MITSU**
"The Chosen One will descend upon deer
territory, clad in sailor uniform."
**[12:25] MITSU**
The legend was true!
**[12:28] KOSHITAN**
That wasn't foreshadowed at all, though!
**[12:31] NOKOTAN**
Huh? Koshitan!
**[12:32] KOSHITAN**
Ack.
**[12:33] NOKOTAN**
What're you doing here?
**[12:36] NOKOTAN**
And why're you dressed like that?
**[12:39] KOSHITAN**
Uh, I was just walking around
'cause I was bored.
**[12:42] KOSHITAN**
The zoo can be good fun every now and then.
**[12:45] NOKOTAN**
Huh...
**[12:46] KOSHITAN**
Wh-What?
**[12:48] NOKOTAN**
Wait, Koshitan, are you...
**[12:51] NOKOTAN**
a fan of mine?
**[12:53] KOSHITAN**
Don't push your luck.
**[12:55] PA**
*Thank you for visiting Hino Zoo today.*
**[12:59] PA**
*We will be closing at 5 PM.*
**[13:03] PA**
*We eagerly await your next visit.*
**[13:07] NOKOTAN**
Great work, everydeer.
**[13:08] NOKOTAN**
Man, work sure wore me out again today.
**[13:12] KOSHITAN**
"Work"?
**[13:13] KOSHITAN**
*So she doesn't live here.*
**[13:17] NOKOTAN**
I should treat myself to some boba
on the way home.
**[13:20] KOSHITAN**
Do you have the money for that?
**[13:22] NOKOTAN**
Huh? Yeah?
**[13:26] KOSHITAN**
What's with the fat stacks?!
**[13:28] KOSHITAN**
Why'd you look so sad
back in the park, then?!
**[13:31] NOKOTAN**
Why are you mad?
**[13:33] KOSHITAN**
I'm not mad!
**[13:34] NOKOTAN**
Come on.
**[13:36] NOKOTAN**
Let's get boba together.
**[13:38] KOSHITAN**
Huh? Wh-Why would I go with you?
**[13:46] KOSHITAN**
Delicious!
**[13:46] DEER**
Deerlicious.
**[13:48] NOKOTAN**
Right? The boba tea here is yummy.
**[13:54] NOKOTAN**
Delicious!
**[13:55] DEER**
Deerlicious.
**[14:02] NARRATOR**
After Koshitan experienced that staple
of youth, grabbing a bite after school...
**[14:08] NOKOTAN**
See you tomorrow!
**[14:11] KOSHITAN**
Yeah.
**[14:14] NARRATOR**
...she completely forgot about tailing
Nokotan and went home with a smile.
**[14:19] NARRATOR**
Easy as ever.
***SIGN*** Niigata Prefecture
Yahiko Shrine
Deer Garden
***SIGN*** Niigata Prefecture, Yahikoyama
Yahiko Shrine
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[14:32] NARRATOR**
Nekoyamada Neko, student council
vice president, 132 cm tall.
**[14:38] NARRATOR**
She's plotting to abolish the Deer Club
and bring about Koshitan's downfall.
**[14:43] NEKO**
The president got summoned by her
homeroom teacher. She shouldn't be here.
**[14:46] NEKO**
Now's my chance.
**[14:48] NEKO**
To fulfill my ambition of becoming
president and the school's madonna...
**[14:54] NEKO**
Today I'll dig up dirt on her!
**[14:59] NOKOTAN**
Notsu.
**[15:02] NEKO**
Wh-Whoa! Don't scare me like that!
**[15:06] NOKOTAN**
Right back at ya.
**[15:08] NOKOTAN**
What were you doing there?
**[15:10] NEKO**
Huh? O-Oh, uh... Well...
**[15:13] NOKOTAN**
Oh!
**[15:14] NEKO**
What?
**[15:15] NOKOTAN**
Could it be...
**[15:17] NOKOTAN**
You want to join?
**[15:20] NEKO**
Wha?
**[15:21] NEKO**
Uh, no.
**[15:22] NOKOTAN**
You should've said so!
**[15:25] NOKOTAN**
Be right there.
**[15:27] NEKO**
Okay, time to scram.
**[15:28] NOKOTAN**
Thanks for waiting!
***SIGN*** Welcome to the Deer Club
**[15:31] NOKOTAN**
Welcome to the Deer Club!
**[15:33] NEKO**
*We got a clown in the house!*
**[15:38] NOKOTAN**
It's so great that the Deer Club's
getting a new member.
**[15:43] NOKOTAN**
What made you want to join?
**[15:44] NEKO**
Uh, actually...
**[15:44] NOKOTAN**
You realized that deer are gonna
take over the world, too?
**[15:48] NOKOTAN**
So you wanted to be closer to deer?
**[15:49] NOKOTAN**
Deer are so great, huh?
**[15:51] NEKO**
Wait—
**[15:51] NOKOTAN**
What do you like about deer? The antlers?
**[15:53] NOKOTAN**
Oh, want a deer cracker?
**[15:55] NEKO**
Th-There's been a mewsunderstanding!
**[15:58] NEKO**
*Mews... mews... mews...*
**[16:01] NOKOTAN**
Hmm? What do you mean?
**[16:03] NEKO**
I-I don't want to join or anything.
**[16:07] NEKO**
I was, uh... Right. I was just passing by.
**[16:11] NEKO**
So I'm sorry, but I'm not going to join.
**[16:14] NOKOTAN**
Gah!
**[16:16] NEKO**
Huh?
**[16:18] NOKOTAN**
Oh... I jumped the gun, huh?
**[16:22] NEKO**
*She's in pain. Lots of it.*
**[16:25] NOKOTAN**
Sorry about that. Not many people
want to join, so I got all hyped up.
**[16:30] NOKOTAN**
I went overboard and made
myself look like a clown.
**[16:34] NOKOTAN**
Laugh at me if you want!
**[16:37] NEKO**
*Th-The guilt... It's killing me.*
**[16:40] NEKO**
Oh, I know.
**[16:41] NEKO**
While I'm here, I think I'll join
on a trial basis, maybe?
**[16:45] NEKO**
* I mean, it might help me find*
* some dirt on the president.*
**[16:49] NOKOTAN**
Really?
**[16:50] NEKO**
*And she seems dumb. A perfect pawn.*
**[16:54] NOKOTAN**
Okay, time for introductions.
**[16:56] NOKOTAN**
I'm Shikanoko Noko. Call me Nokotan.
**[17:00] NEKO**
Nekoyamada Neko. I'm a third-year.
**[17:03] NOKOTAN**
Nice to meetcha, Shikayamada-san!
**[17:05] NEKO**
Could you not casually deer-ify me?!
**[17:07] NARRATOR**
Full name Shikayamada Shika, I presume.
**[17:11] NOKOTAN**
Okay, let's get to the usual deer regime.
**[17:15] NOKOTAN**
You should join us while you're here,
Shikayamada-san.
**[17:19] NEKO**
*The heck is the deer regime?!*
**[17:20] NARRATOR**
Looks like she's made her peace
with being Shikayamada.
**[17:23] NOKOTAN**
But first, let me introduce you
to the other members.
**[17:27] NOKOTAN**
This here's the Deer Club's second deer,
**[17:29] NOKOTAN**
Bashame.
**[17:30] BASHAME**
Bashame's Bashame Meme.
**[17:32] BASHAME**
The Deer Club's deer-in-training,
a more-than-human-less-than-deer first-year.
**[17:37] BASHAME**
Nom.
**[17:38] NEKO**
*Why's she eating rice?*
**[17:42] BASHAME**
Also, Bashame wants to make a rice paddy soon.
**[17:44] NEKO**
Who are you even talking to?
**[17:46] NEKO**
W-Well, I'm a third-year, which makes me
your senpai. Nice to meet you.
**[17:50] BASHAMA**
Nice to meet you, too.
**[17:52] BASHAMA**
But Bashame's your senpai
in deerdom. Don't forget that.
**[17:58] NEKO**
Huh... Uh, okay.
**[18:01] NEKO**
Sorry about that.
**[18:02] NARRATOR**
When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
**[18:04] NARRATOR**
When in the Deer Club, do as the deer dee.
**[18:07] NOKOTAN**
And this is our third deer,
**[18:09] NOKOTAN**
Anko.
**[18:10] ANKO**
I don't want you calling me a deer.
**[18:13] NOKOTAN**
Huh? But you said you were.
**[18:16] ANKO**
The only one who can call me
a deer is Onee-chan.
**[18:19] ANKO**
I'm a deer for her and her alone!
**[18:22] NEKO**
Uh, you're the student council
president's little sister, right?
**[18:26] ANKO**
Yes, what about it?
**[18:27] NEKO**
What do you mean, a deer for her alone?
**[18:30] ANKO**
I meant what I said.
**[18:32] ANKO**
Is there a problem?
**[18:34] NEKO**
Nope. No problems.
**[18:37] NEKO**
None at all.
**[18:39] NOKOTAN**
Okay, let's begin the deer regime.
**[18:43] NOKOTAN**
First...
**[18:44] NOKOTAN**
Here.
**[18:48] NEKO**
Uh...
**[18:49] NEKO**
Those are deer crackers, right?
**[18:53] NEKO**
What about them?
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[18:57] NEKO**
Ow! What was that for?!
**[18:59] NOKOTAN**
Shikayamada...
**[19:01] NOKOTAN**
You call yourself an aspiring deer?!
**[19:03] NEKO**
Not sure how you want me to respond to that.
**[19:05] NEKO**
You just held out some deer crackers
and said nothing else.
**[19:10] NOKOTAN**
Bashame. You're the senpai.
**[19:12] NOKOTAN**
Show her how it's done.
**[19:18] NOKOTAN**
A deer, upon finding deer crackers,
must consume them post-haste.
**[19:22] NOKOTAN**
This is basic deernomics.
**[19:24] NOKOTAN**
And this is training to hone
that response in you.
**[19:26] NOKOTAN**
Come at me like we're on
a battlefield from now on.
**[19:29] NEKO**
Y-Yessir.
**[19:31] NARRATOR**
I pray that you never have to go into battle.
**[19:35] NOKOTAN**
Next up, Anko.
**[19:37] ANKO**
I only eat deer crackers Onee-chan offers me.
**[19:40] ANKO**
Why isn't she here, anyway?
**[19:42] NOKOTAN**
Our homeroom teacher wanted to talk to her.
She might not make it today.
**[19:46] ANKO**
You should've told me that at the start!
**[19:48] ANKO**
I can sneak into her room all I want now!
**[19:52] ANKO**
And, once inside,
I can do whatever my heart desires!
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[19:56] NEKO**
*Huh? She's leaving in the middle of training?*
**[19:59] NEKO**
Are there no rules here?
**[20:01] NOKOTAN**
Next up, the antler regime!
**[20:02] NEKO**
Antler regime?!
**[20:03] NOKOTAN**
A deer must be able to grow antlers at will.
**[20:07] NOKOTAN**
Like this.
**[20:08] NEKO**
I feel like that's a special skill
even among deer!
**[20:11] BASHAME**
Nokotan-senpai.
**[20:13] BASHAME**
Bashame daresays the antler regime
might be too advanced for a newbie.
**[20:15] NEKO**
*Like you're not a newbie yourself!*
**[20:18] NOKOTAN**
Bashame, I see where you're coming from.
**[20:21] NOKOTAN**
But one look told me
all I needed to know earlier.
**[20:25] NOKOTAN**
This girl here?
**[20:27] NOKOTAN**
She has potential to be the real deer.
**[20:31] NOKOTAN**
Okay, time to train!
**[20:32] NEKO**
R-Right.
**[20:35] NOKOTAN**
Close your eyes and picture it.
**[20:38] NOKOTAN**
Picture antlers growing out of your head.
**[20:41] NEKO**
Antlers growing...
**[20:43] NOKOTAN**
Right. Relax.
**[20:45] NEKO**
* Picture antlers growing...*
* Picture antlers growing...*
**[20:55] NEKO**
Wait, we get *your* antlers growing?!
**[20:57] BASHAME**
H-How is a newbie doing this?
**[21:00] NOKOTAN**
Way to go, Shikayamada.
**[21:02] NOKOTAN**
I didn't expect you to be such a prodigy.
**[21:04] NEKO**
Wait, that counts?
**[21:05] NOKOTAN**
I've never ran into anyone
who could grow them so long.
**[21:10] BASHAME**
Bashame's so jelly!
**[21:12] NEKO**
*Do I really have immense deer talent?!*
**[21:16] NARRATOR**
Neko-chan's just as easy as Koshitan.
**[21:21] NOKOTAN**
That does it for club today.
**[21:23] NOKOTAN**
You did well, Shikayamada.
**[21:26] NOKOTAN**
These are for you.
**[21:28] NOKOTAN**
Congratulations.
**[21:29] NOKOTAN**
You can proudly call yourself a deer now.
**[21:32] NEKO**
Instructor!
**[21:33] BASHAME**
Bashame hates to admit it,
but you're the real deer.
**[21:39] NEKO**
Heck yeah!
**[21:40] NEKO**
The Deer Club rules!
**[21:49] NEKO**
Wait, I failed to dig up any dirt
on Koshi Torako again!
**[21:55] NEKO**
Hiss!
**[21:57] NARRATOR**
Hang in there, Neko-chan.
**[21:59] NARRATOR**
The experience you gained today
may come in handy someday...
**[22:02] NARRATOR**
or it may not.
# E6 - Summer Deer Festival
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ59WN/summer-deer-festival)
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***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
**[00:00] Narrator**
We would like to humbly thank all the
loyal viewers of* My Deer Friend Nokotan*.
**[00:06] Narrator**
As we fearfully await the day we receive
objections from a deer conservation group,
**[00:09] Narrator**
our show has officially
reached the halfway mark.
**[00:13] Narrator**
So this time, on top of our usual episode,
**[00:17] Narrator**
we are proud to present to you a
collection of eighteen mini episodes.
**[00:21] Narrator**
Isn't it great getting eighteen
for the price of one?
**[00:25] Nokotan**
Starting notsu!
***SIGN*** Summer Deer Festival
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
***SIGN*** I Seriously Don't Get the Trick
***SIGN*** Bessatsu Friend
**[02:05] Nokotan**
Koshitan, Koshitan!
**[02:06] Koshitan**
Hm?
**[02:07] Nokotan**
I'm about to show you my psychic powers,
so watch carefully.
**[02:10] Koshitan**
'Kay.
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[02:21] Koshitan**
It started shining?
Wait, does she actually...
***SIGN*** Flop
**[02:26] Koshitan**
Not the spoon but yourself?
***SIGN*** You're Probably Gonna Stand Out for Various Reasons
**[02:32] Koshitan**
Man, I could sure use some coffee right now.
**[02:34] Nokotan**
Want some?
**[02:35] Koshitan**
You actually have some?
***SIGN*** Open
**[02:46] Koshitan**
Actually, I'm good.
**[02:48] Nokotan**
Om, nom, nom...
***SIGN*** Better Than Selling Off Some Organs
**[02:50] Koshitan**
The cost of the deer crackers...
**[02:52] Koshitan**
Room repair expenses for all the destruction
Shikanoko and Anko caused...
**[02:56] Koshitan**
The cost of the King of
Koshi Torako Competition...
**[02:59] Koshitan**
We don't have enough money!
**[03:01] Koshitan**
Also, the Deer Club has to foot the entire bill
for that competition? Damn it!
**[03:07] Nokotan**
Koshitan.
**[03:10] Nokotan**
Wanna sell these on Mercari?
***SIGN*** Recommended Shop Pick
***SIGN*** Deer Antler
***SIGN*** List
***SIGN*** Genjima-san has purchased the item
"Deer Antler °Like New°." Please send
the item after confirming their details.
**[03:26] Koshitan**
We sold one!
**[03:27] Narrator**
Club funds secured!
***SIGN*** She's Not Killing Anyone with Those Winks
**[03:30] Nokotan**
Notsu.
**[03:33] Nokotan**
Notsu.
**[03:35] Koshitan**
How does all that actually work?
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
***SIGN*** This Is Definitely Messed Up
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Guugle News
Top | Live | Ranking | Entertainment | Sports | Gourmet | Politics
Cat-Eared Idols Are All the Rage!!
Shishidoko Neko from nekomarionette-paties, the idol group
gaining fame on social media as "the underground idols who
look too good with cat ears," uploaded a video onto her personal
Mytube channel on the 10th. The video happened to be of her
doing an official "Let's Dance" video of part of the choreography
for their new song that goes on sale next month.
Fans were so blown away by this video that they flooded
the internet with comments. This surprise...
***SIGN*** We asked everyone in Japan!
***SIGN*** Favorite Animal Ranking
***SIGN*** 1st Cat
***SIGN*** 2nd Dog
***SIGN*** 3rd Bear
***SIGN*** 4th Horse
***SIGN*** 5th Sparrow
***SIGN*** Out of Ranking Deer
**[03:43] [SONG] Sign**
Comments & General Consensus
***SIGN*** According to our survey, cats took the number-one spot.
***SIGN*** Top News > Sports
***SIGN*** The World Cat Cup Begins!
***SIGN*** Japanese Cats Come Out on Top!
Made it Through the Group Leagues!
***SIGN*** The World Cat Cup opened last week.
The Japanese cats had their work cut out
for them with one win and one loss.
This morning, they went up against the
Spanish cats to see who would move
onto the finals league. The Spanish cats
are a powerhouse team—one of the top
teams in Europe. They definitely didn't
pull any punches against their Japanese
opponents. A fierce battle continued as
neither side would let up, but then the
Japanese cats went for a risky move.
The competition was close, but the
"Calico's 1mm," which was trending on
social media, is what turned the tables,
bringing them victory...
***SIGN*** Shimbun
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Top News > Politics
***SIGN*** The Truth Behind the Cat Party's Seizure of Power
***SIGN*** The Deer Party Self-Destructs?!
The Truth Behind the Regime
Change
***SIGN*** Support for the Deer Party has continued
to decline due to the faction-related slush
fund scandal that has been going on since
last year. Political distrust has grown as
the number of independents who do not
support any political party swells.
Meanwhile, the Cat Party has steadily
built up the public's trust through
economic recovery measures and other
efforts. The gap between the two parties'
support rates has become decisive.
***SIGN*** We asked for political scientist Toranoi-san's analysis of this regime change.
**[03:50] [SONG] Sign**
"Monthly Deer" Publication Suspended
**[03:53] Nokotan**
Wasn't it finally time for deer to shine?!
**[03:56] Narrator**
Better luck in your next life.
***SIGN*** I Think Just My Antlers Might Grow Every Night
**[04:01] Nokotan**
I totally think the Deer Club should
start selling body pillow covers.
**[04:05] Koshitan**
Where'd that come from?
**[04:07] Nokotan**
Hup!
**[04:08] Nokotan**
I even made a sample!
**[04:10] Koshitan**
Did you just will that into existence?
**[04:12] Koshitan**
Also, it has antlers...
**[04:14] Nokotan**
Try it out, Koshitan!
**[04:17] Nokotan**
Well? Well?!
**[04:19] Koshitan**
*Damn antler's in the way.*
***SIGN*** I Sure Hope You Make This into Merch
**[04:22] Nokotan**
Then how about some Deer Club T-shirts?
**[04:25] Koshitan**
I guess we could do that much.
***SIGN*** Deer Club
***SIGN*** Notsu.
**[04:30] Nokotan**
All done!
**[04:30] Koshitan**
You just formed it out of the ether again.
**[04:33] Nokotan**
I'm gonna wear it right now!
***SIGN*** Deer Club
***SIGN*** Notsu.
***SIGN*** It Shines in Seven Colors
**[04:41] Nokotan**
Did you drop this golden antler
or this silver antler?
**[04:45] Koshitan**
You whut?
**[04:46] Nokotan**
Did you drop this golden antler
or this silver antler?
**[04:50] Koshitan**
You're just going to keep asking
until I answer, aren't you?
**[04:55] Koshitan**
I actually didn't drop either of them.
**[04:57] Nokotan**
Since you're so honest, I shall
give you this gaming antler!
**[05:01] Koshitan**
Gaming antler?
**[05:02] Koshitan**
Uh!
**[05:03] Koshitan**
Oh, god! My eyes! My eyes!
***SIGN*** No Boba for You
**[05:23] Koshitan**
Wait a minute. This isn't a straw!
**[05:24] Koshitan**
It's an antler!
**[05:27] Nokotan**
*Just as antler.*
***SIGN*** Hand-Me-Downs
**[05:31] Koshitan**
Look at you, all high-school-girl-like.
**[05:35] Koshitan**
You looked great in your
middle school uniform,
**[05:37] Koshitan**
but you rock the sailor uniform, too.
**[05:39] Anko**
Squee! We match, Onee-chan!
**[05:42] Koshitan**
I mean... that applies to everyone
else at our school, too...
**[05:46] Koshitan**
It does seem a bit big on you, though.
**[05:48] Koshitan**
You didn't want a more fitting size?
**[05:51] Anko**
Well, this is your hand-me-down.
**[05:54] Koshitan**
Oh, I see...
***SIGN*** Ta-hay-sty
***SIGN*** Ta-hay-sty
***SIGN*** Ta-hay-sty
**[06:13] Bashame**
Ta-hay-sty.
***SIGN*** Ta-hay-sty
***SIGN*** Ta-hay-sty
***SIGN*** Deerlicious
***SIGN*** Deerlicious
**[06:14] Nokotan**
Deerlicious.
**[06:15] Bashame**
Ta-hay-sty.
**[06:15] Nokotan**
Deerlicious.
**[06:16] Bashame**
Ta-hay-sty.
**[06:16] Nokotan**
Deerlicious.
***SIGN*** Notsu Notsu Shopping
***SIGN*** Basically Inventory Disposal
**[06:19] Nokotan**
Hello, viewers. It's time once
again for *Notsu Notsu Shopping*.
**[06:25] Nokotan**
And here's our item for today!
***SIGN*** Koshi
**[06:29] Nokotan**
Our antler-shaped name seal case!
**[06:31] Anko**
Wow. It's so popular right now.
I've been dying to get one.
***SIGN*** yen
**[06:35] Nokotan**
Usually, it's 29,800 yen after tax...
**[06:39] Nokotan**
But just for you viewers today!
***SIGN*** yen
***SIGN*** yen
**[06:41] Nokotan**
We've slashed the price by 90%,
and it's only 2,980 yen!
**[06:45] Anko**
Wow, 2,980 yen? Really?
***SIGN*** Free Shipping
**[06:49] Nokotan**
Buy three, and you'll get free shipping!
**[06:51] Nokotan**
Act now, and we'll throw
in this antler plushie,
**[06:53] Nokotan**
this antler beauty essence,
and this wood-carved antler!
**[06:57] Anko**
*Wow, what a deal.*
**[07:03] Neko**
Really? An antler-shaped name seal case?
***SIGN*** Student Council Office
***SIGN*** Locally, a Huge Hit
**[07:11] Tanuki**
You seem really happy, Chiharu.
**[07:13] Tanuki**
What's that?
**[07:14] Neko**
An antler-shaped name seal case.
**[07:16] Tanuki**
An antler-shaped name seal case?!
That's wonderful!
**[07:22] Tsubame**
I also got an antler plushie, antler beauty
essence, and this wood-carved antler.
**[07:27] Tanuki**
Wow! That plushie is so cute!
**[07:33] Tsubame**
Here, Kinu. You can have one.
**[07:35] Tanuki**
Wait, really?!
**[07:36] Tanuki**
But I'm such a failure as a childhood friend!
**[07:40] Tanuki**
Chiharu!
**[07:42] Tsubame**
There, there.
**[07:43] Tsubame**
You're always taking care of me, Kinu.
***SIGN*** At This Rate, You Could Get Them to Buy Anything
**[07:50] Neko**
*An antler-shaped name seal case...*
**[07:52] Neko**
*Are they actually popular?*
**[07:55] Neko**
*Come on. It's not like I'd ever use one.*
**[07:58] Neko**
*But it's free shipping...*
**[08:00] Neko**
*It's 90% off...*
**[08:02] Neko**
* And it comes with a plushie, a wood carving,*
* and beauty essence...*
**[08:05] Neko**
*2,980 yen...*
**[08:07] Neko**
*It's actually... a good deal?!*
**[08:09] Narrator**
Yeah, she bought it.
***SIGN*** Powerful Enemy
**[08:17] Koshitan**
Oh, hey. A cat. How cute.
**[08:20] Nokotan**
But deer are much cuter!
**[08:22] Koshitan**
It's not a competition.
**[08:26] Koshitan**
Dang, that wind's strong.
**[08:27] Bashame**
But Bashame is much stronger!
**[08:30] Koshitan**
Seriously, who are you even competing with?
***SIGN*** Koshitan Is Studying
**[08:37] Anko**
Onee-chan, I made you some tea.
**[08:39] Koshitan**
Oh, thanks.
***SIGN*** 5 minutes later
**[08:43] Anko**
Onee-chan, I brought you a snack.
