Season 1
- E1 - Girl Meets Deer
- E2 - Deer Meets Darkness Girl
- E3 - The New Student: Bashame
- E4 - The Deer Club in the Crosshairs
- E5 - Grab Her Weakness!!
- E6 - Summer Deer Festival
- E7 - Deer Coll, Streaming, Hospitality, etc
- E8 - Goodbye, Old Deer! Hello, New Deer!
- E9 - Get the Sports Festival Done!
- E10 - Blame it on the Spring
- E11 - The Pursuer and the Pursued
- E12 - Farewell Nokotan!? Long Live the Deer Club!
E1 - Girl Meets Deer
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Once again, the maidens gather
in the gardens of Acala
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and cross the Tama River with smiles
as pure as those of the Shinsengumi.
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Their bodies and hearts, never once
sullied, are clad in pure white clothes.
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The pleats of their skirts
without a single wrinkle,
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their blue sailor scarves
bothered not by the wind.
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They walk slowly and delicately.
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Metropolitan Hinominami High School,
the garden of the maidens.
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(It's a coed school, though.)
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Good morning to you, lovely viewers!
SIGN Girl Meets Deer
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It's still so cold.
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It rained yesterday, too.
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Be careful, it's slippery. Are you okay?
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Th-Thank you very much!
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You're welcome.
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Koshi Torako, a second-year student
at Metropolitan Hinominami High,
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president of the student council
as well as Class 2-B's student rep.
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She's attractive, smart,
and good at sports.
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She's revered as the perfect girl at both school and around town.
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She's wonderful!
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Just as I planned.
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But Koshi Torako, whose high school life
seems to be going so well,
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has a secret she can't
tell anyone. And it's that...
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She's a former delinquent!
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I'm the one they call
the Wild Beast of Tokyo's Hino City!
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My dark past of being a delinquent,
influenced by shonen manga.
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If I get caught,
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all the effort I put into my high
school debut being an honor student
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will go down the drain!
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Not that anyone could ever see
through my perfect disguise, though.
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That's what she thought.
Until today, anyway.
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Are you kidding me?
A suicide by hanging in episode one?!
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I'm glad we're a late-night anime!
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Not that it makes this any better!
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Should I call the police? A doctor?
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Detective Conan? No... Hajime-chan!
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She's alive?
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What? If it's not suicide,
why is she hanging from a place like that?
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She has antlers?
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Must be those things they sell at that
Mouse-land place in Tokyo... I mean Chiba!
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But those would come right off, right?
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Which means those are real antlers?
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Deer antlers, by the looks of it.
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Is she supposed to be a deer?!
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Even if she is, aren't male deer
the only ones that grow antlers?
SIGN Male
SIGN Female
SIGN UMA Deer Woman
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Is she some kind of new UMA?
SIGN The Mysterious Deer Woman
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Or a monster from an evil organization?
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Either way, that's an
incredible amount of snot.
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Current temperature is 12°C.
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Gross!
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And now, animals have started to gather,
thinking she's carrion!
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You want a piece of me?
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You wanna piece of me, huh? Come at me!
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Why is she trying to pick a fight
in this situation?
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Should I help her?
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She's staring hard at me!
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The intensity of her gaze!
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If I get caught up in this, I'll be late!
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Honor students cannot be late!
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I'll have to pretend I didn't see her
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and hurry to school.
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You're going to leave me here?
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After seeing me like this,
you're still leaving me here?
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M-Me? Of course not!
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Not to mention, you just
somehow ended up there, right?
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I'm running late.
I don't really have time to play.
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Tomorrow, the news will say,
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"A high schooler from Hino
got caught in power lines and died."
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From now on, you'll remember my face
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when you go down
this street every morning.
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You'll regret this every day, thinking,
"I should've helped her that day."
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Okay! Fine!
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I'm alive!
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This girl is freakin' heavy!
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You bastard—
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Miss, what were you doing up there?
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I woke up this morning and there I was.
I wonder why.
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Seriously, tell me why!
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Thank you so much for helping me,
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Miss Delinquent.
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Don't mention it.
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"Miss Delinquent"?
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Huh?! Who do you think you're talking to?!
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You, Miss!
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Wh-What are you talking about?
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Me? With this beautiful
and composed womanly appearance?
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A delinquent? Th-That's not possible!
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Really?
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But you smell like one.
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Smell like what?
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My antlers are reacting, too.
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What kind of sensor is that?
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I have to get away from this girl.
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I-It must be your imagination.
You may be mistaking me for someone else.
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I'd better get going.
Try not to get stuck again, okay?
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That was close.
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I thought my disguise was perfect.
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How did she...?
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Who the hell was that girl?
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Be seated, everyone.
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I'd like to introduce
a transfer student today.
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A transfer student?
I have a bad feeling about this.
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Come on in.
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Coming!
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I knew it!
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Huh?
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Wh-Why are you stuck again already?
Learn from your mistakes!
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You're kidding, right?!
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Please introduce yourself, Shikanoko-san.
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Notsu! I'm Shikanoko Noko. Call me Nokotan!
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Nokotan!
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What a funny girl.
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What a deer.
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Why is everyone welcoming her like that?
Am I the weird one here?
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As for your seat...
The desk next to Koshi-san is open!
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A common trope in school anime,
the conveniently-empty seat.
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This is bad. If she says something weird
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my high school life will be over!
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I have to make the first move.
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Good morning!
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Hey, I saw you this morning.
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So you're a transfer student?
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I'm Koshi Torako. If you have
any questions, feel free to ask.
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Thanks!
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Wait, maybe this will be okay after all.
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I guess I didn't need to worry so much.
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You can call me whatever you like.
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Whatever I like?
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I was just overthinking things.
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Okay!
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Miss Delinquent!
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Miss Delinquent...
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Huh?
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Let's be friends, Miss Delinquent!
[09:52] ---
Koshi-san is a delinquent?
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Koshi-san, of all people?!
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There must be a mistake!
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Hello?! A deer just joined our class
and you're choosing to focus on this?!
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W-Wait, a delinquent?
What are you talking about?
[10:05] ---
Please don't make false allegations.
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My primal instincts are telling me
you're a delinquent.
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Are you a wild animal?!
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Also, you're a virgin.
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My antlers are reacting, too.
[10:20] ---
What kind of system is that anyway?!
[10:22] ---
Koshi-san's a virgin?
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I knew it!
[10:26] ---
Really?
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Stay out of this, you extras!
[10:30] ---
Wh-What proof do you have
that I'm a virgin?
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What? So you're not a virgin?
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Well... that's...
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Virginity confirmed.
SIGN VIRGIN
SIGN NARA PARK TODAI-JI
SIGN NARA PARK KOFUKU-JI
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It's Koshi-san!
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She looks beautiful as always!
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My disgraceful past was
just about to come to light,
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but it looks like I'm safe for now.
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Though I can't let my guard down!
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I have to make sure that deer
won't expose me as a former delinquent!
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To accomplish that,
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I must make my move
before she opens her mouth again.
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Who put this mountain of snacks here?
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Wait a minute... The way they're wrapped...
These are deer crackers!
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"Deer crackers."
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The soul food of Nara Prefecture.
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(Opinions may vary.)
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Students on their graduation trips
often eat them for laughs,
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but much like their taste, the joke
is a bit bland, and usually falls flat.
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Who would do this?
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It was her for sure!
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Is that drool? What is she, a Merlion?
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Excuse me, Shikanoko-san. What is this?
[12:14] ---
I'm returning the favor.
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That's not what your face says.
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You... whoopsies.
You saved me this morning, right?
[12:22] ---
That's to say thanks.
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That was no big deal.
I don't need repayment.
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What? Not satisfied with deer crackers?
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That's not the problem.
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Besides, why are you
suddenly being condescending?
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How about I give you an antler then?
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They come off?
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Here.
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I don't want that!
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You can even eat them.
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D-Does it have a taste?
Not that I'm going to try it...
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No taste, no smell, super hard.
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But you eat it anyway?!
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If that's not enough... This is just for you.
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I said I don't want it!
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Maybe I'm not in the position to say this,
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but you're ruining your own identity!
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Without your antlers,
you're just a regular high school girl!
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For the one who saved my life,
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I'm willing to
put my character on the line!
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Calm down!
It's too early to abandon your character!
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It's still the first episode.
[13:18] ---
You don't want my crackers or my antlers.
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They just stick back on?
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Could it be?! What you're after is...
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Me?!
SIGN Me = Venison
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Why do you assume
I want deer-related things?!
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Fine! Just eat me!
[13:34] ---
I'm not gonna eat you!
And who are those guys?
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I don't have anything else to give you!
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Look. As you can see,
I don't have any money.
[13:43] ---
You have more crackers?
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Please. I have nothing left to give.
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Why are you acting like
I'm extorting you?!
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And for crackers?
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Crap, I let my true self show.
[13:58] ---
Hey Nokotan,
are you and Koshi-san friends?
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You sure look like it!
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Huh? "Nokotan"?
[14:09] ---
That's my nickname! Cute, isn't it?
[14:11] ---
Wow, you're annoying.
[14:13] ---
You see, I was stuck on a utility pole
this morning, and Miss Delin—
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Shikanoko-san!
I remembered the teacher called for you!
SIGN NO RUNNING IN THE HALLWAY
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Oh, my. Koshitan, what are you thinking?
Bringing me to a place like this...
SIGN UNDER MAINTENANCE STUDENT COUNCIL
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How bold of you.
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What are you imagining?!
[14:32] ---
Oh? That's what I should be asking you.
[14:37] ---
What? I-I'm not...
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Koshitan...
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Such a virgin.
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Shut up!
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And why are you calling me Koshitan?
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It's your nickname.
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We're Nokotan and Koshitan. Nice, right?
[14:51] ---
Are we some kind of comedy duo?
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Who said you could give me a nickname?
[14:56] ---
Then we'll go with Miss Delinq—
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Koshitan is fine.
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It was fine after all.
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That doesn't matter anyway.
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Now, about my true identity.
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Do you promise
you'll never tell anyone, ever?
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I happen to be an honor
student at this school
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and it'd be troublesome
if anyone found out.
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If you say anything,
it won't end well for you.
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Got it?
SIGN UNDER MAINTENANCE STUDENT COUNCIL
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Your true identity...
[15:30] ---
Does that mean that you're actually a virgin?
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You're... not wrong, but no!
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Damn it... Where do you
get off teasing me like that?
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Listen up! Those antlers
better be your only joke!
[15:46] ---
You're right...
These antlers are kinda weird.
SIGN SHE'S INDOORS
[15:52] ---
Well... no...
[15:54] ---
A girl with antlers is totally gross.
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What even is a deer, anyway?
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I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable.
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I see...
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She's lived through years
of people talking about her appearance.
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And yet I...
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Forget being an honor student.
I've failed at being a human!
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I... I'm sorry!
I don't care about your antlers!
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How about this?
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Koshitan, frozen with fear,
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was unable to ask where the horns started.
[16:32] ---
Today was exhausting.
[16:34] ---
I still have to study for tomorrow.
SIGN CREAK! CRASH!
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What was that?
[16:41] ---
From over there?
[16:44] ---
Excuse me! Is anyone in there?
[16:47] ---
I just heard a loud noise and...
SIGN DEER
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Do I call the police?! A doctor?!
[16:58] ---
Detective Conan? Er, no... Hajime-chan!
[17:01] ---
Hey, Koshitan!
[17:03] ---
Shikanoko-san, is that blood?
Did something happen?
[17:09] ---
Oops, my bad.
[17:11] ---
I fell from the ladder
and scraped my knee!
[17:28] ---
What about your head?!
[17:33] ---
What a cute bandage.
[17:35] ---
Shut up!
[17:36] ---
What are you doing in this
abandoned warehouse anyway?
[17:41] ---
I was cleaning.
[17:42] ---
Cleaning? All by yourself?
[17:44] ---
Yep! Thanks, Koshitan!
[17:47] ---
All right, back to work!
[17:57] ---
Fine. I'll help you.
[18:00] ---
What? You will?
[18:01] ---
Y-You're hurt.
[18:03] ---
Who knows what'll happen
if I leave you here?
[18:06] ---
Yay! Thanks!
[18:08] ---
She is, without a doubt, a tsundere.
[18:19] ---
Cleaning is such a chore,
but you seem to be having fun.
[18:23] ---
Because I'm with you, Koshitan!
[18:25] ---
Huh?! That's too much. We're just cleaning.
[18:29] ---
Even cleaning can be fun
when you do it with a friend.
[18:35] ---
It looks much cleaner already!
[18:38] ---
Ukai-sensei?
[18:39] ---
Sensei, notsu!
[18:41] ---
Hey there, notsu!
[18:43] ---
Did you help her, Koshi-san?
[18:45] ---
Thank you! It must've been hard.
[18:47] ---
Not at all! It was a piece of cake.
[18:50] ---
I'm so glad you'll be joining
the Deer Club too, Koshi-san!
[18:54] ---
Of course— What now?
[18:57] ---
Deer Club?
[18:58] ---
Just as I promised,
feel free to use this room as you like!
[19:02] ---
Hooray!
[19:03] ---
Wait! What in the world is the Deer Club?
And who said I'd be joining?
[19:07] ---
What? You didn't hear about it?
[19:09] ---
I founded a Deer Club!
[19:12] ---
What the hell kinda club is that?
[19:15] ---
I promised her that if she cleaned up
this place, she could use it as a club room.
[19:20] ---
- Right?
- Right?
[19:21] ---
"Right," my butt!
[19:23] ---
More importantly, I can't be seen
in a crazy club like this!
[19:28] ---
I'm so relieved.
[19:30] ---
You're so responsible and caring, Koshi-san.
[19:32] ---
Like a reliable older sister!
[19:35] ---
You're so cheerful and kind,
so this is bound to be a fun club.
[19:38] ---
It'll be like home for us!
[19:41] ---
You're also very smart,
so you might win some kind of award!
[19:44] ---
We might even get to the nationals!
[19:48] ---
With you on board, I'm sure
the Deer Club will do incredible things!
[19:53] ---
Leave it to me!
[19:54] ---
Koshitan is a pushover.
[19:56] ---
Okay, Shikanoko-san,
please fill in the club approval form.
[19:59] ---
'Kay!
[20:01] ---
Club name, Deer Club.
[20:03] ---
Club president, Koshi Torako.
[20:05] ---
Activities, mainly taking care of deer.
[20:08] ---
Wait a minute!
Why am I the club president?
[20:12] ---
- You're the president, Koshitan.
- You're the president, Koshi-san.
[20:14] ---
How am I the odd one out here?
[20:16] ---
It's the Deer Club, right?
[20:18] ---
There's a literal deer girl right here.
Why not make her president?
[20:22] ---
I see what you mean.
[20:24] ---
But here it says that
the Deer Club mainly takes care of deer.
[20:29] ---
Huh? Yes, it does...
SIGN Club member
[20:30] ---
I'll be the Deer Club's
resident deer, you see.
[20:34] ---
The Deer Club's resident deer?
SIGN Deer
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And the president cares for her!
[20:38] ---
That's you, Koshitan!
[20:39] ---
I'm not on board with that.
[20:41] ---
What kind of club takes care of deer?
Is this an agricultural school?
[20:45] ---
Here. Submitted!
[20:47] ---
Okay! And submission accepted!
[20:50] ---
That easily?!
[20:52] ---
President, I'm counting on you
to look after Shikanoko-san.
[20:56] ---
I'll be in your care.
[20:59] ---
Okay.
[21:00] ---
Having said,
"Leave it to me!" with a smile,
[21:03] ---
it was too late for Koshitan to back down.
SIGN DEER CLUB
SEEKING NEW CLUB MEMBERS
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The Deer Club is born! Yay!
[21:09] ---
This is an incredible turn
of events for one single day.
[21:14] ---
I'll bring more deer crackers tomorrow!
[21:19] ---
Well, whatever.
[21:21] ---
I guess you can get started
by giving me a good brushing.
[21:24] ---
You've gotta be kidding!
[21:26] ---
And what's with the weird brush?
[21:28] ---
It's for animals.
[21:32] ---
Fine! Let's just get it over with.
[21:35] ---
Notsu!
[21:36] ---
Damn it. Why me?
[21:47] ---
Damn it... Am I going to
have to do this all the time?
[21:55] ---
Damn you, you vermin!
[21:58] ---
Y-Yikes!
[22:00] ---
I have no idea what's going on,
[22:01] ---
but it appears
the Deer Club's fight is just beginning!
E2 - Deer Meets Darkness Girl
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[00:19] ---
I made it!
[01:59] ---
Deer Meets Darkness Girl
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Introducing once more,
Koshi Torako, former delinquent.
[02:17] ---
Covering up her past upon joining high school,
she climbed the ranks as an honor student
[02:21] ---
and is now president of
the student council, as well as class rep.
[02:26] ---
However a transfer deer (?) named
Shikanoko Noko revealed her past,
[02:31] ---
revealed that she was a virgin,
[02:33] ---
and because she was a total pushover,
[02:35] ---
she was duped into becoming
the president of the mysterious Deer Club.
[02:39] ---
And once again, she reluctantly
heads to the club.
[02:43] ---
Yay! It's time for Deer Club!
[02:45] ---
Maybe she doesn't sound reluctant?
[02:47] ---
Well, it's not like I'm actually
looking forward to going to the club.
[02:51] ---
Oh? Then what is it?
[02:53] ---
When I gave the clubhouse
a little makeover this morning,
[02:57] ---
it turned out so good!
[02:59] ---
But it's not like I'm super excited
for club activities today
[03:04] ---
or anything like that.
[03:07] ---
Is that so?
[03:09] ---
It's the president's job to make
the clubhouse a comfortable place.
[03:12] ---
I can't wait to see how she reacts!
[03:15] ---
You're amazing, Koshitan!
I was wrong about you!
[03:17] ---
Of course!
[03:19] ---
All that's left is the wallpaper...
Oh! And maybe I'll get a cabinet!
[03:23] ---
There's still so much to be done!
[03:27] ---
Just you wait! It'll be my own utopia!
SIGN I won't forgive you, Deer
[03:41] ---
And thus, the utopia came to an end.
[03:46] ---
Kumagoro!
[03:48] ---
Wh-What is this? My utopia!
[03:52] ---
The utopia I spent my life savings on
and four hours of my morning!
[03:59] ---
She woke up at 3 AM.
[04:01] ---
Are you okay, Koshitan?
[04:04] ---
It's dangerous there. Come over here.
[04:07] ---
You! Did you do this?!
[04:10] ---
Did you do this to my utopia?!
[04:14] ---
Hm? What are you talking about?
[04:15] ---
It was already like this when I got here.
[04:20] ---
Also, this room is dangerous.
[04:23] ---
What do you mean?
[04:24] ---
Someone's trying to kill me today.
[04:28] ---
Who? And why?
[04:30] ---
I don't know.
[04:31] ---
But it's probably the same person
who trashed our room.
[04:35] ---
I fell into a five-meter-deep pitfall
on the way to school,
[04:38] ---
spears came falling out of the sky,
[04:40] ---
and there were plastic bottles
filled with water everywhere.
[04:43] ---
How are you still alive?!
Didn't a spear stab you in the head?!
[04:46] ---
And water bottles? Not even cats are
scared of those anymore!
[04:51] ---
And my antlers totally
got stuck in the door, too!
[04:54] ---
You broke it again?!
[04:56] ---
Anyway! I'm telling you,
this place is dangerous!
[04:58] ---
Now, calm down.
[05:00] ---
Just think about it.
There's no way someone's after you.
[05:03] ---
You think so?
[05:04] ---
Of course.
[05:05] ---
Let's just step outside,
get some fresh air and think calmly—
[05:12] ---
Hey, how could you step
out of cover so carelessly?
[05:16] ---
This is a battlefield!
[05:17] ---
Who are you?!
[05:18] ---
I thought I taught you that
carelessness will get you killed!
[05:21] ---
You never taught me a damn thing!
I was born in the Heisei era of peace!
[05:25] ---
But more importantly,
is someone seriously after you?
[05:28] ---
Looks like it.
[05:29] ---
Man, screw this! I'm leaving!
[05:31] ---
What?! You're going to abandon
your teacher and run away?!
[05:35] ---
Shut up! Since when am I your student?
[05:39] ---
I'm done getting caught up
in all this annoying—
[05:45] ---
Koshitan, is your head all right?
[05:47] ---
That's not an insult.
[05:48] ---
Who the hell are you?
[05:50] ---
Give me back my utopia!
[05:54] ---
Now she's pissed.
[05:55] ---
You're going down!
[05:58] ---
I don't care if you're
a soldier or an assassin.
[06:01] ---
Bring it on!
[06:19] ---
Crap! Grenade! Get down!
[06:23] ---
Deer crackers?!
[06:26] ---
Hey! It's a trap!
[06:29] ---
Wait, you moron! Wait, wait, wait!
[06:33] ---
What, Koshitan?!
[06:34] ---
Open your eyes! It's a trap!
It's the trap of all traps!
[06:38] ---
What kind of idiot drools
and walks right into a trap?!
[06:42] ---
- A trap...
- Shikanoko?
[06:45] ---
Long, long ago, a deer was asked,
[06:48] ---
"Why do deer eat deer crackers?"
[06:51] ---
This is how they answered.
[06:54] ---
"Because there are
deer crackers before me!"
[07:07] ---
Shikanoko!
[07:09] ---
I'm sorry, Koshitan.
[07:11] ---
But I love deer crackers
more than anything in this world!
[07:19] ---
Yippee!
[07:27] ---
Well, I messed up.
[07:29] ---
I told you that this was a trap—
[07:31] ---
I lost a little speed at the end
and couldn't reach the deer crackers!
[07:35] ---
You're still on that?!
[07:39] ---
Hey! You over there trying to get me!
[07:41] ---
I know you can hear me!
[07:43] ---
My name is Nokotan! Show yourself!
[07:46] ---
I accept this fight fair and square!
[07:49] ---
Haven't you lost already?
[07:51] ---
The deer's distant cry of defeat.
[07:53] ---
And bring me more deer crackers, please!
[07:56] ---
You're asking them for favors?
[07:58] ---
You're quite bold for a pest.
[08:01] ---
I planned to exterminate you earlier
[08:04] ---
but my calculations were all wrong.
[08:07] ---
A fight? I'll happily accept.
[08:09] ---
I'll send you on your way to hell.
[08:12] ---
This girl...
[08:13] ---
I've managed to survive countless battles
[08:17] ---
but she was able to capture me with ease.
[08:19] ---
She's on another level.
[08:20] ---
Who the hell are you?!
[08:22] ---
- Anko?
- Anko?
[08:24] ---
What the hell are you doing here?
[08:28] ---
Onee-chan!
[08:31] ---
I missed you so much!
[08:33] ---
You missed me?
You see me at home every day.
[08:36] ---
I want to be with you 365 days a year,
24 hours a day, every minute and second!
[08:42] ---
I can't get enough of your scent!
[08:44] ---
Cut it out, will you?
[08:46] ---
And why aren't you at school?
[08:48] ---
Even your angry face is so adorable!
I wuv you so much!
[08:51] ---
Are you even listening?
[08:53] ---
Who's she, Koshitan?
[08:55] ---
My bad, this is Koshi Anko.
[08:58] ---
My little sister.
[08:59] ---
Koshi... Anko... Red bean... paste!
[09:04] ---
You're imagining something
delicious, aren't you?
[09:09] ---
Don't stare at me like that, you vermin!
[09:14] ---
Shikanoko Noko. I cannot forgive you.
[09:17] ---
What's your deal with her?
[09:20] ---
Wait, did you do all this?
[09:23] ---
Yes. It was me.
[09:26] ---
Why would you...
[09:27] ---
It's all this deer's fault! All of it!
[09:31] ---
It's her fault you changed!
[09:34] ---
You used to come running home
to me after school.
[09:39] ---
To you? That's where we live as a family.
[09:42] ---
You've been coming home so late...
[09:44] ---
I'm always home by seven!
[09:47] ---
I followed you because I was curious
about why you were out so late
[09:50] ---
and you were alone with
that deer in your "club."
[09:53] ---
How obscene!
[09:54] ---
What's obscene is your damn way of thinking!
[09:57] ---
And you left early again this morning...
[10:01] ---
All you think about
is your little deer love nest!
[10:04] ---
That comfy couch, those cute rugs?!
Is all of that necessary for a club room?
[10:09] ---
Obscene! What were you two
planning on doing in there?!
[10:12] ---
W-Well...
[10:14] ---
She wanted to retort, but couldn't admit
that the setup was for herself.
[10:17] ---
You can't answer? Does that mean...
[10:21] ---
You slept together?
[10:23] ---
Of course not!
[10:24] ---
Are you mentally ill?
[10:26] ---
And what's with the kunai?!
Are you Iga? Koga? A Hokage?
[10:30] ---
Hey, help me out here.
[10:33] ---
Koshitan is my girl!
[10:35] ---
That's not helping!
[10:36] ---
Why are you complicating things?
That's not what's going on here!
[10:41] ---
I don't know if you're chunky or smooth,
but I will protect Koshitan!
[10:44] ---
You've done it now, you idiot!
[10:47] ---
I knew it! You took my
sister's virginity, didn't you?!
[10:50] ---
See?! I knew this would happen!
[10:52] ---
Do you know how hard I've been
protecting my sister's virginity?!
[10:57] ---
I don't remember asking for that.
[11:00] ---
I won't forgive you...
[11:01] ---
The deer that took my sister from me
[11:04] ---
and my sister who crossed
that line with a deer.
[11:06] ---
I haven't crossed any lines!
Not even the Chuo Line!
SIGN Setting: Hino City
[11:09] ---
I belong by your side.
[11:12] ---
Anyone who stands in my way is my enemy.
[11:15] ---
That's why I decided to destroy it all.
[11:19] ---
Anko...
[11:20] ---
I thought that if I destroyed
this ridiculous Deer Club of yours
[11:23] ---
and exterminated that vermin,
my sister would come back home to me.
[11:28] ---
But I've changed my mind.
[11:33] ---
You mentioned something
about fighting fair and square, right?
[11:36] ---
That sounds fun. I accept.
[11:40] ---
But if I win,
[11:42] ---
you'll spend the rest of your life
as a deer at Nara Park.
[11:46] ---
Nara?
[11:48] ---
If I lose, I will accept the festering
relationship you have with my sister
[11:52] ---
and leave you alone.
[11:54] ---
You're gonna give people the wrong idea!
[11:56] ---
Pull yourself together, Anko.
[11:59] ---
This is ridiculous.
There's no point in fighting.
[12:03] ---
Why? It was the deer's idea.
[12:07] ---
That is true...
[12:10] ---
Fine. Let's fight.
[12:13] ---
Wait, are you serious?
[12:15] ---
If you become a Nara Park deer,
what will happen to the club?
[12:20] ---
Don't worry, Koshitan.
[12:23] ---
Trust me!
[12:25] ---
The Deer Club has a bond
harder than deer crackers!
[12:29] ---
Shikanoko...
[12:32] ---
What are you even talking about?!
[12:34] ---
Deer crackers aren't hard! They're flaky!
[12:36] ---
I have one condition, too.
[12:39] ---
What?
[12:40] ---
If I win the fight...
[12:46] ---
Give me tons of deer crackers.
[12:48] ---
Just go to Nara already!
[12:50] ---
The Deer Club faces its first huge crisis!
[12:52] ---
What will happen to the club? To Nokotan?
[12:55] ---
The battle that will decide the fate of
Deer Club and deer crackers begins now!
[13:00] ---
I'm deporting you to Nara Park immediately!
[13:03] ---
All the deer crackers I can eat...
[13:06] ---
Can I go home now?
SIGN MIYAJIMA O-TORII
SIGN MIYAJIMA ITSUKUSHIMA SHRINE
SIGN 1st Hinominami High School
Chitty Chitty King of Koshi Torako Competition!!
[13:16] ---
The first-ever Hinominami High School Chitty
Chitty King of Koshi Torako Competition!
[13:22] ---
Let's introduce our competitors!
[13:25] ---
What the hell is this?!
[13:27] ---
Koshi Torako's little sister
with a fierce sister complex,
[13:31] ---
Koshi Anko-chan!
[13:32] ---
Does anything in this world even
matter other than me and my sister?
[13:36] ---
No, really! What is this?!
[13:38] ---
The Deer Club's resident deer,
Shikanoko Noko-san!
[13:41] ---
I'll do it for the deer crackers!
[13:43] ---
Are any of you listening to me?!
[13:45] ---
How do you feel about
the competitors, Koshi-san?
[13:49] ---
I... I'm so lost right now.
[13:51] ---
You sure sound excited!
[13:53] ---
Are my words reaching you at all?!
[13:56] ---
And today's grand prizes are...
[13:58] ---
For Anko-chan, the right to deport
Nokotan to Nara Park!
[14:03] ---
And for Nokotan,
a 100-year supply of deer crackers!
[14:06] ---
Where did you even get all of these?
[14:08] ---
And your host will be me, Ukai,
the advisor of the Deer Club!
[14:13] ---
Do teachers have nothing else to do?
[14:16] ---
All right! Let's get started!
[14:18] ---
You spent way too much money on this set.
[14:21] ---
Question one.
What does Koshi-san do every—
[14:24] ---
What does Koshi-san do
every night before bed?
[14:28] ---
She talks the plushies in her room
and gives them all a goodnight kiss.
[14:33] ---
Correct!
[14:34] ---
Stop! What kind of question is that?!
Why are you violating my privacy?!
[14:39] ---
Is that a bad thing?
[14:40] ---
Of course it is!
[14:42] ---
But it's making your fans
love you even more!
[14:46] ---
- She likes plushies?
- Adorable!
[14:49] ---
Fan for life!
[14:50] ---
That's not the issue here!
[14:52] ---
Here's a photo to prove it!
[14:57] ---
Privacy! My privacy!
[14:59] ---
Stop it with these questions!
[15:02] ---
- On to the second question!
- You're ignoring me?!
[15:05] ---
Is Koshi-san currently—
[15:07] ---
Tch!
[15:08] ---
Nokotan was quicker this time!
Your answer, please!
[15:11] ---
Is Koshitan currently without a bra?
[15:14] ---
The answer is she's wearing
a bra top, therefore, without a bra.
[15:17] ---
Again, what are these questions?!
[15:24] ---
Correct!
[15:25] ---
Y-You can't prove that without looking!
[15:28] ---
Schrödinger's bra.
[15:30] ---
Let's take a look at the footage!
[15:35] ---
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Seriously! Why do you have this footage?!
[15:41] ---
Question three!
[15:42] ---
Can I go home now?!
[15:44] ---
Koshi-san has da—
[15:47] ---
Koshi-san has dated
how many boys or girls in total?
[15:51] ---
The answer is zero!
[15:53] ---
Uh, I might have dated someone!
[15:55] ---
She hasn't.
[15:58] ---
Sorry, incorrect!
[16:00] ---
Koshi-san has dated
zero boys or girls in total,
[16:06] ---
but what is the reason for this?
[16:08] ---
Please answer in sixty characters or less.
[16:10] ---
Do you really need to dig that deep?!
[16:14] ---
The answer please, Anko-chan!
SIGN Anko
[16:18] ---
Others dated as she waited for
her first love due to shojo manga brain rot.
[16:29] ---
Exactly sixty characters.
[16:32] ---
Correct!
[16:33] ---
Stop analyzing me!
[16:35] ---
Her favorite manga magazine
is Bessatsu Friend*.*
[16:38] ---
Question four!
[16:40] ---
What is Koshi-san's childhood secret?
[16:44] ---
She wet the bed until she was ten.
[16:46] ---
Correct!
[16:47] ---
Don't say that!
[16:49] ---
What is something that Koshi-san
surprisingly likes?
[16:51] ---
- She likes kids' anime.
- Correct!
[16:54] ---
Why is that surprising? Who cares?
[16:57] ---
Question five! What is Koshi-san's—
[16:59] ---
- Egg on rice!
- Correct!
[17:01] ---
How were you able to answer that?!
[17:09] ---
What's happened here?
[17:11] ---
The contestants are locked in a tie!
[17:15] ---
How much longer are they going to
violate my privacy?
[17:21] ---
Something isn't right!
[17:23] ---
Why does this freaky deer
know so much about my sister?
[17:26] ---
There must be something going on!
[17:29] ---
I know! She's connected to the all-deer
network, Shika Shika Network (SSN)!
[17:34] ---
It's collecting my sister's data,
sending it to the supercomputer Shikagaku
[17:39] ---
to be analyzed and
transmitted to her antlers!
[17:42] ---
Now, I'll have to show you my true power!
[17:49] ---
You've let your guard down.
I have plenty more traps left!
[17:53] ---
Doesn't this make
the quiz completely pointless?
[17:56] ---
Koshitan's privacy
was violated for nothing.
[17:59] ---
I'll make Shish Kebab out of you
before I send you to Nara Park!
[18:08] ---
You can dodge them?!
[18:10] ---
What is up with this deer?
[18:11] ---
Take my knives like an adult!
[18:13] ---
Take this! And this!
[18:15] ---
I'm tired. No one's looking.
Maybe I'll just leave.
[18:20] ---
You vermin!
[18:24] ---
Onee-chan!
[18:39] ---
Shikanoko!
[18:41] ---
Hey, Shikanoko!
[18:45] ---
Koshitan... I'm getting really sleepy...
[18:49] ---
What are you saying?!
Stay with me, Shikanoko!
[18:53] ---
Open your eyes, Shikanoko! Shikanoko!
[18:58] ---
Why?
[19:00] ---
Following me around,
making me join your club...
[19:04] ---
Getting us into this mess...
[19:07] ---
How dare you...
[19:08] ---
How dare you just leave me like this?!
[20:01] ---
Notsu!
[20:09] ---
Shikanoko, you're alive!
[20:15] ---
I'm glad you're alive, but how?
[20:23] ---
Earlier...
[20:30] ---
It looks like the crackers protected me.
[20:33] ---
What is this, an old movie?
[20:35] ---
Deer crackers aren't even hard,
they're flaky!
[20:39] ---
Shikanoko.
[20:42] ---
Thank you for saving my sister.
[20:45] ---
This was my loss.
[20:48] ---
I was so foolishly blinded
by hate and anger,
[20:51] ---
I almost hurt my own sister.
[20:53] ---
I've failed as a little sister!
[20:56] ---
You're the one who should be by her si—
[20:58] ---
That's not true.
[21:01] ---
It's not true.
[21:03] ---
It was you, no...
[21:05] ---
Koshian, I was able to save your sister
thanks to the deer crackers you gave me.
[21:10] ---
You saved her life!
[21:13] ---
I think we can be good friends!
[21:18] ---
Can I call you Nokotan?
[21:23] ---
Of course!
[21:25] ---
Take care of my sister, okay, Nokotan?