**[08:45] Koshitan**
Oh, thanks.
***SIGN*** Another 5 minutes later
**[08:48] Anko**
Onee-chan, I brought you more tea.
***SIGN*** And another 5 minutes later
**[08:53] Anko**
Onee-chan—
**[08:54] Koshitan**
Could you leave me alone for a bit?
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
***SIGN*** Surprisingly Athletic
**[09:04] Nokotan**
Newbie! Greet your senpai!
**[09:07] Nokotan and Bashame**
Notsu!
***SIGN*** DEER CLUB THE ROCK
**[09:10] Nokotan**
Let's start a band!
**[09:12] Koshitan**
Did you get inspired by
some late-night anime?
**[09:15] Nokotan**
So anyway, I brought us instruments!
***SIGN*** Shakuhachi
***SIGN*** Theremin
***SIGN*** Udu drum
**[09:19] Koshitan**
The hell is this lineup?
**[09:21] Koshitan**
I can't even imagine what kind of
melody they'd produce together.
**[09:24] Anko**
Then I'll play the vuvuzela.
**[09:27] Nokotan**
You're in!
**[09:28] Koshitan**
I'm sorry, what?!
That wasn't even in the lineup!
**[09:31] Bashame**
Bashame can whistle.
**[09:35] Nokotan**
You're in!
**[09:37] Koshitan**
Do you really need someone
to whistle in a band?!
**[09:40] Koshitan**
And she can't even whistle!
**[09:41] Nokotan**
And I'll be the vocalist.
**[09:43] Koshitan**
No fair!
**[09:44] Narrator**
Koshitan... on udu drum,
theremin, and shakuhachi.
***SIGN*** Shizuoka Prefecture
Mishima Taisha
***SIGN*** Shizuoka Prefecture
Mishima Taisha
Sacred Deer Park
**[09:57] Narrator**
It's finally summertime in Hino City!
**[10:02] Anko**
Who would've thought summer would
come to Hino City... Right, Onee-chan?
**[10:05] Koshitan**
I mean, summer comes
to Hino City all the time.
**[10:08] Koshitan**
You and the narrator guy
**[10:10] Koshitan**
seem to think Hino is some ominous place
outside the human realm and understanding.
**[10:14] Narrator**
I mean... the manga went for over
three years without one summer.
**[10:17] Anko**
Well, anyway. Our summer
uniforms are nice, too.
**[10:20] Koshitan**
Yeah.
**[10:21] Koshitan**
Even if our uniforms are old hat by now,
just shortening the sleeves
**[10:24] Koshitan**
adds a refreshing bit of eye candy.
**[10:27] Koshitan**
Just kidding.
**[10:28] Anko**
You're right, though.
**[10:30] Anko**
Just look at how much of your upper arm
shows thanks to those short sleeves!
**[10:35] Anko**
Not to mention the glimpses of your alluring
armpits that show through the hole...
**[10:39] Anko**
An all-you-can-eat buffet for the eyes!
**[10:41] Anko**
It's the best.
**[10:42] Koshitan**
Where the hell are you looking?!
**[10:44] Anko**
And, of course...
**[10:46] Anko**
The faint outline on your back visible
through the thin summer uniform...
**[10:49] Anko**
The pure-white love bra strap!
**[10:51] Koshitan**
Your eyes are creeping me out!
**[10:52] Anko**
Oh, you're being so bashful, Onee-chan!
**[10:54] Anko**
So cute.
**[10:55] Koshitan**
Don't inch closer to me
with those predatory eyes!
**[10:58] Classmate A**
Oh, it's Koshi-san and her little sister.
**[11:01] Classmate C**
They're so close even when
it's bright and early.
**[11:03] Classmate B**
Sister yuri... I can dig it!
**[11:06] Nokotan**
Oh, hey. It's Koshitan and Koshian!
**[11:08] Koshitan**
And now more predators.
**[11:10] Nokotan**
Let's do our best at being deer as usual!
**[11:13] Koshitan**
Okay, what the hell happened to you now?!
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[11:15] Narrator**
Anyway, a bunch happened,
and now it's after school.
**[11:19] Anko**
It's been a while, but I guess
it's not going away.
**[11:22] Anko**
Does anything feel strange?
**[11:24] Nokotan**
Nope! My antlers are moving just fine, too!
**[11:26] Koshitan**
Antlers aren't supposed to move.
**[11:29] Koshitan**
Actually, you know...
**[11:32] Koshitan**
Did you eat something off the ground
and catch some weird disease?
**[11:36] Nokotan**
How rude! The only thing I eat
off the ground is deer crackers!
**[11:41] Koshitan**
So you *are* eating things off the ground.
**[11:42] Anko**
But it's rare to find deer crackers randomly
lying on the ground outside of Nara.
**[11:47] Bashame**
Bashame has figured it out.
**[11:49] Bashame**
Bashame has seen those spots
that are on your body before.
**[11:52] Bashame**
And it is indeed a disease!
**[11:55] Koshitan**
W-Wait, seriously, Bashame?
**[11:58] Bashame**
Yes. The disease Nokotan-senpai has is...
**[12:01] Koshitan**
Is...?
**[12:02] Anko**
Is...?
**[12:03] Nokotan**
Is...?
**[12:05] Bashame**
The arch-nemesis of rice!
**[12:07] Bashame**
It's rice blast!
**[12:10] Narrator**
Rice blast is a disease caused by a
fungus that can grow in rice paddies.
**[12:14] Narrator**
White splotches appear on
the leaves of infected plants.
**[12:18] Narrator**
If the symptoms worsen, the plant
will eventually wither completely.
**[12:22] Narrator**
Not only does it reduce the yield of the rice
harvest, it can even kill off entire paddies,
**[12:27] Narrator**
making it the disease that rice farmers
are the most afraid of.
**[12:30] Koshitan**
That's not even an animal disease!
**[12:32] Bashame**
There's no doubt about it.
**[12:34] Bashame**
Bashame watches *THE TETSUWAN DASH*
all the time, so Bashame knows lots.
***SIGN*** Shut your mouth, Koshitan!
**[12:39] Koshitan**
I mean, DASH *is* a great show...
**[12:42] Koshitan**
But that aside...
**[12:43] Koshitan**
Your face is really pissing me off!
**[12:46] Nokotan**
Oh. I guess I was a rice plant,
not a deer, all along.
**[12:49] Anko**
Shika-san and Ine-san are like
old names for women in Japan.
**[12:54] Bashame**
Bashame respects you as
a deer, Nokotan-senpai.
**[12:58] Bashame**
But... as someone who worries about
Japan's food self-sufficiency rates declining,
**[13:03] Bashame**
rice blast must be taken care of!
***SIGN*** My Deer Friend Nokotan
**[13:05] Narrator**
Please continue to support the social
studies anime* My Deer Friend Nokotan*.
**[13:10] Nokotan**
You're right, Bashame.
**[13:12] Nokotan**
I can't go causin' trouble for all the
rice farmers in Japan with my sickly body.
**[13:19] Koshitan**
Shikanoko?
**[13:20] Nokotan**
Deer don't truly die. They just disappear.
**[13:23] Nokotan**
Koshitan, I leave the Deer Club in your hands.
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[13:26] Koshitan**
H-Hey, what do you mean by that?
**[13:29] Koshitan**
This whole club was your idea!
**[13:32] Nokotan**
See ya... Koshitan.
**[13:48] Koshitan**
Sh-Shikanoko!
**[13:50] Bashame**
Koshitan-senpai sure does get
influenced by the mood easily.
**[13:54] Anko**
That's one of the best
things about my sister!
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[14:00] Nokotan**
Tsunoda-san, are you slacking off again?
**[14:03] Nokotan**
I know it's hot, but you
shouldn't be doing that.
**[14:05] Koshitan**
Whatever happened to him being a "wild" deer?
**[14:11] Koshitan**
Hey, Shikanoko.
**[14:13] Koshitan**
Tsunoda-san's body...
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[14:15] Nokotan**
Notsu? Oh!
**[14:17] Nokotan**
We match, Tsunoda-san.
**[14:20] Anko**
Onee-chan, maybe she's not sick.
Maybe she's just molting.
**[14:25] Koshitan**
Molting?
**[14:30] Narrator**
Twice per year, deer molt in order to
change into their summer or winter coats.
**[14:34] Narrator**
And the noticeable spots that
show up on their summer coats
**[14:37] Narrator**
are also known as the "kanoko" design.
**[14:40] Narrator**
Surely you've seen it on the back
of that one world-famous fawn—
**[14:43] Koshitan**
Hey, wait! When it comes to copyright, that's
the one company you don't want to mess with!
**[14:47] Anko**
That story's in the public domain now,
so should be fine... probably.
**[14:51] Nokotan**
Oh, so I was just molting.
**[14:54] Nokotan**
Whoopsies. Tee-hee.
***SIGN*** April ~ May
**[14:57] Narrator**
Note: deer actually change into their
summer coats between April and May.
**[15:01] Narrator**
But we're just some dumb comedy anime,
so don't think about it too hard.
**[15:05] Koshitan**
Don't call us dumb.
**[15:06] Bashame**
Bashame believed in you from
the start, Nokotan-senpai.
**[15:10] Koshitan**
Why, you little...
**[15:11] Nokotan**
Well, no wonder I shed
so much since yesterday.
**[15:15] Nokotan**
Just look at all this!
**[15:17] Koshitan**
Yeah, that's definitely
the other kind of molting!
**[15:20] Nokotan**
What? I mean this clearly all hair!
**[15:24] Koshitan**
Look, that's terrifying!
**[15:26] Nokotan**
Oh, no! My fur!
**[15:33] Koshitan**
Don't put it on!
**[15:34] Bashame**
The ventilation is great!
**[15:37] Nokotan**
Well, now that we're all
dressed for the season,
**[15:40] Nokotan**
let the Deer Club's summer officially begin!
**[15:42] Nokotan and Bashame**
Yeah!
**[15:46] Anko**
Onee-chan?
**[15:47] Koshitan**
Well, I mean... I'm pretty sure this
summer's gonna be insane, you know?
**[15:52] Narrator**
Now that they're appropriately dressed, the
Deer Club's hot summer can begin in earnest.
**[15:57] Tanuki**
Huh? Chiharu, is that a new antler?
**[16:01] Tsbuame**
Yeah. I bought it for 2,000 yen on Mercari.
**[16:04] Tsbuame**
What a bargain.
**[16:05] Narrator**
And then that hot summer...
**[16:08] Narrator**
ended with no particular issue.
**[16:10] Koshitan**
Was there a reason our hot summer
didn't even make it to the end credits?
**[16:16] Bashame**
Heya, Anko-chan.
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[16:18] Nokotan**
All my fur molted again, so here's
a fresh coat just for you, Koshian!
**[16:22] Anko**
Oh, no. My hand slipped.
**[16:24] Bashame**
That's such a waste, Anko-chan!
**[16:27] Bashame**
These are so comfy to wear.
**[16:29] Anko**
How long are you going
to be wearing that thing?
**[16:33] Koshitan**
Shedding hair, huh?
**[16:44] Narrator**
Koshitan decided to halt her train of thought
before it arrived at a terrifying station.
**[16:50] Neko**
So, about our plan
to eradicate the Deer Club...
**[16:53] Neko**
Let's have you two report on your progress.
**[16:56] Tanuki**
Progress? But Chiharu and I aren't
exactly planning to eradicate it...
**[17:02] Neko**
What? But you said you'd assist me!
**[17:07] Tanuki**
I didn't say anything of the sort!
**[17:09] Neko**
What?! Also, why are we back
to winter uniforms?
**[17:12] Neko**
I didn't even get to show
off my summer uniform!
**[17:15] Neko**
I don't even remember having
any kind of summer vacation!
**[17:19] Tanuki**
I'm so sorry! It's probably because
my upper arms are so flabby and ugly
**[17:26] Tanuki**
and visible with short sleeves
that our summer just ended!
**[17:29] Narrator**
Your lack of a summer vacation
is a feature, not a bug.
**[17:32] Nokotan**
May I have a moment?
**[17:34] Neko**
Oh? Do you have something to report?
**[17:38] Neko**
Wait, what are you doing here?!
***SIGN*** Hiiiisss
**[17:41] Neko**
This is a Deer Club eradication meeting!
**[17:43] Neko**
We can't do it with the Deer Club here!
**[17:45] Nokotan**
Now's not the time to sweat the small stuff.
**[17:48] Neko**
Small? It's your club we're eradicating!
**[17:51] Neko**
I mean, I guess I shouldn't bring that up.
**[17:53] Nokotan**
I have made the discovery of the century.
**[17:57] Neko**
Of the century?
**[17:58] Nokotan**
Take a look at this.
**[18:01] Neko**
What is that?
**[18:03] Nokotan**
Heh.
**[18:04] Nokotan**
It's a tsuchinoko!
**[18:05] Neko**
It absolutely is not!
**[18:07] Neko**
Wh-What in the world is this mysterious orb?!
**[18:12] Neko**
It moved!
**[18:13] Neko**
Are those *tentacles* growing from it?!
**[18:15] Neko**
And it's squirming around! Gross!
**[18:18] Tanuki**
What a unique shape.
**[18:20] Tsubame**
The mysteries of life...
**[18:22] Neko**
Wha... You two are rather calm.
**[18:24] Nokotan**
Isn't it amazing?
**[18:26] Nokotan**
I found it when I was digging up
holes in the schoolyard.
**[18:28] Neko**
What do you think you're doing? And wait,
that thing was buried on school grounds?
**[18:32] Neko**
Yikes!
**[18:33] Neko**
Not to mention, isn't the
tsuchinoko that one thing?
**[18:36] Neko**
That unidentified lifeform...
with the, uh, indescribable form...
**[18:40] Nokotan**
But this also has an indescribable form.
**[18:43] Neko**
Yes, it does! I mean, you have a point, but...
**[18:45] Neko**
We don't know that
tsuchinoko even really exist!
**[18:50] Neko**
Wait, now it's shining!
**[18:53] Nokotan**
See? I told you! It's a tsuchinoko!
**[18:55] Neko**
Wait a second. Are we even
imagining the same tsuchinoko here?
**[19:00] Neko**
This is clearly much
creepier than a tsuchinoko!
**[19:02] Neko**
That's absolutely not it!
**[19:04] Nokotan**
What makes you so sure?!
**[19:06] Nokotan**
Aren't you being rash by saying it's
not one because you subjectively think
**[19:09] Nokotan**
its form and ecology are wrong?!
**[19:11] Nokotan**
Not to mention, have you ever
seen a tsuchinoko before?!
**[19:14] Nokotan**
Can you really say without a doubt
that this isn't a tsuchinoko?!
**[19:18] Neko**
Conversely, why do you want it
to be a tsuchinoko that badly?
**[19:22] Nokotan**
Hey, wait. Tsuchinoko...
Shikanoko... Could it be...
**[19:28] Nokotan**
that I now have a "deer friend" of my own?
**[19:31] Neko**
What on earth are you talking about?
***SIGN*** My Dirt Friend Tsuchinoko
**[19:32] Narrator**
Our new show,* My Dirt Friend
Tsuchinoko*, is about to start.
**[19:36] Tanuki**
But the more you look at it...
**[19:38] Tanuki**
The way it feels, with its smooth skin
and ceramic-like finish...
**[19:42] Tanuki**
It might actually be cute.
**[19:44] Neko**
I've never heard anyone describe
an unidentified lifeform that way.
**[19:48] Tsubame**
Tsucchi.
**[19:49] Neko**
Wait, you named it?
**[19:51] Neko**
You feel so fondly about it
that you gave it a name?
**[19:54] Tsubame**
But it doesn't seem as energetic as before.
**[19:57] Tanuki**
Was it trying to say something to us
when it shone before?
**[20:01] Tsubame**
I wonder if it's hungry.
**[20:03] Nokotan**
I see! Let's feed it!
**[20:05] Neko**
Feed it? You don't even know what tsuchi—
**[20:09] Neko**
what that thing eats, do you?
**[20:12] Nokotan**
It eats deer crackers, of course!
**[20:14] Neko**
What do you mean, "of course"?
**[20:16] Nokotan**
Here you go. I've got a yummy
deer cracker for you.
**[20:19] Nokotan**
Eat up!
***SIGN*** Harrumph
**[20:23] Nokotan**
Y-You don't like deer crackers?!
**[20:27] Nokotan**
Then how about some grass?
**[20:28] Nokotan**
Or maybe some boba?
***SIGN*** Harrumph
**[20:30] Nokotan**
Say it ain't so!
**[20:31] Nokotan**
Wh-Why don't you just try one bite?
**[20:34] Nokotan**
Come on!
**[20:37] Neko**
Is that intimidation?
Is it trying to intimidate you?!
**[20:39] Nokotan**
No, wait... Could it be that...
you're not a tsuchinoko?
**[20:44] Neko**
That's what I've been telling you
this whole time!
**[20:48] Narrator**
Neko-chan's retorts fill Koshitan's shoes so
seamlessly, you can hardly tell she's gone.
**[20:53] Narrator**
In any case, after trying
to feed it various things...
**[20:57] Narrator**
It seems to like chalk.
**[20:59] Tanuki**
Eat up.
**[21:01] Tsubame**
A photo of Tsucchi and
Nokotan-senpai together...
**[21:05] Tsubame**
Super rare.
**[21:06] Neko**
I don't know how you all can give
that unknown thing so much attention.
**[21:11] Tanuki**
It's basically the same as a dog
or a cat once you get used to it.
**[21:13] Tanuki**
You should try touching it, too, Senpai.
**[21:16] Neko**
What...? Touch it?
**[21:21] Neko**
What?
**[21:33] Neko**
I-It's so cute...
**[21:38] Koshitan**
Sorry I'm la—
**[21:40] Koshitan**
Wha, whoa... What the heck
is that mysterious organism?!
**[21:45] Neko**
...ko.
**[21:46] Koshitan**
Nekoyamada-san?
**[21:48] Neko**
It's a tsuchinoko!
**[21:49] Koshitan**
Uh... No, it definitely is not.
**[21:52] Koshitan**
More importantly, what's
Shikanoko-san doing here?
**[21:55] Neko**
I will raise this little one!
**[21:57] Koshitan**
What are you talking about?
**[21:59] Narrator**
The Deer Club and student council decided
to take responsibility and raise it together.
# E7 - Deer Coll, Streaming, Hospitality, etc
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U47DVM/deer-coll-streaming-hospitality-etc)
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***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
**[00:15] Nokotan**
A letter?
**[00:23] Nokotan**
It's finally that time of year...
**[00:29] Nokotan**
DeerColle!
***SIGN*** Shika no Ana Presents
**[00:31] Nokotan**
So, yeah.
**[00:33] Nokotan**
I'm entering Deer Collection 2024!
**[00:37] Koshitan**
What?
***SIGN*** Deer Coll, Streaming, Hospitality, etc
**[02:13] Koshitan**
DeerColle? What the hell is that?
**[02:15] Nokotan**
You haven't heard of DeerColle?!
**[02:17] Koshitan**
Why are you acting like it's a household name?
**[02:21] Anko**
Ah, DeerColle.
**[02:23] Koshitan**
Huh?
**[02:23] Bashame**
It's already that time of year!
**[02:26] Koshitan**
Wha?!
***SIGN*** Shika no Ana Presents
***SIGN*** Entry Rules
***SIGN*** Must enter as a pair of
one owner and one deer.
No exceptions.
Must be in good health.
That's all!
**[02:27] Nokotan**
Deer Collection, or DeerColle for short!
**[02:30] Koshitan**
This ain't Paris Fashion Week!
**[02:35] Anko**
It's a prestigious show held every four years
that attracts top deer from around the world.
**[02:39] Koshitan**
They're walking like models!
**[02:41] Bashame**
To be honest, it's like a dog show for deer.
**[02:45] Koshitan**
What's *that* supposed to mean?!
**[02:46] Nokotan**
It's basically a competition to decide
the most awesome deer in the world.
**[02:50] Nokotan**
There are even celebrity guests who show up.
**[02:52] Koshitan**
They're really doing a glorified dog show,
for deer, like it's the Tokyo Girls Collection?
**[02:57] Koshitan**
Wait, how the heck do you
guys even know about this?
**[02:59] Anko**
I mean...
**[03:01] Bashame**
It's common knowledge in the deer world.
**[03:03] Koshitan**
What?!
**[03:04] Koshitan**
Well, whatever. Do what you want.
**[03:06] Koshitan**
I guess I can at least cheer you on.
**[03:08] Nokotan**
You're entering, too, Koshitan.
**[03:10] Koshitan**
What?!
**[03:11] Koshitan**
It's a *deer* show, isn't it?
Where do I come in?
***SIGN*** Entry Rules
***SIGN*** Must enter as a pair of
one owner and one deer.
No exceptions.
Must be in good health.
That's all!
**[03:15] Nokotan**
Look right here.
**[03:16] Nokotan**
"Must enter as a pair of one owner
and one deer. No exceptions."
**[03:20] Koshitan**
When the hell did I become your owner?!
**[03:23] Nokotan**
Aren't you supposed to take care of me?
**[03:25] Koshitan**
Being your owner wasn't part of the deal!
**[03:27] Nokotan**
You deadbeat! How could you
abandon your dear pet?
**[03:29] Koshitan**
You're not my pet, damn it!
**[03:32] Nokotan**
No... That's so cruel, Koshitan.
**[03:35] Nokotan**
Was I just some fling for you?
**[03:38] Nokotan**
Sniffle, sniffle.
**[03:39] Anko**
In the end, you were
nothing more than a side deer!
**[03:41] Anko**
I'm Onee-chan's one true love.
**[03:43] Koshitan**
Yeah, no!
**[03:44] Bashame**
Huh?
**[03:45] Bashame**
Does that mean Bashame's her one and only?
**[03:47] Bashame**
Sorry, but Bashame's not interested.
**[03:50] Koshitan**
How did this end with *me* getting dumped?!
***SIGN*** Deer Blues
Nokotan
***SIGN*** B Side
Deer Bossa
**[03:53] Nokotan**
Is the deer who fell in love at fault?
**[04:02] Nokotan**
Or is it the former delinquent who led her on?
**[04:11] Koshitan**
I didn't lead you on!
**[04:13] Koshitan**
And stop casually calling me
a former delinquent!
**[04:14] Anko**
I already told Ukai-sensei
that you'd be entering.
**[04:18] Koshitan**
Huh?!
**[04:18] Bashame**
I've completed an application for you, too!
**[04:21] Koshitan**
No one asked you to do that!
**[04:22] Koshitan**
I'm the damn president here!
**[04:24] Koshitan**
Are you three just embodiments
of pure proactivity?!
***SIGN*** Embodiment B
***SIGN*** Embodiment A
***SIGN*** Embodiment C
**[04:27] Nokotan**
I guess Koshitan's just not into it.
**[04:29] Koshitan**
You bet your ass I'm not.
**[04:31] Koshitan**
I'm not falling for your bull—
**[04:33] Nokotan**
But I was so sure that
I could win with you, Koshitan.
***SIGN*** Win
***SIGN*** Win
**[04:39] Nokotan**
If we win, it'll help out your career
as an honor student, too.
***SIGN*** Win
***SIGN*** Win
***SIGN*** Win
***SIGN*** Win
***SIGN*** Win
***SIGN*** Win
***SIGN*** Win
***SIGN*** Win
***SIGN*** Win
***SIGN*** Win
***SIGN*** Win
***SIGN*** Win
***SIGN*** Win
***SIGN*** Win
***SIGN*** Win
***SIGN*** Win
***SIGN*** Win
***SIGN*** Win
***SIGN*** Honor Student
***SIGN*** Honor Student
***SIGN*** Honor Student
***SIGN*** Honor Student
***SIGN*** Honor Student
***SIGN*** Honor Student
***SIGN*** Honor Student
***SIGN*** Honor Student
***SIGN*** Honor Student
***SIGN*** Honor Student
***SIGN*** Honor Student
***SIGN*** Honor Student
***SIGN*** Honor Student
***SIGN*** Honor Student
***SIGN*** Honor Student
***SIGN*** Honor Student
***SIGN*** Honor Student
***SIGN*** Honor Student
**[04:44] Nokotan**
We'll be able to give the clubhouse a dramatic
before-and-after transformation, too.
***SIGN*** King-size bed for naps
***SIGN*** Chandelier
***SIGN*** A garden for Manjiro and the others
***SIGN*** Expensive, super-comfy sofa set
**[04:50] Nokotan**
If you really don't want to do it,
I'll just have to ask one of these two.
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[04:53] Anko**
The only pet I need is my sister.
**[04:56] Bashame**
Bashame lives to be the pet,
not the other way around.
**[04:58] Nokotan**
Oh, come on! Please?
**[05:00] Nokotan**
Just for the memories!
**[05:02] Koshitan**
Hey.
**[05:04] Koshitan**
Just for the memories?
**[05:05] Koshitan**
Hah. You've gotta be more serious than that.
**[05:08] Koshitan**
We're goin' to the top!
**[05:11] Nokotan**
Koshitan!
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[05:13] Nokotan**
Let's train to prepare for DeerColle!
**[05:16] Koshitan**
Yeah!
**[05:18] Nokotan**
During the actual show, you'll enter
stage left, and I'll enter stage right.
**[05:22] Nokotan**
Then we'll walk down the runway together
and try to win over the judges.
***SIGN*** Runway
***SIGN*** "Judges"
**[05:25] Nokotan**
Got it?
**[05:26] Koshitan**
Yup!
**[05:27] Nokotan**
Okay, then you appear first and call me.
**[05:31] Nokotan**
Say, "To my side!"
**[05:33] Koshitan**
Huh?! No way! That's too embarrassing!
**[05:35] Anko**
You want to win, don't you, Onee-chan?
**[05:38] Bashame**
Come on. Try to win us over.
**[05:42] Koshitan**
Oh, fine.
**[05:45] Koshitan**
Um...
**[05:47] Koshitan**
Sh-Shikanoko... To my side...
**[05:51] Koshitan**
Gah! I can't see in front of me!
**[05:55] Nokotan**
You think you can actually move
a deer's heart with words like that?!
**[05:59] Koshitan**
Who're you?!
**[05:59] Nokotan**
I'll do this just once, so watch carefully.
**[06:17] Koshitan**
Wh-What is this?
**[06:20] Koshitan**
I see it... I can see it!
**[06:22] Koshitan**
The trail we've blazed as the Deer Club!
**[06:34] Koshitan**
The hell is going on?
**[06:40] Nokotan**
Listen well.
**[06:41] Nokotan**
They'll be judging the deer's coat
and coloration at DeerColle, but...
**[06:45] Nokotan**
They'll be prioritizing the bond
between deer and owner!
**[06:50] Nokotan**
The atmosphere between the two, how they
look at each other, the tone of their voices...
**[06:54] Nokotan**
They use their whole bodies
to show off their bond!
**[06:58] Nokotan**
If you can't properly express that,
there is no victory!
**[07:03] Koshitan**
* Are you saying that what I just saw*
* was an illusion created by Shikanoko?*
**[07:07] Koshitan**
*She really is no ordinary deer.*
**[07:10] Nokotan**
A month... No, we're gonna
figure this out in a week.
**[07:14] Nokotan**
Follow me... and I'll make you
into a proper owner.
**[07:18] Koshitan**
Yes, Sensei!
**[07:20] Bashame**
She really is a sucker for these
overly passionate developments.
**[07:23] Anko**
I mean, she did become a delinquent
just from reading *Shonen Magazine*.
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[07:27] Narrator**
And one week later...
**[07:29] Nokotan**
Yes! And turn! Don't forget to smile!
**[07:33] Nokotan**
Good! That's great, Koshitan!
**[07:35] Nokotan**
You're shining! I can truly feel our bond!
**[07:39] Koshitan**
*Ah... My heart feels so light.*
**[07:42] Koshitan**
* It's like the embarrassment*
* I felt at first never existed at all.*
**[07:45] Koshitan**
*Right now, I just want the judges—*
**[07:48] Koshitan**
*no, I want all of humanity to see!*
**[07:50] Koshitan**
*To see the best performance we have to offer!*
**[07:54] Koshitan**
Hey, come on!
**[07:56] Ukai**
Well? Is the DeerColle training going well?
**[08:03] Ukai**
U-Um...
**[08:07] Koshitan**
U-Uh, w-well... um...
**[08:11] Ukai**
I-I'm sure even an honor student like you
wants to let loose every once in a while!
**[08:15] Ukai**
And I think that's great!
Everyone needs a break!
**[08:18] Ukai**
Well, good luck with your club!
**[08:21] Nokotan**
Come on, Koshitan! Let's continue, yo!
**[08:28] Narrator**
By the way, the DeerColle winners
were Tsunoyama-san from Nara Park
***SIGN*** Tsunoyama-san
(Nara Park)
***SIGN*** Tanabe-san
(Deer Crackers Tanabe
Flagship Store)
**[08:32] Narrator**
and Tanabe-san, the deer cracker shop owner.
***SIGN*** Kanagawa Prefecture
Aishu Kasuga Shrine
***SIGN*** Kanagawa Prefecture
Aishu Kasuga Shrine
Purification Fountain
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[08:42] Narrator**
One day at the Deer Club...
**[08:44] Koshitan**
Script, check.
***SIGN*** Top Secret
***SIGN*** Episode 1
Script
***SIGN*** Deer Club Koshi Torako
**[08:46] Koshitan**
PC, check.
**[08:47] Koshitan**
Shikanoko, check.
**[08:49] Koshitan**
Anko and Bashame are gone... check.
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[08:52] Koshitan**
Ah, aah.
**[08:54] Koshitan**
Koshitan koshi'd a nock of noko'd nokos.
***SIGN*** Start Streaming
**[08:56] Koshitan**
Okay, let's do this!
**[08:59] Koshitan**
Hello, everyone! This is the Deer Club Channel!
***SIGN*** The Deer Club's First Stream!
***SIGN*** Deer Club Channel
**[09:02] Narrator**
The Deer Club started a MyTube channel.
**[09:04] Koshitan**
Starting today, we're going to livestream
the activities of the Deer Club.
**[09:09] Koshitan**
Please make sure you subscribe to our channel!
**[09:12] Koshitan**
*Okay. So far, so good.*
***SIGN*** A Few Days Ago
**[09:15] Narrator**
A few days ago...
**[09:17] Koshitan**
MyTube?
**[09:18] Ukai**
Yes. As a part of the Deer Club's activities,
**[09:22] Ukai**
why don't you try streaming
what the club is like to everyone?
**[09:24] Koshitan**
Ah...
**[09:25] Ukai**
It'll be a great experience,
and you'll be able to promote the Deer Club.
**[09:29] Ukai**
And most importantly, if it goes viral,
you can make some extra club funds!
**[09:32] Koshitan**
Club funds!
***SIGN*** Deer Club remaining budget for the month: 108 yen!!
**[09:34] Koshitan**
* If we get more club funds,*
* we can improve the clubhouse,*
**[09:37] Koshitan**
* and any positive attention for the Deer Club*
* will be a plus for my honor student life!*
**[09:42] Koshitan**
* I need to do whatever I can*
* to make this stream a success!*
**[09:47] Koshitan**
I hope you'll all leave us some comments!
**[09:50] Koshitan**
* Then again, I'm worried whether anyone will*
* even show up to some Deer Club stream...*
***SIGN*** I heard the Deer Club was streaming and came by I've been waiting for this! I've been deerly waiting for this Deer stream?! *Stands* I've been deerly waiting for this I've been waiting for the deer stream~ Heard the deer were streaming But will there be deer? I've been deerly waiting for this I've been deerly waiting for this A high school girl and... a deer?! I've come to see the deer I'm so excited~ Onee-chan's personal deer is here! Preparing the rice...
**[09:57] Koshitan**
*Huh? They're showing up in droves!*
**[09:59] Koshitan**
*Was there really this much of a demand?*
**[10:01] Koshitan**
Th-Thank you very much!
**[10:03] Koshitan**
First off, I'd like to introduce you all
to the Deer Club's resident deer.
***SIGN*** Deer!!! Deer! Deer! Deer! There's deer? It's deer! A deer! I've never seen one before!! Deeeeer!! Deer!! Deer~ Onee... Cough, cough... Deer~ Baaah~ Venison~ A deer?
**[10:09] Koshitan**
Huh?
**[10:10] Koshitan**
Er, nothing's happened yet...
**[10:16] Koshitan**
The heck are you doing?!
**[10:19] Nokotan**
I was growing closer to you.
**[10:21] Koshitan**
Why now?!
***SIGN*** Pwecious... Definitely pwecious Could they be more pwecious? I can feel the pwecious energy... Pwecious Pwecious~ Pwecious This is pwecious Nay! Ankoshi is the true OTP! Rice'll be ready in 5 minutes~ So pwecious~
**[10:23] Koshitan**
Pwe... What now?
***SIGN***
Precious, in a heartwarming way
Nokoshi is so pwecious~
**[10:25] Narrator**
"Pwecious." Precious, in a heartwarming way.
**[10:27] Narrator**
Example sentence: Nokoshi is so pwecious.
**[10:31] Koshitan**
Okay, please allow me to introduce myself.
**[10:33] Koshitan**
Ahem...
**[10:34] Koshitan**
I'm the president of
the Deer Club, Koshi Torako!
**[10:37] Koshitan**
I mostly take care of deer.
**[10:40] Koshitan**
And this is our club's one and only deer...
**[10:42] Koshitan**
Shikanoko Noko!
**[10:44] Koshitan**
Er, huh? Shikanoko-san?
**[10:52] Koshitan**
What brought this on?!
**[10:54] Nokotan**
I'm Nokotan.
**[10:56] Nokotan**
I'm a deer.
**[10:59] Koshitan**
That's so loud!
**[11:00] Koshitan**
And your actual antler post is right there!
***SIGN*** Antler post
**[11:03] Koshitan**
Stop using the wall! Are you a cat?!
**[11:05] Nokotan**
My antler got itchy all of a sudden.
**[11:08] Nokotan**
The rough texture of the concrete
blocks feels just right.
**[11:11] Koshitan**
Well, your timing sucks!
***SIGN*** We'll Be Right Back
***SIGN*** The Deer Club
Channel
**[11:17] Nokotan**
All better.
**[11:18] Koshitan**
Your antlers are all floppy now!
***SIGN*** So cute
***SIGN*** Healing ^^
***SIGN*** Animal streams are
always so healing
**[11:22] Koshitan**
How, though?!
***SIGN*** The angy president
is healing
***SIGN*** The rice
turned out great~
**[11:27] Koshitan**
* At this rate, she's just*
* going to drag me down.*
**[11:30] Koshitan**
*I'm not going to let her have control!*
**[11:33] Koshitan**
Shikanoko-san, would you
take a seat next to me?
**[11:37] Koshitan**
Okay, in the next segment,
we'll explain what the Deer Club...
**[11:40] Nokotan**
Oh, deery me.
**[11:43] Koshitan**
*Her antlers... have grown.*
**[11:45] Koshitan**
E-Er, uh... We'll explain
what the Deer Club does.
**[11:52] Koshitan**
*I'm getting a pigtails vibe from them now.*
**[11:54] Koshitan**
* No, wait, wait! Does she somehow*
* have even more antlers?!*
**[11:58] Koshitan**
I usually brush her and give her deer crackers!
**[12:02] Koshitan**
* I'm just not used to seeing*
* them this floppy. That's all.*
**[12:05] Koshitan**
* Yeah. Everything else is my eyes*
* playing tricks on me!*
**[12:08] Koshitan**
* Anyway, I need to concentrate*
* on the stream right now!*
**[12:11] Koshitan**
Okay! Now I'm going to demonstrate
feeding her a deer cra...
**[12:14] Koshitan**
*No, really! They've multiplied!*
**[12:16] Koshitan**
Sh-Shikanoko-san! Your antlers have multiplied!
**[12:20] Nokotan**
What are you talking about?
**[12:23] Koshitan**
They just grew a crazy amount!
**[12:27] Nokotan**
So warm...
**[12:28] Koshitan**
This is no time to relax!
**[12:30] Koshitan**
What the hell's going on right now?!
**[12:32] Koshitan**
What're your antlers doing?!
***SIGN*** They're... growing... I guess the way her antlers grow are unique One of life's great mysteries Antlers!! Her antlers have grown quite a bit Don't they shed this time of year? Deer antlers shed once a year A few fun facts about antlers Growy grow~ I've never seen antlers grow before Deer! Antlers! Deer! I guess taking care of deer can be rough Onee-chan's so panicked... Best president Nom, nom, 88 times nom, nom
**[12:36] Koshitan**
The comments are surprisingly calm!
**[12:37] Nokotan**
Hm... I'm suddenly hungry.
**[12:41] Nokotan**
I sure would love some deer crackers...
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[12:48] Nokotan**
Oh? You got me some?
**[12:52] Nokotan**
Let's eat!
**[12:55] Koshitan**
Now your antlers have a will of their own!
**[13:08] Koshitan**
The deer crackers only made it worse!
**[13:10] Koshitan**
*This stream totally backfired!*
**[13:12] Koshitan**
* At this rate, I can kiss both our club funds*
* and my honor student life goodbye!*
**[13:16] Koshitan**
*What do I do?*
***SIGN*** Deer antlers are intense I heard that at Nara Park, the rangers cut their antlers once a year They just keep growing! My screen's just filled with antlers...
**[13:19] Koshitan**
* "I heard that at Nara Park,*
* the rangers cut their antlers once a year."*
**[13:24] Koshitan**
*That's it!*
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[13:25] Nokotan**
Man... I'm still so hungry,
no matter how much I eat.
**[13:30] Koshitan**
Shikanoko-san!
**[13:34] Koshitan**
Don't hate me for this.
**[13:38] Koshitan**
Hup!
**[13:40] Koshitan**
*I'm the only one...*
**[13:43] Koshitan**
*who can stop her right now!*
**[13:49] Nokotan**
Koshitan?
**[13:50] Koshitan**
*For the sake of the Deer Club's funds...*
**[13:52] Koshitan**
*I need to cut this off at the source!*
**[13:58] Koshitan**
What?
**[14:03] Nokotan**
Oh, my antlers finally fell off.
I was thinking it was about time.
***SIGN*** They fall off once they
grow enough
***SIGN*** Deer antlers naturally
fall off even if you don't
cut them
***SIGN*** Where'd that saw come from?!
**[14:12] Nokotan**
Who knew it'd happen during the stream?
**[14:15] Koshitan**
What the hell?
***SIGN*** I'm so happy I got to see something so rare! I'm glad her antlers came off nicely! Great job, Prez! Taking care of deer is rough You were so cool, Onee-chan. Even when you totally whiffed Bashame is totally full now~
**[14:17] Anko**
* You were so cool, Onee-chan.*
* Even when you totally whiffed.*
**[14:21] Bashame**
*Bashame is totally full now.*
**[14:23] Koshitan**
Wait, those comments are
from Anko and Bashame?!
**[14:26] Koshitan**
How long have you been watching?!
***SIGN*** Since the start
**[14:28] Anko**
Since the start.
**[14:29] Koshitan**
Wait... really?
***SIGN*** Yup, really~
**[14:31] Bashame**
Yup, really.
**[14:33] Koshitan**
I'm never... I'm never...
**[14:37] Koshitan**
I'm never streaming again! You hear me?!
***SIGN*** Tanabe Channel
***SIGN*** Streaming now to rave reviews
**[14:40] Narrator**
So Koshitan vowed from the bottom of her heart.
***SIGN*** There it is!!!
God-tier episode
Waiting with all my heart
Reportable
Holy...
***SIGN*** Deer Club first stream archive
***SIGN*** The Deer Club's First Stream!
***SIGN*** 10000000 views
***SIGN*** Deer Club Channel
**[14:44] Narrator**
Later on, the video went viral,
and their club funds rose somewhat.
**[14:47] Koshitan**
Why, though?!
***SIGN*** Kanagawa Prefecture
Aishu Kasuga Shrine
**[14:52] Narrator**
This is Café Sparrow.
**[14:54] Narrator**
A place where the citizens of Hino can relax.
***SIGN*** Café Sparrow
**[15:00] Yoshiharu**
* Life is about presenting*
* the perfect hospitality.*
**[15:04] Yoshiharu**
* Those are the words that I, Tsubameya*
* Yoshiharu, the owner of Café Sparrow, live by.*
***SIGN*** Breakfast Set
**[15:12] Yoshiharu**
*My perfect hospitality, said to be fit for a god,*
***SIGN*** Café Sparrow
**[15:16] Yoshiharu**
*has brought my café some small fame in Hino.*
**[15:21] Yoshiharu**
*Though none of that really matters to me.*
**[15:26] Yoshiharu**
Yes, that smells great.
***SIGN*** For Those Who Want to Learn Everything about Hino
Hino-Zin
***SIGN*** Interview with the Owner of Café Sparrow
Tsubameya Yoshiharu
***SIGN*** In Search of Good Coffee
Café Feature
**[15:30] Yoshiharu**
* Whether I become famous or not,*
* the policy I live by will never change.*
**[15:37] Yoshiharu**
* Time to present my perfect hospitality*
* once again today!*
**[15:40] Koshitan**
Hello.
**[15:42] Yoshiharu**
Come on in!
**[15:44] Yoshiharu**
*So my customer is a high school girl.*
**[15:46] Yoshiharu**
*I will show you my ultimate hospitality!*
***SIGN*** Playlists | Artists | Albums
Anisongs - Heisei
Reggae
Healing Music
High School Girl J-POP
College Girl City Pop
**[16:01] Nokotan**
Oops, I did it again.
**[16:03] Koshitan**
Be careful.
**[16:04] Yoshiharu**
*Huh?! What just got caught on the doorframe?*
**[16:06] Yoshiharu**
*Antlers? But how?!*
**[16:11] Nokotan**
That door sure makes it hard for deer to enter.
**[16:13] Yoshiharu**
A deer?!
**[16:14] Yoshiharu**
*Why is there a deer in Hino?!*
**[16:16] Narrator**
Oh? Did we finally encounter a normal person?
***SIGN*** Normal Person
***SIGN*** Deer
**[16:19] Yoshiharu**
* Come to think of it, my beloved little sister*
* has been collecting deer merchandise of late.*
**[16:25] Yoshiharu**
* Does that mean deer are popular?!*
* Here?! In Hino?!*
**[16:28] Yoshiharu**
*Then of course one would visit the café!*
**[16:31] Narrator**
Never mind. He's not normal at all.
***SIGN*** Not Normal
**[16:33] Yoshiharu**
*No matter. Be they human or deer,*
**[16:35] Yoshiharu**
* I will present everyone*
* the perfect hospitality.*
**[16:42] Yoshiharu**
*I swear it on the name of Tsubameya Yoshiharu!*
**[16:45] Koshitan**
Wow, what a lovely café.
**[16:48] Koshitan**
You have so many varieties of coffee.
That's so impressive.
**[16:52] Yoshiharu**
In order to make all kinds of customers happy,
**[16:54] Yoshiharu**
I have personally selected a variety of beans.
**[16:57] Yoshiharu**
I even have the proper equipment
for each kind of roast.
**[17:01] Yoshiharu**
*Looks like she's satisfied.*
**[17:04] Yoshiharu**
Please have a seat over here.
**[17:06] Yoshiharu**
Pardon my reach.
**[17:07] Koshitan**
Thank you very much.
**[17:09] Yoshiharu**
* I've prepared the perfect water*
* and hand towels, too.*
**[17:12] Yoshiharu**
*It's only fitting of my perfect hospitality...*
**[17:15] Yoshiharu**
*Hm?*
**[17:18] Yoshiharu**
*She's looking for something?*
**[17:21] Yoshiharu**
*Could there be something I forgot to serve?*
**[17:23] Yoshiharu**
*No. My preparations were no less than perfect.*
**[17:28] Yoshiharu**
*But those eyes!*
**[17:29] Yoshiharu**
*What am I lacking?*
**[17:31] Yoshiharu**
Um...
**[17:33] Nokotan**
Could I get an antler rest?
**[17:34] Yoshiharu**
*Huh? What's an antler rest?*
**[17:38] Yoshiharu**
An... antler rest?
**[17:40] Nokotan**
Yes, an antler rest.
**[17:45] Nokotan**
Could I get an antler rest?
**[17:46] Yoshiharu**
* They come off?! Actually, a lot more than*
* I anticipated came with them! Are you okay?!*
**[17:50] Koshitan**
Er, Shikanoko-san.
Cafés don't have antler rests.
**[17:55] Narrator**
They have one in the clubhouse, though.
***SIGN*** This thing
**[17:57] Yoshiharu**
I-I'm terribly sorry...
**[18:01] Yoshiharu**
* I wasn't able to provide*
* what a customer wanted!*
**[18:04] Yoshiharu**
* This is my, Tsubameya Yoshiharu's,*
* greatest blunder!*
**[18:07] Yoshiharu**
*No... There's no time to be depressed.*
**[18:10] Yoshiharu**
*I'm just getting started.*
**[18:12] Yoshiharu**
Here's the menu.
**[18:14] Koshitan**
Wow, there's so much to choose from!
***SIGN*** Special Blend Coffee
Light Roast Coffee
Vienna Coffee
Café au lait
Cappuccino
°Refills available at half price
Iced Tea
Orange Juice
Soda Float
***SIGN*** 500
500
530
550
530
550
520
520
***SIGN*** Banana Parfait
Pudding Parfait
Melon Parfait
Strawberry Parfait
Pancakes
Toast
Thick-cut Toast (Margarine)
Red Bean Paste & Butter Toast
**[18:16] Yoshiharu**
It's so I can fulfill every customer's request.
**[18:21] Koshitan**
They all look so good that
I don't know what to choose.
**[18:24] Yoshiharu**
* I'm sure this will also make*
* the antlered customer happy.*
**[18:30] Yoshiharu**
*She looks like she's not interested at all!*
**[18:33] Yoshiharu**
* Don't tell me our menu doesn't*
* have what she's looking for!*
**[18:36] Yoshiharu**
*No, that's impossible!*
**[18:37] Yoshiharu**
*In order to fulfill all kinds of requests,*
**[18:39] Yoshiharu**
* our menu features items*
* from all around the world!*
**[18:43] Nokotan**
Excuse me...
**[18:44] Yoshiharu**
Yes?
**[18:45] Nokotan**
Do you have deer crackers?
**[18:48] Yoshiharu**
*Deer crackers?*
**[18:50] Yoshiharu**
Deer crackers...?
Um... You mean the ones that deer eat?
**[18:55] Yoshiharu**
Er, uh... Um, well...
**[19:02] Yoshiharu**
I...
**[19:05] Yoshiharu**
I...
**[19:08] Yoshiharu**
I... cannot fulfill that order.
**[19:11] Nokotan**
I see.
**[19:12] Yoshiharu**
I'm terribly sorry.
**[19:14] Nokotan**
Then I'll take a strawberry parfait.
**[19:16] Koshitan**
I'll have some pancakes
and some light-roast coffee.
**[19:20] Yoshiharu**
Yes... Coming right up.
**[19:25] Yoshiharu**
*Why the hell would I have deer crackers?!*
**[19:28] Yoshiharu**
*Why are there deer in Hino anyway?!*
**[19:30] Yoshiharu**
*That's right! Deer are in right now! In Hino!*
**[19:34] Yoshiharu**
* At this rate, it'll all be over before*
* I can give her the perfect hospitality.*
**[19:38] Yoshiharu**
*How can I even be hospitable to deer?!*
**[19:41] Yoshiharu**
*No.*
**[19:42] Yoshiharu**
*Calm down, Tsubameya Yoshiharu.*
**[19:44] Yoshiharu**
*Calm down and think clearly.*
**[19:48] Yoshiharu**
* She may be a deer, but this customer*
* is still a high school girl.*
**[19:51] Yoshiharu**
*She should still be a sucker for cute things.*
**[19:53] Yoshiharu**
*And the best answer given that is...*
**[19:56] Yoshiharu**
*This!*
**[20:01] Yoshiharu**
Thank you for waiting.
**[20:02] Yoshiharu**
Here's your strawberry parfait,
pancakes, and light-roast coffee.
**[20:05] Koshitan**
Wow, it's so cute!
**[20:07] Yoshiharu**
Thank you very much.
**[20:09] Yoshiharu**
*You bet it is!*
**[20:11] Yoshiharu**
* Now the deer high school girl's*
* definitely going to be happy!*
**[20:13] Nokotan**
Postworthy!
**[20:15] Yoshiharu**
If you'd like, I can take a pic—
**[20:20] Nokotan**
I'm just gonna dig right in.
**[20:24] Yoshiharu**
*But why?!*
**[20:28] Nokotan and Koshitan**
Thanks for the food!
**[20:31] Yoshiharu**
The pancakes and the coffee...
will be 2,000 yen.
**[20:36] Koshitan**
Sorry?
**[20:37] Yoshiharu**
The strawberry parfait... will be 1,500 yen.
**[20:41] Koshitan**
He seems way older than when we first got here.
**[20:44] Yoshiharu**
* In the end... I was not able to give the deer*
* high school girl the perfect hospitality.*
**[20:53] Yoshiharu**
*I'm not fit to run this café.*
**[20:56] Nokotan**
I think you're trying too hard.
**[20:59] Yoshiharu**
Huh?
**[21:01] Nokotan**
Relax your shoulders a bit.
**[21:04] Nokotan**
Even if you've messed up,
**[21:07] Nokotan**
if you can sincerely face the deer
that's right in front of you,
**[21:10] Nokotan**
isn't that, in itself, the perfect hospitality?
**[21:15] Nokotan**
Those are just the mere
ramblings of a deer, though.
**[21:18] Nokotan**
Thank you for the meal.