[21:29] ---
Leave it to me, Koshian.
[21:39] ---
Nokotan! Koshian!
[21:44] ---
How lovely!
[21:47] ---
In the end, Koshitan still had no idea
what was going on.
[21:54] ---
Starting tomorrow,
I'm going to wear a bra every day.
SIGN The next day
[22:02] ---
It's white today!
[22:03] ---
X-ray vision?!
E3 - The New Student: Bashame
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[00:03] Koshitan
Crap. I took a slight detour,
and now I'm late.
SIGN This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
SIGN Deer Club
[00:12] Koshitan
Sorry I'm late!
SIGN Camera 1
SIGN Camera 2
SIGN Deer Crackers
SIGN Camera 3
SIGN Camera 4
[00:22] Koshitan
A... A deer!
SIGN The New Student: Bashame
[02:06] Koshitan
Wh-Wh-What the hell is a deer doing here?!
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[02:09] Koshitan
Though, in a way, it's only natural
that deer would be in the Deer Club.
[02:17] Koshitan
In fact, they've been hanging around
pretty casually this whole time.
[02:20] Koshitan
Why the heck didn't I notice?
SIGN Deer Crackers
[02:32] Koshitan
Hey, stop eating our club's
supply of deer crackers!
[02:35] Koshitan
Hey, Shikanoko! Is this your doing?
[02:40] Koshitan
She's not here?
[02:47] Koshitan
Wait, is this deer...
[02:55] Koshitan
Shikanoko?!
[02:56] Koshitan
What're you messin' around for?!
[02:57] Koshitan
I know damn well you're Shikanoko!
So hurry up and turn back!
[03:05] Koshitan
She's not turning back?
[03:07] Koshitan
I see. So she's mocking me.
[03:11] Koshitan
All right, then.
[03:13] Koshitan
I'll rip that deer hide of
a disguise right off of you!
[03:17] Koshitan
Grasp.
[03:18] Koshitan
Take it off! Take off that costume!
[03:21] Koshitan
Did you really think I wouldn't
see through a mere disguise?!
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[03:42] Koshitan
Man, I sure am thirsty.
[03:45] Koshitan
I mean, I did just go back and forth
[03:47] Koshitan
between the school building
and the clubhouse.
[03:51] Koshitan
Oh, yeah. I bought something you'd like.
[03:57] Koshitan
Ta-dah! A spring exclusive!
[03:59] Koshitan
The super-popular sakura-mochi-
flavored boba milk tea
[04:02] Koshitan
from the Hinominami High school store!
[04:05] Koshitan
But I guess you can't drink it as a deer.
[04:08] Koshitan
You poor thing. I'm even treating you, too.
[04:14] Koshitan
Well, if you can't drink it,
I guess I'll just have to drink both.
[04:17] Koshitan
You sure about this? I'm about
to have both bobalicious drinks.
[04:21] Koshitan
She's ignoring me?!
[04:22] Koshitan
Damn it... I guess boba's
not enough to sway her.
[04:31] Koshitan
Manjiro!
[04:32] Narrator
Deer are herbivores.
They eat leaves and grass.
[04:37] Koshitan
How dare you do that to my Manjiro
that I grew with love and care?!
[04:41] Narrator
All the plants in the Deer Club have been
named and taken care of by Koshitan.
SIGN Iruka
SIGN Umako
SIGN Emishi
[04:47] Koshitan
Stop nomming on him, you bastard deer!
[04:52] Koshitan
Yikes... What the hell is that sound?
[04:55] Koshitan
I've never heard that before.
[04:57] Narrator
When bucks become aggressive, they let out a
"geh, geh, geh" sound to intimidate enemies.
[05:01] Narrator
Do not approach them when this happens.
[05:04] Koshitan
You're just gonna keep being stubborn, eh?
[05:06] Koshitan
But I can't falter, either.
[05:08] Koshitan
I need to protect Manjiro and the others!
[05:11] Koshitan
Guess I'm just gonna have to use force!
[05:15] Koshitan
Take this! You're powerless
before these water bottles!
[05:18] Narrator
Nokotan is terrified of plastic
bottles filled with water.
[05:27] Koshitan
Well? How's it feel to be utterly helpless?
[05:30] Koshitan
If you want me to move them,
hurry up and revert to your usual form!
[05:36] Koshitan
What?!
[05:37] Koshitan
Wh-When...
[05:39] Koshitan
When did you overcome your
fear of water bottles?!
[05:44] Koshitan
I need to dig deeper into her interests,
or I won't be able
[05:47] Koshitan
to protect Manjiro and the others.
[05:49] Koshitan
Something that'll grab Shikanoko's
attention... Grab her attention...
[05:59] Koshitan
Th-This is it!
[06:04] Koshitan
Oh, no!
SIGN Secret
[06:05] Koshitan
L-Look what I found!
[06:07] Koshitan
My notebook of poems from my dark past!
SIGN Secret
[06:11] Koshitan
Boy, I sure better set this embarrassing
thing on fire immediately.
[06:15] Koshitan
Glance.
[06:16] Koshitan
But I mean... You and I
are so close, Shikanoko.
[06:19] Koshitan
So I guess I wouldn't mind letting you have
a peek first. In your usual form, that is.
[06:27] Koshitan
I can't risk leaving something so embarrassing
at home, so I always have it on me.
[06:32] Koshitan
I never thought I'd end up
bringing it out here.
[06:35] Koshitan
But I'm sure if I go this far, she'll also...
[06:39] Koshitan
There we go! She reacted! Just one more push!
[06:44] Koshitan
I-I guess I wouldn't mind letting you hear
one of my original songs I wrote recently.
[06:51] Nokotan
What? I'd love to hear that!
[06:53] Koshitan
Oh, fine. Just a little.
[06:57] Koshitan
One, two, three, four.
[07:04] Koshitan
Go forth, former delinquent Koshitan!
[07:07] Koshitan
I can hear a sad wind
[07:10] Koshitan
Is there someone crying?
[07:12] Koshitan
Wow, wow, wow, wow
[07:14] Koshitan
Behind the school building, after school
[07:17] Koshitan
The territory of the starving tiger
[07:19] Koshitan
An untouchable sanctuary
[07:22] Koshitan
If you carelessly go in,
you'll get torn to shreds
[07:25] Koshitan
But I can't leave this sad song alone
[07:28] Koshitan
So I'll come wipe those tears for you
[07:31] Koshitan
Good grief. I just don't want to stand out.
[07:36] Koshitan
Three minutes? Ha!
[07:38] Koshitan
Three seconds is plenty.
[07:40] Koshitan
Go! Fight! Koshitan!
[07:43] Koshitan
I may be a former delinquent, but you
lame-ass punks ain't got nothin' on me!
[07:47] Koshitan
The blazing tiger's fist
[07:49] Koshitan
Will leave sparks across your cheekbones
[07:52] Koshitan
Don't underestimate the toe beans of a tiger.
[07:59] Koshitan
If you ever need to cry, call on me!
[08:01] Koshitan
Koshitan! Koshitan!
[08:03] Koshitan
Wow, wow, wow, wow
[08:05] Koshitan
I'm the former delinquent Koshitan!
[08:09] Koshitan
Okay, time for verse two!
[08:21] Koshitan
Go forth, former delinquent Koshitan!
[08:26] Koshitan
Now, now. I'm afraid I can't
let you listen to any more.
SIGN Deer Cra
[08:31] Nokotan
Aw, that's a shame.
[08:33] Koshitan
Nope, nope. Not unless you
change back to your normal...
[08:38] Nokotan
Gosh, I sure would love to hear more!
[08:41] Nokotan
Come on! Sing more of
"Former Delinquent Koshitan"!
SIGN Deer Crackers
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[08:50] Koshitan
Huh? Wha? Sh-Shikanoko?!
SIGN Deer Crackers
[08:54] Koshitan
There're two Shikanokos?! B-But why?!
[08:57] Nokotan
There're two of me? What are
you talking about, Koshitan?
[09:00] Koshitan
I-I mean... look!
[09:06] Koshitan
She's speaking to it?
[09:08] Nokotan
I guess he escaped from Hino Zoo.
[09:12] Koshitan
E-Escaped?
[09:13] Nokotan
I wonder if he was drawn here
by the scent of deer crackers.
SIGN Deer Crackers
SIGN Deer Crackers
[09:16] Koshitan
What the hell?!
SIGN Deer Crackers
[09:18] Nokotan
Hey, more importantly,
what's this notebook of poems?
SIGN Secret
[09:23] Nokotan
Wow...
[09:24] Nokotan
Hey, here's that original song you were
just singing. Come on, sing the rest of it!
[09:28] Nokotan
"Go forth, former delinquent Koshitan!"
[09:33] Narrator
She had already dug her own grave,
[09:35] Narrator
but Koshitan wanted to sink even further,
never to be found again.
[09:40] Nokotan
Notsu! Arrivedeerci!
[09:44] Narrator
And so the deer went back to Hino Zoo.
SIGN Kinkasan
Koganeyama Shrine
SIGN Kinkasan
Sanriku-Fukko National Park
SIGN Entrance Ceremony
[09:57] Koshitan
Under the warm sunlight, the cherry
blossoms are now in full bloom.
[10:04] Koshitan
To all of our new students,
congratulations on entering our school.
[10:08] Koshitan
On behalf of the current student body,
I welcome you from the bottom of my heart.
[10:14] Narrator
Spring.
[10:15] Narrator
Koshitan and the others became third-years.
[10:18] Narrator
Apparently, they aren't stuck
in the Sazae-san space-time dimension.
[10:21] Nokotan
I sure wish I could've seen your greeting
as the student council president.
[10:25] Nokotan
You were probably super cool.
[10:28] Koshitan
You bet I was.
[10:34] Koshitan
Huh?! Wha?!
[10:36] Koshitan
Hey, are you okay?! What are you doing here?
[10:38] Koshitan
What's wrong? Do you not feel well?
[10:40] Koshitan
Do you need me to take you
to the nurse's office?
[10:42] Koshitan
Or should I call an ambulance?! The police?!
[10:45] Koshitan
JSDF?!
[10:59] Bashame
Bashame's so silly. It was so warm
that Bashame just dozed off to sleep.
[11:03] Koshitan
I-I see...
[11:05] Koshitan
Bashame?
[11:06] Koshitan
I'm glad you're not feeling ill.
[11:09] Koshitan
But may I ask what you're doing here?
[11:11] Koshitan
You look like a new student...
[11:14] Bashame
Bashame came to see you.
[11:17] Koshitan
Huh?
SIGN Bashame Meme
SIGN Bashame Meme
[11:18] Bashame
Bashame's name is Bashame Meme.
Bashame's a first-year!
[11:22] Bashame
Bashame idolizes you,
so Bashame wanted to see you.
[11:27] Bashame
Ukai-sensei said you might
be here, so Bashame came!
[11:33] Koshitan
Oho...
[11:34] Koshitan
She must have been so overwhelmed by my
pure and beautiful display as an honor student
[11:39] Koshitan
at the entrance ceremony that
she just had to come see me.
[11:42] Bashame
Bashame wants to be like you.
[11:45] Bashame
So... So please make Bashame your student!
[11:49] Koshitan
I'm sorry. I mean,
I appreciate the thought—
[11:52] Bashame
Shikanoko-senpai!
[11:56] Koshitan
Shikanoko-senpai?
[11:59] Koshitan
Wh-Wha?!
[12:00] Koshitan
You mean Shikanoko-san, not me?!
[12:02] Bashame
Who are you?
[12:04] Koshitan
Uh, I just spoke at the entrance ceremony!
I'm the student council president!
[12:08] Bashame
Bashame was waiting here because
she wanted to see Shikanoko-senpai.
[12:13] Koshitan
What's with her? Is she insane?!
[12:15] Koshitan
Bashame-san, why are you
interested in this buffoon—
[12:17] Koshitan
ahem—in Shikanoko-san?
[12:20] Bashame
Bashame is happy you asked!
[12:23] Bashame
It happened before the entrance ceremony...
SIGN Entrance Ceremony
[12:26] Bashame
Bashame had collapsed in
front of the school gates.
[12:29] Koshitan
Say what now?
[12:31] (Flashback) Bashame
So hungry... Bashame is finished.
[12:36] (Flashback) Bashame
Aw... The entrance ceremony's
gonna start soon.
[12:40] (Flashback) Bashame
Bashame's going to die here, without even
getting to do her high school debut.
[12:47] (Flashback) Nokotan
Want some?
[12:48] (Flashback) Bashame
Huh?
[12:55] (Flashback) Bashame
Thank you very much.
[12:58] (Flashback) Nokotan
Bye, now.
[13:01] (Flashback) Bashame
Oh, wait!
[13:03] (Flashback) Bashame
Um, what is your name?
[13:09] (Flashback) Nokotan
My name's not worth rememberin', ma'am.
[13:14] Bashame
And so... You saved Bashame's life,
Shikanoko-senpai.
[13:20] Koshitan
A life was actually saved by deer crackers?
[13:22] Bashame
So during the entrance ceremony,
Bashame was thinking the whole time...
[13:28] Bashame
"Shikanoko-senpai's just so cool."
[13:30] Bashame
"Bashame wants to be just like her...
A cool deer just like her."
[13:35] Koshitan
You want to be a deer?
[13:36] Bashame
So please make Bashame your student!
[13:39] Koshitan
Student? Seriously now, wha—
[13:42] Koshitan
What's with all those butterflies?!
[13:44] Koshitan
Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo!
[13:46] Koshitan
Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo!
[13:48] Nokotan
Notsu.
[13:49] Koshitan
Hey, what are you gonna do about her?
[13:51] Nokotan
Hm...
[13:53] Nokotan
Did you say your name was Bashame?
[13:56] Bashame
Yes! Bashame is Bashame!
[13:58] Nokotan
Do you really have what
it takes to become a deer?
[14:01] Koshitan
Who the hell are you supposed to be?!
And what do you even mean?!
[14:04] Bashame
Yes! Bashame solemnly swears to
become the best deer she can be!
[14:08] Koshitan
Do you hear yourself?!
[14:10] Nokotan
Then first, you'll have to join the Deer Club.
[14:13] Bashame
Okay! Bashame shall join the Deer Club!
[14:16] Koshitan
Would you stop moving this conversation
along like I don't even exist?!
[14:19] Nokotan
Koshitan's the president of
the Deer Club and our owner,
[14:22] Nokotan
so first, ask Koshitan to take care of you.
[14:27] Bashame
Roger dodger!
[14:28] Koshitan
Listen to the owner, damn it!
[14:31] Koshitan
Huh...?
[14:33] Koshitan
Uh, what?
[14:36] Anko
Now that I've graduated middle school,
[14:39] Anko
I'm finally a student at the
same school as my sister.
[14:43] Anko
I sent my application in to the Deer Club,
[14:45] Anko
so I'll be able to be with my sister
from morning to night, 24/7!
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[14:50] Anko
We'll be able to do all kinds of things!
[14:53] Anko
Onee-cha...
[14:56] Bashame
Koshitan-senpai, please
take care of Bashame, too.
[15:00] Koshitan
Hey, stop that...
[15:04] Anko
Onee-chan?
[15:05] Koshitan
A-Anko?!
[15:07] Anko
What are you doing with a girl that's not me?
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[15:12] Koshitan
Eek!
[15:14] Narrator
Congrats on getting two new
members for the Deer Club.
SIGN Kinkasan seen from
Mount Gobansho
[15:23] Koshitan
It's a long story as to how,
but our club now has four members!
[15:26] Koshitan
The Deer Club is finally an actual club!
[15:28] Koshitan
Up until now, it was just some
ambiguous club for messing around,
[15:31] Koshitan
but now we'll get to do
some real club activities!
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[15:35] Koshitan
All right, you three! Let's do this thing!
SIGN Shikanoko Noko
3rd-Year
SIGN Position: Deer
[15:42] Anko
Matching mugs with Onee-chan!
SIGN An
SIGN Koshi
SIGN Koshi Anko
1st-Year
SIGN Position: Self-proclaimed
caretaker to her sister
SIGN Bashame Meme
1st-Year
SIGN Position: More than a person,
less than a deer
[15:48] Bashame
Yummy!
SIGN Deer Crackers
SIGN Koshi Torako
3rd-Year
SIGN Position: President
and deer caretaker
[15:53] Koshitan
This just won't do!
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[15:57] Narrator
Time to promote the Deer Club.
SIGN Deer Club meeting!
[16:01] Koshitan
And so, we will now begin our first meeting
to discuss our club's course of action!
[16:06] Nokotan
Something's happening.
[16:07] Anko
She's cute when she's serious, too.
[16:10] Koshitan
Shut your mouths!
[16:12] Koshitan
You've done nothing but laze around
since the new term started!
[16:14] Koshitan
Don't you have any pride as
members of the Deer Club?!
[16:16] Narrator
Definition of said pride left open.
[16:18] Nokotan
I dunno what to tell you.
[16:20] Koshitan
You make me so sad...
[16:22] Koshitan
We worked so hard to
establish the Deer Club...
[16:24] Koshitan
The Deer Club!
[16:26] Koshitan
If people find out how lazy this club is...
[16:29] Koshitan
We'll receive less club funds,
[16:30] Koshitan
and even though I rose to the ranks
of student council president,
[16:32] Koshitan
my reputation will go into the gutter!
[16:35] Bashame
Bashame was surprised that Koshitan-senpai
used to be a delinquent,
[16:39] Bashame
but seeing you be so frank
is pretty funny, too.
[16:43] Anko
That's another reason she's so cute.
SIGN Deer Club meeting!
[16:45] Koshitan
We can't go on like this!
[16:46] Koshitan
We're all going to decide
our goals for the year!
[16:49] Nokotan; Anko; Bashame
Okay!
[16:50] Koshitan
First off, Shikanoko!
SIGN Deer Club meeting!
[16:53] Koshitan
As our club's resident deer and their
senpai deer, tell your kohai your goals!
[16:59] Nokotan
Hm, let's see. I...
[17:02] Nokotan
Oh, I wanna get in a tub
filled with deer crackers!
[17:06] Koshitan
Absolutely not.
[17:06] Nokotan
Boo. That was fast.
[17:08] Koshitan
Are you planning to waste all of
our club funds on deer crackers?!
[17:11] Koshitan
That's not what I'm asking here!
Think of something better!
[17:14] Nokotan
Hm... Other than that...
[17:17] Nokotan
Yeah, I don't got any.
[17:19] Koshitan
You're the one who made the
damn Deer Club, aren't you?!
[17:22] Koshitan
Why'd you even make it?!
[17:25] Koshitan
She's useless. She's gonna set
a bad example for the others.
SIGN Deer Club meeting!
[17:28] Koshitan
Next! Deer-in-training, Bashame!
[17:36] Koshitan
Stop making rice in the clubhouse!
[17:38] Bashame
Want some, Koshitan-senpai?
[17:39] Koshitan
No!
[17:40] Koshitan
You even said that you wanted to become a
deer, so you must have some goals in mind!
[17:46] Bashame
Hm... Lessee...
[17:50] Bashame
Bashame wants to make a rice paddy!
[17:53] Koshitan
Say what now?
[17:54] Koshitan
A-A rice paddy...?
[17:55] Bashame
A rice field will work, too.
[17:57] Koshitan
Sorry, you've lost me.
[17:59] Bashame
Bashame came to a realization.
[18:01] Bashame
In order to survive as a deer in this
savanna known as modern society,
[18:06] Bashame
you need to be self-sufficient!
[18:09] Bashame
So first, I'm gonna make a rice paddy
right next to the clubhouse.
[18:12] Bashame
Bashame's gonna be a good deer
and grow some good rice!
[18:15] Koshitan
Why the deer part?!
[18:17] Narrator
Look forward to episode 10.
SIGN Deer Club meeting!
[18:19] Koshitan
Damn it. All of you are hopeless.
[18:21] Koshitan
Anko, you're my only hope!
[18:24] Anko
Hm, let's see...
[18:26] Anko
I just joined the Deer Club so
I could help you, Onee-chan.
[18:30] Anko
So I guess I just want to stay by your
side and continue to support you.
[18:34] Koshitan
A-Anko! Well said, my dear sister!
[18:38] Koshitan
You're the only one I can rely on!
[18:39] Anko
And if possible, I want to make it
so you can't survive without me.
[18:44] Koshitan
Yikes! You're terrifying!
SIGN Deer Club meeting!
[18:45] Koshitan
Give me back the admiration
I felt three seconds ago!
[18:49] Nokotan
Well, what do you want to do, Koshitan?
[18:52] Koshitan
Heh! Unlike you bozos, I've thought this out!
[18:56] Anko
Okay, and?
[18:57] Koshitan
I thought up a lot, so to start off...
[19:00] Nokotan
To start off?
[19:01] Koshitan
I want to make this clubhouse even cuter!
[19:06] Nokotan
It's already plenty cute...
[19:09] Koshitan
Nah, I mean, this building was
originally an old shed, right?
[19:13] Koshitan
We can just rebuild it to be cuter, and...
[19:15] Nokotan
Koshitan's idea has the least
to do with the Deer Club.
[19:18] Anko
Should the student council president
be so blatantly corrupt?
[19:21] Bashame
I believe they call this pigeonholing.
[19:23] Koshitan
Hey, it's not a bad thing to make
the clubhouse more efficient!
[19:27] Koshitan
It's the president's job to make
this space more livable for deer!
[19:31] Nokotan
In that case, I should be able
to get my deer cracker bath.
[19:35] Bashame
And Bashame's rice paddy!
[19:37] Anko
And my wish to do all kinds of
naughty things with you, Onee-chan!
[19:41] Koshitan
I think your wording changed a bit, Anko!
[19:43] Nokotan
Not to mention, you're wrong, Koshitan!
[19:46] Nokotan
The Deer Club's duty is to take care of deer!
[19:49] Nokotan
Since you're in charge of taking care of me,
you should take care of me more!
[19:52] Nokotan
At this rate, I'm going to
get sick of you and leave!
[19:55] Koshitan
What?!
[19:56] Anko
Which would mean there would no
longer be any deer in the Deer Club,
[20:00] Anko
and the Deer Club would have to disband.
[20:02] Koshitan
Uh...
[20:03] Bashame
And then Koshitan-senpai will
be questioned about her role
[20:06] Bashame
in disbanding the Deer Club!
[20:08] Koshitan
Uh, hello?!
[20:10] Nokotan
So before we even discuss any course
of action, I request we treat deer better!
SIGN Take Care of Your Deer
[20:16] Koshitan
I hate that she's actually making sense.
[20:19] Koshitan
Damn it... Then what am I supposed to do?
[20:23] Nokotan
Brush me!
[20:25] Koshitan
That's so mundane.
[20:26] Nokotan
Here.
[20:28] Nokotan
Okay, bring it on!
[20:36] Bashame
Oho! So to become an even better deer,
brushing is essential!
[20:41] Bashame
Bashame has learned something!
You're amazing, Nokotan-senpai.
[20:46] Koshitan
Honestly, I don't think
brushing's that important.
[20:49] Bashame
Koshitan-senpai! Bashame's head
is open for business, too!
[20:52] Koshitan
Seriously?
[20:54] Bashame
Bashame has no interest in you,
[20:56] Bashame
but if you absolutely insist on brushing
Bashame's hair, Bashame won't mind!
[21:03] Koshitan
Why are you talking down to me?!
And I never even said that!
[21:09] Anko
You girls—no, you vermin.
[21:13] Anko
I guess you don't understand a thing
about your caretaker, my sister.
[21:17] Anko
But that makes sense.
[21:19] Anko
You two vermin only just met her,
while I have fifteen years' experience.
[21:23] Anko
Yes, which means...
[21:26] Anko
I have the highest aptitude to become
the resident deer of the Deer Club!
[21:30] Koshitan
When the hell did you become a deer?!
I thought you were my caretaker?!
[21:35] Anko
Come on, Onee-chan. Tell them.
[21:37] Anko
You'd rather brush my hair than those
two invasive pests, right? Right?
[21:42] Koshitan
Dear god, the pressure...
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[21:44] Nokotan
Then we'll just have to fight
to see who's the real deer here!
[21:48] Anko
Bring it on!
[21:49] Bashame
Bashame won't lose!
[21:51] Koshitan
We're supposed to be having
a meeting here, damn it!
[21:53] Anko
I'm the deer! Deer! Deer!
[21:58] Anko
Deer! Deer!
[21:58] Neko
Uh-huh...
[22:00] Neko
So this is the pesky Deer Club...
E4 - The Deer Club in the Crosshairs
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SIGN Student Council Office
[00:00] Koshitan
The new school term has finally begun.
[00:03] Koshitan
I look forward to working with you all
as members of the new student council.
[00:09] Koshitan
Let us all work together so we can set
good examples for the other students,
[00:13] Koshitan
and let's do our best for the student
council and Hinominami High School!
[00:17] Koshitan
That's the stuff right there!
[00:19] Koshitan
Shikanoko made me lose focus for a while,
but this is what I've been striving for!
[00:25] Narrator
Koshitan had no idea...
[00:27] Narrator
that the student council had a secret.
[00:29] Narrator
Namely...
[00:34] Narrator
One of these three was determined
to disband the Deer Club!
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[00:39] Narrator
Meanwhile! At the very Deer Club
that they had set their sights on...
[00:43] Narrator
Nokotan was taking a nap out in the sun.
SIGN Napping in the sun
is another club activity
SIGN The Deer Club in the Crosshairs
SIGN This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
[02:25] Koshitan
We've got some work piled up,
so let's get right to it.
[02:29] Koshitan
Let's see...
[02:30] Koshitan
First, we should make some
brochures for the new students.
[02:33] Koshitan
We just need to print this...
[02:35] Neko
President.
SIGN Nekoyamada Neko, 3rd-Year
Position: Vice President
[02:37] Neko
I've already done the printing.
[02:40] Koshitan
Huh?
[02:42] Koshitan
Wait, you prepared all
of these, Nekoyamada-san?
[02:45] Koshitan
Wow, you're amazing!
[02:47] Neko
Heh. You bet I am!
[02:49] Neko
Thank me more and bow down to me!
[02:52] Neko
Because my ambition is to defeat you!
SIGN Koshi Torako
SIGN Koshi Torako
SIGN Koshi Torako
SIGN To a School Filled with Smiles
SIGN To a School Filled with Smiles
[03:00] (Flashback) Students
Congratulations to our new
student council president!
SIGN To a bright future!
SIGN Nekoyamada Neko
[03:03] (Flashback) Students
Koshi-san! Look this way!
[03:04] Students
Koshi-san!
[03:04] (Flashback) Neko
What's her deal?
[03:06] Neko
She gets good grades, and the
whole student body loves her...
[03:10] (Flashback) Neko
What's her deal?
SIGN 1st Hinominami High School
Chitty Chitty King of Koshi Torako Competition!!
[03:12] Neko
And apparently that nonsensical Deer Club
is gaining popularity, too...
SIGN 1st Hinominami High School
Chitty Chitty King of Koshi Torako Competition!!
[03:17] (Flashback) Neko
What's her deal?!
[03:20] Neko
I've made up my mind!
[03:22] Neko
I'm gonna make her mess up,
force the Deer Club into disbandment,
[03:25] Neko
and drag her off her throne
[03:27] Neko
as student council president
and the most popular girl in school!
[03:31] Neko
In order to do that...
[03:32] Neko
I need to find her weakness!
[03:35] Narrator
This series loves to immediately
reveal who the enemy is.
[03:40] Koshitan
Thanks, Nekoyamada-san.
You always work so fast.
[03:44] Neko
Honestly, I think you're just
too slow at your job, President.
[03:47] Neko
Who knows what's going to happen
with someone like you in charge?
[03:51] Koshitan
She's always grumpy,
but she always does a great job.
[03:55] Koshitan
I don't think she's a bad person.
[04:00] Neko
Up we go...
[04:03] Neko
Come on, President!
[04:05] Neko
Stop dawdling and get to work!
[04:08] Koshitan
She has a stepstool?!
[04:10] Koshitan
How adorable!
[04:12] Neko
Hey, are you listening?
[04:14] Neko
Hey! Listen to me! Hey!
SIGN Nekoyamada Neko
Note: 132 cm in height
Belongings: Personal stepstool
[04:18] Tanuki
Um, President!
[04:19] Koshitan
Huh?
[04:21] Tanuki
I finished sorting these printouts!
SIGN Tanukikoji Kinu, 2nd-Year
Position: Secretary
[04:29] Koshitan
Thanks, Tanukikoji-san. This is a huge help.
[04:32] Tanuki
I-It's nothing! This is about
all I can do, after all!
[04:35] Koshitan
Then all that's left is...
[04:38] Koshitan
Oh? I think the order
might be a bit off here...
[04:41] Tanuki
Huh?
[04:43] Tanuki
I'm... so... so-so... sor...
sorr... I'm so sorry...
[04:48] Koshitan
She looks like her whole world just ended!
[04:51] Koshitan
I-It's okay, Tanukikoji-san!
We can fix it together!
[04:54] Tanuki
No!
[04:55] Tanuki
I shouldn't be in the student council
when I can't even do simple desk work!
[04:59] Tanuki
I should never have joined!
[05:01] Koshitan
That's not true. Everyone messes up
every once in a while.
[05:05] Tanuki
But...
[05:06] Tanuki
If... these printouts had gone to the
first-years while still out of order...
[05:14] Tanuki
The new school term would've
been thrown into chaos!
[05:17] Koshitan
Er, no. You're overreacting.
[05:20] Tanuki
Because of me... we'd be denounced
by the whole student body...
[05:24] Tanuki
and trust in the student
council would crumble...
SIGN Because of One Member's Mistake...
[05:27] Tanuki
And then Koshi-san would have to take
responsibility for it and resign...
SIGN Why Did They Disband?
SIGN Disbanded!
What Will Happen to the Student Council?!
[05:30] Tanuki
then flee the school in shame.
[05:33] Koshitan
Wow, your imagination is intense.
[05:36] Tanuki
If that were to happen, I... I...
[05:40] Tanuki
I'll cut open my stomach right
in front of the student body!
[05:43] Koshitan
You don't need to go that hard
just to take responsibility!
[05:46] Koshitan
Hm...
[05:47] Koshitan
The student council members are
honestly also pretty unique.
[05:51] Koshitan
The only one left is...
SIGN Council
SIGN 1st-Years Brochure
SIGN Tsubameya Chiharu, 2nd-Year
Position: Treasurer
[06:08] Koshitan
B-By the way, why did you join the
student council, Tsubameya-san?
[06:13] Tsubame
Kinu invited me.
[06:15] Koshitan
I-I see.
[06:19] Koshitan
I-Is there anything you'd like
to do as the student council?
[06:23] Tsubame
Not really.
[06:34] Koshitan
Huh? It's like talking to a wall!
[06:37] Koshitan
What? Is this what modern
high school girls are like?
[06:41] Narrator
Koshitan is also a modern high school girl.
[06:43] Koshitan
But we're going to have to work
together for the next year.
[06:47] Koshitan
I need to get closer to her.
[06:49] Tsubame
Um...
[06:50] Koshitan
Huh? Oh, yes?
[06:52] Tsubame
There's something I'd like to ask you.
[06:55] Tsubame
President, um... I...
[07:01] Tsubame
I heard that you're also the
president of the Deer Club.
[07:05] Tsubame
Is that true?
[07:07] Koshitan
Huh? Yes, I am... Why do you ask?
[07:10] Tsubame
No reason.
[07:18] Koshitan
Uh, what? Why did you ask?
[07:20] Koshitan
Did the Deer Club's idiocy get out?!
[07:24] Koshitan
I'm just gonna take this chance...
[07:28] Koshitan
Tsubameya-san, did you possibly
want to join the Deer Club?
SIGN Glare
[07:34] Koshitan
What?! No, really, what?!
[07:37] Koshitan
What kind of emotion are you
even feeling right now?!
[07:39] Neko
Yes, excellent work, Tsubame and Tanuki!
[07:41] Neko
Keep applying pressure
to her, just like that.
[07:46] Neko
At this rate, she'll reveal
her weakness in no time!
SIGN Ba-Bam
[07:53] Koshitan
Whew. We managed to finish somehow.
[07:56] Koshitan
Great job, everyone.
[07:58] Tanuki
I'm so sorry that I'm so useless...
[08:01] Koshitan
Oh, look at the time.
[08:03] Koshitan
I need to hurry over to my club.
[08:06] Neko
Oh, fine. I guess I'll just take care of
locking up the student council office.
[08:11] Koshitan
Oh, really?
[08:13] Koshitan
Wow, thank you so much!
[08:14] Koshitan
You're the best, Vice President!
You're so reliable!
[08:19] Nokotan
Ah.
[08:20] Nokotan
Koshitan, you're late.
[08:22] Koshitan
Shut it! I was late getting out
of my student council duties.
[08:31] Neko
Whew... We're finally done for the day.
[08:35] Neko
Okay, we should head home to—
[08:38] Neko
O-Oh, no!
[08:39] Neko
I was so busy working that I couldn't
do anything about the Deer Club!
[08:46] Narrator
You've got this, Neko-chan!
[08:47] Narrator
The battle to disband the Deer Club
has only just begun!
SIGN Ibaraki Prefecture
Kashima Jingu
SIGN Ibaraki Prefecture
Kashima Jingu
Mitarashi Pond
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[09:02] Koshitan
I, Koshi Torako, am the president of the
Deer Club as well as the student council.
[09:07] Koshitan
On the outside, I'm an honor student.
[09:09] Koshitan
But the truth is, I'm a former delinquent,
[09:12] Koshitan
and I'd be in huge trouble if anyone other
than the Deer Club members found that out.
[09:16] Koshitan
Yes! Even in times like this!
[09:18] Nokotan
Ah, Koshitan. You've got a guest.
[09:23] Koshitan
T-Tsubameya-san, welcome.
[09:26] Koshitan
You've come to visit the Deer Club?
[09:29] Tsubame
Thank you for having me.
[09:31] Koshitan
Wait, what? What's even happening here?!
[09:33] Koshitan
Why's Tsubameya at the Deer Club?!
[09:36] Koshitan
Wait, is she actually interested
in the Deer Club after all?
[09:40] Tsubame
The Deer Club... is great.
[09:43] Koshitan
Shoot! At this rate, she'll find out
what I'm like in the Deer Club, and—
[09:48] Tsubame
So, President... I guess
you're a former delinquent.
[09:53] Koshitan
In that case...
[09:54] Koshitan
I'm just gonna have to act like an
honor student in the Deer Club, too!
[09:59] Koshitan
Shikanoko-san, may I have a moment?
[10:03] Koshitan
Listen here, you.
[10:05] Koshitan
Don't you dare pull anything while she's here.
[10:07] Nokotan
Huh? How come?