**[21:22] Yoshiharu**
*She's right.*
**[21:24] Yoshiharu**
* Just because she's a high school girl,*
* I tried to force J-pop and cute things onto her*
**[21:28] Yoshiharu**
*instead of offering her* true *hospitality.*
**[21:33] Yoshiharu**
*I can't let it end this way!*
**[21:36] Yoshiharu**
Please wait!
**[21:37] Koshitan**
Huh?
**[21:40] Yoshiharu**
Next time... I'll prepare the most
exquisite deer crackers for you...
**[21:44] Yoshiharu**
so I'll be waiting for your return.
**[21:49] Nokotan**
I look forward to it.
**[21:53] Koshitan**
*What's with this weird vibe?*
**[21:56] Narrator**
Koshitan, having no idea how to react to either
of the two moods she was caught between,
**[22:01] Narrator**
decided to ignore them both.
# E8 - Goodbye, Old Deer! Hello, New Deer!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2W3QE/goodbye-old-deer-hello-new-deer)
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***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
**[00:01] Narrator**
December 31st.
**[00:03] Narrator**
The time is right before midnight.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** < Shikanoko-san
***SIGN*** Let's meet at the bottom of the
stairs at 11:30 PM. Don't be late.
***SIGN*** Read
20:13
***SIGN*** Roger
***SIGN*** Today
**[00:10] Koshitan**
Man, Shikanoko's late.
***SIGN*** I'm here
***SIGN*** Where are you right now?
***SIGN*** Hello?
***SIGN*** Shikagami Shrine
**[00:13] Koshitan**
She's got some nerve inviting me to the first
shrine visit of the year and making me wait.
**[00:20] Anko**
To think that we get to start off the year
by swearing our love for each other...
**[00:24] Bashame**
It's going to be a good year.
**[00:26] Koshitan**
I'm not swearing anything with you.
**[00:30] Koshitan**
Well, whatever. I guess the three
of us can go pay our respects.
**[00:39] Shrine Visitor A**
It's almost time for the unveiling!
**[00:41] Shrine Visitor A**
I can hardly wait!
**[00:43] Shrine Visitor B**
This only happens once a year, after all!
**[00:44] Koshitan**
I wonder if there's some kind of event.
**[00:47] Shrine visitor D**
Hey! There're the shrine maidens!
**[01:09] Koshitan**
Shikanoko?!
**[01:11] Narrator**
Their first shrine visit of the year,
and Nokotan's already become a god.
***SIGN*** Goodbye, Old Deer! Hello, New Deer!
**[02:51] Koshitan**
Wait, wha—
**[02:52] Koshitan**
Shikanoko? The hell are you doing?
**[02:54] Bashame**
Ah, so that's the great Deer God.
**[02:57] Bashame**
This is Bashame's first time seeing her.
**[02:59] Anko**
Those are some magnificent antlers.
**[03:00] Koshitan**
Shikanoko?! A god?!
**[03:02] Koshitan**
Also, get a clue, you two!
**[03:04] Mitsu**
Is this your first time at this shrine, lass?
**[03:08] Koshitan**
Huh? Uh, yes.
**[03:10] Koshitan**
Hey! You're that one old lady that's,
like, a hardcore deer fan!
**[03:14] Mitsu**
I am known as the Old Granny of Hino.
My name is Inukai Mitsu.
***SIGN*** Inukai Mitsu (88)
**[03:18] Mitsu**
I'm the head priest of this shrine.
**[03:20] Koshitan**
A proper self-intro! She's definitely
eyeing a regular cast position!
**[03:23] Mitsu**
She's the god of this Shikagami Shrine
**[03:27] Mitsu**
and the symbol of deer prosperity here in Hino.
**[03:30] Koshitan**
"Symbol"?
**[03:31] Koshitan**
And what's the point of wishing
for the prosperity of deer in Hino?!
**[03:35] Koshitan**
C-Come on. She's clearly
just a plain ol' deer.
**[03:39] Koshitan**
Her, a god? Clearly, there's
been some kind of mista—
**[03:42] Mitsu**
Silence, boy! I mean, girl!
**[03:47] Mitsu**
Just go see for yourself.
**[03:50] Koshitan**
H-Hey, Shikanoko-san!
What are you doing there?
**[03:54] Koshitan**
Hurry up and come down here!
**[03:57] Koshitan**
And quit it with that enlightened look!
**[03:59] Koshitan**
Just hurry up and come down here!
**[04:02] Nokotan**
One is not "Shikanoko."
**[04:05] Nokotan**
One is a deer.
**[04:06] Koshitan**
Same difference!
**[04:07] Koshitan**
And shouldn't you have said "the Deer God"?!
**[04:11] Shrine Visitor A**
Oh, such blessed words!
**[04:13] Shrine Visitor B**
Hino will be protected by the
Deer God for another year!
**[04:16] Shrine Visitor E**
We're starting off the
new year with great luck!
**[04:19] Koshitan**
You guys are totally getting duped!
**[04:21] Bashame**
May Bashame get her rice paddy this year!
**[04:23] Anko**
May I be able to do all kinds of naughty
things with my sister this year!
**[04:27] Koshitan**
Not you two, too!
**[04:29] Koshitan**
Damn it. What's with this shrine?
**[04:32] Koshitan**
Not only is the god messed up,
so are all the visitors!
**[04:37] Mitsu**
It appears as though you also enjoyed
our great Deer God's unveiling.
**[04:42] Koshitan**
What in the world gave you that idea?
**[04:45] Mitsu**
Why don't you take one of our fortune slips?
**[04:48] Koshitan**
Fortune slips?
**[04:50] Mitsu**
Our Shikagami Shrine fortunes
are famous for their accuracy.
**[04:55] Koshitan**
Huh... Well, if you insist.
**[04:59] Koshitan**
I might as well draw a great blessing
or something else good.
**[05:02] Koshitan**
There!
**[05:04] Koshitan**
Ooh, I got a...
***SIGN*** Shikagami Shrine Fortune
***SIGN*** Your
Luck:
***SIGN*** GREAT ANTLER
**[05:07] Koshitan**
My luck will be what now?!
***SIGN*** Right Antler
**[05:09] Koshitan**
You mean I'm going to find my antler?! Even
though I don't remember ever losing one?!
***SIGN*** A deer
**[05:13] Koshitan**
I'm only seeing deer and
antlers on this damn fortune!
***SIGN*** will appear in 3 minutes
**[05:18] Koshitan**
It's also so unnecessarily detailed!
**[05:19] Shrine Visitor F**
I hope I pull a great antler this year.
**[05:22] Shrine Visitor G**
I'll be content if I get
an eventual antler or better.
**[05:25] Koshitan**
So I'm supposed to treat
this as a great blessing?
**[05:28] Tanuki**
A-A-A-A-A small antler!
**[05:30] Tsubame**
Get a grip, Kinu.
**[05:32] Neko**
Ugh, you're so pathetic.
It's just a simple fortune.
**[05:36] Koshitan**
Oh, hey. You guys are here, too?
**[05:39] Tsubame**
President. Happy New Year.
**[05:41] Tanuki**
I-I'm so sorry that you had
to see my disgusting, unlucky,
**[05:45] Tanuki**
and unwanted face first thing this year!
**[05:47] Neko**
I-I'm not here to make a new year's resolution
**[05:50] Neko**
to finally do something about
the Deer Club or anything.
***SIGN*** GREAT
MIS-FAWN-TUNE
***SIGN*** Fortune
**[05:57] Neko**
I need to get rid of this immediately!
**[06:04] Tsubame**
Are you all right, Vice President?
**[06:06] Tanuki**
P-P-Please don't cry!
**[06:08] Tanuki**
Ouchies, ouchies, fly away!
**[06:11] Neko**
Are you mocking me just because I'm small?!
**[06:14] Tanuki**
N-N-No, I didn't mean it like that...
**[06:16] Tsubame**
Now, now. Let's go tie up our fortunes.
**[06:22] Koshitan**
*She's so cute...*
**[06:24] Koshitan**
Hm? I smell something sweet.
**[06:27] Nokotan**
Child of man.
**[06:30] Nokotan**
One shall bestow a serving unto you.
**[06:32] Nokotan**
Come closer.
***SIGN*** Reset
***SIGN*** Start
***SIGN***
A deer will appear in 3 minutes
**[06:34] Koshitan**
Exactly three minutes!
It actually predicted the future!
**[06:37] Koshitan**
Shikanoko, you ass! You've got some
nerve breaking your promise with me.
**[06:43] Koshitan**
You handin' out amazake
after playing god? Huh?
**[06:47] Nokotan**
Nay.
**[06:48] Nokotan**
This is antler soup.
**[06:50] Koshitan**
The hell is antler soup?
**[06:52] Nokotan**
Soup of antler.
**[06:54] Koshitan**
You didn't explain a damn thing!
There's no way I'm drinking that stuff!
**[06:57] Koshitan**
Also seriously, what's with that face?!
**[06:59] Mitsu**
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
**[07:03] Mitsu**
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
**[07:04] Narrator**
Antler soup is a soup bestowed
upon us humans by the Deer God
**[07:07] Mitsu**
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
**[07:09] Narrator**
every year at New Year's.
**[07:11] Koshitan**
That sounds shady as hell!
**[07:12] Narrator**
The Deer God herself becomes the stock
and doesn't sleep for three days
**[07:16] Narrator**
and three nights as this
extremely blessed drink
**[07:18] Narrator**
is created in the cellar of this shrine.
**[07:21] Koshitan**
What does any of that even mean?!
**[07:22] Koshitan**
So it's created by literally stewing her?!
**[07:24] Koshitan**
Like hell I'm gonna drink that!
**[07:28] Koshitan**
Huh?
**[07:29] Mitsu**
O Great Deer God, it is almost time.
**[07:33] Koshitan**
Time?
**[07:37] Mitsu**
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
**[07:41] Mitsu**
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
**[07:45] Mitsu**
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
**[07:45] Koshitan**
*The hell is this bizarre ritual?*
**[07:47] Koshitan**
*Also, aren't you supposed to burn*
**[07:49] Mitsu**
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
**[07:49] Koshitan**
* last year's ceremonial arrows*
* in these ceremonial fires?*
**[07:51] Koshitan**
*Why the hell are you burning antlers?!*
**[07:53] Mitsu**
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
**[07:53] Shrine visitor G**
They're going all out for
this year's ceremonial fire.
**[07:56] Koshitan**
You're telling me they do this every year?
**[07:57] Mitsu**
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
**[07:58] Shrine visitor F**
I think we're going to
be extra lucky this year.
**[08:00] Koshitan**
Yeah, no!
**[08:01] Bashame**
May we have huge harvests
and a year of full harvests!
**[08:04] Anko**
Bring on the debauchery! All the debauchery!
**[08:06] Koshitan**
Seriously, you guys...
**[08:09] Mitsu**
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
**[08:12] Koshitan**
What's with the wind?!
**[08:13] Shrine Visitor F**
Hey! Look!
**[08:14] Shrine Visitor B**
The Deer God started shining!
**[08:17] Koshitan**
Why, though?!
**[08:18] Mitsu**
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
**[08:21] Mitsu**
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
**[08:25] Mitsu**
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
**[08:35] Nokotan**
Notsu...
**[08:43] Visitors**
Oh, blessed be! Blessed be!
**[08:46] Koshitan**
Who, what, where, how, why?!
**[08:50] Anko**
That was pretty fun.
**[08:52] Bashame**
It feels like this is going to be a
good year. Right, Koshitan-senpai?
**[08:57] Koshitan**
Ugh, the new year only just started,
and I'm already friggin' exhausted.
**[09:00] Koshitan**
I'm heading right home and warming up.
**[09:03] Nokotan**
Oh, hey! Koshitan!
**[09:05] Nokotan**
Sorry to keep you waiting!
**[09:08] Bashame**
Ah, Nokotan-senpai.
**[09:10] Koshitan**
You jerk! Not only do you make me wait,
**[09:13] Koshitan**
you go and pull that Deer God act
with the ceremonial fires and stuff!
**[09:16] Koshitan**
I'm heading home, damn it!
**[09:18] Nokotan**
What do you mean?
**[09:19] Nokotan**
I just got here.
**[09:21] Koshitan**
What?!
**[09:22] Nokotan**
But I'm really sorry if I made you wait.
You must've been really cold.
**[09:26] Nokotan**
Here, drink some of this and warm up.
**[09:29] Koshitan**
Huh? Uh, sure...
**[09:31] Nokotan**
I have some for you two, too.
**[09:33] Bashame**
Wow, that's delicious!
**[09:35] Anko**
That hit the spot.
**[09:38] Koshitan**
Yum... I've never had
this before. What is it?
**[09:43] Nokotan**
Antler soup.
**[09:43] Koshitan**
So it *was* you up there!
***SIGN*** I'll make sure the
Deer Club makes its mark!
-Koshi Torako
***SIGN*** I'm gonna become
Hino's local mascot!!
-Nokotan
***SIGN*** I'm gonna do naughty
things with my sister
-Koshi Anko
***SIGN*** Bashame will become a
great deer and eat rice
-Bashame
**[09:49] Koshitan**
* After that, we all did our*
* first shrine visit together.*
***SIGN*** Kanagawa Prefecture
Oyama Afuri Shrine
***SIGN*** Kanagawa Prefecture
Oyama Afuri Shrine
**[10:00] Nokotan**
Happy New Year to you all.
**[10:03] Koshitan**
And here we go with this
indigenous god thing.
***SIGN*** Happy New Deer
**[10:07] Nokotan**
We hope that you'll continue to support
*My Deer Friend Nokotan* this year, too.
**[10:13] Koshitan**
Th-Thanks...
**[10:15] Nokotan**
With that, here.
**[10:16] Koshitan**
Here what?
**[10:18] Nokotan**
Gimme New Year's money.
**[10:20] Koshitan**
If you're a god, don't pester me for money!
**[10:24] Nokotan**
I think that's enough New Year's jokes.
**[10:34] Nokotan**
Okay, let's get the actual show started!
***SIGN*** Happy New Deer
**[10:37] Koshitan**
The hell was up with that
rando New Year's greeting?
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[10:45] Nokotan**
Well? Are you all ready?
**[10:49] Narrator**
One of the traditions for New Year's
is playing a board game.
**[10:53] Narrator**
There are countless games that span
across all ages and many places,
**[10:56] Narrator**
but did you know that one particular
game is the most popular?
**[11:02] Narrator**
Its groundbreaking setup caused a huge
sensation when it was first released.
**[11:07] Narrator**
Yes, it's the game you're all familiar with:
***SIGN*** Game of Deer Life
Deluxe
**[11:10] Narrator**
the Game of Deer Life.
**[11:13] Koshitan**
I'm not gonna go easy on ya
just cuz this is a board game.
**[11:16] Koshitan**
I'll show you exactly what
it means to compete with me!
***SIGN*** The Beast of Hino
Roars Into the Fight!!
***SIGN*** An
**[11:25] Anko**
Since we're competing, this means
we're wagering something, too, right?
**[11:29] Anko**
Your livelihood, your chastity, your life...
**[11:31] Anko**
Ooh, I'm getting excited!
***SIGN*** The Out-of-Control Siscon
Creeps In!!
**[11:36] Nokotan**
Pitiful!
**[11:37] Nokotan**
You humans just keep yapping.
**[11:41] Nokotan**
I'll show you what a true deer...
**[11:43] Nokotan**
can do.
***SIGN*** An Actual Deer
Leaps Into the Fray!!
**[11:47] Narrator**
The First-Ever Chitty Chitty Hino High School
Deer Club Game of Deer Life Tournament!
**[11:51] Narrator**
Let the games begin!
**[11:54] Bashame**
Start!
**[11:56] Anko**
Okay, I'll go first.
**[11:58] Anko**
Go!
***SIGN*** Start
***SIGN*** Born in the Hino Zoo!
**[12:02] Anko**
I guess I'm moving four spaces.
**[12:04] Anko**
One, two, three, four.
**[12:07] Anko**
Huh? What's going on?
**[12:09] Ukai**
Ah, a newborn deer!
**[12:12] Ukai**
Here, to celebrate!
**[12:15] Narrator**
Become friends with the zookeeper.
Receive three stacks of deer crackers.
**[12:19] Narrator**
The currency in the Game of Deer Life
is not money but deer crackers.
**[12:23] Narrator**
The one with the most deer crackers
at the end of the game wins.
**[12:27] Anko**
Hey, this is a great start.
**[12:29] Nokotan**
No fair.
**[12:30] Narrator**
Now, it's Koshitan's turn.
**[12:32] Koshitan**
All right! I'm up next!
**[12:36] Koshitan**
Ooh, a nine!
**[12:37] Koshitan**
I'm gonna keep on truckin'
and get to the goal!
**[12:41] Koshitan**
Hm?
**[12:42] Senpai Deer A**
Aren't you being a bit cocky
just because you're younger?
**[12:45] Senpai Deer B**
Whose turf do you think you're on? Huh?
**[12:47] Senpai Deer C**
Don't think you can stay here for free!
**[12:50] Koshitan**
Huh?
**[12:52] Narrator**
Tormented by senpai deer and shaken down
for deer crackers. Hand over thirty.
**[12:57] Senpai Deer A**
Give us all you've got!
**[12:59] Koshitan**
Isn't this a bit harsh right off the bat?!
**[13:02] Koshitan**
Also, I don't even have any
deer crackers to give yet.
**[13:05] Mitsu**
Over here, lassie.
**[13:07] Koshitan**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
***SIGN*** Interest
50%
**[13:09] Mitsu**
Come on.
***SIGN*** Interest
50%
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[13:11] Mitsu**
Pleasure doin' business with ya.
**[13:14] Narrator**
When you don't have enough deer crackers,
the zoo will lend you some.
**[13:17] Narrator**
The interest rate is 50%!
**[13:19] Koshitan**
The zoo and these senpai deer
are totally working together...
**[13:23] Anko**
I guess survival of the fittest
applies to herbivores, too.
**[13:28] Nokotan**
You just don't get it, Koshitan.
**[13:30] Koshitan**
Wha?
**[13:31] Nokotan**
The key to the Game of Deer Life
isn't how fast you can reach the goal
**[13:34] Nokotan**
but how many deer crackers you can amass!
**[13:37] Nokotan**
Therefore, even if it takes longer,
**[13:39] Nokotan**
you've gotta aim for the spaces
that'll give you more deer crackers!
**[13:44] Narrator**
Nokotan's turn.
**[13:45] Narrator**
She's escaped the zoo, wandered
into the neighborhood, and...
**[13:50] Narrator**
ended up hanging off some electrical lines.
**[13:53] Narrator**
Lose one turn.
**[13:55] Koshitan**
Déjà vu!
**[13:56] Narrator**
Also, while she was hanging there,
**[13:58] Narrator**
she was attacked by vultures and hyenas,
losing fifty deer crackers.
**[14:02] Nokotan**
Doe no!
**[14:03] Koshitan**
Sometimes, this is harsher than reality.
**[14:06] Narrator**
It's once again Anko's turn.
**[14:08] Anko**
One, two, three.
**[14:11] Anko**
Okay, now...
**[14:15] Nokotan**
Don't be afraid. Now, jump into my arms!
**[14:18] Koshitan**
Oh, but I'm a virgin...
**[14:23] Narrator**
A deer you've had feelings for
mates with another female deer.
***SIGN*** °Visuals may differ from actual events
**[14:27] Narrator**
The shock leaves you bedridden. Lose one turn.
**[14:29] Anko**
Oh, my.
**[14:30] Koshitan**
Hey! This depiction's pretty malicious!
**[14:33] Nokotan**
This actually happened
at my workplace recently.
**[14:37] Koshitan**
Wait, really? Do you work in a soap opera?
**[14:39] Anko**
I guess deer have a lot going on, too.
**[14:43] Anko**
But if the shock from that leaves them bedridden,
I'd say their love just isn't enough.
**[14:47] Nokotan**
What do you mean?
**[14:48] Anko**
If it were me, I'd whip, whip them
over and over, then slap, slap them,
**[14:52] Anko**
squish, squish them, and in the end,
I'd mlem, mlem them...
**[14:55] Koshitan**
I'm just going to pretend
I never heard that, okay?
**[14:58] Narrator**
It's now Koshitan's turn.
**[15:00] Koshitan**
Okay, next is...
**[15:01] Narrator**
A sudden growth spurt!
**[15:03] Narrator**
Spin the roulette, and gain antlers
equal to the number you roll!
**[15:06] Koshitan**
Where am I gaining them?!
**[15:10] Koshitan**
The highest number now, of all times!
**[15:13] Narrator**
In celebration, also receive the same number
of deer crackers from each player.
**[15:18] Koshitan**
I mean, I'm thankful for that, but...
**[15:27] Koshitan**
I look like I've been riddled with arrows...
**[15:30] Anko**
Here're your deer crackers.
**[15:32] Koshitan**
Are you celebrating or commiserating?
**[15:34] Narrator**
It's now Nokotan's turn.
**[15:37] Narrator**
Lose one turn.
**[15:40] Bashame**
The rice is looking great!
**[15:43] Narrator**
And the game proceeded onward.
**[15:48] Koshitan**
Deer life decisions?
***SIGN*** Intense Course
***SIGN*** Intense Course
***SIGN*** Stable Course
***SIGN*** Stable Course
***SIGN*** Stop!
Deer Life Decisions
**[15:52] Narrator**
You're on your own after leaving the zoo!
**[15:54] Narrator**
As the harsh waves of society crash over you,
you'll hold on for deer life
**[15:57] Narrator**
in the Intense course.
**[16:00] Narrator**
Alternatively, you can stay at the zoo,
passing up any great changes or promotions
**[16:03] Narrator**
in exchange for a safe and predictable life
on the Stable course.
**[16:08] Narrator**
Which will you choose?
***SIGN*** Intense
***SIGN*** Stable
**[16:11] Koshitan**
This is just life.
**[16:12] Nokotan**
By the way, if you select the Intense course,
**[16:14] Nokotan**
you get to choose from the
mountains, sea, or city.
**[16:18] Anko**
Hm...
**[16:19] Anko**
Then I guess I'll choose the Intense course
of deer life and head to the mountains.
**[16:23] Anko**
I'll conquer the mountains and shake down
all the deer there for their deer crackers.
**[16:28] Koshitan**
I think you might be more cut out
to be a delinquent than I am.
**[16:31] Koshitan**
In that case, I guess
I'll head into the city!
**[16:34] Koshitan**
I'll gradually climb the ranks of my career!
**[16:37] Koshitan**
What about you, Shikanoko?
**[16:38] Nokotan**
Someone is calling for me in a faraway land.
**[16:41] Nokotan**
I can feel it.
**[16:43] Koshitan**
So the sea.
**[16:43] Anko**
Yup, the sea.
**[16:50] Nokotan**
The dawn in Hino City draws near!
**[17:03] Narrator**
Nokotan crossed the sea...
**[17:06] Narrator**
and washed ashore in Alaska.
**[17:09] Koshitan**
Why Alaska, though?!
**[17:14] Narrator**
Oh? Something strange
is happening to Nokotan.
**[17:20] Narrator**
Congratulations!
Nokotan has evolved into a moose.
***SIGN*** Current total number
of deer crackers: 100
**[17:24] Koshitan**
How does any of that work?!
**[17:26] Nokotan**
This is definitely an intense deer life.
**[17:29] Koshitan**
She's actually evolved in real life!
**[17:32] Nokotan**
Now that I've evolved into the highest
class of deer, the moose, that means...
**[17:36] Nokotan**
I get bonus deer cra—
**[17:38] Narrator**
You don't actually get anything.
**[17:40] Anko**
Aw, I guess you're not so special,
even if you are an actual deer.
**[17:43] Nokotan**
How dare you?! Then what about you, Koshian?
**[17:48] Narrator**
She gradually took over the mountain and
made all the animals her subordinates.
**[17:52] Narrator**
She calls it a tip, but she makes them
all pay her ten deer crackers a day.
**[17:57] Anko**
Those who defy me will get
what's coming to them.
***SIGN*** Current total number
of deer crackers: 103,000
**[18:00] Koshitan**
Ruling by fear?!
**[18:02] Anko**
I get all the deer crackers I want to eat.
**[18:04] Nokotan**
No fair!
**[18:05] Koshitan**
Heh. You've still got a
long ways to go, Anko.
**[18:07] Anko**
What do you mean by that?
**[18:13] Camera guy**
Look this way, please!
**[18:15] Koshitan**
Sure!
***SIGN*** Bronze @bronze_dolota
One in a hundred million deer shot
#NaraPark
**[18:19] Camera guy**
Just like that! Nice! Very good!
***SIGN*** Matsu @take_nara_1980
A miraculous beauty deer born from Hino
***SIGN*** Noah. @noah22
She's too beautiful...!
**[18:28] Narrator**
After a famous photographer's pics of her
go viral, she becomes a Nara Park idol.
**[18:32] Narrator**
Due to her ever-increasing audience, Koshitan
collects 100 deer crackers per space moved.
**[18:38] Koshitan**
Your pocket change ain't got nothin' on me!
***SIGN*** Current total number of
deer crackers: 30,000,000
**[18:43] Koshitan**
I'm gonna wring all those tourists dry
and quit while I'm ahead!
**[18:50] Nokotan**
I didn't expect a former delinquent
like you would be into idols.
**[18:54] Anko**
My sister's pretty interested in
girly things, despite how she looks.
**[18:57] Koshitan**
Shut your mouths!
**[18:58] Koshitan**
This is just a game!
**[19:00] Narrator**
Koshitan didn't actually hate this.
**[19:05] Narrator**
It's now Nokotan's turn.
**[19:10] Nokotan**
Ah, so it's my turn.
**[19:12] Koshitan**
You seem like a completely
different character...
**[19:14] Narrator**
Some trouble ahead!
**[19:17] Narrator**
An incredibly violent grizzly has appeared.
**[19:19] Narrator**
Nokotan's life is on the line!
**[19:23] Nokotan**
I guess the reason I grew these
antlers was for this day.
**[19:45] Nokotan**
With this, Alaska—
**[19:46] Nokotan**
no, America has finally attained freedom.
**[19:50] Koshitan**
The hell happened to you, Grizzly?!
**[19:52] Narrator**
As a token of thanks, the American president,
the American citizens,
**[19:57] Narrator**
and the animals living in America
give you 50 million deer crackers.
**[20:01] Nokotan**
May the antlers be with you.
**[20:04] Koshitan**
Dude, your antlers are way too OP!
**[20:06] Bashame**
Rolly, rolly them all round.
**[20:09] Narrator**
And the game continued to advance.
**[20:12] Koshitan**
Guess you guys needed another hundred
years if you actually wanted to beat me!
**[20:17] Koshitan**
While you two were dawdling,
I've been raking in 200 billion a year.
**[20:21] Koshitan**
I evolved into a super-elite idol deer, and
my total assets equal over 1,600,000,000!
**[20:28] Nokotan**
When'd she manage that?
**[20:29] Anko**
Well done, Onee-chan.
**[20:31] Koshitan**
Now I'm gonna run straight for the goal!
**[20:34] Koshitan**
Hello! We're doing a photoshoot
for my new photobook, right?
**[20:39] Tanuki**
I-I-I'm so sorry! I promise
I don't know anything!
**[20:45] Tsubame**
Um, so I heard that...
**[20:48] Tsubame**
Koshi-san...
**[20:49] Tsubame**
You're not actually a deer.
***SIGN*** The Shocking Scoop
***SIGN*** Popular Idol Deer
Falsified Her Past?!
**[20:55] Koshitan**
Wait, what the hell is this?!
**[20:56] Neko**
A scandal comes to light!
**[20:58] Neko**
The popular idol wasn't actually
a deer! She was a capybara!
**[21:03] Koshitan**
There's no way in hell!
**[21:05] Narrator**
You end up having to pay
a fortune in reparations!
**[21:07] Narrator**
You lose your life savings.
**[21:08] Koshitan**
Huh?
**[21:11] Koshitan**
Ugh! I lost!
***SIGN*** Last Place: 0 crackers
***SIGN*** 1st Place: 62 million crackers
***SIGN*** 2nd Place: 58 million crackers
**[21:14] Nokotan**
Yay, I won!
**[21:16] Koshitan**
That last space! If only that
last space didn't exist!
**[21:19] Anko**
I guess I just couldn't beat America.
**[21:22] Koshitan**
Well, anyway. That was way more
exciting than I thought it'd be.
**[21:25] Koshitan**
And it was pretty fun, too.
**[21:29] Koshitan**
Man, I'm starving, though.
**[21:31] Nokotan**
I've got some deer crackers.
**[21:33] Koshitan**
Yeah, I'm good on those.
**[21:34] Anko**
By the way, wasn't Bashame
making some mochi...
**[21:41] Koshitan**
Bashame?!
**[21:43] Anko**
Ah... So she ate too many pieces of mochi,
and now she's choking.
**[21:46] Koshitan**
Unconcerned much?!
**[21:47] Koshitan**
Hurry up and spit it out, damn it!
**[21:49] Bashame**
Thaf's sufh a wafte...
**[21:51] Koshitan**
Now's not the time for that!
**[21:55] Bashame**
Om, nom, nom...
**[21:58] Bashame**
Whew, that was delicious.
**[22:01] Nokotan**
Notsu.
**[22:02] Koshitan**
Again, your damn antlers are way too OP!
# E9 - Get the Sports Festival Done!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDMEN2/get-the-sports-festival-done)
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***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
**[00:14] Nokotan**
Well, well... It's spring, all right.
**[00:19] Koshitan**
It's already our second spring
since becoming third-years.
**[00:23] Koshitan**
Hm?
**[00:24] Anko**
More importantly, Onee-chan...
**[00:26] Koshitan**
What?
**[00:27] Anko**
Tomorrow's the sports festival.
Should you really be relaxing here?
**[00:34] Koshitan**
I'm not like those other student council
presidents! I'm actually super efficient!
**[00:40] Koshitan**
I already laid out a solid plan in advance
**[00:42] Koshitan**
and finished getting ready
for everything yesterday!
**[00:46] Anko**
You're the best, Onee-chan!
**[00:47] Koshitan**
I'm sure all those other
student council presidents
**[00:50] Koshitan**
are panicking and flailing around right
about now, like grade-school kids
**[00:53] Koshitan**
who put off their summer homework
until the very end of summer vacation!
**[00:58] Neko**
We've got trouble, President!
***SIGN*** Get the Sports Festival Done!
***SIGN*** Get the Sports Festival Done!
**[02:35] Neko**
We've got trouble, President!
**[02:37] Koshitan**
What's the matter, Nekoyamada-san?
**[02:38] Neko**
Some of the relay batons broke,
and now we don't have enough!
**[02:42] Koshitan**
I see. Fear not.
**[02:45] Koshitan**
I figured something like this might happen,
so I bought extras. We can use those.
**[02:49] Anko**
You're the best, Onee-chan!
**[02:52] Koshitan**
There are no holes in my plan.
**[02:53] Tanuki**
P-P-President! Some of the number bibs
got ripped, and now we don't have enough!
**[02:58] Koshitan**
Huh?
**[02:59] Tanuki**
I-I-I'm probably being punished for
only pretending to eat my bell peppers
**[03:02] Tanuki**
and putting them on my dad's plate last night!
**[03:06] Koshitan**
Calm down. That has nothing to do with this.
**[03:08] Koshitan**
It's all right. I have extras of those,
too, so we can just...
**[03:11] Male Student A**
President! The giant ball for the
giant ball roll has disappeared!
**[03:14] Koshitan**
Huh?
**[03:15] Girl student B**
President! The computer where the
sports festival schedule was saved
**[03:18] Girl student B**
just broke for no reason!
**[03:20] Koshitan**
Wha?
**[03:21] Male Student C**
President! Oshio-kun from the
executive committee disappeared!
**[03:24] Girl student D**
President! A kitten climbed up
a tree and can't get back down!
**[03:28] Male student E**
President! A fawn climbed up
another tree and can't get back down!
**[03:32] Koshitan**
Wait, wait, wait, just a...
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[03:33] Tsubame**
President.
**[03:36] Tsubame**
The admission gate fell over
and was destroyed.
**[03:38] Koshitan**
Huh? What?!
***SIGN*** Admission Gate
**[03:44] Koshitan**
Wh-Wh-Where do I even start?!
**[03:46] Koshitan**
The admission gate first, right?
**[03:47] Koshitan**
Or the giant ball? Wait, maybe Oshio?
**[03:50] Koshitan**
No, the kitten... Or maybe the fawn?
**[03:52] Koshitan**
What?!
**[03:54] Nokotan**
Koshitan, you're like a grade-school kid
**[03:57] Nokotan**
who put off her summer homework
until the very end of summer vacation.
**[04:03] Koshitan**
Fine! I need you all to help me!
**[04:06] Nokotan**
Aw...
**[04:07] Koshitan**
Don't "Aw..." me! You absolutely have time!
**[04:09] Bashame**
Bashame does not have time.
**[04:12] Koshitan**
Huh?
**[04:13] Bashame**
Bashame needs to prepare
for tomorrow's rice planting.
**[04:16] Koshitan**
Why are you planting rice
during a school festival?!
**[04:18] Koshitan**
Save it for when you have nothing better to do!
**[04:21] Anko**
I'll be happy to help you out, Onee-chan.
**[04:24] Koshitan**
Thanks, Anko!
**[04:27] Anko**
But I'll be expecting
a little something in return.
**[04:31] Koshitan**
On second thought, maybe not.
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[04:36] Ukai**
On your marks!
**[04:38] Ukai**
Ready...
***SIGN*** Hino High
***SIGN*** White Team
**[04:45] Koshitan**
* I somehow made everything work in time,*
* but I'm absolutely beat.*
**[04:49] Koshitan**
*Not a single thing went according to plan.*
**[04:51] Koshitan**
*But I can't let this beat me!*
**[04:54] Koshitan**
*The main event's just begun!*
**[04:56] Koshitan**
* With the students, teachers, and associated*
* family members as my witness...*
**[04:59] Koshitan**
* I will make this a magnificent sports festival*
* that runs perfectly on schedule!*
**[05:04] Koshitan**
* That is my duty as an exemplary*
* student council president!*
**[05:07] Koshitan**
*I'm counting on you, student council...*
**[05:10] Koshitan**
*and Deer Club!*
**[05:12] Koshitan**
* I've got my doubts about*
* everyone besides Anko...*
**[05:15] Koshitan**
*But they're better than nothing!*
**[05:17] Koshitan**
Where the hell did Shikanoko go?!
**[05:19] Bashame**
No idea.
**[05:21] Anko**
The next event will be
the class 100-meter dash.
**[05:25] Anko**
I will now introduce our runners.
**[05:28] Classmate C**
So cute!
***SIGN*** Deer Team
**[05:31] Anko**
From the Deer Team, Nokotan.
***SIGN*** Putting My Soul into Every Pitch
**[05:34] Koshitan**
Wait, what?
**[05:35] Koshitan**
Since when do we have a Deer Team?!
And what's with that ridiculous getup?!
**[05:39] Classmate A**
Of course Nokotan would be in the Deer Team.
**[05:42] Koshitan**
Seriously, *what* Deer Team?!
**[05:46] Koshitan**
Tsubameya-san, you should be
working! What're you doing?!
**[05:50] Koshitan**
Hey, Anko! What the hell's the Deer Team?
There was nothing like that in the script!
**[05:54] Anko**
Huh? But it's written right here.
**[05:57] Anko**
See?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Class 100-meter dash
Opening announcement
The next event will be the class 100-meter dash.
I will now introduce our runners.
Red Team Class 2-1 Inui-san
...
White Team Class 2-2 Kameyama-san
...
(Read the rest of the names of the runners)
Runners, please get ready.
=Begin race=
***SIGN*** Important!!!!!!
***SIGN*** Add this!
***SIGN*** Deer Team
Nokotan
**[05:58] Koshitan**
She did her prep!
**[05:59] Anko**
There's a banner, too.
***SIGN*** Red Team's
the Best!
***SIGN*** White Team's
Gonna Win
***SIGN*** Deer Team, Notsu!!
**[06:00] Koshitan**
When did that go up?!
**[06:02] Gyaru A**
Nokotan looks peak!
**[06:04] Gyaru B**
She's too cute! I wanna get
a pic, so look this way!
**[06:09] Gyaru B**
Yeah, that's it! Nice!
**[06:16] Anko**
Looks like the photo session's begun.
**[06:18] Koshitan**
* Crap! At this rate, we're*
* gonna run behind schedule!*
**[06:22] Narrator**
They immediately fell ten minutes behind.
**[06:25] Anko**
* The next event is the bread-eating race*
* with family members.*
**[06:29] Koshitan**
Damn you, Shikanoko.
**[06:31] Tanuki**
P-P-P-President!
**[06:32] Koshitan**
Whoa! What's the matter, Tanukikoji-san?
**[06:35] Tanuki**
Th-The bread for the bread-eating race...
**[06:39] Tanuki**
W-W-We don't have any.
**[06:41] Koshitan**
Huh? Why, though?! We had it all ready,
and we double-checked the numbers!
**[06:47] Tanuki**
W-Well, apparently a wild bear
came by and ate the lot!
**[06:53] Tanuki**
I'm sorry! It probably only ate the bread
because it wasn't able to eat me instead!
**[06:59] Koshitan**
Your negativity sure goes straight
from zero to a hundred!
**[07:02] Koshitan**
Anyway, wouldn't the bigger issue be
that there's a wild bear in Hino?!
**[07:06] Nokotan**
I heard everything.
***SIGN*** Out of Shape
**[07:09] Nokotan**
Leave this to me!
**[07:11] Koshitan**
Shikanoko!
**[07:15] Koshitan**
Yeah, that tracks.
**[07:22] Yoshiharu**
* Mark my words, I'll be winning*
* this family bread-eating race!*
**[07:25] Yoshiharu**
* With this show of gallantry,*
* I'll earn my little sister's respect!*
**[07:31] Yoshiharu**
* I gathered all the data...*
* and came up with a brilliant plan.*
**[07:37] Yoshiharu**
* I'm sorry, other family members,*
* but there can only be one.*
**[07:40] Yoshiharu**
*Hm? Is that deer a family member of that girl?*
**[07:43] Yoshiharu**
* Well, no matter.*
* It's time for me to seize victory.*
**[07:47] Yoshiharu**
*Step one for winning a bread-eating race...*
**[07:49] Yoshiharu**
* is to bite onto the bread just hard*
* enough so it doesn't brea—*
**[07:52] Yoshiharu**
*What?!*
**[07:53] Yoshiharu**
*It's not bread!*
**[07:54] Mitsu**
Oh!
**[07:56] Mitsu**
Alms from the great Deer God!
**[08:00] Yoshiharu**
*It's eating them!*
**[08:01] Yoshiharu**
*Er, of course a deer would eat deer crackers.*
**[08:04] Yoshiharu**
*Damn it!*
**[08:10] Yoshiharu**
*M-My mouth's quickly drying out!*
**[08:13] Yoshiharu**
*What's up next?!*
**[08:17] Yoshiharu**
*Grass?!*
**[08:18] Yoshiharu**
*So bitter!*
**[08:20] Yoshiharu**
* But at this point, I won't be shocked,*
* no matter what food comes up next!*
**[08:26] Yoshiharu**
*An antler?!*
**[08:27] Yoshiharu**
* Okay, I get that deer eat grass,*
* so it can be considered food.*
**[08:30] Yoshiharu**
*But there's nothing edible about this antler!*
**[08:33] Narrator**
This show's established precedent
begs to differ.
**[08:42] Yoshiharu**
* Of course I'm not going to*
* be able to outrun a deer!*
**[08:50] Mitsu**
I am protected by the great Deer God!
**[08:55] Anko**
* Coming in first place at the family*
* bread-eating race is Inukai Mitsu-san!*
**[09:02] Yoshiharu**
*I failed to win, but I did come third.*
**[09:05] Yoshiharu**
* Maybe now my little sister will see that*
* I'm more than some coffee-brewing shut-in.*
**[09:12] Yoshiharu**
*She wasn't even looking!*
**[09:14] Anko**
*The next event is the obstacle course.*
***SIGN*** Red Team White Team
**[09:20] Koshitan**
* I haven't been in a single event yet,*
* but I already feel like I've run a marathon.*
***SIGN*** White Team
**[09:24] Ukai**
On your marks...
**[09:26] Ukai**
Get set...
**[09:29] Koshitan**
* Ah... During a race, I don't have*
* to think. I only have to run.*
**[09:33] Koshitan**
*What a relief...*
**[09:35] Koshitan**
*Oh, no. I can't fall behind.*
**[09:37] Koshitan**
* As a student council president who excels*
* at sports, I have to get first place!*
**[09:42] Classmate**
You're so cool, President!
**[09:43] Classmate B**
Koshi-san, fight on!
**[09:45] Koshitan**
*Let's see... The first obstacle is...*
**[09:51] Koshitan**
*Huh?*
**[09:55] Koshitan**
Wh-What is this?! A bomb?!
**[09:57] Anko**
All the obstacles involve bombs.
**[09:59] Koshitan**
Bombs and sports festivals do *not* mix!
**[10:06] Koshitan**
That voice!
**[10:08] Nokotan**
To raise the excitement level of this festival,
I've leveled up the obstacles!
**[10:08] Nokotan**
Yakiniku Meal
**[10:13] Koshitan**
What the hell do you think you're doing?!
***SIGN*** We are Deer Team
**[10:19] Koshitan**
Oh, god! The school grounds!
**[10:22] Nokotan**
Hey! Never lower your guard on the battlefield!
**[10:24] Koshitan**
It's a damn schoolyard!
**[10:28] Nokotan**
What the hell did they teach you at school?
**[10:31] Koshitan**
Japanese, math, science, social studies!
You know, general education!
**[10:34] Nokotan**
You're never gonna make it
out in the real world
**[10:37] Nokotan**
if you can't even clear these obstacles!
**[10:39] Koshitan**
The real world? In what universe?!
**[10:41] Anko**
You can do it, Red Team!
**[10:43] Anko**
You can do it, White Team!
**[10:44] Koshitan**
You've got some nerve spouting platitudes
when it's life or death out here!
**[10:48] Nokotan**
Koshitan, it's almost time.
**[10:50] Koshitan**
Huh?
**[10:54] Narrator**
It's more of a death game than a race.
**[12:07] Anko**
* And that was a performance*
* from our cheerleading squad.*
**[12:11] Koshitan**
*I-I'm so beat...*
**[12:15] Koshitan**
*But this was the final morning event.*
**[12:18] Koshitan**
*The club performances have ended.*
**[12:20] Koshitan**
* We're 15 minutes over, but if we*
* cut 15 minutes off lunch break,*
**[12:23] Koshitan**
* we'll be back on track, and I'll fulfill*
* my duty as the student council president.*
**[12:28] Anko**
* Next up, we have a performance*
* by the Deer Club.*
**[12:32] Koshitan**
The Deer Club?!
**[12:33] Anko**
Let's all welcome the Deer Club.
**[12:35] Koshitan**
Wait! The Deer Club never signed up for this!
**[12:40] Koshitan**
A herd of deer...
**[12:42] Koshitan**
This is...
***SIGN*** Compensating for My Shortcomings
**[12:45] Koshitan**
*Déjà vu!*
**[12:49] Koshitan**
Hey! Who said you could sign up our club
for another damn deer parade?!
**[12:54] Koshitan**
Where are we, a zoo?!
**[12:56] Koshitan**
Actually, even for a zoo
this'd be out of the question!
***SIGN*** Get Rich Quick
**[13:06] Koshitan**
No, really! What the hell is this?!
**[13:13] Koshitan**
Wait, was there something to cry about?
**[13:15] Classmate B**
Tears just came flowing out...
**[13:17] Classmate C**
Way to go, Deer Club.
**[13:19] Gyaru B**
I'm thinking maybe the whole reason
I was born was to see this.
**[13:22] Mitsu**
Praise be! Praise be!
**[13:25] Koshitan**
This isn't what you think it is!
**[13:27] Koshitan**
You're all being tricked!
**[13:31] Koshitan**
Just hurry up and get the hell outta here!
**[13:33] Koshitan**
You're already over time!
**[13:36] Koshitan**
Get down here already!
***SIGN*** Hino Deer
For Life
**[13:40] Nokotan**
Whoa, there.
**[13:41] Koshitan**
I keep telling you we don't have time for this!
**[13:44] Narrator**
Will Koshitan be able to end
the sports festival on time?
**[13:48] Narrator**
Find out after the break!
***SIGN*** Nikko City, Tochigi Prefecture
Yuno Lake, Yumoto
***SIGN*** Nikko City, Tochigi Prefecture
Yuno Lake, Yumoto
**[13:57] Anko**
*The first afternoon event will be tug-of-war.*
**[14:01] Koshitan**
* All that, and we only just*
* made it to the eyecatch?*
**[14:07] Ukai**
Ready... Start!
**[14:10] Kids**
Pull! Pull! Pull! Pull!
**[14:13] Koshitan**
* In any case, this is a proper event,*
* so I need to do my best.*
**[14:16] Koshitan**
* Ooh? We're pulling pretty well.*
* We might just have it in the bag!*
**[14:23] Koshitan**
*Actually, we seem to be
pulling a bit* too *well.*
**[14:26] Koshitan**
*And this rope seems awkwardly smooth...*
**[14:29] Koshitan**
*Smooth?*
**[14:30] Koshitan**
*It's not even a freakin' rope!*
**[14:32] Koshitan**
*This texture...*
**[14:34] Koshitan**
*It can't be...*
**[14:34] Koshitan**
*It's an antler!*
**[14:38] Nokotan**
Approximately 16 seconds remain!
**[14:41] Nokotan**
I wonder how far each team
will be able to stretch!
**[14:43] Koshitan**
That's not how tug-of-war works at all!
**[14:45] Koshitan**
Stop changing the damn rules!
**[14:47] Anko**
This tug-of-war—or rather,
tug-of-antler battle is getting fired up.
**[14:50] Koshitan**
And you need to stop acting like
nothing weird is happening!
**[14:53] Koshitan**
You're all way too accepting
of all these crazy changes!
**[14:58] Ukai**
And we're done!
**[15:00] Anko**
Uh-oh, looks like time's up.
**[15:02] Anko**
And we've got our record. It's 325 meters.
**[15:05] Koshitan**
Record of what?
**[15:06] Anko**
And so, the winner is Nokotan!
**[15:09] Koshitan**
Wha?!
**[15:10] Nokotan**
Yay!
***SIGN*** No Reply Necessary
**[15:11] Koshitan**
Hello? Did she even do anything?
***SIGN*** Thumbs Up
**[15:14] Anko**
* Oh? Looks like the judge*
* is also giving the OK.*
**[15:17] Anko**
*Nokotan has established a new record.*
**[15:20] Koshitan**
Uh, when the hell did a judge get here?!
**[15:23] Narrator**
In the track-and-field game of tug-of-antler,
a new world record has been established.
**[15:27] Anko**
*The next event is the ball toss.*
**[15:30] Neko**
Okay! Please form two lines with your classes!
**[15:34] Neko**
* The president and I will be*
* the referees for this game.*
**[15:37] Neko**
* This is the perfect opportunity*
* for me to find her weakness!*
**[15:40] Classmate A**
Neko-chan is just as tiny and cute as ever!
**[15:43] Neko**
*Speaking of, the president sure is late.*
**[15:46] Koshitan**
Sorry... It took forever
to finish up tug-of-antler.
**[15:51] Neko**
Eek! A-Are you all right?
**[15:54] Neko**
Your face seems to have fallen apart.
**[15:56] Koshitan**
I'm fine.
**[15:58] Neko**
That's exactly what someone
who isn't fine would say.
**[16:01] Neko**
Um...
**[16:02] Neko**
Would you like some water?
**[16:03] Neko**
Maybe some stomach medicine?
**[16:05] Neko**
Actually, before that, maybe
you should have a light snack.
**[16:08] Neko**
Do you want me to go buy you something?
**[16:10] Koshitan**
I'm okay... Thanks.
**[16:14] Narrator**
Even Neko-chan didn't have
the heart to try to find the weakness
**[16:17] Narrator**
of someone whose face
had literally fallen apart.
**[16:25] Neko**
Please actually aim for the baskets!
**[16:28] Neko**
Please don't stick out like that!
**[16:30] Koshitan**
Hey... Aim for the baskets...
**[16:33] Koshitan**
P-Please don't stick out like that...
**[16:35] Neko**
* Whew... Man, the sports festival is*
* way more hectic than I thought it'd be.*
**[16:40] Neko**
* I want to hurry up and finish up work*
* so Tsucchi can comfort me.*
**[16:43] Neko**
* I wonder what Tsucchi*
* is doing right about now.*
**[16:47] Neko**
* I wonder if they're asleep.*
* I hope they're not cold...*
**[16:51] Neko**
*Huh?*
**[16:54] Neko**
Tsucchi!
**[16:59] Neko**
*What're you doing here?!*
**[17:00] Neko**
*Er, more importantly...*
**[17:02] Neko**
*I need to protect Tsucchi!*
**[17:07] Neko**
*There's nothing here!*
**[17:10] Neko**
*Wait! Don't go out!*
**[17:12] Koshitan**
Nekoyamada-san, please get back to work...
**[17:15] Narrator**
And so, the game was paused.
**[17:18] Narrator**
It was delayed 15 minutes, and Koshitan's
stomach gained around six more holes.
**[17:23] Koshitan**
* I have never been this*
* exhausted in my entire life.*
**[17:26] Anko**
The next event is the relay race by grade.
**[17:31] Koshitan**
*But the only event left is the relay!*
**[17:34] Koshitan**
* My stomach's full of holes and my face*
* fell apart, but it's almost over.*
**[17:38] Koshitan**
*This hell of a sports festival will be over!*
**[17:40] Tanuki**
President! We've got trouble!