[10:09] Koshitan
You hear me?!
[10:10] Nokotan
I don't really understand, but okie-doe-kie!
[10:13] Koshitan
Tsubameya-san, thanks for
visiting the Deer Club today—
[10:18] Bashame
So, Tsubame-senpai, do you prefer
Akita Komachi or Yumepirika rice?
[10:25] Anko
I won't let anyone interfere with my
messy relationship with my sister.
[10:36] Koshitan
By the way, Tsubameya-san,
[10:38] Koshitan
do you know what kind of activities
the Deer Club participates in?
[10:42] Tsubameya
Activities?
[10:43] Koshitan
This might just work!
[10:46] Koshitan
The Deer Club participates in all
sorts of activities. For example...
[10:50] Nokotan
We interact with actual deer sometimes,
and this is what Koshitan does to them.
[10:55] Koshitan
Take it off! Take off that costume!
[11:02] Koshitan
Hey! I told you not to pull anything!
[11:04] Koshitan
And why do you have this footage, anyway?!
[11:06] Nokotan
It's a recording of episode 3 from last week.
[11:10] Nokotan
All I did was show just how well
you communicated with a wild deer
[11:13] Nokotan
as a part of the Deer Club's activities.
[11:16] Koshitan
What part of "anything" don't you understand?
Also, that deer wasn't wild!
[11:20] Bashame
Aha... A self-written original song
is a true sign of one's shady past.
[11:26] Anko
Well done, Onee-chan.
All that singing in the bath paid off.
SIGN Deer Crackers
SIGN Deer Crackers
[11:33] Tsubame
Shady past...
[11:34] Koshitan
Y-You've got the wrong idea, Tsubameya-san!
[11:36] Koshitan
I was just fooling around in this clip—
[11:39] Nokotan
Fooling around?!
[11:40] Nokotan
So you just considered that
fooling around, Koshitan?!
[11:44] Nokotan
I'm sure Tsunoda-san is
crying right about now!
[11:46] Koshitan
Shut your mouth and stop
making this more complicated!
[11:48] Koshitan
Also, who's this Tsunoda-san?
SIGN Munch Munch
[11:52] Nokotan
Oh, Tsunoda-san.
[11:53] Koshitan
You again?! You're escaping way too often!
[11:57] Koshitan
O-Oh, crap. Um... Um...
[12:00] Koshitan
For now, have some tea!
Please enjoy some tea!
[12:03] Tsubame
Thank you very much.
[12:07] Koshitan
But seriously... I really have
no idea what she's thinking.
SIGN Koshi
[12:12] Koshitan
I don't think she's a bad person...
but I definitely sense a wall between us.
[12:17] Koshitan
Huh?
[12:19] Koshitan
What?!
[12:20] Koshitan
You friggin' moron!
What the heck are you doing?!
[12:25] Nokotan
What? I'm showing our guest hospitality.
[12:28] Koshitan
Well, don't show hospitality with deer snacks!
[12:30] Koshitan
I-I'm so sorry, Tsubameya-san.
Our deer can be so strange at times—
[12:38] Koshitan
Whut?
[12:39] Koshitan
Uh... She seems really
happy for some reason...
[12:43] Nokotan
Aw... It was totally worth it
if it made you this happy.
[12:49] Nokotan
I know! You can have this special treat, too.
SIGN Aaagghhh...
SIGN Mrrraaaah...
SIGN Splosh...
SIGN Rustle Rustle
[12:54] Nokotan
Here.
[12:54] Koshitan
Grass?!
[12:55] Koshitan
Come on! There's no human on Earth
that'd enjoy receiving grass—
[13:02] Koshitan
I was wrong! There's literally
one right in front of me!
[13:05] Koshitan
Th-This is weird.
She hardly ever reacts to me,
[13:10] Koshitan
but she seems so happy
at anything Shikanoko does.
[13:13] Koshitan
I want my kohai to be friendly with me, too!
[13:16] Koshitan
I want them to respect me as their senpai!
[13:18] Koshitan
I don't want to lose to Shikanoko!
[13:21] Narrator
Koshitan did her best.
[13:23] Narrator
As if coaxing a stubborn neighborhood dog,
[13:25] Narrator
she did all she could to curry favor with the
kohai who barely acknowledged her existence.
[13:31] Narrator
But...
SIGN One hour later...
SIGN Cozy...
SIGN Cozy...
[13:33] Narrator
She was resoundingly defeated!
[13:35] Narrator
Utterly and absolutely annihilated!
[13:39] Koshitan
Could it be that she actually hates me?
[13:43] Tsubame
Um...
[13:44] Tsubame
I'll be taking my leave now.
[13:46] Tsubame
Thank you for everything.
[13:49] Koshitan
Oh... Okay.
[13:51] Nokotan
Bye, now! Come by again sometime!
[13:55] Tsubame
I will.
[14:00] Nokotan
That girl's got quite the eye.
She knows good grass when she sees it.
[14:06] Koshitan
Status lowered... as a senpai...
[14:13] Tsubame
I'm home.
[14:14] Tsubame's older brother
Ah, Chiharu. Welcome home—Hm?!
[14:17] Tsubame's older brother
What's with that look? Hey, Chiharu?!
[14:21] (Flashback) Nokotan
Come by again sometime!
[14:24] Tsubame
I was able to... I was able to speak
with Senpai... With Nokotan-senpai!
[14:29] Narrator
Allow me to explain!
[14:30] Narrator
Tsubameya Chiharu may seem
like a girl who's cool and calm...
[14:34] Narrator
But in reality, she's a huge fan of Nokotan.
[14:38] Tsubame
Nokotan-senpai was even cuter up close!
[14:42] Narrator
Figuring that having her acquaintance
Koshitan around would help break the ice,
[14:46] Narrator
she built up her courage to visit Nokotan!
[14:49] Tsubame
Come to think of it,
[14:51] Tsubame
I was so envious of the president being
able to speak to Noko-senpai so casually
[14:55] Tsubame
that I kept glaring at her...
[14:58] Tsubame
I hope I didn't make her feel bad.
[15:04] Narrator
The next day...
[15:06] Koshitan
I ain't gonna lose!
[15:07] Koshitan
I ain't gonna lose to Shikanoko,
out of all things!
SIGN Kohai high school how to get along with
[15:09] Koshitan
I'm gonna be a senpai
respected by her kohai!
[15:20] Tanuki
Oh, I-I'm so sorry!
[15:22] Koshitan
Tanukikoji-san?
[15:24] Tanuki
Oh, President...
[15:27] Tanuki
I'm sorry, President...
for dragging you along on my errand.
[15:33] Koshitan
It's quite all right. I don't have
anything on my hands right now,
[15:35] Koshitan
and it'll be done quicker with the two of us.
[15:38] Narrator
Senpai who are respected
by their kohai, example one:
[15:41] Narrator
Senpai who immediately help out.
[15:44] Tanuki
President... Thank you very much.
SIGN Feeeeels...
[15:47] Koshitan
Let's see... You needed to
count the equipment, right?
[15:52] Koshitan
But you know, this is my first time
entering the gym shed.
[15:55] Tanuki
Me, too.
[15:56] Koshitan
Oh! In manga, someone always
gets trapped in one of these!
[16:01] Narrator
Senpai who are respected
by their kohai, example two:
[16:03] Narrator
Senpai who tell casual jokes.
[16:06] Koshitan
Wouldn't it be funny
if we got trapped in here?
SIGN Clack
[16:10] Boy Student A
Hey, first-year! I told you to
properly lock the shed down!
[16:14] Boy Student B
Sorry, sir!
[16:16] Koshitan
Wait—
[16:17] Koshitan
We're still in here!
SIGN Silence...
[16:23] Koshitan
Tanukikoji-san, are you all right?
[16:26] Tanuki
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha, wha,
wha... Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What...
[16:28] Tanuki
What, what, what, what should we d-d-d-d-do?!
[16:30] Koshitan
Yeah, she's not okay at all!
[16:32] Koshitan
Man, talk about a cliché!
[16:36] Koshitan
Hm... This isn't good.
[16:38] Koshitan
Even if I were to yell for help,
people rarely pass by this place.
[16:41] Koshitan
And I left my phone in my bag.
[16:46] Koshitan
Tanukikoji-san, what are you...
SIGN Mom, Dad, Love-tan,
Please forgive me
for leaving you behind...
[16:49] Koshitan
What?!
[16:49] Koshitan
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Stop that!
[16:52] Koshitan
This isn't even funny!
[16:53] Tanuki
B-But we may never get to leave this place!
[16:57] Koshitan
Oh, come on! How did you even
arrive at that conclusion?
[17:01] Tanuki
Getting locked in a gym shed
is a cliché in rom-coms.
[17:05] Tanuki
But for me to be stuck in that
situation with you, President,
[17:07] Tanuki
is just too overwhelming and impossible.
[17:10] Tanuki
Which means that the only thing left is...
[17:13] Tanuki
The passing days with no one to help us...
[17:16] Tanuki
Our bodies becoming weaker...
[17:18] Tanuki
Our sanity leaving us...
[17:19] Tanuki
And finally...
[17:20] Tanuki
The inescapable grasp of death!
[17:22] Tanuki
And then we'll end up haunting
Hinominami High School,
[17:24] Tanuki
our story passed down as urban legend until
someone makes a really boring video about us!
[17:31] Koshitan
She's literally floating...
[17:32] Koshitan
Her train of thought's gotten totally derailed.
[17:34] Koshitan
And her imagination is way out there.
[17:36] Koshitan
I-It'll be okay.
[17:38] Koshitan
Before any of that happens, someone will
get worried about us and come looking.
[17:43] Koshitan
Hm?
[17:45] Tanuki
I hear something...
[17:47] Koshitan
That voice...
[17:53] Koshitan
Shikanoko?!
[17:54] Koshitan
What the hell is she doing here?
[17:56] Koshitan
Actually, that doesn't matter right now!
[17:59] Koshitan
Hey, deer!
[18:00] Koshitan
Er, Shikanoko-san! It's me! Koshi Torako!
SIGN "Let's Become a Family in Hino"
SIGN Lyrics, Vocals, Composition by Shikanoko Noko
SIGN Oh, these poor deer crackers, separated from their pack
SIGN Oh, these poor deer crackers, separated from their pack
SIGN These poor deer crackers with nowhere to go
SIGN These poor deer crackers with nowhere to go
SIGN You were freezing all alone
SIGN You were freezing all alone
SIGN So I scooped you up and headed home
SIGN So I scooped you up and headed home
SIGN On that night
SIGN On that night
[18:32] Koshitan
Shikanoko-san?!
Wait, what even is this song?!
SIGN Oh, we're just a deer and her lone deer crackers
SIGN Oh, we're just a deer and her lone deer crackers
SIGN Shoulder to shoulder, we felt a true bond
SIGN Shoulder to shoulder, we felt a true bond
SIGN It was clearly there
SIGN It was clearly there
SIGN I felt like we became family
SIGN I felt like we became family
[18:51] Koshitan
Hello?! Can you hear me, Shikanoko-san?!
SIGN But the loneliness never truly left your eyes
SIGN But the loneliness never truly left your eyes
SIGN Deep down, I knew
SIGN Deep down, I knew
SIGN That Hino just wouldn't work out
SIGN That Hino just wouldn't work out
SIGN That the deer of Nara
SIGN That the deer of Nara
SIGN Were
SIGN Were
SIGN Calling for you
SIGN Calling for you
[19:11] Koshitan
Wait, you just threw it away!
[19:12] Koshitan
I want a refund of my feels!
[19:14] Koshitan
The hell is this song?!
[19:15] Nokotan
I've got a shot at Kohaku...
No, at the Record Taisho Awards!
[19:19] Koshitan
The hell you do!
[19:20] Nokotan
Well, anyway. Now's not the time for that.
[19:22] Koshitan
Hey! Damn it! Come back here!
[19:26] Koshitan
She left...
[19:29] Koshitan
I guess we're just going to have to
patiently wait for someone to save us,
[19:31] Koshitan
Tanukikoji-san.
[19:33] Koshitan
Huh? Tanukikoji-san? Where'd you go?
[19:36] Tanuki
I'm right here...
[19:37] Koshitan
U-Uh... But why?
[19:39] Tanuki
I'm... reflecting on my actions.
[19:41] Koshitan
Reflecting?
[19:43] Tanuki
It must be my fault that
we got trapped in here.
[19:46] Tanuki
I'm being punished.
[19:49] Koshitan
You can talk to me.
[19:50] Tanuki
Huh?
[19:51] Koshitan
I'm not sure what you'd be
getting punished for...
[19:54] Koshitan
But I might be able to
help you out in some way.
[20:00] Tanuki
President...
[20:01] Narrator
Senpai who are respected
by their kohai, example three:
[20:04] Narrator
Senpai that are willing to hear you out.
[20:06] Tanuki
The other day, when my class was
doing self-introductions...
[20:10] Koshitan
Self-introductions?
[20:12] Tanuki
I've barely ever cooked anything in my life,
[20:15] Tanuki
but I lied and said my hobby was cooking.
[20:18] Koshitan
Why is her crime so damn adorable?
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Though she's acting like an honor student, deep down, she's a delinquent whose whole existence is a lie
SIGN Rattle Rattle
[20:25] Tanuki
The dish I'm best at is eggs
over rice (shells included)!
[20:28] Tanuki
And yet, I had the nerve
to join the student council,
[20:31] Tanuki
so I'm being punished for lying!
[20:33] Koshitan
You are entirely too negative!
[20:35] Koshitan
It's okay! Just come out!
[20:37] Tanuki
No! I'm going to repent in here
for the rest of my life!
[20:43] Koshitan
Th-The door!
[20:50] Koshitan
Sh-Shikanoko-san!
[20:53] Nokotan
Oh, hey, it's Koshitan.
[20:57] Koshitan
D-Did you come to save us?
[21:00] Nokotan
What are you talking about?
[21:01] Nokotan
I just came to get some of the mushrooms
I was secretly growing in the vaulting box.
[21:06] Koshitan
You've seriously been doing that?!
[21:08] Nokotan
What are you doing in here, Koshitan?
[21:11] Nokotan
Playing hide-and-seek?
[21:12] Koshitan
Huh? No, I wasn't, uh...
[21:15] Nokotan
Wait a minute... Were you after my mushrooms?
[21:17] Koshitan
The hell I was!
[21:19] Nokotan
Of course not! I was so excited
to finally pick them today!
[21:30] Nokotan
Are you a poacher?!
[21:32] Tanuki
Eek! I'm so sorry!
[21:34] Koshitan
Says the one who's illegally
growing mushrooms!
[21:37] Narrator
Koshitan and Tanuki made it out alive!
[21:47] Tanuki
Seconds, please.
[21:48] Koshitan
Huh?
[21:50] Koshitan
Huh?!
[21:52] Koshitan
Huh? Huh? Huh?
SIGN Student Council Office
[21:58] Neko
Why isn't anyone here?!
E5 - Grab Her Weakness!!
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
[00:01] NARRATOR
The former-delinquent-turned-
pseudo-honor-student Koshitan
[00:04] NARRATOR
occasionally wakes up early
to keep up her honor student pretense.
[00:08] KOSHITAN
I feel like someone out there
is sarcastically dissing me.
[00:12] KOSHITAN
Behold.
[00:13] KOSHITAN
That weird deer girl has somewhat
thrown me off my game lately,
[00:17] KOSHITAN
but when I, the prim and proper
Koshi Torako, have my wits about me,
[00:20] KOSHITAN
I shine brightest in the morning sun.
[00:27] KOSHITAN
A letter?
[00:27] NOKOTAN
A letter?
SIGN Grab Her Weakness!!
[02:06] NOKOTAN
Notsu!
[02:06] KOSHITAN
What're you doing here so early?
[02:08] KOSHITAN
You usually barely make it
in the nick of time!
[02:11] NOKOTAN
I rolled over in bed this morning,
and then here I was.
[02:14] KOSHITAN
How much do you toss and turn?!
[02:15] NOKOTAN
Roll, roll.
[02:16] NARRATOR
This much.
[02:18] KOSHITAN
Anyway, I can't believe you managed to sneak
up on me, the former top delinquent in Hino.
[02:23] KOSHITAN
Where have my kill-or-be-killed instincts gone?
[02:26] NOKOTAN
I'm always in life-or-death situations, too.
SIGN Hunters' Association
[03:00] NOKOTAN
Notsu!
[03:08] KOSHITAN
Pull the other one!
What are you, some kind of fugitive?!
[03:10] NOKOTAN
A letter in your shoe locker...
[03:14] NOKOTAN
You think it's a love letter?
[03:15] KOSHITAN
L-Love...
[03:19] NOKOTAN
Hm? First time getting one?
[03:22] KOSHITAN
A-As if!
[03:23] KOSHITAN
I know a girl as pretty as myself might seem
like she's out of everyone's league...
[03:28] KOSHITAN
But I figured I'd be getting one of these soon.
[03:32] NOKOTAN
Stare...
[03:33] KOSHITAN
What's with that look?
[03:34] KOSHITAN
What, have you gotten
love letters before, then?
[03:38] NOKOTAN
Nope!
[03:39] KOSHITAN
You haven't?!
[03:41] KOSHITAN
Why are you acting all high-and-mighty, then?
[03:44] NOKOTAN
I haven't yet,
[03:46] NOKOTAN
but I feel an aura coming
from my locker as we speak.
[03:50] NOKOTAN
The aura of another love letter.
[03:52] KOSHITAN
Wha?
[03:54] NOKOTAN
My antlers speak of it.
[03:56] KOSHITAN
I find that hard to believe.
[03:59] KOSHITAN
But...
[04:00] KOSHITAN
After what happened the other day...
[04:03] NOKOTAN
The time is now!
[04:04] NOKOTAN
Open!
[04:07] KOSHITAN
You got nothing.
[04:09] KOSHITAN
She's in pain! Lots of it!
[04:11] KOSHITAN
D-Don't let it get to ya.
[04:14] KOSHITAN
These things are all about
timing and happenstance.
[04:19] NOKOTAN
...ever.
[04:19] KOSHITAN
Huh?
[04:20] NOKOTAN
Whatever! I bet the TV stations,
streaming companies, and Kodansha
[04:24] NOKOTAN
are all getting truckloads
of fan mail addressed to me!
[04:28] KOSHITAN
Wh-What're you even talking about?
[04:30] NARRATOR
Please send her some, if you'd like.
[04:32] NOKOTAN
So? Are you gonna go out with the sender?
[04:36] KOSHITAN
Huh? Go out?
[04:38] KOSHITAN
Hang on. We don't know
that it's a love letter yet.
[04:41] KOSHITAN
A-A-And I don't know about
jumping straight to going out...
[04:44] NOKOTAN
Get over yourself, you big baby!
[04:47] NOKOTAN
You might be fine with dodging the question,
[04:49] NOKOTAN
but imagine how that'd make the sender feel!
[04:52] NOKOTAN
You need to give this some serious thought!
[04:55] KOSHITAN
F-Facts and logic!
[04:59] NOKOTAN
Take your time, meet them halfway,
[05:02] NOKOTAN
and if you end up feeling
the spark, too, then...
[05:07] NOKOTAN
Love and be loved. Do it for me, too.
[05:10] KOSHITAN
Shikanoko...
[05:12] KOSHITAN
You're right. They put their
heart and soul into this.
[05:16] KOSHITAN
I should take it with an open heart
and an open mind—
SIGN Throwdown Challenge
[05:21] KOSHITAN
Damn it all!
[05:27] KOSHITAN
Say something!
[05:28] KOSHITAN
If you wanna challenge me to a fight,
look me in the eye, woman-to-woman!
[05:31] KOSHITAN
Not that I really thought it was a love
letter or anything! Not for one second!
[05:36] KOSHITAN
Say something, seriously!
[05:42] BADGIRL
Glad you had the guts to show your face,
Koshi Torako, the Wild Beast of Hino!
[05:46] KOSHITAN
And I'm glad to see you
so full of life this morning.
[05:49] BADGIRL
Didja think that was a love letter?
Made your heart skip a beat, did it?
[05:53] BADGIRL
I see you have some weird-ass new pet, too.
[05:57] KOSHITAN
Pet?
[06:00] KOSHITAN
She means you!
[06:02] KOSHITAN
Why'd you come with me, anyway?
[06:04] BADGIRL
Not that it matters.
[06:05] BADGIRL
I'm gonna kick your butt and take the title
of Hino's baddest badass for myself!
[06:10] KOSHITAN
Hate to break it to you, but I live life
on the straight and narrow now.
[06:14] KOSHITAN
I can't have you stalking me, though,
[06:17] KOSHITAN
so I'll end you right now!
[06:21] KOSHITAN
Uh, why are you taking up a fighting stance?
[06:24] NOKOTAN
I'll help you out. Deer Club sisterhood.
[06:27] NOKOTAN
Bring it!
[06:28] KOSHITAN
I don't need your help!
[06:29] NOKOTAN
Koshitan, did you forget who I am?
[06:34] NOKOTAN
I'm a deer-human hybrid.
[06:37] NOKOTAN
The ultimate primate...
[06:41] NOKOTAN
a deer.
[06:41] KOSHITAN
Not sounding too ultimate to me!
[06:44] NARRATOR
Maybe she should try saying that
after she's beaten Yoshida Saori.
[06:48] BADGIRL
Oh, very funny! But you won't be
goofing off for long!
[07:02] BADGIRL
Hi-yah!
[07:04] BADGIRLA
Gotcha!
[07:16] KOSHITAN
They have the numbers
and the weapons advantage.
[07:18] KOSHITAN
Only so much I can do unarmed.
[07:23] NOKOTAN
Use this, Koshitan!
[07:27] KOSHITAN
The hell am I supposed to do with this?!
[07:54] NOKOTAN
Bombing the school gym?
[07:56] NOKOTAN
That's my former delinquent, Koshitan!
[07:58] KOSHITAN
It's your damn fault!
And it sent you flying, too!
SIGN Daily Hino
SIGN Hino High Bombed
SIGN Miraculously No Casualties
[08:05] KOSHITAN
I sure am glad this is a
braindead comedy anime.
SIGN Niigata Prefecture
Yahikoyama Panorama Tower
SIGN Biked here
[08:14] KOSHITAN
Ever since she transferred in,
[08:17] KOSHITAN
she's made my life a living hell.
[08:20] KOSHITAN
And now I've even made the papers.
[08:23] KOSHITAN
I'm left with no choice.
[08:25] KOSHITAN
I must dig up dirt on her!
[08:27] KOSHITAN
So here I am, tailing her after school
on a day we're not meeting at club.
[08:33] KOSHITAN
And she ain't doing squat.
[08:36] KOSHITAN
She's been sitting there for an hour.
[08:39] KOSHITAN
Is she waiting for someone?
Just killing time?
[08:41] KOSHITAN
What is she doing?
[08:43] KOSHITAN
Wait, don't tell me...
[08:45] KOSHITAN
Is she homeless?
[08:53] NOKOTAN
I'm hungry.
[08:55] KOSHITAN
Bingo!
[08:57] KOSHITAN
So she has no home and
no money to even buy food?
[09:01] NOKOTAN
Guess I'll have a snack.
[09:03] KOSHITAN
Those flavor- and aroma-less
antlers are all she has to eat?
[09:07] KOSHITAN
I'm starting to feel sorry for her.
[09:10] KOSHITAN
Oh, well. Guess I'll buy her dinner.
[09:17] NOKOTAN
Yum.
[09:17] KOSHITAN
That's nuts!
[09:19] NARRATOR
Nope, bananas.
[09:20] KOSHITAN
C-Calm down.
[09:22] KOSHITAN
I've just started tailing her.
[09:25] KOSHITAN
I'll let her roam free...
[09:26] NOKOTAN
I'm out.
[09:28] KOSHITAN
...and get dirt on her for sure!
[09:31] NOKOTAN
I should get going.
[09:35] KOSHITAN
Oh? Going home?
[09:37] KOSHITAN
Right, figures she'd have somewhere to go.
SIGN Hino Zoo
[09:51] NOKOTAN
Notsu, Tsunoda-san.
[09:53] TSUNODA
Notsu.
[09:56] KOSHITAN
Hold up. Is this her home?
SIGN Deer
[09:59] KOSHITAN
She's living with Tsunoda?!
[10:00] KOSHITAN
Either way,
[10:02] KOSHITAN
is this a... deer exhibit?
[10:06] KOSHITAN
What's with this bizarre exhibit?
[10:08] KOSHITAN
Have you lost your mind, Hino Zoo?!
[10:10] GIRLFRIEND
Hey, deer!
[10:13] BOYFRIEND
How cute.
[10:14] NOKOTAN
Welcome to Hino Zoo.
[10:16] BOYFRIEND
It talked!
[10:17] GIRLFRIEND
It's so smart!
[10:18] KOSHITAN
Wait, you're allowed to talk?
[10:21] NOKOTAN
This here's a deer exhibit.
[10:24] KOSHITAN
Whoa, now she stepped up.
[10:25] BOYFRIEND
It stood up!
[10:26] GIRLFRIEND
Deer are amazing!
[10:28] KOSHITAN
What do they think deer are?
[10:29] NARRATOR
The very concept of deer
begins to shift in her mind.
[10:32] NOKOTAN
In the deer corner, you can feed a deer.
[10:35] GIRLFRIEND
I'd like to try.
[10:37] BOYFRIEND
Yeah, let's do it.
[10:38] NOKOTAN
That'll be 300 yen per person.
[10:39] KOSHITAN
You're charging?!
[10:44] NOKOTAN
Here.
[10:45] GIRLFRIEND
Wow! I've never seen deer
crackers in real life before!
[10:48] GIRLFRIEND
Which ones do I feed?
[10:51] GIRLFRIEND
Hey, a fawn?
[10:53] GIRLFRIEND
Come here.
[10:54] GIRLFRIEND
Deer cracker for you.
[10:56] GIRLFRIEND
Say "aah"...
[11:01] GIRLFRIEND
What's with this deer? Unhand me!
SIGN The bananas weren't enough
[11:05] KOSHITAN
She sells deer crackers
and then eats them herself?
[11:07] GIRLFRIEND
Quit it already!
[11:09] GIRLFRIEND
And stop licking my hand! Gross!
[11:09] KOSHITAN
Forget dirt. I'm only
digging up more questions.
[11:12] KOSHITAN
And, heck...
[11:14] KOSHITAN
Why's everyone just accepting
her as part of the exhibit?
[11:17] KOSHITAN
Am I the crazy one?
[11:19] GIRLFRIEND
Yikes, what the heck?
[11:22] PA
It's time for Hino Zoo's
famous deer procession.
[11:28] PA
Please leave ample room
in the walkways as you wait.
[11:30] KOSHITAN
Deer procession?
[11:40] KOSHITAN
Talk about a wild ride!
[11:42] KOSHITAN
Wh-What is this?
[11:43] KOSHITAN
Don't these things usually
feature smaller animals?
[11:47] MITSU
Oh, how adorable. And those
antlers are magnificent.
[11:51] MITSU
The deer are opening hearts everywhere.
[11:53] KOSHITAN
Who the heck are you?
[11:55] MITSU
Feast your eyes.
[11:56] KOSHITAN
Huh?
[11:58] KOSHITAN
Now what?!
[12:04] KOSHITAN
What's with this illusion?
[12:07] KOSHITAN
And it's a hit for some reason!
[12:09] KIDA
The Deer-neesama's wearing a sailor uniform!
[12:13] KOSHITAN
The hell's a Deer-neesama?!
[12:14] KIDB
It's like I'm in a deer meadow.
[12:17] KOSHITAN
And what's a deer meadow?
[12:19] MITSU
"The Chosen One will descend upon deer
territory, clad in sailor uniform."
[12:25] MITSU
The legend was true!
[12:28] KOSHITAN
That wasn't foreshadowed at all, though!
[12:31] NOKOTAN
Huh? Koshitan!
[12:32] KOSHITAN
Ack.
[12:33] NOKOTAN
What're you doing here?
[12:36] NOKOTAN
And why're you dressed like that?
[12:39] KOSHITAN
Uh, I was just walking around
'cause I was bored.
[12:42] KOSHITAN
The zoo can be good fun every now and then.
[12:45] NOKOTAN
Huh...
[12:46] KOSHITAN
Wh-What?
[12:48] NOKOTAN
Wait, Koshitan, are you...
[12:51] NOKOTAN
a fan of mine?
[12:53] KOSHITAN
Don't push your luck.
[12:55] PA
Thank you for visiting Hino Zoo today.
[12:59] PA
We will be closing at 5 PM.
[13:03] PA
We eagerly await your next visit.
[13:07] NOKOTAN
Great work, everydeer.
[13:08] NOKOTAN
Man, work sure wore me out again today.
[13:12] KOSHITAN
"Work"?
[13:13] KOSHITAN
So she doesn't live here.
[13:17] NOKOTAN
I should treat myself to some boba
on the way home.
[13:20] KOSHITAN
Do you have the money for that?
[13:22] NOKOTAN
Huh? Yeah?
[13:26] KOSHITAN
What's with the fat stacks?!
[13:28] KOSHITAN
Why'd you look so sad
back in the park, then?!
[13:31] NOKOTAN
Why are you mad?
[13:33] KOSHITAN
I'm not mad!
[13:34] NOKOTAN
Come on.
[13:36] NOKOTAN
Let's get boba together.
[13:38] KOSHITAN
Huh? Wh-Why would I go with you?
[13:46] KOSHITAN
Delicious!
[13:46] DEER
Deerlicious.
[13:48] NOKOTAN
Right? The boba tea here is yummy.
[13:54] NOKOTAN
Delicious!
[13:55] DEER
Deerlicious.
[14:02] NARRATOR
After Koshitan experienced that staple
of youth, grabbing a bite after school...
[14:08] NOKOTAN
See you tomorrow!
[14:11] KOSHITAN
Yeah.
[14:14] NARRATOR
...she completely forgot about tailing
Nokotan and went home with a smile.
[14:19] NARRATOR
Easy as ever.
SIGN Niigata Prefecture
Yahiko Shrine
Deer Garden
SIGN Niigata Prefecture, Yahikoyama
Yahiko Shrine
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[14:32] NARRATOR
Nekoyamada Neko, student council
vice president, 132 cm tall.
[14:38] NARRATOR
She's plotting to abolish the Deer Club
and bring about Koshitan's downfall.
[14:43] NEKO
The president got summoned by her
homeroom teacher. She shouldn't be here.
[14:46] NEKO
Now's my chance.
[14:48] NEKO
To fulfill my ambition of becoming
president and the school's madonna...
[14:54] NEKO
Today I'll dig up dirt on her!
[14:59] NOKOTAN
Notsu.
[15:02] NEKO
Wh-Whoa! Don't scare me like that!
[15:06] NOKOTAN
Right back at ya.
[15:08] NOKOTAN
What were you doing there?
[15:10] NEKO
Huh? O-Oh, uh... Well...
[15:13] NOKOTAN
Oh!
[15:14] NEKO
What?
[15:15] NOKOTAN
Could it be...
[15:17] NOKOTAN
You want to join?
[15:20] NEKO
Wha?
[15:21] NEKO
Uh, no.
[15:22] NOKOTAN
You should've said so!
[15:25] NOKOTAN
Be right there.
[15:27] NEKO
Okay, time to scram.
[15:28] NOKOTAN
Thanks for waiting!
SIGN Welcome to the Deer Club
[15:31] NOKOTAN
Welcome to the Deer Club!
[15:33] NEKO
We got a clown in the house!
[15:38] NOKOTAN
It's so great that the Deer Club's
getting a new member.
[15:43] NOKOTAN
What made you want to join?
[15:44] NEKO
Uh, actually...
[15:44] NOKOTAN
You realized that deer are gonna
take over the world, too?
[15:48] NOKOTAN
So you wanted to be closer to deer?
[15:49] NOKOTAN
Deer are so great, huh?
[15:51] NEKO
Wait—
[15:51] NOKOTAN
What do you like about deer? The antlers?
[15:53] NOKOTAN
Oh, want a deer cracker?
[15:55] NEKO
Th-There's been a mewsunderstanding!
[15:58] NEKO
Mews... mews... mews...
[16:01] NOKOTAN
Hmm? What do you mean?
[16:03] NEKO
I-I don't want to join or anything.
[16:07] NEKO
I was, uh... Right. I was just passing by.
[16:11] NEKO
So I'm sorry, but I'm not going to join.
[16:14] NOKOTAN
Gah!
[16:16] NEKO
Huh?
[16:18] NOKOTAN
Oh... I jumped the gun, huh?
[16:22] NEKO
She's in pain. Lots of it.
[16:25] NOKOTAN
Sorry about that. Not many people
want to join, so I got all hyped up.
[16:30] NOKOTAN
I went overboard and made
myself look like a clown.
[16:34] NOKOTAN
Laugh at me if you want!
[16:37] NEKO
Th-The guilt... It's killing me.
[16:40] NEKO
Oh, I know.
[16:41] NEKO
While I'm here, I think I'll join
on a trial basis, maybe?
[16:45] NEKO
I mean, it might help me find
some dirt on the president.
[16:49] NOKOTAN
Really?
[16:50] NEKO
And she seems dumb. A perfect pawn.
[16:54] NOKOTAN
Okay, time for introductions.
[16:56] NOKOTAN
I'm Shikanoko Noko. Call me Nokotan.
[17:00] NEKO
Nekoyamada Neko. I'm a third-year.
[17:03] NOKOTAN
Nice to meetcha, Shikayamada-san!
[17:05] NEKO
Could you not casually deer-ify me?!
[17:07] NARRATOR
Full name Shikayamada Shika, I presume.
[17:11] NOKOTAN
Okay, let's get to the usual deer regime.
[17:15] NOKOTAN
You should join us while you're here,
Shikayamada-san.
[17:19] NEKO
The heck is the deer regime?!
[17:20] NARRATOR
Looks like she's made her peace
with being Shikayamada.
[17:23] NOKOTAN
But first, let me introduce you
to the other members.
[17:27] NOKOTAN
This here's the Deer Club's second deer,
[17:29] NOKOTAN
Bashame.
[17:30] BASHAME
Bashame's Bashame Meme.
[17:32] BASHAME
The Deer Club's deer-in-training,
a more-than-human-less-than-deer first-year.
[17:37] BASHAME
Nom.
[17:38] NEKO
Why's she eating rice?
[17:42] BASHAME
Also, Bashame wants to make a rice paddy soon.
[17:44] NEKO
Who are you even talking to?
[17:46] NEKO
W-Well, I'm a third-year, which makes me
your senpai. Nice to meet you.
[17:50] BASHAMA
Nice to meet you, too.
[17:52] BASHAMA
But Bashame's your senpai
in deerdom. Don't forget that.
[17:58] NEKO
Huh... Uh, okay.
[18:01] NEKO
Sorry about that.
[18:02] NARRATOR
When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
[18:04] NARRATOR
When in the Deer Club, do as the deer dee.
[18:07] NOKOTAN
And this is our third deer,
[18:09] NOKOTAN
Anko.
[18:10] ANKO
I don't want you calling me a deer.
[18:13] NOKOTAN
Huh? But you said you were.
[18:16] ANKO
The only one who can call me
a deer is Onee-chan.
[18:19] ANKO
I'm a deer for her and her alone!
[18:22] NEKO
Uh, you're the student council
president's little sister, right?
[18:26] ANKO
Yes, what about it?
[18:27] NEKO
What do you mean, a deer for her alone?
[18:30] ANKO
I meant what I said.
[18:32] ANKO
Is there a problem?
[18:34] NEKO
Nope. No problems.
[18:37] NEKO
None at all.
[18:39] NOKOTAN
Okay, let's begin the deer regime.
[18:43] NOKOTAN
First...
[18:44] NOKOTAN
Here.
[18:48] NEKO
Uh...
[18:49] NEKO
Those are deer crackers, right?
[18:53] NEKO
What about them?
SIGN Deer Crackers
[18:57] NEKO
Ow! What was that for?!
[18:59] NOKOTAN
Shikayamada...
[19:01] NOKOTAN
You call yourself an aspiring deer?!
[19:03] NEKO
Not sure how you want me to respond to that.
[19:05] NEKO
You just held out some deer crackers
and said nothing else.
[19:10] NOKOTAN
Bashame. You're the senpai.
[19:12] NOKOTAN
Show her how it's done.
[19:18] NOKOTAN
A deer, upon finding deer crackers,
must consume them post-haste.
[19:22] NOKOTAN
This is basic deernomics.
[19:24] NOKOTAN
And this is training to hone
that response in you.
[19:26] NOKOTAN
Come at me like we're on
a battlefield from now on.
[19:29] NEKO
Y-Yessir.
[19:31] NARRATOR
I pray that you never have to go into battle.
[19:35] NOKOTAN
Next up, Anko.
[19:37] ANKO
I only eat deer crackers Onee-chan offers me.
[19:40] ANKO
Why isn't she here, anyway?
[19:42] NOKOTAN
Our homeroom teacher wanted to talk to her.
She might not make it today.
[19:46] ANKO
You should've told me that at the start!
[19:48] ANKO
I can sneak into her room all I want now!
[19:52] ANKO
And, once inside,
I can do whatever my heart desires!
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
SIGN Deer Crackers
[19:56] NEKO
Huh? She's leaving in the middle of training?
[19:59] NEKO
Are there no rules here?
[20:01] NOKOTAN
Next up, the antler regime!
[20:02] NEKO
Antler regime?!
[20:03] NOKOTAN
A deer must be able to grow antlers at will.
[20:07] NOKOTAN
Like this.
[20:08] NEKO
I feel like that's a special skill
even among deer!
[20:11] BASHAME
Nokotan-senpai.
[20:13] BASHAME
Bashame daresays the antler regime
might be too advanced for a newbie.
[20:15] NEKO
Like you're not a newbie yourself!
[20:18] NOKOTAN
Bashame, I see where you're coming from.
[20:21] NOKOTAN
But one look told me
all I needed to know earlier.
[20:25] NOKOTAN
This girl here?
[20:27] NOKOTAN
She has potential to be the real deer.
[20:31] NOKOTAN
Okay, time to train!
[20:32] NEKO
R-Right.
[20:35] NOKOTAN
Close your eyes and picture it.
[20:38] NOKOTAN
Picture antlers growing out of your head.
[20:41] NEKO
Antlers growing...
[20:43] NOKOTAN
Right. Relax.
[20:45] NEKO
Picture antlers growing...
Picture antlers growing...
[20:55] NEKO
Wait, we get your antlers growing?!
[20:57] BASHAME
H-How is a newbie doing this?
[21:00] NOKOTAN
Way to go, Shikayamada.
[21:02] NOKOTAN
I didn't expect you to be such a prodigy.
[21:04] NEKO
Wait, that counts?
[21:05] NOKOTAN
I've never ran into anyone
who could grow them so long.
[21:10] BASHAME
Bashame's so jelly!
[21:12] NEKO
Do I really have immense deer talent?!
[21:16] NARRATOR
Neko-chan's just as easy as Koshitan.
[21:21] NOKOTAN
That does it for club today.
[21:23] NOKOTAN
You did well, Shikayamada.
[21:26] NOKOTAN
These are for you.
[21:28] NOKOTAN
Congratulations.
[21:29] NOKOTAN
You can proudly call yourself a deer now.
[21:32] NEKO
Instructor!
[21:33] BASHAME
Bashame hates to admit it,
but you're the real deer.
[21:39] NEKO
Heck yeah!
[21:40] NEKO
The Deer Club rules!
[21:49] NEKO
Wait, I failed to dig up any dirt
on Koshi Torako again!
[21:55] NEKO
Hiss!
[21:57] NARRATOR
Hang in there, Neko-chan.
[21:59] NARRATOR
The experience you gained today
may come in handy someday...
[22:02] NARRATOR
or it may not.
E6 - Summer Deer Festival
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
[00:00] Narrator
We would like to humbly thank all the
loyal viewers of* My Deer Friend Nokotan*.
[00:06] Narrator
As we fearfully await the day we receive
objections from a deer conservation group,
[00:09] Narrator
our show has officially
reached the halfway mark.
[00:13] Narrator
So this time, on top of our usual episode,
[00:17] Narrator
we are proud to present to you a
collection of eighteen mini episodes.
[00:21] Narrator
Isn't it great getting eighteen
for the price of one?
[00:25] Nokotan
Starting notsu!
SIGN Summer Deer Festival
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
SIGN I Seriously Don't Get the Trick
SIGN Bessatsu Friend
[02:05] Nokotan
Koshitan, Koshitan!
[02:06] Koshitan
Hm?
[02:07] Nokotan
I'm about to show you my psychic powers,
so watch carefully.
[02:10] Koshitan
'Kay.
SIGN Deer Crackers
[02:21] Koshitan
It started shining?
Wait, does she actually...
SIGN Flop
[02:26] Koshitan
Not the spoon but yourself?
SIGN You're Probably Gonna Stand Out for Various Reasons
[02:32] Koshitan
Man, I could sure use some coffee right now.
[02:34] Nokotan
Want some?
[02:35] Koshitan
You actually have some?
SIGN Open
[02:46] Koshitan
Actually, I'm good.
[02:48] Nokotan
Om, nom, nom...
SIGN Better Than Selling Off Some Organs
[02:50] Koshitan
The cost of the deer crackers...
[02:52] Koshitan
Room repair expenses for all the destruction
Shikanoko and Anko caused...
[02:56] Koshitan
The cost of the King of
Koshi Torako Competition...
[02:59] Koshitan
We don't have enough money!
[03:01] Koshitan
Also, the Deer Club has to foot the entire bill
for that competition? Damn it!
[03:07] Nokotan
Koshitan.
[03:10] Nokotan
Wanna sell these on Mercari?
SIGN Recommended Shop Pick
SIGN Deer Antler
SIGN List
SIGN Genjima-san has purchased the item
"Deer Antler °Like New°." Please send
the item after confirming their details.
[03:26] Koshitan
We sold one!
[03:27] Narrator
Club funds secured!
SIGN She's Not Killing Anyone with Those Winks
[03:30] Nokotan
Notsu.
[03:33] Nokotan
Notsu.
[03:35] Koshitan
How does all that actually work?
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
SIGN This Is Definitely Messed Up
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Guugle News
Top | Live | Ranking | Entertainment | Sports | Gourmet | Politics
Cat-Eared Idols Are All the Rage!!
Shishidoko Neko from nekomarionette-paties, the idol group
gaining fame on social media as "the underground idols who
look too good with cat ears," uploaded a video onto her personal
Mytube channel on the 10th. The video happened to be of her
doing an official "Let's Dance" video of part of the choreography
for their new song that goes on sale next month.
Fans were so blown away by this video that they flooded
the internet with comments. This surprise...
SIGN We asked everyone in Japan!
SIGN Favorite Animal Ranking
SIGN 1st Cat
SIGN 2nd Dog
SIGN 3rd Bear
SIGN 4th Horse
SIGN 5th Sparrow
SIGN Out of Ranking Deer
[03:43] [SONG] Sign
Comments & General Consensus
SIGN According to our survey, cats took the number-one spot.
SIGN Top News > Sports
SIGN The World Cat Cup Begins!
SIGN Japanese Cats Come Out on Top!
Made it Through the Group Leagues!
SIGN The World Cat Cup opened last week.
The Japanese cats had their work cut out
for them with one win and one loss.
This morning, they went up against the
Spanish cats to see who would move
onto the finals league. The Spanish cats
are a powerhouse team—one of the top
teams in Europe. They definitely didn't
pull any punches against their Japanese
opponents. A fierce battle continued as
neither side would let up, but then the
Japanese cats went for a risky move.
The competition was close, but the
"Calico's 1mm," which was trending on
social media, is what turned the tables,
bringing them victory...
SIGN Shimbun
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Top News > Politics
SIGN The Truth Behind the Cat Party's Seizure of Power
SIGN The Deer Party Self-Destructs?!
The Truth Behind the Regime
Change
SIGN Support for the Deer Party has continued
to decline due to the faction-related slush
fund scandal that has been going on since
last year. Political distrust has grown as
the number of independents who do not
support any political party swells.
Meanwhile, the Cat Party has steadily
built up the public's trust through
economic recovery measures and other
efforts. The gap between the two parties'
support rates has become decisive.
SIGN We asked for political scientist Toranoi-san's analysis of this regime change.
[03:50] [SONG] Sign
"Monthly Deer" Publication Suspended
[03:53] Nokotan
Wasn't it finally time for deer to shine?!
[03:56] Narrator
Better luck in your next life.
SIGN I Think Just My Antlers Might Grow Every Night
[04:01] Nokotan
I totally think the Deer Club should
start selling body pillow covers.
[04:05] Koshitan
Where'd that come from?
[04:07] Nokotan
Hup!
[04:08] Nokotan
I even made a sample!
[04:10] Koshitan
Did you just will that into existence?
[04:12] Koshitan
Also, it has antlers...
[04:14] Nokotan
Try it out, Koshitan!
[04:17] Nokotan
Well? Well?!
[04:19] Koshitan
Damn antler's in the way.
SIGN I Sure Hope You Make This into Merch
[04:22] Nokotan
Then how about some Deer Club T-shirts?
[04:25] Koshitan
I guess we could do that much.
SIGN Deer Club
SIGN Notsu.
[04:30] Nokotan
All done!
[04:30] Koshitan
You just formed it out of the ether again.
[04:33] Nokotan
I'm gonna wear it right now!
SIGN Deer Club
SIGN Notsu.
SIGN It Shines in Seven Colors
[04:41] Nokotan
Did you drop this golden antler
or this silver antler?
[04:45] Koshitan
You whut?
[04:46] Nokotan
Did you drop this golden antler
or this silver antler?
[04:50] Koshitan
You're just going to keep asking
until I answer, aren't you?
[04:55] Koshitan
I actually didn't drop either of them.
[04:57] Nokotan
Since you're so honest, I shall
give you this gaming antler!
[05:01] Koshitan
Gaming antler?
[05:02] Koshitan
Uh!
[05:03] Koshitan
Oh, god! My eyes! My eyes!
SIGN No Boba for You
[05:23] Koshitan
Wait a minute. This isn't a straw!
[05:24] Koshitan
It's an antler!
[05:27] Nokotan
Just as antler.
SIGN Hand-Me-Downs
[05:31] Koshitan
Look at you, all high-school-girl-like.
[05:35] Koshitan
You looked great in your
middle school uniform,
[05:37] Koshitan
but you rock the sailor uniform, too.
[05:39] Anko
Squee! We match, Onee-chan!
[05:42] Koshitan
I mean... that applies to everyone
else at our school, too...
[05:46] Koshitan
It does seem a bit big on you, though.
[05:48] Koshitan
You didn't want a more fitting size?
[05:51] Anko
Well, this is your hand-me-down.
[05:54] Koshitan
Oh, I see...
SIGN Ta-hay-sty
SIGN Ta-hay-sty
SIGN Ta-hay-sty
[06:13] Bashame
Ta-hay-sty.
SIGN Ta-hay-sty
SIGN Ta-hay-sty
SIGN Deerlicious
SIGN Deerlicious
[06:14] Nokotan
Deerlicious.
[06:15] Bashame
Ta-hay-sty.
[06:15] Nokotan
Deerlicious.
[06:16] Bashame
Ta-hay-sty.
[06:16] Nokotan
Deerlicious.
SIGN Notsu Notsu Shopping
SIGN Basically Inventory Disposal
[06:19] Nokotan
Hello, viewers. It's time once
again for Notsu Notsu Shopping.
[06:25] Nokotan
And here's our item for today!
SIGN Koshi
[06:29] Nokotan
Our antler-shaped name seal case!
[06:31] Anko
Wow. It's so popular right now.
I've been dying to get one.
SIGN yen
[06:35] Nokotan
Usually, it's 29,800 yen after tax...
[06:39] Nokotan
But just for you viewers today!
SIGN yen
SIGN yen
[06:41] Nokotan
We've slashed the price by 90%,
and it's only 2,980 yen!
[06:45] Anko
Wow, 2,980 yen? Really?
SIGN Free Shipping
[06:49] Nokotan
Buy three, and you'll get free shipping!
[06:51] Nokotan
Act now, and we'll throw
in this antler plushie,
[06:53] Nokotan
this antler beauty essence,
and this wood-carved antler!
[06:57] Anko
Wow, what a deal.
[07:03] Neko
Really? An antler-shaped name seal case?
SIGN Student Council Office
SIGN Locally, a Huge Hit
[07:11] Tanuki
You seem really happy, Chiharu.
[07:13] Tanuki
What's that?
[07:14] Neko
An antler-shaped name seal case.
[07:16] Tanuki
An antler-shaped name seal case?!
That's wonderful!
[07:22] Tsubame
I also got an antler plushie, antler beauty
essence, and this wood-carved antler.
[07:27] Tanuki
Wow! That plushie is so cute!
[07:33] Tsubame
Here, Kinu. You can have one.
[07:35] Tanuki
Wait, really?!
[07:36] Tanuki
But I'm such a failure as a childhood friend!
[07:40] Tanuki
Chiharu!
[07:42] Tsubame
There, there.
[07:43] Tsubame
You're always taking care of me, Kinu.
SIGN At This Rate, You Could Get Them to Buy Anything
[07:50] Neko
An antler-shaped name seal case...
[07:52] Neko
Are they actually popular?
[07:55] Neko
Come on. It's not like I'd ever use one.
[07:58] Neko
But it's free shipping...
[08:00] Neko
It's 90% off...
[08:02] Neko
And it comes with a plushie, a wood carving,
and beauty essence...
[08:05] Neko
2,980 yen...
[08:07] Neko
It's actually... a good deal?!
[08:09] Narrator
Yeah, she bought it.
SIGN Powerful Enemy
[08:17] Koshitan
Oh, hey. A cat. How cute.
[08:20] Nokotan
But deer are much cuter!
[08:22] Koshitan
It's not a competition.
[08:26] Koshitan
Dang, that wind's strong.
[08:27] Bashame
But Bashame is much stronger!
[08:30] Koshitan
Seriously, who are you even competing with?
SIGN Koshitan Is Studying
[08:37] Anko
Onee-chan, I made you some tea.
[08:39] Koshitan
Oh, thanks.
SIGN 5 minutes later
[08:43] Anko
Onee-chan, I brought you a snack.
[08:45] Koshitan
Oh, thanks.
SIGN Another 5 minutes later
[08:48] Anko
Onee-chan, I brought you more tea.
SIGN And another 5 minutes later
[08:53] Anko
Onee-chan—
[08:54] Koshitan
Could you leave me alone for a bit?
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
SIGN Surprisingly Athletic
[09:04] Nokotan
Newbie! Greet your senpai!
[09:07] Nokotan and Bashame
Notsu!
SIGN DEER CLUB THE ROCK
[09:10] Nokotan
Let's start a band!
[09:12] Koshitan
Did you get inspired by
some late-night anime?
[09:15] Nokotan
So anyway, I brought us instruments!
SIGN Shakuhachi
SIGN Theremin
SIGN Udu drum
[09:19] Koshitan
The hell is this lineup?
[09:21] Koshitan
I can't even imagine what kind of
melody they'd produce together.
[09:24] Anko
Then I'll play the vuvuzela.
[09:27] Nokotan
You're in!
[09:28] Koshitan
I'm sorry, what?!
That wasn't even in the lineup!
[09:31] Bashame
Bashame can whistle.
[09:35] Nokotan
You're in!
[09:37] Koshitan
Do you really need someone
to whistle in a band?!
[09:40] Koshitan
And she can't even whistle!
[09:41] Nokotan
And I'll be the vocalist.
[09:43] Koshitan
No fair!
[09:44] Narrator
Koshitan... on udu drum,
theremin, and shakuhachi.
SIGN Shizuoka Prefecture
Mishima Taisha
SIGN Shizuoka Prefecture
Mishima Taisha
Sacred Deer Park
[09:57] Narrator
It's finally summertime in Hino City!
[10:02] Anko
Who would've thought summer would
come to Hino City... Right, Onee-chan?
[10:05] Koshitan
I mean, summer comes
to Hino City all the time.
[10:08] Koshitan
You and the narrator guy
[10:10] Koshitan
seem to think Hino is some ominous place
outside the human realm and understanding.
[10:14] Narrator
I mean... the manga went for over
three years without one summer.
[10:17] Anko
Well, anyway. Our summer
uniforms are nice, too.
[10:20] Koshitan
Yeah.
[10:21] Koshitan
Even if our uniforms are old hat by now,
just shortening the sleeves
[10:24] Koshitan
adds a refreshing bit of eye candy.
[10:27] Koshitan
Just kidding.
[10:28] Anko
You're right, though.
[10:30] Anko
Just look at how much of your upper arm
shows thanks to those short sleeves!
[10:35] Anko
Not to mention the glimpses of your alluring
armpits that show through the hole...
[10:39] Anko
An all-you-can-eat buffet for the eyes!
[10:41] Anko
It's the best.
[10:42] Koshitan
Where the hell are you looking?!
[10:44] Anko
And, of course...
[10:46] Anko
The faint outline on your back visible
through the thin summer uniform...
[10:49] Anko
The pure-white love bra strap!
[10:51] Koshitan
Your eyes are creeping me out!
[10:52] Anko
Oh, you're being so bashful, Onee-chan!
[10:54] Anko
So cute.
[10:55] Koshitan
Don't inch closer to me
with those predatory eyes!
[10:58] Classmate A
Oh, it's Koshi-san and her little sister.
[11:01] Classmate C
They're so close even when
it's bright and early.
[11:03] Classmate B
Sister yuri... I can dig it!
[11:06] Nokotan
Oh, hey. It's Koshitan and Koshian!
[11:08] Koshitan
And now more predators.
[11:10] Nokotan
Let's do our best at being deer as usual!
[11:13] Koshitan
Okay, what the hell happened to you now?!
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[11:15] Narrator
Anyway, a bunch happened,
and now it's after school.
[11:19] Anko
It's been a while, but I guess
it's not going away.
[11:22] Anko
Does anything feel strange?
[11:24] Nokotan
Nope! My antlers are moving just fine, too!
[11:26] Koshitan
Antlers aren't supposed to move.
[11:29] Koshitan
Actually, you know...
[11:32] Koshitan
Did you eat something off the ground
and catch some weird disease?
[11:36] Nokotan
How rude! The only thing I eat
off the ground is deer crackers!
[11:41] Koshitan
So you are eating things off the ground.
[11:42] Anko
But it's rare to find deer crackers randomly
lying on the ground outside of Nara.
[11:47] Bashame
Bashame has figured it out.
[11:49] Bashame
Bashame has seen those spots
that are on your body before.
[11:52] Bashame
And it is indeed a disease!
[11:55] Koshitan
W-Wait, seriously, Bashame?
[11:58] Bashame
Yes. The disease Nokotan-senpai has is...
[12:01] Koshitan
Is...?
[12:02] Anko
Is...?
[12:03] Nokotan
Is...?
[12:05] Bashame
The arch-nemesis of rice!
[12:07] Bashame
It's rice blast!
[12:10] Narrator
Rice blast is a disease caused by a
fungus that can grow in rice paddies.
[12:14] Narrator
White splotches appear on
the leaves of infected plants.
[12:18] Narrator
If the symptoms worsen, the plant
will eventually wither completely.
[12:22] Narrator
Not only does it reduce the yield of the rice
harvest, it can even kill off entire paddies,
[12:27] Narrator
making it the disease that rice farmers
are the most afraid of.
[12:30] Koshitan
That's not even an animal disease!
[12:32] Bashame
There's no doubt about it.
[12:34] Bashame
Bashame watches THE TETSUWAN DASH
all the time, so Bashame knows lots.
SIGN Shut your mouth, Koshitan!
[12:39] Koshitan
I mean, DASH is a great show...
[12:42] Koshitan
But that aside...
[12:43] Koshitan
Your face is really pissing me off!
[12:46] Nokotan
Oh. I guess I was a rice plant,
not a deer, all along.
[12:49] Anko
Shika-san and Ine-san are like
old names for women in Japan.
[12:54] Bashame
Bashame respects you as
a deer, Nokotan-senpai.
[12:58] Bashame
But... as someone who worries about
Japan's food self-sufficiency rates declining,
[13:03] Bashame
rice blast must be taken care of!
SIGN My Deer Friend Nokotan
[13:05] Narrator
Please continue to support the social
studies anime* My Deer Friend Nokotan*.
[13:10] Nokotan
You're right, Bashame.
[13:12] Nokotan
I can't go causin' trouble for all the
rice farmers in Japan with my sickly body.
[13:19] Koshitan
Shikanoko?
[13:20] Nokotan
Deer don't truly die. They just disappear.
[13:23] Nokotan
Koshitan, I leave the Deer Club in your hands.
SIGN Deer Crackers
[13:26] Koshitan
H-Hey, what do you mean by that?
[13:29] Koshitan
This whole club was your idea!
[13:32] Nokotan
See ya... Koshitan.
[13:48] Koshitan
Sh-Shikanoko!
[13:50] Bashame
Koshitan-senpai sure does get
influenced by the mood easily.
[13:54] Anko
That's one of the best
things about my sister!
SIGN Deer Crackers
[14:00] Nokotan
Tsunoda-san, are you slacking off again?
[14:03] Nokotan
I know it's hot, but you
shouldn't be doing that.
[14:05] Koshitan
Whatever happened to him being a "wild" deer?
[14:11] Koshitan
Hey, Shikanoko.
[14:13] Koshitan
Tsunoda-san's body...
SIGN Deer Crackers
[14:15] Nokotan
Notsu? Oh!
[14:17] Nokotan
We match, Tsunoda-san.
[14:20] Anko
Onee-chan, maybe she's not sick.
Maybe she's just molting.
[14:25] Koshitan
Molting?
[14:30] Narrator
Twice per year, deer molt in order to
change into their summer or winter coats.
[14:34] Narrator
And the noticeable spots that
show up on their summer coats
[14:37] Narrator
are also known as the "kanoko" design.
[14:40] Narrator
Surely you've seen it on the back
of that one world-famous fawn—
[14:43] Koshitan
Hey, wait! When it comes to copyright, that's
the one company you don't want to mess with!
[14:47] Anko
That story's in the public domain now,
so should be fine... probably.
[14:51] Nokotan
Oh, so I was just molting.
[14:54] Nokotan
Whoopsies. Tee-hee.
SIGN April ~ May
[14:57] Narrator
Note: deer actually change into their
summer coats between April and May.
[15:01] Narrator
But we're just some dumb comedy anime,
so don't think about it too hard.
[15:05] Koshitan
Don't call us dumb.
[15:06] Bashame
Bashame believed in you from
the start, Nokotan-senpai.
[15:10] Koshitan
Why, you little...
[15:11] Nokotan
Well, no wonder I shed
so much since yesterday.
[15:15] Nokotan
Just look at all this!
[15:17] Koshitan
Yeah, that's definitely
the other kind of molting!
[15:20] Nokotan
What? I mean this clearly all hair!
[15:24] Koshitan
Look, that's terrifying!
[15:26] Nokotan
Oh, no! My fur!
[15:33] Koshitan
Don't put it on!
[15:34] Bashame
The ventilation is great!
[15:37] Nokotan
Well, now that we're all
dressed for the season,
[15:40] Nokotan
let the Deer Club's summer officially begin!
[15:42] Nokotan and Bashame
Yeah!
[15:46] Anko
Onee-chan?
[15:47] Koshitan
Well, I mean... I'm pretty sure this
summer's gonna be insane, you know?
[15:52] Narrator
Now that they're appropriately dressed, the
Deer Club's hot summer can begin in earnest.
[15:57] Tanuki
Huh? Chiharu, is that a new antler?
[16:01] Tsbuame
Yeah. I bought it for 2,000 yen on Mercari.
[16:04] Tsbuame
What a bargain.
[16:05] Narrator
And then that hot summer...
[16:08] Narrator
ended with no particular issue.
[16:10] Koshitan
Was there a reason our hot summer
didn't even make it to the end credits?
[16:16] Bashame
Heya, Anko-chan.
SIGN Deer Crackers
[16:18] Nokotan
All my fur molted again, so here's
a fresh coat just for you, Koshian!
[16:22] Anko
Oh, no. My hand slipped.
[16:24] Bashame
That's such a waste, Anko-chan!
[16:27] Bashame
These are so comfy to wear.
[16:29] Anko
How long are you going
to be wearing that thing?
[16:33] Koshitan
Shedding hair, huh?
[16:44] Narrator
Koshitan decided to halt her train of thought
before it arrived at a terrifying station.
[16:50] Neko
So, about our plan
to eradicate the Deer Club...
[16:53] Neko
Let's have you two report on your progress.
[16:56] Tanuki
Progress? But Chiharu and I aren't
exactly planning to eradicate it...
[17:02] Neko
What? But you said you'd assist me!
[17:07] Tanuki
I didn't say anything of the sort!
[17:09] Neko
What?! Also, why are we back
to winter uniforms?
[17:12] Neko
I didn't even get to show
off my summer uniform!
[17:15] Neko
I don't even remember having
any kind of summer vacation!
[17:19] Tanuki
I'm so sorry! It's probably because
my upper arms are so flabby and ugly
[17:26] Tanuki
and visible with short sleeves
that our summer just ended!
[17:29] Narrator
Your lack of a summer vacation
is a feature, not a bug.
[17:32] Nokotan
May I have a moment?
[17:34] Neko
Oh? Do you have something to report?
[17:38] Neko
Wait, what are you doing here?!
SIGN Hiiiisss
[17:41] Neko
This is a Deer Club eradication meeting!
[17:43] Neko
We can't do it with the Deer Club here!
[17:45] Nokotan
Now's not the time to sweat the small stuff.
[17:48] Neko
Small? It's your club we're eradicating!
[17:51] Neko
I mean, I guess I shouldn't bring that up.
[17:53] Nokotan
I have made the discovery of the century.
[17:57] Neko
Of the century?
[17:58] Nokotan
Take a look at this.
[18:01] Neko
What is that?
[18:03] Nokotan
Heh.
[18:04] Nokotan
It's a tsuchinoko!
[18:05] Neko
It absolutely is not!
[18:07] Neko
Wh-What in the world is this mysterious orb?!
[18:12] Neko
It moved!
[18:13] Neko
Are those tentacles growing from it?!
[18:15] Neko
And it's squirming around! Gross!
[18:18] Tanuki
What a unique shape.
[18:20] Tsubame
The mysteries of life...
[18:22] Neko
Wha... You two are rather calm.
[18:24] Nokotan
Isn't it amazing?
[18:26] Nokotan
I found it when I was digging up
holes in the schoolyard.
[18:28] Neko
What do you think you're doing? And wait,
that thing was buried on school grounds?
[18:32] Neko
Yikes!
[18:33] Neko
Not to mention, isn't the
tsuchinoko that one thing?
[18:36] Neko
That unidentified lifeform...
with the, uh, indescribable form...
[18:40] Nokotan
But this also has an indescribable form.
[18:43] Neko
Yes, it does! I mean, you have a point, but...
[18:45] Neko
We don't know that
tsuchinoko even really exist!
[18:50] Neko
Wait, now it's shining!
[18:53] Nokotan
See? I told you! It's a tsuchinoko!
[18:55] Neko
Wait a second. Are we even
imagining the same tsuchinoko here?
[19:00] Neko
This is clearly much
creepier than a tsuchinoko!
[19:02] Neko
That's absolutely not it!
[19:04] Nokotan
What makes you so sure?!
[19:06] Nokotan
Aren't you being rash by saying it's
not one because you subjectively think
[19:09] Nokotan
its form and ecology are wrong?!
[19:11] Nokotan
Not to mention, have you ever
seen a tsuchinoko before?!
[19:14] Nokotan
Can you really say without a doubt
that this isn't a tsuchinoko?!
[19:18] Neko
Conversely, why do you want it
to be a tsuchinoko that badly?
[19:22] Nokotan
Hey, wait. Tsuchinoko...
Shikanoko... Could it be...
[19:28] Nokotan
that I now have a "deer friend" of my own?
[19:31] Neko
What on earth are you talking about?
SIGN My Dirt Friend Tsuchinoko
[19:32] Narrator
Our new show,* My Dirt Friend
Tsuchinoko*, is about to start.
[19:36] Tanuki
But the more you look at it...
[19:38] Tanuki
The way it feels, with its smooth skin
and ceramic-like finish...
[19:42] Tanuki
It might actually be cute.
[19:44] Neko
I've never heard anyone describe
an unidentified lifeform that way.
[19:48] Tsubame
Tsucchi.
[19:49] Neko
Wait, you named it?
[19:51] Neko
You feel so fondly about it
that you gave it a name?
[19:54] Tsubame
But it doesn't seem as energetic as before.
[19:57] Tanuki
Was it trying to say something to us
when it shone before?
[20:01] Tsubame
I wonder if it's hungry.
[20:03] Nokotan
I see! Let's feed it!
[20:05] Neko
Feed it? You don't even know what tsuchi—
[20:09] Neko
what that thing eats, do you?
[20:12] Nokotan
It eats deer crackers, of course!
[20:14] Neko
What do you mean, "of course"?
[20:16] Nokotan
Here you go. I've got a yummy
deer cracker for you.
[20:19] Nokotan
Eat up!
SIGN Harrumph
[20:23] Nokotan
Y-You don't like deer crackers?!
[20:27] Nokotan
Then how about some grass?
[20:28] Nokotan
Or maybe some boba?
SIGN Harrumph
[20:30] Nokotan
Say it ain't so!
[20:31] Nokotan
Wh-Why don't you just try one bite?
[20:34] Nokotan
Come on!
[20:37] Neko
Is that intimidation?
Is it trying to intimidate you?!
[20:39] Nokotan
No, wait... Could it be that...
you're not a tsuchinoko?
[20:44] Neko
That's what I've been telling you
this whole time!
[20:48] Narrator
Neko-chan's retorts fill Koshitan's shoes so
seamlessly, you can hardly tell she's gone.
[20:53] Narrator
In any case, after trying
to feed it various things...
[20:57] Narrator
It seems to like chalk.
[20:59] Tanuki
Eat up.
[21:01] Tsubame
A photo of Tsucchi and
Nokotan-senpai together...
[21:05] Tsubame
Super rare.
[21:06] Neko
I don't know how you all can give
that unknown thing so much attention.
[21:11] Tanuki
It's basically the same as a dog
or a cat once you get used to it.
[21:13] Tanuki
You should try touching it, too, Senpai.
[21:16] Neko
What...? Touch it?
[21:21] Neko
What?
[21:33] Neko
I-It's so cute...
[21:38] Koshitan
Sorry I'm la—
[21:40] Koshitan
Wha, whoa... What the heck
is that mysterious organism?!
[21:45] Neko
...ko.
[21:46] Koshitan
Nekoyamada-san?
[21:48] Neko
It's a tsuchinoko!
[21:49] Koshitan
Uh... No, it definitely is not.
[21:52] Koshitan
More importantly, what's
Shikanoko-san doing here?
[21:55] Neko
I will raise this little one!
[21:57] Koshitan
What are you talking about?
[21:59] Narrator
The Deer Club and student council decided
to take responsibility and raise it together.
E7 - Deer Coll, Streaming, Hospitality, etc
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
[00:15] Nokotan
A letter?
[00:23] Nokotan
It's finally that time of year...
[00:29] Nokotan
DeerColle!
SIGN Shika no Ana Presents
[00:31] Nokotan
So, yeah.
[00:33] Nokotan
I'm entering Deer Collection 2024!
[00:37] Koshitan
What?
SIGN Deer Coll, Streaming, Hospitality, etc
[02:13] Koshitan
DeerColle? What the hell is that?
[02:15] Nokotan
You haven't heard of DeerColle?!
[02:17] Koshitan
Why are you acting like it's a household name?
[02:21] Anko
Ah, DeerColle.
[02:23] Koshitan
Huh?
[02:23] Bashame
It's already that time of year!
[02:26] Koshitan
Wha?!
SIGN Shika no Ana Presents
SIGN Entry Rules
SIGN Must enter as a pair of
one owner and one deer.
No exceptions.
Must be in good health.
That's all!
[02:27] Nokotan
Deer Collection, or DeerColle for short!
[02:30] Koshitan
This ain't Paris Fashion Week!
[02:35] Anko
It's a prestigious show held every four years
that attracts top deer from around the world.
[02:39] Koshitan
They're walking like models!
[02:41] Bashame
To be honest, it's like a dog show for deer.
[02:45] Koshitan
What's that supposed to mean?!
[02:46] Nokotan
It's basically a competition to decide
the most awesome deer in the world.
[02:50] Nokotan
There are even celebrity guests who show up.
[02:52] Koshitan
They're really doing a glorified dog show,
for deer, like it's the Tokyo Girls Collection?
[02:57] Koshitan
Wait, how the heck do you
guys even know about this?
[02:59] Anko
I mean...
[03:01] Bashame
It's common knowledge in the deer world.
[03:03] Koshitan
What?!
[03:04] Koshitan
Well, whatever. Do what you want.
[03:06] Koshitan
I guess I can at least cheer you on.
[03:08] Nokotan
You're entering, too, Koshitan.
[03:10] Koshitan
What?!
[03:11] Koshitan
It's a deer show, isn't it?
Where do I come in?
SIGN Entry Rules
SIGN Must enter as a pair of
one owner and one deer.
No exceptions.