***SIGN*** Boom
**[17:45] Tanuki**
Th-The deer have all started lounging
around on the track, and at this rate,
**[17:48] Tanuki**
we won't be able to do the final relay!
**[17:51] Koshitan**
I just can't anymore...
**[17:54] Tanuki**
It's all over!
***SIGN*** Sports festival failure
***SIGN*** Student council disbands
***SIGN*** Expulsion awaits
***SIGN*** Left with nowhere to go
***SIGN*** Only death awaits!
***SIGN*** Will
**[18:02] Koshitan**
Uh... Seriously, your imagination
is way out of control.
**[18:05] Tanuki**
B-B-B-B-But...
**[18:08] Koshitan**
Calm down, Tanukikoji-san.
**[18:10] Koshitan**
There's still a chance.
**[18:12] Koshitan**
*I know!*
**[18:13] Koshitan**
*That's right! It's now or never!*
**[18:14] Koshitan**
* Don't underestimate the guts*
* of a former delinquent!*
**[18:17] Koshitan**
Now's the time for the Deer Club to act!
**[18:19] Koshitan**
Shikanoko... is not here.
**[18:21] Koshitan**
Anko... is commentating.
**[18:23] Koshitan**
Oh, fine! Bashame! Where are you?!
**[18:26] Bashame**
Bashame's here.
**[18:27] Koshitan**
She's in full farming gear?!
**[18:30] Bashame**
Bashame told you that she was
getting ready to plant rice.
**[18:34] Koshitan**
And *I* told you to help
with the sports festival!
**[18:37] Bashame**
But Bashame already worked
hard on maintenance.
**[18:41] Koshitan**
Wait, really?
**[18:43] Bashame**
Of the rice paddy.
**[18:44] Koshitan**
Enough with the farming!
**[18:46] Koshitan**
Anyway, I need everyone who's free
to help herd those deer off the track!
**[18:51] Koshitan**
I think you mean, "Yes, ma'am!"
***SIGN*** 10 minutes later...
**[18:55] Tanuki**
P-P-Please don't eat me!
**[18:57] Neko**
Hey! Let go of Tsucchi!
**[19:00] Bashame**
Just a nibble, okay?
**[19:05] Ukai**
What should we do, Koshi-san?
**[19:07] Ukai**
I don't think we'll be able
to begin the relay like this.
**[19:10] Koshitan**
Don't worry! I'll figure something out!
**[19:12] Ukai**
Really? Okay, then.
**[19:15] Koshitan**
*We're totally screwed!*
**[19:21] Koshitan**
*Crap. Crap. Crap.*
**[19:22] Koshitan**
*At this rate...*
***SIGN*** Sports festival failure
***SIGN*** Student council disbands
***SIGN*** Failure as the student council president
***SIGN*** Fall from grace as an honor student
***SIGN*** Left with nowhere to go
***SIGN*** Only death awaits!
**[19:33] Koshitan**
Yeah, no! I'm definitely overthinking this!
**[19:35] Koshitan**
Calm down, me!
**[19:36] Koshitan**
*Damn it! How did this happen, anyway?*
***SIGN*** Final Return
**[19:42] Koshitan**
It's you...
**[19:49] Koshitan**
Nokotan! Come here!
**[19:52] Koshitan**
I've got something nice waiting for you!
**[19:55] Koshitan**
Nokotan! Come here!
**[19:58] Koshitan**
I've got something nice waiting for you!
**[20:00] Koshitan**
Nokotan! Come here!
**[20:03] Koshitan**
I've got something nice...
**[20:05] Koshitan**
in your dreams!
**[20:21] Koshitan**
Hey, you damn deer!
***SIGN*** Perfect Weather
**[20:34] Koshitan**
Eat this!
**[20:46] Nokotan**
My secret stash of deer crackers!
**[20:49] Koshitan**
Shut your mouth! This whole
event's a mess because of you!
**[20:52] Koshitan**
Don't go bringing a damn
herd of deer to the school!
**[20:55] Koshitan**
You're always meddling with everything!
**[20:58] Koshitan**
I've had enough of you, you jackass!
**[21:06] Koshitan**
*N-Now I've done it!*
**[21:09] Koshitan**
* I lost my cool, got mad,*
* and totally broke my façade.*
**[21:12] Koshitan**
* My life as a high school honor*
* student is truly over now.*
**[21:19] Classmate A**
Koshi-san's so cool!
**[21:21] Koshitan**
*Huh?*
**[21:22] Classmate C**
Being cool comes so naturally to her.
**[21:25] Classmate A**
I'm totally for it. Actually, she
seems even more relatable now.
**[21:28] Classmate B**
I want Koshi-san to yell at me, too.
**[21:31] Ukai**
She's not afraid to put people
in line when necessary.
**[21:33] Ukai**
Truly, a wonderful student council president!
**[21:35] Neko**
That's great.
**[21:37] Neko**
It'll make it all the more worthwhile
to drag you down.
**[21:41] Tanuki**
She's been showing her true self
here and there anyway.
**[21:46] Nokotan**
Good for you, Koshitan.
***SIGN*** Whrrrrrrrrrrrr
**[21:48] Narrator**
Part of her was happy
to be accepted for who she was,
**[21:52] Narrator**
but at the same time, she wondered why
she had worked so hard up until this point.
**[21:59] Narrator**
By the way, the sports festival
ran three hours late.
**[22:02] Koshitan**
Goddamn it!
# E10 - Blame it on the Spring
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3EJGK/blame-it-on-the-spring)
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***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[00:18] Koshitan**
*Now that the sports festival is over,*
**[00:20] Koshitan**
* I actually have time*
* to admire the cherry blossoms.*
**[00:22] Narrator**
The seasons have changed,
**[00:24] Narrator**
and springtime has come again
to Hino-Minami High,
**[00:26] Narrator**
where Koshitan and the others go to school.
**[00:29] Narrator**
Remember when I said this series wasn't
stuck in the Sazae-san space-time dimension?
**[00:33] Narrator**
Well, I lied!
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[00:34] Koshitan**
* Might be about time to enjoy some cherry-*
* blossom viewing in front of the clubhouse.*
**[00:38] Koshitan**
Good work, everyone.
**[00:49] Koshitan**
What's wrong, Shikanoko?!
**[00:51] Nokotan**
Oh, Koshitan.
**[00:52] Koshitan**
Why are you crying? Did you get hurt?
**[00:55] Koshitan**
Or are you hungry?
We have plenty of deer crackers.
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[01:00] Nokotan**
I'm not even sad, but I just can't
stop crying for some reason.
**[01:07] Nokotan**
That's weird, right?
**[01:09] Nokotan**
Maybe it's because it's spring.
**[01:11] Koshitan**
Shikanoko... You...
**[01:15] Koshitan**
You probably have allergies.
***SIGN*** Blame It on the Spring
**[02:56] Nokotan**
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
**[02:57] Nokotan**
What are you even talking about, Koshitan?
**[03:00] Nokotan**
Did you happen to forget?
**[03:02] Nokotan**
I am a deer!
**[03:04] Nokotan**
I am Nokotan the deer!
**[03:06] Nokotan**
Allergies only affect you humans!
**[03:08] Nokotan**
There's no way they'd affect a deer like me!
**[03:12] Koshitan**
The hell is that symptom?!
Is that actually an allergy symptom?
**[03:16] Nokotan**
It itches! Everything itches!
**[03:39] Nokotan**
I just can't stop crying. But why?
**[03:42] Koshitan**
I just told you. You have allergies.
**[03:44] Nokotan**
Objection! It's absolutely not allergies!
**[03:47] Nokotan**
Allergies could never bring a wild deer down!
**[03:50] Koshitan**
Oh? So what *do* you think is causing this?
**[03:52] Nokotan**
I think I have a cold!
**[03:55] Koshitan**
Stop being so damn stubborn!
Those aren't cold symptoms.
**[03:58] Koshitan**
Also, what's with people who get allergies
hating to ever admit they have allergies?
**[04:02] Narrator**
Just Allergy Things, number one:
**[04:04] Narrator**
When people with allergies
absolutely deny having them.
**[04:08] Tanuki**
I wonder what that's all about.
**[04:09] Neko**
How in the world would I know?
**[04:11] Tsubame**
So cute...
**[04:13] Neko**
But lucky me! I can't believe I've
happened upon this bizarre situation!
**[04:16] Neko**
I'll use this opening to disband the Deer Club—
**[04:22] Neko**
It itches! It itches! It itches!
**[04:39] Nokotan**
Okay! Well!
**[04:39] Nokotan**
Do you not have allergies, then, Koshitan?!
**[04:43] Koshitan**
Hm? Me?
**[04:44] Koshitan**
I haven't once suffered from allergies in my
seventeen years on Earth, and I never will!
**[04:49] Narrator**
Just Allergy Things, number two:
**[04:51] Narrator**
People who are oddly confident
that they will never have them.
**[04:56] Nokotan**
No fair, Koshitan!
**[04:58] Nokotan**
You're just some dumb human!
**[04:59] Koshitan**
Pfft, say whatever you want.
**[05:02] Nokotan**
You're just some former delinquent!
**[05:03] Nokotan**
And you like girly things, too!
**[05:05] Koshitan**
What's that got to do with anything?
**[05:07] Nokotan**
I can't go on with some human
who doesn't understand this pain!
**[05:10] Nokotan**
We're disbanding the Deer Club as of today!
**[05:13] Koshitan**
Over something this trivial?!
**[05:14] Narrator**
Their paths have diverged.
**[05:16] Neko**
The Deer Club is disbanding?!
**[05:17] Neko**
Yes! Finally my ambition is...
**[05:23] Neko**
Ugh! Now's not the time for that!
**[05:26] Narrator**
Just Allergy Things, number three:
**[05:28] Narrator**
When people lose out on golden opportunities
because they can't think straight.
**[05:32] Tanuki**
I-I-I can't believe it's gotten this bad!
**[05:35] Tanuki**
After being villainized as an enemy
of humanity since time immemorial,
**[05:38] Tanuki**
cedar pollen is finally taking its revenge!
**[05:40] Tsubame**
Do you have allergies, too, Kinu?
**[05:42] Narrator**
She does not.
***SIGN*** Student Council
**[05:46] Tsubame**
Kinu, do you have any tissues?
**[05:49] Tanuki**
Oh, sorry. I only have this handkerchief.
**[05:51] Tanuki**
Want to use it?
**[05:53] Tsubame**
Um, Vice President,
**[05:54] Tsubame**
why don't we go back to the student
council office so you can blow your nose?
**[06:00] Koshitan**
At least wash all that floof off of you.
**[06:03] Koshitan**
I'll go get you a towel.
**[06:09] Nokotan**
Ah, that feels so nice!
**[06:13] Nokotan**
But it still feels itchy deep in my antlers.
**[06:16] Koshitan**
Did you finish washing up?
**[06:19] Nokotan**
Ah, I feel alive again.
**[06:22] Koshitan**
What the hell am I witnessing
right now? Yikes!
**[06:31] Nokotan**
Ah, all better.
**[06:33] Floof**
Here I come again.
**[06:37] Nokotan**
We have pollination!
**[06:38] Narrator**
It definitely feels like springtime is here.
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[06:45] Nokotan**
Dang it! It still itches!
**[06:47] Narrator**
Just Allergy Things, number four:
**[06:49] Narrator**
Allergy-inspired rage that has no outlet.
**[06:52] Koshitan**
Come to think of it, they make
glasses for people with allergies.
**[06:55] Koshitan**
They're designed to keep
pollen out of the eyes.
**[06:57] Nokotan**
That's what I need!
**[07:00] Nokotan**
Ta-dah! I borrowed some goggles
from the swim team!
**[07:03] Koshitan**
Ooh.
**[07:04] Nokotan**
Yay! I don't itch anymore! Now I win!
**[07:07] Nokotan**
You ain't got nothin' on me, allergies!
**[07:16] Nokotan**
My antlers are itching again.
**[07:18] Koshitan**
Wait, what the hell was that?!
**[07:19] Koshitan**
Did... Did your antlers just sneeze?!
**[07:22] Koshitan**
Here, have some tissues.
**[07:24] Koshitan**
The next time you feel a sneeze coming on,
blow your antlers with those.
**[07:27] Nokotan**
I want fancy tissues like Antler Celeb.
**[07:29] Koshitan**
Quit being picky!
**[07:31] Koshitan**
Hey, are you okay?
**[07:33] Nokotan**
My nose is stuffed up,
so my voice is all nasally.
**[07:36] Koshitan**
You sound super weird!
**[07:39] Nokotan**
Oh, why do these horrible things
just keep happening to me?
**[07:44] Koshitan**
Why are you trying to act like a tragic
heroine with snot coming out of your nose?
**[07:47] Nokotan**
Living in a world like this
is too much! I'm done!
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[07:51] Nokotan**
I'm done!
**[07:52] Nokotan**
I'm done!
**[07:54] Nokotan**
I'm done!
***SIGN*** Hino Zoo
**[07:55] Nokotan**
I'm done!
**[07:56] Nokotan**
I'm done!
**[08:07] Nokotan**
Everyone... Are you here to cheer me up?
**[08:10] Nokotan**
Even you, Tsunoda-san?
**[08:13] Koshitan**
And they're here again...
**[08:15] Nokotan**
Thanks... I won't let this get me down!
**[08:18] Nokotan**
I know! I just had a great idea!
**[08:21] Nokotan**
Let's burn down the cedar trees!
**[08:23] Koshitan**
Could you not say something so ominous?
**[08:25] Koshitan**
Not to mention, burning down the
cedar trees in the neighborhood
**[08:28] Koshitan**
isn't gonna fix your allergies—
**[08:29] Nokotan**
Koshitan, did you forget?
**[08:32] Nokotan**
My antlers have a dynamite version, too.
**[08:40] Nokotan**
And I've shed a lot of antlers.
**[08:43] Koshitan**
Don't tell me you...
**[08:45] Nokotan**
With these, I'm going to blow up
every last cedar grove in Japan!
**[08:49] Koshitan**
Could you not store explosives
in the clubhouse?
**[08:52] Nokotan**
I will return it all to nothing, so that
a new world can rise from the ashes!
**[08:55] Koshitan**
What's with the final boss spiel?
**[08:58] Neko**
I want in on that plan!
**[08:59] Koshitan**
Nekoyamada-san?!
**[09:02] Nokotan**
Ah, Comrade Shikayamada.
**[09:04] Neko**
It's Nekoyamada!
**[09:07] Nokotan**
What's one thing our world
would be better off without?
**[09:09] Nokotan**
Let me tell you... Cedars!
**[09:12] Neko**
Precisely!
**[09:13] Nokotan**
Say no to pollen!
**[09:15] Neko**
No to pollen!
**[09:16] Nokotan**
Say no to pollen!
**[09:17] Neko**
No to pollen!
**[09:19] Nokotan**
Say no to pollen!
**[09:20] Neko**
No to pollen!
**[09:23] Koshitan**
Now, hold on a sec. There's probably
something I should mention first.
**[09:27] Nokotan**
Something you should mention?
***SIGN*** Hino Veterinary Hospital for Doggies and Kitties
**[09:33] Nokotan**
No! I don't like hospitals!
**[09:37] Vet**
Now, now. Just stay still for me.
**[09:39] Neko**
Why am I here, too?! I'm not a cat!
**[09:42] Vet**
Now, now. Just stay still for me.
**[09:44] Koshitan**
Don't hate me. This is part
of my job as your owner.
**[09:48] Floof**
Here I come again!
**[09:52] Receptionist**
Koshi-san, you can head
into the exam room next.
**[09:55] Koshitan**
Huh?!
**[09:56] Narrator**
Just Allergy Things, number five:
**[09:58] Narrator**
When someone who swears they'll never
suffer from allergies finally gets them.
***SIGN*** Izu Peninsula
Hachijo-jima
***SIGN*** Hachijo-jima
Reeves's muntjacs
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[10:13] Koshitan**
Shikanoko hasn't been coming
to the Deer Club lately.
**[10:17] Koshitan**
Damn it. Where's she slacking off at?
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[10:20] Anko**
So it's been a week since she
was last at the clubhouse...
**[10:23] Anko**
That's actually pretty long.
**[10:27] Koshitan**
We can't do Deer Club activities
without our deer!
**[10:31] Anko**
What could she possibly be up to, and where?
**[10:33] Koshitan**
She's been coming to school, so it's just her
after-school whereabouts that are unknown.
**[10:37] Koshitan**
Wait! Did she quit the Deer Club
and join some other club?!
**[10:41] Koshitan**
Oh, no... This castle I've made for myself,
not to mention the Deer Club, is in peril!
**[10:46] (Flashback) Ukai**
A club with no deer cannot stand!
**[10:50] Koshitan**
We can't just sit here! We're going
to look for Shikanoko, you two!
**[10:53] Anko and Bashame**
Aw...
**[10:56] Koshitan**
*Damn it.*
**[10:57] Koshitan**
* Somehow, I ended up having*
* to look for her all by myself.*
***SIGN*** Flower Arrangement Club
**[11:04] Girl**
Yay!
***SIGN*** Flower Arrangement Club
**[11:06] Koshitan**
*The Flower Arrangement Club?*
**[11:08] Koshitan**
*It seems oddly lively.*
**[11:10] Teacher**
Ahem. We have a special
lecturer visiting us today.
**[11:15] Teacher**
This is Nokotan-sensei.
**[11:18] Koshitan**
*There she is!*
**[11:21] Girl 2**
Nokotan-sensei!
**[11:22] Girl 3**
You're so amazing!
**[11:23] Koshitan**
* Wh-What the hell is Shikanoko doing*
* in the Flower Arrangement Club?*
**[11:26] Koshitan**
*And what did she mean by special lecturer?*
**[11:28] Teacher**
Now, let's have our lecturer
perform a flower arrangement.
**[11:31] Teacher**
Sensei, if you would.
**[11:34] Koshitan**
* Wha? Like she'd know anything*
* about flower arrangement.*
**[11:38] Nokotan**
Very well.
**[11:40] Koshitan**
*What's this sudden atmosphere?*
**[11:43] Koshitan**
* Could she have some knack for it*
* that I didn't know about?*
**[11:47] Nokotan**
Shikanoko Style Technique...
**[11:53] Koshitan**
Yeah, nope.
**[12:06] Koshitan**
Don't use your damn head for a flower bed!
**[12:08] Koshitan**
There's a thing called being too free!
**[12:10] Girl 1**
That's so impressive, Nokotan-sensei!
**[12:12] Girl 2**
Rather than flowers, she arranged her antlers!
**[12:14] Girl 3**
What a wonderful idea!
**[12:16] Koshitan**
* So you agree.*
* It's not a flower arrangement at all.*
**[12:50] Teacher**
I-I've never seen such technique!
**[12:52] Koshitan**
*What* technique?!
**[12:53] Girl 1**
Her flower-less arrangement
was already impressive,
**[12:55] Girl 1**
but with her bold new crumb-
scattering idea on top of that...
**[12:58] Girl 2**
This could change the history
of flower arrangement forever!
**[13:02] Girl 3**
It's a revolution in the
flower-arrangement world!
**[13:04] Koshitan**
* Again, this isn't even*
* flower arrangement anymore.*
**[13:08] Teacher**
I knew my eye for talent didn't fail me!
**[13:16] (Flashback) Nokotan**
May a thousand antlers bloom!
**[13:22] Teacher**
I still haven't forgotten how your artwork
that day resonated with my very soul!
**[13:27] Teacher**
Now, Nokotan-sensei, would you be so kind
as to tell us the title of this piece?
**[13:34] Nokotan**
"Tsuno to Shika."
**[13:36] Narrator**
Sounds very similar to a Yonezu Kenshi
song title from a while back.
**[13:40] Teacher**
It's... It's just so deep!
**[13:42] Koshitan**
How?! It's not deep!
It's actually pretty damn shallow!
**[13:45] Girl 1**
So this uses the deer crackers
to represent the parched earth
**[13:49] Girl 1**
and expresses the bond that was born
from deer and humans living together.
**[13:53] Girl 3**
It's genius!
**[13:54] Girl 2**
This is amazing, Nokotan-sensei. I'm in awe.
**[13:57] Koshitan**
*You're* seriously *overthinking this.*
**[14:01] Teacher**
Now, let's have Nokotan-sensei
observe all of your works.
**[14:06] Girl 1**
Sensei! Please look at mine!
**[14:08] Girl 2**
No, mine!
**[14:09] Girl 3**
Mine first!
**[14:10] Nokotan**
Yes, yes. I'll look at all of yours
in order, one at a time.
**[14:13] Koshitan**
*What is this, an idol handshake event?!*
**[14:17] Girl 3**
Um... I tried to express the beauty
of springtime with this piece.
**[14:21] Teacher**
It's quite lovely. But I also
feel like it lacks impact.
**[14:27] Koshitan**
* I mean, considering what you all just saw,*
* everything's gonna lack impact.*
**[14:31] Teacher**
What do you think, Sensei?
**[14:34] Nokotan**
Well...
**[14:36] Nokotan**
Um, well, er, you know...
**[14:38] Nokotan**
It needs better nutrition.
**[14:40] Koshitan**
Are you giving advice to some college freshman
that just started living on their own?!
**[14:43] Girl 3**
Oh, I see!
**[14:44] Koshitan**
What exactly made sense there?!
**[14:46] Nokotan**
All you need is a bit of wildness,
cuteness, umami, and some antlers.
**[14:49] Nokotan**
And a pinch of salt.
**[14:51] Girl 3**
You're right! How did I not notice it before?
**[14:55] Koshitan**
* Is that necessary? No, really. Is any of*
* that necessary for flower arrangement?*
**[14:59] Nokotan**
This is what you get once
you add all those things.
**[15:02] Koshitan**
So graphic!
**[15:03] Koshitan**
*Where'd the "beauty of spring" aspect go?!*
**[15:05] Koshitan**
* Are we in a jungle?! Also, don't*
* just add onto someone else's piece!*
**[15:10] Girl 3**
It's lovely!
**[15:11] Koshitan**
*Well, as long as she's happy.*
**[15:13] Nokotan**
And for the final touch...
**[15:20] Koshitan**
Uh, why a guitar?! And do you have an
extra-dimensional pocket in there?!
**[15:46] Koshitan**
*Uh... What even is this performance?*
**[15:48] Koshitan**
*It's not even a proper song.*
**[15:53] Koshitan**
Oh god, it's moving!
**[15:55] Koshitan**
Wait, I've seen these things on TV before!
**[15:58] Teacher**
The flowers... are alive!
**[16:01] Koshitan**
With the sound of music?!
**[16:03] Koshitan**
Talk about lame!
**[16:05] Teacher**
I knew I was right about you,
Nokotan-sensei! My eyes never lie—
**[16:11] Koshitan**
See? This is what you get for
saying something so clichéd!
**[16:15] Girl 1**
So you're saying that with birth
also comes death!
**[16:19] Girl 1**
It's the circle of life!
**[16:22] Girl 2**
The god of the flower arrangement world—
no, of the new world has been born!
**[16:25] Girl 3**
She's a shoo-in for the Nobel Prize!
**[16:28] Koshitan**
All of you, quit flower arrangement right now!
**[16:34] Teacher**
Oh, dearie me. It's about
time to leave school.
**[16:37] Teacher**
Sensei—no, O God!
Please continue tomorrow.
**[16:41] Nokotan**
I won't be coming tomorrow.
**[16:43] Teacher**
What?! Then the day after tomorrow?
**[16:46] Nokotan**
I won't be coming to the Flower
Arrangement Club anymore.
**[16:48] Teacher**
No! But you have so much talent! So why?!
**[16:52] Nokotan**
The novelty's worn off!
**[16:53] Girl**
Don't go!
**[16:54] Girl**
What'll happen to the new world you've shown us?
**[16:57] Nokotan**
Don't care!
**[16:59] Koshitan**
The Flower Arrangement Club's scary.
***SIGN*** The Next Day
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[17:12] Nokotan**
Nothing beats the Deer Club.
**[17:13] Koshitan**
Oh, I see.
***SIGN***
A very cute
Reeves's muntjac
from Hachijo-jima
**[17:28] Bashame**
A perfect day for planting some rice!
**[17:39] Anko**
Oh, Onee-chan.
**[17:43] Bashame**
Anko-chan!
**[17:44] Anko**
I'm not helping you.
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
**[17:47] Bashame**
But Bashame hasn't said anything yet.
**[17:50] Anko**
Did I guess wrong?
**[17:51] Bashame**
No, but...
**[17:54] Bashame**
Come plant some rice with me, Anko-chan.
**[17:57] Anko**
No. I don't want to get dirty.
**[18:00] Bashame**
But Bashame cultivated the land,
all to plant Bashame's rice paddy today!
**[18:03] Bashame**
Bashame spent seven episodes on this!
**[18:06] Bashame**
It's a product of Bashame's
blood, sweat, and tears.
**[18:09] Anko**
Seven episodes?
**[18:10] Bashame**
Come on. Bashame promises you
a completely new experience.