Must be in good health.
That's all!
[03:15] Nokotan
Look right here.
[03:16] Nokotan
"Must enter as a pair of one owner
and one deer. No exceptions."
[03:20] Koshitan
When the hell did I become your owner?!
[03:23] Nokotan
Aren't you supposed to take care of me?
[03:25] Koshitan
Being your owner wasn't part of the deal!
[03:27] Nokotan
You deadbeat! How could you
abandon your dear pet?
[03:29] Koshitan
You're not my pet, damn it!
[03:32] Nokotan
No... That's so cruel, Koshitan.
[03:35] Nokotan
Was I just some fling for you?
[03:38] Nokotan
Sniffle, sniffle.
[03:39] Anko
In the end, you were
nothing more than a side deer!
[03:41] Anko
I'm Onee-chan's one true love.
[03:43] Koshitan
Yeah, no!
[03:44] Bashame
Huh?
[03:45] Bashame
Does that mean Bashame's her one and only?
[03:47] Bashame
Sorry, but Bashame's not interested.
[03:50] Koshitan
How did this end with me getting dumped?!
SIGN Deer Blues
Nokotan
SIGN B Side
Deer Bossa
[03:53] Nokotan
Is the deer who fell in love at fault?
[04:02] Nokotan
Or is it the former delinquent who led her on?
[04:11] Koshitan
I didn't lead you on!
[04:13] Koshitan
And stop casually calling me
a former delinquent!
[04:14] Anko
I already told Ukai-sensei
that you'd be entering.
[04:18] Koshitan
Huh?!
[04:18] Bashame
I've completed an application for you, too!
[04:21] Koshitan
No one asked you to do that!
[04:22] Koshitan
I'm the damn president here!
[04:24] Koshitan
Are you three just embodiments
of pure proactivity?!
SIGN Embodiment B
SIGN Embodiment A
SIGN Embodiment C
[04:27] Nokotan
I guess Koshitan's just not into it.
[04:29] Koshitan
You bet your ass I'm not.
[04:31] Koshitan
I'm not falling for your bull—
[04:33] Nokotan
But I was so sure that
I could win with you, Koshitan.
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
[04:39] Nokotan
If we win, it'll help out your career
as an honor student, too.
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
SIGN Win
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
SIGN Honor Student
[04:44] Nokotan
We'll be able to give the clubhouse a dramatic
before-and-after transformation, too.
SIGN King-size bed for naps
SIGN Chandelier
SIGN A garden for Manjiro and the others
SIGN Expensive, super-comfy sofa set
[04:50] Nokotan
If you really don't want to do it,
I'll just have to ask one of these two.
SIGN Deer Crackers
[04:53] Anko
The only pet I need is my sister.
[04:56] Bashame
Bashame lives to be the pet,
not the other way around.
[04:58] Nokotan
Oh, come on! Please?
[05:00] Nokotan
Just for the memories!
[05:02] Koshitan
Hey.
[05:04] Koshitan
Just for the memories?
[05:05] Koshitan
Hah. You've gotta be more serious than that.
[05:08] Koshitan
We're goin' to the top!
[05:11] Nokotan
Koshitan!
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[05:13] Nokotan
Let's train to prepare for DeerColle!
[05:16] Koshitan
Yeah!
[05:18] Nokotan
During the actual show, you'll enter
stage left, and I'll enter stage right.
[05:22] Nokotan
Then we'll walk down the runway together
and try to win over the judges.
SIGN Runway
SIGN "Judges"
[05:25] Nokotan
Got it?
[05:26] Koshitan
Yup!
[05:27] Nokotan
Okay, then you appear first and call me.
[05:31] Nokotan
Say, "To my side!"
[05:33] Koshitan
Huh?! No way! That's too embarrassing!
[05:35] Anko
You want to win, don't you, Onee-chan?
[05:38] Bashame
Come on. Try to win us over.
[05:42] Koshitan
Oh, fine.
[05:45] Koshitan
Um...
[05:47] Koshitan
Sh-Shikanoko... To my side...
[05:51] Koshitan
Gah! I can't see in front of me!
[05:55] Nokotan
You think you can actually move
a deer's heart with words like that?!
[05:59] Koshitan
Who're you?!
[05:59] Nokotan
I'll do this just once, so watch carefully.
[06:17] Koshitan
Wh-What is this?
[06:20] Koshitan
I see it... I can see it!
[06:22] Koshitan
The trail we've blazed as the Deer Club!
[06:34] Koshitan
The hell is going on?
[06:40] Nokotan
Listen well.
[06:41] Nokotan
They'll be judging the deer's coat
and coloration at DeerColle, but...
[06:45] Nokotan
They'll be prioritizing the bond
between deer and owner!
[06:50] Nokotan
The atmosphere between the two, how they
look at each other, the tone of their voices...
[06:54] Nokotan
They use their whole bodies
to show off their bond!
[06:58] Nokotan
If you can't properly express that,
there is no victory!
[07:03] Koshitan
Are you saying that what I just saw
was an illusion created by Shikanoko?
[07:07] Koshitan
She really is no ordinary deer.
[07:10] Nokotan
A month... No, we're gonna
figure this out in a week.
[07:14] Nokotan
Follow me... and I'll make you
into a proper owner.
[07:18] Koshitan
Yes, Sensei!
[07:20] Bashame
She really is a sucker for these
overly passionate developments.
[07:23] Anko
I mean, she did become a delinquent
just from reading Shonen Magazine.
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[07:27] Narrator
And one week later...
[07:29] Nokotan
Yes! And turn! Don't forget to smile!
[07:33] Nokotan
Good! That's great, Koshitan!
[07:35] Nokotan
You're shining! I can truly feel our bond!
[07:39] Koshitan
Ah... My heart feels so light.
[07:42] Koshitan
It's like the embarrassment
I felt at first never existed at all.
[07:45] Koshitan
Right now, I just want the judges—
[07:48] Koshitan
no, I want all of humanity to see!
[07:50] Koshitan
To see the best performance we have to offer!
[07:54] Koshitan
Hey, come on!
[07:56] Ukai
Well? Is the DeerColle training going well?
[08:03] Ukai
U-Um...
[08:07] Koshitan
U-Uh, w-well... um...
[08:11] Ukai
I-I'm sure even an honor student like you
wants to let loose every once in a while!
[08:15] Ukai
And I think that's great!
Everyone needs a break!
[08:18] Ukai
Well, good luck with your club!
[08:21] Nokotan
Come on, Koshitan! Let's continue, yo!
[08:28] Narrator
By the way, the DeerColle winners
were Tsunoyama-san from Nara Park
SIGN Tsunoyama-san
(Nara Park)
SIGN Tanabe-san
(Deer Crackers Tanabe
Flagship Store)
[08:32] Narrator
and Tanabe-san, the deer cracker shop owner.
SIGN Kanagawa Prefecture
Aishu Kasuga Shrine
SIGN Kanagawa Prefecture
Aishu Kasuga Shrine
Purification Fountain
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[08:42] Narrator
One day at the Deer Club...
[08:44] Koshitan
Script, check.
SIGN Top Secret
SIGN Episode 1
Script
SIGN Deer Club Koshi Torako
[08:46] Koshitan
PC, check.
[08:47] Koshitan
Shikanoko, check.
[08:49] Koshitan
Anko and Bashame are gone... check.
SIGN Deer Crackers
[08:52] Koshitan
Ah, aah.
[08:54] Koshitan
Koshitan koshi'd a nock of noko'd nokos.
SIGN Start Streaming
[08:56] Koshitan
Okay, let's do this!
[08:59] Koshitan
Hello, everyone! This is the Deer Club Channel!
SIGN The Deer Club's First Stream!
SIGN Deer Club Channel
[09:02] Narrator
The Deer Club started a MyTube channel.
[09:04] Koshitan
Starting today, we're going to livestream
the activities of the Deer Club.
[09:09] Koshitan
Please make sure you subscribe to our channel!
[09:12] Koshitan
Okay. So far, so good.
SIGN A Few Days Ago
[09:15] Narrator
A few days ago...
[09:17] Koshitan
MyTube?
[09:18] Ukai
Yes. As a part of the Deer Club's activities,
[09:22] Ukai
why don't you try streaming
what the club is like to everyone?
[09:24] Koshitan
Ah...
[09:25] Ukai
It'll be a great experience,
and you'll be able to promote the Deer Club.
[09:29] Ukai
And most importantly, if it goes viral,
you can make some extra club funds!
[09:32] Koshitan
Club funds!
SIGN Deer Club remaining budget for the month: 108 yen!!
[09:34] Koshitan
If we get more club funds,
we can improve the clubhouse,
[09:37] Koshitan
and any positive attention for the Deer Club
will be a plus for my honor student life!
[09:42] Koshitan
I need to do whatever I can
to make this stream a success!
[09:47] Koshitan
I hope you'll all leave us some comments!
[09:50] Koshitan
Then again, I'm worried whether anyone will
even show up to some Deer Club stream...
SIGN I heard the Deer Club was streaming and came by I've been waiting for this! I've been deerly waiting for this Deer stream?! Stands I've been deerly waiting for this I've been waiting for the deer stream~ Heard the deer were streaming But will there be deer? I've been deerly waiting for this I've been deerly waiting for this A high school girl and... a deer?! I've come to see the deer I'm so excited~ Onee-chan's personal deer is here! Preparing the rice...
[09:57] Koshitan
Huh? They're showing up in droves!
[09:59] Koshitan
Was there really this much of a demand?
[10:01] Koshitan
Th-Thank you very much!
[10:03] Koshitan
First off, I'd like to introduce you all
to the Deer Club's resident deer.
SIGN Deer!!! Deer! Deer! Deer! There's deer? It's deer! A deer! I've never seen one before!! Deeeeer!! Deer!! Deer~ Onee... Cough, cough... Deer~ Baaah~ Venison~ A deer?
[10:09] Koshitan
Huh?
[10:10] Koshitan
Er, nothing's happened yet...
[10:16] Koshitan
The heck are you doing?!
[10:19] Nokotan
I was growing closer to you.
[10:21] Koshitan
Why now?!
SIGN Pwecious... Definitely pwecious Could they be more pwecious? I can feel the pwecious energy... Pwecious Pwecious~ Pwecious This is pwecious Nay! Ankoshi is the true OTP! Rice'll be ready in 5 minutes~ So pwecious~
[10:23] Koshitan
Pwe... What now?
SIGN
Precious, in a heartwarming way
Nokoshi is so pwecious~
[10:25] Narrator
"Pwecious." Precious, in a heartwarming way.
[10:27] Narrator
Example sentence: Nokoshi is so pwecious.
[10:31] Koshitan
Okay, please allow me to introduce myself.
[10:33] Koshitan
Ahem...
[10:34] Koshitan
I'm the president of
the Deer Club, Koshi Torako!
[10:37] Koshitan
I mostly take care of deer.
[10:40] Koshitan
And this is our club's one and only deer...
[10:42] Koshitan
Shikanoko Noko!
[10:44] Koshitan
Er, huh? Shikanoko-san?
[10:52] Koshitan
What brought this on?!
[10:54] Nokotan
I'm Nokotan.
[10:56] Nokotan
I'm a deer.
[10:59] Koshitan
That's so loud!
[11:00] Koshitan
And your actual antler post is right there!
SIGN Antler post
[11:03] Koshitan
Stop using the wall! Are you a cat?!
[11:05] Nokotan
My antler got itchy all of a sudden.
[11:08] Nokotan
The rough texture of the concrete
blocks feels just right.
[11:11] Koshitan
Well, your timing sucks!
SIGN We'll Be Right Back
SIGN The Deer Club
Channel
[11:17] Nokotan
All better.
[11:18] Koshitan
Your antlers are all floppy now!
SIGN So cute
SIGN Healing ^^
SIGN Animal streams are
always so healing
[11:22] Koshitan
How, though?!
SIGN The angy president
is healing
SIGN The rice
turned out great~
[11:27] Koshitan
At this rate, she's just
going to drag me down.
[11:30] Koshitan
I'm not going to let her have control!
[11:33] Koshitan
Shikanoko-san, would you
take a seat next to me?
[11:37] Koshitan
Okay, in the next segment,
we'll explain what the Deer Club...
[11:40] Nokotan
Oh, deery me.
[11:43] Koshitan
Her antlers... have grown.
[11:45] Koshitan
E-Er, uh... We'll explain
what the Deer Club does.
[11:52] Koshitan
I'm getting a pigtails vibe from them now.
[11:54] Koshitan
No, wait, wait! Does she somehow
have even more antlers?!
[11:58] Koshitan
I usually brush her and give her deer crackers!
[12:02] Koshitan
I'm just not used to seeing
them this floppy. That's all.
[12:05] Koshitan
Yeah. Everything else is my eyes
playing tricks on me!
[12:08] Koshitan
Anyway, I need to concentrate
on the stream right now!
[12:11] Koshitan
Okay! Now I'm going to demonstrate
feeding her a deer cra...
[12:14] Koshitan
No, really! They've multiplied!
[12:16] Koshitan
Sh-Shikanoko-san! Your antlers have multiplied!
[12:20] Nokotan
What are you talking about?
[12:23] Koshitan
They just grew a crazy amount!
[12:27] Nokotan
So warm...
[12:28] Koshitan
This is no time to relax!
[12:30] Koshitan
What the hell's going on right now?!
[12:32] Koshitan
What're your antlers doing?!
SIGN They're... growing... I guess the way her antlers grow are unique One of life's great mysteries Antlers!! Her antlers have grown quite a bit Don't they shed this time of year? Deer antlers shed once a year A few fun facts about antlers Growy grow~ I've never seen antlers grow before Deer! Antlers! Deer! I guess taking care of deer can be rough Onee-chan's so panicked... Best president Nom, nom, 88 times nom, nom
[12:36] Koshitan
The comments are surprisingly calm!
[12:37] Nokotan
Hm... I'm suddenly hungry.
[12:41] Nokotan
I sure would love some deer crackers...
SIGN Deer Crackers
[12:48] Nokotan
Oh? You got me some?
[12:52] Nokotan
Let's eat!
[12:55] Koshitan
Now your antlers have a will of their own!
[13:08] Koshitan
The deer crackers only made it worse!
[13:10] Koshitan
This stream totally backfired!
[13:12] Koshitan
At this rate, I can kiss both our club funds
and my honor student life goodbye!
[13:16] Koshitan
What do I do?
SIGN Deer antlers are intense I heard that at Nara Park, the rangers cut their antlers once a year They just keep growing! My screen's just filled with antlers...
[13:19] Koshitan
"I heard that at Nara Park,
the rangers cut their antlers once a year."
[13:24] Koshitan
That's it!
SIGN Deer Crackers
[13:25] Nokotan
Man... I'm still so hungry,
no matter how much I eat.
[13:30] Koshitan
Shikanoko-san!
[13:34] Koshitan
Don't hate me for this.
[13:38] Koshitan
Hup!
[13:40] Koshitan
I'm the only one...
[13:43] Koshitan
who can stop her right now!
[13:49] Nokotan
Koshitan?
[13:50] Koshitan
For the sake of the Deer Club's funds...
[13:52] Koshitan
I need to cut this off at the source!
[13:58] Koshitan
What?
[14:03] Nokotan
Oh, my antlers finally fell off.
I was thinking it was about time.
SIGN They fall off once they
grow enough
SIGN Deer antlers naturally
fall off even if you don't
cut them
SIGN Where'd that saw come from?!
[14:12] Nokotan
Who knew it'd happen during the stream?
[14:15] Koshitan
What the hell?
SIGN I'm so happy I got to see something so rare! I'm glad her antlers came off nicely! Great job, Prez! Taking care of deer is rough You were so cool, Onee-chan. Even when you totally whiffed Bashame is totally full now~
[14:17] Anko
You were so cool, Onee-chan.
Even when you totally whiffed.
[14:21] Bashame
Bashame is totally full now.
[14:23] Koshitan
Wait, those comments are
from Anko and Bashame?!
[14:26] Koshitan
How long have you been watching?!
SIGN Since the start
[14:28] Anko
Since the start.
[14:29] Koshitan
Wait... really?
SIGN Yup, really~
[14:31] Bashame
Yup, really.
[14:33] Koshitan
I'm never... I'm never...
[14:37] Koshitan
I'm never streaming again! You hear me?!
SIGN Tanabe Channel
SIGN Streaming now to rave reviews
[14:40] Narrator
So Koshitan vowed from the bottom of her heart.
SIGN There it is!!!
God-tier episode
Waiting with all my heart
Reportable
Holy...
SIGN Deer Club first stream archive
SIGN The Deer Club's First Stream!
SIGN 10000000 views
SIGN Deer Club Channel
[14:44] Narrator
Later on, the video went viral,
and their club funds rose somewhat.
[14:47] Koshitan
Why, though?!
SIGN Kanagawa Prefecture
Aishu Kasuga Shrine
[14:52] Narrator
This is Café Sparrow.
[14:54] Narrator
A place where the citizens of Hino can relax.
SIGN Café Sparrow
[15:00] Yoshiharu
Life is about presenting
the perfect hospitality.
[15:04] Yoshiharu
Those are the words that I, Tsubameya
Yoshiharu, the owner of Café Sparrow, live by.
SIGN Breakfast Set
[15:12] Yoshiharu
My perfect hospitality, said to be fit for a god,
SIGN Café Sparrow
[15:16] Yoshiharu
has brought my café some small fame in Hino.
[15:21] Yoshiharu
Though none of that really matters to me.
[15:26] Yoshiharu
Yes, that smells great.
SIGN For Those Who Want to Learn Everything about Hino
Hino-Zin
SIGN Interview with the Owner of Café Sparrow
Tsubameya Yoshiharu
SIGN In Search of Good Coffee
Café Feature
[15:30] Yoshiharu
Whether I become famous or not,
the policy I live by will never change.
[15:37] Yoshiharu
Time to present my perfect hospitality
once again today!
[15:40] Koshitan
Hello.
[15:42] Yoshiharu
Come on in!
[15:44] Yoshiharu
So my customer is a high school girl.
[15:46] Yoshiharu
I will show you my ultimate hospitality!
SIGN Playlists | Artists | Albums
Anisongs - Heisei
Reggae
Healing Music
High School Girl J-POP
College Girl City Pop
[16:01] Nokotan
Oops, I did it again.
[16:03] Koshitan
Be careful.
[16:04] Yoshiharu
Huh?! What just got caught on the doorframe?
[16:06] Yoshiharu
Antlers? But how?!
[16:11] Nokotan
That door sure makes it hard for deer to enter.
[16:13] Yoshiharu
A deer?!
[16:14] Yoshiharu
Why is there a deer in Hino?!
[16:16] Narrator
Oh? Did we finally encounter a normal person?
SIGN Normal Person
SIGN Deer
[16:19] Yoshiharu
Come to think of it, my beloved little sister
has been collecting deer merchandise of late.
[16:25] Yoshiharu
Does that mean deer are popular?!
Here?! In Hino?!
[16:28] Yoshiharu
Then of course one would visit the café!
[16:31] Narrator
Never mind. He's not normal at all.
SIGN Not Normal
[16:33] Yoshiharu
No matter. Be they human or deer,
[16:35] Yoshiharu
I will present everyone
the perfect hospitality.
[16:42] Yoshiharu
I swear it on the name of Tsubameya Yoshiharu!
[16:45] Koshitan
Wow, what a lovely café.
[16:48] Koshitan
You have so many varieties of coffee.
That's so impressive.
[16:52] Yoshiharu
In order to make all kinds of customers happy,
[16:54] Yoshiharu
I have personally selected a variety of beans.
[16:57] Yoshiharu
I even have the proper equipment
for each kind of roast.
[17:01] Yoshiharu
Looks like she's satisfied.
[17:04] Yoshiharu
Please have a seat over here.
[17:06] Yoshiharu
Pardon my reach.
[17:07] Koshitan
Thank you very much.
[17:09] Yoshiharu
I've prepared the perfect water
and hand towels, too.
[17:12] Yoshiharu
It's only fitting of my perfect hospitality...
[17:15] Yoshiharu
Hm?
[17:18] Yoshiharu
She's looking for something?
[17:21] Yoshiharu
Could there be something I forgot to serve?
[17:23] Yoshiharu
No. My preparations were no less than perfect.
[17:28] Yoshiharu
But those eyes!
[17:29] Yoshiharu
What am I lacking?
[17:31] Yoshiharu
Um...
[17:33] Nokotan
Could I get an antler rest?
[17:34] Yoshiharu
Huh? What's an antler rest?
[17:38] Yoshiharu
An... antler rest?
[17:40] Nokotan
Yes, an antler rest.
[17:45] Nokotan
Could I get an antler rest?
[17:46] Yoshiharu
They come off?! Actually, a lot more than
I anticipated came with them! Are you okay?!
[17:50] Koshitan
Er, Shikanoko-san.
Cafés don't have antler rests.
[17:55] Narrator
They have one in the clubhouse, though.
SIGN This thing
[17:57] Yoshiharu
I-I'm terribly sorry...
[18:01] Yoshiharu
I wasn't able to provide
what a customer wanted!
[18:04] Yoshiharu
This is my, Tsubameya Yoshiharu's,
greatest blunder!
[18:07] Yoshiharu
No... There's no time to be depressed.
[18:10] Yoshiharu
I'm just getting started.
[18:12] Yoshiharu
Here's the menu.
[18:14] Koshitan
Wow, there's so much to choose from!
SIGN Special Blend Coffee
Light Roast Coffee
Vienna Coffee
Café au lait
Cappuccino
°Refills available at half price
Iced Tea
Orange Juice
Soda Float
SIGN 500
500
530
550
530
550
520
520
SIGN Banana Parfait
Pudding Parfait
Melon Parfait
Strawberry Parfait
Pancakes
Toast
Thick-cut Toast (Margarine)
Red Bean Paste & Butter Toast
[18:16] Yoshiharu
It's so I can fulfill every customer's request.
[18:21] Koshitan
They all look so good that
I don't know what to choose.
[18:24] Yoshiharu
I'm sure this will also make
the antlered customer happy.
[18:30] Yoshiharu
She looks like she's not interested at all!
[18:33] Yoshiharu
Don't tell me our menu doesn't
have what she's looking for!
[18:36] Yoshiharu
No, that's impossible!
[18:37] Yoshiharu
In order to fulfill all kinds of requests,
[18:39] Yoshiharu
our menu features items
from all around the world!
[18:43] Nokotan
Excuse me...
[18:44] Yoshiharu
Yes?
[18:45] Nokotan
Do you have deer crackers?
[18:48] Yoshiharu
Deer crackers?
[18:50] Yoshiharu
Deer crackers...?
Um... You mean the ones that deer eat?
[18:55] Yoshiharu
Er, uh... Um, well...
[19:02] Yoshiharu
I...
[19:05] Yoshiharu
I...
[19:08] Yoshiharu
I... cannot fulfill that order.
[19:11] Nokotan
I see.
[19:12] Yoshiharu
I'm terribly sorry.
[19:14] Nokotan
Then I'll take a strawberry parfait.
[19:16] Koshitan
I'll have some pancakes
and some light-roast coffee.
[19:20] Yoshiharu
Yes... Coming right up.
[19:25] Yoshiharu
Why the hell would I have deer crackers?!
[19:28] Yoshiharu
Why are there deer in Hino anyway?!
[19:30] Yoshiharu
That's right! Deer are in right now! In Hino!
[19:34] Yoshiharu
At this rate, it'll all be over before
I can give her the perfect hospitality.
[19:38] Yoshiharu
How can I even be hospitable to deer?!
[19:41] Yoshiharu
No.
[19:42] Yoshiharu
Calm down, Tsubameya Yoshiharu.
[19:44] Yoshiharu
Calm down and think clearly.
[19:48] Yoshiharu
She may be a deer, but this customer
is still a high school girl.
[19:51] Yoshiharu
She should still be a sucker for cute things.
[19:53] Yoshiharu
And the best answer given that is...
[19:56] Yoshiharu
This!
[20:01] Yoshiharu
Thank you for waiting.
[20:02] Yoshiharu
Here's your strawberry parfait,
pancakes, and light-roast coffee.
[20:05] Koshitan
Wow, it's so cute!
[20:07] Yoshiharu
Thank you very much.
[20:09] Yoshiharu
You bet it is!
[20:11] Yoshiharu
Now the deer high school girl's
definitely going to be happy!
[20:13] Nokotan
Postworthy!
[20:15] Yoshiharu
If you'd like, I can take a pic—
[20:20] Nokotan
I'm just gonna dig right in.
[20:24] Yoshiharu
But why?!
[20:28] Nokotan and Koshitan
Thanks for the food!
[20:31] Yoshiharu
The pancakes and the coffee...
will be 2,000 yen.
[20:36] Koshitan
Sorry?
[20:37] Yoshiharu
The strawberry parfait... will be 1,500 yen.
[20:41] Koshitan
He seems way older than when we first got here.
[20:44] Yoshiharu
In the end... I was not able to give the deer
high school girl the perfect hospitality.
[20:53] Yoshiharu
I'm not fit to run this café.
[20:56] Nokotan
I think you're trying too hard.
[20:59] Yoshiharu
Huh?
[21:01] Nokotan
Relax your shoulders a bit.
[21:04] Nokotan
Even if you've messed up,
[21:07] Nokotan
if you can sincerely face the deer
that's right in front of you,
[21:10] Nokotan
isn't that, in itself, the perfect hospitality?
[21:15] Nokotan
Those are just the mere
ramblings of a deer, though.
[21:18] Nokotan
Thank you for the meal.
[21:22] Yoshiharu
She's right.
[21:24] Yoshiharu
Just because she's a high school girl,
I tried to force J-pop and cute things onto her
[21:28] Yoshiharu
instead of offering her true hospitality.
[21:33] Yoshiharu
I can't let it end this way!
[21:36] Yoshiharu
Please wait!
[21:37] Koshitan
Huh?
[21:40] Yoshiharu
Next time... I'll prepare the most
exquisite deer crackers for you...
[21:44] Yoshiharu
so I'll be waiting for your return.
[21:49] Nokotan
I look forward to it.
[21:53] Koshitan
What's with this weird vibe?
[21:56] Narrator
Koshitan, having no idea how to react to either
of the two moods she was caught between,
[22:01] Narrator
decided to ignore them both.
E8 - Goodbye, Old Deer! Hello, New Deer!
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
[00:01] Narrator
December 31st.
[00:03] Narrator
The time is right before midnight.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN < Shikanoko-san
SIGN Let's meet at the bottom of the
stairs at 11:30 PM. Don't be late.
SIGN Read
20:13
SIGN Roger
SIGN Today
[00:10] Koshitan
Man, Shikanoko's late.
SIGN I'm here
SIGN Where are you right now?
SIGN Hello?
SIGN Shikagami Shrine
[00:13] Koshitan
She's got some nerve inviting me to the first
shrine visit of the year and making me wait.
[00:20] Anko
To think that we get to start off the year
by swearing our love for each other...
[00:24] Bashame
It's going to be a good year.
[00:26] Koshitan
I'm not swearing anything with you.
[00:30] Koshitan
Well, whatever. I guess the three
of us can go pay our respects.
[00:39] Shrine Visitor A
It's almost time for the unveiling!
[00:41] Shrine Visitor A
I can hardly wait!
[00:43] Shrine Visitor B
This only happens once a year, after all!
[00:44] Koshitan
I wonder if there's some kind of event.
[00:47] Shrine visitor D
Hey! There're the shrine maidens!
[01:09] Koshitan
Shikanoko?!
[01:11] Narrator
Their first shrine visit of the year,
and Nokotan's already become a god.
SIGN Goodbye, Old Deer! Hello, New Deer!
[02:51] Koshitan
Wait, wha—
[02:52] Koshitan
Shikanoko? The hell are you doing?
[02:54] Bashame
Ah, so that's the great Deer God.
[02:57] Bashame
This is Bashame's first time seeing her.
[02:59] Anko
Those are some magnificent antlers.
[03:00] Koshitan
Shikanoko?! A god?!
[03:02] Koshitan
Also, get a clue, you two!
[03:04] Mitsu
Is this your first time at this shrine, lass?
[03:08] Koshitan
Huh? Uh, yes.
[03:10] Koshitan
Hey! You're that one old lady that's,
like, a hardcore deer fan!
[03:14] Mitsu
I am known as the Old Granny of Hino.
My name is Inukai Mitsu.
SIGN Inukai Mitsu (88)
[03:18] Mitsu
I'm the head priest of this shrine.
[03:20] Koshitan
A proper self-intro! She's definitely
eyeing a regular cast position!
[03:23] Mitsu
She's the god of this Shikagami Shrine
[03:27] Mitsu
and the symbol of deer prosperity here in Hino.
[03:30] Koshitan
"Symbol"?
[03:31] Koshitan
And what's the point of wishing
for the prosperity of deer in Hino?!
[03:35] Koshitan
C-Come on. She's clearly
just a plain ol' deer.
[03:39] Koshitan
Her, a god? Clearly, there's
been some kind of mista—
[03:42] Mitsu
Silence, boy! I mean, girl!
[03:47] Mitsu
Just go see for yourself.
[03:50] Koshitan
H-Hey, Shikanoko-san!
What are you doing there?
[03:54] Koshitan
Hurry up and come down here!
[03:57] Koshitan
And quit it with that enlightened look!
[03:59] Koshitan
Just hurry up and come down here!
[04:02] Nokotan
One is not "Shikanoko."
[04:05] Nokotan
One is a deer.
[04:06] Koshitan
Same difference!
[04:07] Koshitan
And shouldn't you have said "the Deer God"?!
[04:11] Shrine Visitor A
Oh, such blessed words!
[04:13] Shrine Visitor B
Hino will be protected by the
Deer God for another year!
[04:16] Shrine Visitor E
We're starting off the
new year with great luck!
[04:19] Koshitan
You guys are totally getting duped!
[04:21] Bashame
May Bashame get her rice paddy this year!
[04:23] Anko
May I be able to do all kinds of naughty
things with my sister this year!
[04:27] Koshitan
Not you two, too!
[04:29] Koshitan
Damn it. What's with this shrine?
[04:32] Koshitan
Not only is the god messed up,
so are all the visitors!
[04:37] Mitsu
It appears as though you also enjoyed
our great Deer God's unveiling.
[04:42] Koshitan
What in the world gave you that idea?
[04:45] Mitsu
Why don't you take one of our fortune slips?
[04:48] Koshitan
Fortune slips?
[04:50] Mitsu
Our Shikagami Shrine fortunes
are famous for their accuracy.
[04:55] Koshitan
Huh... Well, if you insist.
[04:59] Koshitan
I might as well draw a great blessing
or something else good.
[05:02] Koshitan
There!
[05:04] Koshitan
Ooh, I got a...
SIGN Shikagami Shrine Fortune
SIGN Your
Luck:
SIGN GREAT ANTLER
[05:07] Koshitan
My luck will be what now?!
SIGN Right Antler
[05:09] Koshitan
You mean I'm going to find my antler?! Even
though I don't remember ever losing one?!
SIGN A deer
[05:13] Koshitan
I'm only seeing deer and
antlers on this damn fortune!
SIGN will appear in 3 minutes
[05:18] Koshitan
It's also so unnecessarily detailed!
[05:19] Shrine Visitor F
I hope I pull a great antler this year.
[05:22] Shrine Visitor G
I'll be content if I get
an eventual antler or better.
[05:25] Koshitan
So I'm supposed to treat
this as a great blessing?
[05:28] Tanuki
A-A-A-A-A small antler!
[05:30] Tsubame
Get a grip, Kinu.
[05:32] Neko
Ugh, you're so pathetic.
It's just a simple fortune.
[05:36] Koshitan
Oh, hey. You guys are here, too?
[05:39] Tsubame
President. Happy New Year.
[05:41] Tanuki
I-I'm so sorry that you had
to see my disgusting, unlucky,
[05:45] Tanuki
and unwanted face first thing this year!
[05:47] Neko
I-I'm not here to make a new year's resolution
[05:50] Neko
to finally do something about
the Deer Club or anything.
SIGN GREAT
MIS-FAWN-TUNE
SIGN Fortune
[05:57] Neko
I need to get rid of this immediately!
[06:04] Tsubame
Are you all right, Vice President?
[06:06] Tanuki
P-P-Please don't cry!
[06:08] Tanuki
Ouchies, ouchies, fly away!
[06:11] Neko
Are you mocking me just because I'm small?!
[06:14] Tanuki
N-N-No, I didn't mean it like that...
[06:16] Tsubame
Now, now. Let's go tie up our fortunes.
[06:22] Koshitan
She's so cute...
[06:24] Koshitan
Hm? I smell something sweet.
[06:27] Nokotan
Child of man.
[06:30] Nokotan
One shall bestow a serving unto you.
[06:32] Nokotan
Come closer.
SIGN Reset
SIGN Start
SIGN
A deer will appear in 3 minutes
[06:34] Koshitan
Exactly three minutes!
It actually predicted the future!
[06:37] Koshitan
Shikanoko, you ass! You've got some
nerve breaking your promise with me.
[06:43] Koshitan
You handin' out amazake
after playing god? Huh?
[06:47] Nokotan
Nay.
[06:48] Nokotan
This is antler soup.
[06:50] Koshitan
The hell is antler soup?
[06:52] Nokotan
Soup of antler.
[06:54] Koshitan
You didn't explain a damn thing!
There's no way I'm drinking that stuff!
[06:57] Koshitan
Also seriously, what's with that face?!
[06:59] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[07:03] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[07:04] Narrator
Antler soup is a soup bestowed
upon us humans by the Deer God
[07:07] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[07:09] Narrator
every year at New Year's.
[07:11] Koshitan
That sounds shady as hell!
[07:12] Narrator
The Deer God herself becomes the stock
and doesn't sleep for three days
[07:16] Narrator
and three nights as this
extremely blessed drink
[07:18] Narrator
is created in the cellar of this shrine.
[07:21] Koshitan
What does any of that even mean?!
[07:22] Koshitan
So it's created by literally stewing her?!
[07:24] Koshitan
Like hell I'm gonna drink that!
[07:28] Koshitan
Huh?
[07:29] Mitsu
O Great Deer God, it is almost time.
[07:33] Koshitan
Time?
[07:37] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[07:41] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[07:45] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[07:45] Koshitan
The hell is this bizarre ritual?
[07:47] Koshitan
Also, aren't you supposed to burn
[07:49] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[07:49] Koshitan
last year's ceremonial arrows
in these ceremonial fires?
[07:51] Koshitan
Why the hell are you burning antlers?!
[07:53] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[07:53] Shrine visitor G
They're going all out for
this year's ceremonial fire.
[07:56] Koshitan
You're telling me they do this every year?
[07:57] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[07:58] Shrine visitor F
I think we're going to
be extra lucky this year.
[08:00] Koshitan
Yeah, no!
[08:01] Bashame
May we have huge harvests
and a year of full harvests!
[08:04] Anko
Bring on the debauchery! All the debauchery!
[08:06] Koshitan
Seriously, you guys...
[08:09] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[08:12] Koshitan
What's with the wind?!
[08:13] Shrine Visitor F
Hey! Look!
[08:14] Shrine Visitor B
The Deer God started shining!
[08:17] Koshitan
Why, though?!
[08:18] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[08:21] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[08:25] Mitsu
Eenie, meenie, miney, doe!
[08:35] Nokotan
Notsu...
[08:43] Visitors
Oh, blessed be! Blessed be!
[08:46] Koshitan
Who, what, where, how, why?!
[08:50] Anko
That was pretty fun.
[08:52] Bashame
It feels like this is going to be a
good year. Right, Koshitan-senpai?
[08:57] Koshitan
Ugh, the new year only just started,
and I'm already friggin' exhausted.
[09:00] Koshitan
I'm heading right home and warming up.
[09:03] Nokotan
Oh, hey! Koshitan!
[09:05] Nokotan
Sorry to keep you waiting!
[09:08] Bashame
Ah, Nokotan-senpai.
[09:10] Koshitan
You jerk! Not only do you make me wait,
[09:13] Koshitan
you go and pull that Deer God act
with the ceremonial fires and stuff!
[09:16] Koshitan
I'm heading home, damn it!
[09:18] Nokotan
What do you mean?
[09:19] Nokotan
I just got here.
[09:21] Koshitan
What?!
[09:22] Nokotan
But I'm really sorry if I made you wait.
You must've been really cold.
[09:26] Nokotan
Here, drink some of this and warm up.
[09:29] Koshitan
Huh? Uh, sure...
[09:31] Nokotan
I have some for you two, too.
[09:33] Bashame
Wow, that's delicious!
[09:35] Anko
That hit the spot.
[09:38] Koshitan
Yum... I've never had
this before. What is it?
[09:43] Nokotan
Antler soup.
[09:43] Koshitan
So it was you up there!
SIGN I'll make sure the
Deer Club makes its mark!
-Koshi Torako
SIGN I'm gonna become
Hino's local mascot!!
-Nokotan
SIGN I'm gonna do naughty
things with my sister
-Koshi Anko
SIGN Bashame will become a
great deer and eat rice
-Bashame
[09:49] Koshitan
After that, we all did our
first shrine visit together.
SIGN Kanagawa Prefecture
Oyama Afuri Shrine
SIGN Kanagawa Prefecture
Oyama Afuri Shrine
[10:00] Nokotan
Happy New Year to you all.
[10:03] Koshitan
And here we go with this
indigenous god thing.
SIGN Happy New Deer
[10:07] Nokotan
We hope that you'll continue to support
My Deer Friend Nokotan this year, too.
[10:13] Koshitan
Th-Thanks...
[10:15] Nokotan
With that, here.
[10:16] Koshitan
Here what?
[10:18] Nokotan
Gimme New Year's money.
[10:20] Koshitan
If you're a god, don't pester me for money!
[10:24] Nokotan
I think that's enough New Year's jokes.
[10:34] Nokotan
Okay, let's get the actual show started!
SIGN Happy New Deer
[10:37] Koshitan
The hell was up with that
rando New Year's greeting?
SIGN Deer Crackers
[10:45] Nokotan
Well? Are you all ready?
[10:49] Narrator
One of the traditions for New Year's
is playing a board game.
[10:53] Narrator
There are countless games that span
across all ages and many places,
[10:56] Narrator
but did you know that one particular
game is the most popular?
[11:02] Narrator
Its groundbreaking setup caused a huge
sensation when it was first released.
[11:07] Narrator
Yes, it's the game you're all familiar with:
SIGN Game of Deer Life
Deluxe
[11:10] Narrator
the Game of Deer Life.
[11:13] Koshitan
I'm not gonna go easy on ya
just cuz this is a board game.
[11:16] Koshitan
I'll show you exactly what
it means to compete with me!
SIGN The Beast of Hino
Roars Into the Fight!!
SIGN An
[11:25] Anko
Since we're competing, this means
we're wagering something, too, right?
[11:29] Anko
Your livelihood, your chastity, your life...
[11:31] Anko
Ooh, I'm getting excited!
SIGN The Out-of-Control Siscon
Creeps In!!
[11:36] Nokotan
Pitiful!
[11:37] Nokotan
You humans just keep yapping.
[11:41] Nokotan
I'll show you what a true deer...
[11:43] Nokotan
can do.
SIGN An Actual Deer
Leaps Into the Fray!!
[11:47] Narrator
The First-Ever Chitty Chitty Hino High School
Deer Club Game of Deer Life Tournament!
[11:51] Narrator
Let the games begin!
[11:54] Bashame
Start!
[11:56] Anko
Okay, I'll go first.
[11:58] Anko
Go!
SIGN Start
SIGN Born in the Hino Zoo!
[12:02] Anko
I guess I'm moving four spaces.
[12:04] Anko
One, two, three, four.
[12:07] Anko
Huh? What's going on?
[12:09] Ukai
Ah, a newborn deer!
[12:12] Ukai
Here, to celebrate!
[12:15] Narrator
Become friends with the zookeeper.
Receive three stacks of deer crackers.
[12:19] Narrator
The currency in the Game of Deer Life
is not money but deer crackers.
[12:23] Narrator
The one with the most deer crackers
at the end of the game wins.
[12:27] Anko
Hey, this is a great start.
[12:29] Nokotan
No fair.
[12:30] Narrator
Now, it's Koshitan's turn.
[12:32] Koshitan
All right! I'm up next!
[12:36] Koshitan
Ooh, a nine!
[12:37] Koshitan
I'm gonna keep on truckin'
and get to the goal!
[12:41] Koshitan
Hm?
[12:42] Senpai Deer A
Aren't you being a bit cocky
just because you're younger?
[12:45] Senpai Deer B
Whose turf do you think you're on? Huh?
[12:47] Senpai Deer C
Don't think you can stay here for free!
[12:50] Koshitan
Huh?
[12:52] Narrator
Tormented by senpai deer and shaken down
for deer crackers. Hand over thirty.
[12:57] Senpai Deer A
Give us all you've got!
[12:59] Koshitan
Isn't this a bit harsh right off the bat?!
[13:02] Koshitan
Also, I don't even have any
deer crackers to give yet.
[13:05] Mitsu
Over here, lassie.
[13:07] Koshitan
Huh?
SIGN Deer Crackers
SIGN Interest
50%
[13:09] Mitsu
Come on.
SIGN Interest
50%
SIGN Deer Crackers
SIGN Deer Crackers
[13:11] Mitsu
Pleasure doin' business with ya.
[13:14] Narrator
When you don't have enough deer crackers,
the zoo will lend you some.
[13:17] Narrator
The interest rate is 50%!
[13:19] Koshitan
The zoo and these senpai deer
are totally working together...
[13:23] Anko
I guess survival of the fittest
applies to herbivores, too.
[13:28] Nokotan
You just don't get it, Koshitan.
[13:30] Koshitan
Wha?
[13:31] Nokotan
The key to the Game of Deer Life
isn't how fast you can reach the goal
[13:34] Nokotan
but how many deer crackers you can amass!
[13:37] Nokotan
Therefore, even if it takes longer,
[13:39] Nokotan
you've gotta aim for the spaces
that'll give you more deer crackers!
[13:44] Narrator
Nokotan's turn.
[13:45] Narrator
She's escaped the zoo, wandered
into the neighborhood, and...
[13:50] Narrator
ended up hanging off some electrical lines.
[13:53] Narrator
Lose one turn.
[13:55] Koshitan
Déjà vu!
[13:56] Narrator
Also, while she was hanging there,
[13:58] Narrator
she was attacked by vultures and hyenas,
losing fifty deer crackers.
[14:02] Nokotan
Doe no!
[14:03] Koshitan
Sometimes, this is harsher than reality.
[14:06] Narrator
It's once again Anko's turn.
[14:08] Anko
One, two, three.
[14:11] Anko
Okay, now...
[14:15] Nokotan
Don't be afraid. Now, jump into my arms!
[14:18] Koshitan
Oh, but I'm a virgin...
[14:23] Narrator
A deer you've had feelings for
mates with another female deer.
SIGN °Visuals may differ from actual events
[14:27] Narrator
The shock leaves you bedridden. Lose one turn.
[14:29] Anko
Oh, my.
[14:30] Koshitan
Hey! This depiction's pretty malicious!
[14:33] Nokotan
This actually happened
at my workplace recently.
[14:37] Koshitan
Wait, really? Do you work in a soap opera?
[14:39] Anko
I guess deer have a lot going on, too.
[14:43] Anko
But if the shock from that leaves them bedridden,
I'd say their love just isn't enough.
[14:47] Nokotan
What do you mean?
[14:48] Anko
If it were me, I'd whip, whip them
over and over, then slap, slap them,
[14:52] Anko
squish, squish them, and in the end,
I'd mlem, mlem them...
[14:55] Koshitan
I'm just going to pretend
I never heard that, okay?
[14:58] Narrator
It's now Koshitan's turn.
[15:00] Koshitan
Okay, next is...
[15:01] Narrator
A sudden growth spurt!
[15:03] Narrator
Spin the roulette, and gain antlers
equal to the number you roll!
[15:06] Koshitan
Where am I gaining them?!
[15:10] Koshitan
The highest number now, of all times!
[15:13] Narrator
In celebration, also receive the same number
of deer crackers from each player.
[15:18] Koshitan
I mean, I'm thankful for that, but...
[15:27] Koshitan
I look like I've been riddled with arrows...
[15:30] Anko
Here're your deer crackers.
[15:32] Koshitan
Are you celebrating or commiserating?
[15:34] Narrator
It's now Nokotan's turn.
[15:37] Narrator
Lose one turn.
[15:40] Bashame
The rice is looking great!
[15:43] Narrator
And the game proceeded onward.
[15:48] Koshitan
Deer life decisions?
SIGN Intense Course
SIGN Intense Course
SIGN Stable Course
SIGN Stable Course
SIGN Stop!
Deer Life Decisions
[15:52] Narrator
You're on your own after leaving the zoo!
[15:54] Narrator
As the harsh waves of society crash over you,
you'll hold on for deer life
[15:57] Narrator
in the Intense course.
[16:00] Narrator
Alternatively, you can stay at the zoo,
passing up any great changes or promotions
[16:03] Narrator
in exchange for a safe and predictable life
on the Stable course.
[16:08] Narrator
Which will you choose?
SIGN Intense
SIGN Stable
[16:11] Koshitan
This is just life.
[16:12] Nokotan
By the way, if you select the Intense course,
[16:14] Nokotan
you get to choose from the
mountains, sea, or city.
[16:18] Anko
Hm...
[16:19] Anko
Then I guess I'll choose the Intense course
of deer life and head to the mountains.
[16:23] Anko
I'll conquer the mountains and shake down
all the deer there for their deer crackers.
[16:28] Koshitan
I think you might be more cut out
to be a delinquent than I am.
[16:31] Koshitan
In that case, I guess
I'll head into the city!
[16:34] Koshitan
I'll gradually climb the ranks of my career!
[16:37] Koshitan
What about you, Shikanoko?
[16:38] Nokotan
Someone is calling for me in a faraway land.
[16:41] Nokotan
I can feel it.
[16:43] Koshitan
So the sea.
[16:43] Anko
Yup, the sea.
[16:50] Nokotan
The dawn in Hino City draws near!
[17:03] Narrator
Nokotan crossed the sea...
[17:06] Narrator
and washed ashore in Alaska.
[17:09] Koshitan
Why Alaska, though?!
[17:14] Narrator
Oh? Something strange
is happening to Nokotan.
[17:20] Narrator
Congratulations!
Nokotan has evolved into a moose.
SIGN Current total number
of deer crackers: 100
[17:24] Koshitan
How does any of that work?!
[17:26] Nokotan
This is definitely an intense deer life.
[17:29] Koshitan
She's actually evolved in real life!
[17:32] Nokotan
Now that I've evolved into the highest
class of deer, the moose, that means...
[17:36] Nokotan
I get bonus deer cra—
[17:38] Narrator
You don't actually get anything.
[17:40] Anko
Aw, I guess you're not so special,
even if you are an actual deer.
[17:43] Nokotan
How dare you?! Then what about you, Koshian?
[17:48] Narrator
She gradually took over the mountain and
made all the animals her subordinates.
[17:52] Narrator
She calls it a tip, but she makes them
all pay her ten deer crackers a day.
[17:57] Anko
Those who defy me will get
what's coming to them.
SIGN Current total number
of deer crackers: 103,000
[18:00] Koshitan
Ruling by fear?!
[18:02] Anko
I get all the deer crackers I want to eat.
[18:04] Nokotan
No fair!
[18:05] Koshitan
Heh. You've still got a
long ways to go, Anko.
[18:07] Anko
What do you mean by that?
[18:13] Camera guy
Look this way, please!
[18:15] Koshitan
Sure!
SIGN Bronze @bronze_dolota
One in a hundred million deer shot
#NaraPark
[18:19] Camera guy
Just like that! Nice! Very good!
SIGN Matsu @take_nara_1980
A miraculous beauty deer born from Hino
SIGN Noah. @noah22
She's too beautiful...!
[18:28] Narrator
After a famous photographer's pics of her
go viral, she becomes a Nara Park idol.
[18:32] Narrator
Due to her ever-increasing audience, Koshitan
collects 100 deer crackers per space moved.
[18:38] Koshitan
Your pocket change ain't got nothin' on me!
SIGN Current total number of
deer crackers: 30,000,000
[18:43] Koshitan
I'm gonna wring all those tourists dry
and quit while I'm ahead!
[18:50] Nokotan
I didn't expect a former delinquent
like you would be into idols.
[18:54] Anko
My sister's pretty interested in
girly things, despite how she looks.
[18:57] Koshitan
Shut your mouths!
[18:58] Koshitan
This is just a game!
[19:00] Narrator
Koshitan didn't actually hate this.
[19:05] Narrator
It's now Nokotan's turn.
[19:10] Nokotan
Ah, so it's my turn.
[19:12] Koshitan
You seem like a completely
different character...
[19:14] Narrator
Some trouble ahead!
[19:17] Narrator
An incredibly violent grizzly has appeared.
[19:19] Narrator
Nokotan's life is on the line!
[19:23] Nokotan
I guess the reason I grew these
antlers was for this day.
[19:45] Nokotan
With this, Alaska—
[19:46] Nokotan
no, America has finally attained freedom.
[19:50] Koshitan
The hell happened to you, Grizzly?!
[19:52] Narrator
As a token of thanks, the American president,
the American citizens,
[19:57] Narrator
and the animals living in America
give you 50 million deer crackers.
[20:01] Nokotan
May the antlers be with you.
[20:04] Koshitan
Dude, your antlers are way too OP!
[20:06] Bashame
Rolly, rolly them all round.
[20:09] Narrator
And the game continued to advance.
[20:12] Koshitan
Guess you guys needed another hundred
years if you actually wanted to beat me!
[20:17] Koshitan
While you two were dawdling,
I've been raking in 200 billion a year.
[20:21] Koshitan
I evolved into a super-elite idol deer, and
my total assets equal over 1,600,000,000!
[20:28] Nokotan
When'd she manage that?
[20:29] Anko
Well done, Onee-chan.
[20:31] Koshitan
Now I'm gonna run straight for the goal!
[20:34] Koshitan
Hello! We're doing a photoshoot
for my new photobook, right?
[20:39] Tanuki
I-I-I'm so sorry! I promise
I don't know anything!
[20:45] Tsubame
Um, so I heard that...
[20:48] Tsubame
Koshi-san...
[20:49] Tsubame
You're not actually a deer.
SIGN The Shocking Scoop
SIGN Popular Idol Deer
Falsified Her Past?!
[20:55] Koshitan
Wait, what the hell is this?!
[20:56] Neko
A scandal comes to light!
[20:58] Neko
The popular idol wasn't actually
a deer! She was a capybara!
[21:03] Koshitan
There's no way in hell!
[21:05] Narrator
You end up having to pay
a fortune in reparations!
[21:07] Narrator
You lose your life savings.
[21:08] Koshitan
Huh?
[21:11] Koshitan
Ugh! I lost!
SIGN Last Place: 0 crackers
SIGN 1st Place: 62 million crackers
SIGN 2nd Place: 58 million crackers
[21:14] Nokotan
Yay, I won!
[21:16] Koshitan
That last space! If only that
last space didn't exist!
[21:19] Anko
I guess I just couldn't beat America.
[21:22] Koshitan
Well, anyway. That was way more
exciting than I thought it'd be.
[21:25] Koshitan
And it was pretty fun, too.
[21:29] Koshitan
Man, I'm starving, though.
[21:31] Nokotan
I've got some deer crackers.
[21:33] Koshitan
Yeah, I'm good on those.
[21:34] Anko
By the way, wasn't Bashame
making some mochi...
[21:41] Koshitan
Bashame?!
[21:43] Anko
Ah... So she ate too many pieces of mochi,
and now she's choking.
[21:46] Koshitan
Unconcerned much?!
[21:47] Koshitan
Hurry up and spit it out, damn it!
[21:49] Bashame
Thaf's sufh a wafte...
[21:51] Koshitan
Now's not the time for that!
[21:55] Bashame
Om, nom, nom...
[21:58] Bashame
Whew, that was delicious.
[22:01] Nokotan
Notsu.
[22:02] Koshitan
Again, your damn antlers are way too OP!
E9 - Get the Sports Festival Done!
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
[00:14] Nokotan
Well, well... It's spring, all right.
[00:19] Koshitan
It's already our second spring
since becoming third-years.
[00:23] Koshitan
Hm?
[00:24] Anko
More importantly, Onee-chan...
[00:26] Koshitan
What?
[00:27] Anko
Tomorrow's the sports festival.
Should you really be relaxing here?
[00:34] Koshitan
I'm not like those other student council
presidents! I'm actually super efficient!
[00:40] Koshitan
I already laid out a solid plan in advance
[00:42] Koshitan
and finished getting ready
for everything yesterday!
[00:46] Anko
You're the best, Onee-chan!
[00:47] Koshitan
I'm sure all those other
student council presidents
[00:50] Koshitan
are panicking and flailing around right
about now, like grade-school kids
[00:53] Koshitan
who put off their summer homework
until the very end of summer vacation!
[00:58] Neko
We've got trouble, President!
SIGN Get the Sports Festival Done!
SIGN Get the Sports Festival Done!
[02:35] Neko
We've got trouble, President!
[02:37] Koshitan
What's the matter, Nekoyamada-san?
[02:38] Neko
Some of the relay batons broke,
and now we don't have enough!
[02:42] Koshitan
I see. Fear not.
[02:45] Koshitan
I figured something like this might happen,
so I bought extras. We can use those.
[02:49] Anko
You're the best, Onee-chan!
[02:52] Koshitan
There are no holes in my plan.
[02:53] Tanuki
P-P-President! Some of the number bibs
got ripped, and now we don't have enough!
[02:58] Koshitan
Huh?
[02:59] Tanuki
I-I-I'm probably being punished for
only pretending to eat my bell peppers
[03:02] Tanuki
and putting them on my dad's plate last night!
[03:06] Koshitan
Calm down. That has nothing to do with this.
[03:08] Koshitan
It's all right. I have extras of those,
too, so we can just...
[03:11] Male Student A
President! The giant ball for the
giant ball roll has disappeared!
[03:14] Koshitan
Huh?
[03:15] Girl student B
President! The computer where the
sports festival schedule was saved
[03:18] Girl student B
just broke for no reason!
[03:20] Koshitan
Wha?
[03:21] Male Student C
President! Oshio-kun from the
executive committee disappeared!
[03:24] Girl student D
President! A kitten climbed up
a tree and can't get back down!
[03:28] Male student E
President! A fawn climbed up
another tree and can't get back down!
[03:32] Koshitan
Wait, wait, wait, just a...
SIGN Deer Crackers
[03:33] Tsubame
President.
[03:36] Tsubame
The admission gate fell over
and was destroyed.
[03:38] Koshitan
Huh? What?!
SIGN Admission Gate
[03:44] Koshitan
Wh-Wh-Where do I even start?!
[03:46] Koshitan
The admission gate first, right?
[03:47] Koshitan
Or the giant ball? Wait, maybe Oshio?
[03:50] Koshitan
No, the kitten... Or maybe the fawn?
[03:52] Koshitan
What?!
[03:54] Nokotan
Koshitan, you're like a grade-school kid
[03:57] Nokotan
who put off her summer homework
until the very end of summer vacation.
[04:03] Koshitan
Fine! I need you all to help me!
[04:06] Nokotan
Aw...
[04:07] Koshitan
Don't "Aw..." me! You absolutely have time!
[04:09] Bashame
Bashame does not have time.
[04:12] Koshitan
Huh?
[04:13] Bashame
Bashame needs to prepare
for tomorrow's rice planting.
[04:16] Koshitan
Why are you planting rice
during a school festival?!
[04:18] Koshitan
Save it for when you have nothing better to do!
[04:21] Anko
I'll be happy to help you out, Onee-chan.
[04:24] Koshitan
Thanks, Anko!
[04:27] Anko
But I'll be expecting
a little something in return.
[04:31] Koshitan
On second thought, maybe not.
SIGN The Next Day
[04:36] Ukai
On your marks!
[04:38] Ukai
Ready...
SIGN Hino High
SIGN White Team
[04:45] Koshitan
I somehow made everything work in time,
but I'm absolutely beat.
[04:49] Koshitan
Not a single thing went according to plan.
[04:51] Koshitan
But I can't let this beat me!
[04:54] Koshitan
The main event's just begun!
[04:56] Koshitan
With the students, teachers, and associated
family members as my witness...
[04:59] Koshitan
I will make this a magnificent sports festival
that runs perfectly on schedule!
[05:04] Koshitan
That is my duty as an exemplary
student council president!
[05:07] Koshitan
I'm counting on you, student council...
[05:10] Koshitan
and Deer Club!
[05:12] Koshitan
I've got my doubts about
everyone besides Anko...
[05:15] Koshitan
But they're better than nothing!
[05:17] Koshitan
Where the hell did Shikanoko go?!
[05:19] Bashame
No idea.
[05:21] Anko
The next event will be
the class 100-meter dash.
[05:25] Anko
I will now introduce our runners.
[05:28] Classmate C
So cute!
SIGN Deer Team
[05:31] Anko
From the Deer Team, Nokotan.
SIGN Putting My Soul into Every Pitch
[05:34] Koshitan
Wait, what?
[05:35] Koshitan
Since when do we have a Deer Team?!
And what's with that ridiculous getup?!
[05:39] Classmate A
Of course Nokotan would be in the Deer Team.
[05:42] Koshitan
Seriously, what Deer Team?!
[05:46] Koshitan
Tsubameya-san, you should be
working! What're you doing?!
[05:50] Koshitan
Hey, Anko! What the hell's the Deer Team?
There was nothing like that in the script!
[05:54] Anko
Huh? But it's written right here.
[05:57] Anko
See?
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Class 100-meter dash
Opening announcement
The next event will be the class 100-meter dash.
I will now introduce our runners.
Red Team Class 2-1 Inui-san
...
White Team Class 2-2 Kameyama-san
...
(Read the rest of the names of the runners)
Runners, please get ready.
=Begin race=
SIGN Important!!!!!!
SIGN Add this!
SIGN Deer Team
Nokotan
[05:58] Koshitan
She did her prep!
[05:59] Anko
There's a banner, too.
SIGN Red Team's
the Best!
SIGN White Team's
Gonna Win
SIGN Deer Team, Notsu!!
[06:00] Koshitan
When did that go up?!
[06:02] Gyaru A
Nokotan looks peak!
[06:04] Gyaru B
She's too cute! I wanna get
a pic, so look this way!
[06:09] Gyaru B
Yeah, that's it! Nice!
[06:16] Anko
Looks like the photo session's begun.
[06:18] Koshitan
Crap! At this rate, we're
gonna run behind schedule!
[06:22] Narrator
They immediately fell ten minutes behind.
[06:25] Anko
The next event is the bread-eating race
with family members.
[06:29] Koshitan
Damn you, Shikanoko.
[06:31] Tanuki
P-P-P-President!
[06:32] Koshitan
Whoa! What's the matter, Tanukikoji-san?
[06:35] Tanuki
Th-The bread for the bread-eating race...
[06:39] Tanuki
W-W-We don't have any.
[06:41] Koshitan
Huh? Why, though?! We had it all ready,
and we double-checked the numbers!
[06:47] Tanuki
W-Well, apparently a wild bear
came by and ate the lot!
[06:53] Tanuki
I'm sorry! It probably only ate the bread
because it wasn't able to eat me instead!
[06:59] Koshitan
Your negativity sure goes straight
from zero to a hundred!
[07:02] Koshitan
Anyway, wouldn't the bigger issue be
that there's a wild bear in Hino?!
[07:06] Nokotan
I heard everything.
SIGN Out of Shape
[07:09] Nokotan
Leave this to me!
[07:11] Koshitan
Shikanoko!
[07:15] Koshitan
Yeah, that tracks.
[07:22] Yoshiharu
Mark my words, I'll be winning
this family bread-eating race!
[07:25] Yoshiharu
With this show of gallantry,
I'll earn my little sister's respect!
[07:31] Yoshiharu
I gathered all the data...
and came up with a brilliant plan.
[07:37] Yoshiharu
I'm sorry, other family members,
but there can only be one.
[07:40] Yoshiharu
Hm? Is that deer a family member of that girl?
[07:43] Yoshiharu
Well, no matter.
It's time for me to seize victory.
[07:47] Yoshiharu
Step one for winning a bread-eating race...
[07:49] Yoshiharu
is to bite onto the bread just hard
enough so it doesn't brea—
[07:52] Yoshiharu
What?!
[07:53] Yoshiharu
It's not bread!
[07:54] Mitsu
Oh!
[07:56] Mitsu
Alms from the great Deer God!
[08:00] Yoshiharu
It's eating them!
[08:01] Yoshiharu
Er, of course a deer would eat deer crackers.
[08:04] Yoshiharu
Damn it!
[08:10] Yoshiharu
M-My mouth's quickly drying out!
[08:13] Yoshiharu
What's up next?!
[08:17] Yoshiharu
Grass?!
[08:18] Yoshiharu
So bitter!
[08:20] Yoshiharu
But at this point, I won't be shocked,
no matter what food comes up next!
[08:26] Yoshiharu
An antler?!
[08:27] Yoshiharu
Okay, I get that deer eat grass,
so it can be considered food.
[08:30] Yoshiharu
But there's nothing edible about this antler!
[08:33] Narrator
This show's established precedent
begs to differ.
[08:42] Yoshiharu
Of course I'm not going to
be able to outrun a deer!
[08:50] Mitsu
I am protected by the great Deer God!
[08:55] Anko
Coming in first place at the family
bread-eating race is Inukai Mitsu-san!
[09:02] Yoshiharu
I failed to win, but I did come third.
[09:05] Yoshiharu
Maybe now my little sister will see that
I'm more than some coffee-brewing shut-in.
[09:12] Yoshiharu
She wasn't even looking!
[09:14] Anko
The next event is the obstacle course.
SIGN Red Team White Team
[09:20] Koshitan
I haven't been in a single event yet,
but I already feel like I've run a marathon.
SIGN White Team
[09:24] Ukai
On your marks...
[09:26] Ukai
Get set...
[09:29] Koshitan
Ah... During a race, I don't have
to think. I only have to run.
[09:33] Koshitan
What a relief...
[09:35] Koshitan
Oh, no. I can't fall behind.
[09:37] Koshitan
As a student council president who excels
at sports, I have to get first place!
[09:42] Classmate
You're so cool, President!
[09:43] Classmate B
Koshi-san, fight on!
[09:45] Koshitan
Let's see... The first obstacle is...
[09:51] Koshitan
Huh?
[09:55] Koshitan
Wh-What is this?! A bomb?!
[09:57] Anko
All the obstacles involve bombs.
[09:59] Koshitan
Bombs and sports festivals do not mix!
[10:06] Koshitan
That voice!
[10:08] Nokotan
To raise the excitement level of this festival,
I've leveled up the obstacles!
[10:08] Nokotan
Yakiniku Meal
[10:13] Koshitan
What the hell do you think you're doing?!
SIGN We are Deer Team
[10:19] Koshitan
Oh, god! The school grounds!
[10:22] Nokotan
Hey! Never lower your guard on the battlefield!
[10:24] Koshitan
It's a damn schoolyard!
[10:28] Nokotan
What the hell did they teach you at school?
[10:31] Koshitan
Japanese, math, science, social studies!
You know, general education!
[10:34] Nokotan
You're never gonna make it
out in the real world
[10:37] Nokotan
if you can't even clear these obstacles!
[10:39] Koshitan
The real world? In what universe?!
[10:41] Anko
You can do it, Red Team!
[10:43] Anko
You can do it, White Team!
[10:44] Koshitan
You've got some nerve spouting platitudes
when it's life or death out here!
[10:48] Nokotan
Koshitan, it's almost time.
[10:50] Koshitan
Huh?
[10:54] Narrator
It's more of a death game than a race.
[12:07] Anko
And that was a performance
from our cheerleading squad.
[12:11] Koshitan
I-I'm so beat...
[12:15] Koshitan
But this was the final morning event.
[12:18] Koshitan
The club performances have ended.
[12:20] Koshitan
We're 15 minutes over, but if we
cut 15 minutes off lunch break,
[12:23] Koshitan
we'll be back on track, and I'll fulfill
my duty as the student council president.
[12:28] Anko
Next up, we have a performance
by the Deer Club.
[12:32] Koshitan
The Deer Club?!
[12:33] Anko
Let's all welcome the Deer Club.
[12:35] Koshitan
Wait! The Deer Club never signed up for this!
[12:40] Koshitan
A herd of deer...
[12:42] Koshitan
This is...
SIGN Compensating for My Shortcomings
[12:45] Koshitan
Déjà vu!
[12:49] Koshitan
Hey! Who said you could sign up our club
for another damn deer parade?!
[12:54] Koshitan
Where are we, a zoo?!
[12:56] Koshitan
Actually, even for a zoo
this'd be out of the question!
SIGN Get Rich Quick
[13:06] Koshitan
No, really! What the hell is this?!
[13:13] Koshitan
Wait, was there something to cry about?
[13:15] Classmate B
Tears just came flowing out...
[13:17] Classmate C
Way to go, Deer Club.
[13:19] Gyaru B
I'm thinking maybe the whole reason
I was born was to see this.
[13:22] Mitsu
Praise be! Praise be!
[13:25] Koshitan
This isn't what you think it is!
[13:27] Koshitan
You're all being tricked!
[13:31] Koshitan
Just hurry up and get the hell outta here!
[13:33] Koshitan
You're already over time!
[13:36] Koshitan
Get down here already!
SIGN Hino Deer
For Life
[13:40] Nokotan
Whoa, there.
[13:41] Koshitan
I keep telling you we don't have time for this!
[13:44] Narrator
Will Koshitan be able to end
the sports festival on time?
[13:48] Narrator
Find out after the break!
SIGN Nikko City, Tochigi Prefecture
Yuno Lake, Yumoto
SIGN Nikko City, Tochigi Prefecture
Yuno Lake, Yumoto
[13:57] Anko
The first afternoon event will be tug-of-war.
[14:01] Koshitan
All that, and we only just
made it to the eyecatch?
[14:07] Ukai
Ready... Start!
[14:10] Kids
Pull! Pull! Pull! Pull!
[14:13] Koshitan
In any case, this is a proper event,
so I need to do my best.
[14:16] Koshitan
Ooh? We're pulling pretty well.
We might just have it in the bag!
[14:23] Koshitan
Actually, we seem to be
pulling a bit too well.
[14:26] Koshitan
And this rope seems awkwardly smooth...
[14:29] Koshitan
Smooth?
[14:30] Koshitan
It's not even a freakin' rope!
[14:32] Koshitan
This texture...
[14:34] Koshitan
It can't be...
[14:34] Koshitan
It's an antler!
[14:38] Nokotan
Approximately 16 seconds remain!
[14:41] Nokotan
I wonder how far each team
will be able to stretch!
[14:43] Koshitan
That's not how tug-of-war works at all!
[14:45] Koshitan
Stop changing the damn rules!
[14:47] Anko
This tug-of-war—or rather,
tug-of-antler battle is getting fired up.
[14:50] Koshitan
And you need to stop acting like
nothing weird is happening!
[14:53] Koshitan
You're all way too accepting
of all these crazy changes!
[14:58] Ukai
And we're done!
[15:00] Anko
Uh-oh, looks like time's up.
[15:02] Anko
And we've got our record. It's 325 meters.
[15:05] Koshitan
Record of what?
[15:06] Anko
And so, the winner is Nokotan!
[15:09] Koshitan
Wha?!
[15:10] Nokotan
Yay!
SIGN No Reply Necessary
[15:11] Koshitan
Hello? Did she even do anything?
SIGN Thumbs Up
[15:14] Anko
Oh? Looks like the judge
is also giving the OK.
[15:17] Anko
Nokotan has established a new record.
[15:20] Koshitan
Uh, when the hell did a judge get here?!
[15:23] Narrator
In the track-and-field game of tug-of-antler,
a new world record has been established.
[15:27] Anko
The next event is the ball toss.
[15:30] Neko
Okay! Please form two lines with your classes!
[15:34] Neko
The president and I will be
the referees for this game.
[15:37] Neko
This is the perfect opportunity
for me to find her weakness!
[15:40] Classmate A
Neko-chan is just as tiny and cute as ever!
[15:43] Neko
Speaking of, the president sure is late.
[15:46] Koshitan
Sorry... It took forever
to finish up tug-of-antler.
[15:51] Neko
Eek! A-Are you all right?
[15:54] Neko
Your face seems to have fallen apart.
[15:56] Koshitan
I'm fine.
[15:58] Neko
That's exactly what someone
who isn't fine would say.
[16:01] Neko
Um...
[16:02] Neko
Would you like some water?
[16:03] Neko
Maybe some stomach medicine?
[16:05] Neko
Actually, before that, maybe
you should have a light snack.
[16:08] Neko
Do you want me to go buy you something?
[16:10] Koshitan
I'm okay... Thanks.
[16:14] Narrator
Even Neko-chan didn't have
the heart to try to find the weakness
[16:17] Narrator
of someone whose face
had literally fallen apart.
[16:25] Neko
Please actually aim for the baskets!
[16:28] Neko
Please don't stick out like that!
[16:30] Koshitan
Hey... Aim for the baskets...
[16:33] Koshitan
P-Please don't stick out like that...