**[18:14] Anko**
I'm going to pass.
**[18:16] Bashame**
You just won't take the bait.
**[18:17] Anko**
I'll take that as a compliment.
**[18:19] Anko**
Also, you didn't get permission from the
school for your rice paddy, did you?
**[18:22] Bashame**
Of course not!
**[18:24] Narrator**
This could very well be a crime.
**[18:30] Bashame**
Um... Who were you again?
**[18:34] Bashame**
Tsu... Tsu...
**[18:36] Bashame**
Tsudayama!
**[18:37] Anko**
You mean Tsucchi.
**[18:38] Bashame**
Yes, exactly. Tsucchi.
**[18:40] Bashame**
Tsucchi! Let's plant some rice together!
**[18:43] Bashame**
Stare...
**[18:47] Bashame**
Stare...
**[18:53] Bashame**
Okay, now that you've agreed,
it's time to plant some rice!
**[19:01] Anko**
Good luck out there.
**[19:02] Bashame**
Ricey rice, ricey rice.
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[19:05] Bashame**
Hino City specialty Bashame Rice.
**[19:09] Bashame**
Come one, come all.
**[19:13] Bashame**
If you have a moment, come have a bite.
**[19:17] Bashame**
Some delicious, delicious, Bashame Rice.
**[19:30] Bashame**
Ooh, not bad, Tsudayama.
**[19:37] Bashame**
It looks like it's time for Bashame
to reveal her true power!
**[19:51] Bashame**
Aw, now we have to start all over.
**[19:54] Bashame**
But this isn't enough to keep Bashame down.
**[20:00] Bashame**
Ooh, so you're still rarin' to go, Tsudayama.
**[20:04] Bashame**
In that case, let's do this again.
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[20:17] Anko**
Hey, you two. Are you
done planting your rice?
**[20:21] Bashame**
Oh, Anko-chan.
**[20:23] Bashame**
We just finished.
**[20:26] Anko**
Wow, planting rice really is dirty work.
**[20:29] Anko**
I'm glad I didn't help out after all.
**[20:33] Bashame**
Rice balls!
**[20:35] Anko**
Wow...
**[20:42] Bashame**
Yummy!
**[20:43] Bashame**
Your rice balls can easily
get three stars, Anko-chan!
**[20:47] Anko**
Well, I'm honored. Are you
enjoying your meal, too?
**[20:53] Bashame**
You're really nice, Anko-chan.
**[20:56] Anko**
Not really. I'm just used
to making packed lunches.
**[20:59] Bashame**
Oh? So you make the
packed lunches, Anko-chan?
**[21:03] Anko**
Yeah, because my sister sucks at cooking.
**[21:15] Bashame**
The rice planting's all done.
**[21:19] Bashame**
What should we do next?
**[21:34] Anko**
Since you're growing rice and all...
**[21:37] Anko**
Why don't you pickle some plums?
**[21:40] Bashame**
Anko-chan, that's...
**[21:43] Anko**
genius!
**[21:46] Anko**
Well, I guess we know what you're doing next.
**[21:49] Bashame**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[21:50] Bashame**
Let's have a rice ball party in the fall with
some Bashame Rice and Bashame Pickled Plums!
**[21:55] Anko**
Sounds good.
**[21:56] Bashame**
We should get some chickens
so we can eat some egg over rice, too.
**[22:00] Anko**
Sure. Some yakitori would be good, too.
# E11 - The Pursuer and the Pursued
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ0PM0/the-pursuer-and-the-pursued)
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***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
**[00:14] Koshitan**
*It's so peaceful.*
**[00:16] Koshitan**
*I hope these days continue forever.*
**[00:20] Koshitan**
*Anyway, back to class.*
**[00:31] Koshitan**
*Well, that peace sure didn't last.*
**[02:15] Koshitan**
*The hell is that?! A nose bubble?*
**[02:18] Koshitan**
*No, an antler bubble?!*
**[02:25] Koshitan**
*A fairytale scene... but only visually!*
**[02:32] Koshitan**
*Why do you sound like that in your sleep?*
**[02:34] Koshitan**
* Or rather, don't fall asleep during class.*
* Especially this boldly.*
**[02:44] Koshitan**
* As the class rep, student council president,*
* and this deer's caretaker,*
**[02:50] Koshitan**
*I should probably wake her up.*
**[02:52] Koshitan**
Hey, Shikanoko. Wake up.
**[02:56] Koshitan**
*And she's not waking up.*
**[02:58] Koshitan**
Shikanoko! Hey, Shikanoko!
**[03:01] Koshitan**
Wake—
**[03:05] Koshitan**
*Wha?*
**[03:06] Narrator**
Reflexes so sharp, you wonder
if she's really asleep at all.
**[03:19] Koshitan**
Is she rowing a boat now?
**[03:21] Koshitan**
Well, I mean, I can understand
getting sleepy during last period.
**[03:28] Koshitan**
Huh?
**[03:31] Koshitan**
A bird?!
**[03:33] Koshitan**
Followed by more!
**[03:37] Koshitan**
*And she hasn't noticed at all!*
***SIGN*** 10 Minutes Later
**[03:39] Narrator**
Ten minutes later.
**[03:43] Koshitan**
Okay, wake up already!
**[03:45] Ukai**
Koshi-san? What's the matter?
**[03:47] Koshitan**
Er, it's nothing.
**[03:49] Narrator**
Some things have to be called out,
even in the middle of class.
**[03:54] Ukai**
And then an adjective gets added here...
**[03:59] Koshitan**
*It's a little late to be asking now, but...*
**[04:01] Koshitan**
* Why is no one saying a damn thing*
* about all of this?!*
**[04:05] Sparrow**
Jab, jab. Jab, jab.
**[04:07] Narrator**
Just* My Deer Friend Nokotan *Things.
**[04:10] Koshitan**
* She's seriously not waking up at all.*
* It's messed up!*
**[04:14] Ukai**
Let's see... Who should we have
translate this sentence into Japanese?
**[04:17] Ukai**
Well, today's the 12th, so the person
who's attendance number 12!
**[04:23] Koshitan**
*Crap!*
***SIGN*** Number 12
***SIGN*** Number 12
**[04:24] Koshitan**
Hey, Shikanoko!
***SIGN*** Psssssszzzzzzzzz
**[04:29] Koshitan**
She's gonna call on you!
**[04:33] Ukai**
Let's see. Number 12 is...
**[04:36] Koshitan**
Shikanoko!
**[04:44] Nokotan**
Your tag's still on.
**[04:49] Ukai**
No way! Oh, no! I forgot to cut the tag off!
**[04:52] Student A**
Wait, my tag's not still on, is it?!
**[04:55] Boy B**
Hey, who was that just now?
**[05:00] Koshitan**
*And she's still asleep!*
**[05:02] Koshitan**
* Could you not say such*
* stress-inducing things in your sleep?!*
**[05:04] Narrator**
You can bet Class 3-B didn't
get any work done after that.
***SIGN*** Hokkaido
Notsuke Peninsula
Shiretoko Mountain Range
***SIGN*** Hokkaido
Notsuke Peninsula
Mount Rausu
***SIGN*** MY DEER FRIEND NOKOTAN
**[05:27] Kumatori**
Well, well...
**[05:33] Kumatori**
I definitely smell something.
**[05:45] Nokotan**
This pressure... It couldn't be.
**[05:48] Koshitan**
All right. Time for club.
**[05:50] Koshitan**
Hey, Shikanoko. Let's go.
**[05:53] Koshitan**
Huh? She was just here a moment ago.
**[06:07] Koshitan**
Who're you?!
**[06:10] Kumatori**
The scent was coming from here,
but I guess it got away.
**[06:13] Koshitan**
You're from a whole other world!
**[06:15] Kumatori**
I, Kumatori Soichiro, was once known
as a legendary Matagi hunter,
**[06:20] Kumatori**
but it seems I've lost my edge.
**[06:22] Kumatori**
My life's greatest regret.
**[06:24] Koshitan**
Uh... You just randomly
started recounting your past?
**[06:26] Koshitan**
But thanks. At least I know who you are now.
**[06:29] Koshitan**
*But why'd a Matagi suddenly show up?*
**[06:31] Koshitan**
* Not to mention, this dude*
* is definitely trespassing.*
**[06:37] Koshitan**
Um... What could a Matagi want at our school?
**[06:42] Koshitan**
Did you get permission to be here?
**[06:46] Kumatori**
It's still warm.
**[06:48] Koshitan**
This dude's not listening to me at all.
**[06:51] Kumatori**
My quarry can't have gone far.
**[06:53] Koshitan**
No, really! Did you get
permission to be here—
**[06:55] Kumatori**
I won't let you escape!
**[07:02] Koshitan**
Guess I'm reporting him.
**[07:03] Nokotan**
Is he gone?
**[07:05] Koshitan**
Huh? Shikanoko? Hey, where are you?
**[07:09] Koshitan**
Huh?
**[07:10] Nokotan**
Whew, I'm saved.
**[07:13] Koshitan**
This *is* a school, right?!
**[07:14] Koshitan**
What's goin' on with our floors?!
**[07:16] Nokotan**
Thank goodness I made some modifications
just in case something like this happened!
**[07:20] Koshitan**
Don't go modifying school property!
**[07:23] Koshitan**
Want me to report you, too?
**[07:25] Koshitan**
More importantly, what's
that Matagi even doing here?
**[07:30] Koshitan**
He was touching your desk.
**[07:32] Nokotan**
Today's the Day of the Deer.
**[07:35] Koshitan**
The Day of the Deer?
**[07:36] Narrator**
The Day of the Deer,
**[07:39] Narrator**
on the fourth Tuesday
of each month in Hokkaido,
**[07:42] Narrator**
was introduced in order to promote the
consumption of Yezo deer meat to the masses.
**[07:47] Koshitan**
That's very specific to Hokkaido!
**[07:49] Koshitan**
Don't try to apply local rules to Hino!
**[07:52] Koshitan**
No wonder I've never heard of it!
**[07:54] Koshitan**
Wait a minute. Does that mean that Matagi
came here to capture you, Shikanoko?
**[08:00] Nokotan**
That's right. And he's super persistent, too.
**[08:05] Koshitan**
You actually know the guy?!
**[08:06] Nokotan**
If he catches me, it'll all be over!
**[08:08] Nokotan**
A gibier festival will be held
in front of Hino Station,
**[08:12] Nokotan**
and the citizens of Hino will
make a delicious meal of me!
**[08:16] Nokotan**
Gibier! Gibier!
**[08:18] Koshitan**
Spare a thought for the Hino citizens
who just wanted to use the train.
**[08:23] Nokotan**
Anyway, I gotta spend today
running away from him!
**[08:26] Koshitan**
Huh? Wait, where are you going?! Hello?
***SIGN*** RUNNING BEGINS
**[08:30] Narrator**
And the running begins.
**[08:47] Kumatori**
I smell its scent nearby.
**[08:50] Nokotan**
*Gulp.*
**[08:58] Kumatori**
There's no use in hiding!
**[09:09] Kumatori**
Tch. I mistook my prey for another.
**[09:15] Neko**
Huh? What the?!
***SIGN*** Clueless Yet Again
Nekoyamada Neko-san (3rd-Year)
**[09:23] Kumatori**
I've found you!
**[09:48] Kumatori**
Must be this way.
**[09:50] Gyaru B**
Whoa, what the heck?
**[09:53] Gyaru B**
There's some weird old dude over there.
**[09:56] Gyaru A**
For real. Hilarious.
***SIGN*** UNEXPECTED VISITORS
**[09:59] Narrator**
The irregularly occurring gyaru!
**[10:01] Gyaru B**
Hey, mister. Whatcha doin'?
**[10:04] Gyaru A**
Like, what are you doing? Cosplay?
**[10:06] Kumatori**
No... Er, I, uh...
**[10:08] Gyaru B**
OMG, did you hear him?
He legit talks like a grandpa!
**[10:13] Gyaru A**
Take a picture with us!
Let's put it up on Insta!
**[10:16] Kumatori**
"Insta"?
**[10:17] Kumatori**
Er... I don't know what you're talking about.
**[10:19] Gyaru B**
C'mon!
**[10:23] Gyaru A**
Okay, look at my phone!
**[10:27] Gyaru A**
*He's chasing you, isn't he?*
**[10:28] Gyaru A**
*This is your chance to run!*
**[10:30] Nokotan**
Gyaru!
**[10:32] Narrator**
Thus we prove the existence
of deer-friendly gyaru.
**[10:35] Narrator**
Q.E.D.
***SIGN*** RUN
**[10:37] Narrator**
Run.
***SIGN*** RUN
**[10:40] Narrator**
Run!
**[10:42] Narrator**
Run!
***SIGN*** RUN
**[10:45] Narrator**
Nokotan's epic escape continued.
***SIGN*** THE PURSUER
**[10:49] Narrator**
The pursuer...
***SIGN*** THE PURSUED
**[11:04] Narrator**
and the pursued.
***SIGN*** Principal's Office
***SIGN*** Every Miller Draws Water to His Own Mill
***SIGN*** Every Miller Draws Water to His Own Mill
**[12:04] Narrator**
The fierce battle continued
even after midnight.
**[12:09] Narrator**
"But the Day of the Deer
is over now, isn't it?"
**[12:12] Narrator**
No basic jokes like that here.
**[12:29] Nokotan**
*Take that.*
**[12:32] Nokotan**
*Steppy, steppy, steppy, step.*
**[12:43] Narrator**
This was a battle with everything on the line.
**[13:09] Kumatori**
Seems I've finally tracked you down, Noko-san.
***SIGN*** NOKOTAN'S IN DIRE STRAITS
**[13:15] Narrator**
Nokotan's in dire straits!
**[13:19] Koshitan**
Shikanoko!
**[13:20] Koshitan**
You guys are still at it?!
**[13:22] Nokotan**
Koshitan!
**[13:24] Nokotan**
Witness how our battle ends!
**[13:27] Koshitan**
Huh?
**[13:28] Nokotan**
I...
**[13:31] Nokotan**
I will never fall to you!
Bring it, Kumatori Soichiro!
**[13:47] Koshitan**
The hell is that weapon?!
It looks super inconvenient to use!
**[13:52] Koshitan**
And what is this mystery dimension?!
**[13:53] Kumatori**
Oho... At least you're a lively one.
**[13:57] Kumatori**
But you won't be talking like that for long...
**[14:02] Kumatori**
Shikanoko Noko!
***SIGN*** This is my rifle.
***SIGN*** There are many like it, but this one is mine.
***SIGN*** My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.
***SIGN*** I must master it as
***SIGN*** I must master my life.
***SIGN*** My rifle
***SIGN*** and myself are the defenders of my country.
***SIGN*** We are the masters of our enemy.
***SIGN*** We are the saviors of my life.
**[14:52] Kumatori**
Your life is mine!
**[14:54] Koshitan**
Shikanoko!
**[14:59] Kumatori**
Oh, time out for a sec.
**[15:04] Kumatori**
H-Hello—
**[15:05] Wife**
*Hey! Where the hell are you?!*
**[15:08] Wife**
* Hurry up and buy the daikon radish*
* I asked for and head home!*
**[15:10] Kumatori**
Darlin', I'm sorry—
**[15:12] Wife**
*Where are you right now?!*
**[15:13] Kumatori**
I'm in Hino right now...
**[15:15] Wife**
*Where the hell's Hino?! In Douou?!*
**[15:17] Kumatori**
No, uh... Tokyo.
**[15:21] Wife**
*What?! There ain't no Hino in the 23 wards!*
**[15:25] Kumatori**
There's a place called
the Tama region in Tokyo.
**[15:28] Kumatori**
I'll buy some Nerima daikon and head home.
**[15:31] Wife**
* How many hours do you think it'll take you*
* to get from Nerima to Nemuro, huh?!*
**[15:36] Koshitan**
Did... Did he go home?
**[15:39] Nokotan**
This is what friendship, effort,
and victory look like!
***SIGN*** Friendship
***SIGN*** Effort
***SIGN*** Victory
**[15:43] Koshitan**
Yeah, I don't think you'll be
standing shoulder-to-shoulder
**[15:45] Koshitan**
with a Jump protag anytime soon.
**[15:47] Nokotan**
All right! I'm gonna win the next
Day of the Deer, too!
**[15:51] Koshitan**
He's gonna be coming by every month?!
**[15:53] Narrator**
The thought of every fourth Tuesday awaiting
her plunged Koshitan into a deep despair.
**[15:59] Cop A**
What's that on your shoulder?
**[16:00] Kumatori**
Huh? Oh!
**[16:02] Kumatori**
I-I'm sort of in a hurry...
**[16:05] Cop A**
You'll be coming to the station with us.
**[16:06] Cop B**
Hey, this is a real gun!
**[16:09] Cop A**
What?!
***SIGN*** When carrying or transporting a firearm,
said firearm must be placed in a container.
***SIGN*** (Excerpt from the Firearm and Sword Possession Control Law)
**[16:10] Narrator**
When carrying or transporting a firearm,
said firearm must be placed in a container.
**[16:22] Narrator**
Something tells me we won't be
seeing him next Day of the Deer.
***SIGN*** Hokkaido
Nemuro Strait
Ice Floe
***SIGN*** Deer
Crackers
**[16:49] Narrator**
One hour ago.
***SIGN*** One Hour Ago
**[16:51] Nokotan**
Let's do our best in the
Deer Club again today!
**[16:53] Koshitan**
Why are you wearing a tracksuit?
**[16:55] Nokotan**
Oh, I just sent my uniform to the cleaners.
**[17:03] Koshitan**
It's all ripped.
**[17:06] Koshitan**
Look, over there, too.
***SIGN*** Deer
Crackers
**[17:08] Koshitan**
And there.
**[17:10] Koshitan**
And the knees!
**[17:12] Nokotan**
They sure get tattered quickly
when you go walking.
**[17:15] Koshitan**
Walking? Or hiking on game trails?!
***SIGN*** Deer
Crackers
**[17:25] Nokotan**
It may be spring, but it's still chilly.
**[17:27] Koshitan**
Sometimes, reality just hits you.
**[17:32] Koshitan**
Fine. Let's go buy you a new tracksuit.
**[17:35] Nokotan**
Yay! Shopping!
**[17:40] Koshitan**
Is it really so exciting?
**[17:45] Nokotan**
Koshitan!
**[17:47] Koshitan**
Yeah!
**[17:49] Koshitan**
By the way...
**[17:51] Koshitan**
Where are we?
**[17:52] Nokotan**
Hino!
**[17:54] Koshitan**
I know that much, you dumbass!
**[17:57] Koshitan**
We were supposed to go straight to the store,
**[17:59] Koshitan**
but we got lost because
you kept making stops!
**[18:02] Nokotan**
But... But I kept seeing really
cool sticks to pick up...
**[18:09] Koshitan**
What are you, a grade schooler?!
**[18:11] Koshitan**
Oh, damn it!
**[18:12] Koshitan**
I've done this for 11 episodes, and I still
don't know a damn thing about Hino!
**[18:16] Koshitan**
Okay. If we go down that hill,
we'll be in the shopping district.
**[18:20] Koshitan**
Come on, let's go.
**[18:21] Koshitan**
Er, huh?
**[18:24] Koshitan**
Shikanoko?
**[18:25] Koshitan**
Where'd you...
**[18:29] Koshitan**
What are you doing?
**[18:32] Nokotan**
Plastic bottles.
**[18:33] Koshitan**
Huh?
**[18:34] Nokotan**
Plastic bottles.
**[18:37] Koshitan**
Ah, right. You're scared of them.
**[18:39] Koshitan**
I guess that was a plot point somewhere.
**[18:47] Koshitan**
Um... Shikanoko?
**[18:50] Koshitan**
There's some behind you, too.
**[18:57] Narrator**
This is still Nokotan.
***SIGN*** NB: Nokotan
**[19:01] Koshitan**
Just how scared are you?
**[19:19] Koshitan**
C-Come on. Stand up already.
**[19:22] Koshitan**
We don't really have a choice,
so we're taking another way.
**[19:24] Koshitan**
I-I'm the president, remember?
**[19:26] Koshitan**
It's the president's job to take
care of the deer, or something.
**[19:30] Koshitan**
Damn it, you sure are a handful, though.
**[19:42] Koshitan**
*Damn it... Whenever I'm with her...*
**[19:46] Koshitan**
*I always...*
**[19:48] Koshitan**
*always...*
**[19:51] Koshitan**
*get thrown off balance.*
**[19:54] Nokotan**
Is something wrong?
**[19:56] Koshitan**
No, it's nothing!
**[19:58] Nokotan**
Ah, Koshitan!
**[20:08] Koshitan**
We're back where we started.
**[20:10] Nokotan**
Hino is just cursed!
**[20:13] Nokotan**
There are plastic bottles around every corner!
**[20:18] Koshitan**
How did you even survive this long?
**[20:30] Nokotan**
Ooh!
**[20:33] Koshitan**
That should take care of things for now.
**[20:35] Koshitan**
Well, wearing a tracksuit won't
be against the rules, at least.
**[20:38] Bashame**
That's a surprising skill.
**[20:41] Anko**
A former delinquent who's good at sewing...
**[20:43] Anko**
It's more common than you'd think,
but that's why it's good!
**[20:46] Koshitan**
You want me to literally zip your mouth shut?
**[20:49] Nokotan**
Thanks, Koshitan! I'll treasure it!
**[20:52] Koshitan**
Sure. I-If it gets ripped again,
I'll sew it up for you.
**[20:55] Nokotan**
Yay!
***SIGN*** Rip
**[20:59] Nokotan**
My butt just ripped.
**[21:03] Koshitan**
Come here already.
**[21:04] Nokotan**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[21:06] Koshitan**
* She's a pain in the ass...*
* but this isn't so bad.*
**[21:10] Koshitan**
*I hope these days continue forever.*
**[22:47] Girl student A**
Koshi-san, good morning.
**[22:49] Koshitan**
Good morning.
**[23:01] Ukai**
This part and this part will be on the test!
**[23:04] Ukai**
And this part might not be.
**[23:14] Kohitan**
Heya.
**[23:15] Anko**
You're late, Onee-chan.
**[23:17] Bashame**
Koshitan-senpai, you're late.
**[23:20] Koshitan**
Well, Shikanoko's been missing all morning.
**[23:23] Koshitan**
Have you guys seen her?
**[23:26] Anko**
Onee-chan?
**[23:28] Bashame**
Who's Shikanoko?
**[23:32] Koshitan**
Huh?
# E12 - Farewell Nokotan!? Long Live the Deer Club!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU82X0V/farewell-nokotan-long-live-the-deer-club)
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***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
**[00:10] Kumatori**
Impossible...
**[00:12] Kumatori**
Why?
**[00:16] Kumatori**
So that's how it is.
**[00:18] Kumatori**
Deer's Den is on the move... Shikanoko Noko!
**[00:23] Narrator**
The hunch that the legendary Matagi hunter
Kumatori Soichiro had was correct.
***SIGN*** Hokkaido
***SIGN*** Nara Prefecture
***SIGN*** Nagasaki Prefecture
**[00:27] Narrator**
Unbeknownst to all, the wrath of the deer
was concentrating upon Hino City.
***SIGN*** Hino City
**[00:33] Narrator**
And now, a huge deer storm
is about to wreak havoc!
***SIGN*** Farewell Nokotan!?
Long Live the Deer Club!
**[02:13] Nokotan**
S-Say what now?!
**[02:16] Nokotan**
This is bad, Koshitan!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** 4/10/2024 3:45 PM
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Dear Nokotan-sama,
***SIGN*** Thank you for everything last week.
This is Kumatori.
It is a chilly day here in Hokkaido.
***SIGN*** The other day at Daisetsuzan,
I happened to run into an assassin
who is probably after you. It appears
as though Deer's Den is sending
assassins from all over Japan
to eradicate you.
***SIGN*** I pray that you are safe
from the bottom of my heart.
***SIGN*** Sincerely, Kumatori Soichiro
**[02:18] Nokotan**
Kumatori-san just sent me a DM saying that
Deer's Den assassins are coming to Hino City!
**[02:22] Koshitan**
Hang on a damn minute!
**[02:24] Koshitan**
I have *several* questions!
**[02:26] (Flashback) Anko**
Onee-chan?
**[02:29] (Flashback) Bashame**
Who's Shikanoko?
**[02:33] (Flashback) Koshitan**
Huh?
**[02:34] Koshitan**
What happened to that serious-looking stinger
that was supposed to lead into the finale?
**[02:39] Nokotan**
That doesn't matter right now!
**[02:41] Koshitan**
It doesn't matter?!
**[02:43] Narrator**
It really doesn't.
**[02:44] Anko**
Deer's Den, huh...
**[02:46] Koshitan**
You've heard of them, Anko?
**[02:49] Anko**
You're familiar with the local mascots
created to promote various cities?
**[02:52] Anko**
Well, there's a secret organization that
specializes in training the deer-type ones:
**[02:57] Anko**
Deer's Den.
**[02:59] Koshitan**
What's with this secret
organization outta nowhere?!