[16:35] Neko
Whew... Man, the sports festival is
way more hectic than I thought it'd be.
[16:40] Neko
I want to hurry up and finish up work
so Tsucchi can comfort me.
[16:43] Neko
I wonder what Tsucchi
is doing right about now.
[16:47] Neko
I wonder if they're asleep.
I hope they're not cold...
[16:51] Neko
Huh?
[16:54] Neko
Tsucchi!
[16:59] Neko
What're you doing here?!
[17:00] Neko
Er, more importantly...
[17:02] Neko
I need to protect Tsucchi!
[17:07] Neko
There's nothing here!
[17:10] Neko
Wait! Don't go out!
[17:12] Koshitan
Nekoyamada-san, please get back to work...
[17:15] Narrator
And so, the game was paused.
[17:18] Narrator
It was delayed 15 minutes, and Koshitan's
stomach gained around six more holes.
[17:23] Koshitan
I have never been this
exhausted in my entire life.
[17:26] Anko
The next event is the relay race by grade.
[17:31] Koshitan
But the only event left is the relay!
[17:34] Koshitan
My stomach's full of holes and my face
fell apart, but it's almost over.
[17:38] Koshitan
This hell of a sports festival will be over!
[17:40] Tanuki
President! We've got trouble!
SIGN Boom
[17:45] Tanuki
Th-The deer have all started lounging
around on the track, and at this rate,
[17:48] Tanuki
we won't be able to do the final relay!
[17:51] Koshitan
I just can't anymore...
[17:54] Tanuki
It's all over!
SIGN Sports festival failure
SIGN Student council disbands
SIGN Expulsion awaits
SIGN Left with nowhere to go
SIGN Only death awaits!
SIGN Will
[18:02] Koshitan
Uh... Seriously, your imagination
is way out of control.
[18:05] Tanuki
B-B-B-B-But...
[18:08] Koshitan
Calm down, Tanukikoji-san.
[18:10] Koshitan
There's still a chance.
[18:12] Koshitan
I know!
[18:13] Koshitan
That's right! It's now or never!
[18:14] Koshitan
Don't underestimate the guts
of a former delinquent!
[18:17] Koshitan
Now's the time for the Deer Club to act!
[18:19] Koshitan
Shikanoko... is not here.
[18:21] Koshitan
Anko... is commentating.
[18:23] Koshitan
Oh, fine! Bashame! Where are you?!
[18:26] Bashame
Bashame's here.
[18:27] Koshitan
She's in full farming gear?!
[18:30] Bashame
Bashame told you that she was
getting ready to plant rice.
[18:34] Koshitan
And I told you to help
with the sports festival!
[18:37] Bashame
But Bashame already worked
hard on maintenance.
[18:41] Koshitan
Wait, really?
[18:43] Bashame
Of the rice paddy.
[18:44] Koshitan
Enough with the farming!
[18:46] Koshitan
Anyway, I need everyone who's free
to help herd those deer off the track!
[18:51] Koshitan
I think you mean, "Yes, ma'am!"
SIGN 10 minutes later...
[18:55] Tanuki
P-P-Please don't eat me!
[18:57] Neko
Hey! Let go of Tsucchi!
[19:00] Bashame
Just a nibble, okay?
[19:05] Ukai
What should we do, Koshi-san?
[19:07] Ukai
I don't think we'll be able
to begin the relay like this.
[19:10] Koshitan
Don't worry! I'll figure something out!
[19:12] Ukai
Really? Okay, then.
[19:15] Koshitan
We're totally screwed!
[19:21] Koshitan
Crap. Crap. Crap.
[19:22] Koshitan
At this rate...
SIGN Sports festival failure
SIGN Student council disbands
SIGN Failure as the student council president
SIGN Fall from grace as an honor student
SIGN Left with nowhere to go
SIGN Only death awaits!
[19:33] Koshitan
Yeah, no! I'm definitely overthinking this!
[19:35] Koshitan
Calm down, me!
[19:36] Koshitan
Damn it! How did this happen, anyway?
SIGN Final Return
[19:42] Koshitan
It's you...
[19:49] Koshitan
Nokotan! Come here!
[19:52] Koshitan
I've got something nice waiting for you!
[19:55] Koshitan
Nokotan! Come here!
[19:58] Koshitan
I've got something nice waiting for you!
[20:00] Koshitan
Nokotan! Come here!
[20:03] Koshitan
I've got something nice...
[20:05] Koshitan
in your dreams!
[20:21] Koshitan
Hey, you damn deer!
SIGN Perfect Weather
[20:34] Koshitan
Eat this!
[20:46] Nokotan
My secret stash of deer crackers!
[20:49] Koshitan
Shut your mouth! This whole
event's a mess because of you!
[20:52] Koshitan
Don't go bringing a damn
herd of deer to the school!
[20:55] Koshitan
You're always meddling with everything!
[20:58] Koshitan
I've had enough of you, you jackass!
[21:06] Koshitan
N-Now I've done it!
[21:09] Koshitan
I lost my cool, got mad,
and totally broke my façade.
[21:12] Koshitan
My life as a high school honor
student is truly over now.
[21:19] Classmate A
Koshi-san's so cool!
[21:21] Koshitan
Huh?
[21:22] Classmate C
Being cool comes so naturally to her.
[21:25] Classmate A
I'm totally for it. Actually, she
seems even more relatable now.
[21:28] Classmate B
I want Koshi-san to yell at me, too.
[21:31] Ukai
She's not afraid to put people
in line when necessary.
[21:33] Ukai
Truly, a wonderful student council president!
[21:35] Neko
That's great.
[21:37] Neko
It'll make it all the more worthwhile
to drag you down.
[21:41] Tanuki
She's been showing her true self
here and there anyway.
[21:46] Nokotan
Good for you, Koshitan.
SIGN Whrrrrrrrrrrrr
[21:48] Narrator
Part of her was happy
to be accepted for who she was,
[21:52] Narrator
but at the same time, she wondered why
she had worked so hard up until this point.
[21:59] Narrator
By the way, the sports festival
ran three hours late.
[22:02] Koshitan
Goddamn it!
E10 - Blame it on the Spring
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[00:18] Koshitan
Now that the sports festival is over,
[00:20] Koshitan
I actually have time
to admire the cherry blossoms.
[00:22] Narrator
The seasons have changed,
[00:24] Narrator
and springtime has come again
to Hino-Minami High,
[00:26] Narrator
where Koshitan and the others go to school.
[00:29] Narrator
Remember when I said this series wasn't
stuck in the Sazae-san space-time dimension?
[00:33] Narrator
Well, I lied!
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[00:34] Koshitan
Might be about time to enjoy some cherry-
blossom viewing in front of the clubhouse.
[00:38] Koshitan
Good work, everyone.
[00:49] Koshitan
What's wrong, Shikanoko?!
[00:51] Nokotan
Oh, Koshitan.
[00:52] Koshitan
Why are you crying? Did you get hurt?
[00:55] Koshitan
Or are you hungry?
We have plenty of deer crackers.
SIGN Deer Crackers
[01:00] Nokotan
I'm not even sad, but I just can't
stop crying for some reason.
[01:07] Nokotan
That's weird, right?
[01:09] Nokotan
Maybe it's because it's spring.
[01:11] Koshitan
Shikanoko... You...
[01:15] Koshitan
You probably have allergies.
SIGN Blame It on the Spring
[02:56] Nokotan
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
[02:57] Nokotan
What are you even talking about, Koshitan?
[03:00] Nokotan
Did you happen to forget?
[03:02] Nokotan
I am a deer!
[03:04] Nokotan
I am Nokotan the deer!
[03:06] Nokotan
Allergies only affect you humans!
[03:08] Nokotan
There's no way they'd affect a deer like me!
[03:12] Koshitan
The hell is that symptom?!
Is that actually an allergy symptom?
[03:16] Nokotan
It itches! Everything itches!
[03:39] Nokotan
I just can't stop crying. But why?
[03:42] Koshitan
I just told you. You have allergies.
[03:44] Nokotan
Objection! It's absolutely not allergies!
[03:47] Nokotan
Allergies could never bring a wild deer down!
[03:50] Koshitan
Oh? So what do you think is causing this?
[03:52] Nokotan
I think I have a cold!
[03:55] Koshitan
Stop being so damn stubborn!
Those aren't cold symptoms.
[03:58] Koshitan
Also, what's with people who get allergies
hating to ever admit they have allergies?
[04:02] Narrator
Just Allergy Things, number one:
[04:04] Narrator
When people with allergies
absolutely deny having them.
[04:08] Tanuki
I wonder what that's all about.
[04:09] Neko
How in the world would I know?
[04:11] Tsubame
So cute...
[04:13] Neko
But lucky me! I can't believe I've
happened upon this bizarre situation!
[04:16] Neko
I'll use this opening to disband the Deer Club—
[04:22] Neko
It itches! It itches! It itches!
[04:39] Nokotan
Okay! Well!
[04:39] Nokotan
Do you not have allergies, then, Koshitan?!
[04:43] Koshitan
Hm? Me?
[04:44] Koshitan
I haven't once suffered from allergies in my
seventeen years on Earth, and I never will!
[04:49] Narrator
Just Allergy Things, number two:
[04:51] Narrator
People who are oddly confident
that they will never have them.
[04:56] Nokotan
No fair, Koshitan!
[04:58] Nokotan
You're just some dumb human!
[04:59] Koshitan
Pfft, say whatever you want.
[05:02] Nokotan
You're just some former delinquent!
[05:03] Nokotan
And you like girly things, too!
[05:05] Koshitan
What's that got to do with anything?
[05:07] Nokotan
I can't go on with some human
who doesn't understand this pain!
[05:10] Nokotan
We're disbanding the Deer Club as of today!
[05:13] Koshitan
Over something this trivial?!
[05:14] Narrator
Their paths have diverged.
[05:16] Neko
The Deer Club is disbanding?!
[05:17] Neko
Yes! Finally my ambition is...
[05:23] Neko
Ugh! Now's not the time for that!
[05:26] Narrator
Just Allergy Things, number three:
[05:28] Narrator
When people lose out on golden opportunities
because they can't think straight.
[05:32] Tanuki
I-I-I can't believe it's gotten this bad!
[05:35] Tanuki
After being villainized as an enemy
of humanity since time immemorial,
[05:38] Tanuki
cedar pollen is finally taking its revenge!
[05:40] Tsubame
Do you have allergies, too, Kinu?
[05:42] Narrator
She does not.
SIGN Student Council
[05:46] Tsubame
Kinu, do you have any tissues?
[05:49] Tanuki
Oh, sorry. I only have this handkerchief.
[05:51] Tanuki
Want to use it?
[05:53] Tsubame
Um, Vice President,
[05:54] Tsubame
why don't we go back to the student
council office so you can blow your nose?
[06:00] Koshitan
At least wash all that floof off of you.
[06:03] Koshitan
I'll go get you a towel.
[06:09] Nokotan
Ah, that feels so nice!
[06:13] Nokotan
But it still feels itchy deep in my antlers.
[06:16] Koshitan
Did you finish washing up?
[06:19] Nokotan
Ah, I feel alive again.
[06:22] Koshitan
What the hell am I witnessing
right now? Yikes!
[06:31] Nokotan
Ah, all better.
[06:33] Floof
Here I come again.
[06:37] Nokotan
We have pollination!
[06:38] Narrator
It definitely feels like springtime is here.
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[06:45] Nokotan
Dang it! It still itches!
[06:47] Narrator
Just Allergy Things, number four:
[06:49] Narrator
Allergy-inspired rage that has no outlet.
[06:52] Koshitan
Come to think of it, they make
glasses for people with allergies.
[06:55] Koshitan
They're designed to keep
pollen out of the eyes.
[06:57] Nokotan
That's what I need!
[07:00] Nokotan
Ta-dah! I borrowed some goggles
from the swim team!
[07:03] Koshitan
Ooh.
[07:04] Nokotan
Yay! I don't itch anymore! Now I win!
[07:07] Nokotan
You ain't got nothin' on me, allergies!
[07:16] Nokotan
My antlers are itching again.
[07:18] Koshitan
Wait, what the hell was that?!
[07:19] Koshitan
Did... Did your antlers just sneeze?!
[07:22] Koshitan
Here, have some tissues.
[07:24] Koshitan
The next time you feel a sneeze coming on,
blow your antlers with those.
[07:27] Nokotan
I want fancy tissues like Antler Celeb.
[07:29] Koshitan
Quit being picky!
[07:31] Koshitan
Hey, are you okay?
[07:33] Nokotan
My nose is stuffed up,
so my voice is all nasally.
[07:36] Koshitan
You sound super weird!
[07:39] Nokotan
Oh, why do these horrible things
just keep happening to me?
[07:44] Koshitan
Why are you trying to act like a tragic
heroine with snot coming out of your nose?
[07:47] Nokotan
Living in a world like this
is too much! I'm done!
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[07:51] Nokotan
I'm done!
[07:52] Nokotan
I'm done!
[07:54] Nokotan
I'm done!
SIGN Hino Zoo
[07:55] Nokotan
I'm done!
[07:56] Nokotan
I'm done!
[08:07] Nokotan
Everyone... Are you here to cheer me up?
[08:10] Nokotan
Even you, Tsunoda-san?
[08:13] Koshitan
And they're here again...
[08:15] Nokotan
Thanks... I won't let this get me down!
[08:18] Nokotan
I know! I just had a great idea!
[08:21] Nokotan
Let's burn down the cedar trees!
[08:23] Koshitan
Could you not say something so ominous?
[08:25] Koshitan
Not to mention, burning down the
cedar trees in the neighborhood
[08:28] Koshitan
isn't gonna fix your allergies—
[08:29] Nokotan
Koshitan, did you forget?
[08:32] Nokotan
My antlers have a dynamite version, too.
[08:40] Nokotan
And I've shed a lot of antlers.
[08:43] Koshitan
Don't tell me you...
[08:45] Nokotan
With these, I'm going to blow up
every last cedar grove in Japan!
[08:49] Koshitan
Could you not store explosives
in the clubhouse?
[08:52] Nokotan
I will return it all to nothing, so that
a new world can rise from the ashes!
[08:55] Koshitan
What's with the final boss spiel?
[08:58] Neko
I want in on that plan!
[08:59] Koshitan
Nekoyamada-san?!
[09:02] Nokotan
Ah, Comrade Shikayamada.
[09:04] Neko
It's Nekoyamada!
[09:07] Nokotan
What's one thing our world
would be better off without?
[09:09] Nokotan
Let me tell you... Cedars!
[09:12] Neko
Precisely!
[09:13] Nokotan
Say no to pollen!
[09:15] Neko
No to pollen!
[09:16] Nokotan
Say no to pollen!
[09:17] Neko
No to pollen!
[09:19] Nokotan
Say no to pollen!
[09:20] Neko
No to pollen!
[09:23] Koshitan
Now, hold on a sec. There's probably
something I should mention first.
[09:27] Nokotan
Something you should mention?
SIGN Hino Veterinary Hospital for Doggies and Kitties
[09:33] Nokotan
No! I don't like hospitals!
[09:37] Vet
Now, now. Just stay still for me.
[09:39] Neko
Why am I here, too?! I'm not a cat!
[09:42] Vet
Now, now. Just stay still for me.
[09:44] Koshitan
Don't hate me. This is part
of my job as your owner.
[09:48] Floof
Here I come again!
[09:52] Receptionist
Koshi-san, you can head
into the exam room next.
[09:55] Koshitan
Huh?!
[09:56] Narrator
Just Allergy Things, number five:
[09:58] Narrator
When someone who swears they'll never
suffer from allergies finally gets them.
SIGN Izu Peninsula
Hachijo-jima
SIGN Hachijo-jima
Reeves's muntjacs
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[10:13] Koshitan
Shikanoko hasn't been coming
to the Deer Club lately.
[10:17] Koshitan
Damn it. Where's she slacking off at?
SIGN Deer Crackers
[10:20] Anko
So it's been a week since she
was last at the clubhouse...
[10:23] Anko
That's actually pretty long.
[10:27] Koshitan
We can't do Deer Club activities
without our deer!
[10:31] Anko
What could she possibly be up to, and where?
[10:33] Koshitan
She's been coming to school, so it's just her
after-school whereabouts that are unknown.
[10:37] Koshitan
Wait! Did she quit the Deer Club
and join some other club?!
[10:41] Koshitan
Oh, no... This castle I've made for myself,
not to mention the Deer Club, is in peril!
[10:46] (Flashback) Ukai
A club with no deer cannot stand!
[10:50] Koshitan
We can't just sit here! We're going
to look for Shikanoko, you two!
[10:53] Anko and Bashame
Aw...
[10:56] Koshitan
Damn it.
[10:57] Koshitan
Somehow, I ended up having
to look for her all by myself.
SIGN Flower Arrangement Club
[11:04] Girl
Yay!
SIGN Flower Arrangement Club
[11:06] Koshitan
The Flower Arrangement Club?
[11:08] Koshitan
It seems oddly lively.
[11:10] Teacher
Ahem. We have a special
lecturer visiting us today.
[11:15] Teacher
This is Nokotan-sensei.
[11:18] Koshitan
There she is!
[11:21] Girl 2
Nokotan-sensei!
[11:22] Girl 3
You're so amazing!
[11:23] Koshitan
Wh-What the hell is Shikanoko doing
in the Flower Arrangement Club?
[11:26] Koshitan
And what did she mean by special lecturer?
[11:28] Teacher
Now, let's have our lecturer
perform a flower arrangement.
[11:31] Teacher
Sensei, if you would.
[11:34] Koshitan
Wha? Like she'd know anything
about flower arrangement.
[11:38] Nokotan
Very well.
[11:40] Koshitan
What's this sudden atmosphere?
[11:43] Koshitan
Could she have some knack for it
that I didn't know about?
[11:47] Nokotan
Shikanoko Style Technique...
[11:53] Koshitan
Yeah, nope.
[12:06] Koshitan
Don't use your damn head for a flower bed!
[12:08] Koshitan
There's a thing called being too free!
[12:10] Girl 1
That's so impressive, Nokotan-sensei!
[12:12] Girl 2
Rather than flowers, she arranged her antlers!
[12:14] Girl 3
What a wonderful idea!
[12:16] Koshitan
So you agree.
It's not a flower arrangement at all.
[12:50] Teacher
I-I've never seen such technique!
[12:52] Koshitan
What technique?!
[12:53] Girl 1
Her flower-less arrangement
was already impressive,
[12:55] Girl 1
but with her bold new crumb-
scattering idea on top of that...
[12:58] Girl 2
This could change the history
of flower arrangement forever!
[13:02] Girl 3
It's a revolution in the
flower-arrangement world!
[13:04] Koshitan
Again, this isn't even
flower arrangement anymore.
[13:08] Teacher
I knew my eye for talent didn't fail me!
[13:16] (Flashback) Nokotan
May a thousand antlers bloom!
[13:22] Teacher
I still haven't forgotten how your artwork
that day resonated with my very soul!
[13:27] Teacher
Now, Nokotan-sensei, would you be so kind
as to tell us the title of this piece?
[13:34] Nokotan
"Tsuno to Shika."
[13:36] Narrator
Sounds very similar to a Yonezu Kenshi
song title from a while back.
[13:40] Teacher
It's... It's just so deep!
[13:42] Koshitan
How?! It's not deep!
It's actually pretty damn shallow!
[13:45] Girl 1
So this uses the deer crackers
to represent the parched earth
[13:49] Girl 1
and expresses the bond that was born
from deer and humans living together.
[13:53] Girl 3
It's genius!
[13:54] Girl 2
This is amazing, Nokotan-sensei. I'm in awe.
[13:57] Koshitan
You're seriously overthinking this.
[14:01] Teacher
Now, let's have Nokotan-sensei
observe all of your works.
[14:06] Girl 1
Sensei! Please look at mine!
[14:08] Girl 2
No, mine!
[14:09] Girl 3
Mine first!
[14:10] Nokotan
Yes, yes. I'll look at all of yours
in order, one at a time.
[14:13] Koshitan
What is this, an idol handshake event?!
[14:17] Girl 3
Um... I tried to express the beauty
of springtime with this piece.
[14:21] Teacher
It's quite lovely. But I also
feel like it lacks impact.
[14:27] Koshitan
I mean, considering what you all just saw,
everything's gonna lack impact.
[14:31] Teacher
What do you think, Sensei?
[14:34] Nokotan
Well...
[14:36] Nokotan
Um, well, er, you know...
[14:38] Nokotan
It needs better nutrition.
[14:40] Koshitan
Are you giving advice to some college freshman
that just started living on their own?!
[14:43] Girl 3
Oh, I see!
[14:44] Koshitan
What exactly made sense there?!
[14:46] Nokotan
All you need is a bit of wildness,
cuteness, umami, and some antlers.
[14:49] Nokotan
And a pinch of salt.
[14:51] Girl 3
You're right! How did I not notice it before?
[14:55] Koshitan
Is that necessary? No, really. Is any of
that necessary for flower arrangement?
[14:59] Nokotan
This is what you get once
you add all those things.
[15:02] Koshitan
So graphic!
[15:03] Koshitan
Where'd the "beauty of spring" aspect go?!
[15:05] Koshitan
Are we in a jungle?! Also, don't
just add onto someone else's piece!
[15:10] Girl 3
It's lovely!
[15:11] Koshitan
Well, as long as she's happy.
[15:13] Nokotan
And for the final touch...
[15:20] Koshitan
Uh, why a guitar?! And do you have an
extra-dimensional pocket in there?!
[15:46] Koshitan
Uh... What even is this performance?
[15:48] Koshitan
It's not even a proper song.
[15:53] Koshitan
Oh god, it's moving!
[15:55] Koshitan
Wait, I've seen these things on TV before!
[15:58] Teacher
The flowers... are alive!
[16:01] Koshitan
With the sound of music?!
[16:03] Koshitan
Talk about lame!
[16:05] Teacher
I knew I was right about you,
Nokotan-sensei! My eyes never lie—
[16:11] Koshitan
See? This is what you get for
saying something so clichéd!
[16:15] Girl 1
So you're saying that with birth
also comes death!
[16:19] Girl 1
It's the circle of life!
[16:22] Girl 2
The god of the flower arrangement world—
no, of the new world has been born!
[16:25] Girl 3
She's a shoo-in for the Nobel Prize!
[16:28] Koshitan
All of you, quit flower arrangement right now!
[16:34] Teacher
Oh, dearie me. It's about
time to leave school.
[16:37] Teacher
Sensei—no, O God!
Please continue tomorrow.
[16:41] Nokotan
I won't be coming tomorrow.
[16:43] Teacher
What?! Then the day after tomorrow?
[16:46] Nokotan
I won't be coming to the Flower
Arrangement Club anymore.
[16:48] Teacher
No! But you have so much talent! So why?!
[16:52] Nokotan
The novelty's worn off!
[16:53] Girl
Don't go!
[16:54] Girl
What'll happen to the new world you've shown us?
[16:57] Nokotan
Don't care!
[16:59] Koshitan
The Flower Arrangement Club's scary.
SIGN The Next Day
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[17:12] Nokotan
Nothing beats the Deer Club.
[17:13] Koshitan
Oh, I see.
SIGN
A very cute
Reeves's muntjac
from Hachijo-jima
[17:28] Bashame
A perfect day for planting some rice!
[17:39] Anko
Oh, Onee-chan.
[17:43] Bashame
Anko-chan!
[17:44] Anko
I'm not helping you.
SIGN Deer Crackers
[17:47] Bashame
But Bashame hasn't said anything yet.
[17:50] Anko
Did I guess wrong?
[17:51] Bashame
No, but...
[17:54] Bashame
Come plant some rice with me, Anko-chan.
[17:57] Anko
No. I don't want to get dirty.
[18:00] Bashame
But Bashame cultivated the land,
all to plant Bashame's rice paddy today!
[18:03] Bashame
Bashame spent seven episodes on this!
[18:06] Bashame
It's a product of Bashame's
blood, sweat, and tears.
[18:09] Anko
Seven episodes?
[18:10] Bashame
Come on. Bashame promises you
a completely new experience.
[18:14] Anko
I'm going to pass.
[18:16] Bashame
You just won't take the bait.
[18:17] Anko
I'll take that as a compliment.
[18:19] Anko
Also, you didn't get permission from the
school for your rice paddy, did you?
[18:22] Bashame
Of course not!
[18:24] Narrator
This could very well be a crime.
[18:30] Bashame
Um... Who were you again?
[18:34] Bashame
Tsu... Tsu...
[18:36] Bashame
Tsudayama!
[18:37] Anko
You mean Tsucchi.
[18:38] Bashame
Yes, exactly. Tsucchi.
[18:40] Bashame
Tsucchi! Let's plant some rice together!
[18:43] Bashame
Stare...
[18:47] Bashame
Stare...
[18:53] Bashame
Okay, now that you've agreed,
it's time to plant some rice!
[19:01] Anko
Good luck out there.
[19:02] Bashame
Ricey rice, ricey rice.
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[19:05] Bashame
Hino City specialty Bashame Rice.
[19:09] Bashame
Come one, come all.
[19:13] Bashame
If you have a moment, come have a bite.
[19:17] Bashame
Some delicious, delicious, Bashame Rice.
[19:30] Bashame
Ooh, not bad, Tsudayama.
[19:37] Bashame
It looks like it's time for Bashame
to reveal her true power!
[19:51] Bashame
Aw, now we have to start all over.
[19:54] Bashame
But this isn't enough to keep Bashame down.
[20:00] Bashame
Ooh, so you're still rarin' to go, Tsudayama.
[20:04] Bashame
In that case, let's do this again.
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[20:17] Anko
Hey, you two. Are you
done planting your rice?
[20:21] Bashame
Oh, Anko-chan.
[20:23] Bashame
We just finished.
[20:26] Anko
Wow, planting rice really is dirty work.
[20:29] Anko
I'm glad I didn't help out after all.
[20:33] Bashame
Rice balls!
[20:35] Anko
Wow...
[20:42] Bashame
Yummy!
[20:43] Bashame
Your rice balls can easily
get three stars, Anko-chan!
[20:47] Anko
Well, I'm honored. Are you
enjoying your meal, too?
[20:53] Bashame
You're really nice, Anko-chan.
[20:56] Anko
Not really. I'm just used
to making packed lunches.
[20:59] Bashame
Oh? So you make the
packed lunches, Anko-chan?
[21:03] Anko
Yeah, because my sister sucks at cooking.
[21:15] Bashame
The rice planting's all done.
[21:19] Bashame
What should we do next?
[21:34] Anko
Since you're growing rice and all...
[21:37] Anko
Why don't you pickle some plums?
[21:40] Bashame
Anko-chan, that's...
[21:43] Anko
genius!
[21:46] Anko
Well, I guess we know what you're doing next.
[21:49] Bashame
Yes!
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[21:50] Bashame
Let's have a rice ball party in the fall with
some Bashame Rice and Bashame Pickled Plums!
[21:55] Anko
Sounds good.
[21:56] Bashame
We should get some chickens
so we can eat some egg over rice, too.
[22:00] Anko
Sure. Some yakitori would be good, too.
E11 - The Pursuer and the Pursued
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
[00:14] Koshitan
It's so peaceful.
[00:16] Koshitan
I hope these days continue forever.
[00:20] Koshitan
Anyway, back to class.
[00:31] Koshitan
Well, that peace sure didn't last.
[02:15] Koshitan
The hell is that?! A nose bubble?
[02:18] Koshitan
No, an antler bubble?!
[02:25] Koshitan
A fairytale scene... but only visually!
[02:32] Koshitan
Why do you sound like that in your sleep?
[02:34] Koshitan
Or rather, don't fall asleep during class.
Especially this boldly.
[02:44] Koshitan
As the class rep, student council president,
and this deer's caretaker,
[02:50] Koshitan
I should probably wake her up.
[02:52] Koshitan
Hey, Shikanoko. Wake up.
[02:56] Koshitan
And she's not waking up.
[02:58] Koshitan
Shikanoko! Hey, Shikanoko!
[03:01] Koshitan
Wake—
[03:05] Koshitan
Wha?
[03:06] Narrator
Reflexes so sharp, you wonder
if she's really asleep at all.
[03:19] Koshitan
Is she rowing a boat now?
[03:21] Koshitan
Well, I mean, I can understand
getting sleepy during last period.
[03:28] Koshitan
Huh?
[03:31] Koshitan
A bird?!
[03:33] Koshitan
Followed by more!
[03:37] Koshitan
And she hasn't noticed at all!
SIGN 10 Minutes Later
[03:39] Narrator
Ten minutes later.
[03:43] Koshitan
Okay, wake up already!
[03:45] Ukai
Koshi-san? What's the matter?
[03:47] Koshitan
Er, it's nothing.
[03:49] Narrator
Some things have to be called out,
even in the middle of class.
[03:54] Ukai
And then an adjective gets added here...
[03:59] Koshitan
It's a little late to be asking now, but...
[04:01] Koshitan
Why is no one saying a damn thing
about all of this?!
[04:05] Sparrow
Jab, jab. Jab, jab.
[04:07] Narrator
Just* My Deer Friend Nokotan Things.
[04:10] Koshitan
She's seriously not waking up at all.
It's messed up!
[04:14] Ukai
Let's see... Who should we have
translate this sentence into Japanese?
[04:17] Ukai
Well, today's the 12th, so the person
who's attendance number 12!
[04:23] Koshitan
Crap!
SIGN Number 12
SIGN Number 12
[04:24] Koshitan
Hey, Shikanoko!
SIGN Psssssszzzzzzzzz
[04:29] Koshitan
She's gonna call on you!
[04:33] Ukai
Let's see. Number 12 is...
[04:36] Koshitan
Shikanoko!
[04:44] Nokotan
Your tag's still on.
[04:49] Ukai
No way! Oh, no! I forgot to cut the tag off!
[04:52] Student A
Wait, my tag's not still on, is it?!
[04:55] Boy B
Hey, who was that just now?
[05:00] Koshitan
And she's still asleep!
[05:02] Koshitan
Could you not say such*
stress-inducing things in your sleep?!
[05:04] Narrator
You can bet Class 3-B didn't
get any work done after that.
SIGN Hokkaido
Notsuke Peninsula
Shiretoko Mountain Range
SIGN Hokkaido
Notsuke Peninsula
Mount Rausu
SIGN MY DEER FRIEND NOKOTAN
[05:27] Kumatori
Well, well...
[05:33] Kumatori
I definitely smell something.
[05:45] Nokotan
This pressure... It couldn't be.
[05:48] Koshitan
All right. Time for club.
[05:50] Koshitan
Hey, Shikanoko. Let's go.
[05:53] Koshitan
Huh? She was just here a moment ago.
[06:07] Koshitan
Who're you?!
[06:10] Kumatori
The scent was coming from here,
but I guess it got away.
[06:13] Koshitan
You're from a whole other world!
[06:15] Kumatori
I, Kumatori Soichiro, was once known
as a legendary Matagi hunter,
[06:20] Kumatori
but it seems I've lost my edge.
[06:22] Kumatori
My life's greatest regret.
[06:24] Koshitan
Uh... You just randomly
started recounting your past?
[06:26] Koshitan
But thanks. At least I know who you are now.
[06:29] Koshitan
But why'd a Matagi suddenly show up?
[06:31] Koshitan
Not to mention, this dude
is definitely trespassing.
[06:37] Koshitan
Um... What could a Matagi want at our school?
[06:42] Koshitan
Did you get permission to be here?
[06:46] Kumatori
It's still warm.
[06:48] Koshitan
This dude's not listening to me at all.
[06:51] Kumatori
My quarry can't have gone far.
[06:53] Koshitan
No, really! Did you get
permission to be here—
[06:55] Kumatori
I won't let you escape!
[07:02] Koshitan
Guess I'm reporting him.
[07:03] Nokotan
Is he gone?
[07:05] Koshitan
Huh? Shikanoko? Hey, where are you?
[07:09] Koshitan
Huh?
[07:10] Nokotan
Whew, I'm saved.
[07:13] Koshitan
This is a school, right?!
[07:14] Koshitan
What's goin' on with our floors?!
[07:16] Nokotan
Thank goodness I made some modifications
just in case something like this happened!
[07:20] Koshitan
Don't go modifying school property!
[07:23] Koshitan
Want me to report you, too?
[07:25] Koshitan
More importantly, what's
that Matagi even doing here?
[07:30] Koshitan
He was touching your desk.
[07:32] Nokotan
Today's the Day of the Deer.
[07:35] Koshitan
The Day of the Deer?
[07:36] Narrator
The Day of the Deer,
[07:39] Narrator
on the fourth Tuesday
of each month in Hokkaido,
[07:42] Narrator
was introduced in order to promote the
consumption of Yezo deer meat to the masses.
[07:47] Koshitan
That's very specific to Hokkaido!
[07:49] Koshitan
Don't try to apply local rules to Hino!
[07:52] Koshitan
No wonder I've never heard of it!
[07:54] Koshitan
Wait a minute. Does that mean that Matagi
came here to capture you, Shikanoko?
[08:00] Nokotan
That's right. And he's super persistent, too.
[08:05] Koshitan
You actually know the guy?!
[08:06] Nokotan
If he catches me, it'll all be over!
[08:08] Nokotan
A gibier festival will be held
in front of Hino Station,
[08:12] Nokotan
and the citizens of Hino will
make a delicious meal of me!
[08:16] Nokotan
Gibier! Gibier!
[08:18] Koshitan
Spare a thought for the Hino citizens
who just wanted to use the train.
[08:23] Nokotan
Anyway, I gotta spend today
running away from him!
[08:26] Koshitan
Huh? Wait, where are you going?! Hello?
SIGN RUNNING BEGINS
[08:30] Narrator
And the running begins.
[08:47] Kumatori
I smell its scent nearby.
[08:50] Nokotan
Gulp.
[08:58] Kumatori
There's no use in hiding!
[09:09] Kumatori
Tch. I mistook my prey for another.
[09:15] Neko
Huh? What the?!
SIGN Clueless Yet Again
Nekoyamada Neko-san (3rd-Year)
[09:23] Kumatori
I've found you!
[09:48] Kumatori
Must be this way.
[09:50] Gyaru B
Whoa, what the heck?
[09:53] Gyaru B
There's some weird old dude over there.
[09:56] Gyaru A
For real. Hilarious.
SIGN UNEXPECTED VISITORS
[09:59] Narrator
The irregularly occurring gyaru!
[10:01] Gyaru B
Hey, mister. Whatcha doin'?
[10:04] Gyaru A
Like, what are you doing? Cosplay?
[10:06] Kumatori
No... Er, I, uh...
[10:08] Gyaru B
OMG, did you hear him?
He legit talks like a grandpa!
[10:13] Gyaru A
Take a picture with us!
Let's put it up on Insta!