**[03:02] Narrator**
Just Anime Finale Things.
**[03:04] Nokotan**
You see, that's where I'm from.
**[03:07] Nokotan**
But the training became a real pain in the—
I mean, I had important reasons for leaving.
**[03:12] Koshitan**
Why are you adding more random plot points?
**[03:15] Narrator**
This, too, is Just Anime Finale Things.
**[03:17] Nokotan**
They've been able to determine my
location by watching the anime as it airs.
**[03:20] Nokotan**
And now, they're dispatching assassins
to bring me back as a traitor!
**[03:25] Nokotan**
Right... So you're saying a bunch
of local mascots are after you?
**[03:29] Nokotan**
Come on, now. They're not going to arrange
celebrity appearances for an anime like—
**[03:35] Koshitan**
There's one right in front of us!
**[03:39] Anko**
You're Kyun-chan.
***SIGN*** Hokkaido Map
**[03:41] Anko**
Kyun-chan grew up in the Daisetsuzan
National Park in Hokkaido.
**[03:44] Anko**
Timid but curious,
**[03:47] Anko**
they came down from the mountain
to learn about various things
**[03:49] Anko**
and ended up becoming a local mascot
to promote the attractions of Hokkaido.
**[03:55] Anko**
I can't believe we get to meet them in Hino.
**[03:57] Koshitan**
No, really. How do you know all these things?
**[04:00] Bashame**
Speaking of Hokkaido, they produce
some of the best rice in Japan—
**[04:04] Koshitan**
You can shut up.
**[04:05] Nokotan**
Kyun-chan. I'm not going back to Deer's Den.
**[04:09] Nokotan**
I have a new life now as
Shikanoko Noko of the Deer Club!
**[04:13] Nokotan**
Let us battle for the freedom
of the deer, Kyun-chan!
**[04:19] Anko**
They seem happy that you'll play with them.
**[04:21] Bashame**
Bashame's gonna go check on her rice field.
***SIGN*** 1st Hinominami High School
Chitty Chitty Nokotan vs Kyun-chan
Dance King Competition!!
**[04:25] Ukai**
This is the Nokotan versus Kyun-chan
Dance King Competition!
**[04:31] Koshitan**
This is the set from episode 2!
**[04:33] Koshitan**
Also, why a dance competition?
***SIGN*** Producer
Koshi Anko
**[04:35] Koshitan**
And what am I even doing here?!
**[04:38] Ukai**
Nokotan and Kyun-chan will dance at the
same time, and the better dancer will win!
**[04:42] Ukai**
Now, if Nokotan loses...
***SIGN*** Right to Deport
**[04:45] Ukai**
She will be forcefully
deported back to Deer's Den.
**[04:47] Ukai**
But if she wins, she gets a
year's supply of deer crackers!
**[04:49] Koshitan**
This again?!
**[04:51] Ukai**
And the judge will be...
**[04:53] Ukai**
Tsunoda-san!
**[04:55] Koshitan**
This is messed up!
**[04:57] Narrator**
Her secret already came out at the sports
festival, so Koshitan's not holding back.
**[05:02] Koshitan**
Shikanoko, can you actually win?
**[05:04] Nokotan**
Leave it to me! I'm known as the
legendary dancer of Deer's Den!
**[05:09] Nokotan**
I'm excited to find out just how much
Kyun-chan's polished their antlers.
**[05:13] Ukai**
Okay...
**[05:15] Ukai**
Start dancing!
***SIGN*** Choreography: Lucky Ikeda
**[05:30] Crowd**
Kyun-chan!
**[05:32] Koshitan**
Kyun-chan was so on point.
**[05:33] Koshitan**
They're so cute that my heart hurts.
**[05:36] Narrator**
As for Kumatori Soichiro...
**[05:39] Kumatori**
So cute.
**[05:41] Koshitan**
And yet we have...
**[05:42] Nokotan**
Not bad, Kyun-chan.
**[05:45] Koshitan**
Your skin's so thick, it's legendary.
***SIGN*** Judge
Tsunoda-san
**[05:48] Ukai**
All right. If our judge could
begin his deliberations...
**[05:52] Ukai**
The winner is Kyun-chan!
***SIGN*** 1st Hinominami High School
Chitty Chitty Nokotan vs Kyun-chan
Dance King Competition!!
**[05:58] Koshitan**
How could you possibly think you won?
***SIGN*** Judge
Tsunoda-san
**[06:01] Koshitan**
Also, I guess you actually
deliberated properly, Tsunoda-san.
**[06:04] Nokotan**
Curse you, Tsunoda!
**[06:05] Nokotan**
This is the problem with you stupid deer!
**[06:07] Koshitan**
You realize you're also a deer, don't you?
**[06:10] [SONG] Sign**
Employees of Deer's Den
**[06:12] Nokotan**
I don't wanna go back to Deer's Den!
**[06:14] Nokotan**
I'm gonna keep being taken care of by
the Deer Club and live the easy life!
**[06:19] Koshitan**
You're the worst, you know that?
**[06:21] Koshitan**
But what can we do? You lost fair and square.
**[06:24] Ukai**
I don't think we can keep having
a Deer Club with no actual deer.
**[06:28] Ukai**
Oh, you'll need to pay back those club funds.
**[06:32] Koshitan**
This ain't over yet!
**[06:35] Koshitan**
If you intend on taking her back...
You'll have to face me, Kyun-chan!
**[06:41] Classmate A**
Koshitan... You care that much about Nokotan?
**[06:44] Nokotan**
Koshitan... You're doing all this for me?
**[06:46] Narrator**
She is not.
**[06:48] Ukai**
We have a surprise second round!
**[06:50] Ukai**
Our new challenger will be the
Deer Club president, Koshi Torako!
**[06:54] Koshitan**
*I guess I've gotta do this!*
**[06:56] Ukai**
Start dancing!
**[07:14] Koshitan**
* To think that my DeerColle experience*
* would pay off here...*
**[07:18] Anko**
You're wonderful, Onee-chan!
***SIGN*** Judge
Tsunoda-san
**[07:20] Ukai**
All right. If our judge could
begin his deliberations...
***SIGN*** Draw
**[07:24] Ukai**
Wow! We've got a draw!
***SIGN*** Draw
**[07:26] Ukai**
In which case...
***SIGN*** Judge
Tsunoda-san
***SIGN*** Judge
Nokotan
**[07:30] Nokotan**
Your antlers just aren't there yet.
***SIGN*** Spicy
**[07:33] Koshitan**
Want me to pull out them antlers?!
**[07:35] Ukai**
Now, now. At least we know that Nokotan's
not being forcefully deported.
**[07:42] Nokotan**
You've gotten stronger, Kyun-chan.
**[07:45] Koshitan**
You've completely lost, by the way.
**[07:47] Nokotan**
To celebrate your growth... Have this.
**[07:50] Anko**
Kyun-chan's a rabbit.
Can they eat deer crackers?
**[07:54] Koshitan**
Huh?
**[07:55] Anko**
Specifically, a northern pika, a species
known for its round ears and eyes.
**[08:00] Anko**
They're quiet and timid, so they
usually wear a Yezo sika hood.
**[08:05] Anko**
But they're quite curious, so sometimes,
they wear other hoods, too.
**[08:13] Koshitan**
You're not a deer...
but you belong to Deer's Den?
**[08:16] Nokotan**
Man... I worked up a good sweat.
**[08:19] Koshitan**
What actually makes a deer?
**[08:21] Chikamaru**
Nokotan!
**[08:23] Hana-chan**
Play with us next, hana!
**[08:25] Koshitan**
Wait, now there's more?!
**[08:28] Nokotan**
The next assassins already showed up...
**[08:29] Anko**
Chikamaru-kun and Hana-chan.
**[08:33] Anko**
They're local mascots from
Ojika Town in Nagasaki Prefecture,
**[08:35] Anko**
a boy and a girl who work hard
to make as many smiles as they can
**[08:38] Anko**
bloom like flowers on the island of Ojika
to bring people closer to Ojika Town.
**[08:45] Chikamaru**
Hello, chika!
**[08:46] Koshitan**
Oh, hi. You're so polite...
**[08:49] Anko**
By the way, these are kids
**[08:51] Anko**
who are wearing costumes inspired
by sika deer from Kyushu.
**[08:55] Koshitan**
Again, they're not even deer?!
**[08:56] Ukai**
Now that we have some new assassins,
we'll be doing a 2v2 duo competition!
**[09:01] Ukai**
They'll be playing a mind-reading game!
***SIGN*** 1st Hinominami High School
Chitty Chitty Nokotan vs Kyun-chan
Dance King Competition!!
**[09:05] Ukai**
Without saying anything, you'll have
to guess what your partner is thinking
**[09:08] Ukai**
to show just how strong
your love for each other is!
**[09:11] Nokotan**
Let's do our best, Koshitan!
**[09:13] Nokotan**
Let's show everyone just
how strong our bond is!
**[09:16] Koshitan**
At this rate, bring anything on!
**[09:18] Ukai**
Okay, please guess what
the other is thinking.
**[09:23] Ukai**
Ready... Go!
**[09:25] Chikamaru**
Ojika Town is made up of a
number of big and little islands
**[09:28] Chikamaru**
that are in the ocean west of Kyushu, chika.
***SIGN*** Ojika Town
**[09:31] Chikamaru**
The main industries there are fishing,
farming, and tourism, chika.
**[09:36] Hana-chan**
The ruins on Nozaki Island have been
chosen as a World Heritage Site
**[09:40] Hana-chan**
and there's plenty to see there
since it's so full of nature, hana.
**[09:43] Chikamaru**
That's what she's thinking, chika.
**[09:43] Hana-chan**
That's what he's thinking, hana.
**[09:46] Ukai**
Correct!
**[09:47] Koshitan**
Uh, that was just their standard tourism spiel?
**[09:50] Koshitan**
Also, this is clearly just guessing!
**[09:52] Ukai**
I don't know anything about that.
**[09:54] Nokotan**
They got it perfectly right...
That's amazing.
**[09:58] Nokotan**
Koshitan, we're up next!
**[10:01] Koshitan**
R-Right...
**[10:04] Ukai**
Ready, go!
**[10:12] Ukai**
And now, if you'll answer!
**[10:14] Nokotan**
Okay!
**[10:15] Nokotan**
I love you, Nokotan.
**[10:17] Nokotan**
I spent three months' pay
to get you these... antlers.
**[10:23] Nokotan**
Oh, Koshitan!
**[10:26] Chikamaru**
Woo, woo, chika!
**[10:27] Anko**
Incorrect.
**[10:29] Anko**
The thing Onee-chan is always
thinking about is me.
**[10:34] Nokotan**
No, it's me! Koshitan, answer.
**[10:38] Koshitan**
Uh... Yeah, I've got no idea.
**[10:41] Nokotan**
That's so mean, Koshitan!
**[10:43] Koshitan**
How the hell would I know?! I'm no psychic!
**[10:45] Ukai**
Does this mean you don't have
an answer? Which means...
**[10:48] Ukai**
Chikamaru-kun and Hana-chan win!
**[10:51] Chikamaru and Hana-chan**
Yay!
**[10:53] Nokotan**
Wah! I don't wanna go!
**[10:56] Neko**
Did you need our help?
**[10:58] Nokotan**
You're Shikayamada Shika!
**[11:00] Neko**
It's Nekoyamada Neko!
**[11:01] Koshitan**
What are you doing here, Nekoyamada-san?
**[11:03] Neko**
As the student council, it's our
duty to protect the students.
**[11:06] Neko**
It's not for you or anything, President.
**[11:09] Narrator**
Usually, Neko-chan would be more than
happy to see the Deer Club disbanded,
**[11:12] Narrator**
but since it's the final
episode of the anime...
**[11:15] Narrator**
She's been standing by the whole time.
**[11:17] Neko**
You don't need to include that
in the narration!
**[11:19] Chikamaru**
Did you want to play with us, too, chika?
**[11:21] Neko**
Yes! You can count on me. This game
is perfect for the student council.
**[11:26] Neko**
We can understand each other
without saying a word.
**[11:30] Tsubame**
Okay, Kinu. Pair up with me.
**[11:32] Tsubame**
*I won't let them take Nokotan-senpai.*
**[11:35] Tanuki**
* I-I-I need to throw my life away for Chiharu,*
* since she paired up with me!*
**[11:42] Koshitan**
I get it.
**[11:43] Neko**
Please don't!
**[11:44] Ukai**
Okay, now that we have our new
competitors, let's start round 2!
**[11:52] Chikamaru**
Oh, it's already time, chika.
**[11:54] Chikamaru**
Today's the birthday of Uemura Reo-kun,
who lives in Ojika Town, chika!
**[11:58] Hana-chan**
We're heading back to celebrate, hana.
**[12:00] Koshitan**
Huh?
**[12:01] Anko**
Oh, that's right.
**[12:03] Anko**
Whenever a child has a birthday in Ojika Town,
**[12:05] Anko**
Chikamaru-kun and Hana-chan
come to celebrate.
**[12:08] Chikamaru**
Bye-bye, chika!
**[12:08] Hana-chan**
Bye-bye, hana!
**[12:10] Nokotan**
We won... Everyone!
**[12:13] Koshitan**
No, you keep losing.
**[12:15] Bashame**
That was a rough battle.
**[12:17] Koshitan**
You *really* haven't done anything.
**[12:20] Bashame**
Oh, here.
**[12:21] Bashame**
It's from some really pale old guy.
**[12:29] Nokotan**
Wait... Does that mean *he's* coming?
**[12:32] Koshitan**
Seriously, another one?
**[12:34] Anko**
Who is it this time?
**[12:37] Nokotan**
During the next break, Deer's Den's
finest assassin will come to Hino...
**[12:44] Nokotan**
It's Sento-kun!
**[12:50] All**
Wh-What?!
**[12:53] Narrator**
The ultimate battle for the
Deer Club is about to begin!
***SIGN*** Kagoshima
Kirishima
Mount Karakuni
***SIGN*** Kagoshima
Kirishima Miyama Kirishima
Shikagahara
***SIGN*** Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
**[13:05] Koshitan**
"Dear Nokotan.
**[13:06] Koshitan**
I'll be dropping in on you next break.
**[13:09] Koshitan**
Catch me at the Hino Municipal Gym.
**[13:12] Koshitan**
From Sento."
**[13:13] Koshitan**
This is undoubtedly a challenge letter.
**[13:15] Bashame**
Maybe he's just literally dropping by?
**[13:20] Nokotan**
I-I-I'll easily take on any challenge!
**[13:23] Koshitan**
Calm down! And you've
lost every match so far!
**[13:26] Nokotan**
Bring it on!
**[13:28] Koshitan**
What even are those punches?
**[13:31] Koshitan**
We're training! We're training right now!
**[13:34] Koshitan**
Let's go!
**[13:37] Anko**
Welp... Looks like my sister's
shonen manga button has been pushed.
***SIGN*** "Wild Deer"
***SIGN*** Lyrics, Vocals, Composition by Koshi Torako
***SIGN*** Your flesh, all flabby from club
***SIGN*** Your flesh, all flabby from club
***SIGN*** Your will, all rusted from club
***SIGN*** Your will, all rusted from club
***SIGN*** You've been domesticated
***SIGN*** You've been domesticated
***SIGN*** As a pet
***SIGN*** As a pet
***SIGN*** We're going to blow away that unserious body
***SIGN*** We're going to blow away that unserious body
***SIGN*** A great enemy has challenged you
***SIGN*** A great enemy has challenged you
***SIGN*** So we're gonna shake any fear out of you
***SIGN*** So we're gonna shake any fear out of you
***SIGN*** Deer Crackers
***SIGN*** It'll probably be rough sometimes
***SIGN*** It'll probably be rough sometimes
***SIGN*** I'm sure you'll want to cry sometimes
***SIGN*** I'm sure you'll want to cry sometimes
***SIGN*** But...
***SIGN*** But...
***SIGN*** You are not alone
***SIGN*** You are not alone
***SIGN*** This hellish training
***SIGN*** This hellish training
***SIGN*** You'll get through it and take back the spirit that you've lost
***SIGN*** You'll get through it and take back the spirit that you've lost
***SIGN*** You are a wild deer
***SIGN*** You are a wild deer
***SIGN*** You are a wild deer
***SIGN*** You are a wild deer
***SIGN*** You are the best
***SIGN*** You are the best
***SIGN*** Vermin in Japan
***SIGN*** Vermin in Japan
**[14:56] Announcer**
The day has finally arrived.
**[14:59] Announcer**
The Wild Deer of Hino, Shikanoko Noko,
**[15:02] Announcer**
and Nara's official mascot
character, Sento-kun,
***SIGN*** Sento-kun vs Shikanoko Noko Battle!
**[15:05] Announcer**
will be competing to see who is the
best deer local mascot character.
**[15:08] Announcer**
Our commentator today will be the
leading expert on Deer's Den research,
**[15:11] Announcer**
Miura John-san.
**[15:14] Miura**
Hello. I'm Miura.
**[15:16] Announcer**
I've heard that Nokotan spent a week
undergoing rigorous training for this battle.
**[15:21] Announcer**
Miura-san, what are your thoughts on that?
**[15:23] Miura**
It's been 1,300 years for Sento-kun.
**[15:27] Announcer**
Are you saying that since Sento-kun
is a mascot that was born on
**[15:30] Announcer**
the 1300th anniversary of when the capital
moved to Nara, he packs more of a punch?
**[15:33] Miura**
Precisely.
**[15:35] Announcer**
It'll be interesting to see
how this battle plays out.
**[15:39] Announcer**
And now, here come our fighters.
**[15:41] Announcer**
From Hinominami High
Class 3-B, Shikanoko Noko!
***SIGN*** Hinominami
**[15:58] Nokotan**
Notsu!
**[15:59] Announcer**
And here comes Sento-kun!
**[16:04] Crowd**
Sento-kun!
**[16:07] Crowd**
Sento-kun!
**[16:11] Crowd**
Sento-kun!
***SIGN*** Hinominami
**[16:53] Bashame**
Well, we definitely lost on entrance hype.
**[16:56] Anko**
He's one of the most famous
local mascots, after all.
**[16:58] Koshitan**
Sh-Sh-She just needs to win the match!
**[17:01] Yoshiharu**
Fighters to the center!
**[17:03] Yoshiharu**
*Wait, why am I even refereeing this?*
**[17:05] Narrator**
It's the final episode,
so it's all hands on deck.
**[17:08] Yoshiharu**
Er... Attacking with weapons is forbidden.
**[17:11] Yoshiharu**
That is all!
**[17:12] Nokotan**
I'll show you the results
of my training, Sento-kun!
**[17:16] Announcer**
All eyes are on this first round!
**[17:19] Koshitan**
Go, Shikanoko!
**[17:25] Miura**
Ah, I see Sento-kun's adopting the style
of the Japanese national sport, sumo.
**[17:29] Nokotan**
Give me a break!
**[17:36] Announcer**
Sento-kun's definitely on the defensive!
**[17:39] Koshitan**
That's it! Keep it up, Shikanoko!
**[17:42] Nokotan**
I'll go ahead and end it for—
**[18:04] Koshitan**
Shikanoko!
**[18:06] Anko**
They just got started, Onee-chan.
**[18:08] Bashame**
In rice production terms,
they've just watered the field.
***SIGN*** Round 1 Over
**[18:13] Announcer**
And there's the bell.
**[18:15] Announcer**
Sento-kun totally dominated the first round.
**[18:18] Miura**
That was brilliant.
**[18:21] Koshitan**
You okay, Shikanoko?
**[18:23] Koshitan**
You did well, but the
enemy was just too strong.
**[18:28] Nokotan**
Koshitan.
**[18:30] Nokotan**
Promise me you won't throw
in the towel, no matter what.
**[18:34] Nokotan**
I'm...
**[18:35] Nokotan**
I'm definitely going to win!
**[18:38] Nokotan**
Believe in me!
**[18:41] Koshitan**
Shikanoko...
**[18:46] Announcer**
With that, we begin round 2.
**[18:59] Koshitan**
Shikanoko?
**[19:02] Nokotan**
Now, let's have a real
deer fight with no rules!
**[19:05] Koshitan**
I was a fool to believe in you!
**[19:08] Announcer**
Oh, this is definitely not allowed!
**[19:10] Miura**
This high school girl is pretty amazing.
**[19:13] Miura**
She completely threw away her deer identity.
**[19:17] Nokotan**
All that matters in the end
is who wins! That's all!
**[19:20] Koshitan**
You can lose already! You're going
to shame the Deer Club by cheating!
**[19:23] Miura**
But isn't that the good part?
**[19:25] Koshitan**
Huh? It is?
**[19:26] Announcer**
Wow, looks like our leading expert
has accepted the cheating!
***SIGN*** Round 2 Over
***SIGN*** Round 3 Over
***SIGN*** Bribe Failed
***SIGN*** Round 4 Over
**[19:40] Koshitan**
Let's just end this.
**[19:41] Koshitan**
You toughed it out to the final round.
**[19:44] Koshitan**
I'll at least acknowledge your tenacity.
**[19:46] Nokotan**
Koshitan...
**[19:47] Nokotan**
The Deer Club will never disband.
**[19:50] Koshitan**
You...
**[19:52] Nokotan**
I met you, Koshitan, and then
I met the others, so I... I...
**[19:57] Koshitan**
Seeing it all flash before our eyes,
**[19:59] Koshitan**
I can't help but wonder if anything good
came out of meeting you, but...
**[20:05] Koshitan**
Go, Shikanoko!
**[20:06] Koshitan**
No, Nokotan!
**[20:09] Nokotan**
Koshitan!
**[20:12] Announcer**
Now for the final round.
**[20:15] Nokotan**
Deer Fist Final Technique!
**[20:18] Koshitan**
Final technique?
**[20:19] Koshitan**
Not the Self-Shattering—
**[20:21] Nokotan**
Deer Copter!
**[20:23] Koshitan**
What the hell kinda final technique is that?!
**[20:26] Koshitan**
She flew?
**[20:26] Koshitan**
Wait! Is that how you got stuck in
the damn power lines in episode 1?
**[20:30] Bashame**
Hey! They followed through
on the foreshadowing!
**[20:32] Anko**
They sure are doing whatever they want,
since it's the last episode.
**[20:37] Nokotan**
Even you can't do anything if I'm
attacking from the sky, Sento-kun!
**[20:42] Koshitan**
Antler bombs!
**[20:43] Nokotan**
Take this.
**[20:44] Yoshiharu**
Wait, what?!
**[20:46] Nokotan**
Take that and that.
**[20:52] Koshitan**
Hey, stop that, Shikanoko!
**[20:54] Koshitan**
You're definitely going too fa—
**[20:57] Announcer**
N-No one could've predicted
this turn of events!
**[21:02] Nokotan**
Notsu!
**[21:04] Nokotan**
Notsu!
**[21:07] Nokotan**
Notsu!
**[21:34] Nokotan**
Ow.
**[21:37] Announcer**
And the match has ended!
**[21:39] Announcer**
The winner is Sento-kun!
**[21:44] Koshitan**
You're just so...
**[21:47] Koshitan**
Well, I guess you did your best.
**[21:49] Nokotan**
Koshitan...
**[21:51] Announcer**
All right, it's time to interview the winner.
**[21:53] Miura**
Ah, but Sento-kun is a local
mascot that doesn't talk.
**[21:56] Announcer**
Welp, I guess we're
interviewing the loser instead.
**[21:59] Koshitan**
Seriously?
**[22:02] Nokotan**
Everyone... When I got here today,
the only thought on my mind was to win.
**[22:08] Nokotan**
All I could think about was
escaping from Deer's Den.
**[22:13] Nokotan**
But as I was fighting Sento-kun,
I felt a tremendous change in my heart.
**[22:19] Nokotan**
I realized that winning
or losing doesn't matter!
**[22:21] Nokotan**
What's important is to give
one's all during the match!
**[22:26] Nokotan**
Which means that Sento-kun
and I are both winners!
**[22:30] Koshitan**
Now hold on a sec!
**[22:31] Koshitan**
You've got some nerve
after all the cheating—
**[22:35] Miura**
I'm so moved! You're both winners!
**[22:37] Koshitan**
Miura-san, you're not right in the head!
**[22:41] Koshitan**
And Sento-kun, you're way too accepting!
**[22:50] Tsunoda**
Notsu!
**[22:52] Koshitan**
What?! Why are you all
so moved by that speech?!
**[22:56] Anko**
Well, whatever. Now the Deer Club
doesn't have to be disbanded.
**[23:00] Bashame**
Bashame is glad that she
can continue making her rice.
**[23:03] Nokotan**
Koshitan!
**[23:05] Nokotan**
I won, just like I promised!
**[23:07] Koshitan**
Oh, whatever already.
**[23:09] Nokotan**
I hope you'll keep taking care of me.
**[23:12] Koshitan**
W-Well, I guess I gotta, right?
**[23:19] Crowd**
Nokotan! Koshitan! Nokotan! Koshitan!