[10:16] Kumatori
"Insta"?
[10:17] Kumatori
Er... I don't know what you're talking about.
[10:19] Gyaru B
C'mon!
[10:23] Gyaru A
Okay, look at my phone!
[10:27] Gyaru A
He's chasing you, isn't he?
[10:28] Gyaru A
This is your chance to run!
[10:30] Nokotan
Gyaru!
[10:32] Narrator
Thus we prove the existence
of deer-friendly gyaru.
[10:35] Narrator
Q.E.D.
SIGN RUN
[10:37] Narrator
Run.
SIGN RUN
[10:40] Narrator
Run!
[10:42] Narrator
Run!
SIGN RUN
[10:45] Narrator
Nokotan's epic escape continued.
SIGN THE PURSUER
[10:49] Narrator
The pursuer...
SIGN THE PURSUED
[11:04] Narrator
and the pursued.
SIGN Principal's Office
SIGN Every Miller Draws Water to His Own Mill
SIGN Every Miller Draws Water to His Own Mill
[12:04] Narrator
The fierce battle continued
even after midnight.
[12:09] Narrator
"But the Day of the Deer
is over now, isn't it?"
[12:12] Narrator
No basic jokes like that here.
[12:29] Nokotan
Take that.
[12:32] Nokotan
Steppy, steppy, steppy, step.
[12:43] Narrator
This was a battle with everything on the line.
[13:09] Kumatori
Seems I've finally tracked you down, Noko-san.
SIGN NOKOTAN'S IN DIRE STRAITS
[13:15] Narrator
Nokotan's in dire straits!
[13:19] Koshitan
Shikanoko!
[13:20] Koshitan
You guys are still at it?!
[13:22] Nokotan
Koshitan!
[13:24] Nokotan
Witness how our battle ends!
[13:27] Koshitan
Huh?
[13:28] Nokotan
I...
[13:31] Nokotan
I will never fall to you!
Bring it, Kumatori Soichiro!
[13:47] Koshitan
The hell is that weapon?!
It looks super inconvenient to use!
[13:52] Koshitan
And what is this mystery dimension?!
[13:53] Kumatori
Oho... At least you're a lively one.
[13:57] Kumatori
But you won't be talking like that for long...
[14:02] Kumatori
Shikanoko Noko!
SIGN This is my rifle.
SIGN There are many like it, but this one is mine.
SIGN My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.
SIGN I must master it as
SIGN I must master my life.
SIGN My rifle
SIGN and myself are the defenders of my country.
SIGN We are the masters of our enemy.
SIGN We are the saviors of my life.
[14:52] Kumatori
Your life is mine!
[14:54] Koshitan
Shikanoko!
[14:59] Kumatori
Oh, time out for a sec.
[15:04] Kumatori
H-Hello—
[15:05] Wife
Hey! Where the hell are you?!
[15:08] Wife
Hurry up and buy the daikon radish
I asked for and head home!
[15:10] Kumatori
Darlin', I'm sorry—
[15:12] Wife
Where are you right now?!
[15:13] Kumatori
I'm in Hino right now...
[15:15] Wife
Where the hell's Hino?! In Douou?!
[15:17] Kumatori
No, uh... Tokyo.
[15:21] Wife
What?! There ain't no Hino in the 23 wards!
[15:25] Kumatori
There's a place called
the Tama region in Tokyo.
[15:28] Kumatori
I'll buy some Nerima daikon and head home.
[15:31] Wife
How many hours do you think it'll take you
to get from Nerima to Nemuro, huh?!
[15:36] Koshitan
Did... Did he go home?
[15:39] Nokotan
This is what friendship, effort,
and victory look like!
SIGN Friendship
SIGN Effort
SIGN Victory
[15:43] Koshitan
Yeah, I don't think you'll be
standing shoulder-to-shoulder
[15:45] Koshitan
with a Jump protag anytime soon.
[15:47] Nokotan
All right! I'm gonna win the next
Day of the Deer, too!
[15:51] Koshitan
He's gonna be coming by every month?!
[15:53] Narrator
The thought of every fourth Tuesday awaiting
her plunged Koshitan into a deep despair.
[15:59] Cop A
What's that on your shoulder?
[16:00] Kumatori
Huh? Oh!
[16:02] Kumatori
I-I'm sort of in a hurry...
[16:05] Cop A
You'll be coming to the station with us.
[16:06] Cop B
Hey, this is a real gun!
[16:09] Cop A
What?!
SIGN When carrying or transporting a firearm,
said firearm must be placed in a container.
SIGN (Excerpt from the Firearm and Sword Possession Control Law)
[16:10] Narrator
When carrying or transporting a firearm,
said firearm must be placed in a container.
[16:22] Narrator
Something tells me we won't be
seeing him next Day of the Deer.
SIGN Hokkaido
Nemuro Strait
Ice Floe
SIGN Deer
Crackers
[16:49] Narrator
One hour ago.
SIGN One Hour Ago
[16:51] Nokotan
Let's do our best in the
Deer Club again today!
[16:53] Koshitan
Why are you wearing a tracksuit?
[16:55] Nokotan
Oh, I just sent my uniform to the cleaners.
[17:03] Koshitan
It's all ripped.
[17:06] Koshitan
Look, over there, too.
SIGN Deer
Crackers
[17:08] Koshitan
And there.
[17:10] Koshitan
And the knees!
[17:12] Nokotan
They sure get tattered quickly
when you go walking.
[17:15] Koshitan
Walking? Or hiking on game trails?!
SIGN Deer
Crackers
[17:25] Nokotan
It may be spring, but it's still chilly.
[17:27] Koshitan
Sometimes, reality just hits you.
[17:32] Koshitan
Fine. Let's go buy you a new tracksuit.
[17:35] Nokotan
Yay! Shopping!
[17:40] Koshitan
Is it really so exciting?
[17:45] Nokotan
Koshitan!
[17:47] Koshitan
Yeah!
[17:49] Koshitan
By the way...
[17:51] Koshitan
Where are we?
[17:52] Nokotan
Hino!
[17:54] Koshitan
I know that much, you dumbass!
[17:57] Koshitan
We were supposed to go straight to the store,
[17:59] Koshitan
but we got lost because
you kept making stops!
[18:02] Nokotan
But... But I kept seeing really
cool sticks to pick up...
[18:09] Koshitan
What are you, a grade schooler?!
[18:11] Koshitan
Oh, damn it!
[18:12] Koshitan
I've done this for 11 episodes, and I still
don't know a damn thing about Hino!
[18:16] Koshitan
Okay. If we go down that hill,
we'll be in the shopping district.
[18:20] Koshitan
Come on, let's go.
[18:21] Koshitan
Er, huh?
[18:24] Koshitan
Shikanoko?
[18:25] Koshitan
Where'd you...
[18:29] Koshitan
What are you doing?
[18:32] Nokotan
Plastic bottles.
[18:33] Koshitan
Huh?
[18:34] Nokotan
Plastic bottles.
[18:37] Koshitan
Ah, right. You're scared of them.
[18:39] Koshitan
I guess that was a plot point somewhere.
[18:47] Koshitan
Um... Shikanoko?
[18:50] Koshitan
There's some behind you, too.
[18:57] Narrator
This is still Nokotan.
SIGN NB: Nokotan
[19:01] Koshitan
Just how scared are you?
[19:19] Koshitan
C-Come on. Stand up already.
[19:22] Koshitan
We don't really have a choice,
so we're taking another way.
[19:24] Koshitan
I-I'm the president, remember?
[19:26] Koshitan
It's the president's job to take
care of the deer, or something.
[19:30] Koshitan
Damn it, you sure are a handful, though.
[19:42] Koshitan
Damn it... Whenever I'm with her...
[19:46] Koshitan
I always...
[19:48] Koshitan
always...
[19:51] Koshitan
get thrown off balance.
[19:54] Nokotan
Is something wrong?
[19:56] Koshitan
No, it's nothing!
[19:58] Nokotan
Ah, Koshitan!
[20:08] Koshitan
We're back where we started.
[20:10] Nokotan
Hino is just cursed!
[20:13] Nokotan
There are plastic bottles around every corner!
[20:18] Koshitan
How did you even survive this long?
[20:30] Nokotan
Ooh!
[20:33] Koshitan
That should take care of things for now.
[20:35] Koshitan
Well, wearing a tracksuit won't
be against the rules, at least.
[20:38] Bashame
That's a surprising skill.
[20:41] Anko
A former delinquent who's good at sewing...
[20:43] Anko
It's more common than you'd think,
but that's why it's good!
[20:46] Koshitan
You want me to literally zip your mouth shut?
[20:49] Nokotan
Thanks, Koshitan! I'll treasure it!
[20:52] Koshitan
Sure. I-If it gets ripped again,
I'll sew it up for you.
[20:55] Nokotan
Yay!
SIGN Rip
[20:59] Nokotan
My butt just ripped.
[21:03] Koshitan
Come here already.
[21:04] Nokotan
Okay!
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[21:06] Koshitan
She's a pain in the ass...
but this isn't so bad.
[21:10] Koshitan
I hope these days continue forever.
[22:47] Girl student A
Koshi-san, good morning.
[22:49] Koshitan
Good morning.
[23:01] Ukai
This part and this part will be on the test!
[23:04] Ukai
And this part might not be.
[23:14] Kohitan
Heya.
[23:15] Anko
You're late, Onee-chan.
[23:17] Bashame
Koshitan-senpai, you're late.
[23:20] Koshitan
Well, Shikanoko's been missing all morning.
[23:23] Koshitan
Have you guys seen her?
[23:26] Anko
Onee-chan?
[23:28] Bashame
Who's Shikanoko?
[23:32] Koshitan
Huh?
E12 - Farewell Nokotan!? Long Live the Deer Club!
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. The names of the people, places, and organizations
are fictitious and in no way related to any real person or entity.
[00:10] Kumatori
Impossible...
[00:12] Kumatori
Why?
[00:16] Kumatori
So that's how it is.
[00:18] Kumatori
Deer's Den is on the move... Shikanoko Noko!
[00:23] Narrator
The hunch that the legendary Matagi hunter
Kumatori Soichiro had was correct.
SIGN Hokkaido
SIGN Nara Prefecture
SIGN Nagasaki Prefecture
[00:27] Narrator
Unbeknownst to all, the wrath of the deer
was concentrating upon Hino City.
SIGN Hino City
[00:33] Narrator
And now, a huge deer storm
is about to wreak havoc!
SIGN Farewell Nokotan!?
Long Live the Deer Club!
[02:13] Nokotan
S-Say what now?!
[02:16] Nokotan
This is bad, Koshitan!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN 4/10/2024 3:45 PM
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Dear Nokotan-sama,
SIGN Thank you for everything last week.
This is Kumatori.
It is a chilly day here in Hokkaido.
SIGN The other day at Daisetsuzan,
I happened to run into an assassin
who is probably after you. It appears
as though Deer's Den is sending
assassins from all over Japan
to eradicate you.
SIGN I pray that you are safe
from the bottom of my heart.
SIGN Sincerely, Kumatori Soichiro
[02:18] Nokotan
Kumatori-san just sent me a DM saying that
Deer's Den assassins are coming to Hino City!
[02:22] Koshitan
Hang on a damn minute!
[02:24] Koshitan
I have several questions!
[02:26] (Flashback) Anko
Onee-chan?
[02:29] (Flashback) Bashame
Who's Shikanoko?
[02:33] (Flashback) Koshitan
Huh?
[02:34] Koshitan
What happened to that serious-looking stinger
that was supposed to lead into the finale?
[02:39] Nokotan
That doesn't matter right now!
[02:41] Koshitan
It doesn't matter?!
[02:43] Narrator
It really doesn't.
[02:44] Anko
Deer's Den, huh...
[02:46] Koshitan
You've heard of them, Anko?
[02:49] Anko
You're familiar with the local mascots
created to promote various cities?
[02:52] Anko
Well, there's a secret organization that
specializes in training the deer-type ones:
[02:57] Anko
Deer's Den.
[02:59] Koshitan
What's with this secret
organization outta nowhere?!
[03:02] Narrator
Just Anime Finale Things.
[03:04] Nokotan
You see, that's where I'm from.
[03:07] Nokotan
But the training became a real pain in the—
I mean, I had important reasons for leaving.
[03:12] Koshitan
Why are you adding more random plot points?
[03:15] Narrator
This, too, is Just Anime Finale Things.
[03:17] Nokotan
They've been able to determine my
location by watching the anime as it airs.
[03:20] Nokotan
And now, they're dispatching assassins
to bring me back as a traitor!
[03:25] Nokotan
Right... So you're saying a bunch
of local mascots are after you?
[03:29] Nokotan
Come on, now. They're not going to arrange
celebrity appearances for an anime like—
[03:35] Koshitan
There's one right in front of us!
[03:39] Anko
You're Kyun-chan.
SIGN Hokkaido Map
[03:41] Anko
Kyun-chan grew up in the Daisetsuzan
National Park in Hokkaido.
[03:44] Anko
Timid but curious,
[03:47] Anko
they came down from the mountain
to learn about various things
[03:49] Anko
and ended up becoming a local mascot
to promote the attractions of Hokkaido.
[03:55] Anko
I can't believe we get to meet them in Hino.
[03:57] Koshitan
No, really. How do you know all these things?
[04:00] Bashame
Speaking of Hokkaido, they produce
some of the best rice in Japan—
[04:04] Koshitan
You can shut up.
[04:05] Nokotan
Kyun-chan. I'm not going back to Deer's Den.
[04:09] Nokotan
I have a new life now as
Shikanoko Noko of the Deer Club!
[04:13] Nokotan
Let us battle for the freedom
of the deer, Kyun-chan!
[04:19] Anko
They seem happy that you'll play with them.
[04:21] Bashame
Bashame's gonna go check on her rice field.
SIGN 1st Hinominami High School
Chitty Chitty Nokotan vs Kyun-chan
Dance King Competition!!
[04:25] Ukai
This is the Nokotan versus Kyun-chan
Dance King Competition!
[04:31] Koshitan
This is the set from episode 2!
[04:33] Koshitan
Also, why a dance competition?
SIGN Producer
Koshi Anko
[04:35] Koshitan
And what am I even doing here?!
[04:38] Ukai
Nokotan and Kyun-chan will dance at the
same time, and the better dancer will win!
[04:42] Ukai
Now, if Nokotan loses...
SIGN Right to Deport
[04:45] Ukai
She will be forcefully
deported back to Deer's Den.
[04:47] Ukai
But if she wins, she gets a
year's supply of deer crackers!
[04:49] Koshitan
This again?!
[04:51] Ukai
And the judge will be...
[04:53] Ukai
Tsunoda-san!
[04:55] Koshitan
This is messed up!
[04:57] Narrator
Her secret already came out at the sports
festival, so Koshitan's not holding back.
[05:02] Koshitan
Shikanoko, can you actually win?
[05:04] Nokotan
Leave it to me! I'm known as the
legendary dancer of Deer's Den!
[05:09] Nokotan
I'm excited to find out just how much
Kyun-chan's polished their antlers.
[05:13] Ukai
Okay...
[05:15] Ukai
Start dancing!
SIGN Choreography: Lucky Ikeda
[05:30] Crowd
Kyun-chan!
[05:32] Koshitan
Kyun-chan was so on point.
[05:33] Koshitan
They're so cute that my heart hurts.
[05:36] Narrator
As for Kumatori Soichiro...
[05:39] Kumatori
So cute.
[05:41] Koshitan
And yet we have...
[05:42] Nokotan
Not bad, Kyun-chan.
[05:45] Koshitan
Your skin's so thick, it's legendary.
SIGN Judge
Tsunoda-san
[05:48] Ukai
All right. If our judge could
begin his deliberations...
[05:52] Ukai
The winner is Kyun-chan!
SIGN 1st Hinominami High School
Chitty Chitty Nokotan vs Kyun-chan
Dance King Competition!!
[05:58] Koshitan
How could you possibly think you won?
SIGN Judge
Tsunoda-san
[06:01] Koshitan
Also, I guess you actually
deliberated properly, Tsunoda-san.
[06:04] Nokotan
Curse you, Tsunoda!
[06:05] Nokotan
This is the problem with you stupid deer!
[06:07] Koshitan
You realize you're also a deer, don't you?
[06:10] [SONG] Sign
Employees of Deer's Den
[06:12] Nokotan
I don't wanna go back to Deer's Den!
[06:14] Nokotan
I'm gonna keep being taken care of by
the Deer Club and live the easy life!
[06:19] Koshitan
You're the worst, you know that?
[06:21] Koshitan
But what can we do? You lost fair and square.
[06:24] Ukai
I don't think we can keep having
a Deer Club with no actual deer.
[06:28] Ukai
Oh, you'll need to pay back those club funds.
[06:32] Koshitan
This ain't over yet!
[06:35] Koshitan
If you intend on taking her back...
You'll have to face me, Kyun-chan!
[06:41] Classmate A
Koshitan... You care that much about Nokotan?
[06:44] Nokotan
Koshitan... You're doing all this for me?
[06:46] Narrator
She is not.
[06:48] Ukai
We have a surprise second round!
[06:50] Ukai
Our new challenger will be the
Deer Club president, Koshi Torako!
[06:54] Koshitan
I guess I've gotta do this!
[06:56] Ukai
Start dancing!
[07:14] Koshitan
To think that my DeerColle experience
would pay off here...
[07:18] Anko
You're wonderful, Onee-chan!
SIGN Judge
Tsunoda-san
[07:20] Ukai
All right. If our judge could
begin his deliberations...
SIGN Draw
[07:24] Ukai
Wow! We've got a draw!
SIGN Draw
[07:26] Ukai
In which case...
SIGN Judge
Tsunoda-san
SIGN Judge
Nokotan
[07:30] Nokotan
Your antlers just aren't there yet.
SIGN Spicy
[07:33] Koshitan
Want me to pull out them antlers?!
[07:35] Ukai
Now, now. At least we know that Nokotan's
not being forcefully deported.
[07:42] Nokotan
You've gotten stronger, Kyun-chan.
[07:45] Koshitan
You've completely lost, by the way.
[07:47] Nokotan
To celebrate your growth... Have this.
[07:50] Anko
Kyun-chan's a rabbit.
Can they eat deer crackers?
[07:54] Koshitan
Huh?
[07:55] Anko
Specifically, a northern pika, a species
known for its round ears and eyes.
[08:00] Anko
They're quiet and timid, so they
usually wear a Yezo sika hood.
[08:05] Anko
But they're quite curious, so sometimes,
they wear other hoods, too.
[08:13] Koshitan
You're not a deer...
but you belong to Deer's Den?
[08:16] Nokotan
Man... I worked up a good sweat.
[08:19] Koshitan
What actually makes a deer?
[08:21] Chikamaru
Nokotan!
[08:23] Hana-chan
Play with us next, hana!
[08:25] Koshitan
Wait, now there's more?!
[08:28] Nokotan
The next assassins already showed up...
[08:29] Anko
Chikamaru-kun and Hana-chan.
[08:33] Anko
They're local mascots from
Ojika Town in Nagasaki Prefecture,
[08:35] Anko
a boy and a girl who work hard
to make as many smiles as they can
[08:38] Anko
bloom like flowers on the island of Ojika
to bring people closer to Ojika Town.
[08:45] Chikamaru
Hello, chika!
[08:46] Koshitan
Oh, hi. You're so polite...
[08:49] Anko
By the way, these are kids
[08:51] Anko
who are wearing costumes inspired
by sika deer from Kyushu.
[08:55] Koshitan
Again, they're not even deer?!
[08:56] Ukai
Now that we have some new assassins,
we'll be doing a 2v2 duo competition!
[09:01] Ukai
They'll be playing a mind-reading game!
SIGN 1st Hinominami High School
Chitty Chitty Nokotan vs Kyun-chan
Dance King Competition!!
[09:05] Ukai
Without saying anything, you'll have
to guess what your partner is thinking
[09:08] Ukai
to show just how strong
your love for each other is!
[09:11] Nokotan
Let's do our best, Koshitan!
[09:13] Nokotan
Let's show everyone just
how strong our bond is!
[09:16] Koshitan
At this rate, bring anything on!
[09:18] Ukai
Okay, please guess what
the other is thinking.
[09:23] Ukai
Ready... Go!
[09:25] Chikamaru
Ojika Town is made up of a
number of big and little islands
[09:28] Chikamaru
that are in the ocean west of Kyushu, chika.
SIGN Ojika Town
[09:31] Chikamaru
The main industries there are fishing,
farming, and tourism, chika.
[09:36] Hana-chan
The ruins on Nozaki Island have been
chosen as a World Heritage Site
[09:40] Hana-chan
and there's plenty to see there
since it's so full of nature, hana.
[09:43] Chikamaru
That's what she's thinking, chika.
[09:43] Hana-chan
That's what he's thinking, hana.
[09:46] Ukai
Correct!
[09:47] Koshitan
Uh, that was just their standard tourism spiel?
[09:50] Koshitan
Also, this is clearly just guessing!
[09:52] Ukai
I don't know anything about that.
[09:54] Nokotan
They got it perfectly right...
That's amazing.
[09:58] Nokotan
Koshitan, we're up next!
[10:01] Koshitan
R-Right...
[10:04] Ukai
Ready, go!
[10:12] Ukai
And now, if you'll answer!
[10:14] Nokotan
Okay!
[10:15] Nokotan
I love you, Nokotan.
[10:17] Nokotan
I spent three months' pay
to get you these... antlers.
[10:23] Nokotan
Oh, Koshitan!
[10:26] Chikamaru
Woo, woo, chika!
[10:27] Anko
Incorrect.
[10:29] Anko
The thing Onee-chan is always
thinking about is me.
[10:34] Nokotan
No, it's me! Koshitan, answer.
[10:38] Koshitan
Uh... Yeah, I've got no idea.
[10:41] Nokotan
That's so mean, Koshitan!
[10:43] Koshitan
How the hell would I know?! I'm no psychic!
[10:45] Ukai
Does this mean you don't have
an answer? Which means...
[10:48] Ukai
Chikamaru-kun and Hana-chan win!
[10:51] Chikamaru and Hana-chan
Yay!
[10:53] Nokotan
Wah! I don't wanna go!
[10:56] Neko
Did you need our help?
[10:58] Nokotan
You're Shikayamada Shika!
[11:00] Neko
It's Nekoyamada Neko!
[11:01] Koshitan
What are you doing here, Nekoyamada-san?
[11:03] Neko
As the student council, it's our
duty to protect the students.
[11:06] Neko
It's not for you or anything, President.
[11:09] Narrator
Usually, Neko-chan would be more than
happy to see the Deer Club disbanded,
[11:12] Narrator
but since it's the final
episode of the anime...
[11:15] Narrator
She's been standing by the whole time.
[11:17] Neko
You don't need to include that
in the narration!
[11:19] Chikamaru
Did you want to play with us, too, chika?
[11:21] Neko
Yes! You can count on me. This game
is perfect for the student council.
[11:26] Neko
We can understand each other
without saying a word.
[11:30] Tsubame
Okay, Kinu. Pair up with me.
[11:32] Tsubame
I won't let them take Nokotan-senpai.
[11:35] Tanuki
I-I-I need to throw my life away for Chiharu,
since she paired up with me!
[11:42] Koshitan
I get it.
[11:43] Neko
Please don't!
[11:44] Ukai
Okay, now that we have our new
competitors, let's start round 2!
[11:52] Chikamaru
Oh, it's already time, chika.
[11:54] Chikamaru
Today's the birthday of Uemura Reo-kun,
who lives in Ojika Town, chika!
[11:58] Hana-chan
We're heading back to celebrate, hana.
[12:00] Koshitan
Huh?
[12:01] Anko
Oh, that's right.
[12:03] Anko
Whenever a child has a birthday in Ojika Town,
[12:05] Anko
Chikamaru-kun and Hana-chan
come to celebrate.
[12:08] Chikamaru
Bye-bye, chika!
[12:08] Hana-chan
Bye-bye, hana!
[12:10] Nokotan
We won... Everyone!
[12:13] Koshitan
No, you keep losing.
[12:15] Bashame
That was a rough battle.
[12:17] Koshitan
You really haven't done anything.
[12:20] Bashame
Oh, here.
[12:21] Bashame
It's from some really pale old guy.
[12:29] Nokotan
Wait... Does that mean he's coming?
[12:32] Koshitan
Seriously, another one?
[12:34] Anko
Who is it this time?
[12:37] Nokotan
During the next break, Deer's Den's
finest assassin will come to Hino...
[12:44] Nokotan
It's Sento-kun!
[12:50] All
Wh-What?!
[12:53] Narrator
The ultimate battle for the
Deer Club is about to begin!
SIGN Kagoshima
Kirishima
Mount Karakuni
SIGN Kagoshima
Kirishima Miyama Kirishima
Shikagahara
SIGN Deer Club
Seeking New Club Members
[13:05] Koshitan
"Dear Nokotan.
[13:06] Koshitan
I'll be dropping in on you next break.
[13:09] Koshitan
Catch me at the Hino Municipal Gym.
[13:12] Koshitan
From Sento."
[13:13] Koshitan
This is undoubtedly a challenge letter.
[13:15] Bashame
Maybe he's just literally dropping by?
[13:20] Nokotan
I-I-I'll easily take on any challenge!
[13:23] Koshitan
Calm down! And you've
lost every match so far!
[13:26] Nokotan
Bring it on!
[13:28] Koshitan
What even are those punches?
[13:31] Koshitan
We're training! We're training right now!
[13:34] Koshitan
Let's go!
[13:37] Anko
Welp... Looks like my sister's
shonen manga button has been pushed.
SIGN "Wild Deer"
SIGN Lyrics, Vocals, Composition by Koshi Torako
SIGN Your flesh, all flabby from club
SIGN Your flesh, all flabby from club
SIGN Your will, all rusted from club
SIGN Your will, all rusted from club
SIGN You've been domesticated
SIGN You've been domesticated
SIGN As a pet
SIGN As a pet
SIGN We're going to blow away that unserious body
SIGN We're going to blow away that unserious body
SIGN A great enemy has challenged you
SIGN A great enemy has challenged you
SIGN So we're gonna shake any fear out of you
SIGN So we're gonna shake any fear out of you
SIGN Deer Crackers
SIGN It'll probably be rough sometimes
SIGN It'll probably be rough sometimes
SIGN I'm sure you'll want to cry sometimes
SIGN I'm sure you'll want to cry sometimes
SIGN But...
SIGN But...
SIGN You are not alone
SIGN You are not alone
SIGN This hellish training
SIGN This hellish training
SIGN You'll get through it and take back the spirit that you've lost
SIGN You'll get through it and take back the spirit that you've lost
SIGN You are a wild deer
SIGN You are a wild deer
SIGN You are a wild deer
SIGN You are a wild deer
SIGN You are the best
SIGN You are the best
SIGN Vermin in Japan
SIGN Vermin in Japan
[14:56] Announcer
The day has finally arrived.
[14:59] Announcer
The Wild Deer of Hino, Shikanoko Noko,
[15:02] Announcer
and Nara's official mascot
character, Sento-kun,
SIGN Sento-kun vs Shikanoko Noko Battle!
[15:05] Announcer
will be competing to see who is the
best deer local mascot character.
[15:08] Announcer
Our commentator today will be the
leading expert on Deer's Den research,
[15:11] Announcer
Miura John-san.
[15:14] Miura
Hello. I'm Miura.
[15:16] Announcer
I've heard that Nokotan spent a week
undergoing rigorous training for this battle.
[15:21] Announcer
Miura-san, what are your thoughts on that?
[15:23] Miura
It's been 1,300 years for Sento-kun.
[15:27] Announcer
Are you saying that since Sento-kun
is a mascot that was born on
[15:30] Announcer
the 1300th anniversary of when the capital
moved to Nara, he packs more of a punch?
[15:33] Miura
Precisely.
[15:35] Announcer
It'll be interesting to see
how this battle plays out.
[15:39] Announcer
And now, here come our fighters.
[15:41] Announcer
From Hinominami High
Class 3-B, Shikanoko Noko!
SIGN Hinominami
[15:58] Nokotan
Notsu!
[15:59] Announcer
And here comes Sento-kun!
[16:04] Crowd
Sento-kun!
[16:07] Crowd
Sento-kun!
[16:11] Crowd
Sento-kun!
SIGN Hinominami
[16:53] Bashame
Well, we definitely lost on entrance hype.
[16:56] Anko
He's one of the most famous
local mascots, after all.
[16:58] Koshitan
Sh-Sh-She just needs to win the match!
[17:01] Yoshiharu
Fighters to the center!
[17:03] Yoshiharu
Wait, why am I even refereeing this?
[17:05] Narrator
It's the final episode,
so it's all hands on deck.
[17:08] Yoshiharu
Er... Attacking with weapons is forbidden.
[17:11] Yoshiharu
That is all!
[17:12] Nokotan
I'll show you the results
of my training, Sento-kun!
[17:16] Announcer
All eyes are on this first round!
[17:19] Koshitan
Go, Shikanoko!
[17:25] Miura
Ah, I see Sento-kun's adopting the style
of the Japanese national sport, sumo.
[17:29] Nokotan
Give me a break!
[17:36] Announcer
Sento-kun's definitely on the defensive!
[17:39] Koshitan
That's it! Keep it up, Shikanoko!
[17:42] Nokotan
I'll go ahead and end it for—
[18:04] Koshitan
Shikanoko!
[18:06] Anko
They just got started, Onee-chan.
[18:08] Bashame
In rice production terms,
they've just watered the field.
SIGN Round 1 Over
[18:13] Announcer
And there's the bell.
[18:15] Announcer
Sento-kun totally dominated the first round.
[18:18] Miura
That was brilliant.
[18:21] Koshitan
You okay, Shikanoko?
[18:23] Koshitan
You did well, but the
enemy was just too strong.
[18:28] Nokotan
Koshitan.
[18:30] Nokotan
Promise me you won't throw
in the towel, no matter what.
[18:34] Nokotan
I'm...
[18:35] Nokotan
I'm definitely going to win!
[18:38] Nokotan
Believe in me!
[18:41] Koshitan
Shikanoko...
[18:46] Announcer
With that, we begin round 2.
[18:59] Koshitan
Shikanoko?
[19:02] Nokotan
Now, let's have a real
deer fight with no rules!
[19:05] Koshitan
I was a fool to believe in you!
[19:08] Announcer
Oh, this is definitely not allowed!
[19:10] Miura
This high school girl is pretty amazing.
[19:13] Miura
She completely threw away her deer identity.
[19:17] Nokotan
All that matters in the end
is who wins! That's all!
[19:20] Koshitan
You can lose already! You're going
to shame the Deer Club by cheating!
[19:23] Miura
But isn't that the good part?
[19:25] Koshitan
Huh? It is?
[19:26] Announcer
Wow, looks like our leading expert
has accepted the cheating!
SIGN Round 2 Over
SIGN Round 3 Over
SIGN Bribe Failed
SIGN Round 4 Over
[19:40] Koshitan
Let's just end this.
[19:41] Koshitan
You toughed it out to the final round.
[19:44] Koshitan
I'll at least acknowledge your tenacity.
[19:46] Nokotan
Koshitan...
[19:47] Nokotan
The Deer Club will never disband.
[19:50] Koshitan
You...
[19:52] Nokotan
I met you, Koshitan, and then
I met the others, so I... I...
[19:57] Koshitan
Seeing it all flash before our eyes,
[19:59] Koshitan
I can't help but wonder if anything good
came out of meeting you, but...
[20:05] Koshitan
Go, Shikanoko!
[20:06] Koshitan
No, Nokotan!
[20:09] Nokotan
Koshitan!
[20:12] Announcer
Now for the final round.
[20:15] Nokotan
Deer Fist Final Technique!
[20:18] Koshitan
Final technique?
[20:19] Koshitan
Not the Self-Shattering—
[20:21] Nokotan
Deer Copter!
[20:23] Koshitan
What the hell kinda final technique is that?!
[20:26] Koshitan
She flew?
[20:26] Koshitan
Wait! Is that how you got stuck in
the damn power lines in episode 1?
[20:30] Bashame
Hey! They followed through
on the foreshadowing!
[20:32] Anko
They sure are doing whatever they want,
since it's the last episode.
[20:37] Nokotan
Even you can't do anything if I'm
attacking from the sky, Sento-kun!
[20:42] Koshitan
Antler bombs!
[20:43] Nokotan
Take this.
[20:44] Yoshiharu
Wait, what?!
[20:46] Nokotan
Take that and that.
[20:52] Koshitan
Hey, stop that, Shikanoko!
[20:54] Koshitan
You're definitely going too fa—
[20:57] Announcer
N-No one could've predicted
this turn of events!
[21:02] Nokotan
Notsu!
[21:04] Nokotan
Notsu!
[21:07] Nokotan
Notsu!
[21:34] Nokotan
Ow.
[21:37] Announcer
And the match has ended!
[21:39] Announcer
The winner is Sento-kun!
[21:44] Koshitan
You're just so...
[21:47] Koshitan
Well, I guess you did your best.
[21:49] Nokotan
Koshitan...
[21:51] Announcer
All right, it's time to interview the winner.
[21:53] Miura
Ah, but Sento-kun is a local
mascot that doesn't talk.
[21:56] Announcer
Welp, I guess we're
interviewing the loser instead.
[21:59] Koshitan
Seriously?
[22:02] Nokotan
Everyone... When I got here today,
the only thought on my mind was to win.
[22:08] Nokotan
All I could think about was
escaping from Deer's Den.
[22:13] Nokotan
But as I was fighting Sento-kun,
I felt a tremendous change in my heart.
[22:19] Nokotan
I realized that winning
or losing doesn't matter!
[22:21] Nokotan
What's important is to give
one's all during the match!
[22:26] Nokotan
Which means that Sento-kun
and I are both winners!
[22:30] Koshitan
Now hold on a sec!
[22:31] Koshitan
You've got some nerve
after all the cheating—
[22:35] Miura
I'm so moved! You're both winners!
[22:37] Koshitan
Miura-san, you're not right in the head!
[22:41] Koshitan
And Sento-kun, you're way too accepting!
[22:50] Tsunoda
Notsu!
[22:52] Koshitan
What?! Why are you all
so moved by that speech?!
[22:56] Anko
Well, whatever. Now the Deer Club
doesn't have to be disbanded.
[23:00] Bashame
Bashame is glad that she
can continue making her rice.
[23:03] Nokotan
Koshitan!
[23:05] Nokotan
I won, just like I promised!
[23:07] Koshitan
Oh, whatever already.
[23:09] Nokotan
I hope you'll keep taking care of me.
[23:12] Koshitan
W-Well, I guess I gotta, right?
[23:19] Crowd
Nokotan! Koshitan! Nokotan! Koshitan!